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You guys still respond because...?
>>2956709We hate ourselves it's all we have left. Either way someone has to try who knows. One of them might be genuine and list 4 threads.
>>2956709Damn that's a lot of threads with the OP leaving
RICK PRACE AND ROCATION
Ok, your 6 goblins on a mountain. What doResources- some rocks and sticks.People- 6 adult goblins
>>2961128Search for white women
>>2961772is this the plot of goblin slayer
>>2961784It might be now >>2961772ROLL a d20 what's a quest without rolls
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2962008White womens get
>>2963075Abandoning any idea of gathering shelter, food, or weapons. The goblins dedicate all there cunning to there one true goal. White women's. They charge down the mountain that they had so recently climbed skittering and shouting in excitement and in a stroke of pure luck run across a small village at the base of the moutain.But never mind its resistance what truly gets there attention is two women (white) cleaning clothes by a stream. One of them hearing the chattering of the goblins stands to look at them, then suddenly scream at their horrid appearance.The screen only enticing them further the goblins run across the stream and quickly accost the two women dispute their petty resistance.>your goblins have 2 women (white) and are near a village.>Now that you have them what do?
>>2963103Have them cook and clean like good girls
>>2963103Bring white women back to the rape cave. Rape them and keep them as prisoners, making sure none of the goblins kill them by mistake. Breed some some half humans and half goblins. If we don't have a fucking cave, find one. And do the shit I said above.
>>2963113Cooking and cleaning is what I said, anon.
>>2963122Do you want rape cave as well or should I consider this a tie and roll?
>>2963129I agree with BothWe need to find a rape cave, and have it cleaned up and someone needs to cook our food.Are we going to turn this goblin civ, into Hobgoblins one with our eugenics program?
>>2963124>>2963113>>2963111Quickly moving to escape before any others in the village notice the screaming, the goblins run back up the mountain dragging the women with them as they scream and struggle. Unfortunately with nothing to bind nor mute them with the travel wwas difficult and could prove to cause issues in the future. Luckily no one else in the village seems to have been close enough to hear.The goblins discuss amongst themselves what to do with their women. They all agree that they are perfect for rapeing, and that they probably shouldn't kill them. They begin to look for a cave or any kind of shelter in the mountains but none of any quality are easily spotted.> Roll 1d20 for cave finding folks
>>2963136with enough rape anything is possible.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2963138>They all agree that they are perfect for rapeing, and that they probably shouldn't kill themMy type of goblins, they have a brain-cell or two to rub together. To see why we should keep the (white) women alive
Whats everyone's favorite roll system. Best of three or should I go for adverages based on difficulty like reaver?
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2963138
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2963138
>>2963144Best of three, or average the rolls.
>>2963144No average of the rollsBest of 3
>>2963155Best of three then, OP.
>>2963147>>2963146>>2963142Going with best of three for now but considering reavers system on it.Four goblins scurry around the mountains looking for a cave to nest in while the other two watch their prey. The first couple of goblins come back empty handed, but the last come back excitedly screaming about a well dug and reinforced mine. Grinning with glee the goblins drag the women to there newfound lair.They begin to explore once they reach the cave, dozens of tunnels file out from one main shaft although no real rooms are found there is plenty if potential here. The goblins throw the women (white)into the end of a particularly short tunnel and begin to crowd around them. They appear to have given up on struggling finally realizing there plight is hopless, but tears still stream down there faces. These sentimentalitys mean nothing to the goblins though as they stare hungrily at their attractive bodies. All sense of restraint is lost as the goblins descend on the women tearing the clothing from them and filling their holes with goblin cock. Before long the women are seeded and exhausted collapsed on the rock floor with only despair on their faces.The goblins very cheerful from this experiance all walk from the tunnel, arms linked and voiced raised in traditional goblin rape songs.> Now that this business is out of the way what do?> Resources> -rocks sticks anything that can be scavenged>People> -6 adult goblins (male)> - 2 Human women (white) hopefully pregnant
By the way you guys finnally started responding just as I was gonna go to bed so with this update I'll sleep. Will continue in 10 or so hours.
>>2963185>By the way you guys finally started responding just as I was gonna go to bed so with this update I'll sleep. Will continue in 10 or so hours.Yeah, when I saw that we got the (white) women, I knew I had to join in on the fun. I'll be following this quest my good OP. When you come back.>>2963183>Time to research. Use rocks to sharpen sticks so we can outfit our goblins with pointy sticks
>>2963183Search the mine for tools.
