You are a HIKIKOMORI, a FUJOSHI and a SHY LOSER.Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Hikikomori%20Quest
The time is 8:42 AM on a Sunday. You have just woken up. The events from the previous night are a quick, pounding blur in your head; befriending the immense man that apparently crawled out of your head, the attack on your apartment staged by that helmeted brat, and a massive BL incarnate fighting a bladed robot in the midst of an empty city as you watched from a rooftop, eventually blacking out as the boy left you alone on the roof. It almost feels like a dream. You blink several times as you become reaccustomed to your room. The same pallid, grey walls surround you. It's just as dark as ever. But today is a little different. The trash bags loaded with discarded snacks and beer cans littering your room seem to have been tossed, and the smell is noticeably less oppressive - to any visitors, of course. You've become used to it. It seems a little cleaner. And of course, there is the matter of your tall son watching anime on your boxy old television.Twink Daddy cocks his head at you come to, blinking the sleep from your eyes as you slowly rise from your sticky mattress. "Oh, good morning!" He greets you enthusiastically.>What do you do?
>>3059635Look at what he's watching and then tell him he has shit taste (Unless he's watching a show full of bishies, in which case he truly is your brain child.)
>>3059635Pat him on the head
>>3059635Check and see if our battle yesterday actually left any marks on the surrounding area.
Egads, sunlight, from the windows! Find something to block that out!>>3059676Dat boi onscreen has some thick eyebrows so I doubt it.
>>3059676>Look at what he's watching and then tell him he has shit taste (Unless he's watching a show full of bishies, in which case he truly is your brain child.)>>3059807>Egads, sunlight, from the windows! Find something to block that out!You open your mouth to proudly let your son know that he has shit taste, but you pause as Akira and Ryo come on screen. Guess he really is your kid. You consider covering your sliding door with your blanket - you typically do so on most days - but you figure that you'd like to see where you're going for now. Your room does get really dark when it's covered.>>3059745>Pat him on the head>>3059754>Check and see if our battle yesterday actually left any marks on the surrounding area.Patting him on the head as you walk by, you move to the door to check if the battle from yesterday actually affected any of the local area. Although it was kind of trippy and dream-esque - in fact, you don't really remember how you got back into your apartment at all - you should at least make sure your son didn't crush some cars or buildings with clumsy footsteps and cost you any money. Heading to the door, you pause as you come to realize you actually hear a knocking sound. It's soft and occasional, but it's still knocking.Looking over his shoulder, Twink Daddy acknowledges it. "Hmm-.. I think they've been knocking for half an hour, maybe? Actually, they were just ringing the doorbell for the first ten. I figured you should choose."
>>3059815Grab the TRUSTY PLUNGER, and go to answer the door.
>>3059819Lets do this i guess
>>3059819I would think SHITTY CHINESE SCISSOR BLADE would be better
>>3059836We've already established that it's a ridiculously expensive replica that would probably break quickly in combat. Our heroine is loathe to endanger it in any way.
>>3059819>>3059822>Grab the TRUSTY PLUNGER, and go to answer the door.You move to grab the TRUSTY PLUNGER from your bathroom. It's still there, luckily! Somehow, even after throwing it at the kid last night, it managed to find its way back into your gross little bathroom. Twink Daddy tilts his head back over from the television. "Oh, were you looking for that?" He tilts his head. "Someone left it at the door last night with the bowl and the mouthwash. You weren't awake, but.. I figured you'd want it."Looks like somehow you did manage to find your way back into the apartment? You're still unsure about it, but you slowly edge toward the door and maintain a guarded stance. Keeping the plunger tightly gripped, you gently open the door to find.. a young boy in his middleschool uniform. His hand is in the air and mid-knock and he looks sleepy-eyed as if the only thing he'd actually been doing for the past while was just.. knocking.He glances up and catches sight of you. His eyes widening, he immediately straightens his slumped posture and points at himself, completely caught off guard. "Uh- good- good morning." He says quickly and sharply. He rubs the back of his head. "I wanted to.. apologize. For nearly killing you last night, or whatever.."
>>3059848>biff with plunger
>>3059848HOLY CRAP A CUTE BOY IS TALKING TO US!... well he's not actually a cute boy-I mean he is a boy, but...aaaagh! You know what I mean. It's still enough to trigger our crippling social anxiety!
>>3059848Well we can't speak for shit anywaySo just give him a quick hug and hope we don't smell too bad.
>>3059848Rub eyes and double takeis this dude serious right now?
>>3059854>>3059915>biff with plunger>Rub eyes and double takeYou blink twice before swinging the plunger at the kid's nose, still not fully comprehending his offer. However, in your EXTREME UNATHLETICISM, you miss pretty well despite the kid standing right outside of your doorway. Your complete failure in landing a hit seems to fail to register as an attempt at self defense to the boy. He frowns. ".. Why do you have your fucking plunger out?-.. Whatever. I need to talk to you.">>3059860>>3059864>It's still enough to trigger our crippling social anxiety!>Well we can't speak for shit anyway So just give him a quick hug and hope we don't smell too bad."U-uh, well- y-'-you know, that's.." You run your hand through a head of fluffy hair, struggling to get words out yet as your fingers twiddle with loose strands. You're like this with most people when it came to actually talking. Even Twink Daddy, and he's technically your brain son. "That's-.. uhm.. okay." You open your arms for a quick hug with the boy.Blitzrapier's eyes widen and he immediately backs away, his back hitting the railing. "God, figures number one would be a real fucking mess.." The kid mutters under his breath, looking over the twenty-one year old pile of nothing in front of him. He took a sharp breath as if gathering himself. "But I came to say I was sorry and I wanted to talk to you. About your Construct. Deltarender's here too. He can stay outside and make sure no one tries to get in on our business. Can I.. come in..?" He tilts his head, looking over your shoulder to peer into the mess of trashy anime behind you. His face notably contorts in an expression of disgust remembering the smell from yesterday.
>>3059949How rude. Reprimand this small child.
>>3059949I guess he could. Maybe he'll be impressed by how well TWINK DADDY was able to clean the place.
>>3059949let him in
>>3059949Let him in and offer some drinks and snacks.Drug them molest him in his sleep.
>>3059995>>3060076>>3060092>I guess he could. "U-uh, well, sure.." You mumble, opening the door wider to allow the kid in. Much to your dismay, it seems that there's not really much food in your house, drugged or not; the takeout you ordered yesterday likely came to an empty house while you were fighting Blitzrapier and the leftovers from a few days ago are starting to look a little too nasty for your taste. Moving into your apartment tentatively, Phorcys looks around the house in obvious disgust. If he noticed that the trash bags littering your room yesterday were thrown out, he certainly neglects to mention it to you."Still smells like dog shit in here." The middleschooler scoffs, sitting across from you at your table. "And it's so dark. How the hell do you even see anything around here? And there's clothes everywhere. Makes me wanna vomit." He shifts awkwardly to move himself off of a loose old shirt of yours. It's weirdly sticky. Twink Daddy leans in close to you. ".. Why's he back..?" He whispers, glancing between you and the boy."Alright, so.." Blitzrapier steels himself, leaning over the table. "Why the fuck is your Construct so strong? How the hell did you get #1 in the UCA the second you popped up? How did your gross Construct do mine back in my Constructive yesterday? Who even are you?"
>>3060122What the hell is a construct
>>3060122You got no idea what all of that means, but you want to knowThwn introduce yourself anyways in the usual awkward mannerLet Twink Daddy do it for you if you are too much of a mess to do it alone
>>3060122Tell him you have no idea what's going on and ask him for an exposition dump. (Just like in your animes!)
>>3060122>I dunno lol? He popped out of my head yesterday and then you showed up.
>>3060135>>3060177>>3060551>>3060635>What the hell is a construct"U-uhm.. what's a Construct..?" You smile nervously at the kid. "Oh, and I'm.. BL+Lover. And th-this is, Twink Daddy.""I don't mean what your name is, jackass, I kno-" The boy blinked. "-You don't even know what a Construct is..? You got number one without even trying to make one? Did you even the check the website? Do you know what the UCA is..? God, are you.. " Blitzrapier looks at your stupid face and quickly determines that you aren't playing dumb. His fists clenched, he puts his school bag up to his face and screams into it for a second. Pulling it back, his lips are tightened."Alright, look- I don't care or whatever that I lost. Not anymore. I'm stuck at rank 11 now. I get it. I wasn't.. good enough to beat you." He lowers his voice at the last part, running a hand through his hair. "But I don't wanna have gotten my ass kicked by someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're even doing. So.." Phorcys glances to the table. "Try to listen closely.""So, according to my helmet, your Construct popped up some time around.. Saturday morning. Really, really early morning. Bet you were getting fucked up, right?" He glances at the cans littering the table. "Do you remember anything that happening that morning? Like, weird. You must, considering your life seems pretty fucking boring already." He waves to the anime postered room."N-not really.." You rub the back of her head. "Seafood.. ramen..?" It was all kind of a dark, drunken blur. Most nights are for you. "I crawled out of her head two nights ago!" Twink Daddy exclaims next to you. "I think it was- hm.. maybe 2:00 AM? Or.. 2:30?" He taps at his chin. "It was definitely around then. And then she passed out, so I put her on her bed!..""Creepy. Anyways, a Construct is a physical manifestation of your consumed media. When your brain takes in too much of a certain genre of media, it starts to get full. And it needs to empty some of that space. So your brain outputs an incarnate of the genre you prefer. Whether it's cool badass robot mechs, or magical girls, or.." He glances at Twink Daddy. ".. Whatever you read to make that, a Construct crawls out of your forehead. Usually they even have parts of you mixed in whether it be memories or personality, too, so I guess you could kind of call it something like a kid you have with the weird anime you watch. Whatever gets your rocks off."
