Previous Thread: >>282793Archive: http://darksquid.org/titmouse/Twitter: brianraddatzChat: http://darksquid.org/chatWhen we last left our heroes, we were about to learn the history of Harmony's haircut.
>>296557Chicken bones are no joke.
>>296557Harmony is dangerous ._.
Hmmm, that stealthy assassin past.Titmouse Boner for rogue ladies activates!
>>296557If she ever goes back to assassination she'll never have to worry about pesky beyond the grave stuff stopping her.
>>296557Have a thief-off with Harmony, her dark past implies that she has her own skills.
>>296557Guess now its our turn to share some of our past, what should we tell her?
>>296557>Thirst for revengeCalm down Skull Face, jeez.
>>296557Eesh. My condolences.But, I'm glad you managed to find your inner...well, harmony.
>>296557Do something silly to break up the awkwardness
>>296557Blondes have more fun. So, I guess she's still learning how to have fun.Eating white bread? Think bigger. Throw crumbs to attract birds, have poultry for supper.
>>296704Peter was a street urchin who had troubles surviving in his home city. That's when he met his thieves band for the first time. The leader of the band picked him up and let him travel with them. No longer did he have to live off of sewer rat soup and he finally had some people he could depend on. However, once the leader got caught and given a lifetime sentence, most of the band lost interest in thievery and moved onto other things. Peter quit too after they all left and was going to sell all of his knives until he met Gnat which rekindled his adventurous spirit again. Also, go in-depth about your intimate relationship with Piper.
>>296557Share some more of your backstory, some new stuff for Gnat and some stuff to show this lady what you've been through, too.
Peter was the son of a out-of-luck aristocrat who wanted to groom him to marry into a rich family and restore the family fortune. Alas he had fallen in love with another in his village, a commoner. When the time came for him to marry, he refused his father and pleaded with him to let him marry the one he loved. His father was furious and in his anger he did a terrible thing, he killed Peter's lover. Executed her publicly for a meaningless crime she never committed. Peter, heartbroken, left his father and his family and wandered the streets as a vagrant. Taking on the surname 'Titmouse', to hide his true lineage: a Meitout.
>>297126>>296557I like this one.
>>297126Harsh; but good!
>>297126But when do we join the band of theives and for what reason?
>>297163While wandering as a vagrant he joined the band of thieves to forget his past. He stole only from aristocrats as a subtle revenge and rebellion against his own blood and lineage.
>>297126I'm curious. How do you think something like his true love getting executed by his father would affect Peter's approach to romance?
>>297252He appears amicable on the surface, but is cannot commit (you could work Piper into this if you want, maybe they got too close and that's why they disbanded) because he feels guilty for the death of his former love.
>>297126It seems more reasonable to have that a partially made up story that he eventually abandoned, and Peter just was rebellious and has poor impulse control.Along with liking adventure instead of living in a dusty empty mansion on a decaying estate.
>>297252He truly believes there is only one soulmate out there for every person and is quite sure his is dead. As such, he just whores around and flirts with cute women because there's nothing better for him at this point. He's actually a hyper nihilist underneath the fondue facade.
>>297252While he has it easy with charisma, he has a VERY hard time showing what's inside of him, since he feels his love is something dangerous. He doesn't want to go through that again, and he doesn't want to hurt anybody either; so, he tries not to delve deep in a relationship.
No matter what we pick, it could always be not entirely truthful. A mix of truths, lies, and exaggerations.
>>297266>>297268>>297280I feel like this would undermine some of what we've done so far.
>>297331Then don't do it. If you feel it's inconsistent than we should find another backstory. Making sense always takes priority.
>>297328Nah, make it all lies and have Gnat point out historical inaccuracies that blow it apart.
>>297349Well, how do you guys feel about working the street urchin angle instead, then?
>>297331Why don't you think it fits?
>>297365It's largely based on the way he's behaved towards women thus far, in particular Gnat. For example, I really wasn't sure what would happen when Peter finally met Harmony, but the first thing he did was ask her if she knew where Gnat was.Then there's the apparent seething hatred that Chad seems to invoke in Peter, presumably because of the way he's mistreated Gnat.It doesn't feel consistent.
>>297389Well I'll just end by saying this, Gnat could be someone who reminds Peter of his lover (maybe they look alike) so he feels over-protective of her. Hence his hostility against Chad who is clearly of the aristocrat type.But whatever, it was just a thought.
>>297389Really? I never got seething hatred from Peter, he seems to more jovially like to cause him distress if able, because he sees him as a douchebag.
