You remember people proclaiming the death of Halloween when you were a kid, how it would be consumed by the holiday Leviathan that was Christmas just as Thanksgiving was, that growing media sensationalism over random acts of violence would make parents keep their trick or treaters home, that a world with growing populations of ghosts, werewolves, vampires, and superhumans would make Halloween too strange.They were wrong. Halloween will never die!And tonight you're ready to prove it.>Load up 3 treats to have at the ready.
>>3015203> Reeses Cups> Skittles> Hot Cider in a thermos
>>3015220He said three, and those are the three best halloween treats. What, you wanna have grapes or somethin?
>>3015206>>3015215>>3015220>>3015224Lots of suggestions! Reeses cupsSkittlesTwizzlersHot cider in a thermosGreedGrapesSuggest more, or vote in support of a suggestion. Vote wisely! It could just...save your life. (Vincent Price laugh)
>>3015242See, that makes me think we should carry a hunk of raw, bloody meat or something to throw off (or attract) ghouls...
>>3015248Reeses cupsSkittlesTwizzlersHot cider in a thermosGreedGrapesHunks of of raw bloody meat
>>3015242A loaded gun.
>>3015258Reeses cupsSkittlesTwizzlersHot cider in a thermosGreedGrapesHunks of of raw bloody meatA loaded gun (any specific type?)
>>3015266>Candy cornWe need a weapon in case things go bad>Easter chocolate bunnyTo be unexpected is to be unexpected>A pot with everboiling liquid caramelIt is the napalm of candy
>>3015327Only if it's a revolver that shoots candy corn.
>>3015330Candy corn is deadly enough on its own. But sure. Why not?
>>3015327>Candy cornthe gun would be more merciful...
>>3015327Reeses cupsSkittlesTwizzlersHot cider in a thermosGreedGrapesHunks of of raw bloody meatA loaded revolver (with candy corn bullets)Candy CornChocolate Bunny (with cute ribbon!)A boiling pot of caramel>>3015341Don't be dissing Norman Bates' favorite food!
>>3015350A boy's best snack is his mother
Chocolate covered bananas
>>3015364Reeses cupsSkittlesTwizzlersHot cider in a thermosGreedGrapesHunks of of raw bloody meatA loaded revolver (with candy corn bullets)Candy CornChocolate Bunny (with cute ribbon!)A boiling pot of caramelChocolate covered bananas It all stands at once vote each.
>>3015371My votes go to Candy Corn Revolver, Boiling Caramel and Grapes.
>>3015371>>3015385Reeses cupsSkittlesTwizzlersHot cider in a thermosGreedGrapes (2)Hunks of of raw bloody meatA loaded revolver (with candy corn bullets) (2)Candy CornChocolate Bunny (with cute ribbon!)A boiling pot of caramel (2)Chocolate covered bananas
>>3015371Reeses cups hunks of raw bloody meat boiling pot of caramel the pot of caramels a must, that way the treaters can dump their healthy shit in it to make it un-healthy. by the same token you can also dip the raw, bloody meat in the caramel, too.the reeses cups are for normies
>>3015371>>3015385I vote for this
>>3015402why on god's forsaken earth would you vote for grapes?
>>3015410Don't shit talk grapes you fuck. I hope you choke on em.
>>3015399>>3015402>>3015410Reeses cups (2)SkittlesTwizzlersHot cider in a thermosGreedGrapes (3)Hunks of of raw bloody meat (2)A loaded revolver (with candy corn bullets) (3)Candy CornChocolate Bunny (with cute ribbon!)A boiling pot of caramel (4)Chocolate covered bananas
>>3015410Well, I like grapes, but now I see choco bananas, so i switch the grapes for them.
>>3015426Reeses cups (2)SkittlesTwizzlersHot cider in a thermosGreedGrapes (2)Hunks of of raw bloody meat (2)A loaded revolver (with candy corn bullets) (3)Candy CornChocolate Bunny (with cute ribbon!)A boiling pot of caramel (4)Chocolate covered bananas (2)
>>3015415Grapes are just berries with an over-inflated sense of self
>>3015436>>3015436Well-deserved sense of self. They're sexy and they know it and they sure as hell aren't gonna let you forget how juicy they are.
They're royal berries. Hence the purple color and envious green they have when they can't be purple.
>>3015434So far we got A boiling pot of caramel and a loaded revolver with candy corn bullets as our front runners. What's going to get the third slot? Keep voting!
Ok so, we got:-A loaded revolver (with candy corn bullets)-A boiling pot of caramelOk people, I'm staying with the choco bananas, objections?
>>3015586you know what, choco bananas sound good
Ok so we are going with the-A loaded revolver (with candy corn bullets)-A boiling pot of caramel- And the choco bananasLETS GO
>>3015703Chocolate nanas'CheckA boiling pot of caramel.Check.A revolver with candy corn bullets?Check all the way baby.You're ready. Let the candy hungry mobs come, be they human or monster, god or beast.>Roll 3D20
Rolled 17, 16, 7 = 40 (3d20)>>3015725
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>3015725
>>3015742>A 1Hope for a 20...
>>3015742so thats how it is then...
Rolled 15, 3, 6 = 24 (3d20)>>3015725
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>3015725>>3015742Uh oh.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3015750Why would his roll even count if he rolled incorrectly?
