SESSIONSTART!https://youtu.be/mgLBmLoL2Aw>Let us Split the earth>This crust of Mewman soil>Long Forgotten>Deeply Stained>By the sins of a creator>Who had no love for his fellow Mewman>Who sought only his mad vision for a world ruled by perfected beings >Dragons Lu: "The name has been perverted by the arrogant practitioners of 'natural science.' " >Luna>Your Mentor>Reads the desperate scrawlings left upon the dungeon walls>The marks have deepened now>The further you go down into the dark>The language twists into heiroglyphic-like sketches>Mixes with natural Mewman>Monster symbols>Even Luna and Glossaryck's dead tongue>You>Anonymous>Have just witness the fate of those who came beforeAll this power you have...https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing...and you couldn't undo what had been donecont
>>3022781>>3022781>A giant warrior>His name was Defiant>He came here to end the corruption>Slay the flesh-beast abominations that wander these barren halls>You found him in the castle dungeon>Skinned>Boneless>Shredded>With vulgar wings attached to his limp back>Now you're walking down a spiral staircase>In an underground tower>Holding your friend's hand>JannaJa: "Anon. You can fly. Why are you walking with us?"A: "That's gay. That's a gay question."Ja: "Are you worried about us?"GB: "How chyarming.">There is also an 8 foot goat-man with you>Used to be a god>Now he's kinna a suicidal Druid>Nice fella>As you descend>Luna continues to peruse the scrawlings>She is rested upon your shoulder>Her hat transformed into a candle with reflective lensGB: "Is that one-a-them hachacallits? A fire hazard?"Ja: "It's not even real, Dio."A: "Don't call my mom not-real, Janna."Lu: "I don't concern myself with what I'm called, dear.">Luna sighs>Pulls your ear lobe>Her five little knife-fingers sharp like a bird's beak>You stopLu: "Only with what I need.">You look to the door on your left>It's an iron-grate jail cell door>With no torches inside you can barely see>You can however>Clearly make out a suburban house>Down here>Inside of a Dungeon cellA: "Huh..."GB: "Blarn."Ja: "Wonder what the property taxes are down here?"Lu: "Rock. Bottom."What do?>Read more of the walls (Might tell you what's up)>Check the Door for traps and Open it (Janna's getting good at catching them)>Scream at the house (Maybe it's friendly?)>Whatever you want>You're you>Not a puppetYet.
>>3022788Read the walls. Info is always good.
>>3022788>Lu: "I don't concern myself with what I'm called, dear."That's why I gotta do it for you, Mom. Now, care to read the walls some more while Janna checks for traps? Not like that dragon's going anywhere.
>>3022788>>Read more of the walls (Might tell you what's up)
>>3022788>Read more of the walls (Might tell you what's up)LORE
>>3022788>Read more of the walls (Might tell you what's up)Naturally. Luna, if you will.Say, were dragons real in Mewmus? I'm assuing they weren't in Mewni?>Check the Door for traps and Open it (Janna's getting good at catching them)Ye.>Scream at the house (Maybe it's friendly?)Why would you scream at friendly houses?Mmmh...Well, see if there keys to the dungeon are anywhere around here first.Wouldn't want to be trapped inside a weird dungeon out of casualty or fate, would we?Could also help us get into other cells if Janna can't crack them.
>>3022788Pretty much >>3022823but prioritizing reading more of the walls
>>3022788>read and scream
>>3022823Supporting this. namely reading>Why would you scream at friendly houses?Easy, to get their attention from a distance
>>3022823Good nuff.So are we actually stomping this dragon or are we going to pussy out again?
>>3022885It's not pussying out to run from something of greater power. It's called common sense
>>3022894It kind of is when you've got a class built around killing something of greater power.
>>3022903You know what? Fair enough
https://youtu.be/oBVoU2AvdY4>You choose>To read>MoreLu: "Chasing the ideal form has proven taxing. I was no sort of sorcerer before this. Merely an alchemist. A hack doctor. Enough to treat wounds and prevent sepsis. Although the mongrels who ruled this castle...the Johansen clan only cared for my leather work and treatment of meat. These dungeons. Where I slink to escape the wrath of the commoners and their common king. This world...ruled by happenstance and birthright. It should be ruled by nature. Not chance. It is not the king's blood that let's him rule. It is the fools who do not rebel against him. How can any Mewman live in subservience? In squalor? I cannot stomach it. Unnatural. Arrogant methods of rule. Law. Conscience. All fairy tales. All pointless rumors of order. Flesh creates order. Matter. I have but one magic. The spell I have unearthed at the bottom of these ancient pits. They never thought to watch me during their feasts. Never investigated their drugged wine and wholesome dinners of smoked meats. I let them gorge upon my fealty. Brought camaraderie between the king and his guard. Secured his rule...I am more a ruler than he. Better a liar. Stronger a manipulator. I would have simply poisoned the whole keep into death if I hadn't found it...the spell. The soul of our rightful ruler. Only a spirit such as this could shape the world to a natural state. Where the feeble hide and run. Where we cannot pretend to be masters of anything. Especially by the lot of birthright."A: "Manifesto face-ass boi."Ja: "Almost...just gotta shimmy it up th-">Janna is struggling with the lock at first>Then>She holds one of her bobby pins in the latch>With her teeth>Slides in the tip of her knife>KaCHUNKcont
>>3022924>>3022924Lu: "These dungeons have become my resting place. My home and the iron upon which I have wrought the new age. These cells have been empty other than the monsters our King kidnaps as 'spies' or 'hostages' in the war effort. Some of them are useful...especially since when they die I've been able to fabricate whatever information I need him to act on.Others. Such as the ones further below are...poor subjects. Like this joke of magical evolution.">Janna pushes the door openJa: "Haha! Gotem!">She snips a trip-wire>A crude looking hatchet swings from the ceiling and misses your whole partyLu: "The Were-House."Ja: "The w-"WHU-CRACK!THE HOUSE IS ALIVEREPEATTHE HOUSEISALIVE>The front-door breaks into a splinter array of teeth>The Support beams shatter outward into arms>The Windows glow with crimson lightA: "HEY!">You shout>The whole fucking two-story house beast looks at you>Some straw falls from it's roofing slatsA: "B-...bitch?">It attacks you first>15 total on attack>WHUSNAP!>A tongue made of carpet snaps past your face>You leaned back like Neo>The splatter of wood varnish gets on your armor>It reeksA: "Aw the fuck!?"GB: "Get down!">The hpuse rears back>Inhaling>Because of course>It has a breath weaponMH: "RRRAAAAHHHFPUHPUHPPUH PUH PUH PUh"ANONTHE HOUSE IS BREATHING BRICKS AT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS>You can avoid the Bricks/Tough them-With CON or DEX save-Keeping your full turn>You can SHIELD MAGIC-Sacrificing your response in order to better defend>Do you...-FIGHT ZIS HOUSE-Yes really-A whole houseor-GET CREATIVE>I mean you -are- in a dungeon surrounded by unknown traps and a huge bottomless pit>Use your noodleWhat do?
>>3022926>Fucking bite a brick>Also fight the house. Fuck being creative.
>>3022926>EvadingWhat are we, cowards?Take the brick in the face LIKE A MAN!
>>3022926I EAT BRICKS FOR BREAKFAST! EAT IT! CON THE ATTACK! AND FIGHT THE DANG HOUSE! IT AIN'T NOTHING! THE KING'S COME TO REPOSSESS YOUR ASS!
>>3022926>Combustion form>janna casts poisons from the sidehttps://youtu.be/_3eC35LoF4U
>>3022926Mh...Would having a walking house trying to kill us inside a tiny dungeon be on fire a bad idea?Well, I don't think Janna build is suited for these kinds of enemies. Does she have any offensive spells that could hurt the house?Otherwise we could try to lead it into some traps for some Environmental Damage.
>>3022962Can you poison a house?
>>3022926>Were-HouseQuest I don't know whether that's the greatest or it's the worst. What do you think? AlsoTank the brick>-GET CREATIVEIf Janna's learned to cause plants and such to grow then wouldn't it be reasonable to use that to entangle the house in super fucking strong kudzu? If she can't ask Goatbro to contribute his whole God of Nature aspect to maybe even do more.After that combustion form, and blast the shitter with jets of fire not only burning it, but pushing it off into the bottomless pit.Sound good?
>>3022926>AnonFight this whole ass house while...>Janna and GoatbroLook for the mentioned traps and pits, and otherwise survey our battle area.
>>3022969Its a mimic or a were creature. Wood is organic so its gotta take poison
>>3022969>>3022987Why go for something you have no idea will work or not when you can simply choose to burn it?
>>3023000Fire could be pretty dangerous, even without explosives involved. One touch of a house on fire and you-ll be BURNing too.Fire is also more dangerous in enclosed spaces, plus you have to deal with things like smoke and oxygen being burned out of the room, leaving you to choke.
>>3022926>Combustion form.>It's made of WOOD.
>>3023008Combustion form IS immune to fire
>>3023026Is Janna still Immune to fire after that sleepover?Even if we're Immune to fire we still need oxygen to breathe.Specially Janna.You're in a party, Anon. Stop thinking for yo'self.
Rolled 2, 9 = 11 (2d10)https://youtu.be/wj54eMhQlXE>DAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK>The Bricks come flying>Janna and the Goat make their saves>Janna gets 21>She fails>Getting grazed on the ear by a brick>Then hit in the gutJa: "AH! FUck!"GB: "Language!">A brick snaps off one of the Goat's hornsGB: "OY YA HELLEN WANK STAIN! I'LL BE SMASHIN' YER FRONT PORCH SHAPED MICROCOCK IN WIT ME FOOKIN' THUMBS!"Ja: "Anon? Whad'we do?"A: "I can't see.">You turn to Janna>There is a brink in each of your eye socketsJa: "...">Muscles>Your right hand>Pierces his own thumb with a clawed finger>Then Draws>Angry eyes>Onto the bricksA: "BUT I DON'T NEED EYES TO FUCKIN' FIGHT!">You rush>Toward the houseA: "Come on you fuckin' Shanty-Nigger I'll fucking KILL YOU!">You pause>Turn back>Muscles turns your bricks around>To make the eyes look normalA: "By the way, you two look for traps n' shit.">Janna glances around the roomJa: "Aw hey, look.">In the ceilingJa: "Torture devices."A: "Have fun. We'll meet back for the huddle."GB: "STONE-SKIN!">Goatbro>Buffs himself>His body grows concrete-armorGB: "Ah'm coomin all over this filthy whore-house.">Muscles Turns the bricks back>To angryA: "Kinky.">YOU CHARGE FOR THE HOUSEROLLCON!
Rolled 20, 5 = 25 (2d20)>>3023048
>>3023052Ohhhh this roll will do nicely
>>3023052Hell yeah, bitches
>>3023052QM is only rolling twice in case no one lands on the first number.You only need to roll once unless QM Says so.
>>3023072Same for. >>3023070
Get the 20s!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>3023048Well we might as well keep going anyway.
Rolled 6 (1d20)
Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d20)>>3023048rolling
>>3023048>Then Draws>Angry eyes>Onto the bricks>A: "BUT I DON'T NEED EYES TO FUCKIN' FIGHT!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrJBQ_wQwkM
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>3023048
>>3023052>>3023052>You walk>Forward>CRACK!>A brick bounces off your chest>Right where your ribs meet>You Walk>Forward>A brick slams into your temple>Hits your left elbow>Your kneeA: "Our house.">BRACK!>A brick stuffs into your open mouth>You fucking bite that shit in half>Spit out gravelA: "IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR HOUSE!"MH: "RUUAHHHH!">You are so angry>So goddamn>Heckin>Cross>You reach the house>Muscles signs "Avon Calling"A: "OUR HOUSE!">You glare>So hard>The Bricks in your eye sockets shatterA: "IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR HOUSE!">Janna is already up in the ceiling>She hears your screamsJa: "That's not how the WORDS GO-"GB: "OUR HOOSE!">Goatbro headbutts a window>It warps like plastic but he keeps kickingGB: "AHN THE MEEDLE OF OUARH HOUSE!">You and Goatbro sing the best sitcom theme in history>While wailing on a buildingANON DOES 22 DAMAGEBy throwing the bricks back into the house's eyesA: "THESE BETTER NOT BE YOUR SHIT!"Goatbro does... SIXTEEN DAMAGEby Kicking the nice porch railings out.Then rubbing his ball on the doorknob.cont
>>3023113>>3023113A: "YOU FUCK."GB: "Alrigh now yah loss me."Ja: "I need a little more time! There's a valve and it's Stuck! With like...glue, or something.">Janna needs some more time>That gives you a chance>To Remodel>You're so close>The house has begun to back up>It won't shoot bricks at this range>Instead>It tries to crush you and goatbro in it's mighty arms>It crits on you>Nearly crits on the GoatANON YOU HAVE TAKEN 30 DAMAGEANON YOU ARE NOW GRABBED!>See "Pinned" for ruleshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit#heading=h.3xnol9r0wybpA: "AAHHH! MY SPINE! MY FAVORITE SPINE!"GB: "Me fookin'...bodeh ayches like the cervix of me last consort!">You currently cannot physically move>You are being crushed against the front door of the houseA: "GSHHIT!">Janna will unleash the ceiling traps in one turn>How do you survive?>Free Goatbro?>Or Escape the House!?-Brute ForceUse Muscles and Fight your way out.-Grants a free melee hit and deals structural damage>Raw Hatred-Instead of escaping you can use a spell or spellform of your choice-Who knows how well it's powers will work in this situationor>You could try to get inside of the house>Certainly it won't digest you>Although that may be better than being crushedWhat do?
>>3023115Get inside the house.TO WREAK THE UNLIVING SHIT OF IT!
>>3023115>Go inside house>Use own form.>Tell them to GTFO.Or just set it on fire.
>>3023115Everyone knows that going inside of the giant monster to attack it is a good idea. No issues at all. totally good idea.
>>3023115>Tell Janna and Goatbro to get going>Get inside the house>Combustion Form/ Unrivaled Hatred FormEither one of the latter two I support
>>3023115FUCK IT>Go on in
>>3023115>Brute Force Still kinda worried about starting fires and shit.Better safe than exploded.
>>3023115Get up in them gutssss
>>3023139Hey man, just have to go super nova for a moment and everything'll be fine right?
Rolled 9, 5, 1 = 15 (3d10)>>3023103>>3023103This is hilarious and you deserved to be told that.It's time for a CLARIFICATION POST. Of Fun.Since Quest writes phonetically it can be hard to read certain accents. This is intentional.Goat Bro's voice is essentially as follows.https://youtu.be/c7JOcHKMLKQNow...>Overwhelming votes>For getting INSIDE THE HOUSETime for SKILL CHALLENGE!>Roll WISDOM>Then CON>Then STRENGTHJa: "HEY! I got it!"A: "SO USE IT!">You grab this house>By it's Knob>You twistA: "HNNNNNGGGG!">Anon>You have finally entered another living being>Via the front door>Instead of a wound>CRACHUNK!>You stumble in>Roll on the carpet>Realize>The Lights are on>You in a lovely living room>With a two seater couch>Tasteful decorations>There is a Mewman man fused into the wall that looks like the texture of the boardsA: "Oh wow, are you like a squatter- or?"???: "I am the host this House-Mimic used in order to become the Were-House."A: "O-Oh god...you talk?"???: "The eternal parasitic life I have been granted has only left me with one question."A: "..."???: "Am I a Mewman made of house? Or is this house made of Mewman flesh from it's timbers to it's beams?"A: "I-">Your right eye twitchesROLL THAT WISDOMTHEN THE STRENGTHTHEN CON
Rolled 6, 5, 2 = 13 (3d20)>>3023170
Rolled 15, 8, 11 = 34 (3d20)>>3023170
Rolled 11, 5, 17 = 33 (3d20)>>3023170>Wisdomhoo boy
Rolled 8, 18, 9 = 35 (3d20)>>3023170I am deeply concerned for the sanity of this houses creator. Oh, sorry my bad. I mean.Uh.YOU'RE A BITCH NIGGER HOUSE!!!
Rolled 1, 4, 7 = 12 (3d20)>>3023170>???: "Am I a Mewman made of house? Or is this house made of Mewman flesh from it's timbers to it's beams?"That's a stupid fucking question! Mewggers are made out of flesh, and houses tend to be made out of wood, although it can vary! You are neither a house made of mewman or a mewman made of house, you're a fusion of flesh and wood. THE GINGERBREAD MAN IS NOT MADE OF HOUSE HE IS MADE OF GINGERBREAD! IT'S IN THE NAME!
>>3023201This actually.This I'd way better.
Rolled 14, 9, 20 = 43 (3d20)>>3023170
Rolled 14, 20, 3 = 37 (3d20)>>3023170
Rolled 16, 7, 12 = 35 (3d20)>>3023170don’t mind these 1s
Rolled 11, 5, 9 = 25 (3d20)>>3023170
Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d8)>>3023191>>3023191Our first and only current winner.>For ConSince we don't have a large number of rolls.I shall simply ROLL LIKE THIS!>8 rolls besides the winner>We need two resultsSELECTING NOW!YATAAAAAAA
Rolled 18, 6, 14 = 38 (3d20)>>3023170The answer is scream because you do not know, but also because you are in fire.>Combustion Form
>>3023243One more man. Sadly.
