Eleven years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned the title of warrior race as Freeza’s soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and facing down all who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects. The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to most every corner of the universe now. With the Covenant’s failed 30,000-warship siege of New Salda televised live across much the civilized universe, as well as your family’s feats in Dreadzone, most everyone now knows the names of your family and what all you can do.Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 742. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 1,854,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of five, chosen champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, an idol to the other Saiyans and the rest of the PTO, and a household name across the civilized universe.Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/iPAJeGJn[DRAGON FORCE]: https://pastebin.com/A3nV1kqDPowerlevels: https://pastebin.com/vPb0wswNArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute vote, 3 votes minimum>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins>Crits are 100, unless otherwise stated>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions, I can and will use this power as-necessary.>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down at my discretion>DO NOT DELETE YOUR POSTS! If you want to change your vote, post your new vote linking to the vote you’re changing. This simplifies things on my end and helps prevent vote miscounts>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: The Gladiatorshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ASu2Kl5ZL2w
>>3080474Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:After you’d woken up in Towa’s lab post-battle, you’d then stuck around in her realm for two months to train with Future Chaya, your alternate timeline daughter. As you trained with your daughter, Raven spent that time learning her craft from the demon sorceress Towa. Once your two months’ stay was over, you and Raven returned to your own timeline. Back in your own time you kept your training up, and with two more months of training you finally came face-to-face with the Arbiter. The battle was long and hard-fought, you claiming victory with a Final Flash that left nothing of the Arbiter behind. As we rejoin Karn, you’ve just woken up in the Healing Pod, only to come face-to-face with your leader, the one and only Lord Freeza.“Wait, Cooler’s missing?” you ask, confused. “What? How can he disappear?”“Come to the bridge once you’re dressed, and I’ll show you.” Freeza says, walking from the room. “We’re going hunting.”“Hunting?” you think to yourself, quickly dressing. “What could that mean?”“Impressive work.” Dr. White says, you turning to him curiously as you pull a blue skintight training suit on, seeing him giving you a Saiyan salute. “You avenge your people. True warrior.”“Thanks.” you say, quickly dressing. You slip your Bloodstone, noticeably empty, back inside your left sleeve then put on your Scouter. Activating it you try and scan yourself, it unable to read your base form’s powerlevel anymore.”I couldn’t have done it without you. I really appreciate all you’ve done for us.”“Welcome.” he says, then waving you away. “Go, go. You’ve business to attend.”You nod to him, then make your way from the room, walking towards the bridge. As you walk down the halls, the door to the Gravity Chamber opens, revealing Meloka and Chaya. You’re surprised to see Chaya in an outfit mirroring Meloka’s Dreadzone suit, a pair of cameras flying from the Gravity Chamber.“Hey you two, how’re my two favorite-?” you ask, before being interrupted by Chaya.“DADDY!!” she shouts, leaping up at you and clinging on. “You did it you did it! You beat that bassard!”“Hahaha yeah, yeah I did kiddo.” you say, ruffling her hair. “We’ll never have to worry about him again.”“OH!!” she shouts suddenly, causing you and Meloka to jump. “I gotta go! Me an’ Megu are gonna go blow stuff up! Bye Momma bye Daddy!”“See ya kiddo.” you say, as Meloka says “Have fun,” leaving the two of you alone. As Chaya runs off Meloka floats up to you, wrapping her arms around your neck and pulling you into a passionate kiss.“Sorry for makin’ ya worry.” you say, Meloka shaking her head.“You got him, and he didn’t get you, that’s what matters.” she says, then getting more serious. “But why’s Freeza here? He’s angry at, but hasn’t said much.”“It’s his brother.” you say. “He’s missing.”cont
>>3080477“Missing?” Meloka asks, raising an eyebrow. “How?”“Don’t know.” you say, shrugging. “I’m heading up to the bridge now to meet up with him and find out. You coming with me?”“Of course.” she says, floating up onto your back and wrapping her arms around your neck. “Should we bring anyone else, or should it just be the two of us going along?”Good question. Well?>Just the two of us, if he wants someone else there he’d ask them along>Let’s bring Raven along, her perspective may be helpful>King Vegeta should probably be seeing this as well, see if he’ll come along>Bring your father Tatsu along, his experience may provide insight>Get everyone you can on short notice, Cooler going missing is a major emergency>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3080479>King Vegeta should probably be seeing this as well, see if he’ll come along>Bring your father Tatsu along, his experience may provide insight
>>3080479>King Vegeta should probably be seeing this as well, see if he’ll come along>Bring your father Tatsu along, his experience may provide insightI really hope it's not Babidi, someone last thread I think mentioned Dabura but I'm pretty sure we had an epilogue about Guts falling under his control
>>3080479>Just the two of us, if he wants someone else there he’d ask them along
>>3080479>King Vegeta should probably be seeing this as well, see if he’ll come along>Bring your father Tatsu along, his experience may provide insight>Bring Raven and Ubo too.
Rolled 33, 24 = 57 (2d100)>>3080488>>3080493>>3080499>>3080521>>3080542King Vegeta and Tatsu wins it Roll me a d100
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>3080547
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>3080547lets go bros
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>3080547
>>3080550>>3080553>>308055747/100. Rolling low today, but luckily for you I rolled lower. Writing.
Ah, sweet mediocrity.
>>3080561The taste is so familiar it may as well be bottled childhood and current home. So comforting.
>>3080479“Hmmm.” you say, pondering. Freeza didn’t exactly to bring anyone along, but if Cooler is missing this is a huge emergency. Not only because he’s incredibly powerful in his own right, but he still has to teach you that Instant Transmission technique. After giving it some thought you decide. “I’ll ask King Vegeta. And Tatsu. They both may have some insight.”“Good thinking.” Meloka says, you reaching out telepathically.“King Vegeta. Emergency.” you think out, your king replying immediately as you resume walking to the bridge. “Come to the bridge as soon as you can.”“What’s going on?” he asks, you feeling his ki moving to the bridge almost immediately.“Trouble.” you reply, then shift your mind to Tatsu’s. “We got trouble, you busy?”“What do you need?” he replies immediately.“Cooler’s gone missing.” you reply. “Meet us on the bridge?”“Done.” he says, you sensing him moving. Within a minute you all are gathered on the bridge, everyone standing before Freeza. You and Meloka, King Vegeta, and Tatsu are all facing Freeza, the ruler of the PTO. He’s in his first form, you all standing taller than him. You take the initiative once everyone’s gathered, giving FreeA a Saiyan salute.“Greetings, Lord Freeza.” you say, everyone following your lead. “We-““Enough with the plesantries.” he says, clearly in no mood for joking around. “We have a serious problem. My brother has been taken by the enemy.”“Taken?” King Vegeta asks, confused. “By who? Who could have managed to take Cooler?”“It was the wizard, Babidi.” Freeza says, Raven walking through the wall beside Freeza. “Good, you’re here. Everyone, watch this.”With that he turns and activates the screen, you all seeing what seems to be the view from a scouter.“Nowhere to run, Babidi.” you hear Arctus say, sounding surprisingly sober. “This ends, here and now. Majin Buu will never be freed!”“Don’t count yourself so certain, lizardboy.” the small creature, presumably Babidi, says. “Papaara Papaaa!”With his shout the wall behind him disappears, revealing a familiar figure.“Guts?” you and Meloka both say, at the same as Arctus does. His wolf-like armor covers his entire body, an odd-white emblem glowing on his armored helmet. Guts then howls, leaping into several frontflips with his huge sword. But before it can hit Arctus, a form suddenly appears between him and Guts.cont
>>3080658“Cooler!” Arctus shouts, Freeza’s brother effortlessly knocking the berserk warrior aside. “You made it!”“Of course.” Cooler says, staring Babidi down. “Father’s told me all about you, you bastard. You die, here and now.”As he says that he begins raising a finger, preparing to fire a Death Beam. Babidi’s eyes widen in surprise, then he thrusts his hands forward. With another shout from Babidi, a Barruer suddenly springs up around him, Cooler’s attack running harmlessly from it.“Come now, no need to attack me.” Babidi says. “Besides, I can give you what you truly desire.”“Oh?” Cooler asks. “And what’s that?”“I can give you power.” Babidi says, a malicious look on his face. “Power to usurp your father, to show your brother who his better is. But most importantly, power to exact your revenge, and kill that Saiyan who humiliated you. Your power Cooler suddenly cries out, clutching his head. You all watch as Cooler’s body begins changing and morphing, growing larger as he grows several spikes. After a few seconds the transformation is complete, Cooler turning towards Arctus. You notice the odd symbol on his forehead as well, and armor plate suddenly shifting to cover his mouth. Cooler then rushes at the scouter before the screen goes blank.“This was two hours ago.” Freeza says into the stunned silence. “As some of you know, Babidi’s ultimate goal is the revival of the destroyer, Majin Buu. This must not be allowed to happen, under any circumstances. Which is why I asked you along, Raven. Are you familiar with mind control magics?”“I’ve been studying up recently.” she says out loud, but telepathically to you. “Almost like she knew.” She then focuses back on Freeza, resuming. “This particular type of posession, one which uses the seals to bind the magic, are very direct. They’re still in control of their own thoughts, except they must obey the one who bound them without fail.”“Is there any way to break the spell?” Freeza asks her, the worry and hope in his voice apparent.“There’s a few ways.” she says hesitantly. “The easiest is often to knock the possessed unconscious. The shock to the victim’s body is often enough to free them. I could also try and undo it. But that’s risky, especially if he’s able to resist. But the most efficient way is to kill the caster. You kill Babidi, the spell ends right then and there.”“So we kill this damn wizard, and this all ends.” Freeza says, clenching his fists. “Good. Now, how will we find him?Well?>Try and telepathically contact Cooler>Try and telepathically contact Arctus>Tatsu, any ideas?>King Vegeta, any ideas?>You have nothing, stay quiet.>Other?(write in)30 minute vote
>>3080721>>Tatsu, any ideas?>>King Vegeta, any ideas?We can throw our own ideas in the pot after this. Last time we tried telepathy with something/someone involving Mind Control it did NOT end well. Plus, this is why we brought them.
>>3080721>Try and telepathically contact Cooler
>>3080721>Try and telepathically contact Arctus
>>3080721>Other: Do we have a location for that last transmission? If so we have to investigate and see if they left a trail.>Tatsu, any ideas?>King Vegeta, any ideas?
>>3080721>Try and telepathically contact ArctusSince he was there last>>Tatsu, any ideas?>>King Vegeta, any ideas?If they know any hideouts near there>Call King ColdBecause if anyone obsessively studies that midgets habits, its this guy.
>>3080741>adding this to my vote>contact King Cold
>>3080721>Call King Cold
>>3080727>>3080729>>3080732>>3080734>>3080740>>3080741>>3080748>>3080752>>3080773Try to telepathically contact Arctus wins it. Roll me a d100DC 65
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>3080811
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>3080811
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>3080811
>>3080811its gonna be one of those days
>>3080825We're under a tunnel.
>>3080825Started drinking already. Maybe it's Arctus?
>>3080817>>3080822>>308082341/100. Failure, writing
Well this is a good start
This is fine
Rolled 5 (1d100)I am the hero this thread deserves
>>3080905Oh man you guys really pissed off the dice gods didn't you?
>>3080907We had a really good session last thread. And the arc in general. It might be the Pink Skank's doing.
>>3080912It's gotta be something. Maybe that other Towa is fucking with magics that should not be. Or is it the Cthulhu embracing Babidi using the eldest of magics to fuck with meta probability? This is troubling.
>>3080907It's the punishment for the heresy GD committed.These threads are cursed now.
