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Last time on Human Quest Super!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j72ca3NfUkM

The God of Destruction Champa visited Earth to calm his nerves after the Tournament of Power, where he met the most peculiar mortal he's ever seen! Eric, the young human with nothing going to his name ended up becoming a servant to this new alien and an apprentice to the angel Vados!

After much training and the busting of a crime ring on planet Smog he ended up back on Earth with his new "friends" in tow.
However the Saiyan Caulifla inexplicably turned into a Great Ape and the young human resorted to fusing her with the other Saiyan, Kale in the hopes of stopping the formers rampage! Now he has come face to face with a new, terrifying entity.
The fusion of Caulifla and Kale: KEFLA!
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You stare at the new person in front of you in awe. Even if she didn't possess such an obscene level of power you'd still be left speechless by her appearance alone. Kefla not only possesses the physical traits of Caulifla and the height of Kale but her body looks like that of a Greek goddess chiseled into marble. And as the full moon glows behind her you truly feel like you're in the presence of a deity for the first time.

"Hellooo?"
She waves her hand in front of you and you clear your throat nervously.
"I asked if you could show me around."

"Y-Yes! Absolutely!"
The question is... how?
What could you possibly show someone like this?

>Are you hungry?
>Do you... like playing games?
>Just show her around and have a relaxing walk
>Erm... actually... could we wait a bit? I have something I wanna take care of (visit your old room mates)
>Other?
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>>3237558
>Are you hungry?
What does "Do you like playing games?" even mean?
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>>3237570
It means giving her some fun activities like going to an arcade or a bowling alley.
Some sort of entertainment
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>>3237574
Actually I'll switch to that then. I don't want our only response to anything being "food"
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>>3237558
>Do you... like playing games?
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>>3237558
>Do you... like playing games?
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>>3237558
>Do you... like playing games?
By the way did the last thread get archived?
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>>3237590
Yeah it's archived.
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Games it is.

Anything in particular?

>writing
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>>3237601
How about an arcade, might even have a small bowling alley built in
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>>3237602
>>3237601
Sounds good, have a Dave and Busters nearby that's just like that. They also have Pool tables there too.
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"Do you... like playing games?"

"Depends.
What sort?"

"I'll show you.
Come."

Leading the two into the city you find Kefla staring at all the lights illuminating the place. From neon advertisements to streetlamps and even the light peering through the windows of peoples homes you could find almost anything.
"WHOOOOOOA!
It's all so bright! I can barely even tell it's night time!"

"Hmmm? Don't other planets have lights at night?"

"No."
Vados answers you.
"Most planets aren't so obsessed with consumerism like this."

"Heh... I guess we CAN go a bit overboard.
But it lends the big cities a nice feel you know.
It's certainly unique at the very least."

"How do you sleep at night?!"
Kefla asks you.
"When you have so much stuff to do all the time?"

You shrug.
"I guess you get used to it.
Our lives are... relatively short so our culture revolves around doing as much of... everything as possible.
Now come. If you like just looking at the streets, you'll love this!"

Leading the two into an arcade they are drawn in by the places atmosphere.
For a few moments they look around before asking you what this place is.
"This is an arcade.
It's a place where you can play a variety of games with your friends.
...
And spend a bunch of money in the process."
You mutter under your breath.

"Sweet!
Where do we start?"
Kefla asks you.

"I 'unno.
Anywhere I guess. Just... let's stay away from anything that requires strength.
I'd rather not break anything..."

As Kefla walks up to one of the games she invites you over to join her.
How do you want to handle this?

>Give it your best!
>Just have some fun
>Let her win
>Other?
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>>3237628
>Give it your best!
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>>3237628
>Give it your best!
She'd probably prefer a challenge
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>>3237628
>Give it your best!

Giving it our all is having fun! Especially when it comes to vidya.
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>>3237628
>>Give it your best!
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>>3237628
>just have some fun
Are we really gonna style all over somebody who has never seen an arcade machine before?
Come on guys.
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>just have some fun
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>>3237641
Normally I'd agree with you but saiyans are really competitive. I'm thinking she'd love the challenge. Like fighting a super strong fighter.
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>>3237655
Depends, I hope we at least give her time to learn the rules before going full tryhard on her.
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Okay then

Roll the dice!
Best of 4
DC: 10

>writing
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3237668
>>3237664
Well that much at least yeah, we're not assholes
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3237668
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3237668
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>>3237671
>>3237672
>>3237674
Well this could be embarrassing.
One more.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3237668
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>>3237682
Oooof... Barely!
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>>3237682
Jesus that should not have been such a close clutch
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>>3237682
>>3237676
Is it passing if we meet it or do we have to exceed it?
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>>3237685
Hitting it always, I've never seen it where you're required to go higher than the DC.
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>>3237684
I'm glad it's so close, hopefully it means we don't curbstomp her at vidya
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>>3237683
Kek
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You show various games to Kefla in an effort to see what she enjoys.
One by one you go over the machines and try them out, play around a bit but even when she gets somewhat decent at them none can hold her attention for too long. Until you reach the pool table that is.

For some reason the idea of taking turns in a competitive game of skill and precision seems really inviting to her.
So after a bit of explaining and grabbing some nachos you actually got around to knocking balls into holes.

At first Kefla looked like she had a hard time wrapping around to how it's actually played but once she overcame that initial hurdle she turned out to be extremely good at the game, possibly due to her remarkable hand-eye coordination.
What you thought to be something you could casually breeze through turned into the hardest match of your life.
Even when giving it your all it wasn't certain that you'd come out on top.

By the end of the match you're sweating bullets as you focus intently. It all came down to this.
If you miss now she'll definitely knock the last ball in and win. But through determination and sheer luck you pull through and emerge victorious.

Practically collapsing under the pressure you lean heavily on the table when Kefla approaches you.
"Good game!"
She extends her hand and with a smirk you shake it.

"Yeah... Nice work!
You know, you're really good at this!
Like... REALLY good!"

"Thanks. It was fun.
So... this is what you earthlings do in your free time? Play games together? Eat and drink?"

"Y-Yeah..."

"Hmmm?
What's wrong?"

"Well... I don't usually do this.
I don't, I don't have many friends okay?
I have like one and we mostly come here to beat others."

"That's sad. And hilarious!"
She says, not in a mocking tone at all. She just treats it like it's a matter of fact.
And for that you can't really be angry at her.

"Heh...
I guess it is!"
You look up at her.
"But at least now I have two..."
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>>3237716
>you actually got around to knocking balls into holes
I guess you could say we went "balls deep" huh?
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>>3237721
DAMMIT CARLOS.
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Deciding that you could use some fresh air you head outside with your drinks in hand.
"Boy... it sure took long didn't it?
I didn't even notice the time..."
Kefla speaks up.

"Yeah... time flies by when you're having fun."

"Hmmm. Guess it does."

"A-Are you okay?"

"Yeah."
She takes a swig of her coke before putting the glass down gently.
"You know... This was fun."

"Do you... have to go?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CREMM3Zu1Ks

"Yeap. My one hour is almost up.
You know... I'm glad I could have this. Even this fizzy drink.
Because I never thought I'd ever live outside battle. Don't get me wrong... I love fighting but...
I got to live now! Thank you!"

Kefla turns to look at you and you see genuine appreciation radiating from them.
Your gut tightens into a knot as you think about this.
"W-What will happen to you?
You know... when you're gone?"

"Nothing."
She calmly explains.
"I won't feel anything. I won't even feel it happen.
I'll just... cease to exist."
Then she lets out a smile.
"But don't worry! I'm sure these two doofuses will need me soon!"

You feel a mixture of emotions swirling inside of you, unsure how to feel about this.
How do you react?

>write-in
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>>3237749
Let me know if you ever want to do this again. Im sure I can find a way to make it happen.
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>>3237749
>"If you ever feel like going out again, I'm always up for it."
also
>"Is there any way you can keep Caulifla and Kale from kicking my ass when you're gone?"
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>>3237758
Supporting
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>>3237758
Supporting
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>>3237758
Supporting
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>>3237749
>kiss the girl
Do it you pussies
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>>3237749
Jesus christ im now seriously considering the dragonball plan for kefla
YAMERO
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>Writan

>>3237779
It's like you want your ass to get kicked anon

Oh and... update might be a bit slow this time.
Gotta make some dinner
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>>3237749
Oh god the feels

Y-yamate Not-Som sama, It hurts...

>>3237758
This, and
>Feel a tinge of sadness In your gut.

>>3237785
I didn't think she'd be so...best. Now I want to do It too.
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>>3237790
What's life without a little asskicking
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>>3237790
>It's like you want your ass to get kicked anon

I think that was the point of basically doing a short date with Kefla? That and awkward comedy with Kale and Caulifla having no idea how to feel.
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>>3237792
>>3237790
If she ceases to exist after this, will she remember the fun she had when she is fused again, or is it like a reset and will only go off the memories of the two needed to fuse?
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>>3237817
She's their fusion, she has all their memories and they gave all hers. It's not necessarily that she stops existing after unfusing, it's just that she's two different people now. Caulifa and Kale will remember all the details and emotions Kefla had, and therefore she'll remember everything the next time the two fuse.
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>>3237817
Fusions and the fusees do keep all their memories after the fusion ends
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>>3237758
Supporting
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>>3237817
>>3237821
It's why Goku and Vegeta somewhat knew the plan when Vegito purposely got absorbed and weren't just totally clueless as to the situation.
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You feel a tinge of sadness deep in your gut.
"I... know how you feel."

"Huh?"

"Back then... when it all happened.
I felt... nothing. It wasn't bad but now that I can recall it, it's... harrowing.
Not existing I mean. Not sure which I fear more to be honest. Being dead or simply not being."
Looking up from the ground you look at her and give her a reassuring smile.
"If you ever feel... getting out and doing this again I'm always up for it!"

Letting out a little smile Kefla looks up at the stars.
"That's good to know."
Then she looks back at you and slaps your shoulder.
"Come on! Let's stop with all the gloom and go somewhere private.
Wouldn't want people see me split in two, now would we?"

Nodding in agreement you lead them to a secluded place. The only one you can recall within a short distance.
One you didn't really want to go to but have no choice now. Leading the two ladies into a somewhat old looking apartment complex. Fiddling with the lock for a moment you open the door and lead them in.
"Here. It's my old place. We should be good here."

"All right!"
Kefla looks around.
"Guess this will do for defusing."

"By the way Kefla..."

"Hmmm?"

"Any advice on how to not get my ass kicked by the girls once you are gone?"

The tall girl then lets out a little smirk.
"Eeeeeh don't worry about it!
I wouldn't.
Aaaaanyway... you know what to do... right?"

"Pluck the tail-"

"Like a band aid.
Good.
See ya!"

With that said Kefla began to glow and you see the light unfurl into two separate ones which begin to form Caulifla and Kale. Once you are certain they separated you reached out and quickly pulled on Cauliflas tail before she even had a chance to look at the full moon and she lets out a little yelp.

"Darn...
And I was getting used to it too."

"S-Sis?"

"I'm okay Kale.
Just... a bit tired."

With the help of her "sister" Caulifla managed to crawl onto the couch with Kale and the two girls were soon fast asleep, their synchronized snoring was almost what you'd call cute. But you didn't pay much attention to them.
Instead you looked at the tail in your hand, or more accurately past it and into your palm.
"Vados..."
You spoke up.

"Yes?"

"You said Champa wished my planet back.
Is that something exclusive to a god?"

"No. Anyone can do it.
Why? Are you planning something?"

You close your palm into a fist.
"No."
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>>3237844
The absolute madman! He's actually thinking about it!
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>>3237844
Huh, if he's thinking what I think he's thinking, that'll require a long talk with Kale/Caulifla first. And possibly wishing for any Saiyans with a tail to be able to either retain their minds if they transform or just gain the ability to control if they transform or not, cause Kale seemed to like the tail.
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>>3237862
It's not impossible to retain your mind when transformed by training it specifically, Vegeta could and I think Nappa could too.
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>>3237853
Well I guess memes live forever! Or till QM gets sick of them I guess.
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But before you could say any more or before Vados could question you further something gets your attention.
The door is opening.

"Damn it Dominika! I asked you! I asked you again and again if you closed the door!
And what was your answer?! "YES BLYAT!"
And look at this! You even left the lights on! If the landlord doesn't kill you I WILL!"
Two people step in and when they look at you they freeze in place.
"E-Eric?"

"THERE YOU ARE CYKA!"

"Sam. Domi."

Your friend points at you in anger as he tosses his beanie on the ground.
"DON'T YOU SAM ME YOU SONOVA!
Do you have any idea how worried I was? Not to mention how much shit I had to take from the landlord because of you!
We even called the police for FUCKS sake! You were declared missing!
Where the HELL did you disappear to?"
He takes a closer look at you.
"Holy shit... what happened to you? Did you get locked in a Gym all this time and the only way you could get out was lifting? How did you get jacked?!"

You look at your arms and realize, now that he mentions it that your arms a bit more muscular than they used to.
Looking over your shoulder you see that Vados has withdrawn herself so that your flatmates don't see her immediately.
Taking a deep breath you start weighing your options.

>Start slowly explaining things to them bit by bit.
>Reassure them that you're okay but be as vague as possible. They don't need to know this
>Just throw them in the deep end. Aliens are real, so are superpowers
>Bye! (Bail)
>Other?
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>>3237872
>>Just throw them in the deep end. Aliens are real, so are superpowers
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>>3237872
>Aliens are real, so are super powers.
Also levitate a random object to prove a point
Finish with
>and no, I'm not an alien.
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>>3237872
>Just throw them in the deep end. Aliens are real, so are superpowers
>absentmindedly start levitating objects around the room whilst explaining
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>>3237872
>>Just throw them in the deep end. Aliens are real, so are superpowers
>>Demonstrate psychic powers as needed
>>Also, keep your voice down, our hot alien friends are sleeping
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>>3237872
>Just throw them in the deep end. Aliens are real, so are superpowers
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>Start slowly explaining things to them bit by bit.
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>>3237872
>Just throw them in the deep end. Aliens are real, so are superpowers
Fuck it
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>>3237872
>Start slowly explaining things to them bit by bit.
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Well... so much for that.
They are in for a rude awakening it seems

>writing
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>>3237904
>he thought we'd go slow for our flat-mates
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>>3237904
We didn't get the luxury of a slow start, neither do they!
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>>3237904
I mean it's either that or we attempt to play it off while having two girls asleep on the couch and a blue woman just milling about.
We try to explain things slowly with the same issues.
Or we ditch literally everyone.
Also I just want to be an asshole to our room mates and offer them a super lame excuse we then back up.
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"Because Domi said she saw you with some blue chick and a furry so you must've joined some sort of a cult.
And I told her to cut it out with the Monster already because it's clearly rotting her brai-"

"Actually. She isn't wrong. Technically.
Those two... yeah they were aliens. Yeah, those exist and they came to Earth for our food.
Also. Superpowers are real. Get used to it."

Sam starts to smile.
"Okay, really funny. But you can cut that shit out!"

You extend your arm towards a glass of water and start levitating it.
"Cut out what?"

Letting out a chuckle Sam walks up to it.
"Yeah. Not falling for that trick again!"
He touches the bottom of the glass and starts pulling on it.
"I'll see the thread real soon..."
With a relatively quick motion he lowers the glass and shows it to you.
"HA! See?"

You then give a passing glance to the area where the glass was floating mid air a second ago.
Without realizing it himself Sam looks in that direction and he goes dead fucking silent as his mouth hangs open.
The glass slips out from between his fingers and almost hits the ground before you catch it with your psychic powers.
Almost immediately afterwards the two of them start going at it.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Shhhhh!"
You order them.
"My friends are sleeping!"

They clamp each others mouths shut and look nervously at the couch where they see the two girls.
Letting out a simultaneous sigh of relief they speak up.
"I thought they were gonna be aliens..."

"They are."
You answer them and they lean in to take a closer look.

"They look like girls."
Sam observes.
"Hot girls. Is that what awaits us in space? Sweet!"

"Sam. Don't...
They can kill you. And I don't mean in "You piss them off and they kill you".
I mean they are so strong and your puny human body is so weak that if they lock their legs around you during sex and forget about themselves for a picosecond you'll shit and vomit out all your internal organs in an instant."

"...
Is it weird that I want it more now?"

"Kinda."
Domi observes.
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>>3237922
Basically lame excuses and misunderstandings are Goku approach... Well, I don't want to follow his footsteps in this subject.
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>>3237939
When I say "lame excuse" I meant it sounds like a lame excuse to them
"Ha yeah I was chilling out in space learning psychic powers"
Not a shitty Goku excuse whuch people only buy because he's outright brain damaged.
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>>3237922
meh fuck that, just explain it to them, give them our rent a few months ahead in case we need to crash back on Earth every few months, and have them cover for us when we're not here. I was also gonna say probably make sure to notify our old place of work but it's likely been long enough that they think we just fucked off, so whatever.
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>>3237938
>"...
>Is it weird that I want it more now?"
It is, but it's not like I don't agree with Sam.
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>>3237938
>I mean they are so strong and your puny human body is so weak that if they lock their legs around you during sex and forget about themselves for a picosecond you'll shit and vomit out all your internal organs in an instant."

Time to train until we can safely tap that! In between/while cooking for Champa the Manchild and ADVENTURING!
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>>3237966
Was never a problem for Bulma, Chi-Chi or Videl.
Vegeta was far stronger than the saiyan girls when he had Bra too.
So was Gohan when he had Pan (Probably, the fucking nerd.)
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>>3237973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsnVmuXPZ8g
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>>3237973
A. They had a lot more training than we do, & B. They weren't risking having their dick crushed by superpowered orgasms. Better safe than sorry.
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"Then... What about the catman and the blue chick?"