>>3015755Oh BOI, brace for impact
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3015725
>>3015727>>3015742>>3015753Doorbell rings, you answer it.You are greeted by the blood curdling awoos of...a mass of werewolf children all wearing strange masks.Trick or Treat!You look above the mass of wagging tails to their chaperone, a young werewolf woman with a plaid vest and curly red hair that you immediate recognize as the alpha of the local pack."What are they supposed to be?" You ask."Humans." The alpha shrugs."Humans?" You figured robots, or like psycho killers."Well hey. Kids that dress up as werewolves don't exactly look like werewolf kids, ya know?"Fair point.This is a precarious situation. You're facing down a small army of hungry werewolf kids.>Say/Do?>Offer one of your readied treats>Go try and get some meat from your kitchen.
>>3015756He didn't though.
>>3015828>Offer one of your readied treatsOK so, its halloween, usually kids want candy, even if they are werewolfs.They get meat most of the time, i think.
>>3015828>>3015853 >Say/Do?"And how the night been going?"
>>3015828>Offer one of the readied treats I'm sure the caramel will go well with whatever meat they've already procurred >go try to get some meat form the kitchen if they don't want/can't have candy >Say/Do? aren't you all the scariest looking human children I've ever seen!
>>3015836If you say 3d20 that implies you want dice+3d20. If you want best of 3 it's a lot better to just say Best of 3.
>>3015893It usually means here that we need to roll 3 dices (1 per person)
>>3015828>>Offer one of your readied treats
>>3015853>>3015859>>3015874>>3015853"So...how's the night been going?" You ask the alpha."Pretty good, pretty good. Come midnight there's a fightin' tournament hosted by the Moonset Cafe. There's this out of town wolf named Vivian willing to take me on. I'm lookin' forward to tusslin' with her!" The alpha throws a few jabs the air.You can't help but roll your eyes a little. Food fight, food fight, food fight, werewolves are so predictable. But also cute."Good luck with your fight.""Thanks dude. Always nice to have a tussle by the light of the silvery moon!""And now..." You say turning your attention to the children. "Aren't you all just the scariest humans I've ever seen!"You notice their little plastic pumpkins and candy bags are filled with meats. Steaks and burgers an turkey legs...but also candy. All kids have candy on Halloween, even wolf kids.You produce forth the cauldron of caramel to the eagerly sniffing noses and wide yellow eyes of tomorrow's pack leaders."You all can dip your meat treats in my witche's cauldron and...""Caramel meats!" They scream and surge forward before you or the alpha can act...>Roll 3D20 (1 die per anon)
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>3015944
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>3015944Sooo.... Vivian
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>3015944
>>3015902No, It doesn't?
>>3016034No i mean, here in GhoulQuest's threads
>>3015957>>3015979>>3016001You manage to keep from spilling the cauldron under the surge of werewolf children attacking it, and in a few seconds the alpha manages to get them all under control with a little growl."Gee...you don't look like you have much caramel left...I'm sorry about that man.""No, it's nothing." You say. "It was for the children, and the children certainly got it.""Kids!" Winnie barks. "You know better than to act like that! What have we always told ya about acting in a group?""Always remember to act like a pack...""Because?""Because one day we will be the pack...""Good. Now apologize to this nice man.""We're sorry..." The werewolf kids chorus."It's alright." You say. "Hope you like the caramel!"The alpha gives you a little salute as she herds the mass of werewolf children down the street towards whatever poor house is doomed to be raided by them next.>You are low on caramel.>Roll 3D20 for next trick or treater
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>3016052
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3016052
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>3016052>>3016065We own this day
>>3016065>>3016066>>3016100>Choose a treat to be added to your inventory by a miraculous turn of events.
>>3016119Reeses Peanutbutter Cups
>>3016119Peanut butter cups cuz everyone loves the cups
>>3016120>>3016132yup, we OWN the day
>>3016120>>3016132You answer the girl to find a tall woman with a tall hairdo staring down at you."Hello." She says in a thickly accented voice. "My name is Dr. Frankenteen of Frankenteen industries.""Ah. A celebrity costume!""...no.""Ah...well. What can I do for you Dr. Frankenteen?""I are experimenting with an aetheric orgone/molecular exchanger. I would like to have you sample and/or distribute the resulting product of my latest experiment."She holds out a metal case. With a loud hisssss of air it opens to reveal.....peanut butter cups?"Taste. It is safe."You do. It is. It's...peanut butter cups."So...these are Reeses?""No.""Well they taste exactly like them.""That's the idea. It is a perfect molecular duplicate of a reeses peanut butter cup.""...But its not a peanut butter cup?""Legally no. Legally speaking a molecular duplicate of a product is not the product. Some people laughed when I said they should copyright molecular structures...but the fools! Who is laughing now! Ahahahah!" Dr. Frankenteen shakes a fist at the sky."You are looking at what is legally a Frankenteen peanut butter cup, and nothing but a Frankenteen peanut butter cup.""So...I can have them?""Please do." She says leaving the case on your porch. "Just tell everyone what they are. Frankenteen peanut butter cups.">You got: Frankenteen peanut butter cups>Roll 3D20
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>3016193.... Elsa, you need a hobby. And a boyfriend. Go smash your lab assistant.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>3016193
>>3016208Would't Eanon be with her? maybe on another house?