>>3060701Check out the website that Blitzrapier talked about
>>3060701Get a hot under the collar about the idea of getting brain pregnate by anime bois
>>3060701>"UCA? Website? And I got ranked #1 as soon as it happened without ever getting in a fight? You detected me with your helmet, is that something unique to you or can anyone with a construct do it?">>3060728Just like our erotic Mongolian animations.
>>3060701Waaait if constructs are made when you over consume media why didn't Twink Daddy crawl out of my head years ago?
>>3060728>>3060718>>3060801>>3060818>>3061080>Waaait if constructs are made when you over consume media why didn't Twink Daddy crawl out of my head years ago?>Get a hot under the collar about the idea of getting brain pregnate by anime bois>"UCA? Website? And I got ranked #1 as soon as it happened without ever getting in a fight? You detected me with your helmet, is that something unique to you or can anyone with a construct do it?""B-but- I've been reading BL for a really long time, and.." You scratch the back of your head nervously. "Why didn't he- come out, sooner? A-and.. the UCA? Website? Why'd I get first? And wh-what's up with your, uhm-.. helmet? Can I do that too..? And it's kind of like getting.. brain.. pregnant..?" You blush at the idea of getting brain pregnant by anime boys. Blitzrapier looks further disgusted."God, you actually really don't know anything..? First of all, you need to take in a TON of a genre to construct something. Like, years and years worth. It's kind of creepy you made one without trying actively to get one.." The kid seems almost condescendingly and frustratingly amused by your ignorance. ".. The UCA is the United Constructors' Association. They've got a website and everything. It lists off all the known Constructors and ranks them based on how strong they are. Pretty much every loser with a Construction is listed on the website - except for the top 10. See, they're supposed to be top secret and hard to get into and you're supposed to hunt them down like a videogame, I guess. But not the fucking case with you.""See, this is the first time something like this has happened. People tend to always start at lower ranks and fight and climb their way up with the occasional higher ranker. But see, with you, the second you made your weirdo creepo Construct, you ranked first and EVERYONE got bumped up. A lot of people thought it was a mistake at first but it stuck around. I don't know why the fuck you got first, but now a lot of angry and strong people are probably going to be looking for a new Constructor and trying to kill you or your Construct or both of you." He shrugs. "Here's what gonna happen. You won against me, and maybe the next guy, and maybe guy after him, but eventually someone's gonna drag you into their Constructive, lance you through the head and take your spot.""And my helmet's just mine. Found it in a dumpster outside my house. Helps me track down Constructors and gives me a name. That's why I came to you so fast. The rest of the top 10 are probably gonna be coming after you in the next few days." He places the metal dome against the table. It's way too small to fit on you. "Hey, you got anything to eat? I'm starving.""B-but-.." Your words are sharply cut off as the doorbell rings. You glance over your shoulder. Twink Daddy seems hesitant. "I orderered Chinese, but.."
>>3061365Don't answer, if we don't answer, they might just go away.
>>3061365Look out through the little peephole on the door.
peephole is go, also, remember is that gun real?
>>3061365Check the peephole fags lmao>Have Blitz put on his helmet and scan the door
>>3061397>>3061441>>3061450>>3061455>Have Blitz put on his helmet and scan the door>remember is that gun real?"C-could you check that..?" You glance at Blitz's helmet, but the kid shoots you a look and shoves it back into his bag."Yeah, I'm not helpin' your sorry ass. I already apologized, alright?" He scoffs. "If you open that door and get dragged into some guy's Constructive and slaughtered, then I get back into the top 10." You frown at Phorcys before hesitantly glancing at the PROP GUN on the top shelf. You.. don't remember how or why you got it, but it's definitely not real. At least, if it is, it's definitely not loaded.>Look out through the little peephole on the door."Stay safe..!" Your son calls out as you approach the door hesitantly.Edging closer, you can hear Blitzrapher Phorcys snickering. Have fun getting your shit pushed in." He sneers as you peer into the peephole with baited breath, hoping a sword doesn't suddenly stick through and pierce your head.You release a sigh as you see a familiar delivery girl waiting outside the door hole. ".. Hello? Anyone there..?" She knocks on the door a few times for extra measure before glancing down at the greasy paper bag held in her hands. "I got an order of.. a quart of chicken lo mein, two pints of pork fried rice, crab rangoons, a D24.."
>>3061464Wow that little shitAt least the delivery looks normalWhich is a surprise because delta was guarding the door.
>>3061464Hand her the money and take the food, but don't open the door too much. I've got a bad feeling about this.
>>3061464open up, take the food, then close the door.You use your FATHER'S credit card to pay for everything anyway, and it's not like you ever tip.
>>3061471>>3061473>>3061474>Hand her the money and take the food, but don't open the door too much. I've got a bad feeling about this.>open up, take the food, then close the door. You use your FATHER'S credit card to pay for everything anyway, and it's not like you ever tip.Taking the food and shutting the door quickly, you share little conversation with the delivery girl outside. Of course, she'd be used to it by now because you pretty much do the exact same thing every day, but this time you do it extra suspiciously.Closing the door, Blitzrapier eyes you with disappointment. "What, not dead?" He complains. "That sucks." You feel the need to reprimand this kid for being such a little shit, but you are pretty lacking in the GUTS stat as is. Opening up the paper bag, you and Twink Daddy begin to eat while the kid talks."Anyways, before I go." The kid cracks open a box of lo mein and starts eating before you can even invite him to dig in. He talks with a mouthful of noodles. "When you're high enough rank and strong enough and have read and watched a WHOLE BUNCH of shit, you can make something called a Constructive. Those are super rare. Not many people ever even get to see one. It's really hard to make one. But when you do-.." "It's kind of like, a reflection of your mental state and the stuff you like taking shape in a PLACE. It's hard to describe to someone of your.." He bites into a crab rangoon while considering the right word. "Dumbass-ness. But it takes shape as a mix between an important place to you, your psyche, and the media you like. Like, with mine where I nearly killed you yesterday. It looked like the rooftop of my school, 'cause I read and watch my stuff up there. But it's got the mech element too, so it's like, in the middle of a city and way higher than usual so I can look at cool robot battles.""Oh, and, uh.. thanks again. For like, saying I did my best, and.." He adds something else under his breath, but it's too quiet to hear. "But yeah. Whatever. Got any other questions?"
>>3061528Nope BL can only handle so much social interaction in one day, i'm sure we can figure everything else out online anyway..Tell him thank you and have TWINK DADDY take him out.Make sure to give him a hug and a kissy on the way out!
>>3061528>I can make a constructive right? Since you can make one, and I'm higher rank than you and stronger than you and all that. No offense.
>>3061528So, wait, could we make a constructive right now? Would it have a bunch of cute boys who are definitely into each other?
>>3061528>>3061537 Supporting hug, and try to not be so gross about itBut also.>>3061549>>3061548>Can we de one?
>>3061548>>3061549>>3061598>I can make a constructive right? Since you can make one, and I'm higher rank than you and stronger than you and all that. No offense."Wait, so.." You ponder the concept. "Could I make one? Y-y'know, since, I'm, uhm.. stronger, than you, since I got number one. And c-could I like.. put cute boys in it..?" You lower your voice immensely before asking the last bit. Twink Daddy winks at you.Blitzrapier scowls at you. "Yeah, you could make some shitty ass construct, theoretically. But being the strongest and making a Constructive are two different things. Making a Constructive takes a lot of effort and practice and getting number one because your Construct came out all weird and fucky looking isn't gonna afford you much technical skill. And Constructives should only really be used for making arenas for dueling other Constructors. You use it for anything else and you're definitely a creepy shithead who deserves to get his face censored in photographs.">Supporting hug, and try to not be so gross about itYou quiet. "O-oh, ok." Opening up a fortune cookie, you side-eye the boy. ".. thanks for telling me stuff." Opening up your arms, you lean over the table and hug the boy. Unlike the earlier failed attempt, Phorcys seems to tolerate the hugging and leans over to accept it. "Whatever, BL." The kid mutters quietly under his breath."I'll see him out." Standing up, Twink Daddy moves to offer a hand to help Blitz up, but he stares at the accepted hand like a dead fish. "Your apartment is built like a broom closet. I can see the exit from here. Bye." He says matter-of-factly, standing up to walk out. "See you. If number 10 doesn't kill you, I guess."
>>3061622What a good boi.Anyway guess it's time to bool around until number 10 shows up. I would suggest popping in a old boys love classic an having a nice slick session to take your mind off the up coming battles.
>>3061651With our son watching?
>>3061622Wait, number 10 is already on the way? How do you know 9 or 8 won't get here first?