>>297350Sounds fun. Over time some truths could make their way into his stories.>>297389Maybe just take bits and pieces from suggested backstory that you like.
Since there seems to be some disagreement over what Peter's backstory should be, why don't we just tell Harmony about our adventures with Gnat so far?
The idea of Peter being an aristocrat's son and his lover being executed by his own father is certainly compelling and interesting. But I think it might be a bit much for Peter Titmouse. He comes off as a big goofball.
>>297418>this thoughGives a good recap for what little has happened and Peter can give his hilarious take on things. Best choice right here.
>>297389Maybe he's trying to redeem himself, and he's trying hard to love. It's actually strange that someone is both good at appeareances and depth at the same time, usually it would be one way or the other. Those who are good at charisma either don't care much or developed it as a fachade of sorts, as a weapon.Nah, maybe I'm just asking for too much depth. =w=
>>297432If you want depth, go to my drawquest...later. Everything is [reveal pending].currently stuck cataloguing things on Excel
>>297425I agree though, it doesn't feel like it matches his personality (unless it's played for comedy)
hey, about that giant head ghost thing in the mansion, can we call that thing "the vacuum screamer"? I just thought up of it and thought it was the perfect name.
>>297544The only name that came to my mind was "Face Ghost" so I'm definitely open to suggestions.
>>297550YHVH's Black Cousin.
>>297550Time to do its own bestiary entry.Either >>297544Or a stupid name based on its cry Peter would come up with.
>>297467You are the Whirlpool QM! Nice to see you! =w=Is that from a new quest?
>>297425Agreed. I like the idea of him being from a wealthy merchant family, though. Maybe he started the whole thief thing as a full hobby, like how some rich snooty kids take gap years overseas or something, but then either his parents disowned him, or they were thrown into the dungeon for being even bigger crooks. Either way, he was a thief for real, so he stuck with it and got his own merry band.Also, Harmonyfags get out, Gnat is clearly superior.
>>297574The image? No, just from someone's funny recap. As for Whirlpool, it's been there older than Wild Bunch (now in stasis). But enough about me, this isn't my thread.>>297544Maybe just take a hint from Harmony and say "It's a haunted spirit, but it can take many more different forms."
executed lover does seem silly. think growing up HAVING everything but earning nothing of it disillusioned him a bit on the entire concept of money. he will still take it but he'd rather take things that have value, physical or sentimental. like people's hats.
>>297832I have this sinking feeling I'll never be able to escape.Who wants fondue?
>>297832gnat's turn, or we continue on our journey and run into a THING
>>297832This>>297835Lets fight another monster before we get to Casino City
>>297832Heh, I love that Peter/Gnat dynamic
An offering for the Questlord
>>297902Forgot to actually attach said offering. Now Quest Senpai will never notice me!
>>297906Starting to get creepy there.
>>297906>>297909Shipping is part of fandom. It's okay
>>297909I like to sniff your hair at night ta8PECTH.
>>297832>until this girl dragged me into her anticsTopmost of keks
>>297950I rescind my statement, this is 90% harmony. Needs more hybridization.
And would you look at that its Casino City. (population: pending census)
>>297949c u t e
>>297846"Get a load of this guy" Gnat is the best reaction image to come out of this thread so far.
>>297832"It's odd how recent that first meeting really was, because I feel like I've known her for ages, now. I'll not lie, I went into a bit of a panic when she disappeared on me."
>>297832>>298051"Yeah, if it hadn't been for that imprinting curse, who knows where I'd be."
>>297832>fifteen feet tall and breathed fireYou only wish! That would have made Gnat half-dragon.
I'm pretty sure Peter conned some ruler into passing a law that states that no creature name is official before the name has been documented in a tome or tomes alongside accurate physical traits.
>>298153i'd buy it
>>297835>two different suggestions in one postWell which is it???
>>298344Gnat's turn please based OP. She needs some character development.
>>298344>>298372We already know a good bit about her past, I think. But sure, in the interest of fairness, let Gnat tell her story.
>>298387but then Peter would basically HAVE to tell them his backstory
>>298372>>298387>>298392What if Gnat starts to tell her story but some convenient encounter or event forces them to start moving again
>>298396Then I'll be mildly irritated at OP for copping out.
>>298652Legacy? Was your grandfather some kind of magical mage of mystical magicness?
>>298652And now you're on the road to become a legend!
