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You are the mighty dragon emperor of Scandinavia, vanquisher of the Red Menace, devourer of buffet tables and pizza alike, womanizer and brutal barbarian, destroyer of Elves, and (hopefully) with your most cunning plan yet... Pope.

You are... Renexizious, Ice Dragon of the North!

Twitter: @QuestingQM

Character Sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit

Currently, you have a few options of mutating the Cardinals, taking power, and dealing with the pope.

Transportation

>You will fly around the world, delivering presents to all good cardinals! It'll be like that one book... Eighty days around the world. Of course, some nations might not take kindly to you invading their airspace.
>You will send them in packages as gifts. It'll achieve the same effect, but won't be as cool.
>Write-In

What Mutagen are you using?

>Dragonblood, you'd rather the Cardinals have a resemblance to humanity.
>Mk2 Half-Dragons, you want completetly devoted cardinals, who are created in your image.
>Mk3 Half-Dragons, you want semi-loyal cardinals, who are bigger and badder
>Shapeshift, you want secret control over the Papacy...

How are you going to take power from the Pope?

>Spike his drink with Dragonblood mutagen... Prehaps you can denounce him as a sort of "anti-Christ?"
>Force him to resign via coup.
>Go in, eat him, and there you go.
>Write-In
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DRACOS VULT
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Fly, let's visit, let's see if Victor wants to pope, if not coup. Ps your name is showing on the document
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>>301578
>You will send them in packages as gifts. It'll achieve the same effect, but won't be as cool.
>Dragonblood, you'd rather the Cardinals have a resemblance to humanity.
>Convice him to step down
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I'm going to wait about twenty more minutes, since this is a pretty important decision.
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>>301578
>>You will fly around the world, delivering presents to all good cardinals! It'll be like that one book... Eighty days around the world. Of course, some nations might not take kindly to you invading their airspace.

>Dragon blood
>AnTI CHRIST
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>>301578
>>You will send them in packages as gifts. It'll achieve the same effect, but won't be as cool.
>Shapeshift, you want secret control over the
Papacy...
>Force him to resign via coup.
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>>301578
>You will fly around the world, delivering presents to all good cardinals! It'll be like that one book... Eighty days around the world. Of course, some nations might not take kindly to you invading their airspace.
>Dragonblood, you'd rather the Cardinals have a resemblance to humanity.
>Force him to resign via coup.
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>>301578
>mk3
>send in packages with letters
>make him resign "by his own free will"
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>>301578
>You will send them in packages as gifts. It'll achieve the same effect, but won't be as cool.
>Dragonblood, you'd rather the Cardinals have a resemblance to humanity.
>Force him to resign via coup.
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Looks like Coup, Dragonblood, and Gift wins.

You send them a box with some mutagen, and some anesthetic. Hopefully none of them will die.

The Coup.

The coup... You have a few ways of doing this.

>You will go alone, and personally take power.
>You will go in, with your personal regiments, and take power.
>You will try to get the Swiss Guard on your side first. (Charisma)
>You could try to get the Inquisition to back you up... You do have a girl on the inside, and she's rather hot to be honest. (Charisma, HARD)
>Try to get the Italians to back you up. (Charisma, HARD)

Also...
What form do you want to be in?

>Dragon Form.
>Half-Dragon Form.
>Dragonblood Form
>Human Form
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>>301671
>You will try to get the Swiss Guard on your side first. (Charisma)
>Human Form
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>>301671
>You will try to get the Swiss Guard on your side first. (Charisma)

>Dragon Form.
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>>301671
>You will try to get the Swiss Guard on your side first. (Charisma)
>Dragon Form.
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>>301671
>inquisition
>swiss guard
>dragon
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Looks like Dragon Form and Swiss Guard wins.

You slowly fly to the headquarters of the Papal Army, located in Malta. There, the Swiss Guard, the Crusader Orders, and the Inquisiton gather... You land outside at night, seemingly not detected by any of the defenders. You (as sneaky as a giant dragon can be) sneak over to the Swiss Guard Tower, which holds most of the Swiss Guard. You remember that the Pope is staying here for a few days, most likely because he wants to oversee the training of some new Inquisitors.

You tap on a window with your claw, and a female Swiss Guard opens it.

"Eh!? A Dra-"

You put your claw over your mouth, and tell her to be silent.

"Get your commander, I must speak with him."

"Your that Renexizious fellow? Alrighty then."

Within a few minutes, the commander of the swiss guard goes to the window.

"What do you want, dragon? We don't get much sleep."

"I need your loyalty..."

"Loyalty... What is this about, dragon?"

Roll me a 1d20+5 for convincing him to join.
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301721
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>>301735
18+5=23

Good Success

"I plan on usurping the Pope. His feeble reign will come to an end."

The man considers it.

"You have my sword... The pope's reign was getting a little long... But promise me something."

"What is it, mortal?"

"I want assurance that you will actually pay the Papal Guard."

"What? The Pope hasn't been paying you a wage?"

"Apparently, due to the surge of paganism, the church can barely afford to keep us around as it is. I want to know that my family is at least fed back in Switzerland in case I die."

Actions

>Promise you will pay the papal guard.
>You can do better... You can pay the Swiss Guard, and they can bring their families.
>Decline. This is how the praetorians of Rome got to kingmaker status... Besides, they are protecting God's voice on earth, they do not need pay.
>Write-In
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>>301752
>You can do better... You can pay the Swiss Guard, and they can bring their families.
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>>301752
>>You can do better... You can pay the Swiss Guard, and they can bring their families.
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>>301752
>You can do better... You can pay the Swiss Guard, and they can bring their families.
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"I can do better... I will pay you, and you can bring your families."

"Truly? Very well, dragon. You have a deal... Now, I would speak to the Crusader Orders so the coup will not result in bloodshed..."

Actions

>You will speak to the Knight's Templar. (Charisma)
>You will speak to the Teutonic Order. (Charisma)
>You will speak to the Order of Saint Lazarus. (Charisma)
>Fuck it, try to get EVERY Crusader Order to attend a late meeting... (Charisma)
>You will speak to the Inquisition. (Charisma, HARD)
>Screw it, begin the Coup!
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>>301721
Can we hit on the female guard
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>>301776
Fuck it, try to get EVERY Crusader Order to attend a late meeting... (Charisma)
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>>301778
>>301778
S... Sure?

I guess after the coup? If other anons want to, I guess.
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>>301776
>Fuck it, try to get EVERY Crusader Order to attend a late meeting... (Charisma)
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>>301776
>inquisition
>every single order
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Roll me a 1d20+5 for getting everyone together.
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301790
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

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>>301797
14+5=19

Minor Success!

After going around, "sneaking" by trying not to step on too many things, you eventually gather the crusader orders outside in a forest, where you can converse without hopefully anything too bad happening.

The head grandmaster of the Teutonic Order speaks.

"So, Renexizious. It is an honor meeting you. However, I see you wish to usurp the pope..."

"Yes. I aim to do that."

"Hm... Me and the other Grandmasters may agree... On a few conditions."

"What?"

"First off... A true crusade. We are tired of going overseas to die for other people. We want to reconquer the holy lands, not die in Japan or some other heathen land. Second, we want more autonomy, we want our old estates back, such as Malta or Cyprus. And last, but not least... We want different species to join. We tire of the Papacy's anti-special rhetoric."

Actions

>Agree on all of them.
>Decline.
>Try to bargain further... (Charisma, HARD)
>Roar, you demand their vassalage, you will not have demands made of you. (Intimidate, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>301813
>Agree on all of them.
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>>301813
>>Agree on all of them.
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>>301813
>Agree on all of them.
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>>301813
>>Roar, you demand their vassalage, you will not have demands made of you. (Intimidate, HARD)
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>>301813
>bargin further
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"Very well. I agree."

"Truly? Very well... We would be honored to follow, saint Renexizious."

"Wait... Why did you of all people call me a saint?"

"It is an opinion held by many people in the the Crusader Orders, afterall, you have done what no man could."

"Very well..."

Actions
>Coup now, it will be harmless if you get the drop on the Inquistion and Pope.
>Try to get the Inquisition on your side with the help of Amaya. (Charisma, HARD)
>At least contact Amaya and prepare her to betray the Inquisition. (Charisma)
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>>301834
>>At least contact Amaya and prepare her to betray the Inquisition. (Charisma)
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>>301834
>>At least contact Amaya and prepare her to betray the Inquisition. (Charisma)
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>>301834
>At least contact Amaya and prepare her to betray the Inquisition. (Charisma)
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Whelp, roll me a 1d20+5 for being her greatest ally, as so many Americans call Israel.
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301846
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301846
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301846
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301846
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>>301846
roll 1d20+5
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>>301860
Thank god for this roll
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>>301861
dice+1d20+5
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>>301866
AAAAHHHHH
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>>301860
20+5=25

Critical Success

You find Amaya's window after some searching, and knock on it.

"Re... Renexizious?"

"It is I, yes."

"Have you come here to talk to me, or something else, senor?"

"No. It is time I take my place as pope."

"Indeed? I shall gather my friends, and I shall convert them to you, holy saint... And lover."

You chuckle.

"I'm that good in bed?"

"That good."

She goes off to gather some of her friends...

Actions

>Coup now!
>No, you should gain the loyalty of ALL of the inquisition. (Charisma, hard)
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>>301862
First roll of the thread for me as well
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>>301878
>>Coup now!
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>>301878
>Coup now!
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>>301878
>Coup now!
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>>301878
>all the inquisition
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>>301878
>>Coup now!
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You ready your men, and surround the Papal Residence at midnight.

"Pope! Come out!"

Priests look outside and there is much yelling.
The Pope comes outside.

"What... What is this?"

"This is precisely what you think it is. A coup. Surrender, and I will see you will live comfortably on an estate in the Italian countryside."

"No. I will not bow to heretics. I am a man of God. I may die this day. But I will know I will die in God's name. I will not go down in history as a coward."

He seemingly reaches for something in his coat.

What do?

>Try to persuade him to surrender. (Charisma, HARD)
>Order your men to take the shot.
>Spit acid at him. (Body)
>Freeze him solid. (Agility)
>Write-In
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>>301893
Do nothing
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>>301893
>Try to persuade him to surrender. (Charisma, HARD)
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>>301893
>Try to persuade him to surrender. (Charisma, HARD)
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>>301893
>>Try to persuade him to surrender. (Charisma, HARD)
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Roll me a 1d20+5 for persuasion.
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301901
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301901
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301901
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301901
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>301901
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>>301904
8+5=13

Failure! On a Hard Roll!

You demand his surrender... Suddenly, a beam of fire goes straight towards you. It seems the Pope is a mage as well.
The fire hits you on your nose, and heavily burns you. You can hear fighting in the Inquisition's Office, and priests have begun praying and casting spells.

Your HP: 9000

The Pope seems to be preparing another spell!
Your men have begun fighting in the courtyard, slaying priests and enemy inquisitors who are fleeing from the office.

Actions

>Acid+Pope (Body, HARD)
>Hah, two can play at the spellcasting game! (Spell list)
>Breathe ice! (Agility)
>Try to rush the Pope! (Body)
>Write-In
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>>301918
>Try to rush the Pope! (Body)
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>>301918
>>Try to rush the Pope! (Body)
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>>301918
>>Try to rush the Pope! (Body)
Also have some of your men fire at him.
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>>301918
>Breathe ice! (Agility)

I guess we're going to make a Popesicle.
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Roll me a 1d20+11
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Rolled 1 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>301931
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Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>301931
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>>301935
I like how this happens everytime we get in a fight meanwhile we get 20's on eating pizzas and other useless things.
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>>301935
Fuck off rob
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Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>301931

>>301935
Dude
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>>301935
1+11=12

Use Barbaric? (Since it's body, you get a modifier.)

>Yes
>No
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Just get some rolls in for the chance at a 20 before we reroll with barbaric
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>>301946
yes
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>>301946
>Yes
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>>301946
Yes
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>>301946
Yes!
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Roll me a 1d20+11 please.
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Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>301964
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Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>301964
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Rolled 2 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>301964
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>>301972
10+11=21

Success!

You charge forward, with a mighty roar and headfirst slam into the Pope. You see him fly into a wall, and hear a moan. He's fallen unconscious, with his neck broken. He dies shortly thereafter.
You turn to the crusaders and papal guard, and see that they have pretty much killed most of the priests and inquisitors, save Amaya and her friends.