>>3061676Why not?He'll be fine, and if not he can always go to the bathroom. Mamma has NEEDS DAMN IT
>>3061622>Missed the 'cute shota visits your house' session.Why even live. At least BL managed to get some hugs in.Also while we're waiting for challenger number 2 to kick our door in, let's>browse the internet to find rumors about the top 10Yeah Blitz said they're ''''top secret'''' officially but I bet there's a bunch of spectulation going on about them on various forums.>>3061651Second popping in a BL classic in order to RANK UP our degenerate fujo level. It's our duty as a mother to provide the best for our yaoi son, and the best includes getting good enough to create a Constructive that contains his very own BATTLE HAREM of hunky dudes. ....Also if Twink Daddy only powers up when touching boys we're gonna be screwed if we come across a female constructor / female construct combo. We can't keep on relying on fate to drop cute boys into our lap, we can make out own now!
>>3061651>>3061681>>3061988Wait, number 10 is already on the way? How do you know 9 or 8 won't get here first?>browse the internet to find rumors about the top 10"U-uh, wait- number 10? What if someone else gets here first..?" You call out to Blitzrapier. The boy shrugs as he leaves. "Whatever-the-fuck. Doesn't matter."As the door shuts behind Blitz, you get up without bothering to clean the Chinese food remains off of your table, retreating to your computer to try to find some info on the possible next top 10 and take some of the edge off. Social interaction for that long was pretty exhausting. Trawling through shitty old messageboards, you make your way through a number of Construct shitposts while trying to glean some potential info on the next approaching fighters. Most seem like bullshit or useless: a completely ordinary looking guy, something about hospital records, a baseball game..? It doesn't seem to come together.>I would suggest popping in a old boys love classic an having a nice slick session to take your mind off the up coming battles."U-uh, could you- um, clean the bathroom for me..? For 3-30, minutes?" You glance to Twink Daddy who dutifully nods. "Not a problem~" He winks, shooting you a finger gun as he backs into the bathroom.You turn to your monitor again. Now that you finally have some privacy, you decide to take care of some business that can't be described in detail on /qst./ Taking to it quickly, you feel a wash of satisfaction and.. tiredness as you continue. In fact, the tiredness seems to only grow within your chest as the boys on screen engage in /qst/ appropriate actions. Taking longer and longer blinks, you feel your muscles slowly relax as your hand falls to your side, slowly succumbing to that tiredness.
You wake up. You made a mistake.You are now on the ground. Upon attempting to move your arms, you find they are tied. You can see a tied Blitzrapier and a broken Deltarender on the left, his right arm lying on the ground near you. A familiar girl stands in front of you."..Oh, you're awake." She kneels in front of you. She holds her hand out to you for to shake it despite the current situation. "It's nice to meet you, number one."
>>3062082FUCKQUICK, POP UP AND HEADBUTT THE GIRL.With legs that thick you have to be able to propel yourself pretty ok...right?
>>3062082>Oh god>Thanks for putting my underwear back on
>>3062082Check to see if she fixed our pants and underwear. If she did, call her out on her Girl-Love shit taste.
>>3062082You've kidnapped Blitz and brought him here? Don't tell me you've kidnapped him so that you can live out your sick NTR fantasies, making me and Daddy watch as you live my shota dream!
>>3062094>QUICK, POP UP AND HEADBUTT THE GIRL.Thinking quickly, you move your legs under you to pop up and headbutt her. Your thick legs are just about the closest thing to "strong" you have when it comes to being you. Unfortunately, while the attack have caught a lesser delivery girl, the young woman in front of you seems to have UNPARALLELED ATHLETICISM. She easily sidesteps your attack and very easily shoves you against the wall. The girl slams a hand onto the wall next to you in an expert display of kabe-don. ".. Nice try." You can hear Blitzrapier's muffled yells. They vaguely sound like something similar to "fucking moron.">>3062095>>3062096>Thanks for putting my underwear back on>Check to see if she fixed our pants and underwear. If she did, call her out on her Girl-Love shit taste.Realizing that your underwear seems to have returned, your face flushes. "D-id you.." You glance down. "Are you into Girl-Lo-"".. Let's not talk about that." The delivery girl's lips tighten as she similarly turns a hue pinker. "Guess I can't fault you this time 'cause you got drugged, but you could've at least tried to pull your panties up before you fell asleep." >>3062099>You've kidnapped Blitz and brought him here? Don't tell me you've kidnapped him so that you can live out your sick NTR fantasies, making me and Daddy watch as you live my shota dream!"Wh..why did you bring Blitzrapier and Delta..?" You ask slowly, still trying to stall. You can see Twink Daddy behind the girl, but both of his hands have been tied into what is essentially a big, roped up meatball. "Oh, that fucking brat?" She points a finger over her shoulder. Blitzrapier looks CONSUMED WITH RAGE. "When I came to deliver your food, I shoved his robot's arm up it's own ass. When I was waiting for the food to get you, the kid came out and saw me and tried to fight me with a broken Construct until the drugs got him. I'm just making sure he doesn't get in the way when we fight. I know Phorcys. He's pulled some shit before." The delivery girl shrugs. "You ready to get this over with?"
>>3062152Delta's blade is pretty close. Think we might be able to try to use it to cut our bindings?
>>3062152We are definitely not ready for this.Where's your construct?
>>3062152>Blitz you little shit, I told you to scan the door. You didn't and now look where we are. This is your fault! >Also no I'm not ready, a few more minutes to recover from your date rape drugs please.
>>3062152Wait! Twink Daddys' hands are not attached to the rest of him. >Have Twink Daddy dunk her with his meatball hands while she is looking at us.
>>3062188Support She's the one who drugged our food to get an edge over us, she has no ground to complain about our underHANDED tactics.Claim we're still feeling woozy after her date rape drug trick like >>3062185 mentions to keep her attention on us BUT NO YELLING AT BLITZ HE'S A GOOD BOY>>3062170Bl's str and dex stats are in the triple negatives. Honestly I see her tripping over her own feet and stabbing herself on th damn blade if we make her get it.
>>3062152Shes clearly into girl love, kabedoning like that.Plea for her to not do bad touch anymore
>>3062182>>3062185>>3062188>>3062209>>3062170>Delta's blade is pretty close. Think we might be able to try to use it to cut our bindings?You eye the arm. It's definitely within foot-grabbing distance. If you could extend your leg out just a little, you might be able to.. you decide not to. You'd almost certainly end up cutting your foot open and bleeding all over the floor and dying.>Also no I'm not ready, a few more minutes to recover from your date rape drugs please.>Have Twink Daddy dunk her with his meatball hands while she is looking at us."U-uh- my head's still kind of- uh, I'm, I'm not ready yet." You manage to get out, nervously backing against the wall. You can see Twink Daddy's tied up hands slowly coming up behind her. The girl shrugs noncommitally. "Fine. That's alright. Take your time." Her voice is steely and cool. She backs off, but you try to maintain her attention. "Uh-, wh-where's your Construct..?" You ask slowly. The hands seem to be coming into range. She shrugs. "You'll meet 'em eventually. My Constructive's set up right outside that door. But I wouldn't be worrying about him right now if I were you." Turning around, she catches sight of the hands - just out of reach of dunking on her, a length of rope connecting the floating hands to his tied up body. She scoffs as she glances back at you."God, you don't think I'm actually as stupid as Blitz is, do you..?" She takes a step back completely out of reach of the hands, slumping into your computer chair and folding her legs. "But since I'm here, you should at least know a little about me before your Construct ends up in pieces. My-"She is quickly cut off as Blitzrapier spits out the duct tape gag and begins shouting explosively. "QUIT TRYING TO ACT COOL YOU BIG FUCKING NERD NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY BACKSTORY AND HOW YOUR PARENTS SOLD YOU TO A FUCKING CHINESE RESTAURANT JUST FIGHT HER OVER ALREADY-" The delivery girl quickly walks over to the boy while trying to maintain her "cool and mysterious aura" but she is very obviously upset. "BL HER NAME IS SAMURAI SUMMERS HER CONSTRUCT IS A FUCKING-" She quickly slaps the duct tape over his mouth.She takes a few short breaths before turning back to face you and attempting to maintain any semblance of engimatic-ness. "S-so.?" She tries to look cool.
>>3062261I'm sorry you had to go through that?
>>3062261>Samurai SummersOkay her construct is either an dual wielding edgy shonen samurai or an actual equippable sword, thanks Blitz. And whatever it is its 100% gonna be able to pull of a sword beam or it'll bring shame to anime swordfighters everywhere. As for responses....This >>3062278followed by "....so can you untie us so that our constructs can have their fated epic sword duel....?" Also Twink Daddy MUST dual wield SWORD ARM and CHINESE KNOCKOFF SCISSOR BLADE in this ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
>>3062261Are you mad at me because I never tipped?
>>3062304This. We're gonna duke it out in real shonen drama style.
>>3062261Oh that's so sadTwink Daddy, sing Despasito
>>3062304Supporting thisAlso ask if she's black
+1I'm banned so I can't participate but this qst is great! Your drawings are so crisp
>>3062377Kind of a weird question to ask someone who is standing right in front of you.
>>3062261I am ten billion percent behind >>3062310
>>3062261Can you let phorcys he's a jackass but he's the only person who treated us nicely for a while i would feel bad if he got hurt
>>3062261Tell her that you think she's cool.