Rolled 17, 8, 13 = 38 (3d20)>>3023243Tzeentch bless this roll for us this day
Rolled 4, 18 = 22 (2d20)>>3023243C'mon, Daddy need new murders!
Rolled 15, 4, 3 = 22 (3d20)We doubling?
>>3023263>18That's pretty good, but when will we get Anon to look like THIS GLORIOUS FORM?
Rolled 19, 13, 10 = 42 (3d20)>>3023170Holy shit, I arrived in time to add to the rolls let's hope I don't fuck it over like last time. also, supporting >>3023201
A: "Y-....you can't."???: "You will lose your soul to me. To this place.">Your nose bleeds>You grimmace???: "It cannot be solved.">>3023232>>3023232>14 on Wisdom>23 totalA: "THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED!"???: "What-"A: "I don't -need- to know everything. I don't NEED to understand you.">Muscles flexes>His veins bulge up your neck>All the way past your earsA: "You're my enemy.">Anon has foundA: "I just need you to die.">His wayA: "Also, you spent all this time by yourself being miserable? Jesus. You're literally big as a house get the fuck over yourself."???: "No one has-"A: "Step yah pussy game up. I bet you're diabetic, faggot. Need to see a fucking physician.">Muscles Punches the Mew-House-Man in his stupid face>He shits himself>Bricks come outA: "OH GOD STICKING HIS DICK IN A RUSTY DRAIN."cont
>>3023326>>3023326>This when the couch leaps up and hugsA: "IT WAS IN MY MOUTH! uah!? FUCK! No! DON'T TOUCH ME! THIS ISN'T DISNEY WORLD. FELT IS DISGUSTING.">You struggle>You bite>Kick>Claw>Muscles Digs into the fabric>>3023182>>3023182>5 on strength> +14 with Muscles>19 total>>3023232+2>21>Not>Enough>To Escape>Yet only Barely soIf only you shared that +1 str with Muscles, Anon.If only you weren't such a splintered mess.>You're smothered in cushions>Held down Against the carpet>As the windows Seal up>That's when the digestive fluid begins to spray>Out of a nearby "Sink">The Plugs on the wall>The Ceiling lightsA: "FFFSh! NO!">It's going up your noseA: "NO!">>3023191>>3023191>9 on Con> +12>21 total>>3023218+2>23>You grit your teeth>Pull your chin away from the horrid stinking slimeA: "Fine."cont
>>3023331>>3023331https://youtu.be/5otPRv8ryMg>You bury your face>Into the horror>Into the pain>Your skin dissolves>Your nerves flare and your eyes blacken>You don't care>You dig your fingernails down into the carpet>Muscles>Begins to pushJa: "I DID IT!"GB: "Than DEWWIT!">Janna pulls>The Lever>PSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH>Outside>The ceiling opens>Letting in a TORRENT OF SCALDING WATER>Chaos>Limitless chaos as the Were-House>Is enveloped in a waterfall from above>It would normally be caught by the huge iron door>However>You opened that shit>The House is spilled forward>Sputtering>Struggling>As it is carried for the edge>You are inside>In the depths of sufffering>Still>Pulling>Your weightHow is this worth it?>Muscles pushes>You scream>Into the fluid drowning you>At the pure darkness around you>At the pain filling your body>What does it matter?>What do you matter?>What does this place matter?A: "It's all I have. It's all I am.">Muscles grips the carpet>You push your weak little arm with him>As you >Both>RISE>UP>SKKRRRRRRRRRRSSHHHHHHH!>ANON AND MUSCLES RIP THE COUCH FROM IT'S FLOORJa: "WOO!">Janna is riding the whole house>Whore.>She waves her beanie like a cowgirl hat>As all four of you>The House>The Goat>The Girl>The Boy>You all fall to the darknesscont
>>3023335>>3023335>Inside the house>You've stood up>With your half digested eyes dripping from your skull>You Step>Forward>With the house plummetingGB: "Janna! AH think you've forgotten something!"Ja: "What's that?"GB: "There's probably a BOTTOM!">Janna peers into the dark>She seesJa: "ROCKS!">She would be crushed>The Goat probably shatteredA: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"GB: "AH!?"Ja: "Anon!?"A: " https://youtu.be/1kXU14hkuSI?t=2 ">A figure smashes out of the front door>It's you>Drizzling your skin>Blind>Bleeding>Yet still>You>The Warrior>The Son of Madness>The Child of Unwellness>Anon>You feel out Janna>Grab the GOAT>Because you were tough enough to take it>BOLD enough to go where you didn't belong>You climb the house with your once feeble human arm>While Muscles holds Janna and Pan up high>You mutter curses into the wood>Scream your black ideas into the void>As you plummet>To your destiny>The House Shatters on the rocks below>Yet you and your friends are safe>Safe enough>As your cushioned from the blow by it's crumbling body>You stand atop the wreckage>Blind>Burning>Yet>You have wonANONYMOUS' CON IS NOW +13CHOOSE A NEW FEAT-Might of Matter(Muscles and Anon can combine the STR on non-combat rolls)(Anon and Muscles will begin to share physical tasks)-Hate and HungerEnemies making Ranged attacks on Anon have DISAD (As long as he is moving towards them)There is only one question.How do you regrow your body?>Feed off the Mewling Were-house (It has some HP left)>Get it from Janna and the Goat (Simpler and safer, but less menacing)Let's Rock.
>>3023340>Might of Matter>Feed of the Were-house
-Might of Matter(Muscles and Anon can combine the STR on non-combat rolls)(Anon and Muscles will begin to share physical tasks)-feed on friendship
>>3023340Ooo, those feats. Tough choice. I think might of matter's a better option. We don't get attacked by ranged stuff much to be honest. It happens, sure. But I think Might of matter will be more helpful in comparison. Also, FEED OFF OF THIS GINGERBREAD MAN WANNABE
>>3023340>CHOOSE A NEW FEAT-Hate and HungerEnemies making Ranged attacks on Anon have DISAD (As long as he is moving towards them)Imagine all the bullshit spells that we might be able to dodge if we just run at the mages like mad men.>How do you regrow your body?Feed off the Mewling Were-house (It has some HP left)
>>3023340FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA>EAT A GODDAM HOUSE
>>3023340>Might of MatterMUSCLES IS OUR BRO FOREVER
>>3023344Changing to Hate and Hunger.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>3023340This one.>Feed off the Mewling Were-House
>>3023349BUY ANOTHER ONE YA RICH MOTHERFUCKER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW0JKqhVCo0
>>3023340>Hate and Hunger.Never retreat.Now eat this fucker like we did with his mother last night,
>>3023340>Might of the Matterがったい タイムSure would be nice if our base stats also start rising with all the tasks we do alongside muscles anyways.>Janna and GoatIt could just be me, but is no one else concerned about adding the possible cursed flesh to out own? Especially considering the lore drop text at the start of the session?
>>3023340>>CHOOSE A NEW FEAT>-Might of Matter(Muscles and Anon can combine the STR on non-combat rolls)(Anon and Muscles will begin to share physical tasks))>Feed off the Mewling Were-house (It has some HP left)>Use Swarm to turn into termites to feed on the house
>all these people not wanting to boost our STR mod by an insane amount and bond at a deeper level with our shaor shifting bro who we regualrly fuse with and have problems fusing because we arent centered
>>3023340Feed on the Were-HouseMight of Matter
Telling Anon food is cursed will make him eat it just to spite you.And then he will vomit on you.
>>3023340>>3023340>-Might of Matter>(Muscles and Anon can combine the STR on non-combat rolls)>(Anon and Muscles will begin to share physical tasks)GET THAT SWOLE BOD, ANON.LEVEL PHYSICAL STATS ALONGSIDE MUSCLES
>>3023340>>Feed off the Mewling Were-house (It has some HP left)
>>3023340>-Hate and Hunger
Ja: "...Huh.">Janna looks outward from where you all stand>Because just beyond the wreckage the house has become>Is a shoreJa: "Sick. I can use my Water-walk spell here."GB: "Aye, Lass. Be sure to whisper politely to the water, now. Don't want it trickin' ye."Ja: "First tho.">Janna pulls out her real knifeJa: "Ok, man let's fix up your stank fa-"A: "CRACK FOUNDATION HAVIN' ASS GINGERBREADMAN METAPHOR LOOKIN' CHINK! YOU MEWGGER MOTEL! YOU WART COVERED FUCKIN' HALF EMPTY BALLSACK!">Anon>Smayush>WHAM!>WHAM!>wHAM!>Muscles>SLAPS his knuckles down into the screaming flesh of the house>Yet now>He is -not- alone>Right alongside his massive hammer of a hand>Is yoursANON HAS CHOSEN MIGHT OF MATTER-In non-combat rolls-You and Muscles will work together as one>For once>He can feel your rage>You>Can feel his limitless joy>SMACK CRACK WACK SWAK CURAK!>Boards go flying>Wallpaper is reached>You and Muscles shred through it>Muscles yanks a pipe out>You kick some drywall>You find underneath>The Humanoid host???: "Wait. Please, I can tell you abou-">ANON BITES THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN THE MOUTH???: "HRK!? hKKK!"cont
>>3023596>>3023596>He chews>Blood sprays past his ears>Muscles flexes>Rolls his fingers>You emerge>From the makeout session>Bloody>And Whole>You pant>With slobber and house-blood dribbling down your shirt>Your new eyes twitchingA: "Fuck....shit....in a stack.">Janna lowers her knife>Looking a little disappointedJa: "Nevermind.">You hop downA: "What's this water?">The Goat sniffsGB: "Undagroon lake from what I can tell. Probably where they got their drinking water.">You look up>You can't see the lightsA: "How far down are we?">You hold up the wand>Kick it>It lights the area>The scrawling returns>Luna's smile and warm presence comes with it>She reads>Without promptLu: "I can feel the doom from above getting closer. I'll sabotage this place to keep my creation whole. There's no time. I've nothing but my worship to offer it now. There aren't enough bodies. Aren't enough hides and blood and hearts and stolen souls to finish it...it must live. I will make it live. Keep it safe in the vault that only I can open with the enchantments my wares have purchased. This world is not deserving of my master's presence. Yet he will live. The first and last Dragon. I will make it live!">Her eyes lead you all>To the edge of the water>Where a near-ruined little boat>Along with the last scrawl>So deep>A finger-bone has lodged into the stone where it ends>It reads"He is DISPLEASED with what I have done.">A shudder comes from the darkness ahead>With a slow trickle of water>The bass of tectonic rumblings fill your chestJa: "What...is that?">Luna smilesLu: "Singing."SEEVIDEOhttps://youtu.be/330HjFBY7CwSESSION PAUSE!WE RESUMETOMORROW!Sunday, at 7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!Stay BlesstLove,QuestSpecial thanks to the Patreon Pals (Like our newest pal, Mojo!)Especial thanks to Acid, Ark, Comf and Superkeatonhttps://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620We've just hit $75! THE LINES SHALL MOVE UPON THE PAGE! (Quest is gonna start animating. Streaming it too)Join us on the social tubeshttps://discord.gg/x25nAShhttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuestBless.
>>3023602>That's its singingGood god does it ever shut up?
Wouldnt you howl if you were made wrong?
>>3023695I WAS made wrong and I don't howl.
>>3023596>Sick. I can use my Water-walk spell here."Janna has my vote for Hokage, believe it
>>3023596>Janna lowers her knife>Looking a little disappointed >Ja:"Nevermind"If it makes you feel any better, Jannster, I wanted to see you bust out your new witchy spells too
>>3023730Lets be honest, well need another heal soon. Also, anon just straight up ate a dude. Ate his face like flordia man on bath salts. No seasoning too, fucking white boy.
>>3024609Now that i think. We should raise dead on the mewman house. I dont know if the dragon got his soul but its worth a shot
I don't know when or even if you'll read this... but I feel it needs saying regardless. You like Dreamworks Movies? Most people find their work to be very childish in nature and hell, who could blame them, but there's one movie I feel deserves to be made relavent to the discussion. Kung-Fu Panda. The reason may surprise you. There's one scene where Dustin Hoffman as a Red Panda is debating with a philosophical turtle, and they're having a discussion about the meaning and implications of... "control". For this particular example they use a peach tree, and its derivatives, namely the peaches and their seeds. Red Panda-Hoffman says that he is in control of the situation, because he can choose when the fruit can fall, and when and where to plant its seeds. The turtle however, argues that regardless of how much control Hoffman has, that the peach tree shall stay a peach tree, and that it won't bear fruit before it's time. I feel there's a lesson to be learnt from this exchange... both are right in their own ways, but we, specifically Anon... are the peach. He is destined to grow into a beautiful chaotic mess, following his own glorious path. The only thing you could have controlled was when and where he was planted. But that is too late to choose now... the situation is far beyond your control... and there is nothing. You can do. To stop it.
>>3026065So what you're saying is that there's no point in voting or rolling and we can do nothing but let Quest tell a regular story without our intervention?
SESSION START!https://youtu.be/QGeHmVqBNGs?t=403>Here we are, Anonymous>Beneath a ruined castle>At the bottom of a pit>Past the Dungeons>Past the Forgotten halls that lay beneath>Sitting on a black shore>Staring at the entrance of a cave>Which houses an unknown lake>Amongst your party?>Janna>Who's proven a wily, reckless but cunning rogue>Handy with a spell or two>Dionysus>A fallen god>Hardy and full of Heart>Using his many beast forms>Then>There is Youhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing>AnonymousWHO IS NOW LEVEL 16>You can hear a waterfall from deep within>Along with the distant mournful moans of...>Something>There is a beast here below the world>Something unnatural>Something angry at it's own creator>Angry perhaps at all creation as well>A dragon>It has horded the souls of all who die here>Even the dead body below you>Of a house sized mimic>Is slowly liquefying >As it's corrupted soul is dragged into the water>By a thread>With a hooked needle at it's endJa: "The crazy dude said only he could open the door to the monster, right?"Lu: "Yes."Ja: "So, how are we gonna get in?"A: "First we have to find it. Then we fuck it. With knives and feet and shit."GB: "Fuck it with shite? Och, that'll take a bit a doin."A: "Sit on a dick with your wordplay.">Your eyes sear with magical spite>Lighting up the dark ahead of you>The Cavern awaitsWhat do?-Use the Boat to enter the cave (Keeps Everyone together)-Use your ghost form to go ahead (You have no idea what awaits you, or if it can harm your ghost form)-Try another solution(You and Janna both have water/ice magics. There might be a better way to address the unknown watery depths)Let's rock.
>>3026200>use the boat but cast ice around us
>>3026205>>3026200sounds like a plan
>>3026200Shit, supporting >>3026205
Use chill. We could freeze the ocean we can freeze this shit.
>>3026072FUCK no. Didn't I just say WE ARE the peach? We're as essential to this quest as Quest is. Without people to vote he'd just be telling a story. Might as well just write a fan fiction at that point.On a more serious note, we need to up our stats and relax something fucking fierce... calm down if only slightly. We can't rely on dumb luck to see us through every time. The universe will still be there when we get back into action, just keep an eye on it. We're secure enough. Why bother having a kick-ass magic castle if we don't bother using it? Try making our own goddamn spells I say. The more WIS we have the larger a posse of Skele-bois we can wrangle and the more kickass our spells will be. Think of the gainz and bondz we can make with Muscles while we up our STR? How fucking suave we could be with Jackie if we just upped our CHA a bit? Plus, we're a fucking dumbass, we need a higher INT stat.Worse comes to worse we can always steal our stats
>>3026200>>3026200This is one of those places that scream "Do Not Disturb The Water".Maybe we can inspect a little further before venturing onto it?Either way, we should totally come up with a secondary method to travel this cavern n case using the boat doesn't work or something unexpected happens.>>3026200Also, I don't even think we've had breakfast. Is Janna and Anon not hungry?I bet everyone back home must be worried sick as well. They can't contact us (think how Susan might feel without the mental link she's so used to) and we left without telling them how much this mission would take.
Can goat bro turn into an eagle buff enough to carry Janna across?Or a shark? No. An orca!We can freeze the water and he'll be cool.
>Ask Luna about the dragons, and advice fighting them.
>>3026277Pretty sure Dragons aren't real in Mewni, but not so much about Mewmus.Ask away.
>>3026205Alright, this sounds good Also, ask Luna how many pages are missing from her book? And what would those pages have on them? May as well get the full scope of the BOOK's power seeing as we're going to meet something born of it
>>3026277Dragon killing advice>Don't fuck around. Hit own form immediately.
>>3026277Pry luna for knowledge about dragons or primordial beings
>>3026277Asking for Luna's opinions on these potential dragons is a yes from me my dude.
>confess you do not really expect her to know anything about imaginary dragons.>You really just want to hear her explain things more.
>>3026350>You really just want to hear her explain things more.FACT! Her voice is like melted butter.
