SESSIONSTART!https://youtu.be/AavRk7w19hw>In the desert bowl of the Jaggy Mountains>Far in the North of a land called Mewni>Where magic masters and baleful beasts run rampant>There sits a bigass dead Worm Monster>Inside that worm is an endless sea of meat>Guts>Parasites>Also roughly 6 gallons of bloody semen>and Youhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing>Anonymous Mcmoot>You're a magic boi>With wacked out powers>Gifted to you by your Mom>Who is also magical >Magically Suspicious >You were just in one of your many MEAT SUITS>Which you unfortunately could not entirely control>You DID keep it from eating the heart and genitals of your former best friend>You just had to to it by overloading it's primitive mind with Boner-thoughts>So it Nutted>With your dick>Into the dead Giga-worm>As a result>A thick-ass Demon Goddess decided she was -not- going on a date with you>Instead>She wants you to come crash a huge royal party>That way she can introduce you to the power players of this magical realm>You are Anonymous>You just killed the biggest thing you've ever Mc-EnderedWhat do?>SHwoosh!???: "Oh, honey this doesn't look like the hardware store.">A man>A woman>and a baby>Have just waltzed through the portal Hekapoo left open>You are currently on your side>Watching them meander about>You are in your human form>Waist deep in purple Worm blood and ejaculateMan: "We got the vertigo didn't we? Got turned around in a back alley and ended up at the service entrance."Wife: "What's this pool doing? Shit looks like something I'd put in a commission novel."Man: "Hey! Hey you, kid.">The man begins to approach>Steps right into the bloody pool>SHKRAWNSH!>He stops>His veins bulge and turn blue>He looks down>TO WITNESS THE SWARMS OF PARASITES THAT ONCE INHABITED THE WORM>TEEMING UP AND UNDER HIS SKIN>THEY PRY HIS MUSCLE FIBERS OUT FROM HIS HEELS>His wife realizes quickly that it's far too late to struggle>She's being pulled down into the goo by green neon tentacles >Her body is liquified>She doesn't scream>She cries>Silently>As if she always knew it would to a death of unimaginable horror>The child falls from her hands and vanishes into the mire>Nothing visually informs you of it's demise>Merely the shine of carapace covered bodies teeming in the muck where she was submersed>In a breathless moment the family is gone>Before his body is fully shredded to atoms the man whispersM: " but I cleaned my room...">They're goneLet's rock.
>>2910264We should, like, get this place cleaned up.
>>2910264>What in the name of hot fuck was that?>Well. More fodder for the afterlife I guess.>Raise this worm and bring it to Wondervon for reconstruction.
>>2910264Welp.I guess we need to drag this worm back into the whole.And raise that family from the dead.
>>2910264Add to the To-Do List:>Learn how to control your powers so you don't Embarrass yourself anymore and completely ruin your social interactions and personal relationships by eating your friends, raping them or covering them in gallons of guts and semen.Also, what time is it back on Earth?Do we have time and resources to kill another of the remaining worms?If not, well, just contact Wondervon and let him know we got eet.Raise Dead whatever you can.
>>2910283>And raise that family from the dead.I am mostly sure we can't do that considering they were, in Quests own words, "shredded to atoms" there's nothing left TO rez.
>>2910264SECTION THE WORM INTO 20 FOOT BITSREZ THE BITS ONE BY ONE AND HAVE THEM GO HOMETHEN UNREZ AND GET THE NEXT ONE
>>2910264Is it possible for us to raise the worm here? If not, perhaps it's possible for us to flame thrower the parasite horde, and raise them as a conveyor system to get the worm to Wondervon. Oh, and raise the family... welcome to OUR family!
>>2910288SAVE THE BABY NIGGA
>>2910264Raise Worm.Raise Family for Army.Head home.Take Nap.
>>2910264Oh yeah, HEY MAMA! Do you got a spell, or a ritual, or a hat, or some kind of squeedally spooge that you could put in us that'll allow us to not need to sleep. Kinda like what you did with fear for us?
>>2910287Yeah we really need to learn how to control blood feasty.
>>2910264Pretty much >>2910296 with a mix of >>2910298
>>2910264Raise the worm and call up Wondie. Have him go in and work on the worm, as for us let's get to Earth.WE HAVE HORRORS TO RAISE FROM THE TAR PITS
>>2910287Thank you anon. we really should have a shorthand list of these kinds of goals posted by an anon each session start. The journal entries on the gdocs is helpful for sure, but having it in the thread puts it front and center to the other players at least.
>You conquered>You saw>You came>No use wasting your efforts here>Or flounderingL: "This is new.">You peel your sticky face from the worm's skin>Muscles is slack>Like an obese Python full of narcotics>You holster THE WAND in your pantsA: "What's new?"L: "You're not languishing. Or weeping.">You spitA: "Why would I?">You crack your neck>Adjust your beltA: "I won."cont
>>2910376Also, a reminder people that tar is made of coal, and coal is made from once organic matter. So we can (theoretically) raise up a Shoggoth like tar monster
>>2910402>>2910402L: "You embarassed yourself."A: "I didn't kill Marco."L: "You lost Hekapoo's attention."A: "I didn't. Kill. Marco.">You spit again>This time into the poolL: "You've become quite...forward. In your speech."A: "I'm done watering myself down. Or suckin' the irony dick."L: "You think Irony isn't a woman?"A: "Even if it were, she would still have a big black double jointed cock."Su: "Anown."A: "One sec, Susan.">You raise your handshttps://youtu.be/U1aoklQCIps?list=RD3vaz12NHPjA>The worm's flesh is ponderous>You can feel it shudder as your necromatic power takes hold>Miles of nerves fire with magical energy>A digestive system meant to crumble rock and tectonic plates to sand reawakens from slack post-mortem sleep>Your eyes are beacons of light>Your voice echoes across the sandsA: "Rise.">Dusty>Shatterer of mountains>Lives>By your>WILL>GARGANTUAN UNDEAD BEAST>DUSTY THE SANDWORM>GET!!>Your WILL is drained heavily the creature-16 WILL to maintain Dusty>Your mind is filled to it's brim with squirming muscle fibers and a drooling set of razor teethA: "Good.">Your arms lowerA: "He's mostly in-tact."L: "What of the child?"A: "You mean that baby who got Emergenced by parasites?"L: "Did you want to save it?"A: "If I raise it...it belongs to me."L: "Do you want it?"A: "I want to save it...but I don't want to own it."L: "So the void?"A: "So, freedom.">Your hands clenchA: "Heka-hippocrite brought their deaths. If my messes are my own then hers are hers. Besides...pretty sure they were just a cameo."L: "I thought you loved children."A: "OH MOM. DAMNIT.">You snap>A baby Skeleton bursts out of the worm's body and screm>Screm>SCremsA: "NOW GET IN THERE.">SHHHRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIP>You dunk the infant BONES into your HOLE-Y BATHROOMcont
>>2910264Just go home and bath
>>2910411>>2910411>You slapped Muscles awake and had him scissor a new portal for Dusty>Dusty is as wide as three trains>With a body drizzling with Sand and BloodHOW THE HECK DO YOU GET THIS THING HOME!?>Ram it inFuck up the school but probably make THE HOLE bigger.>Slow and steady>Sensual wigglesLess damage but traffic in and out of THE HOLE will be blocked for nearly a day.You'll have to play outside>You can also still hear that unusual sound>From the sands below>It seems to an annoying ring in your earWhat do? What say to Susan?
>>2910416>Slow and steady>Sensual wigglesAsk Susan why she's bothering us instead of having a fucking fun time with our ex and her crush and a THOT? And tell the noise to shut up.
>>2910416Slow and Steady.Hopefully Wondy enjoys taking care of things for a day.We're gonna need a place to chill now though....
>>2910416>Slow and steadyWell, if we got time while this thing is transported and our WILL is heavily drained, sounds like a perfect time for social links and away from combat. Chill session with Oscar or Justin should be in order.>SusanAsk what's up? Why's she contacting us instead of having fun in a paradise practically made for her?
>>2910422Because she's a good goyil who checks up on us. >>2910416What consequence is there to a bigger HOLE?Are the noises the other worms?Is going slow going to have the draw back of killing our worm here?
>>2910416>Sensual wigglesWe REALLY need to do something about the school bathroom being out only entrance into THE HOLE.>What say to Susan?Ask her what the problem is Does she need a sleeping bag or a tooth brush, cause I HIGHLY doubt she brought those.
>>2910441Quest told us if THE HOLE got big enough things would start to come out.Things like the fucker that stole our arm so long ago.
>>2910416>>2910422>>2910431>>2910437>>2910441>>2910442DO WE need to take it back to the castle?We could ask Wondervon if he could work on it on the current mining operationw e have running.We definitely need to find a way to get those 16 WILL points back.Ask what's up yo Susanna.
>>2910416>Slow and Low>Make a mental note of where you are and that sound. We gots shit to do, ain’t no time for sand castles.
>>2910442>We REALLY need to do something about the school bathroom being out only entrance into THE HOLE.The only way we can solve that issue is getting that spell Toffee has. Which isn't exactly easy to do. >>2910448That's where his lab is. And the entire reason we got the lab was so we could make bigger undead. Also if we're gonna chill can we NOT do it on earth? I don't have any real issue with earth or the people on it, just that anytime we hang around on earth for an extended period of time we get attacked by one of Toffee's interuniversal goons and I don't wanna risk Goku showing up to kill us.
>>2910448Suppose we could get WV on the horn, but I believe he's playing with his son since we gave him the day off. Could interrupt to ask a question, but i wouldnt be surprised if hes gonna need his lab tools and the power to run them, all at the castle in order to tech up the worm enough to relieve our will.
>>2910448All of his tools are in THE HOLE.The tools we almost died to get so he can properly build our robot army.It IS gonna suck having super low WILL, but it needs to be done. Think of this as a good chance to catch up with all our human pals.
>>2910448You know that's true, I'll vote for this. We need all the WILL we can have in order to raise up the skeletons in the tar pits.Or we could get after one of the spells. You know, before SOMEONE gets it
>>2910411Whats up susan?
>You set the worm to a crawl>er>A -slow- and cautious crawl>It was already crawlingA: "Hm...always figured it would be like this."L: "Slowly and painfully inching toward relief?Encumbered by the sheer preposterous nature of your own girth and weight?">Your heart gets in your throat again>Muscles even wakes up>From the sheer lewdnessA: "Mom, holy fuck."L: "Your nerves make lovely chemical traces when you're flustered.">Luna>Holy FuckA: "Susan. Why aren't you enjoying yourself?"Su: "I'm sitting at the schoow...I-...I- can't get in."A: "What? Why not? Where'd everyone go?"Su: "I jumped out of deh caw. Vauwted off of a Taxi-demon and did a fwip into shome bushesh..."A: "Whhhhyyy?"Su: "CAUSE I'M AM IDIOT."A: "Whaaat? Nnnoooo~">You turn to Luna>Shrug>Luna thinks for a moment>Then raises her eyebrows>A monumental shift in expressionSu: "She's STWAIGHT, Anon."A: "Nobody's Straight. Except me."Su: "She's STWAIGHT and I KISHED hew and I'm an IDIOT!">You can't hear crying in mental messages>It's a biological>You can however>Feel an immense need for ice-cream in your friend>Even across dimensional lines a->EeeeeEEEEEEEEEE>The noise>That NOISE won't relent>It's like Tinnitus had children with those cheap laser gun toys they had in the 90sA: "WILL YOU SHUT THE -FUCK- UP!?">The noise goes silentA: "...hm.">Then>It's answered>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>By a LOUDER noise>From up North>Further into the mountainsA: Hm...">Susan is in distress>The Way home is currently blocked until tomorrow
>>2910520Give her a psychic hug.Susan. Go get some ice cream.Also get some scotch. Maybe.That. Or go hang out with Wondervon and the kids.
>>2910520>Susan is in distressGO COMFORT SUSAN AND ASK FOR DETAILS OF HER NIGHT SO WE CAN GIVE SOME EVEN BETTER COMFORT! THAT NOISE CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF OUR POOR DAUGHTER NEEDS HELP OUT OF A LITERAL AND METAPHORICAL BUSH!
>>2910526>Also get some scotch. Maybe.Don't you dare encourage Susan to drink.
>>2910520>>2910520Just to be clear.What do?>You feel>Tired>The sort of tired that makes you want to crawl onto>Or into something>Then dieA: "Mom. Could I sleep forever but like...not lose any time?"L: "There are enchantments for that."A: "Could I just...not sleep?"L: "There are -other- enchantments for that."A: "How does that work?">Luna>SmilesL: "To enchant items the way -I- used to...you need a specific kind of magic. A full spell. Or even just part of it. You preserve it into a gem.">Luna motions to one of her earrings>It's an illusion>Like all of her body>Yet is grins at you>A tiny pearl skull suspended in pink diamondL: "With a charge. The gem activates...and your desired effect occurs through it's vessel."A: "That sounds...scientific."L: "It is.">She looks pleased you askedL: "It's how the castle flies."
>>2910520Let's ease Susan into calming down, make her feel better about this. Plenty of fish in the sea for her and all. Do all we can to make her feel better and allSo anyone want to see what's in the mountains? If not go Banshree and scream at whatever is screaming there to fuck off daughter comes first
>>2910533>That's pretty cool Mom.>Susan, you should get some Ice Cream and just head home for the night? I'm stuck behind this huge carcass I raised that'll barely fit through the hole.
>>2910533L: "To enchant items the way -I- used to...you need a specific kind of magic. A full spell. Or even just part of it. You preserve it into a gem."Basically you just shove a spell into a shiny rock and it does it for you. Neat. After we're done comforting OUR BABY GIRL! we should learn how to do some enchantments. Especially the ones that help remove sleep as a factor.
>>2910533>Tell Susan we get how she feels, Marco is frustratingly straight.>"Did she reject you? Or did you just run away right after?"
>>2910520>SusanTime to try out our psychic transmission powers? Would it be possible to beam our positive vibes regarding Susan over to her, as an emotional pick me up? Followed up with a firm "you can't run away from this. Come clean, apologize for not making things weird, but stand proud and firm for yourself. Running away now is just gonna make things worse for yourself later on">NoiseFuck.... maybe it's searching for its brother or family or something. Can we commune with our dead worm behemoth to have it send out an appropriate response to get the thing to stfu?
>>2910520GO SUSAN.PROTECT HER SMILE.Also make lewd jokes back at Luna
>>2910543supportsit by somewhere to rest as well and use our binoculars (if we have it) to scout out the mountains and surrounding area, hopefully locating the noise
>>2910533>>2910520Only THE HOLE is currently being blocked by DUSTY, so we can stll use Scissors to get to Susan and comfort her and hang.
>>2910520>>2910533>>2910543>>2910558Supporting these two
>>2910564>>2910562I want to change my vote to this if possible (but also still use binoculars)
>>2910533Comfort Susan,tell her that we can't get to her for now because we are stuck behind THICC worm butt.Also, ask Luna if its possible to have a gem keep an undead being alive without taxing our WILL.
>>2910564>>2910562I too vote for these
>>2910564>>2910562I'll vote for these two
>>2910564>The whining noise is the worms being sad, fuckem. Go to Susan, be a good friend. Get her back to the party, crash it for a moment and then peace out.>>2910533
>>2910620>crash itHahaha, trial run for the Mewni Ball...
>The noise>The annoying noiseA: "Susan sometimes you just gotta...strap on."Su: "Pwetty shure dat wouwldn't hewp...Staw's into beef cakes wif chins and abs. Shtupid. Bad taste pwincess thot.">You grit your teeth>EEEEEE>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA: "I THOH' AH TOLD YEW. TAH FUCK OFF!">Your voice echoes throughout the valley>The noise dies down slightly???: "WhuH!">However>A small clan of large-foreheaded neanderthal creatures is standing on one of the mountains>In awe of your powerA: "Ron Pearlman?"Su: "Anown..."A: "Yeah?"Su: "I feww wike twash...">You pull out your scissors>Make a whole new portal>SHHHHHRRRRRRRIIIIIIIP>You step through after walking down the up-escalator that is Dusty>You emerge>Out in the front of the school>Where Susan is sat on the curbhttps://youtu.be/lLJyOMcFYeA>She looks shocked to see youSu: "Anown?">You don't talkSu: "Yew'w so shticky.">You sit down>You hug her>She's frozen>Yet your mind calms her>The contact increases the strength of the bond>She's saved your butt before>You've saved her>You've both been hurt>Now>You hurt together>She holds you tight>Doesn't even complain about the slimeSu: "Thanksh boss..."A: "Whad'ya wanna do?"Su: "Get wevegne.">Your eyes openA: "Whoah."Su: "Wob something..."A: "Bruh."Su: "Ow bweak something."cont
>>2910675>>2910675>These are not healthy habits>At all>You would know>You invent unhealthy coping mechanisms for breakfast>StillA: "That sounds fucking awesome.">Susans wants to be delinquents>Why?Su: "Fuck Capitawism and Hetewosexuals.">That's whyWhat do?>WEVENGE>Susan wants to be petty and Weck Star's slumber party>Cause she sperged>Like Daughter like Dad, I suppose>Awmed Wobbery>Susan wants loot>Also Ice Cream>She will break down the establishment to obtain it>Pwopewty Damage Mistew Obama>Susan doesn't like life>Or things>So she wants to reject normal life>To break thingsL: "If only you were a girl, Anonymous."A: "Psh. I'd be making out with Bow or some shit."L: "Getting a -doggy- bag as it were?"A: "Raw-dogged.">Luna giggles>You chuckleSu: "Wait...OH FUCK.">SMAsh>Susan jumped through the school's window>Damn>All that glass>Everywhere>She returns looking embarassedA: "What happened?"Su: "Know how I weft Bow to eat the Cafeteria meat?"A: "Yeah?"Su: "He ate...evewyfing.">Damn>Boi>He must be thicc nowWhat do?Bow: "Borf...">...a WAD of bush comes stumbling toward the windows>Oh>DAMN>BOI>HE THICC>BOI>DAS A THICC ASS BOI>Daym
>>2910682Hug bow and get REVENGE!!!!!