>>3016218Nah, he's working a haunted house using the KOOK suit.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>3016193
>>3016222Oh yeah>>3016231Better than 1
>>3016222>haunted houseAhem. Tactical simulated environment, thank you very much!>>3016208>>3016210>>3016231As you sample another legally distinct peanut butter cup, a thunderous boom shakes you all the way in your living room.You wonder for a moment whether or not to open the door, but you have vowed to see this trick or treating through to the end come what may.You open the door to find a mighty jackal headed god staring down at you. His staff is tipped by ethereal green fire. His eyes are as cold as the grave. Mumified warriors with golden spears kneel at his side."Pay tribute to the priestess of the sun." His voice booms.He holds out a plastic jack o lantern with Tanis written on it in black marker.>Say/Do?
>>3016284>"Uh, aren't you a little old... y'know what, whatever. Here have some trademarked Frankenteen peanutbutter cups."
>>3016284>look around you>look around you>offer candy in form of sacrifice>Say"for the first offering...>activate the Frankenteen cups maker"Home made treats from the cities most uh...learned scholar! may the peanut butter and chocolate marriage delight the priestess' palette">put in the cups, and then the chocolate banana"secondly, a healthy snack, covered in a delicious chocolate coating, that is in season at the markets">lastly, shoot six candy corns in the basket "finally, 6 candy corns from this revolver, to offer up a sense of joy and delight for your priestess"."please accept these offerings and do not smite me"
Getting some sleep now! Tune back in tomorrow for more (late) Halloween fun!
>>3016311That's good man>>3016334Till next time
Might not be able to update much today. Sorry about that!
>>3017361Do what you can, quest
>>3016311"...Okay. You know you are supposed to say trick or treat..."The jackal headed god doesn't respond. He just stares down at you with a stare befitting the judge of the dead.The bandaged warriors look at you expectantly, their faces completely covered by their bandages."Okay..." You flip a switch on the side of the legally distinct peanut butter cup maker and sure enough it generates one for you."...For the first offering...home made treats from the cities most...learned scholar! May the harmonious marriage of peanut butter and chocolate delight the priestess' palette!"With a tink, you drop the treat into the plastic jack o lantern."Secondly, a healthy snack covered in delicious chocolate coating that is in season in the markets!"Tink goest the second one."And finally, six candy corns from this revolver, to offer up a sense of joy and delight for your priestess!"You drop a clip of six candies into the jack o lantern. You'd hate to risk shooting through it. Gods only know what would happen if you damaged it."Please accept these offerings and do not smite me."The jackal headed god of death sniffs your offerings, turns to his men, and then arrests his cold eyes on you."The offering is...acceptable."Suddenly a cloud of smoke appears! You cover your eyes and cough and beat away at the smoke...only to reveal a comely cat woman clad in the tattvred remains of something that...looks like it was already stitched together tatters. What's she supposed to be for Halloween?Anyway, this was not the divine entity you were expecting.She gives a musical laugh as she spins the jack o lantern on a finger. Her green cat eyes flash in the night."Treat or trick mister?" She asks with a mischievous smile. "No really. Choose. Or maybe you want me to choose? Do you like it that way?">Say/Do?>Trick>Treat
>>3019225>Trick>"Y'know what? It's Halloween, let's see some mischief."
>>3019279Support, but also add “Give me your best trick”Cuz if we say something like “do your worst” it’ll probably be really bad for us
>>3019225>Trick"Sure, show me what you got"
>>3019279>>3019378>>3019424"Hmmm...okay." You say. "You know what cat lady, it's Halloween. Let's see some mischief!"The cat arches a pretty eyebrow. "Sooooo..." She purrs. "Does that mean...trick?""Your best trick yeah.""Are you surrrrreeeeee?" She says stretching her arms over her head. "Are you reallyyyyyy sure?""Sure I'm sure. Show me what you got.">Roll 3D20
Rolled 2, 15, 20 = 37 (3d20)>>3019440Bring it.
>>3019452Reminder, in these threads 3D20 means 3 dice, one per anon.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>3019440
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>3019440aaa
>>3019452>>3019509>>3019532"Okay..." The cat goddess says sashaying up to you, wide hips moving rhythmically. "...Treat it is then..."She brings her face...uncomfortably close to yours. You lose herself in her green eyes. You feel her whiskers on your cheek......and then she draws back with a haughty laugh."Oh...mortals are just so much fun to play with..." She says turning on her bare heels. "But thank you for the candy. I do so love this holy day...""What are you supposed to be by the way?" You ask as she departs."Oh...a mouse, if you can believe it.""You don't look like a mouse...you look sort of like a rag doll.""Oh she was by the time I was done with her..."You scratch your head. You have no idea what she could possibly be talking about."Happy Halloween mortal!" And with that she vanishes into the night leaving only lilting laughter behind...>You got: Curse of Bast. You feel your night might get a little more strange...>Roll 3D20 minus 1
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>3019549Oh yesOh noOh yes
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3019549
Rolled 20 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3019549
>>3019551>>3019558>>3019585Hot dog! Another crit! You know what that means!>Choose another treat to add to your inventory
>>3019585Thank you, mysterious stranger!>>3019590Can we ask for a refill of the caramel pot?
