In the far future, biotechnology advances by leaps and bounds, creating stunning achievements in medical, civil, and military applications. Illness becomes a thing of the past, and genetic modification is as commonplace as cosmetic surgery.However, like all great advances, unchecked progress and experimentation has led to abuse and corruption. Ultra powerful megacorporations that monopolized the latest biotech have risen to be the great powers of the age, waging secret wars of sabotage, espionage, and deceit to get ahead of each other.In order to fuel their rampant growth, megacorps develop lethal diseases and viruses, horrific bio-organic abominations, and ever more exotic genetic modifications to both sell to the highest bidder and unleash upon each other.The rampant proliferation of bioweapons, and the need to contain them, has given rise to a new profession, the BIOWEAPON HUNTER.---Now with a new OP!Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Bioweapon%20Hunter%20QuestOther Quests: https://pastebin.com/eTUmEmRb---You are LEWIS, a Hunter specializing in hunting down biological threats with your T-Doll companion HK!You are dumbstruck as you read the letter in front of you.YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED BY THE UMBRELLA CORPORATION TO OSWELL E. SPENCER'S 150TH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION.You look further down, and the invitation spouts further information such as the party being held at Spencer's secluded manor tucked away in the Arklay Mountains just outside the city. "It's one of the biggest events ever!" The Boss says with enthusiasm. "Given how Spencer is the CEO of Umbrella, that means practically EVERYBODY is going to be there! Actors, models, high level executives, the works! Ooooh, all the contacts we can make...""What, you're going, too?" You blink."Well, of course! It's an open invitation to the company as a whole, so we can bring anyone in!" The Boss smiles. "And since it's poor manners to have a lady attend without an escort, you and Hank will be coming along too!""What?!" You blanch."WHAT?" Hank cries at the same time. "We all have to represent the company, of course!" The Boss tuts. "Obviously Lewis here impressed some of the bigwigs, so it's our job to make sure we present a good impression!"You glance at the invitation again, the >Sounds kinda fun, actually.>I got a bad feeling about this...>Other
>>3079391>>I got a bad feeling about this...
>>3079391>I got a bad feeling about this...
>>3079391>>I got a bad feeling about this...Anyone else that we know were invited?
>>3079391>>I got a bad feeling about this...Oh god, formal outfits.
>>3079406I'm pretty sure we can come up with some unique outfits with some help from Lewis' sister.
>>3079391>>I got a bad feeling about this...Do you think Wesker has access to the ability to freeze/mind wipe androids? Poor HK. He'll probably force her to give up info with admin tools or something
>>3079391>>I got a bad feeling about this...>>3079406>>3079413While a suit made out of Lewis' crystals would be pretty glamorous, and counts as body armor, it would probably be standing out too much. Though he could 'wear' a polymorphed Carol if he needed an emergency exit.
>>3079391>I got a bad feeling about this...>>3079413>>3079431Well, we could just have a black outer layer for the suit. Plus the thought of being INSIDE Carol worries me. Not for our safety, just the sisterly teasing.
>>3079415I would be surprised if THI doesn't have monitoring software in HK
>>3079391"I got a bad feeling about this..." You frown. "Don't be silly!" The Boss laughs before getting very uncomfortably close to you, that smile still cemented on her face. "I don't recall saying attendance was OPTIONAL...""G-got it." You gulp."So glad you understand!" The Boss nods happily and turns to Hank. "Any objections, Hank?""None." Hank grumbles, defeated."Then it's all settled!" The Boss concludes. "Query." HK speaks up. "Will this affect my mission in assisting Lewis in his official duties?""Hm, that's a good question." The Boss concedes. "Well, I don't think they'd mind an extra person/robot/whatever. Though I think that'd be Lewis' call.">You'd very much like to have HK with you.>She might draw too much attention.>Other
>>3079444>>You'd very much like to have HK with you.
>>3079444>You'd very much like to have HK with you.Formal dress HK!I-it's kinda like a date! H-hah!
>>3079444>She might draw too much attention."Besides, I had someone else in mind to accompany me..."
>>3079437As long as she's not doing anything too teasing like lining the insides with tentacles I'd tolerate it.>>3079444>>You'd very much like to have HK with you.
>>3079444>She might draw too much attention.Be prepared to witness lots of potentially weird stuff at the party>T-dolls in all manners of dress>genetically modified pets, and.... "fashion accessories"
>>3079462I meant afterword, about having been inside her.>>3079444>You'd very much like to have HK with you.
>>3079444"Yeah, I'd very much like to have her with me." You say assuredly."Well, the more the merrier, then!" The Boss nods approvingly. "So that means, you all gotta dress the part!" "Oh boy, my favorite." Hank scowls. "As it turns out, G has quite the tailoring suite programmed into her, so she can handle everything!" The Boss motions to Hank's T-Doll, who simply nods."I have a comprehensive database of over three million variations of standard formal well, as well as precise measuring tools with deviation of 0.00024 millimeters." G says calmly. "Ha, so am I gonna have stand up and let ya do the measuring?" Hank asks wryly."Unnecessary. I already have all of your relevant sizes recorded and catalogued." G replies."What? When- Hey!" Hank blubbers, his going red. "Like HK, I have a very comprehensive sensor suite, which has many practical civilian applications as well." G replies. Man, poor Hank. "I would gladly undertake tailoring services for you and HK as well, if that is what you wish." G offers, turning to you. Well, the offer was nice. But you knew that Carol absolutely loved paying dress up and she no doubt was back in Raccoon by now as well...>Let G do the fitting.>You can go ask Carol for advice.>Other
>>3079499>You can go ask Carol for advice.
>>3079499>>You can go ask Carol for advice.
>>3079499>You can go ask Carol for advice.Hell, she could potentially take Lewis' appearance and be like an unsettling mirror.
>>3079499>>Let G do the fitting.
>>3079499>>You can go ask Carol for advice.She'd hate us for letting her miss out on the chance.
>>3079499"Well, my sister Carol is a bit of a fashionista, so I think she can help us on that front." You explains."Oh right, your big sis is some kind of fashion hotshot." Hank chuckles. "When are you gonna bring her around?""I don't think she's into older guys." You grin. "Don't worry, I can just be the grumpy old grandpa!" Hank winks. "The party is tomorrow, so we will need to get started immediately." G tuts as she yanks Hank out of his seat by the collar and starts dragging him away. "We shall commence the fitting process.""Ack!" Hank croaks as he's half strangled by G's tugging. "Well, I already got a few outfits set up for just such an occasion!" The Boss grins smugly. "You can get the rest of the day off for preparations. Just make sure you're all dressed up by time you get back!""Sure thing, Boss." You nod."Shall we proceed, then?" HK asks. >Let's go find Carol.>See if Artya's done analyzing Vahlen's biomod.>Maybe Nemo has some software that can help out HK at the party.>Other
>>3079555>See if Artya's done analyzing Vahlen's biomod.