>>3080924He committed no sin, except not doing it sooner.
Rolled 90 (1d100)it's okayi am here now
I apologize for the delay, but the next update is looking at around another hour before it’ll be out
>>3080996Praise ye>>3081027Its cool, got a storm passing through flooding everything, so not going anywhere any time soon.
Rolled 98 (1d100)Test roll
>>3080721You need to know more about what happened. Focusing your mind, you telepathically reach out to Arctus.“Arctus, can you hear me?” you think to him, yet you get no response. “Arctus?”“There’s no response from him.” Raven says, having heard what you said telepathically. You look over to her, seeing she’s clearly somewhat stressed. “He’s been completely unresponsive since we first received that communication.”“Nothing?” King Vegeta asks. “His ship’s locator is not sending a signal?”“No.” Freeza says angrily. “The Booze Hounds flagship’s locator went dead two minutes after Arctus’s scouter went out. As far as we’re aware, Cooler has destroyed them all.”“Shit.” Tatsu says, you taking a moment and processing that. You didn’t know him all that well, but still. You can’t imagine being attacked by a mind-controlled ally, suddenly out for your blood. It must have been a terrifying experience, while it lasted.“Where were they when it happened?” you ask, Freeza pointing to your pilot, who’s quick to pull up the map.“From here at the Battledome, we’re a good four months by ship to where it happened.” Freeza says, pointing it out. “However, it is doubtful we’ll be able to catch them if we simply attempt to pursue.”“Why?” King Vegeta asks, but suddenly it comes to you.“Instant Transmission.” you say in realization, Freeza nodding. “With Cooler able to use Instant Transmission, he’ll be able to go anywhere.”“Exactly.” Freeza says. “As long as my brother is under that bastard’s spell, we won’t be able to simply catch up to him. My ship is headed towards my father’s hidden retreat as we speak, there I shall meet with my father personally and we shall plan our next course of action. Karn, I would like for you to be there as well.”“Really?” you ask, confused. “But why there? Doesn’t Cooler already know of it? And if Babidi and your father are enemies, won’t he now know of it as well?”“I...Well now, that is an excellent point.” Freeza says. He shuts his eyes a moment, then opening them. “Father agrees. Where should we all meet, once the scouts have determined what happened? He says he has two different safe havens that he believes Cooler is unaware of. One is on Raxus Prime, an ancient scrapyard and former starship factory. The other is on the resort planet Pokitaru. It is an oceanic world filled with small islands, known for it’s tourism. Where do you think we should meet?Well?>New Salda, you’re ready to go back home>Raxus Prime, Cooler wouldn’t think to look there>Pokitaru, you’re curious about it>Just meet on Freeza’s ship out somewhere in space, far less likely for Babidi to find you all>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3081193>Raxus Prime, Cooler wouldn’t think to look thereAs nice as it would be to head home, I don't think it would be a wise idea to chance Cooler blowing it up.
>>3081193>Pokitaru, you’re curious about it
>>3081193>which location is a ace your father would never go or visit even if things went bad ip?
>>3081193>Raxus Prime, Cooler wouldn’t think to look there
>>3081193>Raxus Prime, Cooler wouldn’t think to look therePutting all our powerlevels in a ship just sounds like bait.
>>3081193>>Pokitaru, you’re curious about it
>>3081213>>3081221>>3081276>>3081279>>3081281>>3081283>>3081293Raxus Prime wins it. Writing.
Finally back home, updates should come at a more regular pace now.>>3081193“Raxus Prime.” you say, your pilot pulling the planet’s system up on the display. “I doubt this Babidi’s plans would involve such a world.”As the pilot pulls up an image of the planet, you’re sightly impressed that from even outside that world’s orbit, it looks like it was built from rusty metal. You hear the pilot typing away a moment, before he turns around to address you directly.“Five months.” he says. “We’ll have to stop at Freeza Planet 79 and restock fuel and supplies along the way, but with two days allotted for all that we should arrive within five months.”“Very well.” Freeza says, nodding to your pilot then turning back to you. “I’m sure you’re aware of how sensitive an issue this is. If news gets out, it will mean chaos. Entire systems will most likely rebel, forcing us to divert resources that should be aimed towards destroying this menace once and for all. I’ll keep you informed of any new developments in the meantime.”“Keep yourself safe.” you say, you and Freeza clasping forearms.“Watch what you say over official channels.” he says, you both nodding to each other once then releasing each other. “Most likely, our entire communications network is now compromised. Keep all discussion of this to in-person, or telepathically.”“Understood. You watch yourself.” you say, Freeza turning to King Vegeta. Vegeta and Freeza exchange a respectful nod, your emperor turning to Raven. She nods wordlessly, opening a portal. You see the interior of Freeza’s ship, and the Ginyu Force assembled on the other side. But before you can say anything to them, Freeza walks through and Raven shuts it behind him. No one says anything for several moments, but then the pilot speaks up.“Shall I prep. the ship for takeoff, general?” Roberry asks you.“Go ahead and start the preparations.” you say, nodding to him. “Set our course for Freeza Planet 79. I’ll have a few things to finish up before we takeoff, but hopefully we’ll be ready to leave before the day is done.”“Yes sir!” he says, snapping a salute to you then turning back to his keyboard.Much to do, and little time. What will you do first?>Go and tell Vox you all are leaving tonight>Go find Chaya, let her know you all are leaving today>Find Emilia, tell her you’re leaving tonight>Other(write in)
>>3081501>Find Emilia, tell her you’re leaving tonight
>>3081501>>Go and tell Vox you all are leaving tonight>>Other(write in)Inform him we're taking Chaya's new best friend with us.
>>3081501>>3081504>>3081508All of this
>>3081501>Go find Chaya, let her know you all are leaving today>Find Emilia, tell her you’re leaving tonight
>>3081501>>Find Emilia, tell her you’re leaving tonight
>>3081504>>3081508>>3081510>>3081534>>3081539>>3081540>>3081551Tie. However, tell Vox wins it due to write-in. Writing.
>>3081501“This is bad.” King Vegeta says, then turning to you. “I’ll go ahead and get Emilia, and let her know we’re leaving today.”“Alright.” you say, then turn to Meloka who’s still on your back. “Could you go get Chaya hun? I’m gonna go speak with Vox.”“Alright.” she says, letting go and dropping to the ground. “Poor girl, she’ll be so upset she has to leave her new friend behind.” “About that.” you say, Meloka turning questioningly to you. “I think I can convince Vox to let her go with us.”“Don’t hurt him too bad.” Tatsu says with a chuckle. “He may be a rat, but he’s still an ally.”“Who a rat?” Chilli asks, your son walking through the door to the bridge. “Daddy? You’re up!”“Hey Chilli.” you say, walking over and picking your son up, setting him on your shoulder. “We’re leaving soon, but first I gotta go talk with Vox. Wanna come along with your old man?”“S-Sure?” he says a bit uncertainly, caught off-guard by your sudden offer.“Alright son, let’s go.” you say, walking from the bridge. As you walk through your ship, you telepathically tell Chilli the basics of what happened. By the time the story is finished, you’re walking down the ramp out of your ship. “And that’s what happened.”“Poor Freezy.” he says, seemingly genuinely sad as you drift up into the air. “I’d be sad if Broly or Chaya got turned into a baddie.”“Me too Chilli.” you say, the thought incredibly disturbing to you. You then decide to change the subject, turning to a different subject. “So how’s your training? Have you gotten any closer to becoming a Super Saiyan yet?”“No, not yet.” he says. “I’ve been tryin, but haven’t done it yet.”“Don’t worry Chilli, I know you’ll do it one day.” you say to your son encouragingly. “I know you’ll do it, if you set your mind to it.”But before you can say anything else, you’ve arrived at Vox’s tower. You wait outside a moment, unsure how to proceed.How will you approach this?>Fly up to his room and smash your way in, act pissed off and try to intimidate him into handing her over>Go up calmly without breaking anything, and tell him Megumin is coming with you>Try and cut a deal, saying you’ll bring Chaya back to keep fighting in the arenas>Other(write in)
>>3081751>Try and cut a deal, saying you’ll bring Chaya back to keep fighting in the arenas>"Also, how'd you like to be the soul distributor of any and all Karn merchandise? With a 60% cut of the profits?"
>>3081751>Go up calmly without breaking anything, and tell him Megumin is coming with you.Add in that if he doesn't that we'll have his products and shows banned across the entire PTO.
>Try and cut a deal, saying you’ll bring Chaya back to keep fighting in the arenas>And We do A Family Battle When we Come back>"Also, how'd you like to be the soul distributor of any and all Karn merchandise? With a 60% cut of the profits?"
>>3081751>>3081757>>3081759Both of these put smiles on my face. But one little add on is needed.>"My kids will be sad to leave their friends behind, don't make them sad.And this sounds like a nice consolation prize.>>3081765
>>3081751>Go up calmly without breaking anything, and tell him Megumin is coming with you
>>3081751>>Try and cut a deal, saying you’ll bring Chaya back to keep fighting in the arenas
>>3081751>Go up calmly without breaking anything, and tell him Megumin is coming with you>Promise him tips on any good fighters you come across and that we'll put in a good word with Frieza about having our next rematch at the dreadzone
Frieza handles all the negotiations of merchandise using our likeness, right?
>>3081751>>Go up calmly without breaking anything, and tell him Megumin is coming with you>>3081765You're giving him too much for a single girl he probably doesn't care about. Walk in, tell him we're taking her and if he disagrees inform him that a single girl is a small price to pay for the goodwill of Karn's Family and the PTO.
>>3081757>>3081759>>3081765>>3081767>>3081768>>3081770>>3081779>>3081825Interesting. Calmly tell him wins it, plus taking some of the more fitting write ins. Roll me a d100DC 55
>>3081825You know you're right so i change to>>3081779
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>3081838BLOW IT UP
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>3081838
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3081838
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3081838
>>3081841>Vox: Well I think- >Karn: [frowning]>Vox: You're right, it's a good deal.
>>3081850kekHe's a businessman. He should understand handing over the girl is a small price to pay if it means maintaining a good relationship with us. Besides, it's pretty much implied we'll be back given who we are.
>>3081841Oh thank god, our Dad frown works on soulless corporate fishmen.>>3081850Sounds legit.
>>3081840>>3081841>>308184274/100. Success, writing.
>>3081765>Sole distribution and the lion's share of profits on our merch for on girlI don't know why I just glossed over this but holy shit that is wayyyyyyyy too much to give, not to mention we don't have the authority to authorize that anyways
>>3081919Yeah, hopefully when GD says he'll take some of the more fitting write ins, that isn't one of them.
>>3082038We already saved Vox a shitload of money by taking our fight with the Arbiter to the planet that was already pretty much destroyed in the battle between Meloka and Boros, and the entire family has probably done wonders for his ratings and profits as well. He should at least be able to throw us a fucking bone here.