>>2910682>>Su: "Fuck Capitawism and Hetewosexuals."oof
>>2910682>>2910689supporting this, and for the revenge we should tottally summon a severely decayed boi with a Chad Bod to give Star a lap dance. I mean, she likes beef cakes with abs right?
>>2910682Give Bow a hug.AND DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY, LET'S BLOW UP SHIT NIGGA
>>2910682Psionically call Janna and tell her Susan is gay and sad and wants to prank the nerds at the party. Ask if shes in.
>>2910682>Armed RobberyWhile revenge is definitely the more Anon like response, Stars party has Jackie right there in attendance and is being held at the house of Mr. And Mrs. Diaz. Could always use more loot to help feed our empire... would be two birds, one stone
>>2910682>What do?Something productive.I heard Australia is a fine place to cause some chaos this time a year.Go on a rampage, collect some werewolf skeletons.
>>2910726ACTUALLY CHANGING SUPPORT TO>>2910739also get some locally produced icecream there(and rob some small businesses)
>>2910739Shit I'm supporting this, time to meet national Australian hero Mick Taylor
>>2910739>going to Australia to collect the werewolf skeleton... yus
>>2910682>>2910739get the skelli
>>2910682Well, we DO need some practice.>CRASH THE SLUMBER PARTY
>>2910682Rub bows stomach so he feels better.Also make sure he gets some water too!Go steal shit in Australia. Become Emu bandits.
>>2910682>>2910739>Came to Earth to COFORT SUSAN>Immediately change your mind.F U C K I N GF O C U S
>>2910794We are here to "COFORT" Susan.We are taking her to a place where she can smash and loot all she wants. Away form the party, and Marco, and Jackie, ect.
>>2910794Comfort doesn't necessarily mean making things worse
>>2910682>>2910733Revenge seems to be the mentality. If we going this path, might as well try to see if we got help on the inside. Support >>2910715
A: "Susan...">You stand>Your long hair falling down across your face>Muscles raised>His nearly bladed fingers glisten under the moonlight>WHUH-CRACK!>Muscles PAWNCHES the School Sign>Knocking off all the letters except for>C>H>O>D>EA: "FUCK YEAH LET'S BREAK SOMETHING!"https://youtu.be/ZpUYjpKg9KYSu: "DESTWOY!"A: "DESTROY!">Muscles Pumps himself into the air>Bow is prancing in place>His forehead is even fat>Covering his eyes>He howlsSU: "DESTWOY! DESTWOY!">Susan tries to pick up bow>15 total>She cannot>She plays it off wellSU: "DESTWOY! DESTWOY!"A: "DESTROY! DESTROY!">She picks up the school statue howeverSU: "DESTWOYYYY!">With a 19>She chucks it into the dumpsters>WHAM CRACKSSUchnkwankle>Which roll into the school parking lot>Crash into the Principle's car>Then the Principle's Motorcycle>Then his trailer>Then they fall over, sending the granite Possum into the asphault>5 on it's saving throw>The School statue>Is rubbleA: "...we should go break -other- town's stuff."Su: "Okay!"A: "Another COUNTRY'S STUFF."Su: "OKAY!"A: "LIKE AUSTRALIA!"Su: "WHAT'S AUSTWAWIA!?"A: "I'LL SHOW YOU."SU: "OKAY.">SHHHRRIIIP>Meanwhile>In Roo-land>A group of protesters find thermselves at odds with the police>Their sunscreen slathered bodies roil against the wall of blue authority>Suddenly>Through a glowing doorway>Steps a fat>Grass covered>Drooling reptileA: "PEOPLE OF UPSIDE DOWN ENGLAND!"cont
>>2910836>>2910836???: "Wow, that was Roisist.">It's you>Your sister daughter>Your dogA: "WE COME FROM AMERICA. WITH A SIMPLE MESSAGE.">Susan hops down>Picks up...>2 on the dice>Someone's Bike>She throws it>3>Into a moving car window>It crashesSU: "FUCK DEH GOVEWMENT FUCK SOCIETY RACE WAW CWASS WAW GENDEW WAW. FUCK SHIT UP AND GET A NUTT BEFOW YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE">The crowd>Goes>Wildhttps://youtu.be/6fVE8kSM43I>Pasty white men with awesome hats>Actual emus>Women with Koalas instead of children>All manically swinging their arms>It's like a bad Sum 41 concert>Or a good Metallica one>On this street are hundreds of stores>Cars>Statues of important people>People's apartments full of electronics and over-taxed grandmothers>It's all so damn breakableA: "Hey. After this wanna go hunting werewolves?"Su: "SHuwe!">Business>Executed>For now however>Anon>You are let loose>Upon a city street full of corrupt cops and entitled citizens>There is so much to burn down>Go nuts, big guyWhat do?A: "Who's my good boi?">You are petting Bow's nose>He can't see still>Too fat>He is clearly elated to be here however>He thirsts>You can tell by how thick his drool is>So you spot a guy with a water bottle>Trip himA: "Thanks.">Then pour the contents into Bow's Bright Blue mouthB: "BRffbRb! Bork! BORK BORK!">He shuffles>Cracking the street under his bent claws>S'good BOIIIII
>>2910848>BECOME KING OF THE EMUS.>Obviously.
>>2910848GRAB A DIDGERIDOO AND MINDSCREAM THROUGH IT
>>2910848RAID A POLICE STATION.STEAL THEIR SHIT, THAN GIVE IT TO THE PEOPLE.also raid stores and shit.
>>2910848Flip a car, and get everyone to follow you. You are the leader of this riot. You are the Captain.
>>2910848>What do?OH AUSTRALIA BANNED SMOL TIDDY PORN BECAUSE IT LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE CP.GO FIGHT THAT.
>>2910848Susan, we gotta go to bendigo to get me pink cube! And destroy everything on our way!
>>2910880Get a mask or something if your going to lead the riot. Possibly an Emu mask.Also raise all the dead meat sacks. And bring the boys. IThey deserve a chance to party.To soak their bones in booze.And other incredibly lewd liquids.
>>2910893Oh, also. At least TRY to avoid unnecessary casualties o.k?
>>2910848>>2910893get the emu mask, then see if you can get this riot to be country wide! REVOLUTION BABYhttps://youtu.be/rL2IE0g6HsQ
>>2910848Supporting >>2910886 , >>2910904
>>2910848>>2910880>>2910886Add this to my old vote. This is a VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE.We will not stop into this injustice is rectified.
>>2910936Don't forget, demand better internet
>>2910848Keep our ABSOLUTE UNIT hydrated. ‘Tis a dry climate. Also make sure Sus doesn’t kill anybody
>>2910971This.We need a healthy boy.
Rolled 6 (1d10)https://youtu.be/21CWzOQz6Uc>The crowd moves like a living pool of sunburnt skin>Susan is a wild animal>Also>Having a great time>She kicks a mailbox>Throws someone's mom into a fountainSU: "YOU!">She points out a random womanSu: "SHOW US YOUW TITTIES!"A: "No!">Susan looks to you>You point to much flatter chested womanA: "YOU SHOW US YOUR TITTIES! YOUR COUNTRY HATES YOU FOR RESEMBLING A BOY!">She does it>Whoah>It'sfuckingnothing.webmPolice: "STOP THAT BOI! STOP EM NAAOH!"A: "Fuck. Can't let them recognize us."Su: "What do we do!?">You grab a pair of emus>Muscles thinks they are long, swollen chickens>A little FLESH CRAFT work and...>Hotline Bendigo>You and Susan are wearing Emu headsSU: "It'sh ok, Emu Kid.">You giggle maniacally>Open another portal>To THE MINESA: "HEY BOYZ IT'S BREAK TIME LET'S ROLL SUM BONES!">Skeletons>In hard hats>Glittering with diamonds>Come screaming out of your portal>You flip a car>It almost crushes a passing pair of homosexual teenagers>You catch the carHT: "Amoizing."HT2: "Who ahre you?">You lean around from behind the carA: "An Emu."HT: "Fookin' Legend."A: "LET'S ROB THE COPS."Crowd: "YEAH!"Cops: "NO!"A: " CHARISMA CHECK."What?ROLLCHARISMAWith advantage for Chaos.
Rolled 3, 14 = 17 (2d20)>>2910981KAYOSS!!!!!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2910981Watch this high roll
Rolled 10, 6 = 16 (2d20)>>2910981REVOLUCION BITCHES
>>2910986second roll cause I’m dumb
Rolled 8, 17 = 25 (2d20)>>2910981
Rolled 19, 12 = 31 (2d20)>>2910981Lets mug some coppers
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2910994Fuck my life
Rolled 1, 19 = 20 (2d20)>>2910981
Rolled 18, 6 = 24 (2d20)>>2910981https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MovvSwSNPg0
Rolled 18, 7 = 25 (2d20)>>2910981
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>2910981Why is everyone rolling 2d20? We’re just rolling Charisma aren’t we?
Rolled 10, 17 = 27 (2d20)>>2910981FOOK YEAH
>>2911011>with advantage for chaos
>>2911011We are rolling advantage for Chaos.
Rolled 18, 18 = 36 (2d20)>>2910981LETS GO
>>2911014>>2911016Ah, fair enough.
Rolled 16, 5 = 21 (2d20)>>2910981
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>2910981STRAYA CUNTS
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2911123sorry, missed the ADV
Rolled 14, 20 = 34 (2d20)>>2910981AWWW fuck dis m8. I ain't rollin undah 20 ya bloody cunts.
So has anyone considered fusing susan with the worm and making her like a giant lamia tremor thing?
>>2911235no and no
>>2910986>>2910986Hm.This IS the 6...>>2911000and this is clearly the same friend.Trips confirm.>17 + 7>24 total>>2911146...+2>26>You snatch someone's cactus soda>crush a hole into it with your teeth>Then pour the rest into bow's mouth>He squirms>Then BELCHESBo: " BRUUUUHHHHurrrrrp!">Leaves come out>fucking leaves>Also a cat>It's still alive>It flees for the desert>The whole riot beholds you>Astride your bushA: "You're cucks.""So?">A single man responds from the crowd>They all turn harsh gazes toward him>His look of pride slowly dissolves to insecurity with his proclivities brought to lightA: "All this splendor.All around you.""Wot? The desert?"A: "The ocean! The desert! BIG FAT ABORIGINAL PUSS PUSS...and who controls it?""The natives?">Says an uninformed white man"Noiture eetself?">Says a hippy Asian womanA: "No...the government.""Yew wot?"A: "Who taxes your income so much you can't afford the overpriced and hyper censored media you're forced to consume?">There's silence>Then there is SusanSu: "Youw GOVEWMENT!"A: "Who tells you ya can't shoot aligators!? Then arrests you for trying to fuck them when they come eat your dog!?""Th-...the Goverment?"A: "YES!"Su: "WHO SAYS YEW CAN'T WOOK AT LIL TITTIES!?">Susan pulls up another shirt"I-I''m a man!"Su: "Yew shuw? You'we pwetti cute.""Should have just stayed in california...">A guy walks up to Susan and this man>He is a tall, lanky fellow with bushy hairD: "Hi. Name's Dan. Couldn't help but notice you molesting my friend here."Su: "I thought he was a woman!"R: "That is a -terrible- defense."D: "Shut up, Ross. You're ruining the anarchy."R: "Sorry, Dan."A: "ALL THE SHIT YOU DO GETS TAKEN FROM YOU. OR NEUTERED. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE -SKYRIM- FOR LESS THAN $90 AND IT'S 2018.""Yeah. YEAH, HE'S RIGHT!"A: "1 to the 2...to the 2...to the 3...">The crowd is on edge>Waiting on your every wordA: "I WANNA BUY SKYRIM. YOU CAN'T KEK ME!"Su: "EVEWYBODY!""THREE TO THE FOUR TO THE FIVE TO THE SIX. WE WANT GUNS AND 2-D CHICKS!"cont
>>2911235>So has anyone considered fusing susanYes.>with the worm and making her like a giant lamia tremor thing?No.
>>2911244>>2911253I'm just spitballing. And it'd'be really cool. Right up until it wasn't. I'm just saying she was a gator once.
>>2911251>>2911251>The police call in for backup>You cannot be stopped>A nearby news crew is filming you>The Emu>With his Emu compatriot>and Dinosaur Bush>Bow is chewing somebody's fake leg>They hit him>So he chews their real one>You give him a nearby Alligator instead>It bites his nose>Crits>So he swings his head back>Sending the Gator off into the air>it lands on it's back >On a car>Then slowly rolls on top of a frowning Evangelical Christian>It begins to eat themSu: "WOOOOOOOOOO!">Susan is happySu: "I WANNA DO A COMBO MOVE!"A: "What?">All around you there is chaos>People lighting cars on fire>Or urinating into mailboxes>There are three dudes on each other's shoulders screaming"MECHA SHOIVA. MECHA SHOIVA.">and Susan>Wants to do a combo move with youAROUND THERE IS...>A water fountain>With a Topless Greek Statue>City Hall, where all the leadership is holed up>A Ute car>Three Street poles>A rubber band shop>An Ice Cream stall>A man in a Kangaroo suit>Who others are kickingA: "HeyEYEYEY!">The kickers look to youA: "What'd he do?""Hoi's a Peed-o-Foil."A: "Ah."USE THESE MATERIALS, SUSAN, BOW AND YOURSELFMAKE UP A COMBO MOVEA: "What's the goal?"Su: "Ash much. Destwuction. As possibwe."What do?
>>2911259>Use Fury of the Burning Heart to FUSE OUR SOUL INTO THE BLOODY UTE
>>2911259A pedophile you say...There is only one good move.W O M B O C O M B OJUGGLE THAT PUNK BACK AND FORTHMUSCLES ARM WITH SUSANS SWORDTHEN AT THE LAST SECOND LAUNCH HIM UPAND THEN LET BOW EAT HIM
>>2911259go to the government building, throw the ute through the door, and seize the means of production!
>>2911284Dont let bow eat people. Hes dirty.
>>2911259FAST BALL SPECIAL:Anon sets himself on fire an is then thrown by Susan. He the explodes on impact.TARGET:City hall.
Dont blow up city hall its full of office workers.Blow up... something full of assholes? Bank? Stock exchange?
>>2911284Do the wombo combo.
>>2911313STILL SUPPORT BUT FINISHING MOVE SHOULD BE:kangaroo guy gets blasted by bow or susan into a web of rubber bands between the poles which then launches the guy into the UTE car which then explodes
>>2911259RUbberbands to the street polesUte to the rubber bands Set Ute on fire Eat that creamed ice while slingshotting the Ute into city hall
>>2911259Raid rubber band shop, use them to create giant slingshot using poles. Have mob launch shit at city hall. Any shit that doesn't get far enough gets mid air combo' d by anon, Susan, and then bow, with an intent to have it continue it's directory at the gob'ment anon always ensures to knock it towards Susan so she can let out her fury as the final glory bash into the building
So many marvelous ideas...>>2911284Combatative.>>2911282Creative.>>2911314Protective.>>2911321Rebellious.There is clearly one answer.Do it all, Anonymous.Do fucking all of it.https://youtu.be/_zpW2mdf4iIA: "GET OVER HERE.">Muscles snaps up the Pedophile Kangaroo>You hurl him at SusanA: "Ping Pong!"Su: "PING PONG!">The Hippie asian lady looks sort of offended>A skeleton grabs her and ties her pigtails to a light post>You throw the pedo>Susan SLAMS her sword into his assK: "AH! PLEASE! STOP! MY BONES!"A: "Fuck ur bones."K: "How old are you?">You backhand him into the sky>Susan laughs>You laugh>Even Luna chuckles>Bow runs underneath the man>Borking>Snapping his jawsK: "WAIT. PLEASE. NOT LIKE THIS! I ONLY WANTED TO BE EATEN BY A MILE HIGH BLONDE WOMAN.">You catch the Degenerate by his fake tail just before Bow can crush his head in his teethK: " https://youtu.be/NNDsxlNrySo "A: "..."Su: "...Dat taiw is a butt pwug isn't it?"K: "It's Anal beads attached to a sounding r-"A: "I can't believe this is so much fun."L: "Believe it, darling.">Luna's eyes are covered in tiny pink Kamina shadesA: "...is this paradise?"L: "It can be if we go -further- ">Susan clenches her big beautiful hands>Lets her Emu head flop to the side as three chicks make out behind her to the light of a burning Coffee shopSu: "I wanna go fuwthew...">You spot the Utecont
>>2911452>>2911452A: "Mom."L: "Yes?"A: "I wanna be a car, Mom."L: "You want to be a Ute?"A: "A bloody Ute."R: "There's better cars-"Su: "Shutup WOSS!"A: "How do I dewwit?"L: "You'll have to become raw energy..."A: "...">ANON ASSUMES STARWALK FORM>Your ghostly body dives into the UTE>With a quick WIS check>You find the wires leading into the computerNEW ABILITY FOUNDSTARWALK FORM CAN POSSESS ELECTRONICSA: "OI DEEDIT!"SU: "He DEEDIT!"K: "Wot in the FEK is going on here?">The people gather around>Eager to hear what their magical Rebel Lord has to say>Susan jumps up on your hood>She is holding the Kangaroo Pedophile by his anal beadsSu: "Evewybody! Do what deh caw says!"A: "Get me every fuckin' Rubber Band innis Bitch.">Vroom>Vroom>They do as you command>With the skeletons aide>As the fires spread throughout the streets>Police, either hounded by boney boys or mobbed by makeout sessions give into the madness>You>Anon>You are finally having fun>It wasn't your idea>ButA: "This is so gratifying.">VROOOM>BROOOOOOM>Goes your engine>As the Skeletons and mob slowly pull you backwards>In a huge Rubber band slingshot>Strung between two light-poles>Tied to your bumper>Is the Kangaroo pedophile>By his own anal bead tail>With the remaining skeletons holding back Bow>Who is struggling to get his feet on the ground>Because he belly>is 2 bigg>He wants that Kangaroo meat>He wants it>Even if it's really just a kid diddler in a fur suit>On top of your roof is Susan>Seated>Feet out>Sword on her back>Ice Cream in her handsSu: "WEADY!?"Crowd: "3...2...1!"A: FIRE!"cont
>>2911458>>2911458>They launch you>Susan on your back>Pedo dangling behind you>With Bow launching himself>Like a blubbery cannonball>After you>You SMASH into city hall>Shatter the bones of some fat guy feeling up his secretary>Knock over three liqour cabinets>Then come to a screeching halt>There are so many screams>As you emerge from the engine>Then assume your boi form>Take your ice cream Susan was holding for youA: "Ladies and Koala bears.">All of them are screamingA: "I'm your new Anonymous Emu Overlord.">Still screamingA: "I come in peace.">You offer up your ice creamA: "We're here to help."SESSION PAUSEWe continue TOMORROW!7:00 pm US CENTRAL TIME!What a fine day it's been.Even when things aren't perfect.You're not really alone, are you Anon?You always have somebody.Maybe you just need to make sure it's somebody who understands you.B: "BOWRK! BORTKWF!">Bow comes sliding in on his stomach>Mouth open>Tongue outK: "NONONONONO!">CRAWNCHK: "AAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!""Oh moi God he's EEATING that man!"A: "That man is a pedophile.""So?">Susan Kills that guy as Bow gets his after-dinner-snack-lunch>Luna kisses your cheek>African skeletons make out with the Lesbians outside>NiceBless.Thanks to the Patron pals for making all this mess possible.https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620>Just $5 and we'll get our first Animation>Who knows what I'll do with that powerBig thanks to Ark (who died) Acid, Bawk and ComfJoin up with the discord for between thread discussion and Meme translation.https://discord.gg/x25nAShHit the Twitter for thread times and announcementshttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuestand stay blesst...Love,Quest.https://youtu.be/e4OvA06bVi4
>>2911461>Luna kisses your cheekT-thanks mom.