>>3079555>>See if Artya's done analyzing Vahlen's biomod.
>>3079555>>See if Artya's done analyzing Vahlen's biomod.Then again, HK could also wear the "Carol suit" to dodge any teasing.
>>3079555>Maybe Nemo has some software that can help out HK at the party.
>>3079555>Let's go find Carol.
>>3079555"Just a second, HK, let's make one quick stop, first." You tell her as you make your way to the elevator. You ride down to the biohazard waste disposal level where Artya works. You quickly see her skulking about, large vats of liquefied organic material simmering in the background as she works."Biohazard levels down here are extremely high." HK frowns."Don't worry, Artya knows what she's doing." You assure her. "Artya!"Your masked biospecialist trots up as she types rapidly on her tablet.ARE YOU HERE TO CHECK ON THE BIOMOD?"That's right." You nod. "How is it?"Artya pauses for a moment, scratches her masked head, and starts typing again.WELL...>Roll 1d20+1
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>3079607
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>3079607Here comes the Fireworks
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>3079607
>>3079612Shit you tried to set em' off didn't you?
>>3079607IT SEEMS LIKE THEY'RE HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL, BUT NOT DANGEROUS. "Really?" You nod. "So, it should be okay to use?"Artya shrugs and types again. IN MY TOTALLY PROFESSIONAL OPINION, YES. BUT THERE MIGHT BE SOME WICKED SIDE EFFECTS.Is that so...>Try putting it in now. Might come in handy.>You should probably put it off until after the party.>Other
>>3079624>You should probably put it off until after the party.
>>3079624>Try putting it in now. Might come in handy.
>>3079624>>You should probably put it off until after the party.
>>3079624>You should probably put it off until after the party>CHAOS SPAWN
>>3079624>>Try putting it in now. Might come in handy.
>>3079624>>Try putting it in now. Might come in handy.Nothing ventured, nothing gained.Could mess us up real bad for the party, or could turn us into an unstoppable machine
>>3079624>You should probably put it off until after the party.WHAT SIDE EFFECTS ARTYA?
>>3079624"Nah, I think I'll just put it off until after the party." You sigh. "Don't want it causing problems in public or anything."Artya simply shrugs and returns to her work.OKAY, I'LL WORK ON IT TO MAKE SURE IT'S AS GOOD AS IT CAN BE."Well, thanks a lot, Artya. We'll check back after the party." YEAH, SURE THING. HAVE FUN."What, you're not going?" You raise an eyebrow.NAH, PARTIES AREN'T MY THING. NEMO DOESN'T FEEL LIKE GOING EITHER."I thought the Boss would have wanted you two to come." HK says curiously. Artya pauses, and then rapidly taps at her tablet again. ME AND NEMO DON'T HAVE TO GO. NOT PEOPLE PEOPLE, YOU KNOW?>Yeah, I guess I can understand.>Now that just won't do.>Other
>>3079709>Yeah, I guess I can understand.
>>3079709>>Yeah, I guess I can understand.Totally.
>>3079709>Yeah, I guess I can understand.We can throw a little company picnic/movie night for the gang later. Well that and it would actually be a good idea to let Artya get some time in while we're at the party to refine the biomod.
>>3079709>>Now that just won't do.
>>3079709>Now that just won't do.You're a people!
>>3079709>>Now that just won't do.If we have to go everyone does.
>>3079709>>Yeah, I guess I can understand.
>>3079709>>Now that just won't do.We'll be merry in our misery!
>>3079709"Now that just won't do." You tut. "You and Nemo can't just opt out of this!"Artya pauses for moment before scribbling more.WHY?>Meeting new people will be fun!>Well, you need to suffer alongside me and Hank. >Other
>>3079754>Meeting new people will be fun!>Well, you need to suffer alongside me and Hank.
>>3079754>Well, you need to suffer alongside me and Hank.
>>3079754>>Meeting new people will be fun!If she doesn't come we'll lock the door as we leave and since we're the only ones who visits her no one will ever come looking for her.
>>3079754>>Well, you need to suffer alongside me and Hank.
>>3079754>>Meeting new people will be fun!Maybe she'll meet Matthew
>>3079754"Well, we need you two to suffer alongside me and Hank." You grin. "How about it?"Artya just tilts her head at you and types furiously.THAT'S THE KIND OF QUESTION YOU ASK WHEN I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A CHOICE."Sharp as ever." You smile as you pat Artya on the shoulder. "So what do you say?"Artya pauses. YOU OWE ME SO MANY ADVENT BURGERS FOR THIS."Do... do you actually EAT those?" You pale.Artya crosses her arms, not even bothering to write a response to that. "All right, it's a deal, then." You nod. "Query." HK speaks up. "Would Nemo and Artya have proper attire? My logic calculation software indicates a 12% chance that they do."Artya just silently shakes her head.>It's not problem. They could always give G more work.>Man Carol is gonna be so happy tonight.>Other
>>3079789>Man Carol is gonna be so happy tonight.We are such a good brother.
>>3079789>It's not problem. They could always give G more work.
>>3079789>>Man Carol is gonna be so happy tonight.So does this mean that Artya counts as our date?
>>3079789>Man Carol is gonna be so happy tonight.>Artya with a handfan obscuring her face the whole time?Yes please
>>3079789>>Man Carol is gonna be so happy tonight.
>>3079793We're at +2 atm.HK and Artya.I'm having a brain fart. Is nemo a cute girl? are we +3?
>>3079789>>Man Carol is gonna be so happy tonight.>>3079797They're all cute. We are gonna be the envy of this gala.
>>3079797Yes, Nemo is Lucina's sister, and part of the childhood friend gang (Lewis, Carol, Lucina, and Nemo).I'm half-expecting a 1v1 of Lewis fighting a nano-suit equipped Lucina at the old treehouse during a siege of the estate.
>>3079804Almost forgot >>3079789>>It's not problem. They could always give G more work.
>>3079804>Taking Luciana's sister out on a dateOh dear.Still I want to see HK and Artya in cute dresses. Badly.
>>3079809How jealous do you think Luciana will be when she finds out?Of course she'll find out, sisters do that.
>>3079789"Don't worry, I'm sure Carol will be glad for the extra company!" You grin. Artya perks up and then scribbles rapidly. YOU MEAN YOUR BIG SISTER? I'VE NEVER MET HER BEFORE."Well, now's your chance!" You grin."She's actually very friendly." HK adds. "Perhaps a little too friendly." Artya continues to scribble. NEMO MIGHT NOT BE SO AGREEABLE.>Doesn't hurt to ask.>Who said we needed her to agree...?>Other
>>3079840>>Who said we needed her to agree...?