>>3081751“You gonna go punch him?” Chilli asks you, you shaking your head.“Nah, at least not today.” you say, floating over to the door. “I’m just gonna talk it out with him.”“That’s not as fun.” he says, you walking inside. You quickly make your way to Vox’s office, but before you can knock on the door it slides open.“Karn, hey how’s it goin’?” he asks as you stride forward into his office. “Nice fight by the way, that fight got even higher ratings than the war did. Look at these minis of you, Meloka, and Chaya. What do you think?”“Oh wow!” Chilli says, carefully picking up the figure of you with a glowing [DRAGON FORCE] wrapped around you. “Look Daddy, it’s you!”“Yeah, it is.” you say, looking them all over. They have an impressive amount of detail, even one of you facing down the Arbiter on a shared platform, it looking like New Salda. “These are pretty impressive, Vox.”“And they’re not all!” he says, clicking his remote at the screen behind him. You watch as it begins flashing, showing hundreds of items with either yours, Meloka’s King Vegeta’s, Chaya’s, Broly’s, and others’ images on them. “We’re putting your faces on everything Karn, you’re money!”“Well, I’m glad I can help.” you tell him. “But work calls, and we’ll have to leave tonight. I’ll be taking Megumin with me when we leave, but we’ll be back.”“Wait, you’re leaving? Taking Megumin?” he asks, confused. “No, she’s one of the stars behind your own kids, I can’t lose that one.”“Sure you can.” you say, gesturing to the figures on the table. “With all you’re about to make off me and my family’s image, I’m sure you’ll still turn a profit. Besides, having her come with us will be the far less costly option.”“Less costly?” he asks cautiously. “Less costly than what?”“My daughter getting upset at you.” you say. “She’s gotten quite attached to Megumin. If Megumin can’t come along with us because of you, she might take it out on you, or on this place.”“I get it, I get it.” he says, dropping heavily into his chair. “Fine, fine, fine. I’ll disconect her collar and let her go with you. But whatever happens with her is on you, I’m not responsible for any damages she’ll inevitably cause.”“Done.” you say, holding out your hand. He looks curiously at it a moment, then shakes you hand. You then talk to him telepathically. “And if I can think of any fighters to send your way, I’ll let you know.”“How?” he asks, not realizing it. He looks at you, you repeating it again telepathically before he gets it. He then hands you a remote, you looking at it curiously. “Press the button when you’re within a few dozen feet of her, the collar will deactivate.”“Thanks Vox.” you say, the two of you leaving his office. “I find someone I’ll send them your way.”cont
>>3082135save that remote, might work on other collars. could be useful in future.
We should pick up some of those figures before we leave. Gotta collect them all.
>>3082135>Look at these minis of you, Meloka, and Chaya.Awesome.
>>3082212those kid chaya/broly/chilli figurines are gonna be rare as fuck later
>>3082185Let's get a couple sets for the kids, they'll love em.
>>3082135“Look Daddy, look what I got!” Chilli says in an excited whisper, still holding the miniature of you and your Stand. He must have swiped it while Vox wasn’t paying attention. “I got you!”“You shouldn’t take things that aren’t yours.” you say sternly, his face dropping a bit. “Don’t take something from someone unless you’re ready to fight to keep it, understood?”“Okay!” he says, holding the tiny figurine close. “I could beat up Mr. Box.”“I have no doubt you could.” you say with a chuckle. Focusing on Meloka’s ki, you find her near Chaya and Broly, as well as Megumin. Perfect, this’ll make your daughter’s day. You move towards them, jogging quickly down the halls. Chilli jumps off your shoulder, running alongside you. You decide to push him, running faster and faster. He sprints to keep up, you seeing just how fast he can go. As you run down the halls you can’t help but be impressed. He’s so much faster and stronger that you were, even a few years ago. He’ll grow up into a powerful warrior one day.You both run to the massive twin doors, you sensing everyone on the other side. You both slide to a stop before slamming into them, you catching Chilli before he can slam into it. But before you can say anything, the doors suddenly opening to reveal Meloka, Chaya, Broly, and Megumin“DADDY!!” Chaya shouts excitedly, jumping up at you. You catch her with one arm, holding the remote away as she slams into you.“What’s that?” Broly asks, looking at the remote.“Oh, this?” you ask, shaking it slightly.Well?>It’s a choice for Megumin.>You’re one of us now kid, we’re leaving tonight.>Good news Chaya, Megumin gets to come with us now!>Other(write in)
>>3082244>>You’re one of us now kid, we’re leaving tonight.
>>3082244>You’re one of us now kid, we’re leaving tonight.Space Captain Karn and his crew of misfits.You could make a movie out of this.
>>3082244>You’re one of us now kid, we’re leaving tonight.
>>3082244>>It’s a choice for Megumin.
>>3082244>You’re one of us now kid, we’re leaving tonight.While I would like to give her the option we took a risk negotiating for her.
>>3082244>It’s a choice for Megumin.
>>3082244>Good news Chaya, Megumin gets to come with us now!
>>3082260I half expect us to land for the meeting, Frieza and Cold standing there and one of them looking at our ship, then to us and being all:>"Karn, why is your ship full of little girls?"
>>3082332We adopt more than little girls. And we only picked up two recently.
>>3082253>>3082260>>3082263>>3082269>>3082271>>3082275>>3082276>>3082285>>3082323>>3082331You’re one of us now kid, we’re leaving tonight wins it. Writing.>>3082332>Ubo walks outWho’re you calling little girl?
>>3082357Frieza is just jealous he's not the prettiest space princess anymore.
>>3082357>Who’re you calling little girl?>chuckling Cold noisesEveryone is a little girl compared to Cold. Well, when he didn't have a problem with his heart or whatever anyway.Has King Cold ever dressed up as Santa for his children? Has King Cold met Santa?
>>3082385>Has King Cold ever dressed up as Santa for his children?Now I want to see a special Christmas episode of Cold delivering presents to all the good kids in the PTO
>>3082395Merry Cold day everyone!
>>3082407>On the first day of Coldmas King Cold gave to me, a death beam in my enemy
>>3082244You walk over to Megumin, pointing the remote at her. Her eyes widen in fear, flinching as you press the button. But then the bulky metal collar clicks and falls off of her neck, Megumin opening her eyes after a moment. She looks down confused, seeing the collar. She then reaches up, rubbing her neck.“Congratulations, you’re one of us now kid.” you say, patting her shoulder. “We’re leaving tonight.”“Leaving? Really leaving?” she asks, voice full of disbelief. You wonder how long she’s been kept here. “It’s not a joke?”“No joke.” you say, smiling at the young witch’s disbelief. “We leave tonight.”“YAAAAAAAY!!” Chaya shouts, leaping down and hugging Megumin, wrapping her in her arms and lifting her up and off the ground, spinning in a few excited circles. “Now we don’t have to get sep-rated!”“I... I get to leave? I don’t know what to say. I thought I would never leave, and I’d be here forever, but I really really get to leave!” she says, running over to you and hugging you. “I don’t know what to say, thank you thank you thank you!!”“Of course, no problem.” you say, patting the kid on the back. “But we leave tonight, so you need to go get your things. Chaya, Broly, would you two go help her?”“Of course!” Chaya shouts, grabbing both Broly and Chilli. “C’mon, we gotta help Megu grab her stuff!!”With that the four of them run off, Chaya and Megumin skipping along and singing as Chaya drags Broly and Chilli along. You chuckle at your kids, but then a sudden presence behind you sets off your instincts. You grab Meloka and pull her behind you, putting yourself between Meloka and this dangerous presence. You see an odd blue man in a metal suit, holding something in his right arm.“Greetings, Saiyan.” he says, barely understandable through his thick accent. “Ice to meet you.”Well?>Who’re you?>How long were you there watching us?>What do you want?>No words, attack now!>Other(write in)
>>3082493>ASCEND>What do you want?
>>3082493>Who’re you?>What do you want?
>>3082493this >>3082503I guess Megumin is off to buy a Karn bodypillow.
>>3082508I knew Vox had cameras in the master bedroom for a reason!
>Well hey there how ya doing there you just caught me on the way to slide on out of here
>>3082493>>Who’re you?Oh man, is it Mister Freeze?
>>3082503>>3082507Ok guys he hasn't proven to be hostile yet so why don't we just see what his deal is
>>3082493>>3082503this. AND QUICK, SOMEONE MAKE A GOOD PUN, WE CANT LET THIS FUCKER BREAK OUR RECORD!
>>3082493Is that Arnie as Mister Freeze? Please tell me it's Arnie. That is the best stupid Mister Freeze. Not the best Mister Freeze. But the best so bad it's good one. You know what the fuck I mean.
Please god let it be the good one
>>3082493>>3082524>Eyebeam his gun>"Warm breeze just went by, that you?"
>>3082503IN ADDITION>"Freezed to make your acquaintance" best I could come up with
>>3082529This. He seemed to have so much fun.
>>3082493>>3082527I even forgot to vote, damn.>Who’re you?>How long were you there watching us?
>>3082535When you know you're in a piece of shit movie you learn to take pleasure in the little things like constant ice puns and running around in a kickass costume.
>>3082493>ASCEND>"Who’re you?">"Freezed to make your acquaintance">"What do you want?"
>>3082542I heard he still spends money to keep the outfit.
>>3082561I honestly can't blame him if that's true.I wonder how many of the Terminator jackets he stole too.
>>3082571God I love those movies. Especially T2.
Rolled 3, 37, 51 = 91 (3d100)>>3082503>>3082507>>3082508>>3082514>>3082516>>3082519>>3082524>>3082530>>3082537>>3082538>>3082552Ascend, and what do you want? wins it. Roll me a d100
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>3082597
>>3082575T2's practical effects make me nut every time I watch it.GD must have good taste since we fought the T-1000 way back when.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3082597YEEEART
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3082597
Man, the rolls in this thread have been fucking atrocious.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3082597
>>3082599>>3082603>>3082605Jumped the gun there
>>3082606They all happened in less then a minute, should have waited
Rolled 47 (1d100)Just for the sake of curiosity
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3082617No you gotta channel your inner HAMlord
CURSE OF THE DEGENERATE
>>3082599>>3082603>>308260549/100. Could have gone better, but also far worse too. Writing.
>>3082634DEGENERACY?! SOUNDS A LOT LIKE HERESY
>>3082634Non degenerates have been rolling, don't pin it on us.
>>3082493Without skipping a beat you immediately Ascend, dropping into your fighting stance. He hoists his weapon at you, your eyes narrowing at him as you feel and hear Meloka transform behind you as well.“What do you want?” you ask, the figure smiling.“Everyone chill out, I’m not here to cause trouble.” he says, but doesn’t lower his weapon. You notice the Lin Kuei emblem on his weapon “I’m here to speak with you about your ward.”“I’m not handing her over, if that’s what you’re asking.” you say.“Of course not, and I’m not here to fight you.” he says, lowering the weapon. “I watched your fighting, I have much respect for honorable warriors like yourself. Which is why I’m giving you a warning.”“A warning?” Meloka asks, threateningly. “Are you trying to threatening us iceman?”“No, I would not threaten parents with their dependent children nearby.” he says. “I may be a frosty assassin, but I’m not that cold.”“So what’s the warning then?” you ask, relaxing as well. You can afford to relax, with Meloka still on high alert behind you.“Get out of this.” he says. “Give her back, drop her off on a rock somewhere, it doesn’t matter. But get rid of her soon.”“Or what?” you ask. “My daughter enjoys having her around too much for that.”“Then I’m sorry, my friend.” he says, turning and walking away. “Not to give you the cold shoulder, but I cannot say. But from one father to another, I’ll say this: do not leave your daughter alone with her.”“The hell is that supposed to mean?” you ask, but he doesn’t answer, walking away and waving over his shoulder.“I don’t like this.” you say, Meloka nodding in agreement. That was very clearly a direct threat. But why the hell would an assassin potentially warn their victim? It makes no sense.“What should we do?” she asks you.Well?>Telepathically warn Emilia and Vegeta of what he said, no need to rush anywhere yet>Rush to Emilia yourself, have Meloka rush to the kids>Rush to the kids yourself, have Meloka rush to Emilia and Vegeta>Telepathically set everyone on your ship on high alert, but there’s no need for immediate action. Yet.>Chase him down, you’re getting answers out of him right now!>Other(write in)
>>3082849>Telepathically warn Emilia and Vegeta of what he said, no need to rush anywhere yet
>>3082849>>Telepathically warn Emilia and Vegeta of what he said, no need to rush anywhere yet
>>3082849>Telepathically warn Emilia and Vegeta of what he said, no need to rush anywhere yet>Telepathically set everyone on your ship on high alert, but there’s no need for immediate action. Yet.>Telepathically ask Silver if he has any idea what is going to happen.