>>3026200I'll only support >>3026277 if it's in the form of >>3026350
>>3026350Supporting this as well.
>>3026350Also tell her thanks for translating and tell her we love her and her stories and she should tell us more and more often
>>3026350>Luna's lore is the bedtime stories he never got as a kid
>>3026398Also thank her yes
>>3026398YES! WE APPRECIATE YOU MOM!
>Your right arm can stretch to a degree>You forget sometimes>Muscles and you have always been semi-seperate entities>Now, however>After all this violence>The literal year of working together to rip>Tear>You feel>More solid>Less like a collageA: "C'mon.">You lean backwards while Muscles grabs the Boat from afar>CounterbalanceA: "I got an idea."GB: "We go on a cruise into an obvious death trap?"Ja: "Anon's usually got good plans. If he's calm. Hey, McMoot.">You look at Janna>She takes you in for a moment>Slathered in monster blood>A little winded>Yet your eyes are bright>Your busy but together>You can even feel her psychic presence roll around your spine>She knows you're thinking about Jackie>She also sees you thinking about her>She bites her lipJa: "You good?"A: "I'm me.">You jump into the boat>You stand up straight>Crack your neckA: "It's good enough. You got Ice powers?"Ja: "Nah. I got wind summoning, though."A: "Might work. Goat. What's the biggest thing you can turn into?"GB: "A midget Elephant."Ja: "Little person."GB: "An elephant isn't a person ya daft swan.">The three of you set off>Janna whispers to the still air>With her focus and power>A wind forms>Carries the boat forwardcont
>>3026455>>3026455GB: "No rowing required!">The Goat leans back>Puts his hands behind his head>You all move forward>Into a brief dropJa: "Whoah!">SKRRRRRKKEKEKEKkkKKkk>You paritally freeze the water>Slowing down your descentA: "Fuck. Why is this hard?">Pan dips his tongue into the waterGB: "OCh!"A: "What?"GB: "Hot. Like a volcanic spring."A: "Of course.">The slushy flow gets you all down to the glassy surface of a lakeA: "I can't see dick."Ja: "Haha, you wanna see dick?"A: "M-mom! Gimme some dragon lore."Lu: "Darling. Are you feeling insecure? I know my voice calms you."A: "MOM.">Luna laughs>It echoes through the cave>For a moment>The Singing>StopsLu: "First. A light.">It resumes>Luna waves her hand>A pink orb fills the blackness around you>Now you can seeA: "Whoah...">The threads>Thousands of them>Running from the deepest parts of the water to the ceiling>Where no light reachesLu: "In my world Dragons were the first living creatures. Born from the recombination of magical energies and the collision of primordial matter. They were each an island of universal strength. Power. Dominion. They ruled with absolute control until more creatures with thought appeared. In the brief age before certain...forces. Took hold. They shaped the world. With fire. Steel from the Mewmun who served them. Blood with the flesh of Monsters who saw them as their progenitors."Ja: "How did mortals defeat em?"Lu: "They didn't. The greatest dragons merely left."A: "Why? Also.">You look around>Despite being alone>In a mile deep cavern>You hug your mom>Then release her>She blinks>Slowly>Without even a hint of being disturbed>Until she straightens her hat>Kisses your nosecont
>>3026455>Say something nice about JannaI like her face and ugs.
>>3026477>>3026477Ja: "Aw."GB: "Das homosexual, lad."Lu: "Something greater called to them. A presence they couldn't deny or ignore. They left behind their weaker cousins. Drakes. Hydras. Serpents. The deformed. The half breeds. They abandoned us, unwilling to contend with greater forces."A: "...writers."Lu: "I use the term 'greater' rather loosely."GB: "Lad.">Goatbro lowers your hand before you freeze more of the waterGB: "Mind the cords...even if yer ice touches them I'd think it unwise.">THE WATER BELOW YOU IS CRYSTAL CLEAR UNTIL THE LIGHT FADES>THE THREADS ARE STILL>YOU CANNOT SEE PAST 25 FEET IN ANY DIRECTIONWhat do?>Fuck it, pluck a threadI mean why not?>Navigate with the flow of water-Janna and Anon will do combined rolls to get the boat between the Threads>Try to light it up(Using Fire magic or any means you can concoct)>Taste the water(I mean it's hot but it could be delicious?)
>>3026485>Navigate with the flow of waterits magical darkness so any light we might try to generate outside of what we have probably won't go far
>>3026485>play a tune>improvise or have luna give us soemthing ancient until we find something that resonates with the threads>goatbro can chant in the old words as well>janna channels the winThese strings tie souls and thats our bag and what luna and the wand specalize inLets drift in gently, magnifecntly, worthy of a King before an ancient thing.
>>3026485Follow the flow. Also this >>3026495
>>3026485>GB: "Das homosexual, lad."If it's gay to love your mother than I am the gayest king in the multiverse! >>3026495I like the jam this dude's playing and therefore i support it.
>>3026485>>Navigate with the flow of water
>>3026402Ow my heart
>>3026485>Taste the water>(I mean it's hot but it could be delicious?)Pic.>Navigate with the flow of water>Janna and Anon will do combined rolls to get the boat between the ThreadsThis. Do this.I'm assuming the Threads are serving as some sort of detection triggers for whoever has them in their grasp.Try to avoid them.However we DO NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GO.
>Born from the recombination of magical energies and the collision of primordial matterSo yeah, OWN can seriously fuck one up if we get it to stick. Just need to undo their magic properties and we can go to town on it.
>>3026617We could also go gently, cautiously and try to work this out without having to pull another win by the skin of our teeth through excessive violence.. try at least.
Rolled 3, 9, 10 = 22 (3d10)>3 votes to help Janna Navigate>5 for...Music.A: "We don't really know what this thing is. Dragon. Fuckin' Donut OC. Just a monster...">You pull out your wand>Curious>Probing>You put it to your lips and do a quick run of notes>It echoes to the roof>Comes back>As a wail>The singing stopsA: "..."Ja: "What did you do?">You raise a finger at JackieA: "I got it's attention."Ja: "We don't WANT it's attention, doofus we want it to die."A: "I want my enemies to die.">You feel something off>Something differentA: "I wanna understand this thing."GB: "Fer fook's sake, why!?"A: "Cause It's like me."Ja: "...">Janna turns to the Goat>Rolls her eyesA: "It's awful and isn't supposed to exist.">You turn back to the group>Your smile wideA: "Isn't that awesome?">The Goat puts his head in his hands>Janna>SnickersJa: "Rock and roll, my man."A: "I will. Janna. Get us there safe?"Ja: "Which way?"A: "The only way.">You look down at the waterA: "We go forward.">You raise up your SaxA: "Pan. Work with me."GB: "Oh, righ Ah suppose A'll just play the BAGPIPES!"A: "Fuck no. Sing."GB: "..."A: "You're probably great at it."GB: "Oh, Aye yer full correct in that."ROLL CHARISMATHREETIMES>Janna will navigate>As Goatbro assists your rolls
Rolled 12, 4, 8 = 24 (3d20)>>3026644LETS DO THIS
>>3026485>Navigate with the flow of water-Janna and Anon will do combined rolls to get the boat between the ThreadsAlong side this >>3026495
Rolled 14, 13, 17 = 44 (3d20)>>3026644Let’s go
Rolled 6, 5, 18 = 29 (3d20)>>3026644Poor Janna. Maybe we shoulda helped her instead.
Rolled 14, 18, 2 = 34 (3d20)>>3026644Here we go boys
Rolled 3, 17, 9 = 29 (3d20)>>3026644SIIIIIIIIING!
Rolled 13, 19, 4 = 36 (3d20)>>3026644
Rolled 12, 13, 9 = 34 (3d20)>>3026644https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpX50QAAeEA
Rolled 16, 2, 13 = 31 (3d20)>>3026644https://youtu.be/TCKzjSma2P0
Rolled 8, 16, 11 = 35 (3d20)>>3026644
Rolled 3, 15, 19 = 37 (3d20)
Rolled 19, 19, 2 = 40 (3d20)>>3026644
>>3026699Nice dubs my dude.
>>3026699You did it guy. praise your double dubs
Rolled 6, 11, 18 = 35 (3d20)>>3026644>>3026699Nice, blessed by kek
Rolled 15, 7, 6 = 28 (3d20)>>3026644
>>3026644C'mon, momma need those wholesome moments!
Rolled 3, 3, 12 = 18 (3d20)>>3026722
Rolled 19, 10, 5 = 34 (3d20)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx2b-nK_Q8o
>>3026644Have a moment of clarity where you realize this might have been a bad idea.
>>3026846Fuck ideas. With your penis.
>>3026846Its never a bad idea to jam
>>3026846>Implying this isn't the best idea
>>3026849>>3026850>>3026859Can't be worse idea then jumping into the ring of War Planet right?
>>3026866Hey, there's only one big thing this time around.
>>3026866Certainly not as bad as rushing to warplanet all together without learning all our spell forms first
>>3026878And you know what? We still managed to kill a level 50/75 robo wizard
>>3026866Well yeah. Good thing we didn't do that.
>>3026898Level 50. We could've killed Loozar too. But allies were dropping and Jackie was sad.
>>3026906Was it 50, I thought you had to be at lvl 75 to be considered an immortal?
>>3026918That was Loozar. Loozar was level 75 which was exactly five times our level at the time. Mammon was level 50.
>>3026906Correction. Our own inadequacy prevented us from killing Loozar.Not jackie.
>>3026924No, we could've totally jumped back into the ring to rip the rest of Loozar's limbs off. But Jackie was traumatized and we felt bad.
>>3026906I didn't think Jackie did anything wrong. She jumped into a arena she didn''t know was a thunder-dome to try save her boyfriend.>>3026918he was 75 his manager was 50.>>3026931he literally had a broken back.
>>3026924We can compromise and say it was our inability to fight an immortal martial champion giant AND keep our friends, and completely normal human gf we beought to a war planet for some fucking reason, safe at the same time. We still beat Mammon and got wondervaun's tools though, so still a success, just with a sad breakup too.
>>3026931We are weeeeeeaaaaaak.We lack the focus to actually be at all decent at combat.O.k. I think we could have done all of it if we handled it better. But we spent a bunch of time jerking around instead of crushing nibblies.
>>3026944>he literally had a broken back.We could've managed.
What sucked was trying to lie our way out of getting caught when are girlfriend was literally injured at our feet.
I really hope Jackie is doing okay.
>You don't know what this thing is>What is really wants>Other than souls>You're uncertain>Shit>You're uncertain about plenty of things>Anon>Why do you want to do things like this?>Seek empathy>Understanding>Here of all places?>You're insecure>HmA: "So, what?">You're muttering>Before the Sax meets your lipsA: "I'm used to it...">>3026653>>30266536 on the dice.>+7>13 total>GB gets 7 on the dice>18 total>Both failures>The Goat bleats out when he starts to sing>You're off time>Janna gets a 4 on her first dex rollJa: "SHit."A: "Fuck."GB: "Bloody hell.">The Boat is sent spinning>You lose your foot on the deck>Almost fall inA: "I said!">You grit your teeth>Inhale>Deep>>3026699>>3026699A: " https://youtu.be/__OSyznVDOY ">19 on the dice>You blow hard>Long>From your fucking hips you squeeze out a pure emotion>Then>You find the beat>You tap>Your>Footcont
>>3026976>>3026976GB: "Why are ya still goin' at this?"Ja: "This is crazy, man!"A: "So!? What isn't?">Insecurity>You're used to it alright>In fact>It's not even scary anymore>Anon passes Charisma Check 2>Your song reverberates into the walls>Goatbro fails to keep up>3 on the dice>15 total>He fucks up the scale>Doesn't know how to harmonize>Water falls from the roof above>Drizzles around you>As ghosts wriggle out of the lake's surface>Cling to your heels like you're a rockstar crowd surfing>You feelA stranger.A: "Hello?">It doesn't speak words to you>The psychic communication is clumsy>It can't get complex things like full sentences>Or even images>Just impressions>You feel an intense focus>From the far back of the cave>Like someone is watching your every move>Janna gets a nat 1 on the dice>The rocking is too much>She feels the psychic presence you're singing too>Her hands shake>Her eyes dart into the darkJa: "This isn't gonna work!"A: "It has to! Otherwise we're lost in this bullshit!">You feel some sort of pleased smile from the presence ahead>Directions>A beckoning>Promises>Release>Release>Reward>Freedom>Terror>Violence.>An image begins to form in your head>Of the door>Then in your eyes>You see a distant shore>Illuminated by threads that resonate with your magic>At the door's base>A hand>Or what's left of it>With a special lock>Shaped like a 4 fingered hand-hole>Freedom>Freedom>Release>You barely notice that with that nat 1 from Janna>Your boat has collided with a threadcont
>>3026981>>3026981>The Huge Cables Shudder>Now it knows>Knows -where- you are>Out here in the Lake>Something stirrs at the bottom>It heats the waves to the point of boilingGB: "Lad! I doon't know what's down there b-">Release>Release>Open the door>You're losing the connection>Losing your focus>Goat Bro gets a 16 on his Charisma check however>28 total>This boots your rollOf 17 on the dice...>From 24 total>to 29>High EnoughA: "Listen! You could be fuckin' awful. A real shit!">You're yelling at the door>The bubbles beneath you increaseA: "But there's no way you can be worse than me. Ya got that!?">The threads nearby slacken>As you stand up>On a sinking ship>With nothing certain>You playA: " https://youtu.be/7phmVvs1Giw?t=22 ">You put out what you feel>What you know>That you came here for power>So you can get closer to whole>To whatever life can promise you>To prosper>The Presence>In response>Is Honest>It has nothing to prosper with>It sees no value in this world>The Power you seek?>It has>It keeps it>It sings>Dueting with you>As it's feelings fill you>You weep>Oily diseased tearscont
>>3026990>>3026990>Self loathing so deep it spills from one's own mind>It becomes a fire that rips at the corners of reality>Wants to rip down every wall>Desecrate every monument>Loneliness so bitter it sours the spirit>It cannot look at light>Or even imagine a better life>Without it's baleful spite reaching new heights>It even reveals that the threads>Are all it can fit through the door's edges>That at the end of each>Is a needle>Long as a man's body>Barbed>Rusty[/spoiler]>Seems you've made it to the threshold>Where there is much less room for errorA: "Well!?">You stand>DefiantA: "Come outta this water and fuckin' fight me!">The presence is quiet>It gives you a moment>You feel a smirk slide against the back of your brain>It isn't -in- the water>Whatever is in the water>It has been holding back>Tormenting it in the boiling water>It promies not to release it>Not to try and spear you and Janna and the Goat unto the rocks>If you just open the door>If you just>Let it outLet my teeth sink into this world.What do?>HOW DO YOU GET INTO THE DRAGON'S LAIR!?>HOW DO YOU PROTECT JANNA AND THE GOAT FROM THESE DEADLY BARBS!?>HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THE TORTURED BEAST IN THE LAKE!?It's time for some wicked write-ins...Anonymous.What do!?
>>3026951Between the experienced flesh shaping, the bfb spell, and luna's coaching, yeah probably. Too late for what ifs though
>>3026994OWN breaks curses right?
>>3026994So why don't we just, like, use Phantom form to float the rest of the way while Janna and Goat Bro shadow step their way past everything. Not like there ain't enough shadows.
Note. This one wants freedom.It also appears to wish to sink it's teeth into the world.As such, I believe that if we release it, at minimum it will do something which catches Moon's attention.At maximum, we'd have to worry about it joining forces with Ludo.Therefore, the dragon cannot be freed at any cost.
>>3027046You know what? I'll support this, seems it'd work well enough
>>3026994We shoul probably freeze the water as best we can and have goatbro and janna move away from Anon so that they're not caught up in the direct fighting. Then, well it's just a door right? Just use starwalk to float near the door and have it collapse on itself with cruci-cursh
Reminder we can just float normally with the starwalk spell, we don't need to use the full form just for the flight
>>3027067We could use the incorporates of it to hide in the walls to avoid touching anything. And prevent monsters from jumping out of nowhere to snatch us.
>>3026994>Were here for you Luna. You dont have to make promises.>Check out whatever its holding down with Telepathy.>Use chill to create as much ice as possible. So that they have something to fight on/in/cover.>OWN whatever curse keeps the door together, then Darkstar it.
Ask Luna for the spell "Take the Strings".
Also>HOW DO YOU PROTECT JANNA AND THE GOAT FROM THESE DEADLY BARBS!?>HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THE TORTURED BEAST IN THE LAKE!?These exist.
>>3027092Because A. I believe it might be relevant to our situation of hooks and string.B. New spell for our arsenal before we battle the boss.C. Because I like the name.
>>3026994Look inside yourself Anon at your own self hate.At your Loneliness. What makes you different then the creature. trapped inside this prison?What do you have that this creature doesn't?
>>3026994We can shapeshift into insects to get past the wires.... goatbro should be able to too... could Janna shadowstep through it
>>3026994You know what? >>3027046
>>3027102And supporting this, let me have all of them
>>3027102Who cares really?