>>3079840>Who said we needed her to agree...?Make her an offer she cannot refuse.
>>3079840>Doesn't hurt to ask.We gonna pull the childhood friend card?>>3079804We're still gonna give her her own custom suit of magic crystal nano armour after Lewis and Lucina are done beating the tar out of each other, right?
>>3079840>>Who said we needed her to agree...?She sleeps a lot, right? If she wakes up somewhere else well that's her problem.
>>3079840>>Who said we needed her to agree...?We also need to see if Lucy is going as well. Pic somewhat related
>>3079840"Who said we needed her to agree?" You grin.OH. SO WE'RE GOING WITH THAT METHOD.Artya just shakes her head. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN FOR THAT ONE. "Just a simple grab mission." You shrug. "I think me and HK can handle it." Artya taps away at her tablet. RECOMMEND YOU FIND SOME WAY TO GET HER OUT OF HER LAB. WHO KNOWS WHAT TECHNOLOGICAL TERRORS SHE'S HIDING IN THERE.Well, Artya did have a point. Then again, the very act of trying to lure Nemo out of her lair could put her guard up. Sure, she wasn't particularly physically strong, even by normal human standards, but her intellect was extremely sharp and dangerous. >Kicking planning to curb and just go in!>You should try to lure her out of the lab.>Other
>>3079885>>Kicking planning to curb and just go in!
>>3079885>You should try to lure her out of the lab.
>>3079885>Can we pull the power in her lab without her attempting to get it back on right away?I'm thinking we pull the power, we go in pretending to be the rescue team to get her out and while she's in the middle of figuring out what's going on we just simply take her out of the lab and HQ and go shopping for a dress.It's not exactly bait, it's not exactly just simply barging in. But it's something with a bit of both worlds.Now how shit is this plan?
>>3079894She definitely has backup generators for her back up generators. Our best bet is making her believe there is an airborne virus that has gotten down there and that we need to extract her for vaccination.
>>3079885>You should try to lure her out of the lab.ooh a piece of candy
>>3079885>>You should try to lure her out of the lab.
>>3079905And with that mindset, wouldn't it be also possible for her to simply have some kind of sensor net in her labs for the detection of diseases?
>>3079885>>>Kicking planning to curb and just go in!
>>3079905>>3079914Please note I'm not trying to throw a shitfit, I'm just trying to figure out a way that can knock Nemo off her game that won't immediately point to us until we're out of the base.Of course we could just ask the boss to order her to come to the party with us. There's always that.
>>3079905>>3079923See, the trick is she expects people to expect her to have all these defenses. So what we do is walk in there, throw her over our shoulder and walk out.
>>3079914>>3079923No no, you are completely right. With the prevalence of bioweapons in this setting she definitely has countermeasures to airborne viruses.I suppose it's been too long since we were around her to say she got it from us, eh?How about a cyber virus. We just say the base itself is compromised then yank her out of there.>>3079927Well, I can't argue against shock and awe tactics right now.
>>3079927That. That actually makes perfect sense. It's something so simple that it would be easily passed over with no regard by her...You have convinced me of the perfection that is just going in.>>3079885Changing to>>Kicking planning to curb and just go in! With a side order of flying casual.
>>3079885>Kicking planning to curb and just go in!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>3079885"So, what is the plan of attack?" HK asks as you ride the elevator up to the lab level. "There is no plan." You say. "We just walk in and grab her.""That's... straightforward." HK observes."Well, I know Nemo. She'll always plan for the most ridiculous of scenarios, but preparing for the simplest ones almost never seems to occur to her." You explain. "She won't see us coming.""I... suppose that makes sense." HK nods. "You know her better than I do, after all.""That I do." You chuckle lightly.>Roll 1d20+2
Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3079949>19>no planWelp. Maybe this has better mods over obvious luring haha.
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3079949
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3079949
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3079949
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3079949
Rolled 4, 18, 5 + 2 = 29 (3d20 + 2)>>3079949,,,
>>3079966"Understood." HK says as the elevator doors slide open. "Executing mission."The moment the doors open, HK simply strides through without saying a word and before you could even think of moving. HK's head snaps to the side where she catches sight of Nemo working on a circuit board."Hey, what are- AAAHHHHH!" Nemo squeaks HK swiftly sweeps her up with her arm and hoists her over her shoulder like a rolled up mattress. HK then swivels around and marches back into the elevator, her charge in tow."See? Simple." You laugh. "Indeed." HK nods. "Oh no, this is about the party, isn't it?" Nemo sighs. "Yep.' You nod."Correct." HK confirms. "I hate both of you." "Come on, don't be like that!" You laugh as you ruffle Nemo's hair. "Artya's also coming along!""You mean you also bullied her into coming along." Nemo points out."Semantics."You take the elevator down to the garage, where Artya is already waiting for you. She pauses as she observes HK carrying Nemo over to the car.I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.After both girls were safely secured in the backseats, you and HK get in and you take out your phone."Hiiiiiii!" Carol chirps when she picks up. "What's going on, Lewie?""Hey, Carol, so, it turns out that we got invited to a party-""You mean Oswell Spencer's birthday?" Carol asks."Yeah, how did you know?" You ask, a pit growing in your stomach. "I go invited to that, too! I was just picking out what to wear!" Carol laughs. "So I take it you need something nice to wear?""Well, more specifically, HK, Nemo, and Artya." You explain."OOOOOOOHHHHH! That's so great!" Carol squeals. "Just head over to my house! We can get you all fitted, and we can have a big slumber party, and-""Wait, your house?" You blink. "Is that... okay?""Well, it's certainly more spacious than your apartment!" Carol lays down the cold truth. "Especially with all the company you're bringing!""But don't like, paparazzi hang around your place 24/7?" You ask cautiously."Oh, don't worry about them! They're harmless!" Carol assures you. Still...>Might as well head over to Carol's place.>You feel little more comfortable at your own place.>Other
>>3079986>Might as well head over to Carol's placeOur turn to crash there, and we can talk about BOYS!
>>3079986>Might as well head over to Carol's place.
>>3079986>>Might as well head over to Carol's place.EEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3079986>>Might as well head over to Carol's place.>>3079989How super defensive should we be in the face of Carol's potential boyfriends?
>>3079997If we can't kill them then they might survive mating with carol. Maybe.
>>3079986>>Might as well head over to Carol's place.
>>3079986>You feel little more comfortable at your own place.Last thing we need is someone sneaking in and taking a picutre of us in our undaroos. Don't ask how they'll get past everyone though, Paparazzi have the magical power of breaking into places that aren't governmental state buildings to get a picture.>>3079997>Carol>Having Potential Boyfriends>Carol>ReproducingI'm genuinely horrified beyond the intellectual capacity of these thoughts running through my head.