"I'm here!"
Vados speaks up and steps into the limelight.

"H-Holy shit!"

"Vados meet Sam. You already met Dominika.
This is Vados. She's an angel.
By the way, this is what an angel looks like."

"A pleasure!"
Vados bows.

"Madame!"
Sam steps up but before he could go in and attempt to kiss the hands of your master you slap him on the head.
"OW!"

"No Sam.
Be respectful of the angel.
Oh... and... the "catman" you saw. He's my new boss. He's also god."

"So... you deliver pizza for God now?
And God is a cat? That makes way too much sense now that I think about it."

"Actually I'm his new chef."

"You?"
Dominika asks.
"Cyka you can barely cook!"

"HEY! It's good enough for God so suck my dick!
Oh and I almost forgot-"
You reach into your pocket and pull out a thick envelope and slap it on the table.
"This is the rent for the next six months. I didn't mean to bail on you like that, I assume the landlord gave you some shit for that. Sorry. In turn you can keep anything beyond the six months worth. I didn't count but there are surely a couple hundred in there."

"What-"

"The-"

"Shit?!"
They say as they count the fat stack of cash.
"Where did you get THIS?!"

"I pawned a gold bar.
And not a small one either. One so thick you can kill a person with.
The kind you find in Fort Knox."

"H-Holy piss..."
Dominika says.

"Duuuuude...
Hey would it be possible-"

You know what he's asking for. What he wants.

>No. You can't have super powers
>It's not up to me to decide
>I mean... Maybe once I know what I'm doing I can share what I learned
>Other?
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>>3237977
If we ever do get to that point, you can cut to black or whatever but there better be a

>Eric: HA, HA, ARRRRH N-NULL LAAAAAANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhMMQNjSflQ
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>>3237990
>I mean... Maybe once I know what I'm doing I can share what I learned
>Big maybe, it's a ton of work and I've learned from my time spent training that it isn't a toy.
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>>3237990
>Okay, I can try. This might hurt a little.
Do it faggots.
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>>3237990
>I mean... Maybe once I know what I'm doing I can share what I learned
>but you will have to call me Master all the time
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>I mean... Maybe once I know what I'm doing I can share what I learned
>>From what I saw having them would make you average by space standards I guess.
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>>3237990
>No. You can't have super powers
Something tells me this is hardly the kind of person who can be trusted to be responsible with this stuff. Not to mention he doesn't have a job in space. He'd probably get bored on Earth and do stupid stuff.
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>>3237990
>>I mean... Maybe once I know what I'm doing I can share what I learned
>>From what I saw having them would make you average by space standards I guess.
>>And you have to call me Master, like all the time.
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>>3237998
Support
We can't just give everyone superpowers, literally at this point because we don't know how to.
Also I fear a future where he flirts with Caulifla in Kale's presence or something and gets fucking pasted over the floor for it by a very angry super saiyan.
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>>3237990
>It's not up to me to decide
>Vados?
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>>3238010
Let's just take him to space bar when he starts getting too big for his britches... That will knock him down a peg.
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>>3237990
>I mean... Maybe once I know what I'm doing I can share what I learned

"I'm not about to set your organs on fire because I made an 'oopsie' dude, maybe when I know what the hell I'm doing."
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>>3237990
>It's not up to me to decide

Not that interested in the OC's
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So let's just leave it at a "maybe" for now.
If it doesn't work out you can still bail on it

>writing
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>>3238024
I like Dominika, haven't seen enough of Sam yet. I just don't know about teaching the two of them superpowers considering that we ourselves are already at a point where we could blow up the moon or a good chunk of the planet if we felt so inclined.
Though in the future I'm fine with teaching them both.
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>>3238046
Generally humans require a lot of training to get good anyway, I'm kind of just going by Eric being both a genius with this stuff and having the greatest trainers in the universe showing interest in his personal development. With Eric teaching regular people like Sam it'll likely be either he gets to a decent but impressive level for an Earthling, I.E. he gets to Chaotzu/Yamcha levels which in fairness is still super impressive by normal standards, or just doesn't. I mean, Tien trains an entire school of dedicated martial artists and most of them seem unable to use their ki in any real manner. Psychic or not, it takes a ton of hard work to get right, and even then most people aren't able to.

So I'm not really worried we'll end up making a a planet buster out of our friend, just that we're busy and still early in our own training anyway, therefore big maybe.
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>>3238040
>>3238046
Something tells me that handing out weapons of mass destruction to twenty-somethings isn't the smartest idea.
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>>3238057
What are you, a boomer?
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"I mean... I'm in no position to teach you.
I'm not about to set your organs on fire because I made an 'oopsie' dude, maybe when I know what the hell I'm doing.
So let's leave it at that."

"SWEET!"
They both jump up and do a high five in the air.

"Now then...
Let's see, where is it?"
You start looking over the cupboards for your secret stash.
"AHA! There's my whiskey!
Okay Vados. Can we go? Or should we wait for the girls?"

"It's enough if you touch them."

"Alright.
Sorry about the mess guys but this isn't how I wanted to handle it.
When I come back we can chat a bit more. But I can't exactly leave the girls like this.
Not after one of them just turned into a giant monkey."

"WAIT! THAT WAS YOU?!"

"Y-You saw?"

"Everybody did! It was on the news!
We thought King fucking Kong just appeared!"

"Riiiight. Now you see why I'm hesitant.
Anyway, see ya!"

Grabbing onto the girls you let Vados touch your shoulder and in a pillar of light you all disappeared, leaving the humans at a loss for words as reality finally started to settle in.

"Domi...
Do you have a little green?"

"Yeah... I was about to suggest it..."
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>>3238057
If it's any consolation

A) they're not just super powers, it actually requries training, effort, and discipline to get them to a notable level

B) It's not like we can just unlock it all at once like Vados did for us.
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>>3238067
>"Domi...
>Do you have a little green?"
>"Yeah... I was about to suggest it..."
You know what, these guys are allright. If they end up being part of our u6 Z fighters I would be so down.
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>>3238083
That's true, but do we know that? We're the only example we have, and who wouldn't work as hard as we did if you're gonna get superpowers out of it?
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>>3238087
Yeah, no fucking way.
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>>3238083
>B) It's not like we can just unlock it all at once like Vados did for us.
Nothing a nat 20 can't fix.
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>>3238067
>our roommates were stoners
Now what do we say about psychic powers and ANY drugs that affect your mind in any way?
But yeah they could be fun to give at least minor powers to and if neither declare a new world order we could train them further later on.
They gotta drop the drugs if they want to learn though.
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>>3238097
Oh come on it's weed, what's the worst you could do while smoking a joint?
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>>3238102
Anything that affects the mind could have disastrous consequences for a psychic.
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A few minutes later you land in the middle of Champas world with the girls groaning after hitting the ground.
"Uuuuuugh...
Did anyone write down the number of that spaceship?
Fuuuuck me my head hurts."

"Are you okay Caulifla?"

"Yeeeeah...
Hey. Did you really get all emotional when we were Kefla?"

Nervously you look around.
"N-No!"

"Hah! Dork!"

After she fell back to sleep you carried them back inside and tucked them in their beds nice and snug.
Going back out to Vados you picked up the bottle of whiskey you brought.
"Damn... Now I feel like I need a stiff drink."

As if on queue two glasses appear in the hands of your master.
"Shall we?"

"Yeah..."
Pouring each of you a decent amount you kick back and start relaxing.
"What are the chances of them forgetting about that?"

"Close to nill."
Vados says as she stirs her drink around.
"But I think this ordeal will do them a lot of good. Some rest will do wonders for their condition."

"Yeah... I overheard that.
Why don't you explain that to them?"

"Do you think they'd listen?
Besides... they never asked."

"Hmph..."
You chug the entire glass in one go and cough a little afterwards.
"Well, that's another thing I'll have on my mind for the rest of my life."

"Do you have issues with that?"
Vados asks you.

"Are you kidding?
To this day sometimes I recall moments from my childhood when I was an awkward little shit and then beat myself for being so dumb!"

Your trainer then walks up to you and gently touches your shoulder.
"Oh don't be like that!
Everybody makes mistakes! And if it makes you feel better you've done nothing but exceed my expectations up until now!"

"Thanks Vados!"

"No problem."
She then finishes her drink as well.
"Oh my, that's nice and smooth!
But now that we're nice and warmed up what do you say about a bit of training?"

"It's like you're reading my mind!"
You stand up and charge up your power, letting that purple aura build up a bit.

"Now now. Not so fast.
I'd like to give you a little test this time, see if you can figure it out on your own.
But before we do that I have a question...
I'm curious... You're reaching the level where you can safely branch out.
What direction do you see yourself going in? What do you think would compliment your abilities? Because we'll have to start thinking about that soon."

You stop for a moment and start thinking about it.

>Ki
>Magic
>Tech

This has effects beyond what your next skill tree will be
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>>3238102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5tnVODuI-g

this
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>>3238107
>MAGIC
wizard time
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>>3238107
>Ki
Magic could be fun to mess with but it's not like we don't already have psychic hax.
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>>3238107
>>Magic

Time to add reality-warping Wizard bullshit to our repertoire of reality-warping Psychic bullshit!
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>>3238107
>Ki
It makes a lot more sense to blend Ki and Psychic powers with all the training and fighting we do. perfecting the mind and body. Magic can be after.
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>>3238107
>Magic
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>>3238107
>Ki
Gonna go with ki
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>>3238107
>Tech
Let's become U6 most brilliant scientist! Also the Tuffles are gonna be the arc villains so it'll come very handy.
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>>3238107
>Magic
"I'm hardly some kind of genius with computers and that key stuff doesn't really make sense at all. Besides, magic sounds fucking awesome."
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>Ki
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>>3238107
>Ki

Hell they'd both complement Psychic powers, but Ki gives us a bit more of... I don't know, a safety net defensively If you will.

I don't mind If magic wins though.
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>>3238107
>Ki
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>>3238107
>Magic
We're never gonna have abody that can compete with with the top fighters of the multiverse, but our psychokinetic powers could definitely bring us up there. Especially with something as powerful as magic backing them up.
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>>3238107
>Ki

THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF MIND AND BODY!

I would chose tech but I don't think it would synergize as well as magic or ki. Seriously, tech is underrated in DB.
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>>3238155
*ahem*
ANDROID 17 AND 18? CELL?
AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE BASED AROUND IT?!
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>>3238149
>>3238150
>>3238155
Anons want to be another ultra-powerful fighter who can take it as well as dish it out instead of being the universe's biggest glass cannon.
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>>3238166
I meant in quests, my bad.
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>>3238166
And for the record, I'm not saying "PICK TECH A-HOLES!"
All I'm saying is let's not diss tech when it's proven to work
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I just realized if we'd gone Magic/Tech we could've gone full Star Ocean on this universe. A missed opportunity if ever there was one!
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>>3238155
>THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF MIND AND BODY!
I can't help but feel the harmony between the body and mind almost always leads to bad shit happening despite it's benefits.
Like the Legend of Luther Strode for example.
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>>3238166
I'm hoping later on in life we end up mastering everything. For now though that Mind/Body syncro would be the easiest, what with coming from that life energy.
>>3238168
To be fair, the glass part of being a glass cannon sucks ass.
>>3238174
Maybe later on anon
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>>3238166
Nah man, Mecha Freeza, Metal-Cooler every Android and everything the Tuffles did and oh! Cyborg Tao never happened.
>>3238171
Oh nevermind then.
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>>3238107
>Magic
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>>3238176
Pff, playing a character with weaknesses to worry about is much more interesting than a character who can do everything well.
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>>3238107
>Tech
Switching to Tech for aesthetic purposes
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>>3238174
>Star Ocean

Explain.
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>>3238183
I don't know, playing a character who won't die from one hit doesn't seem any less interesting than playing a character who could die from one hit.
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>>3238187
Tell me a tactical situation where you have to use your literal magic powers to avoid a straight fight is less interesting than a straight punching match.
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>>3238187
The thing with tech is you don't need to fight directly. Hell, out of the paths it's also probably the easiest way to obtain immortality in this world.
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Hmmmm...
Even if I consider the guy who changed his vote, Ki still wins 7 to 6.

A shame. Magic woulda been cool.
But at least this way we might get a nice story arc out of it
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Oh and

>writing

Kinda forgot about that
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>>3238194
Eh, we can probably pick up some magic at a later date. At least Ki has an in-story impetus of sparring with Caulifla to spark our interest.
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dang. with psychic and magic we could have great mind control powers.
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>>3238194
Didn't Vados say something about how our latent ki is used to fuel psychic powers? Could we lean into using it as fuel for more powerful psychic bullshit?
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>>3238194
Ki probably fits better with actually getting good at martial arts.
I wanna be a submission expert!
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>>3238107
>tech
If not add mine to magic
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>>3238206
That's exactly why I voted for It, as cool as magic Is.

Magic gives us more exotic options

Ki gives us a greater well to draw from and master the powers we have.
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>>3238206
That's what I was thinking. They should both be from your energy right? Just expressed differently. Odds are using physical ki and psychic energy in tandem we can blend them together for some real bullshit level of power behind our attacks. I'm all for learning magic next unlock though.
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>>3238203
Easy there Badabi.
There's actually a single character in the expanded universe that has all four types of abilities.
Android 21 (psychic comes from Freeza cells (also Cell's cells too I guess))
Also apparently she somehow has Buu's cells too. Somehow.
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>>3238213
Also a nice bod and better stamina from having said nice bod. Just a nice bonus on top of it. I wonder what kind of extra mileage we could get out of a pscyic enforced kamehameha type move could get us? It would be powerful for sure.
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>>3238219
Instead of a Psychic Kamehameha I'm wondering how difficult it would be to pull off a portal kamehameha type attack so the beam hits their unguarded back.
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Okay like, gonna be honest, I want tech route cause one, no quest ever goes that route and two
It leads to the other three if done right. Tech's the equivalent of the type O, of dba. You get everything with it if done well but can't get it of you specialize in the other's because by then your usually a retarded fighter, or just not smart enough
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Yeah, surely Ki is the best option to stay alive. It's not like having infinite energy and stamina is an option.
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>>3238227
Id switch to tech but its too late and wouldnt win even if i did
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>>3238231
Not with that attitude
You gotta try anon
You gotta believe
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>>3238227
I'll consider it if we find an evil super genius who's devoted his life to killing some random guy for revenge.
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>>3238227
Don't worry you'll get your psychic amplifier armor in due time.
But first we gotta get the "Ki arc" out of the way

I guess it fits thematically. Leaving magic for last. Seeing how it'll be broken
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Also further point, being able to clone a thousand warriors all with our techniques and strength along with giving them super regeneration is perhaps the greatest thing in dba, and that wasn't even after ssj2.

Along with energy absorption and being able to absorb most other technology
Granted this'll take awhile but still. Plus we 't have a convienent capsule corps to depend on do we
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>>3238226
I imagine if we go into tech anyway it would be TuffleTech, not like we're going to build a power suit any time soon, nor are we going to convert ourselves into a cyborg with our shitty U6 Earth knowledge of science.
I doubt there's a Bulma or Gero equivalent scientist just hanging around our Earth.
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>>3238238
>clone a thousand versions of ourself
Literally why. That's fucking stupid, ridiculously powerwanky and thematically boring and will STILL end with your defeat.
I don't want to be Metal Cooler. Besides, you don't even need tech for that, you can just go the Zamasu route and make the wish for Immortality.
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You shrug.
"I'll worry about crossing that bridge when I get to it."

"I see.
Then shall we begin?"

"Is that even a question?"

Vados chuckles and waves her wand around in a circle. When it passes by one of your limbs they get encased in a familiar material. Both your forearms are now clad in a gauntlet of sorts both your shins appear to have some sort of armor cast around them. They are not only heavy but each one manages to disrupt your psychic abilities by a pretty hefty amount, leaving you almost as a cripple as they drag you down.

"As you can tell this is the same material I used before, called Blank stone.
And it has the curious ability to disrupt the very energies you can create with your mind."

You grunt as you struggle to move any of your limbs.
"Sounds like something you gods created just to fuck with psychics!"

"Thiiiis may be the case.
But I hope you're ready!"

"No wait! I can't even lift my ar-"

Using her wand Vados whisks you away into some strange dimension that seems to be devoid of... everything.
"Welcome to my world.
It's a little pocket dimension inside my wand.
In here I can set up any sort of training regiment I want for you."

"G-Great! And why does it feel like I'm suffocating?"

"That's just a side effect of it. You'll get used to it. Hopefully.
Normally you couldn't even move in here if even a bit of ki leaks out of your body but I dialed that back for the purpose of this test."
She then extends her hands and conjures up a waterfall in front of you and a fruit bearing tree somewhere next to it.
"You'll stay here until you've completed your test.
You may eat from the fruit and drink from the waterfall as you need."

"W-What about other bodily functions?"

"You may proceed as normal. It doesn't really matter."
She then points up.
"There is my wand. That's your exit.
But it will only activate once you've completed your trial."

"Which is?"

She points forward.
"I want you to split that waterfall in half.
While wearing your bindings."

"URK!
A-Are you serious?!"

"Very."
Vados then begins to fly upwards to her wand.
"And I'd hurry if I were you.
While your body may endure prolonged isolation won't do your mind much good!"

"W-WAIT! VADOS!"
And she's gone.
"Grrrrrr.... Great."

You look at your new challenge and scratch your head as you try to figure out how to handle it.

