> The land has been peaceful for generations but the peace was never meant to last, and the time of strife has come again. Across the realm, every petty noble, rogue commander, and bandit scum with a dozen men to their banner are waging war against one another, and only time will tell who reigns supreme. You count yourself among them, by silver tongue or strength of arms, you've convinced a handful of men to fight for you, and you are determined to conquer the world, or see it burn in the fires of your ambition.> What kind of world is this?> High Fantasy> Low Fantasy> Soft Sci-Fi> Hard Sci-Fi> Post-Apocalyptic> Straight Mediaeval> What inspired you to start an army?> You want to enforce your fringe ideology> You want an excuse to loot and pillage> You want to become ruler of all you survey> What is your background?> You're a convicted criminal> You're former military> You're a common civilian> You're former nobility> What are you infamous for?> You're stronger and tougher than anyone else> You're quick on your feet and your hands are a blur> You're a skilled orator and play a crowd like a fiddle> You're clever and notice things others don't> What is your advantage?> Your troops are well-fed and numerous> Your troops are well-trained and equipped> Your troops are fanatically loyal to you
>>2946268This looks like it'll be fun.>Post-Apocalyptic>Fringe ideology>Former nobility>Skilled orator>Troops are fanatically loyal
> Post-Apocalyptic> You want an excuse to loot and pillage> You're a convicted criminal> You're stronger and tougher than anyone else> Your troops are well-fed and numerous
>>2946375+1Can we do AnCap for Fringe ideologoy works well for Post-Apocalyptic
>>2946459I look forward to playing with you, anon.
>>2946459>Any kind of anarcho ideology
>>2946375>>2946459>>2946489>>2946562>>2946747>>Post-Apocalyptic>>Fringe ideology>>Former nobility>>Skilled orator>>Troops are fanatically loyal > What kind of apocalypse spelled civilization's doom?> Zombie Infestation> Reverse Mass-Isekai> Economic Collapse> Machine Uprising> Global Pandemic> Second Ice Age> Global Solar Flare> Religious Apocalypse> Global Warming> Lovecraftian Apocalypse> Nuclear Warfare> Global Pandemic
>>2946896> Lovecraftian Apocalypse
I had a dream that I turned into a mecha crab from that one quest, then I woke up>tfw you arent a loudmouth robot crab with ++dakkaim actually sad
>>2946896>Reverse Mass-IsekaiIt was the weebs! It's always the weebs...
>>2946903>>2946936>>2947012> Lovecraftian Apocalypse> Hardmode, Activated, may whatever's listening have mercy on your soul>> To prevent meta-gaming, these are going to be original profane idols, eldritch abominations, and deranged cults> How long has it been since the apocalypse began?> One month> Two decades> Three generations
>>2947045> Three generationsWe're too deep in to pull out lads
>>2947045> Three generations
>>2947050>>2947052>>2947144> It has been Three Generations since the apocalypse began, the riches and wonders of the old world have dwindled and what remains is decayed, but new societies have established themselves, and in time, they may rebuild some semblance of civilization. Millions of survivors have sworn their souls to profane idols, the aberrant spawn beyond reality have cemented their hold on the world, and if they aren't stopped, their masters shall be ushered in and reality itself torn asunder.> What is your fringe ideology? Mix and match at your leisure.> Catholic Christianity> Fundamentalist Islam> Protestant Christianity> Neo-Pseudo-Paganism> Extreme Narcissism> [Write-In] Obscure Cult> Fanatical Anti-Theism> Profane Idol Worship> Restorationism> Neo-Monarchism> Hardline Libertarianism> Neo-Democracy> Anarcho-Communism> National Socialism> Anarcho-Capitalism> Stalinist Communism> Ethno-Nationalism> Paleo-Conservatism> [Write-In] Obscure Ideology> Eco-Preservationism> Neo-Liberalism
>>2947235> Neo-Monarchism> Extreme Narcissism
>>2947235Obscure Cult: Eating Lovecraftian beings to gain their power.
>>2947235>> Catholic Christianity> Restorationism> Neo-MonarchismDeus vult
>>2947300>>2947246I'd support adding this to mine
>>2947050>>2947052>>2947144>>Neo-Monarchism>>Extreme Narcissism>>Eldritch Feast Cult> In which region shall you begin your conquest?> Northern Europe> Eastern Europe> Western Europe> Southern Europe> North American Coast> North American Heartland> North American Far North> North American Deep South> South America North> South America South> East Asian Coast> East Asian Heartland> Southeast Asian Sea> The Land Down Under
>>2947513In the himalayas
>>2947513> North American Far NorthFrom the dark forests.
>>2947513> Western Europe
>>2947520This. Himalayan God-King.
>>2947520>>2947713>>2947742> Your conquests shall begin in the Himalayas> Roll 1d6+2 for your troop points, +2 for your charisma> Roll 1d6 for munitions, and 1d12 for rations> The rolls are final, first come first serve
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d6 + 2)>>2947830
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>2947830Not going to roll for everything, just the munitions. Can't be blamed for fuckin' everything up
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>2947830
>>2947840>>2947846>>2947855> You have 3 Troop Points to spend on your army and you can buy the following units. TP represents the number of healthy troops, essentially the unit's health, MP represents Morale Points, the unit's willingness to fight for you, and CP represents Combat Points, the unit's efficiency in battle, how much damage they do to other units and how many TP and MP they lose in battle. Because your troops are fanatically loyal to you, their MP is at its maximum.> Fodder: Ignorant peasants with almost no training whatsoever, either press-ganged into your service or volunteers trying to avoid starvation.> Cost: 1 Troop Point> TP: 5/5> MP: 5/5> CP: 1> Fanatics: Deranged zealots with almost no training whatsoever, that have volunteered to fight and die in your name and appease your ego with their worship.> Cost: 2 Troop Points> TP: 5/5> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> Conscripts: Ignorant peasants that have fought one or two battles and understand the bare basics of pitched combat and squad-tactics.> Cost: 2 Troop Points> TP: 5/5> MP: 10/10> CP: 2> Militia: Ignorant peasants that have fought a handful of battles, and have a firm grasp on the basics of pitched combat and squad tactics.> Cost: 3 Troop Points> TP: 5/5> MP: 10/10> CP: 3> Your army has a handful of antiquated bolt-actions and a tiny stockpile of ammunition, roughly a dozen are armed, the rest are wielding primitive spears, clubs, and machetes.> -2 to Overall Equipment, your units will receive a penalty in combat with better supplied enemies.> You have 7 day's rations, try not to run out.> How do you want to spend your Troop Points?
>>2947934> Fanatics> Fodder
>>2947934>>2947946+1, fits the religion thing
>>2948058The flesh of the eldritch shall be ours, brother!
>>2947946Backing. Makes the most sense given our backstory.
>>2947946>>2948054>>2948058>>2948068> Your Status:> -2 Equipment> 7 Day's Rations> Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics> TP: 5/5> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 5/5> MP: 5/5> CP: 1And now, for the consequences of eating Eldritch flesh...> Roll 1d6, roll a corresponding amount of d6's, and roll d200 that many times.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>2948137rollin
Rolled 134, 193 = 327 (2d200)>>2948147
>>2948147I'm going to need 2d6's, and 2d200's.>>2948149I'd take this but you've already rolled, and it wouldn't be fair to deprive another anon the chance to screw you over.
>>2948157Meh, I'm just rolling 'cause you asked us to.
Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d6)>>2948157
Rolled 65, 93 = 158 (2d200)>>2948157And I guess, 2d200?
>>2948161That's cool, I'm not pulling these out of my ass either, they're from the Metamorphica's mutation roll tables, and there's some potentially interesting results.>>2948162Taken,>>2948164I need one more anon to roll 2d100.
Rolled 15, 34 = 49 (2d100)Can do, boss.
>>2948147>>2948162>>2948177Hmm, give me a second to record the results.
>>2948147>>2948162> Animate Objects: This mutant can imbue inert objects with energy and cause them to move around on their own, as the mutant directs.> Double-Jointed: This mutant is able to twist its limbs into surprising positions owing to a superior flexibility.Not bad, I'm going to need a 1d10, 1d6, and 1d8 to determine the specifics of the Animate Objects ability. It doesn't matter who rolls this time.
>>2948190Wait a minute, he rolled a d100, not a d200
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d6 + 1)>>2948190Let's see if it's even possible to roll different types of dice in the same post
Rolled 37, 7 = 44 (2d200)>>2948197Nope it appears not. Ah well.>>2948196Boom, now I did. Again
>>2948177>>2948196Oh shite>>2948203Gimme another second, sorry 'bout that...
>>2948203> Book Viewing: This mutant can read what is written in any book in existence, simply by looking in another book of a similar type. By looking in a notebook, this mutant can look through the pages of every notebook in existence. The same for hardcovers, softcovers, stapled books, scrap books, and other types of written works. The mutant cannot see the pages of books that have been destroyed, and the mutant must know what book it wishes to look at.> Anaerobic: This mutant does not require oxygen and does not breathe air or water.These mutations are much less extreme, but they're still quite phenomenal. The rolls are what they are, and I'm confident you'll sup on more succulent eldritch flesh soon enough.> What is your name and what is your ethnicity?Your answer will effect how you're viewed by the population at large.
>>2948227>Name: Jonah Altmann>Ethnicity: Caucasian
>>2948227>We live in a mountainous place where air is thin and which is known for scholary and monastic pursues.Absolutely beautiful. I propose>Drupadh>Nepalese
>>2948227Samuel MannsteinDescendant of european hikers
>Everybody is wants to be a CaucasianLads, please.
>>2948292>is wantsFuck my grammar
>>2948292Don't destroy my colonial fantasy yellow person
>>2948312I mean, we could've done that from the start. The whole setting is being made from scratch, after all.
>>2948292I agree with being a Nepalese making the most sense, especially three (3) generations in, but the name you offered is less than awe-inspiring.
>>2948238>>2948248>>2948271>>2948288>>2948321So there's two votes for Nepalese ethnicity and three for Caucasion, I'll give you a few minutes to decide and then we can choose a name.
>>2948292M8 for all we know our legit birth mutation was being the first white guy of two Nepalis just because our mom ate some shoggoth for breakfast that one time while pregnant with us.
>>2948328Kek>>2948326I vote Nepalese
>>2948227>Malcaldor Grey>Caucasiangod emperor here we come
>>2948238>>2948271>>2948288>>2948248>>2948321>>2948440As it appears there's an even split, I'm going to flip a coin and see->>2948653Apparently not. Wh*toid it is, do you want to go ahead with the mutant-birth backstory, or are you refugee spawn?
>>2948671Refugee spawn and inbred. So inbred that somehow it's a good thing.
>>2948671We're a pure-blooded human.
This is ridiculous you guys, I was two seconds away from clicking post, then I updated to find >>2948653, hilarious.>>2948690>>2948699>>2948720You're Malcador Grey, natural born from European refugees, and only *slightly* inbred, which is fitting for a Neo-Monarchist.> Roll 1d20 to determine your starting situation
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>2948728rollin bois
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>2948728
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2948728
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2948728
We are one step closer to being the god emperor, next step is lab under the mountains and proto-sphess mahrens.Thunder warriors here we come
>>2948747I just want to eat more eldritch flesh, anon.
>>2948773I can support this, one of the best ways to become a god is to eat other gods
>>2947045>>2947235>>2947513>>2947830>>2948137You are Malcador Grey, easily, hands-down, without a shadow of a doubt the greatest man to ever stride the earth, and by your silver tongue alone, you've convinced over fifty men of your divinity. For you've seen the truth, for generations the Unholy have feasted on the flesh of men, but in the depths of a dream, the prophecy was revealed to you. The only way mankind could be freed from captivity was to feast on the flesh of those who would see them in chains, and by doing so, take their power as their own!Already, you've dined on the black blood of the twisted bony worms whose screech drives men to suicide, and while it was one of the worst meals you think you've ever had, it awakened something in you. Supernatural power, in your enlightenment, you need not breathe, and by merely opening a text, the secrets of all manuscripts of the same kind are revealed to you. Your followers may have had their doubts, but when they recognized your wisdom, they were swept away in a tide of gluttonous fervor.They understand that the ancient kingly system which the white man once lived under is the only way to ensure lasting prosperity, and that you, and you alone, are the only man worthy of sitting upon the throne of the kingdom which shall stretch across the horizon, shining so bright that the Unholy shall recoil at its light! While their faith is without question, you've managed to rally another fifty-odd peasants to your banner with the promise of food and the devotion of the newcomers is in doubt, but no matter, they shall accept your place as king and bend the knee, or they shall die!Your motley rabble has almost nothing in the way of arms and armor, and they have the rations for merely seven more days. It is clear to you that if you don't obtain provender immediately, the faithless will flee and the pious will perish, as no man can march on faith alone. In the midst of the Himalayas, you must find a way to feed over a hundred men in one week's time, a fitting test for one of your strategic skill.> What do you want to do?> Search the mountains for a goat-herding village.> Descend to the lowlands and begin the search for farmers.> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 3 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Homespun Rags> Your Status:> -2 Equipment> 7 Day's Rations> Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics> TP: 5/5> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 5/5> MP: 5/5> CP: 1
>>2948794Search for a goat-herding village.
>>2948794>> Search the mountains for a goat-herding village.I see very little difference, but I assume the mountain village will have less people and therefore be easier to take
>>2948794> Search the mountains for a goat-herding village.
>>2948794> Search the mountains for a goat-herding village.If we steal goats we could get a steady supply of food in case we get sieged.
>>2948810But let it be known, the goats shall not sate our hunger for otherworldly delicacies! They are a mere appetizer in a feast of insane meats!
>>2948799>>2948803>>2948808>>2948810> Roll three 1d20's, (Easy)I'm going to stealing NEET-Quest's rolling system for out-of-combat rolls, because it's neat. How it works is, for Easy rolls, I take best of three, for Medium rolls, I take the average of the two highest rolls, and for Hard rolls, I take the average of every roll.
Rolled 18, 17, 13 = 48 (3d20)>>2948818Okay!
Rolled 1, 20, 16 = 37 (3d20)>>2948818
Rolled 2, 5, 1 = 8 (3d20)>>2948818I'm pretty sure he wanted 3 people to roll 1d20 not 3d20.
>>2948822>>2948825>>2948833Correctomundo, lucky for you, the crits cancel each other out, leaving you with an 18. Lucky, lucky, lucky.
Rolled 10, 6, 8 = 24 (3d20)>>29488183 sets of 3d20 or 3 sets of 1d20?
>>2948837Three sets of 1d20.
>>2948846So you're gonna use these rolls for now but next time we will roll 3 sets of 1d20?
