SessionSTART!>The story so farhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Questhttps://youtu.be/mvpszNNiO3A>Who are you again?>You're sleepy>For once>You're also pretty warm>Comfy>There is grass in your mouthA: "PFF!">Anonymous>You are leaned against Bow>Your Swamp Drake>Who is being a pudge>Shleep>Just like Susan>Your huge, depressed Ex-Zombie friend>Who is SHLEEP>And has one lanky arm draped across your chest>Wait>You're not big enough to fill all of Susan's preposterous reach>Why->Oh>Sabrina is in her grip too>You fell asleep between her and Susan>Your biological mom is gone>Despite spending the night clumsily trying to understand anime with you and all your pals L: "She awoke early. Wanted to find Ronald. I saw to it she was escorted safely." >Today is now>Friday>It's 11 am>Tonight is a big night>A serious shin-dig is going down>Brittany Wong's house party>You've been invited>And you can use this to flex on all your shitty non magical classmates>You are the first one awake>You are in LUNA'S CASTLE inside THE HOLE>You're super comfy>Some of the Skeleton servants are cuddling tooWhat do?
>>3207400>Survey our kingdom>brief status from Wondervon, Shiloh and Killa Kente>summon Wudo to our keep>Ask him about Abzu Ahai, Monster History from their perspective, his masters and of Ludo.>Raise Grate
>>3207407This but all telepaticaly. We dont wanna wake anyone.
>>3207407>Goals for today>Skeletons and KK sweep the castle and its depths>Wondervon gets 200k to procure human machines to create an industrial workshop at Webhollow to support his needs and to manufacture arms>lay down laws for Webhollow>Raid for metals
>>3207420>hit post too soon.>entreat with Brother Eater. Use our power to make him submit and then task him
>>3207400>First things first, take a few minutes to enjoy the cuddle pile.>Then use your eye spy big brother power to check on everyone. EVERYONE.>If Janna blocks you again text her good morning and compliment her magic skillz.>Text your mom "that was nice.">After that shake every booty awake. Sabrina needs to get ready for the dance, assign her a squad of skelemans.>Ask Susan to talk with you while you walk Bow>While out walking ask Susan what she wants to do now. You'd be happy if she came back to being your wing murder buddy.>Tell her... shit she knows how fucked up we are, were gonna start keeping an eye on her though. You scared the shit out of me girl.
>>3207400Let's start by making some breakfast... or having some of our undead skellies make breakfast for us and our crew. Some of them are french, right? They should know how to do it, and if not, I believe velvet ears is capable of watching over the servant undead to make sure it's done right. Pretty sure we picked up some groceries for our castle a while back, didn't we?While that's going on, we should be able to get a quick status report from our remote minions, followed by re-raising Grate.... AGAIN... Eat Food. Take your Dino-Dog for a walk, followed by shopping/acquisitions for WV's workshop.Should be able to accomplish all that before having to get ready for the dance... probably.
>>3207400>Wake all your cuddle buddies with Kisses and Headpats.>Take a shower and get clean.>Then get ready to make Sabrina that body double and see if she can use her limited skills to help.
>>3207400>>3207433>Bow's walktake Sabrina with you for this... she wanted to see some of the sights here on Mewmus and feel it's grass is there any?? with her own feet... with both Bow and Us in tow, should be possible to fulfill that small "want" of her's, yeah?
>>3207400Whatd I miss?
We have shit to doIts 11amWe got to get stuff sorted before wasting 5 hours at a teenage party where Britt is going to make us look bad for petty reasons. Wudo is consorting with strange powersShiloh might have eaten the bat girlWondervon needs tools.We got business
>>3207400>Check In on those monsters, we kind of bailed on them for Susan. Make sure they're settled In and doing their jobs.
>>3207400>>3207426>>3207433>>3207442All these seem good! Do it!
>>3207426#Tell Wondervon to start building machines to increase our production.Give him everything he needs: metal, money, skeletons... Also tell him to build a machine to harvest and study DNA of creatures we bring him and test it with Rasticore's DNA.
>>3207400FIRST.>You have Sabrina as a guest. Attend to her.>Enjoy the cuddles.>Get a comfy breakfast going, something everyone can enjoy.BREAKFAST we can use to go over today's shenanigans....>Ask Sabrina about today's party.Go over what we should expect.>Contact Wondervon, the skeletons and Shiloh for update on Webhollow.How much Metal Units / bones we need for the Castle Repairs.How much Metal we need to upgrade the 138 new undead (?). 1104 MU most probably if they're all Medium Sized humanoids..If he needs us to buy anything else, we have money to spare right now and we need to invest it.What they might've seen / done.Make sure to compliment work well done.>Try and Contact Janna again.If she doesn't answer, send her a message through Headbook. If that doesn't work either call her.>Talk with Wondervon about mining in Webhollow.>Talk with Wondervon and Petra about farming in Webhollow.>Talk with Carmelita about raising Cave Beetles and their use.>Talk with Wudo about what our skeletons heard him say.>Try and be more civil with him. Sure, he's annoyong but so were we. We stll saved him, and promised to protect him. See what he can be of use, maybe to Wondervon.>See what we can do with the other Monsters.>Maybe walk Bow for once?>We could walk Bow and check on the Homeless Camp on Echo Creek, try and investigate the Magical plague thing.Things we need:>Armor for ourselves and our troops.>Weapons for ourselves and our troops.>Set up Webhollow with strong defenses.>Set up Webhollow as a livable for monsters and human...oids.>Get more MU to Upgrade all of the new corpses we got.>Prepare for Brittany's party today as well as the Ball tomorrow.>Tend to the new subjects we have.>Tame Shiloh's... unusual tendencies.I DO NOT RECOMMEND WALKING BOW ON MEWMUS WITH SAB. PLACE IS UNSAFE AND SUSAN USED TO WALK HIM ON EARTH.
3207465And ask Wudo about monster fire Jesus and monster's lore.
>>3207471Oh dear. How could I forget.Other things we might want to remember and actually are EXTREMELY important.>The Lizardman Darkness thing is still loose in Luna's Library.VERY IMPORTANT>BROTHER EATER and the Ghost Kraken are still in the dungeons. >I don't think you'll want to make him wait longer.VERY IMPORTANT>We don't know what Happaned with Hek and Marco on Purrkistan.>Discuss if we're now considered terrorists in Purrkistan.>Discuss we MIGHT be considered terrorists in the Pixie Kingdom now. Whole Cold Iron thing, Resisting Arrest and murder of Law Enforcement.>See what happened with Grate and the Yakuza.>Maybe ask Star through what happened with the whole Peasant-enslaving uncle after all.>Mmmmmmaybe message Jackie to see how her date went? >Show you worry about others, Anon.Mmmmhhh... can't remember anything else.
>>3207504#Supporting.Sorry for the long update Quest, but we want to solve our problems before they become side quests
>>3207471>>3207504SupportingAlso, reminder that I'm 90% certain most people still think we are a baby from the party, might want to let them know via headbook.
>>3207504I like theese, gonna stick with my vote though.I think we should creep on people with our magic spy eye.We could also un punish frenchie?
>>3207520also support>>3207504with the brother eater and lizardman darkness leads
>It's odd being isolated like this>Even though you're in the middle of this>PILE OF WOMEN>Susan is drooling on your nice vest>Sabrina is smiling in her sleep>One arm is curled around your waist>She sucks her thumb>Bites it gentlyA: "I have so much work to do.">You groan to the ceiling>Bow kicks the stone floor>Moans and farts>It smells of rotten SaladA: "AWwwwcch! Come on!">You whisper-screeh>Baby Entropy is curled up>On top of your headEn: "Fookin...whores mmmhmmm succ me old growth forest mmmm...">He talks in his sleep>You feel a warmth>It's Olson>The hulking baby Robot>He's asleep too>He hugs Bow>Breathes hot oily smoke into the grass and it strengthens the stalks of Bow's flowers>With that added in>You find yourself>Enjoying the cuddles>Your heart slows>Y-L: "Do it.">You smile>Then snuggle down>>3207471>>3207471>>3207407>>3207407>>3207420>>3207422>WhenthethoughtofalltheinsanethingsyouneedtodoandstilldoOVERWHELMYOURMINDA: "MMMMMMMMMMMM!">You squirm>Then>Sigh>Anonymous>There's always going to be more>AlwaysL: "Just set to it. More is done the more you do.">Maybe it can be better than this>EasierA: "Hm..."L: "Don't think on it. Get. To work.">You have friends>Trusted ones>Competent onesA: "Yeah...I made those.">Some of them, yes>Why not...>Let them handle things?L: "The scale of all things must flourish. You cannot run from this work. It must be YOUR hand. None other can be trusted.">Or maybe it canA: "...">It would give you your life backcont
>>3207584>>3207584>AnonYOU CAN DIVVY UP THE RULERSHIP OF YOUR KINGDOM NOW-With the leadership of...>KILLA KENTEFor your army...-WONDERVONFor your economy.-GRATEFor Diplomacy...-SUSANFor law.>You could just adventure>Just do you>Flourish?>Sure, you'd flourish>All throughout the cosmos you could run WILD again>Free of all these niggly thingsA: "Hm...">You're a king>Not a middle manager or a babysitter>If you don't like these options>Just know you can fill them in any configuration you like-Army-Diplomacy-Economy-LawThese things need attending, true. With the right leaders they can all mostly handle themselves.-YESor-NONow, for what you wanted. (Aside from a good cuddle)cont
>>3207587>>3207587>You>SnapA: "Send Wondy 200 k in Gold and tell him to whip me up Another body for Grate.">You can hear the Mole screaming in joy all the way from Mewni>STATUS REPORT ON WOE-VENMIRE>There is a surprising amount of farmable land around it>The caves actually provide ample space for underground ranching or mines>Not both>The trolls have been aggressive>They bullied Shiloh and Petra off of a hunting kill>Took it as "Tax">Wondy has estimated he'll need "5,000 metal units unt ve vill have another fully functional base. Ve'll pump zeh fresh vater from up in zeh caves and use zat vaterfall for power. Hm? Yes. Ya gut.">There is no way to know what Purrkistan and Pixie Kingdom think of you just yet>They might be present at Queen Moon's Gala however>Won't that be fun>BROTHER EATER>You can feel him>Still down there in the dungeon>He is...>Meditating>Just cross legged and eyes closedBE: "Hello, again."A: "You cool down there?"BE: "Haven't figured out how to leave.">That was...>FrankA: "Where does your name come from?"BE: "...took you long enough to ask.">You can feel his pride>His>Satisfaction in the storyBE: "I was a twin.">Was?BE: "Until I was born.">O-BE: "Brother never even had a name.">OhBE: "I had his leg in my hands when I came out.">...BE: "I keep it. As a good luck charm.">JE>SUScont
>>3207590>>3207590A: "Hey..."Sa: "Oh. G'mornan.">Sabrina>Does not realize she is sleeping on your chestA: "Who wants breakfast?">4>She STILL doesn't noticeSa: "That sounds MMmmGreat."A: "Well?">The French Skeletons don't move>Yet>Until you SHRIEK INTO THEIR MINDSA: "GET A FUCKING BONE UP YOU CALCIUM HEADS.">They xylophone scromble into the kitchensWHAT DO ABOUT THE RULING OF YOUR REALMS!?>Child CEO(Keep up this juggling act as long as you can. Or maybe assign some things to generals and keep others)>King of Kings(Rule over rulers. Letting your people come into their own.)>GRATE HAS RETURNED>14 on Baller Statushttps://youtu.be/so2s-NZVXZA>All gold bones>Bright Silver Joints>His eyes are Kaleidoscopes of gemsGr: "My lord."What business shall you assign to THE MORNING besides the decisions prior?>Raiding for more Metal-You could hit a police armory (Dangerous but simple)-Go looking for a Mewman or Monster Mine (on Mewni. Wildcards galore)>Go shopping with Sabrina (Full of fun. Full of life.)>Go walking with Bow and Susan (Gives you another look at Mewmus. Helps Bow work off his UNIT-ness)>Lay out what you want for BreakfastChoose.
>>3207593>Keep current assignments of grate, Wonder, Susan, KK>King of Kings. We arent Toffee. We must trust, delgate and grow>farms are too vulnerable. Use the caves for food. Webhollow will grow into the earth. Above is nothing but death and swamp.>Lets raid the MIB. Send in Grate to scout and fake diplomatic openings with the address Excalibur gave us, then bum rush with undead
>>3207593>Child CEOIt's our responsibility, we'll figure it out.>Raiding for more MetalKK can lead the raid to do that while we...>Go walking with Bow and SusanWe promised her we would hang out with her more so that's what we'll do, although i don't know why we can't let Sabrina tag along.>Lay out what you want for BreakfastI really don't care, have Sabrina choose. What I WANNA make sure we do is shower and get clean for the days events.
>>3207593>King of Kings >Use Caves for Mines to incentive us to cultivate the HOLE in a timely fashion>Go looking for a Mewman or Monster Mine(Send Killa)>Go shopping with Sabrina>Raisin Brand Crunch with some toast.
>>3207614Figuee everything out? We dont have the the time and bandwidth to care and carry everyone. King of Kings offloads a ton of micro management and allows anon to focus on the big picture things. The spells, fighting battles, getting resources and having meaningful interactions.Anon is no genius, nor does he really have experience in things like our allies do. We have to accept we cant control everything if we want to have it all. Have the best doing their best instead of anon doing a shit job on everything.
>>3207593>>King of Kings>>Go walking with Bow and Susan (Gives you another look at Mewmus. Helps Bow work off his UNIT-ness)>>Pamcakes. And bacon. And eggs. And juice.
>>3207593Supporting >>3207627 on everything but breakfast because fuck Raisin Brand Crunch.Honey Smacks or gtfoEmperor Anon when?
>>3207593>YES>Keep Current AssignmentsGrate is our CHA, he'll put a good word of us wherever.Killa Kente is loyal and competent. He's updated in Earth Weapons I think but could use some knowledge of the supernatural threats and armories.Susan I think will do fine as a law enforcement. She cares about Monsters and Undead, and can sympathies with Humans and Mewmans. She's not a bleeding heart like Marco but she does care.Wondervon it seems will do fine as both Tech Expert and dealing with Economy Logistics.If they need so and we are capable of we should assign some assistants to each like we did with Wondervon, as we see that worked out very nicely.>King of Kings.But don't overlook things if problems crop out.Listen to your advisers and friends, seek to reach a consensus to them in problem solving, assign representatives to groups and people.You'll do fine Anon.We *do* need to introduce Susan to the monsters..Oh my, I almost forget. Speaking of law Enforcement, I think we were to harsh on The Poet... he was only looking for under-average working conditions for the Frenchies and we essentially turned him into a crotch ornament.Maybe we could reinstate in on his job?Also, as a [KING OF KINGS] we shouldn't forget to reward loyalty, success and good work.I think the Frenchies have behaved since their previous insurrections and deserve some reward, maybe those clothes and cigarettes they wanted, they could use some uniforms too.Wondervon has also behaved nice, maybe we could get something else for him or Olson?All of our troops need new weapons and armor... still gotta figure out how to get them.>Go shopping with Sabrina (Full of fun. Full of life.)We could use the time to get more of the things we need as well as spend some ime with the girl we're going to the party with today.
>>3207593>King of KingsChild CEO sounds good at first, but we're running ourselves ragged, and that's not what we've been actually looking for. It... helped with the whole keeping our mind off of Jackie thing, but I think it's unhealthy in the long run. When you own a business, the goal isn't to fulfill every role... it's to find the right people to run it for you, so you can go fuck off and enjoy the money that comes out of it.>MORNING>Raiding for More MetalKK to lead raid. I'm thinking Monster Mine on Mewni?>Walk with Bow and SusanWe do need to spend more time with them. We said we would, and we should. Sab if anything has our evening in the books, so it seems the most 'fair and balanced' of choices.>BreakfastEggs and Grains. Those french fuckers should be able to handle something like that, yeah?
>>3207593I think Susan in laws is a little foolish, but we can always change it later. Make her the Xerife.We are a King, not a CEO.Lets take a walk with Sabrina and Bow, after we eat MEAT.Also go sack that place were people dispose cars to dismantle them.
>>3207593>>3207635I'll also support letting Sabrina decide on breakfast though.
>>3207593go with the Child CEO, if we fuck up on anything I want it to be on us instead of someone/something else (but anon should be open to support from others when the need arises)>breakfastsweet sausage and some oatmeal with brown sugar, simple stuff> go walk with bow and susanthey both need it, susan especially
>>3207659All of this, but let's take bow for a walk instead.[Spoiler] Mom can you help Sabrina with the shopping?
Regency period: Until we are ready to rule (learn about politics, kingdom management, pump our mental and social stats), we will delegate our functions on highly competent subjects (tied to our will) and Luna. Rez them after the party.Seek for mines in mewni and explore THE HOLE
Also, we should raid African warlords again for metal! They really need the help and we will get a body surplus as well.
>>3207677So you want to gaurentee a fuck up because you want it to be our fault instead of trusting people with experience to do a job right so there are no fuck ups? I mean, people make mistakes and we can handle it but thats infintely better than anon just badly doing everyones job
Also yes we should make secretaries for everyone. Also assign them some skeletons.
Also tell wondervon to focus on maximum exponential growth of our mining operations and start sudiyinf septarian DNA to clone ir and create indestructuble bioaberrations tú es to our will.
*Indestructible bio-aberrations tied to our will.
>>3207696Nooooo, we need weapons and armor dude.
>>3207696actually kind of behind this. Growth is gonna strengthen the core of our little empire which will allow us focus at a later point. Small investment now with a bigger payoff later. Armor and Weapons are only gonna help *in the now* if we plan on immediately utilizing them to plunder/acquire the resources we would've gained otherwise.
>>3207705We just gave wondervon 200k for an industrial machine shop. He needs undead skilled at operating the machines either in skeleton form or souls bonded to the machines for 24/7 production of armor guns and ammo
https://youtu.be/VJuXKeiM4_0>You have chosen>To go for KOK (King of Kings)>What a lovely gift you've given Anon>Me too, actuallyL: "Weakling.">Chill, lady>Why are you mad?>Is only game.>This breakfast>Is fantastic>MEATS>With simple cereals>Some stuff Sabrina suggested like "Blueberry Jammers and OJ.">Poptarts>She's in a castle and asks politely for Pop-Tarts>Humble>The French Spice it up by using browned butterA: "Grate. You're our Diplomat now. Killa.">You motion for the Kongo KillerA: "Will you lead my armies, Deadspawn?"KK: "Yes.">W->Wow>FlatSu: "Whut am I gonna do?"A: "Susan."Su: "..."A: "It was people who thought they were delivering justice. That killed you."Su: "..."A: "Think you could do justice better?"Su: "Wiff my eyesh cwosed."A: "Hit me with Laws later. You make sure it's done. No excuse. No fear."Su: "No cwuwel fate.">As you handle this Emperial business>Some of the last to burden you>Sabrina sips some Orange juice>You feel her drifting into herselfA: "Sabrina."Sa: "hm!?"A: "...You wanna walk my dog with me?"cont
So just gonna toss out going to raid African warlords again...Mining equipment, diamonds, guns, bodies...All without pissing people off.