>If you can only use a fraction of your power, you just have to raise it that much more!
>There's probably a trick to it...
>Sit down and think about it
>Other?
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>>3238253
>Try meditation. At worst we fail and have to try something else.
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>>3238253
>>There's probably a trick to it...
I have a bad feeling about this.
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>>3238253
>There's probably a trick to it...
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>>3238253
>There's probably a trick to it...
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>>3238253
>Sit down and think about it
The very first thing Vados did with us wasn't mental exercises to train our brain or anything. We were training our body. Maybe the strength of our powers is based on the strength of our body and we should work out?
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>>3238253
>>Sit down and think about it
It doesn't seem that bad when you think about it. The water comes from somewhere, just start from the top and physics will do the rest,
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>>3238253
>Put the fruit in the waterfall. She never said how long or wide she wanted it split
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>>3238253
>Sit down and think about it
Our power is being limited for a reason here... Maybe it has to do with how energy is formed, not the amount?"
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>>3238253
>>Sit down and think about it
You know what I'm gonna change my vote, could be a good way of gaining some insight
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>>3238262
Switch to
>sit down and think about it
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>>3238253
>Sit down and think about it
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>>3238253
>Sit down and think about it
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>>3238284
Okay in the future if anyone changes their vote, please link your original vote so it's easier to keep track of.

Anyways. Sitting down and thinking wins.
And make sure to praise this guy:>>3238260

>writing

Also, I'd like some dice
Best of 4
DC: 11
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3238319
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3238319
Here we go!
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3238319
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3238319
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>>3238323
>>3238325
16 and 17 are filling in for 18 I see.
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>>3238319
>And make sure to praise this guy:>>3238260 (You) #
Yay, I meaningfully contributed! Praise be to Me, Myself, and I!
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>>3238352
Whatever you say bud, gains first though
https://youtu.be/mCnJ2_xN2jU?t=15
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First things first, you pluck a fruit from the tree and take a bite out of it. To say it's bland would be an understatement. It's completely tasteless and its only saving grace is that it's juicy. But the juice is just water.
However it does seem to fill you up and has enough nutrition to keep you going.

Munching on the thing you slowly guide yourself through the empty void with what little psychic power you can muster.
Floating around like an astronaut you reach the top and attempt to find the waters source. Just as you suspected it has no beginning nor end. The water just appears out of nowhere and drops down into nothingness. The only thing that's seemingly standing in its way is a somewhat flat rock roughly around the same level as the trees base.

You drop the remaining core of the fruit into the stream and watch it sink down, not even making a dent in the current. Cautiously you stick your hand in it and realize that it also fails to alter the flow of the water.
"I see... Tackling magic with logic was a stupid idea...
But what do you want from me then Vados?"

Cupping your hands together you take some water out and give it a taste.
After just a sip you conclude that, much like the fruit it's absolutely bland but serves its purpose just fine.
Taking what's left in your hand you begin to focus intently on it. The little water that's left in your hand rises slowly after much effort.

*pant* *pant*
"This is pointless!
I can barely move this! Let alone a waterfall!"
You cry out in your desperation, realizing the true magnitude of this test.
"There must be something else to it... something."
You look around until you see the rock inside the waterfall.
"Maybe."

Slowly you undress and hang your clothes on the tree before sitting underneath the waterfall.
Crossing your legs you attempt to meditate. You aren't sure what you are doing or why, you just remember a lot of movies where this is a thing. And since the asians were seemingly mostly correct about the afterlife, maybe they know something you don't. But just as you're starting to question your own sanity you feel your consciousness slipping as your breathing regulates itself and feel the waves gently wash over your body.

Calm.
You feel calm.
The here, now and why becomes meaningless.
No longer do you feel frustrated about your current predicament, nor do you care about the myriad other things on your mind.
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>>3238372
Huh. Y'know, despite there being a waterfall right there, the concept of waterfall meditation eluded me.
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But if there is one thing that's bothering you is how your head seems to be aching in one particular area where the water is hitting it. Probably some injury you suffered during training. You think about moving your hand over there to stop it but discard the idea as it'd break your concentration.

However as if it heard your thoughts the pain subsides immediately.
This makes you think.

"Hmph...
So that's how it is!"

You steel yourself and sharpen your mind. The sensation of the water hitting your body completely vanishes as does the feeling of the rock underneath you and that of the air you breathe. Right now only you exist. Everything out there, the water, the air, the rock you sit upon, all a part of you.
And you think about not hitting your own head anymore.
Looking up you see a small dome of air formed above your head, keeping the water away.

That is the secret.

Up until this point you were using your psychic powers wrong. Your feeble human mind could only think up a pair of psychic hands reaching out and grabbing things or something equally simple to imagine. But that's a roundabout way of doing it.
Instead you must use that energy to become one with something and move it as if it was your own body.

"ALL RIGHT! LET'S DO THIS!"

>Roll the dice again
Best of 4
DC: 9
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3238401
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3238401
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3238401
>inb4 critfail and aneurism
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3238401
come on!
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>>3238403
Fuck my luck this thread
>>3238408
WOW OK
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>>3238409
Man, first that 18 for Psychic unlock and now apparently we were a KI prodigy all along. Eric is really good at this ascension thing
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>>3238414
Just to be clear: This isn't Ki training.
It's still very much psychic.

Though with this... I think unlocking Ki will be childs play
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>>3238418
MAKE WAY FOR THE NINGEN PARADE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGuDTRilKQ

"Hehehe..."
You close your eyes for a moment and then begin.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The nothingness around you begins to quake and quiver as if something terrible is about to be unleashed.
And after your scream you let out a single, commanding shout.
"HA!"

As if the hand of God himself chopped the damn thing in half the entire waterfall split at your command violently.
Giggling like an excited little kid you look at your bindings and shake your head in disbelief.
Standing up from your rock you begin walking towards the tree and dress back up.
Once you're done with your business both the rock and the tree crack before shattering into a million pieces under your psychic might.

Touching the now glowing staff you feel yourself being thrown out of the little pocket dimension Vados set up for you and your teacher looks at you with eyes wide open.
"That... wasn't supposed to be that quick...
I barely had time to put up some tea to boil!"

"Sorry to disappoint Vados.
But some tea sure sounds nice."

"Right away.
Erm... but before I go, here let me remove those."

"No need."

You raise both of your closed fists and with a smirk blast the bindings into smithereens alongside the greaves.
Vados stares at this display intently before blushing ever so slightly.
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Aaaaaaaaaaand with that fat nut out of the way I think it's a good time to stop for now.

I'll be returning tomorrow around the same time when I started today and begin the "Ki arc" where you'll be able to get some first hand learning experience in both how to and how NOT to use it.

Fingers crossed.

And as a last thing: Thread's been archived.
You know the rest.
Have a good night
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>>3238457
Thanks for running!
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>>3238457
Good night Not-Som, good run today. Hey how strong would you say we are right now, enough to take on TWO Nappas?
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>>3238463
Vegeta after his first zenkai boost
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>>3238450
With these kind of performances it almost seems like blank stone just doesn't even work on us.
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>>3238468
That's because Vados literally gave you the keys to breaking them.
She just didn't expect you to learn to drive the second you got in the car
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>>3238465
Holy shit we're getting strong now.
That 20 really did the trick huh?
Also we can now officially reduce Earth to dust if we wanted, let's not do that.
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>>3238450
Wow, very nice. If this keeps up, we're going to be quite the contender soon enough.
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>>3238484
I know Powerlevels are bullshit (or at least become bullshit as soon as a certain somebodies hair turns gold)
But so far we've gone from 5 > 4500 >24000
That's a pretty good gain we've got.
It puts us up pretty far up there in comparison to a normal person.
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>>3238465
Jesus that actually puts in the 1% of the universe, and that's without enhancing our body with KI. I mean sure guys like Zarbon at full power could still beat us but it would be possible to win.
>>3238450
>Vados stares at this display intently before blushing ever so slightly.
I just noticed that, nice
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>>3238584
We're like the psychic human equivalent to Goku. I mean Tien grew and could copy techniques fast too, but he plateaued at about the saiyan arc and just gained normal gains from there. Eric on the other hand is still growing at a good rate.
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>>3238600
Oh no, I hope we don't get strong enough that WAKU WAKU gets interested in fighting us any time soon.
I can't be assed to get our asses handed to us by a fucking hick with an IQ lower than the number of transformations he has.
Vegeta at least will eventually show up because of his promise to visit Sadala.
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>>3238723
I don't know, even if he can stomp us easy it would still be a pretty fun fight and give Eric a reference to just how powerful a regular mortal can get. Plus Goku would get a huge kick out of how strong a human from this universe got in such a short amount of time. Really only Gohan and Broly have shown this kind of speedy development, so there's a good chqnce he'd teach us a bit to help Eric get even stronger, since he woupd definitely be interested in our further development.

Who knows, maybe we could even get the kaioken out of it. That's an insanely powerful technique in the right hands, and we might even be able to further enhance it with psychic energy.
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>>3238897
I mean, I suppose.
He literally abandons his family to go and train Uub after all, and by that point Uub would be an ant to him.
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>>3238907
Silly anon, GT isn't canon and he can teleport anywhere instantly. The idea that he never sees his family and they wouldn't just go to him anyway is stupid.
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>GT isn't canon
It's canon, it's just in a separate timeline from Super.
This explains why pic related is a thing
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>>3238918
Well sure, but he's still a callous asshole.
The Tournament of Power cements goku as "Danger to the Multiverse" tier because he just had to remind Zeno about the tournament.
What if somebody who had bad intentions won?
>>3238936
>Heroes
>canon
Oh no my siiiides
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>>3238936
That image makes my brain hurt.
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>>3238939
>Oh no my siiiides
It's soft canon or "canon until contradicted".
Seriously, none of the manga or anime have done anything to disprove this shit happening since it takes place like 200+ years after GT.
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Speaking of which, what if we developed aura armor to enhance our defense and striking power? Just catch the energy that we waste from our in a barrier layered around us skin tight and fuel it that way. Plus if Vados showed us we could use it to resist poisons, vacuums, extreme tempatures, and possibly even breath with no air. Just convert with our ki. After all if you can make ki poisonous and sticky then surely it can go the other direction right?
>>3238936
Wait but isn't Heroes non canon though?
>>3238939
Sure but if he hadn't Zeno would have just destroyed most of the universes with no chance of revival later on when he felt like it. Say what you will but u6 would have been permanently erased if not for Goku's battle autism.
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>>3238942
It is kind of cool, in the dumbest way.
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>>3238952
Like a super armor skin suit? That could work but it'd take massive concentration, but then again if we keep rolling like this maybe we'll manage it.

Is it bad I still want tech even though I know we won't get it?
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>>3238952
Purifying Ki could be pretty cool.
Considering the actual plan was to see if the winning universe is worthy of existing by seeing whether they would wish back the other universes really kind of says that Zeno didn't really have that much of an inclination to erase them anyway.
Also nothing stopping him from just deciding to erase them all later on anyway, even if the ToP happens.
Goku is still an idiot for what he did.
There's one problem with having the winner wish back the erased universes though.
It's not specific at all.
A limitless wish would have brought back both the purged Zamasu timelines and the universes Zeno erased prior to the ToP
Zamasu was literally breaking through timelines, he was a threat to the entire Multiverse and all the timelines within it.
He even breaks into the time nest (A place outside of time) in the semi-canon Xenoverse 2.
Basically from any perspective the ToP is completely retarded.
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>>3238976
We will eventually, though I'd rather work on our actual abilities first and get really strong before we start relying on tech. I'd also prefer not enhancing ourselves with stuff like cybernetics. I don't know, I'd rather keep building our strength as we have naturally. Armor and equipment sounds cool later though.
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>>3238991
Enhancing ourselves is only good if we manage to find somebody on Gero's level who can make Androids/Bio-Androids capable of naturally growing in strength by training.
And the only people who can really do that are super fucking evil, dead, or both.
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>>3238976
>Like a super armor skin suit? That could work but it'd take massive concentration, but then again if we keep rolling like this maybe we'll manage it.
Initially definitely but I'm hoping we develop it by constantly using until it becomes almost second nature and can be used almost naturally and without any real stamina loss, like Goku did for SS1 and 2 eventually. That way qe never really have to worry about our environment as much. Think how amazing being able to fly through space would be? Plus it would be a great way to build up both our energy reserves and fine tune our control.
>>3238990
>Purifying Ki could be pretty cool
I thought so too
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>>3239004
>fighting Frost
>Frost blows up the planet out of anger
>"Really? Rage quitting?"
>"YOU FOOL! I CAN BREATHE IN SPACE!"
>"oh cool me too."
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>>3239004

Here's some ideas for new techniques

Teleportation/blinking

Sphere/active energy barrier

Passive/environmental barrier: layered around skin

Gravity control

Gravity balls: energy compressed into little balls that suck up and destroy matter like a black hole

Pyrokinesis

Electrokinesis

Straight up just copy M. Bison's move set

Gif related so we don't need to shoot barrages straight from our body

Time stop
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>>3239035

Ok what about:

Hellzone Grenade, but psychic!

Psychic in the sense that it's made of psychic energy and somehow reacts to what the defender is expecting to happen so the blasts switch trajectories depending on what its target is expecting or preparing to do.
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>>3239047
So a field of homing blasts? Cool. We don't even need to set them up like Piccolo needs to. We can just form them all at once in the area and shoot them all at the target at once. Trying dodging all that when they're homing at and surrounding you.
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>>3239047
Oh yeah

Also eye lasers, eye lasers and firebreath jusr because.
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>>3239035
>No Portals
>No Teleporting Others/Objects remotely
>No MIND CRUSH
Portals are easily the second best power along with Time Stop.
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>>3239053

Not just homing; homing and evasive Ki blasts.

Think like the Super Kamikaze Ghost attack but instead of ghosts it's just psychic/ki hybrid stuff that we can throw out. And they're not really self-aware, but due to psychic mumbo jumbo they react to any psychic energy that the target puts out (i.e. conscious and/or subconscious thought) and can evade counters or blocks accordingly.
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>>3239061
>give the attacks Ultra Instinct
Ka Ka Ka Ka Kachi Daze?
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>>3239059
Portals I thought but just fogot to add it, mind crush I forgot about though good call. Might as well add the jedi mind trick too and be a real jedi. I'm not sure we can actually sense ki and hide ours yet too. Also we could use a barrier offensively and shape spikes on it, then just ran hard into an enemy.

Hell we coukd probably add spikes to our fists ig our energy control gets good enough.
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>>3239091
Hiding our powerlevel is irrelevant rn.
It's not ki so it isn't picked up.
We can probably also go for a beam slash attack that ignores conventional durability by being so thin it cuts through molecular bonds.
Also we can possibly attempt a physical cloaking ability by manipulating the visible light around us.
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>>3239117
>Hiding our powerlevel is irrelevant rn. So it's not ki so it isn't picked up.
Sure but the stronger we get the more it will.
>We can probably also go for a beam slash attack that ignores conventional durability by being so thin it cuts through molecular bonds.
Beam slashes that thin probably won't be for a while but it is worth developing
>Also we can possibly attempt a physical cloaking ability by manipulating the visible light around
We could also use it offensivel and bend the light around an enemy to cause blindness.

We could also use vibration based attacks to really hurt someone. Maybe even grab thrm at close range and hit them with hard vibrations through their body.
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>>3239149
In a grapple our powers would probably be put to better use as a force choke.
And our open palm strikes already deal that type of damage anyway.
Also, precognition and offensive mind reading are fantastic abilities to get too.
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>>3239183
I assumed the force choke and crushing would be with the telekinesis and gravity control.

The vibration thing is more for long ranges if need be as it can get past certain defences, and for if we get caught in a grapple rather than initiate grapple. Like getting caught in a bad vise and shooting out heavy vibrations as they're grappling us to make it really hurt. It would be a lot easier than trying to force choke them as they're choking us.

Precognition is definitely a good ability to form, though I doubt it would see ver far in the future. Still some battle precognition to counter enemy attacks bwfore they send them off and letting it guide us like Yoda and the Force when necessary make it a super useful ability to gain. Mind reading is obviously a good one to have. Odds are we can learn to do basic telepathic communication pretty easy to which is a great furst step. Plus we can use it defensively to and create mental barriers so we don't get mind controlled or body jacked.
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>>3239286
>all these typos
Damn I'm tired
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>>3239117
You know even though I voted for Ki, It feels bittersweet because I have so many ideas for broken wizard magic you just have no idea.

If we have unlimited power to throw behind reality warping bullshit we could no-sell people by playing with time and space like a toy and making It nigh impossible to fight us conventionally.

One of my favorite ideas Is simple enough- utilizing the void. Imagine this, someone launches their final attack at us. It's monsterous, It's massive and It's going to utterly unmake us, just a monsterous blast of Ki. We *unmake* It. If we could set up a stablized plane of non-existance tied to a spacial coordinates through magic, we could no sell any attacks we could manage to block.

Furthermore, why stop at defense? Ki blades have been used over and over, and though they hit outside their weight class they have limits. If we formed a blade like that In a specialized containment field, It'd simply go through anything except maybe someone with space-time fields to defend themselves with.

Obviously It'd have It's limits. No doubt It would take a lot of energy and concentration to form and maintain and Isn't something we'd manage for a long time most likely, but what else can be the price for something nigh-absolute? Furthermore anyone that could identify It properly simply has to outmaneuver It, but that's the case with most attacks. Still, It'd be damn potent trump card If Not-Som would ever let us get reality erasing attacks.
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>>3239405
unvote for ki, fagmo
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>>3239405

It's too late.