>>2948822>>2948825>>2948833Your followers are soon to starve and that cannot be tolerated. If they are to fight, they must find food, and the best place to find food is in one of the goat-herding villages that peppers the mountainside. Overeager to ensure they don't starve, your men travel through the mountain paths at blinding speed until two days come to pass, and by sheer chance they stumble upon a humble Kēbina village of perhaps forty souls.An astute eye indicates they have a thriving herd of goats and a great many gardens, almost double what is necessary to feed a community of this size. Truly, they are prosperous, and as much as it pains you, you're going to rob them of their goats, or your men are going to starve. But, maybe you don't have to kill them, perhaps they could be led to see reason, and you'll only have to take what you need to stave off your hunger.> How should you handle the village?> Raze their homes and plunder their valuables.> Demand tribute in as much food as you can carry.> Attempt to invite them to partake in the Eldritch Feast.
>>2948866> Attempt to invite them to partake in the Eldritch Feast.Gather up the townspeople, they submit or get exiled. Anyone who resists gets beat. Anyone who continues to resist after a beating gets beat to death.Do we have a base or something? Can we take this place as a base?
>>2948866> Attempt to invite them to partake in the Eldritch Feast.Acceptance is mandatory.
>>2948866Invite them to join the Eldritch Feast. If they help us now, we will protect them from harm, and perhaps even share the flesh of the aberrant with them.
>>2948878>>2948881>>2948882> Do we have a base or something? Can we take this place as a base?You do not. If you want to, you can.> Roll three 1d20+4, (Hard)> +2 for Intense Charisma, +2 for Intimidation Factor
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2948887Does that mean we've just been wandering the mountains with our boys?Also we've got 3 rifle bullets???That... is not good
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2948887
>>2948888> Does that mean we've just been wandering the mountains with our boys?> Also we've got 3 rifle bullets???Checked, and correct. Nope, you have 5 loaded, and 3 in reserve.
>>2948894And the other weapons we have are simple melee stuff like spears and machetes?Also, how advanced is technology, currently?
>>2948888>>2948890>>2948896> Average of 10Tsk, tsk, missed by four.>>2948907Correct, spears, machetes, and clubs. That heavily depends on your location, a few areas have managed to maintain pseudo-modern tech and some of the less bestial eldritch entities have access to alien machines beyond comprehension, but in most places it's Mad Max-tier or borderline stone age.
>>2948911Hm. Okay.How is the persuasion attempt faring?
>>2948911We are going by the average of the rolls? That system sucksSo we have been wandering around mountains with just rags and not freezing to death?
>>2948941Personally, I prefer it when the likelihood of rolls failing is high. Bo3 requires something like an 80/100 or a 16/20 before we have a 50% of failure
>>2948888>>2948890>>2948896>>2948924These humble goat-herders wallow in ignorance, supping on goat's meat, chained to their humanity. They are miserable, slaves to their nature, and they do not know it. You must reveal your majesty to them, and show them the myriad delights dining upon the fattened flesh of the Unholy can bring! Then they shall worship you, and give you everything you ask!> Forty-odd minutes laterIt turns out, these people have been isolated for decades and have never seen a white person, let alone one leading a throng of cultists and ranting and raving about how they need to leave their humanity behind, consume unspeakable abominations to mutate, accept him as their unconditional king, and give him at least half of their goats in taxes.An angry mob determined to defend their homes have gathered to slay you, but it's not a large village, they're no better armed than you are, and you have a distinct numerical advantage.> 1 unit of Fodder has engaged your army!> Peasants:> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 2/5> MP: 10/5> CP: 1VS: > Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics> TP: 5/5> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 5/5> MP: 5/5> CP: 1> How should you retaliate?> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 3 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Homespun Rags> Your Status:> -2 Equipment> 7 Day's Rations
>>2948950Slay them with no mercy! They shall pay for opposing the will of the voracious King. Also, are we the only person with mutations?
>>2948950We don't have any trained men so simple tactics are probably all that we can doSandwich them between our fanatics and fodder, or if they have enough restraint get the fodder to charge them from the front and the fanatics from a flank or rearI would prefer if we didn't use the bullets and saved them for later
>>2948924Not so well.>>2948941Relax, crits one way or another still count, and in combat you'll get to handle some opposed rolls. As for you've not been freezing to death, you're wearing poorly stitched and well-worn goat-hides.
>>2948950Slaughter all of those uncivilized savages! Preferably in a pincer maneuver with our two units
>>2948962How good are we at combat? I imagine not that good but are we good enough to not instantly die when facing fodder?Or should we command from the rear?
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>2948957> Also, are we the only person with mutations?So far, yes.>>2948957>>2948961>>2948963It's late where I'm at, so this'll be my last post for the night.> Roll 1d20+6, and 1d20+4 to route the Peasant Defenders. +4 for numerical advantage, +2 for fanatical zeal.
>>2948950Focus on taking all their goats. If they're a disorganized mob, we can force our troops to form up and get like three people to beat each of them as they come to stop us taking their goats. We should avoid wasting our precious followers in this fight.We can come back later and take the village when they are weak, poor, and more amenable to seeing things our way. They can be our goatherds, freeing our troops to fight.
>>2948974Let's try this. Are the odds better than fighting in formation?
Didn't notice this, I'll reply before I clock out.>>2948965> How good are we at combat? I imagine not that good but are we good enough to not instantly die when facing fodder?You're around the level of a militiaman, relatively shit-tier in the grand scheme of things, but good enough to reliably defeat untrained rabble in hand-to-hand combat assuming you aren't surrounded.
Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>2948971Rollin for the Fanatics I think? Is each of the rolls for one of the units?
Rolled 18, 9 = 27 (2d20)>>2948971
Rolled 1, 12 = 13 (2d20)>>2948971
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2948971>>2948983
Maybe we should try making a base underground, like a mine. Or somewhere secluded, so we don't get targeted too soon by the horrors outside
>>2949086Not a bad idea. There should be more than one exit maybe, in case sth big corners our meek followers
can we take the women?
>>2949086>Maybe we should try making a base underground, like a secret lab.ftfyJokes aside we live in mountains, we have very little building space aside from into the mountain
just a thought we should probably salt and cannibalize the villagers as well. Dont want to starve in these cold mountains. Our purpose is holy, they will be grateful in the afterlife.
>>2949243Calm down there mate. Its one thing to eat alien creatures its another to eat peopleGoats are perfectly edible and people don't get upset when we eat them
>>2948981How did we kill our first abominable meals ? If we even killed them ...... we did like the hyenas packs right ? Find really weak&hurt ones or just take the corpses of one of them ? >>2949243We need more "soldiers" and a population that can feed them, taking other near villagers should be our objective other than have a base/capital. Also what about getting a crown+scepter ? With that we have some symbols for affirm our power. Maybe a banner ?Also maybe some advisors/experts that are not insane and have knowledge on something (Doubt we can find people like this in our ranks or on this desolates villages. Maybe on some citys or with a lucky roll for random events) .
>>2949243>Being spooky mountain dwelling cannibals >In a post apocalypse settingI like this>>2949163also this
>>2949248those that do not see the light of our Lord will be fuel on our journey to transcendance.
If we get our hands on the right kind of document or note, we may be able to find a weapons cache from the civil war.
>>2948957>>2948963>>2948965You scream "PINCH" in Russian, and your men begin to execute the pincer formation as you'd practiced. The Fodder fall in line and force the villagers back, moving as one, but the Fanatic's lust for blood outweighs their discipline, they break ranks to charge the peasants head-on in a berserk frothing frenzy.Despite their lack of order the unrelenting horde's maddened ferocity matches the defenders, and while a dozen of your men fall to their blades, a dozen more of theirs are rendered gory corpses. In the face of these wild-eyed screeching zealots who have no more respect for their own lives than they do their foes, the village mob breaks and they scatter. Unfortunately for them, your men are eager to pursue. Soon, all those who dared to fight are dead, and your cultists have dispatched their wounded.> Result: Middling Victory> Casualties:> Peasants:> 1 unit of Fodder, SLAINVS:> Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics, -1 TPNine of your Fanatics are dead or maimed and mercy-killed, but the rest of the fallen sustained minor wounds and should be in fighting condition within a week's time. You've suffered losses, but they're nothing that can't be replaced in due time, and you still have the rest of the village to see to.> How should you handle them?> Take as much food as you can carry and leave the elderly, women, and children to starve.> Take everything of value, slaughter the elderly, rape the women, and force the children to carry plunder.> Take as much food as you can carry, and force them to march, when your men run out of food, you'll butcher them for rations.> [Write-In]> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 3 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Homespun Rags> Your Status:> -2 Equipment> 5 Day's Rations> Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics> TP: 4/5> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 5/5> MP: 5/5> CP: 1
>>2949462>> [Write-In]Begin to torture them to find out where other villages are near by, then enslave them and force them to carry anything worth while while we march on the next one.
>>2949462>>2949468Sounds fine. Maybe we should aim to get info from the elderly first, then their young and their women can join us and carry stuff. Probably a few that can be converted to loyals, the rest have various uses: Carrying stuff, campfire, cooking, other unskilled labor.Depending on what kinda faction we wanna be the women that wont convert can also be bedwarmers
>>2949468>>2949510This And look for anything resembling a book while we're at it.
>>2949462basically >>2949468Prisoners can be used as as chattel slaves basically as anything from sex slaves to spare food, those who want to escape the life can attempt to join the zealots and earn a better place among our warriors.Make a body display of the dead in the village as a tribute to our god(s?)
>>2949553I think we should allow them to join before the rape stuff, just in case someone has sense. A former rapee fighting side by side with a rapist may not be a recipe for camraderie and such...
>>2949553This. Wes got lots of meats now, both goat and human. We can trek through the mountains in search of a sacred feast, gathering up faithful along the way. Maybe we can even find an ancient bhuddist temple. The monks should know.Also. Thank Cthulu for OP returning. You never know these days.
>>2949557I disagree the men need to be rewarded for fighting slaves and loot forefill this and incentivise loyalty towards us, being benevolent strips the men of half their reward and dosen't really incentavise fanatical loyalty also having infighting within the ranks at least on a minor level inspired some tenacity and brutality among our soldier and of ot gets so bad to be a problem we can just go full sparta and commit purges of our slave to keep them keeled also its fucking boring constantly doing the benevolent thing which is the go too on /qst/ for conquest.
>>2949468>>2949510>>2949546>>2949553>>2949557>>2949586>>2949590I take it the plan is to:> Attempt to recruit the handful of survivors into your horde> Give your men free reign to loot, rape, and pillage, while you search for a book> Enslave the villagers that don't join and force them to carry the loot> Torture the elders until one breaks and tells you where you can find another villageCorrect?
>>2949610Sure, I feel like we should basically indoctrinate those who are willingly joining us into the Zealots and give them free range on their old village as a sort of "be born again in fire and blood destroying your old life" sort of thing
>>2949610Agreed>>2949620I think that will take a bit if time. But I think it's entirely possible to upgrade our peasants through speeches and such
>>2949613>>2949620>>2949635Alright. Do you want to participate in the festivities yourself, or do you want to stand off to the side like the god-king you're convinced you are? Turning Fodder into Fanatics is possible, but it takes time, trial, and error.I'm going to need a few rolls, first come, first serve.> Roll three 1d20+4 to recruit (Hard)> Roll 1d50+20 for food.> Roll 1d20+10 for loot.
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2949638Pick out a chosen female who is lucky enough to catch our eye..Rolling for recruitment
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2949638>Take part in festivities No but take tribute that is offered to us whatever it may be if it's bad or unimpressionable toss it asideRolling for recruits
>>2949638Is it allowed for one person to roll for more than one thing? Rolling for food in case it is.
Rolled 16 + 20 (1d50 + 20)>>2949657Hm? Seems that didnt quite take - trying again
>>2949657For the sake of expediency, sure, but don't roll more than twice.
Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>2949638
Rolled 7 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>2949658Nice>>2949638Rolling for loot
>>2949650>>2949651I'm going to need one more 1d20+4.
Cmon peeps, throw a d20 :)
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2949672
Man, our rolls are NOT impressive so far..
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2949638
>>2949650>>2949651>>2949696>>2949658>>2949665You gather the handful of prisoners and give them an ultimatum, to swear fealty to you or die an honorless death. Every one of them refuses, they spit at your feet and mutter curses. You give the word to the zealots, and minutes later each of them is beheaded. It's a shame, they could've been changed by the meat of the Unholy if only they would see.At your command, the elders, women, and children are gathered into the center of the village. Then, you instruct your men to begin pillaging their foodstuffs and any valuables they can find. As eager as they are to begin celebrating their victory in earnest, your men comply and comb through their Kēbina with surprising swiftness. Less than half an hour later, a heap of smoked meats and dried vegetables is piled high in the center, and while it's not enough to last your army more than a month, if it was conserved it could've kept these villagers fed until the harvest.> 36 Day's Rations gainedIt seems these peasants were wealthier than their visible prosperity indicated, all manner of synthetic fabrics, treated goat furs, heirloom jewelry, and high-quality tools are stacked taller than the typical Nepali. > 26 Loot gainedBeing the king, it's up to you to decide how to distribute the plunder. If you took it all for yourself, the Fanatics wouldn't have any complaints, but the Fodder might grow disloyal, and besides, they fought well and you figure they deserve a proper reward. Most of the women are old and married, or average in looks, but there's one or two that catch your eye, and while you'll have first pickings during the plunder, you're sure none of your men would begrudge you taking one as your personal servant.> How much of the loot do you take for yourself?> Loot: 26>> 4L Synthetic Fabrics>> 6L Heirloom Jewelry>> 6L Treated Goat Furs>> 2L Precious Coins>> 8L High-Quality Tools>> Personal Servant: 10L> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 3 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Homespun Rags> Your Status:> -2 Equipment> 36 Day's Rations> Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics> TP: 4/5> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 5/5> MP: 5/5> CP: 1
>>2949767Eh, only take an eyecatching woman for ourselves, the rest is really more supply suited for the people. Make a grand speech of few words, now that we are in a giving position
>>2949767Take Some Fabrics, Treated furs, and Jewelry to up just how glorious we look. Get three outfits, then give the rest of the loot away.
>>2949767I'd say take one set of high quality tools and spread the rest amongst the troops.We are a king of high pedigree, which means only high quality women for us.
>>2949821Yeah good idea, adding some symbolic value to the leader's glory
>>2949821This is also good too.
>>2949821>>2949825>>2949829>>2949834If I'm getting this correctly, you're going to claim:> 2L Synthetic Fabrics> 2L Treated Goat Hides> 3L Heirloom Jewelry> 1L High-Quality ToolsAnd abstain from taking a personal servant until you find some more attractive women?