>>2911461We have CLAPPT (a worm), and SLAPPT (Australia). Now... for a NAPPT(go to fuckin sleep it’s been a very long day I can’t actually remember when we last slept???)
>>2911452>Luna's eyes are covered in tiny pink Kamina shades>L: "It can be if we go -further- "To the heavens and beyond?
SESSION STARThttps://youtu.be/PkLPFi4fmug>Who's that funky boy>Sitting on the Mayor's desk in City Hall>A burning Ute Behind Him>A slightly dismembered fur suiter under his heels about to be chewed to death by an obese DinosaurB: "BORK!"KP: "PLEASE! J-">The Kangaroo swallowsKP: "JUST MY LEG. PLEASE. NO MORE."A: "Man. I never thought I'd find myself here in scenic...">That kid is you>AnonymousA: "What town is this?"???: "Augusta, Mate."A: "Never heard of it.">A man with strong farmer's tan is speaking to you as you kick back in City hall>You dropped in and just rekt the whole town>With a serious riot>Your demands?>Flat chest porn>Firearms>Less taxes on Masterpiece Videogames>Like Skyrim>Really you just came here to cheer up your friend>Susan>Who made her move on a girl she likes>...but made a fool of herself in the process>She asked to blow off some steam>With Revenge>Robbery>Or property damage>You chose the last>Brought her here to Australia>Where a Riot was already underwayA: "Say...why were you Koalas rioting in the first place?"???: "Mass Deesaperances."A: "Ah."???: "Gohvurmant Corruptioeen."A: "Of course."???: "An' the Aligoita atticks."A: "...oh what?"???: "Oi seed the Aoilahgaytah atticks."Su: "Awwigatow attacks?"???: "Yeh."A: "Well why didn't you just say so?">You also sort of let a werewolf loose here a year ago>You wanted to come and see how that panned out>They probably have something to do with this town's unstable condition>You were just in time>To save the daySu: "Anown. C'mewe. Dere's stwabewwy ice cweam. Vaniwwa and Toasted Marshmewwow.">What do now that the city's government is in ruins?>Although no one has seen the mayor in two days>What ice cream do you want?>Do you spare the Kangaroo suit faggot Bow is currently munch crunching all over?Let's rock.
>>2913879>Bow, don't eat that, we know exactly where it's been.>All three on one cone.>Ask Susan how she's doing now
>>2913879Find the mayor.Mint-chip chocolate, duh.Kill the bastard but dont let Bow eat him. It cant be healty for him.
>>2913879>What ice creamI think the answer is VERY clear! I want it all! and get some extra for mom too!As for Kangadude.... nah fuck him, I think he was a legit pedophile or something. The biggest boi needs his eatens. Speaking of mom, is there a spell that can help us track someone down? OH! Did he leave something behind! We could get Bow or Susan to follow his scent and find him! I'm curious about this mystery!
>>2913879>Afterlife for the Roo man. Dont let bow eat him, hes gross.>All three on one cone.>Go track down the Mayor.
>>2913879Seems like a side quest.>A NEW ENTRY HAS BEEN ADDED TO YOUR JOURNAL.
>>2913879Supporting >>2913920 . Seems like a good start
>>2913879I dont care if the Kangaroo Furry is a pedo as long as he has never diddled any kids or sees CP.Lets look into hose side quests.
>>2913879>thought susan already exectuted him>read his mind and exectue if a pedo>tell them its social justice werewolves then go home before the MIB gets pissed off.
>Bow is really trying to get that man-meat>Even though Bow can't see cause of his FOREHEAD FAT>He has the guy pinned under his forelimbs>Snaps downward in random directions>The whole time he's doing a dog-like "Smile" with his tongue lollign out between chomps>It'd be cute>If that wasn't a person under there>Muscles drags out the man>Bow whinesA: "Down, boy. Sit.">Bow Sits>WHUAMP!>Goes his tail onto the tile floorKP: "Thank you...oh thank you."A: "For what?"KP: "For letting me live!"A: "..."KP: "...You're letting me live, right?">You read his mind>Beep beep>Oh Look>Upskirt shots from the local Ms. Perdu Pagent>Toddler con>Unironic Enjoyment of "The Wiggles"A: "No, Faggot.">Muscles hurls him through the sky lightKP: "AAAH! AAAAAHHH!">Bow gets excitedA: "No.">He whines and prances>The Kangaroo fursuit comes back down and splatters like a hairy pizza-burrito>KERASHPSH!A: "No eating garbage.">You spin around>Grab an ice-cream cone and get>One>Two>Three>Four>Near all the damn scoopsSU: "Hewe yew go siw."A: "How much?"Su: "Why, Nofing. It's fow fwee.">Luna mock-gaspsL: "Free?">Whilst you shriek the Russian National anthem a native Bushwacker approaches???: "Jus hew are you, stroingah? An whoi do'yah have a Fiminist Powa fantasy wif ya?"Su: "I'm as weaw as it gets."A: "You feeling better, suze?"Su: "I wanna WEBEW mowe."A: "Oh?"Su: "I wan' a tattoo!"A: "Neat."???: "An woi doez she talk loik that?"Su: "I speak wif a Wisp because I nevew take "Ews"."???: "Wot?"A: "She means "L's" just think of her as a tall Japanese person that's rude."T: "Noim's Tom. Yew gonna help us wif our town?"A: "I'm gonna find your mayor if I can."T: "Well, there's heez office.">Tom points to a doorT: "An there's his assitant.">He points to a woman's head speared onto the trident of a nearby statue>Her body is entirely missingA: "Where was he last seen?"T: "Running into this building."What do?
>>2914010Raise Dead the woman.Let her show us in death what she knew in life.
>>2914010bust in guns a blazing like a true blooded American
>>2914010>SU: "Hewe yew go siw.">A: "How much?">Su: "Why, Nofing. It's fow fwee.">>Luna mock-gasps>L: "Free?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xLVySuwbOo>>2914010>He points to a woman's head speared onto the trident of a nearby statueJeez, should've quit while she was a head. Raise her for questioning and maybe putting on a body later on to be an assistant.
>>2914010Go straigth to the building.Raise the body tougth. Free corpses are free.
>>2914010How many deaths has Anon indirectly been responsible for just during this riot?
>>2914010Supporting raise the dead secretary for questioning. If she doesn't turn up any leads, perhaps a vermin swarm or some such might be able to find our quarry
>>2914010>raise the secretary>try not to get skeleboner>have luna put a teacup on Susans butt
>>2914107>have luna put a teacup on Susans buttI immensely approve.
>>2914107>>have luna put a teacup on Susans buttyes
>>2914035>Oh, I'd say a couple of hundred of themL: "Couple of hundred of them?">Oh yes and there's a couple of hundred of them>Just up a headL: "Quaint." A: "What do you know?">You ask the headT: "She's ded, mate."A: "I can fix that.">SNAP!C: "Hhrhh...Hrragahh..."T: "Bloody Fok."A: "Her name is...">You pry into her memories>Oof>There's a big hole in some of them>Probably because of the big hole>In her skull>Also her brainA: "Cheryl."C: "WhahRHh!"A: "Oh, Pff!">You pop her head off of the TridentC: "OAHrhr Hello?"A: "Hello."Su: "HEWWO!"T: "G'dai."B: "BORK!"L: "There are -far- too many voices in this room.">Luna poofs>Disappearing from the sight of all those present>You spot a set of twinkling pink eyes in the back of your mind>She's compressed herself>Cozied up to your brain stemcont
>>2914135>>2914135L: "Try not to miss Jackie too much while I retire, darling. Crowded enough as it is."A: "Can you give Susan a tattoo?"L: "I could."A: "How much HP do you need?"L: "Five points should do it."A: "Aye, Gurl."Su: "Whuh?">PINK LASERS ERUPT FORM YOUR EYES>They hit Susan's rump>After they fade>She pulls the back of her shorts down>Just enough>So reveal a teacup>No bigger than a baby's handSu: "NOICSHE."A: "Now. Cheryl. How did you die?"C: "I was with the mayor...the riots broke out.">She screws up her eyebrowsC: "Wait...what do you mean Oi Doied?"Su: "Oh, Bwotha."A: "Uh-">Shit>Existentialism>You can stomach gallons of it>Normal humans?>Not so much>Fuck>FuckT: "Ee means before the powah doied, Cher."C: "Oh...well alroight. Tom. You know I suddenly feel so loight headed."T: "Y-...yeh."C: "Where's Danny?"A: "Focus."C: "Alroight.">She seems so eager to please>So friendly>She'd be cute>If not for the fist sized window in her templeA: "Where is the Mayor."C: "Stroingest thing. I saws heem transform into some kinna furry thing. An then I was spinning. An then it all went dark.">HmSu: "He kiwwed dis bitch.">Yes>He clearly didA: "Where is he?"C: "In his office Oi'd suspect.A: "Any secrets I should know about?"C: "Something in there opens a secret compartment. Stairs down to a sub basement. He has friends he meets down there...probably more creatures like him.">Jack>PotA: "Thank you, Cheryl."C: "No problem! Can Oi be on break now? Union rules."A: "Unions...">You eye herA: "You a socialist?"C: "Oi'm a member of the proud working Middle class."A: "THE MIDDLE CLASS IS A MYTH!">The Mayor is behind that door>Probably transformed>Doing Goof knows what>A wrong move and you could be fighting a gang of werewolves in a cramped area>Cheryl is a SocialistWhat do?
>>2914150Mind beam Cherryl of how socialism is a myth and how hard working capitalist build the confortable world we live today.Them scissor to a place full of silver and steal it. Silver work on werewolfs right?
>>2914150>release her spirit into the wand>go fuck up a SJW >then level the building to get that secret room
>>2914150>She seems so eager to please>So friendly>She'd be cute>If not for the fist sized window in her templeWelp, time to add another pile to the adoption papers. Let's take her head with us so she can do things with us later. Take that assistant role that's been memed for Sabrina. As for the mayor, fuckin' let's go and kill him. We could almost take him at like level 5, and now we're an OP level 15. We'll be fine. >>2914158That's unicorns you're thinkin' of mate.
>>2914158Theyre social justice wolves, only opression points effect them.Remember, anon is Jewish, not white and identifies as a nonbinary diety
>>2914150Teleport some silver in, make it a giant phallic symbol with the words "PATRIARCHY" on the side, then see if you can trigger the SJWerewolf into attacking instead of us attacking back
>>2914158>Mind beam Cherryl of how socialism is a myth and how hard working capitalist build the confortable world we live today.But that's wrong you lil shiet. Twuly you don't know the real value of socialism in our lives, comrade.>>2914150Either way. Keep Cheryl's head for now. Maybe release her into the wand if not needed.I suggest we Use our newfound StarWalk Form powers to phase throught he floor and see and hear whatever is going down there without getting caught. Leave Susan on reserve and Mind Beam her for help if things get outta hand.
>>2914150A mix of these will work >>2914158>>2914167
>>2914170>Implying werewolves are immune to silver>InhalesBOI
>>2914150Supporting >>2914201. Sounds like the perfect use for Starwalk when an ambush is expected up ahead.
>>2914150Welp, Cheryl is coming with us.Bring her head, and send her soul to the wand we'll give her a proper body later.Once that's taken care of, go ahead and bust the door down.Let's get this MidBoss over with.
Shell go to heaven. Socialism is real if heaven.Claim the souls of all the people you killed you monster.At least they are in a better place now
>>2914236>Wasting your time hating AnonSelf-loathing will get you nowhere, for no one here at all>>2914201Also supporting Starwalk form
>>2914236>>2914236>Claim the souls of all the people you killed you monster.Unironically do this.Even if we don't us their bodies (which I don't see why not) we should at least collect all of their souls.
>>2914201>>2914201Friend did you make this?Is this a version of the Starwalk form?It's lovely.A: "Aight.">You Tucc Cheryl under your armA: "This is mine now."C: "I can't be propery. Oi'm a free citizen.">You pull her back upA: "An' I'm a pseudo Capitalist. Nothing is free. Especially not women.">Susan bops you oneA: "Ah! Fuck. Fine no more memes."Su: "Das a wie."A: "Fine. No more -oppression- memes...today...for now."Su: "What'sh de pwan?"A: "I'mma fight him."Su: "Wow."A: "I'mma fight the dude."Su: "Owiginaw. Powerfuw."A: "Butt first.">ANON ASSUMES HIS STAR WALK FORMT: "Ghosts. Skeletons. Werewolves. Goddamn it's loike the whole bloody world is ending."A: "Yeah this is -definitely- my fault. At least part of it."T: "How so?"A: "I only admit this because I am -never- gonna see your inverted compass lookin' ass ever again...but I chunked a werewolf out here about a year ago. Never knew what destruction it caused and came here to check it out."T: "Just the werewolves?"A: "Wh-"T: "Most of moi problems was the unreasonable tax on me For-profit sharecrop farm. That and the lack of sexual freedom on the eenternet. Yew didn't dew that?"A: "No."T: "Then most of Australia's problems ain't yew, mate. It's Australia."A: "So I can have your dead, right?"T: "Now hol' on a meenit pal these people 'ave families."A: "Me too and mine's bigger."T: "Wh-">Your skeletons pull up AKsA: "We have guns."T: "Y-"A: "I am a flying Ghost fish that killed Steve Irwin."T: "Yer the devil Heemself."A: "An' I'm gonna save the day."cont
>>2914300>>2914300>SWOOSH>You fly into the room in your ghostly formM: "RRAARR!">18>21>15>Three claw attacks slash through your ghostly body>Nothing happens>You look upM: " OI FACK OFF We're CHOCKERS in ere you Immigrant Bastard."A: "I did something smart...">You're shockedM: "BLOODY BLOIGHTERS DUNNOW WUTS GUD FOR YEH CAN'T BE BLOODY WELL TRUSTED WIF SHIT">Is this?>An indignant oppressive werewolf?>The mayor is a stocky dog-creature covered in shredded dress clothes>He has a set of tiny glasses>Caclick>He also has a gunM: "AYE!? YEW WANNA FECKIN' GO MATE!?">Killing him outright wouldn't lead you to the rest>Or solve all the problems>You are currently a spook boi>You can't hit him>He can't hit you>You can possess electronics>Your WILL stat is still heavily drained>That's when he pulls out the barrel of lube under his desk>Cracks off the lid>Then pours it over his bodyM: "Oimma slick DUnger now! Can' catch me!">You are in an office with a lubed up Imperialist Socialism WerewolfWhat do?
>>2914300>Friend did you make this?>Is this a version of the Starwalk form?>It's lovely.Ha ha.No.
>>2914305>possess this fool, sleep him then coup de gras with the wand for that nice nat 20 soul rip
>>2914305Possess him, and then be sure to interrogate him. Give him a chance to come along with us so that we may spread Capitalism to the cosmosIt's his Us-given right.
>>2914300>T: "Yer the devil Heemself."Nah, but I showed him some trap porn! >>2914305>Killing him outright wouldn't lead you to the restSays who? Raise dead is a thing. >What do?Try possessing the werewolf, no clue if we can do that or not but it's not like anything bad will happen if we try.
Also Starwalk form is unironically this but transparent with fangs
>>2914305While there is no reasonable indication that such is the case, I am going to assume that that Lube is magic and can make us vulnerable to physical attacks.Lets retreat back into the room.THEN either use Cruci-Crush Spell or switch to it's Form and bring the floor of the room down over it to keep him pinned under the rubble.Don't wanna get near those fangs and claws.
>>2914348>Thinking that this quasi-commie Australian werewolf would have magic lube specifically made for thisYou know, I hadn't thought about it. But considering where we are, fuck it I'll support you
>>2914305I'm sure he has his phone on him.Make it explode.
>>2914348Do this. Your advantage is only temporary anyway.Also mock them for trying to punch a ghost.Did we get those souls?
>>2914348>>2914358>>2914359>>2914369>Worrying about the type of creature that only did TEN fucking damage to us when it critedI'm disappointed in y'all. Seriously, this is like being spooped by a boxer, you forget that we're still on earth which is super weak.
>>2914305Bug him and lead him to a better fighting spot.