>>3080005Do you want Artya and Nemo to know where we live so they can enact their revenge?
>>3079997Incredibly. We'll need to get all her boyfriends armor, bone density biomods, healing biomods, maybe something for endurance, and finally our prayers.
>>3080008>Do you want Artya and Nemo to know where we live so they can enact their revenge?This is why you drug and blackbag before bringing them over.
>>3079997I'd put it around DEFCON 2 with potential of leading into DEFCON 1.>>3079999>>3080005>>3080011Lewis: "Just as a warning, if you ever fuck around with Carol, some words of advice...... "Rows of teeth down there"
>>3080015Lewis: "You haven't seen John Carpenter's The Thing right? No? Well good luck and don't go for the flamethrower. She might think you're playing pretend and act accordingly..."
>>3080019Lewis"You ever watch Hellraiser when the two chicks have their hands in that guy? Yeah, get ready for some shit."
>>3080019>>3080022>inb4 the real horror is when she finds the right person for her that she reveals the truth about herself and family.Lots and lots of kinky (weird) shapeshifter lewds await the poor (un)fortunate soul
>>3079986Well, you might as well take Carol's word for it. If she insists it's safe, you don't have any reason to doubt her."All right, we'll head over." You say in agreement. "Just be ready for us.""Yay! This will be so fun!" Carol squeals. "All right, girls, get ready. We're rolling out!" You announce as you hang up the phone and start the car."I'm just gonna take a nap, then." Nemo sighs as she tries to get comfortable in the car seat. Barely seconds later she's already snoring.Artya just shrugs and tries to get comfortable as well. HK remains on alert as always while you hit the gas and pull out of the garage. It was going to be a bit of a drive, but you didn't expect anything too special to occur on the way there.>Roll 1d20
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>3080029
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3080029WEW
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>3080029
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>3080029>>3080027I'm almost more worried what will happen if she finds someone who is into all that weird shit she is.
>>3080034>>3080033<< It's time >>
>>3080034>>3080033Well I got a funeral to get to in a few hours, ya'll are on your own.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>3080029fuckit i wanna see what I would've rolled
>>3080033What the fuck is going on at our sister's house?>>3080040Not much better.
>>3080033Oh boooooooy.Would you like to use TIMESTOP to reroll this encounter?>Y>N
>>3080042>>3080033Maybe Carol is chasing around the press in a rather less than human form for fun?
>>3080042Lots of things.Lots of dirty, sinful, things.>>3080046>NGRANT US EYES TO SEE THE FUCKERY!
>>3080046>>NI'm honestly curious
>>3080046NIs it....Carol's SECRET BOYFRIEND?!?
>>3080046>>NI wanna see how far this rabbit hole goes
>>3080046>NWe might need it if we end up in an actual fight.>>3080048>This just in, beautiful model Carol has terrifyingly augmented guard dog, animal rights groups are protesting her treatment of animals
>>3080044>>3080053Off topic but did these images come from that old strike witches quest by planefag i think that was his trip its bin a while
>>3080070absolutelyever since I started reading deme and merc's stuff, I started an archive of 'original' content made for quests and QMs I follow
>>3080074Did he ever finish it I just remember it disappearing back when
>>3080091If I remember right he ended it on a "Aliens surrender and everyone lives happily ever after." note.Now his Kantai Quest on the other hand, that pretty much ended abruptly.
>>3080091>>3080094I was fairly certain it died an abrupt death like KCQ didif deme sees this, "you're a fag"
>>3080091Nope, he abandoned it like he did "A Wizard is You" on THP. And then he made Kant-O-Celle Quest, only to abandon that as well.
>>3080046Unfortunately, all feelings of enthusiasm and optimism nothing would happen evaporates when you can see the familiar flashing of police lights up ahead where Carol's house was located. What the hell were the RCPD doing out here? And why in such force? There had to be at least dozens skulking around the perimeter of the house. You quickly try to call Carol to get her back on the line, but she doesn't answer.What the hell is going on...?>Just drive on in. You have legitimate business here. >See if there's any way to enter without alerting the cops.>Looks like you'll just have to leave for a bit.>Other
>>3080103>Just drive on in. You have legitimate business here.
>>3080103>>Just drive on in. You have legitimate business here.I'll take a wild guess,"Reports of a 'monster' living there from a trespasser that was chased out of the house."
>>3080103>>Just drive on in. You have legitimate business here.>>Roll up like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etEQz7NYSLg
>>3080103>>Just drive on in. You have legitimate business here.
>>3080103>>>Just drive on in. You have legitimate business here.
>>3080103>Just drive on in. You have legitimate business hereHELLO OFFICER! WHAT LOVELY NIGHT WE ARE HAVING! HOW ARE YOU DOING? I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING SUSPECT WITH TWO WOMEN IN MY CAR!
>>3080128>TWO WOMEN IN MY CARThree women
>anons taking the one got our sister abducted
>>3080128Three women, if you count a military grade android as a woman.
>>3080130>>3080134TWO WOMEN AND A TOTALLY-NOT-A-MILITARY-GRADE-GYNOID WHO'S TOTALLY NOT A SEXUALLY INVIGORATING WOMAN!
>>3080103Ugh, well, you had no choice but to continue on in. You couldn't just up and leave. Not now, and especially not in front of all these cops!And so you keep driving, through the police perimeter and up to the front gate of the property, where you saw Carol in a deep discussion with... Lucina?!Indeed, Carol appeared to be talking rapid fire while Lucina was trying to keep up with what she was saying. ST-AR meanwhile stood resolutely, her eyes carefully scanning her surroundings, totally on alert. >Move in to see what they're talking about.>Better wait till Carol can come over.>Other
>>3080179>>Move in to see what they're talking about.
>>3080179>>Move in to see what they're talking about.Welp, time to see what's up.
>>3080179 >>Move in to see what they're talking about.
>>3080179>Move in to see what they're talking about.
>>3080179>Move in to see what they're talking about.Spies from a megacorp?
>>3080179"HK, keep on eye on the girls for me." You say as you prepare to step out of the car. "Anything happens, let me know, got it?""Affirmative" HK nods "Activating watch mode.'You meanwhile get out of your car and make a beeline to Carol and Lucina in order to find out just what the hell was going on. As you get closer, you can starting picking up what they were saying."Carol, this is the seventh time we've received reports of sightings of a large animal prowling the area." Lucina sighs, sounding VERY exasperated. "And, well, given the surrounding area, this is a situation the RCPD takes very seriously.""And like I said before, I don't know what you're talking about!" Carol pouts. "There are no big animals or monsters around here!""You don't have guard BOWs or animals?" Lucina wonders. "Those are rather common with individuals of your... status.""Of course not! Does it look like I keep any here?" Carol groans. "Look, Carol, I just want my men to do a quick sweep of your property. They'll be in and out in just a few minutes, I swear." Lucina sighs. "I'm not here to make things harder for you or anything.">Just let Lucina do her search. Not like Carol is hiding anything, right?>It seems Lucina doesn't have a warrant to search anything in Carol's house.>Other
>>3080223>>It seems Lucina doesn't have a warrant to search anything in Carol's house.No way!