Man were really melancholy today.>Use psionics to talk to the thing beneath us.
>>3027102....you're what makes this character hate himself anon
>>3027077>Fuck it.>Ask Luna for string spell I guess.
>>3027046>>3027060>>3027064>>3027104Note that these hooks can catch intangible entities.Starwalk form will most likely get caught like the fish it is.
>>3027111How different is Anon from this thing? Anon forced the lizard into his wand, but was unhappy with watching Defiant being dragged into the depths.
>>3027133Then let's just float through the walls where there is no hooks. Boom.
>>3027137by a needle and thread attached to his soul.
>>3027137Paradise vs Eternal torture.Thats some good logic there.Also it wasnt about morality. Anon doesnt like having his things taken. He has decided the dead are "his things".
>>3027137But who cares? Literally what does it even matter what makes us different?
>>3027142The door is where the hooks originate from.>It even reveals that the threads>Are all it can fit through the door's edges>That at the end of each>Is a needle>Long as a man's body>Barbed>Rusty
>>3027159Boy a door's only as strong as the wall it's attached to. Just go around the door.
>HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THE TORTURED BEAST IN THE LAKE!?So...Just ignoring this then?It probably has lots of HP
>>3027102Family, friends, freedom.A vision.
>>3027164At least until after the ding dang dragon. Priorities, we can deal with it after we get our spell back. Then we can like free it or kill it out of its misery or something. >>3027167An awesome mom.
>>3027164Do you have an idea of what to do?
>>3027133Starwalk SPELL, not form.
>>3027162I meant, from behind the door.You know. The part where it says the hooks and threads are all it can fit through the doors edges.What I'm saying is confronting the dragon alone is a terrible idea.
>>3027171Pretty sure the thing is going to release it to spite us as soon as we open the door...>>3027172Pbbbbbllllllllllttttttt..............I dont know? Dive in and kill it? Then make it into a flesh suit?
>>3027180Possibly mix cryosis with another spell, and start the fight off well.I consider Cryosis and Hungering Flames to be the best combination to begin with.
>>3027180>I dont know? Dive in and kill it?Isn't the water real hot? Like I dig the idea of just murderizing it. But that seems dangerous.
>>3026990>>3026994>Ship is sinking.>Dragon is threatening to release a monster right under us unless we release it.>That dude seems like he plans to destroy the whole world out of spite. Kinda reminds me of someone who could've been.>Gotta protect GB and Janna as well as making it out of the Lake.We cannot use OWN FORM right now, but we could try using OWN to deal with whatever Writer/Thread level BS we could tackle.It might not be wise to reveal our power level right now however. IT knows where we are but it doesn't know what we're capable of.If we reveal our hand right now he might sic that monster on us and we'd have trouble, specially Janna and GB.On the other hand, revealing our hand and making ourselves a target could very well divert attention from them to us so that they could make it relatively safe to the shore.
>Swarm form?>Become living gross armor for them?
>>3027167>Family >friendsDoes he even spend any time with them?>A vision.How can a boy who doesn't know what he wants or who he is have any vision?>freedom.He still listens to us. Does that really sound like freedom?
>>3027202Yeah, sure. Just in case
>>3027207Who is the edgey one who stalks the night?
>>3027207>Does he even spend any time with them?Dude, our mom and best bro are literally attached to us and we're on a fun hang out adventure with Janna. Stop memeing.
>>3026994Supporting >>3027197. Seems to be the most related to immediate issues and tasks at hand. We're able to cast 2 types of spells now, 1 w/ Muscles and Sax, the other with our own abilities. Ice with Muscles/sax to create a stable platform and handle the sinking boat issue, Us on the OWN for the threads to tear open a space for the party to get through?
>>3027150Hell's a Paradise. It's the Devil's Paradise. What kinda paradise is Anon's wand?
>>3027207The entirety of australia was a friendship thing. Our mother spends all her time in our head.He knows what he wants. Everything. We answered this at the start.The difference between his desires and ours are negligible.
>>3027219Oh fuck off you holier than thou fucking cunt
Also it doesn't matter how hot the water is if we Chill~
>>3027219Thats just actual lies.Demons also hate hell, they are just to scared to leave.
Screw it.>Ask Luna for a thread pulling spell.>If she doesnt have one or it doesnt work.>Swarm form. Protec friends and slide on past needles.
>>3027237>OWN ON THE THREADS you have no power here
Rolled 7, 7, 8 = 22 (3d10)Friends.The votes fall as follows.>Ghost Form Leeroy Charge into the Door2 votes>Break down the Door with OWN to get a bigger arena2 votes>Assume Swarm Form to avoid the Hooks and protect Janna/Goatbro3 votes>Ask Luna for a new Spell3 votesA: "Mom...can you get me something to even the odds here?">Luna hushes you with her hand>Speaks to your mind>In a whisper>So subtle your nerves can barely make it outLu: "I can give you very little spells now that can be learned so quickly. Use what you have...">You look down>At your hand>Then Muscles>Who creeps into your vision>For once>He feels like a partner>Not a petLu: "Use who you are. Who -we- are.">>3027197>>3027218Tie...Breakah!Lu: "Defy him...and all expectation."A: "...Everybody.">Janna and Pan look to you>For hope>For some kinna signA: "I'm boutta do it to em.">You throw your wand into Muscles>He prepares his COLDEST DISS-He will Cast icy magic to block the beast below>You raise your hand to the door>You give it the middle fucking finger>As one eye turns gold>The other black>Both with Pink searing Irises-ANON CASTS OWN ON THE SOURCE OF THE NEEDLESANONROLL WILLMUSCLES WILL ROLL AGAINST THE WATERROLL A DEX SAVE AGAINST THE EXISTING NEEDLESTHEN ONE MORE WILL!>For a force is clawing at the source of your thoughts>Chewing at your eye stalksHow dare you resist me.
Rolled 1, 2, 6 = 9 (3d20)>>3027261
Rolled 12, 8, 15 = 35 (3d20)>>3027261
>>3027232No it isn't. Hell is the devil's paradise. The only happiness the devil cares about is his own. Has anon every looked at the paradise that is his wand?
Rolled 7, 4, 9 = 20 (3d20)>>3027261Big money no wammy!
Rolled 9, 11, 1 = 21 (3d20)>>3027261
Rolled 15, 4, 6 = 25 (3d20)
Rolled 14, 14, 7 = 35 (3d20)>>3027261com'on, com'on, com'on!!
>>3027272Bitch I wish we would. I wanna get in there.
Rolled 3, 19, 4 = 26 (3d20)>>3027261>How dare you resist me.I am the KING of defiance! I resist whoever I damn well please!
Rolled 20, 12, 15 = 47 (3d20)>>3027261
Rolled 12, 19, 7 = 38 (3d20)
Rolled 1, 8, 13 = 22 (3d20)>>3027261k
Rolled 17, 10, 9 = 36 (3d20)>>3027261
>>3027154What harm could a little self-awareness cause?
>>3027299>We literally killed someone with our self loathing.
Rolled 11, 2, 20 = 33 (3d20)>>3027261>BottomHue
Rolled 4, 16, 3 = 23 (3d20)>>3027261LETS GO
>>3027299That's great and all anon but maybe focus on the matter at hand here.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>3027261I AM KINGKNEEL
>>3027341ROLL AGAIN WITH MORE DICE YOU CAN DO IT!!!!dice+3d20
Rolled 17, 4 = 21 (2d20)>>3027341
>>3027347all at once! Its not too late!
Rolled 7, 16, 13 = 36 (3d20)>>3027261
>>3027376I now know true despair.Hope... hope is a lie.
>>3027382Its good man
>>3027382Dream on~ dream on~ good Lord and take me away.
Rolled 18, 13, 14 = 45 (3d20)Nyyyyyaaaaaaarrrrgggghhjjjj!!!!
>>3027442>My sins were for nothing>Hot rolls though.
Rolled 5, 19, 20 = 44 (3d20)>>3027261
>>3027277>>3027277The first 7>15+19>THIRTY FUCKING 4>34 total>>3027289+2>>3027293-2>>3027269-2>Still 32 totalhttps://youtu.be/AXvY3snSRtY>Your eyes>BLAST>BLACK>ENERGY>SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEIn the depths of this madness, and your intimacy with your new power. You can witness the magic unravel from your target. The threads are more than sensory organs and piercing spears.A: "I see your power.">You poseA: "I denounce it.">Anon>DabsTHE THREADS HAVE LOST THEIR POWER TO RIP SOULS FROM THEIR TARGETSA: "Now SCATTER!">Janna and the Goat rush in seperate directions>There's hardly anywhere to go on this distant shore>UntilJa: "Muscles! You better not get me wet!">Muscles gets a 19 on his roll to FREEZE THE BOILING LAKEJa: "I can't surf...">Janna pulls out her real knife>Slices her ankles>With her 17 on the dex save to avoid damagecont...
>>3027647>>3027647JANNA SUMMONS HER BLOOD KNIVESAS ICE SKATESJa: " I'm just wicked with blades.">SHE ZOOMS>The needles SCREAM DOWN for her body>She dodges>Letting one sail through the ice and into the depths>He flips!>Another lost into the dark, getting trapped by Muscles' Freeze magic>Goatbro gets a 12 on his dice>Unlike Janna>He isn't a flippy boi>He trundles out onto the ice.Head down>Eyes wild>He looks up>Tries to dodge one of the needles>It misses himGB: "Haha! Yeh'll have tah do better n' tha t-">KRASAHA!>Three>Three of them burst up through the ice>Piercing his legs>Shredding his fur>He bleeds rich nearly maroon blood out onto the ice>Which threatens to melt>He shakes>Clenches his teeth and bleats out of reflex>His yellow eyes dimJa: "Pan!">Janna does a hard stop>Heads for her teacherGB: "Doon't yew stop movin', lass!">She can tell already what he wants>She glares at himGB: "Ah can...handle this on...">A fourth needle>Descends from the roof>Levels at his faceGB: "All on me own."cont
Rolled 9, 3 = 12 (2d10)>>3027651>>3027651>Meanwhile, you>>3027347>>3027347With this post winning the DEX save>17 on the dice>No + or Minus>23 total>With YOUR dex>This wouldn't be possible>Seeing Janna dodge the harpoons aimed for her organs>Seeing the Goat get impaled>You know what to look for>You also still have a goal in mind>You turn>Back to the door>Your eyes aglow>As you peel back the layers of the Door's enchantmentsA: "Mother fuckers wanna-">A NEEDLE FLIES DOWN FOR YOUR HEAD>Muscles feels your alert>He WHIPS himself>Sending the arc down to you>Your body FLIPSA: "TEST ME!">Another tries to thread throughA: "Think they can...">You stick out your feet>Muscles CURLS>Sending you into a spin>You kick the needle into the dirtA: "BEST ME!">You focus back on the door>Removing it's resistance to physical destructionA: "I'm opening that door...but I'm NOT letting you out.">Muscles continues his freeze>Finally sealing the lake>In a solid placid surface >He freezes the waterfall>Completing the new arena>You raise your fist>Then PULL with a crucicrush that has all your FIREY PASSION within it>The Stone door shifts>Then>Crumbles>RRggGRRGRGGGGGGGGg>It cracks>The needles and threads begin to withdraw>Into the new opening>Into the bright new room beyond>As some pass by you>You see Pan's skin>Totally free from his body>Being sailed in the grip of the needles>Off>Into the...curtains?A: "You haven't been out of that room in a thousand years, bitch. Step outside where I can see so. So I can get cure your fuckin' shut-in bullshit and get my Mom-damn property.">You see...>Curtains?>No...>You see WavesNow.I re-roll for your final selection.
>>3027651Did he died?
>>3027660Jackles faith sustains him.As will ours.YOU CAN DO IT GOAT MAN! KICK BUUUUTTTTT.
>>3027269>>3027269>6 on the dice>23 total>>3027276-2>>3027311+2>>3027519+2>25>Anon is your mind is so strong>Alien threats>Evil, looming unknowns>None can phase you>No regimented demon power can restrain you>No suggestive trick>No fear>What you see emerge from the cavern however is not psychically assaulting you>Your own body>Reacts>With sheer >Paralyzed>Disgust and rejection>A hand Emerges>With spindled bones for fingers>Nails>Made of forgotten, rusty metal>Your feet sink where you stand>Even Muscles stays stretched back>Over the lake>To be further>Anything>To be less accepting of this...thing>It's existence>You can almost make out the form>But it's so many colors>So many textures>So many skins>You fail to break free of your transifixationA: "M-...mom?"Lu: "...Disgusting.">Luna raises an eyebrow>Somewhat displeased with her own opinionLu: "Impressive.">Whatever you have found>It's jaw opens>What counts as teeth>Strips of shredded skin>They flow as it's breath weapon exudes onto the ice>A fog>With screaming faces>It Breathes Ghosts, Anoncont
>>3027692>>3027692>There is something worse here>In that cluster of pupils>An intelligence beyond the stumbling infant mind>Beyond a resurrected spirit>This thing>It has a nature>A smile forms on it's parodic lips>It's furred jaw>As you watch in visceral purgatory>It incorporates Pan's skin into itself>Sewing>Writhing>With tendrils made from twine and Iron Needles"I am.">It speaks>The voice is yours>It's Pans>It's ancient>The ghosts echo what it speaks>As the water behind you sickens into putrid oil>You've found the Dragon, Anon>The first?>The Last?>Who's to say it's either of those things>After all>You have so much in commonSESSION END!NEXT SESSION SATURDAY! 7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!Stay fuckin' blesstLoveYour fren,QuestSpecial thanks to the Patreon PalsEspecially Acid, Ark, Comf and Superkeatonhttps://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620Join us on the social tubeshttps://discord.gg/x25nAShhttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuestNext time we unravel what horrors have grown.In the deepest dark.In a mad man's dreams.Be strong my friends.When next we meet.You all will face him...Leatherteeth.
>You have so much in commonYet, people will deny it all day everyday.
>>3027725>>3027725We do, we just look less ugly.Which I mean. We still look awful. But he has ghost breath.Seriously. He should at least brush his teeth or something.
>>3027736Really? What do you think Anon have in common with it? I'd like to know what similarities you see.
>>3027702Hmm. I wonder if this counts as the most horrible thing we've murderized so far. (Assuming we do win, of course.)Y'know, part of me wanted to fix this thing before I ever saw it, to give it a chance to live *some* kind of life outside of being an abomination but-Yeah fuck that. This thing is walking genocide and hate. I can't see any other outcome other than putting this thing down now. We might want to open with Hungering Flames to try and land a disadvantage, if this thing doesn't have an ungodly CON to slap away the debuff (It very well could) but also we should take either banshee form to deal with the swarm of hooks (Projectile reflection) or Kings Castle form (For the raw general defense it provides) ...We should eat him.
>>3026866Hey, in our defense, Jackie fucked it up, that shit wasn't our fault. She knew better.
>>3027833We might be able to break out Fury of the Burning Heart spell for this one.
>>3027903>Jackie fucked it upDon't try to pin it all on her, man. >>3026878 's point kind of holds true... But we had a rush situation due to Alabaster/Entropy. If anything, bringing her along to the escapade was all on us, and probably wasn't the best of decisions, particularly for an operation we knew was gonna get dicey in the sessions leading up to it.
>>3027903Jackie didn't fuck it up, man. Anon knew it was a bad idea to bring her, but he still did it. Bow got his mind fucked with. Jackie got hurt and almost died.
Session...START!>Somewhere back home>In your old highschool>Is a girl you know>Susan>She's protecting your old friends>Fighting some back crampsSu: "I hope Anown'sh ok...">She looks past her gigantic sword>Jammed into the concrete>At kids eating their lunch in the sunshine>At your dog>Bow>Who was sad earlier>Missing you>So Susan took Sabrina's cell phone>Then put on a saxophone/jazz live stream>Now Bow is bobbing up and down on his chubby legs>His bushy body>Waggs>He keeps looking around for you>Happy to hear the sounds of your instrument>Perpetually excitedB: "AwooOoo!">He brays in tuneCh: "Hey.">Someone approaches Susan>Chantelle>One of the school's cheerleaders>She isn't with Brittany>She doesn't seem to have a messageCh: "Can I Sit here?">In a lost dimensionKK: "Fasta!">A skeleton you know is training>Hordes of his undead brothers do regimented movements with firearms>They practice disassembly>With cautionKK: "If you break dat guhn Ah weel peel yah bones and succ deh marrow for cleaning oil.">His name is Killa Kente>His old name>Doesn't matterGr: "Our Master is troubled.">Mumbles a pile of diamond dust and rusty metal from the cornerKK: "Silence, Herald."Gr: "Never. I am his voice."KK: "He ees his own voice. Youh are but a tool."Gr: "Same as you are."KK: "Wrong.">Kente sits down beside the pile>Watching the skeletons he trains in your stead>A small light grows in his empty pits for eyesKK: "Aye am a weapon.">So where are you?>In another world>Beneath a lost castle>Miles into the darkness>Where you brought two friends>To reclaim a great powercont
>>3039802>>3039802>You are Anonymous>You stand now on a frozen lake>You are all that stands between a creature that should never have existed>And a world it would gladly shred into a million piecesLT: "I....am...">It Speaks>With a voice your mind is familiar with>Defiant?>A warrior's name>A giant's name>The one you tried to save>Yet it's wrong>Corrupted>Gnarled>Every movement this thing makes>This "Dragon">Sends ripples of disgust to your toes and up into your mind>It is nearly boneless>Nigh formless>Miles of shredded, sewn togther, stitched and mismatched>Hide>It's mass of eyes quiver like jellied brains>It's whole body drools oil>It's a taint>A disease>It's awful to hear it speak>It's Even worse>When it draws it's dangling lips above you>Splits the cloth and skin jaws>Draws the Rusty Needle claws up to it's neck IT BEGINS TO SINGhttps://youtu.be/Ul5V5oezBSgANONYMOUS. THE GHOSTS THAT POUR FORTHSING WITH ITTHEY WEEPAS IT'S NEEDLES SPLIT THEM LIKE TISSUE PAPERCHARACTER SHEEThttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbndRULEShttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit#heading=h.l6cv83fq0ajtALLIES STATShttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#heading=h.noqk0yi97yv5>Current AlliesJANNA ORDONIAandPAN? (You brought a Goat man with you. He is currently Skinless: Living Status Unknown)WHAT DO, BOY!?HOW BEST TO SLAY THE THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE!?Suicide.Haha not -that- one!Soon.