>>2914371Nigger shit changes in a year, Australia is a land where bullshit is used everyday in life. You think that this Aussie werewolf DOESN'T have magical lube?
>>2914391>>2914371Also, he has a shotgun.
>>2914391Australia isn't magic, so the idea that the lube would be magical is absolutely stupid on all levels. The sheer amount of overestimation of this low tier enemy that barely did any real damage to us compared to the shit we face now is absolutely staggering. Seriously, sure back in the day it was spooky because ten damage was half our health. But that was a crit and we have something closer to 80HP with better AC due to DEX and armor, more spells beyond literally just combustion and raise dead, muscles can do more than punch, seriously we're a damn great white shark in a goldfish bowl at this point. But oh nooooo, let's watch ourselves against this super threatening mayor werewolf!
>>2914406And we're a ghost, also we have a spell that protects us from bullets, and a general high AC, and a lot of health. And we faced off easily against like seven regular dudes with guns and didn't give a damn. Oh but a spooky werewolf has one so let's be careful now.
>>2914411A spell we cannot cast while in Spellform.We'd have to drop Spellform first, and since he's got the shotty ready I'd say he'd get us first before we could put up the Inversion shield.
>>2914407But he has a shotgun and an accent, shouldn't we be worried about that?>>2914411I think that Dumbass Chaos is more concerned about the possibility of magic lube.....is it Slaneshmis already?>>2914420Then we ignore him and insult his mother. Your point?
>>2914305Just kind of ask him what his deal is, straight up. These kinds of guys like monologuing
>>2914424Yes, I'm completely concerned about the lube, I don't want to crush the werewolf to death. It's Slanneshmas today, fuck off shitape.
>>2914420Can we get a spell form? That sounds rad.Oh! Do raise dead form! Do it! Do it!
>>2914424>>2914406Wait I missed something in the stupidity of fearing this weak ass boi, literally where does it say he has a SHOTGUN? It just says "gun"
We should make Tom the mayor.After mind reading him and giving hi an army of skeletals.
>>2914471No, we should set a nuke off in Australia so we can force Junkrat and Roadhog to spawn.
>The votes>Try to Possess himL: "His soul would need to be knocked out first, dear.">Noted3 votes>Possess his phone and turn it into a Hand Grenade via battery overload1 vote>Lead him to a better spot to fight1 voteM: "RAARR! C'MON THEN YE MAD CUNT. I'LL FEKIN' RECK YA.">He pulls the trigger on his revolver four times>BLAM BLAM>BLAM BLAM!>The bullets pass through you>Put holes in the door>You eye his slathered up fur>His raggety clothes>His thick, folksy accent>Yes>Even that disgustsA: "I'm better than this.">You take up the beat boyz>You free your soul>You turn around and head for the Werewolf's door>You drift away>After leaving the room>You revert to your own body>You -almost- try to cast Crucicrush yourself>BAM!>BAM!>The doors are being kicked open>Did this dumbass lock himself in?Su: "What'we yew doing back?">Susan appears to be having tea with Cheryl's head and Bow>Bow has eaten all the rest of the Ice cream>Also the Ute's tiresA: "I'm better than this.">You could cast Crucicrush>But>Your WILL is massively taxed >However>You have something to fix that>THE WAND>Which you give to Muscles>Wielding it>HE can cast Crucicrush at normal Efficacycont
>>2914497>>2914497A: "Eat poorly funded Government construction you shitty Shag Carpeted covered cheat.">MUSCLES CASTS CRUCICRUSH>SkREEEEKKEKEKEKE>The Wooden Beams strain>The Drywall cracks>Just as the doors to the Mayor's office BURST open>He fires two more times>15>He misses you>You stare at him as he fires>His eyes wildA: "Just a man...who got lucky with a good virus.">20 total>The Bullet Grazes your cheek>Your eyes flicker gold and blackA: "I am beyond you."M: "AWOOOOOOOR WHERE'S ME FECKIN' UTE!?">The roof collapses>CRASHASMASH!https://youtu.be/6cN4BnPDkW8>However>The floor continues to crumble>The walls Warp and BendSu: "Anon?">You saw the Werewolf Mayor go down...>But now so is the rest of the buildingT: "Oi! We gota get outta heyere!"C: "Oi'm startin tah think Oi didn't make it outta here after all.">The Roof>Is Coming>DOWN>Right onto you>Right onto Susan>CherylA: "NO! NOT TIM!"T: "Oi don't feckin' knoew yew, mate."A: "SHut up! You've been named I'm attached!"What do?>A signal comes???: "My lorhd.">A voice>Deep>Bold>AfricanA: "Who is this?"???: "My nem is not important. I am one of your loyal servants. Dat yu saved from deh pits of Africa. We have gathered -all- of deh dead bodeez from deh riots. We await your command outside of deh Mayor's collapsing house."A: "Thanks?"???: "Serving you has brought meh vengeance. I will lay down anything I can offer for your goals."A: "I'd mock you for homosexuality but you ain't got no dick so like..."???: "So I can mock you for Necrophilia."A: "Shit."
>>2914502Hey african dude, I'mma have to call you back I'm saving some dude I just met. Look out a window and use the scissors to teleport outside of the building.
>>2914502Scissor Out with everyone to were ya boyz at. Pull Tom through if needed.
>>2914502Get into inversion form and protect them from the rubble. The. Power walk your way out.Or use your scissors.Go to the bodies. Claim their souls. Tell them a better place awaits them. Leave the bodies for the families.
>>2914502This dead black boi is going to get along just fine here.>>2914515>>2914514Yes this please. Quick an easy.
>>2914502Alright this'll do >>2914514>>2914515
>>2914522Who was that? Never met him before
>>2914514>>2914515>>2914518>SHRRRRRRRRRRIIIP>No time for this madness>Or collapsing buildingsA: "Come on! MOVE!"T: "Whut abowt the town?"A: "Home is where you're with loved ones faggot now GET!">Tim rolls a fucking 9 total>He trips over rubble>Gets partly smashed by a falling statueA: "TIM! NOOOOOOOOOooo- ah fuck. Hey. More bodies.">Susan gets a 17>She vaults up and scrambles on all fours like a spider monkey>Muscles has to snatch Cheryl as Bow>Big>Bouncing>Bow>Here he come>with a 29 totalB: "BRORFH! BORF!">He leaves small holes in the floor as he sprints>You snag his grassy fur as he runs past you>You hike up and roll out to the crowded up Skeletons and dead bodies>The town of Augusta watches as behind you>City Hall collapses>The Town burns>As you sit atop your steed>Barely touched>Hardly bleedingA: "It's ya boi.">You jump downA: "Necromatic Penis.">All these :b: odies lay at your feet>The people of earth>Your earth>A planet -full- of blank slates>Of new possibilites>Are watching>You've turned their town into your therapy session>A little fun>200 square miles of destruction??: "OI! LOOK OUT!">Behind you>From the wreckage>One>Two>Three>Four>HOW MANY WERE NIGGAS DID THEY HAVE IN STORE!?>About two dozen>All hair covered and wild eyed>Have risen from the rock and wood>You have you>Your wand>Your Dog>Your Susan>Your New AssistantC: "Do you drink coffee?"A: "I can start.">A small army of skeletons>A small hill of dead Australians>You should probably knock this shit out quick>You've got to sleep eventuallyWhat do?
>>2914602Are we in combat right now?Can we Raise the Dead right now and have their bodies not disappear after the fight ends?If yes, do so.If not, get your already Risen Skellies ready for a fight.
>>2914602>You've got to sleep eventuallySleep is for ningen. We can just invert sleep onto ourself.Anyway, darkstar the SHIT out of the group of wolfies. Also, someone mind telling me what time of day it is? I don't think it's been stated, but it was night last I checked in Cali, and the entire reason this is happening is because we sent a werewolf here to change into a human and the explanation why that failed was because the shift was too big from night to day and it took sometime. But now it should've slowly reached daytime for them, meaning they shouldn't be wolfos.
We should make Tom the mayor.After mind reading him and giving hi an army of skeletals.Raise dead form. No. Revenant form.
>>2914626Anon.... Tom's dead.Also, Australia is still a democratic country that elects its officials, one we have no control over besides being able to punch people there.
>>2914635Then Tom can be the UNDEAD mayor of the town.Either way,>>2914602>Raise Dead form
>>2914635>one we have no control over besides being able to punch people there.That's control enough as far as I'm concerned.
>>2914602Heh. Looks like we may get our actual living taxes and resources that were discussed way back at the start of S2. Supporting >>2914658
>raise dead>Fly up>Carve a giant dickbutt into the ground>then leave
>The Werewolves move from the shredded building>Cinders and smoke curl into their fur>Their elongated fangs drizzle spit and black blood onto the earth>Your skeletons stand at the ready>The one who spoke to you>The tallest one with a gold tooth>Moves forward with his rifle upA: "No.">Your body is still>Only a wave of your hand stops his march>Yet stop it does>He stares with eyeless sockets at the back of your head>A slight breeze pushes the soaked locks>Muscles brings your wand up to your lips>The Black wood is smooth>The metal rings from the heat of the town's fires>As your teeth pass over the mouthguard>You BITE>SHWOOM>The Crystal eye at the end of your Sax-o-wand blossoms into pink light>You inhale through your nose>Take a pose>Framed by the light of the ruined city>Your hair glistening>Sweat evaporating>You PlayA: " https://youtu.be/dPDumDNkxlo ">The sound is not perfect>Nor haunting>It's off>Unnatural>The keys on your instrument sear your own skin>As Muscles and you dissolve>As the Sky above darkens>As the fires invert their light to an alien blue>Your hair elongates even further>Turning to a ghostly white>As you and Muscles dissolute into raw energy>Your skeleton is all that remains>The Wand itself floats>Possessed of the same deep blue fire>Until>You awakenA: " https://youtu.be/hpkbbNiG5W4?t=9 ">The Saxophone plays on it's own power>The Fires>All turn gold>With black corescont
>>2914993>>2914993ANON AM BECOME DEATH>In Raise Dead form...ALL BODIES WHICH WOULD BE EFFORTLESS RAISESRAISEONTHEIROWN>The bodies>They all begin to crawl into one another>Their fingers grip dirty burnt skin>Their bare feet press into the hot concrete>Their broken teeth let loose cries of agonized Ecstasy>Having known the cold sting of death>Then thrust back unto life>Your empty ribs scream with power>As the Wand Draws in souls from all directions>It eventually falls down from the air>Into your bony grip>The skull is warped>With your same missing teeth>A few boney spikes erupt from the forehead>StillA: "This form feels...">The fires sizzle with pink sparksA: "Me."Su: "Dish is so fuckin' coow...">Your brain has become raw death-power>Your physical prowess has vanished>But even from this distance to Dusty>You can feel that his presence is almost as nothing to youDEATH FORM DOUBLES WILL FOR MAINTAINING UNDEADcont
>>2914995>>2914995>You are Anonymous>You're not sure if you're a bad person>All you know is what you want>To be better>For the world to be less shit>For your friends to not hurt>You've pulled reality apart in so many ways>Up ended destiny>Ground the master of Hell down with sheer bombasticity>You spit on death>Shatter life>You've got a great momL: "Finally. Some recognition.">Good friendsSu: "GO!GO!GO!GO!"B: "BORK BORK BORK! BORK BORK!">Bow cannot see>But he is proud of you anywaysC: "Huh...I don't have a body anymore.">Cheryl sees you>Floating into the air>Army of zombies formed beneath your flowing shreds of ghastly skinC: "Is that god?"Su: "It'sh even bettew!">Susan watches you>SmilingSu: "Dash my fwend. You'we bettew off now, Y'know.">Susan holds Cheryl's dismembered head next to her chestSu: "Deh whowe Wowd is gawbage."C: "I liked my mom."Su: "Govewments awe gawbage. Dieing is gawbage.">Susan watches as you play the Wand again>Your notes lighting the eyes of your Undead army>Which has now grown>By 300 zombiesSu: "We'we gonna destwoy the wowd...to make it bettew.">The forgotten are never lost>Not from your watchful eye>Your hands never cease in their toil>You are Anonymous>Bad Man>Crazy Person>Mess of a Human being>You are one hell of a God.>Susan smiles as your new zombies>African skeletons with Ak 47s>All descend upon the Socialist WerewolvesSu: "Fuck em up, Mashtew."SESSIONEND!You already know what links to hitWhere posts are shithttps://discord.gg/x25nAShhttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuesthttps://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620Big ups to the Patron pals. For keeping this train rolling.Especially Ark, Acid, Comf, and Punished Bawk Be sure to stay tuned in this thread for an important discussion on game Mechanics. The story and quest.Until then.Stay BlesstLove, Questhttps://youtu.be/h9COHyaFMU8
>>2915001So good. Raise dead form is everything I thought it would be and more!
Anon has a new form
>>2915001>Su: "We'we gonna destwoy the wowd...to make it bettew."You think too small mindedly, sweety. We're not going to destroy the world. That wouldn't solve anything. This entire family is gonna destroy the universe to make it better!
Luna probably this that would be the shit.Use OWN to make ourselves immune to mortality.And then just sweep over the multiverse.Killing and raising all beings into an eternal paradise of death.No more lifeNo more sufferingNo more voidJust. Bliss.For everyone. Forever.
>>2915074or we can act as the afterlife a paradise and just let them live and die naturally and not letting any souls to be lost or extinguished
>>2915074Kinda shitty to force that on someoneI'd rather let the option be there for them
>>2915074Anon is immuny to mortality.What would the opposite of it be?Also, isnt it suppose to last only while in combat?
I know we're having a blast stomping around in the land down under and that a nap is in order, but have any Anons/Discord discussed how we plan to do the whole party crashing? Typical dynamic entry through the window kind of deal with a show of strength to demonstrate we should be let in at the table? Cheeki Breeki with a sudden reveal? Invite through alternative official channels (Star?)?
SESSIONSTART!https://youtu.be/oaHRzVjhTPY>300 more Zombies just had a gangrape/beat down of about a dozen werewolves in Augusta>Yeah>Yeah forreal that happened>A military force of undead>Led by a hovering Skeleton in a black and gold robe with pulsing eyes>That skeleton is you>Anonymous>Who has taken on a body FORGED from your own magical prowess>In that conflict>The werewolves, being elite melee units got advantage on their combat roll>Only an 8>Your zombies however>Being soldiers>In the presence of their supreme leader>Rolled with Superiority>3d20s>14>It was an unholy massacreM: "AWOWOOOORR! AAHHHHHHHH!">Fur was pried from muscle with broken, green fingers>Blood sucked from open holes in werewolf necks>Organs ripped and splattered across the pavement>The people of this town looked on>In aweA: "This was too easy.">You smirkL: "Your home planet is replete with towns like these."A: "Lonely places. Ones in turmoil.">You're seated on some hot wreckage>Still in your Raise Dead form>Dead Insects and discarded bits of food begin to write as your presence ebbs into them>Even the Werewolves rose again as they fell>Becoming fierce, clawed versions of your regular zombies>Ripping into their own kin like a buzzsaw through furry butterSu: "Dish wash fun...">Susan>Ya goil>Has been punching a cop in the nose for about 3 minutes>Bow>Your Dog>Who is a CHONKY BOI now from overeating>Is sniffing at a nearby trash can>Your phone has gone off once>A facebook group invite>Nothing too important>Couldn't be>You have a text from Janna>AskingJa: "Is Susan ok? She uh...really spooked Star. Almost as much as Marco's spooking Jackie."A: "How is he spooking Jackie?"Ja: "He has on a jean vest and can't stop flirting with her or asking about you."A: "Bruh.">Your bony fingers reach for your h->Oh>You're bald in this form>Just boenz>The town is on fire and in ruins>What do?
>>2930933Damn it Marco she literally just broke up don't make a move this earlyOh and also>see if you can't start some cult biz-niz for shits and giggles
>>2930933>Call it day.Check on that facebook group invite, but otherwise if it ain't nuffin, just sleep.
>>2930933Loot the rest of the time.Count the dead.Find/make our head of a socialist a body.Go Home and rest.
>>2930933>Investigate this Headbook invite >Reply to Janna, “Yeah, I grabbed Sus to let out some steam. She’s doing better.” >Text Marco “Tone it down you beautiful disaster.”
>>2930933Harvest the werewolves fucking fat! Get one of the skeletons to do it or do it ourselves I don't care. Just get their fat so we can use it in a potion!
>>2930933Interrogate the Skeletonwolves if possible.Lets see what they know about the infection, and where can we find more of their exkin.
>>2930933>>2930957>>2930966This. It's too fitting not to grab the fat. Time to fix our biggest mistake.
>>2930933Easy>"Susan spilled her sphagetti trying to kiss star. Let them handle it . I have to go save a spell from a castle but first im gonna do some grave robbing. You in?">then if shes in or not, go to the Echo Creek Tar Pits and then the French Catacombs and STEAL ALL THEM BOIS.>send a vermin swarm across Mewni to spy on Ludo and then scout Woevenmire and then get ready to raid.
>>2930933>>2930956OH WAIT SHIT RIGHT>>2930966This! Very important. We need to ask Luna about that Werefat potion thing.
>>2930933We already have a shitton of skeletons. Could set them to (partially) repair the town while we talk to Janna via phone call. Text Marco to calm down first. That we're alright with him hitting on Jackie, but going after a girl right after she broke up with someone she still likes is going to be a shitshow. Once town fixing is done, leave Cheryl as leader of the town and bring most of our undead back with us... after a count of course.
>>2930933Loot the city, we might get some money out of it.Get the rest of Cherryl body. We could use a manager or some RH.
>>2930966THIS. Just grab a few undead werewolves and some corpses as well. Maybe other parts of the werewolf are useful as well.
>>2930989>>2930960Jackie's a big girl. She doesn't need us telling the big bad Marco to stop hitting on her. Fuck, why does it even matter? Yellow's been hitting on her the entire night. If she really doesn't like it she's perfectly capable of telling Marco to fuck off. Stop trying to be creepy.