>>2949849If it's enough to make 3 sets of clothes with jewelry then yeah.
>>2949849Looks good to me boss.Also the main reason why I want the tools is so that we can build our own artifacts that might need our own personal touch (Like anyone else is going to come close to our perfection in creation)
I'm going to be busy for the next eight-ish hours, and I'll update sometime later tonight.>>2949871Consuming raw eldritch meat from beyond reality doesn't just twist the body anon.
>>2949884So what you're saying is that we're gonna need some eldritch bones for these pieces of power.Sounds pretty cool to me.
Hopefully the next village will be less... reluctant. We want some tributaries.
>>2949767Divide half for the men, and half for their king.
>>2949767take one slave girl and give the rest to the fighting men. make them shiny.
>>2950245we seek no fine goat skins. we desire only the most succulent of eldritch grundle-flesh
>>2950375True. Insane power is what we crave!
>>2949821>>2949825>>2949829>>2949834>>2949849None of these homely goat-herder's widows interest you, no, what you crave is their silken fabrics, goat's hides, and tarnished jewelry. It is not fit that the KING should be clad in tattered rags, if you are to RULE over these peasant simpletons, you must look the part. You take your time sifting through their treasures, at least fifteen minutes, and you select only the finest of their shoddy wares.Once you've stripped from your rags, given these lowly wretches the honor of gazing on your naked flesh, and clad yourself in antiquated nylon silks, goat's hides, and scuffed rings, you give your men free reign to pillage as they will. And they do, vigorously and furiously all throughout the night. While your men strove to satisfy their baser urges, you took the principle of Noblesse Oblige to heart and questioned an old man. Your knife may be sullied with commoner's blood, and an unsightly corpse may adorn the village center, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made, and it took quite some time, you're now aware of potential targets for your merry band of madmen. There are three villages within two week's travel, and each has some relatively fascinating rumors.> The first village, eight day's away is thriving, and home to almost thirty peasants, an overabundance of milky goats and chickens bought from the lowlands, and if the rumors are true, the comeliest chief's daughter in a hundred kilometers.> The second village, eleven day's away is humble and impoverished, home to scarcely thirty peasants, it is said that a foul spirit has claimed an ancient shrine and inflicts hideous nightmares on the people, supposedly. its skin cannot be pierced and its withering touch brings the strongest men to their knees.> The third village, twelve day's away is of above-average wealth with close to sixty peasants, allegedly, their village elder has a cache of deadly weapons preserved from before the Doom-Times and has managed to train a small, but fierce militia.> To which village shall you go, and what is your aim?> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 3 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Thick Goat's Furs, (worn)> Soft Nylon Scraps, (worn)> Shoddy Jewelry, (worn)> Your Property:> 2L Synthetic Fabrics> 2L Treated Goat Hides> 3L Heirloom Jewelry> 1L High-Quality Tools> Your Army's Status:> -2 Equipment> 18 Loot Points> 35 Day's Rations> Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics> TP: 4/5> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 5/5> MP: 5/5> CP: 1
>>2951609>> The second village, eleven day's away is humble and impoverished, home to scarcely thirty peasants, it is said that a foul spirit has claimed an ancient shrine and inflicts hideous nightmares on the people, supposedly. its skin cannot be pierced and its withering touch brings the strongest men to their knees.We will wear it's unpierceable skin as armor.
>>2951609> The first village, eight day's away is thriving, and home to almost thirty peasants, an overabundance of milky goats and chickens bought from the lowlands, and if the rumors are true, the comeliest chief's daughter in a hundred kilometers.Let's take over this village to see if we can't get some recruits, and establish more of a foothold in the region
>>2951609>> The second village, eleven day's away is humble and impoverished, home to scarcely thirty peasants, it is said that a foul spirit has claimed an ancient shrine and inflicts hideous nightmares on the people, supposedly. its skin cannot be pierced and its withering touch brings the strongest men to their knees.CONSUME THE OLD GODS AND BE BORN AGAIN AND AGAIN
>>2951672>>2951704>>2951727Are you certain? The foul spirit is no pushover, and massive casualties, perhaps with yourself among them, are likely.
>>2951609OP did you leave the last quest because we wouldn't stop having autistic arguments about the ideology of some group we heard of?
>>2951672Supporting.We can always do the others later, and for now we need tricks and trumpcrads more than a strong power base.
>>2951729Yes, with our reputation as slayers we will win the respect of the people around here.
>>2951729Cancel my vote.>>2951733Let’s take the first village. Safer options and what not.
>>2951729Yes we will rip & tear its flesh
>>2951672>>2951704>>2951727>>2951736>>2951740Bold, perhaps unwise. May Yai'Lig Cxdaori’Ryxth, Opalescent Womb Undying have mercy on your souls.> Roll three 1d20's to travel, (Easy)
Rolled 15, 5, 4 = 24 (3d20)>>2951780
>>2951782I meant three anons rolling 1d20 apiece, not one anon rolling 3d20. I'll take the 15, and need two more rolls.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2951780
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2951805
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>2951805>>2951834nice
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>2951834Congratulations anon.
Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d6)>>2951857Hmm.
>>2951865Great, eldritch flesh inbound.
>>2951866I thought we would meet the town first?
>>2951872I'm pretty sure we just steamrolled the town and the creature
>>2951872>>2951874No, you had an advantageous encounter on the way there. That's all I'll say until the update.
>>2951834>>2951857>>2951859You find the rumors of the shrine's foul spirit intriguing, so without further ado you give the word to begin marching. For four days you travel at the forefront of the horde without issue, then one morning, at the crack of dawn you hear a crackling pulse and screaming slaves, and when you see the source, it's all you can do not to shout in horror and flee down the side of the mountain.Two abominations, most unspeakable climbed the mountain to assail your column. To the ignorant eye, they resemble legless rhinoceroses with bright yellow hide splashed with neon pink swirls, twisted into the shape of slender vipers, both with a dozen rigid tentacles in place of their appendages and horns like a gladiator beetle's. Their senses are poor and as substitute, their tentacles grip and shatter everything in reach, and they throw arcs of lightning to fry the blurs beyond their grasp.Four captive villagers were electrocuted, torn apart, and devoured in moments. Many more would've died but the gore distracted them long enough for you to a fire a shot that miraculously pierced the larger one's eye and bore a hole in its brain, killing it instantly. Following your cue, those of your men with firearms targeted the smaller one's skull, and as it panicked, a raving lunatic sprung forth, leaped onto its side, and sunk his spear through its eye. His thrust killed it instantly, and the dying monster's lightning spasm turned the suicidally brave fanatic into a char-black skeleton. The skirmish was over as soon as it began, and already, you begin to salivate at the thought of sinking your teeth into their succulent meats!Your fanatic's faith can't get much stronger, but the fodder look at you with new respect, and the captives are terrified of your rifle. Of course, it was all blind luck but you could've killed it easily either way, so you don't see the need to ruin the impression you've made. Your followers dismember the Unholy bodies in short order, and harvest enough to feed 7 Troop Points at least once. As the King of the Eldritch Feast, you get the first pickings of the meat, but if you take too much your men may grow bitter, and if your body's overloaded with malign energy, who knows what could happen?> How much do you want to eat?> 1 pound of meat> 2 pounds of meat> 3 pounds of meat> [Write-In]> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 2 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Thick Goat's Furs, (worn)> Soft Nylon Scraps, (worn)> Shoddy Jewelry, (worn)> Your Property:> 2L Synthetic Fabrics> 2L Treated Goat Hides> 3L Heirloom Jewelry> 1L High-Quality Tools> Your Army's Status:> -2 Equipment> 18 Loot Points> 30 Day's Rations> Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics> TP: 4/5> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 5/5> MP: 5/5> CP: 1
>>2951906>2 poundsLets go. We need more POWER
>>2951906> 2 pounds of meat
>>2951906> [Write-In]Take the prime cuts like the brain and heart and leave the rest to our followers. Zealots get 2nd best since they destroyed the previous village then the fodder get the rest.
>>2951914>>2951916>>2951917Whew lads.> Roll two 1d3+1
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>2951921
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>2951921Hoping we just get powers and not mutations*. Or just a nice meal. *>Remember > Extreme Narcissist
>>2951922>>2951925> Five MutationsWhew, LAD.> Roll 5d12, first come first serve
Rolled 1, 5, 5, 8, 12 = 31 (5d12)>>2951928
>>2951938This is going to be a doozy, let's hope you don't fuck yourself over too badly. I'd prefer is separate anons rolled for these, but as long as you aren't rolling twice in a row, I don't have any complaints.> Roll one 1d200> Roll two 1d100> Roll one 1d200> Roll one 1d100
Rolled 86 (1d200)>>2951944
Rolled 63, 84 = 147 (2d100)>>2951944
Boy oh boy, this will be interested. Also looking forward to how our fanatics take to the meat
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>2951944
Rolled 125 (1d200)>>2951944
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>2951944
Rolled 160 (1d200)>>2951944
We nees nore mutations, to abandon the human form and become something more! Something perfect!
>>2952049Especially to have a better chance at that beast that awaits us. This may really be the lucky break we needed.
What mutations we got? Next up we should go to the easy village get some more peasants as bait for the big one.
>>2952143 See >>2951906 It explicitly states we have >Book viewing>Anaerobic
>>2951948>>2951956>>2951962>>2951964>>2952037> Large Size- This mutant is larger than normal for its species.>> Rolled 1>> x1.5 normal size> Heightened Sense of Smell and Taste- This mutant can identify odours up to a hundred feet (30m) upwind and a hundred yards (91m) downwind, follow trails, identify individuals by smell, and sense contamination and poison in food when tasted. The mutant is also more sensitive to pheromones and toxic gases, but not to what would be considered “bad” smells.> Increased Metabolism- This mutant requires more nourishment than others of its species, but this increase in appetite will never cause it to gain any significant amount of weight.> Drone Producer- This mutant produces sterile drone off spring, either sexually or asexually. These drones are much smaller than the mutant and not very creative, independent, or intelligent, and are only capable of performing one or two general tasks.> Rolled 4> Drones can each perform one of 1d3+1 different specialties.> Rolled 2+1> Rolled 2, 10, 5> Specialties- Child Rearing, Food Production (one food), and Unskilled Labor> Heat Drain- This mutant can drain the heat of other living creatures to sustain itself. If enough heat is drained, the victim dies.> Rolled 3> Rolled 5,4: 9> Area of Effect- Closest half-dozen (or 2d6) individuals within range.> Rolled 1> Range- 15 meters/50 feet> Rolled 3> Speed- 5°C (9°F) every few secondsI can't believe it, no singularly negative mutations so far. You lucked out with the Heat Drain. Care to elaborate on your drones? What do the drones look like, how does each specialty look different from the rest, and how do you produce them? Sex, budding, egg-laying, or what? If you'd rather leave their appearance to chance, we can roll.> How do you want to distribute the meat?> You have 7 units of meat, each one can cause 1 Troop Point to mutate similar to you. For the sake of simplicity, they'll undergo the same set of randomly generated mutations, with a lean toward physical ones.
>>2952179Feed it all to the fanatics the rabble need to understand to earn there food with devotion.
>>2952179> To clarify, a Troop Point can receive more than 1 unit of meat.
Nice, this all seems pretty cool. I think the drones should be produced asexually. Maybe we can mold them from the earth? Also, if im reading this right we can choose 3 specialties? How does that work?
Feed 1 portion of meat to each fanatic troop point.. and maybe with the last three, offer it to any other troop wishing to have it at the cost of becoming fanatics? Maybe through a spiritual event or such
>>2952190Molding them from the earth sounds pretty cool, let's give 2 units of meat to our fanatics, and 1 to our fodder
>>2952195>>2952190I think we can do somthing more horrible and dramatic. Mabey regurgitating them, or forming them from our blood?
>>2952196Vomiting eggs, to have them quickly hatch and molt?
>>2952190> Also, if I'm reading this right we can choose 3 specialties?No, I rolled, and their specialties are Child Rearing, Food Production (one food), and Unskilled Labor.
>>2952196>>2952197Yeah, fuck it, this is fucking eldritch meat that we're consuming, the spawning process has to be terrifying
>>2952179>>2952190>>2952179I'm thinking they should look like the lovechild of Moths and Spiders. Or like Centipedes and Goliath Beetles.
>>2952179>Feed it all to the fanatics the rabble need to understand to earn there food with devotion.And I think throwing up eggs that grow into pic.
>>2952199Aight thx Also, love these ideas guys
>>2952204Yes. We vomit up eggs that grow into human worm children.
>>2952246They shouldn't have eyes. They just make clicking sounds to find there way. Makes it more eldrichly creepy.
>>2952204>>2952246>>2952248Oh jesus yes supporting
>>2952256Our beautiful child.
>>2952256I cant see that pic without my mind adding'*laughs microscopically*'
>>2952196>>2952197>>2952204>>2952211>>2952246>>2952248>>2952251>>2952256>>2952257>>2952264Let's recap:> You produce drones by vomiting large eggs that molt and hatch in a matter of hours, or days depending on the specialty, food drones take a few hours, child-rearing drones roughly half a day, and unskilled labor drones a full day and a half. There is no hard limit on the amount of eggs you can produce aside from the nutrients necessary.> When they hatch, the drones look like chitinous worms and depending on the specialty, their growth will differ, food drones won't change and continue grow in size until they're equivalent to a small cow, child-rearing drones will grow a pair of spindly legs and arms after a day or two and reach 0.9144 meters, or 3'4 feet, and unskilled labor drones will progress as child-rearing drones, but continue to grow until they reach 1.524 meters, or 5'6 feet, and their limbs are brawny.> None of the drones have eyes, they communicate among themselves and navigate by clicking noises, and their loyalty to you is ABSOLUTE, though they'll follow other's commands if you instruct them to. In regards to intelligence, food drones are more or less cattle-tier, unskilled labor drones are borderline retarded but hard-working, and child-rearing drones are barely smarter than the average six year old.Are you content with this, or do you want to make some changes?
>>2952295What is a child-rearing drone?
>>2952305Helps take care of children and probably mothers give birth.>>2952295Yeah that sounds excellent we can use general labour ones to
>>2952312Fuck didnt finishTo buff out our troops and take hits for them . Or just care for the goats
>>2952305Drones that specialize in child-rearing, they're great at helping women deliver births, watching infants and keeping children preoccupied, but mediocre at best when it comes to everything else. Of course, getting someone to trust a worm-spawn with their children is a can of worms all on its own.
>>2952316Just think about how well adjusted our children will be to the horrible hell spawn of today. They will be perfect cultists.
