You are a HIKIKOMORI, a FUJOSHI and a SHY LOSER.Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Hikikomori%20Quest
The time is 12:07 PM on a Tuesday. You have just woken up in your typically ODD and MUSTY room - and although it hasn’t really changed all that much in the last few days, it feels certainly nicer than it had prior. The trash bags once littering your room have been tossed and the once disgustingly overwhelming scent of fujoshi stickiness seems to have been aired out. And of course, the once crushing emptiness of the room has been filled by your new brain kid. Your son Twink Daddy has done his fair share of work in improving your quality of life.Waking up, you find that for the first time in a few days, Twink Daddy isn’t nearby when you wake up. Looking through your immensely small apartment, you surprisingly don’t find your massive gay son with floating hands and begin to panic, but your worries are dealt with quickly upon noticing the sweet note left behind. It looks like the loose clothing once scattered around your room seems to have been taken care of. Which is nice, because some of those clothes had been stuck to your floor for so long that they had to be peeled off of it.You figure that you should probably clean yourself up before your son returns. You had a nice break from the battles-to-the-death yesterday when no one actually visited you, but if you get attacked today, it might be nice to look decent. >Take a shower first. It’s been probably days since you’ve last showered.>Forget the shower for right now and look through your drawer to get dressed. You might get a chance to wear something other than your oppai shirt and kneesocks. And maybe actually wear pants.>Write-In
>>3079044>>Forget the shower for right now and look through your drawer to get dressed. You might get a chance to wear something other than your oppai shirt and kneesocks. And maybe actually wear pants.
>>3079044Take a shower, please
>>3079044take a shower
>>3079044shower, you have the odd feeling that you will be entertaining guests today
>>3079044for the love of all that is holy take a shower
>>3079044shower, use whatever products we have generously
>>3079044>take a showerWe can get dressed after.
>>3079051>>3079055>>3079106>>3079148>>3079152>>3079167>Take a shower first. It’s been probably days since you’ve last showered.You decide to take a shower! The last time you even do remember taking a shower was way before Twink Daddy was even around, and it would be nice to be certifiably less disgusting. Setting the shower to STEAMY, you enjoy a long period of respite from the harsh and entrapping stickiness of your room. Luckily, the steam filling the room manages to cover your poorly drawn ass in such a way that it makes the image appropriate for a blue board.Following a long shower in an attempt to scrub yourself of your disgusting fujo ways, you find that while your body is certainly cleaner, your mind isn’t. >Stick to your classic oppai shirt and kneesocks look.>Go with a new outfit! It's probably time for a change of pace. (I'll post a template and you can draw on it/describe an outfit and I'll pick one.)>>3079171This is the absolute coolest shit, I love it and I'm treasuring it and saving it
>>3079199>Stick to your classic oppai shirt and kneesocks look.Only if we have a clean pair. Also add some pants to the combo
>>3079199>>Go with a new outfit! It's probably time for a change of pace. (I'll post a template and you can draw on it/describe an outfit and I'll pick one.)maybe proper pants
>>3079199>Go with a new outfit! It's probably time for a change of pace.Let's dress sexy.
>>3079199>Go with a new outfit! It's probably time for a change of pace. Let's wear something befitting of rank 1
>>3079199>Go with a new outfit! It's probably time for a change of pace. (I'll post a template and you can draw on it/describe an outfit and I'll pick one.)Always a fan of change
>>3079199>Go with a new outfit! It's probably time for a change of pace. (I'll post a template and you can draw on it/describe an outfit and I'll pick one.)
>Go with a new outfit! It's probably time for a change of pace. (I'll post a template and you can draw on it/describe an outfit and I'll pick one.)You decide that for once, you might actually change your clothes for the first time in 3 days! It could be nice for a change, especially considering your outfit was seemingly thrown together in minutes and for some reason, whenever you turned left the text on your shirt flipped too.
>>3079347We go with the time honored uniform of every neet/borderline hermit woman, the good old jersey/tracksuit because of how comfortable it is.
>>3079347Short skirt, stockings, crop top.
>>3079347oh, you want us to draw a suit?
>>3079369damn, i guess I dont know how to read
>>3079347I'm thinking something like a long skirt, and t-shirt (clean) and a sweater.Something clean and neat, but not too out of our comfort zone.
>>3079368Lewd. I support.
>>3079394This is good
The "Wea-boo" costume set, including little bread army.
>>3079347Lets go with a FULL YAOI ensemble for maximum BL potential.
>>3080255the hoodie is a must
>>3080255I'm torn between this and >>3079394
>>3080255Maximum fujo here, supporting
>>3080281support i see she is ready to lure men in and trap them in her apartment
>>3079366>>3079368>>3079377>>3079389>>3079394>>3079420>>3079492>>3080255>Backing tracksuitLets go with a FULL YAOI ensemble for maximum BL potential.In the end, you decide to go with the simple combination of a tracksuit hoodie and your Japan ordered Boku no Pico Yoga pants for MAX YAOI STRENGTH. While the other options seem particularly viable - in fact, you really like the sweater - you figure that you’ll stick with something simple today.Now that you’ve cleaned and properly clothed yourself for the first time in ages, you decide it’s probably time to get something to eat for you and Twink Daddy before today just inevitably devolves into a total mess.>Order Chinese food. Although it might be kind of awkward, you might be able to glean some useful info from the delivery girl.>Dig into your EXTREMELY GREASY mini fridge for something to eat. You’re not sure how much of it is actually edible..?>Write-In
>>3080418>>>Order Chinese food. Although it might be kind of awkward, you might be able to glean some useful info from the delivery girl.
>>3080418>Order Chinese food. Although it might be kind of awkward, you might be able to glean some useful info from the delivery girl.I wonder if summers managed to beat blitz, despite being beaten up beforehand
>>3080418>Order Chinese food. Although it might be kind of awkward, you might be able to glean some useful info from the delivery girl.
>>3080418>Order Chinese food. Although it might be kind of awkward, you might be able to glean some useful info from the delivery girl.and>Dig into your EXTREMELY GREASY mini fridge for something to eat. You’re not sure how much of it is actually edible..?better to eat now then later
>>3080423>>3080427>>3080431>>3080438>Order Chinese food. Although it might be kind of awkward, you might be able to glean some useful info from the delivery girl.>Dig into your EXTREMELY GREASY mini fridge for something to eat. You’re not sure how much of it is actually edible..?You decide to order Chinese food! Picking up the phone, it doesn’t take long for you to stutter through an order you’d consider breakfast - coming in ten minutes or so, of course. And then there was the matter of having to talk to that delivery girl again which could be really awkward since you last left her lying near piles of garbage and beaten up and crying.You decide to alleviate the stress from having to talk to the girl by eating! Opening up your GREASY MINI FRIDGE, you find a number of miscellaneous and unrelated food items left from years of collection.>Partake in one of the vaguely related food items. (Choose one.)>Combine some food? (Write-in what disgusting shit to make.)>Close the fridge out of disgust at your own eating habits.
>>3080589eat some french fries and ice cream just eat ice cream and dip and scoop up ice cream with the fries
>>3080589>Combine some food? (Write-in what disgusting shit to make.)Beer + Ice cream= actual beer float.
>>3080600it not bad eating chips and ice cream you just scoop them up with the chips like a kind of weird snackfood nachos
>>3080589>Close the fridge out of disgust at your own eating habits.
>>3080589Are they any hope bagels around that's a fujo food.
>>3080589>Combine food>>3080604>Beer floatGotta show Summers what REAL NUMBER 1'S eat
>>3080589If we are unable to deal with talking to the delivery girl, I bet we could slide the money under the door and she'll leave the food by the door
>>3080616Support. Don't want to get a stomachache/debuff.
>>3080632I really wanted to talk to samurai again basically saying that heroes don't have to be #1 but have to be good people also that we were lucky for the fight and probably would have gotten more the fight she wanted if we were less lucky
>>3080650That would be a good shounen-esque talk that she would probably take to heart, but I dont know if our fujo protagonist has enough social courage to speak to a person they barely know who, just yesterday, we told to never speak to us again.
>>3080668We can stutter it out if we want but I feel like we have to speak to her besides we already ordered from her if we didn't we want to talk to her we shouldn't have ordered
>>3080701But we don't talk to her normally, we just pay by card over the phone and then only open our door just enough to grab our food from her when she arrives. It was in the last thread.And so far BL has only gotten out complete sentences when she's super duper pissed. The speech idea is nice but BL will just stutter too much for it to have an effect
>>3080722She can write it down
>>3080589>Close the fridge out of disgust at your own eating habits.This entire fridge must go
>>3080600Supporting because I do the same thing with shakes
>>3080805>>3080616>>3080634>Close the fridge out of disgust at your own eating habits.Seeing the expansive variety of old, gross, and sticky food, you figure you'd better close the door. You're getting Chinese food in like, another five minutes anyways, so why the hell would you eat something BEFORE eating more food? You probably have time for around one more thing to do before Samurai arrives and hopefully things aren't too weird.>What do you do?
>>3080856Open your balcony doors and let the fresh air in
>>3080856Queue up some anime so you have something to watch when your food gets there.
>>3080874support >>3080867not support its going to get cold
>>3080856Do some light cleaning, and by that I mean febreeze everything to get rid of the stink.
>>3080856Write a speech for Sam >>3080650
>>3080867>>3080874>>3080884>>3080891>>3080942>Open your balcony doors and let the fresh air in>Queue up some anime so you have something to watch when your food gets there.You manage to squeeze in opening up your balcony doors to get a nice breeze going through your room (and maybe circumvent febreezing it by airing it out) and queuing up some anime to watch! You even consider writing some sort of speech to Sam, but your special trait CRIPPLING SHYNESS prevents you from moving further beyond that thought. Besides, you don’t even think you have any writing utensils in this apartment.You hear a knock on the door. It seems your food is here.
>>3081025Look through the peephole first, confirm it is indeed Sam. Paranoia is perfectly reasonable when people really are after you.
>>3081025Answer the door!
>>3081035>>3081054>>3081067>>3081112>Look through the peephole first, confirm it is indeed Sam. Paranoia is perfectly reasonable when people really are after you.You quickly glance through the peephole and - surprisingly, it is your Chinese food. And now you're at least pretty sure it's not drugged. In your excitement upon actually seeing someone maybe not trying to kill you or your son and simply visiting, you->Answer the door!Flinging the door wide open instead of the usual crack, you find yourself face to face with Samurai. She looks uncomfortable. Her arms are covered in long, thin lines. You feel EXTREMELY ANXIOUS.".. It's your food." She says flatly, pointing to the greasy paper bag in her hands.>whatdoyoudowhatdoyoudowhatdoyoudo
>>3081129awkwardly invite her in
>>3081129Take the bag and motion for her to come inside, see if we can't smooth things over a bit now that everyone has had time to cool their heads a bit.
>>3081129>Her arms are covered in long, thin linesare those scars or bandages or something?
>>3081129invite her in
>>3081129>Invite her in>>3081147Probably scars from TD hacking at her with the scissorblade last fight....probably....
>>3081182or she cuts. because her life sucks.
>>3081230I Don't think a person with a shounen spirit would do that
>>3081249We broke her spirit pretty badly. Like, really badly. Remember that spirits getting shattered isn't that uncommon in shounen, they just have a tendency to get reformed stronger after the break.
>>3081132>>3081139>awkwardly invite her in>Take the bag and motion for her to come inside, see if we can't smooth things over a bit now that everyone has had time to cool their heads a bit.>are those scars or bandages or something?“U-uh-m, do-” Taking the bag, you try to remember the whole speech you had planned to try to ease things up with her. Even if you did remember, you absolutely would not be able to say it aloud right. “.. It’s, uh- can you- you should come in! Into my apartment.”She stares at you. “.. What?”“Well, I- wanted to talk..” She interrupts you before you can continue. “Fine.” Samurai responds curtly and quickly. You awkwardly step back into your apartment, setting your paper bag aside. She is staring at you and remains close to the exit, folding her arms as she leans against your wall. You decide to make some FRIENDLY CONVERSATION.“S-so- what’s with, uh, that?” You point at the long, pale lines tracing her arms and legs. “Scars from when your Construct cut me up with your Scissorblade.” She responds.“Oh.” Your attempt at FRIENDLY CONVERSATION was poor.“Why did you call me into your apartment?” She seems substantially more tired than you remember her seeming on Sunday.
>>3081297Sit down and invite Sam to converse over GREASY CHINESE TAKEOUT. And maybe apologize for some of the things we said. And for beating the shit out her with a plunger. It wasn't our best moment.
>>3081297Should we do anything with this >>3080650
>>3081297... you know, she has a job. keeping her here is technically docking her pay. better make this quick, whatever we plan on doing. not everything can be solved with the swipe of a card.SOMETHING ABOUT CATS.
>>3081297Use your fucking dolls and make them talk like the weirdo you are. Pretend they are you and Sam.Do your best to convey the idea of friendship and mutual respect, and put on an autistic puppet show of friendship.
>>3081324Oh yeah why is nek.o a cat and not a usual shounen hero
>>3081297Who is #9 and how do you make a constructive?
>>3081385Maybe Sam likes shows with cute mascot characters? Can't really think of any shounens like that, that's more of a magical girl thing isn't it?
>>3081400Fairy Tail? Aria?
>>3081413Truth be told I forgot Fairy Tail existed. Never heard of Aria, though.
>>3081400really, we should be questioning if whoever set this entire thing up is a fan of flcl and no more heroes.
>>3081306>>3081324>>3081330>>3081385>Sit down and invite Sam to converse over GREASY CHINESE TAKEOUT. And maybe apologize for some of the things we said. And for beating the shit out her with a plunger. It wasn't our best moment.>... you know, she has a job. keeping her here is technically docking her pay. better make this quick, whatever we plan on doing. not everything can be solved with the swipe of a card. SOMETHING ABOUT CATS.>Use your fucking dolls and make them talk like the weirdo you are. Pretend they are you and Sam. Do your best to convey the idea of friendship and mutual respect, and put on an autistic puppet show of friendship.“U-uh- y’know, I like cats-..” You move onto your next plan for friendly conversation completely smoothly and totally naturally. Nice going, BL.“.. Me.. too?” She cocks her head at you. “Is that all..? Because if it is, I should-”“U-uhm, no.” You manage to get out a littler firmer. “I wanted to talk to you, about - uh, Sunday. And, what happened. And you can have some Chinese food, too, so..”Although visibly uncomfortable by the mention of what happened Sunday, Samurai takes a breath and obliges as she walks to meet you at the table. She mutters something under her breath that sounds suspiciously like, “I eat Chinese food every day,” but she quickly opens a box of noodles herself. You sit down at the table nervously. Samurai remains guarded as she drums her fingers on the table. “Hey, where’s your Construct? You gonna get him to jump me? So he can kick the shit out of me again?” She tilts her head at you. You’re unsure if it’s rhetorical or not, but you don’t answer anyway. “I-I, wanted to apologize. About, uh- what I said, and y’know, for hitting you.. With, uhm, a plunger. I- I felt really bad about it.” You rub the back of your head. This is the most social interaction you’ve had in ages.Samurai seems a bit taken aback, but shrugs. “I don’t give a shit. You beat me. Even if Phorcys’s dumb fucking robot was the main reason you won, you still nearly killed Nek.o by yourself, so, I guess we’re even..” She frowns.“B-but, I still- it wasn’t right.” You frown. “I want to- um, look- no, here-..” Moving to your shelves, you grab some of the anime figurines lining it. You return to a comfortable seat across from the delivery girl.“Look, um- we- we can be friends..! Y’know, like-” You try to mime out a conversation between the dolls, with you playing Kirito and her playing Yoko. Summers looks on in confusion. If there was a visible respect meter you could check, it was definitely going down.>>3081426>really, we should be questioning if whoever set this entire thing up is a fan of flcl and no more heroes.one more series and you've got my thought process down for this
>>3081480oh, great... uh, can we just, like, get her number or something? I'm sure we'd have better luck texting than trying to actually say anything. ask her who else is in the top ten so we can avoid them? ... ask her if she wants to come by later when she's not busy? 3rd series, huh...? all I got is, like, jojo and SSSS gridman.