ICE DAMAGE. CRYOSIS. NOW.
>>3039820Yeah, sure this.
>>3039809Need. To. ANALYZE.Need. To. PLAN. AHEAD.Can Luna tell us anything about this thing's Stats?We might want to cast OWN to remove any immunities it might have.ORWe could try Hungering Flames to debilitate it and make him easier to beat, as well as increasing the chances Janna and Ourselves Survive.ALSO! Check if Janna can still use her powers and plan accordingly! We don't now how losing GB might have affected her.
>>3039809>OWN ON THE STITCHES RAGGAMUFFIN OF STRINGYOUR STITCHES CUTYOUR SEAMS UNDONEI AM THE KING OF ALL I UNMAKE THEE FOR FUN
So he wants to have a fucking sing off, so fucking be it! Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2oBut yeah in all seriousness, our best bet is Hunger Flames. It's a fucked up Dragon made o flesh, assuming it's weak to ANYTHING would be a huge leap.
>>3039820Changing votes to OWN on the dragon. Check for any immunities it may have.
>>3039809I kinda just want to hit it with Massacre Waves until it stops moving, but that probably wouldn't work.
>>3039844Its made of stitched meat, we cant kill it until we find a way to unmake it.Its powered by Lunas vessel spell, its a perfect vessel forged from all life.We have to unmake it, not smash it. Assume infinite hp
>>3039809Well dragon as much as I find you pretty neat breathing ghosts. Gonna need to put you down you horrible genocide starved hatething.OWN on Cadavera/the hooks.
>>3039860>>3039844If it was created by Luna's spell and powered by SOULS then it probably has a weakpoint somewhere within it (could it be somewhere else?). >>3039832Probably some kind of Soul-Keeping Gem functioning as a Phylactery of sorts.If we destroy that we might be able to defeat him in one hit, though I'm unsure of how difficult that would be.
>>3039867Thats Lunas spell. Thats its core. We need to undo the stitches that bind its flesh and souls together then we need to cut its heart out.Standard dragon killing.Break the hideTear the fleshRemove the heart
Rolled 7 (1d10)https://youtu.be/EKLWC93nvAU>LeatherTeeth is what he calls himself>Or was this thing named?>By what?>By whom?>No time for that>No time for this panic>Anon is immune to fear>His disgust needs to be quiet for a momentA: "Janna!">You scream out into the darknessJa: "Anon.">One of the Dragon's Many eyes turn toward a dark corner>He "heard" Janna's psychic communication>So you keep shoutingA: "Can you still do Witchy stuff!?">18 on unseen saving throw>A tiny spark lights in the dark>It shows a sharp, square chin>On a blood spattered face>Janna holds the now skinless body of Pan to her>As the other holds a tiny glowing dagger>Made from her own bloodJa: "I'm good.">The Goat eyes have fallen from his head>He throws up through his lipless teethGB: "Returned tah life...just tah hate havin' a body again. Hwat a krool fate.">Anon takes a step back>His own lips screwed up in disgustJa: "Anon!">You look back to JannaJa: "Should we run?">You spitA: "...and leave this thing?">You bring your wand back to you>Raise the Saxophone mouth piece to your lipsA: "Never."ANONYMOUS CASTS ONE WITH NOTHINGA: "PHWAUUUURRRRRR!">The Ocean of Skin before you begins to gray>Then dry>Then crumble>Then>It regrows>You blow harderA: "BURRUUUUUUHHHH!">The threads move in>Seal up the holes>As the ghosts recede into Leather Teeth's mouth>His broken lips curl upwards>His eyes begin to glow...>PinkLT: "...The world has...so many surprises."cont
>>3039952>>3039952ANON!It looks like the spell...worked?>It -did- something to him howeverLEATHER TEETH-Immune to slow and movement hampering-Immune to Blunt Damage-Immune to Necrotic Damage-Immune to Psychic attack-Immune to critical HitsA: "Uh...">Leatherteeth Leans forward>His stolen gums show as he grins in full>His one arm anchors him into the wall>As he pours pink glowing ghosts from his mouth onto the icey Lake you use as an arenaCHOOSE WHAT IMMUNITY TO REMOVE.ALSO.ROLL A DEX SAVE!Ja: "What's he doing!?">You can barely hear Janna over the screaming Pink Ghosts>You Also catch Leatherteeth>Blatantly curling his waves of Skin around on the wallsHe Got a nat 1 on his own stealthA: "He's gonna ram us up in his guts!"LT: "I don't -have- guts.">The ghosts never stop coming out from behind his stolen tongueLT: "Might I borrow yours?"
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>3039954>Immunity to Psychic>RIP TEAR HIS SOUL APART
Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>3039954the best move would be to remove psychic attack immunity right? most of anon's spells are based around using mind magic, plus we can mindscream him
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>3039977>most of anon's spells are based around using mind magicSince literally when? We have like two max spells that are mind based. The rest are magical. >>3039973>Remove psychic immunity>Instantly choose to not do something psychic
>>3039977Mind is will based to, our best stat.If we can infiltrate and destroy its mind we can kill him from the inside.Hes full of angry ghosts, we get in there and set those ghosts loose we can tear him apart and claim all them juicy souls which should buff the wand considerably.I want to get rhat User lock upgrade so no one can ever steal the wand..
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>3039954He's not immune to freezing or burning though. So you know, pic related.>>3039977Good roll my guy!
Attempted Quad napping, see if this pays off.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3039954Remove Psychic immunity, there is two psychics on the ground.
>QUADS GET FOR STARNON NEVER>DAB ON LUNAS SPIDER PUSS>HEKANON CREW CLAIMS THE QUADS
Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>3039954Remove Immune to Psychic Attacks.
>>3040006Das it mane
Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>3039954Well >Immunity to PsychicLube up your grey matter Leather Face, because it's time for mind rape.>>3039999>>3040000BACK TO BACK QUADS
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>3039973
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>3039954LeatherTeeth? More like pleather
>>3040024PLEATHER FACE IN A BIN AT THE OUTLET STORE for 90% Off
COME ONROLL PEOPLEROLL
>>3040041I already rolled mang.
>>3040000>>3039999>Th->Those digits>A flash of hot white goes through your mind>You feel>A heat>On your left shoulder>Anon turns>To see Luna>With her tight jacket somewhat loose>Her chest>Tiny>Yet mounding in proportion>Slick with sweatA: "Unholy fuck nut. Mom?">Luna turns to you>Her brow>Furrowed>Her hand>Holding a tiny strip of silk>She pulls the sweat from her rounded cheekL: "Such...frabjous Digits.">She rubs her legs together>Bites her pouting lipL: "Curse my vision.">Haha>Chekt.>>3039977>>3039977>21>>3040013+2>23>That's not good enough>Muscles snaps around you>Curls under your feet>He launches you both up like a SPRING!>BROING!>The Pink Smog moves in beneath you>Millions of warped faces scream for release>Muscles reaches up for the ceiling>With only a 23 however>He cannot grip the stoneYou fall.Down.Into Leatherteeth's BreathA: "WAIT. NO. I WANTED SOME MORE LORE FIRST LET'S HAVE A SONG O-"SKRRRRRRRSZZZZZZZZHHHHHHH>Static>Pink Fog>The Souls>They claw at your skin and hair>You're buffeted like a bad lead singer in a crowd surfA: "AAAAHHH!">Pain>Real pain>It's been so long>You feel Muscles wriggling like a caterpillar speared onto a hot needle>He can barely stay wholecont
>>3040115>>3040115>As you breach the rolling surface of soulsA: "AAAGH! I BET YOU'RE IMITATION LEATHER YOU FURNITURE WRAPPING OF CUNTS.">Leatherteeth sneers>Your Spell finishes as you focus with all your mightA: "Begone...THOUGHT."LT: " https://youtu.be/nH2D0tM-kfE?t=7 ">He grips into his shredded face>Drools some kind of unknown fluidANONLEATHER TEETH IS NOW VULNERABLE TO PSYCHIC ATTACKHOWEVERYOUR SPELL -CHANGED- HIS BREATH WEAPONTO AN ANTI-MAGIC ZONEThe zone covers the lake.It extends 15 feet over your headJa: "EY bitch!">Janna>She comes soaring from the roof>Having used her shadow walk to get higher up>She descends-She only gets a 5 on the diceLEATHER TEETH SPLITS HIS OWN SKIN TO LET HER DROP THROUGHJa: "WhaoAH!">She tries to catch herself on Leather Teeth's cords and folds>25 total>That, she does masterfullyJa: "Damnit!">You notice that the space -beneath- Leatherteeth>Is free of his breathLT: "You're not the first...you could have been spared."Ja: "Anon! Can we win this!?"A: "I've beat the literal fucking DEVIL before, Janna!">A ghost gets into your mouth>Massages your tonsilsLT: "I've heard of him.">Leather Teeth sends his needles down>Janna Barely dodges them>Rushes out onto the ice to escape>She lost her jacket in the process>It's already being sewn into the monster's skinLT: "He sounded unambitious."What do!?
>>3040123>dive into the open spot where Janna is>Mindscream with muscles casting Immolation >Janna liberally applies posion as she slips into the shadows where our shit isnt going to fuck up her day
>>3040123Turn his brain into butter with psychic scream!
>>3040141>sorry mis read>dive in where janna was >muscles casts immolate first, then we scream>janna throws posion and dives into shadow
>>3040123Well, we got rid of one immunity so let's take advantage of it>>3040141>>3040147Supporting these but replace Combustion with Cryosis. Namely to freeze up more of Pleather Face's needles so they're not a problem to deal with
>>3040153The needles don't share immunities with Leather Teeth do they?
>>3040123Pretty much >>3040153
Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d10)FOR CLARIFICATION>See Image>You are inside the anti-magic field>It ends when you get beneath the horrible body of LEATHER TEETH>Inside is Janna>Your Knifey Stabbey friend>Who you sprint forA: "NNG!">It's like running through glass and Hypodermic Needles-Leather Teeth gets 21 on his Breath AttackLT: "RRRAAAAHHHHH!">More swirling Pink death comes for you>He looks distracted however>With all the company>All this life>Teeming on him>That was a low roll>It still almost hit you>Anon comes SLIDING into the pocket of safe spaceJa: "Are you ok!?"A: "I'm fine, we j-">Janna takes Muscles in her hands>Massages his palm>Kisses his knucklesJa: "C'mon big guy. Yah gotta make it!">Muscles rolls>Like an embarrassed earth wormA: "Janna that's been in somebody's ass.">Janna Licks between Muscles' fingers and down to his WristA: " https://youtu.be/clDBJKcmfvE?t=2 "Ja: "Stop being Jealous, Anon."A: "Fucki- JU-">Muscles hides behind your back>Nurturing>Unsettles him>You take Janna's blade>Study itA: "Just stab the fucker with some poison while I MIND cuck him."Ja: "Fine."-Janna Lunges upward with the knife-Nat 1>She slips on the ice>Cracks her buttJa: "SHHHHHHH! Aaaaahhhh!">She rubs her backJa: "Why? Why does this keep happening!?"GB: "Karma.">The Skin overhead begins to rip>A mass of eyes looks down through the holeLT: "Just let me out. I'm sure we'll make bosom companions..."A: "Eye contact."ROLL WILL!A: "IS GAY!!!">Muscles snatches the wand up>Swirls it like a Mace>Charging up an ICEY BLAST!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>3040260Poor Janna.We need to fix dat ass.
Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d20)>>3040260>GODDAMIT JANNA I DONT NEED THAT RIGHT NOW FUCKFUCKFUCKFUK
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3040260Fun facts: leatherteeth is neither made of leather or teeth, but is instead constituted of the physical manifestation of father issues
Rolled 17, 2 + 19 = 38 (2d20 + 19)>>3040260Faithful servant of God and invincible martyr, Saint George; favored by God with the gift of faith, and inflamed with an ardent love of Christ, thou didst fight valiantly against the dragon of pride, falsehood, and deceit. Neither pain nor torture, sword nor death could part thee from the love of Christ. I fervently implore thee for the sake of this love to help me by thy intercession to overcome the temptations that surround me, and to bear bravely the trials that oppress me, so that I may patiently carry the cross which is placed upon me; and let neither distress nor difficulties separate me from the love of Our Lord Jesus Christ. Valiant champion of the Faith, assist me in the combat against evil, that I may win the crown promised to them that persevere unto the end
Rolled 18 + 17 (1d20 + 17)>>3040260LETS KEKEM
Rolled 16 + 17 (1d20 + 17)>>3040260Honestly surprised I made it in time to join in. Also, hot damn, what an opening to the session. BLESS QUEST!
Rolled 5, 9 = 14 (2d10)>>3040275>>3040275>3>+19>24 totalThat's not good enough.>Your mind rages out>With Psychic fists balled>With your sweat flinging into the stale air>Why can't you catch your breath>Why does everything seem...so far away?>You feel Leatherteeth's mind>It's>A wall of noise>Yet>So simple>So pure>For a moment you see Stars>You see a form>Far different from the one draping above you and Janna>Then you feel>Leatherteeth>In youYOUR MIND ATTACK FAILEDLEATHERTEETH'S SPELL REMAINS UNINTERRUPTED >You feel something slip out of your mind>A memory?>What did he take...LT: " Tip toe...through the window...">Janna gags>At the sound of this thing singing so high>HIS CLAWS COME DOWN INTO THE HOLELT: " SO TIP TOE! THROUGH THE TULIPS! WITH ME!">Muscles then casts CRYOSIS!>SHWEEEEEEEEE!>Ice fills the area in swirling gales>The moisture in the cave turns to spears of ice which spin like deadly topsANON!YOU ARE IN THE ZONE OF CRYOSIS!ROLL A CON SAVE AGAINST THE ICE>Janna Gets a nat 20 on the saveJa: "I'm feelin' it! I don't care if I screw up!">She summons her blood daggers>They freezeJa: "...sick!">She poisons them>Then you stabbed in the stomach with a bony finger>SHUNK!LT: "OhhhhWwwwHOH! TIP TOE!"ANON HAS TAKEN 32 DAMAGEA: " https://youtu.be/y5R2LyyLSVo "ANON IS AT 53 HP
Rolled 5, 20 = 25 (2d20)>>3040323C'MON
Rolled 16, 5 + 14 = 35 (2d20 + 14)>>3040323NYET
>>3040329Why do I even bother some days...
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>3040323THANKS FOR THE FLESH GRANDMA
Rolled 16 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>3040323Why are others rolling two dice?
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>3040323OH FUCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_FKikDWSr0
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>3040329Noicu
Rolled 9, 11 = 20 (2d20)>>3040323We're dead, aren't we.
Rolled 3 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>3040323Wait a minute, only one roll
Can we stop being a magical girl and drop OWN form already?
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>3040323
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>3040323AAAAAAA
Rolled 9, 12 = 21 (2d20)>>3040323
>>3040337>>3040337A slight miscommunication. Most likely because I rolled 2d10s instead of 1.I do this to ensure we get a result!So we may press further onward.Quest with the best.>>3040329>>3040329>16+13>29>>3040328If 2 rolls are done on accident. I choose the first of the two.Sorry, friend.>29 total>You will NEVA FRIZEA: "Give me back...my memes.">The finger inside you>Curls upwardA: "OH GODShsz!">Your organs are invaded>Your back displacedJa: "AAAHHHHHHHHH!">Janna>Is dual wielding>Poison Blood KnivesShe makes two attacks.Finally getting.-17 on the dice-19 on the dice!SHUNK!SHRAWNK!LT: "RRAAAHHH! Pain! AAAHAHAHAH! YES! Yes, HURT ME AGAIN!"JANNA HAS DEALT 26 DAMAGE TO LEATHER TEETHSTABBING HIM IN THE WRIST!LT: "I-...">He's crying>Tears of corrupted Oily JoyLT: "I feel you.">He squeezes your bodyLT: "At last. Another...">He frowns>Drools as he slowly considers what he's feeling>Janna watches>Her lips pursed>Her eyes wideJa: "Does he have blood?">The PoisonLT: "What...HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!?"LEATHER TEETHISPOISONED!>He is afflicted with WEAKNESS AND DELERIUM>Taking DISAD on all checks>Until he beats the CON save!>You are impaled on a finger>Which is pulling you up into the air>The ground below is covered in ICE SHRAPNEL>Janna is trapped under the SKIN DRAGON!>The Floor is still Anti-magic fogWhat do?