>>2963183build cage for white women
>>2963199Yeah, this is better, supporting. Also have two goblins keep watch of women
>>2963199ThisQuest is great
>>2963191Yeah somehow all my quests end up in degenerative bullshit. I think it's a plu,s I dont like limiting people's choices just becuase its morally reprehensible or dumb. More fun that way. >>2963294Thank you, I know my writing isn't great like some of the other quests but I do try so I really appreciate it.>>2963202>>2963199>>2963200>>2963185Excited and satisfied the goblins decide to begin the real work of creating a lair. 2 goblins are sent to guard the exhausted women (white). Grinning these goblins run to their task eagerly. The others talk amongst themselves of how to keep the women held with less effort. One with a sudden relevation realized cages are a thing, excitedly blabbing how it's a perfect solution. The rest look at him blankly, one coming over and wapping him upside the head to get him to shut up. " We have no tools dumbass, how do you expect us to make it." The stuck goblin angrily strikes back by delivering a blow to the other goblins stomach " fuckwit, were In a mine there will be tools here go look." The goblins goals decided 3 of them head off in the mine in search of tools and one worried about the humans goes outside to make sharp sticks intended for stabbing.>give me 2d20s one for sticks and one for searching the mine.
Rolled 4, 15 = 19 (2d20)>>2963678Here you are, OP.
Rolled 15, 1 = 16 (2d20)>>2963678
Rolled 10, 2 = 12 (2d20)>>2963678
>>2963734>>2963722>>2963683>15The one goblin who headed out to make weapons takes a large rock and begins painstaking breaking larger branches off of trees. Once he managed to gather 6 he took a smaller rock and whittled the end of the branch into a sharp point. Then taking off any additional branches and grinding down the numbs until they resembled somthing along lines of a spear. Excited with his work he bundled them up and began running back into the cave> gained 6 wooden spears.>1The three goblins head Deeper into the mine to find chatting and laughing the whole way. As the head deeper they strangely find no tools of any sort, almost as if it had been picked clean, and mine seemed almost ridiculously large as they had been traveling down one shaft for almost an hour. Suddenly they were startled by a couple of short (from a human perspective roughly a few inches higher then a goblin on adverage) gruff looking creatures. Their beards braided extensively almost reaching their feet. "Oi what's this then" one of them shouted out raising his lantern. " it's some of those little green fucks should be just off em grimnir?" They appear armed in pickaxes and leather with mail. >Wat do?
>>2963747RUN AND HIDEAlthough if these Dwarves built this mine, I'd say we're screwed unless we flee completely.
>>2963747>tactical retreat, run away as fast as we can
>>2963767>>2963770The three goblins instinctively knowing the are outmatched sprint away from the dwarves. One of the dwarves mocks them as the run " yeee run yeh fukin onion peelers, godamn shit stains."The goblins quickly split and hide in separate tunnels, but the dwarves dont appear to follow. Creeping back out of there hiding spots its assured the dwarves just lets them to run.They return back near the entrance of the mine where the meet up with the goblin who went to make weapons. He amory hands out his creations and chide his fellows for failing there task. > resources > rocks, sticks, anything that can be scavenged.>tools/weapons > 6 wooden spears (equipped)>people>6 adult destitute goblins. (1W) (0A)>2 human women prisoners (white) hopefully pregnant.
>>2963895build a cage with the spears
>>29638944 goblins go to steal tools from human village
>>2963895Me thinks leave white funbags to sall warrior and run.Otherwise >Ambush
>>2964017Honestly not sure what you mean by that.>>2964005>>2963928The goblins decide that a cage now for there prisoners are nessesarty and take there 6 spears to the tunnel where the women are being kept. When the four arrive they see there two bertherin continuing to defile the white women, and making full use of there holes. A interesting way if guarding to be sure. The other four quickly join in until spent, then spend some time trying to figure out how to assemble 6 spears into a cage large enough to hold 2 humans. After an hour of pondering and mashing them together in various shapes they realise they do not have nearly enough spears for this and give up to go steal tools from the village> roll for tool stealing
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>2964061
>>2964061Steal only tools made of metall, wooden ones are worthless when enemies have metal weapons.
>>2964061>Leave the fuckmuppets to dwarves and runWonky keyboard autocorrect thing
>>2964064Switchiglng out the two goblins guarding after an argument about who gets to have fun. Four of the goblins leave the mine and head down the moutian to the human village. As they approach they begin to sneak. Seeing the stream where the two women were captured they see several human males looking around the place calling out some words in there disgusting language. Taking this as an opportunity the goblins quickly sneak past and enter the small village. As most of the guards were searching for the women it was easy to pilfer some tools where the humans weren't looking. A few axes, hoe's, scythes, and even one brave goblin jumped into a house window and stole a sword!. With there I'll gotten gains the goblins swiftly retreat before being spotted. They return to the mine whooping in glee.> Gained> 3 axes (iron) (poor quality)>4 hoes (iron) (poor quality)>2 scythes (iron) (poor quality)>1 sword (iron) (standard quality)> with there new found tools what will the goblins do. The day has fallen to evening.
>>2964168make a cage(s) for the women (white)
>>2964179+1Make sure the cage can't be broken by pulling out the spears from the ground.
>>2964168>gather wood for cage and hunt animals for food from forest>>2964179With what? We need materials dummy
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>2964201>>2964179Realizing the women(white) could escape while they sleep, four goblins head out for materials. Under the instruction of the goblin who made the spears they cut down more branches, this time far faster with the axes and dragged them inside. The goblins began cutting notches into the wood so that it would fix together and over the rest of the earning crafted a cage that should hold the women or at least alert them if they manage to collapse it>Gained >1 shoddy cage. Capacity 4
>>2964279Yeah I just decided to assume they wanted to get wood. I do appreciate you stating it.