>>2952312>>2952314You can use the unskilled labor drones for combat, and they're stronger and more enduring than a normal human, but they're too clumsy to hit reliably, too stupid for most tactics, and their two-fingered hands can't operate anything more advanced than a club. They'd make a decent supplement for your fodder, though spawning enough would take a lot of effort on your part.>>2952322I suppose that would influence their psychology.
>>2952179produce drones by inserting and leaving a parasitical ejection within an orfice of a victim. it grows and bursts from the host when ready. Does it looks like us? >>2952186feed most to the fanatics, give the rabble a little bit to get them aquainted.
This sounds splendid
God are we gonna a turn into a birthing queen for our eldrich monsters.>>2952325How much food or nutriants do we need to spawn each of these. Although it probably would be awful can we just force feed ourselves and keep producing these? As our fast metabolism goes at least we wont get fat.
>>2952246>>2952248>>2952251>>2952256>>2952257>>2952264>>2952295By popular consent, the drones are decided. Now, it's time to divvy up the meat.>>2952194>>2952195>>2952359I take it you want to feed 4 units of meat to each of the 4 Fanatic Troop Points, and give 3 units of to sufficiently enthusiastic Fodder volunteers?
>>2952434Yep sounds good.
>>2952434Sure, sounds okay to me
>>2952434what if we feed meat to the drones?
>>2952469That is an interesting question to bring up and now I want to know too.
>>2952431The eggs are fist-sized, which might be a problem if you weren't 2.743 meters, or 9'4 feet tall and didn't weigh 226.796 kilograms, or a quarter of a ton. Spawning eggs this size is difficult and takes significant nutrients, to give you a frame of reference an entire goat, eaten whole is worth five unskilled laborer eggs.Your metabolism is already on overdrive, and now that you're one and a half times your previous size your nutritional needs are obscene. While this means you heal quickly and handle toxins much easier, your body requires ten times an ordinary man's rations to keep going, and that much food is hard to come by in the post-apocalyptic Himalayas. Fortunately, on-top of being a nifty slow-acting attack, your Heat Drain ability allows you to feed on other's body heat, by converting it to calories and absorbing it straight into your body.You do the math.>>2952469>>2952475Intriguing... There's only one way to find out, so you set aside 1 unit of meat for later.>>2952438>>2952444>>2952569And as for the rest of the meat...> Roll 1d3+1
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>2952716
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>2952716How many goats do we have?
>>2952724>>2952727Tch, only one mutation for the Fanatics. Let's hope it's a doozy.> Roll 1d6
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>2952732
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>2952732wowzers!
Hey OP, what other quests have you done?
>>2952734This could be anything from terrible to terrific.> Roll 1d200
Rolled 111 (1d200)>>2952752
Rolled 50 (1d200)>>2952752
Rolled 66 (1d200)>>2952752Wow this powers are pretty good, in our first campaigns of conquest it will help. But after. ... this drones seems to weak, so we should produce only strong one and few. Anyway since we are extreme narcissist, it will be a problem if our body starts to look bad ? i mean having a perfect human body (for Malcador) and more powers, it will be difficult. We are even Christians, should we make our own bible ?
>>2952756>>2952757HUH.> Oversexed- This mutant has an unusually high libido and desires sexual activity at all times. It may pass up activities necessary for survival in order to obtain sexual satisfaction. This increased sex drive is entirely biological in nature, not psychological.I don't know how to feel about this, but after two trips, I'll be damned if we're rerolling. I figure there must be a fuckton of corruption going on, so,> Roll 1d4
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>2952777Rape Cultists! My not really favorite but better than Marmite.
>>2952782At least one of these is bound to be negative.> Roll three 1d8
Rolled 6 (1d8)>>2952790
Rolled 7 (1d8)>>2952790Also I could be reading my Metamorphica incorrectly but isn't 111 for the bodily functions table Nerve Cut-Off and not Oversexed?
Rolled 5 (1d8)>>2952790
>>2952756>>2952757Just incase you paranoid chucklefucks think I'm trying to magical realm you, take a gander at pic related, number 311. Completely random chance.>>2952803As much as I wish you were right, I think you're reading it wrong my friend. The Bodily Functions Table is 1d200+200, and 111+200 equals 311, which is the Oversexed mutation.>>2952792>>2952803>>2952815Whew lads, I was right.> Roll 1d100> Roll 1d100> Roll 1d100
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>2952839Lol, that's uh.. well. THEY HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH INFINITE VIRILITY. Yeah that sounds way better than sex addicts... right?
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>2952839
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>2952839roll
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>2952839
>>2952839Huh, so it seems that we have two different versions of it. Or at least one where a few of them are mixed up or pushed forwards down the lists. Because my copy has Nerve Cut-Off at 311 and Oversexed is at 315 where Parthenogenesis is.
>>2952845>>2952847>>2952849> Physically ImmatureYeah, no, I'm going to need another 1d100.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>2952855>>2952839I would like to point out that I'm not trying to start an argument, I was just simply confused at the tracking and how it came about.>>2952863RollinR
>>2952855I've got the Revised edition, so that's probably why.>>2952867No, it's cool, kinda neat.
>>2952867>>2952847>>2952849> Thin Skin- This mutant’s skin is thin and brittle, making it easier to penetrate or tear.> Sexual Prowess- This mutant is exceptionally talented in the arts of sex (lovemaking and/or mating, depending on species). This may or may not be apparent from its appearance.> Psychic Broadcast- Whenever this mutant stops moving around, it psychically broadcasts its presence and identityto all sentient creatures within range.> Rolled 3> Range- 91 meters, or 100 yards.> Rolled 4> Speed of Activation- Several minutes.I want to call bullshit on the Sexual Prowess, but it's synced together so perfectly I won't dare. They have Thin Skin, so that's a -1 to melee combat, which isn't a big deal given their +4 from fanaticism and insane lust. The Psychic Broadcast means whenever they stop moving, or stay in the same spot for several minutes, their exact location is broadcast to everything with a mind within 91 meters or 100 yards.Ridiculous. Time for the Fodder.> Roll 1d3+1
>>2952925> tfw failed to greentext
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>2952925Man what was in their meals? The Kama Sutra?
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>2952925It's actually kinda cool i think.
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>2952925
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>2952925
>>2952945Alright gents, you need to> Roll three 1d6
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>2952970
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>2952970
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>2952970
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>2952970
>>2952970This is wild fast how does it feel to get 6 reponces in less then 3 minutes
>Our zealots are Slaneeshi tier I don't know how to feel about this. I just wanted to reach enlightement.
>>2952991Well to be fair, we're probably getting out of this a lot cleaner than the rest. Seeing as how they're going to need the hordes of hookers more than we do.
>>2952987Pretty fuckin' neato.>>2952976>>2952981>>2952982Nice.> Roll 1d100> Roll 1d200> Roll 1d100
Rolled 131 (1d200)>>2952991>>2952995>>2953000Now that I think about it, I wonder if we can create or summon Shoggoth Hookers
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>2953000
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>2953000
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>2952991God & Jesus have already chosen us to feasts on those meals and rule on earth, they will probably help in making us perfect.>>2953000
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>2953000>>2952995>The MC just looks on in disgust from a giant throne at the constant orgies organized by his most faithful.
>>2952991You almost rolled Masochism in the detrimental mental mutations, consider yourself fortunate.
>>2953002Think the child rearers could do that?
>>2952991God & Jesus have already chosen us to feasts on those meals and rule on earth, they will probably help in making us perfect.Wait we are perfect
>>2953011>QMC:"I swear I may as well obtain celibacy at this point, because this is getting stupid. What do you think Gorbaplox?">Gorbaplox:"BLURBAPLUR!">QMC:"That's my boy. You know your old man well,">>2953014They deserve many things, but our own flesh doesn't deserve getting turned into fleshlights for the hordes.
>>2953019>The MC is so narcissistic that he doesn't want to lose his virginity to anybody because nobody is worth of his greatness.
>Find a hundred mouthed horror>Take out its teeth>Endless succ
Oh boy, here we go again...>>2953002>>2953006>>2953008> Prehensile Hair- This mutant’s hair can move and grasp objects at the mutant’s direction.> Increased Awareness- This mutant’s ability to perceive its surroundings is better than the average specimen of its type.> Rolled 4> Sensory Boost- +1/4> Charm- This mutant can favorably influence a target’s opinion of it through psychic mind control. Those influenced will react to the mutant as to a good friend, trusted confidant, respected mentor, or awe-inspiring celebrity figure.> Rolled 4> Range- TouchIt appears your Fodder's mutations are much less... intense than the Fanatic's. They have prehensile hair, their senses are exactly one quarter stronger, and they can psychically influence others through touch.I'm just trying to figure out how I'm going to do a write-up of all this...
>>2953019Ehhhh. I think we should support erdrich human crossbreeding. Gets us some better troops down the line and integrates the eldrich and human population.
>>2953019>>2953030>>2953041KEK, I almost pissed myself.>>2953048That's possibly true, but pending mutation, the drones are sterile.
Before we go any further, what do you think of this as a mutations format?> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Large Size, x1.5 human norm> Heightened Sense of Smell and Taste> Increased Metabolism> Drone Producer> Heat Drain> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 2 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Thick Goat's Furs, (worn)> Soft Nylon Scraps, (worn)> Your Property:> 2L Synthetic Fabrics> 2L Treated Goat Hides> 3L Heirloom Jewelry> 1L High-Quality Tools> Your Army's Status:> -2 Equipment> 18 Loot Points> 30 Day's Rations> Your Army's Mutations:> Mutant Group 1, (MG 1)> 4 TP Fanatics>> Oversexed, (+2 to combat, prone to rape)>> Thin Skin, (-1 to combat)>> Sexual Prowess, (self-explanatory)>> Psychic Broadcast, (situational)> Mutant Group 2, (MG 2)> 2 TP Fodder>> Prehensile Hair, (looks neat)>> Increased Awareness, (negligible)>> Charm, (+2 to recruitment)> Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics> MG 1> TP: 4/5>> 4 TP, MG 1> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 5/5>> 2 TP, MG 2> MP: 5/5> CP: 1
>>2953046Intrestingly enough, our fodder can be used as more subtle agents since their mutations are not as extreme but they can be of use, especially with the Sensory Boost and Charm.
>MC literally commands a Pajeet rape mobKek
>>2953082I love the mutations but the rolling takes forever, if we could make it quicker that would be nice but I'm not sure how.
>>2953093Eh just be patient, some stuff needs to take time. >>2953082Looks good. Also very peculiar fodders we got. They should look forward to become an elite group of their own
>>2953093It's understandable, however I'm guessing the big reason why the QM wants us to roll is so that we actively have a hand in how our mutations turn out so that we can't proclaim that it's unfair that we got a shitty mutation because of fiat.
As king, it is only fitting that you are first to eat and receive the choicest cut of the meat. You carve the largest monster's heart from its chest, and testing its weight, find it to be roughly five pounds. Ever humble, you're the humblest there ever was, easily the best as being humble, you claim the bloodiest two pound chunk, toss the rest to the horde to eat, and sink your teeth deep inside it.Your followers stare, and you shudder in glorious torment as a fundamental change takes place! Bones elongate and snap into place and sinews stretch and swell in such an agonizing experience you feel that if you didn't need to breathe you'd choke. You languish for what feels like an eternity your stomach's speed of digestion accelerates, your mind expands to devour heat to compensate, and a bulbous organ emerges where your kidney used to be.Finally, the pain subsides, and as you bring yourself to stand your followers stare in awe. You've grown in size and stature, your muscles are beyond compare, and compared to lesser men, your bones are made of steel. An intense pulse in your now-tight furs confirms your height wasn't the only thing to grow, and taking in a deep breath, a hundred odors such as you've never smelt before flood your nose. On instinct, your smoldering stare focuses on a nearby slave, and as reduce their body heat to almost nothing, you feel like a god. Already, the organ inside you begins to work, and you feel much, much hungrier than before. Tempting as it is to lay into the monstrous meat once again, you won't risk biting off more than you can chew, and it's only fair that your followers get their fair share. You raise your hand, and with a thunderous shout, bellow, "DIG IN!"The tide of Fanatics is mind-boggling, and as you step to the side to watch their feast, a peculiar change takes place. Once they've eaten their fill, they begin to twitch, mutter, and scowl, before swarming the poor, poor women you captured from the village. The sight is so indecent, so debauched, so absolutely depraved that you must force yourself to look away, but judging by the impassioned, ecstatic moans coming from their victims, it seems it wasn't rape past the first minute. Still, at this rate the captives will be worn-out in days, and you'll need to find more if you want to avoid mass-desertions. You notice that their skin is paper-thin and rips far more easily but they're so consumed by the urge to breed they don't realize it themselves, and after five minutes of their screaming rave, your subconscious gains the power to pinpoint their exact location. The thin skin is highly unfortunate but hardly catastrophic, and while the seemingly psychic location-finding could prove a worrisome nuisance, it could turn out handy once they've gotten used to it.> [1/2]
>>2953188After seeing you damn-near double in size, any doubt the Fodder had about the truth of the mutations is gone, and roughly twenty go to eat the few remaining leftovers. Their changes are subtle enough at first you couldn't tell what happened to them, but seeing the way their hair defies gravity to snap at the air, their intense sniffing and staring at everything, and the devoted look in the non-changed eye's when they're touched gives you a fair idea.One of the newly mutated Fodder touches you by the wrist, and while for the slightest of moments you feel some begrudging appreciation for them, it is instantly buried crushed, and forgotten under the weight of your self-assured supremacy. You'd kill him for attempting to influence you, but the rumors will improve your standing, and you have nothing to prove to any peasant so you let him off with a slap more akin to a club than anything else.That dinner was absolutely phenomenal, but there's only so much meat to go around and soon, it's all gone, save for some offal you intend to give your... whatever strange creature it is your mysterious new organ's producing. You have yet to reach your destination, and a mere four days lie between you, and the direst foe your horde has yet to face.> Roll three 1d20+4, (Easy)> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Large Size, x1.5 human norm> Heightened Sense of Smell and Taste> Increased Metabolism> Drone Producer> Heat Drain> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 2 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Thick Goat's Furs, (worn)> Soft Nylon Scraps, (worn)> Your Property:> 2L Synthetic Fabrics> 2L Treated Goat Hides> 3L Heirloom Jewelry> 1L High-Quality Tools> Your Army's Status:> -2 Equipment> 18 Loot Points> 30 Day's Rations> Your Army's Mutations:> Mutant Group 1, (MG 1)> 4 TP Fanatics>> Oversexed, (+2 to combat, prone to rape)>> Thin Skin, (-1 to combat)>> Sexual Prowess, (self-explanatory)>> Psychic Broadcast, (situational)> Mutant Group 2, (MG 2)> 2 TP Fodder>> Prehensile Hair, (looks neat)>> Increased Awareness, (negligible)>> Charm, (+2 to recruitment)> Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics> TP: 4/5>> 4 TP, MG 1> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 5/5>> 2 TP, MG 2> MP: 5/5> CP: 1> [2/2]
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2953195
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2953195
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2953195I wonder if our mutations carry over to our own descendants
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2953195
>>2953212At your command, the motley horde marches with surprising swiftness, though at times you're convinced if they weren't fanatically loyal to you, you wouldn't be able to stop the cultists from taking constant gang-bang breaks. Truthfully, after witnessing them attempt nonstop sex, day and night, for hours on end, you're shocked they're able to keep marching. Irritated by their incessant shenanigans, you tell them you had a vision of sex at the end of the journey, and are pleasantly surprised to see the horde's pace double.Two days later, you've reached the village, and frankly, aren't that impressed. For the most part, it's comprised of patchwork Kēbina, and in the center of the community stands an ancient and decrepit Hindu shrine. Looking at it, chills run down your spine. There are little under thirty people here, all of them shuffling their feet, faces laden with dread, and cringing away from the shrine. They have yet to see you or your men, so you can attempt to introduce yourselves as you see fit.> How do you want to make contact with the village?> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Large Size, x1.5 human norm> Heightened Sense of Smell and Taste> Increased Metabolism> Drone Producer> Heat Drain> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 2 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Thick Goat's Furs, (worn)> Soft Nylon Scraps, (worn)> Your Property:> 2L Synthetic Fabrics> 2L Treated Goat Hides> 3L Heirloom Jewelry> 1L High-Quality Tools> Your Army's Status:> -2 Equipment> 18 Loot Points> 30 Day's Rations> Your Army's Mutations:> Mutant Group 1, (MG 1)> 4 TP Fanatics>> Oversexed, (+2 to combat, prone to rape)>> Thin Skin, (-1 to combat)>> Sexual Prowess, (self-explanatory)>> Psychic Broadcast, (situational)> Mutant Group 2, (MG 2)> 2 TP Fodder>> Prehensile Hair, (looks neat)>> Increased Awareness, (negligible)>> Charm, (+2 to recruitment)> Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics> TP: 4/5>> 4 TP, MG 1> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 5/5>> 2 TP, MG 2> MP: 5/5> CP: 1
>>2953378Have the fodder infiltrate the village to gather intelligence about the shrine and the villages combat potential.
