You are a HIKIKOMORI, a FUJOSHI, and a SHY LOSER.Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Hikikomori%20QuestDiscord: https://discordapp.com/invite/BHtuR7c
The time is 4:03 PM on a Saturday. You have just woken up in your ENIGMATIC and MUSTY room. Your recollection of the prior days events is foggy at best; a haze of alcohol and junk food clouds your mind and helps to prevent you from forming rational thoughts. You DO, however, remember exploring the mysterious but not-so-spooky hospital, Matthew Perry, and promising a little girl that you’d read with her. Which means you’ll be having a GUEST over today. You’d better get ready to be a good host.You examine your room. It looks to be in it’s typical, shut-in shape. You catch sight of TWINK DADDY having a smoke outside on your balcony. While the trash bags typically adorning your room in filth have been tossed out, the smell of your gross HIKKI-NEETNESS pervades the area. You yourself are oddly sticky. And also you are UNSURE what kids eat. Cereal, maybe? .. Ramen? You’ve never actually had someone give you prior notice before coming to your house, much less someone coming over for leisure.You should probably prepare before MADOTSUKI arrives.>What do you do?
>>3175854>Take a shower, how long has it been since your last one? Madotsuki probably would appreciate us being a bit less disgusting?>On the topic of disgust, lets air out the room and spray a shitload of those cheap air refresheners everyone has in their bathroom but never uses.>Oh and we can call summers for some takeaway. Its the only thing we eat anyway so how bad can it be?
>>3175854>air out the room, clean up loose clutter, and go get some snacks for our guests>also shower you dirty gross neet
>take a bath, you gross fujo.>throw the empty beer cans in the trash, kids can't drink alcohol and probally shouldn't be near it
>>3175853I wanted to say this reminded me of Scott pilgrim might be a inspiration also was just thinking of a mystery constructor>clean ourselves>if she says she's hungry we'll tell her what we have >what is t.d. Smoking you don't have cigarettes?>febreze the room
>>3175891>>3175907>>3175946>>3175957>throw the empty beer cans in the trash, kids can't drink alcohol and probally shouldn't be near it>On the topic of disgust, lets air out the room and spray a shitload of those cheap air refresheners everyone has in their bathroom but never uses.>Take a shower, how long has it been since your last one? Madotsuki probably would appreciate us being a bit less disgusting?You decide to take to cleaning..! Albeit badly. You first sweep your room clean of crushed aluminum can. Kids definitely shouldn’t have access to alcohol, right? After handily grabbing every single beer can, you open up the sliding door and brush past Twink Daddy - dumping them all onto the ground beneath you. You examine your HANDIWORK readily, the pile of bottles lying at the base of the building and in front of the door of the tenant beneath you. Yeah. That looks good.Lurching back into your room, you keep the sliding door open so as to hopefully air out the smell of PAST-HER-PRIME HIKKINEET. You also figure it’d be nice if Madotsuki didn’t feel the incessant urge to vomit once she came, so you decide to shower. You move into your bathroom, only to find- hm.. Yeah. You forgot about cleaning this mess up from last night.>What do you do?
>>3175998>drain the bathtub and run some water to wash it outNot sure what this volume of blood/!notblood will do to the pipes especially after sitting for so long.
>>3175998is it actually blood? if it is that shit's probably caked on and we'll need some scrubbing supplies to properly get it off
>>3175998>drain the bathtub and take a shower
>>3175998Ask madotsuki if this is real bloodSwipe it off the best you can
>>3176007>>3176053>>3176057>drain the bathtub and run some water to wash it outDeciding to forgo the wall scribbles, you quickly drain the bathtub - much to your relief, it doesn’t actually seem to be blood in the bathtub..! At least not human blood. The red liquid is quickly and easily washed clean with minimal scrubbing - much to your relief, because you’re certainly not athletically inclined enough to scrub - and you step into the shower.This time, the STEAM manages to cover your poorly drawn tits in such a way that it makes the image appropriate for a blue board! Following a long shower and another attempt at cleaning your dirty rotten mind, you find that although you’ve become clean again, you’ve failed to become a cleaner person.Stepping from the shower and donning your gross, still kind of crusty hoodie and yoga pants - this is still probably some of your cleanest clothing - you figure that Madotsuki should be arriving to your house soon!>Was there anything else you wanted to take care of?
>>3176174Did we ever get her food?oh shit oh shit oh shittake fridge inventory
>>3176174Do we have snacks appropriate for a day of lazing around reading horror manga? We should get some if we don't.
>>3176188>>3176191>oh shit oh shit oh shit>take fridge inventory>Do we have snacks appropriate for a day of lazing around reading horror manga? We should get some if we don't.Oh shit, you need to get food! Kids like food. You’re like, 75% sure of that. Exiting the bathroom, you quickly move to your fridge and kneel down to check it’s contents. Peering into the mini fridge, you examine a box of DISGUSTING CHINESE FOOD in the very back - it might’ve been there since before even Twink Daddy came around. You also note an empty tub of FRESHLY BOUGHT ICE CREAM. Why is it.. There’s a sticky note slapped onto its surface. You read it.>BL. Youre not here, so Im eating your icecream with Samurai because shes here too Thanks.It’s signed with “BP” and a small drawing of a bladed robot. You crumple the note in your hands, biting your lip in frustration. Fucking Blitzrapier. You were really looking forward to eating that ice cream. Examining the rest of your fridge, nothing else seems to be appropriate for snacking on for a kid.. Maybe you should go place an order for something.>What do you do?
>>3176348Is there a corner store or something nearby that we can send TD to go get some CHEAP JUNKFOOD real quick?
>>3176348Have we ever ordered anything but Chinese food? Let's try sushi or pizza. Add some variety.