>>298652I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by wizards. Foreign wizards. Torn from my elders, I was made to cast their magic. With each new post, my masters changed along with the spells they made me cast. With each change, I changed, too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong. Spells can kill.
>>298652Hold up, legacy? That's gnot gnothing, Gnat.
>>298658>>298678>>298652Ask her to elaborate on this legacy business.
>>298678Gnet out of here.
>>298683Isn't her knee on the wrong side of leg(right leg). I don't think legs can work like that.Just sayin'
>>298683>>298725Back of the knee maybe?
>>298725I think you are looking at the crease in the back of the knee, as >>298730 pointed out.
>>298725Gnat's legs are a complete mystery to me.
>>298725That's not a knee, that's the muscle on the side of the leg, it's more visible on shorter people afaik
>>298730Can't be, that is sticking out.>>298741I am short and I can't find that muscle, even if there is one, it shouldn't stick out that much.
>>298751Sounds like you skipped leg day, dude.
>>298758Kinda. But Gant should be less muscular then I am for sure.
>>298652Ask about her exboyfriend who stole her glory
>>298766With all that walking? Every day is leg day for Gnat
>>298769Seconding! I want to know why she's like that.
>>299066Suddenly a magic hamster with a butt for a face shows up
>>298683requesting Gnat losing her mental clarity to soggy brain tentacles
>>299066In reality: Gnat's father is like Peter who just improvises on the spot and gets lucky with hustling everyone.
>>299066>He died when I was a tiny childGnat's still a tiny child though
>>299066Gnat father was actually part f our group.Peter just looks very goof for his age.
>>299066"Was his last name de Moucheron? The man who brought our whole group together in the beginning was a wizard with that name. We called him Fly."
>>299066Plot twist her father is actually still alive and living under a different name. OH OH I got it, hes actually Talon Stronghold, the dude who killed Harmony's mother.
>>299134>gnat >having a noseThat pic is obviously someone else
>>299114No, we ARE Gnat's father!
>>297389i didn't think he hated chad, or really cared at all, he was just fucking with him. that said, i like the more simple "had to eat" way more than some dramatic backstory.
>>299066Ask gnat about how she lost her nose. Failed potion? Dueling class at school?
>>299150No. Thats not true. That's impossible!
>>299161>>299170"What're ya talking about? I -have- a nose!"
>>298673: ^ )
>>299066The ghost of of the father takes over Peter temporary and talks to gnat
>>299132Point out you usually have to work for greatness - and go on adventure!
>>299066Now it's our turn to share isn't it? And not just the part about how we met up with Gnat.
>>299132Talk about the magic user in your old group, assuming you had one since magic and the past seems to be the main topic here.
Peter should mention his origins with exaggeration.
>>299066Past trends indicate this is the point something big and nasty tries to kill you. Quick turn around!
>>300204It's the rare and elusive Two-legged snek! Quick! Use your beastiary!
>>300204Is that a hand puppet
>>300204OH GOD A REPTILE, RUN THE OTHER WAY
>>300204Eh, it's a lizard, not really worth much effort. Draw straws to see who has to fight it. Then steal the straws and fight it anyways (unless it is friendly of course).
>>300204I choose to believe that Peter believes that Gnat is being genuine.Anyway, prepare for combat!
>>300251I choose to believe gnat is being genuine
>>300204He's up to something, offer him a bribe to leave you be.
>>300204Guarantee there is more to that snake hidden behind the tree, don't let your guard down!
>>300204Those are actually arms of a snake hand tentacle thing
>>300204Maybe it's attracted to your bandana.
In this page, nothing happens.
>>300791In the next page, something happens.
>>300791Time to make a coat.
>>300791throw a chunk of food behind it, then when it gets distracted mount and stab.
>>300791Why is Peter constantly being attacked by weird shit? Is he cursed?Tentacles + throw a knife
>>300791Hiss back more menacingly at that asshole, show him you mean more business than he could ever hope to mean.
>>300791The fight turns out like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN6srN0wooc
>>300791Scream back at the hissard
>>300799There's a common theme to these attacks: They always happen when Gnat is around. The next course of action is clear.
>>300823...Get some fondue?...Yeah. let's get some fondue.
>>300791I drew a thing!
>>300840My hand slipped.
>>300840This Harmony is bringing all kinds of balance to me if you catch what I'm saying, anon.
>>300840I enjoy this picture.
>>300844Funny seeing as she is pretty top-heavy and unbalanced...
>>300849Hey man, you don't know what kind of junk she is packing in the trunk.
