You're name is Whatever (literally), and you're having some serious hunger pangs. You need to get some food in that stomach right fucking STAT.
Fucked up the title. But Whatever.Speaking of whatever, you're in your apartment right now. What next?
>>31087Head to bathroom
>>31087EAT THE WEED.
>>31087Grab that weird phallic object and then head to bathroom and eat some toothpaste.
>>31087inject the may janes
>>31087Eat the weed.
>>31087Grab the PHALLIC OBJECT OF INSATIABLE LUST and go to the BATHROOM
You eat the entire bag of weed, it tastes like fucking shit but it beats eating mud cakes like they do in the Congo. You grab the phallic thing and begin to head to the bathroom.(gonna draw that shit out hold up)
>>31326Upon entering the bathroom you feel your hunger become unbearable and eat an entire toilet paper roll.
>>31326Can we eat a toilet?
You're now in the bathroom with the phallic object. You've just about finished eating the entire bag of weed. You feel a little satiated but those hunger pangs are still there.>>31368>>31144You haven't been able to buy much of anything since you lost your job, so toilet paper and toothpaste are indispensible , not to be eaten. Gotta be clean and shit.>>31464No. It's like, physically impossible.
>>31577Use phallic object up the anus
>>31577Brush teeth with phallic object.
>>31577Eat personal hygene products.
We eat the phallic object after shoving it up our anus
>>31577Eat the phallic object and let your stomach acid absorb its lush nutrients
>>31590You decide that maybe sexy times can distract you from your hunger. But as soon as you can bust into the groove you start feeling a little weird.Now you're seeing colors.It's like you're wearing 3D goggles, OVER 3D GOGGLESALL THAT WEED YOU ATE IS STARTING KICK IN.You're high as fuck, the munchies are setting in and stacking on that hunger effect. The hunger is DEBILITATING.WHAT NOW?
>>31577Drink the soup that is on the counter you jabroni.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>32107Chew on your sweater, pretending it's Chad's cock, and masturbate even harder
>>32107call up your dealer for some shrooms, and clearly get more weed while you are at it. maybe some mollys too.
>>32107eat every single edible thing you can find until you get T H I C C
>>32419>>32230>>32119OKAY WILL DO>>32188 (dubs)BUT FIRST WE GOTTA DISCOVER OURSELVES IN THIS NEW STATE(also new rule: dubs get priority)
>>32772NOT T H I C C ENOUGHWE NEED TO GO DEEPER
>>32772Imagine we grew a dick
>>32772take whatever money you have and order all the pizzas you can afford to sate you super-weed hunger
>>32772Lose a bit of yourself to slaanesh.
i go to fucking mcdonalds dumb ass quest
You look throughout the entire entire apartment and you find....NOTHINGNot one ounce of food, not even a crumb for a mouse. You don't even have money, you spent it all on weed. "Way to set priorities, retard," you tell yourself. You need money to buy food. What now?(also no re-rolls, leave it to chance. >:v )
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>33176Eat your hair.
>>33176Acquire dong and run outside
>>33176go out and git sum fuk 4 fud
>>33176Just go outside through the window.
>>33176Call a friend to spot you for some pizza
>>33176get a well-paying job
>>33176go to the closest Arby's
>>33176put on our most worn looking clothes, get some cardboard and a marker, write down the saddest message we can think of, then head out to the nearest major intersection to see if we can bum some free money for food (or even just straight up free food!) from some suckers.
>>33176Go outside and look for a cookout or something, pretend to be a part of it and quickly eat as much as you can before your found out and make your escape
>>33255>>33355WE HAVE WINNERS.>Go to Arby's and offer sex for burgers
>>33176Eat your clothes
>>33355>>33255>>34184(Sorry, for lateness I was fucking around)In your blazed out, poorly-drawn state you come to a startling revelation.Instead of paying for a good thing, why not have TWO GOOD THINGS? Food and sex! So you being a normal person, decide that it would be a good idea to whore yourself out at the local Arby's for free food, THEY HAVE THE MEATS.Now we need something sexy to wear.
>>34764>wearingfuck that shit, NAKED OR NOTHING
>>34764cut a cleavagehole in a sweatshirt
>>34788What are we going to do when we get arrested? Suck off the cops?
>>34764Arby's is probably staffed by young guys, and young guys like cosplay.
>>34764>>34788Wear a bucket on your head to disguise yourself if you have to run from the cops if they come
>>34835>suck off the cops?yes
>>34949Why are you so determined to send us down the path of the whore, Anon?
>>34864I like this plan
>>34864Tripling up on cosplay.
Since there's competition we'll poll it. gonna check back in 15.http://www.strawpoll.me/10106190
>>35132Where do i vote to get rid of the dubs rule alltogether?
>>35193You should make it out of a dice roll instead of post number so its actually random.
>>35193I trust your judgement. Just let a few options come in, and take the best one.
>>35132>gonna check back in 15.