Amongst all of the original flavors, you had to choose Gohan flavored.

Enjoy your Ultimate Mystic SSJ4 gohan flavored DBXV character.
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>>3239419
You think we won't get magic later? I just wanted a strong core not a glass one, there's still cool things we can do with Ki until then.
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>>3239435
You think we won't get ki later?
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>>3239428
And you could've picked any flavour in the world, but you chose salt.
Not-Som already mentioned there will be an opportunity to learn magic later on anyway.
Besides if you'll just wait a bit we'll be able to see the magic capabilities of the new Super Villain.
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>>3239443
Ki Is essentially a pool of energy. This entire time, for the rest of this quest our Ki Is going to build up now. Magic as I see It Is just an expanding list of interconnected techniques. We might learn magic very quickly but we have to build our Ki up at least somewhat through the course of gradual training. It's more efficient to go this route.

By the way, speaking of a pool of energy you know what we can put It to use doing? Powering our psychic abilities and then later our magic. Babadi didn't have a notable amount of Ki If any from what I understand. What could someone do with the same techniques and a pool of energy exponentially greater to use with those techniques?

Relax man, we're on the same team but have different priorities.
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>>3239457
Try to justify it how you want with whatever logical gymnastics you have in your head, but in the end it really doesn't matter what order we do things in. You really don't have to justify your incorrect choice to me this hard.
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>>3239491
Way to come off as a massive douche for no reason.
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>>3239508
Are you so new that you're completely unfamiliar with the concept of "bantz"?
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>>3239524
>bantz
Where'd you learn that one? Twitter?
Stop getting so upset over nothing.
You're acting like a child.
Thanks.
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>>3239491
Alright, I'll play ball. Instead of ridiculing me for something you don't like, go ahead and convince me why Magic was the objectively superior and correct choice In your opinion then.

Go ahead man, I'm curious to see what you say.
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>>3239530
I'm starting to wonder if you're fucking with me or being legitimate.
First of all, accusing me of taking things from twitter? What? You're supposed to accuse people of being from reddit, not twitter. Rookie mistake, kid.
Second, you're bringing out the "upset" lines way too early into the game. You're only supposed to bring them out when the opponent is sufficiently baited into the argument, not right at the start. It feels too much like a middleschooler's argument when you shoot your load right at the start, and it's way too easy for your opponent to brush it off.
Either you really are new to the traditional banter, or you're going next-level on me by trying to seem new. But I wouldn't advise that, it just ends up like pic related
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>>3239546
Oh wow, you sure showed me with your truly oldfag ways. You have totally mastered the art of trying to derail discussion for not getting your own way
Oh and also
>"Rookie mistake, kid"
>tips
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>>3239546
>I was only pretending to be retarded you guys
>S-see I even used the pic, you can't make fun of me
Kek, fag
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>>3239546
>First of all, accusing me of taking things from twitter? What? You're supposed to accuse people of being from reddit, not twitter. Rookie mistake, kid
Ironically that proves you're a kid, oldfags don't give nearly as much of a shit about Reddit as newfags seem to think. Hell if you see an anon unironically use the term "reddit spacing" that's when you need they're under 20.

But yeah, you're coming off pretty gay right now. You should go to bed.
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>>3239558
See, now you're just trying to cover up your own failings with a typical and predictably aggressive response. You even went for one of the more obvious ones.
It was never about getting my way, that should be pretty obvious, shouldn't it? The layout of a shitpost is incredibly obvious to most people here.
>>3239562
>1 post id, totally not a samefag
Ebin
>>3239575
>Implying
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>>3239524
Ooooooh, yeah that playfulness isn't translating very well theough text. It just comes off like you're being unironic and serious. I get you now, you might want to work on your delivery though.
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>>3239583
It's late at night, so I can forgive you guys for not getting it right away, but it's not like this is exactly a rare occurrence by any means here. Even on /qst/, it's all over the place, lad. Just a lil' bit of latenight shitposting and stirring the pot for the sake of a laugh. Honestly I was expecting to be shitposted right back, so now I feel bad seeing that some people seemed to have thought I was serious from the start. But I'm also obligated to call them faggots.

I was serious about one line though - it really doesn't matter what order we do it in that much, so ki is pretty awwright for a way to go. It's probably the easiest direction to go currently, really - there's not a lot of really specific things to learn like magic (probably) has, and it doesn't have the available-tech limitation that tech would obviously have.
Tech is best put off to be the last one we pick up, just by merit of better technology being available the later you get it
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>>3239588
Personally I voted Ki since we already have psychic. It's all life energy and working on ki builds up our body and mind and we enhance our pool of life energy, makes us strong all around and blur the line between mind and body as we truly master ourself and access higher levels of power and greater techniques.

Also DB magic is generally shown off as more of research and ritual type deal and that's fine but I'd rather train up and get stronger first. Plus like you said odds are Ki is easier and will likely be faster to get proficient in.
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>>3239601
You know what, maybe we could just level up psi to the point that we can just copy over someone's knowledge of magic, by the time we get to the point of working on it. It'd probably save a lot of time compared to trying to learn and memorize it all from scratch.
Now that I mention copying though...
I wonder how viable a "Blue mage" build is, copying any ability used on you that you survive. Wonder what category it'd classify under...I could see it being either psi or magic, for obvious reasons.
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>>3239606
Technique copying is seen relatively often.
Buu is probably the most powerful user of it we've seen though, being able to copy Kai Kai and all, but Buu himself is super fucking weird even for magic.
One thing I do want though is a healing item or ability. U6 has no Senzu beans (or maybe it does somewhere in Earth's wild)
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>>3239933

>senzu beans

If we assume that DBZ/DBS Earth is a divergent path of Earth that resulted from the whole King Piccolo stuff, then it might be possible that magic it somehow became more prominent during or after King Piccolo's first rampage.

Though the animal people are definitely something that was different from the get-go. Unless they're exceptionally good at hiding in U6 Earth.
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>>3240039

Forgot to add on that Senzus might easily be a result of Koren or a wizardly (and possibly furry) Gregor Mendel trying to splice existing legumes into a new superbean.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA8EYs2eRZI

After the harrowing yet enlightening experience in Vados' little pocket dimension you relatively quickly got back to doing your actual job. Using your yet again strengthened psychic abilities you've become capable of doing the job of an entire restaurant all on your own and it shows in the quality of your meals.

Champa looks at your latest creation, a hamburger and prods it inquisitively.
"Are all these vegetables really necessary?"

"Tomato is a fruit and yes.
They are vital for the real experience.
Just try it if you don't believe me."

Grumbling in his frustration the God of Destruction bites into the large bun and his eyes snap open as the juiciness of the meat, the flavor of the condiments and the texture of the fresh, crunchy vegetables assault his taste buds.
"WHOOOOOOOA!
YES! THIS IS IT! What did you say it was?"

"Hamburger."

"Ah! Hamburger! Yes!
This is what I've been looking for!
..."
Champa then goes silent as if something occurred to him.
"But I assume something so tasty is not easy to produce."

"Actually it's not hard at all."

His happiness returns to him and Champa starts laughing once more.
"HAHA! Finally!
This shall be my secret weapon during my next stand off with my stupid brother!
That'll show him and his stupid instant ramen!"

Sighing with relief that your boss is pleased you sit down and start enjoying your own meal when you notice something going on with Vados' wand. She looks at it for a moment before giving her master a concerned look.
"Lord Champa..."

*sigh*
"What is it Vados?"

"We have a guest incoming."

"Tell them I'm busy!"

"It's very[ urgent.
So much so that they are already here."

"WHA-"
Champa almost chokes on his food.
"Who DARES to interrupt a God of Destruction during his meal?"

"Another God of Destruction sir."
Champa swallows nervously as Vados continues.
"Apparently Lord Sidra seeks to have an audience with you."

Suddenly Champas attitude changes dramatically from scared to pissed off.
"That bastard...
Who does he think he is to come here unannounced?!
Fine... if he wants to play like that..."
Champa looks at you and you get a bad feeling about this.
"Eric! As your lord and master I order you to come with me!
You'll be a God of Destructions aide for this one time!"

You give him an annoyed look.
"Why?
Isn't that appropriate?"

"It is. That's why we're doing it!"

>Do I have to?
>As you wish...
>Other?
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>>3240043
>ok.

>pack last minute burgers
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>>3240043

I'll second this:

>>3240050

Maybe also ask Vados and/or Champa about who Lord Sidra is.
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>>3240043
>Sure, just let me get the rest of the burgers
No true fry-cook makes just a single burgwr
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>>3240050
>support
Nobody can say we're a bad host
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Huh... I read that as packing them for yourself and eating it smugly in front of them.

Very well. The dorf and his a-hole get burgers

>writing
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>>3240084
Too bad we don't have a keg of Med. His meal would have been complete in true dworf style.
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>>3240103
Mead
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Shrugging you agreed to your boss.
"A'ight. Just gimme a sec."
You say as you start wrapping some of the leftover burgers up.

"That's fine.
Let's make those bastards wait!"

As you keep on packing the food you start inquiring Vados about this new God of Destruction.
"So this... Sidra? What kind of a being is he?"

"As his name implies he's the equal of Lord Champa. So bear that in mind and treat him with respect.
But with that said you might find him to be much less volatile than Lord Champa. In fact he's known as the most benevolent of all the Gods of Destruction."

"So... he's a good guy?
That's a relief."

"That's not what I said..."
Vados' tone gets much darker.
"Sidra is passive and tends to overthink things so he hardly if ever destroys anything."

"I... don't get it."

"Let me answer that with a question:
What do you think happens if there is creation but no destruction?"

"O-Overcrowding on a universal level?"

"Precisely.
But that alone wouldn't be enough to plunge a universe into chaos.
Now... let's not waste much more time.
Let it be enough to know that a little sass is allowed just don't go overboard, okay?"
You nod in acknowledgement and head out behind your boss.

Outside you saw the three figures from a far away, the God in the middle with his angel on one side and a knife eared guy on his other. Your guess is that he's one of those "Kais" you heard about.
As you arrive it's Vados who speaks up first.

"Brother Mojito!
It's good to see you again!"

"..."

"Come now. You aren't even going to greet your big sister?"

"...Hello."

"I like our little chats!"

But unlike the pleasant if a bit awkward exchange between Vados and her brother the two Gods are on much, MUCH less friendly terms with one another.
"So Sidra!"
*chomp*
"What gave you the bright idea to disturb me during my lunch unannounced?!"
*swallow*

But instead of the dwarf like God of Destruction his Kai speaks up in response.
"Champa! How dare you disrespect us like this?!
You eat in our presence?"

"You know Kai... If you weren't bound to a God every lifeform in the multiverse would line up to rearrange your face with a cheesegrater. Now shut up while I still tolerate your presence on my planet!"
Champa then gives you a coy look and motions you forward.

"Would you like to join us?"
You ask them.

"Oh yes, I'd very much apreciate it-"

"No Sidra!"
The Kai slaps the sandwich out of his gods hand.
"Do not partake of their filth!"
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"Also Lord Champa!
Have you lost your mind that you brought a mortal to be your aide?!"

"Careful Kai... This mortals life is worth more to me than yours and Sidras combined.
Were it not for the rules of Zeno I'd have slaughtered you for your insolence."
Champa orders the Kai to be silent.

"Wow... Champa REALLY doesn't fuck around."
You whisper to Vados.

"Lord Sidra and his universe are the punchline of many jokes amongst the Gods sadly.
This is one of the few times when he can get away with such behavior."

"So Sidra! Why are you here?
Out with it or I'll throw you back in your universe before you'd ever realize what happened!"

"Y-You see Champa...
We have a problem."

"Yes. My problem is YOU being here!
And whatever problem you have in your universe is of no concern to me!"

"Y-You see... it's not just my universe that has a problem!"

Champa then glares daggers at his equal.
"You have five seconds to explain that!"

You unwrap your burger and start eating it as things are about to get good.
"It's-"

"Be quiet Sidra!"
The Kai quiets his god.
It seems their dichotomy seems to be a bit backwards.
"Not in front of the mortal!"

This time Champa gets really annoyed about the attitude of the kai.
"Okay I've had enough.
Eric! Kick his ass. But make sure he survives."

>Do I have to? (refuse)
>With pleasure
>Other?
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>>3240132
>With pleasure

Are Kai's weak or is it just him?
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>>3240132
>>With pleasure
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>>3240132
>With pleasure
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>>3240132
>With pleasure
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>>3240140
>>3240142
>>3240148

I'll take this as a yes.
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>>3240132
>with pleasure
Holdondidn'tShinsayhewasthousandsoftimesmorepowerfulthanFrieza?
Oh shit.
Here's hoping he's trash.
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>>3240154

If we assume that Dabura is approximately Cell-level, then Shin is estimated to be either as powerful as Vegeta/Trunks when they threw down with Semi-perfect Cell, or somewhere in between Imperfect Cell and Semi-perfect Cell.
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>>3240136
Here's a hint: He's from universe 9

And here's another:
Roll the dice:
Best of 5, DC:6

>writing
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3240165
Well, ok then.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3240165
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3240165
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3240165
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3240165
>dc 6

Got it.
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>>3240171
>>3240174
I don't think critfails override.
I hope.
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>>3240178
They don't... but I'm tempted
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>>3240180
No changing the rules in the middle of a roll. If your gonna do it, do it after the roll.
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>>3240171
Well we fucked up... Easy rolls like these are the worst to get crit fails to. Feels bad man.
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>>3240180
Thank God I thought we are getting Hakais.
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>>3240183
There's also the problem of that making having a higher number of dice rolled worse.
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>>3240194
It's only a problem if crit fail overwrites succees. Thankfully they don't according to QM.
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You hand over the try full of delicious little burgs to Vados as you crack your knuckles.
"With pleasure!"

"Hah! Surely you're joking!
You think a mortal can as much as touch me?
You've gone senile Champa!"

"Careful Kai.
Address me so casually again and I'm gonna let my servant beat you for an extra five minutes."

You step over to the green man and look him straight in the eye.
"Hey."
With one quick motion you sock him in the nose, causing him to stumble backwards.

"OWWWW!
YOU DAMN MORTAL!
YOU DARE LAY A HAND ON A GO-"
BAM
You hit him in the nose again.
"OWWWW! I THINK SOMETHING JUST BROKE!"

"Wow... so this is a god huh?
Kind of a letdown."

"Okay, that's enough Eric.
I think we made our point.
But if he speaks up again you have my permission to punch him again."

"I-Is this really necessary?"
Sidra asks.

"Yes. Now speak up before I'll have your Kai torn to bits."

"You see... after the Tournament of Power things... kept escalating in my universe.
I thought the riots would stop but-"

"Wait!
...
By Zeno! You actually told your universe about the Tournament?
Have you lost what little sense you had left Sidra?"

"I didn't tell them nothing!
They... figured it out. Someone talked and-"

"You are just a cavalcade of fuck-ups aren't you?
So what does that have to do with me?"

"W-Well... After we lost in the tournament I sorta lost track of our team.
We tracked them through Universes 8 and 7 before arriving here.
I tried hunting them down myself but they caught on and jump onto the next universe."

"So... after letting them flee from your dunghill of a universe you failed to track them down and now want me to clean up your mess? Do I get that right? Well at least you realize your incompetence.
Okay, how many are we talking?"

"All."

Champa quietly buries his face in his own palm before hissing from the painful stupidity of his peer.
"And tell me, why should I care?
Why shouldn't I just inform Zeno of your incompetence and have him erase both you and your twin universe?!"

"P-Please Champa!"

>Say nothing
>Suggest to Champa that if he helps him, Sidra will owe him a lot
>Tell him that you'll do it
>Other?
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>>3240206
> yeah honestly sounds like a massive fuckup. Probably shpuld just delete em.
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>>3240206
>>Suggest to Champa that if he helps him, Sidra will owe him a lot
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>Suggest to Champa that if he helps him, Sidra will owe him a lot

By the way can the evil bastard be seeled like the old kai without any adverse effects on Sidra? I think his inactivity would be preferred to what exists now.
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>>3240206
>Suggest to Champa that if he helps him, Sidra will owe him a lot
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>>3240206
>Say nothing

What can Sidra even offer Champa?
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>>3240206
>Suggest to Champa that if he helps him, Sidra will owe him a lot

If we get in good with Sidra, we could possibly supplant that greedy kai and Champa could effectively rule two universes.

I'm not exactly sure what U9 has going for it, but its populace seems very well informed in comparison to most universes. It might be worth studying at least to see what Champa can do to boost his own universe's mortal level.
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>>3240206
>suggest to Champa to help for favour
Can't we suggest that in the mean time they use telepathy or some system to contact everyone at once to tell them that not only is the Universe now fine, but cities that continue to riot will be deleted.
Sure a few million will die but I think a telepathic vision of an entire city vanishing as a show of power would save lives in the long run.
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>>3240206
>>Tell him that you'll do it
Guys, we get to meet Sorrel!
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>>3240228
Literally who?
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>>3240228
Doubt we are strong enough as we are currently 1st zenkai Vegeta strength wise. Unless we can expect diplomacy victory we are out of our league.
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>>3240232
The bunny person.
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>>3240235
Sorry, everyone's already busy waifuing Kefla, no time to be a furry.
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>>3240217
How could Champa increase his mortal level based on Universe 9?! They have THE lowest level.
Unless you study what NOT to do it won't amount to much

>>3240211
Yes
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>>3240241
Did Earth being brought back up U6's Mortal Level or drag it down?
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>>3240242
Raised. But only a bit.
And mostly because the entire populace got an epiphany after experiencing HELL
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>>3240241
Mmm... How about we try to convince Champa to uses the favor to place a seal on him for couple of million of years? Like a test run to see how universe develops without the prick? (Like hidden help hidden under the equally valid reason of him pissing Champa off?)
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Okay.
Adventure it is.