With this, you have gained control over Italy, and within a week, you will be pronounced Pope by your cardinals... Muahahaha.

You have gained control over Italy!

This is the map of 1951, as we head into 1952.

You are at the Vatican, your cardinals awaiting you with the papal hat, specially tailored for you. You bow downward, and they place it upon your half-dragon head. You turn to the massive cathedral, and extend your arms. You are the Voice of God now.

By the way... Do you want a map of what most religion is?

>Yes
>No

Also, you have gained access in National Options to Papal Actions.
I'll give you guys a few minutes to think, what your next action will be, as Pope Renexizious I.

What will you address to the crowd of people in the Cathedral?

>Declare a Crusade!
>...Declare Draconic-Catholicsm to be the true faith.
>Declare a nation to be excommunicated...
>Declare a day of celebration.
>Write-In
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>>302006
>Yes
>...Declare Draconic-Catholicsm to be the true faith.
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>>302006
>>Yes
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>>302018
This
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>>302006
>Yes
>...Declare Draconic-Catholicsm to be the true faith.
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>>302006
>Yes
>...Declare Draconic-Catholicsm to be the true faith.
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>>302006
>>Declare a day of celebration.
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I'm back.

You declare yourself a Saint before the assembly, and murmurs travel throughout the crowd. This will be an interesting reign indeed.

National Actions: 3 (+1 from Absolute, +1 from Fascism)

>Research Something,
>Papal Actions
>Construct Something
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Reform Government
>Spread Religion
>Spread Culture
>Encourage Industry
>Diplomacy
>Espionage
>Forge a claim...
>Write-In

Personal Actions

>Talk to your Wife
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your children.
>Call for more Concubines.
>Talk to Amaya.
>Read Something
>Go to the University.
>Talk to a Political Party Leader
>Talk to a Vassal
>Write-in
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>>302049
>Research Something,
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Begin genociding the elves
>Go to the University.
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>>302049
>Research Something,
>Encourage Industry
>Construct Something
>Go to the University.
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>>302049
>Spread Religion
Begin to promote Draconic Carholicism in Finland and Denmark.

>Talk to one of your children.
Talk to Reevenaris and the Austrian princess he kidnapped
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>>302049
>>Spread Religion
>Research Something,
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Go to the University.
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By the way, a small comparison to last year's map.
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>>302061
Also research something and recruit more soldiers.
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>>302049
>spread religion
>research something
>hunt down ze je-elves
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>>302049
>Spread religion
>Research something
>Remove elves
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Looks like Research, Religion, University, and Remove Elves wins.

What do you want to research?

>Millitary-grade Dragonfuel. (HARD)
>Races
>Enhanced Anti-Air
>Enhanced Anti-Tank
>Mutations
>Propaganda
>Enhanced Education
>Agriculture
>Medicine
>Magic (+2 from having the University of Moscow)
>Infantry Weaponry
>Vehicles
>Aerial Vehicles
>Industrial Equipment
>Write-In
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>>302070
Any chance we could get a map of the colonies in Africa?
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>>302086
>>Agriculture
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>>302086
>>Enhanced Education
Children are the future.
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>>302086
>Propaganda
Can we actually make people believe the things we say? Maybe other nations' citizens want to rebel in our name?
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>>302086
>Aerial Vehicles
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>>302086
>Aerial Vehicles
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>>302086
>Enhanced Education
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Map of Africa.

Seems like a tie.

1=Enhanced Education
2=Aerial Vehicles
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>>302115
>Caliphate of Saudi Arabia
We must absolutely shit down their necks as soon as we can.
Crusade when?
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>>302115
We should shit on the Saudis and take the Suez Canal
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>>302119
>crusaders faces when that caliphate acts up
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>>302133
>horned helmets
I like imagine there's an unlucky sod everytime he enters a narrow door his horns hit the edges of the doorway
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Now, choose upgrade for Enhanced Education.

FASCIST UNIQUE OPTIONS!

>Master Race: Thanks to Fascism, you can now teach children that those born in the Homeland are the master race. This will unlock further Fascist Policies.
>Imperial Thought: Textbooks preaching anti-imperialism is replaced. Younger generations are much more tolerant of overseas wars and exploiting foreigners.
>Youth Training: Thanks to fascism, you can set up a nationalistic youth group, which will teach kids survival skills, who and who isn't an elf, and how to best kidnap damsels! You are not a good role model!
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>>302139
>Master Race: Thanks to Fascism, you can now teach children that those born in the Homeland are the master race. This will unlock further Fascist Policies.
Were already going to do the elf holocaust, why not go full third reich.
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>>302139
>>Imperial Thought: Textbooks preaching anti-imperialism is replaced. Younger generations are much more tolerant of overseas wars and exploiting foreigners.
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>>302139
>>Imperial Thought: Textbooks preaching anti-imperialism is replaced. Younger generations are much more tolerant of overseas wars and exploiting foreigners.
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>>302139
>Imperial Thought: Textbooks preaching anti-imperialism is replaced. Younger generations are much more tolerant of overseas wars and exploiting foreigners
Although youth training seems good too.
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I love how you took Sweden, of all fucking countries in Europe, which is infamously in this day and age as SJWs, to lebanstraum dragon reich mode.
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>>302139
>youth training
The youth draconic core
>>
Looks like Imperial Thought wins.

Roll me a 1d20-3 for implementing this.
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Rolled 5 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>302156
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Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302156
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>>302161
Thank you based nat 20
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>>302161
oh my god

Looks like your populace fucking loves imperialism.

20-3=17

Critical Success!


You spend most of the day rewriting textbooks, and when you actually give them out to the schools... Apparently, nationalistic fervor and militarism has never been higher, among nearly every species.

Imperial Volunteer limit heavily increased!
Nationalism on the rise!

While bathing in your treasury (Which has grown large, and comfy.), you hear a knocking on the door.

"Sir?"

"What is it, servant?"

You know, this servant has always told you whenever something's gone wrong or right. Hell, you nearly see him every day, yet you don't know his name.

"Well... The Austrian Emperor is here to see you. And to talk about his daughter's kidnapping."

You laugh when he said "Emperor". They have lost nearly all of their empire... But very well.

Actions

>Fine, you will go.
>Nah.
>Tell Revenaris to go, this sounds like his problem.
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>>302178
>Tell Revenaris to go, this sounds like his problem.
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>>302178
>>Tell Revenaris to go, this sounds like his problem.
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>>302178
>>Tell Revenaris to go, this sounds like his problem.
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>>302178
>Tell Revenaris to go, this sounds like his problem.

At a letter date we should invade Australia.
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Would you like to be in Revenaris's PoV, or just continue with your day?

>Revenaris's PoV
>Renexizious's PoV
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>>302196
>Revenaris's PoV
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>>302196
>>Renexizious's PoV
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>>302196
>Revenaris's PoV
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>>302196
>>Renexizious's PoV
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>>302198
Switching to rens pov
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>Austrian Emperor[...]his daughter's kidnapping
>Revenaris
So, he really kidnapped her or she fleed with your son, her lover? (Haven't read all archived threads.)
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You tell your son to deal with it, and after a few hours he comes out of the guest room's diplomacy chambers.

"Uh... Dad?"

"Yeah?"

"He... He's apparently encourging his daughter to marry me."

"Huh. I suppose he realized that it wouldn't be a good idea to try to invade me."

"So... Uh. When do I get my own lair then?"

"Oh... Uh."

Actions

>Flee! Your son can deal with that himself!
>Just tell him he can live with you like the NEET he is.
>Tell him he can live with the Emperor of Austria or something. Should be entertaining.
>Tell him to go be like Viktor and go to a different country and usurp it.
>Write-In
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>>302211
Kidnapped.
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>>302212
>Tell him he can live with the Emperor of Austria or something. Should be entertaining.
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>>302212
>Tell him he can live with the Emperor of Austria or something. Should be entertaining.
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>>302212
>Tell him he can live with the Emperor of Austria or something. Should be entertaining.
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>>302212
>follow in my footsteps son take over a country
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>>302212
>>Tell him he can live with the Emperor of Austria or something. Should be entertaining.
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"Just... Live with the emperor, ok?"

"I doubt he'll agree, dad. I did kidnap his daughter."

"Just do it, be a man."

A few minutes later, he comes out.

"He... He actually agreed. Huh."

"Good. Now pack your things, your moving to Vienna."

He nods, and starts packing.

Now, for religion.

Spread the following...

>Draconic
>Draconic Catholicism.

Choose where to spread it...
>Denmark.
>Iceland.
>Finland
>Italy
>Ukraine
>Russia.
>Baltics (Lativa, Estonia.)
>Send a missionary to another country...
>Write-In
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>>302260
>Draconic
>Russia
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>>302260
>>Draconic Catholicism.
>Italy
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>>302260
>Draconic Catholicism.
>Denmark.
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>>302260
>Draconic Catholicism.
>Finland
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>>302260
What's the difference between draconic and draconic-catholic
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>>302269
>>302269
Draconic is just worshipping you and your children. Draconic-Catholic is basically your a demon who redeemed himself and your basically a living saint. Some other sects believe you are in fact, a child of God.
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>>302276
Then draconic in italy
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>>302260
>Draconic Catholicism
>Russia
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

Looks like Draconic Catholicism wins... Now rolling for a country.

1=Italy
2=Denmark
3=Finland
4=Russia
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>>302280
THATS HERETICAL

>>302212

>Draconic Catholicism
Russia
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Alright, roll me a 1d20-3 for conversion.
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302289
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Rolled 18 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>302289
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>302293
18-3=15

Border Check!

Roll me a 1d20, and I will roll a 1d20.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>302297
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>302297
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>302297
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>>302298
3 vs 4

Borderline Success!

You send a missionary down to Italy. It has slightly converted some of the populace, but not nearly enough.

Your going to need to spread your faith down in Italy again to convert it fully.

Now, it is time to REMOVE ELVES!

Elves are a menance to society... You need to get rid of them... But how?

>Order the army to gather them up, and execute every last one!
>Order the army to gather them up, and send them to concentration camps... Where they can be dealt with in private, of course.
>Order the army to gather them up, and just send them to concentration camps.
>Order all elves to wear special identification at all times.
>Write-In
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>>302303
>>Order all elves to wear special identification at all times.
>>
>>302303
>Order the army to gather them up, and send them to concentration camps... Where they can be dealt with in private, of course.
Time to rev up those gas chambers.
>>
>>302303
>>Order all elves to wear special identification at all times.
((()))
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>>302303
>Order all elves to wear special identification at all times.
>>
>>302303
>its time for elven summer camp
>>
Roll me a 1d20-3 for Identification.
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Rolled 7 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>302330
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Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302330
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Rolled 20 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>302330
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Rolled 20 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>302330
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>>302346
The elves apparently love being known to be elves, that or our people see no problem with this.
>>
>>302346
>>302347
Did we just discover the elf illuminati?
>>
>>302346
>>302347
The fuck is going on with these elves!
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>>302347
>>302346
What kind of sorcery is this
>>
>>302347
>>302346
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?!?!

20
20
DOUBLE TWENTIES!

You issue out (((ID))). Apparently, to the Elves this means brag about how they get "unique gold stars" and what not. Hell, even some banks come forward and start using the "gold star" on their employees, who suspiciously looked like elves. Huh. Of course, some of the elves seem to see this as a "shape up or get sent to summer camp" and have actually started to work for society.

You head down to the university, where apparently a Elven Knowledge protest was being held... But the angry students wearing the Dragon Star (similar to that of a swastika, but with a draconic twist!) are beating the shit out of them. Hell, even some dwarves, yuan ti (how the fuck are they kicking?) and OTHER ELVES are helping.

Apparently, nobody likes elves. Not even elves.

Actions

>Break it up.
>Help out!
>Just continue on with your day.
>>
>>302366
>>Just continue on with your day
>>
>>302366
>Help out!
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>>302366
>help out
Kick the knife-ears
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>>302366
>>Just continue on with your day.
Maybe we can integrate all those Honorable Elves into society?
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>>302366
>Just continue on with your day.
>>
You continue on with your day in Human form instead of your (((Dragon))). You have a few things you can study in...

(Choose Two)

>Necromancy.
>Fire Magic.
>Ice Magic.
>Enchantment.
>NEW: Summoning
>Illusion
>Divine
>Art
>Ooh... A class based on you... Called Draconic Studies. Feed Ego When?
>>
>>302366
Just stand by and watch, maybe see if we can magic up some food from somewhere.