>>2953413I like this idea.
>>2953378Set up camp outside the village so we stay out of range of the entities nightmares. Then have the mutant fodder approach as a “diplomatic” envoy.
>>2953413>>2953431> Roll three 1d20+2, (Medium)
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2953547On a entirely different note, is it possible to train/upgrade our current troops into more advanced soldiers and the like?
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2953547
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2953547
>>2953556>>2953552>>2953550>mfw our Fodder are too autistic for diplomacy
Well are hope the dice are saving up for some good shit cos this is just bullshit
>>2953581When we inevitably sweep in with our rape fanatics and brute children I'm hoping for nat 20s
>>2953581Well Malcador could fix this mess
>>2953552>>2953556This village is in dire straights and if you approached them head-on they might retaliate. Under ideal circumstances, you'd be able to infiltrate the community yourself, but you're a giant white man, and that's simply not an option. You have no other choice, so the Fodder will have to do. You send the two most charismatic men in your horde to pose as travelers, learn what they can about their defenses and the shrine, and report back while the rest of the horde waits camped in a secluded place.> Two days later...You've had no sign of the infiltrators you sent, you're beginning to worry, and the Fanatics are starting to get antsy. If you had to guess, you'd say one of them must've gotten too handsy with their charm power or accidentally let their hair flash, and now they're being held captive. Maybe as a sacrifice.> What's your back-up plan?> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Large Size, x1.5 human norm> Heightened Sense of Smell and Taste> Increased Metabolism> Drone Producer> Heat Drain> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 2 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Thick Goat's Furs, (worn)> Soft Nylon Scraps, (worn)> Your Property:> 2L Synthetic Fabrics> 2L Treated Goat Hides> 3L Heirloom Jewelry> 1L High-Quality Tools> Your Army's Status:> -2 Equipment> 18 Loot Points> 28 Day's Rations> Your Army's Mutations:> Mutant Group 1, (MG 1)> 4 TP Fanatics>> Oversexed, (+2 to combat, prone to rape)>> Thin Skin, (-1 to combat)>> Sexual Prowess, (self-explanatory)>> Psychic Broadcast, (situational)> Mutant Group 2, (MG 2)> 2 TP Fodder>> Prehensile Hair, (looks neat)>> Increased Awareness, (negligible)>> Charm, (+2 to recruitment)> Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics> TP: 4/5>> 4 TP, MG 1> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 5/5>> 2 TP, MG 2> MP: 5/5> CP: 1
>>2953664March right in, of course they will welcome us as clearly the superior being.
>>2953678Let’s go with this idea.
What's our plan on dealing with the abomination?
>>2953757Lets see it first.
>>2953757Try to tie it down and heat drain it? Five degrees every few seconds is a real killer.
>>2953777Maybe we can make some kind of trap?
>>2953777I agree. It’s a nightmare monster, so we could probably ambush it during the day, or just burn down its shrine.
So unironically pic related now is how we can win over women into worshipping us considering how verile our Zealots are becoming, I say after all the rape and pillage is done we give a large share of the captive women to the zealots their touch after the trauma of their capture is likely to bring them closer to appreciating our benevolence.secondly while intially our spawn ability seemed like a good way to produce endless mooks the energy it requires seems inordinate and thus I say we keep them as specialised roles such as food supply (our flesh will feed the faithful and show our benevolance) and child rearing because sooner or later babies are gonna start popping.
>>2954046also considering our zealots are more squishy they should be more of a support role in combat now and only deployed if they are REALLY needed
>>2953664can we pass on mutations to our spawn instead of taking them for ourselves?
This is just a question for you guys about our ideology, but what should the differences/distinction be between those in our monarchy/rule and our followers? Is it like a cult of personality?
>>2953678>>2953737> Roll three 1d20+4, (Hard)
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2954109
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2954109
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2954109Rolling again due to an apparent lack of players
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2954109
>>2954146im a lurker newfag. how do I roll? >lets try to take this village with the least bloodshed as possible. the new fodder unit might not be pleased with their women going to the zealots though.
>>2954235dice + 1dXX being the sides of the dice (6/8/10/12/20/100) holy shit the fact you are on /qst/ and haven't checked out /tg/ where the dice mechanics hail from is mind bogglingwelcome to /qst/ faggot
>>2954109You awake yet :p
>>2954125>>2954137>>2954151Enough side-stepping, whether these peasants know it or not, you are their king and they will bend the knee or you will cut them down. At your behest the horde gathers and marches into the village with you at their head. Hearing the commotion, some dozen men come to meet you with gnarled clubs and rusty blades, but the sight of half a hundred raving wild-eyed fanatics led by a giant pale man, brandishing weapons, and shouting the litany of Unholy gluttony, they drop their implements of war and submit without a fight.You stand, facing the shrine, half-expecting some demon to rush out and try to slay you but it remains quiet. As your men fall into a crude semblance of disciplined lines, an old man steps forward and bows before your majesty. You let him linger on the ground for several minutes, then say in as authoritative a voice as you can muster, "SPEAK." He replies, trembling, and shakily stands to his feet."Giant, I am eldest in our village. W-what are your demands?"> [Write-In]> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Large Size, x1.5 human norm> Heightened Sense of Smell and Taste> Increased Metabolism> Drone Producer> Heat Drain> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 2 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Thick Goat's Furs, (worn)> Soft Nylon Scraps, (worn)> Your Property:> 2L Synthetic Fabrics> 2L Treated Goat Hides> 3L Heirloom Jewelry> 1L High-Quality Tools> Your Army's Status:> -2 Equipment> 18 Loot Points> 28 Day's Rations> Your Army's Mutations:> Mutant Group 1, (MG 1)> 4 TP Fanatics>> Oversexed, (+2 to combat, prone to rape)>> Thin Skin, (-1 to combat)>> Sexual Prowess, (self-explanatory)>> Psychic Broadcast, (situational)> Mutant Group 2, (MG 2)> 2 TP Fodder>> Prehensile Hair, (looks neat)>> Increased Awareness, (negligible)>> Charm, (+2 to recruitment)> Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics> TP: 4/5>> 4 TP, MG 1> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 5/5>> 2 TP, MG 2> MP: 5/5> CP: 1
>>2954646>What happened with the men who came here. And where is the creature which feeds on this village.
>>2954646>What is the demon that plagues your village?> How far out does the effect of the demon extend, and what are it’s powers?>And finally, Where are the men I sent to make contact with you? For every one of them dead, one fo yours will replace them in my following.
>>2954646Hey guys, what's going on in this threa..>> Oversexed, (+2 to combat, prone to rape)>>prone to rapeOh.
>>2954717Nice. Let’s go with this.
>>2954789Yeah, that's what happens when you let the whack jobs eat Eldritch testicles.
Just a thought: if the creature cannot be killed via arms (unpiercable skin), perhaps we should cook up some sort of nerve gas (although I know this might be a bit hard)
>>2955849Yeah some kind of preparation seems like a good idea.. we cant rely on a lucky shot
>>2955849I honestly don't think we have access to nerve gas unless we raid a pre apocalypse cache of weapons.that said a roundabout way of killing the creature is a good Idea
>>2954646>pick out a woman to give to my men, the rest you can keep>we want your sons to fight alongside us>where is the foul spirit.
>>2955957Haha, poor gal. I like it. She'll either have the time if her life, or be completely broken by it, depending on the qm..
>>2956023Its kind of a mix of both really, she gets raped and has amazing sex that litreally won't stop for 5 minutes because shes at the mercy of a bunch of crazies sex fiends
>>2955849We could try to smash it to the ground (if some of our soldiers have maces/hammers it could be possible, we could even just us stones) or try to take all is heat.After we have killed we should order the womans to make mantels from the skin of the demon, for the meat we could eat some of it [just for avoid to eat half of the supplies] and then eat the remains along the way.If this demon has bones they could be used for something else. (if there is a smith here we should use it to make some armors&weapons, also what we do with this village ? Take it or sack&raze ? I would prefer to take it, but it would be better to establish a base/capital in some great cave/mine. Then again even if it s our first conquest it doesn t mean this village is our base/capital, plus it would be the first settlement under us creating our state. On the other hand sacking and raze it give us more resources&manpower for when we establish the base/capital. After the battle we should check it and decide if is valuable enough [fertile terrain ? strategic position ? valuable resources ? ecc. ..] for mantain a garrison. Even if we sack&raze it and there is something useful here, we can just return later and establish a better settlement.Also we need a map of this region if we don t find one, we should make one.And a banner for our army, or 2 banners if we decide to take&hold this place. We need a good symbol something like a white hand [similar to the Saruman Hand on the uruks of Lord of the rings] crushing a black sun with one eye and tentacles could do.)
>>2956062Man, i like your train of thought!
>>2956062we uproot the villagers, they join our horde and travel alongside us, they are no longer free but the property of the white pregnant giant. When we take down an elder God all must consume and ascend with the master, not remain in some backwater village. I suggest finding an old Nepalese Bhuddist temple-fortress as HQ
>>2956062Fortress Monestary when?
>>2956224We are gonna need a stable income of food though, and raiding everything will not be long term viable
>>2956254We still have two other villages we know of. Why don’t we take the one that has more than 30 people?
>>2956254>raising wobt be viableThis isn't on a massive scale so actually it is
>>2954646Yo if your dead/dieing I'm willing to pick this up
>>2956199>>2956224>>2956240I made a shitty pic of the banner.wait(but i have decide that the hand is holding to death the one eye monster with tentacles)
> tfw life throws a curveball, I can't update, and return to the thread, expecting it to be on life-support>>2956447> instead I find 20+ posts of discussion, see THIS glorious piece of artwork, and my hope is restoredFuckin' ace. Expect an update sometime in the next three hours.
>>2956472ThanksTomorrow i could put 2 simple white mountains behind (or one like the Everest, so it s the banner of the God-Kingdom of Himalaya) and a simple crown on the top.
>>2956447That's pretty nice anon. Could see it becoming the banner of our kingdom easily.>>2956307I agree. Another couple turns of raiding would be smart but then we should settle down in our mountains. Gradually expand to encompass all of the Himalayas with our base preferably out of a fortress-monastary. Go down in the lowlands and become the eldritch raiders of legend later once we have a base of supporters producing recruits, weapons, and food.
>>2956485Thanks again. And thanks for this quest !Should you use a twitter for the updates ?
>>2954717"What is the demon that plagues your village? How far does the effect of the demon extend, and what are its power?"The elder cringes at your question and peers at the shrine over his shoulder. "I-I cannot tell you-" You unsling your rifle, and deeply intone, "I insist." His eyes are filled with terror, and he looks like he's about to sprint away, screaming at the top of his lungs, but his fear of you outweighs his dread of the foul spirit. The old man says,"It is a horror, a nightmare made flesh that stands taller than any man. Its razor-blade claws are not of this world, they pass through the thickest of hides as if they were not there and the wounds it inflicts suffer a chilling curse that spreads through the bones and then the soul of the scarred. Its hide is smooth and supple, but thicker than iron and its merest touch dulls even the keenest edged steel."He pauses to give you a moment to take it in, then continues. "It is darker than the darkest night, you can't see it, only the shadows where it should be. It whispers atrocities in a thousand tongues that bend the mind to see shapes that aren't there, and when we sleep, it shows us glimpses of a blackened hell beyond description. It is driving us mad, one of my sons killed himself and his children screaming that the Eater of Flames compelled him, and since then, our kiln fires take hours to kindle. I'm in mourning, and I'm not only one whose son was driven to madness. Every night, the foul spirit leaves its shrine, captures someone, young or old, man or woman, it does not care, and drags them kicking and screaming back to the shrine to eat their souls. Half the village has died the most horrible deaths, and we aren't able to stop it.""But when we try to flee, it leaves its shrine and pursues the escapee with the wings of a hawk, and no man is quick or clever enough escape it. The foul spirit's curse lays over our homes like a smothering blanket, so long as we live here, there can be no escape but in the trees beyond, they say the whispers stop. It is an abomination that cannot be killed, perhaps if one with your strength could land a blow, it would fall but its claws are much too swift. The foul spirit keeps the shrine pitch-black and it never leaves in the daytime, but once you've stayed here overnight and it knows your scent, it will find you, no matter how fast you go. It hates fire, and snuffs them out in the dirt and takes the one who lit it as its next victim when the night-falls."> [1/2]
>>2956662A sudden sense of dread sinks to the pit of your stomach. "Elder, where are the men I sent to make contact with you?" The old man's eyes are filled with tears, he breaks down, and death-grips you by one of the ankles, his entire body heaving. "We- we bound and gagged them, then forced the fattest one to light a torch in front of the shrine. The monster took him instead of our family, and before you came, we'd planned to do the same to the next. Please, giant, I'm begging you, leave this place now, while you still can! I don't care how strong you are, you can't face the demon, it will kill you and every one of your band one by one, then drag your souls kicking and screaming into a nightmare that never ends! Go, before the sun sets, we're lost to the darkness but there's still hope for you!"That was... enlightening.> What's your plan now?> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Large Size, x1.5 human norm> Heightened Sense of Smell and Taste> Increased Metabolism> Drone Producer> Heat Drain> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 2 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Thick Goat's Furs, (worn)> Soft Nylon Scraps, (worn)> Your Property:> 2L Synthetic Fabrics> 2L Treated Goat Hides> 3L Heirloom Jewelry> 1L High-Quality Tools> Your Army's Status:> -2 Equipment> 18 Loot Points> 28 Day's Rations> Your Army's Mutations:> Mutant Group 1, (MG 1)> 4 TP Fanatics>> Oversexed, (+2 to combat, prone to rape)>> Thin Skin, (-1 to combat)>> Sexual Prowess, (self-explanatory)>> Psychic Broadcast, (situational)> Mutant Group 2, (MG 2)> 2 TP Fodder>> Prehensile Hair, (looks neat)>> Increased Awareness, (negligible)>> Charm, (+2 to recruitment)> Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics> TP: 4/5>> 4 TP, MG 1> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 5/5>> 2 TP, MG 2> MP: 5/5> CP: 1> [2/2]
>>2956664Hmmm I think our plan should be to feed the village elder to it in the same way they fed our follower, then ambush the beast while it is feeding. Our troops should distract and slow it while we drain its heat until it is dead.Thoughts?