>writin'
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>>3240239
Fine by me. You go chase that tail.
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>>3240254
Better this way

A) adventure universe hopping

B) strong guys to test our WARRIOR SPIRIT

C) letting an entire universe of people be erased because their ruling divinity are a collective fuck up is pretty heartless, no matter how shitty it's supposed to be
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You lean in and start whispering in Champas big ears.
"I think you should help him out."

"Why?"

"Because if you help him out he'll owe you!"

"What would Sidra have that I'd want?!"

You shake your head as you try your best to explain it to him.
"Think of it like this. If you resolve this you can blackmail him anytime you need him to take your side!
Don't tell me the support of a fellow god of destruction isn't immensely valuable!"

"Hmmmm...
Alright!"
Champa speaks up.
"You're in luck Sidra! My servant made a very good case for you so you'd better appreciate it!"

"Oh thank you Champa! Thank you!
If Zeno found out... I don't know what would happen."

Champa then looks at you.
"Eric. Go and get Hit.
Tell him I got a job for him!"
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>>3240269
>"Eric. Go and get Hit.
Tell him I got a job for him!"

I take back what I said. This is the correct choice.
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>>3240282
Best buddy totally no homo adventures!
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>>3240286
So we will class as a hitman with a sub class in chef. Sounds good?
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Excusing yourself you made your way to the little secluded area where the hitman usually hangs out.
What he does all day, you have no idea but every now and then he seems to be blinking in and out of existence.

As you approach him he opens his eyes and speaks up.
"Every time I turn my back, you seem to grow stronger."

"Is that a problem?"
You ask him.

"No. Not at all.
So what's with all the commotion?"

"Not much. Gods of Destruction arguing with each other.
Want a burger?"
He takes the wrapped little sandwich but doesn't open it.
"You're... not gonna eat that?"

"I'm not hungry."

"O-kay...
Anyway, Champa says he got an assignment for you.
Apparently some schmucks from Universe 9 are playing hookie.
He wants you to hunt them down."

"Dead or alive?"

"He said:either or."

"And what about payment?"

"The usual."

"I see... Strange. People hopping from one universe to another is rare.
And you almost never see groups doing it because you get caught easier.
Either they are desperate or very foolish."

"Did you meet them during the tournament?"

"Can't say I have.
They weren't particularly note worthy and dropped out first.
Apparently they also have the lowest mortal level out of all the universes."

"With gods like this... Can't say I'm surprised."

"So you noticed it too.
Their God of Destruction is way too lenient. Spare the rod, spoil the child.
Meanwhile their supreme Kai is cruel and maniacal who creates only harsh worlds and seeds it with even worse lifeforms."

"So... Should I tell Champa you accept?"

"Yes...
Would you be interested in joining me?
It'd be an excellent learning opportunity for you."

>Sounds like a plan!
>And fight participants in the Tournament of Power? No thank you!
>Other?
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>>3240336
>Sounds like a plan!
>>
>Sounds like a plan!
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>>3240336
>Sounds like a plan!
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>>3240336
>>Sounds like a plan!
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>>3240307
No anon, we're a master chief with a sub class in psychic warrior
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>>3240346
No, no, I was talking about Job Classes.
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>>3240346
>we're a Master Chief
>>3240336
Sounds like a plan!
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>>3240336
>Sounds like a plan!
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That is an obviously one sided vote

>writing
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>>3240387
Pls let us tell char we loved him before we die horribly
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>>3240392
Shit wrong thread, been on this and the M tread for girins ambitions
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>>3240392
Why would we die horribly?
Hit can easily deal with everything they could possibly throw at him.
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>>3240398
>>3240395
Ah ok, I see.
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Char loves you too babe
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"Sounds like a plan!"

"Good...
Then follow me."

Doing as you're told you board Hits weird, transparent cube ship.
As you take off you start questioning him about your destination.
"So... do you know where we're going? I mean the universe is a pretty big place..."

"No. I can only guess.
These beings are from universe 9, a notoriously harsh place where the only way to survive is through extreme savagery or cunning. Based on that we can safely rule out any uninhabited planets, since it's doubtful they can sustain themselves.
So if I were them I'd look for someplace on the peripheries where I can hide and the indigenous people are weak enough for me to steal from them. That already narrows it down a decent amount.
There's only a handful of planets which are advanced enough for their needs but weak enough to not cause much trouble."

"So... that's how they survive in that universe?"

"Yes. That's the only way to survive.
What little there is you must take it by force."

"Then they must be pretty tough."

"No... Not exactly.
A hostile environment can indeed foster power but universe 9 does not promote strength. It promotes treachery, deceit and doing whatever it takes to come out on top. Not necessarily power.
Out of their entire team I'd say only three of them are somewhat dangerous. I'll handle those guys so don't worry.
The entire rest however... I wouldn't be surprised if they are the only ones they could scrape off the bottom of the barrel."

"So... a rag tag group of whoever they could get on a short notice.
But I assume they are still somewhat tough."

Hit nods.
"So don't put your guard down."

"Okay... so how do I know who to look for?"

"Sit down. I'll give you their description."
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>>3240372
*chef

Funny typo tho
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Hit then proceeded to give you a pretty detailed description of every one of Universe 9's fighters.
"Sadly that's all I have.
They dropped out so fast I couldn't get a good read on their powers."

"Holy crap!
You managed to memorize all that? Just by glancing at them?!"

"It's part of the job.
Creating psychological profiles of the targets and being able to memorize their unique details are both necessary for assassination. Speaking of which..."
Hit then stands up as you arrive on a small and seemingly desolate planet.
"We're here. If I was in their place this is where I would hide. Planet Arcosia."

"Looks a bit... cold."

"The arcosians are mainly craftsmen.
They can't put up much of a resistance. Not against trained fighters at least.
Since they rely on weaponry and armor to fight."

"Huh... sounds familiar.
So they are pretty weak?"

"Yes.
But they tolerate extreme temperatures well, neither heat nor cold affects them much.
So they mainly construct their homes underground and use the planets geothermal energy to craft highly durable armor.
They mainly rely on selling their products to the Sadala Force.
Also their backs are covered in thick scales so you should aim for their stomach if you want to kill them."

"Waaaay too much information there Hit."

"Hmmm... I see.
In any case, you'll have to know what you are about to get into.
That is... if you want to split up."

"You want to go separately?"

"We can cover more ground that way.
And I work better alone."

>Okay. Split up. No way that'll backfire!
>I'd rather not...
>Other?
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>>3240499
>Okay. Split up. No way that'll backfire!

>"Waaaay too much information there >Hit."

Shush, he's imparting information and wisdom upon us you ungrateful pleb.
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>>3240499
>Ok split up.
Worst comes to worst and we meet the Trio de Dangers we just say we're a saiyan from the SDF
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>>3240499
>>Okay. Split up. No way that'll backfire!
We'll be fiiiiine.
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>>3240499
>Okay. Split up. No way that'll backfire!
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>>3240499
>Okay. Split up.
"You're the pro here, so I'll let you prioritize. I'll do what I can to track down and pick off the others!"
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>>3240499
>Okay. Split up. No way that'll backfire
I honestly want to see how we stack up to u9 warriors in a fight
>>
Scooby Doo logic it is

>writing

And... Roll 1d7 please
I'll take the 4th roll only
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Rolled 5 (1d7)

>>3240562
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Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>3240562
Fuck you take this roll
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Rolled 6 (1d7)

>>3240562

Lets see if what i found was correct. putting the dice in the email slot is how to roll right?
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Rolled 1 (1d7)

>>3240562
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>>3240570
STRAP IN BOYS WE'RE GOING IN MIND BLAZING.
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>>3240570
Huh...

A'ight
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>>3240578
But what was the point in making us roll 4 times anyway?
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>>3240588
To make it more fair.

If I took the first roll then those who are a bit late won't have a chance of contributing
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>>3240597
Then why not roll a d4 to choose on that particular roll?
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>>3240607
I don't get what you mean by that.
You mean I should've rolled to see whose roll gets selected? That's a bit convoluted
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>>3240621
I don't know man. Just seemed an odd way to take results and was wondering if the other rolls meant anything.
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You land on the planet and as soon as you step out the confines of the ship you feel the cold air of the planet bite deep into your body. Shivering you start rubbing your exposed arms as you look at Hit.
"Y-Y-Y-You could've warned me we were coming to an ice planet!
How are your nuts not frozen?!"

"Hmmm... watch closely."
Pocketing his hands the assassin closes his eyes and begins to focus.
You see his body vibrating more and more intensely.

Nodding you attempt to mimic him and vibrate your body using the power of your mind.
Heat slowly begins to build up in your body, keeping the cold air of the planet from sapping the life out of you.
"Phew.... Much better!"

"Keep that up at all times.
And don't think about putting up a barrier for insulation."

"Why?"

"How would you solve exhaling?
Or inhaling?"

"Huh... okay.
So... we split up now?"

Hit nods and points to the right.
"Judging by the tracks there is an Arcosian settlement in that direction.
I suggest you look that way. I'll explore the mountains ahead for any caves they might hide in."

Following through with the assassins instructions you start following the tracks and stay on the lookout for anything out the ordinary that might give you a clue about where your targets are. A part of you hopes that you find these people before Hit does. Maybe that way they'll have a chance to live through this. Then again, maybe the assassin has his way of taking someone out non-lethally.

Walking on the snow covered roads you eventually stop when you spot something that blends into the surrounding area yet still manages to stick out like a sore thumb. A large amount of icy spikes stand out of the ground. Even without knowing how your enemies look, such a thing would still be odd seeing how there were no signs of ice in this place, only snow.
Focusing on the thing you confirm that there is indeed a consciousness behind that pile of icicles.

Smiling to yourself you start pondering on how to handle this.

>Call him out
>Pretend you didn't see anything and walk past him
>Pee on the living rock
>Other?
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>>3240641
>Call him out
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>>3240641
>call him out
But let's not give our mission away by blurting it out at him like a retard, he may not be alone.
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>>3240637
It was just a roll to see which one of the 7 members you'd get
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>>3240669
Oooooh.
I see now.
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>>3240641
>Sink him under the snow, pretend to help him out of it after
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>>3240641
>vibrate the rock
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>not-Som
Sounds like a name SOM would use.
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>>3240641
>Pee on the living rock
Probably pissing in the wind here but I'll vote for it anyway
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>>3240681
Oh Christ not this shit again.
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>>3240681
Sounds like something SOM would say
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>>3240690
Sure it does, SOM.

>>3240687
You know who would say this? SOM.
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>>3240641
>piss on the rock

>>3240696
SOOOOOM
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>>3240641
>>Call him out
We get to meet the cat lady Hop? Nice.
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>>3240641
>Pretend you didn't see anything and walk past him
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>>3240728
There was a cat lady?
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>>3240641
>Pee on the living rock
I hope we're dehydrated for extra stains
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>>3240641
>>Call him out
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>>3240745
You mean you don't remember all the myriad interesting and memorable characters from the Tournament of Power?
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Well it looks like peeing on The Thing here lost by just 1 vote

>writing
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>>3240755
read: wasted characters
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>>3240759
I hate that peeing on The Thing ever even stood a chance.
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>>3240755
I remember lorax, wall, and starved beerusx2's group along with a few other's.

Like pollution boy, and fuinjutsu narufag. And birdboy and his trusty side kick, STEROIDS
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>>3240762
There wasn't anything there to waste in the first place.

>>3240764
>Like pollution boy, and fuinjutsu narufag. And birdboy and his trusty side kick, STEROIDS
Who?
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>>3240764
narufag?
Which one was that?
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if the guy we are facing is that blue guy with ice attacks then hopefully we somehow get an instawin. cause if he freezes our arm like he did vegeta then we are losing that arm
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>>3240755
Interestingly, Universe 9s paired universe is just as fucking dull.
At least U9 had the Trinity of Furfaggotry that Goku and Vegeta took out.
Fucking Roshi dealt with most of Universe 4.
>THIS SPACE LEFT BLANK
I mean shit, a fighter who's only gimmick is invisibility is a rehash to boot.
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>>3240745
>>3240755
How could you forget this adorable pussy?
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>>3240775
I remember the bug thing cause it eliminated Piccolo.

For how cluttered it is the manga is still better.
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*Wastes your time by dominating yet another episode*
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>>3240766
Blue one that made smoke enemies.

First or second person we see roshi stealing away after they casted fire


And the KFC shota that kept getting bigger and more stacked with lightning arcing off him
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>>3240779
Is this your OC? Did you make this?

>>3240781
Her whole concept was just Toriyama huffing his own farts about how he was so much better than magical girl mangaka.
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>>3240780
I completely forgot if Piccolo even did anything notable in the ToP other than get his arms shot off.
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>>3240781
>Avoids annihilation from Vegeta simply because of his disgust
>Gets wrecked by Uber-Androids instead
It seems that only the stoic could stomach fighting such a monstrosity. (Unless you're brain damaged like Goku)
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>>3240775
Oh here they are
Bottom left, 2nd right and bottom right was who I was referring to
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>>3240763
That's because you're boring anon, and you ain't my nigga
>>3240766
Unless they were going to either go full backstory on every universe or have later arcs expanding on the different universes than as far as the makers were concerned the various tournament fighters were just there to fill up space. I do agree that was a bit of a waste.
>>3240775
What's the theme here? At least u9 was all beastmen, this seems to just be the mixed bag of universes. Some are furry, some are just exotic colored women, a couple blobbish characters.....and an empty spot. Absolute waste of a universe.
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>>3240783
Well I figured I'd give it a shot after you showed off your pink haired Goku at lunch.
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>>3240793
I meant mid top not bottom right, sorry
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>>3240796
Eh. Still not as good as my OC.
He's Goku's big brother so you know he's strong as shit.
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>>3240796
His name is Goku Black! And it's super saiyan Rosè ok?
He's got a speccial super transformation because he wants to kill all the pepple who bully me at school. And he has scife and energy sword too.
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>>3240801
>>3240804
When you have the best of, but you're too much of a new fag to understand how to post pics


>>>cryingpepe.jpg
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>>3240825
Are you on mobile or desktop?
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>>3240827
Mobile
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"I hope you're just taking a nap there!
'Cause if you were planning on ambushing me we're gonna have some problems."

The ground rumbles under you as the pile of ice begins to move.
This walking blue mound towers over you as it speaks up with a deep, booming voice.
"You... saw me?"

"Not really.
But it's really not that hard to figure out something's up when suddenly there's a big block of ice in the middle of nowhere.
Kudos for trying though..."

He looks closely at you and cracks begin to form on his icy body that look like a frown.
"Grrrrr... Blonde hair! SAIYAN!"
The big thing raises its fist and prepares to smash you.

Feeling his intent you dodge to the right and watch as he harmlessly strikes the ground.
"Hey hey hey!
What's your problem man?
What did I ever do to you?!"

"Your kind killed me and my entire universe!
I was just gonna rob you! But now I'm gonna kill you!"

You frown at this.
Seems like he has some beef with the Saiyans. Not good.

>Try to talk it through, tell him you're not saiyan
>"Oh really? And how is that MY responsibility, dumbass?"
>Words are wasted on this guy. You'll make him understand with your fists!
>Other?
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>>3240829
Choose file
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>>3240829
Right below the captcha box is a button labeled "choose file".
Push that and it should open up an interface that allows you to browse image files are on your phone so you can attach them to your post.
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>>3240831
>"Oh really? And how is that MY responsibility, dumbass?"
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>>3240831
>>Try to talk it through, tell him you're not saiyan
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>>3240831
>Try to talk it through, tell him you're not saiyan
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>>3240831
>Well your kind has filled up the space of soda, costing my kind billions of dollars more.

>Then preceded to flip him over as his body doesn't look like it can get up right
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>>3240831
>"What the fuck is a Saiyan? I'm a Venusian, asshole."
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>>3240831
>>Words are wasted on this guy. You'll make him understand with your fists!
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>>3240833
>>3240834
I click it, pick the pic, and it says file not chosen after I click done
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>>3240831
>One, I'm not a saiyan. Two, your entire universe, which you bailed on by the way, got ressurrected. Three, my entire race got killed and erased twice, you don't see me whining about it.
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>>3240831
>Try to talk it through, tell him you're not saiyan
>>
Non lethal approach it is.

>writing

Oh and just do a quick roll for dodging.
Because he's not going to wait for you to make your case
Best of 4
DC: 9
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3240886
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>>3240887
>First roll in this quest
>1
Well, nowhere to go but up right?
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3240886
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3240886
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>>3240896
Fly little bird!
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3240886
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>>3240900
you wanna see my dragon? I taught it how to ride on a ball
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The abominable snowman charges you and goes on a rampage, smashing everything that gets in his way. Luckily for you he is not exactly what you'd call fast so you can easily speed blitz him using your TK movement.
Realizing that he can't hit you he stretches out his arm and begins shooting innumerable amounts of small pellets that freeze anything upon impact.

As a few drops hit your skin you figure out his plan. He wants to slowly encase you bit by bit in ice. Well you have something to say about that. Flexing your muscles you pump up the vibrations in your body, causing the frozen droplets to melt.
"Heh... not a bad move.
But unfortunately home field advantage won't be enough!"

"STOP BUZZING AROUND!"
He screams at you as he begins to increase his power output, shooting out more freezing beams at you.