>>3062278>>3062304>>3062310>>3062311>>3062377>>3062642>>3062683>>3062678>I'm sorry you had to go through that?>....so can you untie us so that our constructs can have their fated epic sword duel....?"O-oh, uh.. sorry.." You struggle to look her in the eyes. "About, uhm, getting sold to a restaurant..""I didn't really- it's not like- this would've been way better if I was the one that explained it." Samurai looks further frustrated. She glances to Phorcys with an icily cold expression. Blitzrapier wiggles a restrained hand through the rope to flip the bird. "Whatever. Might as well get it done with." She turns to you."Can you- untie me, maybe, so we could have.. like.. our cool sword duel..?" You ask hesitantly. Samurai raises a brow. ".. A sword duel..? Whatever you want to try to fight me with, I guess." Summers shrugs. "I'll untie you. Your Construct stays tied until you're both in my Constructive. I don't wanna drag this out any longer than it has to.">Are you mad at me because I never tipped?>Also ask if she's black>Tell her that you think she's cool.As she kneels down to take care of the ropes binding you, you decide to take the time to ask some further questions. ".. Are you doing this b-because, I don't tip-? Because-" She cuts you off. "It's because I want number one. I don't care that you don't tip." She says flatly. "Constructs and the UCA are the only thing that matter." Deep down in your chest you still feel it was kind of because you didn't tip.Standing up, you rub at your wrists for a moment, stretching out and finally getting the chance to get a good breath in. Summers moves over to Twink Daddy, snagging at a loose rope and dragging him along behind her as she walks forward. "S-so.." You trail off. "What are you-? Like, um, you're kind of- dark-skinned..?""It's a tan." She says flatly. "Are you going to just ask questions or are you gonna fight?""Well, uh- sorry. It's just, um, I thought you seemed kinda, like- cool?" You say slowly and hesitantly. For a moment, the distant demeanor seems to slip. "C.. cool? Well, I mean-" She rubs the back of her head and smiles nervously for just a second. "Really..?"
>>3062818Yeah.She all tan and athletic and she has the gnarly scar with nice freckles.Super Cool.She's is defiantly the coolest girl we know.I mean that's cause we don't KNOW any other girls, but we don't have to tell her that part.
>>3062818tell her she makes a good case for yuri, and i HATE yuri
>>3062818>Samurai Summers>Her construct is a gun>You seem so cool that you'd untie twink daddy. And teach me how to make my own constructive. And get me free meals in the future. Also why do people wanna be #1 so bad? I'm #1 and all it's gotten me is a bunch of assholes crashing my apartment.
>>3062854Let's not get manipulative here, BL would mess that up and ruin any good favour we've garnered
>>3062818verbalize the feeling of awe you feel at how cool she is. You wish you were as confident as heralso >>3062844.
>>3062818>>3062854Entertain the possibility of throwing the match. We're a degenerate fujoshi, not a hot blooded shounen! The sooner we drop off the top ten the sooner we can get back to our sheltered Hikki lifestyle.
>>3063242Possibly not entirely true deltarender is only brokenOh yeah this is something we can ask her about what's the win/lose condition
Wonder when fight will start also like how constructives is a excuse for BL to never actually go anywhere
>>3062838>>3062844>>3063072>>3063093>>3063231>>3063244"Y-yeah, y'know- like, cool.." You continue nervously. "Like, tan and athletic- and, like, a scar, and freckles.. and I mean- you, make a pretty good case for yuri, too, and I hate yuri.."Samurai rubs the back of her head. The TENSION in the room is rising. Blitzraphier Phorcys is screaming into his duct tape, but Summers quickly shakes it off. ".. Alright." She says coolly, snatching another loose rope and dragging Twink Daddy along to the exit. She keeps her face turned away from you. "A-and, I wish I was as confident as you, too-" You continue, but she cuts you off. "You'd better put up a good fight." Samurai Summers says emptily. She moves to open the door - and the scent of Chinese food instantly wafts in. The opposing side of the door seems almost loud and hot in stark contrast to Blitz's quiet, cold winds on the rooftop of a tower. "H-hey, um- if you want first place so bad, I don't really- like, you can have it. I can throw the fight- I-I don't really want people crashing my apartment anymore-.." You mumble. She turns around, waiting patiently by the exit with her arms folded. Her foot is on Twink Daddy's face. "Don't throw it, or I'll thrash your Construct AND you." She tilts her head. "You're really gonna let your Construct die without a good fight..?""Die..?" You ask slowly. Twink Daddy tries to speak up, but she shifts her weight and puts further pressure on the Construct. "But- I didn't kill Deltarender..! He's still here!" You wave to the mech, who twitches statically in response."The UCA's all about proving your strength and your rank. That's why the away team gets to bring you into their Constructive where they have the advantage. You manage a high rank, you need to prove you deserve it. And that's why the away team has to kill the Construct to get the rank, too. The home team can choose to spare 'em if they win, but if you wanna get to a higher level, you really need to show that you can earn it. And I have no idea why you didn't just shit all over this brat and his Construct." She glances to the ground. "Go and get whatever you want. Whenever you're ready." She motions to the open door leading into her Constructive.>>3063298>Wonder when fight will start also like how constructives is a excuse for BL to never actually go anywhere[fun fact: came up with constructives last second because i was too much of a lazy ass to draw backgrounds and environments for a bunch of new places and it also conveniently fit the shut-in theme of her never really leaving her room]
>>3063337That sounds really complicated for no reason other than to see things die. What are the uca a bunch of neets?Also shouldn't the higher person set up the constructive to show that they can beat the higher odds because of them being out of their element.
>>3063337Oh no...OH FUCK NO!This will NOT stand!No more Ms Nice Fujo, Get in the ZONE BL!NO ONE IS GONNA HURT OUR BABY!
>>3063337The last constructive was a city what do you mean your too lazy to draw backgrounds and environments
>>3063337Wow really? The UCA sucks and we need to petition to change things so no more necessary death. Use that #1 spot.Untie Blitz on our way out and tell him to try not to be so useless. Take Delta's arm too.
>>3063362I honestly think the UCA is just a website and probably doesn't have anyone to enforce i mean there was no one for the previous fight
>>3063337Is that Chinese or Japanese on her hat
>>3063337Samurai summers like shinobu summers same colored skin even likes swords and shit ... Oh never mind it's actually shinobu jacobs
>>3063383She works at a chinese restaurant. What do you think?
>>3063337Before we leave say to Blitzraphier.>you should have scanned the door.
>>3063337First things first>Grab Delta's ARMBLADE and the KNOCKOFF CHINESE SCISSORBLADE as weapons for Twink Daddy. Grab your trusty PLUNGER as a weapon for yourself(sure the sissorblade was expensive, but its literally going into battle against a girl called samurai. It's never gonna have a better chance to shine than this!)>Untie Blitz>>3063434>>3063362Also come on guys he at least tried to battle her. Now that he's out of the title challenge race he could have easily just ignored her and gone on his way.
>>3063475Her construct isn't sword related. Samurai is just her name, not a title. Also Blitz didn't try to fight her for us, he tried to fight her because she broke Deltarender on her way to our door.
>>3063481Even though it isn't sword related it can't hurt to have weapon(s) on hand for Twink Daddy (we're probably gonna be jack shit with the plunger but its practically our SIGNATURE WEAPON now).I don't fancy the thought of Twink Daddy going up against whatever weapon her construct has bare handed, if we have the choice not to.
>>3063342>That sounds really complicated for no reason other than to see things die. What are the uca a bunch of neets?Your head's spinning. "That sounds.. really complicated." You say slowly to Summers, scratching the back of your head. "Just to see things die..? And shouldn't the higher rank set up the Constructive- so the challenger can beat them out of their element..?""I guess it's so that the higher rank can prove that they really own that rank." Summers shrugs again. "I don't really get it.">>3063350>>3063362>>3063434>>3063475>Grab Delta's ARMBLADE and the KNOCKOFF CHINESE SCISSORBLADE as weapons for Twink Daddy. Grab your trusty PLUNGER as a weapon for yourself>Untie Blitz on our way out and tell him to try not to be so useless. Take Delta's arm too.Moving around your house, you decide to pick up some weapons in hopes that they'll serve you some usage in the battle against Samurai Summers. Picking up your REPLICA SCISSORBLADE - with much hesitation and reluctance - and the DELTA ARM, you figure that these might be useful if it ends up being a sword fight. Her name is Samurai, after all. You also pick up the TRUSTY PLUNGER to serve as a weapon for yourself just in case. Samurai watches you in obvious amusement. ".. A plunger..?" She says slowly, glancing at the rubber tool held in your hands. "Guess it'll be easier than I thought." She adds under her breath.Kneeling down to untie Blitz, Samurai watches you as you fumble with her knots. Blitzrapier is still staring at her with a look of utter contempt. "You can untie the ropes. But.." She squats next to you to with a roll of duct tape in her hands. Extending a long sheet, she wraps it around his mouth and head several times to the point it'd be difficult to get off even with both hands. When you manage to get the ropes off Blitz, he flips the delivery girl off with both hands. She scoffs at him before turning to the door."I hope you're better than the last few." She glances at you over her shoulder before dragging Twink Daddy through the open door. Steeling yourself, you begin to step through the door. "U-uh- maybe, scan the door next time." You say quietly to Phorcys before you leave. He shoots you a glare.Stepping through the door, the door behind you quickly shuts. You are now in some kind of locker room. Graffiti marks the walls and the distinct scent of sweat and MSG pervades the area. It's dark and a bit steamy. Summers tears the ropes off Twink Daddy with surprising ease, giving you a passing wave as she exits through the entrance ahead of you. You pass off the DELTA ARM and the REPLICA SCISSORBLADE to Twink Daddy and prepare.