>>3082849>Telepathically warn Emilia and Vegeta of what he said>Telepathically set everyone on your ship on high alert, but there’s no need for immediate action. Yet.>Rush to Emilia yourself, have Meloka rush to the kids
>>3082849>Telepathically warn Emilia and Vegeta of what he said, no need to rush anywhere yet>Telepathically set everyone on your ship on high alert, but there’s no need for immediate action. Yet.>Telepathically ask Silver if he has any idea what is going to happen.Does Long John Silver know Ahnold Freeze?
>>3082849>>Rush to Emilia yourself, have Meloka rush to the kids
>>3082857>>3082861>>3082867>>3082869>>3082870>>3082891>>3082901>>3082910Telepathically warn Emilia and Vegeta, as well as set the ship on high alert wins it. Writing.
>>3082935So is this the Arc where we partner up with freezypops? Is it Freeza arc time?
>>3082849“We need to warn Vegeta and Emilia.” you say, Meloka nodding. “Get the ship on high alert, I’ll tell those two.”“Right.” she says, you both focusing.“Vegeta! Emilia!” you shout to them telepathically. “We’ve got trouble. One of the Lin Quei dropped a threat to me personally.”“Was it a blue guy in a metal suit?” Emilia asks you, you confirming that it was. “That’s Dr. Freeze. What did he have to say?”“He said for me to get rid of you soon.” you tell her. “And he also said to not leave my daughter alone with you, for her sake.”“That bastard!” Vegeta snarls angrily in your mind. “How dare-?! I’ll pull his damn guts out myself!”“Vegeta, focus!” you say. “Think for a minute. “Why the hell would he warn us he’s coming for Emilia?”“I... Uhhh....” he replies hesitantly. “I don’t know?”“Me neither.” you reply. “And that worries me. King Vegeta, get the Royal Guard out in force as well. I have a bad feeling about all of this.”“Karn, we have a problem.” Raven says, her worried voice suddenly appearing in your mind. “I just sensed a huge surge of magical energy.”“From the Lin Kuei ship?” you ask her, despite not really needing to. “You been listening?”“Of course.” she replies. “Whatever this magic they’re slinging around is, I have a terrible feeling I’m not going to be able to take it head-on.”“DADDY!” Chaya suddenly thinks at you. “HELP!!”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 68 paused-
>>3083074And that’s it for tonight, everyone having fun? Ready to resume tomorrow, at 11am EST? Wondering what’s happening to Chaya, and what the Lin Kuei are up to? All this and more, when we resume in just under 9 hours!
>>3083074It's that time again. Spare no one.
>>3083074welp. whos dying today.
>>3083074>“DADDY!” Chaya suddenly thinks at you. “HELP!!”
>>3083074You know, i shouldn't have, but i really did think they wouldn't be stupid enough to hit the creative suicide button. I feel kind of disappointed for some weird reason.
>>3083091Ha.>>3083099Good question.>>3083105Vader’s the best.>>3083108We’ll see what happens, won’t we?
Considering the amount of mooks we're gonna have to kill, we should consider working on a quickdraw for the deathbeam. Make the killing all efficient like.
You know, if we really need to, we can probably have raven get Freeza pretty quickly.Wasn't too long ago when she dropped him off, and he ought to still be in his ship.
>>3083108They haven't exactly been the most competent bunch from the start. Honestly, they're making the TP look good by comparison.
>>3083117>Quickdraw>For fingergunsThat's kind of dumb, but if we ever fight Mcree i can't see another option. Our eyelasers do the same thing though.>>3083119That's just exposure talking though, TP did try to start shit at our weeding.
>>3083120Crashing the wedding was dumb, but threatening Chaya is brainlet tier.
>>3083128TP did make the attempt too, on the same day at that.
>>3083128>in the afterlife:>mook: So I said "Surrender or I'll gut your pretty little daughter!" and he - I shit you not - teleported behind me and tore my head from my neck!>koom: That's nothing. I was attacking him with some of my buddies and I gave the implication I would defile his daughter's virtue. Yeah I still feel the fatal injury he gave me, and I've been dead for years.>moko: I said his waifu a shit and his daughteru wasn't a cute.>mook & koom: Holy shitI hope they all swap stories in Hell about their poor decisions.
>>3083117>killing mooksYou have no idea what’s about to go down>>3083118She could.>>3083119They’re not THAT bad. But to be fair, they both’ve jobbed to Chaya.>>3083128>>3083140It was Future Chaya they threatened at your wedding.
>>3083172honestly, the reaction is mostly the same bar big Chaya getting in on the action as well
>>3083172>It was Future Chaya they threatened at your wedding.Our daughter is our daughter. Timelines don't matter in the face of a father's love.
>>3083171>Saying Daughteru isnt cute>Blatantly lying to seem toughi think that we just killed guy so that we'd spare him the internet crucifixions
>>3083140I mean, you can at least understand the motive of the Time Patrol due to Future Chaya working with Towa, and the wedding presenting one of the few opportunities to catch her off guard. These guys on the other hand are threatening little Chaya (a child) which can only really serve to piss Karn off and make sure he won't rest until he kills you. Seems like another level of stupid to me.
Somebody just fuckin' goof'd. Hard.I don't know who it is, and i don't know what they're doing, but they just signed the death warrant of the Lin Kuei.This is the part where we send a message written in blood to the whole universe, and to and of those who fancy themselves "assassins"Let the name "Lin Kuei" be a fearful reminder of the saiyan's general's wrath, and all that remains of a once proud clan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>>3083496I do hope we're bringing Meloka. Pissed off monkey mom is fucking terrifying
>>3083496That song doesn't really fit for a warpath. Good song tho.
>>3083499We're bringing everyone.This is the Karn, Meloka, Frieza and Ubo/Raven FucksquadWe will rip and tear, until it is done.And when it is done, we will pile their corpses to the heavens, and post the pictures on space /b/ with the co-ordinates.
>>3083500Try looking at it from a different perspective.
>>3083503It also doesn't fit as a "reminder" either. I don't know what you're trying to get at but I probably won't agree with it so I'll just move on.
Was thinking about coldmas, and looked through the archvies, we hadn't even hit 100k last year
did something happen to GD? he's not usually this late
Sorry for the delay, no idea why my alarms didn’t go off. One minute
>>3083074“Chaya, what’s wrong?” you ask her telepathically, immediately blasting straight to her. You moved without thinking, smashing through a wall or three and sliding to a stop right by your daughter. You then look around, seeing Chaya, Broly, Chilli, and Megumin all standing around next to several bags and suitcases.“That was super quick!” Chaya says excitedly, Megumin looking terrified. “We need your help Daddy, we can’t carry all Megu’s bags by ourselves. Can you help?”“I..I...” you say, unable to form words. You’d been so worried for Chaya you had moved immediately, you sighing out in relief. “Chaya, kiddo, don’t scare me like that, alright?”“Huh?” she asks, but Broly seems to understand.“What’s wrong?” he asks you. “Dad, what’s going on?”You quickly fill the four of them in telepathically, letting them all know what happened. You don’t tell them everything, just enough so they know how serious things are.“I’m sorry Daddy.” Chaya says, you smiling down at her and ruffling her hair.“It’s okay kiddo, just don’t worry me like that.” you tell her. “Now c’mon, let’s-““Karn!” Raven thinks to you. “Whatever that mass of magical energy is, it started heading straight for the ship!”“Dammit!” you reply. This could be really, really bad.What do you do?>Rush to it, have Raven set you up an intercept route to stop it from getting as close to your ship as possible >Rush back to the ship, have everyone battle-ready to stop whatever’s coming right there>Rush the Lin Kuei ship, blow it to hell before whatever that is reaches your ship>Other(write in)And what about the kids?>Have them all wait here, hopefully out of harm’s way>Take Broly and Chaya with you, have them both go Super Saiyan>Help them get Megumin’s stuff into the ship first, the others can handle that without you a minute>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3083795>Rush to it, have Raven set you up an intercept route to stop it from getting as close to your ship as possible>Have them all wait here, hopefully out of harm’s wayalso>ascend if we haven't already
>>3083795>Pick up the ship and move it out of the way>have raven portal the kids out, and frieza in>have meloka try to blast it down with ki, see if it'll work at all
>>3083803You’re still ascended from meeting Freeze
>>3083795Damn girl what the hell are you trying to bring that yourself and three saiyan children can't haul? Literally your fucking room still attached to the station? Just get some string and tie your bags together and drag them. >Rush to it, have Raven set you up an intercept route to stop it from getting as close to your ship as possible >Have them all wait here, hopefully out of harm’s way
Rolled 48, 9, 62 = 119 (3d100)>>3083803>>3083808>>3083816Rush to it, have Raven set up an intercept route and have them all wait there wins it. Roll me a 3d100
Rolled 96, 20, 89 = 205 (3d100)>>3083867
Rolled 87, 49, 43 = 179 (3d100)>>3083872Why?
Rolled 97, 70, 17 = 184 (3d100)>>3083867Maximum reeee
>>3083879Sweet. The day is going much better now.
>>3083870>>3083878>>308387997/100, 70/100, 89/100. Three successes, writing.
>>3083795“Give me the quickest route to it.” you tell Raven telepathically. “I don’t want whatever that is anywhere near the ship.”“On it.” she replies, as you turn to your children and Megumin.“Okay listen up.” you say, everyone going quiet. “Something bad’s going down with the Lin Kuei. Broly, Chaya, Chilli, you all stay here with Megumin. We’ll move all your stuff later kid, once I take care of this, okay?”“S-Sure.” she says, you turning to leave.“You can do it Daddy!” Chaya says, giving you a thumbs up. You return the gesture, then dash back out through the hole you made in the wall.“Where is it now?” you ask Raven, her directing you through the station’s labyrinthine layout. You dash down the facility’s halls, passing by dozens of unaware, clearly surprised people. As Raven directs you to turn down another hall, you suddenly feel an icy breeze blowing through. “What the hell?” you think to yourself, then you see it. Around the corner turns a massive, hulking form made of glowing ice. The humanoid form is several feet taller tnan you, it wielding a massive club partially covered in ice as well. You can’t sense any ki coming from the giant frost creature, but from how Raven reacted you know you can’t underestimate it. It bellows out wordlessly in challenge, the temperature in the hall dropping. You flare your aura up around yourself, repelling the worst of the cold creeping in.“No. Escape!” it says, raising it’s free arm. You hear something slamming behind you, you turning and seeing a massive wall of ice has blocked the path back. The icy creature takes another lumbering step forward, you dropping into your fighting stance as sparks dance along your body.Well? What now?>Rush and attack>Ki Blade and rush>Super Ki Blade and rush>Death Beam, right between it’s eyes>Ki Bomb, center mass>X-Slash, cut it down>Other(write in)
>>3084004>>X-Slash, cut it downKinda wish we'd brought in the gravity hammer for this one.
>>3084004>>Super Ki Blade and rush
>>3084004>X-Slash, cut it down
>>3084004>>Ki Bomb, center mass
>>3084004>“No. Escape!”Pff, we're not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with us.>X-Slash, cut it down
>>3084004>X-Slash, cut it down>Perfect means you won't run!