>>2964291Exhausted after the completion of the cage the goblins collapse into a sleeping pile in front of it. The night went by uneventfully and once they awoke the women were still unconscious in the cage. Although they do find themselves needing of food.>what do.
>>2964305>sneaky sneak 4 gobbis towards where dwarfs were and try to steal their food
>>2964364This but one goblin, should be able to carry the food and less of a chance to be seen.Look for more women (white or elven)
>>2964444>>2964364Looks like were gonna need a tie breaker
>>2964444Well I quess we can sent more goblins later if the first dude finds anything. Lets go with this for now
>>2964488Go steal the dwarves' food
>>2964642>>2964520>>2964444>>2964364The goblins discuss what to do next. 3 goblins head out to capture more women for the village while one goblin will attempt to steal food from the dwarves.> 2 destitute goblins (1W) (0A)> 1 Goblin swordman (3W) (0A)Sneak down into the village. Unfortunately the see no lone women about, however some do travel in the village openly. Perhaps they could be stolen?> how do you want to approach the Capture> roll for it>1 destitute goblinThe lone goblin sneaks deeper into the line wary of any dwarves. As he reaches where the dwarves were previously he only finds a note in there strange runic script. Ignoring it he continues further. Eventually he finds a stone door in the rock >how should he attempt to break in>roll 1d20 for this as well
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>2964734sneakily ambush the women and kidnap them.
First roll for the kidnapping, second for the food stealing.To open the door, goblo should try sticking the metal part of his weapons near the hinges to bend/break them.For the kidnapping, throw a stone near a woman at the edge of the village, and rush in to possibly steal him.
Rolled 9, 8 = 17 (2d20)>>2964775Fucked the dice upI usually just lurk, sorry for being so retarded
Rolled 14, 18 = 32 (2d20)>>2964734
>>2964775I support this Anon good thinking
Rolled 2, 9 = 11 (2d20)>>2964786>>2965095
Rolled 16, 16 = 32 (2d20)>>2964775This >>2964734
Rolled 11, 17 = 28 (2d20)rolling for PAWGs
Have a good sleep OPIf it ever comes to us being in some deep shit while i'm offline, then i vote for the strongest goblin to escape while the others hold the enemy at bay
>>2965857Nah not sleeping right now just dming for my group, I'll do at least one post later tonight.
Opie, Opie Are you here? We need more goblins and white women/elves.
>>2967427Nope I lied i stayed up till 5am and passed out.>>2964786>>2965040>>2965112>>2964767>>2965325>>2965400>>2964775"Him"? Are we looking for a trap this time.Also it's a wooden spear so no metal bit, good idea tho.>14The three goblins stalk around the village, looking for a opportunity to take one of the women (white). After some time they find one that is doing laundry at a house nrlear thr edge of the village. Finding this to be a perfect opportunity two of the goblins start to charge forward. But the third quickly pulls then back and puts a finger to lips. Confused the two others slink back into the underbrush waiting for whatever there compson has planned.The goblin then picks up a rock and chucks it at a shed, closer to the forests where the goblins are hidden. The rock made a loud thump! As it slammed against the wall. The girl jumps in surprise, and looks forward where the sound came from. Just as she looks like she is going to continue work, another thump! Comes from the shed. Standing up she looks around the area but is unable to spot the three goblins and makes her way closer to the shed.Just as the white woman gets to the closest point to the three, the one goblin signals for them to charge. They rush out of the bushes and each grabs a hold of her taking advantage of her startled state. They begin sprinting back into the mountains with her there arms. She was so stunned that it almost a minute for her to start screaming for help, fortunately by that point it was too far for any human to catch up.>18The lone goblin thinking of how he could break in decides the best way is too break off the hinges of the door. He swings his wooden spear at it splinters flying. Again and again hebatttenots until the spear is a broken mess. Unfortunately it appears dwarven metal hinges are stronger the a branch. Just as the goblin is about to give up and slink back to the nest, one spear shorter; the door slams open startlingly the goblin causing him to fall prone."What the ell is all this banging, im trying to sleep"The goblin quickly crawls his way it the wall to avoid the dwarves gaze." Fucking Gomrad are you try to fuck with me again. I'll goddamn skin you."The dwarf complaining loudly stomps out of the door into the tunnels somehow not noticing the goblin hiding right next to him.The door left open the goblin take this as a perfect opportunity to sneak into the dwarven halls. He slips inside and and heads down into halls trying to keep to the shadows. He spots hundreds traveling the wide epic halls of this apparent fortress. Luckily after some effort and no small amount of close calls he makes it to what appears to be a store room, takeing a sack of what he assumes passes for food in dwarf lands. Then quickly retraces his steps and escapes out the door closing it.All four goblins meet back up near the entrance to the mine to show off there gains.>gained >1 women white>1 sack of dwarven food. (1 week)
>>2968966Hit 3000 on the dot.> now that you have food and women what do?
>>2968971Find stuff to make more tools.