>>3063536>Check if it's a boys locker roomSuddenly locker room without any buildup whatsoever...this is just like one of BL's doujins!And then follow Summers while Twink Daddy keeps his guard up for any attacks aimed at either you or him, I guess.
>>3063536For some reason I'm thinking baseball
>>3063536Test out the accuracy of TD's bishie sparkle volleys to see if they're reliable
>>3063536>Get Twink Daddy to rip his blazer off>... to try to make a makeshift holster thing for his weaponsLocker room MAY equal guys in various states of undress, in which case those yaoi hands need to be free for molesting at a moments notice
>>3063567>Get Twink Daddy to rip his blazer offSave this for the battle for that SSS rank finisher
>>3063567I think it might be a bunch of middle aged yakuza types in a steam bath with their katanas.
>>3063559>Check if it's a boys locker roomYou check if it's a boy's locker room - just like one of your doujins! Opening up the locker, you find - it's filled with containers of onions sauce and hot mustard stacked neatly on top of each other in rows. You frown in disappointment.>And then follow Summers while Twink Daddy keeps his guard up for any attacks aimed at either you or him, I guess.Following after Summers, you have Twink Daddy remain behind you - keeping both swords up in case of a sudden attack. Upon exiting, you find you are hit with a blinding bright light from above - you have entered some sort of FIGHT PIT. You are certainly on a level lower than the rest of the surrounding area. The pit appears to be filled with trash and discarded beer bottles and food, the concrete walls coated in graffiti of a language you do not understand. It smells heavily of Chinese food, sweat, salt, and some sort of difficult to describe iron smell.The upper level seems to have a host of spectators, but the area above is so dark that you cannot properly make out their faces. It seems to be a restaurant of some sort on the higher level, though, but a dingy one with a loud clientele. A majority of the FIGHT PIT is taken up by an enclosed fighting ring and Samurai Summers stands in the middle, folding her arms. You clutch the plunger close to your chest while Twink Daddy solemnly enters the ring, holding both swords tightly. When he enters the ring, a number of jeers and shouts of disdain come from the surrounding crowd as flung bottles shatter on the ground surrounding the ring.".. Just say when." Summers glances up to meet Twink Daddy's eyes. Her Construct has still not appeared yet.
>>3063674Make Twink Daddy shoot his eye twinkles at Summers.
>>3063674work the crowed
>>3063674Ready as we'll ever be, I suppose.Locker room, fighting ring. I'm starting to get the feeling that she didn't get her construct from samurai movies, but wrestling. Which means, if it's a guy, this is going to get really sweaty and intimate.
Hey can someone translate all the chinese here
>>3063707Well know it's a genre of fighting but not what exact type of fighting
>>3063674I guess we're ready, so say when.
>>3063693>>3063698>>3063707>>3063833Twink Daddy readies to shoot an eye twinkle at the girl in front of her. You look nervous. "U-uh, when." You say."Fine." Samurai responds coldly. She shuffles a bit to the left, and a small figure appears by her feet. It's a.. cat.
>>3063848We watched enough fighting animes to know the cute, unassuming joke character is the most deadly. Be very warry
>>3063848Oh geez, you don't expect us to chop up a kitty for you right? Wait, don't tell me those rumors of your restaurant using cat meat were true?
>>3063848Wait for the first move
>>3063848Eye twinkle cat to see what it can do.Don't let our guard down >>3063855 speaks the truth.
Just thought up something for the constructive rules, it's mostly decided by a coin toss if both constructor have one but if one constructor doesn't have one the privilege is given to the one who does
>>3063876You are now Twink Daddy.You decide to eye twinkle the cat to get an idea of what it can actually do. Winking, the twinkle right by your face launches forward, twisting in the air as it twirls into the cat- at least, that's where you aimed.The twinkle's arc comes to an abrupt stop as the girl moves almost scarily quickly, shifting in front of the cat with a quick pivot of her foot and holding her hand out. Her hand catches the white hot and bullet quick twinkle and holds it for a moment as it violently vibrates before falling to the floor."Don't worry," Samurai says. "He's not the one you're fighting right now."
>>3063946...is it that she watched Magical Girl type anime and the cat is empowering her?
>>3063946I'm a lot more worried right now.>Have TD engage SS while BL goes after CC.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>3063946>Launch a large volley of bishe sparkle stars in her direction.Can she catch them all?Also supporting >>3063984 in that BL should very very slowly start edging round the ring to get within plunger reaching distance of the cat. Not too quickly or she'll likely catch on to our plan (also like BL can move quickly in the first place)
>>3063993Assuming this is gonna be like the fight with Blitz where we gotta roll a d20 for effectiveness, right?
>>3063946>Commence swordfight>BL starts to move around the ring to CC>>3063993If we're gonna go after the cat with BL then TD needs to get up close and personal with Samurai - if TD keeps attacking her at range she might decide to pick up the cat and dodge instead of trying to catch the stars.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>3064014Shit, this is in case I need a roll
>>3063993>>3064000>>3064014>>3064020>>3064028>Launch a large volley of bishe sparkle stars in her direction.You decide to launch a large amount of bishie twinkles at the delivery girl! BL, meanwhile, begins to slowly edge around the ring to go after the little cat Construct. Thinking quickly, she scoops up her Construct and duck and rolls across the ring as the crowd surrounding you cheers her own rowdily. With each wink and each launched eye twinkle, a singed and smoking point lay in the path of the rolling girl who easily maneuvers through your onslaught. She slides to a stop in the corner you were previously located, setting the cat down with a pat. She doesn't seem to have noticed BL's shift in position.Samurai maintains a fighting position with her fists up, remaining on the defensive. "Is that all..?" She huffs, remaining light on her feet. The cat waves at you from behind her leg.>Launch more bishie sparkles in her direction! One's gotta tag her eventually. [Roll 1d100]>Try to nipple laser her!.. I mean, you've definitely gotta have those, right..? [Roll 1d100]>Engage in CQC with your swords. You'd better distract her so BL can snag that cat. [Roll 1d100]>Get BL to flirt. [Roll 1d100]
>>3064113>>Get BL to flirt. [Roll 1d100]
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3064123
Oh yeah how does one roll dice
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3064113NIPPLE LASERSTRY TO DODGE AT LIGHTSPEED THOT
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>3064113>Engage in CQC with your swords. You'd better distract her so BL can snag that cat. [Roll 1d100]
>>3064136put dice+1d100 in the options field
>>3064146>>3064151>These rollsSo she eats a point blank NIPPLE BEAM and then Twink Daddy follows that attack with some serious sword skillz before she can even catch her breath? Damn TD
>>3064192He might even manage to not break the scissorblade.
>>3064146Throwing my vote in for NIPPLE BEEEAM if it HAS to be one or the other. I always knew TD had it in him *wipes tear*
>>3064151>>3064154>>3064214[Flipped a coin between nipple beams and CQC because of the equal votes. Legitimately disappointed TD hasn't used nipple beams yet.]>Engage in CQC with your swords. You'd better distract her so BL can snag that cat. [Roll 1d100]Rushing forward in a surprise burst of speed, Twink Daddy attacks Samurai with an onslaught of cutting attacks. While she uses her hands to deflect a few attacks successfully, the pure speed, strength, and precision of Twink Daddy's Yaoi hands is unmatched in the whirlwind of blades. She begins to succumb to the attack - while the blades simply glanced off her skin initially, they now trace long and thin cuts across her body. She slowly backs against the ropes as you come to a successful finish - she stumbles for several moments before collapsing on the ground, long tears in her clothes and thin, long cuts marking her torso. The crowd gasps as she falls - but she's still conscious. Her arms shaking, she slowly raises herself but remains in a prone position on the ground. She coughs up blood. "I-is that all-..?" She sneers, slowly picking herself up, but unsteadily. She keeps her fists up. It seems her DETERMINATION and SHOUNEN SPIRIT is strong, but you've done heavy damage now. Pausing, she moves ahead with surprising strength for someone who just faced an attack of that measure, leaping up onto the much taller TD. Using her fists, she delivers a few raw blows to his head, attempting to veer him into the center of the ring.>Go after the cat as Twink Daddy! Although you're currently being assaulted by an angry delivery girl, you might be able to land a good hit. [Roll 1d100]>Focus on getting her off of you and let BL take care of the cat! After all, it seems to only be able to power her up and now Samurai is focused on you.
>>3064286Coughing up blood? Shit, did we puncture a lung?>Focus on getting her off of you and let BL take care of the cat! After all, it seems to only be able to power her up and now Samurai is focused on you.
>>3064286>>Focus on getting her off of you and let BL take care of the cat! After all, it seems to only be able to power her up and now Samurai is focused on you.
>>3064286>Focus on getting her off of you and let BL take care of the cat! After all, it seems to only be able to power her up and now Samurai is focused on you.Nipple beams shall be our ace in the hole
>>3064286>Focus on getting her off of you and let BL take care of the cat! After all, it seems to only be able to power her up and now Samurai is focused on you.