>>2930967>>2930933Also, how does this Form work?Is Muscles just bones right now?Will our boney friends disappear once we go back to regular form?>>2930933Check if Tom is amount our *regrettable* casualties.Also I guess we can answer Susan and see what that Headbook thing is about.Also, what time is it in Echo Creek?>>2930966>>2930973I don't exactly remember but I don't think werewolf could be used for the potion from S1.I think it had to be specifically Beastman monster fat. Not Werebeast.I'm trying to check the archives.
Also stay in skelebum form for now. There's necromancy to be done.
>>2931025We just need "Were Fat".
>>2931025>I could show you one my favorite potions if we keep his body, dear. It requires were-fat. How convenient he's so 'chubby.'
We all understand that it's Jackie's choice to date Marco right? And that this is simply a suggestion not a command. Nor a statement about what jackie wants.
>>2931047It still seems really creepy regardless of what we say. Encouragement, threats, discouragement, whatever, it's creepy that we'd know about this kind of thing to begin with. Maybe even a bit stalkery.
>>2930933grab all the werewolf fat you can have skeletons try repair the town get the rest of cherryls body stay in undead form >>2930960support >>2930967support >>2930957support >>2930983support get all the fat and skeleton zombie boys and possibly put out fires
>>2931049We’ve already been told about it by Janna, my dog. Can’t un-know about it.
>>2931084Yes, and that's fine. The part where we go blabbing about it is the creepy part.
>>2931088>>2931084What are we supposed to do? Ask janna if we should say something?...fuck.
>>2931105How about we just don't say anything? It's really simple. Like I said before, Yellow was hitting on Jackie while also insulting a lot of people and the only thing we had to say about it was "oh that's not how you flirt with Jackie." and kinda dropped it. I don't see why Marco's so special we need to tell him to knock it off.
>A townie approaches you>Gently avoiding the horde of undead that stand stupified by your lack of command>When he approaches he beholds his new lord>The demi-god of death>By his meager measure at least???: "Oi so loike...yew in charge now?"A: "Nah.">You type on your phone>Don't even look up at the manA: "I was always in charge. Just wasn't here yet.">Luna smirks intensely as she turns from you to the stranger>Her smug levels>Nigh immeasurable>MESSAGE WITH JANNA ORDONIAA: "Fer fuck's sake could you clue him in?"Ja: "To what?"A: "That he's being a big fuckin' nanny and a creepshow."Ja: "Just like you are? All the time?"A: "I didn't swing in on a girl right after she got single."Ja: "Nah, but you did swing in on her because she was wanted by somebody else."A: " *Middle Finger Emoji* "Ja: *Tongue out emoji* *Starfish Emoji* "A: Wut's that mean?"Ja: "Figure it out. Is Susan ok?"A: "She'll be aight. We're in Australia. Ruining their society."Ja: "How do you ruin socialism? It's just boneless capitalism. Or toothless Communism."A: "Like u know"Ja: "I read headlines. I know tons-a-stuff."A: "Minus. 4. Int."Ja: "Wha?"A: "TTYL."???: "Wot are we supposed tah dew?"A: "Yah got money?"???: "...wo-"A: "Did these fuckers have money?"???: "Well, sho but we wuz gonna re-appropriate it to the people. Or the general fund to repair ourah town an' 'ave an Iliction."A: "A what?"??: "An Illiction."L: "Pardon?"Su: "An Ewection.">BOOM!Bow: "GRRRR BORK! BORK BORK!">A kangaroo burst out of that trashcan bow was sniffing??: "Oi, yeh lookit that. A velocirabbit.">Kangaroo rolls to escape>18>Bow rolls to pursue>With DISAD due to his PREPOSTEROUS FLAB>He still gets a 20 total>CROWNCH!>Bow is chewing the Roo>With extreme contentmentA: "Huh...that reminds me.">You snap your bony fingersA: "Bring me the Werewolf fat.">The skeletons>Turn on the wolves>Who T-Pose>To allow access>The fuckers are lean>Still>Eventually a Skeletons brings you two whole skulls filled with jiggling gooTWO POUNDS OF WERE-FAT OBTAINEDcont
>>2931128>>2931128A: "Now.">You begin to floatA: "BRING ME THEIR SHIT.">So he proclaimeth>So shall it be>The boiz head out with the uppercrust wolves>Who lead them willingly to their homes>Leaving you>To Play with yourselfA: "Huh. This feels queer."L: "How so? It's your body, dear. Embrace it's beauty." >You Break off one of your fingers >SNAP!A: "...">You look inside>Down your finger-hole>You can see red>Wriggling>Ropes>Nerve ending like tendrils that squirm away from the light>Until you move your arm>Then>They burst free>A fire of whipping strings that sing in the airA: "Holy shit."??: "Whoahly shite."Su: "Yew a Cwab."A: "I'M A DEAD-ASS OCEAN MAN.">WHAM!>SMACK>CRACK>CHUGN!>KABANG!>All this noise>The Skelemans, zombies and werewolves have returned>The front lawn is loaded>With Phat lootA: "I wonder if they'll all drop when I leave this form.">You leave the form>SHPAULSH!>The lawn is covered in dead shitA: "Fuck.">The good news>They'll probably get back up if you enter the form>Also good>The giant worm is still moving>So things you raised prior still remain functionalcont
>>2931137>>2931137A: "Now what's this Headbook shit?"??: "Soireously. We gots so many questions."A: "Just form a cult. Make up your own answers I ain't your dad."??: "No bloody joke me dad's that stiff over there.">INVITE TO HEADBOOK GROUP"PRAY FOR THE ECHS"A: "Huh?">POST BY CHANTELLEC: "Oh my god this can't be happening. #PRayforECHS>POST BY PRINCIPAL SKEEVESPS: "Children I know this is hard on all of us. Hysterics and misinformation will only make it worse. Take this page down and let the authorities handle it.">Comment from EdE: "Sir. Shut up. They were our friends. I saw Blake literally yesterday. Get off Facebook.">POST FROM MARGARET SKULLNIKMs: "Kids...I'm so sorry. We're gonna have a circle day when we come back. To remember everybody. Bring a card or construction papers.">16 likes on this postA: "What the fuck?">Something has happened>Something involving Blake?>You scroll up the top>Your body goes numb#Forever our Heroes is the page's headline>The header image above the top bar>Is of Moob>Blake>A kid you know named Derrick>The first and oldest post is from Brittany WongB: "Just talked to Justin. He's awake and at the hospital. #Pray for ECHS #Save Justin #Go Opossums.">She has attached a selfie>She is duck facing>In the ER...>What do?
>>2931138Oh cool, they're hurt. We can fix this. We got blood magic and a dumptrucks worth of HP in us. We can heal them. Probably. I'm sure Luna knows something. Then we can find out WHAT hurt them! Let's go do that! Like, NOW!
>>2931138>Go as death form to get the bodies into the bathroom and deposit stuff and dead around the worm>Go to the hospital and fix everyone whos injured>Use psionics to find out what happened >Go raise the dead in the tar pits and make whoever hit the school pay
>>2931138>Take a deep breath.>Calm down.>Focus your anger.>Leave the treasure for the ausies. Tell then to hold their election. Then toss them your phone number. >Get back into raise dead form and take those boney Bois home.>Tell him his dad's in a better place now. Like an actual REAL better place.>Go to the hospital and try to find out what happened. Also heal them.
>>2931138>Tell someone to keep the bodies safe for our return, we'll be back for them.Then>Call Sabrina and see if she knows what's going on and if she's ok.>CHECK UP ON OUR BOY. WE MISSED SOME FUCK SHIT AND JUSTIN NEEDS US!
>>2931153Actually yes. We know Sabrina call her and ask if shits o.k.Also. People. We really should give that guy some awnsers. Also let then hold their election so somebody can be in charge. And fix this mess.
>>2931138Let the Aussies keep the loot.We keep the bods. Maybe someday we can Revenant them Or ressurect them and let them come back. I dunno.MSG Sab and see what's going on.Is this all Because Susan Killed Otis?
>>2931176support >>2931151support >>2931153support >>2931149support
>>2931176>>2931138Ot let them keep the bodies AND the loot.Or not.We can always send the bodies back when we don't need them I guess.I suppose we're doing them a favor by saving their souls from The Void, but they don't know that...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYeah, I guess we can maybe give SOME OF our skeletons retirement and REZ after we got an army of robots at our command.
>>2931176they need it more then us
Then again, they're communists so fuckem
>>2931208Not even communists. They're socialists.
>>2931216They're voting. The God given right of every red blooded American Republican and Democrat.Let them pretend at glorious americanizm.
>>2931128>Tongue out emoji>Starfish emojiDon't threaten me with a good time Janna.
>Emergency>TragedyA: "Finally...">You mutter to yourselfA: "I understand this.">You close your phone>Glare at all the materialistic goods you could have kept>Piles of cocaine>Jewelry>A dead hooker in chains>Hard brakeA: "The fuck is th-">The werewolf who used to own said loot gets pointed to by your African SkeletonsA: "You know what? Nevermind. I don't -want- to know. I jus-...Fuckin' aye I hate powerful people."??: "Woiz that?">You take on your floating Skeletal formA: "Because most of them are barely people at all."L: "By what measure?"A: "...">That's a good question>Isn't it?A: " https://youtu.be/b_Rx8lYLdUA ">You play again>Harsh and quick>The zombies raise up>The Skeletons hack off that Hooker's head>They Put Cheryl on the bodyC: "Oi've got ligs again.">She tries to stand>Falls downC: "Broken Ligs.">The hooker's head is too damaged to function>They politely dispatch her, putting her soul into your wandSk: "My lort.">The one with the gold tooth acknowledges handling your business with a deft hand>Susan looks a little jealous>Once your army is raised>You cut a hole into the air>SHHHRRIIIP>To Echo Creek Methodist>Biggest Hospital in the county>You should know>That's where Mom went when she OD-edA: "Susan.">You toss her the scissorsA: "Cram this meat in our dirty Hole as tight as you can."Su: "I don't swing dat whey."A: "You do when I say so."Sk: "Hm...how Lewd.">Susan smacks that Skeleton>Turns to the ZombiesSu: "Awwight you Balogney Sticks on Wegs! MAWCH!">They stomp into the portal she makes>While you>PlayA: " https://youtu.be/oRt74GP-Omc?t=18 ">Once it's all in>Susan Pops back out and tosses you your scissorsSu: "I'm gonna take Bow on a Wawk. He WEAWWY needs it."A: "Don't body shame your brother, Susan."??: "Thought yew was Robbin us, mate.">You wave the Aussie off with a taloned Bone-Fingery handA: "Nah. Keep the loot. I'm not a money man.">You cock your skull shaped head>Release some crimson tendrils from the slats in your spineA: "I'm a people person.">You morph back>Pull out your phoneCont
>>2931276Send her a snorkle emoji
>>2931287>>2931287>YOU CALL SABRINAS: "A-...anon?">She sounds sleepyA: "What happened to Justin and Moob and Blake and that one kid I've literally only seen at football games?"S: "Huh? Something happened?">You hear some fumblingS: "I- I don't know I-...Grandma?">There's silenceS: "Grandma. You're awake?"G: "I hear it singing.">The phone dropsS: "ANON I'LL CALL YOU BACK."G: "Sabrina?"S: "OHHHohoh GRANDMA! GRANDMA!">An unknown voice yells from downstairs??: "STOP THAT YELLING! YOUNG LADY YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP!"S: "GRANDMA'S AWAKE!">You hang up before things get more personalA: "huh...">You eye the hospital>Knowing full well it's riddled with mystery>Disease>pain>RegretA: "Thank fuck...">Something else you understand>SHWOOSH>You walk through>Into the parking lot>The air is bitterly cold>Despite you being back in Cali>The Desert doesn't hold much heat >It was nearly 7pm back in Australia>It's suddenly nearly 2 am here in Cali>You head for the front desk>Shuffling>Huh>It's only up to your chest now>Last time you were here>It was past your chinA: "I'm here to see Justin Armberg. A kid named Blake and uh...">You check Moob's FBA: "Moob. Huh...that's his actual name.">The Nurse looks at you as if you have two heads>Probably cause of Luna>Your second headN: "Son...were they your friends?">Your stomach starts to drop againA: "Were?">Excuse me, young man>You turn>CopsC: "We have a couple of questions for you."L: "Justin -is- here, darling."A: "Where?"L: "Third floor. Room 305.">Why didn't the Nurse tell you that?What do?
>>2931293Blow the cops off, and the nurse. Go to the third floor ourself. We'll deal with them AFTER we help our friends. Who might be dead. But death... I think Susan's a testimate to what we think of the suggestion that is death.
>>2931293>"I'm sure you do, but I just heard my friends were hurt and Ron would really be pissed if you harassed his wife's son so piss off faggot" Flip him the bird and go outside and then starwalk up to the floor with them.
>>2931293>Read the officers minds.>Contact Justin. Ask him what happened.>Mom what are the odds susans grandmother is actually magic instead of crazy.>Time to heal the shit out of some injured people. Get the dead here. Have them give you their blood. Then give it to the injured here.>Can own cure diseases?
>>2931302Use the Dead in the hospital I mean.
>>2931302>Contact Justin. Ask him what happened.You do realize we literally can't do that? We've tried. And we can't.
>>2931293Tell the cops to walk and talk with us, we need to see our pal and they AREN'T capable of stopping us.
>>2931305Then walk over to him. We can still mind read, walk, and raise dead at the same time.
>>2931293"Hey, you may have questions but right now there are a couple of people I could potentially save from actual death right now and if you stop me I swear to me I will make your day unpleasant "
>>2931293Fuck man. All of this shit going on.Fuck's going on.Lets talk to Justin, either way we don't know shit of what happened so even if we wanted we couldn't tell shit to the cops.
could always shift into Sleep spell Gigaform and basically snooze everyone at will
>>2931302>what are the odds susans grandmother is actually magic instead of crazy.I’d assumed it was some sort of “Just woke up from a coma” type situation, possibly to do with the Sand Worm we just murdered or something.
We really should heal these people. It won't take very long.
>>2931293Don't run it makes you look suspicious.See what they want and read their minds.Check on Justin.
>>2931341What people, our friends? That's a given.Everyone on the hospital?That'd take way much more of out HP, and I don't want to be jumped by some BS when low on HP.
If someone tried to pin us with shit we can trace our whereabouts with picking up susan after she jumped from Star's limo. Jackie and Janna can confirm this. Susan then says we went out and got her icecream and a tattoo. Before that we were hanging out with marco before he went to the sleepover. The teacup tattoo we say we got from some rando downtown and that is our evening.
>>2931351It's a hospital. It's full of dead people. Use their HP.Just run it through is so we don't give people undead cancer.
>>2931341I'll support it, there's plenty of blood and bodies around in here
So what? Even though it would not take any time or HP we're just going to say fuck it to all the people here?We need to start building a good rep if you want people to have our back when the MiB come knocking on our door.
Fix your own airmask first anon befor helping others.>handle the cops>help our friends >then grab some blood from the bloodbank and swing by the childrens ward and heal them all if we can. Luna has a spell for it.
>>2931416Lets see to what we came here in the first place.Then we can see if we can help some other way.
>Your mind is scattered>Something is not adding up>Why all this?>Why now?>Does life ever quit?>You've had hardship>You've had struggle>You even created some>Invited it>To destroy it>Now life is hitting you with more>It always does>Always has juice to spare>Why do you keep trying?>To make good?>You're building a castle out of sand>In the ocean>An ocean of blood.L: "Don't let these -props- try to slow you down. They're so far beneath you now."A: "I'm not talking to any of you.">You just turn away>Fuck pigs>They literally don't save anyoneC: "Young man that wasn't a request.">You turn>One eye flickering Pink>Pick this cunt's mindC: "This is wrong. What if it was Stevie? Or Miranda? Jesus. Is this kid gonna cooperate? He better not be involved or I swear to god I might mace him. Even if he's white.">An image pops into his head>One he did -not- want to think about>It's intrusive>A picture of Blake>Your Blake>Under a car>Warped into a crumpled mess>His ribs are sticking out of his chest>His clothes are in tatters>His head is pristine>Everything beneath it>Bloody Goocont
>>2931459>>2931459ContC: "Kid. Come on. It'll only be a few minutes."A: "Justin...">One of the cops is 'Politely' moving behind you>To block the stairsA: "You cunts just made a big mistake.">The cop behind you pulls his cuffs outC: "Hands behind your b-">You become STARWALK form>FWOOSH>His hands fall through youA: "You can't contain me."C: "AAHH! AH!">One of them tries to tase you>The needles don't stick>You watch them fall to the floor>Then spark uselesslyA: "Now I gotta go heal my friends with your dick-blood all over my boots."C: "GET DOWN!">One of the cops screams to the nurseC: "CALL FOR BACKUP.">He yells to the other copsA: "You do that.">You>Fly>Upwards>Through the floors>Through the walls>Taking stock of everything you see>Broken people>Forgotten thingsA: "Huh...if we didn't have the castle."L: "We could have lived here?"A: "Yeah. Only we'd do it better."cont
>>2931463>>2931463>Higher>Into the third floor>You pass through wires and defibs>Eventually finding the room you seekL: "They'll be coming here. Once they find the courage." A: "Let em.">You assume normal formJu: "Bro..">Justin>He's here>With one eye totally lost in Gauze>An arm in a cast>Both of his legs coveredA: "Bro.">You make it to the bed>Take him in>He's already in tearsJu: "I can't sleep...">Why is he so soft in his tone?Ju: "It hurts...it hurts and I ca-...">He sniffsJu: "I just wanna sleep, dude.">You close your eyes>Justin can't speak to you with Telepathy>You can however read his mind>You see the car>Loaded with him>Blake>Moob>Derrick>The music is blaring>Blake has a beer>Moob is shirtless and painted>Derrick is smiling>So wide>You suddenly hear it>A clanking>Hiss>A whirr>You know that soundA: "A...machine gun?">BRRKKKKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAAKAKKA>Pinpoints of firey light fill the cab>Molten missels the size of rats>They rip through the window>The tires pop>The car begins to flip>Justin pulls the wheel>You see two of the slugs pierce his chest>His arm>The entire car flips>Blake hangs out of the windowB: "WE'RE SO DEAD.">The Car lands on it's side>BlacknessA: "...It's ok."Ju: "They didn't make it...they didn't an-...an I did and I don't want it, man...let me sleep. Let me slee-"A: "It's ok.">You pull back the blankets>Revealing Justin's half of a legA: "I can fix this..."Can you fix this?What do? ??: "Who the fuck?">You turn>A man>A tall>Broad man>Is sitting in the chair provided to visitors>He looks Haggard>He has a blonde beard???: "The fuck are you doing to my son?"Ju: "Hey, Dad."