(Question, what is this "Elven knowledge protest" about?)
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>>302389
>NEW: Summoning
>Ooh... A class based on you... Called Draconic Studies. Feed Ego When?
>>
>>302389
What does summoning allow you to summon?
>>
>>302389
>Enchantment.

If we get better at enchantment then we can make better tanks, planes and rifles for our troops.
>>
>>302389
>Enchantment.
>NEW: Summoning
>>
>>302389
>NEW: Summoning
>Art
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>>302390
Basically just "HEY WE'RE ELVES OK?" the protest

The !Not Black Lives Matter
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>>302389
>>Ooh... A class based on you... Called Draconic Studies. Feed Ego When?
>Ice Magic.
>>
>>302401
Oh! I thought we'd started suppressing their culture or something and they were protesting that.

Fuck, now I wish we'd went and kicked them...
>>
>>302389
>>Ooh... A class based on you... Called Draconic Studies. Feed Ego When?
>>NEW: Summoning
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>>302394
You aren't sure.
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>>302407
That's a good idea we should suppres their culture
>>
Looks like Summoning And Draconic wins.

Roll me a 1d20+3
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Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302424
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302424
>>
>>302428
You've doomed us all
>>
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302428
fuck
>>
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302424
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>>302428
1+3=4

Critical Failure!

You go into the class, and a... Dwarf. Is teaching it?

"Alrighty class! Today we're gonna be studying fucken' magic!"

"You aren't Professor Calamar!"

"Shut it, you! Now... We're gonna be studying how to summon a familar... Now, you sons of bitches! Fucking cast your spell and mutter the name of the familar you want, you botched abortions!'

"Alright... Geez."

What do you try to summon?

>A pseudodragon.
>A cat?
>A dog?
>A snek.
>A crow.
>Write-In
>>
Are there any Eastern Dragons? Might be cool to find one to make a hybrid Eurasian Dragon with
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>>302466
>>A pseudodragon.
>>
>>302466
>Write-In: A shark with laser eyes
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>>302466
>>A crow.
>>
>>302466
>A snek.
>>
>>302476
Hahahah.
No.
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>>302466
>tiny version of us
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>>302466
>>A crow.
it's not a dragon and can fly, bit of variation
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>>302486
>302486
Wait... Pseudodragon that is basically just mini-you?
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>>302499
Yes it also has our dragon swastika on it's back
>>
Looks like Crow wins.

You try to summon a crow... Which you do.

As soon as you lock eyes with it, a voice speaking gibberish and riddles, it's dead red eyes and suddenly, *Splat*

"We get one of the demon creatures every year around here, laddie. Try another, and maybe it won't try to eat your soul."

Select another?

>A pseudodragon... Which may or may not just be you, which is smaller.
>A cat?
>A dog?
>A snek.
>Just leave.
>Write-In
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>>302528
>A pseudodragon... Which may or may not just be you, which is smaller.
>>
>>302528
>>A pseudodragon... Which may or may not just be you, which is smaller.
>>
>>302528
>A pseudodragon... Which may or may not just be you, which is smaller.
>>
>>302528
>>A pseudodragon... Which may or may not just be you, which is smaller.
Mini-Me?
>>
>>302545
>>302542
>>302535
How long does it stay summoned? How intelligent will it be? Can you use it as a body double while you laze around?

Seems useful. Once summoned, we must find the answers to these questions.
>>
Oh god I'm gonna have fun with this.

You decide to summon a pseudodragon. The pseudodragon you summoned seems to be red with a... Swastika on the back.

It starts flying, and you begin to hear it's thoughts.

"I am fire! I am death! I shall destroy the Knife Ears! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!"

Aw, cute little guy. It perches on your shoulder.

"SENPAI!"

Oh god wha-

"I WILL CARRY YOUR BURDENS!" It proceeds to breathe a slight flame of fire on your neck. It kind of tickles.

The teacher looks at you and laughs.

"Oi, you must be one of them Renexizious's Son's fellas, no wonder it likes ya!"

Summon another?

>No. This is perfect.
>Keep it.
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>>302567
>No. This is perfect.
>>
>>302567
>Keep it.

Did we just summon a puppy sized Nazi Smaug?
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>>302567
>>No. This is perfect.

Use it as the Draconic equivalent of the Holy Spirit in Catholicism
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>>302567
>No. This is perfect.
>>
>>302567
I just realized I drunkingly didn't give you an answer to say Fuck it, summon something else.

sorry guys for my oppressive regime, and skyrim reference.
>>
So, what the hell are you going to call this pseudodragon?

>Fang? He's your secondary autistic sidekick, besides Claw?
>Vinixiar.
>Jorlundar.
>Bob the Dragon.
>Ackbar
>Write-In
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>>302599
Smaug
>>
>>302599
>>Fang? He's your secondary autistic sidekick, besides Claw?
or Mini
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>>302599
>Smaug
>>
>>302599
>>Fang? He's your secondary autistic sidekick, besides Claw?
>>
>>302599
Ear-eater
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Whelp, rolling.

1=Smaug.
2=Fang
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>>302599
>Smaug
>>
Smaug it is.

You decide to call it Smaug.

"SMAUG?"

"Yeah, Smaug."

"Alright then."

It decides to take a nap on your shoulder.

It seems you can telepathically communicate with it as well. Interesting.

The rest of class is mostly the dwarf inviting students to drink alcohol, and casting spells. You quickly exit the classroom, and decide to see that little class about you. You go in, and notice that nearly everyone in there has the Dragon Swastika. Or Star, depending if you want to be politically correct or not.
Some of the students compliment your pseudodragon, and generally give you lots of leeway.

Roll me a 1d20+3 for how much you learn.
>>
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302653
>>
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302653
>>
>>302665
19+3=22

Overwhelming Success!

During class, the teacher begins to teach about you, Renexizious. You actually learn something you didn't know... Apparently, there is a theory that the teacher poses... That if Renexizious in theory, ate some magical orbs like the ones in the Moscow Unniversity, then in theory his magic could become more powerful... You give a sharp grin. Class ends, and Smaug decides to ask you something.

"If your gonna go to Moscow, I want in! I also want one of those orbs!"

"It's nearly three times as big as you."

"So?"

"That means it's nearly impossible to eat it, for something your size."

"Well... I'll set it on fire!"

You sigh. Smaug is not very intelligent.

A month passes, your son Revenaris moves away, and your concubine, Betrid, is about to give birth in a month or so. It also seems Elizabeth may be pregnant. May God help you.

National Actions: 3

>Research Something,
>Papal Actions
>Construct Something
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Reform Government
>Spread Religion
>Spread Culture
>Encourage Industry
>Diplomacy
>Espionage
>Forge a claim...
>Write-In

Personal Actions

>Talk to your Wife
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your children.
>Call for more Concubines.
>Talk to Amaya.
>Find those orbs in Moscow... And eat them.
>Read Something
>Go to the University. (Cooldown: 2 Months)
>Talk to a Political Party Leader
>Talk to a Vassal
>Write-in

You have gained One Rank in Summoning!
You have gained one rank in Draconic Magic!
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>>302682
>>Recruit more Soldiers
>Papal Actions
>Espionage
>>
>>302682
>Research Something,
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Forge a claim...
>Find those orbs in Moscow... And eat them.
>>
>>302682
>Research Something,
>Papal Actions
>Espionage
>Continue the D&D game
>>
>>302682
>research something
>spread religion
>start a youth group
>eat orbs
>>
>>302691
this
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>>302682
>Research something
>Encourage industry
>Construct Something
>Call for more Concubines.
Get concubines from Italy to help influence the nobles.
>>
Looks like Research wins, along with Papal Actions, and Espionage...

And it's a tie between Nom Orbs and D&D

1=Orbs
2=D&D
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>302698
Well, I pressed abort but it still went through.

why even live.
>>
>>302698
Nom orbs
>>
Research..
What research, anons?

>Millitary-grade Dragonfuel. (HARD)
>Races
>Enhanced Anti-Air
>Enhanced Anti-Tank
>Mutations
>Propaganda
>Education
>NEW: Religion.
>Agriculture
>Medicine
>Magic (+2 from having the University of Moscow)
>Infantry Weaponry
>Vehicles
>Aerial Vehicles
>Industrial Equipment
>Write-In
>>
>>302706
>NEW: Religion.
>>
>>302706
>>Agriculture
Tundra and snowy ground are nice for us but terrible for everyone else.
>>
>>302706
>>Aerial Vehicles
>>
>>302706
>Aerial Vehicles
>>
>>302706
>education
>>
>>302706
mutations
>>
Looks like Aerial Vehicles wins... Select what you want to study.

>Prototype Jet Planes...
>Prototype Dragonfueled Jet Planes.
>Prototype Dragonfueled Monoplanes
>>
>>302730
>Prototype Dragonfueled Jet Planes.
>>
>>302730
>Dragonfuel jets
>>
>>302730
>>Prototype Jet Planes...

What's the advantage of using dragonfuel?
>>
>>302730
>Prototype dragonfueled Holy jets
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>>302730
>>Prototype Dragonfueled Jet Planes.
>>
>>302740
>
Compared to fuel, it is extremely efficient, (Basically, for every ten gallons of gasoline, Dragonfuel does it in one) clean, and also non-explosive, so crashed planes won't explode... Just go up in fire. Also, it's slightly magical.
>>
Alright, looks like Jet Dragonfueled planes win...

Now, what sort of aircraft do you want to invent?

>Jet-Dragon Bombers.
>Jet-Dragon Fighters
>Jet-Dragon Stealth Bombers (HARD)
>Jet-Dragon Stealth Fighters (HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>302761
>Jet-Dragon Fighters
>>
>>302761
>>Jet-Dragon Fighters
Air superiority is always useful
>>
>>302761
>>Jet-Dragon Fighters
Our fighters are pretty outdated
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20-3 for this.

Leadership has leveled up!
>>
>>302761
>Jet-Dragon Stealth Bombers (HARD)
Please Dragon jesus.

When is the next Nazi experiment thread?
>>
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302773
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Rolled 12 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>302773
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Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>302773
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>>302777
Three days, counting today. Mostly because threads take 7 days to delete and I am forced to take a day off.
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>>302781
12-3=9

Failure!

The prototype is... Well. Your getting closer. Sufficiently said.

You will need to spend 2 National Actions on this next turn to finish it up.

Now, for Papal Actions.

>Excommunicate a Nation?
>Declare your son, Charlemagne, heir of the Papacy.
>...Declare the Roman Empire.
>...Declare a crusade.
>...Forge a claim...
>...Declare Catholicism to be a Heresy. (Free)
>...Declare Orthodoxy to be a Heresy. (Free)
>...Declare Amaya the head of the Draconic Inquisition. (Free)
>Write-In
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>>302800
>>...Declare a crusade.
>>
>>302800
>Declare your son, Charlemagne, heir of the Papacy.
>...Declare Orthodoxy to be a Heresy. (Free)
>...Declare Amaya the head of the Draconic Inquisition. (Free)
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>>302800
>>...Declare Amaya the head of the Draconic Inquisition. (Free)
>...Declare a crusade.
>>
>>302800
>Declare a crusade against elves and their heresy.
>>
>>302800
>>...Declare Amaya the head of the Draconic Inquisition. (Free)
>Declare a Crusade
>>
Can someone give me an overview of how much other nations like us?
>>
Time to Deus Vult.

You declare Amaya the head of the newly formed Draconic Inquisition, which only answers directly to you... You now have a few more loyalties in character sheet.

Where will you crusade?

>Germans are filthy Lutherans!
>Brittania must become Catholic!
>Crusade against the Hellenic Union and their filthy paganism!
>You must reconquer Jerusalem!
>IT'S CONSTANTINOPLE! NOT ISTANBUL YOU FILTHY TURKS!
>Write-In

>>302830
Character sheet, boy.
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>>302834
>>IT'S CONSTANTINOPLE! NOT ISTANBUL YOU FILTHY TURKS!
>>
>>302834
>IT'S CONSTANTINOPLE! NOT ISTANBUL YOU FILTHY TURKS!
>>
>>302834
>IT'S CONSTANTINOPLE! NOT ISTANBUL YOU FILTHY TURKS!
>>
>>302834
>jerusalem
Get our wife to talk to her mother about becoming Catholic
>>
>>302834
>>IT'S CONSTANTINOPLE! NOT ISTANBUL YOU FILTHY TURKS!
>>
So, this crusade will be interesting.

the Serbian Empire has a claim on Constantinople and Anatolia... You could make them love you like a motherfucker, and maybe even swear loyalty to you if you "fight the crusade in their name".