>>3081480Don't cry. Making friends is hard, just fucking tell her you want to be friends, and to be patient with your autism. Stop crying, she doesn't hate you BL i promise. BL please, don't cry.I SAID STOP CRYING BL!
>>3081480Call her and her cat cool and cute.
>>3081480Ask her how she found us
>>3081520Also how to make a constructive
>>3081480>Yoko but no Kamina figure>KIRITO but no Kamina figureBL confirmed for shit figure tasteAlso ask her how the fuck all the top 10 over at UCA know we're number one when we only birthed Twink Daddy like 2 days ago....christ that is a sentence all right.
>>3081493Oh that reminds me we should get phorcy's number as well if we're going to talk to them without leaving the house some kind of neet talk feature also wonder what phorcy is doing at school
>>3081629probably sitting about 3 back, window seat, staring out said window
>>3081630Now the question is what is delta render doing at school?
>>3081654maybe it works on stand rules and only contruct users can see other constructs. or pretending to be a really cool statue somewhere. or maybe he became figma sized and is in his pocket.
>>3081503>Don't cry.>Making friends is hard, just fucking tell her you want to be friends, and to be patient with your autism.>Stop crying, she doesn't hate you BL i promise.>BL please, don't cry.>I SAID STOP CRYING BL!Wrapped up in your complete failure of social interaction, you begin to tear up. Without your son to rely on to convey your messages in a way that DOESN’T immediately make the people around you immensely uncomfortable and confused, you feel lost and overwhelmed, especially considering you’re still not totally used to actually having anyone in your apartment except you. As you begin to sniffle, Samurai frowns again.“.. What are you doing. What is that. Are you.. crying..?” She leans in close. She seems almost frustrated and concerned at the same time. “Why the hell are you crying? You just put on a weird puppet show, what the fuck are you..” Turning away to rub your eyes, the frustration smattered across her features turns to confusion. “I-I just- just wanted to be friends-.. please be patient, yo-you’re so- cool- and- and..” You snivel, keeping your head low.“Friends? Fine. Fine. Whatever. Just fucking- quit crying, okay?” She huffs, rubbing her arm in discomfort. “God. You are - yeah. You’re about what I expected from the number one Constructor.” Summers sighs. “We’re friends now. Alright? Are you happy? Please don’t cry anymore.” Samurai looks obviously even more uncomfortable around you, but some of the tension in the room from prior seems to have lightened.Your patheticness works yet again! Your complete inexperience and failure in social interaction has somehow landed you TWO FRIENDS. [1/2]
>>3081520>>3081493>>3081554>Ask her how she found us>ask her who else is in the top ten so we can avoid them?>Also how to make a constructive>Also ask her how the fuck all the top 10 over at UCA know we're number one when we only birthed Twink Daddy like 2 days ago“R-really? We’re friends?” You ask hesitantly, adjusting your glasses. “S-so, u-h, can I ask you some questions-? Like, friend questions, because- I was kind of, confused about stuff.”“Yeah, sure, shoot.” Summers mutters. She seems only half focused on the conversation and is definitely more into the episode of Steins;Gate playing behind you. It’s definitely less awkward than interacting with the walking mess in front of her. “Whatever, uh-..”“BL.” You say a little confidently. “So, Summers- um, how did you find me in the first place..? And how do I, like, make a Constructive? And, and- do you know who else is in the top 10? And how come everyone- uh, knows me, when I uhm- birthed Twink Daddy like.. a few days ago?“Heard about you from another top 10 who goes to my school. You make a Constructive by practicing. I only know three other top 10s- well, one is top 11 now I guess, and one is you. Everyone knows ‘cause the website showed that little helmeted jackass as 11 and a lot of top 10s are pretty close.” Samurai replies nonchalantly, listing the answers off cooly.“A-another top 10 who goes to your school..?” You ask hesitantly. Samurai shrugs almost noncommittally, still staring at the television. “Yeah.” She replies pretty matter-of-factly. “Only reason I know is ‘cause I tried to fight him before. He kicked my ass. He fucking blows. I’m pretty sure he’s goin’ for you next.>>3081629It probably won't come up in the quest, so Phorcys canonically sits in pretty much the exact middle of the classroom and is extremely pissed off because he wants to sit in the back left and stare out the window and imagine kaiju fights.[2/2]
>>3081699>Himohohoho Twink Daddy better prepare those yaoi handsAlso since he's a student ask>Wait, does his construct have anything to do with sports anime? Like...baseball...?Because those dodgy forums we went on did mention baseball, and I doubt the constructor is a pro baseball player.
>>3081699>Ask if there's any word on the street about how pissed the former number 1 constructor is at usThey had to murder their way up the chain, only to be booted off the throne by a rando. They might be a bit pissed
>>3081699Once we ask whatever other stupid questions we have, ask her about herself.We need to learn more about our new besty.
>>3081666My is as their mind spewed out a construct they can't just shove it back in to hide them>>3081413The seven deadly sins with hawk
>>3081699Why are there so many nearby...? Did they all just come together cause they are top ten? I would say try moving somewhere else, maybe, but Im guessing we wouldnt want to damage out figues and stuff. Hmmm.... WAIT. DO WE HAVE A VERGIL ON THAT LIST? another yaoi fangirl, or someone that prefers yuri instead? Or just someone icredibly dedicated to their waifu.
>>3081699play as Phorcy!!
>>3081699Why does everyone want to be #1 so much? Is there anything other than bragging rights to be gained?
>>3081699We should hug Summers.
>>3081699gib info on the new guy
>>3081719>>3081739>>3081788>>3081893>>3081972>>3081975>Wait, does his construct have anything to do with sports anime? Like...baseball...?“I-is, he, like.. a baseball player, or..?” You ask hesitantly, remembering your research into those shitty back alley forums.“A baseball player? Are you kidding? Kid doesn’t do anything. No part-time-job, no clubs, no nothing. He’s like if someone averaged every student in the school into some jackass so boring you’d forget his face if he slipped out of your sight for more than five minutes.” Summers scoffs.“O-oh.” You say quietly. “Alright.”>Ask if there's any word on the street about how pissed the former number 1 constructor is at us“So, uh, now that I’m number one now-” Summers seems to wince at your words, but she doesn’t comment. “What about- y’know- the, uhm- original number one? Like, the one who came before me. They’ve gotta be super mad, right..?”“Fuck if I know.” Samurai sighs. “No one even knows what number one looks like or what their Construct is like or nothin’. I mean, I do hear some rumors, though. Like, no one’s ever left their Constructive. It’s a total nightmare. No way I’m getting close to that freak. Guess you don’t have a choice, though.”[1/3]
>Why does everyone want to be #1 so much? Is there anything other than bragging rights to be gained?“Wh-why would anyone ever even WANNA be number one, anyway?” You ask, a little bit of frustration edging into your normally meek and reserved voice. “I m-mean, they’ve just been - attacking me, and Twink Daddy over and over, so-.. Is their money? Or a reward? Or anything..?”“You don’t seem to understand something very important about the top 10 Constructors.” For the first time, Summers seems to turn her attention to you directly. Her voice remains icy. “You know how much work you have to put in to get to that kind of level? The amount of shit you have to leave behind to focus on getting ‘stronger?’ The people that these kinds of ranks attract aren’t gonna be in the best places mentally. They’re missing something, and they think being “number one” at something can fill it.” She keeps her attention rapt on you. “They get a real shitty single-minded focus on this one meaningless goal. For a fucking title. To them, it starts to mean the world - the only thing they have that matters.”“Take, for example-.. Uh-..” Samurai looks at the very obvious example in front of her but holds her tongue. “Uh-- me-. I guess. I’m just- I’m not going anywhere in life. School isn’t something I really-.. Get.” She seems hesitant to tell you, but recognizing you as an even larger mess than herself certainly helps. “I’ve been retaking classes I took in my first year. It’s not that I don’t try- it’s just, I don’t- I’m just fucking stupid, I guess. It’s hard. This is my last year in highschool, and when all of my classmates cross the country to get to college and make a name for themselves and get real jobs, I’m gonna stay here and deliver Chinese food for.. the rest of my life, I guess. I know that.”She pauses. She seems to be more so telling this story to herself then you. “And I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, y’know? Nothing wrong with being a fuckin’ plumber or a construction worker or a delivery girl. Someone’s gotta do it. No shame in it. And maybe, ‘cause of me, someone doesn’t go hungry that night, or a mom gets to feed her kids, or-.. Whatever. But- I just wish that I didn’t have to be the one to do that. I wish- I wish I could’ve been a better me.” Summer drums her fingers on the table. “But with Constructs, see- there’s something I can be good at, right? Even if I’m not gonna make a name for myself in the real world, when it comes to UCA and Constructs and shit, it feels like I can be someone that’s better than me.”“Imagine that, but with nine other losers just like me, and you have an idea of the top 10.”[2/3]
>Why does everyone want to be #1 so much? Is there anything other than bragging rights to be gained?You move to hug Summers, but she immediately backs up. “.. Not right now.” She says quietly.>gib info on the new guy“C-can you tell me anything? Please? About number nine - a-anything could be helpful.” You manage.Summers takes a breath. “.. Okay. I’ll tell you what I know- but, you gotta make a promise to me first.. Alright?”[3/3]
>>3082171What's the promise?
>>3082171What's the promise, Summers?
>>3082171what's the promise?also, i think he's a harem anime conneseur. They love their generic average male protagonists.
>>3082286more likely a /qst/ connoisseur
>>3082163The constructor was supposed to be easy to draw so he's a completely blank person
>>3082286What would that construct even look like?
>>3082309Guy with a bowl cut covering their eyes? Or maybe go extreme and just have them be a gray silhouette?
>>3082309Faceless bald fatman.
>>3082180>>3082247>>3082286>What's the promise?"What's that..?" You ask."Just promise that- if you do end up beating everyone that comes down on you, don't forget what's important.. okay?" She extends a hand across the table to hold yours as if she was a doting parent - despite the fact that she's younger than you. "Also, promise that I can come with you when he comes." She quickly tags the last part on under her breath.
>>3082329ugly fat bastard
>>3082399Take her hand and agree to her promise to let her come.
>>3082399hold her hands and agree
goin to sleep for the night, thanks for the fun
>>3082440We never really got confirmation on whether or not constructs are invisible to normies
>>3082399When day is dark, always rember yaoi collection. Got it.
>>3082440Great stuff as usual.
>>3082440Blessed OP, hope you have/had sweet dreams (threadly reminder that your art is great and so is your quest)
>>3082440In school you little shit
>>3082399>What is important?
>>3082399Sure by the way what is his construct like?
>>3082417>>3082430>>3082439>>3082536>>3083747>>3083773>What is important?“B-but, uh- what’s important though?” You ask hesitantly.“Y’know. Don’t forget Constructs and the UCA and all that junk, it’s just a distraction. Don’t try to make it your life, right..? Like everyone else already has. You’re already messed up enough as is.” Summers suggests. “But yeah. Just promise and I’ll tell you what I know. And I have to come along too.”You nod eagerly, taking her hand in yours. “Okay!” You spill out quickly, more than just a hint of excitement in your voice at the prospect of a brand new friend that’s not a small, extremely foul-mouthed child. Summers’ face flushes and she quickly retracts her own hand. “U-uh-.. okay, well..” Samurai considers what she remembers, still staring at the hand you grabbed in slight surprise. “His name is Richard. Just Richard. He’s that normal. He looks like-.. uh..” She frowns, tapping at her chin. “I don’t actually know how to describe it. You’ll know it’s him when you see him, though.”“His Construct is one of the weirder ones. Somehow, he manifested two of them. That’s how he beat my ass so bad back when I first tried to fight him.” Samurai doesn’t seem to enjoy bringing up the loss. “They were girls. Looked like delinquents. One had a hat, the other had a mask and glasses. I don’t remember much, it was quick. The glasses girl definitely had a knife and cut Nek.o up pretty bad.”“And as for his Constructive, it’s just like my highschool. ‘Cept it’s filled with strippers. That’s about the only difference, I guess.” She fails to elaborate more on that idea. “And that’s about it. He should be getting out of school soon. Nek.o’s in my vespa outside, so-..”Your conversation is sharply interrupted by the buzzing of your doorbell. Samurai almost immediately shoots up, already on guard. “..Or, maybe he came earlier.”>>3083658>>3082580thanks! i'll try to keep it up.
>>3083891Check the peephole, it may just be TD with laundry.
>>3083891So this guy is obsessed with gals and delinquent girls? Hopefully it's not also yuri.>Check the peephole, but also the clock. How long has TD been gone and is he due back soon?
>>3083891>>3083911Seconding this>2 girlsYeah it's totally either gonna be Yuri or h games
>>3083891These >>3083900 >>3083911
>>3083900>>3083911>Check the peephole, but also the clock. How long has TD been gone and is he due back soon?You check the clock. Looks like TD's been gone for at least- an hour and a half to two hours, maybe? You figure that's probably about right. He definitely can't drive considering he's like, five days old.You approach the door hesitantly, peering through and hoping to not see anything completely normal on the other side - and luckily enough, you catch sight of your son on the other side!
>>3083953Let him in
>>3083953IT'S OUR SON! .... waaaait, we gotta make sure, could be a siguise or something. ask him something only he would know. what was the last weapon he used? Then when he checks out, pull him in and hug our daddy.
>>3083953Damn does he look so dreamy. Yeah he's safe.
>>3083953Ask him trivia questions about BL or smt.Then the good ol hug
>>3083953Hold the fuck up where's his ever present Bashir sparkle???? Is this truely our boy???? jk jk no one else around is that gorgeous, let him in
>>3083970Obviously the peephole cannot convey the full splendor of our boy.
>>3083970>Bashir sparkleWell I dunno what the hell this is supposed to be, TD only possesses the most fabulous BISHIE sparkles around
>>3083956>>3083961>>3083970>Let him inDespite the fact that it MAY be some sort of 'sguise, the pure joy you feel at seeing your son again allows you to quickly discard that possibility. Flinging open the door, your son manages to just barely get out a "Hi!-" before you embrace him.Pulling back after hugging him probably a little too long, he sets the laundry basket on the ground. “Hey, so- I found this thing hanging around outside, mom. You think it’s lost..?” Showing off one of his massive, scary floating hands, he reveals a cat dangling from his fingers and looking blissfully confused. “Hey, what the h-..” Samurai begins to speak up against the manhandling of her precious kitten, but her words quickly catch in her throat as she realizes who she’s talking too. The AWKWARDNESS in the room seems to rise as upon catching sight of her, Twink Daddy quickly positions himself in front of you. “Samurai..!” He begins, placing a defensive floating hand in front of you.