>>3207729>>3207729>Bow>Heard "Walk">16 on dog excitementB: "BORDF!">The whole table jerks upwardA: "AhAhaha!"Su: "Bow! DOwn boy! Down!"A: "Killa."KK: "Yes?"A: "Find us a mine to plunder. Mewman or Monster I don't give a hot shit."KK: "Yes sah.">You look down at your plate>It's empty>You ate all of the eggs>Anon>YOU>ARE>FREE!!!!!!>HUZZAR!ANNOUNCEMENT!-WITH THESE NEW LEADERS-KINGDOM BUSINESS CAN BE HANDLED "OFF SESSION"-DURING THE WEEK YOUR GENERALS CAN UPDATE YOU ON PRESSING MATTERS OR DIFFICULTIES-IF THERE ARE NONE-THEN ALL IS WELL-AND YOU CAN RAISE HELLLike now!L: "As much as I prefer to see you in direct control.">Luna>Pats her lips>With a handkerchiefL: "An outing would surely do us good.">WHERE DO YOU WANT TO WALK!?-The Lake of Tears (Gets you lore on the lake of tears. Favors Susan as she loves to keep her feet wet.)-The Ancient Garden (The Haunted woods where Luna used to play. Favors Sabrina as it's full of pretty lights and magic things)-The Castle Courtyard (The Tea landing that leads to your front gate. Favors Bow. He likes to bury himself out there.)>After that is...SHHHHOAWWWWWWPPPINNNG!!!!!!cont
>>3207735>>3207735What do you do with Sabrina?>Coordinated Outfits-mmf-Now -that- is style>People will definitely think you're an item>Spy and Buy>Check on what Britt is gonna wear>Buy Specifically things better than that-Super Expensive-Petty and excellent revenge>Royal Blood Boil-Use old outfits from the castle-Make Sabrina look like an actual princess>Spooky>Weird>Maximizes Sabrina's attractiveness to literally everybody>Will put her on an even higher pedestal than you>Can she even handle a 10th of that pressure?Choose.For at last...things for you?Can be simple again.Sa: "Come on, Anon! It's beautiful outside!"A: "It's always night."Sa: "I know! It's ~wonderful~ !">Sabrina runs off with Bow and Susan>They laugh>Bow barks>Almost like children>It suddenly hits you that they are Children>Susan's older than you>They are your age>Can you be that happy?>Ever again?L: "I like her."A: "I'm scared of hurting her."L: "You should be."A: "..."L: "Work hard. You won't disappoint anyone worthwhile."A: "Wondy. Tell the Monsters to set up farms underground. Not mines."W: "I -love- mines."A: "You're in charge of all the mines from now on."W: "...vat?"A: "You know how to run a business?"W: "Ya."A: "Run mine."W: "For vat?"A: "Expansion."W: "...I'll write up an education system firzt."A: "Heckin what."W: "A zmart populace is a profitable one."A: "Cool."
>>3207735The Castle Courtyard (The Tea landing that leads to your front gate. Favors Bow. He likes to bury himself out there.)
>>3207740-The Ancient Garden (The Haunted woods where Luna used to play. Favors Sabrina as it's full of pretty lights and magic things)Lets make it light and happy-This is a party for kids by kids. We are gonna rip and tear so lets go middle of the road. -Fashionable, Modern and ready to ill -Better than Britts -Wear something fun-Thank Wondervon and tell him to have fun with it.
>>3207735>>3207755Ooh, jumped the gun.>The Castle Courtyard>Coordinated Outfits
>>3207740-The Ancient Garden (The Haunted woods where Luna used to play. Favors Sabrina as it's full of pretty lights and magic things)Magic things? Yes please
>>3207735>The Lake of TearsBow would be happy anywhere, and we are spending almost the whole day with Sabrina.Gotta properly divide out our attention.>Coordinated OutfitsI mean we already got her an outfit last thread, all there is to do is make sure we are fresh and look the part too.(Also fuck petty revenge. Keep your eye on the price, Sabrina's happiness.)>
>Royal Blood BoilMixed with>Coordinated outfits.
The ancient GardenSeek for magical items (armour, charms..)
>>3207740go to lake of tearsget co-ordinated outfits that are fun and not too expensive, we ain't about the petty revenge
>>3207735>OutingLake of Tears. Kinda wanna just get out and see some stuff, maybe get a bit of a lore dump. And Susan went through some shit yesterday, so a bit of an upper might be nice.>Outfits>Royal Blood BoilAs nice as it would be to one-up Brittney, we got needs for that money. If even half of the stuff in the castle that we can dig up is as good as what Sab found last night, we should be in the clear. May even turn out better than what we could buy.>Wondy on education>Smart populace is a profitable one... and prone to additional growth and efficiencies. I like the way you think, mole-man
>>3207740>-The Ancient Garden>Coordinated Outfits
>>3207735-The Ancient Garden (The Haunted woods where Luna used to play. Favors Sabrina as it's full of pretty lights and magic things)
>>3207740>W: "A zmart populace is a profitable one.">A: "Cool."We DO have children in our places.Olson, Entropy, the Goblin Triplets.We're gonna eventually make more too.>-The Castle Courtyard (The Tea landing that leads to your front gate. Favors Bow. He likes to bury himself out there.)We've been away from Bow for a while. Lets interact a bit. See how he's going.>Coordinated OutfitsWhy are we going to the party? To have fun or to style on Brittney?Make Sabrina feels nice, but don't overwhelm her with pressure... Mh.... still can't stop thinking of Jackie... gotta make sure we don't hurt Sab like we did her. Gotta make sure we live up to Jackie's feelings and ours for her. Gotta make sure to treat Sab better than we treat Jackie. Gotta make sure... we won't think all night of Jackie since it's Sab we're going with to the dance.Think of something else Anon....Janna's hairy smelly armp-Nnnnnnnnoooot now.
Spy and buy+Royal blood boil+coordinated outfits>Fashion?, WE ARE FASHION BITCH.
>>3207811Bro.Calm down.Besides, everyone knows Sabrina has the best pits in the game.
Luna has never called us weakling before, I think she might be angry for not cutting ties with biomom (if she felt love into us while we talked to Emily, we better talk to her about her feelings)
>>3207848I'm pretty sure she called Quest weakling.>Me too, actually L: "Weakling."
>>3207825mai nigga>>3207848... you've got a point... but Luna also has unlimited faith in our own abilities. It's not completely off base for her to feel the one best suited for doing everything is none other than Anon himself.
>>3207848she's talking to Quest, or whomever's been talking to us
>>3207848Call me crazy but i'm pretty sure that was a meta comment.Luna doesn't insult Anon.She is more likely to blow up the moon in frustration than to come out and insult her dearest son.
Rolled 16, 15, 14 = 45 (3d20)>You go to the Woodshttps://youtu.be/MfwOJWDj18k?t=1126>The Ancient Garden>2 on Ambiance>The trees are still>The air is clean but without taste>Roots rise form the earth and crowd one another so deeply there is almost nowhere to stand>Sabrina>Loves itSa: "It's like walking on a roller coaster!">She slides down roots>Yanks on vines>You've never seen her run ahead of a group beforeSu: "Wow. I can hawdwy Shee."B: "BOrk! Brrmm...brrrr.">Bow is a wee bit uncomfortable>12 on wickedness>There are movements you can see>In small holes the crack open in the rootsL: "More worms. Dead things that play at life. Or seek to feast on my world's corpse. I remember when light danced through these branches.">A hand of tentacles reaches out from the roots>With two more that match it>They try to go for Sabrina's ankle>12 on wickedness>haha>Not nearly as wicked as you anymore>WHACK! CRACK!>You snap the worms with Muscles' claws>They cower into the darkL: "When the soil was rich food for the trees and shade flowers. I would ruin every pretty dress I had digging in the mud.">16 on magiccont
>>3207956>>3207956Sa: "Anon.">The trees>When they feel someone knock their roots just right>Unfold>They open>To the flawless night skyL: "I'd collect the insects. Lizards and certain flightless birds.">There are no stars here>Instead>The souls>They rise from their hidden places>And fill>The airL: "I thought the forest paradise."Sa: "It's so beautiful...">Bow borks>Leaps for the souls in the air like soap bubbles>Susan>Waits patiently>Beside the clearling>One of the worms reaches for her>She stamps it flat>Smirks>You eye Sabrina and the rest>With a SNAP!>The Souls dance at your command>They make beautiful vortexes>High towers>That's what Sabrina titters about as you eventually leave>Head for earth>You vote for COORDINATED outfitsSa: "Like...like together?"A: "Well. We want to make a statement."L: "Indeed.">Luna measure Sabrina>Tuts at her humble chestL: "Soon."Sa: "What?"L: "Raise your chin, dear.">Soon>NowROLL THREE TIMES>One for your shopping date(Decides how much attention you, your entourage and Sabrina attract)>One for the Farms being set up at WOEVENMIRE (Unknown bonus for the Monster's expertise)>The Final one for KENTE'S RAIDING TARGET-The higher the roll-The Bigger the ScoreLet's Rock.A: "Mom?"L: "Yes?"A: "Why does that hand look familiar? On the worm fucks?"L: "...">Do you insist on knowing?
Rolled 1, 14, 14 = 29 (3d20)>>3207961>No secrets, No shame>Tell us about the Worm luna
Rolled 19, 12, 14 = 45 (3d20)>>3207961
Rolled 6, 7, 14 = 27 (3d20)>>3207961lets goit would be nice to know about the hand, extra lore path
Rolled 18, 16, 13 = 47 (3d20)>>3207961
Rolled 14, 6, 4 = 24 (3d20)>>3207961YEET
Rolled 17, 7, 19 = 43 (3d20)>>3207961
>>3207961 if you expect us to be pissed at Luna you better bring you A game.This is a dead world. It wasn't always one.I could go for a one on date attention. Today is supposed to be about her.Also OH FUCK! Tell sab about Brittanys prank!
>>3207961>Insist on knowing
Rolled 12, 13, 4 = 29 (3d20)
Rolled 19, 6, 12 = 37 (3d20)>>3207961
>>3207961Did that monster run off with my arm, fuck it, and make a bunch of arm babies?I do so dearly hope it's just dead orphans or something.
Rolled 18, 19, 3 = 40 (3d20)>>3207961Make it beautiful, plz
>>3208129*Squacks like a duck*
Rolled 7, 4, 13 = 24 (3d20)>>3207961
Rolled 11, 5, 17 = 33 (3d20)>>3207961
Rolled 2, 2, 4 = 8 (3d10)>>3207976>>3207976>19>Subtle>Haha>You>Subtlehttps://youtu.be/3plOvjjdAtc>You and Sabrina hit the mini Mall>Pretty hotB: "BORKARK!">Bow comes>So does Susan>She's alight about how she can enforce thingsSu: "So wike. Simpew waws, wight?"A: "Yeh. Morality ones n' shit."Su: "So wike no kiwwing?"A: "Nothing we don't approve. Unless it's self defense. Gotta prove it an all."Su: "Juwies?"A: "A what?"Su: "I dunno. Humans have them."A: "We're psychic. Undead don't like."Su: "Oh, coo!">Sabrina has to hop off to barfA: "Hang on.">You jump off and help her upchuckA: "Come on. You got it."Sa: "I'm so sorrehCH!">She is not used to Bow's insistent Gallop???: "Whoah! Mommy! A dinosaur!"B: "Borf?">A child approaches Bow>Hands up???: "BOBBY! NO!"???: "Hey, mister dinosaur! Can I have a ride?!?">Bow>Gets a 16 on positive reaction>WHAM!>He gets>Belly rubsA: "Oh thank fuck I thought he was gonna eat that lil nigga."Sa: "Anon...please stop being racist."A: "I'm not tho..."Su: "..."Sa: "...">Some of the police nearby look shook???: "Hahah, wow! He's like a big Doggy!">Other kids gather round and pet your dog>Shit>is lit>For BowA: "You got this?"Su: "Show, fing."???: "Mister! Is this your dog!"A: "I got shopping to do."???: "Hey, Pal! Can I buy that big Dog!? 10k. Right now."A: "Fuck off. I piss that money.">People are taking selfies with Bow>Susan needs to push some kids away>A mean dad who thinks his kid 'deserves a ride'>Susan crushes his phone in her fist???: "That was a GUCCI PHONE CASE!"Su: "An' now it's Twash. You match!">You have to muscle through people to get to the only place you can coordinate an outfit like yours and Sabrina's>The Halloween Spirit StoreL: "What is this?"A: "Goth heaven that never closes.">Now we re-roll for the farms in Woevenmire
>>3207961Let's try that again.
>>3208506>>3208506>>3208184>>3208184Since the 4 is our Raiding Target.>>3208506>>3208506>We'll take the 8.>>3208008>7>With Petra's +3 and Carmelita's +2>12>There is a bit>Of a disputeP: "What do you think you're doing?"C: "I am GETTING deh Mosses we need to propogate. We need moss. To feed deh beetles. So we can milk, sheer and eat dem!"Per: "Si."P: "If we had Edible Moss. We should be growingk dat for ourselves, Carmelita."C: "Dis. Is -my- area. I don't go up to your mud hole and tell you how to be growing Rice."P: "We need food. TODAY."C: "We have CORN!"P: "Not enough if we expand.">Petra motions to her eggsP: "I will soon. You might."C: "W-...Mind your business!"P: "We're neighbors, Carmelita! We're a village! We are EACH OTHER'S BUSINESS. We need to CATCH food so we can GROW food so that we can RAISE food. In dat order!"W: "Uh...everyone?">Wanda absorbs some of the spring water>Then sprays it onto the walls>Moss>Spreads quickly>Wanda looks a little thinnerW: "Like that?"P: "...Is good start. Don't overdo it."C: "Dees is a silly argument."Per: "Why, seester?"C: "We don't even -have- sheep beetles to get started."P: "Not yet. What is important is dat we can farm in a safe place."C: "Safe -ish-...">Carmelita looks>Down>Down into the depthsC: "I hear something down dere. All deh time.">Where you left a certain abomination>On iceC: "Something big and -super- mean.">They>Get started>Best they can do for nowWu: "Wheeheheh.">Wudo>Catches fish in the cavern rivers and streams>Eats>Until he is fat>He tells no one what he finds>Shiloh>Leads a hunting party>To scout>To find beetle-laden caves>She finds mountain goats>Eagles>And a farming village of MewmansSh: "Perfect."cont
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>3208506Shrug
>>3208184>>3208184>The Raiding Target>It was even for Monsters>Odd for Mewmans>13>Bigger than average>Mewman too>Who else could be a better fit?>With some "intel" from the locals>Kente takes his Skeletons>To a mine in Heartrude's landKK: "A small operation.">With an 18 on military resistanceKK: "...">Kente gets suspiciousKK: "Dis is now a special ops mission.">Superiority on operation rolls>16 for the Killer Bones>15 for the enemy>A mewman guard shift moves into their new post>Just as the men they relieved move off>A skeleton unfolds himself from the log they're seated on>One stab in the thigh>One stab in the other>Immediate bleed-out begins>The two guards try to stand and shout>Skeletons>From the bushes>Smothering their mouths>They bleed out fast>Kente emerges from the bushes>Grabs the guard's capes>Then motions for three skeletons a piece to get under them>They>Infiltrate???: "Halt.">They get stopped???: "What patrol are you skinny ladies a part of, hm? Speak."KK: "Hello.">The capes open>One skeleton puts 4 bullets into two Mewman sets of knees>They drop>The other two skeletons under each cape put 1 knife each into either side of a Mewman knight's neck>Their blood rockets across the glittering walls of this mineKK: "Poot dere bodies aweh.">Another patrol is coming>The skeletons have to think fast>9>They arrange them as if they are sleeping>This provides a crititcal moment???: "Somber. Mans. C'mon you sods get up! Heartrude may have you both on the skids fer not roughing enough taxes outta the peasants but you BETTA NO SLACK ON ME-">Mans>Drops Over>His blood filling his armor???: "uhHH INTRUDERS! MONSTERS! MOBILIZE!"cont
>>3208695>>3208695>This cuts off Kente's investigation>Still>He and the lads get away>No casualtiesKK: "We have moar metal, Masta."A: "Good.">You think to him>As Sabrina lowers>A cape>Black>With gold lining>Onto your shoulders>You slick back your hair>As your eyes>ShineA: "Very good."SESSIONPAUSE!WE CONTINUE TOMORROW!7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!>It's time>To PARTAYYYYYYYY!Stay BlesstLove,QuestSpecial thanks to the Patreon Pals!Especially Ark, and Superkeaton (Our top Patrons who get the shoutout)https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620My drawing and writing Commissions are open again. With Patrons getting a discount equal to their pledge.Join us on the social tubeshttps://discord.gg/x25nAShhttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuestLove ya.Mwah!>5,000 METAL STOLEN FROM LORD HEARTRUDE>Fuck dude>He Mewman traffics>YOU ARE SET FOR A LOVELY COORDINATED SHOW OFF WITH SABRINA>Bow likes children>They scritch him>WEBHOLLOW WILL HAVE A FARM SOON>Wudo>Is up to somethingSee you next time.Bless.
>>3208021>Britts prankwait, wut?>>3208506>Sab chunksdamn gurl, I thought it was Marco who had an issue with vehicles and such.>HeartrudeGood, at least we hit a target that deserved it>The PartyWe obviously gonna spend time with Sab and have a good time, but we should try to reconnect with either Justin (Give him news of avenging our lost football team brothers... drink a toast and see if he's interested in helping us strike back against the Big Boss who sent the hit man) , Oscar, and/or Alphonso (put that brilliant mind to work, we know he's got the raw potential to be great). Probably won't get to do all, but it's pretty much a guarantee at some point the other cheerleaders are gonna pull her aside to all powder their nose or such.
>>3208757Britt is apparently planning some social revenge prank on us as revenge for taking sabrina away and also to save face for having to thank us for healing Justin.
>>3207735>You ate all the eggs>ANON YOU ARE FREEOK, I didn't notice this one yesterday, but I burst out laughing upon re-reading it this morning, Quest. Good play.
>>3210087>>3210087You make.Me.Smile.SESSIONSTART!https://youtu.be/kQC0Q1b-h7U>You>Are Anonymous>RULER OF A->Wait>No>Just AnonymousSa: "Hey! Anon, look!">You are at a spooky Halloween Store>In your home town>Echo Creek California>With...>A girl>A girl who's super sweet>Supports you>And seems to think you've hung the moonL: "One generation back. It's a reactor body.">Sabrina is wearing one of Luna's Dresses>From when she was a little girl>A princess>It has black ruffles>White Stockings>It's a touch too smallL: "If she were taller. She'd be considered quite the beauty back home. Despite the lack of jaw. Or much nerve.">You came here to coordinate her outfit with yours>For a party you're going to tonight>Sabrina>Wants to know what section you'd like to go forA: "Doesn't this stuff freak you out?">She is trying to drag you toward the themed areasSa: "It...used to! But...not that much!">She is working>Super hard>You and Muscles' posture however>Is far too on point>He's secretly flexing all the time>He hopes she is impressed that she can't move him>You chuckleSa: "Nothing scares me anymore!">Sabrina stands proud>Flexes>Then collapses>Twiddles her fingersSa: "E-e-xcept p-p-p-eople."L: "Boo."Sa: "EEP!">While Luna titters over Sabrina's hair>You've noticed something amisscont
>>3211372>>3211372-16, 13, 11, 17 and 22 on stealth>Anon>Your passive perception is 19https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing>You can spot 4 Men who have been secretly tailing you and Sabrina in the store>They are all tall>Slender>With dark suits and glassesTHERE ARE THREE THEMED AREAS YOU CAN GO TO>These will determine your outfit for the party>Sabrina is a dainty Spider Princess>What>Are you?ZOMBIE CARNIVAL-A bit on the nose but it's both colorful and fits your undead-ed-ness-Might seem a bit sillySCIFI NIGHTMARE-Riddled with Black Light stuff-Some cheesy props-Very sleek and shinyVAMPIRE ORGY-It's BDSM GEAR-And fake teeth-Literally all of it sparklesSa: "Come on! Quick! Before Bow pees on a car!"What do?
>>3211374Vampire OrgyTo be honest, every party for anon is a dick-out look.Also>Psionically reach out to the MIB and if one responds tell them you are out shopping and Excal can nut up and call me if he wants to fuck.
>>3211374so sabrina is going spiderso why not pick another bug to match up with her like we did with our clothesis there bug costumes in the store?could we ask luna to help us flesh craft our body to act as our costumelike being more spidery
>>3211385Hey, actually we dont need a costume, we can cast our swarm form spell or combine it with muscles and have the perfect matching outfit for Sabrina "Spider Queen"
>>3211374What, Are you?>ZOMBIE CARNIVALSilly or not we there to have a good time. Silly is just part of our style at this point.Also I guess we should mentally reach out to the agents and tell them we don't mean much harm. They can watch if they want, but that would make them pedos.