>>2931472"Helping." Cast sleep on Justin and then heal him. He deserves some rest. Tell his dad what we did then ask him where he was found if I'm not the only one who didn't get the location of where Justin got fucked from that mind read.
>>2931472>"Im his freind and the only one that can put his body back together. Give me your hand and brace.">Blood4blood then wait for the cops to show up and have justin exonerate us
>>2931472Cast Sleep on "Dad".Consult with Luna on helping Justin, we don't want no mistakes.
>I can fix Justice body at least.>Blood for blood him.>I'm anonymous.>Cast sleep on Justin. Give him the dream crystal as well. To keep away nightmares.>Ask his dad what the hell happened.
It was roadhog I think, maybe revenge for junkrat?Find him and kill him.
>>2931518>Give him the dream crystal as well. To keep away nightmares.>Give Justin the dream crystal that's of a lewd dream Sabrina had about usYeah, how about fucking no?
>>2931525No, we need to find out what actually happened.
Sleep them both. Deep mind read them for where the victims are.
>>2931531It's not a wet dream you dingus it a plot hook.Don't sleep Justin. If you are not going to let him have anything other than nightmares.
>>2931472>Cast Sleep on Justin's dad.>Barricade the Door to buy us some time if needed.>Heal Justin.We need to know a lot of things.>Where did this happen?>Was there someone else with you?>Who did this?>Why did they do this?>Can it repeat again?>Were are Blake and Mook...'s remains?Then>Finish Healing Justin.>Cast Sleep on Justin>Investigate Further.From what I can hypotezie it was probably trying to get to us through our friends. It could've been Toffee, but It might also have been Ludo, or another enemy who I might not remember.I don't see the MiB doing this, they have nothing to gain from it.>>2931525We'll see.
Try to stay focused please? Half of you have not even votes to actually heal Justin at all.
>>2931539Yes it is, Quest fucking said so at the end of Season 1. It's one of the only actually lewd moments in the Quest.
>>2931472Sleep Justin's Dad.Don't sleep Justin.Heal him with Bfb from ourself.
Hey Luna, can we get rid of their bad dreams? Or take them out? There has to be some good uses for nightmares somewhere.
DONT SLEEP THE DADHE NEEDS TO SEE US SSVE HIS BOY AND VOUCH FOR US WHEN THE COPS COME.
Ju: "I can't sleep...">Why is he so soft in his tone?Ju: "It hurts...it hurts and I ca-...">He sniffsJu: "I just wanna sleep, dude."Sweet merciful jeezus just help this kid please.
>>2931568Why the hell do you give a shit about those extras?
>>2931568Man fuck what the cops think.As if we literally weren't above the law already.
>>2931472Changed mind:>>2931560Don't sleep the dadKeep the rest of vote
>>2931574He sees us heal the boy he can get the cops off our dick. He doesnt see us, we look guilty as shit and cops come after us.Its called avoiding making a bigger mess.
>>2931575The cops have a raging boner for getting someone to hold accountable. Theyll fuck with a rando teen until they get a new lead. We fight back and provoke them further its just going to be a major fucking hassle and we have enough of those right now.DONT MAKE PROBLEMS, SOLVE THEM
>>2931583>Implying the cops are ever a problemSeriously, they could think we're the anti-christ (Which we might be honestly.) and it wouldn't really make a difference. With the flick of our wrist they're incapacitated. It's honestly nothing to worry about.
>>2931588Okay they arent a problem for us in the moment but what happens when they put out an APB for us, what happens when they start a manhunt. How many cops do you want to kill? How isolated from earth do you want to be? What happens when the FBI gets involved, the Army, the MIB?How far do you want to take this, man. I want to be left alone and be able to walk down the street without being lit up. Dont fuck with the cops.
I think everyone should stopping trying to see people as anything more then pawns as when the chips are down that's the only thing that going to happen.
>>2931588We need to get people on our side when this shit lands on us. They are not going to forget about us, they are not going to forget about those cops.Police>SWAT>National gaurd>Army>Nukes.Assuming the MiB let us get that far.You cant just ignore everyone forever and hope they go away.
>>2931607Who the hell said kill? I said incapacitated. I don't know where the hell you're getting kill from. >>2931611>We need to get people on our side when this shit lands on us.But who actually gives a damn about these random ass racist ass assin' ass cop extras who don't really seem like they're eager to listen to anyone at all. Choose your battles my man, and one with these losers isn't one worth fighting. Barely even worth giving thought. It's people like Justin's dad or whoever hurt Justin that matter.
We'll be right back.
>>2931625They are looking for someone that shot a car full of kids up with a machine gun and the cops are one edge and freaking. We just kicked that hornets nest by fucking with the one cop who saw some fresky shit just now, you better believe that a swat team is on its way and they have our description. You think they are going to treat us nicely and we can just sleep them all and the problem magicly goes away?This usnt GTA where the 4 stars magically disappear because we flee the area. Yes anon can kill them all, raise the dead and kill 379494733 more cops but it will escalte and we have to difuse.Check your self before your wreck yourself.
>>2931625Actually I imagine the other police officers care quite a lot about what they have to say.Including the chief of police. And I imagine quite a few people would listen to him.You really don't get it do you? People are connected. It's a giant fucking sticky mess of interpersonal connection and respect and loathing and authority.We can, and should start with people who will be easy to convince.I don't actually care about convincing them. Y'all are too meme riddled to understand this stuff. But I figured I should at least try to dispel your ignorance.
>>2931641Why are you so obsessed with killing them? I never even wanted to give them thought, much less kill them. But you seem keen on reeeeeing about them. >>2931652If you don't care about convincing them then why the fuck are we even arguing?
>>2931679Because you speak in a way that makes me feel very attacked and I respond in kind.
>>2931679They deployed a taser, next is guns so what are you going to do when then keep coming at us armed and ready to shoot? Cant keep mass sleeping them and the description is already out in us, its going to be hard when they have wanted posters going up. Im not reeeing, youre just being short sighted and ignorant while waving a gas can over an open flame.
>>2931702Oh no, guns and tasers. Whatever shall we do.I think you're really overestimating the police force of Echo Creek. What even would they come after us for again? What illegal thing have we really done? Not be questioned by them?
>>2931472cast bfb on justin WITHOUT sleeping him nor dad, then talk to both of them to try and find out what happened as per>>2931545
>>2931712You really think it will just stay with the police won't you? You don't understand that they have an escalating response to threats.
>>2931712Okay now I know youre trolling at this point.
>>2931719I think you're very paranoid. You act like next thing we know they're gonna be nuking the city because we're too dangerous. >>2931723If it helps you sleep at night knowing how pointless your panic is, think what you want my man. I can't stop ya.
>>2931729I mean, they already tried nuking the city last time something big went down.
>>2931739Yeah, but last I checked we're refusing to be questioned and at worst trespassing. Whereas Luci was invading all of earth. I feel like there's a bit of a gap between what we're doing and what Luci did.
>>2931739to try and kill the devil
>>2931744You have no idea how the cops work do you?
>>2931472At any rate>Ask Luna if our Sleep is dreamless or not>Offer Justin and his dad the Sleep and healing Kind of shitty to force it on them, regardless
>>2931786>It's shitty to heal justinWot? Sleep I guess I can understand, but healing? Huh?
https://youtu.be/LFcfHSOti9s>Justin>Is a strong person...>Or was>Is?>Is it just mass?>Is this thing you're holding>With it's quivering lips>Half of one leg and the other a stump on his hip>Is this a strong person?L: "Does he matter?"A: "What?"L: "Without your interference...do any of them matter?"A: "He's my friend."L: "He is? Does that make him worthy of all this? Of your friction with the law? The fraying of your peaceable connection to earth?"A: "Are you trying to stop me?"L: "No. I am asking a question."A: "I thought you had all the answers."L: "If I did...my world would still have a sun."A: "..."L: "If I hadn't tried to preserve them all. The other -people-...then I could have made a better substitute for my reality. Instead. I used them, saving them...and now you are doing the same."A: "I do what I want."L: "Is doing what you want...what's best for you?"A: "It's best for him."??: "Get away from him!">You point at Justin's DadA: "You. Why do you love your son?">He doesn't even question the question??: "He's everything to me..."A: "Even now?"??: "Always.">He looks mad>CrushedA: "Then you're welcome.">You cast BFBA: "Mom. Guide me."L: "Saving someone else's world again.">Your energy fills Justin's body>Pours from his eyesA: "Someone has to save them..."L: "Are you really a hero?"A: "Disaster needs an enemy.">Your eyes go whiteA: "I love having enemies.">It all fades awaycont
>>2931934>>2931934contC: "CLEAR!">The door bursts open>A small army of cops comes bursting in>They kneel down in rows>The front hold riot shields>The back>Pistols>A captain in the back has a pump actionC: "GET ON THE GROUND!"JD: "Stop! STOP!"C: "GET! ON THE GROUND!">Justin's dad Approaches them>His hands raised>His arms weary and eyes streamingC: "He's unarmed."C2: "Where's the intruder?"JD: "Stop! PLease! He saved my son!">One of the cops>Fires>Call it fear>Call it aggression>He fires>PINK!>A force-field meets the projectile>Sends it back>Then fades>At the hospital bed>Is the source of that power>You>Streaming your own black and purple blood from your eyesA: "I...-hack- JHECKF...been away for a while...bromosome.">Justin is crying>Not blood>Just with overwhelming joy>ConfusionJu: "You...you can do this?">He wipes the blood from your faceJu: "You -would- do this?"A: "Anything. Everything.">Muscles is a little deflated>Until you slap him awake50 hp to rebuild a jock.A: "Don't be a bitch, Righty. We take 50 to the chest as foreplay.">Muscles rolls himself to consciousness>Breaking his own wrist and snapping back>He looks around the room>You turn to the copsC: "You-...you're under arrest."Ju: "Why? He wasn't even there.">Cops>DeflatedJD: "He's a miracle worker. For the love of god stop."cont
>>2931940>>2931940L: "I'm touched.">The cops stand down>SomewhatC: "I don't know -what- the hell is going in here."A: "Finally. He gets something right.">Justin shakily tries to stand>You help him downhttps://youtu.be/bkVscx2KAjY>One of the cops from before blinks>Shaking disbelief from behind his helmetC: "Wait...that kid was mangled."A: "Was. Now that's me.">You spit into the nearby sink>Pretty sure you lost some nasal passageA: "You're welcome.">Justin is still crying>He looks to his dadJu: "Hey, Dad."JD: "Justin...">They hug>The cops finally stand down>As you>Stare>With an empty expression>Your hair dripping blood>Your arm>Wriggling to see if Justin's dad has an ass>With only Luna dabbing a tiny napkin to your dribbling ear lobeA: "For your health.">You crack your knuckles and MusclesA: "Justin.">He looks to youA: "Who did this? Where do I find them?"Ju: "Forget that! Dude, you need to save Blake. Moob! They're down in the morgue a-">You raise your hand to that>Grimacecont
>>2931951>>2931951A: "Justin, I fixed you...I can't -fix- death.">You roll your jaw>Mutter and shuffleA: "There are sacrifices. Special rituals. It-...it takes too much.">You feel ashamed>Sullen>You could do it once>For Susan>A special case with lost rituals>Mainly due to your intimate connection with her soul>With her imperfect body you kept adding to and tweaking>You feel>Weak>Despite the contrary evidenceL: "Anonymous.">Until she takes your hand>You look down>Luna is...>Huge>A nearly 5 foot woman>4 foot exactly, to be preciseL: "Do you know where reality is?"A: "...here?"L: "No. Nothing you could change is real. It's arbitrary. It's ephemeral.">She clasps your hand to her cheek>Her cheek begins to evaporateL: "I know you're real. Because I could never imagine a world without you...because we limit each other.">She kisses your cheekL: "What you cannot do does not make you lesser. It merely shapes the world.">She casts her gaze on Justin>On his father>On the policeL: "All else is a paper replica. A tissue thin wrapper to a lie."A: "But...but I -could- do it."L: "We could. With enough power."A: "D-...doesn't that mean?"L: "That the world becomes less real? The more powerful you become?">She laughs>The cop's visors fog over>Cell phones die>As she shrinks down>Into Pink glitter>A pair of eyesL: "You simply become more real than they are.">She's gone>Gone into you>Your right eye glimmers with her smirk as you turn back to Justincont
>>2931958>>2931958A: "So, Revenge.">You roll Muscles' shoulderA: "Help me get it for you."Ju: "I never saw who did it..."A: "That's trash but...but fair.">You pat him>Staining his skinA: "You weren't supposed to be involved in this.">The cops look uneasyA: "Where did it happen?"Ju: "Over near that old park."A: "Which park?"Ju: "The one on Fortune Street."A: "Fortu-"Ju: "By your old house."A: "What. else?">Justin thinksJu: "Right before the gun went off...I remember something.">He shakesJu: "Yellow eyes...and a hiss."A: "What kind?"Ju: "A deep one. Like...like a Monster Snake."A: "Then?">Justin goes whiteJu: "Then I watched them all die and lost my leg...from bullets.">He pulls a plastic bag from his hospital bed table>Shows it youJu: "Like this.">Inside is a bullet>Big enough>To have come out of a fucking Cannon.SESSIONPause.WE CONTINUE TOMORROW7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!special thanks to them patreon boizArk, Comf, Acid, Bawkhttps://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620Hit our twitterFor ques times and tidbit memeshttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuestJoin DiscordTo scream and cryhttps://discord.gg/x25nAShAlways remember.That you are the best.Stay BlessedLove,Questhttps://youtu.be/fygutp-zA4E
>>2931961The fuck is wrong with those idiots?! That's a fucking anti elephant round!
>>2931961so what does this info mean?who would have the balls to become numero uno on our shit list?
>>2931970Monsters got weapons from the us govt. Ludo put in the request for big game rounds...for us. Machine gun for the car, big game round for us they thought. We know ludo has been spying on us.>get to bloodbank to restore HP>keep the dead boys on ice>use psionic power to locate the monster>track and kill>then nuke ludo with boulders crucicrushed from orbit
>>2931981LITERALLY A GARDEN SNAKE
>>2931961Good! We have enough to go on. He's definitely looking for us, this is obviously one of Toffee's goons. He probably thought we were hanging with our bro's. Shame we weren't or else he'd've died sooner. And we might've saved them to. But that's in the past. The future should be our focus. Starting with making sure this bastard knows the price to pay when he fucks with our friends and family. Then we can focus on continuing our mission of completely reversing death. I propose we go out to where Justin was hurt, or any other place we could be predicted to be and mind scream so loud he'll be sure to find us. And then we'll kill him. >>2931981Isn't that dude the size of an actual snake tho?
We should tell the popo what they are actually up against.
>>2932070Send the popo to stars house to get briefed on ludo and the existence of magic Mess up what's left of the sleepover, revenge on star for Susan.They learn they're out of their league. Star learns monsters are attacking non combatant humans, not just the mewmans
>>2932190>>2932070That just seems like an excellent way to get them targeted by the MiB, specially since these guys are recording her data 24/7.Remember these guys were willing to blow up a neighborhood, if not a town, to get rid of the evidence that giants exist.
Missed the session since I had to help family a move.>>2931138>Justin and the BrosI just had a feeling some shit was going to down in the near future with them. Tried to advocate for some bro time following the worm, but Susan's smile sidetracked that to be protected.>Brittney in the ERAm I the only one surprised she even showed up? I thought she was ice cold...>>2931293>Sabrina and GrandmaAlso surprised this got no mentions. From what's pieced together, grandma was in a coma or vegetative state, but almost immediately regained consciousness after hearing our voice over a cell phone??>>2931934>preserve them allIt only just occurred to me...and perhaps the answer has already been provided someplace, but.. did Luna actually have any Allies or Generals as we know them? True friends the likes of which she'd willing to step into the line of fire for? Or were they all just as good as any other? As a tool? Or maybe a material component? I could be totally wrong, but it feels like Anon is the first entry in Lunas sheet of Allies and Companions. Which would go some ways into explaining the discrepancy in understanding as to why we care about these 'mere-mortals' in the grand scheme of things>>2931951>Blake and MoobWe should, at the very least go to the morgue to raise and secure their souls, and possibly to extract some of those handy teeth JUST IN CASE we can use them. Even if we can't bring them back fully, they were bros whom we shed blood alongside and shared a victory with. They deserve a seat in paradise to rest their souls.>>2931961>BlessThanks as always Quest. Hopefully won't end up missing tomorrow's as well.>>2931986>>2931990>Attempting to heal some portion of health prior to picking a fight/revenge immediatelySupport.
>>2932489>I could be totally wrong, but it feels like Anon is the first entry in Lunas sheet of Allies and Companions. Which would go some ways into explaining the discrepancy in understanding as to why we care about these 'mere-mortals' in the grand scheme of thingsFun fact: Along with being our mom Luna's still our teacher. A lot of questions she asks are ones she already gets the answer to but wants to hear us say. Or more accurately, she'd know WHY someone would care about mortals, but she wants to know Anon's reasoning for caring about them. Why HE gives a damn. She actually really cares a lot about people she'd consider allies, just like us. The only issue for her is that list of allies was short and deteriorating. She obviously had her creations as allies. She even loved someone at one point. But she lost them due to her fight against Fate. We are probably the only ally on her sheet, but not due to her never making any allies (figuratively and literally) but due to her losing them all over time. It's honestly no wonder we're the only "real" thing to her (by her own idea of what "real" is.) we're the only friend she hasn't lost. I hope we can bring some of her old friends back.