>>3080223>>It seems Lucina doesn't have a warrant to search anything in Carol's house.
>>3080223>It seems Lucina doesn't have a warrant to search anything in Carol's house.We're going to have a talk with Carol about shapeshifting later.
>>3080223>>It seems Lucina doesn't have a warrant to search anything in Carol's house.>>OtherWhen we shoo away Lucina, we need to tell Carol to get a Guard BOW and register it just to throw off suspicion.
>>3080223>>Other I would hope not that's why im here so unless you want to play dress up with us can it wait for if it happens again?
>>3080223>It seems Lucina doesn't have a warrant to search anything in Carol's house.
>>3080223"Hmph." You grunt loudly, catching Lucina's attention. "Last I checked, you still need a warrant before you can go snooping around s person's home. "Normally yes, but we've been receiving claims of sightings of a large, dangerous creature in the area that attacked quite a number of... reporters.""Paparazzi, you mean." You cross your arms. "No they're-" Lucina pauses and then shakes her head. "Yes, paparazzi. But last i checked, they're still residents of this city, and I have a duty to protect them.""Well, unless you have that warrant, you're only here because Carol is letting you." You point out it. "Gotta have something a bit stronger than a few ghost stories. These guys like to make alll sorts of crap up, you know? Probably just wanted a headline or something.""You're likely right, but I still would like to do a thorough search." Lucina groans. "All right, we'll overlook the matter this time, but you should seriously consider how you'll handle your security in the future.""Don't worry! I got Lewie here to help me!" Carol says cheerfully as she ensnares you in her one of her signature hugs."Yes... I see that." Lucina sighs as she heads back to her patrol car. "Have a nice evening. Just keep it under control, okay?""Okaaaaay!" Carol chimes.Lucina then moves off, uttering some words in the radio, and the police all around immediately start packing up and dispersing. "Whew! Thanks fo the backup on that one!" Carol laughs. "I was just scaring some of those mean old paparazzi away. That's all!" "Next time just eat them so they can't call the cops.""Okay!""No, Carol, I was just joking!" You blanch."So was I!" Carol sticks her tongue out at you and winks. Well... you just hope this was going to be the extend of the trouble you would have to deal with today...>And that's it for tonight! We'll be continuing on Saturday, so don't miss it!
>>3080256Best sister.Thanks for the run OP!Deep concern intensifies over the imminent party.
Girls frontline mangahttps://mangadex.org/chapter/492151/7
Now that I think of it, how often does Carol actually 'put on' clothes that isn't just her biomass?I'd imagine she'd have some outfits hidden away made out of synthetic material that she couldn't replicate.
>>3080993She's a model, fashion magazines probably let her keep the occasional outfit after photoshoots.
>>3080993>>3081053Must be awkward for Lewis seeing his sister on all sorts of magazines: Fashion, Sports, Lingerie,'Gentlemen's', etc.I bet Hank has a few pinups of her somewhere hidden. It'd be hilarious if he really did end up going out with her in the very end.
>>3081621>spoilerIt'd be a major violation of the bro code.
>>3080256You continue the rest of the way down Carol's very, VERY long driveway, with Carol herself wedging in in the backseat with Nemo and Artya. You had honestly forgotten just how far in her actual house was. Well, not only was a stupidly big yard a sign of status, but also a way to keep prying eyes well away from the house itself. Particularly important for a girl hiding as many secrets as Carol."Oh, this is gonna be so FUN!" Carol squeals as she wraps her arms around poor Nemo, crushing her cheek against hers. "We haven't had a slumber party in like, FOREVER!""The great memories we had." Nemo replies dryly. Artya just seems to stare at Carol curiously, seemingly fascinated in the amount of intimacy she was treating Nemo with. "Is that the residence?" HK asks pointing ahead."Yep." You nod. You hadn't been here much, but you certainly do remember how Carol's mansion looked. It wasn't one of those nice, old timey ones, either that a lot of the older Raccoon patricians liked living in. This one was angular, smooth, and ultra modern."That's quite the large house for a single resident." HK observes."That it is." You nod."Why would she live in such a place?" HK wonders.>Well, for Carol, bigger is always better.>Pretty sure it's just to keep up appearances.>She's always hosting some big get together or something.>Other
>>3082287>>Pretty sure it's just to keep up appearances.Of course she is!
>>3082287>>Pretty sure it's just to keep up appearances.
>>3082287>Well, for Carol, bigger is always better.
>>3082287>Pretty sure it's just to keep up appearances.
>>3082287>>Pretty sure it's just to keep up appearances.She probably even has different faces and personalities depending on the situation.
>>3082287>>Well, for Carol, bigger is always better.
>>3082287>Other>Secret rooms. But you didn't hear it from me.
>>3082287>>OtherIt's to keep her secret top of the line Guard BOW contained.
>>3082287>>Well, for Carol, bigger is always better.She needs her space
>>3081621She probably has a bunch of swimsuit photoshoots as well.>>3082287>Well, for Carol, bigger is always better.I'm guessing there's a secret Safe Room isolated from everything so she can let loose.
>>3082356I sorta imagined her hanging a few framed pictures of herself from various jobs.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>3082287Well, looks like we've got things tied up so we'll have to roll it off!1. Appearances2. Bigger is better
>>3082420"Pretty sure it's just to keep up appearances." You explain. "You know, being a big famous model and all means that she's expected to live in a big, trendy place.""Hm." HK pauses as she continues to stare at the mansion. "It seems like it would be incredibly lonely to live alone in such a large residence. Perhaps that's why she continually visits you."Whoa.Wait.Did HK actually make a human observation?>Well, you're definitely learning.>Are you feeling okay?>[Stay silent]>Other
>>3082443>>Well, you're definitely learning.
>>3082443>>Well, you're definitely learning.>>Other>>Apply Headpats.
>>3082443>Well, you're definitely learning.