>>3211374>ZOMBIE CARNIVALAnon is all about being on-the nose. Plus it will help fit any undead we might come with to the party /make it easier to sneak them in.>What do?About the Mibbies?Nothing for now. Keep track of them.If possible Raise dead some tiny undead critter like a fly or rat and have them tail them in exchange, see what they're trying to pull or where they might fo after following us.No tailing someone expects to be tailed themselves.
>>3211374we have never tried the spell form of the bug swarm so why not try that for our costume
>>3211372>Sa: "Nothing scares me anymore!"... perhaps because she accepted the gift? a remnant that remained?>>3211374>OutfitWhy not SCIFI Nightmare while utilizing our spells like >>3211385 states to enhance the effect? Seems like it would be a pretty good combo>4 Mysterious StrangersRemain cool for now. If anything, they could simply be running defense for the civilians in case *other* aliens come to take us out. Not for the purpose of protecting us, but rather the other citizens.
>>3211417>>3211408>>3211400>>3211388>>3211385i like this stuff
>>3211417We should still try to make contact and tell them to fuck off, we're not playing the game today.
>>3211374>ZOMBIE CARNIVAL>-A bit on the nose but it's both colorful and fits your undead-ed-ness>-Might seem a bit sillyNecromancer, duh. Besides I'm not sure how well BDSM gear would be received at a teenager's party.
>>3211437>>3211408>>3211400>>3211388>>3211385Remainder the MIBBIES are tailing us and keeping track of our powers.Bad idea to blatantly show them infront of them
>>3211482They know we can shift forms but its a form of magic so exotic I doubt anyone but the most seasoned magicians would be able to understand it. Some humans with detectors that have already scanned us won't make much progress.I say give them a show and tell them to fuck off.
>>3211482kinda backing >>3211487 's sentiment. They already *know* about us so it's not like we're hiding too much from them in the first place. Even if they saw that one form, they wouldn't have any idea about all the others we have.You discretion is admirable none the less, though anon. It's unlikely, but I kinda wish the MIB would come back to the table for negotiations. I kinda felt for Excalibur, trying to deal with the fires on the front-lines in secret while also having to report up the chain of command and listen to their bs demands.
The votes.>Tie between Scifi Nightmare>Zombie Carnival>And a specialized Spellform>You look between the two lovely options>With a wary eye turned to the MiB'sSa: "Hey.">Sabrina gently squeezes>Your handSa: "Is something wrong?">You could tell her you're being followed>Tell her there are armed men trained in anti-magical warfare following the two of you into the first (and closest thing to) a date Sabrina has ever had>You sure do love the truth, Anon>However>It might ruin the fun>For the costume>Anon>DecidesA: "Look! A vampiric grill!"Sa: "Ooh! Like my fanfiction music videos!">You turn to the nearest grown man>Reading a paper>I N C ON S P I C U O U S LY>In a costume store>Tie on ignoring, threatening, calming them and spying them>Uh oh>Someone still has some work related anxietyA: "Aight TESTICLE DICK."Mib: "Can I help you, young ma-">You cram a racist Native American costume head-dress into his mouthA: "No talking. I'm talking.">Muscles and you crack your fingersA: "You psychic?">He shakes his headA: "Well spread the word. Fuck. Off.">You make Muscles into a blade>His veins that you share bulge and writhe under your skinA: "I ain't interested in ya'll fucknigatry today. My enemies. Including you. Are not my priority.">A threat>With a promise of chillA: "You wanna keep it that way? Step offa my CHODE."MiB 2: "Subject admits to having a -chode- ">A different fucking MiBBie says after blatantly evesdropping>He is speaking into a wrist recorder>Your heart screams>Just a few weeks ago>You might have pulled his skin into a condom for thatcont
>>3211522To be fair, we did call him after shitting all over the "Don't go Loud" agreement we had with the MIB and then gave him a ridiculous ultimatum and Excalibur didn't even blink. He just took another sip and got to work.We would have to be the ones to re-open diplomatic channels by sending Grate or someone to the address he gave us and also give up our war against Ludo.Its a shame really because we are just shitting all over Mewni and destabilizing it waaaayyyyy better than giving some monsters a few rusty old AKs. >Giants are back and are pissed at the Mewmans and Ponys>Trolls going hog wild again>Straight up Murdered some Pixies>Implicating the Royal Family in slavery>Murdering and hampering the Mewman's resource chainFuck Excalibur should be paying us.
>>3211531>>3211531A: "I'm feelin...conflicted.">Muscles becomes a rotating spikeA: "On one hand...I hate you.">You look at your human hand>Make it into a middle fingerA: "No. I hate you on both hands.">You spit into this adults mouthA: "Don't FUCK with me...and you won't find out how. Much.">You spot a dead roach on the floor>Raise it>Then put it in his front pocketA: "This is [NAME OF ZOMBIE ROACH] He's gonna make sure you don't get outta line.">With that>You turn to goSa: "Anon! I found some vampire stuff that'll great on you!">She's holding a pair of high heels labeled "For Men">And a blonde wigA: "Nah das gay we're going for the zombie stuff."Sa: "Ok!"https://youtu.be/v3htmMDTfW4>With blinding speed>You try on outfits>A shackled up ghostA: "Nah. Too anti-wealth.">A Frankenstein Monster>Complete with Neck Bolts for Muscles' WristA: "NHREAHAHH!">Sabrina laughs as you mock reach for herSa: "Anon! Hehe stop!">Muscles lifts herSa: "ANON! MUSCLES W-"A: "NYAAHHH BATMAN!">Muscles drops her over your kneeA: "You merely ADOPTED THE DARK!">She wriggles>GigglesSa: "No! I was moulded by it!">Luna insists>She and Sabrina get hats>After some fun>She gets her a little Lady-bug themed hat>You>Being a horrible little gremlin>Get a Skeleton themed Trench Coat>Top Hat>It matches your vest pretty well>Sabrina tries to make you not put on the black-face and skull makeup>She literally cannot stop you>At allA: "Hehehe I'm the king of swing."Sa: "..."A: "Ing at the end of a NOOSE!">Sabrina eeps shyly>Luna chucklescont
>>3211539>>3211539>You both approach the counter to pay a-MiB3: "Hello."A: "Wh-">The register dude>Is SHLUMPED over at the counter>He drools>Mumbles??: "Razputin...they wanted his head.">There is a Man in Black at the checkoutMiB3: "We will handle your transaction.">He seems>Peaceful enough>The others aren't even in si->DING>DongSu: "Anon! Thew's fuck shit goig on outsh-">Susan>Sees one of the Men in Black>Raising a shitty toy knife in the air>25 Susan Reaction>19 Mibbie reaction>She lifts the entire clothing rack he is hiding in>In one arm>And throws it>With the same arm>Into the fake Vampire CastleMiB: "AH! BROWN ALERT! WE HAVE A BROWN ALERT!"MiB5: "We told you to STRETCH Carlile."MiB: "Need backup! O-Oh god it wasn't pre-lubed. This is false packaging.">When you turn back>The Cashier is gone>Sabrina>Finally joins you at the counterSa: "I found a little spider wand!"A: "That's adorable.">You and the MiBBie are staring each other downMiB: "Your total is $45 and 98 cents.">He opens the registerMiB: "Cash or charge?"Su: "Anon.">Susan turns your head outside>Bow is fineA: "...What?">He is also aloneA: "Wait.">You scan the parking lot>Noticing a separate team of Mibbies>They didn't harass Susan and Bow>At all>They are loading the citizens into a van>Flashing lights emit from inside>People aren't coming out the other doorsSa: "Ready to go!?"A: "..."MiB: "Sir?"A: "You swirly cunts."MiB: "Cash. Or charge?"What do?
>>3211544charge but you kind of froze my liquid cash
>>3211544>NEITHER BITCH>TELL EXCAL HIS MOMS A HOE AND WHEN HES READY TO DEAL WITH THE REAL NEW POWER ON MEWNI THEN HE CAN CALL>CRAVEN CALL AND STEAL THAT SHIT
>>3211544ask what currency he takes
>>3211544Evac. NOW.Cause shit is about to go down and we can't ruin Sab's day.Also, Cash. All Pennies.Cause this ain't very cash-money of you, MiB.
>>3211544ask what hey are doing with the citizens
>>3211544>Pay>None of this is really your business and is possible unrelated to you. Leave it and continue with your day.
>>3211564>>3211561>>3211558>>3211554>>3211552They are loading them up cause this is about to go down right now.They're evacing them, possible because they plan to deal with Anon *somehow* right fucking now.See>>3211559
>>3211544>>3211552>"Charge. Put it on my tab. You got the controls after all.">What do... can we do a thought scan of the area? Is all we're dealing with is MIB's, or is there alien thoughts present and around?
>>3211544>MiB: "Cash. Or charge?"Pay with Cash>What do?Gather Susan and Bow so we can fuck off. Then, tell Sabrina what's going on, and take her to the park or something.
Voting that we fuck off. Now.
>>3211564>>3211554>>3211559Thinking now, we might want to actually talk to them. They're just removing the evidence we were there. We didn't go loud and neither are they. We should leave quickly but we do have an open line.Changing my vote a bit.>Talk to the Cashier>Tell him that "We were a bit emotional the last time we talked to Excalibur. Our friends had died. We are still moving against ludo over a personal grudge but he is ineffective at causing any disruption. We also took care of the aliens and the extra-dimensional gang and the werewolves in Australia. Hes welcome. We have a castle now on Mewni and are a deniable asset to Moon as well as taking our own actions. If Excalibur is serious about real power and protecting earth, not just keeping it in the Elder's miserly grasp he can call us.">Then tell him that his mom big gay and Craven call out with our shit, having used that time to pull Bow and Susan back to us.
>>3211544Ehhh>pay with cash.So uh, something going on? No wait don't tell me, you guys love costume joints too!Seriously though, the fuckshizzle are you brainwiping people for this time?
>>3211588Right? I mean... they *could* be setting up for an ambush... but they know we can fuck off the moment we catch wind. they didn't bother Susan or Bow i the process or try to restrain them.
You know since Susan is our lawman now, we should build her a secret police/special personal force type deal under her direct control. Like judge dredd, but they're all mosquito centauars. Judge Dredd musquito centaurs with chain guns and electric tridents, and they vomit glue out their mosquito mouths to web up and catch criminals
>>3211588>>3211572Would recommend not using Craven Call in front of them. We don't know what kind of Magical tech they have and they might be able to detect oprtals opening and closing, and where they lead.If we Use Craven Call we could giveaway the location of The Hole.I suggest instead scissoring to another location unrelated to us and then maybe scissoring back home.
>Oddly Enough>The winners are...>Pay in Cash>Be chill and stay alert>Then Bail with Craven Call>Inside you, Anonymous>>3211588>>3211572>>3211554>You are a fine slurry of enraged and panicked>It was probably that Nuclear bombA: "Uh...hang on just let me get...">You reach into THE WAND>Which flies into your hand as you hold it out>Muscles stretches through and digs around for some moneyA: "Fuck. You take gold? Can I get change?"MiB: "Do you know the exchange rate?">This MiBie>Is way too fucking chill>Your face drops>Your eyes burnA: "...what the shit do you think you're doing?"MiB: "Taking your money for the costumes."Sa: "Anon? Something's wrong with you. I can feel it."MiB: "Is she...one of yours?"A: "YES! And don't get any FUNNY FUCKIN' IDEAS ABOUT IT EITHER!">He just>Raises an eyebrow>Sabrina>Gets a Nat 20 on not fainting>She's just star struckA: "Why?"L: "You said she was yours."A: "Everything's mine god damnit she don't gotta be special."L: "She doesn't...but is she? That. Is up to you. As well..."A: "mmmF.">You finally get a gold piece>TAP it onto the counter>The Agent takes itA: "That's $100 dollars.">He does some math>Puts a bill into the till>Pockets the coin>Then hands you...MiB: "Here is $52.00. American.">Muscles snatches itA: "What'd you do to those people?"MiB: "Standard containment."Sa: "Standard wha?"MiB: "You cannot be reasoned with."A: "Yes I can!"L: "Marginally."MiB: "You went back on your bargain.">He pulls out a pen>With a light at the tipMiB: "Exposure. Needs to be mitigated.">You>SCAN HIS FUCKING BRAIN>He is telling the truthMiB: "Have a great day.">The->The truth?Sa: "Anon...should we help those people?"A: "...No."Sa: "Are we being attacked!?">Sabrina>Jumps>In slow motion>To block you from the MiB at the counterSa: "NOOOoHHH!">FLAP!>She lands on her faceA: "No."cont
>>3211716>>3211716>You turn>Raise>THE WANDA: "We're fucking leaving. Before -some- body decides to try and contain and protect too hard.">The MiB guy does not respond>He just>WaitsA: "Bow! C'mere!">Bow>With a nat 1 on destruction>Carefully>and Politely>Opens the storefront door>Walks>With ginger little prances>Between the displays>Stops next to youB: "BOWRK!"MiB: "Can I get a selfie with that thing?"A: "Eat my glowing pink ass.">Sabrina whispersSa: "Doesitreallygloworwasthatameanjokeaohmygodshdoes he-"THE CRAVEN CALL RETURNS YOU AND YOUR COMPATRIOTS HOME!>SHRRRIIIP!MiB: "...Control?">You can still see the Mibbies>Through your little Roach>Judge DreddMiB: "Can Confirm. Prometheus is now a K-class phenomena.">He is silent>ListeningMiB: "Yes. The Wand...the wand leads to his home base.">He then crushes your roach in his pocketcont
>>3211721>>3211721ANONYOU ARE BACK AT LUNA'S CASTLEiNTHE HOLE>Sabrina is kicking her feet>Literally counting the minutesSa: "This is gonna be so great!"Gr: "Ma'am?"Sa: "Oh! N-no not...not you."Gr: "Hmmm...">You>Are pacingA: "That was weird. It was fucky. It was ducked and sucked like a secret blow and tickle.">Your phone goes off>TEXT MESSAGE FROM JACKIE LYNN THOMASA: " https://youtu.be/zCRRX31uBmI "J: "Hey, Anon.">You stare at the screen>SweatingJ: "Just wanted to let you know I'm gonna be at Britt's party tonight. I knew you were going but I wasn't sure if you might ditch. Heh. Knowing you...nobody can guess what you're up to.">She>Knows a lot about you at this pointJ: "Just figured I'd say something in case u wanted to like nuke her mansion. Seize her prolitariate goods and stuff...oh!">She sends a pic>Of her>In a very Familiar HatJ: "I gave Jojo a watch finally. What'dya think?">Jackie is cosplaying as Jotaro Kujo>She pretty much only has the hat>Also a Pokeball>Why the pokeball?J: "I'll just say I'm Ash to people that don't get it.">Sabrina is watching you sweat>The Mibbies are up to shit>Jackie is gonna be at the Party>Which starts in just half an hourHOW WILL YOU ENTERWHAT DO YOU SAY TO JACKIE!?WHAT IS SABRINA TO YOU!?WHAT DO!???????
>>3211721>MiB: "Can Confirm. Prometheus is now a K-class phenomena.">>He is silent>>Listening>>MiB: "Yes. The Wand...the wand leads to his home base."Never ever NOT listen to me again.
>>3211728>WHAT DO YOU SAY TO JACKIE!Tell her she looks wonderful as always, and we'll see here there. And tell her we are taking her advice and are bring Sabrina with us too.>WHAT IS SABRINA TO YOU!?A cute girl that we like a whole bunch and don't wanna fuck up with like we did Jackie. For now she's our date.We'll figure out if we can actually handle having a girlfriend once this whole mess is over.>WHAT DO!??????Well the MiB continues to be little shits, and will PROBABLY show up to the party when we go.So just keep that in mind, maybe tell Sabrina about it just incase.
>>3211728>>3211764Support.Additionally we might wanna bring Susan too. So incase we get Anti-Magic Blasted, she can fight them off untill we can get back up.
>>3211728>What say to JackieJackie trained us well. So try to keep our cool. Be upfront and be you, anon. Tell her we will be there. Tell her we're even taking someone along in coordinated outfits.I mean... she just went out with Gustav yesterday right? Should be chill, right?>What is Sabrina to youPrime waif-- I MEAN A SMILE I WANT TO PROTECT. Which is actually very true. Still kinda nervous about whole GF thing... though her diving in at the first notice of danger even if it was a bit ineffective and late was quite endearing. She really cares a lot for you anon, just like some other certain ladies did. Don't fuck it up.>MIBBIES>>3211738>>32116775 minutes off, man. Probably was too late for the count, but I would've supported if I had noticed in time... too late now... but even if they got their hands on the wand, good luck to them trying to use it, right?
>>3211764This, and maybe make a filthy JoJo reference
>>3211764>>3211728More or less.>Jack-oJackie is great as always. Say we'll be there too, but that we don't know if things will go nicely cause of Mibbies.>SabrinaShe's great. Nice. Someone we really like and want to protect, from others... and ourselves, unlike we did with Jackie.We're trying to be better, for both of them, and everyone else.>JannaTry and contact her again Both phone and Psychic. Don't give up her powers through phone, remember lines are bugged by MiB.. That's shit's getting weird.>WHAT DO!???????Get ready for the party. And Get ready for the MiB. Ask Luna and Wondervon for advise, guys might try to come in. Reinforce Webwillow Castle with Undead. Set undead watchmen in both Sides of The Hole.You know what, also open a dimensional portal with your scissors right in front of The Hole lrsfin somewhere else so that people can't come in unless they have dimensional scissors.Watchmen are to alert us if anyone tries to come through.
>text excals number>youre as subtle as a brick, call me sometime. My home is a death trap. Spare your men's lives and just call me. >sabrinaGo full disclosure with her. We are complicated and a mess and have literal yandere competition. Best to stay friends. Less pain.Tell jackie cool.
>>3211728>>3211792Supporting >>3211839 's attempt to save excal the trouble and men, after dealing with Text to Jackie. ... then get ready for the dance.
>>3211728Supporting >>3211764Also try psionically contacting Janna again
>>3211839>>3211868>We don't have Ex's number. Otherwise we'd have already god Wondervon to trace it. He always uses public phones or untraceable ones.>MiB can just shoot a fucking nuclear missle at our home from outside the Hole, thaey won't do it if they're nto sure they can kill us or contain us but they could, which is why I want to block the entrance with another portal.We could maybe try giving them an indirect message by talking through the the bugged>>3211839>>3211825>sabrinaGo full disclosure with her. THAT I can agree with, though I think It's too early to do any decision about our love life. It's not like we don't like her we do. We just want tog et better for everyone.
>>3211879... maybe a letter delivered by an undead minion/familiar than? I think we got an address at the very least.
>>3211764Support also tell her about Brits prank.
>>3211879>by talking through the the buggedBy talking through the bugged phone lines to another number.
>>3211738So, can we take a deep breath and try to get our nerves contained first.Then tell sab... This is a date. A romantic, hand holding, kissy face date, and.Oh god sab. We fucked up. We fucked up so bad. We blew Jackie up. We lied, we didn't listen to her.I can't... Please, let's just be happy tonight o.k? I just want you to be happy.If it helps. You make me happy. You do.
>>3211916>This is a date. A romantic, hand holding, kissy face date, and.That is LITERALLY the opposite of what we've previously told Sab.We ALREADY told Sab that we're not ready for a commited relationship just yet because we're trying to imrpove ourselves and be better and Jackie and shitStop this at once.She already knows that this ISN'T a romantc date... even if we're holding hands kinda...
>>3211916Basically if we're goin to jerk her around she deserves to KNOW WHY at least.>Also just admit you were wrong to the mib. And I do you mean YOU WERE WRONG ARK!You convinced everyone the MIB sold the monsters guns, which we all believed.Then we were wrong. Now anon won't put on his big boy panties and admit it, because y'all are FUCKING COWARDS!
