Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGearsask.fm/BlueLarroTali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bCTali's Notes: http://pastebin.com/XW3TrhfRQuest Log: http://pastebin.com/N1XaEFB9Journal Entry #34: I've learned a lot the past few days. Most important of all, bringing new life into the world is a big responsibility. Sometimes people are not ready for this.That's how you end up with murder golems.Professor Ryuko has been dying to see me, gonna go check out what she wants.
>>287477Hurrah! We're back!
>>287477Are you read to join the LEAGUE OF LILY in their quest to stop the evil Reverse Tali and his Reverse Orb (Who is as Sane as he is Orderly) from stealing the best waifus in the Larroverse!?
"With my rights," Says Ryuko, "As a Dragon Rider, last of Windcrest, I bind the two of you. Tali Elwin and Faelanerium, you two have a link, one as old as an empire and just as sacred. Together you two shall ride into glorious battle and slay your enemies. You shall be capable of destroying all in your path.""....""Do you accept?"How does this kind of stuff keep happening to me.
>>287504Accept Tali! Then you're Dragon Married and can get on with the Dragon Honeymoon! Also didja buy presents for Shen and Fael?
>>287504Just accept it, you racist elf.
>>287504Make sure it's alright with Fael that you're seeing other people who are much more you-sized. Although when we do that shrinking spell..
>>287504Accept the holy matrimony
>>287510Til death death never do us apart.
>>287504DO IT!OTHERWISE YOU WON'T FULFILL THE TIMELINE
>>287504>How does this kind of stuff keep happening to me.I know, it's great isn't it! We give the best advice.
>>287504Stop being so racist Tali and say yes
How can you even try to deny that cute blush. Accept!
>>287521Are we living in the darkest timeline?
>>287534No, we're living in the one where Tali gets married to a Dragon.Also, I'm pretty sure there's a MAQ universe where everything is on fire, so at least we're not them.
>>287534Well, if all goes according to plan. Having Tali link up with Fael is just the first step.
>>287539WHY DOES IT BURN AAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>287504Are we going to kiss our dragon bride? Hope you've been building up your poison immunity, knife-ears.
>>287547We must show Racist Elf all the wonders of alternate universes.Even the one containing Angriest H-elf
>>287504Give her the tongue knife ear
>>287504Now fly off into the sunset with empty cans tied to her tail.
>>287504Did you bring Vaisi as a witness? She wouldn't have much of a choice.
>>287477>Touch Fluffy Tail
>>287504Well Tali, this is the future you chose.
I'm not upset or anything.Just..This is not what I expected.At all.But, still... I guess it's pretty cool."Uh... Yeah. I accept.""And do you, Faelanerium?""Yes!""I now pronounce you Dragon and Rider. You may now exchange gifts with your new Dragon and her mother, Shenenirium."Gifts..?
>>287623Give us to her.
>>287623We told you to buy them something, Knife Ears. Now you're right fucked, and not in the pleasant Ceera thumb way.
>>287623The shrink spell that Gears gave you!Alternatively your dick.Regardless, tell her that it's a dick move not to tell you about gifts in advance.
>>287623Everyone so far is thinking too small.Shrink her, and give her your dick.
>>287635To be fair, she'd probably counter with "You should have realized you'd have to give them stuff since they're dragons."
>>287623Don't we have loot from 99c whole beach excavation?
>>287623Give her the shrink spell.
>>287643sold off the the good stuffand you want to give the mom beach junk?
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>287623Shrink Fael and have some 'fun' with her!
>>287648They are dragons they want quantity over quality right?
>>287648which means we have MONEYMONEYMONEYcash and shrink spell, elfboy. do it.
>>287623You have artifacts, just give her something.
>>287653Let's give her green orb! Nothing bad can come from giving a dragon the power to grant her wishes, right?
>>287623Hmm. You could give her a Fael sized puppy.