>The Serbians will come home again.
>No, Constantinople is yours!

Current Relations with Serbian Empire.

Nation: Beloved
People: Liked
>>
>>302857
>No, Constantinople is yours!
>>
>>302857
>>The Serbians will come home again.
>>
>>302857
>No, Constantinople is yours!
>>
>>302857
>The Serbians will come home again.
>>
>>302857
Constantinople is ours!
>>
>>302857
>The Serbians will come home again.
Our prize is jerusalem
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Take Constantinople.
2=Serbia shall have it.
>>
Serbian Reputation has fallen dramatically!

You declare a crusade... Next month, you will be able to march to Constantinople and retake it.

Now, for Espionage.

Your spy in China has reported that the dragon's name is Kaallathiuas, and is willing to meet with you.
Your spy in the USA is claiming that the 1952 Election will be Viktor, with Eisenhower as his vice-president, and against Adlai Stevenson and his running mate, John Sparkman.

Asia Actions

>Offer a meeting to Kaal.
>No, you need more intel.
>Write-In

USA Actions

>Your spy will continue growing it's group of 6000 men.
>Your spy must preform a terror attack to make the USA vote Viktor in...
>Your spy must assassinate the current U.S president.
>Write-In
>>
>>302924
>>Your spy will continue growing it's group of 6000 men.
>Offer a meeting to Kaal.
>>
>>302924
>No, you need more intel.
>Give funds to Viktor and his campaign for presidency
>>
>>302924
>Offer a meeting to Kaal.
>Your spy must preform a terror attack to make the USA vote Viktor in...
>>
>>302924
>Offer a meeting to Kaal.
>Your spy will continue growing it's group of 6000 men.
>>
>>302924
Meet kaal
Terror attack, eisenhower too good
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Tie.

1= Terror Attack.
2= Don't do 9/11
>>
>>302960
>No 9/11
:(
>>
You decide against attacking the Americans... You might get connected. You however, agree with meeting Kaal at the end of next month.

You fly over to the Moscow Unniversity, where you have heard of those orbs... Of course, you shift down into Human Form... The Orbs, of course on display, floating throughout the great main hall. You do your best to look like a student... The balls seem no bigger then your fist.

What do?

>Send Smaug to get them and bring them to you.
>Fuck it, your their Emperor. Shift into Dragon Form, and eat them infront of everyone.
>Nah... Order the teachers to give them to you.
>Write-In
>>
>>302960
How long do we have until the elections are over so we know when we can help viktor?
>>
>>302982
>Fuck it, your their Emperor. Shift into Dragon Form, and eat them infront of everyone.
>>
>>302985
1952's Fall is when it gets ended.
>>
>>302982
>>Nah... Order the teachers to give them to you.
>>
>>302982
>>Nah... Order the teachers to give them to you.
>>
>>302982
>FUCK IT I'M THE EMPEROR
>>
>>302982
>>Nah... Order the teachers to give them to you.
>>
You ask someone who seems to be important... A female nonetheless.

"What do you want, student?"

"I am not a student hither, thee must beest mistaken. I needeth those orbs and I needeth t now. Oh, eke I am thy emperor, Renexizious. ."

You briefly wink with your left eye, which you partially changed into a draconic form.

"O-Oh. Well, I suppose I can get them down for you."

He goes and grabs a ladder, and some gloves.

"Now... Be careful, don't do anything harsh with them, they are extremely valuable."

You nod and turn a corner.

"O-Oh! Feel free to come back at any time to... Uh... Teach our students!"

Actions

>Eat the three orbs.
>Eat the two orbs, and offer one to Smaug.
>Eat one orb, and offer two to Smaug.
>Eat none, and give them all to Smaug.
>>
>>303029
>>Eat the two orbs, and offer one to Smaug.
>>
>>303029
>Eat the two orbs, and offer one to Smaug.
>>
>>303029
>>Eat the three orbs.
>>
>>303029
>>Eat the two orbs, and offer one to Smaug.
>>
>>303029
>Eat one orb and save the other two
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

You eat the two orbs and offer one to Smaug. Smaug is attempting to eat it (somehow), and when you swallow the two orbs... Blue flames are surrounding your body. Oh shit son!

You can upgrade one spell, and you recieve one mutation. The mutation is randomly rolled by me.

Upgrade Spell?

>Upgrade Raise Dead
>Upgrade Cause Fear
>Upgrade Raise Skeleton
>Upgrade Necrotic Healing
>Upgrade Runes
>...Upgrade your black mark.
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>>303060
>...Upgrade your black mark.
>>
>>303060
>...Upgrade your black mark.
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>>303060
>...Upgrade your black mark.
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>>303060
>mfw the mutation you got you already got three times
>mfw anyone who has done this quest since nearly the beginning should know what I'm talking about
>mfw I'm going to hope for the best.
>>
>>303080
HUGE
>>
>>303080
WHOS READY TO GET EVEN MORE /FIT/
>>
>>303060
>>Upgrade Necrotic Healing
>>
Rolled 2 (1d4)

Episode 3: Return of the /fit/ Dragon

You have begrudgingly gotten the Large mutation. Again.

Seems like Black Mark wins... Rolling for what happens.
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Whelp. I'm fucking done with whiskey, and now moving onto vodka.

You guys are now 160'4' ft, and weigh about 1500 tons. Also, I'm fucking regretting having a multiplier on Large. So you guys are the size in dragon form, of a 16 story building.

Your chest's black mark starts fading... But you feel stronger in a sense... Like something isn't holding you back.

Choose Dragon Form Upgrade.

>Vampiric: What it says on the tin, drain blood and gain access to Blood Magic. +2 to Charisma, and also +1 to Body. Draining blood is not necessary, save for it's magic, and in addition you are still considered Alive.
>Regular: No statistic changes, lose the Black Mark. Gain one additional Mutation.
>>
>>303142
>>Regular: No statistic changes, lose the Black Mark. Gain one additional Mutation.
>>
>>303142
>Vampiric: What it says on the tin, drain blood and gain access to Blood Magic. +2 to Charisma, and also +1 to Body. Draining blood is not necessary, save for it's magic, and in addition you are still considered Alive.
>>
>>303142
Can we go out in the sun and all that shit with the vampire one? If not then

>Regular: No statistic changes, lose the Black Mark. Gain one additional Mutation.
>>
>>303142
>>Regular: No statistic changes, lose the Black Mark. Gain one additional Mutation.
>>
>>303142
>>Regular: No statistic changes, lose the Black Mark. Gain one additional Mutation.
>>
>>303142
>Regular: No statistic changes, lose the Black Mark. Gain one additional Mutation.
>>
>>303162
>>303161
>>303155
>>303149
>>303162
>inb4 another large mutation
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>303155
Looks like another mutation. Rolling.
post yfw it's probably another fucking large mutation.
>>
>>303169
Large mutation, make it happen RNGesus
>>
>>303169
>And in the box number three...
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>>303168
There will be no limit to the amount of huge we get.
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>>303169


Whelp.

I got two sheets right here.

You can take large.
Or you can take Radioactive Breath.

You were literally on the border twice. it was 15-35 for large. on another sheet it was radioactive.
Please pick Radioactive.

>Radioactive
>Fuck you QM, Large because fuck you.
>>
>How to get absolutely riped in three minutes by Renexizious
>First, you get one of these glowy orbs...
>>
>>303189
>Fuck you QM, Large because fuck you.
THE GAINS TRAIN STOPS FOR NO ONE
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>>303189
>Fuck you QM, Large because fuck you.
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>>303189
>>Fuck you QM, Large because fuck you.
More aoe is good
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>>303189
>>Fuck you QM, Large because fuck you.
Breath would use agilty anyway
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>>303189
>>Radioactive
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>>303200
>More aoe is good

I don't think we need to aim anymore
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>>303189
>Fuck you QM, Large because fuck you.
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>>303204
thank you anon

thank you

please don't take large

please...
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>>303189
>Fuck you QM, Large because fuck you.
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>>303208
We shall fly into space and eat asteroids.
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>>303206
Imagine being large enough to pick up an aircraft carrier to use as a weapon
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>>303208
It is time to become the giga-nigga
>large
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I can't wake up anons

I can't wake up.

Calculating.
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>>303221
How large is the dragon dong at this point?
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>>303208
I feel for you, but you knew that this would happen.

You could had just picked radioactive breath.

You could had stopped this.
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Agriculture just became a lot more important, please vote accordingly.
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You...

You are now 352’9’ft.

You weigh about 20,300 tons.

You have insane strength. A +15 modifier.

>>303226
Big enough, anon. Big enough. About the size of a large house.

I'm... I'm a good QM? Aren't I?
In this episode.

>Rip game balance
>rip earth
>rip

Now, I need to ask you all for a favor.

Give me a funny visual of how big a fucking 352'9' ft dragon is once I get back from my vodka, and from there I will continue the quest. I don't care if it's images or text... I'll be back.
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We are larger than the largest dragon here.
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>>303258
Imagine how broken we'd be if we chose fantasy instead of coldwar, at least here they have missles and nukes to deal with us.
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I don't know to be proud or horrified that our character has gotten this huge. :/
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>>303275
H... How large is that? Skyscraper? I don't fucking know anymore. Your now dragonscraper or something.
>>303286
I made it so mages back then were like fucking nuclear bombs, and... Honestly I fucking think you can take a nuke and keep on walking. Maybe.
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>>303258
Dragon pope is a little bit taller than the Manhattan life building
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>>303286
But nukes are possibly the thing that opened a hellgate in Japan
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>>303296
Let's work hard for the next large mutation lads. Then we can take two nukes

>>303297
We can probably wrestle with Godzilla now
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>>303302
Why wrestle godzilla when you can fuck femgodzilla
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I am so glad we took the improved transformation mutation, otherwise this size would be a massive pain to house.
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>>303302
>>303309
Depends on which Godzila it is
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>>303309
She won't be willing so you incapacitate her first then fuck her
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So a bit taller than these fucking buildings

How can we even fucking lose?
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For reference, we are about 27 floors tall.
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Well... I'm offically back. Thanks for the quick laugh, anons.

You feel like there is a great weight inside you. You attempt to jump. You slam into the floor instead, and actually crack it. Oh. This could be bad.

You also feel hungry, perhaps some further research in Agriculture might stop any mishaps in the future.

Smaug however... has also mutated.

Somebody roll me a 1d100, I don't want to roll ever again.
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>>303318
352 feet is 109 metres, we can wrestle with 1992 Godzilla-chan
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>>303319
We're a Fucking dragon we might as well enact prima nocta and nobody would care
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>>303328
Go in human form and consistently get 1's against a sniper.
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>>303328
forgot picture
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>303333
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

Also, how much HP do we now have?
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>>303343
LARGE SMAUG FOLLOW IN OUR FOOTSTEPS
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>>303343
Wew lad.

It's not large...

Son of a fucking bitch, Smaug has mutated into Ultra Hungry. Laughing my ass off now. Your gonna need Agriculture anons.

>>303345
About 17,000 HP in Dragon Form.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>303333
I bet that Smaug becomes mini huge.

Also how does this effect Renexizious in Half-Dragon or Human form?
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>>303333
Quads for the greatest OP.

I can't even fucking handle this thread anymore.
What is our arms reach? 200ft?
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>>303354
He get's larger anon. Since Human is base size, and you can't shrink below that, not to mention I haven't calculated it yet... It'll be interesting.
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>>303354
We can change our size as long as its not smaller than the starting size or bigger than or max size.
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>>303352
Easy we give smaug the less hungry mutagen.
....on a side note, howuch damage does a nuke do to us in dragon form?
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>>303368
...
About 20,000 Damage.

Also, your minimum size is 12'5' ft.

>>303368
The Less Hungry mutation only works on you, and he's magic, so mutagens don't really work on him.
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>>303377
Since he's a summon, can you de-summon and resummon Smaug at will?
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You walk out of the unniversity, literally leaving your footsteps in the concrete as you go. Damn, something must of happened to your weight or something. When you walk out of the city, and shift into Dragon form, you find you are now HUEG as fuck... And powerful... Muahahaha...