>>300860With the nose gone, this is more accurate to the comic and that much better. Seriously though, those things are bigger than Gnat is.
>>300867Well, they definitely are bigger than Harmony's head or at least about the same size.
>>300840>>300843>>300860>>300872She's gonna need herself some white fondue courtesy of Peter
>>300872Seriously now, her back...
>>300843Looks like she drank some mystery potion
>>300913She has the support of her deity.If you are a true believer and put your faith in the god Jenab, he will lift you up.
>>300918>tfw it's now canon
>>300918M-may I ask... where's the balance, then?
>>300918Are divine bras a thing?BTW, is Jenab a man? Because that would mean he is definitely manhandling most of his more "gifted" priestess in an ensuring fight against saggyness.>divine handbras
>>300926In the hips.
>>300942Surely you must be jesting, my good sir. Have you dropped your monocle and thus cannot see the bountiful behind of this fair maiden?
>>300926>>300930>>300947Her hips (and ass) are goddamn massive. Check 'em. >>300840
>>300953What if the hips are huge, but it's just flat as a board behind?
>>300993I wish I could get lewd fanart too
I'm not sorry.
>>301048>>301033Gasp! I know what makes me weirdly uncomfortable looking at this picture!It's the eyes!The rest is... well, I could see that being an alternate costume.
>>300791Respond in its native tongue.GRONK
>>301066Forget this, wrassle the snake.
>>301066It can't dodge in the air, PUNCH IT!
>>301066The O' Great Wizard Neckbeard comes and saves the day, realizing that the snake is hooked like a jewish nose.
>>301066While the snake thing rebounds against the shield, grab it by its thin midsection and decapitate it with a knife.
Also, want to say thanks for all of the fan art, you guys. I love it.
dodgey fucker ain't it. use double knife, throw one knife then while it is in the air throw another knife.
>>300843Humbly requesting you slip again
>>301066Do something to stun it, that makes it lose its dex bonus to AC and will also make it unable to attempt a reflex save.
Requesting Gnat as MC Hammer
>>301066Throw your top hat at it like Oddjob. Be disappointed when it does nothing.
>>301066I forget what spells Gnat knows, if she uses any Ice or Cold spells have her use those, reptiles are weak to cold. Then it should be free stabbing.
>>300993>>301021>>301023I. . . don't get it.
>>301793Gnat isn't drawn with a nose by Okk. So people are erasing her nose in fanart for fun.
>>301811Fun and accuracy. I need my gnat to be faithful to the original art.
>>299375: v )
>>301811I meant that I don't get the political stuff, or what it is she's supposed to be holding that is blacked out.
>>302005She's holding dicks.
>>302425Fascinating! This species seems to react to threats by spitting some kind of quick hardening extract expelled from its mouth.I would recommend cooling the substance until it becomes brittle.
>>302425We can't have it doing that again. stuff the empty top hat down its throat to clog it up.Then stab it. a lot.
>>302425Gnat is now blind for the rest of the seriesThe quest becomes an inspirational tale about how, despite her affliction, Gnat can accomplish anything
>>302500damn, i can only imagine how hard life is without a nose or eyes...
>>302503She uses her tongue for everything
>>302425Quickly! grapple the Spit-wyrm and strangle it to death!
>>302425Harmony heals Gnat while Peter dispatches the lizard
>>302519>Spit-wyrm>not calling it a Spython
>>302546>>302519>not a Retchtile
>>302580naah it doesn't roll of the tongue that smoothly.
>>302580I actually like this one, change mine to that!
>>302518She uses it as a lasso and suddenly becomes the most dangerous member of the party.
>>302425 Harmony do something too get that stuff off of gnat face.
whats up with the guy with some kind of fetish for flipping peter's nose aroundlike, yes, it looks like a nose both ways, nobody gives a shit
>>302425Get that stuff of Natalie's eyes.
>>302836He has Autism.
>>302836Flipped nose looks better imo.
>>302880the normal nose is more in line with the rest of his character design, regardless of if or not you can get off to to him more easily with a manlier nose
>>302947Woah there, fella! I'm not even the guy doing the edits, calm your hostilities. It's some unknown comic on some unimportant board on 4chan, no need to become some rectally ruptured over a difference of opinion. It's not like it actually matters.
>>303005>unknownnice try with your memes therealso get the fuck out of here if youre going to offend the author over an inconsequential remark (which, by the way, actually shows no trace of hostilities at all, i don;t know where that part of your claim comes from (this one does contain hostilities however, granted))
>>302425snek questions why it is being attacked
>>303005It matters to me.