Well dubs are out of the window.You've decided to use cosplay to sway the boys at Arby's. You figure that since you're stoned off you're ass your creative capacity has increased ten-fold.So who should you cosplay? Post your ideas and most popular will be chosen.(Gonna call it right here for tonight, will update as soon as I get back home tomorrow.)
>>36950She has to be a Sexy Sanic, of course. She's fucking hungry, gotta go fast.
>>36950Courtney from Total Drama Island
>>36950Giffany you stupid fucks.
>>37085>>37102Is there some sort of /co/ infestation here on /qst/ or something?
Peepee the froog
>>36980>>37085As a non-joke answer though, I'll pick this,
cosplay as yabbi
Hurry the fuck up OP, I can't hold this boner forever.
>>37792He said he'll continue after he comes back tomorrow.
>>37127Yeah Batman should do the trick, though it's kinda campy.I'd prefer you break out the "sexy Nazi" outfit though, national socialism is pretty erotic in the right context.
>>37085This, oddly appropriate.
>>37085I didn't know I wanted this
>>38166>DUBSWe are going as Filthy Frank and there's nothing that can be done to stop this sex beast from getting pussi, b0ss.
>>32107Weed doesn't work that way.At all actually.
>>38399yeah that annoyed me too, but i rationalised away it by just thinking it was laced with acid.
>>38399>>38555Or it could be her getting touched by the warp as she strengthens slaanesh.
>>39077>>38555>>38399She did eat the whole bag, plastic and all. That might have something to do with it.
>>37127It's gotta be a sexy Batman
Please sexy bigbutt batman
Fuck it, sure, Batman.
>>39373More like Buttman amirite
>>39373>>39360Isn't that just batgirl?
>>41005No, we're going as sexy big butt batman. There is a difference.
please don't die :(
Hokay, back and bumpin'Sexy batman wins. Sexy batman time.
Op come back we gotta get thicc.
>>46786Aww, I wanted peepee the froog
>>46786get hype, I'm bumping for thicc arbys slutzzzz
But what is the best way to seduce the arbys workers
>>47711The Arby's workers only want and are taught to do one thing. And that is to upsell you on everything.>Do you want to make that a large size?Yes.>Do you want to change your drink to a milkshake?YES.>Would you like to add a pa-FUCKING YES.They want what we want.
>>46786Are you currently drawing? Or are you waiting for a suggestion/scenario?
>>46786We need to take measures for breast and hips to do the costume
>>47711just start twerking while we order
>>48193you would know sucking you BAKA GAIJIN!
(Many sorries, I've been busy with things)So after a substantial amount of time you manage to fabricate your own batsuit out of trinkets and old clothes, and some added flair to woo over the boys at Arby's.
>>48481Then let's go to arbys.
>>48481Hurray!identify how far away the nearest Arby's is.
>>48504>>48505The nearest Arby's is approximately 4 miles away.Now you have a couple choices on getting there.1. You can walk there like a regular person doing regular person things.2. You can take the "batmobile" for faster travel. The integrity on that transmission is questionable but who cares, you get to the food faster.3. Go free running like a true fucking batman. Bounding over buildings like it's none of your business.
>>48523The choice is obvious>3
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>48523Walk (but after a quarter mile try to hitch a ride using your body to encourage men)
>>48523do you know anyone who can get you a ride over there? if not then we PARKOUR in style.
>>48523use the batmobile and sing the theme song as you do dumbass moves as you head to the car.
>>48253Build upon that already serious appetite with some parkour
Lose some weight and eat some hard boiled eggs to try to feel good about myself for once
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>48523Combine 2 and 3, drive the batmobile like you;re doing parkour.
>>48523Run parkour, of course, and try to find a sidekick whore on the way
we are going to completely eat shit since we are stoned off our asses aren't we? this is going to be hilarious.
Image a stoned woman dressed as a slutty batman hopping across the cities roofs on her way to a fast food restaurant in order to prostitute herself for burgers. Sounds like something strait out of futurama or something.
>>50228I would imagine it would look like a person failing a bunch of quicktime events in real life.
>>50228ROLLING FOR FOUND BAG OF ACID
>>50334>off by one
>>48523drive as far as possible then free run the rest of the way. parking tickets be damned
>>50334>Putting your acid in a bag>not making all the blotter papers into a little booklet
>>50334RE-ROLLING FOR THIS. ACID BOY GO!
The choice is obviously three
God I hope this thread will go in the direction I think it will go.
>>48523>3Come on, every cosplay needs a performance!
>>51107Is it a direction of a certain flash series? Because that's honestly the direction I expected it to go.But whoring out for food is awright too.(just dang is it slowww)
>>51313W-what certain flash series?
With confidence you bust out of your apartment, and make a daring dash towards the nearest rooftop, you are the night, oh Jesus Christ are you the night....you take the phallic object with you for some reason..(gotta take some more final exams but I'll get on this shit as soon as I get back.)
>>51804Parkour around town and see if there are any criminals on your way to Arby's. Perhaps you can offer them sexual favours to convince them from being criminal scums. Or whack them with your phallic object, whichever works.