A month passes.

NEW CRISIS: FOOD CRISIS
(You are consuming too much food!)

National Actions: 3

>Research Something
>Finish up Jets
>Change a policy.
>Try to make your populace mutate...
>Papal Actions
>Construct Something
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Reform Government
>Spread Religion
>Spread Culture
>Encourage Industry
>Diplomacy
>Espionage
>Forge a claim...
>Write-In

Personal Actions


>Talk to your Wife
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your children.
>Call for more Concubines.
>Talk to Amaya.
>Read Something
>Go to the University. (Cooldown: 1 Months)
>Talk to a Political Party Leader
>Talk to a Vassal
>Write-in

>>303401
Yes.
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>>303412
>Research Something
>Finish up Jets
>D&D
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>>303412
>Research Something
>Finish up Jets
>Go to the russian magic Academy
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>>303412
>>Research Something
>Finish up Jets
>Continue the D&D game
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>>303412
>>303412
Your also going to hate me when I say that using Barbaric will cause you to get HUNGRY AS FUCK, because the mutation of anti-hugner only works if you keep emotions in check, and I did say your hunger grew as you grew...

Yeah. Your gonna need lots of food if you use Barbaric from now on.
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>>303412
>Construct something
>Finish up Jets
>Research something
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>>303412
>research
>finish jets
>agriculture
>talk to wife
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>>303412
>Research Something
>Finish up Jets
>Spread Religion
>Talk to your Wife

Jesus Christ. We're over 60 feet tall in Half-Dragon form. I think I might get some alcohol myself.
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Research wins, along with Finish up jets, and D&D.

What research?

>Millitary-grade Dragonfuel. (HARD)
>Races
>Enhanced Anti-Air
>Enhanced Anti-Tank
>Mutations
>Propaganda
>Education
>Religion.
>Agriculture
>Medicine
>Magic (+2 from having the University of Moscow)
>Infantry Weaponry
>Vehicles
>Industrial Equipment
>Write-In
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>>303445
>>Agriculture
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>>303445
>>Agriculture
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>>303445
>Agriculture
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>>303445
>>Agriculture
Obviously.
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>>303445
>Agriculture
Can someone pray for a good roll? Otherwise were fucked
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>>303445
>agriculture
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>>303445
>>Agriculture
For god and country.
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Looks like Agriculture wins.

Select from the following.

>Draconic Terraforming: Using some scales, blood, and minor mutagen, you can start transforming the landscape to be much more fertile, depending on the blood of whatever color dragon you get it from... However, this may change the landscape...
>Slaughterhouses: You need cattle. You don't need family farms, it uses up too much space... Perhaps factories dedicated to meat production could work?
>Soylent Green Hunger has gotten to be a huge issue in Sweden... Prehaps something to quell and use the masses will work suitably?
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>>303478
>Draconic Terraforming: Using some scales, blood, and minor mutagen, you can start transforming the landscape to be much more fertile, depending on the blood of whatever color dragon you get it from... However, this may change the landscape...
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>>303478
>Soylent Green Hunger has gotten to be a huge issue in Sweden... Prehaps something to quell and use the masses will work suitably?
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>>303478
>>Slaughterhouses: You need cattle. You don't need family farms, it uses up too much space... Perhaps factories dedicated to meat production could work?
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>>303478
>Draconic Terraforming: Using some scales, blood, and minor mutagen, you can start transforming the landscape to be much more fertile, depending on the blood of whatever color dragon you get it from... However, this may change the landscape...
let's be merciful.
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>>303478
>elfelent green
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>>303478
>Draconic Terraforming: Using some scales, blood, and minor mutagen, you can start transforming the landscape to be much more fertile, depending on the blood of whatever color dragon you get it from... However, this may change the landscape...
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Whelp, roll me a 1d20-3 for Terraforming.
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>303499
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cant we use for god and for contry
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Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>303499
Lenin eat your heart out.
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>>303505
WHY
H
Y
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Rolled 12 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>303499
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>>303510
This.
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Well... Anons, do you want to use For God and Country to reroll?

>Yes
>No
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>>303522
>yes
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>>303522
For God and Country to reroll?
that not how it works at all it dos is change the -3 to a +3
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>>303512
Chillaxe it was only a 2.

>>303522
>Yes
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>>303522
>Yes
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Just a question, anons... Is there a 1d4chan about this quest? Because I think this is the next Huge Quest.

>>303535
>>303535
Son of a bitch, your right. I assumed that was a reroll or something.

Looks like using God and Country to turn
>>303514
into a 15 wins.

Writing.
>>
15

Success!

You work fervently in your laboratory... You create a sort of terraforming potion... Suck it, Lenin! Fascism always wins over Communism!

You have three terraforming potion recipes.

>Tundra Terraform: When used, the terrain in a 50 mile distance will start turning abnormally cold, into limited tundra.
>Draconic Grasslands: When used, the terrain in a 50 mile distance will become warm... But overtime, the grasslands will start turning... Well. A little strange, such as reddish grass, and red water.
>Desert: When used, will turn the terrain in a 50 mile distance into desert. May turn Water into lava, if directly injected into it.

Actions

>Begin to use the Draconic Grasslands on Sweden's terrain.
>Begin to use the Draconic Grasslands in a territory (specify)
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>>303551
>Is there a 1d4chan about this quest?
no
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>>303575
>Draconic Grasslands: When used, the terrain in a 50 mile distance will become warm... But overtime, the grasslands will start turning... Well. A little strange, such as reddish grass, and red water.
>Begin to use the Draconic Grasslands in a territory (specify)
The russian tundra
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>>303575
>>Begin to use the Draconic Grasslands in a territory (specify)
russia
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>>303575
>>Tundra Terraform: When used, the terrain in a 50 mile distance will start turning abnormally cold, into limited tundra.
>Begin to use the Draconic Grasslands in a territory (specify)
Somewhere in Russia.
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>>303575
Draconic grasslands in Russia. Particularly the cold parts of Russia further east.
>>
Roll me a 1d20-3 for how well the terraforming goes.
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Rolled 20 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>303591
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>>303593
Looks like we just turned russia into a farmers heaven.
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>>303593
Proletariat aproves of their new leader.
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>>303593
20-3=17

Critical Success!

Well... Good news, and bad news.

Good news: Russia may just become the breadbasket of the earth yet.
Bad news: Russian crops have been reported to be slightly different then usual, such as being slightly red, being fucking large, or growing small scales. This is no doubt an improvement. Oh, also the water in Russia has turned dark red. You might of used a little too much terraforming regent.

The Food Crisis is over, and Russian Winter no longer applies to Russia... Congratulations. Oh, you've also gotten a fuckton more income.

You decide to finish up jet research.. Roll me a 1d20-3 to see if you can finish it up.
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>>303593
Oh my
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>>303618
We should have a look at what this might mean to the squishy humans. Also bears.

We might have accidentialy created dragon bears.
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Rolled 7 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>303618
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>>303627
Whelp, you may have to... Well. Crusade against the furry menace?

Both the culture, and the animals. Everyone knows they aren't animals until they have proper scales.
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Rolled 1 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>303636
that pic is for ants
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>>303628
They really don't want us to have those jets. Any traces of foreign interference?
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>>303642
Keep rolling guys! We might be able to balance this out with a 20!
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>303618
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>>303642
We may need to mutate the pesants to keep the crops from eating them.
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>303636
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>303647
>>
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

rolling
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>>303642
Late at night, below the bowels of the earth, two scientist discuss their plans.

"You know what would be a great idea, Haroldr?"

"What?"

"We should put in fucktons of mead, energy drinks, and some of that weird fuel Renexizious left down here!"

"That sounds like a great idea!"

Later that very night, the base was blown up in a massive fireball to prevent it falling into NATO's hands, since a spy was found eating a sandwich in the cafeteria at the exact moment the two scientists came up with the idea.

Meanwhile, back at home you gather the gang for yet another night of... Dungeons and Dragons.

Last time, they ambushed the Imperial Legion and failed... Now, it seems they attempt to intercept the Legion!

What will you do?

>Make the Imperial Legion prepared for the ambush...
>Make the Imperial Legion unprepared.
>Make the Imperial Legion relaxed...
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>>303681
>>Make the Imperial Legion prepared for the ambush...
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>>303681
>>Make the Imperial Legion prepared for the ambush...
Gotta let that heat go down.
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>>303681
>>Make the Imperial Legion prepared for the ambush...
>>
>2,113,000 total income
holy shit
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>>303681
Does this mean we now are able to create giant fireball
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>>303698
Sadly, no. The scientists died, so you cannot into explosives.

If you guys rolled a 20, I was fully prepared to make an atmospheric jet. I swear to God.
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You make the the Imperial Legion fully prepared, as you try not to squish miniatures. The players call off the ambush, and instead set up a trap ahead, consisting of kobolds in holes, armed with spears.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if their plan fails.
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>303709
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>303709
Decent thought.
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

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>>303720
>>303720
Failure!

You attempt to prepare the Legion, but the kobolds you made are too overpowered! The legion's mighty 18 AC get's fucking destroyed by the kobold menace.

The players and the Hextorians rush out of the forest, straight at the legion.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if the Legion holds up against this.
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>303725
>>
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

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Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>303725
Didn't brother reynold basically imprison everyone in the last session?
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>303746
You must of missed the second session mang.

18+2=20

The legion narrowly repeals the players, but Claw says he's going to try and target their leader. Maybe they'll surrender or something.

Claw rolls.

Actions

>Make the difficulty DC: 16
>Make the DC: 14
>Make the DC: 12
>Write-In
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>>303757
>>Make the DC: 14
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>>303757
>Make the DC: 14
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Rolled 12 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

Claw fails, and rolls a 6+2=8.

He apparently gets hit in the face and knocked out. Claw then proceeds to say.

"Even in game, and in real life."

He sighs just a little.

The rest of the group is attempting to extract Claw from the danger zone, and trying to retreat with the Hextorians. Rolling for how well they manage to escape while dragging Claw: The Werewolf Paladin in Full Plate Armor.
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>>303782
>>303782
They barely manage to get away, but find themselves in the forest, lost.

What do?

>Suddenly, Driders!
>Suddenly, you see a light in the distance...
>You notice the ground is shifting...
>Write-In
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>>303788
>You notice the ground is shifting...
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>>303788
>you hear a mighty Roar from inside a cave
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>>303788
>The trees are almost lifelike...
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>>303788
>>You notice the ground is shifting...
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>>303804
Ooh. This.
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>>303258
God damn. If we keep getting the large mutation are we literally gonna become the worldeater?
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>>303804
this
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>>303816
...
That is one of the endings, yes. Though it won't be as grimdark as you think it is.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

"You all notice the trees are almost li-"

Hans, interrupts.

"I ROLL FOR FUCKING PERCEPTION! I AIN'T GETTING KIDNAPPED BY KOBOLDS AGAIN!"

"...Roll."

What do?

>Suddenly, kobolds come out and kidnap Hans!
>Suddenly, a tree grabs Hans!
>Suddenly, a worm burrows up and grabs Hans!
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>>303837
>Suddenly, a tree grabs Hans!
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>303837
>>303837
And I used wrong pair of dice because I am autistic.
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>>303827
>it won't be as grimdark as you think it is
more or less
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>>303837
>Suddenly, a tree grabs Hans!
HAUNTED FOREST TIME BITCHES
!
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>>303837
>>Suddenly, a tree grabs Hans!
>>
>>303845
More. Alot more.
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Suddenly, a tree grabs Hans,.

"Son of a bittttccchhhh!

"I don't make that sound!"

"Too late, your already kidnapped."

"Son of a bitch."

"See!"

The players chase after Hans again.

What do?

>They find Hans in a forest grove, surrounded by strange trees, and floating orbs. Which may or may not be like the ones in Moscow you found.
>They find Hans pinned to a tree, and all alcohol stolen off him.
>Turns out the tree was a cunning disguise by goblins!
>Write-In
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>>303878
>>They find Hans in a forest grove, surrounded by strange trees, and floating orbs. Which may or may not be like the ones in Moscow you found.
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>>303878
>They find Hans pinned to a tree, and all alcohol stolen off him.
Make sure they also took his pants.
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>>303878
>>They find Hans in a forest grove, surrounded by strange trees, and floating orbs. Which may or may not be like the ones in Moscow you found.
Don't take the booze away, don't be that GM.
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"You see infront of you a grove, with floating orbs and Hans, right in the middle."