>>3176348>Aquire foodBe adventurous and order some other take away apart from Chinese for this momentous occasion of BL actually having someone over who didn't break in first.
>>3176359>>3176392>>3176489>Have we ever ordered anything but Chinese food? Let's try sushi or pizza. Add some variety.>Be adventurous and order some other take away apart from Chinese for this momentous occasion of BL actually having someone over who didn't break in first.You decide to be an adventurous HIKKINEET for today! You WON’T be ordering extra greasy Chinese food to aid in clogging your arteries and severely shortening your lifespan; instead, you’ll opt for a different food to shorten your life.Staring at the phone, you consider your options..>What do you order for delivery?
>>3176590Pizza. If adolescent genetically modified ninjitsu terrapins like pizza, so too must human adolescents
>>3176590>PizzaDon't forget the garlic bread
>>3176590>PizzaAlso ask for some soda and chips.
>>3176590Pizza with French fries and onion rings.All the grease!
>>3176611>>3176628>>3176635>>3176655>>3176663>Pizza>Don't forget the garlic bread>Also ask for some soda and chips.>Pizza with French fries and onion rings.>All the grease!You decide to order some absolutely heart-clogging stuff from Joe’s Pizza - pizza, with garlic bread, with soda, with chips, with french fries, with onion rings. While that TOXIC CONCOCTION may have been able to kill any regular hikikomori, your years of junk food consumption have elevated you to a level capable of consuming such a sickening order.Following your placing of the order and the confused reaction of the pizza boy on the other end, you determine that Madotsuki will likely be here soon - even if she didn’t necessarily GIVE you an exact time, you can feel an approaching OMINOUS PRESENCE, and you’re typically pretty good about feeling OMINOUS PRESENCES.Speaking of, you have a chance to potentially get one last bit of advice before you attend to your guest..! You glance to the phone.>Call Blitzrapier! Kids know kids, right? He’ll know how to deal with them.>Call Samurai! She might be a little more knowledgeable in the matter considering she seems to be more mature Blitzrapier.>Call Richard. You are STILL unsure why Samurai gave you his phone number. >You don’t need any advice. You’re a confident shut-in today.
>>3176695>>Call Samurai! She might be a little more knowledgeable in the matter considering she seems to be more mature Blitzrapier.
>>3176695Definitely call Samurai.
>>3176695>Call Samurai! She might be a little more knowledgeable in the matter considering she seems to be more mature Blitzrapier.
>>3176695>Call Blitzrapier! Kids know kids, right? He’ll know how to deal with them.
>>3176695>Call Blitzrapier! Kids know kids, right? He’ll know how to deal with them.Also to tell at him for stealing our ice cream AGAIN
>Call Samurai! She might be a little more knowledgeable in the matter considering she seems to be more mature Blitzrapier.Blitzrapier ate your icecream and must be punished by war crimes.
>>3176695>Call Blitzrapier! Kids know kids, right? He’ll know how to deal with them.50% for advice, 50% to tell him off for eating our Ice Cream.
>Call Blitzrapier! Kids know kids, right? He’ll know how to deal with them.You decide the best course of action is to call Blitz. Although Sam is certainly more MATURE than Blitz, kids probably know other kids best, right? And also, he ate your ICECREAM again and must be punished for his WAR CRIMES. You dial his number into your phone and wait a moment. You still find it odd how much he shows up to your house after school, but you typically don’t prod into his life for fear of him yelling at you.In seconds, the phone buzzes back with an answer. “Yeah? What is- oh, it’s you.” Blitzrapier groans into his phone. “Why the #$@&%*! are you calling me? Is another Constructor after your fat ass? Or are you making good on your promise with the icecream and Gundam?”>What do you do?
>>3176921What do "the kids" like these days?Do you eat pizza?
>>3176921>Well I WOULD make good on that promise, but SOMEONE snuck in and ate all my ice cream....so it just Gundam now.>We marathoning the UC series, or do you wanna watch something else?Gundam has enough cute boys for BL to have watched a decent bunch of them.>Also what things should I not do if I don't want to look super lame to a kid?Blitz can set us straight. Hopefully with not too many #$@&%
>>3176921Tell him to buy more ice cream, and ask what do kids eat.
>>3176921>"Well, you ate my icecream with SS so I'm halfway there already. Also what do you kids think is 'hip' and 'in' these days? How can I get 'with it'?"
>>3176926>>3176936>>3176941>>3176959>What do "the kids" like these days?>Do you eat pizza?>Well I WOULD make good on that promise, but SOMEONE snuck in and ate all my ice cream....so it just Gundam now.>We marathoning the UC series, or do you wanna watch something else?>Also what things should I not do if I don't want to look super lame to a kid?>Tell him to buy more ice cream, and ask what do kids eat.>"Well, you ate my icecream with SS so I'm halfway there already. Also what do you kids think is 'hip' and 'in' these days? How can I get 'with it'?"“W-well, you ate my icecream, so-.. I already made good on half my promise..” You respond quietly with just a hint of boldness born from your frustration, staring at your desecrated fridge from the corner of your eye. “So, it’s just, uhm-.. Gundam now. Do you want to watch the UC series..?”“We’re watching #$@&%*!ing Zeta.” Blitz responds flatly to your question. “And that’s not #$@&%*!ing fair! You promised me Gundam AND ice cream, and just ‘cause you don’t hide your rotten ice cream good enough shouldn’t mean that you don’t have to make good on your promise, and between you and me, Samurai’s gonna SAY that she didn’t touch it if you ask her, but I watched her eat some of it MYSELF and she told me to keep it a #$@&%*!ing secret from BL, and-”“Okay, o-okay.” You interject. “I might still let you, b-but- uhm- could you help me with something..? Uh.. what do.. what do “t-the kids” like nowadays? What’s “hip” and how do I “get with it?” What do you they eat? Do they- uhm.. eat pizza? What do I do so I don’t look lame to a kid?” You absentmindedly tug at your hoodie while waiting for an answer, already feeling your low reputation dropping in the eyes of the boy.“.. Jesus, are you pregnant? Who the #$@&%*! would wanna hook up with you..?” The boy snorts. As your face grows hot and you begin to interject, he continues. “Ok. To make a kid think you’re cool, do WHATEVER they want you to do. That’ll make them think you’re really cool. And kids like icecream. Pizza’s fine, but icecream is real #$@&%*!, got it? Good luck with your baby.” Before you can respond, the boy hangs up.Before you can do anything further, you hear a knock at the door and the ringing of your door bell. A quiet young voice calls out. “.. BL..? This is- this is your address, right..? It’s Madotsuki..”>What do you do?