>>2932313One cop showing up with a noise complaint should be inconspicuous enough. That said, cops totally have a mole.
SESSIONSTART!>This>Is youhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd>Anonymous>Right now you're the kid>Standing in a hospital room>Next to a friend>Who you just put back together from a pain killer riddled ruin of a meat sackA: "You're welcome, by the way."Ju: "Dude where'sh my car anyways I wanna take you to McDICKS!">Ok>So maybe he's still riddled with Pain Killers>There is a small squad of swat officers who have born witness to your "Miracle"JD: "Son. You should lay back down this...this is incredible."C: "How did you do it?">One of the cops asksA: "Magic.">You put it bluntlyC: "My daughter has autism. Can you fix it?">You can feel Luna's sizzle of displeasure at the bold requestA: "If I could.">You smirk>Some blood-slime pools out of your mouthA: "I wouldn't be single.">2 of the cops laugh casually>Most of them stare>Dumbfounded>One is absolutely stone cold>One>Is in hysterics>Justin was the victim of an attack>From a mysterious creature>With Yellow eyes>Access to a HUGE firearm>That shoots bullets>Nearly the length of your forearm>You've been dealing with invaders to your world for some time now>Creatures from paralel universes>Assassins>A strong notion of yours says this attack was meant for you>Not a car full of tipsy Football players>You are holding the shell in your hand>The Cops are no longer aggressive>Justin is healed>Blake>Moob>and Derrick...>Are Dead.What do?C: "That ghost form you took on...what was that?"A: "Oh. Uh..."WHAT DO YOU NAME YOUR GHOSTLY RAY FORM!?>One suggestion was "Phanta Ray" from the discord palsAny other ideas?
>>2934836>WHAT DO YOU NAME YOUR GHOSTLY RAY FORM!?>>One suggestion was "Phanta Ray" from the discord pals>Any other ideas?Don't forget we also need a name for the Raise Dead Skeleton Crab Lich Form thing.It's 2AM in the morning. We're in a General Hospital. We just did something we already do so casually but that for some people it looks like a Miracle. Two of our friends are in the morgue downstairs and Marco is still flirting with Jackie on that sleepover.
>>2934836After we give a name to our ghost ray form let's go raise black moob and Derrrrrrrrrrrrick to make sure we have their souls on hand. As for an actual name, hmm......... ehh, I'm uncreative. Phanta Ray'll do.
>>2934836We need to get a team together to find this son of a bitchalsoCall the form Phillis, then offer no explanation as to why
>>2934853>>2934850>>2934836Also, the only real answer is Phantom Ray.
>>2934836>>2934892Jar Jar Binks.
>>2934836Put Justin to sleep.Put the boys souls i'm our wand.Then go hunting near our old house.Also send skeletons to protect people of interest (Sabrina, Emily, other allies ect.)
>>2934836> "one of the perks of being magic, or curse. Look you guys didnt see this, dont report it or write it down. The MIB will be around. Blue line it. Dont tell Ron either or my mom will flip. Just keep an eye out for fictional charecters. No joke. "
>>2934836Supporting >>2934853. Reassure Justin we'll avenge this insult.Perhaps... we could offer the cops an alternative option? they keep busy and ignore what transpired, and in return, we ensure that the killer of 3 local area teens gets justiced served lickity split. The case gets wrapped up quickly without public outcry or fear increase. all for the low-low price of sharing in the miracle of reviving the sole survivor by giving us a fraction of their life force to bring up our strength to go find the perpitrator.
>adding create a vermin swarm to scour Echo Creek.>>2934836
>>2934836Cast sleep on our broPut the dead boys' souls in the wandAs for the name for ray form the obvious answer is here: Irwingeist
A: "My powers are a little...complicated."L: "They're prodigious."A: "Brutal.">Muscles makes a hand-sign meaning Sexually DynamicJu: "Righteous..."A: "Either way. My ghost form is called "Phant-o-Ray"C: "Like Man-o-War?"C2: "But a Phantom?"C3: "And a Stingray?"Ju: "Seems kinna spread out."JD: "Yeah, like you're going too many directions at once."A: "SHADDUP!">Muscles puts his fist through the floor>Brings an entire patient back up with him>Takes the hospital Burger from his hands and puts it into your mouthA :"Now...">You choke a little>Still trying to keep your back straight despite feeling like a trash bag filled with JelloA: "I'm gonna go take care of this shooter for you."C: "That's way beyond proper protoc-">The Captain puts his hand up to silence his fellow officerCap: "This is past our paygrade.">He looks to youcont
>>2934994>>2934994Cap: "We didn't see anything.">You squint at him>His cut is different>More precise>His uniform looks...brand newA: "Yeah.">You snap>Muscles returns the other half of the bloody burger downstairsA: "Nobody saw nothing."Ju: "Dude we are TOTALLY gettin' Shwasted after th-"A: " https://youtu.be/4pmorTLq9_s ">Justin does down like Toby Mcguire in a 2002 dawn of Superhero media>WHUMP!>Is the sound he would have made>if you Hadn't caught him>Put him in the hospital bed>Then Mozeyed>Out>Like a gangsterC: "No...no, we NEED to arrest that ki-"A: "Later.">You morph in Phant-o-Ray and drop>Down>Down>To the Morgue>When you get there...A: "Oh.">It's a huge room>Full of tagged and butchered bodiesL: "Oh my...">Luna's eyes sparkle>She practically titters to the circular saws>Runs her eyes up and down the suction hoses and pry-hooksL: "Such...">There is a thirst in her tone>One that has never been there beforeL: " Pr~actical instruments. Hm hm~ ">You spot the newest bodies>Pull the drawers>Moob>Blake>Derrick>oof>This is>Awful>Moob is just full of holes>His fucking head is held together with staples>Blake is a zig-zag>You don't know what's wrong with Derrick>He looks fine>Just>Still>Sleeping>Then you snap!cont
>>2935006>>2935006>All their eyes open>Derrick leans up>His brain stays on the tableA: "I-...I'm sorry boyz."Moo: "UUUAahhHHH!"B: "HRCK! KKRRhhHReekkkk."A: "You didn't belong wrapped up in this."L: "Anonymous.">You turn>Luna is posing like a tiny pinup model>She has a skull-opening saw held up like a fireman's poleL: "It's suits me.">She dig the body butchery>Loot the Whole morgue?>Or>Just Get your friend's souls and go?Also.What do when you leave this place?>Investigate the Crime scene (You know it was near your old house)>Go home to rest (and organize your new ventures, along with check on all your babies)or>Whatever you damn well come up with>You're sleepy>Covered in your blood>Still>You're starting to get used to being the strongest one in the room.What do?
>>2935014>Just Get your friend's souls and go?>Investigate the Crime scene (You know it was near your old house)Or are we still going to go for going around and healing people?
>>2935014>Loot the Whole morguePretty much only because Luna's really getting into it. Might as well.>BothHow about we just get some skellies (Maybe Susan too if she wants) to do the investigatin' for us while we go rest?
>>2935014>L: "It's suits me."Mom plz, it does, but this is hardly the time for more confusing feelings that make my willy go big. Let's loot the whole place. And then, let's TRY and see what happens if we use inverted sleep on ourself. If that gives us a shot of rest or wakes us up without the need for sleep, then we can do things without resting. I still wanna check up on our babies regardless. I just wanna skip the part where we sleep for god knows how long. Ain't no rest for the wicked.
>>2935014Get the souls AND loot the morgue. We never cared about other people bodys before, no reason to start now.THEM AGAIN, in the morgue, bodys still go somewhere. Is best we take our friends soul and get bodies from a morgue in another place, another country preferable. And go to sleep. We had a fucking long day.
>>2935014>Loot the Morgue But only our bois bods and the equipment as a gift to Mom >Go home, organize, go the heck to sleepExhausted and down 50 hp does not a Eldritch Boy Detective make
>>2935014>Just Get your friend's souls and go?But, make a note to loot a morgue elsewhere. Don't shit where you eat. We are going to be the first suspect if the bodies go missing and I don't want to alienate anyone for stealing the bodies they are going to make a big deal about.Also, make the bodies of our friends look nice for their funerals.>Go home to rest (and organize your new ventures, along with check on all your babies)
>>2935014>Loot Morgue.>Go home to rest (and organize your new ventures, along with check on all your babies)
>>2935014>Loot the morge, save their souls>Have luna refresh us for NOSLEEP>Take the boys souls and grab a handful of bones to keep. aphysical anchor>Scene of the crime but scout it with vermin first
>>2935014Just get the souls. Don't shit from where you eat.Mh...We're tired, we're missing 50 HP and it's 2AM.I really want to check out the crime scene, plus waiting until tomorrow might see some of the evidence left there gone.On the other hand, the perpetrator might still be around there... and we're not exactly in excellent condition...Go check the Crime Scene, but have Susan accompany ready at hand with the best of your minions in case trouble arises.
>>2935014>Just Get your friend's souls and go.>Investigate the Crime scene (You know it was near your old house)
>>2935014>Just the shouls>Go home, organize, go the heck to sleepMaybe we can use some of our vermin or less conspicuous minions to scout the place and pick up clues or evidence while we rest up.
>>2935014Take their souls, leave the bodies of THIS morgue because it is a bad idea to get them unless we have consent from their families. However, we can go to Africa again and easily grab more bodies if necessary.We should refresh ourselves and investigate
>Phanta Ray>Not RAYman.
>>2935014>Just Get your friend's souls and go?>Investigate the Crime scene (You know it was near your old house)
Investigate crime scene. Get bodies. Heal the people in the hospital with the blood bank
>>2935115Oh yeah, we were gonna do that healing weren't we? May as well do it
>>2935115The spell doesn't works that way.
>>2935141Yes it does
>>2935150No it doesn't, why does this need to be explained every other gosh darn session? Blood For Blood is an HP based spell. It transfers HP. The actual blood is effectively flavor text. Raw blood does nothing for that spell.
>>2935156This.Like the only way to make it work is to raise dead on the blood and we don't know if it'll work as the people who gave the blood will most likely be alive. Maybe got the off chance it'll work on some, but not on all of it.
>>2935156Raise dead for blood slimes.
This was a tight one.>>2935076Like you.You are quite tight, Anon.>Loot the MorgueY6 votesN7 votes>Investigate5 votes>Use Minions to investigate3 votes>Go the fuck home and shleep6 votes>You've seen enough debauchery tonight>You still crave it however>Conflict>ConquestA: "Mom is th-">You yawn>Muscles vibrates and stiffensA: "A way I could just sleep with magic?"L: "There's coffee."A: "No -real- magic...">Luna blows an apparated cup of joe free from steal as she admires her reflection, then yours in the blade of a bone sawL: "You need rest. So you'll have it."A: "I-...I feel guilty."L: "For needing rest?"A: "For taking it. When there's so much to do. So much...fuck.">You throw some instruments off of a table>Snap your fingers>Blake, Moob and Derrick all drop back onto their gurneys>THEIR SOULS ARE NOW IN YOUR WAND>You Pop a tooth out of each of them>Fine anchors for when you want to try and bring them back>You slide the teeth into your back pocketA: "Now I'll just loot the place a-">You fall on your face>Into Moob's...moobsA: " PHWAH! ECH!">Gross>You have man-tiddy fat in your lip>Also you just fell alseep out of sheer limit break exhaustion>You drag yourself off of Moob>SpentcontAlso: BEHOLD THIS BEAUTIFUL ART! A DISCORD FRIEND COMMISHED IT! OUR LAD! OUR MESSI LITTLE TRASH COLLECTING ANGEL!
>>2935172>>2935172>Luna grabs your scissorsL: "So we only take what's ours?"A: "We c-...we can totally just loot some -OTHER- morgue."L: "That we can.">SHHHHRIIIIIP>The Portal leads home>To your dirty little bathroom>Stacked to the roof with Zombie bodiesA: "COme on. Move. MOVE.">You're not sure wether you're commanding them or you>Still>You hop into your RAISE DEAD FORM>And Move they doA: "Hm...">THE HOLE is noticeably bigger>Even with your new giant worm being gentle>He prolapsed the gate between your Universe and Luna's>You examine your bony handsA: "This form needs a name too."L: "Anonymous.">You turn to Luna>Who is also a skeleton>A tiny little Sugar Skull in her same fancy hatL: "There isn't any space between matter."A: "...and?">Luna takes pause>Absorbs your flatness>Then continues>As you float upwards>To your home>Zombies climbing on the back of Dusty>Your new Giant Worm>Up to the flying castleL: "Even at the smallest level. All matter is connected. Even the "space" between quarks and sub molecular strings...is filled with energy. It connects everything. Nothing is separate. Nothing is unique. Nothing in any universe...but yours and mine.">You make it through the doors>Your new dead slobber over everything>Especially the Werewolves>Bow is asleep in the Garden>You can tell because Entropy and Olson are asleep next to him>They dream loudly>Susan is asleep in the throne room>Splayed out on your beanbag chair>Ice cream tub in her lap>Wondervon is working>StillA: "Can't sleep?"W: "I sleep in 2 hour intervals vis 4 hour periods of activity."A: "Fuckin' hole niggas I swear.">As you go upstairs, leaving your BONE FORM>The zombies politely arrange themselves into piles before becoming meatcont
>>2935176>>2935176L: "Individuality is a trick."A: "..."L: "Unless you are the only consciousness in your universe. You cannot be a truly singular creature."A: "..."L: "I became one.">You hit the pillowsL: "So could you.">DarknessSET THE AGENDA FOR YOUR MORNING>You do have school today>Your phone is blowing up with notifications about Justin's health>About the funerals for Moob and Blake and Derrick>Your enemies are still out there>Toffee and his assassins>Ludo and his Monster Army>You have a Party to crash this Friday>Luna's Spells are still waiting for you to reclaim them>Your Army has grown>Wondervon has left a note>Informing you he needs MUCH METAL to handle his current projectsHe can either...>Finish your Flying Bike for the Partyor>Get Your new Giant worm off of your WILL statHe would need a big fat pile of metal to finish the other project in a timely manner>Bow is asleep next to your bed>He is still HUGE>His leaves look healthy>Entropy drew a picture of himself getting blown by Sabrina on Bow's Ass with Crayon>It's all so splenderous>Where to even begin?What do?
Get Wondervon to handle both of the projects.We can secure the metal needed by going to an Airport Boneyard.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aircraft_boneyardWe also need to start sweeping various mass graves to build up a backlog of skeletal army for Wondervon to get through.
>>2935180>Skip school.>Tell windy to get the worm.>Go grave rob the catacombs real quick.>Ask the cops what they found. Offer to awnsers their questions in exchange.
>>2935180Get the freaking worm off of our WILL, we can improvise a better entrance. Let's do the usual and go to school, maybe the killer of the bro's will show up there. Also socialize with pals like Janna and Sabrina.
>>2935180>Go to school, nothing good happens at school and that JUST what we want. The fucker will come, and we'll get him there.>Send Susan to lead an army back to Australia to grab cars and junk scraps.>and also to loot a morgue.>Wondy should work on the worm first, wee need our Will.
>>2935180while the bike is good and all, getting that worm off of our Will is more important. It is our biggest Stat and our greatest strength
>>2935192Steal military metal I guess yeah.
For mass graves and stuff, the La Brea Tar pits, the Sedlec Ossuary and the Catacombs of Paris are a good start.Ask Luna about that Werefat Potion we mentions so long ago, we can use the power.Also don't go to school. Shit more important needs doing.
>>2935203Less military, more civilian. Most planes retired are from airlines and stuff.
Mk. We need to skip school. We're running out of friends to die.
>>2935172das loodAnd for the name of the skeleton form I think there's only one choice MYAAHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVppuv9Pcqk>>29351921+
>>2935203I'll support these >>2935192>>2935195We could mind message Janna and Sab about coming along for the skeleton takings
>>2935166I don't think that would work, though I ahve to admit is something I hadn't thought of.Even Blood Slimes need souls to animate.Trying to anime the blood from a blood bag won't work unless you already have a soul you can put on it because the original owner of that souls is still alive and has their soul in their body.>>2935180>Worm takes priority. It's an Investment.>He should also take a look at the containment weapon we took from the MiB. We need to have a backup plan for th Party incase things go sour, and I think this device might give us a hint as to what.>We need to investigate the Crime Scene before the evidence it's gone! Otherwise we might not pick essential clues on who was it.>Maybe we can do it on our way to school? Though if we do we're sure to be late.Maybe we can send Susan to check for us on school things just for today? Or maybe that'd be a bad idea, considering Star's there....>We have enough bodies for now. I think we should focus on metal gathering>Metal we can maybe obtain from a scrapyard, like >>2935192 suggests.>And yes we need lotsa metal for many projects.>We need to obtain some UV floodlights for both Bow to keep his plants healthy in the Hole and for setting up the Greenhouse ready for our plants.>I'm sure Luna will love them.
>>2935180heres my plan 1) wake up early so we can get metal as per >>29351922) don't invest much time into it, get what we need and GO, if the school's opening time is close, we then need to portal what we can back into the hole and go to school (we can probably get the rest after school)resources should go to the giant worm,3) GO TO SCHOOL (if we are still injured we can go to the school clinic if need be).after we get all of that done we need to make counter plans against the monsters as per>>2931986
>>2935180Take a shower you blood covered boy.Check phone.Change Star Walking forms name to>>2935076Name bone form:Doots for the dead, Mr.Dooter, or Undead Piper. Whatever is best. Get Luna's feed back.>Get Your new Giant worm off of your WILL statAnd then use it to gather more metal.Clean off the drawing Entropy made on Bow. No drawing on pets.Take Sabrina's advice about taking care of Entropy.Make a vermin swarm and have them scope things out.Investigate the Crime Scene with some undead animals that can pick up smells and such. Make a new vermin swarm.