>>3211931Whoa.Sorry. I went a little crazy there.
But really god forbid we just tell them we messed up and overreacted. (The truth)I'm sure none of them have ever fucked up after all.We're not even going to be friends after that, or allies or neutral. It's just...The fear. The cowardice.Refusing to take responsibility for your actions. ESPECIALLY your mistakes is the attitude of a coward.I wanted anon to stop being a coward.
>>3212000You know what sure.Quest, were all voices in his head. I want him to hear me."Anon your being a coward."
>>3212008What the fuck are you talking about?
>>3211956It's cool, when are we ever not crazy?....also let's be honest I do not trust us for one second to not hurt Sabrina. No offense guys but you're going for the most innocent cinnamonbun in the entire setting while we continue on as a merciless conqueror constantly going through conflict after conflict as we ecpand our divine empire of undead. I'm not gonna bother fighting it, just reminding you to be careful with her. She doesn't deserve getting hurt, Sabrina is a good girl damn it. Also that party is gonna be hella awkward, especially if Jackie AND Janna are both there. Prepare for that inevitable cringe. That's my little PSA.
>>3211922>>3211728>This is totally a date, own up to the choices we made, even if you disagree with them.>Telling her your afraid of fucking things up would also be acceptable.
>>3212000I get where you're coming from, but that's nir going to make things any better. All you'll do is show weakness and Anon will make himself out to be nothing more than an irresponsible fool with too much power. You have to remember we're treating each other as two nations/powers would, not two normal people traying to reach an understanding. Maybe we could rebuild some form of working relationship (kind of doubt it when we're directly against the mewni monster coalition the MIB are backing) but it won't be by losing face and admitting to overreacting. That may seem like overposturing, and it totally is, but that's just how effective politics work. It may not seem logical but it is how it is.
>>3212048You know.... we haven't really heard HER out either... I mean, yeah.... she faints and gets weak in the knees... she thinks everything is amazing and awesome about us, but she also doesn't know the whole story yet... or what her take is on all that. Might be better to just get that out of the way.I don't think Jackie ever would.... but she always could just tell Sab all the stuff that went down and why things didn't worm out. Give a warning, girl to girl or whatever... but I think both sab and Jackie would respect us a bit more if we owned up to it and recognized the shortcomings therein...
>>3211728>Sabrina is... something? Something. Not sure. She's fun to hang around with. Cute as a button. I think we're giving this a try? Seeing where it goes?
>>3212075Were literally taking her to the dance, when does "giving it a try" become "were actually dating."?>>3212072Im more concerned with anons development as a person, and the MiB still think were gunning for them. Which we aren't. Nor have we ever been.
>>3211931They did though, also call out posts are gay.MIB are shitheads and they totally sold guns to the monsters to destabalize mewni. They sent ambassadors and they also opposed us killing Ludo.Fuck them. They didnt know to bend the knee to us so now theyll earn the suffering they choose. It makes no difference. Submit to the King and be rewarded. Resist and suffer.
>>3212072I'm actually curious now. What's your actual exit strategy then? Keep beating them down until they submit? Political victory doesn't mean military victory. Just as a blockade in the Carribean vs a weapons shipment convoy resulted in the world NOT hurtling into nuclear winter as a result from a decision to turn around and head back. A lot of posturing. A lot of """face""", but ultimately shit didn't work out, and we all get to live to see today because some people made the call to back out before it was too late.We've had calls about just how many "fronts" we have in our wars, how many enemies we have. How much of that is just "posturing" and how much is actual threats to us and our livelihoods?
>>3212110No, it was our dad and toffee who shot up Justin and the others.
Man everyone is being so over dramatic, freaking out for next to no reason.We've been nothing but sweet and kind and honest to the girl. On top of that she's even shown some signs of positive character growth thanks to our influence.This date/party isn't a route lock. It's a test to see if Jackie was right, and we've learned enough from our past relationship to even try to engage in a new one.This is good for the both of them.What could possibly go wrong?http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?VGhloCBHYW5nIGtpbGxzIFNhYnJpbmEu
>>3212116Yeah, we knew that. We just used it as a pretense to go after Ludo.
WE ALREADY HAD THE TALK WITH SAB ABOUT ANON NOT BEING READY TO TRY NOT FUCKING THINGS IP AGAINHe said he is tryinf to get better asnto not fuck things up like he did with jackie, plus we still have feelings for her. But Sab too. And Janna. Andblike 5 other people we dont want to defraud.
>>3212153>And look at what we didnt do...
>>3212162>made a deal with Moon>Sacked Woevenmire and Hold it >starting a base of operations on Mewni>raided the shit out of the Monsters>Staged a hit on the Mewmans making it look like monster aggression>continue to search for Ludos underground base>Delegated our empire to better run itI mean, Rome wasnt sacced in a day. Its been barely a week since we said wed get Ludo to Excalibur. Chill, we on it.
>>3211728>Enter>Calm. Cool. Collected. Attended to in a carriage made of bones by skeletal steeds and riders.>Tell Jackie her One Piece outfit is on point.>Sabrina is our date tot he dance and friend. >Breath.
>Alright>Anon>You can do this>You can handle>B E I N G C O O Lhttps://youtu.be/XYXczDB8VrYTEXT WITH JACKIE LYNN THOMASA: "Sick Monkey D. Luffy cosplay."J: "Still funny.">ShethinksYOURFUNNYA: "Looking and otherwise. I'm uh...I'm working a little less. So yeah. I'll be at the party. Should be easy."J: "Easy?"A: "On the eyes.">Dewwit, Anon>DewwitA: "Cause you'll be there."https://youtu.be/7ffOAw2CkLU>EYES EMOJI>You cringe>As yourselfA: "I-I'm sorry.">THREE EYES EMOJIA: "I mean. I meant it! But like. Lines? C'mon I'm better than LINES I don't even COLOR in them."J: "Cause you're against Colors and whites mixing?"A: "...">You send HER the EYES EMOJIJ: "How? Literally, dude. How did you manage to work less? I'm proud of you!">Heart and Puppy Emoji>In sheer panic>You stop cooling>And Honest insteadcont
>>3212363>>3212363A: "I'm gonna have a date. It's Sabrina."J: "Backintosh?"A: "How did you do that."J: "Do what?"A: "Remember Sabrina Backintosh."J: "I used to read roll call in our homeroom. I never forgot her and so she got me a valentines card one year. It had sea monkeys.">You practically glare at Sabrina from behind your phoneJ: "So...you two a thing?"A: "We're...things."J: "Is -she- a thing -for- you?"A: "Sabrina.">You say out loud>She watches youA: "Sabrina...">As you type>And speak>Cause goddamnit Anon>You just gotta multi-taskA: "Sabrina is like a bunny rabbit with perfect white fur in a field of food poisoned shit-eating lizards. I. Must. Protect her. She believes in me. Which is rare. Literally only two other people straight believe in me ANDI'LLPROBABLYLOVETHEMALLFOREVER.">You pant>Wipe the drool from your jawA: "...but I don't wanna disappoint her. Or you. Or anybody else. I'm trying to be better...but first I just don't wanna be worse. So I'm playing it safe. Honestly I buried a lot of shit in my work. I choked myself on goddamn task managing. On murder. Now I...I gotta empty my hands. I'll do good with them. It's just...I need more time.">You both text and say to SabrinaA: "Is that ok?">She kisses your cheek>TEXT FROM JACKIE LYNN THOMASJ: "You better be careful, Tiger.">Smooch emojiJ: "Emotional growth is pretty attractive on you.">You close the phone so fast Muscles has to put out a small fire on his thumb>Sabrina is paralyzed with her own boldnessA: "You cool respecting my boundaries?">You say in a shitty top hat and blackface>The paint is on her lips now>It matches the dress>She nodsA: "Cool.">You>Snap>AS MILITARY SKELETONS LOCK>THIS>BITCH>DOWNcont
>>3212366>>3212366A: "We're gonna be armed and dangerous here at home. Send Wondy all the metal he needs to fix up the new place and install a goddamn wifi router.">This leaves another 120 metalWhich can be used on either...>Home made ammo for your skeletons>Melee weapons for the zombies>Or>A shiny collar for BowL: "Which I can show you how to enchant.">In the meantime both your locations will be well guardedA: "Sabrina."Sa: "Yeah?"A: "You're not safe at home. You're...not safe with me either.">She holds>Your handSa: "I don't feel safe anywhere. At all. Ever.">You squeeze it>Muscles smaccs her rear in encouragementA: "Me neither.">When you both arrive at Britt's>It's with>An ENTOURAGE AND A HALF>You>On your Skeleton bike>Flanked by a batallion of Bone Commandos>A french Skeleton lets you off by becoming your stairs>You throw your cape>Then>Let Sabrina down>With your human hand>As Muscles FLEXES on these hoes>Yes>Yes indeed>You can feel the high school pussy moisture all over you already>Except>You can'tA: "What the fuck!?">Nobody's here>Brittany's house>Is a ghost town>Her front door opens??: "Can I help you?">A butler asksA: "Uh. Yeah. We're here for the party!"??: "Oh! Oh my, yes. This is the place!"A: "So..."??: "You're on time."A: "And?"??: "This is a -cool- party, young man. NOBODY is going to be on time! Ms. Wong will be out to ridicule and greet you momentarily."SESSIONEND!SEE YOU NEXT SATURDAY!7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!WE'LL CONTINUE DURING THE WEEK. ON SLOWER. MORE SINISTER THINGS.Until then...Stay BlesstLove,QuestSpecial thanks to the Patreon PalsEspecially Ark, and Superkeatonhttps://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620Join us on the social tubeshttps://discord.gg/x25nAShhttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuest
>>3212368>A shiny collar for Bow
>>3212366>Jackies Recognition and Approval>Sabrinas Will to give that peck on the cheekToday was a good day, Anon. Regardless of what the MiB did, or what comes off Brits party. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.>??: "This is a -cool- party, young man. NOBODY is going to be on time! Ms. Wong will be out to ridicule and greet you momentarily."Damn, we've been had. On the flipside.... that does give us some immediate 1on1 time with Brittney and Sab before the rest of the guests arrive. >>3212368>120 Spare MetalShiny enchanted Collar for Bow. I don't think we're actually learned *any* persistent magic effects yet, which could be very useful. Any thing we do have is tied either to the wand, or to the tech/soul-engine.
>>3212368Learning how to enchant shit beyond winging It Is probably the best thing to gain here, so >A shiny collar for Bow...We really should deck our guys In gear soon though.
>>3212368>Ammo for the SkeletonsI smell a smelly smell coming from those MiBbers
>Enchanted collar for Bow>talk to the Assler...I mean buttler like you don't understand such an stupid behaviour: They are not on time?, why they are not on time?, time is something you mortals shouldn't waste, you only have a hundred years at best and then BAM, to the Void we go.>portal to the party and start eating all the food
>>3212368>Ammo for the BoneboysWe gotta keep our military stocked. Big confromations are coming>Jackie for Friend>Sabrina for new interest>Shlioh needs some work before entering the harem
Well. The winner of our slow vote is...>A collar for Bow>YOUR>BOI!L: "A good gemstone is all we'll need for your lesson in enchantment. For now. Accessorize."HERE ARE YOUR OPTIONS FOR BOW'S NEW BEAUTIFUL NECK ENHANCEMENT1/6 : THE SPIKE
>>32179632/6THE STAR STUDL: "Never skimp on outshining your competition."A: "Who's our competition?"L: "Almost no one. Since none can compare to you."A: "Luna you're like...sweet sometimes."L: "Sometimes."A: "W- well I mean like ALL the time to me but like...never -just- sweet. Not normally."L: "You're saying I'm queer."A: "No! Not like. Shit. You're straight, right?"L: "I lust as I will."A: "Ok. That was pretty queer."L: "How sweet."
>>32179723/6THE DIAMOND DOGL: "Extravagant."A: "Oooh shiny. I bet people are -oppressed- cause I can wrap my dog in fuckin' jewelry."
>>3217975>>32179754/6The Fancy BoiA: "It's gay."L: "Do you mean queer?"A: "Nah. It's gay."L: "You love it."A: "I love YOU. My DOG. and HOT DOG WATER. No QUEERNESS. Nothing else!"L: "...Jackie, Janna, Sabrina, and the -other- dog you keep hidden from all three of them."A: "Mom-dude shut uhhhhh"
>>3217984>>32179845/6 THE BEAUXA: "Heh."L: "Such a gentleman."A: "Bow is the gent-lest."L: "Shall we get him a date? I'm sure he'd be...Poplar."A: "..."L: "..."A: "I'm gonna be Sycamore."
>>3217984>...and the -other- dog you keep hidden from all three of them."You mean keeping THEM hidden from the -other- dog.
>>3217990>>3217990...and finally.6/6 THE CHAIN. CHUNGUS.A: "HE A PHAT ASS RAP BABY."L: "How crude."A: "HE A BUSH. HE SMOKE KUSH."L: "Stop that. You'll ruin my mood."A: "Was that rhyme on purpose?"L: "It's doubtless a curse."A: "Purse!"L: "...I don't have a purse, dear."A: "I was just rh-"L: "Though I might be convinced to let you search for it."A: "MA."Choose.ALSO-Wondervon's project at Webhollow goes as follows>The Castle can be equipped with electric lights>Plumbing>With power generated by a waterfall generator he will use in tandem with the one near Leather Teeth's old lairHe has one issue.W: "Zere's some kind of turtle abomination in the lowest lake. It's hostile. Crushes anyzing I zend near it."You can choose the method of tackling this issue.-Monsters fight it (They are a small force but fearsome. Gives them a chance to let loose their tendencies. Risks Monsters.)-Send Skele-soldiers (Reinforces your rule and shows military power. Might be costly for bones to overwhelm a water beast)
>>3218013go down to it read its mind and try to tame it
>>3218013>>3218013To clarify.THIS IS NOT A LIVE SESSION.It's a surprise/bonus vote for FUNand to supply our empire focused pals with material during the week!So now we can stay connected. Stay up to date and stay blesst.Together.See you all Saturday!
>THE SPIKE>OUR BOI RIP>OUR BOY TEAR>LET ANY WHO TRY TO NECK OUR BOY GET THEIR SHIT SHREDD>Build as best you can to create Electric Power then use the electric power to electrocute the abomination. Send in BoneBoys with Shiloh supporting.
>>3217963>THE SPIKE.>>3218013Both Monsters and Bones fight it.Get them to cooperate with and trust each other.
>>3218088>>3218026Oh. Make sure Wudo helps too.Get that incel to integrate with the others. If possible prioritize monstrer survival.We can give our bones new bodies if they die again, lives we cannot give back... just yet.
>>3212368God fucking damnit, of course this would be her fucking gimmick.
>>3217975THE DIAMOND DOGI like the design.
>>3218013Man these are all great, Quest! But imma gunna go with>DIAMOND DOG 'cuz it's, like, spikes but also made of the hardest material in the world.>WebHollowSupporting cooperation operation.I could be wrong, but I feel part of our ambition in this empire is to have both living and dead working in tandem to the better of all. Nothing is trash. No one and nothing is discarded that can't be made to be put to good use. All have value and worth and importance.
>>3218342diamonds are hard but they are fragile
>all this stuff going down>.... still no word from Janna. No mind msg, no call, no textwe had a good time conquering WebHollow from LeatherTooth with her company. I don't remember us parting on bad terms afterwards... is it time to panic, friends?
>>3220172janna's a bitch, forget her
>>3221133You’re a bitch, forget you
>>3221133Damn, that's way harsh for one of anons first "weird feelings friends". She may not be best waifu since she comes and goes like the wind, but she also matches Anons chaotic tendencies quite well.
>>3220172I've been trying to get prople to try and contact her again for a while now.
>>3221133Hhah, Janna's cool. hope she's doing okay.
So, I've been rereading through the Quest recently, and when Sabrina first appeared, there was at least a lone Anon who was rooting for her. Even wrote a short story on her behalf. I wonder if they are still around to see how that cinnamon bun has risen and become even more neurotically perfect
SESSIONSTART!>Brittany's house has a parking lot>It is mostly empty>Except for the horde of paparazzi at her front door>The lights outside her house dim>The camera-men light up the night with their strobes of flash>As the door openshttps://youtu.be/S5P63qGTm_g>She steps out>In a sparkling purple tutu>Her hair>Is perfect>Her legs are exposed>And flawless>Her feet are tiny>Her waist is trim>Her walk is so balanced>It looks like she doesn't breathe>And she does it all with her eyes closed>To avoid the photography flash>Brittany Wong>Who walks up to you and SabrinaBr: "What...do you think you're doing?">And disapprovesBr: "Didn't you get the memo? What are you wearing?"A: "It's a costume party idn't it?"Br: "It's...a MASQUERADE!">She shouts>Without her hair moving>At all>Just her eyes wideningBr: "Where are your MASKS!?">Brittany is not wearing a mask>19 on Sabrina's courageSa: "H-...hi, Brittany.">11 on Britt's empathy>She doesn't>Look at her>You are Anonymous>You are a dude with magic powers>Who was invited to a popular kid's party>You are on time>So you were too early>Britt is criticizing your mask-less-ness>You are currently Dressed as a Voodoo Warlock Pimp>Your date, SabrinaA: "It's not a date it's a party.">Is a Spider theme magical girl>With a lady bug hatBr: "And where's your limo?"A: "I got a flaming bike."Br: "That. Isn't. A limo. Are you poor?"What do?
>>3227425>Are you poor?"Not anymore."Then magic up some masks and head in.If she wants to play hostess then she better start now cause we ain't waiting.
>>3227425>"okay if youre gonna keep up the bitch attitude were gonna go throw our own party in my Literal Floating Castle with hundreds of servants that I dont flex about and let you sit and cry alone. Lets start over. You go first "Hey Anon, thanks for coming. Thanks for saving Justin's life. How are you? Hey Sabrina, thanks for coming. "
>>3227456Then magic up some masks, flex some magic to Take The Strings on her servants just to flex a lil, shove our way in and eat the food.
Create two golden skull masks (made of fucking gold)
>>3227464Reach in, toss up some mewman gold and make literal bling. Im down.
>>3227425tell her its a fucking functioning bike made out of ivory that tears into the fabric of the universe
>>3227425Supporting fucking >>3227464 . Using combust in a non-combative way... perhaps in combination with ice to make some flourishes and shit on it?
>>3227455>>3227456>>3227459>>3227464Don't let her get to you. Brittney takes control by making you feel worse and convincing you you that she's superior to you to allow her to control the conversation.>>3227425Don't let her puffy, stuck-up bitchiness get to you Anon, It may want to make you to break her in half from the bum to her throat, but you can't allow that to affect you. Stay cool, ignore her banter,,make some cool outfit-appropiate masks on the fly, ask where the appetizers ' table is and give Sabrina yourself and everyone present a good time.
THIS, but black and golden
>>3227425>>3227488SUPPORT WITH ALL MY BONES>>3227489ALSO THIS
>>3227484And that its worth more than your parents life insurance policy>>3227488True, but reminding her that we literally rebuilt her boyfriend and that she owes us and that we are way richer than her while also showing off the girl we stole from her control is just a flex she needs to be humbled with.
>>3227425>>3227455 >>3227464These work.