>>3064286>Focus on getting her off of you and let BL take care of the cat! After all, it seems to only be able to power her up and now Samurai is focused on you.Let's use that shounen spirit against her and keep her focused on TD. She's on her last legs anyway, if we push her a bit more we might be able to take her out.Nipple beams are clearly gonna be TD's secret trump card against the final boss at this rate
>>3064297>>3064304>>3064315>>3064318>>3064319>Focus on getting her off of you and let BL take care of the cat! After all, it seems to only be able to power her up and now Samurai is focused on you.While Samurai puts up a good fight as she tries her hardest to beat your head in, BL edges around the long end of the boxing ring, carefully stepping over broken glass and rotten food that was flung into the pit during previous fights. The cat is hanging on the far edge of the ring and cheering Samurai on, making mewing noises and clapping his hands, jumping up and down. Moving with surprising quietness, she manuever her arms through the ropes and reach out to snag the cat- ideally preventing the Construct from powering Samurai up like that. Grabbing him, the cat turns around in surprise. "N-nya..?!" The Construct exclaims. Much to your relief, you finally manage to get a firm grip on Samurai and fling her into the ropes, allowing a little relief for your skull - the aura around her has dissipated. She hits the ropes hard and lays there for a moment. A visible trail of blood leaks from the corner of her mouth and she bites her lip, clenching her fists.Her look of dissatisfaction quickly turns into a sneer as she looks behind you. "Nek.o's buster form.." She hacks out between coughs, eyes narrowing. You turn around and get a glimpse of BL backing away from a much larger cat than you remember.>Launch a bishie sparkle! Pull the cat's attention away from BL. [Roll 1d100]>Sword play- try to attack cat from behind with your dual wielding but potentially put yourself in harm's way. [Roll 1d100]>Flirt. [Roll 1d100]>Slap cat's ass. [Roll 1d100]
>>3064319There's still 7 or 8 guys left after this we'll use it eventually
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>3064413>Slap cat's ass. [Roll 1d100]Those are some nice abs
>>3064413>Slap cat's ass. [Roll 1d100]
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>3064424Trying again
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>3064413>>Slap cat's ass. [Roll 1d100]
>>3064413>Slap cat's ass.Now that it's more human (and masculine) our yaoi powers might become more effective!
>>3064420>Slap the cats assSupporting this godly roll. Ass slapping is serious business to TD. How is the winning vote chosen - choice with the highest roll or choice with the most votes? And also if there are multiple rolls for the choice, is the highest roll the one that counts?
>>3064450Speaking of godly rolls holy HELL
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>3064413>Slap cat's ass. [Roll 1d100]was there ever any other option?
>>3064458[Choice with the most votes - if there are multiple rolls for a choice, I average the rolls, but sometimes if the rolls really are that good I'll just go with the highest one for fun. Also, godly rolls tonight holy shit.]>>3064420>>3064450>>3064451>>3064458>Slap cat's ass.Dropping the Delta Arm, you reach forward with your left hand and slap the cat's ass,. the resounding sound of flesh against fur echoes through the fight pit. The chanting of the crowd comes to a brief pause before it turns to a torrential outburst of cheers. The lumbering, massive cat, while he hasn't been assaulted much physically, makes a weird purr. It seems that while your attack didn't do much PHYSICAL damage, the sheer love put into the tap has affected it.Nek.o mews and sits on the boxing ring ground before gradually shrinking in an anticlimactic turn of events - the utter power of your Yaoi love has imparted docility onto it, and it decided not to use the full extent of it's power on itself. But in dropping it's Buster Form, another opponent from behind gradually stands up from the ropes, her body moving brokenly - almost as if it was in fragments, but holding itself together through sheer willpower.Picking up the Delta Arm from behind, Samurai moves with immense speed as she lances you through your chest."Hk-" You gasp and the crowd goes silent. Summers slowly pulls the blade out, a spray of blood dousing the ring as you fall to your knees. Samurai stumbles forward, leaning herself against the ropes. "I-it's over." She manages, a trail of blood still leaking from the corner of her mouth. "I told you it'd be easy." Her voice is weak as her eyes turn torward BL.>You are the gross fujoshi again.
>>3064594SHE STABBED OUR SONFUCKING BEAT HER SORRY ASS WITH OUR PLUNGER
>>3064594>>3064598YeahThis is unacceptable, time to go off the deep end.
>>3064594beat her ass.And we entertained yuri thoughts of her.
>>3064598Support But if BL loses the number one spot I'm honestly wondering where the quest will go from here cos there's no way BL is motivated enough to search out these UCA nutjobs on her own, And everyone will be gunning for samurai for their own shot at number 1.
>>3064594This is a shonen girl. To truly beat her, we need a speech about the power of friendship and dreams and all that crap! He was not a construct built not for hate, or destruction, but love! He dreamed of one day uniting all men together with love for each other. The semes, the ukes, the shotas! No more would man have to hurt man. He thought that even the greatest of arguments could be solved with a yaranaika. But apparently our dear child was much too pure. He was forced to fight, when all he wanted to do was love. Well, if you cannot be purified by the power of yaoi, you must face the most rotten girl of them all!
>>3064594>Take up the scissorblade
>>3064598>>3064616>>3064618>>3064649>beat her ass.She killed your son. YOUR son. You quickly climb over the ropes while the girl folds her arms, staring at the dead Construct lying in the center of the ring. The crowd has gone completely silent. She turns to you, a noncommital look on her face. "Sorry I had to kill your Construct, number one." The girl shrugs again, leaning herself against the ropes and clutching at her stomach. She retains her same icy expression. "But, now you won't have to worry about the UCA anymore, right? Now that I'm number one. And beside, you only knew that thing for like, t-"Her words are sharply interrupted as you smash her face in with the plunger. While it's basically just rubber, you catch her on the handle and you catch her hard. She hits the ground. "What the fuck are you doing? I won. You don't hav-" You continue your relentless onslaught. While the follow-up hits are far from landing as successfully as the first one, Samurai Summers is bruised and beaten already from the scuffle with Twink Daddy. You turn the plunger from it's rubber end to the long, wooden handle to serve as more of a baton. You don't have to worry about her fighting back. The girl on the ground puts up her fists to defend herself initially, but quickly curls up under the amount of blows.Nek.o scurries up in an attempt to defend Samurai, but with a single blow from the trusty plunger, you easily slam it aside. She coughs up blood as she reaches out to the Construct. "Ne.ko-..!" She manages, extending a hand out as if to protect it. As you turn to look at the tumbling Construct, your sight lands on the scissor blade lying next to Twink Daddy.
>>3064690Use the Scissor Blade on Summers, the Construct is largely innocent in this matter. She is the one that has incurred the Debt.
>>3064690kill her construct
>>3064711Don't kill her construct, beat her. Her construct didn't stab our son in the back.
>>3064711>>3064690ThisLet her get a first hand taste of the pain we feel. And really if she's perfectly willing to kill our son then she can't cry when we do the same to her stupid cat.
>>3064690>Yeah stab her construct with the scissor blade.Also why does everyone want number one, are there perks to that rank that we haven't discovered.
>>3064717>>3064724literally killed the spark of BL's shitty neet life
>>3064690>>3064711>>3064690Kill the construct by whatever means necessary - a life for a life, an eye for an eye. We will avenge our boy (our friend) even if it's the last thing we do
>>3064690Also maybe we should grab phorcrys and put him in TD hands, the feel of a shota in his hands might revive him.
>>3064690Of course she's angry it's like you killed off a part of her
>>3064690Don't kill her constructHold her at bladepoint and ask why she's willing to go so far
>>3064711>>3064724>>3064729>>3064738>kill her constructYou decide that it'd be best if Samurai understood how you felt right now. As you pick up the scissor blade and gradually approach the cat, Samurai seems to understand what you intend. "H-hey.." She says slowly. "If you want number one- look, I'll- you can have it. Just- don't-.." Her voice begins to grow gradually more pleading. "Look, I'm sorry, okay? Just- don't do it to him. He didn't do anything."Even if you're out of the whole UCA affair now, you decide to take care of one last thing before you go back to your gross, lonely shut-in lifestyle. You stand over the cat with the scissor blade in your hand. "Wait! Wait-! Look, you know what- you can have him..! You can have Nek.o! If you kill me now- you'll have a Construct, and you can have number one, okay..?" Samurai is practically begging, but her words are interrupted by a sharp gasp.You feel a tap on your shoulder. You glance over and catch sight of a familiar uke. He waves nervously.Samurai stares dead-eyed at the now living Construct - the wound in the center of his chest gradually closing. She glances at the DELTA ARM a few feet away from her and her brow furrows.
>>3064868Hug TD and ruffle his hair a bit.
>>3064868>Hug Twink Daddy>Did SS look at cute cats online? Is that what made her construct?
>>3064868>Hug Twink Daddy>Try not to Cry >Cry Loudly
>>3064868>>3064876>>3064878hug ya boi then throw mean words at Summers
>>3064868hug + cry
>>3064868Did he absorb power from the cat?His hands were away from his body when he was getting impaled and they were near the cat.
>>3064909No they weren't? Unless they zipped back to his sides when he fell down.
>>3064909she stabbed him with delta's arm,so maybe phorcy did something.