>>2968966>Build an proper nestPile of of sticks for firefood and material for spears and beds made from what ever soft material we can get moss, hay, (white) woman clothes
>>2969159Wooden walls near the entrance, or maybe barricades, need some defence in case op goes isekai MC on us.
>>2969188We have just 6 goblins, so we are limited on our building actions, but barricade is good idea
>>2969159>>2969188ThisAnother white women gotta.3 more to go and each goblin has his own
Rolled 5, 15 = 20 (2d20)>>2969188>teach PAWGs to twerk
Rolled 14, 6 = 20 (2d20)>>2969611Rolling against this
>>2969159>>2969188>>2969261>>2969085>>2969446>>2969611Deciding to spend the day making a proper nest for themselves, the goblins go out and gather materials. Grasses, hay, sticks and branches are dragged back into the tunnel the goblins have claimed for there own. Beddings for each of the goblins and the women are made and something resembling a barricade is made. With branches propping up other branches in a fence like pattern. Finally a proper goblin nest. Pleased with themselves the goblins redouble there raping of the now three white women. > Nest> shoddy sleeping area.> shoddy cages.> shoddy barricade.> resources > rocks, sticks, anything that can be scavenged.> Trees> 1 Week of dwarven food>tools/weapons >5 wooden spears (Shoddy Quality) (Equipped)>3 axes (iron) (poor quality)>4 hoes (iron) (poor quality)>2 scythes (iron) (poor quality)>1 sword (iron) (standard quality) (Equipped>people> 5 adult destitute goblins. (1W) (0A)> 1 Goblin swordsman (3W) (0A)> 3 human women prisoners (white) hopefully pregnant.With the day over the goblins sleep the night away pleased with there progress>Day 3>With the new day what will these brave goblins do?
>>2969756>Let's try to reinforce the cages. If they go down the goblins will lose major morale>Have some goblins cut down trees, drag them to the nest and some one cut them up into planks for building material.
>>2969756>2 goblins explore the tunnels more throughfully for anything dwarfs have left behind or areas of interest>2 gobs explore the nearby outside area and roads heading away from human village
Rolled 15, 4 = 19 (2d20)>>2969836Let's do thisThe last 2 goblins will be guarding the women. Switching them out for the goblins that didn't guard yet
Rolled 2, 9 = 11 (2d20)>>2969836+1Give me those Crits
>>2969984>>2969956>>2969836>>2969833Thanks for rolling before I asked.Switching out the guard again, as two goblins cant have all the fun. The goblins convene and decide on what to do for the day. Two goblins will explore the the mines and 2 will explore the area around the village.>15The two goblins are set to explore the mines begin a thorough investigation of all the tunnels that have not been looked at. After some hours of searching they managed to find 2 abandoned pick axes (good quality) a vein of what they assume to be iron ore at the end of one tunnel.>9The two others explore the surrounding countryside and the surroundings of the village. In the mountains they find goats berries and some hawks. There are a few other small caves that dot them but no mines. Around the village they find a stream and three roads that lead out of it. When investigating the roads they saw 1 group of travelers through the day and signs they point somewhere. Unfortunately the goblins could not read the human language.The village itself seems to be a farming and fishing community working out of the stream and farming the surrounding country side and a large mill in the center. The population seems small 200 at most. When spying on the village they did see somthing concerning 10 young men training with spears and swords, as well the women seem more heavily guarded. None are outside of the borders of the village.
>>2970298> now that the area is scouted what do?
>>2970298Keep away from the village in the mean time. We have to really careful not to let the humans track us back to our homeFor our actions>Use axes to cut down trees>Use the wood and pointy stick to set up traps leading in our home.
Rolled 5, 13 = 18 (2d20)>>2970311Rolling maybe anons will come
>>2970467Anons only exsist in our dreams. I blame the lackluster civ image and intro the original op has.
>>2970503Well you could always try again with a better pic now that we something set up. Like Rape gobin civ. 6 goblins 3 (white) women in a dank old cave what will they do next. With a better pic at least that will bring some Anons.Also weekends are a bit slow. Either because everyone running at the same time thinning out the Anons. Or they have other things to do. Or both
>>2970524I'll wait for the thread to hit the bump. Limit first. Got like 3 days left.
Rolled 4, 19 = 23 (2d20)>>2970311ThisWas out shopping so couldn't vote
Rolled 17, 15 = 32 (2d20)>>2970311I'll save our goblins
>>2970610Hey, Anons showed up
>>2970713>>2970622>>2970311>>2970467> 17the goblins realizing that a small barricade would not be nearly enough to save them if the town militia came to root them out began there plan to create traps. The four goblins went out and began cutting down trees, then removing the branches and spacing them into spears. >19As naturall trap makes the one goblin without an axe took to the task skillfully. Emplanting the stakes into the ground and digging pits to fill with spike, as well as making trap triggers and mechanisms out of the wood and plant fibers. Before long a decent trap setup was made for any who would go into their tunnel.> Gained 3 traps (standard quality)This effort took them the whole day, so they rest another night and awake to the next day.> what shall our brazen goblins do next?