>>3082443Apply tactical headpats
>>3082443"Hey. Good job, HK." You say as you reach over and pat her on the head."I do not understand." HK blinks, but does nothing to stop you. "Heh, you will." You chuckle.Meanwhile, everybody in the backseat is still too distract with Carol's hugmonstering to catch what you and HK are talking about as you pull up in front of the mansion. "All right girls, you can get out now." You announce."Hahaha, YES!" Carol laughs as she practically yanks Nemo with her out of the car and starts dragging her towards the front door. "We are gonna give you a TOTAL MAKEOVER!""Is it gonna hurt?" Nemo whimpers."PROBABLY!" As Carol is busy hauling Nemo away, Artya calmly exits from her side of the car, her gaze still locked on Carol. She didn't suspect anything, did she...?Artya simply follows Carol and Nemo into the house without 'saying' a word, leaving you with just HK. "No potential threats identified." HK reports as she scans the surrounding area. "Of course. Carol would've made sure of that." You nod and pat her on the shoulder. "Come on, let's go on in."When you enter the mansion, it looks regular enough. Nothing too special besides lots of fancy furniture and the typical rich person stuff. In addition, several of the walls were plastered pictures of magazine covers, modeling shots, pinups and more, showing Carol wearing a wide range of outfits of all kinds.And in more than a few, wearing barely anything at all. "She certainly has a diverse portfolio." HK observers, scanning each and every poster individually. Finally, you reach what appears to be Carol's room. It looks to be a goddamn mess, with clothes of all types spread everywhere. And uh, a few... undergarments were pretty clearly visible too. She did not prepare for company AT ALL. Or probably didn't really care. However, Artya was busy skulking about a closed door, which looked to lead into the master bathroom and walk in closet. There was much thumping and shrieking inside, to your unease."Detecting signs of struggle." HK reports. "Should... we intervene?">Nah, Carol knows what she's doing.... I think.>Better go in and see what's up. >See if we can get some surveillance in there.>Other
>>3082548>Nah, Carol knows what she's doing.... I think.
>>3082548>>Better go in and see what's up
>>3082548>>Nah, Carol knows what she's doing.... I think.>>See if we can get some surveillance in there.>For fun and to prepare you since you are next.
>>3082548>>Nah, Carol knows what she's doing.... I think.They'll be fiiine...
>>3082548>See if we can get some surveillance in there.
>>3082548>Nah, Carol knows what she's doing.... I think.>>3082569Unlike Nemo, we probably won't struggle.
>>3082548>>Nah, Carol knows what she's doing.... I think.We'd probably get our face kicked in if we interrupted.>>3082569It certainly raises the question of what sort of male fashion Carol has in mind that isn't just the bog standard Suit and Tie that's been around for a century.
>>3082548>>Nah, Carol knows what she's doing.... I think.
>>3082548>Better go in and see what's up.Did someone say BARGING IN ON WOMEN CHANGING? What could possibly go wrong?
>>3082548"Nah, Carol knows what she's doing..." You say.There's another crash and a rather loud scream."I think." HK and Artya just give you stares as if they were not convinced at all. "It'll be fine! I'm sure of it." You try to assure them. Suddenly, the doors are kicked open, sending Artya scrambling for cover. "DONE!" Carol says proudly as she pushes Nemo forward.And was Nemo, now in a rather simple but still attractive white dress, which a nice colorful bow tied into her hair. She was also prettied up a bit, her normally mussed up hair thoroughly brushed and combed and a bit of makeup applied. "Impressive." HK nods.Artya gives a thumbs up."This feels so weird..." Nemo mumbles."OKAY WHO'S NEXT?" Carol bellows. >You'll volunteer.>HK>Artya>Other
>>3082680>You'll volunteer.Rip it off like a band-aid, the longer we put it off, the harder it hurts.
>>3082680>You'll volunteer.Time to get this out of the way. Carol will have to teach us some tricks. Also, get HK to make sure nobody spies.
>>3082680>ArtyaDecorative mask? Exotic veil?
>>3082680>You'll volunteer.Time to face the inevitable
>>3082680>ArtyaClearly we have to volunteer everyone but ourselves, only to receive our comeuppance when our turn comes at the end.
>>3082680>ArtyaIf we volunteer she will run for it.
>>3082680"I think Artya should go next." You point to the masked girl."Ohmygosh, I didn't even realize you brought a new friend"! Carol squeals as she practically warps over to Artya's location and picks her up. "Ooooooh, that's a pretty strong smell you've got going on you! Looks like it's BATH TIME!"Artya struggles and squirms as she's carried into Carol's lair and doors slam shut."I... look real dumb in this, don't I?" Nemo whimpers.>You look really cute.>You look more mature.>You'll definitely nab a husband with that look.>Other
>>3082778>You look really cute.>Like, I think I'm going to die of a heart attack cute.
>>3082778>Other>Don't worry, you look fine
>>3082778>You look really cute.
>>3082778>>You look really cute.
>>3082778>>You look really cute.Just like way back at the treehouse.
>>3082778>>You'll definitely nab a husband with that look.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>3082778...
>>3082850Seems like she took it well.
>>3082863or she just passed our AC
>>3082850"I think it makes you look really cute." You grin. "If only Lucina could see you now.""You really think so?" Nemo asks meekly as she shuffles around nervously. "It feels really drafty...""You're simply accustomed to wearing much more restrictive clothing." HK points out. "Well, if you're okay with it, I guess it's not so bad then..." Nemo mumbles. "But not a word of this to my mom. If she ever catches wind of this I'll never hear the end of it!""Promise." You chuckle. That's when the door opens a crack, and you see Carol, her entire head dripping wet from water. What the heck was going on in there?"Heeeeey, Lewie." Carol turns to you. "So um, for Artya, exactly how necessary is it for her to keep the mask on? She's kinda wishy washy on taking it off so I was wondering if you could help out here...?"Well, contrary to popular belief, Artya did NOT keep the mask on 24/7. Just.... maybe 23/7. She'd very rarely take it off when changing clothes or eating, and only when alone or in the presence of people she trusted. From what you remember, she didn't look particularly unusual in a way that would warrant keeping the mask on. >See if she's willing to have the mask off. >She should keep the mask if it makes her feel more comfortable.>Other
>>3082878>See if she's willing to have the mask off.
>>3082878>See if she's willing to have the mask off.If not, ask if she's okay with another mask like a decorative masquerade mask, or a veil.
>>3082878>She should keep the mask if it makes her feel more comfortable.Anyone who says that gasmasks don't make wonderful accessories knows nothing about fashion.
>>3082878>>See if she's willing to have the mask off.if only for us she can put it back on after
>>3082878>Let Artya make the choice with her maskWe are pretty much dragging her and Nemo to the party, at least give them something to hang onto while they're there. And hell, it might be seen by some of the more knowledgeable guests as her being careful.
>>3082878>She should keep the mask if it makes her feel more comfortable.Work it into the ensemble, Carol! Take it as a challenge!
>>3082878>She should keep the mask if it makes her feel more comfortable.Make it work, Carol!