"No.
And by the way, I don't know if you know or if you care but I'm not Saiyan!"
Flying around the place you continue to avoid most of Hyssops attacks.
"But even if I were... I'd like you to know something! Your universe, the home which you left by the way, got resurrected!
Alongside every other universe, including mine!"
You then appear before him and stare him in the eye. The intensity of your stare is enough to give him a pause.
"And just so you know... I experienced annihilation twice. So spare me your sob story! You are not special!"

"Y-You... You arrogant bastard!"
He mutters.
"You talk like you know everything! WELL YOU DON'T!"
And in that moment you witnessed something you never thought would see, water spouting from a rock.
"The others... may have left because they were sick of our universe! But I didn't! I had no choice!
I left behind my home, my family! Because I was a threat to them!"

"Wh-what?"

"How do you think people took it? That we lost? That we failed them?!"
Hyssop continues to sob.
"They hate me because I lost! They want to hurt me because I killed them!
And if I didn't leave, they'd hurt my family too!"
*sob sob*
>>
>Press X to doubt
>>
I mean, he might've been able to take his family with him if he tried. And given what I know of U9's general disposition, if the general populace hated him enough to hurt/kill his family, I doubt him fleeing to another universe would stop them.
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The giant falls to his knees and his tears turn into snow as they fall on the ground as he keeps sobbing.
Meanwhile you stand above him just staring at this broken mess.
You don't feel any ill intent from him, just pure melancholy.

"But... why would you leaving them stop your universe from killing your family?"

He looks up, his eyes still swollen from his recent breakdown.
"It didn't... But I know one thing.
That those wish granting balls are here, in this universe.
If I gather them... I could save my family!"

Unfortunately for him AND you, this isn't really relevant to your current job.
Only in the way that he's perfectly exposed for a killing blow right now.

>Put him out of his misery
>Explain to him why you're here and what you are meant to do
>Tell him that you are not his enemy and you mean no harm
>Other?
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>>3241003
> apply hug "Hey, shhh, it's okay big guy, you wanna go back to the Spaceship? Eat some burgers?"

Unleash viking motherly instincts
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>>3241003
>Look, I can't just take you at your word. As far as I know, you're a fugitive. If you want any chance at getting your family back, you're gonna have to come away peacefully.
Also
>Be glad I found you before my partner did. He's not gonna chat with the others like this.
This is way above our authority to clear
>>
>Put him out of his misery
>>
Do regular dragon balls even exist in Universe 6?
We have Namekians too but I don't recall them being able to make them
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>>3241003
>>Put him out of his misery
He can meet them in the next life.
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>>3241010
This
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>>3240968
Oof
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>>3241003
>Explain why you're here and what you're supposed to do.
Also if we could somehow convince him not to turn his anger towards himself or towards the saiyans, but the people who killed his family instead that would be great.
Have him head back of his own accord.
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>>3241003
>Look, you seem like you're being genuine. If you come with me peacefully then I'll do what I can to help you out. If not then you've got two Gods of Destruction coming for your ass and....well I don't really need to explain why that's bad do I?
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>>3241010
Support
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>>3241003
>Speaking as someone who came back to life, dying really isn't the end. If they were righteous people, they will be enjoying an easy life in heaven, far from the hardships of your universe. The otherworld can be pretty nice.
>>
Burgers heal all
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>>3241015
Unlike the other u6 versions of alien races, Namekians seem to be pretty much just like their u7 counterparts. They're, isolated, out the way, and peaceful but powerful as a whole by universal standards. It's likely they have dragonballs here too.
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>>3241003

I'll support this: >>3241011
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>>3241003
>Other
"...I don't know how the wish-granting bit works, but even if they resurrect your family, are you going to be able to keep them safe? You need to deal with the root of the problem before you bother bringing anyone back, because it doesn't sound like running away is going to cut it."
>>
>writing
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>>3241003
>Put him out of his misery
>>
You kneel down next to him and place a hand on his shoulder.
"Look... I see you're genuine so I'll be honest with you.
I'm here on behalf of not one but TWO gods of destruction."
He visibly reels back upon hearing that but you quickly calm him down.
"But you're lucky you bumped into me, because my partner probably wouldn't care much about your story.
I can't promise much because... it's the gods of destruction! But I can promise to try and help you!"

"Truly?"

"Yeah... Yeah sure.
But listen... You'll need to come with me peacefully for that to happen.
If you resist the other guy will just take your heads. Now come with me. I got some food back at the ship.
You can munch on some while we discuss things further."

You help up the massive iceberg and lead him back to Hits funny little cube ship.
Along the way you try to make some small talk with your new "friend".
"So... about that whole family deal.
I just want you to know that... they are probably in a better place.
I've been dead once you know."

"Really?"

You nod.
"My world got destroyed once.
But it was wished back by those things you are looking for. And I can tell you from experience that it's pleasant on the other side."

Hyssop then stops in his tracks and looks down on the ground.
"I... thank you for your kind words Not-Saiyan.
Knowing my family is not suffering makes me glad..."

"Hey, no problem.
But... can we get going?
I am working through the cold but it's still not a pleasant experience."

"No..."

"Excuse you?"

"You say you have food on that ship, correct?
How much?"

"How much you need?"

The cracks on Hyssops face form a frown as he furrows his brows.
"Then... come with me.
If you truly want to help. If your promise is not just empty words... I'll take you to the others.
At least... to the ones I know."
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Following the big guy into the forest covered in a blanket of snow you find the entrance to what appears to be an old mine of sorts, complete with rails on which the mine carts could move around. He generates a glowing ball of raw ki in his hand and gestures for you to follow him.

Keeping your distance you allow him to lead you deep into the shaft while making sure you aren't walking right into a trap.
The cold wind blowing through the tunnels combined with the dripping water caused by the thermal vents underground result in quite a damp and unpleasant environment in here. You shudder to think how desperate they must be that they holed up in here.

Eventually Hyssop enters into a larger chamber and raises his voice.
"Hop! Sorrel!
I'm back!"

You hear some let out a loud sneeze before you see two figures appear from the shadows.
"Uuuuugh... Hyssop?
Did you find any food?"

"No, but I-"

The two girls however don't wait for their friend to finish as they spot you suspiciously following him from afar.
"A SAIYAN!"
The girl that looks like a walking rabbit shouts.
"HYSSOP GET DOWN!"
And she fires a ball of energy right at you.

"Oh for fucks sake!"
You raise your barrier and take the ki blast as it explodes in your face.
Grinning under the smoke you speak up.
"Well so much for diplomacy I guess!"
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And sadly this is as far as I can go for today.
I actually feel kinda sick right now. Probably caught the cold.

Anyways, I'll take a two day break. Hopefully that'll be enough to recover some of my health.
Happy shitposting until Sunday!
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>>3241176

Thanks for running!

>shitposting until Sunday

We'll try our best to hold the fort down until you get back.
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>>3241003
>Explain to him why you're here and what you are meant to do. He has no choice in the matter and hey, death isn't the end anyway.
I hate when new players show up and try to change the way the character acts.
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>>3241201
Well shit too late. Anyway as I was saying why are so many people trying to act like the nice guy? I mean, we're not evil but we are definitely not a hero I mean we fork for the GoD
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>>3241211
We're obviously a good person at heart.
We went to heaven iirc, and we helped somebody in danger AND we helped Cabba do his mission thing.
We also have no intention to conquer anything.
We were told dead or alive god damn it.
>>3241173
Oh ok, well at least anon got his wish.
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>>3241176
Thanks for running, I like how Champa was this session with those references of his. He's a funny guy
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>>3241223
Okay that's a good point but keep in mind we might be good but our definition of good is different from the norm. Keep in mind we had no reaction to killing because we know their an afterlife. Mostly I'm trying to drive people away from that whole no killing nonsense before it starts.
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>>3241223
And how are we a good person at heart by doing this? Unless we deliberately fail the mission they will be deleted by their GoD, which is worse than normal dead, so good job on that.
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On second thought, this is a great idea!
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>>3241211
If your first thought to a guy crying on the floor for his dead family is to just off him then you're not a nice guy. We've been dead too so we know the whole morality schtick is actually a big deal, and we would have had as big an epiphany about our actions mattering as the rest of humanity.
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>>3241240
That was in self defense against a would be rapost trying to shoot us though, that's a bit of a stretch to compare that to just offing a guy in coldblood.
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>>3241247
We save our soul by damning theirs. I like it.
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>>3241240
Anon we've already killed somebody.
Might as well make sure they actually are evil before we kill them though.
We know hell and heaven exists, remember?
>>3241243
>Cuckdra
>doing anything
Besides we can easily say that they fled out of fear from the rest of the Universe. They aren't the real criminal, the one who leaked the ToP out to everyone is.
Now, who could possibly have made such a bumbling idiot mistake?
It's time to seal your Kai, my dwarf.
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>>>>kill soon to be rapist who attacked us first in the mob planet

>>>help out sobbing manchild, who really just wants his home.

>>>>anons accuse new players of acting ooc
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>>3241257
It's the Kai who is going to bully cuckdra into doing it. And will cuckdra even do anything after the sealing?
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>>3241252
I'm not saying save all of them, I'm sure a good portion of the u9 team are bastards that'll spit in our face and deserve what's coming to them, but this guy is at least being reasonable and is being pretty genuine about his situation, and he's willing to trust us with helping him out. The least we could do is speak on his behalf and find an alternative, especially since it seems like Sidra cares way more about all this not going back to Zeno then actually killing the guys that left. Maybe just keep him and his family on as servants to Champa or protectors to the Arcosians to act as his chance for redemption?
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>>3241257
hey, be fair, he does have the amazing ability to be a fatfuck without dying from his massive daibetes
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>>3241264
oh wait we talkin bout dorf?

Well i feel like the dorf'll just ridicule them, and then the kai will say shit, but otherwise they won't waste their team in front of us
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>>3241268
Just help out the ones worth saving, off the assholes that will make a mess of our universe if we leave them alone, and make sure to not let what's going on in u9 slip. That's what I'm going for.
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>>3241262
Can probably request a new Kaioshin from Kaishin or whatever.
Then they can actually start doing well.
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>>3241279
I think you need a set apprentice to do that and I don't see shitkai having one, what with wanting to keep his shit status quo for as long as he can grt away with it. Better off just sealing him and telling the GoD to start blowing up his universe's shittiest planets to get the rest back in line.
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Clearly the solution is gathering the super dragon balls and Thanosing universe 9
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>>3241302
>Caring about linebreaks
It's better than having none at all, having to read massive chunks is a huge chore
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>>3241312
You do realize there is a middle ground that most people writing in the English language use right?

Blocks of text like you said and this just look ugly.
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>>3241318
Go suck on a semicolon you formatting fetishest.
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>>3241318
Too many line breaks is infinitely more tolerable than too few.
The way it's currently set up is barely noteworthy at all. The vast majority of people would be unbothered by a having more breaks than necessary, and it really doesn't look that bad unless you're an autist who gets a raging hard-on for perfect writing in an anime fan-quest on a Sicilian gardening board.
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>>3241286
I imagine there's a procedure for this sort of thing.
Maybe they can get a Kai on hire.
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>>3241375
Maybe, but you gotta remember we're talking about a race of universal creator gods that pop off trees with the specific purpose of watching over their part of the universe. I'm serious about that tree thing by the way.

"The Kais originally come from a planet called World Core, which is basically a larger version of the planets that the four Kais call home (such as King Kai's Planet). On the planet, there are gigantic trees, the Kaiju, and the Kais are all born as Core People from the fruit of those trees. Core Person average life expectancy is said to be 75,000 years. They live leisurely lives, studying various things at a school-like castle, until one of the Kais passes away. Then, they will draw lots among themselves to choose who will take the dead Kai's place and become the new Kai.[1] However North Kai apparently retains his position despite his death during the Cell Games."

So apparently the majority of the gods in DB are god ki plant people that spsnd their centuries of life just chilling on homeworld until a position in the Kai Hierarchy opens up.
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>>3241390
Yeah, planet is called Kaishin
There's also golden fruits that spawn Kaioshin candidates.
Honestly they might as well just take a chance.
Can't get much worse than what they've currently got.
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"Whenever one of the Kai on the Kai planets passes away, the Core People draw lots among themselves to choose who will take the Kai's place and become a new Kai. The Supreme Kais, however, are chosen only from among Core People born from a special golden fruit that is particularly rare. However it is possible for a Kai to attain the position of Supreme Kai as shown by Chronoa who became Supreme Kai of Time after she raised Tokitoki into an adult. Additionally, Gowasu was originally training Zamasu to become a Supreme Kai and briefly made him a temporary Supreme Kai so he could use a Time Ring and they could travel 1000 years into the future to observe how the Babarian had progressed as a species.

Most Supreme Kai have the same general appearance: tall and thin humanoid with white mohawks and sharply pointed ears, generally only differing in skin color and other minor details, though there are exceptions, particularly in the case of Universe Seven.

Occasionally, there are Core People who are born evil. Those delinquent Core People are cast into the Demon Realm ruled by the Demon Realm Supreme Kai, where they live with the Demon Realm King and are secluded from civilizations.[1]"

So it is possible but we would need a golden apple kai so that current shitty u9 kai has no choice than to take him........I wonder how many wishes u6 dragonballs have, this seems like an easy wish for Shenron....
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>>3241342
I'll never understand you sycophants who actively try to stop any decent critique and want their QM to stagnate. Anyways I wasn't really talking to either of you.

>>3241176
Oi QM. Your quest looks like shit format wise. Dialogue is one line. Stop line breaking after every sentence in dialogue. Read a book nigga.
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>>3241401
are you sure about that ningen
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>>3241424
Honestly wouldn't be much worse.
Also if he was linked to a GoD he wouldn't be able to kill said GoD by ending their Kaioshin.
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>>3241421
i don't know what worse, the fact that your bait is this bad, or the fact that people are falling for it
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>>3241390
>>3241401
>>3241418
So what you're saying is that we're ruled by pod-people.

Welp, get the burner boys.
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>>3241439
I'm just surprised by the fact they make up both the gods AND demons of the universe, I didn't know that tidbit.
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>>3241421
Yikes!
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>>3241421
I have critique for your critique. It's shit. Now go be Captain Grammar somewhere else.
Rest of the actually participating thread seems fine with QMs style, and you seem to be the only one buttblasted about it and all your posts have been complaints.
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>>3241444
All I care about is that it makes them greenmen. And we all know what to do with greenmen.
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Dafuq does Eric look like, and should we start going by our last name instead?
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>>3241468
We look somewhat like a Super Saiyan apparently, blond hair and green-blue eyes, I doubt our hair is naturally super spiky though.
Height I imagine is above average/tall
We're noticeably muscled now
Clothes are anyone's guess.
Earth Casual? Vados prepared training gi?
Also why would we go by our last name?
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>>3241500
Next thing you know he'll suggest that we use honorifics or some shit like that.