>>3019595If that's what everyone wants, certainly, you can get a full refill!
>>3019590I stand by my suggestion for a thermos of hot cider. Maybe get some red solo cups. Something for the adults to enjoy while they bring the kids around.
>>3019614Well, you saved us, so i vote for the thermos too
>>3019618i agree, so far we still have enough candies, right?
>>3019614>>3019618>>3019653Once again there's a knock at the door and once again you open it to find a parade of floating multi colored lanterns hanging above a man in blue armor designed to look like samurai armor complete with a grinning, ghastly face mask and a female wolfperson with strange, silvery fur. Perhaps she painted it? She's dressed as a female ninja in a form fitting (and form complementing) black jumpsuit that partially obscures her face but accentuates her bright, friendly eyes.The man in armor sands in front of the floating lanterns and raises a hand."And a one, and a two, and a three..."The lanterns, which by now you have figured for a collection of those poor shapeless ghosts without enough ecto or control over their own bodies to form anything more substantial than wads of light dressed up as Japanese lanterns for Halloween, begin to softly pulse and chime.For a minute you're treated to a performance of living, floating bells."Well that's something you don't see everyday!" You remark when its over. "Or hear for that matter.""Ghost caroling." The blue samurai explains. "It's a new tradition we're trying. We're from Frankenteen's special research division.""Oh. Are you collecting donations?""No. We're incredibly well of money wise." He says. "Just remember that no soul is too small to matter and to treat ghosts with respect.""Certainly.""And take this to remember us by." The wolf ninja says handing you a thermos charmingly designed to look like a classic sheet ghost. "A thermos, complete with home made hot cider! I made it myself!">Say/Do?>Offer treats? (which treat?)
>>3019670>Nice>Uh, sorry, I don't have much for the spiritually enhanced... I do have some Frankenteen chocolates and candy corn, if you'd like?
>>3019670>Say/Do?>>3019693Do this"Thanks, by the way, Ms. Frakenteen was just here a little while ago and offer me some of her Frankenteen peanut butter cups, you guys sure love candies"
>>3019693>>3019780This is fine
I wonder, is Thorn around?
>>3020088Yeah I thought she’d be the one with the ghost carols
>>3020139Then again, Nicole probably cannot be seen by anyone but Elsa and Eanon
>>3020088>>3020186Wasn't the wolfperson with strange, silvery fur her? Wasn't Nicole's thing being a werewolf who was somehow partially made of silver or something like that?
>>3020246Yes, and she wasn't allow to leave because her blood is literal(?) silver and could be dangerous if this goes public
>>3019693>>3019780>>3019972"Nice caroling by the way!" Your praise is answered by pleased chirping from the ghost lanterns."You guys want some uh, Halloween candy? I don't have much for the spiritually enhanced I'm afraid, but maybe you two would appreciate something?""Oh thank you!" The ninja wolf says. "They appreciate the thought! But we're good. Special research has been filled with candy this year.""Yeah I can imagine. Your boss actually came by earlier and gave me this case that makes uh...""Legally distinct treats?" The man in the armor asks."Yep.""I knew she was handing them out in this area. You're not the first we've run into that has one." He says. "Just don't try and modify it in any way. Guy down the block tried that and now it only makes radishes for some reason.""Oh believe me, I'm not ready to make this night any stranger for me than its already been! But thanks for coming around guys. I hope this ghost caroling thing works out for you , I'd love to see it again next year!"The ghost lanterns flash you goodbye as their group moves on to the next house.>Roll 3D20 minus 1>>3020088>>3020139Thorn is around. You might see her before the night's over!>>3020186>>3020246>>3020262It was Nicole. She's now allowed out to help in Frankenteen operations since Eanon convinced Elsa that she was going stir crazy in the lab.
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>3021256YEAH! BRING ON THE NEXT TRICK R TREATER
Rolled 11 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3021256>>3021280Nice.
>>3021280>>3021410Only a 1 can prevent something wonderful from happening!
Rolled 2 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3021256
Rolled 13 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3021256
>>3021799Alright, crit confirmed! >What new treat do you want?
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>3021256
>>3021822sorry, can we just take it as a minus?
Rolled 15 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3021256
>>3021813Twizzlers is next
>>3021813twizzlers that look like snakes!and maybe, harmlessly, act like them too
>>3021848>>3021859Moving twizzlers okay?
>>3021879yeah that sounds like fun
>>3022035Ding dong goes the doorbell.You'll feeling pretty confident this time answering the door. The ghost carolers were a nice surprise.You open the door to see a short woman with a bandaged face, coat, and black glasses."Oh, you're the Invisible Woman?"She nods. "Yes. I go as it every year.""Really?""It's easy for me to put on. Anyways, I hate to bother you but...have you happened to see a cat anywhere?""A cat? Oh...you've lost your cat, I'm sorry!""It's no big deal, she gets out all the time. It's just that she's rather mischievous and I don't want her causing problems for anyone tonight. She thinks the holiday gives her free reign to do whatever she likes...""What's your name?""Oh? My name is Tanis."You think you might have seen her cat...>Rat out Bast>Keep silent about Bast.
>>3022127>>Keep silent about Bast.>Just shrug.>"I'm sorry, I really couldn't say. Maybe she got scared of all the werewolves going around? Or that big Anubis-looking guy..."