>>3227495DO NOT use Sabrina for flexing, she deserves better than that and it will cause Britt to hate her
>>3227455>>3227456>>3227459>>3227464>This binch>This WHOREL: "She's probably not a whore.">Ok but...but she's still a bitchA: "Fucking Anti-slut."Br: "...what?"A: "Goddamn Not-whore-ass-vampire-Nun."Br: "Who are you talking too?">You point at herA: "I'm gonna imagine you as 300 fucking pounds tonight. All night. With the same size dress on.">She looks so disgusted>She resembles a parody of herself>Sabrina has no idea what you're doingBr: "..."Sa: "Anon. I-it's ok. This is just how Britt is-"A: "My shit is tight."Br: "What is -wrong- with you?"A: "My Shit."Br: "Your shit?"A: "Is tight.">Then>You reach into your magic saxophoneROLL STRENGTH (COMBINED)DEX! (MUSCLES)WISDOM! (ANON)I shall allow 10 minutes to roll.Then I shall ROLL FOR WHICH DICE WE USE!>20s still ad +2>1s take away 2>Nat 20s override all 1s>Nat 1s override all 20sSKILL-U CHARRENGE!>While this is happening>A white Limo rolls up>With Slav music>Pounding from withinhttps://youtu.be/NkdS87nZRLQ>The Paparazzi start getting up>Until>The Door Opens>Alfonzo steps out>In white cargo pants>A white vest>With a plaid undershirt and his usual bowtieAL: "IhhHH Have ARRIV-ED!"cont
>>3227512>>3227512>There was a smoke machine in his ride>He brought>A chubby Goth GirlIn: "Guten Nachmittag!">She>Hand-Dances with Alfonzo>He quickly stops to get away from her and approach Britt>The Egg Shaped kid>Francis>Comes out from behind Ingrid>Dances with her in the parking lotAL: "Britt-an-y!"Br: "They weren't invited.">She points to Ingrid and Francis>While trying to ignore the fact you're blacksmithing in her parking lotAL: "Cool!">Alfonzo turns to the two nerdsAL: "You can't come in with us!"Fr: "What? Aw- hey. Alf wait! I- I did your homework!"AL: "Badly!"In: "Ich dachte wir wären auf einem Date?"AL: "I still don't speak German! Also. My date's in the car. Let-a me get her.">AL goes for the Limo>Who honks to be tipped>He tips him 5 bucks>Which gets handed back to him>A girl gets out of the back>Who you have literally never seenBr: "Raya?"R: "Hey, B."Br: "With...Alfonzo.">Britt doesn't look angry>Or confused>Still dissheveled by your aggressive response and craftyness...but>This move pleases her>Almost looks likeL: "She's impressed."
Rolled 10, 20, 20 = 50 (3d20)>>3227512
Rolled 13, 18, 5 = 36 (3d20)>>3227521dice
Rolled 15, 3, 2 = 20 (3d20)>>3227512
Rolled 17, 16, 19 = 52 (3d20)>>3227521Wack
Rolled 8, 18, 6 = 32 (3d20)>>3227523Ooooh it's comin'.>>3227521
>>3227521>btw whisper to Alphonse.>yo when the mob game collapses call me and ill bail you out. Got a superscience gig waiting. 5th dimensional psychics with magitech.
>also adding do a surface thought scan of everyone in that limo
Rolled 8, 4, 20 = 32 (3d20)>>3227512
Rolled 6, 3, 4 = 13 (3d6)>>3227523>>3227530>>3227534>>3227541>>3227547>>3227567Well that's 6.LET'S ROCK!>While you try to work>You hear a nagging>Whine>And whisper>Into your mindA: "Where the fuck is that coming fr-">It's Shiloh>She's stolen the head of one of your SkeletonsSh: "I know you can see me through there. I feel you.">SNFFFFSh: "I SMELL you.">She steps back>Holding the skull like a Selfie camera>She's in a shower>A shower of actual fucking blood from a decapitated Mewman couple she has jerry rigged>She throws her hair>Sucks a finger>Then points the skull at the wall>Where a mish-mash of clothes is hangingSh: "Do you like my dress?"
>>3227582>Not bad. But I think you could do better. Also taking a couple is high visibility. Didn't think you were such a sloppy hunter.NEG THAT BITCH INTO THE FUCKING DIRT
Stop killing inocent civilians Shillow, start killing enemies, wait they are inocents right?
>>3227582>Stop killing innocent civilians Shillow, start killing enemies, wait they are inocents right?
>>3227582>>Stop killing innocent civilians Shillow, start killing enemies, wait they are inocents right?
>>3227599>Mewmans>innocent Like its a random kill and its sloppy and raises attention but honestly who cares. Puts heat on the monsters. Also CONGRATULATIONS ANON ON YOUR FIRST UNSOLICITED NUDES, you chad.Furthermore,This is a basic dominance attempt by Shiloh. Shes going for seduction routine to make anon bend the knee. Don't ignore it but don't let her take the top spot thinking she can sex her way around anon's authority. Its a literally deadly mistake.
>>3227582>Don't pop a boner>Don't pop a boner>Don't pop a boner>pop a shame boner
>>3227625like a boner that points downwards?
>>3227629More like the most raging erection youve ever had because your own resistance makes your penis harder
Rolled 3, 15, 14 = 32 (3d20)>>3227512Oh snap, Alph showed up as well... see he's still got that climb the social ladder bent.>>3227582holy shit! Down girl... we been gone, like, a day.
>>3227582>>A shower of actual fucking blood from a decapitated Mewman couple she has jerry riggedI-I mean. It's kinda cool cool?B-But on the other hand it's also clearly NOT cool.Where did you even set that thing up? Nevermind, just give a part of the bodies to my skeletons for me to Raise Dead late and dispose of the rest. I can't get innocent people's souls going to the Void.Well... what's done is done. Don't do it again. I'll be back soon, iif you behave nicely and I'll get you a dress myself for you.Well, that was... something.We need to set up some serious ground rules with Shiloh.
>>3227644I would highly recommend against calling mewmans innocent in front of monsters. That's like asking a bunch of dead Nazi's innocent in front of some Jews
>>3227663You're saying that like you're implying that all germans were nazis during WWII.Besides, I very much doubt Shiloh cares much about concepts like "innocence".
>>3227663she is also kind of reinforcing steryotypes and random mureerhobo to people we are not sure that deserve it is a no
Friendly reminder that when we head to Moon's Ball we need to go full Prince Ali, musical number and everything, break out the whole fucking shebang, leave no stops unpulled, ride Dusty the Worm as our elephant while showing off our brass band and more with our forty fakirs our cooks and bakers and birds that warble on key.
>>3227567>>3227567>8+15 = 23>STRENGTH PASSED>>3227534>>3227534>3+7 = 10>>3227523+2>>3227541>>3227541>19+7 = 26>>3227567+2>>3227523+2>Mother fucking 30WISDOM CHALLENGEDESTROYED>In the middle of teenagers gawking>You>Anon>Reach into your magic sax>And pull out a fucking Fist-full>Of actual>Literal gold>Brittany doesn't even look>Alfonzo stops dead in his conversation with her>His finger drops from it's smug explanation positionAL: "All that power...it's made-a-heem rich. That's deh next step. One hand washes the other.">Raya stops looking at her phone>Her eyebrows raise>Francis sees you but doesn't know what's happening>Ingrid just looks sad>She wanted to be on a date>Britt>Doesn't fucking notice you>Until that strength roll kicks incont
More like calling a bunch of murdered Hermana innocent in from of son jews.Not all mewmans are irredimable rich fascists, most of their racism strides from ignorance.
>>3227683>>3227683https://youtu.be/Bm7rbFh_9d8>WHAM WHAKC SMACK CRACK!A: "WHORES AND BITCHES. SLUTTERY CUNTS.">Muscles and you twist>Tossing ugly, formless right hands>Into the asphault>YOU CARVE SKULL MOLDS INTO THE PARKING LOT WITH YOUR FIST>Then>With flawless application of your magic>You utter the name of fire>Whisper it>As your human hand dissolves the gold>Fills the molds>You inhale the smonk>DEEP>When your eyes open>You exhale ICEhttps://youtu.be/vUSiqde3KDc>Which cools both masks>They're crude>Ugly and melted but...>They're skullsBr: "Better.">Britt looks at the holes you made in her parking lot>Then at the houseBr: "I'm going to let you in. Don't eat the snacks."AL: "Why are there snacks if we can't eat them?"Br: "Snack bar opens when the dance floor opens."Ra: "Thank god. I can't wait to dance.">Raya looks at ALRa: "You know how to dance?">NoAL: "Of course!">Wow>Brittany was utterly unimpressed>Alfonze howeverAL: "Uh...after you, Anonymous.">Is hailing to your fucking Alpha-radiation>You are pretty much rocking a half chub under your costumecont
>>3227694>>3227694A: "MMf."A: "Shiloh. Those better not have been villagers."Sh: "They oppressed me."A: "They look like peasants."Sh: "They serve a poor master.">Shiloh dries off with a furA: "Keep the bodies."Sh: "I did.">She crunches into one of their armsSh: "I'll save the bones for you.">You have to shake the image of her licking that man's femur while it was halfway down her throat from your mind>More cars pull up>With the other cheerleaders>Megan>Ed>Leah>And Becky>Then an Uber>With JUSTIN IN IT!Ju: "Wassup wassup WASASUPPP!">He is already armed>With beers>Then>Oskarr's car pulls up>He hops outOs: "PARRTAAYYY!">He is dressed as a ghost>With a space helmet>Out of his car>Comes Hope Hadley>Who is in a sparkly sweater and a Frog Mask>Behind her>Is Jackiecont
>>3227704>>3227704https://youtu.be/U0JI-zeICsU>She's in jeans>A low cut top>She's looks comfy>Has on nice new jewellry>She's alone>Just here with pals>She has on a Swan Mask>As in like>A rubber Horse-head style mask>But it's a SwanJ: "Sup."Ju: "Nice HEAD!"J: "Haha, thanks dude. Where's your mask?"Ju: "Brittany told me not to wear one cause- HCI! She shaid we'd be recognized anywaysh."J: "Cool.">She notices youJ: "Hey, Anon.">She wavesJ: "Heh. Wow. Super rad look. You put in work.">Sabrina grabs your entire arm>Muscles gets a little jealous>He wants to be hugged>Muscles demands you grab a second date so he can be heldL: "We could bring Shiloh."A: "NO! NO. WE ARE IN A DOG TARGET RICH. ENVIRONMENT. NO.">maybeA: "NO."What do?>Charge into the party>Immediately try to talk to Jackie>Chill in the parking lotorJa: "Hey.">That>Was JannaJa: "I'm on the roof."A: "Why?">You can't see herJa: "Can't see me. I'm wrecking the party.">Oh>BoiWhat do?
>>3227710>Kick off some magic and give Janna her openingHave luna give us a cool party spell, glitter, confetti, horns, maybe some spirits.Also hover a bit and let Muscles hold Sabrina.Lets kick this shit off.
>>3227719support also ask muscles if he wants the goth with the thicc ass as his date?
>>3227710Jackie was supposed to come as someone from JOJO. THats not jojo. MINDSCAN
>>3227710Supporting >>3227719 and ask her how she did the whole Disrupt People's Ability To Check On Her thibf; we could totes use something liek that ourself
DO NOT WRECK THE PARTY JANNA, we've worked a lot to make this a fun night for Sabrina, she's our friend, she's nice and totally deserves to chill oir a few hours.
>>3227710ask janna how she means wreck the party?
>>3227710Oof, opportunities for emotional growth. Our one weakness. Well, that and our own autism.Oh! Also, try to convince Janna to somehow invite a ton of people Brit doesn't want/didn't invite. Goths, nerds, geeks, etc. Nothing crashes a party like uninvited guests but I say the more the merrier!>>3227719Yeah this. Try to get an "in" to talk to Jackie. This is Brit's show but it's OUR episode.
>>3227710>>3227730*thing, if anyone needs a grammar nazi.But like srsly, the idea of being able to have our minds not be literally read or some shit sounds really fucking cool.Also supporting >>3227728
>>3227733Oh hey, three pair! Neat!
>>3227710>Ask Sabrina what she'd like to do first. Also, tell her about Janna's Scheming.
>>3227710Have Sabrina and Muscles get together, there will be no harem shit here.We are should also stay in the parking lot to talk with our boys for a little bit. We haven't talked to Oskarr in a bit, and Jusitn is probably dying to chat with us.Also please, PLEASE remember that we need to keep Sabrina's happiness in mind. So no spending the whole party talking to Jackie or Janna god damn it.
>>3227728Oh shit wait you're right! Plus Quest is focussing on "Jackie's" Legs! Switching from >>3227719 to >>3227728
Shouldn't our wand be going off, Jackie is our ally. We peeped on her during her date, we should be able to subtly figure out if this is Jackie, but then again Jackie could be possessed.
>>3227774That's a good point
>>3227719>>3227719>The vote>Is to muffuckin'>FLEXXX>On these hoes>You are breathing heavy through your nose>A little twitchy>You start to roll up your sleeve as your eyes dart all overA: "Fuckin' Janna."Ja: "You wish. Ship has sailed."L: "We can get cannons."A: "How you wrecking the party?"Ja: "I ain't tellin' ya that, doofus. Otherwise the party is fine."A: "How come I can't track ya?"Ja: "Because I'm a ~Ninja Witch~ "A: "It's the shadow realm idn't it?"Ja: "It's in me now."A: "...Cool.">You spit on the ground>Alfonzo won't walk past youA: "I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna CRUSH this entrance.">You stretch>To cover up you scanning Jackie's fucking mindJa: "You better be ok, you little psycho.">You pause>Mid stretch>That's Jackie alright>She's thinking about youJa: "You finally started pushing your look. You always had cool taste. Don't compromise. Sabrina looks so happy. She's...lucky. Man I wish I didn't smother you, dude. You're an animal but...look at you.">A portal opens next to you>STAR>FUCKIN' BUTTERFLY COMES OUT>She is dressed a boxer>With Marco as her corner-man>They are both in Zoro-style masksSt: "WHOWHOO!">A pony head comes out next to her>Oh>It's THE ponyheadPH: "Oh, hello total strangers.">She has a red zoro maskPH: "Don't worry. Dis mysterious beauty doesn't recognize any of you. Huhuahw just like nobody here knows me. Except Marco."M: "Hey!"PH: "That's Marco right there nobody hook up with him."cont
>>3227800>>3227800>You straighten up>Realizing you just Paranoided>Again>You don't know why Jackie isn't in her Jojo costu->Oh>It's a mask party>She must have found out late tooJa: "You better have fun tonight.">YouJa: "It hurts just looking at you.">Feel like a heel.A: "...Sabrina."Sa: "Y-yeah?">You turn to Sabrina>After all>This night is about her>The votes say>Flexx on em>And Pay attention to Sabrina>So Anon is gonna fix his feelings>By doing bothROLL WILL!WITH ADVANTAGETIMER STARTS NOW! YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO MAKE A NECROMATIC SHOW STOPPER OF AN ENTRANCE!
Rolled 3, 18 = 21 (2d20)>>3227805
Rolled 15, 11 = 26 (2d20)>>3227805WELCOM2PARTY
Rolled 14, 4 = 18 (2d20)>>3227805
Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d20)>>3227805kk
Rolled 18, 6 = 24 (2d20)>>3227805
Illusion magic, a chorus of souls, ask Luna about a nice (harmless) spell for ultimate flexing
Rolled 19, 3 = 22 (2d20)>>3227805
Rolled 3, 11 = 14 (2d20)>>3227805>>3227800>She's...lucky. Man I wish I didn't smother you, dude. You're an animal but...look at you.What? Jackie didn't smother us. In fact, sha meade us realize we might have been going a path we didn't wnt to go. And it's fine if Jackie didn't wanna go that path too.We've a clearer ehad now..Jackie never bothered us, we just tripped on our own ambition and lost something we already had trying to get something we wanted.Ja: "You better have fun tonight.">YouJa: "It hurts just looking at you.">Jackie>HurtingTHAT'S ILLEGALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN-IhDNjBncIt's nice Janna's fine tho.What TF was she even doing back then?
Rolled 3 (1d7)SEVEN ROLLS AND SO IT GOES!>To CLARIFICATION POST>All the pleasant thoughts about you>Were Jackie>Not All Janna>Their shorthands are just too similar and ol' questy gets them mixed up>>3227845>>3227845L: "A sparkle spell? Something to shine?">Luna>Smiles L: "I wish and say with loving might. I hold the most illustrious light. No twinkle beams as bright as mine. Creation's birthed no better shine. Whatever star within my hand. Has gleam unmatched in all the land."YOU HAVE NOW LEARNEDLUSTER LURE.WHICH MEANS THE TEENSSHALL ROLL AN INT SAVE
>>3227888You dumped us Jackie.You walked out.I don't care anymore.
>>3227958No man, just no. She loved Anon, she loves Anon and she's suffering because they "can't" be together, we need to do something about it
>>3227958Ann cares about Jackie.Jackie cares aout Anon.Hell, you could tell without exaggeration that they do love each other.Jackie just knows thta Anon has a lot of shit on his plate, both on his "quest" and on his emotional brain mush,. She's smart and knows Anon gota do stuff, but she also knows she can't really help with with either of those.Only after she left and Anon suffered real loss did he start getting better at both. More focused, but also determined to control and not let his feelings get ahold of him (at least the negztive ones).
>>3227820>>3227820>14+19>33 on WILLhttps://youtu.be/WCwSZ8Zh2MI>SHHHRRIIIIIIP!>A portal>To Webhollow>Where servants gather and exit>In a grand wave of bones>They roll beneath your feet>Everyone's really>They're always on your mind>Justin>Alf>Oskarr>Even Jackie and her friends>You also sneak in Francis and Ingrid>Everyone is sent Rolling on BonesAL: "AH! My tie! My helplessness!"R: "Whoah! Wh- HEY! WATCH THE HANDS!">A skeleton "Hons" to itself>Jackie starts to body surfJ: "Hehe Yara yara, boyz.">She manages to stand>As your bone wave>SHATTERS THE CAMERA CREW MOB APART>Jackie and others witness however>That as the waves piles on>You>And Sabrina>Are standing together>As if the whole world were moving for youhttps://youtu.be/1JUTL2wAX9M>To everyone>But Alfonzo>Who's eye narrow>He knows it's an illusion>Yet still>He's in awe>You stand there>Glowing like a golden Sun>With your cape and hair flowing like fire>With Sabrina's dress ruffling>Her leggings reflecting the lights of the party and dance hall>You look over at Jackie>Alfonzo sees that>Makes a decision>THE BONES COLLAPSE OUT INTO A PRE-MADE DANCE FLOORcont
>>3228028>>3228028>The butler returns>Grabs Justin and has him hustled upstairsBu: "Congratulations. You. Have arrived.">He claps>As a sign overhead lights up>It reads "DANCE">Music fills the house>INCREDIBLY LOUD FUCKING MUSIC>Sabrina>Doesn't care>She isn't even scared of reaching out for MusclesSa: "Anon...">He almost pulls away from her>She's so fragile>Yet>So sure>She takes his hand>Which you feel her squeezeSa: "This night is gonna be magical!">Sabrina>Starts to dance>6>She steps in your foot>Trips a little>But with Sheer joy>She doesn't stop>Not once>She is determined>To live in the sun>With you>Ingrid and Francis dance poorly as well>The Cheerleaders dance flawlessly>Ed dances with himself>More kids start to arriveANON.HOW DO YOU WANT TO BUST THIS MOVE!?>Muscles Magic (Wriggle into the Jiggle.) -You must post songs to commence the jiggling with-Risks slapping many asses-Ballroom Balistics (Using Gravity magic to make you and Sabrina fly)>Must post insanely fast ballroom music>Risks the Decorations and windows-Zombie line dance (Can cover up poor dance moves, will continue to ruin Brittany's fucking house and rich people things)>Alfonzo just runs up to Jackie and starts dancingJ: "...">18 on the dice for his charm roll>She pulls her Swan mask off>Puts her Jojo hat on and pulls it down to cover her eyes>She's like Thicc blonde Ash Ketchum>She looks even more muscular than before>She rolls her neck>And Dances back at himWhat do?
>>3228036Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPHr9ghVyNU
>>3228036>Ballroom Balistics (Using Gravity magic to make you and Sabrina fly)>https://youtu.be/tds0qoxWVss
>>3228036>>Muscles MagicI actively encourage ass slappage. Including Alphs.