>>3084038Cool so we're tag teaming with samurai to fight Richard
>>3084038Hug the cat.
>>3084038tiny cat is cute. HUG IT! oh, and call off twink daddy. she's our friend now. Anime rules dictate we're now friends for the rest of the series, unless she's secretly working for the bad guy, then she'll betray us before realizing we were right all along and joining our side again.
>>3084038>H-hey, it's cool, we kinda made up
>>3084038>Hug the catThen >>3084095
>>3084038hug TD, hug Nek.o, and then motion Sam to come in for a group hug.
>>3084038>H-hey, it's cool, we kinda made upGet this out of the way ASAP. Don't wanna ruin our new friendship in .5 seconds.
>>3084146wow dudegay af
>>3084073>>3084080>>3084103>Hug the cat.Being the complete social mess you are, you figure that the only way to express your affection for something is to hug it as per usual. Taking the cat from Twink Daddy's fingers, you squish the kitten against your cheek as you hug it.>H-hey, it's cool, we kinda made upTurning to look at the now DEFENSIVELY STANCED Twink Daddy, you decide to speak up. "H-hey, it's cool, we kinda made up." Turning to catch sight of you hugging the cat, TD seems to understand the message - after all, you keep your hugs reserved to COOL PEOPLE only.Twink Daddy hesitantly relaxes. "U-uh, then - if BL trusts you, then I trust you!" He exclaims, nervously extending a massive hand. Summers looks down at it and maintains a blank expression as she slowly shakes it.>You are now (probably) ready to fight Richard?
>>3084200only if he comes to fight, dont go looking for one
>>3084200WAITWAITHow do we practice making a Constructive? We tried before and I don't think anything happened.
>>3084210From what summers said it looks like he's already coming
>>3084223On constructives wouldn't construction sites sound better or is it too bland
>>3084242Our options are boys only school or steamy sex dungeon.
>>3084248it could also just be some kind of infinite space of that one background that those yaoi artists use. the one with the multi colored bubbles and flowers and whatnot.
>>3084200Yup totally ready>>3084248>Steamy sex dungeonIt better be based off Kanji's dungeon from P4
Just stumbled across this. Somebody care to explain who this qt is?
>>3084370The one with glasses or the the tanned one
>>3084259I like this suggestion it combines the emptiness in her life with her BL suggestion
>>3084210>>3084223>>3084228>>3084334>only if he comes to fight, dont go looking for one"I’ll, u-uh- wait. Y’know. For Richard to come fight. I guess you can wait, too..?” You nod to Samurai, who seems to be moving to leave. “And a-are you sure you can spend this long away from work?..” “It’s fine. My boss is cool. ” Summers responds, tapping her cat on the head. Nek.o perks up and with a mew, he begins to trot after Samurai as she begins to walk past you, Twink Daddy stepping aside as she heads toward the door. “I’ll just wait outside for him and we can set the whole thing up. ”“U-uh, wait! Before you leave, you can you- uh, tell me how to make a Constructive?” You reach out, touching her arm, which she quickly pulls away from you.“Just read more Yaoi or somethin’, you’ll get it.” Sam quickly spouts off, trying to leave your apartment even faster. You watch as she leaves to open your apartment door - Samurai cracks it open for a second, peers through, and quickly shuts it. You catch a brief glimpse of lockers and the faint sound of Lo-fi seems to be emanating from behind the now shut door.She peers over her shoulder, a solemn expression crossing her features as she glances to you. “I think he’s here.”>>3084242i'm a dumbass i can't believe i didn't think of this before this is way better>>3084370?
>>3084512>Grab REPLICA SCISSORBLADE for Twink Daddy and TRUSTY PLUNGER for yourself.Gotta go in prepared after all
>>3084512so, uh... is he here looking for a fight...? cause I'm sure we'd rather go take the advice of binge watching yaoi. but, if he's already set up his constructive... well, better be prepared? assemble our usually crappy goto doctor doom outfit against this richard.
>>3084512How could you not think if construction site?! It fits everything and is easier to say than constructives which is an adjectiveQm you are brilliant but your also pretty stupid
>>3084473uhh glasses. Is this an OC?
>>3084590Everything is oc use the link at the top of the thread to get a better idea of everything
>>3084512>Equip yourself and Twink Daddy with the PLUNGER BLUDGEON and SCISSORBLADE, respectively.
>>3084512Guess we'd better go say hi. If he has the good manners to not come in and drug us, or blow holes in our apartment.Can we please stop taking the plunger out to fight though?
>>3084665The TRUSTY PLUDGEON has proven to be invaluable though.
>>3084520>>3084539>>3084607>Grab REPLICA SCISSORBLADE for Twink Daddy and TRUSTY PLUNGER for yourself."H-hey, why didn't he- like, y'know- why didn't he try to talk to me? Or like, come in first..?" You ask Summers, who is looking at the plunger in your hands nervously and trying to maintain a safe distance from you. "Richard is an asshole." Samurai responds flatly. "Even when he's on the offensive, he tries to play defensively. He sets his Constructive up less like a quick area like I do and more like- a base, I guess? You have to get through it to fight him." She gently opens the door. You get a glimpse of moving figures, lockers, and asses. “But you have an advantage. When he first told me that he heard about where number one lived, he said he just had an address. I don’t think he even knows what you look like, much less if you’re a girl or not. You might be able to use that.”“You ready to go through..?”
>>3084672It self inflicts emotional damage. We don't have a lot of emotional health.
>>3084680We should probably stash what's left of the GREASY CHINESE TAKEOUT in the fridge before we go, we don't know how long this might take.
>>3084680A lot of strippers in there. Do we have any good stripper clothes? Maybe we could pretend to be one so we can get the drop on him.
>>3084680>>3084704No, take the Chinese with us. new weapon
>>3084705Or better yet as one of his constructs especially the one with glasses
>>3084682It has that effect on everyone.The Plunger is just intimidating.
>>3084680We can just go out the window to get away from him not very smart
>>3084680We might as well switch to our panties + kneesocks combo if we're gonna pretend to be a stripper for this inflitrationBut anyway, let's sally forth into this dubious den of heterosexuality>>3084682>Not wanting to bring TRUSTY PLUNGER to a fightBut it's literally our signature weapon at this point. Also BL nearly beat a girl to death with it last thread she knows how to use it to good effect.
>>3084761yeah, we should probably dress sexy, given what we know.
>>3084704>We should probably stash what's left of the GREASY CHINESE TAKEOUT in the fridge before we go, we don't know how long this might take.Stashing the GREASY CHINESE TAKEOUT in your mini fridge with the rest of the junk in there, you slowly step through the door with Twink Daddy, keeping your guard and your TRUSTY PLUNGER up. Samurai follows along after you.As you step through the door, you find yourself entering your old high school. You graduated from here three years ago. However, your once CRAPPY OLD HIGHSCHOOL has been seemingly transformed into a DUBIOUS DEN OF HETEROSEXUALITY. The lockers directly in front of the doors designed for holding shoes have been seemingly transformed into some sort of open locker room, with girls changing directly in front of the entrance. A massive desk wall blocks the Western hall, preventing you from moving any further in that direction and leaving you only a classroom and some sort of back room to look though. The papers and cork boards once advertising school clubs and dances have been replaced with raunchy images and smut. Two extremely rotund and large men seem to be keeping an eye on the hall, one blocking the back room and the other running the school department store.“Let’s keep a low profile.” Summers whispers to you, looking over the transformed school in front of her with a mix of disgust and uncomfortableness. Twink Daddy looks uncomfortable but in a different sense. “..I think that as long as we don’t try to engage in combat, he won’t know that we’re here yet.”Hope you enjoy this Constructive. I've definitely put the most work into drawing this one out of all the ones so far.
>>3084778Browse the wares at the store, and hit up the storekeep for info.>>3084705>>3084767pic related
>>3084778good colours, check out the STORE
>>3084778U TURN. seems dress code here means we'll get caught IMMEDIATELY. unless there's something in those lockers...?any way to hide twink daddy...? seems only fat ugly bastards are in vogue. think a suit will work as a disguise? if we stuff the suit full of clothes or something?
>>3084778>two BALD FATMENOh no>>3084792When I see that manga all I can think of is BUY MY GAME now.
>>3084778>Duck back into our apartment to change into our oppai Tshirt and kneesocks combo from the previous threadsIt's unironically the best disguise we can have right now.Then see if between us and Summers we can muster up enough FEMININE CHARM to get past that bouncer and into that cordoned off area.
>>3084778I wanna say all the deep pink really accentuates the lewd atmosphere. Also I like how Summer's skin is blue now, and all the other ways Constructives mess with color.
>>3084778The pink only accentuates the lewd atmosphere. It's great. >>3084794>Hide Twink DaddyJust snag a pair of sunglasses from the BALD FATMEN (oh no!) to put on him. If they worked for Superman they can work for us.
>>3084778>Go to the shop and inquire about entry... I'm sure those poster have something to Richard's construct, but for the life of me I can only make out Ouran Highschool Host Club.>SpoilerIt's great, man. Nice color combinations.
>>3084799Relax their bouncers>>3084778So this is a stealth based encounter
People voting to change into stripper clothes seem to have forgotten that we're a FAT NERD and will never fit in. Just act like some normie who wandered in. Maybe a Constructor in the bottom hundred ranks, since he doesn't know our appearance.
>>3084833I thought maybe that'd work too, but I'm not sure...
>>3084849Have you seen the closeups of us? We may be a fat nerd, but we seem to pull it off pretty well, and we stand out quite a bit here with all our clothes on. And he connected his constructive to our room, what are the chances that some other constructor would stumble in?>>3084833I'm not sure I want to fight those guys, but you might be right about sunglasses helping us. Maybe we have some sunglasses in our room? If we don't, maybe we could just substitute some Kamina shades.
>>3084849>Stripper clothes...its literally the outfit we fought Summers and Blitz in. And yeah BL has a chinese food gut but she also has pretty decent tits (shown in the few pics of her when op stopped memeing and activated SERIOUS ARTIST MODE).Honestly they might be enough to stop this TEENAGE HORNDOG in his tracks for a few seconds, which is enough time for Twink Daddy's yaranaika with his yaoi hands.Also Richard is literally camping own at the own address of the #1. He's gonna put two and two together pretty fast if he sees a random normie wondering about. It's all about getting him offguard
>>3084871*Camping OUT at the KNOW address of the #1, jesus.>>3084862Watch how the only sunglasses BL has in her place are Kamina shades.
>>3084871>>3084862Summers is here too, so clearly he didn't just get the #1. Plus we're not even talking to him yet, there's a good chance his Constructive filler minions aren't smart enough to deduce that we're out of place.
>>3084794>>3084812>U TURN. seems dress code here means we'll get caught IMMEDIATELY.You almost immediately attempt to turn around, pulling on the doors. They don’t give. “..Those doors are going to stay locked. You know that, right..? Have you not tried that before?” Summers turns to you, raising a brow. “They stay locked until one of us gets our shit pushed in.”“Uh, well-..” You consider it. “Phorcy ran out before I could try his and I blacked out, and for yours, I kind of just left, so-”Summers scoffs. “It’s bad manners to leave your own Constructive first if you lose. A Constructive only really exists if it’s Constructor is existing in it, so if anyone is still in a Constructive when the owner leaves, then they get hard booted out. Blitzrapier is a dumbass.”>>3084793>>3084812>good colours, check out the STOREYou decide to check out the STORE. As you approach, Samurai leans over to whisper to you. “This place is metaphysical. It exists, but it doesn’t, but it does. A big cognitive coagulate of a bunch of different things. It’s hard to explain, but you’ll get it eventually. Just go with it.”The bouncer attending it is tall and stoic, his face a mask. He doesn’t seem to be care too much about your presence in here, but he shoots Summers a look when he catches sight of her. “Samurai. Good to see y’again. You lookin’ to fight Rich?” He asks gruffly, hunched over the counter. The guy’s jowls noticeably shake with his words. “Not today. My friend had some questions. She wanted to see about getting to see Rich and the girls..?” Summers offers, stepping aside to show you. The bouncer tilts his head.“Richard’s in Class 6-g right now.” He nods to Twink Daddy. “You wanna see him, you’re gonna have to walk through those doors. I think he’s waiting for someone, though - some really strong guy..? Don’t know all the details, but he’s really on guard, so try to keep cool if he asks you ‘bout anything.”“.. I-is there, uh- any other way to get, um- into Class 6-g to see Rich..?” You ask nervously, your voice hesitant on the last note.Bouncer shrugs. “Backroom’s bout the only other entrance, but only the working girls are allowed through.”
>>3084879Obviously they haven't deduced it, but the problem is that he WILL. We're trying to sneak up on him, and if we're the only not showing some skin, he'll know we're not part of the constructive.He's also fought Summers before, and he apparently kicked her ass pretty easily. I doubt he'll think she managed to get to number one so easily. Not to mention if she was number one, Blitz would not have been kicked out of the top ten.>>3084892Well, looks like we can't go out. Maybe we should just strip to our underwear instead. Or we could check the lockers? Surely there is underwear in there.
>>3084892... seems we'll have to pretend to be a working girl...? hopefully we don't max out our delicate embarrassment meter.
>>3084903yeah, check the lockers
>>3084892thank you mr bouncer. I'll be on my way, i guess?
>>3084892Try talking to the guard>>3084903He's gonna figure it out no matter what we wear. Not only do we look off, but it's his Constructive and his minions. The store guy didn't recognize us so there's no need to go stripper mode. Just try walking through the back if we go that route.
>>3084944nah, we just need to get inside wearing that. Not like we'll keep wearing it after. ... right?
>>3084892>>3084903Okay check the lockers, maybe there's something we can use. Or something slightly more useful than endless chinese condiments.>>3084944>Richard is expecting some buff guy>Not wanting to blow his expectations into a billion pieces by surprising him with BL (bombshell (?) ver)Also when the hell are we gonna call this guy dick already
>>3084953I think the fact we're frumpy and not a 11/10 sex icon would be more out of place than whatever we dress up as.
>>3084892>Get summers to ask the bouncers if anyone has a spare pair of sunglasses to lend to the new guy (Twink Daddy), who forgot his ownHe's a real spacy guy, that TD. Its almost like there's only room in his head for the purest form of love around. And seconding all the calls to raid the lockers for something to make BL pass as a working girl. SURE we can go through the front door but that is also SUPER BORING
>>3084989>Not an 11/10 sex iconBut that's what makes it funnier anonAlso whose to say BL won't eventually gain access to Twink Daddy's ALLURING BL AURA (or at least his bishe sparkles like pic related) to up her appeal. She did birth the boy after all, who's to say the sparkles aren't genetic!