>>3022127>Keep silent about Bast.>"How long has she been lost? she might be back already."
>>3022127>Keep silent about Bast.
>>3022127>>3022168>>3022216>>3022257>lying to Tanisfor shame anons >Keep Silent about Bast not sure about a cat...I did have a mouse stop by earlier...
>>3022344>lying to TanisOuch, but its just on the spirit of the holiday.... right?
>>3022359well she didn't say "trick or treat" so it isn't tricking, it's flat out lying
>>3022168>>3022216>>3022257>>3022344>>3022359You wonder for a moment if you shouldn't rat her out...but that cat goddess sure was cute..."No. Sorry, I haven't seen a cat. Maybe she was frightened off by that jackal headed guy walking around here earlier?""Oh no..." She gasps. "He's out here making trouble to? And here I told him to play nice...""Would you happen to want any candy by the way? I have a pretty sizable collection I want to get rid of before the night's over.""Oh, thank you but no thank you. You see I have these friends of mine who think really highly of me and ever since I was a girl they've been uh...doing the trick or treating for me. Come midnight I'm going to have a giant pile of candy. They think its their uh...duty to gather tribute for me...sorry if that sounds a little weird...""No problem at all! Tonight's the night for things to be a little weird.""Well...how about I make up for wasting your trick or treat time with a little tricky treat?" With a wave of her hand Tanis produces a red wraps of cherry scented candy that write on her hand."Uh...what are they?" You ask."Twizzlers!" She says. "Twizzlers that move!""Are they...alive?""No silly! Just animated through magic." She peels a small rope away and eats it. "See? It's fine.""Well thank you. I'm sure they'll be a big hit this year." You accept the candy and add it to your arsenal.How did it come that you've ended up with more candy than when you started? Oh, what a night!>You got: Moving Twizzlers!"Bye!" Tanis says as she leaves. "Oh...now where are you Bast? You're such a mischievous goddess...">Roll 3D20 minus 1
Rolled 3 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3022484
>>3022077...I don't get it.
Rolled 17 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3022484TRICKORTREAT
Rolled 4 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3022484
>>3022484So far so good, enough candy for everyone and maybe for ourselves
>>3022494>>3022513>>3022541Another knock on the door.You open the door this time to reveal a tall catwoman in an old fashioned suit and fedora. "Trick or treat." She says holding out her fingers like a gun. "This is a stick up.""Ah, a gangster.""Candy gangster. Now make with the candy.">Say/Do?>What do you offer?
>>3022496Good for you.It’s for guys who have seen more than they bargained for.
>>3022669Also do we have some candy ammo for the candy gun left?
>>3022669>draw on her with the candy corn pistol>and then shoot it into her bag
>>3022726This >>3022669>Say/Do?say "I've got you covered, mugsy!" in that corny bugs bunny gangster voicethen shoot candy corn into her bag
>>3022726Nice>>3022669>Say/Do?"Let this be a message, that i'm the Boss of this day, capeesh?
>>3022714>>3022726>>3022732>>3022764You pull out your candy corn shooting revolver. "I've got ya covered, mugsy!" You say in your best roaring 20's gangster voice.The catlady's tail shoots straight up. "Woah! Woah!" She says holding her hands up."Let this be a message that I'm Boss of Halloween, capeesh?"You fire off candy corn into her bag. Six shots land with little plink sounds.You smirk at her. "Trick and treat.""Hmph." She shrugs. "You got me....butttttt I got a trick up my sleeve to. Get the candy boys!">Roll 3D20 minus one to save your candy!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>3022837
Rolled 17 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3022837
Rolled 19 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3022837TRICK OR TREAT FOREVER
>>3022850>>3022873>>3022886You notice the catlady's ears fall off revealing rather canine looking ears. And as a swarm of glowing ghosts fly over her shoulders you notice that the cat markings on her face are painted on. Why she isn't a cat at all, she's a wolf!The gangster part was the honest part of her costume.The ghosts were clearly trained for this. One blocks your vision while the others go for the goods. They manage to cart away a few chocolate bananas before you close the door on them, but for the most part you're able to keep your candy safe for more honest trick or treaters.A single ghost gets stuck behind the door and tries to make off with your thermos of cider only to lose it when it doesn't go through the door like he does. He phases back through the door to angrily buzz like a siren in your face before phasing through the door again."Ahahahaha! Later sucker!" the wolfgirl says as she hurries down the street with her ghost crew.You manage to take note of how she looks without her cat disguise though, and make a note to tell the local alpha about this...>Roll 3D20 minus 1 for next encounter!
Rolled 17 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3022922Damn kids...