>>2956675It's a good plan.As he is a betrayer of guests. So too shall he suffer the same fate.
>>2956675Or even better, let's feed his entire family to the beast before he dies so he'll know the price of betrayal.
>>2956675Just feeding him works for me. Make sure to have the rest of our soldiers stand by with torches ready to be lit as soon as the attack begins. Prepare a couple of bonfires around the shrine with the same intent. Hopefully fire and steel will beat this beast back.
>>2956675i like it... but we could be able to not even force him to do this.for example what about remind him of what is doing, he an elder of this village leaving is people to die and worse even it s own son !why he should live to suffer this, why this creature should keep doingthis.it could be easy for us, this old man is destroyed by all of this.... we are giving him a chance to end this.
>>2956675We might be able to heat drain the thing while it's still inside the shrine.Might be worth a shot just to weaken it before our attack.
>>2956707It's easy to be merciful. But they decided to sacrifice two of our own instead of having them run away before nightfall. If we went alone then they would have done the same to us.As it stands, he's become craven in his madness and decides to dress it up in a gown of "self-sacrifice".
>>2956675Support. The man broke the golden rule by killing messengers
>>2956713that s true.>>2956675then +(maybe we could use 2/4 villagers for take all their heat and produce some drones. to use as meatshields)
>>2956717He's also broken the trust of being a Host by betraying his guests.
>>2956719That's not a bad idea, we can eat those who betray or go against us and turn them into drones.
>>2956719Only drain the weak and rebellious ones. Everyone else is forcefully conscripted.
>>2956743"their sins will reborn in new flesh helping God-Emperor Malcador and the House Grey, and all of mankind will rejoice. Because mankind knows that the wicked and evil will always pay with their flesh&blood, giving back what they have stole."from the personal diary of blessed God-emperor Malcador saviour of all.
>>2956675>>2956688>>2956703>>2956707>>2956711>>2956717>>2956719> Setting the trap> Roll three 1d20+2's (Medium)
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2957213
Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2957213
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2957213
>>2957213>>2957235Welp so much for that idea.
>>2957247a 15 is a fair roll
>>2957247We got a 15 on one roll? Am I missing something?
>>2957252It's the average of the three, though
>>2957257*Of the two highest rolls
>>2957257I never noticed this quest ran on averages, fack.
>>2957257A roll of 13 then isn't horrible. Certainly not the best but hopefully enough to stand our own.
What would be an apt description of ourselves? Literally a Primarch or GEoM?
>>2957298We're actually just a narcissistic bastard, but if we eat enough eldritch flesh, we might just end up being as powerful as Emps
>>2957305At this rate we will be an old one
>>2957298Your ID almost says onions
If the beast is smaller than us, we should attempt to grapple with it, killing it through our heat drawing ability.We should also work on creating a holy weapon for ourselves after this battle. I vote for a huge mace
>>2957318I thought it drained strength with its touch?
>>2957366It dulls blades but makes no mention of it's touch reducing strength. However it apparently induces a curse with it's claws which should clearly be used for creating our weapon / weapons for some fanatics to make an elite melee unit.
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2957213
>>2956675This but during the day. We are getting pretty obvious hints this thing hates fire and/or light. We can just send the elder into the shrine, then have everyone light a church and set the shrine on fire at the same time.>cleansing flame for the win
>>2956675This but feed his entire family to it, we sent men to deal without threat or violence and they killed them this is an insult to US and should be punished accordingly.
>>2957629Bonfire, drain heat from fire and it?
We should fight the thing in day time, just build a huge bonfire around the shrine and have the elder set fire to it immediately and say that we will kill the entire village that the monster feeds off if it does not show itself. If it does not show itself we pillage the place, and just leave before night time. Fighting at night were the enemy has an advantage is just daft.
>>2957733I don’t think we should drain it’s heat at all. It seems like it hates heat, and I’d be worried that it can survive the cold. So we attack from a different angle.I’m also not sure if we can drain heat from non living things.
>>2958260Good point...Man im sort of terrified how much can lose to this beast
>>2958260If we drain heat from our soldiers in a precise way then maybe we could stand in a huge bonfire and fight the thing while draining away heat to stop us from burning to death and forcing the monster to get burned.
>>2956445>>2956447>>2956486>>2956505>>2956500>>2956485so i have put the crown* and the everest*, then i have decide to add a "malcador grey" for give it a byzantine feel (in some of their banners there are some words).it s ok now, maybe i can add a book ? Or is already too full of stuff ?*it s not exactly a crown in the traditional sense, but the others seems just to complex. Instead this one is simple and people can recognize without problems that is a object of imperial power.*maybe i should have put smaller mountains, but idk.so the quest can keep going today ?
>>2958447still those 2 fingers don t have the red aura.
>>2958447i should probably use this for something.it can do for a profile pic on youtube ?https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFqjYfLMaIqTLitqEHAIQyg/featured?disable_polymer=1
>>2958447Simplicity is beauty in the case of making flags, too much and it just becomes a cluttered eyesore.
>>2958434Molotovs? Since we can only see its shadow, have our men bombard it with rocks and burning material?
>>2958520Maybe i could make something similar to the nepal flag, just with the one eye monster with tentacles in the first triangle and a book in the second triangle. I don t think the hand and the monster can stay in the flag at the same time.
>>2957221>>2957233This old man broke the golden rule, and made a grave mistake telling you to your face. Your voice oozes contemptuous disgust at his cowardice, and he weeps at your dark words."Elder, you've doomed your guest to never-ending torment and there can only be justice if you're condemned to suffer the same fate." He squeezes your boot and pleads, "No, no, p-please, anything but that!" You scowl at this profligate, craven wretch as if he were shit on your boot, and call your men. "Restrain him."Five wild-eyed fanatics tear him from your feet as he screeches, "NO NO NO NO!" and when he realizes there's no way out, he draws a knife and rushes to cut his own throat. One of the fanatics catches his arm an instant before the point pierces flesh and suffers a nasty cut. The old man is wailing about the flickering spirals that pierce the womb of the earth, how they twist his bones and gouge his teeth each time he lays his head to rest, but you have no pity.You let him gibber for a moment, then smack him across the face hard enough to knock teeth loose. "Coward, when the sun sets you're going to a light a bonfire and pay recompense for what you've done. If you so much as touch a knife or glance at the mountainside, we'll flay the flesh from your closest of kin's bones and force them in your stead." He's past hysteria and weeping with terror."Tie him to a tree facing westward, I want him to see the sun the moment it dips below the horizon. And as for the rest of you, we have a bonfire to build. The quicker we roast the demon, the quicker we feast! Get to it!" The elder's captors bind him to a spindly tree far from the edge of a cliff, and the rest of your band and a handful of village volunteers hurry to finish while there's still daylight.> [1/2]
>>2958606Little over three hours later, the frame for a magnificent bonfire is built, doused in as much lamp oil and goat's fat as the village can muster, and ready to burst into the flames instant the elder readies his torch. Sunset is two hours away and the only thing left to determine is how you plan to engage the fiend.> Once it's set ablaze and distracted in its rage your men will swarm it with clubs and stones.> Once it's set ablaze and illuminated by the torch light your keenest-eyed men will snipe it from afar.> Once it's set ablaze and weakened by the flames, YOU will slay it, you're perfect in every way, there's not a chance it could best you.> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Large Size, x1.5 human norm> Heightened Sense of Smell and Taste> Increased Metabolism> Drone Producer> Heat Drain> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 2 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Thick Goat's Furs, (worn)> Soft Nylon Scraps, (worn)> Your Property:> 2L Synthetic Fabrics> 2L Treated Goat Hides> 3L Heirloom Jewelry> 1L High-Quality Tools> Your Army's Status:> -2 Equipment> 18 Loot Points> 28 Day's Rations> Your Army's Mutations:> Mutant Group 1, (MG 1)> 4 TP Fanatics>> Oversexed, (+2 to combat, prone to rape)>> Thin Skin, (-1 to combat)>> Sexual Prowess, (self-explanatory)>> Psychic Broadcast, (situational)> Mutant Group 2, (MG 2)> 2 TP Fodder>> Prehensile Hair, (looks neat)>> Increased Awareness, (negligible)>> Charm, (+2 to recruitment)> Your Army:> 1 unit of Fanatics> TP: 4/5>> 4 TP, MG 1> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> 1 unit of Fodder> TP: 5/5>> 2 TP, MG 2> MP: 5/5> CP: 1> [2/2]
>>2958608> Once it's set ablaze and illuminated by the torch light your keenest-eyed men will snipe it from afar.> Once it's set ablaze and illuminated by the torch light your keenest-eyed men will snipe it from afar.We'll meet the beast in honorable one-on-one combat, while our servants support us from afar
>>2958608>> Once it's set ablaze and weakened by the flames, YOU will slay it, you're perfect in every way, there's not a chance it could best you.
>>2958608>>2958611I agree snipe while we solo it in melee
>>2958647Supporting. It would be a fitting end for a narcissist should we fail.
>>2958611>>2958613>>2958647>>2958655It will be extremely difficult to succeed. Are you certain you want to personally engage it?
>>2958684...On second thought, let our men take care of the beast. They need to carry their weight, after all
>>2958608> Once it's set ablaze and illuminated by the torch light your keenest-eyed men will snipe it from afar.
>>2958684Comon we got balls of steel let's do this
>>2958684Let's go with a hybrid solution.Let them try to snipe it first and if that fails we can still just take pity upon our non enlightened followers and slay the beast for them.
>>2958684DO YOU ALL WANT TO DIE?Glory in battle, yes, but we are not simpletons. Have our men swarm it. We can land a fatal blow or observe for weakness.
>>2958740This sounds good for me. Are we to sure of ourselves to have a path of retreat?
What a fucking quest, this is great. It's like eldritch barbarians.
can we have some cultists or drones set themselves on fire and go hug the monster to hopefully stun it? We can heat drain them while they do it so they don't get too hurt while doing so.
>>2959583There is an important difference between burning and heating up. We could save them from heatstroke, but not oxidation.
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>2958714>>2958720>>2958740>>2958746>>2958870>>2958895>>2958934>>2958938Hmm...> Roll three 1d20's, (Easy)> Roll six 1d3's, (Variable)> Roll three 1d20+4's, (Variable)
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2959790please hope we dont have to beat that
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2959790
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>2959790
>>2959805You done fucked up
>>2959805>>2959790Please anons forgive.
Rolled 2, 3, 2, 1, 3, 3 = 14 (6d3)>>2959790
Rolled 4, 17, 6 + 4 = 31 (3d20 + 4)>>2959790
Rolled 16, 7, 20 + 4 = 47 (3d20 + 4)>>2959790
Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d3)>>2959917>>2961396I'm going to need one more 1d20+4.
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2961495Rollan
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2961495
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2961495
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>2959790>>2959805> don't mind me....
>>2959790>>2959792>>2959802>>2959805>>2959914>>2959917>>2961396>>2961502>>2961753> 52 VS 54This foul spirit is weak, you are the uberman, and you will break it over your knee! You use the time before the sun sets to carve a crude club little over twice as large as an ordinary one, the weapon is poorly balanced but it has a nice heft to it, and if all goes well, it should prove sufficient. The keenest-eyed of your men prepare their rifles, and the remainder stand ready to support you if the demon gains the upper hand.Soon, darkness falls and you feel a sudden, palpable sense of dread and regret. Nevermind, you've made your choice and have no recourse but to fight. You lie in wait several meters from the entrance of the shrine and the old man stands, wrists bound, trembling as he lights the torch. An obscene shadow, moving so quickly the only sight you have is a blur of blackness so profound that it SHOULD NOT BE bolts to tear the elder's head his shoulders, and in the instant before it snuffs out the torch you catch a glimpse of its true form.Despite the sacrifice's failure to light the bonfire, a staccato of rifle fire rings out and the abominable fiend recoils as it is stricken. All but one bullet finds its mark and three slam into its head, though they do not pierce, their force does a great deal of damage to the dreaded spirit and it is disoriented for the slightest of moments. Taking this as your opportunity, you rush forth, howling with thunderous rage and swing your primitive bludgeon to see its skull smote!Your makeshift club connects and such is your giant's strength, the Unholy one is flung to its twisting knees with a cry of shocked agony! However, your triumph is short-lived as the foul spirit recites an abysmal whisper and you hesitate on the cusp of a finishing blow as needles gouge into your ears! It is quicker to recover from the stunning strike than any man, it leaps to its feet and an instant later, a dozen cold knives bring your stomach to bleed!The fiendish needling intensifies, the light from the stars above begins to dim, and an icy numbness fiercer than any frostbite undoes any semblance of warmth. If you were not a colossus you would've died instantly, and if your will to power was not supreme the atrocity slur's dark majesty would've brought you to kneel. The demon rises to its full height and mockingly waits for you to succumb to its droning, buzzing screech.Little does it know, you do not intend to go quietly into that dark night.> Roll three 1d20+6, (Hard)> Malcardor Grey> HP: 8/20VS:> Shadow Fiend> &$?#8'?&
Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>2961930Someone light the fire
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>2961930IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN
>>2961930On a related note, let's try to heat drain anything that's near-by, especially the demon.