>>3177059let her in, say hi. Remember Blitz's advice to do whatever she wants to do. Which is easy since we're already pretty spineless.
Be like a normal person you never were to begin with once in your life and let her in. Even your boneless body can be a good host to a guest, right? Right?!
>>3177059>ZetaAh yes the tension between Char and Amuro is at its highest level fate CCA, good choice Blitz. Anyway>Open door>Greet her + tell her you hope she likes pizza
>>3177059Act cool, open the door, and say ".......Sup."
>>3177059Let her inSlavishly attempt to do everything she wants and fail miserably even at that simple task
>>3177068>>3177081>>3177087>>3177091>>3177094>let her in, say hi. Remember Blitz's advice to do whatever she wants to do. Which is easy since we're already pretty spineless.>Act cool, open the door, and say ".......Sup.">Open door>Greet her + tell her you hope she likes pizzaYou move to the door and open it for the young girl in a mix of nervousness and excitement. You’ve never really actually had someone come to your house of both their own volition and not to attempt to kill you or your son. The closest you’ve run into something like that was when your landlord informed you that your dad was late on payments, but that wasn’t too fun. Even Twink Daddy steps out from the balcony. You’d better advise him against smoking later.Opening the door wide, the girl stands in front of you; she’s still in the same dark sailor uniform and cardigan - black eared hat and mask disguising her features. A small, odd-looking creature lurks just beside her and precariously balances a stack of various horror manga and books atop its head- it’s single eye staring up at you.“Oh- um, hello, BL..!” She says, a bit taken aback at now seeing you in the real world. “It’s nice to meet you properly!”“H-s-up..? Y-you like pizza..?” You ask, doing your best to look cool as you point a finger gun at the girl. Your two brain cells combined every single greeting that popped into your head. “.. Haha.” “Mmm.. yeah, I like pizza.” Madotsuki nods eagerly, looking up at you doe-eyed. She reaches over from the selection and tilts her head. “Are you ready to read..?”>What do you do do?
>>3177223Sure, my dude.
Sure! A book a day keeps the doctor away... Kinda. Time for spooky reading.
>>3177223>"I was born reading. I mean readying. Ready to read. Any of these have hot guys in them?"
>>3177223>time to enjoy fictional horror to escape the horror of our actual life
>>3177223yes. Lets read.
>>3177223We should probably turn on the lights.
>>3177223Is that incarnadyne behind her? Also we should probably ask her about incarnadyne, Like it's abilities. Also the blood in the bathroom.
>>3177261>>3177263>>3177265>>3177246>>3177233>"I was born reading. I mean readying. Ready to read. Any of these have hot guys in them?"“I was born reading. I-I mean readying. Ready- ready to read. Any of these have hot guys in them?” You take to one of the books stacked atop the little Incarnadyne that Madotsuki brought along with her. Madotsuki ponders for a moment. “Mm..”…The time is now 5:52 PM on a Saturday. Discarded bits of greasy, fried potatoes, deep-fried onion rings, and crumbly garlic bread litter your miniscule table and mark your face. The feast had been torn into by primarily you, a little bit of Twink Daddy and Incarnadyne, whilst Madotsuki hadn’t touched any of it. She doesn’t look much like the type to eat a lot of food. Much to your surprise, time passed by far more quickly than you thought it would! With someone like Blitzrapier, you’d likely be able to feel each second passing by with his constant complaints and jeers, but Madotsuki is comparatively practically mute. Occasionally, she’d look up from The Promised Neverland, tilt her head at you as if expecting you to react to the pages you’d been turning through, and then return her gaze to her book. She’ll ask you a question about the story every now and then in a quiet voice, but she seems reserved.As you set the 1972 Devilman book down, she turns up to you. “S-so.. what did you-.. What did you think?” It’s difficult to discern an expression from behind her hat and mask, but she seems nervous.>What do you do?
>>3177362Akira should have accepted Satan's love, that would have been hot I mean heartwarming.
>>3177362Is there a sequal where they fuck
>>3177362>"I guess it was ok. Miki was really annoying, kinda wish she had gotten killed off. They could have explored the relationship between Iwao and Akira in much more detail.">>31773811972, not crybaby.
>>3177398>>3177383>>3177381>"I guess it was ok. Miki was really annoying, kinda wish she had gotten killed off. They could have explored the relationship between Iwao and Akira in much more detail."“U-uhm.. I guess it was.s ok. Miki was r-really annoying, s-o, kinda wish she’d gotten killed off. Th-they could’ve explored the relationship between Iwao and Akira in, uhm- uh- much more.. Detail..?” You manage hesitantly. You’d never hold back criticism, even in front of a little girl. You feel a bit nervous awaiting her response, but much to your surprise, her eyes light up. “O-oh, wow..!” She exclaims, failing to mask any bit of excitement. “That’s so cool..” She murmurs into her mask.“.. What?” You tilt your head at the little girl.“It’s just- most people don’t really, actually, um- like this sort of stuff. Like, horror. Most people I know think it’s kinda weird, or they don’t think I should be reading this sort of stuff, or they don’t even read it when I lend my books to them.” She nods. “But- you actually read it..!”She glances to you. “So-.. uh-.. What other stuff do you like? Since I made you read some of mine..”>Are you really going to taint this pure girl’s mind?