>>3084007>>3084008>>3084011>>3084049>>3084051>>3084053>>3084057X-Slash, cut it down wins it. Roll me a 2d100.First DC 35Second DC 70
Rolled 43, 16 = 59 (2d100)>>3084089That's Ymir.watch out for AOEs and freezing breath
Rolled 17, 5 = 22 (2d100)>>3084089AAAHHHHH
Rolled 7, 61 = 68 (2d100)>>3084089
>>3084094>>3084097>>308409943/100, 61/100. Success, failure. Writing.
Rolled 92, 14, 3, 56, 94, 70, 32, 75, 71, 5, 17, 46, 34, 99, 1, 42, 98, 63, 6, 75, 54, 63, 72, 77, 86 = 1345 (25d100)again, dice? fuck's sake
>>3084118>that 1i reckon i just saved us from a LOOOOT of trouble. shame about the 99 & 98 tho
>>3084122Silly anon. You cannot prevent the dice from having their way.
>>3084004“Well, you’re right about that.” you say, crossing your arms and gathering your ki into your fingertips. “There’s no escape, for you! HAAAAA!”With your shout you fire an X-Slash, your blades of ki cutting straigjt through the icy monster. It roars out, either in pain or anger you can’t tell as it falls apart into four seperate chunks. He falls to pieces, each mighty chunk beginning to rapidly melt.“Well, that was anti-climactic.” you think to yourself, turning back to the wall behind you. Unlike the monster, it hasn’t yet begun to melt, remaining an impassible wall. You pull back your fist, gathering your ki and preparing to smash your way through, when you hear something behind you. Turning, you see the creature has begun reforming, pulling itself back together. You try to turn around when suddenly you feel it. Your feet are stuck! Looking down, you see your legs up to your shins are frozen solid!“What the hell?” you say, the creature finishing reforming behind you. It begins laughing with a booming chuckle, taking a pair of stomping steps forward.“No. Escape.” it says again, slamming it’s club into it’s free hand. With every step closer it takes the room gets colder and colder, you beginning to shiver from the cold. You feel the ice climbing higher and higher up your legs, beginning to encase your knees. Dammit, this is bad! The creature keeps walking towards you, your body cooling down. You need to do something, no- what?“That’s close enough.” Raven says, rising up from the floor between you and the creature. “Return from where you came from, demon.”“Little halfling.” it says, stopping it’s advance. “Stand aside. No fight you.”“No, you stand aside, frost demon.” Raven says, not budging. “This is not your world.”“Ymir not leave!” it says angrily, slamming his club into the wall. “This Ymir’s world now!”Well?>Explosive Wave, break free of the ice and turn to face Ymir with Raven>Stay put, sit back and see the results of her training>Go Berserk, unleash on this creature>Other(write in)
>>3084303>>Explosive Wave, break free of the ice and turn to face Ymir with Raven
>>3084303>Explosive Wave, break free of the ice and turn to face Ymir with Raven>Energy Fist
>>3084303>Explosive Wave, break free of the ice and turn to face Ymir with Raven
>>3084303>Explosive Wave, break free of the ice and turn to face Ymir with Raven>Piercing Fist
Rolled 67, 50, 25 = 142 (3d100)>>3084317>>3084323>>3084327>>3084328>>3084333Explosive Wave wins it. Roll me a 2d100.First DC 55
Rolled 66, 50 = 116 (2d100)>>3084388
Rolled 17, 75 = 92 (2d100)>>3084388
Rolled 90, 7 = 97 (2d100)>>3084388
WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS BOYS
>>3084394>>3084396>>308439890/100, 75/100. Impressive, writing.
>>3084398>>3084396WOOOOT WOOOT, THIS IS THE SOUND OF THE PTO!
Rolled 20, 93 = 113 (2d100)Am I too late for the talent show?
>>3084303“Nice timing.” you say to Raven, then with a shout you fire an Explosive Wave. Your energy explodes out from you, shattering the thick ice climbing up your legs. You then turn around, facing the creature alongside Raven. “Thanks for that.”“This creature belongs in my father’s realm.” Raven says, eyes glowing white. “Time to send you back to him! Azarath Metrion Zynthos!”With her shout she fires a wave of luminous darkness, the attack consuming the entire hallway before you. Your eyes widen in surprise, her attack far more controlled and concentrated than you’ve ever seen it before. After a moment her attack disappears, you seeing another wall of ice had sprung up. It’s deeply damaged and cracked, you impressed it’s still standing. After another moment it shatters, revealing the creature again.“You attack Ymir?” it asks, then charges. “YMIR! BREAK! YOU!”“No you don’t!” you shout, flaring your aura up and charging as well. It swings it’s club down, you focusing your ki into your fist, and swinging. “RRRAAAAAAAA!!”Your fist slams hard into the demon’s club, your Ki Punch exploding and repelling the massive weapon. However, your right arm almost to the elbow is now covered in a thin layer of frost, the demon staggering back a step.“Augh, dammit!” you shout, clenching your right elbow at the burning pain in your frosty right arm.“Karn, get back!” Raven shouts, you leaping back and away from the creature, sliding to a stop beside Raven. “What the hell is this thing?”“It’s a demon.” Raven says, glowing red runes appearing on her body, arms and legs. “Specifically a frost demon, and a minor one at that.”“That’s a minor demon?” you ask, remembering the battle with a demon you and Meloka had years ago. “So what do we do?”“I’m not sure.” she replies, eyes still glowing white as she holds her dark power in her hands at the ready. “I could try to banish him, but he has more magical power than I do, more than enough to resist me right now. We have to reduce his power enough before I can do that.”Well?>Retreat for now, regroup at your ship>You have a plan, but you need Megumin>Walk forward and Unmovable Energy Body, tank whatever he dishes out>Energy Javelins, keep blasting it apart>Rush and grab it, then fire off a Grinder>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush, try and destroy him>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath, try and melt him down>Go Berserk, rush and smash him>Other(write in)
>>3084595>>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath, try and melt him down
>>3084595>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath, try and melt him down
>>3084595>>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath, try and melt him down>Ask Raven if there's any weak points to aim forMight as well ask her since she's the closest thing we have to a demonologist.
>>3084595>「DRAGON FORCE」and Fire Breath, try and melt him down
Rolled 55, 29, 95, 89, 94 = 362 (5d100)>>3084601>>3084602>>3084604>>3084608>>3084613>>3084636[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath wins it, roll me a 3d100.First DC 25Second DC 80
Rolled 35, 11, 100 = 146 (3d100)>>3084670
Rolled 87, 13, 10 = 110 (3d100)>>3084670
>>3084684Hoo fuckin yeah. Fuck this ice bitch.
Rolled 69, 55, 84 = 208 (3d100)>>3084670
Rolled 40, 25, 25 = 90 (3d100)>>3084670
>>3084684>>3084687>>308470987:100, 55/100, CRIT/100. Well then...
Man Trigon really needs to learn how to take a hint and fuck off along with his minions. Hey GD can you tell us Trigons PL?
>>3084784Trigon's PL is big But not as big as Dabura's
>>3084595“Raven, I have an idea.” you say, flaring your aura and melting the ice on your right arm. “But I’mma need you to get back.”“Right.” she says, nodding and phasing through the wall beside her, leaving just you and it in the hall.“You no escape!” it says, ice forming along the walls, floor, and ceiling between you and the creature. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZpFgkZWHXqA“Escape? No, I’m not running away.” you say, taking a step forward and popping your neck and knuckles. “I wanna see how well a frost demon holds up to a dragon’s fire! Go, Dragon Force!!””RRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR!!” your Stand bellows as it materializes, it’s massive head almost filling the entire hallway. The demon takes a step back, warily.“Eat this!!” you shout, throwing your fist forward. Your stand again bellows, filling the hallway with fire. The deamon roars, clearly in pain as your dragon’s inferno is melting it down. It hastily erects a trio of ice walls, trying desperately to stop your attack.“No you don’t!!” you shout, slamming your left palm to your right and pouring everything into it. “RRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!””RRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRR!!!” your Stand roars as you do, the flames turning into a golden stream of firey death. It punches straight through the icy walls as if they’re not even there, your attack then consuming the demon.“NNNNOOOOOooooooo...” it roars, the voice quickly disappearing. You’re left alone with your Stand, you making it disappear as you drop to your hands and knees, panting in exhaustion.“You, you actually killed it.” Raven says, stunned. You turn, seeing her looking down the hall where the demon was. “You didn’t just send it back to hell, you... You actually destroyed it.”“That was, was the idea.” you say, panting out. You then struggle a moment, pushing yourself back to your feet.“No, you don’t understand.” Raven says. “When a demon’s physical vessel is destroyed, they simply return to the Demon Realm. But you actually killed it. You truly killed a demon.”https://youtube.com/watch?v=uhUzEqBtLwU-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 68 End--The Gladiators Arc End-
>>3085027>We just Smoughed a motherfucking Ice Giant.Ohhhhhh, yeah, this is the good shit.
>>3085027>But you actually killed it. You truly killed a demon.”Karn is very good at killing things that should be beyond him. You should know that by now Raven. What's a little technicality of extra-planar immortality in the face of Karn's big raging dragon?
>>3085027And that’s it for this arc! With an explosive finish, the Gladiators arc has wrapped up. Everyone have fun? Ready to see where the next arc goes, and what else awaits Karn and the crew? Find out next time, on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!!
>>3085027>God Slaying KarnOHNO
>>3085044Is Trigon worried now that we can kill demons?
>>3085027>Raven is suprisedDid she not get the memo?Nobody threatens Karn's family and lives.
>>3085027Oh wait, the fucking ninja pussies summoned that thing, how terrified are they going to be when they find out their attack giant is DEAD, and Karn knows they threatened his baby girl, and his charge?>>3085044Why is Raven at all surprised we executed the Ice Demon? Like this guy said>>3085043>>3085048No no no. Demon Slaying Karn. At the moment our god count is only at 3 maimings that would result in death if not immediately treated, 4 if you count Ace in God form when we broke the wee man's spine.>>3085062YAY FOR CREATIVE SUICIDE BUTTON!
>>3085037It was a very powerful attack.>>3085043Ha, And true.>>3085048Not a god slayer. Yet.>>3085059He’s more impressed a mortal killed one of the lesser demons, than worried it could happen to him.>>3085062True. Doing that doesn’t have a really good track record.>>3085065They’re terrified.She didn’t think you couldn’t beat it, but to kill it was something she didn’t expect.A very good demon slayer.
>>3085086Did they know the second Ymir stopped his short walk that he died, or is it their summoner dropping like a ragdoll from DRAGON SHOCKU, hitting him with feedback. Or the more ominous way, they try calling it, failing, then asking some demon that knew their toy what happened?
>>3085086>He’s more impressed a mortal killed one of the lesser demons, than worried it could happen to him.This dumbass needs the fear of DAD put in him, the pure ignorance Triclops is showing is astonishing. Would I be right in thinking he is as strong as the Theros punks we broke?
>Karn is now officially a demon slayer>Karn, Dante, and Doom Guy team up to kill everyone in hellIt'll be a great arc
>>3085102Good questions. You might find out.>>3085117The difference between this demon and Trigon is close to the difference between a common Freeza soldier and Perfect Cell.>>3085131The hell arc will be quite fun.
>>3085131>tfw Dante is a memelord>DOOMGUY is pure rage>and Karn is the balance between the twoLiterally the ultimate in demon slaying power. Can you imagine if Karn learned proper taunting from Dante and the greatest sprinting techniques in the multiverse from the Doomguy? Or if Doomguy lends one of his Berserk packs to Karn? Yikes
>>3085102>What's this? I can't feel my summon any longer...>Fools, i know not what magic they wield, but i'll simply re-summon it!>...Any second now. aaaaaany second.>Wait, what the hell? Why isn't he coming back! What's going on over there!?>Xyl'krryg'nalran! Oi, Xyl'krryg'nalran! Is lil'freezy back in the demon realm with you?>"E's fookin' ded m8">What?! That's impossible! How could they have->"Ye dun went n' pissed off karn, ye did. Bad move, m8. Don't call me.">Wha...! He closed the connection! That sunuvabitch actually hung up on me!