>>3084907>>3084913>>3084972>>3084995>Get summers to ask the bouncers if anyone has a spare pair of sunglasses to lend to the new guy (Twink Daddy), who forgot his own“Hey, guy, got another pair of sunglasses for my bud? He started workin’ here a few days ago. He’s kind of a spacy guy.” She leans over the counter, pointing a thumb over her shoulder at Twink Daddy. The bouncer examines TD for a moment: noting the massive, floating meaty hands, the sparkle hanging constantly by chiseled features, the tightness of his jacket. He nods. “Yeah, sure man. Don’t forget ‘em next time though. Rich will throw a shit fit.”The man reaches under the counter and pulls a spare, tossing it to Twink Daddy who pretty easily snags the pair in his hands and sets them on his features. Turning to you, a big goofy smile is smattered across his features. “Hey, BL, I look cool?” He whispers. You nod back eagerly.>... seems we'll have to pretend to be a working girl...? hopefully we don't max out our delicate embarrassment meter.Moving over to the lockers, a VERY embarrassing plan begins to form in your head. A girl steps aside as you try for several lockers, finding many of them locked - but you manage to find the jackpot after a few moments. You stand up with your prize - two pairs of underwear raided from some unlocked lockes. Summers stares blankly at the pair before realization and disgust begins to dawn on her features. “.. Are you serious..?”
>>3085040SHIT, HE NEEDS TO KEEP THOSE ON 24/7. They look super good on him.initiate virtuous mission. It'll be on site procurement from here.
>>3085040>Red Bra>Blue Panties
>>3085040>Its okay Summers, this is my fight. Let's not be a complete dick here.BUT ANYWAY>Go with the red pair....Will they make us three times faster....?BL can wear can wear the unzipped hoodie over the unwear I guess, if anyone asks she's technically not working RIGHT NOW
>>3085040no. Too much. Summers would have to dress up too, and we just made this friend
>>3085040>Summers has pink eyesyesAlso guys cmon, BL would be way too self conscious to go through with this. Try taking the clothes into the backroom and saying you'll get changed there.
>>3085067Rich has already seen samurai there's no point in dressing her up if we don't have anything for the face
>>3085040>>3085066>Go with the Crimson pairIt's time for Hikikomori Quest: BL's Counterattack. If anyone asks TD's alias is Cinco VageenaAlso Yeah don't force summers into our scheme if she wants out
>>3085080wouldn't the strange, not sexy girl with Samurai be someone of suspect in his hotties strip joint?
>>3085040We wear blue top and red bottom, while Summer wears the red top and blue bottom.
>>3085040before we decide to put on stripper gear and walk right into the class check with th other bouncer about where those doors lead. >>3085080this
>>3085088I was talking about disguising samurai, but you just made me think of a plan we go through the backroom while samurai goes through the classroom she distracts rich while we get the drop in him
we should try and get into the back room.
>>3085040>Tell Summer to wait out here until you hear us attack>Go with the red pairHe'd definitely recognize Summer, it's best to not even try.
>>3085040>>3085125>Pincer attackThis is fucking great. Summers goes in through the front (let's her avoid wearing the undies) to distract Rich by shitalking while the Crimson BL Comet and Cinco sneak in through the back room to launch a sneak attack.>>3085130No one is getting into the back room unless they look the part.
>>3085145have summers say #1 already left through the window
>>3085159could just say she was never here in the first place. She went out for groceries or something. He could believe it.
>>3085052>>3085066>>3085083>>3085094>>3085138>Go with the Crimson pair>Its okay Summers, this is my fight.Taking a breath, you take up the red pair. You turn to Summers. “W-well, uh- Richard has already seen your face, s-so.. you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.”Summers almost immediately nods in response. “.. Yeah, have fun with that.” She says, leaning against the wall and folding her arms. She turns away from you as you begin to change, exchanging your current outfit with the crimson bra and panties. Her face is flushed. “Listen. I can go in the front and keep him distracted. You can loop around through the backroom and then into the classroom to get the jump on him, right?”Moving to the bouncer guarding the back door, you do your best to look “sexy:” putting your hands in front of your face and doing some sort of claw motion. The bouncer looks confused, but grunts before stepping aside and unhooking the guard to motion you into the room. Summers seems embarrassed by this whole situation.Twink Daddy attempts to follow you in, but the guard immediately positions himself in front of “Cinco Vageena.” He notes his sunglasses and seems appropriately satisfied in Cinco’s legitimacy, but he shakes his head. “Sorry, bud. No guards needed. Dandy’s keeping an eye out on the room right now, so we’re all clear.” He states gruffly. You look back at your son nervously. >Order Twink Daddy to follow after Summers into the main classroom to possibly get caught by Richard.>Have him stay out in the main hall to jump in when the fight starts.
>>3085167>Have him stay out in the main hall to jump in when the fight startsAlso hot damn QM. Do you take commissions?
>>3085167We all appreciate the artistic liberties taken to ensure BL doesn't look as gross as she actually is.>Have him stay out in the main hall to jump in when the fight starts. Also ask who Dandy is, just another bouncer or a more important figure, like one of the two fighter girls.
>>3085167can we BS a guard shift? if not, guess he could stay in the hall.
>>3085167>>Have him stay out in the main hall to jump in when the fight starts.
>>3085184Probably try to bs a guard shift first then have him wait outside>>3085167man would've loved to see samurai in a bikini but probably not a good time for it
>>3085167>Have him stay out in the main hall to jump in when the fight starts.Also inform Twink Da- I MEAN CINCO that his opening line to Richard must be>I came here to laugh at you
>>3085167>>Have him stay out in the main hall to jump in when the fight starts.>>3085176QM doesn't seem to have any art account (considering previous thread's comments), which is a shame, QM's art is just great.
>>3085176>>3085181>>3085191>>3085217>>3085184>can we BS a guard shift? if not, guess he could stay in the hall.>Have him stay out in the main hall to jump in when the fight starts.“U-uh- isn’t it- uhm- Cinco’s shift..?” You ask in an attempt to feign a guard shift, looking up at the bulky bouncer nervously. He chuckles at the suggestion, placing a hand on your shoulder. You feel further embarrassed.“Don’t worry about it. I know number one’s comin’, but Dandy should be able to protect all of you, right?” He grunts. You turn back to Twink Daddy. “U-uh- guess- he’ll uh-.. just stay in the main hall, right?” The guard nods as you ease into the back room, waving goodbye to Summers and TD before you’re alone again.As you enter, you find the room is pretty quiet compared to the outside; the hum of the fluorescent light, the Lo-fi playing from the intercom outside, the occasional cough from one of the few girls hanging around the small room. Desks face mirrors hung from the wall and a desk at the far end of the room seems to serve as more of a stepping stool for reaching a door atop it. As you step through, a girl approaches you with a clipboard held in both hands. A set of thin, circular glasses and a face mask with an X across it cover her features and she’s in full delinquent garb. She looks nervous. “O-oh! Uh-, hello!” She says warmly but nervously. It’s like looking in a mirror. “Um-.. are you new here..? I don’t think I’ve seen you around yet!”She extends a hand nervously, bowing her head. “My name is Dandy. It’s- uhm.. nice to meet you.” She says shyly, readjusting her face mask. “Can I get a name so I can write it down..?”Is this what it feels like to talk to you? Gross.
Wait there's no point in having td wait outside if we're trying to do a sneak attack from the back
gettin off for the night, see you tomorrow. thanks for the fun
>>3085436Well I guess we can attack ourselves using the plunger
>>3085437Thanks for running! >All these gundam memesWhat a chapter for Blitz to miss
>>3085436I thought the point was hed go with our buddy through the front?
>>3085434>My name is Blitzrapier Phorcys>I'm new here, how do things work?
>>3085437Goddamn it OP, I love you.Sweet dreams.
>>3085436Dandy is one of Richard's constructs, if BL can take her out here (somehow??) then Cinco only needs to fight the other one. >>3085467Oh my God we absolutely need to do this. Phorcys will be in this thread IN SPIRI>>3085436Dandy is one of Richard's constructs, if BL can take her out here (somehow??) then Cinco only needs to fight the other one. >>3085467Oh my God we absolutely need to do this. But maybe they'll know who they #11 constructor is...? In which case>My name is BL-rapier Phorcys. Paper thin aliases everywhere!
>>3085485Hahaha clearly this is a sign that I need to fucking sleep. This was a great session OP, see you tomorrow!
>>3085485I don't think rich cares about a middle schooler
>>3085434Why does this girl look so much like us? Does this guy know about us? Either way though, this could be useful, if we beat her we've got a solid disguise so that we can get close to our opponent.We'll call our self Boy Lover or something. They might think something is off if we use Blitz name. Tell her that we REALLY love her get up, and that she looks great in it. This may sound weird, but maybe she could let us try it on? I mean, we could never pull it off as well as her, we don't quite have the body, but maybe we could just kind of try? Please?
>>3085437Thank you for running! Do you have any social media where you post more art?
>>3083953Should have asked if anyone saw him>>3084512Are we changing constructive to construction site
>>3085434Introduce yourself as Saki, and cross your fingers that he doesn't realize that we just lifted that from Emergence.>>3085437sleep tight OP
>>3085467>>3085485>>3085584>Introduce yourself as Saki, and cross your fingers that he doesn't realize that we just lifted that from Emergence.>I'm new here, how do things work?“My name is- umh, uh- Saki.. Saki.. Phorcys..?” You say slowly hesitantly, your eyes darting around the room nervously. Dandy leans in and squints as if to examine you. You can feel yourself tensing up. You catch a sight of something glinting hanging loosely from her skirt pocket.“Oh! Phorcys!” She perks up, her expression of scrutiny turning to eager recognition. “You must be related to Blitzrapier, then. Um, I’ve met him before, actually. He’s very sweet.” She continues, writing the name “Saki Phorcys” down onto her clipboard. You are unsure if she actually think he’s sweet or she’s just being polite.“So, uh- Dandy..” You begin, rubbing at your bare elbow nervously. “I-I’m new here, so- uh, how do things work..?”“O-oh, well..” She begins to think, her voice pretty quiet. It’s kind of a stuttering mess with the both of you talking. One of the girls nearby chuckles at the sound of it. “Uh, usually, the girls kind of take shifts walking out to entertain Rich-kun. They go out on the walkway or entertain any guests he brings into his Constructive. We’re kind of light on guests today, but if you’d like to head out on the walkway, I’m sure Rich-kun wouldn’t mind.” She smiles under her mask.>Tell her that we REALLY love her get up, and that she looks great in it. This may sound weird, but maybe she could let us try it on? I mean, we could never pull it off as well as her, we don't quite have the body, but maybe we could just kind of try? Please?“U-uh- maybe, it’s kind of weird, uh, but- do you think I could- try your outfit on? I-I mean, you look really great in it, and, uh- maybe, I could just.. try it- please..?” You stutter.She tilts her head, her eyes squinted and her cheeks reddening. “.. S-sorry, what..?” >Drop the topic and head out into the classroom before she gets any ideas.>Push further and attempt to finagle yourself into that outfit. [Roll 1d100] [Hard]>>3085591Sorry! Don't really post my art anywhere except for around here. Also, sorry if updates are kind of slow over weekdays. They might be especially slow now since my pen nib has started to wear out and I'm unsure when the replacements are coming.
>>3087242 You really should post on twitter or something, your stuffs great.
>>3087242>Drop the topic and head out into the classroom before she gets any ideas.Better to be a no faced stripper then a horny guy's girlfriend
>>3087242>Drop the topic and head out into the classroom before she gets any ideas.Yeah if BL fucks this up this whole stealth mission is for naught.Also>What's hanging onto her pocket?
>>3087242>>Drop the topic and head out into the classroom before she gets any ideas.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>3087242>>Push further and attempt to finagle yourself into that outfit. [Roll 1d100] [Hard]worst case she says no
>>3087242>Push further and attempt to finagle yourself into that outfit. [Roll 1d100] [Hard]
>>3087242>Drop the topic and head out into the classroom before she gets any ideas>people believing in BL's social skillsYou guys have more faith in her than I ever will>>3087301You forgot your roll anon
>>3087313Can't seen to get the roll to work
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3087323Was putting roll down instead of dice
>>3087266>>3087268>>3087275>>3087313>Drop the topic and head out into the classroom before she gets any ideas.“O-oh, uh- n-nothing. Sorry. Sorry.” You immediately spew out in a quiet voice, your face going pink as you turn your attention away from Dandy and move toward the desk at the far end, ready to climb through the door and make your grand debut on stage.“Oh- well, then, uh- good luck!” She smiles and waves you goodbye with a quiet voice. “You’re braver than most. They’re kind of scared, with the number one coming soon and all.” As you exit, you turn over your shoulder to get a last glimpse of Dandy, who has returned to fussily checking at her clipboard again. You manage to get a glimpse of a razor hanging from her skirt pocket.As you enter classroom 6-g, you find yourself stepping on several desks loosely tied together by wires into a platform. The desk tops are oddly sticky. The desks and chairs have been arranged in such a way that this place seems way too sleazy for a classroom, and the chalkboard has “Girls Night” scribbled on it in chalk. A single pole sticks out from the center of several desks clumped together with a bright light shining onto it. You manage to catch sight of the few other people waiting in the room: Samurai Summers and Nek.o, a smiley blonde teenager in a cap, and someone who looks - completely normal. Indescribably normal. So utterly average that text could not describe just how forgettable his hair looks, the smell of his jacket, the way his voice lilts: just, almost unnaturally ordinary. He seems to be a little upset with Summers.“-eft a site up, dumbass. In the locker rooms.” Summers rolls her eyes, leaning her weight against a desk. She catches sight of you but quickly returns her attention to Richard. “Maybe be a little more careful next time if you’re gonna challenge number one?”“No way I left a site up! I was careful..!’ Richard paces the length of the classroom incessantly, his hands clutched behind his back. If he noticed you hanging by the desk platform, he doesn’t seem to particularly care. “There’s only ONE, Summers, and it’s outside that apartment. And unless you decided to hanky-panky-fuck the number one, then why the hell were you in his house?”Summers scowls as she approaches Richard. “What the h-” Her protest is cut off as the hatted girl giggles. “Rich-kun, this cat is soooo cute!” She gasps, pinching a chubby cheek. “We should get one!”
>>3087383>See if the door you came through locks - if it does, lock it.This will delay razorgirl from the fight for a bit.But don't waste TOO much time with the door, the most important thing here is>Sneak to the classroom entrance and single for Cinco to come in swingingBoth Construct number 2 and [REDACTED] are distracted right now, and dressed as we are we're essentially background scenery for the moment. This is the best time for a sneak attack.
>>3087383>the pole is calling you... Strip-tease.
>>3087383Try not to draw Rich's attention to see if we can eavesdrop a little more.
>>3087383>>3087399>Try to lock the doorBut instead of BL trying to rely on her probably shitty sneaking skills>Gesture to Summer to call Cinco in>While she does that grab Richard's and maybe other girls attention by pretending that you're gonna performMight distract them for longer
>>3087383Eavesdrop while pretending to dance also gesture to samurai to have her get more information out of him
>>3087383>See if the door you came through locks - if it does, lock it.>Sneak to the classroom entrance and signal for Cinco to come in swinging>In the confusion, grab a chair for defense. It's not our trusty plunger, but it'll do for now.