Rolled 3, 17 = 20 (2d20)>>2970798>6 more days of foodWith a shoddy sleeping areaShoddy cagesand shoddy barricadeI'm guessing we have some left over wood. >Make rope out of plants>If we can make rope out of the plants which is possible, let's make better cagesMy plans guys, is too improve our home, than research the shit we need. Like planting, cooking iron ore and other shit.
Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d20)>>2970816This
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2970816+1
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>2971112Fuck forgot the other dice
RIP OP DEAD BY SLEEP
>>2971521Mount and blade invasion is the slayer of ops!
>>2971541That just updated, I want to play the new mount and blade when it comes out. Coming out never
>>2971117>>2971112>>2970816>>2970833Deciding that its time to make it so the cages dont fall apart at a moments notice the goblins go to gather plant strands to make rope.>20 going out to gather the 4 goblins find and begin from a large field of wild hemp. They separate the strands of the stem and quickly getting to making rope. After a few hours they have a decent length or rope made and go to shore up the cage.> 1Once returning the goblins realize they dont have the slightest clue how to use hemp rope to make a cage, after multiple hours of attempts all they manage to do it make a oversized and impossible to free knot and ruined the cage they already had. Luckily the women were raped into submission enough that they dont seem to care and try to escape with 6 goblins there.>hemp field found> 20 feet of hemp rope made> 10 feet of hemp rope lost> shoddy cage lost> gg goblins. How shall we proceed?
>>2971619Yeah I've been slowly writing the update when I'm dead. The update is good tho. You say never I say 2030
Rolled 12, 4 = 16 (2d20)>>2971730>Rebuild that cage use rope in the corners >After that left two guards to guard the women after all of them had some fun. To gather more rope.
>>2971730QM is there anything that we're missing clothes, water, other what are the needs that are not being met?
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2971730Use the tools to kidnap dwarf women, if there are any.
Rolled 7, 7 = 14 (2d20)>>2971738This
Rolled 13, 4 = 17 (2d20)>>2971752We should do that after we fix the cage
>>2971747You have water from a nearby stream and goblins are perfectly happy being naked, although they have no armor. The main needs are being met which is food water and a roof. Btw wondering how I should transition this to a longer time period>>2971793>>2971771>>2971738> 14Knowing that not having a cage for the women(white) is just inexcusably impolite the goblins quickly get to crafting another one. While crafting it they come to a sudden relevation about the rope. It can be used to tie the branches together! With this new information they quickly build a cage that far surpassed the previous one. With there most recent sucess the three women are subjected to her another orgy of goblin lust.>7The goblins go to gather more hemp and craft ropes, sadly much of the hemp was used erlier but they do make what they can.>one poor quality cage gained (size 5) (security low)> 5 feet of ropeThe day wanes the goblins rest for the night > nest> shoddy sleeping area> poor cage. (Size 5) (using 3)> shoddy barricade > trapped hallway (3 traps)> resources > rocks, sticks, anything that can be scavenged> trees> help field (picked)> 5 days of dwarves food> 5 feet of rope> tools/weapons> 5 wooden spears (shoddy quality) (equipped)> 3 axes (iron) (poor quality)> 4 hoes (iron) (poor quality)> 2 scythes (iron) (poor quality)> 1 sword (iron) (standard quality)>people> 5 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A)> 1 adult goblin swords man (3W) (0A)> 3 human women prisoners (white) probably pregnant> day 5> what horrible misfit will we get up to today?
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2971988Tame wild goats for transportation
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>2972035+1
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>2972035ThisWe need to learn how to grow food. We should steal some sores from the Dwarves since they grow shit in the underground.Also goats give us milk. And if the goblins are degenerate enough they'll rape them too. But they got (White) women so no need
>>2971988We need a goblo druidbto upgrade our technology, perhaps the road where adventurers were is a good sport to get a staff or a whole female caster(white/elven)
>>2972069I'm thinking we use the road to ambush more (white/elven) women. Since we been only attacking near the village. But people coming into the village to trade doesn't know about our threat.Also getting more tools/items of value. Like farmer bringing his crops to the village, herder bringing his animals into village so be sold or butchered. I can only prey for a Elf, and a female at that wants to visit or pass through a human village.
>>2971988>send out scouts to find other goblin groups. inform them we have women (white), and they may participate in the rape if they bring valuable goods or manpower to our cause.its time to start a goblin-brothel lads. and were gonna need more women (any). Personally would like a few gnomes or halflings. If we go this path however, we should take measures of protecting our valuable illicitly gained goods, another goblin group might get the idea in their dumb heads to steal ours.
>>2972101Now this is good idea +1
>>2972054>goat sex+1Hadn't even thought about how having extra ass around could take some pressure off the PAWG pound
>>2972126>goat sexWell that does take pressure off the (white) women. Maybe the goblins will set up a reward system, the better you do, the higher tier you can bone. It can work with the brothel idea, since we all know female goblins are gross. At least I want it to be true in our lore.