>>3064876>>3064878>>3064886>>3064889>>3064890>Hug Twink Daddy>Try not to Cry >Cry LoudlyDropping the scissor blade, you move to your son and throw yourself at him, hugging the massive, tall Yaoi incarnate. He seems surprised at first, but he quickly comes to return the hug and allows you to embrace him. You remain together in the hug for a while, the crowd around you whispering among themselves quietly."Phorcys's STUPID fucking Construct-.." Hearing Summer's voice, you turn around. Her head is in her hands, but she's still on the ground. Her voice seems to be cut between laughter and trembling. "His shithead mech that can't fucking cut holes-.." Samurai clutches her chest, curling up in a ball. Her cat Construct approaches her, curling up next to her.She looks up to you from the ground, her entire body pracitcally shaking. Long cuts that once scarred her body have closed in on themselves, but some long ones remain - it seems it was a good choice to bring your replica scissorblade, after all. "It wasn't- it wasn't supposed to turn out like this." She seems to have dropped any semblance of attempting to be a above this. Her voice is wavering and unsteady. "I- we were supposed to fight, like a real tournament fight. And- and, maybe, you would've nearly gotten the drop on me, and- maybe, Nek.o transforms, and he fights you- y'know, like, a real fight." She sounds like she's on the verge of tears. "And then after giving it my all, I would've won, and I would've gotten number one, and we would've-.. not his special form turning out to be nothing, and I wouldn't be bleeding from everywhere, and I'd last for more than 10 minutes, and I wouldn't nearly vomit after getting fucking bashed in by a toilet plunger." Summers clutches her head. "It didn't- it wasn't supposed to happen like this. It was supposed to be like an anime. I really, really wanted it to come out cool- and- I was- I'd be the hero-.."
>>3064991Oh right, the holes he made in the roof did heal up. I thought that was a function of his constructive, but I guess it's some weird property of his robot.>What kind of hero fucking stabs her opponent in the back, you retard. From now on, I'm ordering from the other Chinese place in town. Don't talk to me or my gay son ever again.
>>3064999>>What kind of hero fucking stabs her opponent in the back, you retard. From now on, I'm ordering from the other Chinese place in town. Don't talk to me or my gay son ever again.Holy shit, this.
>>3064991>You don't become a hero by attacking people who don't want to fight you in the first place.Also forgot delta's scythe do temp damage, like when the ground closed up when we fought phorcy.
>>3064999This also explains why the fence remained destroyed also.
>>3064991Well serves her right, this isn't an anime. This is still the real world. BL is still a dirty fujo and Sam is still just a really cool delivery girl. Having magic brain babies doesn't change that, it just makes it more ok to deal with.
>>3064991>>3065003I suppose that would explain why there isn't a massive hole in our bathroom wall still.>>3064999This. Also regard her as trash that's not even worthy of being touched by our plunger.
>>3064999Absolutely this Also ANIME JA NAI
>>3064999give her the spook glasses look to0
I dont understand what happened here, so she stabs our construct through the chest but he is fine like nothing happened? And why was she scared of us attacking her cat? Why wasn't she able to fight us like she fought our massive yao construct?
I feel like I missed a slide or something
>>3065250>Nothing happenedIf you saw previous threads, you would see that whenever the robot construct cut through something, it fixed itself. The wall, the ceiling, everything. It was more implied than outright stated though.>Attacking catBecause we were going to kill her cat, who was already defeated by TD.>Not able to fight us like she fought TDHer cat had been defeated and she was in bad shape after getting hurt by TD. I suggest you reread through this thread.
>>3065259>you would see that whenever the robot construct cut through something, it fixed itself. Of course, that explains everything.
>>3065284well its obvious that the kid is into some kinda Ultraman knockoff, even stating that he made his constructive to resemble the top of a building to watch the giant robot/monster fights. maybe he added the repair arm so that any building damage is prevented, unlike the usual city destroying protectors
>>3065284It's an ability that's been consistent story wise, and constructs aren't exactly logical to start with, case and point being TD having 3 dimensional hands for some reason.
>>3065292>>3065294I wasn't being sarcastic, that legitimately made sense.
>>3063674>Hikki is a woman, she would know what blood smelt like
Of we really going to accommodate all 10 of our opponents we're going to need space also a good ending for the series would be BL finally walking out into the sunlight
>>3065397>walking into the sunlightI approve, but you forgot>with the friends she's gathered right by her side
>>3065401but they all died
>>3065423Who knows? I just feel that ending fits the most.Also jeezus when will things start back up?
>>3065431I hope soon because this is actually really entertaining, 10/10 fotm anime that wins Anime of The Year
>>3065431QMs have lives too, anon
>>3064999Seconding.Also add that offering Nek.o for her life was shitty.
>>3065443Nah she was trying to save Nek.o's life by offering to transfer ownership over him to BL.If BL replaced TD with Nek.o then Nek.o wouldn't have to suffer death by scissorblade.
>>3064999>>3065001>>3065003>>3065047>>3065118>>3065443 >What kind of hero fucking stabs her opponent in the back, you retard. From now on, I'm ordering from the other Chinese place in town. Don't talk to me or my gay son ever again.For the first time in a long time, you feel like you can stand up for yourself, even if it's not just yourself that you're standing up for. You move to Samurai Summers, who instinctively winces upon seeing you approach, covering her head. The crowd is on the edge of their seats."What kind of hero fucking stabs her opponent in the back, you retard? From now on, I'm ordering from the other Chinese place in town. Don't talk to me or my gay son ever again." Astoundingly, you don't actually stutter as you stand ove her. "You don't deserve to get touched by my plunger."Summers remains silent for a second. It looks like she's trying try to impart some passing words as a defeated arc villain - something about you being a worthy opponent, to try to maintain some of her dignity. Instead, she bites her lip and begins to cry, curling up tighter underneath your sight.You figure you should probably leave the Constructive soon.
>>3065476Yeah let's go, this is getting pretty awkward. Hopefully she's realized the error of her ways, because ordering from that other Chinese place was totally a bluff. We can't wait ten whole minutes longer for every delivery.
>>3065476C'mon Twink Daddy, let's go home.>Leave>>3065482>ordering from that other Chinese place was totally a bluff.Also this.
>>3065476Yeeeep time to leave, pronto.Also if he's still around when we get back>Give Phorcys the biggest hug you can possibly musterbecause if it wasn't for Delta's damage regen abilities Twink Daddy would be a cooling corpse right now....Also maybe ask him why Delta's cuts heal themselves in the first place - not that we're complaining! Personally I'm taking this >>3065292 as canon.
>>3065476Grab our scissorblade and Delta's arm before going.
Make sure to take deltas arm with us
>>3065523GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>3065482>>3065503>>3065505>>3065513>Yeah let's go, this is getting pretty awkward. Hopefully she's realized the error of her ways, because ordering from that other Chinese place was totally a bluff. We can't wait ten whole minutes longer for every delivery.>Grab our scissorblade and Delta's arm before going.You figure that it'd be a good time to go and that it's getting kind of awkward. You leave Summers quietly, picking up the DELTA ARM and your REPLICA SCISSORBLADE before stepping over the ropes and returning to the lockeer room. The crowd is silent as you go - no victorious fanfare or cheering for a long, hard-fought battle. It's just Samurai sobbing into the ground and the hum of the bright flourescent light above the fight pit.Opening up the locker room you door, you return to the comfort of your quiet apartment, returning your plunger to your bathroom. Unlike usually, however, you aren't alone. You catch sight of Blitzrapier and Deltarender watching a movie in your room. The boy glances over his shoulder as you arrive before releasing a huff of discontent. "Oh, you lived?" He tilts his head before returning his attention to the TV. ".. Good for you, I guess."Grabbing the boy from behind, you give the kid the biggest hug you can muster. He immediately starts kicking. "Hey, what the fuck are you-" Shoving you away, he falls to the ground. "What's your fuckin' deal?" "B-because- u-uh- Samurai stabbed Dad in the back, so- he nearly died- but," You stumble over your words in a complete return to form, wringing your hands nervously. "His cut, it.. uh-""Oh, your shitty Construct got stabbed." Blitz mutters, trying to return his attention to the movie. "Yeah, your ass is lucky you brought Delta's arm. I always thought it was stupid when mechs destroyed the entire city they were trying to protect, so it can't make permanent cuts. That's why I tried to killed your Construct with the Gazerbeams." He snorts. "Summers is such a dumbass. Where the hell is she?"
>>3065552>scissorblade is on the wall but also in TD's hand>"she, uh, might be crying on the floor of her constructive. surrounded by trash. WHERE SHE BELONGS."
>>3065552>We left her alone. She seemed to be going through a lot.>Put Deltas arm back
>>3065552Give him the arm back, and say that she's in her constructive... you kind of got angry... and yelled at her... now she's crying on the floor... Maybe we shouldn't be talking about this, it makes me feel bad, even if she did deserve it.>>3065558Delta's arm is also on the ground.
>>3065552>HNNNG at how much of a good boy Blitz isAnd yeah give Delta his new and improved orange arm back, and then hug the damn robot for good measure. YOUR SON LIVES!!! HUGS TO EVERYONE WHO MADE THAT HAPPEN!!!....Except for fucking Samurai ofc
>>3065552Why is there another scissorblade on the wall?