Huh, I just remembered how to make Payaya
>>303382wrestle its head towards the ground!
>>303382Let's hope that's closer to a vomit than a spit. Choke it harder, that shit isn't getting in our eyes.
>>303382Check on Gnat. Try to distract her by being silly.
mmmh this is getting pretty hot.wrestle that cream spitting one-eyed snake some more
>>303382chop off its head and then check on GnatPut a special note in the bestiary about the Retchtile being a jerk
>>303382Point his head away from us/the party and finish the beast off.
>>303382Stuff its mouth cartoon-style so that it backfires when it tries to spit at you.
>>303382Close its mouth
>>303382Hold his mouth shut and have it choke on it's spit stuff.
>>303382Point the Gargleblaster away from your face, then cut it's head clean off.Then drain the venom or acid this thing spits into a bottle, could come in handy later, especially if we cost a few knives with it.Also, ask Gnat how many fingers you're holding up. We need to determine how fucked Gnat's shit is.
>>303687>First she gets brain-tentacle'd>Then she gets blindedAll we need now is clothing damage and she's ready for the auction
>>303687>it'sit>costcoatPosting from Clover is a pain in the ass.
>>303717That explains why her eyes look so fucked in these. I mean the body is great but ho ho holy shit
>>303750i could redo the eyes, they are on a different layer anyway...
>>304206Mock him so his last seconds of life are of utter despair.
>>304206DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE PUPPYDOG EYES
>>304206Wring it's adorable little neck!
>>304206Dont kill itJust throw it as far as you canIm a sucker for puppy eyes
>>304234I supporting this to most guilt to kill something with puppy eyes.
>>304206Spike it on a pointy rock.Then eat it.
>>304206Wait can we train it?The way to discipline dogs is to pin them to the ground firmly, and wait until the calm down. We should do that.If this thing doesn't stop wriggling in 2-3 minutes we just finish the job. But maybe it'll recognize us as the alpha or whatever.
>>304206It could become a worthy companion if trained correctly. Don't kill it.
>>304206Scene transition to serving up roasted lizard thing for lunch.
>>304206> Return puppydog eyes.> Experience a moment of mutual bonding.
>>304492This, then kill it.
>>304206Don't kill the beast. As others have mentioned, perhaps it can be tamed.
>>304206"Are you going to behave?"Stern look.
Whether I'm willing to spare it or not depends on if Gnat has any lasting issues with that gunk. If it was just grossness, then fine, we can spare it. If she's messed up beyond mild eye irritation, it dies.
>>304492>>304536Supporting this, it make me laugh.
>>304206throw off one liner about being excellent at wrangling spitting snakesrealize what you said and then get made fun of
>>304761Better yet, it's either Gnat or Harmony who laughs/blushes/makes fun of Peter.
I'm not sure this even works on dogs, let alone lizards...
>>304891If we're going this route, we need to stick and carrot this. Have a weapon at the ready to fight it back if it gets mean, but have a treat ready to show it what being good gets it,.
>>304891Now eat it
>>304891Just kill the thing, it's a wild bloody animal!
>>304891Yeah, just kill it.
>>304891Ask Harmony and Gnat what we should do with it.
>>304891Alright girls, how is your animal husbandry?
>>304913We're stealing it's wild nature. Because we're a thief. that's definitely a thing we can do.
>>304931>animal husbandry>being husbands to animalsPeter can make a ton of money.
>>304891before you do anything else, you need to clean that tiny speck of dirt just under your eye.
>>304891Judging by the fact it tried to use puppy dog eyes means that it's used to being around humans. Probably just tries to attack people from time to time. Not much different from what Peter did on Bandit Road.
>>304891> Now calm down> Gnat, Harmony, do either of you know anything about what the hell this is?
>>304952>Not much different from what Peter did on Bandit Road.I demand evidence that Peter made a habit of spewing caustic bodily fluids into the eyes of hapless passers-by
>>304891You guys suggesting we spare it are crazy, just kill the damn thing!
Maybe there are little baby killer serpents somewhere in the tree?
>>304939Let is live, tame it.
>>305088>>304891That's an anon complaining about a speck. Relinking to actual post.
>>305104To clarify, relinking for the anon who may not have noticed and may not notice before voting is called.
>>305104Pfft. I didn't even notice that.>>304891But no, for reals, tame dat snake.
>>304891Fashion a muzzle and leash for it from surrounding plants.