Smaug proceeds to telepatchically tell you.

"I bet my entire horde that the priest guy's gonna try and eat that orb! I saw him at the class about you!"

"...Why didn't you tell me? Also, you don't have a horde."

"You forget one thing, Renexizious-san..."

"Why do you keep calling me tha-"

"YOU FORGET I AM FIRE! THAT I AM DEATH INCARNATE!"

"Right..."

Reinhold announces to the group that they are the "Two Balls of the Empire" or something, and a small giggle comes from Anitta. Reinhold proceeds to say "With luck, we can use it to further use our magical powers... I advocate myself for using the twin balls!"

Claw then says he'll use one of the balls as well.

What do?

>They are exactly like the orbs in Moscow.
>Ha! It's a trap!
>No, but it's a random effect... Sort of like what it did to you.
>Write-In
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>>303910
>No, but it's a random effect... Sort of like what it did to you.
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>>303910
>>They are exactly like the orbs in Moscow.
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>>303910
>No, but it's a random effect... Sort of like what it did to you.
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>>303910
>>No, but it's a random effect... Sort of like what it did to you.
>>
Whelp...

Effects.

>Will mutate them.
>Will turn the undead?
>Will turn one undead, the other mutates?
>They change race?
>They change gender?
>Write-In
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>>303928
>mutate
Let's try and stay away from magical realm
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>>303928
>One shrinks to a foot tall, the other becomes a giant.
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>>303928
>>Will mutate them.
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>>303928
>Will mutate them.
>>
Well then..

>Custom Mutation? (Write-In for a mutation basically.)
>Just roll for it, anons?
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>>303944
>Just roll for it, anons?
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>>303944
>>Just roll for it,
>>
Rolled 80, 16 = 96 (2d100)

Whelp, rolling.
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>>303957
>>303957
Reinhold has the grass around him catch on fire and die nearly in an instant (Fire Aura.)
Claw however... Claw has become fat. He can barely fit in his armor now. (Fat)

After that, you call off the session, and go to sleep, lacking your wife, who's probably in the kitchen.

Upgrade Time.

Your Upgrade. (I know it's a little soon, but I already had a plan to give out a mutation today. It's basically Dragon Christmas I guess.)

>Upgrade a Mutation/Ability.
>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Extremely Unstable Mutation

Claw Mutations

>Stable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
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>>303969
>>Stable Mutation
>Stable Mutation
>>
>>303969
>Upgrade a Mutation/Ability.
Heavy scales
>Stable Mutation
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>>303969
>large upgrade
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>>303969
>Stable Mutation
>Stable Mutation
>>
>>303985
>>303985
NO FUCK YOU
>>
Looks like Stable wins.

Your Mutations.

>Slimy: You grow a slight slime on your scales. (+1 Agility, -1 Charisma)
>Expanded Lungs: Allows you to use Body instead of Agility on Breathe Attacks. Also makes breathe attacks more extreme.
>Enlarged Hindquarters: What it says on the tin. A joke mutation. (Free, I guess, since it has literally no effect.)
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>>304008
>Expanded Lungs: Allows you to use Body instead of Agility on Breathe Attacks. Also makes breathe attacks more extreme.
Seems like the only one appropriate for the Draconic King of Sweden
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>>304008
>lungs
Could you say they'd be Large Lungs
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>>304008
>>Expanded Lungs: Allows you to use Body instead of Agility on Breathe Attacks. Also makes breathe attacks more extreme.
>>Enlarged Hindquarters: What it says on the tin. A joke mutation. (Free, I guess, since it has literally no effect.)
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>>304016
I don't see the joke. Pls enlighten me.

I honestly don't know why I had the expanded ass mutation in there, mostly just as a joke and so it could take up a slot. Just going to say it's free if you can't read my horrible text or scrolled all the way down here, I guess.
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>>304008
>>Expanded Lungs: Allows you to use Body instead of Agility on Breathe Attacks. Also makes breathe attacks more extreme.
Enlarged headquarters is too close to a fetish I'm really not into.
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>>304031
The lungs after getting expanded lungs would be greater in size than the lungs we had before
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>>304048
Fuck, now I feel disgusted with my self once I realized that people have this as a fetish. And I forgot that.

Alright, moving on.

You get increased lung size. Now, for claw.

>Slight Ice Aura: Claw now receives a slight aura of ice around him.
>Ice Breath: Claw receives Ice Breath.
>Necrotic Breath: Claw can resurrect the dead for a few minutes with this breath.
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>>304069
>>Ice Breath: Claw receives Ice Breath.
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>>304069
>Slight Ice Aura: Claw now receives a slight aura of ice around him.
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>>304069
>Slight Ice Aura: Claw now receives a slight aura of ice around him.
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>>304069
Mate you have had at least four fetishes if not more in your game already without thinking about it, if you are worried about this one then trust me, either you are unaware of the magic realms you have crossed, don't care, think they are a joke or have them!


If you are curious as to those fetishes just ask.
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>>304099
I can only see a scalie fetish. On the Nazi Experiment Quest however there's the obvious fur thing but when Ivanka went full psychpath cannibal I could see a vore fetish. Granted that I'm just somewhat sensitive/paranoid and those haven't actually taken root.
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>>304099
I... I kind of don't want to know. I hope I didn't attract anyone based on their fetishes or whatever, as I'm mostly just doing those as a sort of joke, and I don't really care. Or a little unaware. I just want to have a good time, along with other anons.

I don't think I want to know, ignorance is bliss after all...

Claw now has a slight Ice Aura.

So I think that's where I'm going to end it tonight. Tomorrow I will continue this.
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>>304113
Night man
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>>304113
Actually the count is now seven fetishes thanks to this anon reminding me about furries, scalies and the presence of the spider-human hybrids means also arachnophiliacs or insect-lovers depending on how precise you want to be.
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>>304127
Forgot to link to the anon --> >>304112
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>>304127
Fuck it, it's 4chan, your gonna run into weird fetishes, such as the floor tile guy, and you might as well continue with it. If someone jacks off to it, that's their problem, not mine. I'm going to write stuff that I like writing, or I think other people enjoy and won't get too disgusted by. Or have a fetish as joke, like the S.S uniform gag we have.
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>>304127
Don't forget when Elizabeth and the concubines got pregnant and started to stuff their faces and got real fat.
>>
Whelp, when I wake up I'm going to bet there is going to be an entire list of fetishes that may be in the quest, won't there?
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>>304145
Those were two of the original fetishes but I won't mention the rest as the QM has requested thus... however...

>>304169
QM if you say "no" to this post then I won't post a list of present fetishes.
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>>304228
At least put it in spoilers, mang.
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>>304237
Mate I know what I'm doing, I wrote lewd for Boac quest without being banned purely because everything I wrote was implications (in spoilers). In this case I am not going to write lewd merely list fetish names in spoilers.
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>>304247
Shit just noticed your ID, never mind you responded and thus I won't post unless, like five anons ask or some shit.
>>
Whelp, I'm back and continuing.

Select three National Actions

>Research Something,
>Papal Actions
>Construct Something
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Reform Government
>Spread Religion
>Spread Culture
>Encourage Industry
>Diplomacy
>Espionage
>Forge a claim...
>Restart research on the Jet project.
>Write-In

Personal Actions (1)

>Talk to your Wife
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to Maria... You haven't really talked to her... Well. Ever.
>Talk to Charlemagne, he's got to be doing something important after all... He is your son.
>Call for more Concubines.
>Talk to Amaya.
>Read Something
>Go to the University.
>Talk to a Political Party Leader
>Talk to a Vassal
>Write-in
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>>305413
Research
Talk to char char
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>>305413
>Construct Something
>Restart research on the Jet project.
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Talk to Maria... You haven't really talked to her... Well. Ever.
>>
>>305418
You still have two N.A's left.
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>>305428
Visit chink dragoon and go to mongolia
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>>305413
>Research Something,
>Restart research on the Jet project.
>Encourage Industry
>Go to the University.
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>>305413
>Research Something,
>Restart research on the Jet project.
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Talk to Charlemagne, he's got to be doing something important after all... He is your son.
>>
Alright, looks like Restart Research, Research, talk to Charlemagne, and Recruit wins.

Let's get research out of the way first off.

Roll me a 1d20-2 for Researching.
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Rolled 9 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>305470
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Rolled 11 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>305470
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Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>305470
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>>305470
Which stat affects research rolls?
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>>305482
16-2=14

Borderline Success!

Research has restarted on the Mark One jet fighter... Of course, you'll need to spend more time to finish it up.

>>305483
Leadership, may extend this later to each action having a particular skill. Which I think I might do now.

Now, it's time for SCIENCE!

What research, anons?

>Millitary-grade Dragonfuel. (HARD)
>Races
>Enhanced Anti-Air
>Enhanced Anti-Tank
>Mutations
>Propaganda (OUTDATED)
>Education
>Religion.
>Enhanced Agriculture
>Medicine
>Magic (+2 from having the University of Moscow)
>Infantry Weaponry
>Vehicles
>Industrial Equipment
>Write-In
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>>305487
>>Propaganda (OUTDATED)
>>
>>305487
>Medicine
>>
>>305413
>Research Something,
>Go to the University.
>>
Did you fifnish calculating how large we are in hlaf dragon and dragonblood forms?
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>>305487
>Industrial Equipment
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>>305495
Yep, check character sheet: Current Sizes
>>
>>305487
>Propaganda (OUTDATED)
Especially since we got that imperialist fervour going on
>>
Looks like Propoganda Wins.

Select from the following.

FASCIST UNIQUE AVALIABLE!

>Workers United: Propaganda depicting workers working hard for the glory of the Empire. This will make the average worker more proud and loyal, and get you more money and possibly more soldiers for the Volunteers. (FASCIST UNIQUE)
>United Races: Propaganda depicting different species working together for the Empire. This will make secondary species such as Lycanthropes and Yuan-Ti more loyal. Will also slightly contribute to Imperial Volunteer limit.
>Father Renexizious Needs You: Propoganda depicting the army and different species in it. Army costs will be slightly reduced when recruiting other species, and Imperial Volunteers gain more men. Military Loyalty goes up.
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>>305487
>>Propaganda (OUTDATED)
>>
>>305505
>>Workers United: Propaganda depicting workers working hard for the glory of the Empire. This will make the average worker more proud and loyal, and get you more money and possibly more soldiers for the Volunteers. (FASCIST UNIQUE)
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>>305505
>Workers United: Propaganda depicting workers working hard for the glory of the Empire. This will make the average worker more proud and loyal, and get you more money and possibly more soldiers for the Volunteers. (FASCIST UNIQUE)
>>
>>305497

In the sheet at the very start Renexizious is written as still being nine stories tall.

Also, how is Claw over 10 000 tons? He is so much smaller than us, and we are merely 20k.
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>>305513
Wait, what? Gonna fix that, must of fucked up somewhere.
>>
Looks like Workers United wins.

Roll me a 1d20-2 for researching this.
>>
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>305524
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Rolled 10 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>305524
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Rolled 13 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>305524
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>>305513
Economy section adds up to 910K income and 495K expences. Also, why Expences are named "Deficit"?

The rest seems goodd.
>>
Will wisdom rolls ever appear again?
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>>305540
I don't remember why, honestly.

13-2=11

Borderline Success!

You employ a few artists, but right now it seems as if the art style... May be slightly negative. You of course, "take care" of the dissident artists. You'll need an additional turn, but luckily it should be easier.

Sweden has gotten a new party, calling itself I.R.U.S, which is similar to the U.C.F.S, but instead says they support secondary species, and "uplifting" them. It is still quite loyal to you, and has gotten quite a few members... Do you wish to deal with this faction, or continue on with your actions?

>You should make sure they aren't going to try and pull any "humans are undermensch" or something like that.
>...They might try to abolish Drow and Yuan-Ti slavery. Have the party outlawed.
>Continue on, you will let the party grow and go from there.
>>
>>305549
>>305549
If I don't forget them, then maybe. I generally will use it in diplomacy/anticipating other people's actions, etc... It's rarely used because there really isn't too much to use it for, unless you guys explicitly want to use it for something.
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>>305558
>You should make sure they aren't going to try and pull any "humans are undermensch" or something like that.
>>
>>305558
>Continue on, you will let the party grow and go from there.
Just incase plant someone in thier party so they dont pull anything regarding magical races and humans.
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>>305558
>>You should make sure they aren't going to try and pull any "humans are undermensch" or something like that.
>>
You send some of the new acolytes of the Inquisition to make sure they aren't going to try and eliminate the majority race, which is Humanity. You don't really want to deal with racial superiority just yet.