>>3085150I imagine Dante would be somewhat shocked if he met someone besides Vergil or Nero that could actually beat him in a fight.
>>3085179>think you're beating Dante>suddenly get quicksilvered>and DT'd>and Trickster teleports fucking everywhere>and then he switches to Royal GuardDante really is fucking horrifying if you look at his abilities. If you're facing an older Dante who uses all the tools at his disposal you're basically just fucked. His power creep is INSANE.Of course if there is any setting that could match him in bullshittery it'd be Dragonball.
>>3085227But can he fly and shoot Darseid death beams from his eyes?
>>3085227>Trickster vs IT>DT vs Berserk>Quick Silver vs Energy Body>Royal Guard vs Final FlashThe more I think about this, the more I realize our arsenal of moves lines up pretty well with Dante's arsenal of weapons.The only things we don't have an equivalent to are the Yamato, Padora, Cavaliere, and Nevan.And god help us if he can pull of the Distorted Real Impact.
>>3085244>can he flyWith the power of gamebreaking bugs he canHe has okay air time, but again, teleporting. Teleporting is to flying what flying is to running.Have him beat with the eyebeams though. But can Karn heal injuries essentially instantaneously? Or play guitar?
>>3085250>But can Karn heal injuries essentially instantaneously?All we have to do is beat him hard enough to stall his regen.And Karn plays the kazoo, not the guitar.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevzIXAtX2g
>>3085247I feel like Trickster as a means of combat movement is superior to IT, but in terms of long range and utility IT blows Trickster out of the water.Dante also has an energy body equivalent in Dreadnought. And we can't forget about DT explosion. Dante would totally throw down with [insert favorite fist weapon here] against a h-t-h fighter like Karn though. It'd be the best.>>3085264>All we have to do is beat him hard enough to stall his regen.I mean Dante had a bigass scythe blade embedded in his chest damn near dead center on his heart and he just rolled with it. Outside of blowing his head off Dante would be unreasonably hard to kill. Especially since Dante's healing doesn't seem to visibly strain him. And by looking at Vergil we can surmise that being physically exhausted doesn't seem to actually affect their healing too much if at all. I don't know man. Dante is pretty OP. >bringing up music>when Karn hardly even has an official soundtrackKarn's Kazoo is a tool of justice. Not used in anger. So Karn basically doesn't get to use his Kazoo. Because ain't no one else around here toting one. Unless we come across a blind double-amputee drinking his sorrows away somewhere. Wait, he has a fiddle, nevermind.
>>3085150>berserk pack Berserk KarnOh myy.>>3085154I’ll say this, the summoner felt what you did.>>3085179Probably. But without a counter to Time Stop he’s hard to stop.>>3085250Teleportation is an incredibly useful fighting skill.>>3085264Kek.>>3085288He’s a hard one to put down. Thankfully you won’t have to fight him anytime soon. Hopefully
>>3085303You and I both know if Dante shows up and styles on somebody in front of us, we're gonna fight him.Hell, if he has fun I imagine he might be inclined to throw us one of those super baller fist weapons he has but never uses after getting them.
>>3085303>>berserk pack Berserk Karn>mfw>Thankfully you won’t have to fight him anytime soon. Hopefully.Hopefully.
>>3085303>I’ll say this, the summoner felt what you did.Oh do tell, did he suffer from third degree...wait we incinerated the blueberry, fourth degree burns all over his body at the same time?>>3085314>Berserk Pack Berserk Karn with Dragon Force and Gilgamesh.Yesssssss
>>3085303To be fair, Dante wouldn't even use Quicksilver unless he absolutely needed to.It's no fun to style on people if all they see is a blur.
>>3085314If he appears, you could try and fight him.>>3085321Kek.>>3085331He certainly felt something.>>3085347Stopping time is such a bullshit power too. It is almost impossible to counter, depending on the limits.
>>3085498Looking up the gameplay, quicksilver doesn't seem to actually stop time.It just slows it, a lot.So from karn's perspective, wouldn't it just amount to a massive speed boost on dante's side?
>>3085498Quick question. Did Leyas even have a pun his name was based around?
>>3085546I think its Lettuce
>>3085529With how fast Dante already is it may as well stop time. Well, to people who can't literally stop time anyway.
>>3085666I mean in dbz yamcha vs a saibamen was a fight faster than gohan could process at first sight and neihter of their powerlevels were above like 2000. So I think we're already well beyond the point of appearing like we stop time.
>>3085529Perhaps.>>3085546>>3085629Lettuce. My mom babysits teachers’ kids, it was how one said it.>>3085666If you can move faster than someone can react, does it really matter?
>>3085693>If you can move faster than someone can react, does it really matter?
>>3085720There's a bit of a difference between a martial artist and a being that can destroy a planet, attack at any angle, at speeds that defy logic and can also shoot blasts of logic defying bullshit. Also said being can change forms and shit.
>>3085734Christ the art-style shift is jarring when you see it all next to each other.
>>3085740To be fair, the tactics still kinda apply when both fighters are at basically the same level physically.
>>3085693>If you can move faster than someone can react, does it really matter?Well since even here in reality there are words for states of mind wherein action is taken without conscious thought, it kinda does. And there is always the good ol' fashion "I predicted your next move!". Gotta love activating trap cards.
I wonder if we could ever learn to stop time? I guess we could see about coercing Guldo into teaching us, but his ability might be racial in nature. Could we learn that thing Hit does? Or is that a technique that’s only been developed in his universe? Honestly, even being able to stop time ourself wouldn’t be overly necessary, but something that at least allows us to move when other people stop time would be great.
>>3085837you mean like the bullshit of SSGSS kiakenx10 goku somehow being able to move in stopped time?
>>3085837We should go and find some clock demon and have him make us impervious to time alteration. Preferably one who wears a gigantic fucking clock as a necklace. What?
>>3085862I think they explained it in the manga that, as the power gap between Hit and Goku grew larger and larger Hit was less and less capable of affecting Goku with stopped time, and the as such the length of time that Hit was able to stop time for kept decreasing. So the actual mechanics of it aside, I’d rather us not have to rely on a massive power to be able to influence the time stopping ability. Besides, brute force methods like that clearly don’t work in some cases, like with Jotaro, who was able to fully stop time like usual despite having a sliver of a fraction of power in comparison to us.
>>3085888Massive power gap*
>>3085888The lesson to take away here: Stands are fucking terrifying. Brute force punchghosts are a huge and recognizeable threat, but there are stands belonging to manga artists or unfortunate contractors that could lay even the strongest warrior low if they let their guard down.
>>3085972Yeah, I’m not looking forward to when Towa sends us on Stand related missions. Still, at least us being at the helm raises Karn’s survival chances immensely, what with us being a bunch of overly paranoid Shadowrunning fucks.
>>3085693How's Towa doing right now? Has she picked out a name for the baby?
>>3086213Its been a few months, I am sure she did, and is probably showing.
>>3085720That’s why I specified react, and not simply see.>>3085783You could ask old man Joestar about that.>>3085837Good question. Who knows?>>3085875Ha.>>3086213She could be better. And perhaps.>>3086647It’s been ~4 months
>>3086655Oh yeah, Sweet Demon Princess showing her baby bump now.
>>3086655>It’s been ~4 monthsHas it? I figured she’d contact us about something before four months had passed in her timeline.
>>3086655>That’s why I specified react, and not simply see.Well even if you can't necessarily react to something, you can still predict it and attempt to move accordingly.At that point the only real solution would be to move before your opponent moves, but that still takes a hell of a lot of experience to pull off.
>>3086655Looking forward to when Towa finally drops the baby bomb on us.
>>3086656>>3086824It’s been just over 4 months for Karn. 2 in Towa’s time and 2 in his own.>>3087036That it does. But by doing it you’re still moving before your opponent.>>3087060It’ll be. Something.
>>3087276>But by doing it you’re still moving before your opponent.Not a problem if they're predictable. Karn just needs to work on his taunt game to piss off anybody who fights him.
>>3087307>Karn learns to get Jetstream Sam levels of rage inducing tauntsKarn needs to brush his pearly whites before he'll ever have a smug enough smile to make people that mad.
>>3087343>Footage from the siege of New Salda, Karn applauds the valiant but futile effort of the Covenant Warships as they explode. Colorized
This episode’s epilogue will be something a little different, focusing on Arctus.>>3087307True.>>3087343He’d have to put in quite a bit of work to reach that level.>>3087409Kek.
>>3087508>He’d have to put in quite a bit of work to reach that level.>Karn starts taking observational comedy classes as part of his trainingBUT WHO WOULD BE HIS MASTER?
>>3087561OH NO! That'd actually be hilarious though
>>3087571One possibly for a JoJo-trained Karn:“Your next line will be, ‘so what, you only changed your hair color’.”“So what, you only changed your ha- What?!”
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 68 Epilogue-AGE 742, SOMEWHERE IN EAST QUADRANT“Fuck me, I need a drink.” you say, tiredly sorting through the wreckage of what’s left of yours and that Dandy fellow’s ships. Your entire body hurts, still sore from the severe beating Cooler handed your ass. You are Arctus, distant relative of the Cold clan and leader of the infamous Booze Hounds.“Former leader.” you think miserably to yourself, picking through the devestation the possessed Cooler had wrought. Everything was going perfectly, until Cooler was mentally dominated by Babidi’s dark magic. With Cooler turned against you, there was nothing any of you could do against his might. He effortlessly destroyed your forces without a second thought, and beat you almost to death.But nearly dying at the hands of your relative is not what disturbed you the most about what happened. When he became possessed by Babidi, Cooler changed. And not just by a little bit either, but it was a full blown transformation. For years Cooler and Freeza said that their forth form was their peak, yet Babidi found a level of power even further beyond buried deep within Cooler, and brought it to the surface. Unlike your relatives, however, you’d never been able to transform. You had always been jealous of your relatives, the Cold Clan, for their ability to transform into stronger and stronger forms. But knowing there’s a form even they can’t achieve on their own sparks a small hope in your chest: perhaps you can achieve it?“AAAHA!!” you shout excitedly, finding an undamaged bottle in the wreckage. You pull the top of, draining the container as quickly as you can. You hadn’t had a drink in hours, and this hits the spot-“Arctus, can you hear me?” a familiar voice suddenly calls out in your mind. “Arctus?”“Wait, was that Karn?” you ask yourself, but then there’s nothing else. You stop and listen, yet hear nothing. You could have sworn you’d heard Karn, you then looking to the bottle. No, you’re not anywhere even close to drunk enough to begin hearing voices, it must have been him. Everyone must be thinking you’re dead, killed by Cooler. You spot a mostly undamaged datapad, floating over and grabbing it. You activate the device, preparing to log into the PTO networks under your account but then freeze: everyone you know thinks you’re dead. If you’re dead, no one will come looking for you. You’ll be able to move about far more freely and unseen, and hunt down Babidi. You’re far more clever than Freeza and Cooler, and at least as smart as your elder Ice Cold, you can use this to your advantage.cont
>>3087904You turn on the device, using your technological skill to bypass the PTO network’s layers of security. Which is honestly child’s play for you, since you’d help establish and develop the network’s security in the first place. With the device you link up to Karn’s ship, accessing the ship’s computers. You’d had Roberry, your inside man on his ship, help establish one of the ship’s break room computers as a link to your own secret network years ago, you able to access every networked device on the ship. You had done the same with Freeza’s and Cooler’s ships as well, but the conversations going on Karn’s ship are what you want to overhear now. You tap into the ship’s audio, listing in.“-Prime, an ancient scrapyard and former starship factory.” you hear Freeza say. “The other is on the resort planet Pokitaru. It is an oceanic world filled with small islands, known for it’s tourism. Where do you think we should meet?““Raxus Prime.” you hear Karn say. “I doubt this Babidi’s plans would involve such a world.”“Five months.” you hear someone else say. “We’ll have to stop at Freeza Planet 79 and restock fuel and supplies along the way, but with two days allotted for all that we should arrive within five months.”“Very well.” Freeza says. “I’m sure you’re aware of how sensitive an issue this is. If news gets out, it will mean chaos. Entire systems will most likely rebel, forcing us to divert resources that should be aimed towards destroying this menace once and for all. I’ll keep you informed of any new developments in the meantime.”“Keep yourself safe.” Karn says.“Watch what you say over official channels.” Freeza then says. “Most likely, our entire communications network is now compromised. Keep all discussion of this to in-person, or telepathically.”“So Freeza and Karn are up meeting on Raxus Prime?” you think to yourself. “But why? Unless...”And suddenly it hits you: Raxus Prime is the site of one of King Cold’s safehouses he’d used after the fall of the Knights. You’d learned that Cold had established his own secret hideaway on the dumping planet after destroying the one he’d called the Mad Master. But you also know that Ice Cold had left the insane master’s scrap replica temple mostly intact after defeating him, either out of respect for his former order, or for another reason you aren’t aware. But you do know two things: one, you have to use your technological skills to track down Cooler and Babidi. And two: you have to get stronger. King Cold once spoke of the trials the Knights of old had to face, which unlocked one’s true latent power. If you could unlock a transformation like Babidi did for Cooler, you could take the fight directly to them. Your mind made up, you plot a direct course for Raxus Prime: you will get stronger, and avenge your Booze Hounds!-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 68 Epilogue End-
Hold the fucking phone.His name is Cold. ICE COLD. Fuck that's good. But bad. But that makes it good. Damn.Oh and Arctus not being a bitch is cool too.