Rolled 10 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3022922fuckin' thorn and her ghost mob...as always TRICKRTREET
Rolled 6 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3022922ILL REMEMBER YOUR COSTUME
>>3022928>>3022938>>3023001"Darn kids! I'll remember your costume!" You shout to the fleeing mob.Oh well. You're sure that they're enjoying your candy either way.Another knock at the door and you're greeted by a hearty "Trick or Treat!" from a mob of small children all dressed up as superheroes. You have little Apache Chief and white Black Vulcans and Samurais with foam swords. They're being chaperoned by lower profile ut real superheroes. You recognize them from that big Dracula incident a year ago. The one in the armor is Black Falcon, the guy in the demolitions gear is Benny the Bomber, and the one next to him is Voodoo Doll the catlady.Huh. She's wearing sort of the same thing as Bast except less torn up. Is it some kind of catlady fashion?"Hey there civilian." Benny the Bomber says. "Super trick or treat for charity?""It's for the Radley Crown foundation." Black Falcon explains. "To help people with uh...difficult powers find a way to use them productively.""Me and Voodoo Doll are products of that foundation." Benny says looping an arm around her. "So you know it works."You'd certainly donate, but right now you got to worry about the mass of hungry kids assembled at your door!>What do you give out?
>>3025449>What do you give out?"Anything for our local heroes and friend, here we have some brand new Moving twizzlers, some choco nanas to mix things up AND i got this awesome thermos with hot cider to make the night all the better"Gotta make them kids smile
>>3025449"what donations are you accepting this evening? I've got a whole slew of treats to dole out">>3025586Don't forget the peanut butter cup generator, and if we have any candy corn left we can use that, too
>>3025748Oh yeah, i forgot
>>3025586>>3025642>>3025748>>3025803You take out a wallet and make a modest but heartfelt donation. "Anything for our local heroes and friends!" You say then turn your attention to the main business of the night."Now for heroes young and old tonight, we have some uh...generic puppet butter cups courtesy of Frankenteen Industries.""Ah, you too?" Benny asks. "Third house we've been to with them. I guess they're pretty popular. They taste just like Reeses though, I wonder what the difference is.""Some sort of legal distinction I'm sure." You say. "We also got choco nanas in case any of you have allergies, and those really cool moving twizzlers!" You show off the snake like twizzler pieces to the audience children who squeal with ghoulish delight as you bite one of them to show them that they're okay.Black Falcon runs a light over them from his armored palm. "Just having my C.A.T. scan it." He says. "Basic protocal for any ecto enhanced object be it trick or treat." "Alright." He says powering down the scanner. "The C.A.T says its safe and delicious. Also, Happy Halloween."The children give an uproarious YAY!!!!!"And don't forget, hot cider for the crisp autumn night!"There are more YAYS.You're running a little low on candy corn, but you offer some anyway. It's for the children.You feel just like a hero yourself as they walk away with a decently sized haul of goodies.>Roll 3D20 minus for next encounter!
Rolled 19 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3026197
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3026197
Rolled 3 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3026197
>>3026243>>3026250>>3026309Candy checkCider: OKCandy Corn: LowTwizzlers: OKReeses: InfiniteChoco Nanas: OKYou open the door to reveal......just a mob of trick or treaters. A mummy, a ninja, a vampire, a wolfkid dressed as a pirate, nothing out of the ordinary for once.Hey, they can't all be weirdos!It's a pretty sizable crowd. I guess word is spreading about how popular your house is. You're going to need to start paying attention to your stock of candies...>What do you give them?>More treats means a greater chance of winning the crowd over. But watch your inventory!
>>3026333>A mix of Reeses and Hisslers (I think it's a cute name for them)>Greater variety means that limited stashes might last longer!
>>3026333Also ask them how's it going. Comment on their costumes and stuff like that>>3026354This is fine
>>3026333OK, is there anyway to restock after this?>What do you give them?>>3026354Agree, lets save the candy corn for a little while longer."hope everyone is having a good night, because now i'm gonna make it better."
>>3024992By the way, thanks for the art CRUNCH
>>3026354this is fine>>3026387>restockwithout leaving the house? do we have anything in the house we could use to make treats?
Sorry again for the delay!
>>3028693Take your time
>>3028708yeah those trick or treaters aren't going anywhere...mwahahahaaaa
A bump before I sleep.
>>3026333>>3026354>>3026369>>3026387"Aw...what nice costumes!" You compliment the kids."I'm a salty seadog!" The wolfkid dressed as a pirate says."Indeed you are! How has your night been kids?""Pretty good. A guy dressed as a mummy says. "Lot of candy!""Well I hope you're ready for even more candy!"The children cheer."We have...peanut butter cups!"There's a low groan of disappointment along several "agains?"How many houses did Dr. Frankenteen hit up?"Well, if that doesn't interest you then how about....Hisslers!"The kids ooh and ahh as you show off the incredible stretching and writhing hisslers."They're perfectly safe to eat! See!" You eat a bit to show them that its edible.Now they seem a bit more enthusiastic about your handouts!" >Roll 3D20+2
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3030080
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3030080
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3030080Trick or treat
>>3030149Wow thank god for that nat 20 >>3030104Cuz I really stunk up my roll
>>3030086>>3030104>>3030149Man why ya'll so lucky in this thread?If this was one of those fights whoever you'd be playing as would have stomped her opponent harder than Bast stomped the mouse formerly known as Char.....They seem to really like your hisslers.Really, really like your hisslers!They delight in how they can become edible bracelets, neckties, mummy wrappings, giant frog tongues, all sorts of things for their Halloween hijinks."Wow! Thanks mister!" The salty seadog says. "These are great! Where did you get them!""Oh they were homemade.""You one of those magic guys that use ecto?""Naw, but I know some people like that."The kids wish you a happy Halloweem as they skip on down the street with their Hisslers. There's no doubt that they'll show mercy on your house and leave it egg and toilet paper free. If anything they'd tell their friends to leave your place be.>Select another treat to add to the inventory
>>3030533Lets go with some Skittles, also is there anyway to restock?