>>2961983Anon, the demon has no heat to drain.
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>2961930
>>2961996Damn you eldrich insulation!
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>2961930We need our allies now fuck.
Rolled 13, 6 + 8 = 27 (2d20 + 8)>>2961948>>2961973>>2962006Tch.> Roll four 1d20+3> Roll six 1d3-1
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2962023
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>2962023
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2962023 This was a fast quest
Welp, it was fun
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>2962023Please crit
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 3, 3, 2 = 13 (6d3)>>2962019
Rolled 2 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>2962023
>>2962026>>2962037>>2962049>>2962030>>2962054>>2962061I'm going to need you roll one more 1d20+3, and a morale check for the Fodder.> Roll three 1d20-5, (Hard)
Rolled 20 - 5 (1d20 - 5)>>2962073Remember folks, to add a malus you do dice+1d20+-5.
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2962073
Rolled 11 - 5 (1d20 - 5)>>2962073>>2962079The man.The myth.The legend.
Rolled 14 - 5 (1d20 - 5)>>2962073
>>2962079Absolutely Fanatical.> Roll five 1d20+2
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2962101
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2962101
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2962101
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2962101
>>2962167Do it in the options feild of text and no caps
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)
>>2962129Our boys they rescued us
>>2961948>>2961973>>2962006You've failed to resist the whispers, gaining one Detrimental Mental Mutation, but have managed to retain at least some of your sanity.> Roll 1d100, first come first serve
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>2962278
>>2962293> Physical Self-Loathing: This mutant feels a distinct dissatisfaction with, or even hatred of, its own body. It may feel it is the wrong size, shape, or sex, that it does not look the way the mutant would like it to, or that parts of it must be removed. The mutant may also, or instead, feel alienated inside its own skin, like it does not belong there.I'm going to go ahead and fiat that Malcador is such a narcissist that he hates his physical body, because he doesn't feel it's worthy to hold his perfection.
>>2962307That's good, we will fix it by eating more
>>2962307I like it.
>>2961948>>2961973>>2962006>>2962023>>2962026>>2962037>>2962049>>2962088>>2962079>>2962103>>2962108>>2962129>>2962166>>2962174> 63+78 VS 35You stand resolute, legs trembling, flesh chilling, pride unflinching as the shadow fiend's malign mumbling pierces your mind. You feel its wretched tendrils tear into your subconscious tear your soul apart, but digging deep within, you scream in silent defiance and in a battle of wills the wretched darkness is repulsed. Bruised but not broken, you fall to your knees, and when it realizes its failure, its hate is beyond comprehension, it radiates malice, and as it raises its claws to rend your throat, a half dozen gunshots and a furious shout ring out."FOR THE KING!"A dozen fanatics shove you to the side and are torn apart in your place, moments later, nigh-on a hundred howling madmen fall upon the dreaded darkness. The nightmare made flesh screeches its fury, and its every motion tears a mortal man apart and damns his soul, but for every one to fall, three more frothing with vengeful rage enter the fray. While a handful of villagers drag you to safety, the Unholy one fights beyond any mortal strength, slaying tens, and twenties of men, but bit by bit, its black bones are broken beneath their clubs. Slowly but surely, it succumbs to pain and as it mirrors your kneeling motion, a raging fanatic shatters a fifty pound rock on its neck, only to be slain by a spin of its spiked wings.Its revenge is short-lived, as the martyr's blow paralyzed the fiend, and left to be, it no doubt would've recovered but your man grant it no such respite. Its hide may be immune to the blade, but it does not avail the demon as they continue to club, bludgeon, and stone the spasming fiend well into the night, Slowly, its torturous whispers give way to tortured wailing, and eventually, cease in their entirety. When the fiend's skull is crushed to a fine paste, a burst of impossible cold freezes the one who dealt it the finishing blow, but the sense of foreboding fear over the community disappears, and as your eyes come to a close, you realize the shadow fiend has been slain.When you awaken, you're bundled head-to-toe in thick furs, laying beside a roaring bonfire, and cold enough that your teeth can't stop chattering. You realize that aside from the bandages wrapping your torso, you're completely naked, and as you struggle to throw off the furs and stand, five pairs of hands hold you down, and an ecstatic voice can be heard, "THE KING IS AWAKE, THE KING IS AWAKE!" > [1/2]
>>2962538You groan, and look around to see you're inside a large wooden room, surrounded by followers grinning ear-to-ear, and on the far end of the room lies the dread spirit's corpse, so pulverized it appears to be a dark blanket at first glance. They explain that roughly half of the horde died horribly fighting the monster, it's been four days since the battle, after witnessing your struggle everyone in the village swore eternal fealty to you, and that the abomination hasn't decayed in the slightest and is ready to consumption at your discretion.Even though you've won, something about your flesh feels sinister, and fundamentally wrong. The urge to burn your skin to ashes is overwhelming, and isn't solely from the cold that still chills you to the bone. No, after failing to slay the monster single-handedly you've realized that your mortal flesh isn't worthy to hold your immortal soul, and you hate it enough that the only thing preventing your suicide to escape your skin is that without it, you couldn't command your followers or satisfy your eldritch hunger.Speaking of which... > You have 3 units of eldritch meat, each of one of which can feed 1 Troop Point. Now that every one of your followers is Fanatical, they wouldn't care if you ate it all but you feel that overloading yourself with corrupting energies would be unwise, and after their part in assisting your victory, you feel they are worthy of a reward. But of course, as King of the Eldritch Feast you get first pickings.> How much do you want to eat?> [write-in] poundsI would heavily recommend that you don't eat more than 5, and even that's pushing it.> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Large Size, x1.5 human norm> Heightened Sense of Smell and Taste> Increased Metabolism> Drone Producer> Heat Drain> Physical Self-Loathing> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 2 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Thick Goat's Furs, (worn)> Soft Nylon Scraps, (worn)> Your Property:> 2L Synthetic Fabrics> 2L Treated Goat Hides> 3L Heirloom Jewelry> 1L High-Quality Tools> Your Army's Status:> -2 Equipment> 18 Loot Points> 28 Day's Rations> Your Army's Mutations:> Mutant Group 1, (MG 1)> 4 TP Fanatics>> Oversexed, (+2 to combat, prone to rape)>> Thin Skin, (-1 to combat)>> Sexual Prowess, (self-explanatory)>> Psychic Broadcast, (situational)> Mutant Group 2, (MG 2)> 2 TP Fodder>> Prehensile Hair, (looks neat)>> Increased Awareness, (negligible)>> Charm, (+2 to recruitment)> Your Army:> 2 units of Fanatics> Unit 1:> TP: 2/5>> 4 TP, MG 1> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> Unit 2:> TP: 3/5>> 2 TP, MG 2> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> [2/2]
>>2962542So 3 units is 3 pounds right? Let's est 1 ourselves and give 1 to each unit they deserve it.What resources does the village have, wondering if it's worth keeping or should we just take the people and resources and go. As well are there any books for us to absorbe the knowledge of?
>>2962584No, each unit is little over sixty pounds. The village has a smaller than average herd of goats, the ancient ruins of the stone shrine, and [rolls 1d20 for loot= !20!] a decently sized library in the former elder's home. Most of the books relate to Nepalese history and the Hindu religion, but there are a handful of textbooks detailing various recipes and elementary and advanced mathematics.
>>2962542Let's have 3 pounds for ourself, and distribute the rest equally among our men
>>2962542Maybe if we continue teeter on the edge of madness and death. We will transcend our flesh. I say we eat 4 pounds.
>>2962595>>2962601>>2962603I say 5 pounds and let's use our book power to read them and scan for anything useful. As we are in the area learning the history and religion will go a long way towards convincing villages to join us willingly we will use there religion and find places we can step in as religious figures and claim divinity.
You have 20 minutes to vote before I roll between these two>>2962601>>2962603
Just a lurker coming in to advise we don't waste our good luck by consuming too much eldritch flesh. After all there will be more opportunities for twisted monsters to fall to our horde as we expand over the earth.
>>2962542I'll support 3
>>2962632Pardon, these three:>>2962601>>2962603>>2962630
>>2962542Eat two pounds we must recover our strength and shed the fullness of our body in cleansing holy change.In celebration of our recovery and our victory we shall have a sabbath and feast honoring the fallen who fell in our name.
>>2962542Oh shit, forgot, you have only 24 Day's Rations.
>>2962601Backing this>>2962630I say throw out most of the old stuff but keep some of the stuff we like and insert ourselves as a divine god king with our fanatics as our priests
>>2962601>>2962635>>2962645>>2962714You'll eat 3 pounds of the eldritch meat, and evenly distribute the rest.> Roll three 1d3+1
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>2962721
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>2962721
>>2962653You mean orgy don't you?And I vote for eating 1 unit of flesh. Rest is to be given to the followers, we can use our followers to do things for us, we don't need to be able to do everything ourselves.
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>2962721
Can we reshape the skin of the mush paste demon into armour now? Or maybe later?
>>2962735partially yes but more importantly it brings celebration of us and our divinity to the forfront of our new subjects minds and introduces them to a enjoyable aspect of our rule
>>2962725>>2962727>>2962743> Nine Mutations> Roll three 3d12's
Rolled 7, 12, 4 = 23 (3d12)>>2962755
Rolled 10, 12, 11 = 33 (3d12)>>2962755
Rolled 10, 3, 1 = 14 (3d12)>>2962755>> Nine MutationsFucking hell.
>>2962755so what happens when we roll doubles or triples? increased potency? because we have two 12s and two 10s?
>>2962769>>2962776>>2962789Whew lads, gimme a minute.
>>2962798No ifs, ands, or buts about it, this is going to be fucking ridiculous. Try not to shit the bed. Roll the dice one at a time, you can roll as many times as you want, as long as it isn't twice in a row.> Roll three 2d100's> Roll one 1d100> Roll two 1d100's> Roll three 1d300's
Rolled 47, 10 = 57 (2d100)>>2962820
Rolled 27, 1 = 28 (2d100)>>2962820
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>2962820
Rolled 16, 72, 11 = 99 (3d100)>>2962820
Rolled 86, 37 = 123 (2d100)>>2962820
Rolled 59, 88 = 147 (2d100)>>2962820>last post didnt rollhrmm
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>2962820
>>2962820Operation extreme body dismorphia is a go!
Rolled 239, 168, 73 = 480 (3d300)>>2962820
Rolled 149 (1d300)>>2962820
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>2962820
Rolled 36, 83, 44 = 163 (3d100)>>2962820
our body won't be the same at all after this, maybe it will at least lessen the mental illness body hate, I mean we are bein "reborn" right now.I love this quest it's fucking wonderfull. Even if our guy dies pls continue it using a fanatical follower of him.
Rolled 95, 22, 72 = 189 (3d100)>>2962820
Rolled 280 (1d300)>>2962866Fuck meant to do 1d300
>>2962827>>2962833>>2962834>>2962835>>2962836>>2962837>>2962840>>2962845>>2962849>>2962850>>2962855>>2962858>>2962866>>2962869The mutations you rolled are surprisingly not that invasive, but there's a few hum-dingers in there. Give me another minute to record everything, at this rate, Malcador's mutations will take up half of the update's status section!
>>2962891Might want to shift it to a pastebin or something then OP. Given it's only going to get worse from here.
>>2962891His greatness is becoming so great its starting to become impossible to describe in words!
>>2962891Two update posts, one for the status section and one for the update.
>>2962891use pastebin, its better to not clutterup the thread with data you won't need to constantly reiterate if you have it saved to a pastebin.
>>2962919I personally use Google Docs for info that will be changed
>>2962891> Extra Joints- This mutant has one or more extra joints in its limbs.> Rolled 2, 2> The mutant has two extra joints in both its arms and legs> Adhesive Touch- This mutant has microscopic suckers and hooks on its hands and feet, and perhaps other areas of its body, which allow it to stick to walls and walk or crawl on ceilings.> Decreased Metabolism- Th is mutant’s reactions are slightly slower than normal. It may also suffer from a weakened immune system, an increased susceptibility to cold, brittle hair and nails, constipation, dry skin, irregular menstruation, poor memory, and unexplained weight gain.> This cancels out Increased Metabolism, leaving the mutant with a Regular Metabolism> Decreased Empathy- This mutant’s ability to empathize with other creatures is stunted or non-existent, although it can still be sympathetic to, or ideologically allied with them.> Stunning Blast- This mutant may emit a psychic blast that stuns all sentient creatures within range.> Rolled 4> Range: Touch> Mental Suggestion- This mutant is able to implant commands into the minds of others with whom it communicates. These suggestions may be direct and immediate commands, or they may be subtle and triggered later by specific circumstances, which are harder to resist. The less aware a victim is, and the weaker their will, the more effective these mental suggestions will be.> Immune to Energy- This mutant is unharmed by electricity, lasers, radiation, and other dangerous energy rays.> Create Gas- This mutant can create some kind of gaseous substance to form within its presence.> Rolled 6> Type: Smoke> Rolled 10> Effect: Stimulant> Rolled 3> Range: 91.44 meters, or 100 yards> Mutant Detection: This mutant can detect the presence of other mutants within range, and can tell if anyone within range is a mutant or not.> Rolled 5> Range: TouchQuite impressive, and now, for the even distribution of the eldritch meat. Because you've evenly distributed 3 units of eldritch meat among 5 troop points, each unit has a 1-in-2 chance of mutating, and those that do mutate will receive less mutations.> Roll 5d2, first come first serve
Rolled 1, 1, 2, 1, 1 = 6 (5d2)>>2962951
Rolled 2, 2, 1, 2, 1 = 8 (5d2)>>2962951
>>2962951>> This cancels out Increased Metabolism, leaving the mutant with a Regular Metabolismhhhehehhe
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 2, 1 = 6 (5d2)>>2962951Oh wait
>>2962951>> The mutant has two extra joints in both its arms and legs>> Adhesive Touch- This mutant has microscopic suckers and hooks on its hands and feet, and perhaps other areas of its body, which allow it to stick to walls and walk or crawl on ceilings.>> Decreased Metabolism- Th is mutant’s reactions are slightly slower than normal. It may also suffer from a weakened immune system, an increased susceptibility to cold, brittle hair and nails, constipation, dry skin, irregular menstruation, poor memory, and unexplained weight gain.>> This cancels out Increased Metabolism, leaving the mutant with a Regular Metabolism>> Decreased Empathy- This mutant’s ability to empathize with other creatures is stunted or non-existent, although it can still be sympathetic to, or ideologically allied with them.LITREALLY SPIDER MAN
>>2962953Only one unit mutated. That's unfortunate.> Roll 1d3
>>2962981Now we just need to shot web
>>2962986Better be gud
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>2962986
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>2962986
>>2962996>>2962999> Two Mutations> Roll two 1d6
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>2963017Gimme something good
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>2963017
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>2963017
>>2962172Thanks. Not gonna lie I’ve never actually rolled on /tg or /qst before.