>>3082878>>See if she's willing to have the mask off.I want to surprise people
>>3082878>>She should keep the mask if it makes her feel more comfortable.I can also go for >>3082884
>>3082897People will be more surprised to see a woman with a beautiful gas mask than if they just see another girl in a dress.
>>3082878>>See if she's willing to have the mask off.
>pic related is the person that wants to dance with Artya at the party.
>>3082909Those people are unimportant, we're there to make Hank and the Boss wonder at how we got Artya to go to a party without her mask.
>>3082914inb4 its HUNK
>>3082878>>She should keep the mask if it makes her feel more comfortable.or >>3082884
>>3082878"Just tell her we'd at least like to see her without the mask on." You say. "Okaaaaay!" Carol chirps as she withdraws back into her lair. There more crashing and splashing sounds."Carol is... just as energetic as ever." Nemo sighs, tugging at the hem of her dress. "Though I never knew she had such an eye for fashion.""Well, she does put a lot of stock in appearances." You nod."Quite." HK agrees. "What scares me more though, is that she has so many outfits that fit my size." Nemo grumbles. "You don't think she actually-">I'm sure it's just a complete coincidence.>She's terrifyingly well prepared for anything.>Other
>>3082952>>She's terrifyingly well prepared for anything.
>>3082952>She's terrifyingly well prepared for anything."I bet she's been waiting for this moment for years."
>>3082952>I'm sure it's just a complete coincidence.
>>3082952>Don't ask questions you aren't sure you want the answer to.
>>3082952>She's terrifyingly well prepared for anything.
>>3082952>She's terrifyingly well prepared for anything.Definitely has nothing to do with shapeshifting.
>>3082952"She's terrifyingly well prepared for anything." You sigh. "Just one of those things she does.""Really?" Nemo raises an eyebrow."She was probably waiting to do this for YEARS." You add. "I bet." Nemo grumbles. "Still... I guess I can't blame her for making something nice like this for me. It's kinda sweet, actually."Before you can say anything else, though, the doors are kicked open again, with Carol pushing out Artya, demasked and wearing a rather fancy looking white shirt and black skirt combo. Her pale face was fully exposed, which served to make her blush that much easier to see."Took a lot of cleaning up, but I think I got the right look!" Carol giggles. "Ooooooh." Nemo whistles. "Lookin' nice, Artya!"Artya simple shakes her head rapidly and puts her hands up to her cheeks to try to hide the fact her face was getting even redder."Abnormal temperature rise detected." HK notes. "Well, what do you think, Lewis?" Nemo sofly elbows you, now in higher spirits seeing someone else suffer like her. "Pretty smokin' hot, right?">Definitely>She looks great.>Maybe she'd prefer the mask on...>Other
>>3083010>>Definitely>>She looks great.Apply headpats
>>3083010>She looks great.
>>3083010>>She looks great.>Although I get the distinct feeling she prefers the mask on. Maybe to keep guys from getting too distracted by how pretty she is, hah.
>>3083010>>She looks great.I'll bet no one will recognize who she is at the party.
>>3083010>>She looks great.>>Maybe she'd prefer the mask on...Decorated masks are top stuff
>>3083010>Definitely>You're beautiful Artya, it's great to see you without the mask.
>>3083010>>Maybe she'd prefer the mask on...
>>3083010>>She looks great
>>3083010>>OtherPerhaps she would like a masquerade mask.
>>3083010>Maybe she'd prefer the mask on...>OtherFancy mask?
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>3083010...
>>3083049RIP, cute girl down
>>3083049"Haha, definitely." You laugh as you pat Artya on the head. "You look great., Artya."And with that, Artya practically passes out, fainting on the spot. It's only HK's lightning fast reflexes that are able to catch her before she hits the ground."Nnnnnn, guess we overdid it." Nemo sighs as she places Artya's mask back on her face. "Think we'll just keep it on for now till the actual party.""All right! Next!" Carol chirps. Well, all that was left was you and HK...>You>HK
>>3083057>YouPAY THE PIPER MOTHERFUCK!
>>3083057"Well-""Oh no, you're not squirming out of this one!" Nemo grunts as she shoves you forward. "Okay! Let's do this, Lewie!" Carol laughs as she grabs you and pulls you into her lair. Your vision blacks out briefly, but when you regain your bearings, you find yourself in a closet. A really, REALLY big closet. And endless racks of clothes clothes clothes..."Did you make all of these?" You gape, staring at the vastness of the closet. You've never actually been in here before."Well, some of it!" Carol says as she dives into the endless wall of clothes, causing them to ripple like water. "A lot of it is stuff fashion designers gift to me. Always want me wearing their stuff, you know?""I see...""Annnnnyways, I got stuff for guys here, too!" Carol pokes her head out. "So what would you like?">Nothing too fancy.>Something super stylish.>Other
>>3083127>Let Carol pick
>>3083127>>Something super stylish.
>>3083127>>Something super stylish.We should look like the brother of world famous fashion icon Carol
>>3083127>Nothing too fancy.
>>3083127>Something super stylish.High fashion time!
>>3083127>Something super stylish.
>>3083135This. I'm for subtly stylish.
>>3083127>>Nothing too fancy.
>>3083127>>Something super stylish.Time for galactic prettyboy Lewis to make his debut.
>>3083127"Some super stylish." You say. "If I gotta dress up, I at least want to make a big impression.""Okay!" Carol says happily. "Let's see what we've got..."She then bursts out, holding what looked to be a rather fancy version of a tuxedo, along with a matching cape. "How about this?" She asks.>It's perfect.>No it has to be FANCIER>Other
>>3083187>>It's perfectWe can probably add onto it.
>>3083187>No, this is too ridiculous
>>3083187>>No it has to be FANCIERHow about we go full ostentatious?
>>3083187>No it has to be FANCIERWe must reach a level of fancy currently unknown to man, or magical girl
>>3083187>>No it has to be FANCIER
>>No it has to be FANCIER
>>3083187>>No it has to be FANCIERIf we don't make all the girls swoon, we're doing something wrong. All in.
>>3083212Could always use more 'exotic' materials
>>3083187>No it has to be FANCIER
>>3083227>Just straight up wear carol
>>3083187Hmmm, we've ended up with a tie but there were a few write in votes so we'll have a runoff vote!>Perfect>Fancier
>>3083247That sounds lewd. Also, people might wonder where the hell she is if we do that.
>>3083250>>Perfect>>3083247>>3083251Would be one way for her to be snuck into any party.