>>3030608You can restock by using one of your "add to the inventory" crit rewards. Otherwise you'll just have to survive the night.
>>3030608skittles? blech, lets get some of those multi-candy coated chocolate mints, instead. or if we wanna do fruit flavored things, why not the quest equivalent of fruity gushers?
>>3030612OK guys, what do we do, i say restock because everything is on 'OK' status, and that sounds like a bit more than half, or does anyone has another suggestion for candy?
>>3030656restocking is a good plan, since kids like our snacks. also no skittles. lets get some fruity gushers maybe in the shape of little bats. Fruit bat gushers
>>3030608OK first, restock, next time we get Fruit Bat Gushers, cool?
>>3030682it makes me happy
trying to learn how to do things digitally. painfully slow, I hope this is readable
>>3030997This is pretty damn good, Anon.
>>3030997Thats a good start
we've met Tanis, Winnie, Elsa, I guess we're just missing Phanty and Sibella. is there a chance to meet them during Halloween? or will they be too busy?
>>3033337Panty must be having a blast
>>3030656>>3030672>>3030682>RestockYou take the opportunity to call in some candy reserves courtesy of the ghost express. There's little you can do to replicated the Hisslers as those were ecto spawned by a mysterious bandaged woman at your doorstep (isn't Halloween great?) but your cider and candy corn and choco nanas are all maxed out!You give a generous tip to the company colored balls of light that drop your candy off. Ball ghosts don't have the easiest after lives. It's glad to see so many out and about today from the ghost carolers to even those mischievous pranksters with the wolf girl that ran off with some of your goods. Its better than having them wallow in ruins and dark corners.Another doorbell, another encounter.It's a werewolf guy in a police uniform."Oh. Going as a policeman this Halloween?" You ask."Actually no sir." He says. "Officer Jack Bisclavret." He flips out his badge and identification. "Oh. What can I do you for officer?""It's nothing pressing, its just its Halloween and we have the weirdest things to look out for. It's probably not even real but...have you happened to see a...an egyptian god walking around with a jackal head? Sometimes there's a cat walking around the area near him?">Say/Do?>Rat out Bast. Maybe it will lift your curse?>Continue playing dumb. Maybe Bast will reward you for playing along?
>>3036798>Rat out Bast. Maybe it will lift your curse?He's an officer of the law, last thing we want is to go to jail tonight.
>>3036798>oh god the werewolf cops are so cool, I don’t wanna lie to them >but damn that cat lady was real hot, I don’t wanna rat her out...it might set off her trick...>tell part of the truth “Well officer I did encounter the jackal headed god, I offered up peanut butter cups >motions towards the frankenteen machineSome candy corn and uh...chocolate covered bananas. He fortunately accepted my offering”“I’ve seen a cat woman earlier, she was part of the Radley Crown Foundation charity trick or treat valet... uh, rag doll I think her handle was”“I’ve also seen... someone dressed as a cat burglar...like they stole some candy and wore fake cat ears”“ do they fit your profile, officer?”
>>3036902lets do this
>>3036865>>3036902>>3036939>>3036959Wait a sec. "Bisclavret?" Ah crap, not only is he a cop but he's related to the local alpha. Maybe he's her brother or something.Werewolf cops are cool, you don't want to lie to them. They're also pretty darn powerful especially with ties to the alpha. You don't want to spend Halloween handing out candy to inmates.But...that cat lady was hot as hell. And probably a goddess or a wizard or something. You don't want to ruin your chances with her...I mean piss her off...I mean piss her off AND ruin your chances with her...Decisions, decisions...You decide to try a little of both."Well...I did encounter..Anubis I think he is?""Yeah that's the guy. Lots of mummy warriors?""Yeah that's him. I saw him a little while ago. I offered him some uh, Frankenteen peanut butter cups..."You hold up the strange case like machine that molecularly assembles candy out of thin air."Ah. So you've got one to.""Any uh...problems with it officer?""Naw. Not if you don't mess with it. Guy a few blocks over created an acidic blob monster trying to get it to mas produce lemonheads. Super Friends took care of it.""Really?""Yes really. You'll probably hear about it on the news later. Hell of a holiday isn't it?""That it is. But uh, I was talking about the legality of the device...""Hey don't ask me." Officer Jack shrugs. "I just enforce the law. You'd want to ask a lawyer about that. Far as I can tell its legal, but like I said I'm just a cop. But you have seen our trouble making deity right?""I'm not going to have to come down to the station to make a statement am I?'"No no no. Nothing like that. Just tell me about how long ago you saw him?""Couldn't have been more than an hour ago. Besides the peanut butter cups I offered him some candy corn and chocolate covered bananas. It seemed like he just wanted to uh...trick or treat.""Well those are gods for you. Crazy piles of crazy. Did you happen to see a cat with him?""I've seen a catwoman earlier. She was part of the Radley Crown Foundation doing a charity trick or treat thing. Rag doll I think her handle was?""That's Char. Voodoo Doll. And no, believe you me a sweet girl like her would have nothing to do with out of control gods. Besides I'm talking about a cat...cat. The four legged kind.""Oh. No, haven't seen one out lately.""Well. Thank you for your cooperation citizen." Officer Jack tips his hat to you. "And happy halloween....can I have a choco nana?""You sure can sir.">Roll 3D20 minus 1 for next encounter!