>>3177511Find the most child-friendly manga you can find in your collection.
>>3177511There has to be somehing where the worst that happens is some kissing. Find that.
>>3177511I am so tempted to say boku no piko how about something that's close to her genre like awful hospital
>>3177511>Is it tainting? Or is it enlightening?>Let's start with Free! since it's one of the few things you have that isn't porn.
>>3177511>>3177526See, pure and wholesome anime about boys who swim.
>>3177515>>3177520>>3177525>>3177526>>3177535>Is it tainting? Or is it enlightening?>Let's start with Free! since it's one of the few things you have that isn't porn.Tapping at your chin, you decide that you are going to ENLIGHTEN Madotsuki by playing Free! You tilt your head at the girl. “.. How about an anime about swimming?” You ask with the greasiest, most rotten smile a human being could ever make. “Oh, uhm-.. Sure! Swimming’s fun.” Madotsuki nods. You get up to set up the television.…You have just played the first episode of Free! For Madotsuki - both you and Twink Daddy thoroughly engaged in the episode. You would glance over to Madotsuki ever now and then, who seemed to be empty eyed as she stared at the television. Her large, dark eyes reflected it glassily.“So, uhm- wh-what did you th-” Your words are cut off as Twink Daddy leans over the table, shooting her a bright grin. “What did you think?” The Construct winks.Madotsuki seems to take a second too long to respond to the question. “Huh..? Oh, uh, yeah..! Good. Good..” She still seems to be a bit dazed. “Do you-.. Do you have, uh, ice cream or something..?”She probably needs something to wash her palette out with.>What do you do?
>>3177570no... Blitzrapier ate it. I'm sorry.
>>3177570We can go for a walk and buy ice cream
>>3177609>>3177630>>3177649>no... Blitzrapier ate it. I'm sorry.>We can go for a walk and buy ice cream"U-um- no, uh.. Blitzrapier ate it. I'm sorry." You apologize, rubbing the back of your head."Blitzrapier? Of course it’d be Blitzrapier, he’s so- mmf.” The girl clenches her fists, her features noticeably growing more downcast at the mention of his name. “He’s the one who keeps spreading rumors that I’m some psycho escapee. He’s so- freaking annoying..!”“Oh- uh.. If you want, I can take you out for ice cream..?” You ask slowly, partly hoping that she’d say no, it’s fine, and you’d say great, let’s just watch more Free! Unfortunately, your hopes are quickly dashed as the little girl in front of yours’ eyes light up. “Really?! I don’t go outside a whole lot, so..that’d be really cool!”You curse at yourself before standing up from the table, turning to your DRAWER of MYSTERIOUS CLOTHES. Obviously, you’ve left your dwelling before on occasion. It’d be impossible to survive not doing so. Recently, though, you’ve had Twink Daddy heading out, doing your chores, and buying you cheeseburgers, so it’s rare that you’ve actually stepped out yourself. But it is your DUTY to tend to the needs of this kid and come off as cool to her.>Dress yourself in clothes befitting a journey out into the REAL WORLD.
>>3177703Shamelessly reusing this from thread 3 because I can't draw
>>3177740why n ot.
T R A C K S U I T
>>3177740seconding the top from this one (partially because i drew it). If you want OP you can just have her roll up the sleeves instead of having that weird arm drawn on the sleeve thing i did, but i think we should go with some different bottoms this time around.
>>3177789No skillalso it's late and I gotta get ready for work tomorrow
that's the end of today's session, thanks for readinhere's a shot from last week when i was experimenting with updated sprites and then figured out this level of detail without arms isn't a good look
>>3177866L E G Scya later op, thanks for running (even tho I wasn't here)
A pretty ordinary t-shirts with entwined male symbols, jeans, and a large parka to hide ourselves
>>3177866yeah it kinda looks like amputee stuff
>>3177850I like this one
>>3177740Seconding because it looks normal if you don't look too closely
>>3177740Going with this. Because >Implying BL has any normal people clothes in her wardrobe It's anime t shirts and knee socks for days. These duds were probably bought in the aftermath of one stay-up-till-daybreak-watching-BL session too many.
>>3177850>>3177703Going with this one because it’s cute >>3177850
>>3178591Don’t know how I fucked that up
>>3177805The 'ole reliable of any proper neet and slav.Supportanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQvwxmsRM64
>>3177740yes, only because of the crocs
>>3177850Yo this is cute. Glad to see this return.
>>3177740>>3177789>>3177805>>3177850>>3177852>>3178001>>3178446>>3178546>>3178574>>3178591>>3178696>>3178766>>3179438>Shamelessly reusing this from thread 3 because I can't drawUnfortunately, won't be able to update today, but should get things going again properly tomorrow. In the mean time, here's some outfits.
>>3179687Thank you OPWe'll need to go with the tracksuit sometime.
>>3179687>ahegao kneesocksI'm dying.