>>3083250"It's perfect!" You grin. "I knew you always had an eye for this stuff.""Of course I do!" Carol winks. "Now to find out if it fits!""Wait-"Suddenly, the world becomes a blur as Carol lunges forward, seemingly hundreds of arms and hands covering you.When your vision returns, you're suddenly wearing the new tuxedo and matching cape. "It's done!" Carol squeals. "I had to make a few on the fly adjustments, but this should work! Now on to HK!" Carol then starts pushing out of the closet. She kicks open the door and shoves you out. "HK! It's your turn!" She sings."Affirmative." HK calmly stands up and walks over to Carol and the doors slam shut. "So...." Nemo pauses as she gives you a proper look. "Don't you think that's going a little overboard?""Of course not!" You say proudly. Meanwhile, Artya still seemed to be out cold.>You should try to wake her up so she can see.>Nah, you can surprise her later.>Other
>>3083294>You should try to wake her up so she can see.
>>3083294>>You should try to wake her up so she can see.Here's you Prince Charming
>>3083294>>Nah, you can surprise her later.
>>3083294>>You should try to wake her up so she can see.
>>3083294>You should try to wake her up so she can see.Make sure that when she wakes up, our face is very close to hers.
>>3083294>Nah, you can surprise her later.
>>3083294Let her rest. She’s got a taxing event before her.
>She's got a thing for masks and is awoken by a masked hero
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>3083294...
>>3083336"Hey, Artya." Nemo says as she lightly shakes her unconscious coworker. "Lewis looks really dumb. You should totally see it!"Artya begins to stir and raises her head up, and her body immediately shakes and trembles upon seeing you, seizing up from silent laughter."Yeah yeah, go ahead and laugh it up." You cross your arms. "I'm totally going to slay at that party!" Artya continues her silently laughter when the doors open again, and HK calmly exits.She's... gone through a rather heavy makeover. Now wearing a rather open and complex gown, HK's hair was also redone into a pair of sidetails, making her look like almost a completely new T-Doll. "Whoa." Nemo blinks. "Now that's really good."Artya gives a thumbs up."Is this... adequate?" HK asks.>It'll do.>You're gonna knock it out of the park.>Other
>>3083346>>You're gonna knock it out of the park.
>>3083346>Like a shootin star.DAMN GURL!
>>3083346>You're gonna knock it out of the park.Be careful of guys hitting on you.Time for slumber party!
>>3083346>You're gonna knock it out of the park.
>>3083356Spin the bottle? Gossiping about the latest hit thing? Talking about looking for boyfriends/girlfriends?
>>3083365We should at least tease Carol, suggesting she's hiding a boyfriend from Mom due to the men's clothes she has. and playfully ask her if she's transformed into a man before just to see what it was like.
>>3083346>>You're gonna knock it out of the park.>Only I'm allowed to hit on you, if any other guys do that you let me know.
>>3083375I kinda want to see Male!Carol.
>>3083346"Heh, you're gonna knock it out of the park, HK." You grin."Please elaborate." HK blinks."Yeeaaaah, she doesn't have THAT kind of programming in her." Nemo shrugs."Well she's still really cute regardless!" Carol beams. "And just look at you all! Ready to go party all night long!""Wait, aren't you going too, Carol?" You raise an eyebrow. "Why don't you show us what you're wearing there?""Because that's gonna be a surprise!" Carol winks. >Guess you'll wait then.>But you want to see it now!>Other
>>3083396>...Just make sure no one gets any funny idea- okay, no, I can't even finish that sentence with a straight face. We'll see it later, then!
>>3083396>You're sure she'll look amazing>Impress upon hk that she's beautiful.
>>3083396>Guess you'll wait then.
>>3083396Eh fuck it I'll support both of these posts.>>3083403>>3083402
>>3083396>Guess you'll wait then.Just don't be too revealing.
>>3083396>>Guess you'll wait then.
>>3083396>But you want to see it now!>>3083406Just imagine if she really goes down that path. Hank would faint, thinking he saw an angel before begging her to autograph a pinup he keeps on his person.
>>3083396"Well, I'm sure it will look amazing." You smile. "i'm willing to wait to be surprised.""Awwww, you're so sweet, Lewie!" Carol coos."And HK, what I mean is that you look really beautiful like that." You tell your partner."Understood." HK nods as she examines her own attire. "However, this does not appear to be practical in a combat situation, especially in terms of mobility.""Well, that's not exactly one of the things they designed for." You sigh. "This whole party dress code affair is rather confusing to me." HK admits. "Well, consider it a learning experience." You tell her. "Can we pleeeease get out of these now?" Nemo asks."Oh, right! We're gonna have to sleep soon and we don't want everything getting wrinkled!" Carol nods quickly. "You can all get changed, and we can all have a slumber party in my room! But girls only!" >Hey, that's not fair at all!>Sounds all right with me. I'm completely beat, anyways.>Other
>>3083441>>Hey, that's not fair at all!
>>3083441>>Hey, that's not fair at all!"If Lucina was here, the whole childhood friend gang would be doing the same thing (albeit following someone's lead)."
>>3083441>Hey, that's not fair at all!
>>3083441>>Hey, that's not fair at all!>inb4 Lewis gets his hair done
>>3083441>>Sounds all right with me. I'm completely beat, anyways.Let's go be all cool and aloof.
>>3083441>>Sounds all right with me. I'm completely beat, anyways.
>>3083441>Sounds all right with me. I'm completely beat, anyways.
>>3083441>>Sounds all right with me. I'm completely beat, anyways.Because OF COURSE we're gonna try and spy on them.
>>3083441"Sounds all right with me." You shrug. "I'm completely beat, anyways.""You're not gonna try and peep on us, are you?" Nemo frowns. "Don't worry, he'll regret it if he does!" Carol says in both a cheerful and menacing manner. "I do not project any foul play." HK adds."Hm, well, okay." Nemo sighs. "Just so much new stuff to get used to all of a sudden...""Don't worry! It'll be really fun! I guarantee it!" Carol says as she hugs both Nemo.Artya continues to stare at Carol intently. Sometimes it was hard to tell what the silent girl was thinking.Well, regardless, you leave the girls to their devices as you drag yourself to your designated room, which alone was probably bigger than your entire apartment. You carefully shed off your tuxedo and just collapse into bed, letting sleep overtake you. Concerns about Umbrella and Spencer and their party could wait until tomorrow...>And that's it for tonight! Next thread will be on Friday, so don't miss it!
>>3083478Thanks for the run, boss!Can't wait to see more Haute Couture fashion adventures.
>>3083478See you next week Merc.Maybe we should consider having a small layer of bioarmor worn underneath Lewis' outfit just in case of any surprises?
>>3083478Have a good night.
>>3083451Five bucks says she was invited separately.
>>3083736That’s a sucker’s bet. If we got invited, the new police chief definitely did.
>>3083986We're pretty much obligated to ask her to dance, of course.
>>3084048We better enjoy it then, it may be the last bit of levity before it hits the fan.Maybe we'll be called up for a job, and find out the BOW we're hunting is actually a disguised Carol who is secretly collecting info on megacorps