>>3040382mind scream now!
>>3040382>Use debuff flames.>Give him inferiority.>Stack disadvantage as hard as we can.He's not casting for mind scream.
>>3040393That sounds fucking useless. Mind scream is a spell interupter you idiot. Read the damn stats, this is fucking useless. Please stop picking the worst possible fucking options. It's bad enough you braindead idiots removed the most useless immunity instead of something actually fucking useful like blunt damage. No let's remove the thing we CAN'T DO! Genius!
>>3040393Actually no, we probably do need to mind scream don't we?Hungerig flames would just get anti magiced away...
>>3040413NO! You sad it yourself, he's not doing a psychic attack, or a spell. So it will do NOTHING!
>>3040413Fuck it. Debuff fire screw it. Just out it inside him.
>>3040382>REACH THROUGH THE LINK AND TAKE BACK WHAT IS OURS>COMBINE MINDSCREAM AND BLOODFORBLOOD
>>3040382Here's a fucking idea. Let's do something useful for once. Let's go into bloodfeast mode and then rip and tear him to shreds. He's immune to blunt damage, but not something sharp like claws. So we can rip him apart and heal the 32 damage we took. That seems better than using the psychic/spell interupter when he's not casting spells or using a psychic attack.
>>3040382>>3040411Changing vote to >>3040427
>>3040382>>3040405Support. Don't forget that we can dual cast with muscles and the Wand if we need to.
Sooooo....As far a grand strategy. In the future.Might I suggest casting revenants on him? (Perhaps revenant form? Pic related hopefully?)I mean it binds them to their own will right? Making peeps uncontrollable?It would suck to suddenly lose all that control...
>>3040430Oh. Cool.Than use hungerig flames and revenants.Let's put him out of his ability to do shit, and then pop the leashes off his souls (hopefully).
>>3040427Quit being such a cunt and you get my vote. Doesn't help us at all and makes whatever good plan you may have less of a good thing to take.So lighten up already, you're making shit less fun for the rest of us with this
>>3040436If Raise Dead doesn't work then neither would Revenant. It's literally the same as it only it binds the will to a body not our WILL. But we can't even bind them to our will. So using revenant would be a waste of a damn turn.
>>3040439Revenant works on corpses only Anon
>>3040440Fuck off you dumbass, you're one of the idiots who put us in this damn situation where there's an mist of anti-magic and we wasted a fucking turn removing an immunity to psychic attacks. You know, that thing we have none of.
>>3040442Mmmm. I would agree but revenant is raise dead combined with OWN.Which usually tanks immunity.Still. Might not work though.Also dont you forget we transform at the END of our turn. Pick something to do on it or were just gonna jack off.
>>3040445Skins?I'm open to suggestions we got time.Fury of the burning heart? Implosion? Massacre wave?
>>3040323>>3040382Cast Hungering Flames with our hands and Blood For Blood using Muscles and THE WAND.
Will blood for blood work on him?I mean it works on our undead. Still.Hrrrnnnn...
>>3040448Read the damn spell on the fucking sheet you idiot! >In the same vein as Raise Dead, the caster’s WILL is used to bind a soul to it’s original body.All OWN does is allow it to be binded to a body not our WILL. It doesn't have the immunity removing properties of the original spell, and even then there isn't an immunity at work here. It's someone with a stronger WILL than us who's keeping the souls to themselves.
>>3040447I'm participating still, I made a mistake so goddamn what? While the rest of the people here are trying and failing and trying to do better as someone does you're here shitting up the thread with useless complainingNo anon, YOU are the cancer
>>3040462Well.Are you... Going to pick an action this turn? Your still just changing at the end of it.
>>3040462Stop being a fucking cunt to everyone.It's not like any of us know entirely what LT can do entirely.We removed his Psychic Immunity as a way to defend ourselves from any attacks he could have since there were plenty of other Immunities it has and we can only remove one.Had he removed Blunt Damage (somethign that would've ONLY bennefited had we used our wand) we'd have still missed Crit Damage, or Necrotic Damage Immunity, which is Massacre Wave damage essentially.
>>3040465Useless, while I'm the only one presenting an idea that allows us to actually benefit instead of doing effectively nothing or making things worse.>>3040467We can go into the form at the start of a round. The stipulation you're referring to is when we're already in a form. But I could be wrong on that.
>>3040471>>3040462Essentially, Removing Blunt Damage would've been far more specific and only benefiting one area (Only us can deal efficiently Blunt Damage, Janna does Piercing Damage).Meanwhile Removing Psychic Immunity allows us AND Janna to defend ourselves from his attacks Using MIndscream and other means.
>>3040476What does Janna even do that's psychic? What do we even do that's psychic beyond read minds and mind scream? Which even is just an interrupter that has had no use. Does this guy even cast spells or use psychic attacks? Has he? Did I miss them? I don't think he has.
Didn't get the chance to vote on it, but I'm in the corner of the Psychic immunity removal. 2nd probably would've been crits, but on the whole, psychic at least gives us a solid chance to defend ourselves from spell shit while we figure out a way to actually take him down or find a weakness and in the fight moving forwards.
Friends.>The Votes.4 for Hungering Flames. To deepen the weakness imposed by Janna.>How Synergistic>Thoughtful even>An accomplishment, while being impaled1 vote for an insistent Psychic SCREAM>He's been in your head>No Fair>You're a switch at worst, not a bottom1 vote for a bold maneuver. Mixing BLOOD FOR BLOOD and Mind Scream together.>The Mind>The Body>No more separate than energy and matter at their core2 votes to assume to form of Rip and Tear BLOODFEAST>Aggressive>Also impressive while one is being impaledJa: "Anon! Hang on, dude. I got ya!">Leatherteeth goes for Janna again>His Needles fly like Spear-beaked Demons>Janna gets 29 on the dex save>SHUNK!>CLANK!>CRANG!>KURANG!>She dodges all of them>Even the ropey tendons ooze puss from the toxic substance that replicates in LeatherTeeth's veinsLT: "This...sickness.">A skull looks like it's inside his head>Not his own>But one he uses to keep form>It rotates Under his skin>To look at you>SmilingA: "H-hurts...doesn't it?">Janna Dives into the darknessLT: "ExQUISITELY!">He screams>You can see the skull he's partly swallowed>It has etchings on it>A proper jawA: "Defiance.">So that's where the bones wentcont
>>3040608>>3040608A: "Well, you shucked Cuck.">Anon that isn't how that word wor-A: "THIS IS REALLY GONNA HAVE YOU FEELIN' IT!">You raise the Saxowand to your lips>Your baby>Your prideA: " https://youtu.be/sW0hoxK8tSg ">...A: "The fuck is-...">You inhale>Blow>HARDERA: "PFFFFFFFFFFFFffff">You keep pushing>Screaming even>As the creature grins at you again>All dozen of his stolen eyes wobbling>His pupils can't stay still>His teeth quiverA: "You bastard...">He hums a moment>Then he singsLT: " Winding your way down on Baker StreetLight in your head...and dead on your feet."A: "YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"cont
>>3040644>>3040644>You BITE the goddamn mouth piece off>Then just Blow>With all you haveANON CASTS HUNGERING FLAMES!FIRE CONSUMES THE BEAST BEFORE YOU>His skin Slackens>The stitches go loose>Yet he still smiles>As he changes>The Skin turns to the same color as your flames>The Ghosts he breathes>Turn into flickering orange embersTHE ANTI MAGIC FIELD IS GONELEATHER TEETH NOW HAS INFERIORITY ON ALL HIS CHECKS AND ROLLSJa: "AAAAHHH!">Janna dives from the roof again>Having used her shadow step>Leather teeth misses horribly to try and swat her down>He rolls for his save6, 15, 16>6>Janna slams her knives down onto the creature's only arm>She fails both>Despite carving down to bone>She's perched here with you>Realizes she's fucked her escape plan>So she tries to yank you free>As the Beast levels his reforming head at you both>As he drools his oily tears from every orificeLT: "You'll drink the night away...">The Smug fucking freak>He stole itLT: "...and forget about everything.">He's Stolen your musicSESSION!https://youtu.be/XM0XVHh6VJk?t=23PAUSE!We resume tomorrow!7:00 pm US CENTRAL TIME!Stay BlesstLove,QuestSpecial thanks to the Patreon PalsEspecially Acid, Ark, Comf and Superkeatonhttps://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620Thanks to you, we'll be having weekly streams soon as I animate our adventures into wretched life.Join us on the social tubeshttps://discord.gg/x25nAShhttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuest
>>3040652This fucker messed with Anon's groove, you don't just mess with Anon's groove!
I'm just going to give an observation.This thing's breath attack changes based on spells we cast on him.As such, I recommend we do not cast any more spells, and stick to spellform.
>>3040737I think his Attack is based on if it's Luna's magic.
I think Leatherteeth's soul is Luna's spell and the Tailor made a living vessel for the spell, thinking it the soul of a dragon. He was made incomplete but with the will of his creator? Would explain all the needles. He craves revenge on the world that made him wrong...Maybe we are going about this all wrong. Maybe instead of trying to Kill Leatherteeth, we convince him that his true place resides within our wand. He is our magic, our birthright. The Wand is tailor made to carry and channel this magic.If we could convince him to relinquish his flawed flesh and find his place within the wand maybe then he can be at peace with the purpose he was given.
>>3040784Killing him would just release his soul from the flesh anyway and not risk us taking massive damage from trying to diplomance in the middle of a damn fight. His stupid finger already does 32 damage to us, and I have all the doubts in the world that he'll just give up if we ask him to. Plus this all runs off of an assumption. Bad juju dude. I'm pretty sure Luna would tell us where the spell is considering she made it and would most likely recognize it. That's a safer assumption than "hey this random monster probably IS the spell" how could a soul even be a spell to begin with? That makes no sense. This is all dumb.
>>3040652Hmm, a good plan of attack might be to have Janna inflict Greater hex now, since he has inferiority for the time being. Then we should go ahead and steal the bastards strength, if possible. (Assuming since he's a giant monster It should be worth stealing) If we manage that, we should go ahead and rip and tear in blood form, his new and pitiful strength would be unable to stop us in the slightest, forcing to either use spells (which we could just mind scream at) or he'd have to rely on his breath, which could be hard for him if we get inside him and we could double attack him every turn against inferiority, healing all the while. He stole from us, so let's show him we can do the same.
SESSIONSTART!-Anon is at 53 HP>Who?>Why, Anon>It's youA: "You fucking' BASTARD!"LT: "Partly my own doing. Really, you should try it. Patricide is ~liberating~ to say the least."A: "You too-...you took my SONG!?"LT: "You sang to me. I loved it.">This creature>It delights in miseryLT: "So I took it...and I'll keep it.">Big Talk>Leather Teeth has been POISONED>He is also suffering from your DEBUFF SPELL>He currently takes INFERIORITY on all his rolls>You are out gunned>He>Is out Cheated>His Breath Weapon Seems to change with every spell you use upon himhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing^^Spell list and Character sheet>However>You and Janna are somewhat fresh>Other than the stab woundsJANNA ORDONIA SHEEThttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#heading=h.noqk0yi97yv5>You have him in a weak position>You have wounds...but so does he>How do you win this, Anonymous?WHAT DO TO SLAY THE AWFUL BEAST!?>He is aiming his Giant Needle/Tentacles toward you>They quiver>Just the stolen teeth in his rotten gumsLT: "What song shall I sing you next?"A: "You bitch..."LT: "A death March?"
>>3042819>Tell Janna to use her special sauce so we can hit him next turn.>Mindscream+BFB.
>>3042819>LT: "So I took it...and I'll keep it."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrOIczcR6WwBloodfeast form! Let's tear the song out from inside him!
>Bastard has one of our March songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS86BFEm_N8>>3042819Pretty much >>3042827
>>3042819>Muscles Casts Inversion Bubble>JANNA CAST GREATER HEX ON ANON INSIDE THE BUBBLE MAKING IT GREATER BLESS> Anon then Drops the Shield and Casts Massacre Wave+OWN
>>3042827Bloodfeast isn't needed yet, we are at 50+ HP.We should go Bloodfeast when we can't cast magic.
>>3042819Can we use the spell that look at which stats he has? And if he have a infinity stat, stole it?
>>3042837>Put up a shield>Instantly drop itHoly shit can you stop being so damn useless? >>3042842It does heavy damage and it heals us while this bastard did 32 HP's worth of damage to us by sticking his damn finger into us. Healing is definitely needed, and he's not immune to slashing.
>>3042819>Janna casts Hex.>Anon Mindscream+BFB's him.>Muscles casts sleep.
>>3042852We Cant Cast inside the Shield you dummy.Muscles Casts for us when our shield is up with Anon casting the Bubble.For this to work Muscles has to cast the bubble to invert Janna's Hex in to a Bless and then we have to drop the shield as Anon is the only one with an action left.Don't be rude.
>>3042819Mainly this >>3042854
>>3042819Well, we can't use Wand focused spells for the time being.We could try a Combat Form, or we could try using Mind Scream, but I'm not sure if it would return to us our musical proclivities.Either way:>I'd suggest against Cryosis Form and Crushi-Crush Form as he's both Immune to slow debuffs and blunt damage.>I suggest either Bloodfeast Form to try and whittle him down, or use Combustion Form, to take benefir of his CON Inferiority to set him to BURN Status.>>3042837>>3042825We cannot use Spells like Inversion or BFB, as ge took our Music we use to play the wand.Muscles specially cannot use The Wand to cast Spells for now.BUTWe might still be able to cast spells ourselves without the wand.>>3042845Maybe, but it will be useless if he's too high level, as we would be arguable to beat his DC....On the other hand, if he's Above level 80 we MIGHT be able to use OWN Form yet.THINK THIS ONE THROUGH.
>>3042867>THINK THIS ONE THROUGH.What's next, are you going to ask for the moon? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpfiZzGByyc
>>3042867>>3042819Can Janna Hex the Dude?Meanwhile we should change to Combustion Form to make use of his Inferiority and give him Burn Status as well as fire Damage.
>>3042819this... sounds almost like a Darkstar situation. If he's regenning so much, why not strip the matter that holds him together?
>>3042918Its not a bad plan but can it do enough damage. If we debuff him to shit and hit him with an insanely powerful mind rending spell we can just kill the mind inside the leather and deconstruct him.Brute force can come after.
>>3042837And sure may as well support this just in case
>>3042925>Not supporting whatever I supportWhat are you, a meanie poopie head? Go support my opinions, they matter more than yours!!! >:cPeople like you are the reason Starnon's cancelled.
The votes...>Reverse Hex1 vote>BLOOD FEAST2 votes>You sweat>Swallow>Then you looks over at Janna>Last time you used that>Didn't go so wellFURY OF THE BURNING HEART1 voteSPECIAL STRAT-Janna casts Greater Hex3 votes-Anon casts A SPECIAL COMBO(Mind Scream) + (Blood for Blood)3 votesWhile Muscles uses the WandTO CAST SLEEP2 votesA: "Janna.">She looks at you>Impaled on a finger>Drooling bloodA: "I got a plan.">She takes you in>You can taste her fear>Leather Teeth licks his yellow strips>So does heA: "We fuck him."Ja: "Anon. No-"A: "We fuck him up in all directions."Ja: "Oh! So you like, a team attack?"A: "Team attack."L: "A frontal assault."Ja: "TEAM ATTACK!">You slam your wee human fist in excitementA: "TEAM ATTACK! AKC! AhhK! My organs!">You beam Janna the plan>She nodsTHEN BEGINS TO MAKE THE HAND SIGNS!cont
Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d10)>>3042943>>3042943https://youtu.be/-VILgSsesD0>You mix your magic>The Ultimate Oppressive Psychic Wave>With the ability to siphon blood from the undeserving>Your mind Mutates>Your body shakesL: "I was hoping you'd try that one again."ANON'S BRAINEXPANDS>Your eyes glow pink>Your teeth sear white>As threads>Become clear to your vision>You can see LeatherTeeth's mind>You can see how twisted it is>How it's warped by your debuffs and assaults>The only way you could pull this shit offJa: "I CURSE YOU!">Janna Wiggles her fingers at LeatherteethJa: "CURRRRSE!"Anonymous.ROLL WILLFOR TAKE THE STRINGS!Thanks to Janna's Hex.IT WILL HAVE SUPERIORITY>HoweverLT: "My life is a curse...">Leatherteeth draws in his breath>For his turnLT: " https://youtu.be/ahAQB7pTgUs?t=48 !!! SHARE IT WITH ME!"ROLL A WISDOM SAVE!>So roll 4 d20s>3 for your attack>1 for your saveAlso.A CLARIFICATION!-The Wand does in fact work-What Leather Teeth stole was...all of your songs.-You ability to Play Butter Johnson-He stole a piece of WHO you are, AnonDoesn't that sting just a little more than a debuff?