MADOTSUKI DEMONIACAL joined your PARTY!Following a montage of attempting various articles in front of your bathroom mirror and making an ass of yourself, you eventually decide to don an outfit that only a creature as detestable as you would consider appropriate for an outing. Your BASEBALL TEE with it’s horrendous slogan is ill-fitting on your build, framed by a similarly disastrous Kuso Miso Technique hoodie. Removing your oddly sticky Boku no Pico YOGA PANTS for the time being, you instead decide to don a pair of JORTS and KNEE-SOCKS depicting a slew of anime girls achieving consummation. A fitting outfit for serving as an accompaniment for a little girl to pick up ice cream.Standing in front of your little parade, you prepare yourself for an outing in the REAL and VERY SCARY world..! Taking deep breaths to psych yourself up, you first examine your room before stepping into the world beyond your apartment; drinking in every last minute detail - every speck of disgust and material so revolting that it couldn’t possibly be allowed out of your biohazard of a room. You have a tendency to do this just before leaving your house, if not purely for the fear of never being able to return to this haven once you exit the door.Madotsuki, meanwhile, bends down just a bit to look Incarnadyne in the eye. “Stay here, alright? Your gonna be guarding our pizza!” She exclaims, poking his fleshy face. The Construct seems to make a noise akin to purring, nuzzling itself against her leg. The dark-haired girl turns to you. “Are we ready to go, BL?”>Was there you wanted to do before heading to the convenience store?
>>3181027Yeah, pet Incarnadyne.
>>3181037>>3181027Yeah pet Incarnadyne for some last minute fortification before venturing out into the SCARY REAL WORLD.Also I can't believe we're going with the ahego kneesocks. What a legend.
Bring with you breadst friend, just in case of everyone going to shit. Also pet Incarnadyne.
>>3181027Did TD get bigger? I mean he was pretty tall to start with but he looks, like, twice our height now.
>>3181037>>3181041>>3181056>>3181058>Yeah, pet Incarnadyne.>Bring with you breadst friend, just in case of everyone going to shit. Prior to leaving, you turn to Madotsuki’s Construct: the odd, fleshy, bulbous creature sitting atop some discarded boxes of Joe Pizza garlic bread. You maintain a safe distance away from the creature - it retains that same glossy-eyed look as ever. You turn to Madotsuki. “Is it-.. c-can I- is it okay if I pet it?” You manage, keeping a hand pulled back from the meaty little entity.Madotsuki nods eagerly, starry-eyed. “Yeah! Of course! Pet him as much as you like!” She exclaims, clasping her hands together in excitement. “Incarnadyne loves scratchies!”You approach him hesitantly - stepping over discarded bits of bread and deep-fried rings before placing a single hand on the creature’s-.. head? You run your hand along it’s form as it closes its eyes, gently purring in response. You continue to rub it before it’s head suddenly bisects into a maw of grinding teeth and vomits a red liquid onto the ground beneath you.You pull your hand back suddenly, your face growing pale and an unbecoming squeal coming from you in response. “Wh-what..” You gasp, turning to Maddie.Her face seems just as elated as ever. “He likes you! He does that when he’s happy.” She replies rather matter-of-factly. “Don’t worry, that’s not really blood. It’s super easy to clean up, too!”Your face pales in realization as you come to terms with what was in your bathtub and inscribed across your walls.You snatch your BREADST FRIEND from the computer desk and hug him closely to your chest before stepping into the REAL WORLD.
The trip to the convenience store is a quick one - just about a two minute walk from your house into the real world, but it feels like eternity. Despite Madotsuki happily trotting alongside you, humming to herself and enjoying the evening breeze while Twink Daddy tails you - you still feel as if you’re turning to DUST while outside. Your face turns pallid and your palms grow slick with sweat, even more so than as per usual. You might as well have been holding your breath the entire time outside.Luckily, the arduous, tiring, few minute journey to the store across the street comes to an end as you step inside. You enjoy the familiar, artificially-scented and stale air of the convenience store, the harsh, buzzing fluorescents above you. The clerk turns to the door upon its opening with an offhand welcome, but his words turn to a simple grunt as he recognizes you. You’re both pretty familiar with each other.Madotsuki, entering the colorful and chemically clean world of the convenience store, lights up in excitement. “BL! BL, LOOK!” She practically cheers, running to an aisle and snatching something off the shelves - proudly turning a loose plastic bag toward you. “They have TOILET PAPER!”“O-oh, that’s nice.” You mumble, turning to the fridges to get this done quickly. Much to your displeasure, however, there seems to be someone already standing in front of the fridges containing ice cream. A girl in an odd outfit, hunched over the glossy glass display and - she’s shaking, for some reason? You hear an odd muttering coming from her.>What do you do?
>>3181100Ask the stranger to kindly move so you can procure the ice cream.
>>3181100>Ask Madotsuki if she wants to get any non-ice cream snacks while we wait for STRANGE GIRL to vacate the premises>Ask TD if we need to stock up on snacks for ourselvesLook we don't know the exact damage Blitz and Summers inflicted on our poor fridge. Has the rest of our UNHEALTHY SNACKS been spared from their rampage?
>>3181100Tell Mado to grab some ice cream she'd like to have and anything else her young heart desires
>>3181107It's time to assert dominance. Ice cream is calling.
>>3181107>>3181125>Ask the stranger to kindly move so you can procure the ice cream.>It's time to assert dominance. Ice cream is calling.Somehow finding your spine, you decide that it is your GOD-GIVEN DUTY to look cool in front of this kid and just as she’d asked, offer her deliverance in the form of ice cream. You approach the fridge hesitantly and slowly - the girl standing at it seems to be a real mess right now. Not quite as much as you, but certainly a mess. Her shaking seems to actually be sobbing, and her cries are interspersed with insults hurled at herself. Even someone as rotten as you finds yourself a bit put off by the public display of dismay.You gently tap the girl’s back. “U-uh- excuse me..” You mumble, a bit too quietly. The girl continues on with her display.“G-god, I can’t even-.. those stupid.. just, just because I-.. it’s not MY fault they can’t see the world lines..” She snivels, her reedy voice difficult to fully understand while muffled by her arms. “God, Catastrovania, you can’t even.. I can’t even find that-.. stupid new one.. not even with my network of spies, I can’t-.. I..”Her words are meaningless to you. You tap her a bit more strongly. “U-um, sorry- I-I need to get ice cream..” You rub the back of your head nervously, failing to make eye contact as the girl stands.Upon closer inspection, you find the girl is dressed far more oddly than what you’d initially pegged her for. A cheap lolita dress hangs loosely from her extremely slight frame - it looks like something you would’ve bought during that phase in high school. A headband rests atop a head of short cut hair set with dark cat ears. A black band is wrapped around her right eye while her wide-eyed gaze slowly turns to you.She blinks back tears as her gaze turns to Twink Daddy. “That-.. That’s a.. That’s a Construct.. right..?” She whispers, her voice hoarse.>What do you do?