Your phallic object is your sword
>>52204what an interesting inversion
>>51804continue being completely stoned and do an absolutely terrible job at parkour, but still think you look like a badass.
>>51804Trade the object to some pervert on the street for food
>>51804Run like the bitch you are.
>>51804Run. Sexily. With maximum hipswaying. Cause a traffic jam, don't give a fuck.
>>52921This. We gotta show the world the power of our booty.
>>53179Hopefully soon to be thicker belly and booty
>>53424It could go to our boobs too....we could have a weird metabolism.
>>53436>>53424>>53179i am in favor of this school of thought
>>53424>thicker bellyJust a tiny bit, a little bump. Don't want to turn into a revolting lardass. Fat needs to go to the right places for us to be properly THICK.
>>53510 a nice potbelly, not too big, not too small evenly distributed
>>53616>>53510Gotta have the pot belly, though. nice and round. or she could just stuff herself til bulging.
>>53673 belly, at least for me, is essential
>>53451>>53510>>53616>>53673>>53705Well I suppose we all knew it was going here, didn't we?It's kinda unrealistic to expect all the progress you want in one thread.
>>53748I know, in fine with the luck of the draw, or whatever op does
>>53748I feel this comic is relevant.I still want a belly though.
I laughed so hard
>>54307>>53705>>53673>>53616>>53424I don't think she should turn into a oversized fatass. >>53510>>54307yeah lets go on this route. We don't need this to become /d/ or /jp/ quest.
>>54392>We don't need this to become /d/ or /jp/ quest.After we go get a good burger and dicking at Arby's, we should do something non-sexual.
>>54507Isn't that the end of the quest though?Unless this hunger is INSATIABLE, or we hunger for JUSTICE, I assume it ends with getting the Arby's.
>>54570In my opinion, what we have is an insatiable hunger for justice.
>>54624Do it for him.
>>54905Day of the Rope when?
PARKOUR IS HARD(Tomorrow is last day of finals so Imma hit so hard on this fucking quest when I'm done)
>>56390Bend your arms or legs slightly to absorb the shock as you fall.
>>56390Use Bat-Grappler to get back on the ledge at the last second.
>>56390Do an actionroll to recover!Or, you know, fail and break your arm.
>>56390Conveniently land on an awning, all the while pretending it was intentional
>>56390Good luck on those exams, got two left myself.
>>56675>>56390are you guys on a quarterly schedule? i still have 2 more weeks before my finals are over.
>>56390Fall ass-first on Chad's face, and grind on it a little.
>>54307this comic is so true"thick" is a word for normies and nogs on twitter, fuck off with it from here
>>56390This is hard. Flag down a car and suck the driver's dick for a ride to Arby's.
>>56502>break your arm.That's pretty harsh, I think she would dislocated it at most
testin' for that autosage
>>61304We're good, no autosage.
>>61304>>61354Actually, nope. Nevermind, thread is on autosage. You'll have to make a new one.
Yeah autosage is in effect.Gonna let this thread sit for a bit, draw some porn or whatever, and then we'll get back at it with....HANGRY QUEST: PART DEUX
>>61404>>61418We definetively have to make her pull a jojo pose somewhere in the next thread.
>>61404So would that porn be on /aco/ or /i/?
>>61404>>61525Where's the porn, damn it?
I feel like i've seen this art style before.But where...
>>61933Paheal? /aco/? Sankakucomplex?
I guess it's idle chat with the OP until this thread reaches page 10(Drawing up next OP image right now)>>61525>>61914I sometimes do things for the drawthread and OC thread on /aco/.>>61933Heh, you might've seen me on /aco/, but I don't think I've become relevant enough for someone to recognize my art, yet.>>62151I mostly post my stuff on Tumblr. (Which I won't plug until the end of this quest)Any questions? Suggestions?
>>62450make a webcomic
>>62465Making a webcomic sounds fun and all, but i'm not sure if I'm ready to tackle something that big yet. I still need to get better at backgrounds, coloring, character design, character consistency, all that jazz.
>>62465about the same girl, and how she gets into wacky shenanigans while stoned off her ass.
>>62757I think even if you started now it would be good. Then you also get the progression of your skills getting better over time recorded. Heck, you can always ask 4chan for help.
>>62757color? character design? jazz?i would read one of your webcomics at this quality
>>62768>>62804>>62808Aw shucks, thanks homies.If I DO do a webcomic I think I'd use some other characters, characters that are more concrete.That doesn't mean I'm dumping Whatever after this quest, she's totally having other quests, but I want to keep her fluid for the anons.Gonna start part two in about an hour or so, just giving a heads up.
>>63472>Gonna start part two in about an hour or so, just giving a heads up.AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>tfw no lazy stoner roommate/fuckbuddy
I'm such a douche, I FELL ASLEEP BEFORE MAKING THE SECOND THREAD.Part 2 now for reals.
>>66356at least you're sticking with it. good work buddy.