Rolled 17, 11, 5, 19 = 52 (4d20)>>3042954
Rolled 11, 12, 14, 14 = 51 (4d20)>>3042954>4 diceI’m scared
Rolled 9, 12, 5, 7 = 33 (4d20)>>3042954IT'S TIME
Rolled 14, 4, 16, 9 = 43 (4d20)>>3042954DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDI AM THE KINGALL WILL KNEEL
Rolled 11, 10, 15, 2 = 38 (4d20)>>3042954REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rolled 12, 16, 11, 14 = 53 (4d20)>>3042954>Take the StringsLooks like Alabaster couldn't keep us down forever.
Rolled 10, 8, 2, 16 = 36 (4d20)>>3042954
Rolled 20, 1, 12, 13 = 46 (4d20)>>3042954HUAAAAAAAA
Rolled 17, 11, 16, 6 = 50 (4d20)>>3042954LT: "My life is a curse..."oh fuck off with that "I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN" shit, no one has that choice but that doesn't mean that you have a right to be a McPringle Prick
Rolled 11, 12, 20, 4 = 47 (4d20)>>3042954AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 1, 7, 16, 13 = 37 (4d20)>>3042954Thank you for the clarification, Quest. I was actually typing back/forth between asking for clarification on that particular point. yeah, that fucker first stole our victory... now he's snagging our songs?! UNFORGIVABLE.
>LUNA CAN CAST WITH OUR HP>LUNA TAKE SOME BLOOD AND SAVE OUR ASS
>>3042983>People still fucking think that Blood=HP after a year and a half of this quest being activeWHEN WILL YOU LEARN!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4
Rolled 7, 9, 12, 10 = 38 (4d20)>>3042954
Rolled 20, 20 = 40 (2d20)>>3042954Go dice men!
I'm not sorry.
>>3042999Nice dubs and trips.
>>3042999It was supposed to be 4 dices! D-do it still count?
Rolled 1, 17, 10, 15 = 43 (4d20)
>>3042993>HE DOESNT REMEMBER WHEN WE BLOOD LET OURSELF DOWN TO 1 HP TO LET LUNA CAST SOME WILD SHIT>>3042999MAH NIGGA
Rolled 8, 1 = 9 (2d20)>>3042954I rolled the wrong number, staple these on the end.>>3042999Spicy dice! Add these on!
>>3042999Roll two more
>>3043007I should not have rolled.
>>3043012Eh, not like your 1 counts at all. So it just did nothing
>>3043016It kind of does considering it's the last number which is the one for saving roll.
>>3043016>>3043016>It counts for the save...
>>3043022It is on the save, and?
>>3042999Man, we're gonna need more of these. also, nice trips
>>3042968>10A: "SHit...this is new.">You can grab the strings>They're frayed>Forgotten>Yet you can wrap them in your fingers and PULL!>You Pull>With your MIND'S STRENGTH>+19 on WILL>29 total>>3042969+2>31 total>>304298133 TOTAL>>3042999>>3042999>>3042999HOAAAHHHHH!!TRIPLE-AH DUBS!+4, motherfuckers.THIRTY SEVENA: "YOU WANT TO WALLOW IN DISGUST FOR YOURSELF!? HUH, FAGGOT!?">You Bite the threads that connect you and this Monster>This thing>Abberant>Unwanted Madness made FleshLT: "NO!">He pulls back>Driving you off of his finger>Your intestines dangle in the air as you hang off of his mawLT: "I WANT YOU TO DROWN IN IT!">His breath weapon hits you full force>>3042965>9>16 total>>3043006-2>14Anonymous...YOU PASSED THE ATTACK ROLLFOR TAKE THE STRINGS!However...You failed the save. Against's Leather Teeth's new breath weapon. Which you gave him by using a new spell. You lost the saving throw...Against mind control breath power.>Darknesscont
>>3043076>mind control breath power.MINDSCREAMMINDSCREAMMINDSCREAM
>>3043084Wait the whole post you precocious child.
>>3043076>Against mind control breath power
>>3043076>You lost the saving throw...>Against mind control breath power.God fucking dammit. This is why I didn't want to cast a spell.
>>3043104Heres the thing. Luna already lives in our mind. Leatherteeth is going to have a really fun time in there.Luna, Momma, take your spell home.
>>3043084>MINDSCREAMStop, fucking stop you absolute retard. Stop fucking casting spells. He's throwing them back at us with his damn breath. Just hit the stupid motherfucker for fucks sake.
>>3043114>Thinking you can physically attack someone while MInd Controlled.You gotta break the spell first.
>>3043119And yet you think we can fucking cast a damn spell while mind controlled. Can you please go down to the local walmart and buy a discount brain? It'll be better than the floating turd you have occupying your skull.
So we cast a mind control spell on him and he cast a mind control spell on us and we both succeeded.
>>3043123And yet it's better than any idea you have proposed.Oh, wait.You haven't proposed anything. At all.Do keep your commentary to yourself unless you actually have constructive criticism to make and not just childish insults.
>>3043076>>3043076https://youtu.be/JRT2smJfIlg>You are nothing>Nowhere>Yet an image persists in your mind>Deep within you>Of a blue sky>Of golden sunsets>Of a world of wonders>Treasures>Light>A world of power and struggle>Yet noble goals>Freedom>The Destruction of dominion>You can feel the wind>Taste the sea>Golden lakes are your bed>Your heart is the purifying fla->Then the dream ends>Your eyes open>All twelve of themJa: "Anon!"A: "Wh-...where are my wings?">There is only the hand>The one>Hand>With nails the length of cattle carts>There is only the drooling maw>No dagger teeth>No heart of fire>The dead pour from your mouth>Down below>You can see Janna>Holding youLT: "This body..."Ja: "C'mon man! You've had worse! Get up!">You see Muscles>Shaking from the sheer force of being warped>Into a bladeLT: "It is not so unfamiliar."ANONYOU HAVE MIND SWAPPED WITH LEATHERTEETHYOU HAVE ONE TURNONETURNTO STOP HIM FROM BEN SOLOING JANNAcont
>>3043130>>3043130>Wait>Luna>Where is Lu-Lu: "I'm always here with you, darling.">She feels through this rotten thing>My god>Every square inch of him is in constant ringing pain>Yet still>She finds itLu: "The Dragon's heart. My spell. All cradled away in the first of this wretched thing's collection. The body of his creator is there too."A: "Where?"Lu: "Right down his gullet.">Of courseLT: "You'll all pay. ALL OF YOU!">You>Didn't have a destiny>Or rather>Your destiny was to not exist>Leather Teeth -did- have a destiny>Not only is he alive without his choosing...>But he is a mockery of all he is supposed to be>Not born to fail>Born unable to succeed>You sought empathy>There it is>The common threadA: "Janna."Ja: "Stop TALKING you creepy fuckin' sock!">What do?-Oh and by the way you're...POISONEDandON FIRE FROM HUNGERING FLAMESRoll a save along with your vote of action.To see if you can escape these hexes.2 D20!
>>3043130>"This. Is. So.">"Gay"
Rolled 9, 10 = 19 (2d20)>>3043132oof
Rolled 18, 11 = 29 (2d20)>>3043132AHHHHHHH
Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d20)>>3043132
Rolled 15, 13 = 28 (2d20)>>3043130>CALL OUT TO JANNA AND MUSCLES>"WE SWAPPED CHOKE THAT NIGGA OUT, BOTH OF YOU KEK BAGSMUSCLES CHOKE ME LIKE YOURE A PRIVATE THAT HASNT FAPPED IN 6 MONTHS
Rolled 6, 17 = 23 (2d20)>>3043132
Rolled 1, 9 = 10 (2d10)>>3043132>>3043132The choosing dice.Along with YOUR STATS!LEATHER TEETHLEVEL 20 REVENANT DRAGONYOUR BREATH WEAPON REQUIRES A WIS SAVE AGAINST YOUR CHARISMA DCYOUR NEEDLES PIN TARGETS IF THEY FAIL A DEX SAVE AGAINST YOUR FINESSEYOU ARE IMMUNE TO CRITICAL HITSYOU ARE IMMUNE TO BEING SLOWED OR HAVING YOUR MOVEMENT HAMPEREDYOUR STATS25 DEX15 CHARISMA10 INTELLIGENCE25 WILL>You suddenly remember your favorite song>You also remember Janna's https://youtu.be/rKl9yh5QToY
>>3043132>Dont roll to save, let the flames consume this vessel.>Ask Luna to use HP meat to get Janna out of there.>This isnt your body after all.
>>3043143HAVE LUNA REACH IN AND GRAB HER FUCKING SPELL AND READY TO YANK IT ON THE WAY OUT!
>>3043140>This is good actually. Tell muscles to protect Jackles.
Rolled 16, 10 = 26 (2d20)>>3043132WE still psionic right? Send Janna a mental message to tell her that we are in the dragon and the dragon is in me and luna is in me and me inside the dragon that the dragon is inside me and we are the sheriffe.
>>3043132"Janna when we first met I ripped the door to the detention room off its hinges and you invited me to hang with you at the skate park with Jackie, stop fucking touching that thing we swapped bodies!"MOM! How do we stop this spell?!
>>3043132>>3043135>>3043138>>3043139>>3043140>>3043141>>3043143>>3043132Don't.Don't Roll to Dispel the Hexes on you.Concentrate all of your efforts into getting back there in your bod.ANDWarn Janna of the Mind Swap by singing her Favorite song Try and reach ehr telepathically.
Rolled 19, 3 = 22 (2d20)>>3043132>>3043139https://youtu.be/FFFF-BwJ8zU
NamelessOne_who_is_the_devilToday at 9:35 PM@Questgiving Can Luna still eat our HP to cast?NamelessOne_who_is_the_devilToday at 9:35 PMWhy can he control muscles.
>>3043158Fuck we need to do this
>>3043158SINGING THE SONG ISNT FAST ENOUGH.MAYBE JUST SCREAM REALLY LOUD TO DISTRACT ANON WITH LOUD NOISES
>>3043143>>3043132Regrettable that the information has been split like this.YOU ARE SIZE CLASS " !!! "Your current HP is 149Bless you, friends.
Rolled 14, 8 = 22 (2d20)>>3043132Rolling just to start while we try to figure some of this shit out... goddamn it.
>>3043158>>3043132Oh, andif possible see if we can puke the Dragon's creator/heart out.Or just tear it out.
Rolled 16, 19 = 35 (2d20)>>3043132GIMME DAT NAT 20
>>3043132>>3043143>>3043167>inform Janna "NO WAIT DON'T--"
>>3043172How about NO! This is our fucking body right now, do not fucking kill us and leave that thing in our body!
>>3043179>>3043172>>3043158>>3043143Except it isn't.If Janna see us tearing at our own body SHE'LL REALIZE SOMETHING IS WRONG.
Yall are fags and jannas gonna die cause your trying to be animu.Ask Luna to cast by ripping this bodies flesh.
>>3043185Except it kind of is right now, and at best we're gonna just release the control we have over this body and the loser's still going to have control over us. Only we can't do anything. And realizing that something's wrong doesn't stop her from being killed by this fucking thing!
>>3043179>>3043143>>3043190We have very high HP right now, and probably Armor was well. We can afford to hurt ourselves for a show.Meanwhile, we cannot afford to get Janna killed my Muscles and LeatherTeeth.Reach Janna telepathically with her song while we try to destroy our body.Warn her of LeatherTeeth in our body while we destroy his own and look for a way to return places.
We still have our magic fuckbois. He wouldnt be stabbing her if he could cast our shit.
>>3043143>Notify JannaSupporting >>3043155 . If she doesn't believe us, follow it up with >>3043158
>>3043195That makes literally no fucking sense. None of our spells do as much damage as just us ripping and tearing except for massacre wave which has a charge time. Logically speaking stabbing is the better choice. Not like you retards would know anything about that.>>3043194How about we do something that's more easily understandable like tell her something only we could fucking know that would go a lot faster than some dumbass song!? Give Janna less processing time which in turn would lead to her NOT BEING FUCKING KILLED! Because you wanted to be some dumbass drama queen.
Drama lamas.I still think letting Luna suck our HP to cover her ass would be a LOT better.
>>3043194or hell, another better idea that isn't fucking singing. Have Luna tell Janna to get away from Anon. Janna knows who Luna is and could trust her judgement more than a giant fucking monster.
We.... grabbed the strings on whatvis now our own body ... is there something we can do to manipulate that to our advantage or at least get is back where we belong?
>>3043143>>3043177Changing support to >>3043155
>>3043238Sure, this then.
>>3043238Alright, fine. This
>>3043143Ask mom to cast a spell to help Janna with our now large HP.Tell Janna to get away from our body stealer. Use her favorite song, the first time we meet, anything to get her to get away from LF. Cast Blood for blood on Janna if that fucker does attack her.
>>3043258>Ask mom to cast a spell to help Janna with our now large HP.>>Tell Janna to get away from our body stealer. Use her favorite song, the first time we meet, anything to get her to get away from LF. >>Cast Blood for blood on Janna if that fucker does attack her.This very much.
>>3043143Willing to support this >>3043258 . I really hate this "ask Luna about everything" streak we've been going into, but it still feels like the best bet at the moment
>>3043139>>3043139...>Natural>1A: "Rrgggrhh....Janna. Janna- DON'T!">This is how your magic feels?>You feel>Your own disgust>Worming it's way down your new skins>The fur and feathers boil>You rolled a nat 1 on your save, AnonymousLEATHERTEETH'S BODY NOW TAKES DOUBLE DAMAGE FROM ALL SOURCES>By the BY>Your AC is 25A: "Mom...Can you use this body?"Lu: "I wouldn't want to."A: "For your magic."Lu: "...">You currently take>DOUBLE DAMAGE>From all SourcesA: "JANNA get AWAY FROM HIM!">Janna gets up>Draws her daggersJa: "I don't know how you know my name, creep...but you hurt my friends."A: "You fucki-...">You grit your mashed up teeth>Pound your own skull>ThrashA: "MOM! JUST FUCK ME UP! JANNA! I'MMA DIG UP IN YOUR BRAIN'S FUCKING G SPOT!"Ja: "...,Anon?"A: "BWUUUAHHHHHHHHh!!!!">Anon>You unleash a psychic attack>In the form of Leather Teeth's own MIND CONTROL BREATH>By singing>By fucking singing Kero Kero BONITOA: "IT'S KAY KAY BE! LET'S GO!">Janna shakes her head as she realizes>As your actions>Give her a wisdom save>She gets 18>30 fuckin' total bitches>All these feelings of protectiveness>Admiration for her skill>It can't be a monster>It has to be -her- monsterJa: "Then th-">She turns>Here comes your body>Wielding Muscles as a blade>Charging for her stomachLT: "I'LL SUCK THE FLUIDS FROM YOUR INNER LINING!">She isn't helpless however>She's readycont
>>3043279>>3043279Lu: "All this time. I've lived in your world of glass...unable to reach through you. Unable to help you. Anonymous...">>3043266>>3043258>>3043194Lu: "You've made Mommy very happy."https://youtu.be/KOWcj7XKnfQLu: "Quicken."YOU TAKE 40 DAMAGE!>Luna can now cast twice again on her turnLu: "Retrieve."YOU TAKE ANOTHER 30 DAMAGE>The heart>You feel it moving>From the core of Leather Teeth>Up his throat>Into his chest>You see>A stone>Smooth and round>Surrounded by little useless wings>The object she retrieves?>A leather page>From her spell book>It's wrapped around the Heart and seems>To make it beat>>3043158>>3043158>Keep the debuffs>>3043144>USE the debuffs>>3043150>Get the spellLu: "Strategy. Sacrifice. Deference.">She used your thoughts>You>Did what you knew was right>Warned Janna>Saved>Ja->Leather Teeth rolled a crit on JannaSKRUNSCHk!cont
>>3043282>>3043282Lu: "No. I think not.">Luna casts her final spellLu: "Blink.">ZKKKRRRRRRSHIP!>Janna is zapped away>By 50 feet>Into the airANOTHER 30 DAMAGE TO LEATHER TEETH'S BODYA: "HNNNGNGG! AAAHH!"LT: "The pain...how are you surviving the pain?"A: "I hurt for SOMEBODY ELSE.">You drool oil>Turn your broken new eyes to JannaA: "I hurt for a reason. For my mission.">You smile>With stolenA: "I can make the pain WORTH IT!">The threads pop>Buttons blackenTHIS BODY IS AT 40 HP!>Now>Leatherteeth himself>Makes his save>Against the Mind-Control breath>He gets a 3>So>After whiffing>He turns to you>His now tiny body quiveringLT: "NO FAIR! NO NO NO FAI-">SHKKKZKZZZZRRRRRP->You swap>Bwop!>Your eyes Open>YOU ARE BACK IN YOUR BODYA: "I-...">You are down on the groundA: "We-">Leatherteeth is looming above you>Janna is falling>He catches her>getting 10 even with his debuffsLT: "Oh goodie...">YOU FEEL YOUR KNOWLEDGE HAS RETURNED>Damnit>You remember the fucking Minion Fox says song againA: "AH! IT WASN'T WORTH IT!"LT: "A do-over...">His HEART is Exposed now>However>HE HAS JANNA IN HIS TALONSWhat do, Anonymous!?>Professional Bullshit wizardLu: "That. Is my boy."