I PROPOSE raiding the humans to spread awareness of goblins to the humans, then waiting for adventurers to come raid us. That way we either instalose or get way more tools, food, and perhaps women(any)
>>2972152We not really ready for that yet. We only have 3 wooden traps. So unless the adventurers are peasants without any armor just spears. We're getting rekt. We could learn the power of mining, and make holes that are goblin size, to have Vietnam style tactics
>>2972163Great idea, anon.
>>2971988Give me my (white) women OP don't be kill
>>2972668Nah bra I'm at work and its busy
>>2972781At least you reply and let us know what's happening
>>2972796I enjoy the chitchat, it's more fun like that
>>2973010Getting chit chat on threads without OP running is a hard thing to do. I see it happen every time
>>2973010Give me my (white) women OP
>>2973575Don' for get the elves!Give us one (2) elvesDo Not forget our deal about 3elves, you promised us 4 elves, remember?
>>2974594ThisWe need elf-goblin hybrids. For science.Also eagerly awaiting the half-humans.But shouldn't we try to relocate at some point? Living in the dwarves backyard is risky and limits our growth potential. Or maybe I'm just not grasping the size scale of the mines.
>>2974795Have you ever played Dwarf Fortress? That's how I imagine how the tunnels are, all done in a similar fashion up and down the mountain to maximize the amount of ore that can be uncovered. There also a thing about cavern layer, basically a underground cave system filled with forgetten beasts and other animals and giant things and even mushroom peopleI'm thinking there is way way more floors of mining we didn't even touch yet.
>>2974795I also want goblin hybrids kinda have to increase in the intelligent field
>>2974594The only good elf is a dead lef. Fuckin knife ears.>>2973575Your update shall come.>>2972146>>2972126>>2972102>>2972101>>2972035>>2972045>>2972069>>2972054>>2974816>>2974807>>2974795Goat Bothell wheiw you guysOk I'll be honest I'm not sure what you guys are majority voting for it looks like goat capture and finding more goblins to join the tribe so I'll write thatWith the new morning the goblins look for somthing new to fuck, and they have just the idea. Goats! Three of the goblins, forcing the others to guard and find more goblins, head out to higher mountains in search of goats.>15The goblins quickly find several goats of the Male and female variety. Imishly and over excited one of the goblins jumps on a goat and begins fucking it wildly. The other hollar and shout in excitement as the goat attempts to buck the goblin off.Suddenly a loud bay cuts off there shouting and a Male goat charges the offending goblin. The goblin sensing Its doom launches himself off the goblin a strand of cum flying through the air landing on the alpha goats face. It huffs as it turns to face the three goblins.> cccccCombat! > basically dudes have hp weapon and armor, will add skill later when someone actually has it.>hp- how many times you get hit till you d>weapon - the amount of damage you deal when you hit>armor- damage reduction>2 rolls first serve one for defense one for attack2 desitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5/5hp)1 swords-goblin (3W) (0A) (5/5hp) VS1 pissed goat alpha male.(2W) (0A) (10/10hp)>16The last goblin all on his lonesome goes searching for more of his kind. His search takes him far from his home and the village, scanning the mountains for more holes where more small horrible green creatures could hide. After hours of this he finds what looks to be smoke coming from one cave. Excited he runs up the mountain and peers in. 3 goblins jacking it around a fire. 1/2
>>2975111How depressing they dont have there own white women. Our goblin walks in with an air of confidence and tells of the glorious nest they have created, with endless fields of tits and ass for them to fuck. They only need to come and join them and they may partake. Reasonably the three other goblins jump at the chance and immediately start sprinting in the direction of the nest.> +3 goblins2/2
Rolled 16, 14, 9 = 39 (3d20)>>2975111Sword welding goblin stab the goat. While the others stab the goats with spearOur new goblins will go scouting the tunnels for tools shit worth talking.Can you explain combat better. Like do we roll just for combat since it's not time for action?,
Rolled 9, 19 = 28 (2d20)>>2975268>>2975111Yeah for now we just roll for combat as goblins arent the best fighters I'm taking the first rolls for the fight as well as becuase fights can take a while Basically the first d20 is attacking and the second is defending. It will go against the 2d20s I roll. If you prefer another way I'm all ears
>>2975268The skill later on will also be modifiers to that d20
>>2975309So keep rolling or wait until you write the update?
I take only one roll. So you roll the 2d20 then the update
>>2975316>>2975309I'll add a bonus for good tactics too. Actually give you all more to do
Rolled 10, 14 = 24 (2d20)>>2975268The goat changes wildly at the goblins each dodging away from it. But despite there attempts to spear and stab it the goats wild failings do well to keep them at bay.> now you roll again
Rolled 15, 9 = 24 (2d20)>>2975316Alright guess that roll I did with three dice didn't count.You could just take the first two. From that roll I did, since it was a good roll
>>2975323I did take the first 2. It was 16 att vs the goats 19 def then the goats 9 att vs the gobbos 14 def
Rolled 14, 10 = 24 (2d20)>>2975324
Rolled 16, 12 = 28 (2d20)>>2975324I posted that before I read what you posted my mistake
Rolled 18, 11 = 29 (2d20)>>2975323>>2975327Finally managing to come in close the goblins take their weapons against its side causing blood to come down in rivulets>goat -5healthAlthough the goblins came in too closed. the alpha finally catching a target with his horns stabs in and slams a goblin against the ground.-2 goblin heath 1 injured destitute goblin (1W) (0A) (3/5hp)1 desitute goblin (1W) (0A) (5/5hp)1 swords-goblin (3W) (0A) (5/5hp) VS1 very pissed goat alpha male.(2W) (0A) (5/10hp)
Rolled 10, 18 = 28 (2d20)>>2975335
Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d20)>>2975335When it ties does the defense win?