Fucking weeb.
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>>3241468
>>3241500
We're blonde and average looking if a lot more toned from training. Beyond that I'd rather keep it ambiguous to be honest, leave specifics up to eacg individual anon.
>going by last name
No, that's dumb.
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>>3241514
Man if we ever get to U7 Earth our reaction to NOBODY HAVING A FUCKING LAST NAME will be priceless.
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>>3241500
>Also why would we go by our last name?
"Asulf" sounds a lot better as an apprentice to an Angel than "Eric".
I know it's nitpicking, but damn is it weird seeing a name that's not a pun or a reference in something Dragonball related.
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>>3241528
I do wonder what we're dressed as though.
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>>3241533
Bulma has a last name, and by extension Vegeta I guess.
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>>3241533
Silly anon, only the most important people have last names there. Mainly Bulma's family.
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>>3241540
I assume we have some type of Kai looking clothes as our work uniform now.
Probably something green with proper embellishments to signify just who we're apprenticed under.
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>>3241539
Oh so you mean like an edgy Superhero alter ego.
It's fine, we come from the version of Earth where the joke is people aren't named after puns.
>>3241546
Bulma has an assumed last name because her father is Dr. Briefs, I don't recall her ever being called Bulma Briefs off the top of my head, and Vegeta's full name is literally "Vegeta the Third"
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White (ki) and purple (psionics) kai clothes, we are a well dressed viking.
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>>3241568
Aaaand I just remembered Mr. Satan's actual name is "Mark".
Mr. Satan is a stage name.
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>>3241577
I keep thinking of psionics as blue or black though
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>>3241580
Aw fuck I forgot about that.
Jesus Christ.
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>>3241577
so maybe a white/black gi uniform and a more casual set of clothes with an apron for cooking?
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So what was Trunks' Super Saiyan Rage in the end?
Is he the Legendary Super Saiyan too?
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And a full body (head, hands and feet included) training suit made of an hypercondensed version of that anti-psy material, maybe ask Vados to make it ultra dense so we can train pionics, ki and our body at the same time.
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>>3241660
legendary super saiyan seems to just be super saiyan but with ozaru rage pushing it even further despite not having a tail. Which to me makes sense, I always thought it was a little weird how ozaru and SS never seem to have any connection in any way beyond SS4 which required articial means to access anyway.
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>>3241671
I mean we can just have it be blankstone with a katchin shell.
That's probably more than enough for a human's physical potential.
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>>3241683
Goku achieved SS4 naturally. Vegeta, having best wife Bulma, achieved it artificially.
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>>3241683
Super Saiyan 4 doesn't need artificial means to access though.
You just need to go Golden Oozaru and manage to retain your conciousness, it's just Vegeta had no tail.
And you know who now has a tail (that will regrow when it gets the chance, at least).
It's possible that Super Saiyan 4 is the form of a saiyan tapping into their Oozaru power with a tail and Legendary is a Saiyan without a tail tapping into their Oozaru power.
Or something.
Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Kefla when?
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>>3241789
When we get the dragon balls.
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>>3241533
Goku and by extension his family has a last name as well.
Son
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>>3241418
Would be nice to deal with couple of evil gods sometime. Maybe when we are closing in on Nameck Freeza strength.
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>>3241257
That's what I'm talking about. I'm saying that the world isn't black and white.my main thing is that their first reaction to getting attacked is to talk the obviously hostile alien down instead of knocking him around THEN talking to him.
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>>3242873
Beating the shit out of somebody over an easily resolved situation is pointless.
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>>3242882
Allowing your self or others to potentially come to harm trying to talk is retarded.
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>>3242892
>>3242882
Yust give it a rest. It happened now your just annoying arguing about past. Besides it worked for the guy its others that were the problem.
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>>3242896
Come on Anon, I just want to argue until it's time for the quest to run. Is that so bad?
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>>3242892
It's not retarded when we have psychic energy shields.
These people didn't commit any crimes other than "wrong universe, shit gods".
And it's sometimes faster to talk your way out of a fight than to act like a raging battle autist like Goku.
Sure Eric likes fighting somewhat but what's the point of fighting a battle over a misunderstanding?
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>>3242908
What's there to misunderstand? We took a job to find the other universe's beings and bring them back to their GoD. Dead or alive. I'm fine with either but why are you acting like we just randomly ran into each other when we were searching for him?
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>>3242938
I'm not acting like we just ran into him.
I'm saying that sometimes talking is a better way to resolve issues than beating the shit out of somebody and then talking to them.
And it was Hit who accepted the job, we're just tagging along.
We've really got no actual obligations at all.
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>>3242948
If we have no obligations then why talk? Technically we could just ignore him until hit came. Regardless of the bickering, my main point is I would prefer if moralfags don't take over the voting and I kinda overreacted.
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>>3242960
Why do you want to kill people or cause people to be killed so much?
This isn't moralfaggotry at all, and that term was created entirely by edgelords any way.
I just don't see the point of acting like an edgy shithead for no reason.
We've already killed a space rapist so we obviously have limits to how much we're willing to put up with.
You're the one trying to act OOC, we're still just a guy. We don't enjoy killing people because we aren't a psychopath and the whole fight began over a misunderstanding.
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>>3242966
>Reads autism
?
>Reads autism slower
Did you actually read any of my post? My concern is less about let's be edgy and kill everyone who looks at us funny and more about how when someone is attacking you you generally don't try to talk them down. Also quit the whole psychopath thing I never said we should kill everyone or that we enjoyed the act. What I said is that we had a greater understanding of the afterlife and are more at peace with loss of life. Once again...
Moralfag
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>moralfags
You definitely overreacted but here are the facts. He gave up, he started crying and wanting his family back, we can tell he's genuine because we're psychic and can feel he's being honest, we're just supposed to bring him back, dead or alive doesn't matter.

Say you're Eric, and standing there as this guy is just on the floor, you only need to capture him, he is sobbing on the ground while surrendering, and you know he's being honest, what would you do?

Now you're response seems to be to just ignore all of this and cap a psy bolt in his brains, which is psychopathic. I don't mean the way people overuse the word, I mean the textbook definition lack of any empathy. Generally this type of character only does something for another person because it benefits them in some way.

Compare that to the actions we've shown earlier. We were willing to step up and save a woman from an armed rapist despite him giving us an easy out, why did we choose to fight him then? Eric showed a level of worry and sympathy for Kefla's existance and cares more about it then her or her two halves seemed to. Why?
If you're telling me Eric should only show empathy only when it's convenient or because waifus, I would say that's shitty characterisation and trying to play the "well we have our own definition of good different from the norm" card in a setting with an objective stance on good and evil, which we know for fact exists because all of humanity DIED and realized they need to get their collective shit together which is something else to consider about Eric's character, is fucking absolutely retarded. You can pull that shit and get away with it in settings like Capeshit because there are arguments to be made against the norm standard of heroism. Here it's just a cheap self justification for acting like a narcissistic murderhobo that would make D&D parties proud. For fuck sake look at this.
>>3241201
>Explain to him why you're here and what you are meant to do. He has no choice in the matter and hey, death isn't the end anyway
This has got to be one of the most stereotypical villain lines you could come up with.
>Hey man my boss sent me here to kill you. You don't seem to be causing much mire than a nuisance but a job is a job you know? Nothing personal, maybe you'll see your family in the afterlife, death isn't all that bad!

You see this shit? You can not tell me that doesn't make anyone sound like an evil bastard. I am a hundred sure I have heard this type of speech from multiple characters, usually some asshole/crazy/ruthless strong type that gets sent out by the main villain to either take care of the MC or some random kid.

No matter how you try to justify it you are murdering a man in cold blood, and that sin would literally weigh on your soul in this setting. Finally, Eric went to heaven, meaning his sense of morality likely DOES align with the norm.

There's your (you)s
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>>3242984
And we also know what non-existence feels like, which is probably what awaits them unless we help. (Or Hit will just kill them, but if we didn't want to help them then there was no point in going with Hit)
>"The afterlife is pretty nice, therefore its ok to kill you."
Yeah, that's still an evil action that will get us sent to Hell if that's how we go about things. Also killing him now would seperate him from his family for eternity because it's a different universe.
Edgelord.
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>>3242987
There we go an actual argument even if slot of it is kinda redundant.
To start a agree with most you wrote. I overreacted . However don't act like he didn't throw the first punch. I said we should have attacked after he did to defend ourselves. I did not say we should have shot a crying broken man-ice-thing. And as for moral norms I want you to look at the first thread. Eric does not kill Willy Billy but he doesn't respond to hostiles like he's the damn negotiator. Lastly, when I say moralfag I'm referring to Anons who try to take morality where it doesn't belong.

>"Killing is wrong! Don't be a psychopath guys! Filthy edgelords ect.
Once more we didn't just kill a guy. We made him suffocate while watching kinda deadpanned. I'm not saying that Eric loves killing or even like it just that he has a greater then norm understanding of it. At least that's my take.
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>>3243006
>"we didn't kill a guy we just MADE him die!"
Oh my god you're actually retarded.
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>>3243011
>emphasizing that we didn't just kill him but brutally killed him but idiot still misses the mark
Anon I...
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>>3243016
Oh, missed the "just"
Difference is they were a criminal murderrapist.
Blue dude is just a guy in shitty circumstances who misread the situation.
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>>3243006
>There we go an actual argument even if slot of it is kinda redundant.
A bit yeah, I'm just trying to get you to see it from a personal "what if I was in Eric's place" POV
>To start a agree with most you wrote. I overreacted . However don't act like he didn't throw the first punch. I said we should have attacked after he did to defend ourselves. I did not say we should have shot a crying broken man-ice-thing. And as for moral norms I want you to look at the first thread. Eric does not kill Willy Billy but he doesn't respond to hostiles like he's the damn negotiator. Lastly, when I say moralfag I'm referring to Anons who try to take morality where it doesn't belong.

Oh don't get me wrong, if he had kept going and was strong enough to give Eric a challenge, I would have been all for kilking him if we needed to. He threw the first punch yes, but he gave up, and he was being sincere. From there is when I preffered capture. Plus he stated he was attacking us because he believed we were a saiyan, you can see from my counter quote that I was mostly calling him out on his whining about his dead universe when we died twice. The fact that ended up breaking him down was suprising but positive, and from there I was all for persuading him to stand down. Compare that to a guy literally just trying to rape a girl and try to off us because we wouldn't leave. He was clearly scum, he was obviously a bastard when he thought he was in control. His death likely made the universe a little better. Killing shouldn't be a general go to in combat, but case by case. Different circumstances lead to different conclusions. I'm willing to give Ice rock man the benefit of the doubt based on what we learned, rapist nah.
>>"Killing is wrong! Don't be a psychopath guys! Filthy edgelords ect.

Don't get me wrong, moralfaggotry can be a thing, and just as nonsensical as edgelordism. You just have to do what's right and what's best in each situation you come across while staying IC.
>Once more we didn't just kill a guy. We made him suffocate while watching kinda deadpanned. I'm not saying that Eric loves killing or even like it just that he has a greater then norm understanding of it. At least that's my take
I would argue that our knowledge of death should be what keeps us from killing unless necessarry, especially because objective morality in this setting more or less aligns with normal, main thought morality. Kilking is only qhen needed, anythinh ekse is objectively a sin in this setting. Look at Vegeta, sure he changed his tune a bit but only stopped being sent to Hell on death after the Buu saga. The heavens remember. I will say that I probably overreacted a little too and you seem much more open to discussion on this, so for that I apologize.
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>>3243029
I like the cut of your glib Anon. My main concern is that Anons would vote based on moral obligation instead of the situation. Had bad experiences with Anons reeeing because we wanted to kill someone who we spared once before because he tried to kill us. Makes it hard to trust Anons who reason is basically to be good.
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>>3243039
Trying to justify ANYTHING with "Had bad experiences with anons" is a sign of massive faggotry, thought I'd let you know
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>>3243067
You're not wrong
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>>3243039
Oh no if he turns around and starts trying to kill us here I say we kill him.
Everyone gets one chance unless extraordinary circumstances led to them betraying us.
We're not gonna be a capeshit style moralfag and cause countless thousands of deaths through a "no killing" rule.
Sometimes sparing your enemies can work out well though, look at Vegeta.
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>>3243075
This

Honestly wanna kill Frieza wanna be from dbzeroes, but I'd like to chill with mageta
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>>3243190
Frost? He's pretty strong anon, even if we take "good thing I was holding back" memes into consideration he still went toe to toe with Piccolo, who is probably around semiperfect Cell level at this point if not higher.
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>>3243347
Yeah he's really strong, doesn't Goku outright tell Piccolo he's got no chance in the manga too? Frost might be a bitch but he was a really strong bitch.
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>>3243359
Until we get much much stronger we've got no chance of beating him unless we take Cabba or a recovered Kale or Caulifa.
Course Hit could also kick his shit in but it's doubtful Hit would unless he was given a contract to do so.
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>>3243368
I don't know odds are He'd just beat him blue and take him to Champa for a reward. He'd probably get it too, Champa hates Frost.
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>>3243439
Oh shit you're right.
He'd hate Frost even more after the ToP what with his retarded team up and subsequent elimination, then nearly getting a DQ for all of U6.
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In hindsight, couldn't we kill frost with mind crush?
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>>3244104
We haven't learnt Mind Crush yet.
It might work though.
Problem with all of Frieza's race is that they are super fucking hard to kill. Like biology wise Frieza wasn't actually dead when he was cut to pieces until AFTER Trunks vaporised him.
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>>3244126
Ideally we might crush him into pulp via extreme TK or just erase his mind. That said I wonder if we'd ever get psionics that powerful.
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>>3244104
>>3244126
>>3244369

Doesn't Frieza ALSO have psychic powers? Didn't he literally blow up Krillin with his MIND!?

Would Frost have them too?
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>>3244856
>Doesn't Frieza ALSO have psychic powers? Didn't he literally blow up Krillin with his MIND!?
I think that was just brute forcing it via having a fuck-huge powerlevel
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>>3244856
He also lifts an entire mountain with his mind
>>3244866
Yeah probably, he's never trained his body so the same probably goes for his TK. Ki and psychic powers have some overlap, Goku could read minds at one point.
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>>3244913
>>3244866

We should probably start to learn mental defenses then. Unless raw psychic power also acts as a shield.
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>>3244913
>Goku could read minds at one poin
Yup, reading minds, telepathic communication that can range between the entire earth to possibly the universe, and telekinesis. He just prefers his martial arts and energy attacks but there is a ton of overlap between psionics and ki.
>>3244979
Good chance we can train that as part of telepathy training with Vados. We should bring it up with her next training session.
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>>3245262
Yep. Mind-Crushing people is only fun if it's a one-way street.
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>>3245281
Or figuratively in bed
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>Or figuratively in bed

Giggity!
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Phew... That gave me a frighten
Basically I managed to both brick and unbrick my computer in the span of an hour.

Aaaaanyways: I somewhat recovered from the cold I caught. By tomorrow I think I'll have the constitution to do a session

Just wanted to confirm this
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>>3246438
Praise bee!
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>>3246438
My body is ready.
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>>3246438
Shit, I've been there. What did you brick and what did you unbrick? Glad to know you're running soon senpai.

I've had to salvage a computer by applying duct tape until the screen couldn't fall straight off. Still don't know how the fuck that even happened.
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>>3249805
I botched a driver update for my GPU so upon booting up all I'd get is a gray screen.
But I managed to do a system restore from the BIOS so it's all good now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVAulGdxbyg

The cat lady and the bunny girl rush you with claws and fists ready to go. Like savage animals they bear their fangs and unleash a combined barrage of attacks. Dodging and weaving between Hops elongated claws and Sorrels fists you call out for Hyssop.

"A little help here?!"

"HOP! SORREL! STOP!
HE'S NOT AN ENEMY!"

But his words are lost upon them. The two girls continue their assault, showering you with melee attacks. Gritting your teeth you focus your mind on dodging their attacks to the best of your abilities. While running for your life you get to really take a closer look at them. Their bodies are frankly in a horrid condition, covered in dirt and clearly emaciated.
"Not good!"
You curse.

You've seen such behavior before. Once. When you caught and cornered a rat back on Earth. Those blood red eyes gleaming with ferocity are the exact same. They are weakened and exhausted, with seemingly no way out they lash out primal aggression at anything that stands in their path, as they see no other way to get out of this. You'd almost pity them were it not for the fact that they turned that aggression against you.

As Hops claws extend and you receive a cut to your cheek you grit your teeth and block one of Sorrels punches. The force of her attacks flings you back against a wall, causing the rocks behind you to crumble.
You need to deal with them... but how?!

>Try to reason with them
>Start fighting back but make sure to not injure them
>Hold nothing back!
>Other?
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>>3250072
>Use the move Hit taught you to knock them out.
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>>3250072
>Try to reason with them
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>>3250072
I’ll second this:

>>3250075
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So...
Non-lethal takedown wins

>writing
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Jerking your head to the side in order to dodge another attack you finally resigned yourself to fighting back. Opening your closed fist you assume the stance Hit taught you and when Hop tries to claw your eyes out again you catch her hand under your armpit and prepare to counter attack. Aiming downward you strike her abdominal region with your psychically reinforced hand and watch as the shock spreads through her body.

You let go of her as she reaches for her stomach and starts groaning and wincing in pain.
"HOP!"
The rabbit calls out for her friend and checks up on her.
"Are you alright?!"

"Y-Yeah... But my guts feel like they were struck by a hammer.
I can't describe it exactly... it doesn't feel like I'm injured, only in pain."

"How can he react to us?
Does he not detect movement by energy?"

"Looks like it..."
Hop groans before straightening her back and assuming her stance once more.
"But in that case we don't have to focus on hiding it!"

With that said the cats purple energy erupts from her body and becomes visible to you. Shortly after that Sorrel also follows suit and unleashes her own yellow ki. They give you a menacing look and both of them begin exerting themselves in order to raise their own power level. As their ki surges you get to observe the process of increasing ones energy. By turning their focus inward, to the center of their bodies they are capable of drawing out the latent life energy in their bodies and weaponize it.

Yes, Vados did teach you how ki functions and how to sense it but it's not like you had a good example of it up until now.
The gods are on a completely different dimension and the Saiyans are so far beyond your capabilities that even comprehending the magnitude of their powers is impossible for you. But these girls? While they ARE stronger than you they are nothing compared to those you typically hang around.

You smile as they shoot out by propelling themselves with the ki shunted from their bodies.

>Try mimicking them
>Now's not the time to fool around. Take them out
>Other?
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>>3250126
>Try mimicking them
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>>3250126
>Try mimicking them

Still gotta keep in mind what Hit told us when he powered up. Wreathing your body in Ki is flashy, but it's also wasteful. Need to channel it purposefully into the right places to dodge, defend, and attack.
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>>3250126
>Try mimicking them
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>>3250126
>Try mimicking them
Glad to catch this early
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Oh-kay.
Time to learn some Ki control

Roll the dice!
Best of 4.
DC: 10 Crit: 15

>writing
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3250162
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3250162
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3250162
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3250162
Chef of Destruction!
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Go unreasonably buff bird!
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>>3250168

I guess we really are picking up on Vados' and Hit's lessons really quickly.

It's pretty neat that our intrepid protagonist is learning all about efficient Ki control and focus really early in the game instead of stumbling about with inefficient screaming matches.
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>>3250186
Probably helps that the people teaching us are masters of energy control, rather than martial artists who just barely understand enough to blast out their energy like a hose.
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Rather than waiting for them to attack, you try something. Clenching your fists you start screaming at the top of your throat which causes the two girls to stop out of fear. They watch in confusion as you are exerting yourself with seemingly no results. However just as they are about to speak up and ask what are you doing, you stop and relax.

Letting out a cocky little smile you shout.
"HA!"
All of a sudden the energy hidden within the depths of your body are unleashed in a violent burst before settling down.
Unlike their auras however yours is almost form fitting as your life force courses around your body. But this really does feel amazing, hopping around from one leg to another you feel light as a feather, your senses sharpened and your muscles are brimming with power. Satisfied with the results you stop exerting yourself and the power settles back down.
"That's a good start. But I guess mine is just not as big as yours... yet."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGUGQRKygp4

Cracking your neck you extend your hand you invite them to come at you. The two overcome their confusion as to why you lowered your energy after increasing it and attack you once more. Sorrel throws a ball of energy straight at you while Hop channels her energy into her nails, causing them to extend in your direction. Easily sidestepping the ki blast you raise your forearm and at the last moment before colliding with the deadly blades channel your ki around it.