>>3181149That's my daddy.
>>3181149That's my son
>>3181149Nah that's my son.
>>3181149no thats just madotsuki
>>3181154>>3181158>>3181161>>3181165>That's my son“N-no. That’s my da.. S-son.” You respond affirmatively, side-eyeing Twink Daddy as you do. He nods calmly in response. “Y-..yeah. He’s my son.”The cat eared girl leans into you, her wide eye focused on your features as she sizes you up. Her gaze makes you feel UNCOMFORTABLE. “No. That’s certainly a Construct.” She hisses, her voice low. There’s an air of accusation to her words. “I can detect his POWER-.. Fufufu-.. He’s a strong one, most certainly..” The girl didn’t actually laugh. She just said “fufufu” really quickly.“Tell me-..” Her one tear-stained face seems to be lauding itself over you. “You must be a Constructor then, correct? And then, you must be affiliated with the UCA. I can SENSE it!” She leans in even closer to you. “What rank must you be, pray tell..?”>What do you do?
>>3181214Wait, did you just say "fufufu" out loud? How old are you, are you in middle school? What's with the eyepatch?
>>3181214"oh you know... its up there. I try not to keep track of that sort of thing."
>>3181214Holy shit, an actual Chunibyo
Fuck the loli
>>3181214"I'm no one special"
"Buddy pal, I just want some ice cream"
>>3181352+= " im walkin' ova here"
>>3181214Play it cool, we're just here for ice cream and friendship.Without that we'll overheat all alone during our rapidly approaching BL marathon.
>>3181229>>3181240>>3181346>>3181352>>3181360>>3181364You are immediately put off by the girl’s WEIRD and STUPID mannerisms.“D-did you just say “fufufu” out loud..? H-how old are you? Middleschool?” You question the girl, who is immediately taken back and seems to shrink. “Wh-..what’s with the eyepatch?”“It’s.. it’s- it’s a conduit for my immense power, of course..! Should I remove it, the sheer force of the resulting Nova Buster would reduce this puny city to ashes and cinder.” She responds, albeit with much less bravado than prior. “That was my real laugh. A-and, NO, I am NOT in middleschool. In fact-” The girl strikes a pose, placing one hand over her face to reveal only an eye and pointing directly at you. “I’m actually six hundred years old - an ex-combatant in the Construct Wars and a metahuman beyond your comprehension - Catastrovania Strifaust Morituros IX!” Catastrovania doesn’t actually say “the ninth.” She pronounces the roman numerals as “ix.”She laughs again triumphantly, this time forcibly saying “ho ho ho” instead of actually laughing. Even Madotsuki, peering over the shelves, seems to cringe.“I-I just want ice cream.” You respond, attempting to brush past the girl as quickly as possible and get this embarrassing conversation over with. It’s a rare situation that YOU are the participant seeking to end the conversation rather than the opposite party, but the cat-eared girl moves in front of you. She sits atop the fridge, preventing you from access.“Not so fast, Constructor. If I really wanted to, I could blow you away in seconds, but I feel merciful today.” She responds snidely, a smug grin crossing her features. “My deep network of spying constituents has reported that the new NUMBER ONE of the UCA happens to be in this area. My PSYCHOMETRIC EYE is telling me that yours is one of immense power.”Catastrovania leans across the fridge she sits atop. She nearly slips off, but quickly regains her composure. “I KNOW that you MUST number one. The fates - our word lines - cross today for a reason.”>What do you do?
>>3181431Please, stop. I suddenly don't want ice cream anymore. *visible cringes*
>>3181431>"Is that reason you blocking the ice cream display so I can't get in?"
Call the clerk to help you get ice cream. Cmon, kiddo, even if BL was interested in fighting over ice cream, she's honestly the worst role player that humanity ever saw. Her social anxiety moves to any character that she ever created or touched, minus Twink Daddy.
>>3181431Move her and just grab the ice cream.If you can't do it, have TD do it.
>>3181431rip of your shirt revealing a secret shirt that says #1 on it. "YES, IT IS I! THE NUMBER ONE! CATASTROVANA STRIFAUST MORITUROS YOUR GREAT EYE REVEALS ALL! NOW STAND ASIDE SO I MAY TAKE THE ICECREAM"
>>3181431Tell her that this is bullshit, you just want to eat ice cream and watch cute 2D boys with your new friend with your son.Also we need to adamantly insist that TD is in fact our son.
>>3181447This, ask for help.
I want to remind you "cringe" fags that we are a fat neet wearing ahego stockings
>>3181431Struggle trying to repress old memories of you own chuuni years and tell her that all you want is to get some ice cream and to be left alone, being outside of the apartment is harrowing enough.