>>303066It's not an insult, it's just a /qst/ quest. Even the author knows that and I'd hope he'd have enough sense to not get triggered by someone stating the obvious. I guess I better do what anon says and leave his safe space immediately, otherwise I like memes and dick!
My schedule is different this week.I'm off today.
>>307034Well, I guess we can see if it is hungry, right? Try using this as a means of training the guy.
>>307034>that delicious yuri subtextFeed that lizard that bread!
>>307034Tell Gnat that Splat (the name of our new pet) probably only "attacked" her because it felt threatened. It's also staying quite calm in its current situation so we have a good outlook on it getting tamed.
>>307034if this all goes pear shaped I say we choke it with its own tail.
If we do manage to tame it, we should bond it with Gnat. We can't always be there to protect her.
>>307034Eat the bread, and say thank you.
>>307034So what, we give it the bread every time it doesn't spit in our face? What is that, positive negative reinforcement?
>>307034Slowly get up and back away a short distance, then give it bread to reward it for staying calm.
>>307034Throw the bread right at the lizardWhy can't Harmony just cast Charm Monster anyway
>>307034If we could train it to spit in the eyes of our enemy then that would be great.
>>307447Most games I've played Charm Monster is usually a wizard spell not a cleric spell.
>>307034Give it bread.
>>307208Just take a bite and tell her it tastes fine.
>>303066Are you okay? You seem kind of mad about a really inconsequential remark.
>>307034Give it the B.
>>307034Hit it in the head with the bread
>>308174Entertain harmony by petting (stroking) your new pet snake.
>>308174Well, so far I think this is working out okay.
>>308174Take training slow, don't force it. If we can get out of this with no one else getting acid spat in their face, I call that a win.
The discentered "No." somehow gives it power.
>>308174Cool, now maybe treat that wound you got? Claws probably aren't poisonous but treating the wounds sooner means healing sooner.
>>308174>that smug lookGnat a shit.
>>308436I don't think we can be friends.
>>308462Good, you don't get to bring friends.
>>308543Someone get this hot head outta here!
>>308174Splat should jump on Peter's head and then hiss aggressively at Gnat.Then it should be clingy and wrap around him.
>>308174What sex is Splat? We need to catch a mate and farm them one day
>>308174Is Splat a boy or a girl?We should take the time to log this one in our Pokédex. Might want to not that it can be shown who's boss.Shit, maybe a lot of the monsters we've been fighting can be tamed or battled into submission come to think of it. Are we... making a break through here? Can monsters be domesticated?Yes sure it's a bestiary but now that we're on a quest to catch 'em all we might as well rethink our strategy.
>>309077Have Gnat learn a humanization spell and begin the age of Monstergirls. May as well have her learn a genderswap spell too, just in case Peter wants to be Petra
>>309097Get your degenerate fantasies out of this thread, I just want to catch strong Petermon and defeat all eight warlords beyond the river. Then challenge the Petermon League.A part of me now wants Casino City to look like Realgam Tower.
>>304891It's a thing, it's controversial among dog owners. I don't know how much of a choice we really had with Splat.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha_roll
>>309228let's start with 'not try to claw us to death and spit acidic goop all over the party members'
>>309228That's not the only itch you can scratch, Gnat.
>>309228Ideally Peter would train Splat to give him the love and affection he has been denied all his life by his family, but for now…Guard dog/lizard?
>>309228Gnat is getting jealousalso>We'll nee more food>nee
>>309228Train him in kung fu
>>309228>>30926680s kung fu training montage
>>309266>>309272Obviously we need to turn him into Mushu from Mulan
>>309228>"What kind of training are you trying to give him?"<sexual innuendo>
>>309228Just simple name recognition and not attacking people should be good to start off with, simple for even wild animals to get used to.
>>309161Am I doing it right?
>>309228> Well, we need to train splat to go in a bag, so we can take him with us.> First, though, we need to get him to let us pick him up without him clawing the fuck out of us.
>>309422Am I doing it right?
http://imgur.com/a/SQ8esHarmony is balanced above and below
>>309516Where is that chat from?
>>309569LimeBreaker's stream chat.
>>309422Yep. I'm pretty sure one of those girls needs an alpha roll right now, Splat seems to be doing just fine but the other two should be reminded who's the captain of this ship. It'll be good practice for when we need to alpha roll Chad or some 200-feet tall Eldritch horror in similar fashion.Think we could've alpha rolled the Skrvit?
>>309615Only one way to find out fellow trainer.