>>3087445>>See if the door you came through locks - if it does, lock it.this
>>3087383I see Richard is actually using this place as a strip club set up in the locker rooms of the school guesses for his construct a swarm stand like construct or the weird ordinaryness around himself that controls women, more confident in the former
>>3087547His constructs are the two delinqent girls, Summer told us this in >>3083891
>>3087573Well summers isn't exactly the smartest person but I did think of the delinquent girls as like a swarm stand
>>3087582>summers isn't exactly the smartest person??? She was LITERALLY telling us about what happened when she herself fought the guy and got her ass kicked. It's not like she's guessing here
>>3087588It's just that they look very human to me besides they just attacked her we can't just judge of they're construct based on that for all we know it might just be delinquents rich keeps as bodyguards being payed through the strip club but it might be they look human because the power is split between them or just personal taste and I'm just thinking about this too much
>>3087242please make a twitter account or something, people would gladly pay you for your work, myself included.
>>3087624I don't know i don't want the qm to become someone i have to pay to see his work also I'd rather watch work on his own ideas
>>3087710i meant to pay them to do stuff for me, not to pay them to do whatever they want.
>>3087399>>3087415>>3087419>>3087422>>3087425>>3087524>See if the door you came through locks - if it does, lock it.>Gesture to Summer to call Cinco in>While she does that grab Richard's and maybe other girls attention by pretending that you're gonna performTurning around, you find that you actually can lock the door! That was a good idea. It should help things out a little when the battle ensues. Approaching the pole, you feel like a COLORFUL HARLOT, but it is an unfortunate truth that the anonymous voices in your head seem to have demanded from you. Fortunately, Richard seems to hardly question you - shooting a glance in your direction before returning to his heated conversation with Summers.“Summers, get out.” He hisses, slamming his fist onto the table in front of her. “If number one comes, I don’t want you screwing it up and trying to take the kill for yourself or tryin’ to slam his salami again, because obviously I know that I only set my site up at that door so you must’ve been-”“‘Slam his salami?’ What the fuck are you-” Summers pauses, her head slowly turning in your direction. “Hey- what’s your stripper doing..?” Richard pauses, returning his gaze to you. “..?”Initially attempting to SEXILY STRIP TEASE, you have forgone this idea and instead turned to what may instead attract Richard’s attention by poorly recreating the Hare Hare Yukai dance from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. “Is that.. Is that fucking Hare Hare Yukai..?” He squints. The capped girl gasps, bouncing up in excitement. “Rich-kun! Look! She’s actually doing it..!” She points repeatedly, having gotten much closer to the desk stand and jumping up and down.Summers seems to get the idea. Backing away from the conversation, she moves to open the door. You watch as Cinco Vageena enters the arena quietly.oops shit sorry if the art quality has gone down for the posts today, pen nib wearing away is a bigger problem than i thought it would be
Uuuuuh...Maybe I should start paying attention to this quest.
>>3087856Attempt to not melt down entirely under the gaze of everybody.
>>3087856Start doing various JoJo poses, starting with recreating Bloodly Stream
>>3087856I suggest we take down the capped girl with a long range then have samurai release nek.o buster
>>3087856Try to keep his attention to provide cover for TD.
>>3087856>Keep Rich's attention on you, possibly using Jojo poses as per >>3087906>Try to gesture at Cinco to attack as inconspicuously as possible.There's probably a line of embarrassment we've crossed here, so why not go all out?>SpoilerDidn't even notice OP, still looks pretty great.
>>3087856art is good
>>3087856>>3087972Support>Do Jojo poses to mask your command for Cinco to attackToo bad there's no ANCIENT EGYPTIAN DUBSTEP to be found in this joint.Also Cinco should probably try to>Take out the girl firstTo avoid a 2 v 1 situation when razor girl finally makes it into the classroom.
>>3087856>Have Cinco grab Richard with both hands so he absorbs his power and turns into an army of male strippers.
>>3087856Make sure not to get any anxiety induced flashbacks to embarrassing moments in highschool or anything.
>>3087890>>3087906>>3087947>>3087972>>3088505>>3088631>Keep Rich's attention on you, possibly using Jojo poses as per >>3087906>Try to gesture at Cinco to attack as inconspicuously as possible.>Have Cinco grab Richard with both hands so he absorbs his power and turns into an army of male strippers.Watching as Cinco Vageena lumbers into the room, ducking as always to pass the ever tricky doorframes, you decide to switch tactics - maneuvering from a poorly done Hare Hare Yukai imitation to placing your hand in front of your face with immense flamboyance. Cinco seems to get the message, his twin floating hands creeping up on Richard with his fingers extended. Unfortunately, the POORLY VERSED IN OTHER GENRES Richard becomes confused by your movements - seemingly incapable of fully comprehending most other things besides harems - and glances over his shoulder.“Samurai, what th..” His words seem to die in his mouth as he catches sight of the twin floating hands in front of him, Samurai and Nek.o already in a fighting stance closer to the exit. Samurai is glowing with the NEKO AURA. “I see, you floozy fornicatress.” His words are dripping with venom. “First you bang number one to get into my Constructive, and then you seduce my stripper into distracting me so you’re not dead last in the number ten anymore.” Richard strikes a flamboyant pose as he points at the delivery girl, his completely mundane face lit up in smug satisfaction. The hatted girl behind him seems to note Richard’s satisfaction at finding out Samurai’s plot and attempts to look shocked. “Cinco Vageena! Take care of this demimondaine!” Twink Daddy looks confused before adjusting his sunglasses, looking directly down at Richard.”I came here to laugh at you.”Richard gasps, his attention turning to Samurai. “Not Cinco! ..You seduced my body guards, too..! You’re clever - for a Athanasian wench!” He turns to his delinquent, backing up against the far window as she takes a stance in front of him - whipping a long chain from her dress. Where did that come from..? “Take care of this, Genky. DANDY!” He shouts. You turn around to catch sight of the door behind you violently shake and shudder for just a moment before stopping. “..Shit. Okay, just Genky right now, then.”Genky seems to be on the defensive, twirling her chain in front of the boy whose eyes are darting everywhere as he looks for a way out.>What do you do? Roll a 1d100 if attacking.side note: i need to learn how to properly DM combat some time oops i am disgustingly casual
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3089220>Have Cinco engage the delinquent girl while we clumsily fail to seduce Richard
>>3089220he can only understand harem anime, right? so might as well play up the trope of the girl that switched sides but then goes back to his side for a bit. That, or the tsundere that is TOTALLY NOT INTO YOU and wants to kill you but is actually super into you.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>3089220Have TD distract the Delinquent, while BL jumps off the stage onto Richard
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3089220we need cinco to get his hands on a boy, even one as generic as him. We must unleash the true power of the yaoi handstell summers to distract genky if possible to make an opening for TD
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>3089220>Jump off the stage onto Richard>PUNCH HIM IN HIS BORING FACE
>>3089220Only thing I can recommend is choosing an action before you get people to roll for it, other wise people will just band wagon the vote with the highest roll.
>>3089315also this, both hands on the boy
Just thought of the level ending bit from no more heroes with of course BL being on top for blitzrapier beneath a line #11 and his city site in the background with wrecked deltarender for samurai summers just having her crying on the floor as you jump over her to leave all the names beneath you to be hidden before you fight them >>3089220Man Richard is kind of delusional probably won't bat a eye of we try to deceive him when we get close let's kick him in the balls, also weren't we using construction site i mean site was used when we were eavesdropping
>>3089636Please use punctuation, it will make your sentences easier to parse.
>>3089656I know I just jotted my ideas down and was too lazy to go back through them
>>3089220>>3089315So many 70 rolls, but gonna have to support this one. Richard, your maleness will cause Cinco to rise to new heights! Just blame these circumstances on the misfortune of your birth, Richard.
>>3089788hes gonna grab dat dick :^)))
>>3090009He's going grab Dick's Richard.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3089220Walk up behind him and give him the chair
>>3090223The mental image of the nervous mess that is us grabbing a chair and attempting to smash it over someone's head is too funny to not support.
>>3089315>>3089220Supporting - it's time to grab Dick's Richard. Also Cinco pulled off a top tier betrayal there. Truly he is A CHAR.
>>3089220>Athanasian WenchIs he dissing on her for being Christian?
>>3089315>>3089428>>3089788>>3090009>>3090074>>3090269>we need cinco to get his hands on a boy, even one as generic as him. We must unleash the true power of the yaoi hands>tell summers to distract genky if possible to make an opening for TDHoping to maintain at least some semblance of dignity, you do your best to hide yourself behind the pole - it seems like Richard regards you as nothing more than a LOOSE TART. Locking the door behind her, Samurai Summers moves without command from you and engages in combat with Genky - she manages to dodge a few lashes of the chain held by the hatted girl who diverts her attention to the delivery girl.Thanks to decent rolls, Cinco Vageena, bodyguard extraordinaire manages to edge his hands past the hatted girl as Samurai manages to get a firm grip on the chain, violently pulling it in her direction and knocking Genky off balance. Cinco Vageena wraps his hands around the squirming Richard, enclosing the boy with the strength of his FLOATING YAOI HANDS - and he holds him there for a second. Nothing happens and no strange feeling courses through your gay son.“Let go me, you rat!.. Apostate!” The boy snarls, kicking in his fleshy bindings before sinking his teeth into the hands. Twink Daddy wince as the boy hits the ground and points a finger at him with bravado. “You’ll pay for your treachery, Cinco!”Twink Daddy seems confused. It seems that Richard is not yet ENTHRALLED by his charming ways. As Richard backs against the window in a mix of outraged and confusion, the locked double doors behind Summers are violently kicked open. The masked girl from the backroom finds her way in. She only manages to get out a brief and sharp tongued “Rich-kun..!” before Summers tackles her into the hall, Nek.o trotting along after her.“Deal with Genky!” The delivery girl commands before disappearing further into the main entrance. You are now alone in Class 6-g with Richard and his delinquent girl. Richard has managed to climb onto the stripper platform and eyeing the wide open double doors, Genky keeping close.>What do you do?
>>3090345Richard's on the stripper platform? Well then it's time for BL to take a page from the Phorcys fight playbook and>Tackle Richard in order to SMOTHER him BL's lingerie clad OPPAI>Deploy DEGENERATE FUJO HANDS while you're at itHe'll either REEEEE at being subjected to the attentions of a 3DPD or be distracted by boobs in his face. BL is in the perfect position to strike right now because he still(!) thinks she's just background scenery.Naturally, Cinco should use the distraction this brings to>Rush in and attack GenkyI'm thinking if he can get the chain off her (maybe be baiting her into wrapping it around the scissorblade and then chucking the blade away?) then it'll make the fight a bit more even. Yaoi hands come up trumps in a fistfight, after all.
>>3090345Damn, no male stripper army?>Take Richard hostage and tell the delinquent to stand down and watch him get NTRed.
>>3090345so richard doesn’t activate his hands but Phorcys does. I wonder what criteria has to be met. anyways have cinco use his sparkles while avoiding the chain attack until a good opportunity comes to grab it, since his big hands should easily win in a tug of war
>>3090391Ah I.....totally forgot about the eyesparkles. Yeah supporting Cinco doing this while BL is smothering Richard into submission.
>>3090345Ah, it appears Cinco is a discerning yaoi incarnation and only powers up when faced with bishonen and cute shotas. Anyway supporting>>3090369 and>>3090391, have BL deploy OPPAI and DEGENRATE FUJO HANDS to take Richard hostage while Cinco harasses Genky with bishonen sparkles until he can yank the chain from her. Going close combact CQC is a bad idea while she's still in possession of the chain. Also Summers is an absolute bro, we should totally start tipping her from now on
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>3090223This
>>3090369>>3090391>>3090398>>3090421>have BL deploy OPPAI and DEGENRATE FUJO HANDS to take Richard hostage while Cinco harasses Genky with bishonen sparkles until he can yank the chain from her. Roll a 1d100 for TD's bishie sparkles and to yank the chain successfully - I'll take the 3 highest rolls and average them.
>>3090464TD use bishie sparkles!
>>3090467I wish I wasn't such a failure.
Rolled 20 (1d100)Fuck it.
Rolled 65 (1d100)
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>3090464
>>3090464Wait so there's not limit to the number of people who can roll then? Honestly I think the best of three system might be better for you since you can get started on the next part the moment you get three rolls, but do whatever you feel comfortable with QM
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>3090486Why does fucking 4channel hate mobile rolling
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>3090464Rollin
>>3090391>Cinco only powers up when touching shotas*Insert joke that captain Cinco is into young boys here*God Lord the Char jokes just write themselves
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>3090464I feel like I'm gonna ruin the rolls but here we go
>>3090508>Someone hotter than you, hehehee. How's it feel to get cucked?
>>3090471>>3090477>>3090479good point about best of three system, actually>65+20+50/3 = 45>have BL deploy OPPAI and DEGENRATE FUJO HANDS to take Richard hostage while Cinco harasses Genky with bishonen sparkles until he can yank the chain from her. As Richard climbs onto the desk platform, you, the ever VIGILANT FUJOSHI, decide to take some initiative and tackle him - taking a cue from your prior fight with Blitzrapier Phorcys and smothering the boy, utilizing your DEGENERATE FUJO HANDS to tickle him into submission. He does not seem to protest to this too much.Meanwhile, Twink Daddy volleys an onslaught of bishonen twinkles in the direction of Genky, but she moves with speed as she narrowly dodges a multitude of them and moving with surprising grace - raising her chain, she prepares to lash your gay son’s face in, but her momentum comes to a sudden halt as she catches sight of you smothering her Constructor, the expression of the joy of combat slowly dissipating.“R-Rich-kun..?” The girl begins slowly, but her look of hurt turns to anger as she swings the chain upward with surprising precision and lashes you across the back. It hits hard and you tumble across the desk platform. Twink Daddy is SHOCKED. Upon realizing he is now able to breathe, Richard moves with SURPRISING SPEED and and makes a dash for the door. “All a part of the plan..!” He laughs - ducking easily past Twink Daddy as he exits into the main entrance to accompany Dandy and Samurai. “Y-you slut.” Genky snarls, twirling the chain in her hand as she steps onto the desk platform where you lie, rubbing your bare back in pain. “Who the hell do you think you are..?”>What do you do?
>>3090520>The girl who's gonna steal your man.Drag aggro so that Cinco can stab this yandere in the back while she's distracted and end this fight real quick.>>3090505>Thinks they gonna fuck up the roll>Rolls 99Yo QM pls let this roll be carried over to this choice thx
>>3090520>>3090523>Do you think YOU can win, against someone whose slutty soul is unbound by the constraints of modesty (and gravity)??? SUPPORT the fuck out of drawing her attention to leave her unguarded and give Cinco an opening. Cinco!!! You are A CHAR! Stabbing people in the back is what you do best!!! Real talk we can impale her to the floor with the scissor blade and then tie her up with her own chain after
>>3090520Ah not to mention best of three means that there's more chances for the rollers to succeed? Like unless everyone rolls super high (unlikely) then using the average guarantees middling / poor results only, and that's boring for everyone. Except for QM if they secretly turn out to be a massive sadist
>>3090520Fueled by the rage of seeing his mom get lashed and drawing power from his new sun glasses. Twink daddy gives this hoe the mightiest pimp backhand, the likes of which only his massive hands could ever produce, the world has ever seen.