Recruitment Time!

Please check the character sheet for what you can recruit... I don't think I can actually copy and past it all here. Keep in mind, soldiers cost population, so remember that... Also, I just realized I haven't actually given the Dwarves any soldiers or the Elves any... So choose while I write them up.
>>
>>305558
>You should make sure they aren't going to try and pull any "humans are undermensch" or something like that.
>>
>>305583
50 Dwarven Sharpshooters
150 Saab-18 Bombers
>>
>>305583
Since we have the medium glacial dragon tank in production could we pick that as one of the options?
>>
>>305613
>>305613
Of course, you can pick anything in the options, though excessive amounts of units will take a few months to recruit.
>>
>>305583
20 Glacial Dragon Tanks
>>
Going to end this in about 15 minutes, also units have 1/10th of their cost added as maintenance per month, so keep that in mind/
>>
Alright, so we have three proposals.

>>305609
50 Dwarven Sharpshooters. (50k per month)
150 Saab-18 Bombers. (45,000 per month.)

OR

>>305631
20 Glacial Dragon Tanks (70,000 maintenance cost per month.)

Choose one.

>Proposal One
>Proposal Two
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>>305676
>Proposal One
>>
>>305676
>Proposal Two
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>>305676
>Proposal One
>>
Proposal one passes.

Now, after you finish up sending out the notices of recruitment, the bell in your library rings. It seems you are needed again.

You go outside, and see your servant.

"Yes yes... What do you want now?"

"Well, m'lord... The Serbian Emperor wants to speak to you about your crusade against the Turks."

Actions

>Fine, you will talk to the Serbian Emperor.
>No, it is unnecessary, besides you already pissed him off, why not go a little further?
>>
>>305706
>>Fine, you will talk to the Serbian Emperor.
>>
>>305706
>Fine, you will talk to the Serbian Emperor.
>>
>>305706
>>No, it is unnecessary, besides you already pissed him off, why not go a little further?
>>
"Very well. I will speak to the Emperor, now out of the way mortal, I have to speak to the serb."

You head to the guest room's chambers, and see Constantine XIII waiting for you.

"Well, I see your here."

"You wanted to talk about the crusade."

"Yes. I know my people cannot stand against you in a full-blown war... I have come here to offer you something you may not be able to resist."

"What is it?"

"If you grant us Constantinople, and Antolia, I would.."

He takes a gulp.

"I... I would be willing to be your vassal."

"Truly? Why is this?

"I... I cannot say Renexizious, let me just say I would not approach you under any other circumstance."

Actions

>Press further.
>Agree, it'll be rather interesting.
>The people of Serbia hate you... How about an alliance instead?
>Disagree, Constantinople is yours, and yours alone!
>Write-In
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>>305726
>Press further.
>>
>>305726
>>Press further.
>>
>>305726
>Press further.
He sounds suspicious. There might be some sort of secret in Constantinople
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+7 for pressing further.
>>
Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>305738
>>
Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>305738
>>
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>305738
>>
Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>305738
>>
>>305745
>>305746
Posted at the same time -_-
>>
>>305742
>>305744
>>305745
Welp. He's not going to tell us anything.
>>
>>305742
>>305742
7+7=14

(I'm going to make barbaric more narrative now!)

Borderline Failure.

"I cannot go into further detail, she would kill me."

"She? Who is controlling you?"

He sweats nerviously.

"She would kill me! I already promised I would not tell you as much as I did."

Well... Shit.

>You feel angry. He will tell you his secrets. (Use Barbaric)
>No, you're more civilized than that.
>>
>>305750
You were late by a fraction of a second. Possibly, the reason why you were fourth was your Ping. You didin't get to win because you are just not american enough.
>>
>>305753
>No, you're more civilized than that.
>>
>>305753
>You feel angry. He will tell you his secrets. (Use Barbaric)
>>
>>305754
Dude I live in MN we just got meth lab Internet over here
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>>305753
>>No, you're more civilized than that.
>>
>>305753
>You feel angry. He will tell you his secrets. (Use Barbaric)

I have a question OP. Is there any way to undo how HUGE we've become. Being over 12 ft in human form is almost too much for me to bear.
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>>305766
>>305766
N...No, not really. I mean, I guess I'll add in a mutation for shrinkage. You could also upgrade shapeshift again I guess.
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>>305760
This rarararatsrstsseessrffvbbhb
>>
Whelp, reroll me a 1d20, no modifier.
>>
>>305773
But we have two votes for both?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>305773
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>305773
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>>305777
Clearly, the Dice Gods disagree with your anti-gains ideas.
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>>305774
>>305774
No anon, there's three for ANGER and two for more civilized.

Also, for some reason you just reminded me you get hungry once you us-

>>305777
barbaric
...
...
...
...

yes anon-chan
you have served your dark master, Tzeentch well.

Writing. Take the anime girl to soften the pain of what is to come.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>305773
>>
>>305781
SHIT! we just ate him probably, or half the palace staff. Maybe both.
>>
>>305777
1
Critical Failure! On a barbaric roll!

Your angry, this asshole won't tell you his secret...
Your stomach growls for a literal three minutes, and you feel HUNGRY. You look at the man, and an idea comes to mind.

Actions.

>Accept his vassalage, you need food, so we go off to hunt once more.
>Decline his vassalage, you need food, off to hunt again.
>Grab him, and dangle him over your mouth. If he won't tell you, you'll just eat him. (Intimidate, If failure you will eat an important figure, and lose relations with most nations.)
>Write-In
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>>305791
We probably buttraped him on the spot to make him speak.

Taking a 12 inch dragon cock is never good
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>>305798
>Grab him, and dangle him over your mouth. If he won't tell you, you'll just eat him. (Intimidate, If failure you will eat an important figure, and lose relations with most nations.)
>>
>>305798
>>Decline his vassalage, you need food, off to hunt again.
>>
>>305798
>Decline his vassalage, you need food, off to hunt again.

We can restart discussions another day.
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>>305798
>>Grab him, and dangle him over your mouth. If he won't tell you, you'll just eat him. (Intimidate, If failure you will eat an important figure, and lose relations with most nations.)
Pray to fucking RNG
>>
>>305798
>>Grab him, and dangle him over your mouth. If he won't tell you, you'll just eat him. (Intimidate, If failure you will eat an important figure, and lose relations with most nations.)
>>
Looks like intimidate wins.

Roll me a 1d20+9 for intimidate. (+2 because that would be fucking terrifying.)
>>
Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>305811
If we fail this, could we make it look like he never even got to our palace?
>>
Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>305811
Perhaps I can redeem myself
>>
NO MORE ROLLS PLEASE
>>
Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>305811
>>
>>305814
14+9=23

Great Success!

You grab him, and hold the twenty-four year old emperor over your mouth. Acid is slowly trickling down your mouth, and he yelps.

"Oh shit! Ok, ok! I'll tell you!"

"WHO THE FUCK IS CONTROLLING YOU!"

"...No one is! I swear!"

You lower him closer to an acidic grave.

"Fine! I'm... I'm in love with your daughter."

"Wait, what? You do realize my daughter is a half-dragon right?"

"...I'm not proud of it, alright?"

Heh, this guy is a fucking deviant.

"So you want to surrender so you can get closer to my daughter?"

"...Yes, also because I know you'll kick my ass."

"That last bit is true. SERVANTS!"

A servant scrambles in.

"GET ME SOME BUTTER!"

"Y-Yes my lord!"

Actions

>This guy is alright. Set him down.
>Yeah, fuck no, does your daughter even know about this guy?
>...Eat him, you don't want a human of all people trying to date your daughter.
>Write-In

Laughing my ass off when I rolled privately for what controlled him...
>>
>>305839
>This guy is alright. Set him down.
Make sure to tell him we have plenty of space in our dungeon if he does anything to her.
>>
>>305839
>>This guy is alright. Set him down.
>>
>>305839
>>This guy is alright. Set him down.
>>
>>305846
This
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>>305839
>This guy is alright. Set him down.

We shall entertain this possible romance. Chances are it'll fail but we will consider it.
>>
>>305839
>This guy is alright. Set him down.
>>
>>305839
>This guy is alright. Set him down.
>>
You set him down.

"Alright, so you want to date my daughter?"

"I... I didn't come here to date your daughter, I came here to offer my vassalage.."

You roll your eyes. Sure.

A huge bowl of liquid butter comes for you, which is easily the size of the young emperor. You eat it in front of him, and he cringes just a little.

"Alright, we're going to set up some ground rules... First off, you pull anything and you'll be in the dungeon. Second off, don't fuck with me."

"I just sai-"

"Shut it, I'm willing to entertain this, though I doubt it'll work out."

He nods, sweat still dripping down his regal robes.

"Well... Uh. Do you accept my vassalage?"

Actions

>Sure.
>Nope.
>Sure, you won't get Constantinople or Anatolia, but you'll get to date my daughter, I guess. (Diplomacy)
>Write-In
>>
>>305870
>>Sure, you won't get Constantinople or Anatolia, but you'll get to date my daughter, I guess. (Diplomacy)
>>
>>305870
>>Sure.
>>
>>305870
>Sure.
>>
>>305870
>Sure, you won't get Constantinople or Anatolia, but you'll get to date my daughter, I guess. (Diplomacy)
>>
>>305870
>Sure.
>>
>>305870
>Sure, you won't get Constantinople or Anatolia, but you'll get to date my daughter, I guess. (Diplomacy)
>>
"Very well, Serbian, I accept."

"Good. So.. Am I still an emperor?"

"...No. You'll be an Archduke, I suppose."

He sighs.

"I suppose this is the price of peace, my liege."

"Yep. Now, about my daughter."

He blushes and somehow sweats more.

Actions

>Allow him to date your daughter.
>Yeah, no.
>Yeah... He's going to do it now, whether he likes it or not. Call your daughter in.
>Write-In
>>
>>305890
This.
>>
>>305870
>>Sure.
>>
>>305907
>>Allow him to date your daughter.
>>
>>305907
>Yeah... He's going to do it now, whether he likes it or not. Call your daughter in.
>>
>>305907
>>Allow him to date your daughter.
>>
>>305907
>Allow him to date your daughter.

Also, introduce the two to eachother, but don't tell our daughter that Serbian Emperor basically sold his country for a chance.
>>
>>305907
>Allow him to date your daughter.
Royal marriages, paying off well.
>>
"I'll allow you to date my daughter... I'd recommend you introduce yourself to her before you leave."

"...Thank you, my lord."

"Alright, good luck then... SERVANTS! I DEMAND MORE BUTTER! ALSO GET ME SOME OF THAT WHEAT FROM RUSSIA!"

You spend the rest of the day in the kitchen, eating for SICK GAINS.

...I'm going to roll privately for how well the relationship will go, because I don't trust /qst/ dice to not grant me 3 nat ones in a fucking row, but next post you guys will get a brief description on how the introduction goes.
>>
>>305946
Their introduction to each other is... Interesting. Reviere gives some advice to Constantine, Constantine actual asks your daughter out on a date, getting some flowers from Reviere. She blushes and actually gives him a kiss on the check, claiming she learned it from Reviere. It seems the two do have in fact, a date. Reviere gives a slight fist pump, knowing he did his duty.

After that, you decide to talk to Charlemagne.

Who is missing.

Shit.

Actions

>Find Svana and ask her where Charlemagne went.
>Find Elizabeth and ask her where Charlemagne is.
>Try to find Charlemagne yourself.
>Ask his best friend, Reviere where the fuck Charlemagne is.
>Write-In
>>
>>305966
>>Ask his best friend, Reviere where the fuck Charlemagne is.
>>
>>305966
>Find Elizabeth and ask her where Charlemagne is.
>>
>>305966
>>Ask his best friend, Reviere where the fuck Charlemagne is.
>>
You ask Reviere where Charlemagne is.

"Monsieur, Charlemagne is down at the local... Tavern, trying to get drunk."

"What? Since when?"

"Since Svana found him being allured by another woman, she kicked him out for a few days."