>>3087913Of course he's gonna be King Cold tier of conniving and crafty. He's a quest protagonist after all fucking Eail god fucking damnit fuck
>>3087924Eail had such potential. Shame how it ended up.
>>3087913Yes. TFS made a good joke with that one, and I took it and ran with it.>>3087924He is a very clever alcoholic lizard.>spoilerI can dream that one day he’ll return.>>3087928Yeah. His was the first quest I followed that died without reaching a conclusion.
>>3087908>The trials the Knights of old had to face, which unlocked one’s true latent power.Hm hm hm, sounds like something we might want to look in to. Now, how to weasel it out of Cold or the Guardian....
>>3087952>Yeah. His was the first quest I followed that died without reaching a conclusion.Makes me remember some other quests that never finished. The pain is still fresh even after all this time. Brine's quests may have been cesspits, but they were our cesspits and fun nonetheless. Fucking Banished might have been the most infuriating case study on anons being fucking retards but it was the wildest of fucking rides. Mecha Space Pirate spiraled out of control and burned down but it was great while it lasted. And Homeless Mutant. I scream in agony to this day over it. But apparently AspirationalQM came back on Akun so that's good. Though I never really visit there any more. After several good quests over there died. Pretty much everything else on that site is just cheap smut or really, really bad. Tiresome to find gems.
>>3087953I’ll say this, and try to avoid spoiling too much: What he’ll find is a unique path to power, not quite compatible with the powers of the Super Saiyan forms.>>3087968I still miss Great Beast Quest and being a mighty undead-slaying hydra.
>>3087982>I still miss Great Beast Quest and being a mighty undead-slaying hydra.I swear those adventurers wanted the D. The many-headed-D. Playing in the snow was fun, too. At least I think it was that quest where MC met snow for the first time. ALL I KNOW IS THAT DAMN NECROMANCER'S BUBBLE SHIELD WAS WEAK. Just like the Arbiter's.
>>3087982Hey what visible scars does Karn have besides the one on his face?
>>3088427i think he has a lot more than one scar on his face by now, and probably a lot on his body, even just from the Arbiter alone. He's been cut, stabbed and impaled a LOT over his career
Alright fuck it, I'm just gonna upload this before I get the urge to scrap it.
>>3088460Nice! It looks really good
>>3088460needs more scars/10good work regardless
>>3088465>needs more scars/10That's why I asked earlier, but I jumped the gun on posting because I have a habit of scrapping shit I work on for way too long.
>>3088466hey man AFiK you're the only drawfag we got, i aint gonna diss you and your work.i imaging him with more arm scars if you're still drawing
>>3088467>you're the only drawfag we gotIt's seriously looking like that, isn't it?>i imaging him with more arm scars if you're still drawingSame, but I don't want to scrape through the archives to compile a list of grievous injuries.Plus the only person who would even remotely be interested in keeping track of that stuff is sleeping right now.Initially I considered just rolling with what I could remember off the top of my head as well as what I thought looked good.However, I'd rather play it safe and go with what I 100% know are Karn's features and nothing else.Those can just be added in later when I find an opportunity anyhow.
>>3088471i mean REARISTICRY we should not have any scars thanks to healing pods but DB(Z,Super) logic overwrites that.besides, 10 years of PTO fighting and Truffle war fighting should leave us with an impressive collection of scars.what i'm saying is go nuts on that, you can tone it up or down depending how popular vote decides.
>>3088475This seems fine, right?
>>3088483now that's what i'm fuckin' talking aboutTHAT is karn.
>>3088021It was a fun ride, while it lasted.>>3088427Not many, due to Healing Pods.>>3088460Amazing work as always anon!>>3088483I think these are good additions
>>3088507>Not many, due to Healing Pods.This is factually inaccurate.>But-ABABABA! Shhhhhhhh. Just let it happen.
>>3088483WAIT I just remembered, you forgot the Magnum Dong™>>3088510i too support this line of thinking
>>3088510>>3088530Compared to naturally healing on one’s own, the pods barely leave a scar. You still have scars, but they’re comparatively unnoticeable
>>3088537And don’t forget, early in Karn’s PTO career he’d travel months through space before getting back to base and in a pod
>>3088537Bad QM, don't make me get the spray bottle
>>3088539You’ve been waiting a long time to hit me back with my own line, haven’t you?
QM QUESTIONNow that you know what happened to Cooler, how do you plan on actually beating him? And more importantly, how will you deal with Babidi?
>>3089229>Cooler with his swanky new form. >Implying he can ever be ready for Karns Legendary dick smacking.
>>3089229Since we're not limited by duel terms, I plan on leveraging everything we can to our advantage.An interesting thing to try might be having Guldo top time and inject him with as much sedative as he can handle. Or have like a 5 on 1 rumble with him. Or maybe we work on maintaining ascended so we can wear him down with Su-ma.
>>3089229>Now that you know what happened to Cooler, how do you plan on actually beating him?Power up, then kick the crap out of him. If it aint broke don't fix it.>And more importantly, how will you deal with Babidi?After we're done with Cooler, power up even more and kick the crap out of HIM.
>>3089399Just fight cooler while guldo uses his powers to walk up and squirt some sedative down his throat?Have raven pop him in and out?That'd be damn effective.i just hope we can trust guldo not to rape up within stopped time
>>3089250Ha.>>3089399Using Guldo’s Time Freeze would be a huge advantage. As for Ascended, you’ve gotten quite far in mastering it. You could begin trying for 3 at this point.>>3089410Kek.>>3089450Now Raven AND Guldo? That could be quite the powerful team.>spoilerGuldo’s your friend. Unless Babidi gets to him too...
>>3089505well gee i thought we were friendly with a lot of people up till recently but now who knowsnow that getting raped is on the table it's kind of hard to remove it
>>3089505We could keep guldo hidden and 1v1 cooler so as to draw out babidi. When he shows up guldo just freezes time and beats him to a pulp. He's got a powerlevel of like 132k and babidi is below 200.
>>3089508Towa would never do such a thing. Again. She’s learned her lesson. And she’s trying to figure out how to tell Future Chaya now.>>3089540>beats him to a pulpThat’s not how Guldo fights. He does have that Energy Sword, remember?
>>3089544eternal salt my friend
>>3089229By being the angriest boy to have ever lived, because being mind controlled by a Dark Wizard is now excuse, now give us our technique you fag!More seriously, I'm sure Babidi has given Cooler orders to protect him no matter what, so while Cooler can IT, he will have to brake off to protect Babidi no matter what, and if we have Meloka guard Raven while she attempts a Dispel, then Cooler is caught in a catch 22.Either he stays still to counter Raven's Dispel attempt, meaning he's open if Berserk Karn can get passed Cooler, or Cooler has to IT him off planet to ensure his safety.The biggest issue will by tying that teleporting faggot down.
>>3089555If Guldo could beat someone even scrawnier than him to death he'd probably take that chance. He seems like the type. A LOT of repressed emotions there. Poor little dude.
>>3089592Nah, after he saved Freeza's life with his Time Stop, and the other Ginyu Squad Members, he's been getting alot more respect from the other squad members.
>>3089609The amount of shit he got for so long? That don't go away so quick.
Read some posts, and I agree the "Guldo timefreeze sedative Cooler" plan is good, but not as much as the "bait Babidi into showing up in a place Raven has been, Raven portals Guldo in the moment she senses him show up, Guldo immediately time-freezes, pulls out his Covenant Energy Sword and stabs Babidi's brain as much as he can before decapitating him" planSure GDQM is the QM and he might not like us to pull off an unorthodox and anticlimactic plan successfully like that, but come on it's fucking Babidi. I feel some plan like this would be perfectly IC for Karn
>>3089584>The biggest issue will by tying that teleporting faggot down.That will be the hardest part.>>3089592Canon Guldo, perhaps. Your Guldo has far more respect from his peers than he did in canon. And after watching what you did to Jotaro, he realized that stopping time is both not all that rare, and not quite as powerful as he’d thought.>>3089609Especially after the siege, where he was nearly killed saving Jeice’s life.>>3089645It is a good plan. As a statement in-character, that might come about from conversations with the others when everyone assembles for the war council.
>>3089650Did guldo ever have a moment where he imagined fighting karn and thought "i could take him"And did that change after the jotaro fight?
So how does Towa feel about the fact that we can actually PermaKill Demons?Also, when are we getting a visit from Dabura, demanding to know which monkey deflowed his sister?
>>3089657He still believes he could assassinate Karn, but not defeat him in a fight without killing him.>>3089711She would feel very smug.>DaburaYou may have a visit from Dabura relatively soon, but in this timeline Towa isn’t(yet) a time traveler.
QM UPDATEGood news and bad news. Bad news is there will be no SCQ this coming weekend due to beef preparation. Good news is I’ll have time to work on a second epilogue, as well as finish preparing my materials for the next arc.
>>3089845HOW DARE YOU
>>3089845Bad news for you, GD.That's a beatin'.
>>3089951Okay roll back a bit, we all know from prior information that Grand is a good ol' boy who handles his own meat and bales his own hay. He'd kick the shit out of most of us here with work ethic alone, let alone the fact he has them farmlad muscles. And now he has the impotent suppressed rage of a customer-involved profession on his side.Or is it a ruse?
>>3089995>bringing a gun>against a country boySo instead of getting your ass kicked to want to get shot? Hey man you have some big guts there. Better be careful. Sometimes fighting fire with a smaller, less hot fire isn't the best option.