>>3090548He did say he'd average the highest three out of all rolls, so the normal rule of average is too low and boring doesn't fit as well.
>>3090520Have TD one-hand grab Genky from behind and suplex her.
>>3090559I'm thinking more along the lines if the three highest rolls (by virture of being the only rolls, say if its a slow night for this quest) ended up being like 90 + 30 + 35 or something. If it was best of three then the 90 on its own may be a super success, but average would be 51 which may not be enough for the action to succeed.
>>3090520>“Who the hell do you think you are..?”I'm number one baby!>Use this as a distraction for TD to attack Genky.
>>3090571Presumably DCs would get adjusted to be appropriate for the system, like a DC 80 for best of 3 would only be DC 50 when taking the average.
>>3090520interesting, she doesn’t seem to like the idea of sharing, despite it being obvious that ‘rich-kun’ obviously doesn’t care for loyalty... maybe we can use this against her somehow?
>>3090788We can probably use that, say that dandy told us about her plans with richard, giving him a big kiss. should stir up jealousy between the 2.
>>3090523>>3090540>>3090551>>3090572>Drag aggro so that Cinco can stab this yandere in the back while she's distracted and end this fight real quick.>I'm number one baby!>Real talk we can impale her to the floor with the scissor blade and then tie her up with her own chain afterAs she approaches, you decide to try to be bold for once in your life. “I-I’m- uh- numbe-” You barely manage to stutter out before Twink Daddy swipes her in her side with the scissor blade, impaling Genky and sending her flying to the right. With the blade still in the girl, he drags her along the floor to lie directly in front of the desk platform as you stand up shakily. Releasing the chain from her hands, she attempts to force herself upward, but the scissor blade with Twink Daddy’s force behind it keeps her effectively pinned on the ground and incapacitated. She struggles for a moment before coming to a pause, the frustration and outrage on her face turning to one of abject sorrow. It seems she’s pretty well dealt with at the moment.“I-I failed you, Rich-kun..” She says quietly to herself, biting her lip as she balls up her fists. While she’s certainly impaled, though, she doesn’t seem particularly bothered by it - more annoyed than anything? It’s a far cry from when Twink Daddy was pierced by the Delta Arm and he spurted blood everywhere.>What do you do?
>>3091000Take her chain, and let's teach Richard the power of yaoi and S&M!
>>3091000Throw her out the window so we can chase down Richie
>>3091013Well genky was supposed to be tied to the chain why not make her a human flail just figured out genky is genki and dandy is dandere
>>3091000>Tie her up with the chain so that she's not going anywhere.>Maybe to the stripper pole?The LAST thing we want is her getting the obligatory heroic second wind after seeing Twink Daddy molesting beating up her man. Or god forbid an YANDERE second wind if she sees BL trying to take Richard out with OPPAI again.This is the safest way to make sure she's out of the fight for good.After we tie her up its time to give some backup to Summers.>>3091013>Implying Twink Daddy's magnificent Yaoi Hands aren't enough to teach Richard the POWER OF YAOI
>>3091000>>3091015>>3091044Best of both worlds - tie Genky up with the chain AND THEN THROW HER OUT THE WINDOW Then reclaim scissor blade and go to hunt down floozy #2. As much as I want BDSM Twink Daddy we know Dandy is a speedy knife user so going against her with a weapon TD isn't familiar with isn't a great idea.
>>3091120>>3091015>>3091044>Best of both worlds - tie Genky up with the chain AND THEN THROW HER OUT THE WINDOW>Then reclaim scissor blade and go to hunt down floozy #2.Kneeling down to tie her up, Twink Daddy moves his large fingers with surprising nimbleness and expertly locks her into a tight chain binding and picks her up with a single floating hand. Genky is easily lifted and with his ever precise aim, he winds his hand back, the muscles in his hand tensing. Genky manages a “Hey, what-” before she is flung full speed into the window and careens - somewhere. Twink Daddy brushes his hands of the girl before shooting you a thumbs up.You step out into the main entrance where the fighting seems to have stopped - at least temporarily. Twink Daddy’s grip tightens on your REPLICA SCISSORBLADE. Ne.ko seems to have turned to utilizing his Buster form rather than lending his power to Samurai, but he is much worse for wear than originally - long scars marring his furry hide, his balance a bit off beat. Summers is similarly beat up with long cuts tracing her dress shirt and a thin trail of blood leaking from her mouth as she leans agsint the vending machine. She is clutching her side.On the far end of the hall, you can see Dandy and Richard. Richard is laughing like a bastard, but Dandy seems a little worse for wear - her glasses cracked and a bruise forming on her knife arm. However, she still seems tightly wound up and poised for a fight, remaining low and close to the ground. Upon seeing you, her expression turns to worry. “Saki..! Y-you need to get out of here!” She exclaims, biting her lip. “Cinco Vageena is working with Samurai! He’s a traitor!” >What do you do?
>>3091195>oh ok dandy sounds good, I'll get Richard to safety>hehehe
>>3091195Have Cinco hold us hostage, and tell Richard that he'll let us go if he gives up the fight, and that way no one gets hurt. If he gives up, we win. If he doesn't, we'll hurt Dandy's image of him.
>>3091222If Genki is any indicator, they're 100% loyal.
>>3091195I gotta throw in with >>3091222, even if Richard/Dandy doesn't buy into it at all, we will at least not put ourselves out of position. I'm not banking on Genki NOT bursting through the doors at some point still bound in chains.
>>3091222>>3091195Oh my god this. It'll be a win-win either way for us.>>3091226Either Richard gives up to maintain his image infront of Dandy, or this move will distract Dandy enough so that Cinco can hit Dandy with a CRITICAL EYE SPARKLE or two right where it hurts.
>>3091222Aw what the hell let's do this. Also have Cinco apologise to Richard/Dandy for his rudeness in taking us hostage like this Why are all the Quattro at Dakar screenshots online so crap dammit
>>3091247He isn't going to give up, his personality up till now has made that obviousAs for the distraction, she's going to be looking right at him.
>>3091256It isn't to distract him, it's to distract Dandy, who will at the very least feel really guilty for not helping us.
>>3091209>>3091222>>3091233>>3091247>>3091253>Have Cinco hold us hostage, and tell Richard that he'll let us go if he gives up the fight, and that way no one gets hurt. If he gives up, we win. If he doesn't, we'll hurt Dandy's image of him."Richard! I have your... uh, stripper hostage!" Twink Daddy shouts, holding the edge of the scissor blade against your throat. It's the dull edge, but no one seems to notice. "If you give this fight up and let go, no one gets hurt. Samurai will back off and your stripper here won't die."Richard does not hesitate. "I can live with that." He shrugs nonchalantly. "Dandy, kill the cat and then that traitor." Dandy seems more than a bit caught off guard by this. "U-uh- really..? Rich-kun, she's actually kind of nice.." Dandy begins hesitantly as she turns to face her Constructor. "Are you sure..? I-I mean, I don't really know if I can just-.." She rubs the back of her head nervously.>What do you do?
>>3091256Yeah basically this >>3091260 is my reasoning.Dandy is super fast + deadly with that knife. We gotta rattle her into letting her guard down (right now she's primed for an attack), which will let Cinco get some dirty hits in
>>3091272QUICK! Bishie sparkle the FUCK out of her while her back is turned. Maybe try to knock her into Rich? That way Twink Daddy can close the distance while the two are trying to untangle themselves.
>>3091272Wow, Dandy is dumb.Impale her while her back is turned. Genki was fine, she should be too.
>>3091272Use your massive hands to start throwing furniture at Richard, after all, he is only a human. The girl is probably a speedster and cant do anything but take the hit for Richard.
>>3091272>Have BL play up the 'pathetic hostage' act to buy more timeNot gonna be hard considering how pathetic she actually isIn the mean time Twink Daddy launches an all out barrage at Rich now that Dandy's back has turned. Furniture, sparkles, anything BUT the REPLICA SCISSOR BLAFE (remember what happened the LAST time TD took his eyes off his stabby weapon during a fight?? )Either Dandy will take the hit for Rich, will be forced to protect Rich giving enough time for TD to rush her or by some miracle the attack might hit this Dick.
>>3091282>>3091290If we're going to do a long ranged attack, can we at least do the nipple lasers? Because we still haven't used them yet.
>>3091297and never will i hope
>>3091278>>3091290>>3091297>Have BL play up the 'pathetic hostage' act to buy more time>QUICK! Bishie sparkle the FUCK out of her while her back is turned. Roll a 1d100 for TD's bishie sparkle. I'll go with the best of 3 rolls this time.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3091301
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3091301
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>3091301
>>3091303>Rolled 83 (1d100)"U-uh- please don't kill me..?" You say hesitantly and far too quietly. While your acting skills are more than subpar, Dandy seems to be more focused on trying to negotiate with Richard to keep you alive from the traitorous villainous bouncer.While Dandy's back is turned to protest, Twink Daddy winks over and over - and with that, an impressive volley of bishie sparkles spins directly toward her back, white hot stars twisting into her torso. Nek.o Buster manages to sidestep just in time as the barrage of sparkles launches forward.An impressive amount of bishie sparkles actually land on their target, especially considering the distance between you and Dandy! It does a sizeable amount of damage and considering what she's already sustained following her scuffle with Samurai, she seems pretty beaten down. The girl stumbles - it seems like an opening for an attempt at a quick finisher to get the battle over immediately.side note: i am shocked that i actually made it to 100 quest posts! thank you for reading my first quest about a gross fujo and her gay son. i hope i can see it to the end.[/spoiler[
>>3091335I'm not entirely certain that she's not faking it in order to bait TD in closer. If only we had a strong ranged finisher...Unless..Is it time to finally break out the NIPPLE LASER FINISHER?
>>3091335A quick finisher ay? Nothing is quicker than lasers, which can be handily emitted from our nipples.
>>3091335And what a triumphant 100th post it is! Now that Dandy has given us a prime opening, let's press our offensive. I'm thinking we can knock the razor out of her hand with one slash from scissor blade, leaving her defenseless for our beat down
>>3091335We wouldn't be here if we didn't enjoy it.>>3091350This sounds good, get rid of her weapon.
>>3091349Actually on second thought there's no way I can pass up on NIPPLE LASER FINISHER. In the words of another super robot showBREAST FIIIRE
>>3091335>>3091345>>3091349>>3091355Flawless plan.>NIPPLE LASER FINISHER
>>3091349>>3091355>>3091495Alright, you have convinced me
>>3091345>>3091349>>3091355>>3091495>>3091759>NIPPLE LASER FINISHERRoll a 1d100 for a nipple finisher.
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>3091885Let's do it
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3091885
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>3091885
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>3091885Please let it work
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3091885
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>3091885
Rolled 47 (1d100)
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3091885
>>3091891>Rolled 76 (1d100)"F-fine. Fine." Dandy looks uncomfortable, but Richard's firm insistence on ending the battle easily overwhelms her smaller personality. "U-uh, sorry about this, Saki-.." She returns her focus to the battle, but the girl's words are interrupted as she gasps.Twink Daddy, the bouncer supreme, has unbuttoned his jacket to reveal IMPRESSIVE PECS and MASCULINE WASHBOARD ABS. Twink Daddy points a finger gun at her and winks. Dandy quickly blushes and averts her eyes for just a second, allowing him all the time necessary to reveal his high powered finisher: NIPPLE LASERS.Twirling spirals of rainbow color blast from his chest, and with the concussive force of a car, sending Dandy flying into the wall of desks. She hits it hard and slumps to the ground. It seems that high powered attack combined with a beating on behalf of Summers and Ne.ko has taken care of Dandy. A low groan escapes her lips as her cracked glasses falls to the ground, loosening the grip on her knife.“Ew. Really..?” Samurai Summers looks over the vending machine, her eyes narrowing at your gay son.Richard looks down at his fallen Construct. “Oh, shit.”
>>3092407let summers deal with him, since she wants his spot and all thatI think its best to keep him unaware of our identity, he seems pretty stupid, and stupid people can become a problem.
>>3092451Not like he won't invade our apartment next thread get redressed and then tell him who we really are while summers beat him into a pulp.
Wait just realized if samurai wants to go up she has to kill one or both of his constructs i don't know if she has the balls to do it anymore or if we even want it
>>3092451>>3092407Yeah this - offer the kill to Summers so she can get his spot if she wants, because we really couldn't have pulled this whole scheme off without her.If Richard still(!!!) hasn't twigged who the hell BL is, let's keep her as inconspicuous as possible. No suddent introductions, now.
>>3092407>He was gonna let me die Summers! Kick his ass!
>>3092451Support Also if summers takes his spot he'll be more preoccupied with going after her to reclaim his spot/pride, and less interested in trying to seek out the ~mysterious~ number one guy WHO HAS STILL SOMEHOW MANAGED TO EVADE HIM
>>3092451>>3092550>>3092583I don't think Sam wants to go up anymore besides do we really want dandy dead
>>3092600hey, we aren’t killing dandy, so that frees us from guilt right. anyways she doesn’t have to kill her, this is summers choice now. My main priority is making sure dicky doesn’t learn the true identity of number 1. Hes a scumbag
>>3092600Wait would the rankup even count since this battle was between BL+lover and Richard there wasn't even a coin flip for the match
>>3092610the only thing that counts for ranking up is slaying either the constructor or the construct.
>>3092600>>3092600>do we really want dandy deadAnyone who challenges BL for the rank is coming at us with the intent to kill Twink Daddy and/or BL as well so in my opinion they can't cry if they get a taste of their own medicine Also like >>3092607 said we're outsourcing the decision to Summers because we don't want this super crazy guy to figure out BL is Miss #1>>3092610>Rank UpI think it's whoever gets the kill who gets to rank up, who was battling who at the time doesn't matter. Besides Richard outright accused Summers of organising this whole thing just so she could get the drop on him and steal the number 9 spot earlier.>>3092610>Coin flipThat's only to decide which constructive the battle takes place in if both constructors have one. BL has no constructive of her own so no coin flip needed.
>>3092620Well looks like it's in the hands of samurai shouldn't we get redressed
>>3092664.....but getting redressed now will defeat the whole point of not tipping Richard off that BL is actually number one...? Might as well wait till we're out of the constructive.
>>3092671Richard doesn't know anything about us why would redressing give us away?
>>3092451>>3092550>>3092565>>3092583>>3092607>let summers deal with him, since she wants his spot and all that>I think its best to keep him unaware of our identity, he seems pretty stupid, and stupid people can become a problem.Summers staggers forward from her position against the vending machine - a noticeable smear of blood is splattered across the surface on which she had just rested. Although she’s certainly not in the best of shape, Nek.o drops his Buster form and a familiar glow begins to surround her features. The power afforded by her Construct should certainly be enough for Samurai. You do a fist pumping motion in support.Samurai stands over Richard and the unconscious Dandy - Richard having fallen onto his ass and backed up against the desk wall, his completely mundane eyes darting around the room for an escape route. He keeps a single hand on Dandy’s arm, even though her certainly wouldn’t be strong enough to drag her along with him. “Hey-.. Samurai, listen-” Any possible path out is blocked by the delivery girl. She hesitates looking down at Richard still clutching the unconscious Dandy. And it’s just enough time for a sudden indiscernible shape to crash into her at high speeds from the store stand - you get a glimpse of a passing blur, a trail of dark hair before Summers is volleyed into the Southern wall by the entrance in a mere moment. Nek.o offers only a sudden mew of surprise before he is similarly punted into the wall behind you, sticking to the wall for a moment before falling to the tiled ground below you with a plap.Standing in front of Richard and Dandy is a girl dressed in similar garb to the other two albeit a bit shorter. A black, flowing jacket is draped across her back and a bandage is plastered on her nose. “Is this really it..? A bouncer..? Jesus, Dick.” The girl snorts, glancing over her back with a smug sneer. “Why the hell do you even keep Dandy and Genky around?” Richard stands up in protest, Dandy slung across his back. “Yeah, at least they helped with Summers, asshole.” He scowls. “Took you long enough, Sunny.”>What do you do?