>>3228036>-Ballroom Balistics (Using Gravity magic to make you and Sabrina fly)>>Must post insanely fast ballroom music>>Risks the Decorations and windowshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpz9w5RNvJ8
>>3228036-Ballroom Balistics (Using Gravity magic to make you and Sabrina fly)I am honestly pretty impressed. Alfonzo must have balls of steel at this point.
>>3228036>Ballroom Balistics (Using Gravity magic to make you and Sabrina fly)LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED BOIZ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJjsm6CVsG8TIME FOR ZOOMER MUSIC
>>3228036ANON STOP LOOKIN AT JACKIE
>>3228036>>3228098>Must post insanely fast ballroom musicOhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H0SRv8QNwkScratch that on the Zoomer music This is the real good shit
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3228036>Muscles Magic (Wriggle into the Jiggle.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo
>>3228098>>3228123>>3228084>>3228063>The winner...IS BALL-ROOM BALLISTICS>With Muscles almost coming up from the rearheh>You grab your tiny Overwhelmed Princess>Muscles>Grabs Sabrina's Ass>You winkA: "Bi-">Catch yourselfA: "Girl.">Sabrina>Blushes>Muscles clasps her>FEELS HER INTENSE. DENSE. TINY BUT STRONG BUTT.>Muscles>Blushes>You stick out your tongueA: "Hang on.">As you FLY INTO THE AIRSa: "AH! AAAAHH!">At this point>Flight is second nature>You spin your Sax>Run across the air>Drop SabrinaSa: "AAAAH">Then>You turn into PHANT-O-RAY>Fly THROUGH Sabrina>Then Catch her>Floating back downSa: "...">11 on Sabrina's braverySa: "A-...again."M: "HAha Again!">Star and Marco are launching drinks from a table at each other>Alfonzo is dancing super well>Just rolling his new trillby down his arms like it's a basketball at a Globetrotter show>Jackie is into it>Spinning on her toes>Her hair is already slick with sweat>Her shirt slips>Oh christ>Her new...proportions>She has TWO sports bras oncont
>>3228179>>3228179>You snatch your attention back to Sabrina>Long enough to SPIN UPWARDS TO THE ROOF>The Francis and Ingrid watch solemnly from the snack table>Brittany>THROWS OPEN HER DOORSBr: "I. Have. Arrived.">She realizes no one is watching herBr: "...WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PR-">RabbitsA: "Wh-">Rabbits, Anon>Hundreds>Literally dozens of Hundreds of them>Black>SneezyPOOPING RABBITS!>ARE FILLING THE WHOLE HOUSE FROM THE CHIMNEY AND VENTSA: "WHAT THE FUCK!?">Janna>Laughs>In your headJa: "AAAHAHAHAH!">People are scared>Disgusted>Spooketh!What do?>DO YOU INCORPORATE THIS RABBIT RUN INTO YOUR FUN!?-How-they stink and are biting>DO YOU DESTROY THEM-Sabrina will definitely cry>DO YOU TRY TO DO WILD SHIT-It's all you, manParty hard.
>>3228184>Cast Take the Strings>Make them carry Sabrina off somewhere>Party Hard
>>3228036>Ballroom BallisticsAlso, goddamn Sab, where we goin' you won't need those legs... but your spirit and determination are beautiful.
>>3228184eh, it's not our problem.>Just ignore them and keep dancing with Sabrina. Ask if she wants any drink or anything. Be a good "date".
>>3228184>Laugh>This party has been pretty great actually!>Let somebody else deal with it.>Switch gravity to the ceiling.>Ask Sabrina if she's enjoying the party.
>>3228184>Open a portal>Summon Bow>???>Profit
>>3228209do you know how high the ceiling is? imagine falling from a house or 4
>>3228209Okay but like, thats gonna fling poop everywhere
>>3228184dominate the bunnies make them do ballroom dances in pairs
>>3228184>Take the Strings on the rabbits.>Don't hurt them. Sbrina won't like that.>Lets dance and ruin OUR party. Brittney's it's not.>Juggle Brittney alongside Sabrina.>>3228214>Summon BowTHAT COUNTS AS KILLING THE RABBITS, AND WILL MAKE SABRINA CRY.>>3228209>Switch gravity to the ceiling.While it sounds cool we don't have a spell that does that. That's not how Starwalk works.
>>3228184>Let Brit deal with that shit, literal shit.>Hang with Sabs and do some kooky shit Addams style, maybe get the furniture to dance with us or something maybe> Still I wanna go full Gomez on Sabs here just to play it up
>>3228209I should have said, switch gravity to the ceiling for us and sab. So we can talk privately.Also Nick some rabbits for the monsters later.
Reminder, we did the gravity dance with our first dance with Jackie. Probably shouldn't do a repeat performance.
>>3228184Support taking the strings on the rabbits... turn them into the the entertainment/servants of the party.... (Maybe mind messege Star to convert the shit into a giant ball pit or something). Also support >>3228253
>>3228184cast star walk on everyone so they can join in on the fun possibly even some rabbits so they can dance with us >>3228313also support this
>>3228323>star walkStarwalk remains a cast-on-self only spell until stated otherwise by Quest.
>>3228184have some rabbits possibly carry brit away
Take the strings also remains single target... I believe.
>>3228380>arget... I believe.Always Time to experiment monamie
>Down below>Is madness>Rabbits clawing at one another>Squalling and shidding>Some even knock over a snack tableFr: "No!"In: " Unsere einzige Zuflucht!">8 on party>The nerds are overtaken>Jackie is still grooving, her natural dex and animal handing lets her weave between rabbit waves with her eyes closed>Some even follow her with bright eyes and noses>Though when the music changes...https://youtu.be/30pt2XUJKGQ>She begins to swing her hips>Alfonzo sees this>Makes a decision>He dances forward>Shimmies himself>Awkwardly>You can feel his thoughtsAL: "justAlittlecloserit'sjustphysicsmyphysicalbodyisabouttobeincontactiwhtherIsandothisIwonderifallKingsfeelthiswaywhentheywearthecrown...even if she is a hand-me-down.">Jackie sees the rabbits>Then just closes her eyes again>To dance>Her thoughts are smooth and rolling>She is focused on the motion>Alfonzo gets behind her>Grabs her hipsA: "...">She doesn't fully notice>She just swivels>He swivels with her>She spins>Leaves his grip>And continuesA: "THAT. MOTHER. FUCKER."Sa: "Anon! The bunnies!"Br: "GET! OUT!">Brittany is fuming>Screaming at rodents>Who don't understand her need for dominance>They scatter at her presence>Yet collect behind her>Anon>makes a Decisioncont
>>3228702>>3228702Sa: "They'll ruin the party!"A: "...Let em.">Let the Chaos reign>This isn't about you>Or caring for all the little problems>It's about>Fun>It's about>Sabrina>don'tlookatherDon'tlookatherDOn'tlookather>You>Cast Starwalk a little harder>Taking and Sabrina up to the ceiling>Where>With Muscles Grip>Your magic>You take her away from it allA: "This is -our- night.">You look down at all>You see Jackie>Looking up at you>Not noticing Alf>Who is trying to dance behind her againA: "We're -above- all that.">You turn to Sabrina>Her mask has fallen>Down toward the floorA: "Ah. Dang, your mask.">She>Is frozen>Shaking>She wants to say something>Wants>To do something>It's killing her>Eating her up inside>8 on her courage>She can'tL: "You already know what that is, Anonymous.">SabrinaAL: "h-Hey! We're dancing!"J: "Hm? Oh...yeah. Guess we are.">Jackie>Who leavesJ: "Nice moves. I'm gettin' a sna-...oh.">Rabbits>All up in the punch bowlJ: "Janna.">Jackie clenches her fist>Marco reaches out to herM: "Hey! W-We saved some snacks!">It's true>Star is holding all of the remaining snacks>She is snarling at the hungry rabbitsS: "RRRR! BARK! BARK RUFF! DOWN! BAD BUNNIES! I'LL MAKE YOU INTO CUTE KEYCHAINS!"cont
>>3228705>>3228705>Jackie doesn't hear him>She walks back through the rabbits>To ALJ: "Come on. Let's REALLY dance.">Double 10s with advantage>Jackie>Kills it>She drops low>Arcs her back>Rolls her shoulders>Al is totally out matched>Yet>With nerve alone>He gets an 18>They are really dancing>He goes for the grind again>She rolls with it>Grabs his hands and makes him hold her correctly>High on the waist>Not low>18 on Booty Bump>She sends him flying however>Marco can't keep up with Star>Who is at war with all Rabbit Kind>Brittany Can't keep up with the chaosA: "Hey, Britt!"BR: "WHHHAAT!?"A: "Your parties SUCK.">And Nobody>Can keep up with you>You dance with Sabrina some more>She really looks like she wants something>Something so bad it's hurting her>She can barely speak>Jackie has to dance alone>Marco has to save Star from Rabbits>Janna is screaming at the heavenscont
>>3228708>>3228708Ja: "AHAHA! I HEAR IT! I HEAR IT, DUDE!"GB: "Good! Good! Soak it in, lass! Fer all the time we have left!"Ja: "How much!?"O: "Our whole lives?"GB: "AYE, LAD! The Life you live! It's everything you humans have! So ya better appreciate it! FROM DARKNESS IN TO DARKNESS OUT! THIS LIFE IS ETERNITY!"SESSIONPAUSE!>Brittany>Gets her megaphoneBr: "EVERYBODY QUIT DANCING.">The Sign turns offBr: "WE'RE GONNA PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE AND WATCH HORROR MOVIES IN THE PRIVATE THEATER!">A new sign lights up>MOVIESBr: "There's pizza in the kitchen. Don't touch anything but the pizza."SEE YOU TOMORROW!7:00 PM US. CENTRAL TIME!Stay blesstLove,QuestSpecial thanks to the Patreon PalsEspecially Ark, and SuperkeatonBig ups to Kyosuke, who's upped his pledge to get cool discounts on commishes.https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620Join us on the social tubeshttps://discord.gg/x25nAShhttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuestFor updates and sesh times.Mwapsyche....mwah
>>3228712Anon. Anon you need to get some chill dude.Maybe... You need to go.
>>3228708>>She really looks like she wants something>>Something so bad it's hurting her>>She can barely speakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrRbB-qUJfY
>>3228724Go off with Sabrina in privateDance on the MoonRock the SeabedGive Sabrina that taste of Magic and give her a soul
So are we just gonna ignore the fact that Alphonzo called Jackie a fucking "hand me down"? I think he's getting a bit too big for his britches. Need to humble tht little nigga.
>>3228712>"The dice betray us all eventually Sabrina.">Grab her gently, princess style of course.>"I need to clear my head, just for a little while.">Float down to the floor and...>Take her somewhere private (not too private!) and sit somewhere comfortable.>"I always sucked at expressing myself, understanding people too. Trusting them is... Finding a balance.">"We do not have to TRY however. We are psychic.">Interlace your fingers with hers.>Look her dead in the eye. Smile.>"You can't tell me how you feel, words failed you.">You begin to rub the back of her hands with your thumbs.>"And even now, we both brace for rejection in the back of our minds.">"You don't tell me what you feel, you can show me.">Mind meld. Take it slowly this time, you've got a big will advantage, and it would be to easy to overwhelm her. like you did Jackie
>>3229412Supporting, but keep in mind she's our friend, don't give her false hope. Actually, if we mindmeld she will know everything about us, including our feelings (she's going to get friendzoned at the same time she declares her love, poor girl)
>>3229542I disagree rather dearly with the friendzone thing.We should romance, she good to anon and good for him.And he feels... More like a person around her.I guess.It's complicated.
>>3229412c r i n g e
>>3229412>>3229560Sabrina is doing what Luna accused Jackie of, of falling in love with a idea of Anon, not Anon.Her problem is that she wants a full life but doesn't have the spine to seize it.She dreams of being something bigger than she is, but she doesn't have the tools to do it.Anon is like a prince charming to her, a magic man come to whisk her away to a better life, but there isn't one.Sabrina doesn't live for herself, shes trying to grow but is it enough?If we step in and uplift her she needs to be given full disclosure, lucky enough we have the psionic gift to share it all but in the end what is the point? What Life does Sabrina want, because if its that of a devoted wife we already got a dog that can and will kill enemies and take what she wants.I think that we need to go off, sit with Sabrina, share ourselves as deeply as we can because thats what good friends do. We find out what she really wants, whats holding her back and then take if from there because right now there is nothing more between Anon and Sabrina than friendship despite what Sabrina wishes. Then fuck back to our business because a literal sentient black hole is coming and Ludo awaits and the royal ball is in two days.
>Marco can't keep up with Star>Who is at war with all Rabbit KindDammit, I just realized we should have used our new illusion magic to make them all appear in Pirate get-ups...
>>3229980>Sabrina is doing what Luna accused Jackie of, of falling in love with a idea of Anon, not Anon.Is that actually the case though? Lunas obviously peeked into both minds.... and while she responded negatively to Jackie, she's been VERY favorably supporting Sab. I think you're right about it starting like that, but something probably changed in her. Probably around the time she saw the castle for the first time, or perhaps the trauma of seeing us self-explode and immediately lend a hand to help.She's still classified as a level 5 wallflower.... but after passing the 5 level marks, our allies and ourselves have typically earned a new title to match that new tier of power... I don't know, but I have a feeling her difficulty in expressing these desires and will are part of her inner struggle to discard that "wallflower" title and ascend to the next one.
>>3230589oh yeah there is a world in the pirate age
>>3230646Sabrina can be molded...has been molded previously and literally... by Luna unlike Jackie who has a strength of person.
SESSIONSTART!>>3229980>>3229412>>3228726>>3228724>Now, THAT>That Dance>That moment>The sound of Star crunching through rabbit spines>That was magicA: "Sabrina I-">EEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBr: "Everybody. We'll get new snacks. Just get to the living room and I'll start up the mewvies.">Brittany's Living Room>Has it's own theater screen>The windows are huge and tall>All of them have automatic curtains that come down>You>Don't want to go>You have something to say to SabrinaA: "Hey. Listen I-...I used to give these big corny speeches an-"Sa: "Anon."A: "And I think maybe we need to figure out what...">You grinA: "This. Is-">Sabrina hurls her guts out, sending it down onto the crowd below and spattering the inside of her maskA: "...Ok, fuck where's the bathroom!">The Butler's help Sabrina after you get her downSa: "Hey, Chiles."Ch: "Miss Backintosh. Good to see you.">Brittany's house has male and female restroomsA: "Weird.">In the Living room>You're all in a circle>With girls and boys split from one half to the nextBr: "Ok. Let's spin.">She flicks the bottle>It immediately whirls off>Hits somebody's knee>Bounces off Justin's 5th BeerJu: " -Burp- whoah. Catch it!">Marco catches it>SHING!...>The teens GaspBr: "Jackie...and Anon.">Jackie laughs>It's gentle and nice>She's smiling>Even though she can't look at youJ: "Of course."cont
>>3231483>>3231483>It is at this exact moment you get another message from Shiloh>She's stolen that skeleton head entirely>She's using it to let you see herSh: "MAssster~">She coos>With a whine>A growlSh: "Look.">She puts a metal bowl down into view>Prances around a kitchen islandSh: "I. Am. Making.">She SLAPS ALL THE KITCHEN TOOLS OFF THE COUNTER>Crawls up onto the kitchen island and smiles>There is someone's ear in her teeth>She is covered in flowerSh: "Cupcakes.">She licks>The Skull's eyesocketSh: "Can you smell the batter yet?">That>Is a modern...>Earth KitchenL: "...The Portal."What do?J: "Heh. Look at that.">Jackie gets up>She's coming toward you>Marco's tears>Are Ghibli sized>Star is holding him back
>>3231489>"Shiloh, Bad Girl."
>>3231489.....this should not be as hot as it is. It's the master~ thing. Fuck I'm a degenerate>just give the girl a kissIt's just the spin the bottle, we've kissed her before, don't be a spazz about it and kill the vibe. A quick kiss doesn't mean anything.
>>3231489save them so i can reanimate them later
>>3231489>Tell Shiloh that's nice and to clean her mess.>Maybe DON'T kiss Jackie?
SUPLEX JACKIENOT ONLY ARE WE GONNA TAKE MARCO'S FIRST KISS, BUT WE'RE ALSO GONNA TAKE HIS ONE AND ONLY CHANCE TO PUT THE MOVES ON JACKIETHATS RIGHT, WRASSLIN MOVES NOT THAT WEAK SAUCE LOVE SHIT
>>3231489>"If I ever find out which god or alien or teenager is responsible for this contrivance I am going to set their junk on fire, and then whip them to death with it.">Don't kiss her.>"I'm not even close to over you jackie, and I'm not going to do this to Sabrina.">"Or to either of us.">"I need to go find the murderous lunatic I freed from slavery. BRB.">Go drag shiloh back to Mewnus (attention is what she wants).
>have muscles give her a handpuppet cheek kiss then bow out for a second to take a call and craven call to handle our bitch
>>3231489The rules of the bottle do rule. Much like the dice. Beam A Sympathetic but understanding apology to her as we lean into the kiss... something along the lines that perhaps both we and her aren't ready for another kiss so soon and that we can get the two of us out of it using phanto-ray right before the kiss and playing it off to the crowd>Shiloh"Bad girl! How do you not know 'stay'?! It's like, the most basic of tricks to learn!"
>Calling Jackie "Second-Hand-Goodds".In other news....>>3231483Am I paranoid to think it's too much of a fucking coincidence the bottle fell on those two?Why wait. Why now? Why are you ok with this? I thought you needed space? I'm sorry about what happened I got a lot of shit I couldn't tell you back then but don't know how to say it. I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED I THOUGHT WE AGREED WE NEEDED SPACE, NOT TTHAT i WANT TO BE SEPARATE FROM YOU BUT I'M STILL SCARED OF HURTING YOU AND JANNA AND SABRINA OH GOD I CAM HERE WITH SABRINA I DON'T WANT TO HURT HER LIKE THIS.BUT I ALWAY WANT TO GO BACK WITH YOU AND JANNA AND KEEP SABRINA AND OH GOD THERE'S A MURDERER DOG LOOSE AND I'M RESONISBLE FOR I AND I GOTTA FIND HER.SHILOHNOBADTHIS ENDS RIGHT NOW
>>3231489>"No, if for no other reason than it will hurt me, you, and Sabrina.">"OH MY GOSH! ONE OF MY MINIONS JUST WENT ON A BLOODY RAMPAGE GOTTA GO STOP THEM BRB."
>>3231575>THIS ENDS RIGHT NOW"maaake me. I've been such a baaaad girl. I need punishment from master and master alone ~~~ <3 "Do we have a sweaty anon pic?
>>3231549#>Tell Shillow not to kill people>Tell Jackie the truth: we aren't over our relationship at all, we've tried to hang out with our friends and family, to bury our problems into work, to focus on our self improvement, but every time we see her it hurts a lot and we feel terribly afraid, which is weird because our brain is literally modified so we are unable to feel fear nor pain.
Stop being so fucking not bothered by Shiloh killing random innocent people.>Turns out she just murderedd Jackie or Marco or Janna or Sabrina's parents
Shlioh needs to be punished.Take the Strings and let Sabrina decide. Then do it to em both
>>3231621We can just make them not dead
>>3231630Not yet we cant.Also yes. Being a bloodthirsty serial killer is a problem.