Rolled 9 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3037020Trick or treat! Also yay we didn’t eat out er rat out bast!
Rolled 5 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3037020
Rolled 16 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3037020>But...that cat lady was hot as hell. And probably a goddess or a wizard or something. You don't want to ruin your chances with her...I mean piss her off...I mean piss her off AND ruin your chances with her...I love this threads
>>3037037>>3037056>>3037060Another knock on the door.It's another swarm of trick or treaters. It's either that or kid versions of some kind of multiversal team assembled out of alternate realities and possible futures. You got superheroes and pirates and sheet ghosts (with little buttons supporting prominent ghost charities) and carboard tube robots.And they all want candy.Your supplies are at MAX save for your Hisslers which are A LIL' LOW.>What do you offer the crowd of trick or treaters?
>>3037173>Give them a mix, try to save up what Hisslers you can
>>3037184yeah, the hisslers are for the good costumes....or for cute girls. >>3037173>wish the trick or treaters a happy halloween and to stay safe>make mental note to help the local ghost charity in the future
>>3037203>Halloweenon but with Hisslers coming out of his pockets instead of spaghettiPerfect
>>3037173>>3037184Do this"I can see that all our heroes are having a good night"
>>3037184>>3037198>>3037203>>3037205>>3037222You decide to throw in a little mix of everything to keep the kids happy (and your lawn clean come morning), but make a mental note to both conserve the hisslers and to donate to their ghost charities later.>Roll 3D20+3
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>3037239
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>3037239let's give 'em somthing good to eat! Phanty by Nick Swift
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>3037239aa
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>3037239
>>3037254>>3037256>>3037286Oh, it is a good thing to be a god of candy. It's like playing Santa without the scratchy beard and suit."Alright! I got nice little hauls for everyone! Choco Nanas and cups of cider and peanut cups! And my witch's cauldron of caramel is bubbling! But please, no double dipping!"Amazingly, you manage to keep them all in a nice orderly line like they're at school.I guess your reputation for candy wizardly has paid off. The kids respect you...which means the'll respect your house.All your stuff is at OK except your Hisslers which are at LIL' LOW.>Roll 3D20 minus 1 for next encounter!
Rolled 11 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3038594I’m having fun handing out candy
Rolled 14 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3038594should've ratted out the cat desu
Rolled 13 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3038594come ooooooooon phanty
>>3038636>>3038661>>3038762You open the door to find...a pizza delivery guy?"Hey man!" He greets you cheerfully. "Like, did you order this St. Florian's Papalronia with a side of cheesy bread?""Uh...">Yes (lie)>No
>>3038778on one hand, pizza sounds REAL good.on the other hand, that'd be stealing a pizza, and I'm not goin to steal. pizza>tell the truth
>>3038778>LUCKY, MAH BOI"Not really, what is the address that you are looking for"No lying to our boy
>>3038778>No, but can I place an order now for when you deliver this one?
>having to choose between cool werewolf cops and hot cat goddesses
>>3038897The duality of man
>>3038897Nice!>>3038868>>3038876>>3038889"No, sorry. As much as your pizza is delicious, I haven't placed an order tonight.""Hmmm...that's weird man. Like weird." The pizza dude scratches his head. "You sureeee you didn't order 12 X Large St. Florian's Papalroni? Because that's what it like, says on the order form and everything..."Oh no.Oh no no no no no.Who would possibly dare? You've had nothing but happy customers the whole night. Who would......oh.......Is this how goddesses test mortals? With pranks?Oh well.>Pay for the pizza (with candy)>Tell Lucky that it's just a prank bro, just a social experiment.
>>3039067Tell lucky it’s a prank, but pay anyway.(with money)Also hand him a hisslers
>>3039067Oh well, I guess I'l ltake it.>pay up
>>3039067>>3039086yeah, lets go with this
>>3039135i appreciate that your id kinda looks like "autistic fuck"
>>3040919wow you are right HAHA
>>3042335There's our boy!>>3040919>>3041843These threads are magic after all. The weirdest shit happens in them.
>>3042335Good ol' lucky
>>3043701We're in auto unfortunately. Don't worry! If we die I'll make another thread.
>hear about Ghoul School through some fanart>watch it>decides to look up some fics>hear about QuestGuy's quests>read some of them>"hey this is pretty good">discover that he's still active>appears just when thread starts to die>"oh okay guess I'll wait until next time">get (late) news that another thread is going to come up>visit>thread's mostly inactive and is probably going to die soon>tfw you've somehow been cursed with visiting these threads only when the fun's about to end
>>3045606>get (late) news that another thread is going to come upMeant to imply that I got the info late after the thread was already posted, not that "QuestGuy is a late bastard" or any of that sort.
>>3045606>>3045613Hey, I am a late bastard.
>>3045606here's his twitter https://twitter.com/QuestGuy1
Bump for bumps
>>3048829that's not even a ghourl
>>3048850its how Plague of Gripes drew Winnie this year
>>3049081Wrong, that's Winry.