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>2975341Haven't decided. Let's do a coin flip 1 for yes 2 for no.
>>2975337>>2975335The two free goblins jump onto the back of the goat, causing it to rear up its head and start bucking, the now free goblin quickly scrambles away from the goat raising his spear once more.
Rolled 10, 19 = 29 (2d20)>>2975359
Rolled 19, 12 = 31 (2d20)>>2975361slit goat's throat
>>2975363Well with defense willing that dosnt sound like its gonna happen.A lot of ties though which surprises me
>>2975363>>2975361The goblins jump off from the goats back and now more cautious from their friend being almost gutted use the spears to keep it at bay, while the swords-goblin attempts to get a strike in. Mabey I should so one roll for each goblin? The later make it squad of goblins?
Rolled 16, 19 = 35 (2d20)>>2975372
Rolled 10, 6 = 16 (2d20)>>2975372
Rolled 14, 10 = 24 (2d20)
>>2975375>>2975378After some moments of effort the swords-goblin strikes a true blow against the goat embedding his sword in its head, seeing the opportunity the spear goat skewer it from either side killing the beast.> now that the alpha is dead how will our goblins attempt to tame the goats.
Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d20)>>2975372epic boss fight against alpha goat
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2975385Tame roll
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>2975385Tame goats, herd them around with a stick or something
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2975390Rerolling, last tame roll was whack.Use some of our rope to hold them by their necks, and guide them to our rapecave.
When will we get elves?We really need elves. Do the rapebabies come out full goblin variatons, or halfbreed mutts?
>>2975399Use this idea>>2975397Use this roll since best out of 3 right?
>>2975416Yeah it is best out of three
>>2975405I'm thinking Humans will be the easiest to steal since population wise. Dwarf bit harder since we have to break into a fortness and if the females have beards its be harder to spot them. Hardest I find will be the elves since we don't know where they are.At least with the goats it gives the humans so break time also source of food and milk
I was going to suggest starting to kidnap for random but it doesn't work since no one will sell to us even if we get the money. And the fact we don't know the human language
>>2975496The dwarves, according to op's earlier post we undestand them. Sell them goat milk or perhaps humann food we steal, doubt kidnapping them would be wise.
>>2975502Well that's if the dwarf want anything to do with goblins or the milk they sell (that's likely had a goblin cum in it). We literally have nothing to hold anything so if we're going to drink goat milk we have to drink it from the titSo let's try to find some clay so we can get some pots going
>>2975397>>2975390>>2975399>>2975416>>2975405several of the goats ran off, but those that remain seem Cowed by the slaughter of there alpha, using the some of the rope the goblins the 5 of the goats together and lead them back to their hive. They also begin dragging the alpha gait back to the nest Of course the goblin leading was switched out constantly as they took turns fucking the goats.>5 female goats gainedWhen they arrived back to the hive the three new come to met them. They swoop and holler as they celebrate there new gains with a feast of raw goat flesh.> nest> shoddy sleeping area> poor cage. (Size 5) (using 3)> shoddy barricade > trapped hallway (3 traps)> resources > rocks, sticks, anything that can be scavenged> trees> help field (picked)> 5 days of dwarves food> 5 feet of rope> 3 days of dwarven food> 8 days of raw goat (fresh)> tools/weapons> 5 wooden spears (shoddy quality) (equipped)> 3 axes (iron) (poor quality)> 4 hoes (iron) (poor quality)> 2 scythes (iron) (poor quality)> 1 sword (iron) (standard quality)>people> 8 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) 1 wounded.> 1 adult goblin swords man (3W) (0A)> 3 human women prisoners (white) probably pregnant >animals> 5 female goats > day 6> is it time for more rape?
Rolled 16, 19 = 35 (2d20)>>2975550>Wounded goblin goes wash his injury using the steam other goblins go to the steam to gather up some clay>They try to make clay pots so they can hold so milk
>>2975550Just read what you wrote at the end of your post kek Is it time for more rape?
Question: Do the goats need to be guarded like the women?
>>2975609I mean it all really depends on where you put them
Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d20)>>2975562ThisSo OP what's the max amount of actions? Or you playing it by logic?
>>2975886Logic and it kind seems roughly 2 for now.As you get more goblins itll make sense to do more 7 isn't a lot to work with
Rolled 5, 15 = 20 (2d20)>>2975562Time to start a new thread this one is not being bumped
craft armor or clothing using the male goat skin
>>2976156Alright one more day and I'll start a new thread.