>Refuse the Kiss>Not over her...L: "Pressure always makes you admit what's important.">Play it as a cute joke>Of course>You chicken>Here she comes>Your skin is tingling>Her eyes>They're closed>She already has her movements planned>Her own kiss>You stand up>Look Jackie in the faceA: "Jack.">She stops>Opens her eyesA: "I'm not over you."J: "...me either."A: "...">You dabhttps://youtu.be/HLgtO64UWFE>People scream>Justin "OOOOHHHS!">A pumpkin smashes through one of the windows>It lands nearby>Blinks>Then SCREAMSP: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!">A butler grabs it and hucks it out into the yard>You can hear Janna cackling from the roofGB: "Yes! Yes! Burn the stolen furniture!"Ja: "AAAHAHAHAHAHAH!"Br: " -She- wasn't invited either!">THEN YOU SPRINT FOR THE KITCHENA: "NO MATTER WHAT YOU HEAR DON'T FUCKING COME INTO THE LADIE'S DEPARTMENT."Br: "HEY! You can't just RUN from spin the bottle!">Chantelle puts a hand out on Britt's shoulder>She fumes>Shuffles downJ: "Well. I gotta kiss -somebody.- ">Jackie kicks the bottle>It flips>and lands pointing at a girlBr: "Carrie. Kiss Jackie."Ca: "WHoah. Hey. I'm not cool with th-">Jackie blows her a kiss>Carrie blushes to her ears>She's probably ok with it nowcont
>>3231633If it was just pointed at the right targets, she'd be a massive boone to to our fighting power by the sounds of it so far...
>>3231630>>3231625>>3231630No, no we can't yet. And either then this is something horrible she's doing AND it's most probably have reppercusions with the MiBBies.You fucking idiots. Stop encouragin this behavior. We can't let her act this way anymore.YOU WANTED TO MAKE A KINGDOM WITH RULES?WELL NOW YOU HAVE TO ENFORCE THEM.You elected Susan as your enforcer of the law. What is she gonna have to say to this?
>>3231640>>3231640>Brittany's Kitchen is as big as a restaurant>It's dark>You smell gingerA: "Shiloh!">Where is the fucking light switchSh: "hehehehe mmrrmm...Anon.">You can't hear her>Where is she?A: "SHiloh! I told you to fucking STAY WITH YOUR PEOPLE!"Sh: "I'm not your dog, Master.">You see a glint in the darkSh: "I'm your destiny.">SHUNK!>Something hot>And>Wet>Hits your face>Click!>The Lights come on>Shiloh is just in an apron>Jeans>Her hair is up in a bandana>Her tail has a braid in it>She is legit just making Muffins>She looks kinna like a 50s Housewife>She was chopping applesA: "A-...apple muffins?"Sh: "Oh! It's a recipe I got from those Mewman farmers we raided!">She waves an etched piece of leatherSh: "BAKED Apples! For brown sugar Apple Muffins!">The Kitchen door opensCh: "I say, sir. The kitchen is meant for -staff- only-"SH: " https://youtu.be/iyjFPg4BSMI ">SHILOH IS NOW MAULING CHILES THE BUTLER>She leaps>Pins him into the door frame>Drags her claws into his skinny chestCH: "Oh! OH MY WORD! H-">She headbutts his chin>Cracks his skull against the door and is making a huge mess>Along with a lot of noiseWhat do?
>>3231678stop her and heal the guy up then ask her how many did she kill?
>>3231678"If you don't stop mauling the butler i will never pet you."
>>3231678>Take The Strings while her real persona is out >Heal the Butler>Then Call Susan to handle this lawbreaker
>>3231678DAMN IT STOP MAKING A MESS!>Knock her out
>>3231678>I am honestly impressed you managed to chill enough to bake an apple pie.>Stop her and heal the butler, hes apparently spiritual kin to Sabrina.>Do you understand why I asked you to stay on Mewni?>And why muscles is not buried to my elbow in your snatch right now?>Can you at least GUESS why I did these things? Or did that never occur to you?
>>3231678NOBAD FUCK STOPYOU FUCKING RETARDDO YOU EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OG THE WORDS "MASTER"?BITCH>[TAKE THE STRINGS]SITGRAB THAT BITCH BY THE SCRUFF OF HER NECK USING MUSCLES STR AND AND CRAVEN CALL BACK TO THE CASTLE WITH HER.
>>3231678Supporting >>3231685 , >>3231692 and contacting sheriff Susan. Shiloh can have access to seeing us all the time, but if she can't follow some simple rules and commands, she's a greater liability than benefit to our fledgling empire. Exile may be in order.
TIME TO SHOW THE BITCH WHO'S THE BOSS OF THIS GYMGO FOR THE SUPLEX
>>3231685>>3231692>>3231695>>3231700support make sure we reanimate the dead people and heal the butler
>>3231711Oh and heal the butler of course.
>>3231729>>3231720>>3231711And yeah, collect the dead.
>>3231678Do not take the strings her, just manhandle her.
>>3231678>>3231700Its because shes inconsiderate.Which is really hypocritical coming from us, but still true.
>>3231757Shes begging for it thou
>>3231678>Take The Strings to stop her>Take dis bitch to Susan for proper judgement.
>>3231678>Take the strings.>Make susan deal with her.Guys seriously I think you know this is a good idea, if your not going to kill or bone her its not.This will in NOWAY rehab her or... fuck it, heres hoping Susan opts to kill her.
>>3231816>>3231801>>3231695>>3231714We can't kill her.We need her to lead the Monster, her pack.If we kill her the Monsters will come asking what happened to her, what will we say then.We need to punish her, something she won't like.Then we need to think of a way to make her behave, rehabilitate her.Well, habilitate her, since I don't think she was ever not like this.
>>3231831We can kill her and ressurect her as a revenant and noone would man
>The votes>To physically stop her and discipline this>MAD>BAD DOGA: "SHILOH!">You rush in>Muscles and you both seethe with furious energy>The wand flips around behind you like it's being yanked in a G-mod tool demoA: "HOW. FUCKING DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME. WHEN I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF SERIOU-">The Bottle spins>Star gaspsSt: "OoooOHH! Carrie again!"M: "And...Justin."Br: "No. Carrie, kiss Garret.">Brittany>Is cheatingJ: "Britt. You can't just change the rules when you don't like the game."Br: "No one. Is kissing. My boyfriend."Ju: "So why the fuck am I here?">Awkward silenceCa: "It's ok. I'll kiss Garret."Ga: "WOO!">This goes on>As you and Muscles>Wrestle a slick>Angery>Puppo>Shiloh gets an 18>Which is LESS than Muscles and Anon's POWER rating of 23!>You grab her neck!Sh: "Hm!? Hey! PUT ME DOWN! LET ME LOVE YOU!">You SLAM her into the cupcake batter>It splatters everywhere>You grab a wooden spoon as Muscles pythons around her body>Then pap her in the nose with itA: "Bad. Dog.">only 13/100 of insanity>Shiloh>CriesSh: "I- I just went to k-...kill your enemies.">She whines>Wags>Her tail>She licks your cheekSh: "Master. Please. I have to do this. It's my nature!">She licks Muscles wrist>He shudders from being supplicated towardcont
>>3231841That would fix nothing. WHat would even be the point of doing that then?
>>3231831Psychopaths arent made theyre born
>>3231844>>3231844>You can smell ginger again>Shiloh is whining>Brittany is cheatingJa: "Janna is gonna summon a swarm of wasps by sacrificing Oskarr's hair to the goat."GB: "Get me some salad dressing for it!"O: "This is -so- cool."A: "Susan!">You SHRIP for your palSu: "Hewwo."A: "Dis bitch. Broke the rules."Su: "Which one?"A: "The one about PISSING ME OFF."Sh: "A-...and I'm sorry!">She's wriggling>A lot>Yet not getting looseSu: "She kiwwed peopew wight?"A: "Yeah, I guess sure whatever."Su: "Owe pepow?"Sh: "No! Never! I would never just go snacking on our own! That's our pack! It's us! I killed Mewmans! Filthy loyalists!"Su: "Hmmm...I shay she shouwld...">Susan hikes her up on her shoulders>You heal the butler with your free hand>After tossing the spoon out the window>it breaks>Fuck Rich peopleSu: "I'mma take hewe to Wondervon and put a shock Cowwaw on hew."A: "Hm..."Su: "Then beat hew ass bwack and bwue."St: "OK! Marco's turn!">It is Marco's turn in the living room>To spin the bottle>Janna might seriously summon that swarm of wasps>Every light in the house dims>For just a momentCh: "Oh my...I-...I feel faint.">Susan knocks Chiles out with her foot without looking>WACK!>She sniffsSu: "See ya."J: "Oh! Hey, Sab.">Sabrina is back in the living room>Nobody gave a shit about the sounds of fightingWhat do?
>>3231847reanimate the causalities
>>3231847>Ask Star if she has any fun Mewman party games like... truth or dare
>>3231863also this support dont forget to sit with Sabrina
>>3231847>Grab Sabrina (I don't want her pressed into kissing anyone)>Then go find Janna and try to reason with her, bunnies are one thing but bugs are gross and there are people we loke here.
>>3231847>Thank Susan.>Get some sauce for oskars hair.>Reanimate casualties.>Sit next to Sabrina>Tell Goat bro you totally want to 1v1 those wasps.
>>3231847Get Susan to ask Shiloh if she killed anyone back here and if she did get the Skeletons to cllect their bodies for later renaimating.Don't foget about that "pauper" girl Grate and the boys killed a while ago.>Rejoin the game and Sabrina,Jackie,Janna and Justing and Alfonso and everyone.>>3231863>>3231867That's just fucking metagaming cause you wanwt The Cubeto be brought up.. Anon ahs no way of knowing about that.
>>3231847>Tell Goat bro you totally want to 1v1 those wasps.
Cubeto is awesome though.
>>3231877>but bugs are gross
>>3231895wait i actually forgot that also i just wanted to do truth or dare the most classic and universal game
>>3231847Support >>3231886 ... shadow assist for wasp shenanigans, but mind message Janna to hold it until Brittney looks like she's JUUUST about to get what she wants for extra salt generation. Rejoin game, sitting next to Sab.
>>3231906Eclipsa IS grossBugs =/= SpidersLuna is a Spider an a goddess
A: "You.">You say>To the SkeletonA: "Get your bone brothers. Gather up any bodies she made and put em somewhere safe.">The Skeleton asks if you mean with the zombiesA: "YES WITH THE ZOMBIE BODIES. IN THE PILE OF CORPSES I KEEP IN MY HOUSE.">You yank open the fridgeA: "HmmMMmM.">There is a sauce bottle>Called Giusti>Sealed with waxA: "Good enough.">You GHOST FORM>Up>Through the house>Brittany's house has 5 floors and an Attic Game room>The Attic has a pool table nobody has ever used>And a hot tub>You get to the roof>Whoah>JannaA: "Janna I need to get down there but fighting wasps sound cool a-">WH>WHoah>Janna>Lookscont
>>3232116>>3232116https://youtu.be/LZDLb0Y6Tps?list=PLfzW_wEeYxk4zgtK_i2TRpFJ42zyS_l0UJa: "Heh...Hey dude.">Rough>Her eyes have huge bags under them>Her hair is down>Her clothes look ratty and disheveledJa: "You got the sauce!?"A: "Right here.">She snatches it>Rips the wax off with her teeth>Drowns Okarr's shredded hair with itO: "Wuzzup?">Oskarr's eyes>They are finally freeO: "Long time no see, dude."Ja: "There. It's seasoned.">The Goat>Approaches>He's towering>Reeks of grass>And looks...>CrazedGB: "At LAHST!">He stuffs himself with the hair>Slurps it like NoodlesA: "You two have uh...been at it?"Ja: "I've gotten so much STRONGER, dude!"A: "Y-yeah?">The Goat belches>Hair flies from his nostrils>As his pupils expand>Janna flicks her hands>And wasps crawl out from under her fingernailscont
>>3232126>>3232126>171 of them>They're swollen>BlackJa: "Can you feel them?">They're thoughtlessJa: "They're so dang EMPTY!">Meanwhile>Down belowSa: "Where are you?" St: "OooH! Go Marco! You got ~Sabrina~ ">HMMMM>HMM!?Br: "Heh. Yeah, sure. Go for it."Sa: "I- I- I'm n-"Br: "Go, Diaz. Get in there. You weren't cool enough to be invited but maybe you can earn another spin if you show some mojito nuts."Su: "Dog is down."A: "Thank you, Susan. Always handling my dogs of war."Su: "Gwow a vagina."A: "WH-"Su: "I'm fuckin' WONEWY I awmosht kisshed the fuckin' wolf giw.">Janna is Crazy>Real>Real crazy>She has also summoned the wasps>Marco is about to kiss Sabrina-Go stop that shit yourselfOr-Fight the Wasps IRLOr-Let the wasps fuck shit up>So they sting some people>Oh well>Better them than Sabrina's purityOr as always>You can get creatvieChoose.>Also>The house shakesGB: "oooOOHHCCCHh yaaahhh!">Janna and bleats>The Goat>Kicks with the earthquakeGB: "What're YEW lookin at?">The Goat>Puts a six pack on the ground>Spreads his armsGB: "Fresh summoned. Life the fookin' Party right here.">He stomps>The whole roof shakes>He BRAYS at the sky>The Stars>Look further awayGB: "COME ON! COME ON THEN YEH GREAT TODDERIN' FOOL!"choose.
>>3232135>Swap Susan with Sabrina, let her have a party>Grab Sabrina and let her watch us beat the shit out of Goatbro for not caring well for Janna.
>>3232135have your bugs fight wasps 1 vs 1 lets see who is stronger
>>3232135>Ja: "Can you feel them?">They're thoughtless>Ja: "They're so dang EMPTY!"Utilize our mind powers... maybe if they've got no mind, we can feed them the instructions, the leadership they're to have. Then... use then to go down, make a ruckus maybe by stinging a couple of the more bullyish guests, swoop down, transform, and 1v1 save the day?
>>3232135So Goatbro is a Psionic parasite, it feeds on human thoughts and emotions and a parasite is never beneficial. You saw what happened to Martha.>Rough>Her eyes have huge bags under them>Her hair is down>Her clothes look ratty and disheveledJanna is fuckkin lost in the sauce and needs a wake up... Sabrina needs to see this go down, see what we deal with.
>>3232135Lets have a cool bug fight. Sabrina is a big girl, we left for 10 minutes she doesnt need us around her constantly. If she doesnt wanna kiss Marco she can choose not to,just like we did with Jackie. Is her character so weak she can't even refuse to kiss other men?Also Marco would most likely refuse anyway. If not that then Star might stop being a cuck and intervene.Janna and bug fights are more important right now
>>3232126A: "Janna I need to get down there but fighting wasps sound cool a-">WH>WHoah>Janna>Looks>[YouTube] Mark Korven - "Hare in the Woods" (The Witch OST) (embed)>Ja: "Heh...Hey dude.">>Rough>>Her eyes have huge bags under them>>Her hair is down>>Her clothes look ratty and disheveledUh... is this... bad? Luna? What do you think of these two?Quest's making this look real creepy, but maybe it's cool?>>3232135>Mind Read Sabrina. Tell her if she doesn't want to kiss Marco it's ok. She can be strong and say no.We trust in her. She can do it. She doesn't have to give in to peer pressure. She can stand for herself. And we're dthere for her.>Susan did a good job. She's lonely? Get her to join the party.Just need to get her a new mask.
>>3232197With so much kissing going on anyways, maybe a peck on the Cheek and a quick encouraging word to snap her out of the daze before performing desired action?
>>3232135>Telepathy sabrina>I landed on Jackie and noped out like a bitttch.>Cock block Marco again.>Kiss Sabrina in front of everyone.>"Janna's new boyfriend is being a dick to her, so I need to go bust his balls.">"Somebody else get the wasps please?">Go back up to the roof.>"What the fuck dudes, Janna you look like your about to drop dead.">"Goat bro, why the fuck does Janna look like she's about to drop dead.">"No. I'm not taking 'its my life I'll kill myself if I want' as an awnsers, I don't care if you get mad at me this time."Janna's probably been sucking too much divine power.More than she can handle... Which likely has side effects on her, and GB.The allure of power and all that...
>>3232135>>3232184Fuck, I think >>3232197 might be right. Swapping to support >>3232197 and have Susan stand in for her if we can. It potentially covers a lot of our desired end goals.... ensuring Janna's safety, exposing Sabrina to our everyday challenges and importance of our allies, gives Susan the chance to interact with others should she want.... no one should know who she is with a mask, right? She can be anyone and whoever she wants
>>3232135we must wake up janna its clear that janna and goat bro are being to power hungry and its kind of corrupting her and him
>>3232135You know what...>Cuck Marco one more time and snog Sabrina in front of everyone>Ask Susan>You wanna help me fight this god real quick and then crash the party?
>>3232197Its likely that Janna went to deep into the sauce. Power is like that ya know.Especially people who value freedom over erreythin.
>Go down to kiss Marco >Summon Susan to play with Janner's wersps
>>3232254> Add in getting Susan's help.
>The votes are clear>Although you're conflicted about Sabrina>Tied on trusting her>Or rescuing her>Or swapping her for SusanA: "Uh...">Anon decidesA: "FUCKIN' UH">As the Goat and Janna dance in the starlight>As Janna starts to foam at the mouth>ANon SHRIPS the air>Portals to the living roomA: "Who wants to kiss when you could FIGHT FUCKING BEES!?">The Bees>Are summoned into the living roomA: "It's a new game!"St: "A new game!?"M: "AH! WASPS! WHY ARE THERE WASPS!?"A: "Cause you're a SEXUAL PREDATOR, MARCO!">Sabrina>FaintsA: "Now if you'll EXCUSE ME!">Muscles reaches into the portal>Grabs the Goat's chest hairs>All 1100 of them he can grip>YANKS him into the living roomGB: "Oh my..">His bloodshot eyes take in the scene>Surrounded by teens in the darkGB: "Ain't this familiar?">You look at starA: "The game is called 'gang-fight.' "St: "GANG FIGHT!?"M: "Gang FIGHT!?"A: "WAIT!">The crowd goes quiet>You gently pick up Sabrina>Who is utterly emptied out>Not even a dream is in her head>She's limp as fuck>Like a lil' noodleSa: "I just...I jush wanted to kissh...Anon."J: "You and me both, sister.">Marco>Breaks>You tucc Sabrina into the nearby stretch Couch>Brittany's couch has a warming seatsA: "Ok. Now.">You point at the goat>After summoning>SusanA: "EVERYBODY FIGHT THE GOAT MONSTER."GB: "Yah wana destroy ME!?">Janna>Isn't even responding>She's too busy>Dancing>Under the starsA: "I'M GONNA FIST. YOU. THEN PROBABLY KISS MARCO TO TEACH HIM A LESSON!"ROLL!>STRENGTH>CHARISMA>AND WILL!!!PUT IN ALL THE WRESTLING MOVES YOU LIKEINCLUDE COMBO MOVES WITH SUSANMAYBE EVEN STARMARCORUIN BRITT'S PARTY IN THE BEST FUCKING WAY POSSIBLEgo.
Rolled 14, 18, 15 = 47 (3d20)>>3232329FOLDING CHAIR TO THE GOAT DOMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUWxAHapGqM
Rolled 19, 3, 13 = 35 (3d20)>>3232329Here goes.Give 'em the ol' Daigo Revenge! https://youtu.be/pS5peqApgUA?t=170
Rolled 19, 19, 20 = 58 (3d20)>>3232329We're not gonna destroy you, we're just going to hurt you. A lot.
Rolled 13, 15, 18 = 46 (3d20)>>3232329Pic related! all the clotheslines after!Full nelson that butch and set up star and marco for a twin dual kick in the goat boy's groin!Have Muscles double purple nurple his balls AND nipples!Fucking give him a Richotet shot like a true luchador!Go muscles base form and go mister Fantastic on his ass!Giga drill punch the fuckGrab him by the waist with an enlarged muscle's hand, twist our arm back and propel him like a plane turbine!
Rolled 2, 16, 11 = 29 (3d20)>>3232329
Rolled 7, 13, 12 = 32 (3d20)>>3232329LETS MAKE THIS A ORGY OF PAIN>>3232354thats accurate LETS MAKE THIS A SHOW AND PUT GOAT BRO DOWN A PEG OR 8 SO JANNA DONT DIE OR BECOME LIKE THAT WITCH OR WORSE
>>3232329Double lariat with SusanCandy bug blast with starJackie runs over him with the bone bike.Let Marco come up with a combo move he knows karate.