>>3092801Wtf hidden final boss>Ask how many of these violence girls there are>Pit scissor blade against baseball bat
>>3092801>Yandere>Dandere>Now TsundereFor fucks sake Richard. >Have Twink Daddy duel her with scissor blade. >Meanwhile have BL sneak closer to Richard while the fight goes onIf she can find Dandy's razor and get it to Richard's throat we've won this fight.Everyone still thinks she's a random stripper right now so she's still flying under the radar.
>>3092801This dude gets like 3 stands? Even if we win here he can come after us easily like the next day with three girls at once. Anyway, ask nek.o for help! Lend us your power to avenge samurai!
>>3092846Actually genky is genki girl obviously
>>3092911So there might be a yandere in store obviously 2 wasn't enough for a harem
>>3092801A tsundere, huh? That gives us one pretty good method of making her lose her focus: ask if she loves Richard. If she says no (she's a tsundere, of course she'll say no) we'll fluster/annoy her by constantly telling her that, yes, she definitely likes him.
>>3092801I wonder if they have a second stage, like nek.os buster form, or deltas Titan mode.And maybe TD has to touch dick when the special form is activated to get the power up
>>3092912if there was a yandere that would be counterintuitive, since she would kill the other girls
>>3092801Double team with nek.o buster be careful for more girls there's usually a average of 5 girls in a harem and there's no kuudere, yandere, childhood friend, ojou, or yamato nadeshiko
>>3092939Good point but I'm still looking out for 2 more
>>3092820>>3092846>>3092895>>3092931>Ask how many of these violence girls there are>Have Twink Daddy duel her with scissor blade.>ask if she loves Richard.“Just how many fucking Constructs do you have..?” Samurai coughs, a hand tracing her ribs gingerly. She looks more than worse for wear. “How the hell did you make so many?”“I’d just worry about Sunny for now, pizza girl.” Richard calls out to the fallen girl in a sing song voice. “.. Man, you bleed a lot! Anyone tell you before? It’s kind of crazy how you haven’t passed out from like, blood loss yet.” He observes as a battle rages on next to him, stumbling forward with the collapsed Construct in his arms. “Why the hell are you bleeding from your mouth? Dandy stabbed you in the arms.”Samurai simply stares daggers through Richard. Twink Daddy is engaged in a HIGH OCTANE BATTLE with Sunny not too far from Rich. Nek.o has managed to pick himself up and is clapping his hands together and cheering for Twink, powering him up. Unfortunately, even with the boost, the tsundere seems to match Twink Daddy’s scissor blades pretty equally and may even edge him out a little in raw strength. With each single handed, unruly swing of her bat, it seems that the scissor blade comes a little closer to flying out of his hand. It seems worryingly damaged and you start to feel scared for its quality following this scuffle.Your gay son makes the decision to engage in a slightly sideways form of assault. “-Tell me, Sunny- is dying for your crush really worth it?” He asks in a slightly deeper tone of voice than usual in a goofy attempt to be a cool villain. Sunny is caught off guard for just a moment, but quickly swings the bat upward - narrowly missing a strong crack at Dad’s jaw. “I wouldn’t know.” She snarls, swinging it at his groin. He once again, narrowly misses, but his window for dodging is growing smaller and smaller, Sunny seemingly only growing faster as the fight continues.>What do you do?
>>3093027We gotta dig deep for some powerful bishounen trait that we haven't yet manifested as something for TD. I got nothing, unfortunately.Alternatively, maybe have TD rocket grab Richard with his Free! hand?
>>3093027If there is one thing I've learned from harem comedy, it's the main character is usually the tsundere's punching bag. So long as she's embarrassed and trying to hide her love.He's into you too, isn't he? You like her, don't you Richard?
>>3093027Hes just a pile of BL tropes, yeah? Our twink daddy muat have other "modes" to him. Right now hes in prince charming good boi mode. Can we switch him over to, like, ice prince seme for maximum " good at everything, so flippant, yet so desireable"-ness? Seme is the 'attacker' fter all. Or go for EXPAND CHIN POINT.
>>3093045>We gotta dig deep for some powerful bishounen trait that we haven't yet manifested as something for TD. I got nothing, unfortunately.aren't a lot of yaoi anime also sports anime?Maybe, if we can get the bat out of Sunny's hands, we can knock her out of the building.Or BL can run and hurt/marshmallow hell (if we want to keep undercover) Rich, almost certainly distracting Sunny in the process.
>>3093027Shit, a single one of his 3 (or more) girls is overpowering TD even with Neko aura? How is this guy not in the top 3, let alone 5? No wonder samurai never beat him.>TD uses his homosexual powers to manifest an aura of THOTS BEGONE
>>3093064I did suggest a seme mode in a previous thread there's the possibility of it being komaeda crazy though or the good boy is the archetype bl likes best
>>3093047Not only that but sunny is completely flat >I didn't take Richard for washboards
>>3093027>>3093047Yeah going for this. Let's use harem tropes against Richard. >>3093045>Rocket punch with free yaoi handFUCK this is too good not to use. If this girl takes the bait in >>3093047 and rounds on Richard TD can fire a rocket punch to take all three out like a couple of bowling pins. If not, well since we're been fighting with weapons so far a FLYING FIST OF YAOI coming at her might blindside her
>>3093047>>3093453Support>Drag Richard into the minefield with is a tsundere's feelingsas a distraction for>ROCKET PUUUNCHAlso BL and TD tend to fight absolutely dirty. Is this a side effect of their degenerate nature?
>>3093534Its us anon its us we fight dirty she just listens
>>3093534Remember, Fujoshi are rotten beings, it makes sense that the manner in which they fight is also rotten.
>>3093611maximum coward starts would involve bringing pepper spray and a GUN.
>>3093612Fuckin if we had gun last thread and just shot the cat. Awful we are awful.
>>3093097Probably because he couldn't find the people above him also numbers aren't everything , doesn't look like the girls have good coordination
>>3093680The power of GUN is too strong.Oh fuck what if we run into a military otaku?! Or a mecha one?! Whos morals are unrestraines by gravity?! ... Maybe we should buy a GUN. Even if we have horrendous aim with it. Would be better than actually trying to work out and get in shape, couse our shitty hikkimori-ness would prevent it. Unless we asked our twink daddy to help us with working out...
>>3094144Even if we were fighting them a GUN wouldn't really do much against someone who's specialty is GUNplay
>>3094213I mean, really, it'd just wind up with constructs who could tank a bullet, the entire mecha genre, deflect a bullet, as is the case with most sword weilders, or dodge and shoot back.the point of the gun would be just to have a small chance of shooting one of the higher tiers in the shin or something before they had to fight. Could equip it to twink daddy. add a knife while you're at it. remeber the basics of CQC, twink daddy.or also equip him with a suit. go full BL james bond.
>>3094144>Even if we have horrendous aim with it.That's what shotguns are for tho.
>>3094264Who needs guns when you have sparkles?
>>3094224Actually that sounds neat. I've been trying to think how a Harry potter construct would turn out.
>>3094144>>3094224>mecha oneThat was Phorcys and Deltarender from the very first thread. ....You know, its fitting that the thread which which has the most mecha references so far is also the thread in which 90% of posters have a green ID. Phorcys is here in spirit kek.
>>3094292yeah, but his fight was just so... meh. I mean, it was our first fight, so I guess it was meant to go easy on us, but I guess that just proves he was just a scrub the entire time.
>>3094315Eh he's what, 11th out of 200 something constructors? He's not THAT shitty.But agree that his fight was meh, even though it WAS the fight where our trusty NIPPLE LASERS and bishe sparkle attacks became a thing. Deltarender getting the obligatory mecha midseason upgrade and coming back for round two WHENIt would have been awesome had the ass grab / suplexing the robot choices rolled high enough to be effective though.
>>3094339the obvious upgrade is just have our wonderful twink daddy pilot. or.... COMBINE! with nek.o too!
Anyone want to guess what constructs come next seeing as how most of them are following a anime theme I'm guessing a magical girl
>>3094380I imagine a horror themed construct would be pretty damn strong, especially if the constructive is like a ghost town
Hope this picks back up tomorrow (it'll probably Will)
>>3094484Or if the constructive is like a freddy Krueger nightmare
>>3094484Hmm horror as a genre is pretty large there's actually three distinct ideas I have for that oneA slasher Slenderman style creepypastaZombie apocalypse Heck for zombie apocalypse i already have a character thought out a doomsday prepper who's site is a bunker also I have been thinking of something for junji ito and Japanese style horror
>>3094380I mean, since it seems to be based on consumption of media, we could get anyone drom a bible fanatic to a cinema fan. "And whats your construct?""And now for something completely different.""Oh shit, we gotta deal with a comedian! ... Or a fan of british television! Both are equally bad!"
>>3094676Possibility of GitS or cyberpunk in general.>>3094484Okay this, but take it a few steps further and it's true horror for degenerates: social exposure and mundane living.
>>3094708What's gits?>>3094676Don't forget how it mixes with the constructors personality
>>3094729Ghost in the Shell, thinking specifically the anime/ova series and not the recent live action ordeal.
>>3094754Ah, never seen it myself but I get the aesthetic. What would you like to see from it?
>>3094380I want to see the SoL/iyashikei themed fanatic take first place tbth.Behold the killing power of komfy and kawaii. everyone just gets diabeetus from watching his adorable construct's adorable antics.We could also have idols, moe, ecchi, gag comedy, romance, yuri, fantasy, space western, espers, historical drama(feudal japan) and collectible monsters would all be interesting.Do non-anthropomorphic mechs like Zoids have their own genre? They're fairly distinctive, but I can't think of any other examples.
>>3084799Good. Please don't try to look for the actual manga. You will break down crying
>>3094144Everytime GUN is not on screen we should ask "Where is GUN?"I was considering having Twink Daddy help us work out. It would let us realize life is important, what Summers was hopefully trying to tell us. But thought that talking bout cleaning last thread was as far as our Fujoshi will go
>>3094994Don't we already have a ecchi construct in the harem here>>3095125Doesn't she can't think about it a bit
>>3095219*doesn't mean she can't think about itMan that was really bothering me
>>3095125Obviously, in order to work out, we just need some porper motivation. Twink Daddy can help provide that motivation and a reminder to keep fighting on. Not like we cant watch BL while working out. Like, it wouldnt be all that difficult to pull off some simple exercises. Planks, air chairs, squats, some running if we got a treadmill (do we need a treadmill...? Can we construct one...? You know, so twink daddy can show off his finely toned body for eye candy purposes), get some small weights to do some curls while sitting in a chair.... Wouldnt have to go too far out of our way to get some decent exercise. Wouldnt even have to leave our room, which is the best part of it all.
>>3094798The raw domination of media, how it's consumed, and maybe it ends up being the near fully animated constructive. Hell, it could even be the final constructive, we encounter if the creator is a big retro nerd who has VHS time powers.Oh god, it's happening again. Will draw up a visual reference for what just popped into my head and post it in here later.
>>3095356Well can also have samurai help us, she looks like someone who knows how to workout if we can keep up is another thing>>3095500Looking forward to it.
>>3093045>>3093047>>3093453>>3093534>Rocket punch with free yaoi hand>He's into you too, isn't he? You like her, don't you Richard?>I didn't take Richard for washboards“He's into you too, isn't he? You like her, don't you Richard?” Twink Daddy adds with a smug, mocking smile. This seems to cause Sunny to perk up yet again, her face reddening a dash as she just briefly glances back to Richard. “To be honest, I didn’t take Richard for wa-”“Are you kidding me? Have you seen that pancake chest?” Richard snorts, interrupting Cinco before he could even finish the taunt. “Maybe I could use it as like, an ironing board or something, but other than that..” Sunny’s face goes completely red as she shouts at him from across the hall. “What the hell are you-” Her words are interrupted as Cinco takes this opportunity to send his larger Yaoi hand flying directly into her flight-deck chest, spiraling into the flat plane. But much to both your and your Construct’s surprise - Sunny manages to raise her bat just in time, catching the flying fist. Whereas Twink Daddy’s flying, floating Yaoi hands are typically incomparable in strength - it seems her TSUNDERE STRENGTH is pretty equally matching it as she grinds her heels into the ground and maintains her position. She grits her teeth as she starts to walk forward- pushing the fist closer and closer to both you and Cinco, closing the gap efficiently.“It’s over, Cinco..!” Richard laughs, almost folding his arms before realizing he’s supporting Dandy and quickly picking her up again. “Sunny can’t be beat by one defector bodyguard!” As Sunny moves closer to you with MURDEROUS INTENT, it seems that she’s pretty tied up with holding back your single hand. So much so that it seems Cinco’s body is open for a THOROUGH GRABBING. And something seems different this time.>What do you do?sorry about not updating yesterday! was a bit busy with smash oops. Gonna try to get this thread finished by today/tomorrow and after that i have a side thing planned for the next thread, just something very brief and light on new assets to bridge the gap between this and the next arc of the quest while i work on new stuff.
>>3095643Well, we could try finishing it off, but I dunno how other than do the obvious and DOUBLE FIST... I feel like Im missing something here with that thought though.... You know, why does our harem connoisseur have a poster of ouran up...? Is he into the MC of that particular show, or is it just all kinds of harem shows and tropes hes into...? Or perhaps its something else...?Is our tsundere a trap?
>>3095643Pretty obvious cue from OP to grab Richard with our free hand there, but can't we also just whack Sunny with the free hand if she's tied up with one?
>>3095643Okay since Sunny is busy dealing with yaoi hand #1, let's>Disgard poor, abused SCISSORBLADE and have another go at feeling up Dick's Richard with hand #2She can't defend Richard AND protect herself from the hands at the same time
>>3095643Time to swerve! Open hand while slipping it under the bat for an easy grab. Keep the free hand ready to follow-up a second rocket punch!
>>3095643ask [n.eko] for a power up for [twink daddy] so he can get his hands on richard
>>3095643Was she about to say she doesn't take Richard for waifu material?