>>3043286MOM! Thank you! We owe you a corn dog! NO MORE SPELLS! ENOUGH OF THE SPELLS! LET'S GO BACK TO OUR ROUTES! SHIFT INTO BLOODFEAST AND RIP HIS FUCKING TALONS APART AND FREE JANNA!
>>3043286Crucicrush the heartYEET
>>3043296STOP FUCKING CASTING SPELLS FOR FUCKS SAKE! THIS HAS LITERALLY NEVER ENDED WELL AGAINST THIS GUY! ATTACK THE HEART, SURE! BUT NOT WITH ANOTHER FUCKING SPELL!
>>3043286>>3043293THIS! Definitely this
>>3043286Use muscles to cut his hand off.
>>3043299crucicrush will rip his heart out so fast he wont have a chance to do shit.RIP HIS EXPOSED HEART OUTATTACK THE ENEMY WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
>>3043286Dual casting:Well why not send Leather Teeth off properly?>Unrivaled Hatred form
>>3043314Ignore the dual casting bit
>>3043286We need 40HP of damage to take him out. He is no longer immune to all types of damage. He is debugged.FUCKING BEAT DOWN HIS HEART WITH OUR SAXOWAND.... maybe use muscles to skunk over and rescue Janna?
>>3043286GO GO GADGET MUSCLES GOMU GOMU NO PISTOL
>>3043299>>3043293>>3043286>>3043306The heart is already outside of his body.It's stationary and out of his body, meaning that he could be vulnerable to us killing him.Not sure if we can do it before he kills Janna though, or before he uses his Breath again against us.Or what it would it do to Luna's spell the destruction of his heart.>>3043286Would suggest trying to cut his hand off before he can hurt Janna, or coming up with some way for her to escape.
>>3043323He's still immune to blunt damage because we never did anything about that, the sax is a blunt weapon. That's going to do nothing to him.
>>3043333Wasn't that removed when we rolled that nat 1?
>>3043333The sax is a Vorpal weapon, it'd work just fine
>>3043286Save Janna. Have Anon and muscles both Cast sleep on the fucker. so that he has to use his 15 con to save with inferiority.
>>3043337STOP! FUCKING! CASTING! SPELLS! FOR FUCKS SAKE! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SAVE TOO WITH HIS STUPID ASS BREATH!
>>3043335I don't think so, besides if you want to just beat him to death then using a faster, stronger spellform like BFB to do slash damage is probably better anyway. That or just fly up while using Muscles as a sword to slice the dragon up
>>3043341>LEATHERTEETH'S BODY NOW TAKES DOUBLE DAMAGE FROM ALL SOURCES
>>3043341Stabbing, cutting, yes! that is good! >>3043345I don't see a "blunt immunity removed" part there. 0x2 is still 0 Anon.
>>3043347THE SAX. DOES. VORPAL. DAMAGE. Fucking moron
>swarm form. Cover her.
>>3043286Luna cast blink again on Janna to get her out of danger. Anon spell fusion with muscles base form and get Janna out of danger.
>>3043355Actually naw. Blood feast form.Rip his claws apart first, then his heart.
Wait... Quicken costs 40 Health, right?Don't we have like, 50-something health?
I'd say to cast a spell now so he DOESN'T KEEP THE MIND CONTROL BREATH
>>3043286Luna cast blink. Anon Casts sleep. Muscles get Janna out of there. Janna shadow step.
>>3043286Oh man he looks tired, lets suggest that he takes a short nap. Can't fight on fumes, you know?
Don't go blood form you have no control in that form.Don't crush his heart. You'll give him a fucking a gravity crush breath.
>>3043286>>3043366>>3043373Alright... why not both... one hand to cast something like, say, combustion. Another to beat him with the Wand
>>3043400We kind of do have control. We can point our destruction in a direction and it's very devastating. We only really lose control if we let it. >>3043403>Giving him combustion breathSTOP! TRYING! TO! CAST! SPELLS!
>>3043400I mean...he's at 40 health and takes double damage from all sources. It's more of a nonissue really>>3043403Sounds like a plan
>>3043405Would you rather him mind control Janna JUST AS WE KILL THE HOST BODY?!
>>3043405We tried to eat Marco.
Alright. Last change.>Double sleep slap him.
>>3043412No we didn't. We ate a worm and Marco made us horny. We never even tried to hurt Marco.
CAST SLEEP HE DOESN'T HAVE A IMMUNITY TO IT AND HE HAS 0 WISDOM.
>>3043417Yes we did. We lost control and we were going to eat marco.
>>3043421Oh right, yeah went back and looked at it. That's because you dumbasses thought instead of trying to control Bloodfeast, let's instead just focus on Marco. How about instead we try controlling the form this time? Use it and not be afraid of it? And not have the solution to going on a rampage be thinking about Janna or whatever?
>>3043286Fuck it. Mom cast blink, Anon cast sleep with wand so he has to fight are will Difficulty instead of Cha, Muscles grab the girl, and Janna shadow step or stab. Her choose.
>>3043426And you're the dumbass suggesting we use it now when literally fucking anything else can do the same job.
>>3043430Wait what? What else will do heavy amounts of damage while also healing us? Did I miss us finding a new spell? I mean, using a spell's still really stupid considering he has a contingency against spells. But still, what else will do what bloodfeast does?
>>3043426The form tried to eat him before the vote and don't say the form's nature is us just failing. I'd rather think then BFB EVERY FUCKING FIGHT.
>>3043432So we should let him keep the Mind control breath instead of going for a safe breath?
>>3043433Dude, this guy is shit to use against spells, we're near half health, and bloodfeast kills things quickly. There's never been a more perfect time to use it. Stop trying to be a fucking special snowflake and just kill him now EZPZ. We can just leave the damn form when we're done. >>3043436>Implying sleep or fucking combustion is safe
Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d10)Friends...It would seem we have ourselves.A tie.>Many spread out votes>The top two however are..>BLOOD FEAST FORM>To unleash your own Beast3 votes>CAST SLEEP>To get yourself the Girl>To ensure her safety>>3043414>>3043414This -would- be the tie breaker...but this is your Id's first post.You have not linked to a previous post to "Change" from.As such.Anon will Decide.https://youtu.be/ujmF294jbIw?list=RDOTzdpMbGHwwA: "Didn't you HEAR ME pussy LIPS!?">Leather teeth looks down to you>His smile still so crooked and awfulLT: "What? That you have...a purpose? So do I. I chose it."A: "No you didn't.">You raise up your sax>Muscles>Forms into a new mouth pieceA: " https://youtu.be/8O5C_7oO878?t=104 "A: "MY">DOOT DOOTA: "FUCKING PURPOSE.">DOOOOOTA: "Isn't to ruin EVERYTHING ELSE!">Anon doesn't cast sleep>HE BECOMES SLEEP FORMA: "IT'S TO MAKE ME BETTER. TO MAKE THE WORLD BETTER FOR ME.">You become a new kind of monster>Your skin is white>Your face>A mass of tentacles>Hanging from a bulbous brain>Your eyes>Still Green and PinkBEHOLDDREAM EATERA: "YOU CAN'T CHANGE. I AM THE REVOLUTION!">Anon>YOU'RE CHARISMA AND STRENGTH STATS COMBINE IN THIS FORMROLL A D20add 21!The special effect...>Dreams, my boy>If you hit him>He will see whatever you want him to see >Making Sleep Saving throws if you accept doing Half Damage>If you Crit>He goes into a fucking Coma
>>3043433Generally I would agree but we need to take this guy down fast. I'd rather not use crucicrush on the off chance he survives with a bit of hp left to use a gravity style breath attack, and bloodbeast is not as big of a problem since we wont be surrounded by meat this time. I'd agree with compromising by just flying up and slicing the hand holding janna off with a muscles blade.
Rolled 20 + 21 (1d20 + 21)>>3043442Hoo boi!
Rolled 8 + 21 (1d20 + 21)>>3043442
Rolled 5 + 21 (1d20 + 21)>>3043442NO MORE SPECIAL BULLSHIT! KILL HIM NOW!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3043442*shrug*
Rolled 16, 7 = 23 (2d20)>>3043442Posting this here because i wasn't fast enough.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>3043442
Rolled 10 + 21 (1d20 + 21)>>3043442WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY
Rolled 17 + 21 (1d20 + 21)>>3043442>Make sleep saves>Show him what we saw. Power. The sea air. Dreams of flight on massive wings.The cruelest dreams end when you wake up, and wish to go back...
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>3043442shit son
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>3043442
Rolled 15 + 21 (1d20 + 21)>>3043442IÄ IÄ ANON FAGTAHN
Rolled 3 + 21 (1d20 + 21)>>3043442!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>3043442
Come on guys! Give him the dream dicking!It will cancel whatever death bullshit he has.Also stop him from crushing Janna out of spite. hopefully.
>>3043462PATHETIC>>3043442ANON, KING OF DREAMS, plays: CUckboi REEEEbop
>>3043441Compared to fucking mind control it is a safer option.Linked my correction to what I was saying here:>>3043438
Rolled 18 + 21 (1d20 + 21)>>3043442This turned out better than expected...
>>3043465No! Just fucking kill him! End this bullshit! End this horrible fight already! Stop trying to do stupid shit, putting him to sleep is useless when he's so close to death!
>>3043477You desperately require the C H I L L H E A D P A T S
>>3043483I will fucking chill when you people stop being fucking retarded and just kill this motherfucker! If we do full damage he'll die next turn!
>>3043477>Depends actually.>You can feel that way though. So.
>>3043485Sleep him then let janna do some damage.Team effort, shared EXP
>>3043488That's not how this shit works. Janna's gonna get the same amount of EXP regardless of who delivers the killing blow. There isn't even EXP!
Oh hey real quick. If we get him asleepWe can auto crit take 20 with the wandAnd knock his soul outIm sure both his body and soul will be very useful
>>3043496He's immune to crits. We can't do that.
>>3043477>TARGET must make WISDOM SAVE vs CHARISMA SP>On a failed save, the target falls into a deep sleep.>If struck, the target awakens.>The target is allowed to make another WISDOM SAVE on each of it’s turnsA pretty good spell against a foe with 0 WIS and Inferiority.Save your friend and then coup de gras the sleeping foe.
>>3043497>>3043496His body is immune to Crits.However, his now exposed heart counts as an object and does not share the same immunities he does.
>>3043496The crit doesn't matter. Just killing him with the wand does fine.Besides. Just because a soul's knocked out doesn't mean it's automatically succ'd into the wand.
>>3043499Or OR! Not being a fucking drama queen and just killing him in one shot! He's at 40 HP, we're going to do 60 damage thanks to the double damage from hungering flames and the mixed charisma and strength. 21+9(1/2 18)=30. So we can just kill him right here and now and save everyone time. >>3043506.... No it fucking doesn't.
>>3043507THIS IS TRUE! Only things that are raised deaded get sucked into our wand. Something we can't do with the damn dragon around.
>>3043509>>3043510You realize you're not making this fun at all right? Both you and everyone else, calm down already.
>>3043523I don't really care. I'm sick and tired of all these stupid choices.
>>3043509>.... No it fucking doesn't.
>>3043531Relax. It's about the journey.
>>3043532Ah, of course. Discord only information. How silly of me to forget that. Regardless, >>3043507this guy makes a fair point in that once the soul's out it's not just going to be sucked right into our wand. That can only happen if we raise dead. What's even the point of trying to fucking put him to sleep anyway? If he was still at high health, sure I could get behind this. But he's almost dead and can just jump right back into his fucking body after we knock him of it. JUST KILL HIM! >>3043534All you dumbasses are making the journey unenjoyable so how about fuck off. I'm not going to relax. Don't tell me what to do.
>>3043442I'm okay with doing half-damage for sleep effects.
>>3043536You sure? It seems to me your the one making stupid choices.
>>3043531>I'm sick and tired of all these stupid choices.If you're tired of the choices a role-playing game allows for maybe you should be playing something more restrictive on it's possibilities.If you're tired of all of the choices the players of the game keep picking maybe you should just drop the game for a while, or go play something else. This is a quest, after all, not a ERP.>>3043536>All you dumbasses are making the journey unenjoyable so how about fuck off.On the contrary. I'm quite enjoying myself with everyone else. It's seems it's only you who are displeased with he current events taking place.
>>3043536>All you dumbasses are making the journey unenjoyable so how about fuck off. I'm not going to relax. Don't tell me what to do.I'm actually enjoying myself, you need to chill my dude.
>>3043540My choice is to kill this guy quickly, my choice didn't swap our bodies and nearly get Janna killed and then put in this shitty situation, none of my choices have lead to this terrible situation where everything keeps getting fucked over and over again. I want to end the fight now, you dumbasses want to extend it more for no reason. Fuck off with this shitty "No U" argument. >>3043541>I'm quite enjoying myself with everyone elseThen I guess I'm not just ruining the fun for everyone else am I?
>>3043548>Then I guess I'm not just ruining the fun for everyone else am I?Well, I don't think anyone enjoys being called an idiot and being belittled on the choices they make.I also think doing so its entirely counter-productive to making people respect you, much less listen to you.
>>3043548Put in your vote. Make your case. You'll either convince Anons to vote with you or not. That's the nature of quests. But stop the bitching of things don't go your way...
>>3043536It's about trying to stop him before he can hurt Janna. It's about trying to put her safety above just killing the dude.
>>30435551: I do not care if anyone here respects me at all2: I don't even want people to specifically listen to me. If something I don't choose to do works then heck yeah. Awesome. Glad my thing didn't get choosed. Oh but wait, no it's just useless thing after useless thing why are you all like this? The smartest thing done all night was letting Luna take over and do her thing to solve the mess y'all made.
>>3043559And you're literally not doing that. You could end it right now, kill him, he can't do anything else. Nah let's put him to sleep and then knock his soul out and then ??? because reasons. A situation where he can just jump back into his damn body and then hurt Janna again. Hell, he could just get a nat 20 on his save which is an automatic win. Sure it's really unlikely, but it's possible. Again, could just finish shit up. But instead take the other route for no reason.
Real quick, sperging aside.The Maker of Leatherteeth is still inside him. We should raise dead and interrogate him.Maybe let him meet his god, luna.
>>3043569I want to put him to sleep so he doesn't get a attack roll against Janna and doesn't have a mind control breath weapon.
>>3043575*Gods, Anon and LunaI'd be down for that. But I'm pretty sure that the dragon refuses to let any raise deadings happen. I dunno, worth a shot after we're done here. >>3043577If you attack him now he'll die and won't get an attack roll. And no matter what the breath attack won't change because we're using a form not a spell.
>>3043575That and to ask him where the ungodly fuck he got a dragon soul from.
>>3043581The game isn't just mechanics. It's about the actions Anon chooses. Save friend and then kill this dude together or attack and hope you kill it before it attacks/kills her? Risk her safety or Guarantee it?
>>3043588Hope you ki-are you fucking joking? We'll kill him in our next attack because we do 30 damage and it's doubled by the fucking hungering flames debuff! 60 damage on an enemy with 40 HP! Your choice has more risk because he still CAN pass with a nat 20. Or you know, he can just wake up after jumping back into his body because you knocked it out for literally no reason. Doing a full attack guarantee's her safety more than trying to fucking put him to sleep. Hell, Janna could just fall on him and wake him up. More risk. Or we could just kill him, fight's over. The end. One hit, I did the damn math.
Also it would be super cool to use the spell with luna to make a vessel for Defiant so he can return to his brother.
>>3043614....>STR Melee Damage is determined via these formulas: >STR Melee Damage=Weapon Base Damage+Power>Power=(Level/2)+STR>YOU'RE CHARISMA AND STRENGTH STATS COMBINE IN THIS FORM8+21=29. >LEATHERTEETH'S BODY NOW TAKES DOUBLE DAMAGE FROM ALL SOURCES29*2=58>THIS BODY IS AT 40 HP!40-58=-1840-29=11Yes. I am right. Turns out my math WAS actually a bit off. I thought we were level 18 for some reason. Must've mixed up our level and WILL. Regardless it'll still kill him in one hit. Whereas putting him to sleep won't.
>>3043616I thought that was part of the plan from the start.
>>3043632This dedication pleases me.
>>3043637>Inferiority rolls force you to roll three dice and pick the worst roll of the three.That has nothing to do with damage. Sleeping move will still not kill him in one hit and he can always wake up.