>>2935254You know, yeah let's deal with Entropy. Or else he'll become a massive shit
>>2935180>Wondervon needs metal and needs hands to do it and we need our Will stat back before anything>Ignore school and funerals. Justin is the only one that knows about us and he knows we are doing our best>We need hands. Raise the dead from the catacombs in Paris, we can have the skeletons loot all the ancient shit down there for us>Use the Bonebois to salvage all the metal from airplane and train graveyards around the US. Use wikipedia to find them all>Get the worm off our dick then make vermin swarms to find Rattlesnake Jake or whoever hit our boys. Its likely they expect us to revisit the scene and the car accident was bait.>Contact Janna and ask her for help getting revenge on the people that hit our boys>After that we find out who sent this fuck.
Take the time to text love, and text our biomom and let her know we are alright.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2935180Rolling Wisdom to see what we think is the wisest course of action.Also, adding:Get Wondervon's feed back on what he thinks the best project to work on is and follow our advisers advise.
>>2935261> Here is where we get the metal we needhttps://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/classic-cars/g6388/a-haunting-tour-of-the-worlds-largest-junkyard/>Here is where we get the bonelads we need. Using Skeletor form we can get them all https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/paris-catacombs-180950160/6-7 million to be precise
Also I suggest we call the Skeleton form Unending March, Grim Return, Dread Piper or Ghoulraiser.
>>2935223This works for me, especially since my image of anon's raise dead form has a hood and cloak made from muscle tissue, for that classic grim reaper look
Also we should spend some time working on a undead type specifically built to make shit as Wondervon commands.Hands for days, some with great strength and some with dexterity, some with tools fused to the end, intelligent enough to follow precise orders and functions. Just so we can get some Willless undead built more quickly.
>>2935180>Go to SchoolWhat even is school? It blew up and was undergoing repairs. And if shits hunting for us, that's where it would look. >WVSupporting metal acquisition from this >>2935192 with the hope of completing both>Minionsinvestigate crime scene. Use inconspicuous ones.>UV lightsSupport, but is it something we gotta buy/acquire after the fact? Maybe something oscar can give us some info on?
>>2935286Sorta like this but more arms.
>>2935290>>2935192Dude there is more metal in the car graveyard but we don't have enough bone boys for either. We need to be in and out in less than 60 seconds. Raising the paris catacombs gives us 6-7 MILLION BOIS. We can raid it and be done in moments with that many people. A tide of bone that just grabs it all, tears it up and takes it back into the hole, like a swarm of Army Ants.
>>2935312Yeah, do the Catacomb clean up first, go raise dead form and gather as many bois as you can before invading the car graveyard or whatever.
>>2935315Remember too there is an insane amount of hidden shit there or rumored to be there. Treasure, lost alchemist labs, caves, cults all sorts that the wave of dead can flush and bring to us in the hole.
>>2935300Some others representations
Car graveyard seems good and less noticeable.
>>2935180If we need rats for swarms quickly we can buy or just steal them from a place like https://perfectprey.com/frozen-rats/
>>2935180or hit up a pound for the animals they put down.
>>2935348This. Undeath is a Mercy compared to that shit.
>>2935180>>2935348Can and will support this along with >>2935192
Rolled 3, 4, 8 = 15 (3d10)>Anon>You're a dangerous creature>Frighteningly powerful>Devastating in your creativity>So why>Do you always>Get your ass kicked>Why do you always have to lose?>Why do you have to get even?>These thoughts roll through your head>After a quick shower>With Muscles really helping get all your bloody bits out>You're at the breakfast tableW: "I am zick of zis zummoned food. Ve need meat.">Luna summons some steaming meatW: "I vant meat zomezing DIED vor!"L: "You have -no- idea how many died f-"A: "Cheryl.">The Skeletons drop Cheryl down on your table>Still crippledA: "Hello Cheryl."C: "Ello!"A: "How is being dead?"C: "Banger, to be honest. Me moigraines are gone!"A: "First. Fix her legs.">The Skeletons look to each other>Then they grab Cheryl's crooked Hooker-legs>Then pull>CRACKSNAP!>She stands>Looking...>HumanA: "You buy groceries.">You hand her one of your old notebooksC: "With wot money?"A: "Mine.">You hand her your debit cardA: "You take notes for me. You organize."C: "Alroight!"Su: "Dat sheems...bowing."A: "What. You wanna date her?"Su: "I'm not into Powigamy.">Susan snickers as your concrete glare slowly puts her back into some mannersW: "Zo...I vas informed. Of lazt night."A: "Finish the Worm."W: "...">You are very shrewd todaySu: "Awe we going to schoow?"A: "No.">You get up>Turn away from Susan for a little while>You fold your hand and Muscles' behind your back>As you walk to one of the windows>You look down at your little world>Empty>Vast>BeautifulA: "You and the skeletons are going to check the crime scene. Then go to school...">You click your tongueA: "Give my best to Justin."Su: "Ok...I uh...what about Staw?"A: "Do what you like.">Susan raises her eyebrowsSu: "I wanna buwwy hew."A: "Heh.">You turn back>Approach the tableA: "I've had enough."cont
>>2935409>>2935409W: "Enough?">Olson looks up from his BunnyCombsOl: "Enough?">Entropy looks up from Olson's BunnyCombsEn: "Enough, Laddy?">Bow comes lumbering in>Lays down, putting his head in your stomach>You pet him as you explainA: "No more underdog rinky dink hijinks. No more losing.">You clench your fistA: "No more getting even.">You slam it into the tableA: "Now. We get big.">Muscles swellsA: "We get STRONG.">He Flexes and then pounds the table as well, sending the other end up into the airA: "He hit HARD!">The table flies behind youA: "We hit fast...before anyone can slow us down.">You speak through grit you've never had in your throat before>Your voice cracks>But>It goes downA: "We rise up before anybody has a chance stop us...then get their necks under our boot.">Something has changed>You're ready>You assume RAISE DEAD form>You are musical Skeletor>Floating Grim Piper>Master of Death>Certainly Not Nice>At least not playing soA: "First. I go to Paris."https://youtu.be/JwL8itFeiucROLL 3 D20S FOR STEP ONE OF ANON'S PLANGETBIGBODY BUNCHESSince he is handling this mission personally. He gets superiority.Susan and them Boiz will roll for their mission to investigate the Shooting.Wondy shall Finish Dusty at home. As you work.
Rolled 19, 12, 8 = 39 (3d20)>>2935419Well shit.
Rolled 17, 14, 5 = 36 (3d20)>>2935419
Rolled 19, 3, 12 = 34 (3d20)>>2935419LETS GO
Rolled 20, 20, 10 = 50 (3d20)>>2935419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfjCj9BAtFEIT'S TIME TO WIN!
Rolled 2, 17, 20 = 39 (3d20)>>2935419things are about to get crazy
Rolled 9, 13, 13 = 35 (3d20)>>2935419Well shit, here we go!
Rolled 12, 4, 10 = 26 (3d20)
Rolled 8, 8, 5 = 21 (3d20)>>2935419LETS DO THIS SHIT
Rolled 7, 14, 12 = 33 (3d20)>>2935419
Rolled 3, 14, 4 = 21 (3d20)>>2935419Lets do it.
Rolled 9, 5, 12 = 26 (3d20)>>2935419
Rolled 6, 11, 8 = 25 (3d20)
Rolled 1, 3, 3 = 7 (3d10)>>2935423>>2935423Our winner...Right off the bat.>19>>2935430+4>>2935431+2>25 totalhttps://youtu.be/OTzdpMbGHww>Under the streets of paris>A single figure walks through the halls>You>Your sockets blazing with gold and pink and green energy>Your hand flies wide>As your cloak overtakes the dead>As they>Hear>Your call>THE STREETS OVERHEAD HEAVE>THE COBBLESTONES SHUDDER>AS YOU EMERGE FROM A SINKHOLE>SURROUNDED>BY THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF SKELETONS YOUR NEW FORM CAN CARRY>In the Castle>Wondervon throws his final switchW: "Ready boyz!?">Entropy has a wrench in his mouth>Two more being held by psychic energy>Olson is anchoring the charge>ZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRT!>The Worm>Awakens>With new Energy>Freeing your WILL StatDusty: "RRAAAHHH!"A: "NYYAAHHHHH!">Your WILL stat is doubled for the purpose of holding Undead19 x 2 = 38>Medium Undead (like Skeletons) are only 1/2 a WILL POINT>You emerge from the Catacombs>With a Swath of boney minions>They HON' in joy>As you parade through the streets>76 more bodies>Each carrying another set of bones>Or lost silver>Looted weaponry> +100 bodies to the machine> + $20,000 in French Silver and artifacts>Total Victory.A: "Now...for the LOOT.">SHHHRRIIIIP!ROLL FOR YOUR RAID ON THE AIR BASE!3d20s ONCE AGAIN!This roll will determine your measure of success.Those protecting the site will roll against...But what hope could they possibly have?
Rolled 6, 18, 13 = 37 (3d20)>>2935525AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2935525LETS NOT MESS UP
Rolled 12, 6, 19 = 37 (3d20)>>2935525
Rolled 8, 17, 15 = 40 (3d20)>>2935525
Rolled 19, 6, 6 = 31 (3d20)
Rolled 3, 18, 5 = 26 (3d20)>>2935525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmBJwfM-c4AGO! FLY! WIN!
Rolled 3, 3, 2 = 8 (3d20)>>2935532FRIG
Rolled 13, 14, 9 = 36 (3d20)>>2935525SkeleTANG
Rolled 8, 16, 4 = 28 (3d20)>>2935525
Rolled 7, 17, 2 = 26 (3d20)>>2935525
Rolled 20, 1, 8 = 29 (3d20)>>2935525MOAR MOAR MOARMINE MINE MINEHAVE THE BONE BOYS CART MORE BONES A BONANZA OF BONES
Rolled 13, 7, 15 = 35 (3d20)
>>2935531>>2935531Another early winner...>18>>2935554+2>20 totalhttps://youtu.be/9sjWU5dGcGI>SHHHRRIIIIIIP>A portal opens>Just outside of an Airplane Boneyard>Somewhere in the midwest>Nothing but fields on all sides>The security guards see it>They peer at it curiously from their little station>Their codelocked gate>In their little mindsG: "Issat some kinna aurora borealis?">Then>You come>SKELETONS>NEARLY A HUNDRED OF THEM>COME THROUGH WITH CANDELABRAS>SWORDS>CLUBS OF THEIR OWN BONES>SOME WITH HELMETS THEY SWING LIKE BUCKET-CLUBS>SOME WIELDING ANOTHER WHOLE SKELETON>The guards try to rally>They fumble with their walkie talkies>Grab for their pistols>SMASH>You can see their rollA: "Twelve."L: "Twelve?">You flash to them in your skeletal gloryA: "TWELVE!?">They get 12>Boney labs come into the window you broke like a tidal wave of calcium>They ravage their way into the yard>They strap on abandoned jackets>Leather helmets>Some even recognize the machinery>They leave the guards in a KOed heap>Steal their guns>Their shoes too+2 sets of nice shoes+ 10,000 UNITS OF FUCKING METAL>With enough to put together several flying machinesL: "You've done it."A: "They'll see this."L: "Your government?"A: "Yes.">Luna chuckles>The Skeletons down below dream of pink BaguettesL: "What are they going to do about it?"cont
>>2935604>>2935604contANONYOU HAVE MADE POWER MOVESA SINGLE TEXT APPEARS ON YOUR PHONEMESSAGE FROM UNKNOWN NUMBER"We need to talk. You've gone too far."-Agent EXA MENTAL MESSAGE REACHES YOUSu: "So I went back to shoow."A: "Uhuh."Su: "You missed Detention."A: "..."Su: "Skuwwnik seemed supew ok with it...but appawently the powice are hewe?">The Cops are looking for you againA: "What did you find?"Su: "At the cwimescene? Cops. We had to wun owe they wewe gonna awwest me."A: "Would they?"Su: "Do we need the heat fwom me beating up a dozen powiceman?">Damn>Still>Your army has SWELLED>Your bodies are piling>Wondervon has enough metal to do so much>Accomplish SO MUCHW: "I...need more hands."A: "Thought of that.">You present Wondy>HIS ASSISTANTS>AN ABOMINATION ENTIRELY MADE OF FRENCH HANDSA: "This is Pierre.">The ball of arms wavesA: "I made him for you.">One of the hands is smoking>Muscles realizes>He needs>To get a cigar>Only one Question nowWhat is the next move, Anonymous?Where.Do we go.From here?SESSION END!For now...NEXT SESSION THIS SATURDAY!7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!A WHOLE NEW OVERLORD OF A BOI EMERGESThanks to them Patron Pals.Especially Acid, Ark, Comf and Bawk.Here's this month's Character sheet. Baby Entropy!Check the thread for...>Discord>Patreon>and Twitter linksSee you next Saturday.Stay BlesstLove,Questhttps://youtu.be/e4OvA06bVi4?list=RDfygutp-zA4E
>>2935608Excalibur can wait. We need to deal with this killer ASAP. We're geared up and ready, there's no better time to fight him now. After that we can talk with EX. And then we can send a "you're welcome" to the police people. THEN we can focus on our arrival to the party. Speaking of which, what day IS today? A school day, obviously.
>>2935608>"you've gone too far"Bitch we just getting started. Three options, Support me, Get the fuck out of the way, or get ready to get drafted into the Skeleton Army.I cannot be KilledI cannot be StoppedI just wanted to sit around and eat tendies but now I gotta throw these hands.
>>2935608So we need to text excalibur this.>A hissing snake monster with a machine gun and anti elephant bullets just shot a bunch of my friends to death in attempt to get at me.>It was either Ludo (who the gov is allied with)>Demons (who you hopefully are no longer allied with)>Or Toffee (Who you are also hopefully no longer allied with)>I find myself wondering if you sold guns to monster Al-Qaeda and he used them to shoot up American citizens. Again.
>>2935688King Castle Form (Inversion Spell)>>2935693Cruci-Crusher (Cruci-Crush Spell)>>2935698Bloodfeast (Blood for Blood Spell)>>2935702Massacre (Massacre Wave Spell)>>2935707Bansh-Ree (Mind Scream Spell)>>2935717Phant-o-Ray (Starwalk Spell)>>2935722Skeletor (Raise Dead Spell)
>>2935738>>2935722>>2935717>>2935707>>2935702>>2935698>>2935693>>2935688>>2935683Now this.This is Byotaful.I give you the italian Finger-Kissu.Thanks, fren.bless
>>2935608>MESSAGE FROM UNKNOWN NUMBER>”We need to talk. You've gone too far.">-Agent EXSays the fuckers that are treating with LITERAL monsters. Fuckin’ whatever, chief.
>>2935430Jesus fucking christ
>>2935890Someone on your side has given monsters high caliber machine guns. Check news regarding the car shooting. [Picture of boolet]Needed to catch your attention
>>2936014I dont think the car shooting was MIB. MIB was there and saw us respond. They hoped we would keep quiet but mobilizing for war forced the councils hand and they ordered the cops to bring us in.We dont usually take innocent life so using the cops is a good way to get us to come quietly. They last time they showed up with troopers things got ugly.Excalibur is working some bizzare thrid angle which I think is him using us to kill the existingncouncil and let him take over but the logically ends with him trying to kill us. Only way for him to secure power would be to remove what got him there in the first place.Its a huge ugly political nughtmare but we need the MIB off our ass. We have too many fronts in our war, Ludo, Toffee, MHC, MIB. MHC we can diplomance, Ludo is just monsters if we kill him now before he arms up. Toffee is a massive unknown but a constant harassment. The MIB is another unknown but is about to go hostile if we dont act. Nornal life is over for Anon. A pleasant dream but school is just a liability now and normie friends will just die. We can maybe count on Star, Marco and Janna to help protect the homefront and we should talk to them about that.Priorities have changed, we need ro get big and loud fast because we pinged everyones radar.
>>2936773>Normal life is over for Anon. A pleasant dream but school is just a liability now and normie friends will just die. We can maybe count on Star, Marco and Janna to help protect the homefront and we should talk to them about that.You know, I hear what you're saying but this cuts right to the questions of why we fight. Possibly why we even care about this Quest at all. If we decide to completely forego Earth, its characters, and all of Anons friendships and social links therein to do nothing but focus on smashing big bads and growing his empire, I can honestly say this Quest would have lost a key component of what kept me around for so long. I love interactions we have with the original characters from the series, as well as the way Quest has breathed life into them beyond what the original series provided them. It's what anchors this quest as "Star vs Quest" as opposed to something like "Interdimensional Necromancer Quest".I want you to notice that I didn't say "you are wrong" anywhere in there. There are problems and challenges we must face now, this is correct. But I simply believe dismissing our Friends, Companions, and Allies because we believe them incapable of helping is flawed. One of the guaranteed ways to lose your friends and become isolated is to basically ghost them out interaction, which seems to be the impression that we left Janna with.Speaking off the cuff, I think we could convince a number of our friends to join us on this. If school is no longer a place where we can meet them in peace, why not make them a place to meet us in peace? Why not offer them the opportunity to fight back against all the weird shit they've been basically forced to just suck up and endure over the past year since Star showed up.The school's already in ruins, and we're unsure exactly how classes are supposed to continue, so the standard defense of "stay in school for my future" gets thrown out the window or has a flimsy defense, particularly when there has been a killing of students that has just occurred. This should mean the general reception should be more open to the suggestion of joining us. Justin has a very clear reason of justice and revenge for Blake, Moob, and Derick to join on us our journey. Both Janna and Oscar were never really one for school in the first place anyways. Sabrina's always dreamed of a life beyond the ordinary, filled with fantasy and magic. Even Jackie may look around and judge that what we were doing is necessary to keep peace/chillness at home, and decide to join. Heck, I bet Anon could even persuade Skullnik with her Troll-like strength and constitution if he could offer her a competitive salary and benefits beyond what the school is currently offering.At the very least, we should offer them the opportunity to join us and all the rewards that can come with it, before we piss off to go take care of business.
Rough news, friends.>SEE PICI will see you all Sunday.