>>3095643>Molest Richard attempt 2: Electric BoogalooWashboard is overpowering Cinco even WITH Nek.o's power up, we gotta tap into the WELLSPRINGS OF HOMO POWER that touching a boy unlocks if we want any chance of beating her. And we conviently have one yaoi hand in that's not busy holding an angry tsundere back
>>3095643>Disgard poor, abused SCISSORBLADE and have another go at feeling up Dick's Richard with hand #2
>>3095785>>3095871>>3095944>Disgard poor, abused SCISSORBLADE and have another go at feeling up Dick's Richard with hand #2Twink Daddy decides to go for Dick’s Richard with his free hand - with Sunny getting so close to smashing his pretty face in with a baseball bat, it’s now or never. Dropping the BADLY ABUSED SCISSORBLADE - you quickly duck in and scoop it up into your hands to prevent it from hitting the floor - he sends his left hand hurtling in to grab Richard. The hand twirls in the air before wrapping it’s meaty fingers around Dick.“Oh, sh-” Dick’s eyes widen, but just as quickly as he’d been groped, he’d been released. He manages to hold Dandy’s limp body steady as the had shoots back to his side, including the Rocket hand that was managing to keep Sunny in place. Without the rocketing fist, Sunny steadies her balance and swings her momentum up directly into your head-Her bat is caught as a new figure seems to emerge from - Twink Daddy? As if he had simply stepped from his body. The newly formed massive, floating hand clutches the bat for a moment before easily flinging it from Sunny’s hand and to the side. You take a moment to examine the figure. He looks a lot like Twink Daddy, but his hair is darker, and the suit jacket has been replaced by a tightly fitted shirt.The secondary Construct looks back at you, flashing the vaguest hint of a smile. “Name’s Seme Misericorde.” It seems that you have temporary access to a SECONDARY CONSTRUCT - you can now finish the fight.Richard is repeatedly saying “Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh shit-” As he stumbles to the door.
>>3096055Have SM and TD flurry punch Sunny before finishing with a four clasped hands rocket punch.
>>3096055For as cartoonish as TD is, I'm glad his stand is a more generic and earthly design.
>>3096055>>3096083No double nipple lasers
>>3096117Maybe sandwich Sunny between the two for a Super Nipple Nova?
>>3096117Support>Double nipple lasersWe're got twice the IMPRESSIVE PECS and MASCULINE WASHBOARD ABS now, it'll be a literal crime not to show them off.
>>3096055Now we REALLY came here to laugh at him!find him a pair of sunglasses too as we DUAL NIPPLE LASER
>>3096055Do they have four (4) hands?Wombo combo Sunny out of the way and then hit Richard with a 7 dimensional bitchslap
>>3096055I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT!Our construct's power and reason were number one is that Twink Daddy adapts to each constructive or copies a power of opponent to use in his repertoire!When we fought Deltarender, Twink Daddy became a giant just like Deltarender.When we fought Summers, when we thought he died we literally beat the shit out of Summers ourselves. We got empowered by him in true shonen fashion, like how Summers was powered up by Nek.oAnd now he took the power to be multiple constructs with different personality types
>>3098001Now, the question is:Why do we have the power, considering that doesn’t seem like a very yaoi thing?Is BL so devoted to boy’s love she can just see Yaoi in every genre?
>>3098093To be fair? Yaoi can be implied or exist in every genre, either officially or not. We did have it written that we read a ton of doujins
>>3098001But the adaptation power does seem to be picky
>>3098001>>3098507Maybe TD is tapping into the ~emotions~ felt by boy rather than the act of groping the boy? He only got the powerup from Blitz after the guy got flustered after having OPPAI and washboard abs shoved in his face, and only got a powerup from Richard after emotions ran high between him and Sunny.Also I disagree about BL having a 'power up' against Summers - we only managed to beat her up because she was weakned from the ass kicking TD gave her + angry adrenaline rush.
>>3096125>>3096117>>3096249>>3096387>Maybe sandwich Sunny between the two for a Super Nipple Nova?Seme Misericorde gracefully glides across the tiled floor in a grandiose fashion, coming to the other side of Sunny in seconds. She barely has a second to react before both Seme and Twink open their jacket and shirt to reveal bare chest - and the concussive force of NIPPLE BEAMS from both ends buffers her from both sides.After a few moments, the dual colliding beams come to a halt. Sunny stands for just a moment, her face visibly reddened after being exposed to two pairs of IMPRESSIVE PECS and MASCULINE WASHBOARD ABS, before collapsing to the ground. Seme Misericorde takes a bow before stepping forward and over Sunny.“Until we meet again.” He whispers into Twink Daddy’s ear. The Construct of a Construct then simply - steps into Twink Daddy..? As if the two remerged. Twink Daddy blushes.Richard begins to hurry to the exit as he carries the knocked out Dandy.
>>3098652Time to reveal our identity
>>3098652Leave and get redressed
>>3098652>Grab our clothes before we get ejected from the constructiveI liked that outfit.>The Construct of a Construct then simply - steps into Twink Daddy..? As if the two remerged. Twink Daddy blushes.Anon, you can't depict such things on a blue board
>>3098730Yeah I meant to get redressed in the outfit we had
>>3098671a lot of people earlier were voting against this because he would probably attack us again and he is stupid so, however I don't think his constructs wouldn't know us and he already knows our address>>3095500How is it going on your project, what are you planning, didn't really understand what you were talking about so I hope your picture will help me
>>3098652>Withdraw coollyFor people wondering about the outfit, everything non-constructive is kicked out with us once the constructive is dismissed. It happened during the Blitz fight with our plunger>seme daddy putting the moves on TwinkBy God is this boy a BL monster. When the hell are we gonna be able to manifest him permanently
>>3098652I'd rather keep our identity secret for as long as possible, so no revealing our identity please... just get dressed, keep the outfit, and withdraw cooly. ... and maybe hurry to get our new best friend some quick first aid or something.
>>3099078In the middle of moving still, and just got the drafting table to the new place. Not sure I'll have enough time to slap down a quick concept before needing to leave for work. Will definitely be able to put something out tomorrow, given it's a day off.
>>3099189I understand hope you have good luck on your job.
>>3099189Heeey, no worries... we'll all be waiting patiently.
>>3099189Now I understand what you meant by last, the last guy you fight. sure is a strong contender for that role being a force of nature compared to the parts other constructs takeReminded me of old school constructs i was thinking aboutA totally radical skater named rider xSome shakespeare abominationAn alien made out of tabloid stuff A Harry potter construct
>>3098671>>3098682>>3098730>>3099170>>3099180>Time to reveal our identity“Richard!” Twink Daddy exclaims, pointing a dramatic finger at the teenager. The fleeing Constructor briefly turns around, his eyes narrowed. “There’s something I must disclose. I have another name: I’m also the man known as Twin-”“Hmm- I see now. It’s so obvious.” Richard cuts him off as he begins to thoroughly scrutinize the figure across from him. “Your charming good looks - your height - your big meaty hands - it’s so clear.” He nods. “I see. You’re not actually just a bouncer! You- You’re the number one Constructor..!” The Constructor exclaims, pointing an accusatory finger at Twink Daddy.“Uh.. what? No.” Twink Daddy stares blankly.“No, it’s so clear. A Constructor imbued with the both the ability to summon a Construct and the powers of one.. astounding. I see why you’re number one.” Richard nods confidently to himself. Summers’ face is indescribable. “We’ll meet again, Cinco!.. And see you tomorrow, Summers!” He waves goodbye with flamboyance as he steers the unconscious Dandy through the set of glass doors at the far end of the Construct. Twink Daddy stares open mouthed.You begin to understand why someone with such strong Constructs is so low in the top 10. As he exits, you feel your head swim as the world around you goes black.
You begin to come to a few moments later. Twink Daddy is gently nudging you awake. Summers is standing across from you - a thin trail of blood leaks from her mouth and she is leaning against the wall, but she looks satisfied even if badly hurt - she’s looking out over the balcony and at the passing cars and occasional people. You see the clothes and plunger you stored in the lockers from earlier in front of you.“Oh? You’re awake..?” She glances down to you. “Well- uh, good. Took you long enough. But you and your Construct did pretty good with Richard out there. Just figured- that, uh, you’d like to hear that before I left. Since I'm apparently supposed to be your friend now.” Samurai rubs the back of her head. “.. You good?”
>>3099430>absolutely clueless, the perfect harem protagonist. >>3099431"Im good, you want to come in and rest?"
>>3099431I guess we should get redressed now
>>3099431Help get Sam all cleaned and rested up.It's the least we can do, since we are too autistic to say thank you.
>>3099431>Thank her for lending her help during the fight>Offer to patch up her injuriesThough its a bold move assuming that TD has an appropriately stocked medicine cabinet, at least we can make sure she's not gonna be bleeding everywhere while she makes her way home.>Make a (mental) promise to actually tip her next time
>>3099431>>3099710Yeah let's offer to patch her up
>>3099461>>3099558>>3099710>>3099752>Thank her for lending her help during the fight>Offer to patch up her injuries“U-uh- thanks for helping out with Richard, and stuff.” You offer quietly. “Can I- uhm, help you out with the cuts and stuff..?” Twink Daddy pats you on the back. His great RESPECT for you only grows.“I barely even helped out with the fight. I just got stabbed a few times. It was all you and Twink Daddy.” Samurai shakes her head. “And no thanks. This is nothing. “I’ll just head back to the restaurant and sleep it off. No problem.” She moves to step down the stairs leading off your balcony - her bright yellow vespa is still in sight - but she pauses.“I’ve been thinking. I know I didn’t manage to kill Dandy or Sunny or whatever and get his rank when I came along with you, but- I don’t think I really wanted to, anyways. I just wanted to see him get his shit pushed in when he came to attack you. And he’s really the only one who actually talks to me at school, so..” She frowns. “All this UCA shit is kind of.. stupid, anyways. Making people kill stuff for no other reason than a title. I don’t even think I ever cared about the UCA in the first place. It’s just the Constructs I care about.”She waves you goodbye as she staggers down the stairs, her Construct trotting along right after her. “I’ll see you whenever you order Chinese food next, I guess, so.. probably tomorrow. Good luck with the rest of the Constructors. Stay safe.” You watch as she allows Nek.o into the bag by her vespa before she takes a seat atop it. She quickly pulls out of the apartment building’s parking lot and is soon out of sight.You are now ALONE with TWINK DADDY. You’re pretty tired. You should probably get inside and change.
>>3099431Wait are we outside? Also I love how Richard says they're going to meet tomorrow because they go to the same school Man this series you made really inspired me to think up things hell I have my own idea for a construct quest stardust crusaders style journey to find something called the construction manual
>>3099840oh god is she part of his harem all along?
>>3099840>Go inside and ponder what the hell causes TD's powerupsIs it the act of groping? Is it the swell of emotions his victims are feeling? Is it all down to the QM's discretions???
>>3099902This, I was also wondering why it didnt work the first time. Maybe we have to see ALL of the abilitys of the enemys construct before it works?
>>3099902>Go inside and ponder what the hell causes TD's powerupsYou figure it’s about time to head inside and try to consider what the hell causes TD’s powerups. There’s probably at least something in common between all the times he adapted to a Construct’s strength. As Twink Daddy picks up the plunger and the clothing pile, you step back into the comfort of your small apartment - hoping to return to a nice period of quietude after that long and lewd battle in some teenage horndog Constructive.As you enter, you hear a young, familiar voice calling out to you, much to your surprise. Your television is on - it’s playing something from the Rebuilds of Evangelion. “BL? That you? I cut a hole into your apartment. I wanted to see if you had ice cream. Don’t get your panties in a knot, hole’s closed already.” Blitzrapier Phorcys begins to walk into hall. “Deltarender’s here, too, and I already got your icecream, so it’s no us-”The second he sees you, his words catch in his throat and he backs up, tripping over himself as he stares up at you. His face is red. “Y-y-you - where the fuck - your clothing-..” He stutters, using his feet to kick himself away from you as if scampering. “A-ah-ah- Deltarender! Delta..!” He screams. His Construct seems to get the idea and cuts a gaping hole into your sliding door in a quick, deft motion and gently picks up the boy. They leap out of the your apartment together - the mech gently hovering off of your DANGEROUS BALCONY - and the hole closes.Your ice cream is now on the floor and completely empty next to a sticky spoon. You’re so fucking tired.[yippee end of chapter 3]
>>3099976Lol didn't expect that of him. see you next weekend.
>>3099976>PhorcysAY there he is.......right after all the mecha references have petered out, alright then. Also serves him right for stealing our DELICIOUS ICE CREAM like that.Hope BL (underwear mode) hasn't scared him away from future thread apperances though.
>>3099976Thanks for the thread man, It's been a great time as always.Can't wait for next time.>>3100108Eh i'm sure he'll be fine.Besides her pancake tiddies, the rest of BL's body seems to be pretty pleasant. I'm sure he's just embarrassed.
>>3099976>BL too tired to attempt to /ss/Richard you dick this is all your fucking faultBut thanks for running, this was a pretty great (and lewd) thread
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3079041/thread archived yeehawhere's a bonus pic of what it would've looked like if you decided to force samurai to partake in your embarrassing plan
>>3100138Now im upset the protagonist is not a male.
>>3100138>ywn slurp greasy chinese takeout off Sam's absWhy live
>>3100138I hope those scars will heal
>>3099377Tabloid alien/cryptid is damn strong.>>3100138Good thing we didn't, or we might have been found out due to Samurai not wanting to let go of her hat, hell not even turning it backwards like a cool hero.
Holy crap, BL is stacked! Not bad for a hikki-ne et...But Summer looks more delicious
>>3100138gotta get our new bff to teach us her workout routine
Wait we haven't tried the copying move on a girl, how do we know it doesn't work on them?
>>3101869Given the BL theme, and how other character powers are really well associated to their genre, it's likely that TwinkDaddy can't copy a power belonging to a character who's been created by a female. That being said, we could always attempt to figure this out with Samurai, but don't feel we have a high enough social link rank yet.
When is girl love with samurai happening
>>3101955Never, because it is the antithesis of the purity that is boys love.
>>3101955Delete this post
>>3101955BL and Samurai sharing shota.
>>3102051I would accept this if girl love is not on the table
>>3101955>Implying BL, the person who birthed the incarnation of boys love, has eyes for GUUURLSNever ever
Know any series that each character would like?For blitzrapier i know evangelion but nothing else I know of including other characters
Do you have a page or something somewhere for your art op?Preferably something lewd
>>3102337No he doesn't it. could see that from the previous threads.
OP give us secret lewds
So many lewd posters on /qst/ nowadays, cant you just be happy with what OP has already done for us?
>>3102576Im hapy just asking. if they say no ill quit down without a fuss.
>>3102576No. I'm going to make fanart instead!
>>3102337>>3102566sorry! don't really post my stuff anywhere. i've considered making a discord for this quest to compile art and for ease of contact though
>>3102776By the way how it's going on that? Should i expect it to be ready soon?
>>3102897Yup! Table and everything has been properly setup, so now I'm just updating drivers and should have something to show within the next hour or two.>>3102892There is the /qst/ discord group, but as I'm not a part of it I can't really say what the community is like.
>>3102941> Image nameWhy did you have to make me think of that with summers
>>3103166Meant for this >>3102892
>>3102897here's the retro media concept. working on the full cyberpunk design right now. (Verty Gerty is such a fun brush to use holy crap)
Best quest on this board in a long while
>>3102892I'd bookmark you if you make a twitter/something else.
>>3103237Nice, is she named stream?
>>3103685Just a stand-in pun name that isn't just Retro (because that's another tv head character. They're from Dead Leaves)
https://discord.gg/BHtuR7cmade a very crappy discord real quick if you want to check it out
>>3108887>>3108887>>3108887new thread ya'll