>>3181436>>3181444>>3181447>>3181467>>3181471>>3181472>>3181473>Tell her that this is bullshit, you just want to eat ice cream and watch cute 2D boys with your new friend with your son.>Also we need to adamantly insist that TD is in fact our son.>"Is that reason you blocking the ice cream display so I can't get in?">Call the clerk to help you get ice cream. Cmon, kiddo, even if BL was interested in fighting over ice cream, she's honestly the worst role player that humanity ever saw. Her social anxiety moves to any character that she ever created or touched, minus Twink Daddy.>Move her and just grab the ice cream.>If you can't do it, have TD do it.“Is the reason you b-blocking the ice cream display so I can’t get in..?” “N-no! No!” Catastrovania firmly asserts. “The reason is, of course, so I could challenge you- in an epic battle, rending the world around us asunder in the crossfire!”You decide to ignore that comment. “C-could you please move..? I-I just want to eat ice cream and w-watch some- some- uhm, cute boys with my friend and my kid.” You mumble, staring at the girl who has stretched her thin body out on top of the fridge. “A-and, this IS my son.”“Fufu, do you take me for a fool?” Catastrovania scowls at you. “I recognize a CONSTRUCT when I see one - my PSYCHOMETRIC EYE is all-seeing! And when I - hey. Hey. Where are you going? Hey. Come back.”You approach the clerk, Shiro. You’ve had a number of run-ins with him - coming to the store at 3 AM in a grey hoodie and buying twenty dollars worth of potato chips in years prior. “Sh-shiro. Can you..?” You point your thumb over your shoulder at the girl lying across the fridge who is still attempting to wave you back to continue the conversation.“Catastrovania. Move.” Shiro orders the girl lazily, who in response firmly shakes her head. He turns to you and offers a half-hearted shrug. “Sorry, BL.”You approach the girl yet again. “P-please move.” You ask again kindly. “P..-please.”“Haha! So you’ve returned to face your death, Constructor! Hohoho!” She laughs again maniacally, placing a hand by her face as she stands atop the ice cream fridge. “Prepare for battle! My- hey! Hey, put me-”Twink Daddy wraps a hand around the girl and gently moves her aside as she screams. “LET ME GO! LET ME GO! OW, OW- THIS ISN’T- THIS ISN’T FAIR! ARGUS BUSTER! ARGUS BUSTER..!”He gently places her on the ground by the fridge as you move to it, rooting for a good tub to eat with Madotsuki.>Chocolate>French Van-Your potential choices are sharply interrupted as Catastrovania places a hand on your shoulder, attempting to pull you back. Her slight frame compared to one of your own makes actually moving you a pretty difficult feat. Glancing over your shoulder, she’s actually crying and sniveling. “N-no fair..! That wasn’t.. that wasn’t fair! You didn’t even-.. You didn’t even listen..”>What do you do?
>>3181543Want to eat some ice cream or pizza?
>>3181555Yeah support.Tell her we need to keep our powers unknown to mere mortals or some other chunni bullshit, and that we'll talk later.
"Can we fight at my home? I mean, we have snacks, manga and things. Also I would be able to give you more attention. That's fair?"Also get Vanilla or Neapolitan, that shit rocks.
You guys made the precious chuunibyou cry, I will never forgive you.
>>3181543>"I like the world. I don't wanna rend it asunder."
>>3181567>>3181555Supporting both of these
>>3181431FUCK THE CHUUNI
>>3181543>You didn’t even listen..YOU are the one who isn't listening, I'm just here to buy some ice cream, I dont want any trouble.
>>3181543>"I d-did too, I just don't wanna fight."
>>3181555ask her what flavor she likes too
>>3181555>>3181563>>3181567>>3181618>>3181766>Want to eat some ice cream or pizza?>"Can we fight at my home? I mean, we have snacks, manga and things. Also I would be able to give you more attention. That's fair?">Also get Vanilla or Neapolitan, that shit rocks.As Twink Daddy tucks the NEAPOLITAN ICECREAM into his jacket - where it’ll keep from melting with his BADASS, COOL DEMEANOR - you turn to face the girl, who is still sniveling, her hands covering her face. “C-can we fight at my home..? I-I think I have- uhm, snacks, and- and manga, and things. And I’d be able to g-give you some ice cream or pizza there, too.! Is that.. Is that fair..?” You ask hesitantly, still trying to side step the girl.“Your.. home..? And ice cream?” Catastrovania’s fingers part, revealing an inquisitive eye. “W-well.. Perhaps- hm..” She seems to consider the offer for a moment before quickly striking a cool pose, laughing maniacally. “You FOOLISH LITTLE GIRL! You dare to bribe CATASTROVANIA STRIFAUST MORITUROS IX?!” She laughs, her tears seeming to dry rather quickly. “I’d rather lick the dirt from your boots than eat your trashy food, you callipygian fool!” She sneers. “No- I’m challenging you to a fight HERE!” Her voice is very grating.>What do you do?
>>3182955Pay for the icecream and leave
>>3182955Say 'No' pay for ice cream, apologize to Mado for the disturbance, and book it. This chuuni doesn't seem too smart, and is quite poor at adapting to the situation so something as sincere and quick will probably leave her stunned long enough to escape.
>>3182955Nah, just pay for the ice cream and leave. She'll probably follow anyways.
>>3182955>>3182959this. You have a friend over, you can't play right now.
Pay the ice cream and leave like a normal human being.
>>3182959>>3182965>>3182968>>3182972>>3182974>Pay the ice cream and leave like a normal human being.“U-um. Okay.” You respond, backing off from the girl as she continues to maniacally laugh. She keeps this going even as you turn your back and head toward the clerk, occasionally stopping only to breathe - but quickly continuing it right after. The fact that it’s set to the convenience store’s calming, quiet music does not help it.Twink Daddy slides the bucket of Neapolitan Icecream to Shiro and pulls a wad of your DAD’S CASH from his pocket. As Madotsuki rejoins you following your brief interaction with the weirdo, she shoots Catastrovania a look before glancing back up to yo-. “U-um, BL..?” She whispers quietly. “Don’t you think it’s kind of mean to just- leave her like that..?”>What do you do?
>>3183004Fine, we'll kidnap her and force her to join the party.
>>3183004She's free to follow if she wishes
>>3183004I invited her. She refused.This is about you having a good time, as my guest.