>>2963031You have passed the initiation ritual. Welcome, anon.
>>2963021>>2963022> only one unit is mutatedWhat a damn shame.> Roll two 1d100's
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>2963048
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>2963048Gimme da good shit
>>2963031Welcome to the collective Anon.
>>2963056>>2963037Damn that was a much better reception than I expected. Last time I came to a new board everyone on /v called me a retard.
>>2963058You’re our retard. <3
>>2963058We don't have much people here so we can't afford to scare any that wander in off.
>>2963051>>2963052> Buoyancy- Because it has an air bladder it can inflate, or because of its cell structure, this mutant floats in water, even fresh water.> Light Generation- This mutant can generate light at will.> Rolled 4> Type: PhospheranceBunch of floating glowsticks, that's disappointing.
>>2963058Well you've done nothing wrong and in the case of /qst/ we lack a "defined" board culture beyond that of 4chan in general and /tg/ more specifically. Still, there's good reason why many are suspicious of the new and of the unaware. I hope you take some time to read into the quests of old. If nothing else because there are many gems hidden away.
>>2963058>>2963058/qst/ desperatly needs all the new blood it can get
>>2963065Also this. So long as you ain't a cunt, we really don't have the numbers to turn people away.
>>2963070Well... alright. Maybe we can excavate some tunnels and tie them to the walls as light sources.
>>2963099Yeah, they would be useful for exploring caves and dark places.
>>2963078Oh I’ve been lurking for a while. Some thing like 6 years? I know it was before /qst split. I just don’t like to post much.
>>2963153Entirely fair, hope you feel like taking an active role more in future.
Victory has been seized, by the blood and tenacity of the loyal. Our power has been displayed, and while we have been stricken, still we stand and grow stronger still. I imagine the villagers are loyal beyond a doubt, we should ask for the villages around us. Try some training perhaps, and march onward.
>>2963716Yes. Their lives have been saved by us, and we have defeated the greatest being they knew. They have no other option but to obey.
>>2962951We have a group of glowstick mutants, fanatic rapists, mindbending hairshifters, all led by a double jointed, narcissistic, sociopath, stimulant vaping, drone creating, mentally suggestive, psychic, white Spider man.
>>2963889You forgot the fact we're a god damn giant but basically yeah. Lord knows what we will be like a few threads down the line.
>>2962951>>2963070Your mortal flesh is unworthy, you must ascend! One, even two pounds are insufficient, no, you demand three, and soon you dine on the flesh of the eldritch! You're so cold, it tastes like ice and you can barely bring it to your lips, but your hunger is so profound you simply do not care. Minutes, it has disappeared down your voracious maw, and soon, you can feel the mutative energies twisting your bones anew!With an agonizing pop, crunch, and snap your arms and legs are shattered, then remade. Three ball joints fill your skin in place of knees and elbows, and spinning your limbs beneath the furs, you realize your strength is undiminished, but your flexibility has more than doubled, presenting myriad unpredictable angles of attack in melee combat. An instant after, the pain is gone, it feels as if pins and needles cover every centimeter, or inch of your crawling skin, and laying your hand on the furs, you tense and feel a million microscopic hooks hold it steadfast. It does wonders for your grip, but you are quick to realize their foremost utility lies in their capacity to allow you to ascend even the flattest of walls with ease. Your stomach stops growling so much, and you realize your hunger seems to have abated.Now, you won't require such prodigal amounts of precious food, only the normal for a man close to twice any ordinary human's size. Suddenly, you realize you are the greatest man to ever live, on the cusp of glorious transcendence, soon to be King of the Himalayas with all of Asia soon to follow. Other humans are nothing compared to you, mere animals to entertain your staggering intellect, living tools to further your dominion, they are a lesser form of life, and you find that you no longer care for their suffering, so long as it is for your own, personal gain. A strange, springy tension fills the back of your mind, and curious to release this new power, your many-jointed arm twists to connect and latch onto a nearby cultist's shoulder. Taking your mind and breaking its barriers, you release, and the cultist stops in his tracks, he is unable to think for several seconds, takes twice as long to recover, and a second touch is more than enough to start the process all over again. This stunning touch should prove useful in conjunction with your heightened flexibility.You feel your dominance spring to the forefront of your mind and when you say, stand on one leg, strike your leftward neighbor's right shoulder with an outstretched palm, and attempt to do a double somersault, each and every one in the room does everything in their power to comply, and it is hilarious. These cultists would've done your bidding regardless, but they did not hesitate for an instant to follow your ridiculous commands, and it occurs to you that others, who are yet to worship your majesty will soon kneel to your mesmerizing voice.> [1/3]
>>2964668The next change is subtle, and if you weren't attuned to such things you doubt you'd have noticed. Something about your flesh and bone feels, slippery, and pondering on the peculiar sensation, it occurs to you that energy, be it lightning, laser beams, radioactive poison, or more, shall no longer avail your foes. The fiercest of their energy-based attacks are as nothing before you, and you'll break the unbeliever's fragile unchanged forms over your knee!Coming to comprehend the immense untapped potential near your physique, your mind reaches out, and a pale smoke bursts from the walls. It drifts at the push of an unseen breeze, soon filling the entirety of the room, and while its does nothing to effect you, when your followers catch a whiff their eyes go wild and they begin to shake. Filled with intense energy, they begin to run in circles, jump several feet in the air, and scream their never-ending devotion to their etenal King Malcardor. You sense this gaseous smoke will do much to enhance your follower's combat ability, or at least, the speed with which they're torn apart by a hail of gunfire. The last change, to your disappointment as the mutations come to and end, is an alien intuition. Merely brushing against the skin of a mortal is enough to tell you if they too have been changed, and a prolonged grasp is enough to determine the extent of their mutations. These mutations are amazing, the twisting of the flesh is incandescent, and your physique is more beautiful than any other, but it is not enough. The more eldritch meat you eat, the better it tastes, and once you've enjoyed a veritable banquet of succulent Unholy skin, you're confident your body will prove worthy of your mind. Until then, you must linger in anguish at your own insufficience.For the moment, you've eaten your full and decide that, as all of your warriors had an equal part in slaying the demon, all of your warriors shall dine on an equal share of its flesh. Driven half-mad by your stimulating smoke they sing praises to your benevolence and generosity, and dig into their paltry portions with intense vigor. Disappointingly, only a handful undergo mutation and the results are pathetic, they can now float in water via inflating an air-sack, and neon-glow in the dark at will. Nonetheless, those mutated consider themselves blessed, and the remainder only grow in their eagerness to partake in the eldritch feast.Your flesh is chilled and your wounds run deep, it will be days before you can walk again, and perhaps a week before you've recovered enough to take part in battle. During this time, your horde will remain in the community, and they await your instructions on how to spend their time. Come to think of it,> What should you tell them, and do you want to hatch any drones?> [2/3]
>>2964668>>2964675> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Large Size, x1.5 human norm> Heightened Sense of Smell and Taste> Drone Producer> Heat Drain> Physical Self-Loathing> Extra Joints> Adhesive Touch> Decreased Empathy> Stunning Blast> Mental Suggestion> Immune to Energy> Create Gas> Mutant Detection> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 2 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Thick Goat's Furs, (worn)> Soft Nylon Scraps, (worn)> Your Property:> 2L Synthetic Fabrics> 2L Treated Goat Hides> 3L Heirloom Jewelry> 1L High-Quality Tools> Your Army's Status:> -2 Equipment> 18 Loot Points> 24 Day's Rations> Your Army's Mutations:> Mutant Group 1, (MG 1)> 2 TP Fanatics>> Oversexed, (+2 to combat, prone to rape)>> Thin Skin, (-1 to combat)>> Sexual Prowess, (self-explanatory)>> Psychic Broadcast, (situational)> Mutant Group 2, (MG 2)> 1 TP Fanatics>> Prehensile Hair, (looks neat)>> Increased Awareness, (negligible)>> Charm, (+2 to recruitment)> Mutant Group 3, (MG 3)> 1 TP Fanatics>> Prehensile Hair, (looks neat)>> Increased Awareness, (negligible)>> Charm, (+2 to recruitment)>> Buoyancy, (can float)>> Light Generation, (can glow)> Your Army:> 2 units of Fanatics> Unit 1:> TP: 2/5>> 2 TP, [MG 1]> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> Unit 2:> TP: 3/5>> 2 TP, [MG 2, MG 3]> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> [3/3]
>>2964675Well our Followers should probably spend their time helping the village, training or perhaps attempting to rectify their lack of equipment? Might be a good idea to see if they can't hunt for some food / materials while we are resting here.
>>2964675Have our fanatics practice their combat skills.Use book viewing on the books about nepalese history.Maybe there were some written in recent times where we can find valuable information.Search the shrine for anything interesting.An in the rest of the time we can try to indoctrinate the villagers into our following.
The shrine to the dead flat demon is now a shrine to our great glorious glory!And see if we can make the skin of the dead demon into armour.
>>2964685Give birth to cattle drones, and have them be slain for more rations. Also have those willing to serve us eat it as an initiation rite.
>>2964819>>2964829>>2964932>>2965298> Roll three 1d20-4 (Medium)> Roll three 1d20 (Hard)> Roll three 1d20 (Medium)
Rolled 12, 16, 7 - 4 = 31 (3d20 - 4)>>2966784
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2966784
Rolled 3, 84, 38 = 125 (3d100)>>2966784
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2966784
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>2966784(hard)
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2966784
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>2968221What? I left my trip on by accident.
>>2968279wheres banished quest you fucker
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2966784Well if no one else is going to roll then I guess can.
Rolled 18 - 4 (1d20 - 4)>>2966784
>>2971025Didn't we already do all the rolls?
>>2971183He asked for 9 total d20 rolls, only six people rolled.
Rolled 3, 3, 12 = 18 (3d20)>>2971279Well here
Rolled 12 (1d20)In case rolls are still needed
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>2971958If 2 then OP comes back
>>2972925A situational modifier let you pass the DC. I've been a lazy-ass and the quest slipped my mind but I wouldn't abandon it after the glorious banner-art. I'll update tonight or first chance I get tomorrow, and we can make a new thread from there.
>>2973170Cool beans, OP.
>>2964819>>2964829>>2964932>>2965298If your rule is to encompass the eight corners of the earth, your followers must wield steely faith and martial skill in equal measure. You instruct the cultists to begin training and ready themselves for war. Without a skilled instructor they find the task you've set for them far more difficult than it could be, but they pursue it with the same wild-eyed zeal you've come to expect. Sadly, they've failed to meaningfully progress in a week's time, but if their furious fanaticism continues, eventually, you should see results.In the meantime, you take to eating as much food as the village can bring, and over the course of a week of gluttony, manage to puke twelve eggs you instinctively understand will develop into cattle more than large enough to feed your men. Between feasts and having the cultists pack your precious spa- the eggs in warm rags, you study the old elder's religious texts. Most irksomely, you can't find any examples of gluttonous deities or kingly giants you can claim to be, though Hinduism is not nearly so rigid as the Abrahamic faiths and you're confident if you played your cards right, you could prove that you're the newly risen god you claim to be and the peasantry will fall in line.You instruct the cleverest seamstresses in the village to make you a suit of armor out of the demon's hide, but they run into two near insurmountable difficulties. Apparently, even in death the hide continues to passively drain the heat from its surroundings, and blunts the sewing needles of those who seek to thread it. Their lack of success is frustrating, but they are not perfect and you can't expect them to do the impossible. Deep in your stomach, you feel there's a way to make a cloak out of the hide, but no ideas to handle the chilling aura come to mind. Sadly, anything esoteric left the shrine with the slaying of the shadow-fiend.After one week, your wounds have warmed and under the diligent watch of the cultists, closed. From now on there will be several nasty scars marring your chest but that is acceptable, as it conveys your martial prowess. Your cultists have yet to reach a level of combative skill more advanced than charging and flailing in a suicidal mob, but on the other hand, your cattle drones have eaten less than half of what they should and have fattened to almost twice the size of any goat. They're roughly halfway to full-size, and if they exert themselves, are able to writhe at the speed of a brisk jog.These first three weeks have seen you climb the first rung on the ladder to ascension, and only time will tell when you'll reach transcendence.> [1/2]
>>2975210> Malcador Grey> Traits:> Happens to be White> Intensely Charismatic> Extreme Narcissist> Five claw scars on chest> Mutations:> Book Viewing> Anaerobic> Large Size, x1.5 human norm> Heightened Sense of Smell and Taste> Drone Producer> Heat Drain> Physical Self-Loathing> Extra Joints> Adhesive Touch> Decreased Empathy> Stunning Blast> Mental Suggestion> Immune to Energy> Create Gas> Mutant Detection> Equipment:> Rusted Bolt Action Rifle(5)> 2 Rifle Bullets> Large Knife> Thick Goat's Furs, (worn)> Soft Nylon Scraps, (worn)> Your Property:> 2L Synthetic Fabrics> 2L Treated Goat Hides> 3L Heirloom Jewelry> 1L High-Quality Tools> Your Army's Status:> -2 Equipment> 18 Loot Points> 17 Day's Rations> 12 Cattle Drones> Your Army's Mutations:> Mutant Group 1, (MG 1)> 2 TP Fanatics>> Oversexed, (+2 to combat, prone to rape)>> Thin Skin, (-1 to combat)>> Sexual Prowess, (self-explanatory)>> Psychic Broadcast, (situational)> Mutant Group 2, (MG 2)> 1 TP Fanatics>> Prehensile Hair, (looks neat)>> Increased Awareness, (negligible)>> Charm, (+2 to recruitment)> Mutant Group 3, (MG 3)> 1 TP Fanatics>> Prehensile Hair, (looks neat)>> Increased Awareness, (negligible)>> Charm, (+2 to recruitment)>> Buoyancy, (can float)>> Light Generation, (can glow)> Your Army:> 2 units of Fanatics> Unit 1:> TP: 2/5>> 2 TP, [MG 1]> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> Unit 2:> TP: 3/5>> 2 TP, [MG 2, MG 3]> MP: 20/20> CP: 1> [2/2]> [END OF THREAD]