>>2975562>>2975886>>2976156>16The wounded goblin using the common sense many such creatures lack goes to the stream to washing his wound hopefully insuring protection against infection. while the one goblin patches themselves up the other goblins get to gathering clay. with 6 goblins now doing the work it is much faster. Before long they found a source of clay and have dug a small clay pit. Although as they have no containers to carry it in the work to transport it in is slow.> 19When finally questioning how they are going to make this clay into any sort of pottery one of the new goblins speaks up. Apperently they had been a pottery maker before their hive was brutally slaughtered. And instructs the other goblins on setting up a small kiln along with filtering the clay from the dirt.after several hours of hard work they manage to make their first few pieces of pottery.>gained> small clay pit> small kiln> diminutive supply of pottery (shoddy quality)
Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d20)>>2976341>Tan the male goat skin>Smoke the meat
>>2976341Eyy, we're back in business? Are you gonna make a next-turn prompt or is this pretty much it?>Learn hooman wordsStarting out, when we feed the women. We can just point at random stuff and grunt until they say "What do you want? Please give us food instead of pointing at [object]!" Then we all cheer and repeat the word. We get especially excited when we start learning body parts.>Send sneky goblin(s) scouting to get a more accurate idea of our neighbors and potential resources in the surrounding area.
Rolled 2, 12 = 14 (2d20)>>2976405This
Rolled 4, 18 = 22 (2d20)>>2976405+2
>>2976405At least we got information about our neighbors and surroundings. Could be useful for another source of (white) women
>>2976377For the record, I do agree we need to take care of this carcass before it rots.Also the goat skin might make a good disguise for our scouts. Or roleplay for our rapists
>>2976405Ahh shit I forgot the next turn prompt.>>2976377>>2976407>>2976421>>2976450Gathering back at the nest with there pottery the goblins decide it's high time the figure out how to talk to these humans, or at least their women (white). As well as discover more about the human village and surrounding area.>10Four of the goblins gather around the women and begin pointing at her attempting to demand in their glorious gin language to impart some words on them, one of the women begins crying grabbing onto another and claims in distress "Their going to begin rapeing us again"Likeing the sound of the word the goblins all begin chanting "rape rape rape rape rape" as they well rape.> gained minute understand of human lanagauge.> 18Contunueing to explore the countryside the five goblins spread out in search of more resources. Two of them scout the outskirts of the village and make it to be a town of about 40 buildings and a population of 150-200 in their rough count. It appears that the militia seen training erlier is now constantly guarding key entrances to the village and the women still stay heavily within the towns borders. Some scuffles appear to break out near the edge as 5 armed men attempt to leave the village but are denied.The other three goblins looking searching through the roads and mountains find some known medicinal herbs, as well as some deer in the forests. On the roads themselves we know the nearest village is at further then two miles away as ants that point the goblin have up and turned back, and that one caravan was spotted travelling the road to the village. It seemed to consist of 15 humanoids, mostly guards.Next post will be a new thread and the setup for the next day. If any of you have a better idea then "civ quest" like the original OP did let me know as I'm terrible at titles. I'll also probably, mabey, unlikely, setup a pastebin.
>>2976485Don't be a faggot and say civ quest. Because this is something special, something that shouldn't be lump together with the word civ.How about "Destitute Goblin Quest""Goblin Nest Quest""RapeGoblin Quest""Filthy Hobo Goblins Quest""Nice Guy Goblins Quest""Goblins that Rape everything quest""Goblins try to survive Quest" "Green Skin Rapists Quest""Dirty Green Skins Quest""Destitute Green Skins Quest""Green Skins that Rape"There you go from the top of my head some names. Pick one, change it to your liking, add or remove Quest. Hope it helps.Make sure to find a good picture,
>>2976503Oh no I definitely dont plan on it being just civ quest that's lame as shit. Oh fuck I do need a good horrible goblin picture.
>>2976507What kind of goblin look are you going for? Long Nose goblins, or small nose goblins?
>>2976507I like this pic, just goblins chasing after a pig to Rape
There lots of pics of various different goblins. That you can have as sub-species
Rolled 53, 59 = 112 (2d100)>>2976485>Continue Learning Hoomanese>Process goat meat and hideThen we can go tame some deer to sit on their backs like we see the hoomese doing.>>2976503"Goblin Rapefugees"
>>2976538OP did say next turn post will be on new thread. Also we use d20s>>2976507Is there money loving goblins?
Rolled 15, 13 = 28 (2d20)>>2976538"Goblin Ranchers/Homesteaders: Off Grid"maybe I should try d20s this time.
>>2976548"Goblin dindu nuffins"
>>2976485Give me my raping Goblins!
>>2963141i want this as a /d/ banner
>>2976507>6 hours and still no rape
>>2976776Well you know my last post was 1am for me. I do sleep between that and now.
>>2976790And then I'm working expect my next post in 3-4 hours as that's when my lunch is.
>>2976479>goat cosplayboner achieved
>>2976813>>2976812>>2976776>>2976732>>2976615>>2976552>>2976548>>2976544>>2976538>>2976522New thread nerds >>2976939