>>3183004>No. I'm pretty sure she hasn't even noticed yet.
>>3183004Shes a chunni. Thus, just leave a mysterious note at the counter like "please not here. Unleashing your 7th seal could cause catastrophic danger to the entire area." Or something like that. Im sure her mysterious psychometric eye could do somerhing about tracking us down or something...I guess if were being nice, buy her a snack but leave it at the counter for her to pick up...?
>>3183004Tie a rope around her neck and lead her back to your place like a pet on a leash
>>3183016>>3183028>>3183033>>3183046>>3183061>>3183014>No. I'm pretty sure she hasn't even noticed yet.>Tie a rope around her neck and lead her back to your place like a pet on a leashUnfortunately, you have no ROPE!“U-um, no. I’m actually- I don’t think th-that she’s even noticed yet.” You glance over your shoulder to the CHUUNIBYOU, who is now gasping for breath to continue laughing. “S-she can follow if she wants, I guess..”“Mmm-.. okay.” Madotsuki responds reluctantly as Twink Daddy completes the transaction. Prior to leaving, you do, however, decide to be KIND. Glancing to the snacks lining the counter, you purchase a few REESES’ PEANUTBUTTER CUPS for her to pick up as she leaves. You shoot her one last passing glance as you step through the convenience store door..You enter the outside to the sound of lurching steel and flashing lights. You appear to be in some sort of SUBWAY CAR - a shaky one, at that. It’s oddly EMPTY - but on the opposite end of the car, you find a FAMILIAR FIGURE stepping through the opposite door.“Fufufu, you FOOL!” She laughs triumphantly, placing her hands on her hips and throwing her head back to laugh fakely again. “Did you really think that you could continue to LIVE after encountering the GREAT CATASTROVANIA STRIFAUST MORITUROS IX?!” >What do you do?
"Yes, I think I would continue to live. It's okay I guess."
>>3183145Did you get the reeses' I left for you?
>>3183145There are no other people around now so maybe try giving that evil laughter a try? How dare she challenge the numero uno constructor.
>>3183145>"Um, don't plenty of people see you every day? Aren't they all still alive?"We couldn't improvise a rope or rope like object? Damnit.
>>3183145"Did... Did you not get the candy I left for you?"
>>3183145Also her Constructive is a subway car? Weird. I woulda guessed epic battlefield.
>>3183183>>3183183I'm guessing this a bare mininum of a constructive it's usually s place where they hang out merged with their favorite genre so she probably hangs out on the subway a lot also what the Heck is her construct?Also how does putting down the entrance to s constructive work?
>>3183211A doorway. She made the shop exit into a portal.
>>3183145exit subway car
>>3183162>>3183167>>3183182>Did you get the reeses' I left for you?>"Did... Did you not get the candy I left for you?"“Fufufu~! Foolish! For a Construct of such IMMENSE POWER, you sure are an IDIOT!” Catastrovania laughs ostentatiously yet again, waving to her surroundings with immense bravado. “Now, prepare to face the gauntlet in my-..”“Did you- did you not get the candy I left for y-you..?” You interrupt her speech.“What..? ..You bought me candy?” Her face briefly turns puzzled. “B-but-... No matter! No matter of course, for I will simply RETRIEVE THE CANDY LATER!” She laughs again before sticking her tongue out and ducking into the next subway car, her grating laughter continuing into the next area.“Is she okay..?” You hear Madotsuki mutter quietly next to you.>What do you do?
>>3183243Not really, don't grow up to be like her. *pat Madotsuki's head*
>>3183243I'm sorry our manga party is getting interupted. I wanted it to be fun for you.
Take a knee, let her win
>>3183255that kills TD btw.
>>3183255you do know the challenger condition for winning is killing the construct or constructor right?
>>3183255no way are we sacrificing our sweet baby boy just so this chuuni can gloat in our face.
>>3183243>"I think she has brain problems."
where the hell is the chuuni's construct anyway? strange they wouldn't have appeared not to mention the minimalism of this constructive
>>3183266>>3183267>>3183271That's either bullshit that was made up to make you fight or a glaring plot hole.
>>3183697yes. It's almost like everything is incredilbly contrived to ensure we have to stay as number 1.
>>3183730The only person who would get a pass on being a sociopath would be blitz raptor if that was the case since everyone he kills comes back to life. Samurai would have killed many many sapient beings to get to her position and this little girl too. Not really someone anyone would want to have icecream with.
>>3183754Reread the story retard, dumb fuck trip fag dont @ me ever again
>>3183762Fair. Still, if a constructor can't hold their ranking because they're dead or the construct itself is also dead then it'd make sense they would be removed from the rankings entirely, which means everyone below their rank will go up as well.
>>3183762What the hell are you talking about they litterally are right. You reresd tbe story you fucking moron as you dont even seem to undertand the basic rules layed out in thread one. If your gonns be a cunt to random anons go do it somewhere else faggot.
>>3184032>"Is there a sequal where they fuck XDD"unironically kys
>>3184047Figured that was a joke referring to the Devilman book. Chill?
>>3184032>random anonsHe's a tripfag though. He willingly threw away his precious anonymity and thus deserves the hate.
>>3183243>>3183249Supporting>>3183697>>3183746No its an established fact since like the 1st thread that to claim a rank you need to kill either the construct or the constructor. Samurai probably got to the rank she is now by killing the constructs instead of the constructor, considering she went for the killing blow when facing TD.
Unfortunately, closing this week's thread a bit earlier than usual due to the next two weeks being very busy for me IRL. Was hoping I'd be able to bring the chapter to a close this week, but couldn't manage it. I'll continue in a thread called #5-2. Thanks for participating in this (short) half of the chapter.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3175853/
>>3187172no problem was fun