>>3065552It's dark out don't you have school tomorrow go homeNot like we know what day it is
>>3065558>>3065576>scissorblade is on the wall but also in TD's hand>Why is there another scissorblade on the wall?i am the worst at continuity>>3065558>>3065562>>3065564>>3065570"I uh- yelled at her- and, um- she's uh-, crying in her Constructive. I think she's going through a lot." You rub the back of your head. "She deserved it-! But- uh, y'know..""You? You yelled?" Blitz sneers. "You can barely finish a sentence. Guess she must've REALLY pissed you off. And she CRIED? Good. What a fucking baby." Standing up, the kid shrugs. "I'm out. Only reason I stuck around is in case anyone else showed up to beat your ass, so I could kill 'em and take their spot." He begins to walk off, but you pause him. "U-uh, wait-.."You wrap your arms around the metal chassis of Deltarender. He doesn't respond - he's just as silent as usual - but he seems a little happier, you guess..? It's hard to describe. "Oh, and this too!" Twink Daddy adds. He tries to jam the arm into Deltarender's socket. It sticks there for a moment before falling out.Phorcys stares blankly at Twink Daddy before picking up the arm himself. "That's not how you do it, dumbass." He scowls, picking up the arm as he begins to exit your apartment. Behind him, Deltarender drags himself across your floor as they move to leave, legless and armless, but still looking cool. "Good luck with your next fight. Don't die too fast."As he exits, your apartment returns to it's typical silence - for just a moment. Almost immediately after leaving, Blitz ducks back into your room, pulls out his helmet and slams it atop his head, and rushes back out of the apartment. He seems almost giddy with a sneering grin across his features. You hear vague yelling. "SAMURAI SUMMERS! MY NAME IS BLITZRAPIER PHORCYS! GET READY TO #$@&%ING-" You hear a loud thud, the sound of grinding steel, and then faint, distant censored swears.
>>3065619Maybe it's time to check that website out. Also wish we asked samurai how she found us
Now I want to see what nek.o buster actually could do
>>3065619.....soooo, did we win that fight? Twink Daddy was the first construct to the taken down but BL WAS the last fighter standing once the dust settled....I think its high time to get some info on the UCA. Supporting >>3065630- let's actually check out their official website.
>>3065689If Sammy is to be believed, the challenger must kill the construct (or presumably the actual holder of the rank) of the person they are challenging in order to claim victory.
>>3065619haha what a shit
>>3065630>>3065689>>3065695there's gonna be a slight retcon to make things make a little more sense oops>Maybe it's time to check that website out. Also wish we asked samurai how she found usYou figure it's about time time to at least get a vague idea of what you're doing. Heading to your computer and closing the browser tabs from your last session, you look up the "UCA" - the website is several Google pages in, following a number of links to things related to the University of Central Arkansas and the Underground Constructors Association of Illinois. The website itself isn't very impressive. It looks as if it was shoddily thrown together quickly. The home page seems to list some general info, but nothing substantial: it simply explains what a Construction is and that the UCA exists to detect and rank all known Constructors.The battle page lists some of the rules. They seem simple enough. The attacking Constructor has to kill the Construction or the Constructor to take the rank. The defending Constructor can choose to spare or kill the attacker. If Constructives are involved, then the opposing parties will have to fight in the Constructive that one party owns. If both Constructors have one, they flip a coin to determine which one to fight in. Seems a bit needlessly complicated.There's also a list of Constructors! It goes from Rank 234 to-.. 11. Blitzrapier Phorcy's name and face are listed, along with his Construct, Deltarender. Anything below that is simply blank space.There's finally a contact link, but it seems to be a joke moreso than anything. It simply leads to a blank page. If there is an actual physical face or building to the group, they don't seem to want to be found, even for number one.
>>3065860We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas. Time to crack open a cheap beer and bond with our gay brain baby over anime.
>>3065860Check out all the other Constructors, see what powers they have and if there are common themes. Also no mention of BP's constructive?Practice making your own constructive.
>>3065860>Ponder about what purpose this weirdass fight club even serves.You know, besides being a massive no more heroes reference.Also seconding practise making own constructive >>3065877 - time to get BL's yaoi focus levelled up so she can create a constructive harem of cute guys for Twink Daddy. Doujins: OUTBL drama CD: PLAYINGShipping goggles: ON
>>3065888What purpose it serves to be #1 to prove your genre is the bestProbably use constructives to minimize damage to real World so they don't have to pay for it or be imprisoned
>>3065888Constructive should be a steamy locker room/hot baths or something we can upgrade as time goes on
>>3065952>>3065947our constructive should be an empty blank space because we have 0 imagination left from years and years of consuming media and producing nothing.
>>3065860Y'all, I guess it is time that we take better care of ourselves. We need to be better mother for our gay son.And it starts with!>Prepare clean clothes. If we don't have any, ask our gay son if he could do laundry>Take a shower and clean yourself and your hair properly.
>>3065872>>3065877>>3065888>Check out all the other Constructors, see what powers they have and if there are common themes. Also no mention of BP's constructive?Examining the website, you don't find much in the way of anything notable. A girl who played a bunch of FPSs with a gun-based Construct, a guy obsessed with RPGs with a numbers one, a Puzzle game Construct - it all kind of melds together. There is no real common theme, but occasionally, you do spot a few other Constructors with the same genre Construct. They seem to manifest in different ways, though - you see another Shounen Constructor, but one who's Construct manifested as some sort of massive Samurai character rather than a cat. It looks like Blitzrapier was right about the Constructs being based on the Constructor, too.>Practice making your own constructive.>Doujins: OUT. BL drama CD: PLAYING. Shipping goggles: ONEngaging in some ADVANCED RESEARCH, you grab a beer from your mini fridge and get to leveling up your YAOI FOCUS. Twink Daddy eyes your computer screen in interest as you incessantly click through your massive folder, your BL drama CD's audio intermingling with the audio from the television. After a long thirty minutes of doing this, you realize you actually have no idea how to make a Constructive and you've simply been looking at BL for the last half an hour. Feeling tired, you decide you'll simply get around to making a Constructive.. eventually. Maybe.>We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas. Time to crack open a cheap beer and bond with our gay brain baby over anime.You spend the rest of the night drinking beer with your - is he legally allowed to? - son, talking about Yaoi until you eventually pass out for the night.[yahoo end of chapter 2]
>>3066013OP we need to level up from Gross Fujoshi into Clean Fujoshi
>>3066013Clearly whatever Constructive we make should be a reflection of our internal rot.
>>3066013Thought we wouldn't make a constructive we should ask the others on how they did it
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3059632/thread archived>>3066020JUST missed this post, gross fujoshi needs to level up into clean fujoshi soon considering she hasn't taken a shower in like two-three daysalso for fun, here's the prototype design for samurai summers
>>3066034Where do you post your art?
>>3066034Do you have a general plot planned out or are you winging it?Also what was nek.o's attacks?
>>3066034gud shit OP, thanks for runningWe need to find out how everyone keeps finding us, our details aren't on the site but people keep coming
>>3066044don't actually really post my art anywhere, actually. been considering making one>>3066046actually do have a general plot lined out. i know exactly what i want to do for the last fights, i know how i want it to end, and i have four UCA fights ahead of this planned out already. i'm pretty heavily winging it though.here's a shot of the unseen Ne.ko Buster sprite (that may appear in the next thread)
>>3066063Your stuffs to good to not be posting around. Should make a twitter or something.
>>3066063That is a very muscular ass - no wonder TD rolled 90+ when it came to slapping it kekCan we get a possible ETA to next thread?
>>3066084 I already know pretty well what the next Constructive/character is going to be, I just need to actually draw and design some stuff.I could actually probably start it right now since it would start in the apartment and I wouldn't have to worry about the new stuff immediately, but I figure I should get the Constructive assets ready before I post the thread, otherwise there'll be pretty big gaps between each post.Next thread could either go up tonight for immediate apartment shenanigans or go up in the next day or two when I get everything ready for the entire thread.On the bright side, next Constructor is going to really easy to draw.
>>3066112Take your time senpai, a consistent speed run is better than pauses.
>>3066144My thoughts exactly
>>3066034Something Dante from pre-reboot devil may cry does is be cool without swearing, smoking, or downing booze. Feel going non-smoker adds to the character (instead of installing shallow traits that aren't actually interesting) was the right call.
>>3066112>next Constructor is going to really easy to draw.So is the next Constructor really into stick figures?And thanks for runnin.
>>3066404he said constructor so its going to be the human wahat would make a human easy to draw
>>3066417Someone who has a square body?
>>3066425maybe>>3066013my aren't those some constructs I would like to see
>>3066417I imagine the face is the toughest thing to draw consistently, so maybe the next one wears a simple mask?
>>3066450What about Mexican Soap Opera Constructor?
>>3067648oh god imagine a mlp construct...or a porn construct...a fortnite construct
>>3067747Well, we have a fetish construct, which is pretty close to porn.
>>3067747If the final boss isn't a yuri construct I'm gonna be very disappointed.
Heck the constructs I'm most interested in are the numbers rpg one and the puzzle game one , with the puzzle game one would it look like a generic puzzle game or something specific like professor Layton Does the rpg look like a bunch of numbers or a generic rpg character
>>3068189A numbers rpg is also known for having the worst grind built in. Best example would be the Disgaea series where every single stat can be maxed out to 999. I expect that when I read 'numbers rpg'
>>3068639bullet hell construct. Literal Can't touch this.
Maybe the more degenerate the hobby the stronger the sta-i mean construct
>>3070366>Implying yaoi, the most pure form of love, is degenerate
To past the time until next thread any voice headcanons personally I think phorcys sounds like masaru daimonhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dlpgW96a3CQ&t=319s
Huh there should've been another thread recently i wonder what the delay is
>>3077476OP's probably just busy
>>3079041>>3079041>>3079041New thread in case anyone here missed it.
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