>>3089995>thinking you can defeat GD with a gunYears of hard work baling hay and a diet consisting solely of beef has given GD immeasurable strength and an impenetrable defense.
>>3089999This ain't the wild west, slickAnd he doesn't live in the hood, I doubt he's always packing heat ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV4uJyWx6MA
>>3090007>thinking independent property owners don't own a small armoryIt's your funeral, pal.I laugh like a jackass seeing stupid shit like that. But I also very much want them to get shot for it. It is a strange feeling.
>>3090014RIP farmer. his gun did not protect him
>>3090016It's not about owning a gun, you idgit.It's about keeping one on you.It's easy to get caught lackin when there's no crushing need to always keep a piece on you.
>>3090022Anon. Grand is always armed.
>>3090027I don't know how he'd be able to type if he wasn't
>>3090032Now we're getting somewhere.
>>3090007hillbilly here, can confirm the only time i don't have a pistol on hand is when i'm at home, and that's only because i'm then sitting next to my mosin, ready to bayonet charge.
>>3090049>HillbillySo how's your mother/sister doing?
>>3090054Pregnant, and i don't know where she is. In that order.I'm 24.
>>3090058What are you gonna name the kid?
>>3089846Kek>>3089862?>>3089951Nice.>>3089983>or is it a ruse?If so it would be an elaborate ruse. Especially when I post beef that can’t be image searched.>>3089995Gun is always a good point.>>3090003Kek.>>3090007>I doubt he’s always packing heatI’m almost always packing heat. And what the fuck did I watch?>>3090014RIP>>3090016Oh everyone around here ownes at least two.>>3090027>>3090032Kek.
>>3090308>If so it would be an elaborate ruse. Especially when I post beef that can’t be image searched.Well the best ruses are the most convincing ones. You must hire someone to cook meats for your photos. You probably are actually a vegan.Veganism is dumb.
>>3090448I wouldn’t survive. Without meat and bread may as well be dead.
>>3090553I just think how are you supposed to cook without dairy? And no cheese? Cheese is a gift we don't deserve. And you have to axe the majority of the world's unique cultural foods. My stance is that if we weren't supposed to eat it then our bodies wouldn't be able to process it.
>>3090558>My stance is that if we weren't supposed to eat it then our bodies wouldn't be able to process it.Pretty much this.We have teeth designed for eating meat for a reason.Vegans are actually the most delusional people I've ever met.
>>3090663I've only met one vegan so far, he was the most insufferable fuck I've ever known. Tried to convince me that humans weren't made to eat meat and that veganism was objectively the healthiest diet choice. Also tried to get my friends and I to join his Antifa group.
>>3090702Sweet, call the FBI on them, domestic terrorist shit cells need to be given a long vacation.
>>3090705There's quite a lot of them living in my town, which is surprising since my town is technically in the south. >>3090707A friend of mine did that already once we found out they were planning on breaking some illegals out of a local ICE detention center. I doubt they could have actually done it since they're a bunch of out-of-shape pasty rich white kids.
>>3090558I wouldn’t go that far. Some things we CAN process, but probably shouldn’t.>>3090663Shit that’s good, saved.>>3090702Met one vegetarian, he was pretty cool for being a flaming faggot.>>3090705Exactly.
>>3090841>I wouldn’t go that far. Some things we CAN process, but probably shouldn’t. Are you saying I shouldn't be eating raw nightshade? Or Just taking big bites out of freshly caught blowfish?Pft, you're nutty.
>>3090841>I wouldn’t go that far. Some things we CAN process, but probably shouldn’t.Well we'll just mutate the genes to make it so we can eat whatever the fuck we want.Like with Europeans and dairy.
Say GD, how close are we to mastering SS2 like we've mastered SS1?
>>3090869>>3090941I meant more of things you SHOULDN’T process, like other people.>>3091076To put a number on it? ~65%. You can hold it for weeks straight at a time now.
>>3091089>I meant more of things you SHOULDN’T process, like other people.>he doesn't eat the hearts of his foes to gain their power
>>3091105Humans aren’t engineered to eat other humans.
>>3091109That's just what they want you to think. They're trying to keep us from our full potential.
>>3091089Well you know what, let's just start eating people until we eventually evolve the traits that'll let us process them correctly.
>>3091089Eish? Only 65%? Definitely want to completely master it before we reach for SS3.
>>3091135At the point we master SSJ2 completely, we wouldn't even need something as inefficient as SSJ3.
>>3091135Give it like 2 or 3 training sessions and assuming we roll well, we'll probably have it mastered.
>>3091137Yeah, karn already has better "fuck you, end this quickly" buttons
>>3091115That’s out there, even for /x/.>>3091134No, we don’t need to turn out like those Brits who were eating people pies.>>3091135Mastering Ascended is far more difficult than normal Super Saiyan.>>3091137At that point you could probably be well over halfway to controlling Berserk or Golden Oozaru, depending.>>3091150He has plenty of those.
>>3091183True but not fully mastering our form before moving on to the next level just bugs me alot. Besides, SS2 is basically our most used form, so I think the extra power/efficiency is worth it.
>>3091183God damn do I love that we have Darkseid eye beams.
>>3091183>That’s out there, even for /x/.Just think about it. What animal would logically have the best nutritional value for human consumption?Humans obviously.We just need to breed a race that can eat each other no problem.At that point we can have a secondary breeding program for human livestock.Rearing humans instead of calf would probably be better for the environment anyhow.This is the future GD, stop denying it.
>>3091220this is next level shitposting
>>3091243dropped my gif
Hey GD what would you say First Movie Broly's PL was?
>>3091319in which form
>>3091329In his own Full Power Berserk Form.
>>3091193It is far harder to master than Super Saiyan, exponentially so. 3 would be even worse.>>3091200Not quite, as his explode on impact instead of piercing.>>3091220Ha.>>3091319His power was maximum. All memes aside, he was stronger than Perfect Cell but weaker than Hatchiyak and Returned Perfect Cell.
>>3091343Piercing is excellent for what we want. Maximum damage to one opponent. Darkseid is more about the message.
>>3091343>Not quite, as his explode on impact instead of piercing.Could we invent a variant? Shake things up
>>3091369>eyebeams that instead of piercing and instead of exploding they reflect off of a surface and split apart into little arcs of energy that melt or cut thingsIs that weird enough for you?
>>3091423ki beams in the shape of eyeballs. there, novel eye beams
Okay I got an idea.Hear me out.What if, and stay with me here, we took our regular energy wave and gave it a stage two.It'd go like this>bait mook into beam struggle>hit em with the totally not special at all Full Power Energy Wave>While the clash happens, we make our beam spinMaking that shit spin is so obvious I don't know why we haven't done it yet.
>>3091729>spin things to make them strongerYes. GDQM just needs to go read Part 7 already, god fucking damn
>>3091353>maximum damage to one opponentOr pierce through several opponents.>>3091353He’s all show.>>3091369Possibly.>>3091729Reminder, your Piercing Fist MkII’s energy spins in a cone, and you know how well it pierces.>>3091894>part 7Only up to part 4, pre-Killer Queen. The only time I have to watch is on Toonami while I’m writing quest updates. I can watch tv and type, can’t do that while reading.
Next season’s opening theme posted below. Unless, of course, someone posts something else I enjoy more for it.https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-QLl5qjLg
And I JUST realized my trip was wrong.
>>3091369I wish we could make our eye beams branch off into, like, 16 different beams after we fire them, but that’d probably make our brain explode or something.
>>3093154>not just firing ten beams from your fingers which all double then double again to make the ultimate beamspamI feel like the real difficulty with the eyebeams comes from trying to redirect them a lot. I don't think it would be very hard to have a splitting beam but a guided splitting beam would probably be seizure city, yeah.
>>3093154I'd bring up some techniques from the new Broly movie again, but Grand would kick my ass so I won't.
QM UPDATEGOOD NEWS EVERYONE! It’ll be too warm this weekend for butchering and hanging beef, so SCQ will run on regular schedule in just under 25 hours!
>>3093519YO WELCOME BACK GD Sucks that you had to cancel but you can always Smoke some beef if you have a smoker or Maybe Do a roast or something similar
>>3093536It just means the cow lives a week longer. We usually butcher them and let them hang for two weeks before processing, but it has to stay cold enough.
>>3093539How do you go about slaughtering and butchering a cow anyways?Hopefully pic related isn't the standard
>>3093851>GD beats cows to death while listening to power metal and planning future story arcs
>>3093886you know I always did wonder how he came up with his brutal scenes, this explains everything really.
>>3093851What the actual fuck?>>3093886Kek.>>3093893I don’t brutalize my cows, dad shoots them with a single .22 each, then when they drop I slit their throats to bleed them out before loading onto the trailer.
>>3093851Wow that's fucking HORRIFYING. >>3093925That's how we did it too. The .22 is notorious for how it basically ricochets in the skull and blends the brain. Uncle bought a bolt gun once, but we basically just didn't like it? It never actually killed them, just KOd them and brain damaged them, which, ok, same thing I guess? But it just... didn't feel right? I know, weird to be squeamish like that when you're slaughtering animals, but it's just the way it worked out.
>>3094298I always thought the piston guns were designed to just render them unconscious or brain dead or something. I haven't looked into it though since it never really interested me.
>>3094344Yeah, that's exactly what they're for. It knocks them out and damages the brain so that they'll never way up, which is as good as dead. But it just didn't feel right, man. Like I said, I know it's stupid to be squeamish over that when I was perfectly fine with the .22 killing them, but it's just one of those things.
>>3094362Hey man everyone has their things. It's honestly probably just a tolerance thing. Way different sensations involved with a nice .22 compared to a fat airgun. If you had to use the rodlauncher for a long enough time you'd probably get used to it and not feel the same way about it. .22 works just as well so it shouldn't really matter. If someone says it does they're just some fucking fag anyway probably.
>>3094298Never used one. But then again I enjoy the feeing of piercing the knife blade through the tough hide, feeling the warm blood gushing out and soak my hand on a frosty wintery morning. It’s a primal satisfaction, an instinctual “you get to eat” rush that nothing else in this world really gives. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t enjoy hurting living things. But our cows are born, raised, and cared for on our land, living its life in peace without worry for the singular purpose of one day becoming our. But how many of us really live for a purpose, and that purpose is fulfilled?Holy shit that’s a wall of fucking text. Fuck it leaving it.
>>3094647>I enjoy the feeing of piercing the knife blade through the tough hide, feeling the warm blood gushing out and soak my hand on a frosty wintery morning. -Grand Dragon, 2018
>>3094647I do know what you mean though. I've been shoulder deep in a freshly shot deer carcass once or twice myself, and there's nothing more exciting than seeing your freezer literally full to the brim with fresh meat.It's hard times for me right now, and i can't stop thinking about those delicious venison burgers and all that summer sausage.
>>3094663>summer sausage.what are you, gay.
>>3094671>what are you, gay.
>>3094671C'mon now. What's a sausage between friends?
>>3094663I had to skip out this season for deer and elk. I'm feeling it without a freezer full of burger and backstrap. I need my meat damn it.
>>3094683Fucking shit, forgot to take off my trip
>>3094683Red meat is the life blood of any God-fearing man.
>>3094683Tell me about it. I'd give my left nut for a flat iron right about now.
>>3094654>>3094663It satisfies an undeniably primal corner of our psyche. I would suggest everyone do it once, or at least see it done in person. Which is why I respect the hell out of that one flaming vegan faggot I knew. He at least showed up to watch, and see how normal people process their animals, not like the “slaughterhouse horror stories” he’d heard and watched.>>3094683I know the feeling, been there before.>>3094688This
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