Rolled 6, 9, 19 = 34 (3d20)>>3232329>WRESTLING MOVESAtomic Suplex ( https://youtu.be/V6NBr9GEOlE?t=120s )
>>3232364WE MUST WRESTLE AND GRAPPLE THAT CHEST HAIR
Rolled 18, 13, 1 = 32 (3d20)>>3232329Put him in a boston crab and call it the Benoit Bridge
>>3232329>>3232348Another Idea:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0f4bcXYWzMHyper Bomb the gote into one of Star's spells
>>3232425Supportan as well
>>3232425Do the wombo combo with Marco!
>>3232476Actually wouldn't mind this with any of our friends and companions. Would be sweet to get the Brozantine emperor in on it as well.Justins been drunk since he arrived. Is this just normal bro behavior, or is he drowning his guilt over teammates death in alcohol?
>>3232686Probably that second one.
There are 8 posts with rolls. 3 rolls were made. Let us see what way the world crumbles.>2>>3232348>>3232348>19 on Strength.>For a 33 totalhttps://youtu.be/GMVZsmAQ5vY>>3232344>There are no folding chairs in Brittany's house>It is too nice>SKRAWNK!>Which is why Muscles yanks out a theater seat>And you HUCK IT INTO A GOAT FACE>Teens>Go>Berserkhttps://youtu.be/wkx7KcX-84U>Star grabs a kid named "Matt"S: "AAAAAAAHHHH! TAVERN FIGHT!"M: "WAIT! I DIDN'T SIGN ANY WAIVERS!">She just throws him>Straight up>As hard as she can>Nat 20M: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAhAHAHah maooohhmeee~ ">He never stops flying up>He doesn't even come back downS: "WHO'S NEXT!?">>3232348>>3232348>You rush into the goat>He's bleeding from both nostrils>Weeping>You Uppercut him most soundly>6th roll is charisma>>3232364>>3232364>20 totalM: "AnoN! Stop! WHY ARE WE DOING THIS!?"A: "He made Janna HAVE RISKY, QUESTIONABLE RELATIONS WITH HIM!">Marco looks serious>>3232354>>3232354A: "Aide me, Marco.">He clenches his fistM: "A girl's purity...IS SACRED!"A: "LET'S MASSAGE THE WORD PAIN INTO HIS SKELETON!"cont
>>3232760>>3232760>>3232356>You and Muscles Suplex the goat>Janna Screams>Laughs>Then weeps looking up at the skyGB: "Come on then!">He tries to standA: " https://youtu.be/PLIQt6C4Sew?t=6 ">CLOTHESLINED>Then you fade back>Muscles coils into a springSt: "LET'S GET HIM!"M: "I'll use my AXE KICK!"A: "HIT HIM WHERE IT HURTS!">You point down to their target>As Muscles gives them wingsA: "The DOng."M: "Ew. Gross."A: "It's a FIGHT!">Marco>SnapsM: "FIghts are honorable!"A: "Bitch, wha-"M: "This is a BEATING!"A: "...I remember why we were friends."M: "Yeah actually me too let's like...do something late-"A: "PUNCH NOW. GAY TOMORROW.">WACK!>CRACKAK!"GB: "MYYAAEeehHHHAhahah! AGAIN! AGAIN! IT FEELS SO CLOSE!"A: "That tears it.">You>Transformhttps://youtu.be/KoY66lqmcYA>Not to a spell based body>Muscles and you>Combine>With your charisma>You've turned the teens to your side>Star picks a girl called Leah up by her ankles>Swings her into Brittany as she tries to get megaphoneST: "AAAHHHH!">You crack your neck>Then Knuckles>As you and Muscles turn>An unseen wind blows the scarf made from your jacket behind you>Base Muscles speaks>In a warped, deepened version of your voiceA: "Count up your sins, Bitch."GB: "They're...endless!"cont
>>3232769>>3232769A: "MUDAMUDAAADADADADAD!">>3232364>>3232364>The other kids witness>Your rocket, elastic punches>You drag the goat by it's ankles>Hurl him into the sky>Then crouchA: "ROTARY. ANAL FISSURE. UPPERCUT!">You spin>They witness>Your might>6 of them stop fighting to weepAndrea: "This is so COOL! Why aren't WE this cool!?">You freeze in mid-air>Your alien eye-visor winks at herA: "You're Normies.">>3232375>>3232375>Susan grabs you>You spin with her>She brings you down and you>COMBINE>INTO THE LARIAT MACHINE OF GIGANT FISTS AND FEET>WAKCAKWRACKSMACK!A: "Hey! Star!">Star is biting a hole into the couch so she can stuff Chantelle's head into itS: "Mf!?"A: "He says Unicorns are better than Narwhals.">You clear the way>Turn your back to the scene>As Star vaporizes him body hair off>With little Narwhal nukesM: "Do you see why -I'm- friends with Star?"A: "Cause you won't admit you find me attractive for being out of control cause femininity intimidates you."M: "d-dude you can't-"A: "It's cool.">You turn to look at himA: "I got beards too.">You turn to Jackiecont
>>3232774>>3232774>You >SNAP!>VRROOMMM!>As your bike blasts through the wallA: "Jackie."J: "...">You nod to the bike>Your weird antennae twitch as you do soA: "Wanna ride my hog?">20 total on Charisma>Jackie was nuggey-ing some kid named Zeke to keep him from grabbing her>She looks to your bike>Her eyes>SparkleJ: "I'll find a spot.">She does a dead leap>With all that mass>And lands>14+ her dex of 11>Flawlessly>Her jeans rip a little along one thigh>She revs the engine>Somehow>Sabrina is still asleepA: "Had enough yet?"GB: "I'll never have enough. I'll never be finished, boi. Yer friend's wasting...and that don't please me none. Yer world has been fadin'...and all I wanna do.">The goat spitsGB: "Is let it.">You step aside>Marco>Tightens his belt>HE HITS THE LONG KICK>So he rolls again>Spins>INTO THE HOOKS>WACK SMACK!>He misses the last hit>Stumbles into the old snack table>>3232381>>3232381>You grab the goat>Stretch your arms and legs to coil into serpentine springsA: "Alley Oop.">You toss him up>Spins>HEADBUTTS YOU IN HIS DIVE>The crowd OOOOooSGB: "Breehehhheh. A little fight?">ANON HAS TAKEN 12 DAMAGEGB: "How's that fer ya?">You give him a screw piledriver>Into the movie screen>>3232387>>3232387>You roll out of the smoke>Holding both of his anklesA: "GIVE IN!"GB: "BEEHHHH!"A: "GIVE INTO THE BENOIT BRIDGE!"GB: "Das NOHT EVEN A MEWVE!"A: "THAT DOES IT. YOU WON'T RELEASE JANNA?">The Goat>Smilescont
>>3232779>>3232779GB: "Ya little twit...Ah cannae even get her back under me wing.">Janna is up above>Stripping her hair off>Still weepingGB: "She's lost...yer all lost.">He heavesGB: "Let -me- go. Let her die at least. So I can do the same.">Luna appears on your shoulderL: "You were amusing...but an ultimate dissatisfaction."GB: "Aye. So's my summation of the world. An all it's eternities."L: "You don't know -real- eternity."GB: "Och, yes Ah do. All that matters is what happens the moment yer eyes can see. Yer lungs can breathe...up until the end.">You release him>Go over to Marco>You offer him>Your handA: "Where are you at?">He looks at itA: "One more Wombo.">He nods>Takes it like the handshake of Dillon himself>That sonnova bitch manages to squeeze Muscles enough to get quake from his joints>You throw him>He flying knees the goat>SMACK!GB: "Beeh! ...and then it all STOPS matterin'...the MOMENT yer eyes don't see. When your little skin cells stohp firing nerve signals.">You come running>Slide under the Goat>Flick his tip>Then kick off of Marco's outstretched hands>TO KNEE HIM AGAINGB: "BAH!">The goat stumbles backward>Trips over a brawl of Justin>Robert>A cheerleader named Jeff>And a normal girl you thought was pretty tame named Becky>Becky has a broken beer bottle she's trying to cut people with>The Goat falls>Shattering the nearby couch into splinters>And designer cushions>Sabrina is fine>Brittany's couch is a sectional>Sabrina mumbles>Rolls under the throw blanket>And somehow>Still>Asleepcont
>>3232783>>3232783GB: "hehhhh...">He's wheezing>His eyes are rolled back>His body shrinks and rolls it's bonesGB: "Please...">He reaches>Up>Janna is T-posing up on the roofGB: "Her mind, lad...her faith. It's almost gone. Almost gone aweh..."Br: "My...">Brittany comes>With a kitchen knifeBR: "FUCKING. GOD.">Stab stabBR: "DAMN.">StabBR: "PARTY!">A final stab>In his heaving chest>Which is when his hand>With dark gleaming claws>Snatches Brittany by the neckBR: "Hmf!">It's so big his fingers curl around her skull>Smother her mouth>She kicks and weeps>The Goat>Old>Used up>Hedonistic>And tired>Looks at Luna>She>SmilesGB: "Ah doon't understand Eternity.">SNAP!>Britt's body>Hit's the floor>Crooked and twitchingGB: "Aye Reject it. I'm doone with it. I've been kept alive by ghosts and cults for too long...I don't WANT to understand it."JA: "IT'S.">The wicked goat looks up to the sky>With broken, blind eyesGB: "But he does."JA: "HERE!"Cont...>3rd>>3232354>>3232354YOUR WILL IS A NATURAL 20....Writing.
>>3232788>SNAP!>Britt's body>Hit's the floor>Crooked and twitchinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyiFjhBClfw
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>>3232809>As voiced by Pony Head
>>3232783She not asleep. The darkness in this world.It's been mind crushing her this whole time.THAT MOTHERFUCKING SPACE BLOB RUINED OUR MOTHERFUCKING DATE REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!Time to punch shub niggurath in the tiddies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xA_Qfj8ErYC̖̳H͍̱̺͇͍I̖̮L̮̝͙D̝̙̞̞̭ ̥͜O̤̩F̢͈̮͇̳̖̖ͅ ̴̟̠̖̥͇͔D̻͕̰U̳̠͢N͍̱W̢̭̩̺͓̺̦ͅÌ͔͈̣̮̳̳̫C̦͜H̖͎̳̕ ̠̙̣̩̳͖̱C̱̠͙͈͎͜R͚͠Y̟͕̺͈̥Y̩ͅO͚U̦̥ ̤͈̹̙HA͇̬̻̫̪ͅV̳̝͎̞͎̪͡E̻̻ ̧͕͔YO̸̝̞͈U͕̟̟R̳͍ ̻̬FA̗̞̣̤T̙̥̰̀H͕̭̹͖̀Ẹ̳̘̝͕͙͢ͅR̡̯͙S̫̭͚̫ͅ ̷E̟͎̼̹̺̘ͅY͎͝E̢͙̻̫̩̘͙̘S̶̫͎̰̥̥̩͎̞C͈̣͚͈̮̥̻H̶̼I̘LD̥̯͚̙͈̜̮ ̷̻̭̤͖O͖̳͉̦͞F̀ ̞̥̝͉̩͍͍DU̷̬N̛̬̰WI̦̳̳͕̖͔͓C͕̥͉̟͘H̴̥̻͍̺͕̝ ̻͚͞R̕I̦̖͖̖͝S̬̼̭̩͕̯E̝̥͕̻͘͘E͇̝͎N̰͙͓͖̳͖ͅD̻̻̯̠̥͘ ͙̮T̖͚̥H̛̟͍̬͎E̞̳͍̬̗̖ͅ ̦̬̘W͈̯̝O͉̝͇R̛̬̫̜L͕͈͉̖̮̕D̝͔͕ ̱̖͕͘T͖H̝̻͇̥̮A̤͇̳T̛̜͖͚̝̟͙̭ Y̳͈͖̼̘̥͞Ó͕̯̭͖̫͉U͙͇̘ ̳̯͓̗͉D͇̮̺̙̠̺͢I̹̺͚͖͎̦S͓ͅͅP̜͍̤͉̭I̸̹̻S̳̹͍̳̺̻͚E̝͕̰
>>3232788>>3232788>That nat 20 does a few things for you, Anon>For one...YOUR WILL IS NOWPLUSTWENTY.https://youtu.be/kLH8skGXKw4>Which is how you feel it>Every mind>All around you>So small>So...>Quiet>You can almost see them>The minds of these...children>Aren't you a child, Anon?>Then why>Is your mind>So twisted>So awful>So bent and capable>Why are you a machine?>If you're really just a boy...A: "No...">The lights go away first>Light>Itself>Is siphoned upwards>Warped out of sight>Into the walls>Which crumple away in the darkness>You can feel breath being sucked from your lungs>You look up>The roof>All the floors>The attic with the unused Pool table>All of it is gone>The kids are all on the ground>Some gripping their bleeding ears>Some nursing burst eyes>21 of them have outright died>Carrie>Francis>Ferguson?>Alfonzo>Sabrina>Raya>Chantelle>They're alive>Weeping blood>Sabrina's mind>It isn't there>All their minds>Just>Aren't>Therecont
>>3232898>>3232898>When you look up again>The Stars aren't right>The Moon>The entire moon is gone>It consumes all>If not for your WILL>Your...unnatural mind>For your mind isn't -of- this world, is it?A: "What?">Your thoughts aren't theirsA: "No, I-"L: "No. You leave him. He's mine.">THEIR thoughts are those of people in this world>Real members of this reality>You, Anon>Are differentA: "No..no, I'm a person. I AM!"L: "You are! HE IS!">A day Past NeromasL: "SHUT UP.">Arkanomen>GrievetanRoss>King Hectitude>NamelessOne>Superkeaton>Comf>AcidSilver-AH!>ChaosA: "What...what are these?">McSIRMAN!>Names>Likes yours>Anonymous>Anonymous>ANONYMOUS>You're not a person>You're just a -new- kind of CHARACTERA: "Mom..."L: "I will boil your loved ones for this."A: "Mom. Why aren't we dying?"cont
>>3232904>>3232904>Congratulations>Your psychic power is extra-planar>Which is why you still have your mind>Mind enough to look up and see>Luna's Spell of renewed Life>Perverted>To make this>A thing>A non-object>That lives>A Black Hole>With an Anti-Soul>You have enough mind to Watch Janna get pulled into the abyss>Her body shreds into Microns>The Goat>Smiles>His eyes grow dark>As eyes grow in the dark>That look down on you>Then>THE DARKNESS SMILES BACK>and Speaks???: " https://youtu.be/OOu74_3J_Mg "SESSIONEND!STAY TUNED FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!WE CONTINUE SOON! FOR THE NEXT ANDFINAL CHAPTERSOF...ANONYMOUSVSTHE UNIVERSE-ERSE-ERSEbless.https://youtu.be/K4_Qzx-E2LQ
>>3232909Hell fuckboy~Also good session quest. Still have to find time to make out with Sabrina though.
>>3232909>>3232909PH: "Oh my goawd...">Pony head comes out a closet>Justin stumbles out from behind her>Drunk>Covered in lipstick>He points at Brittany's broken body>As it and he>Are sucked up into OblivionJu: "I'm Breakingf up with you."Special thanks to the Patreon PalsEspecially Ark, Ky0suke and Superkeatonhttps://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620Join us on the social tubeshttps://discord.gg/x25nAShhttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuestand StayBlesst.Love,L: "You couldn't even PRETEND to know the meaning of that."Quest.>Mwah!
WE CAN DO ITWE CAN KILL THIS UN-THINGRIP LUNAS PAGE FROM ITS HEARTCONSUME ITAND BRING EVERYONE BACKAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAlso Justin you absolute fucking weapon. You snogged ponyhead, dumped your dead Gf to her twisted face then backflipped into oblivion.
>>3232909>>3232917What a closer for the week! Thanks for the session Quest!>Janna downed>Jackie, Star, Marco MIA ?>21 classmates outright died>the remaining are like their minds aren't there>Justin DownedFuck, this is definitely going to be a OWN form encounter, isn't it?
>>3232952Yeah pretty much."Anon doesn't pay games" should work.
Or use Dark star formThe darkness' suck against "THE SUCK"The ultimate suck war.
>>3233022DarkStar forms a miniblack hole, this is an ancient living black hole that consumes minds
>>3233023>>3233022OWN form or bust.
>>3233023>>3233022Dark Star isn't a Black hole.It's a Supernova, which is why it SUCKS before it BLOWS.
>>3233200Supernovas are stars that collapse into black holes, the force of which blows off the outerlayers.Darkstar makes a miniature point singularity that sucks in material then explodes it all back out as the super dense matter in the center no longer has gravity holding it together.Similar ideas but Darkstar is a gravity based spell.
>>3233440so absorb a black hole then have a big bang
>>3233502Its a living, sentient being that consumes minds, our spell is a piddly little thing. Aint going to do shit.Earth is gone, it got the bigg Succ. We have to get our bearings, talk to the big hole and find out our angle on this.
>>3233502>big bang ...into YOUR WAIFU OF CHOICE
>>3232917I'm not super worried.As we've pushed him and pushed him and pushed him...Anon has one of our best qualities.Never, ever, EVER. Giving up.So much so that it becomes a vice sometimes.
It seems that OWN form or death then.We could try OWN the black hole and eliminate his succ ability or at least see what it can do.Other plan is using Fire of the Burning Heart to steal one of it's stats.Or fuse OWN+FOBH or OWN+Dark Star... or fuse three spells (in case we are going to die we better flee, If we can't flee, just combine all our spells and the nuke mode of the wand into a magical chaos detonation and throw ourselves at the core of the space anus, because fuck reality and everyone in it)
>fucking Hectitude is mentioned>Not me>Not poor Esquire/PlagueWhy am I still here? Just to suffer? Every night I feel my lance theory... and Mogopojo... even my rocks... The time zone I've lost... the memes I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our memes!
>>3236097so few names shows that most are just side things and the funny thing i have been here all the time but not in the discord
quest you where too fast i did not have time to copy paste
>>3232822>"I-It's not a date...">GB: "Ya little twit...Ah cannae even get her back under me wing.">Janna is up above>Stripping her hair off>Still weeping>GB: "She's lost...yer all lost.">He heaves>GB: "Let -me- go. Let her die at least. So I can do the same."What actually made Goatbro snap? I thought He obtained what he wanted. Out of that church. Out of the confines of being worshipped like some cult object and instead free to roam and cultivate the land/nature/balance at will, complete with a new worshipper as free-spirited as he.Was it Janna chasing after greater power or something, ultimately discarding him to the side? For what purpose? She never seemed the power hungry type, more of the curious type than anything.
>>3236097It's okay buddy, I didn't get mentioned either.It doesn't matter how long we've been here, you see? It just matters that... that we weren't loud enough. Our names weren't heard amidst the tide of discord posters. The endless, lapping waves of regurgitated memes, eating at my skin like a cancer and yet-I have nothing. Nothing to show for my losses.Maybe brother... maybe the end, It won't be so bad...
>>3237145Janna always wanted to be strong enough on her own. Goatbro only showed her how far she had to go and Janna went in deep. Martha treated him like a tool and maybe Janna ended up doing the same.Goatbro gave life one last chance, a hope that maybe the world isnt fading and that he could be pure and free but thats done. Janna forgot her floaties and went in too deep and Goatbro was done. Hes tired of eons of unhappiness and gave up.
>>3240281>Hes tired of eons of unhappiness and gave up.Nah. The Horned One was a Hedonist and an Epicurean who simply had become tired of life, believing himself too have lived for far too long, ever since Martha's goneness he saw death as release from his tiredness.He tried to gave it a second chance with Janna, but it seemed it wasn't good enough for him.Now they're both gona, alongside everyone else.
>>3232904>Tfw you’re mentionedI feel like the fact that I got the first ever total nat 20 when we first met Tom helped me out here
>>3242769>reliving past gloriesI'm sorry for the bone wall debacle. It was just an idea and it didn't get any support, I didn't think it would turn out like that, I swear!