"...My son was trying to date another girl?"

"He nearly succeeded as well, monsieur. It is a shame. Svana is trying to chase him down to "choke a bitch"

Shit, seems like your son might have some problems with Svana then.

>Yeah... Don't get involved.
>Go down to that tavern and cheer up your son.
>Try to persuade Svana not to choke someone to death.
>Write-In
>>
>>305988
>Try to persuade Svana not to choke someone to death.
>>
>>305988
>>Try to persuade Svana not to choke someone to death.
>>
>>305988
>Try to persuade Svana not to choke someone to death.
>>
You go to find Svana, which isn't too hard as servants are claiming a "Yuan-Ti with two machine guns is trying to find someone named Katja." You find her not shortly after, pissed the fuck off.

"Svana, put down the guns before you accidently shoot someone."

"That ssson of a bitch is hitting on someone called Katja! I must kill her!"

"...Why are you intent on killing her?"

"She tried to steal my boyfriend! My honor as a soldier demands she dies!"

Yeah...

Actions

>Wish her luck, and evacuate.
>Tell her to put down the guns at least, she doesn't need to shoot up the place. (Charisma)
>Tell her to calm down. It's probably a mistake, Charlemagne is extremely non-degenerate anyways. (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>306019
>Wish her luck, and evacuate.
But watch from afar
>>
>>306019
>>Tell her to put down the guns at least, she doesn't need to shoot up the place. (Charisma)
>>
>>306019
>Tell her to calm down. It's probably a mistake, Charlemagne is extremely non-degenerate anyways. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>306019
>Tell her to calm down. It's probably a mistake, Charlemagne is extremely non-degenerate anyways. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d3)

Looks like a tie.

1=Watch
2=Put it down.
3=Tell her to calm down.
>>
Whelp, I rolled a little late, so I guess telling her to calm down wins. Roll me a 1d20+7
>>
Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>
Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>306043
>>
>>306049
16+7=23

Great Success

"Come on, put down the guns and we'll talk. What happened?"

She puts down the guns, and nearly cries. You kind of want to give her a hug, but that would be weird.

"I.. I saw Charlemagne hug anot... Another girl."

"Just hug?"

"Y-Yeah."

She wipes away tears.

"Not even kiss? Just hug?"

"...Yeah."

You look entertained, on purpose.

"He's not cheating, he has his own friends you know. Why don't you talk to Katja on why she hugged him, instead trying to murder and possibly eat her?"

She sighs.

"Alright Renexizious. I will find her and just talk to her... But I swear if she lies I will crush her..."

She slithers away. You could watch, or just talk to your son.

Actions

>Nah, talk to your son.
>You want to watch where this goes.
>Write-In
>>
>>306063
>>Nah, talk to your son.
>>
>>306063
>You want to watch where this goes.

She might sperg out again and I don't want to have to explain to our son the practice of necromantic revival of loved ones.
>>
>>306063
>>Nah, talk to your son.
>>
>>306063
>You want to watch where this goes.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Looks like a tie.

1=Watch.
2=Go to son.
>>
You head down to the bar in Stockholm, and find Charlemagne drinking a fuckton of mead. About five tankards worth. Most of the patrons have fled, so you take a seat next to him, and pat him on the back.

"Dad. I fucked up."

"Yeah, I heard about the Katja thing."

"Yeeeahhh.... Svana's pissed."

"I took care of it."

"Oh, good I guess... I'm fairly sure Katja was a kike bitch anyway."

"Watch your language, you don't know if a lizardjew could overhear."

He laughs a little.

"You know Dad... Why exactly am I heir? Wouldn't Viktor or Revenaris do better? They are dragons are all."

Oh...

Actions

>Down some mead, and tell him that he's the firstborn, and therefor in charge. Not even Viktor or Revenaris will take that away.
>Tell him that you never actually specified him heir... (Designate someone else as heir?)
>Write-In
>>
>>306124
>Down some mead, and tell him that he's the firstborn, and therefor in charge. Not even Viktor or Revenaris will take that away.
>>
>>306124
>>Down some mead, and tell him that he's the firstborn, and therefor in charge. Not even Viktor or Revenaris will take that away.
>>
>>306124
>Tell him that you never actually specified him heir... (Designate someone else as heir?)
Although he could be a arch-Pope or something
>>
>>306136
That's vikky,and char char is heir
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>>306124
>>Down some mead, and tell him that he's the firstborn, and therefor in charge. Not even Viktor or Revenaris will take that away.
>>
>>306124
>Down some mead, and tell him that he's the firstborn, and therefor in charge. Not even Viktor or Revenaris will take that away.
>>
>>306141
Viktor is in America and running for president. He can't be pope as well.
>>
>>306124
>Write-In

"You are my firstborn, so long as you don't abdicate the throne, die, try to kill me or another member of the royal family or some shit like that you'll be next in line. If you want off of it though you can ask me to assign another."
>>
>>306158
this
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>>306158
This
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>>306158
Bingo.
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"Son... Of course your heir."

"But why?"

"Your the firstborn, it is your right. Not even Viktor or Revenaris can take that away."

"Yeah... I guess so. Say dad, remember that drawing I made for you when I was little?"

"...The one where you portrayed me burning down a village with crayon?"

"Yeah, that. Well, I found that again today, Mom took it away and attempted to frame it in the library."

"Huh. I guess Elizabeth kind of misses you."

The two of you chug down another tankard of mead.

"Dad, just wondering, what exactly do you want from the people of Sweden? You've never actually told anyone, I think. Why did you become Emperor in the first place?"

"Well..."

Choices.

>I want what's best for them, no matter what the cost is.
>You don't really care about them, to be honest.
>You only care because they give you money and food, that's it.
>Write-In
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>>306172
>>I want what's best for them, no matter what the cost is.
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>>306158
I saw this while I was writing, sorry for not putting this in anon... Though I'll try to include it at some point.
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>>306172
>>I want what's best for them, no matter what the cost is.
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>>306172
>I want what's best for them, no matter what the cost is.

Flashbacks to when we were enrolled by the king of Sweden and we ended up eating him
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>>306179
It is fine QM, I'm in so many quests that I am frequently late. You get used to missing things.
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>TFW when you accidentialy world conquest
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>>306205
Needs god tier luck and an eternal poker face to accomplish the shit Ainz does
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>>306205
>accidently
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"I want what's best for them. No matter the cost."

Your son nods.

"I suppose a benevolent dictatorship is the best. Of course, don't go bad with power. There are many good people in Stockholm."

"I know, I know power corrupts. Keep in mind son, if you feel like you cannot be ruler when I pass... You can always abdicate."

"Yeah, I suppose..."

The bartender brings you another tankard of mead.

"So, your Renexizious, eh?"

"...You sound Irish for some reason."

"Aye, that I am laddie. I heard your son's running for president."

"That's true.. Say, could you turn on the TV? I was wondering how well he was doing."

"Dad... Come on, let's just hang out, I'd rather not bring Viktor into this."

"Why? Do you envy his success in the states?"

"Of course not! He's just a fucking dick."

He mutters to you...

"Hell yes. He's still a dick to your average man, though."

Actions

>Watch the current debate on TV... Should be interesting.
>No, your hanging out with your son. Kind of a dick move.
>Write-In
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>>306217
>Watch the current debate on TV... Should be interesting.
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>>306217
>>No, your hanging out with your son. Kind of a dick move.
Don't favor kids more one than the other.
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Going to wait ten more minutes.
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>>306217
>No, your hanging out with your son. Kind of a dick move.
>Ask who he thinks is most fit to be the heir, after himself
I'm curious which one he thought we would pick if he wasn't the heir.
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>>306217
>>No, your hanging out with your son. Kind of a dick move.
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>>306217
>>No, your hanging out with your son. Kind of a dick move.
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You decide against it.

"Well... Never mind. I'll watch it when I get home."

"Thanks dad..."

The irish bartender brings you your eleventh tankard of mead, and you both down it, and toss it aside.

"Just wondering son... If you weren't heir... Who would you assume I would pick?"

"Probably Viktor, he's successful, intelligent, and if he wins the nomination for president... Well, it would be impossible to destroy the nation from the outside."

"...Besides Viktor."

"Well... Honestly, I would probably guess Reviere."

You must of looked quite puzzled.

"Why?"

"Well... First off, he considers you a surrogate father. Second off, he's the king of France, I guess."

"But he is not of my blo-"

Charles grabs a drink.

"You MADE him a part of this family when you turned him into a half-dragon. When you introduced him to this nation. I consider anyone who considers themselves a citizen of this nation to be my brothers and sisters."

He chugs the mead, and slams it back down.

New Personality Trait Discovered: Populist!

"What's with the speech?"

"Must be the drink, anyways Dad... I've been asking alot of questions, but I think it's fair you ask some about me. We really don't see each other often."

Actions

>What do you do during your spare time?
>Any lifetime goals or ambitions?
>How's Svana doing? Earlier, not now.
>Why don't you become an advisor? It would give you something to do.
>How's Elizabeth doing?
>Do you actually have friends?
>Write-In
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>>306282
>>Any lifetime goals or ambitions?
>How's Svana doing? Earlier, not now.
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>>306282
>>Any lifetime goals or ambitions?
>>How's Svana doing? Earlier, not now.
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>>306282
>Any lifetime goals or ambitions?
>What do you do during your spare time?
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>>306282
>>What do you do during your spare time?
>Do you actually have friends?
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>>306224
What was that image supposed to be? It appears to be blank.
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>>306317
It was nothing. I drew something earlier in the quest, but couldn't figure out how to not post it later after I cleared it.
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>>306282
>>Any lifetime goals or ambitions?
>>How's Svana doing? Earlier, not now.
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"So, what exactly do you want out of life?"

"What?"

"You heard me... What's you goal in life?"

"Honestly? I suppose I want the world to get along. World peace, in a sense. Everyone working for the common good."

"Interesting goal, world wide empire basically?"

"Of course. However, the Empire wouldn't serve to further grow. It would serve to better the common man."

"I suppose I know what you'll do with the Empire once I pass?"

"Yes, you do."

"Just wondering, how's Svana doing? You know, before the whole crisis."

"I love her, but honestly, Katja's just a courtier trying to get me to sign a deal between her father and a traveller on land."

"I said before, not now."

"Oh... Well, I love her. She's tough, and hell, she can beat ME in a fight, if she's lucky, that is."

"Huh. Now do you want to ask any questions about me?"

He nods his head.

"Sure do. Have you heard of the Queen of England getting ill last night?"

"She's ill... Hm. This may be interesting."

"Yes, especially since I believe I am the current heir of England, since Elizabeth's married to you, and has a son, which is me... Therefor, succession passes to me, right?"

"I guess so. If the Queen dies however, what makes you think they'll follow you?"

"I am their heir. It is their duty as a people to follow their ruler."

"Alright, I guess. That really wasn't a question though."

He drinks some more mead, probably on his twentieth.

"Fine, who were your parents?"

You freeze up.

Actions.

>Try to remember... Did you have parents?
>Tell him you just don't know and continue drinking.
>Brush it aside.
>Write-In
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>>306353
>>Try to remember... Did you have parents?
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>>306353
>>Try to remember... Did you have parents?
Backstory Ho!
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>>306353
>>Try to remember... Did you have parents?
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>>306353
>>Try to remember... Did you have parents?
Flashback powers activate!
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Roll me a 1d20+1 for memory.
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Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>306376
We're a genius, but are we one of those absent-minded types?
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>>306384
17+1=18

Minor Success

You remember... Or at least attempt. All that you can come up with is a human... Possibly female, with black hair and pale skin... Your mother? Why would your mother be a human?
You search your thoughts deeper... Then, you find your father. A... A man? A human? You are confused, are you not a dragon? You see them, your father with his muscular body, his lumberjack's beard, and his hearty grin. You see your mother, but then in a instant, your father flashes as a... Dragon? You remember your lair... It wasn't too far away from that village, was it? You are rather frustrated, your mind not telling you anything for certain.

"Dad?"

"...I"

Actions

>I must find my parents, whoever they might be.
>I must... Recollect myself. I need more damned mead.
>Nothing... It was nothing.
>Write-In
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>>306414
>I must find my parents, whoever they might be.
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>>306414
>Nothing... It was nothing.
Don't ruin son time. We'll find those parents when we're done taking care of our own kids.
I'm going to feel bad if they were com