Your compound armor of ki and psychic energies is incredibly potent. As the two reinforce each other they easily overpower Hops attack, causing it to bounce off of your arm with only minimal damage sustained. The cat girl stares at you with eyes wide open as you charge her. Driving your palm into the upper arm of the catgirl you see her shriek in pain as her arm goes numb.

At the same time you feel the energy of Sorrels ki blast... turning around?
You look back and see that the ball of energy ricochets off the cave walls and bounces around wildly. As it finally turns gets around to hitting you again, you simply slap the thing with the back of your hand, causing it to explode. Returning to Hop who's currently breathless from your display you attempt to strike her on the forehead but miss as she raises her still functioning arm to block.
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>>3250213

On the other hand, we won't be able to come up with lots of creative names for our generic ki-blast/hose attacks like all the other martial arts schools do.

Oh well, can't win them all.
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With both her arms temporarily out of commission Hop attempts to throw a spin-kick at you. As your energies clash you feel a slight sting and feel yourself being pushed back as the girl is somersaulting away from you. Panting she looks at her arms.
"Damn it!"

"What's wrong?"

"H-He's been playing us! He was holding back a good portion of his power!
S-Sorrel... I need you to buy me some time. Until I can move my arms."

"Got it!
Haaaaaaa!"
The bunny girl spreads her arms and from her palms several orbs of energy fly it and start floating around her.
Once there are two dozen or so orbs floating around her she extends her arms towards you.
"BURROW BLASTER!"

Most of the attacks aren't aimed at you, seemingly because the girl has a very poor aim. But perhaps that's the reason why they work the way they do. The blasts that missed start bouncing around, creating a chaotic zone of death around you.
Thinking about the attack you realize that either you stay here and weather whatever she throws at you or take the risk and dive through it in the hopes of escaping her trap.

Cladding yourself in ki you throw caution to the wind and charge into the storm of flying energy blasts with an honest to god smile on your face. Some of the little bombs explode in your face naturally, doing some damage. But it's still a lot less than what you'd have taken if you stayed inside. Making your way to the duo you focus the minimal aura flowing around your body and concentrate it into a ball which you thrust in Hops face.

Sorrel lets out a gasp as her friend gets knocked out by your ki blast.
"HOP!"
She looks back at you.
"YOU BASTARD!"
She charges up another blast.

>Aim for her head and knock her out
>Reach into your pocket
>"Hyssop! Mind getting off your ass already?"
>Other?
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>>3250224
It's ok, we're mainly psychic focused anyway. We'll just copy moves and names fro this guy.
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>>3250236
>Hyssop! Mind getting off your ass already?
It was a fun fight, and I love that we basically beat them both at once, but now we gotta get down to business.
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>>3250236
>>"Hyssop! Mind getting off your ass already?"
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>>3250236
>"Hyssop! Mind getting off your ass already?"
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>>"Hyssop! Mind getting off your ass already?"
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>>3250236
>"Hyssop! Mind getting off your ass already?”

As enlightening as this fight has been, we really need to wrap this up before they die of exposure or exhaustion.

Also, I just realized that the bunny girl is named Sorrel and not Hop. What’s up with that?
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>>3250270
Wait, never mind, I just have brain problems.
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A'ight

>writing
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>>3250270
Yes the bunny is named Sorrel.
Toriyama/Toei is a troll.
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>>3250319
The cat is named Hop because of the plant. And Sorrel's name is derived from Garden or Common Sorrel, a salad vegetable that is associated with rabbits.
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With a deep sigh you power down in front of the girl and speak up.
"As fun as this was I think it's time to stop before someone gets hurt."
You then look down at the walking iceberg that was left speechless by your display.
"HEY HYSSOP! MIND GETTING OFF YOUR ASS AND HELP ME?"

"H-Huh? Oh of course!
Listen Sorrel! This man isn't an enemy!"

"THE HELL HE ISN'T! HE HURT HOP!"

"Actually I didn't. I just knocked her out.
In truth I went to great care not to hurt you."
Touching your cheek you wipe the blood off of it.
"Even though you didn't."

"W-Wha?"

"Listen, he's here to help!
Come down and let me explain!"

After a brief summary of the events that transpired prior to your encounter Sorrel more or less knows what's up with you.
"So... you work for a God of Destruction?"

"Yes but not yours. And even though he didn't order me to do this I still came.
Because if you encountered the guy he did hire... you may not have this conversation.
Listen... I know you've been through a lot and that you really don't want to go back but...
Let's just ignore that for now. We can talk through all that later, for now I'm more concerned about your health.
If you stay here you'll either starve to death or die from exposure."
You stand up and motion towards the caves entrance.
"There is a ship not far from here. It's warm inside and we have some food as well...
Oh... right! I almost forgot!"

Reaching into your pocket you hand her one of your wrapped burgers.
"W-What's this?"

"Food.
It might've gotten a bit squished but it'll do.
You look like you haven't had a decent meal in a while."

Cautiously she unwraps it and starts intently sniffing it. But in an instant her hesitation disappears and she finds herself unconsciously taking a quick bite out of the meaty bun. In mere seconds she completely devours it and once it's gone she falls to her knees. Tears start forming under her eyes as she uncontrollably cries out of joy.
"Ith's... Ith's shooo ghoood!
Why??? Why is this so good?"

"A-Are you actually crying?"

Hyssop nods.
"Where we come from we don't have much food.
It's either reprocessed or heavily contaminated. If you aren't careful you could die from eating something sickening..."

You clench your fists in anger.
"Okay.
Grab the cat and come with me!
NOW!"
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After getting back in the cube ship you showed them the little pile of burgers you brought with you.
They stare at it with starry eyes and ask you if it's really okay for them to eat it.
"Of course. Just make sure to leave for the others."
The two swallow nervously.
"What?"

Hyssop awkwardly scratches his back as he responds.
"I don't... I don't know how to say this but...
We split up from the others due to some disagreements."

"Let me guess... Unlike you they weren't opposed to hurting the locals."

"T-That is accurate.
I'm ashamed to say this but they... they aren't good people.
We... didn't want to hurt anybody. We've seen enough pain in our universe. Didn't want to cause more in others.
However Rozel, Oregano, Chappil and Comfrey had no problem with getting what they want through violence. They set up a camp underground and they started extorting the locals. And the Trio of Danger are even worse.
They want to steal a ship and become space pirates..."

"Seriously, what's up with your names? Is my planet the only one where we don't have pun names?"

"Are you LISTENING to what I'm saying?"

"I am.
But that trio of yours is as good as dead.
And the rest will soon follow so don't worry about that."
Reaching for a burger you hand it to the gentle giant.
"Here. Eat.
You need to recover your health."

Not putting up much of a resistance Hyssop does as you order him to and so does Sorrel. They even manage to awaken Hop with just the smell of semi fresh food.

"Thank you so much!"
Sorrel speaks up once her maddening hunger has been satiated.

"Don't thank me yet.
Sadly this is still far from over."

"You mean the others?"

"That too..."

"What will you do about them?"

>I'll take care of them so we can leave as soon as possible
>I'll let my partner handle it
>Other?
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>>3250356
>I'll take care of them so we can leave as soon as possible
>Have any tips for how to deal with them?
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>>3250356
Seconding this: >>3250366

Also:
>Other?

Try to use our psychic powers to sense if the bunny and cat have any intention of betraying us first. They probably have no idea how to use the ship that Hit has since it's either magic or super-advanced godly tech, but it never hurts to see if they're planning to try something if we try to wrap up the rest of the job.

Maybe we can also try and use our psychic powers to sense distant life forms? Might be useful in picking up a lead.
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>>3250356
>>Other?
Squish Sorrel's cheeks.
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>>3250356
>I'll take care of them so we can leave as soon as possible
Hopefully we run into Hit on the way and can see him fight.
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>>3250366
Support
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>>3250356
>I'll take care of them so we can leave as soon as possible
Odds are the Trio are still too much for us but Hit can take them. We should be able to handle the rest of them. A bit reckless admittedly but it seems like we can handle it.
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Alright.
Trying to locate the boys with psychic scanning it is!

Please roll 1d2
1=Success
2=fail

I'll take the 4th roll only

>writing
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>>3250402
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>>3250402
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"I'll handle them."

"A-Alone?"

"I came after you on my own, didn't I? And look how well that turned out!"
You smile and squeeze Sorrels cheek who doesn't know how to respond to that.
"But if you could tell me anything about them I'd appreciate it."

Blushing Sorrel pulls her hat over her eyes and starts muttering.
"W-W-W-Well-"

"She's completely lost it..."
Hyssop sighs.

"R-Rozel is this bat guy who can fly around... though that's irrelevant outside the Tournament...
But he can let out super sonic screams that could really hurt you.
Oregano can shoot string out his arms... and that's about it."

"The ones you should worry about are Comfrey and Chappil.
Comfrey is an impressive fighter, one of the strongest of our universe.
Chappil is just as strong if not stronger but on top of that his skin is also made of iron so dealing any damage to him might be a bit difficult."
Hyssop adds to Sorrels info.

"Got it."
You start walking towards the wall of the ship but stop just before exiting.
"By the way... I hope you aren't planning on running away with this ship..."

"You are the first one to have shown mercy to us stranger.
I wouldn't dare to betray that kindness."
Hyssop answers.

"And neither will I!"
So does Sorrel.

Naturally you don't trust them blindly so you try to get a read on their thoughts to see what they are thinking. Your telepathic abilities are still not perfect so you can only feel vague emotions. But you almost instantly feel overwhelmed by what you feel. They feel a profound mixture of confusion and happiness that you can't even begin to comprehend.
As you cut yourself off their minds you break out in a cold sweat, not because of what they felt but what sort of a life they had up until now that such simple gestures of kindness could evoke such a reaction.

"A-Are you okay?"
Hop asks you.

"Y-Yeah.
I'm fine. Anyway, take care while I'm gone.
And please don't leave..."
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I'm also going out to get some food.
Give me about... 10 to 15 minutes
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>>3250456
>Chappil is just as strong if not stronger but on top of that his skin is also made of iron so dealing any damage to him might be a bit difficult.

Well, the iron skin thing isn’t an issue for us, at least.
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You now the first time I heard of the gods of destruction I thought they were to some type of security Force against Eldritch Horror outside of the Omniverse in Dragon Ball Z. I also thought that the Omni King was some type of child of a species that was way too powerful and that the angels and such were some type of Babysitter that they had made for him. I know this has nothing to do with the current situation but I want to put that idea out there. So how are we going to protect these three I'm getting at that guy Family
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And I'm back
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>>3250493
>So how are we going to protect these three
We're going to sit down with Sidra, have a nice talk about how to prevent this from happening again and try and strike a good friendly relationship with him and push for Amnesty for the two furry waifus and Ice Cube.
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>>3250502
>Ice Cube
Maaaan fuck da poh-lice!
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>>3250509
No, bad Not-Som.
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>>3250502
Could also see if we could find them a nice secluded place on Earth if they want.
Get our own Z fighters up and running.
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>>3250514
Atleat he didn't call others Lucky Foot and Miss Claws.
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Taking a step outside you start focusing on locating the four little rapscallions and finally finishing this mission.
Sending out a pulse of psychic energy you pay close attention to the echoes returning in order to determine their location.
First you notice Hits signature clearly battling against something, better steer clear of that for now.
"There!"
You speak up as you find a large collection of power a couple kilometers away.

Taking off with utmost haste you soar through the sky and as you break through the sound barrier you can't help but contain your childish excitement. Landing near the place you previously found you send out another psychic pulse and map out the cave system leading underground. After carefully sneaking your way in and making sure your power is properly under control you stumble upon an Arcosian settlement.

You don't know where your targets precisely are but they are definitely in there somewhere. And by the looks of it they asserted themselves as the new governing body or put differently: They enslaved them.
There appears to be a large banquette going on as the native Arcosian lizard people are bringing vast quantities of food to their new overlords.

You stop and think for a moment about how to resolve this.
Fighting two people was a bit foolhardy but it could be called brave.
Fighting four on one is what you'd call nearly suicidal.

You ponder on how to deal with this conundrum.

>Sneak your way in and try to take them out one by one
>Go in guns blazing and hope that you can at least thin their numbers with the element of surprise on your side
>Perhaps you could... add some extra spice to their food
>Other?
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>>3250493
Odds are we'll likely have to kill or give the others to Sodra. We can however speak on behalf of Hyssop, Sorrell, and Hopp. Just giving them up to u9 will likely get them killed or worse anyway no matter what the u9 divinity promise us. We could always keep them and have them work for Champa to both kerp them out of trouble and have them "pay for their crimes". Seems like as long as thry don't cause any trouble and alert Zeno, Sidra and shit Kai won't care if they're dead or stuck hidden on a GoD's world. Plus it would further enforce the blackmail Champa has over them.
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>>3250534
>Perhaps you could... add some extra spice to their food
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>>3250534
>Sneak your way in and try to take them out one by one.
So we're in agreement about sending these guys to the big farm in the sky right?
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>>3250534
>Sneak your way in and try to take them out one by one
Batman forever
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>>3250534
>Perhaps you could... add some extra spice to their food
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>>3250534
>Perhaps you could... add some extra spice to their food
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>>3250534
>>Perhaps you could... add some extra spice to their food
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>>3250534
>Sneak your way in and try to take them out one by one
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>>3250534
>Stage a rebellion, and attack whoever comes to check it out
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>>3250548
Considering they chose to just straight up take over part of planet and forcing the local populace to work for them, and that there's four of them and likely a way bigger threat than a couple starved furry aliens in a cave? Yeah, I'm cool with lethal takedowns.
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>>3250534
>Perhaps you could... add some extra spice to their food
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Let's stack the deck a bit who knows what we will feed them!
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>>3250534
>Sneak your way in and take them out 1 by 1
A true chef would never taint meals.
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>>3250534
>>Sneak your way in and try to take them out one by one
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Hmmm it's a 50/50 split between tempering with their food and going in sneaki beaki like.

I'll decide via a roll
1=Food
2=Stealthy takedown

>writing
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>Sneak your way in and try to take them out one by one
>>3250548
I'm fine with that. I bet these guys are litterbugs anyhow.
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Oh stealth it is.
Please roll 1d20 to decide how effective you are

DC: 13 Crit: 16
Best of 4
>writing
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3250629
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>>3250629
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>>3250629
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>>3250634
Murder.exe is fully online apparently
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>>3250639
>>3250636
>>3250634
We are metal gear levels of stealth clearly
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>>3250641

LOOKS LIKE MURDER IS ON THE MENU TONIGHT, BOYS!
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>>3250636
>>3250634
ZENO SMILES UPON US
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>>3250641
>19, 20, 20
Are we stealthy enough yet, Not-Som?
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>>3250629
Pointless roll coming right up!
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>>3250634
>>3250636
>>3250639
>>3250650

>19 20 20 19

This is some Illuminati level shit right here.
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Okay... Normally I don't do this but I can't ignore such a display...
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>19 20 20 19
That's 4 crits with two super crits
Fuck
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Hit is going to be so proud of us
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I just realized, our psychic powers make us the perfect stealth operator.
Our powerlevel is low enough (for now) that we probably won't even be noticed by anybody with the ability to sense Ki, plus psychic attacks probably don't register to most people either.
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>>3250654
Hell Yeah
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LnTN8QdTtg

In the end you decided to sneak in. Keeping your power level low you really solely on your psychic abilities to move fast while remaining undetected. As you get in however you notice that the temperature rose to dangerous levels, most likely due to the geothermal vents around the place. You try to adjust the technique Hit taught you to keep yourself warm so you can insulate yourself with it instead.

Rather than vibrating your own muscles you vibrate the air around you to create a bubble of sorts. The trick seems to work and you can safely enter the place without being boiled alive by your own bodily fluids. However this means you can't really move fast anymore so no gliding over the ground. Resorting to a more traditional form of sneaking around you hide in the shadows and behind corners, waiting for an opportunity to arise.

You have the deck stacked in your favor now. Your enemies can't detect you but you can still feel their movement.
All you need now is patience.

And your careful approach pays off when the bat like creature speaks to his comrades.
"A'ight guys! I'm gonna go take a leak! Don't you bastards eat my cake!
Eh?"

"Sure sure."
One of them replies.
"Just be quick about it! You know I love desert!"

The bat walks behind a derelict house and proceeds to relieve himself after all the merriment. Once he's done and pulled up his pants however he's in for a rude awakening. You cover his mouth with one arm and before he could properly react you drive your free palm into his back. Letting out a muffled yelp he freezes in terror as you send in pulse after pulse of psychic energy which reverberate in his body, causing more and more internal damage to him. With one final thrust you deliver the last one which manages to stop his heart.

His body goes limp and lifeless so you quietly put him down on the ground and move away from the scene of the crime.
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>>3250690
Ooooh. I think the heart stopping thing has potential.
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>>3250690
>Letting out a muffled yelp he freezes in terror as you send in pulse after pulse of psychic energy which reverberate in his body, causing more and more internal damage to him. With one final thrust you deliver the last one which manages to stop his heart.
>Vibration attacks through grappling are effective
And to think an anon said vibrations would be redundent, ha
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>>3250702
To be fair this is just Erics palm-thrust psychic attack which will get a name soon. Only it's amped up to "I don't give a fuck about my opponents well being"

It was taught to you by Hit after all
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>>3250690
Sheesh, what, did we multiclass again into psychic ninja or something?
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>>3250720
Psychic Hitman
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