>Tali goes over to Ryuko and pulls her aside."Gifts?""Yeah. You have to give something to your new dragon and her mom. Usually a gift representing things they love to collect. It's tradition. C'mon, I told you all about this.""No, you didn't.""... I didn't? Huh... I guess I must have been too excited about everything... Uhm..." She turns back to the pair of dragons. "Tali has forgotten his gift in his room. So... He'll go and grab that real quick and be right back!">She pushes him ahead and out of the cave.>Tali runs off, his armor clanking with each step.Oh boy.Alright, what should I get her?
>>287688A jar of your syrup, straight from the source. She'll love that!
>>287686>>287688Err, what does Fael like to collect. Tali is a cute thing, so maybe those. If so, puppy. You just didn't bring it because you wanted her to pick her own. Or maybe some manner of mega hamster?
>>287688HURRY HURRY HURRY YOUR ON THE CLOCK BEFORE ANGRY DRAGONS COME FOR YOU
>>287688What do you even own, Tali? Your dignity?Oh, wait.
>>287688Give her the now tamed book that we got from Vaisi.
>>287688Tali, go to 99c, see what she has. Fael seems to like anything shiny, or with Value. I dunno what Shen likes.
>>287695Capybaras are pretty chic this season, I hear.
>>287688The shrink spell or one of your useless orbs.
>>287688Ninety-Nine surely has some nice shiny artifacts in stock.
>>287688>>28772399c will save us!
>>287688Remember that shooting iron that you got from that one dungeon and completely forgot about? That might work.Also, I got you some spells.
>>287738We're not giving up our Gun. We need that so we can rain electric death from atop Fael.
>>287688Didnt we find another inferior orb recently?
>>287698Wow, orb... Wow. I still have my dignity, you know...>>287700They both like the same things. Anything shiny or sparkly or rare.>>287696I'm hurrying!>>287716I like my orbs! I'm not sure if she wants a spell, though... Can't collect that, really.>>287723>>287729>Tali goes to the Ninety-Nine Copper shop. It's owner is standing there, same expression on her face as usual."Welcome to the Ninety-Nine Copper Shop. What can we do for you, Boss?"
>>287743We don't need a gun for that.
>>287760Pat her head.You know you want to.
>>287760Come inside her store, Tali! Through the rear entrance preferably!
>>287760We need an artifact that would be good enough for a Dragon and/or her daughter, FAST!
>>287760Ask for the shiniest artifact she has.
>>287760We need things dragons like to collect and Stat!
>>287760Huh? i thought we were a fellow manager When did she start calling us bossAnd why is she manning the desk? where's the golems
>>287760Hug 99c Copper and then ask to see her stock of Rare and Shiny Artifacts. Also ask her if she'd like to come to a Dragon Wedding.>>287761The gun makes us look cool as we do it though. If we get a pair of aviators and something to play Danger Zone on repeat, we'd be invincible.
>>287760We need two artifacts that look good in a pile of alms! Or make said pile look better & bigger!Our max budget is <insert tali's funds>.
>>287760Something rare and shiny, stat.
>>287781We are willing to take out a loan if we need to right? Better in dept than eaten by our dragon/her mother.
>>287760>I need a gift, ASAPAlso Tali, take a step back and think about your current situation.
>>287688Give Shenenirium the collar. Ensure she wears it.CONQUER THE SCHOOL
>>287760GREAT IDEA!GIVE HER 99c!
>>287760The water cannon! For cleaning and being a large shiny artifact.
>>287793>Tali reflects on recent and past events.>Tali is starting to feel overwhelmed by it all.
>>287859Curse the old man out loud!
>>287859There's nothing wrong with having an albino hermaphrodite as your girlfriend!
>>287859Why is she winking like that?TALI YOU SLUT!
>>287793>>287853>>287859Great, you went and broke his mind The only reason he functional at this point is cause we trained him to follow our commands
>>287859Tali are you okay? If you're okay yell "I LOVE ALL RACES EQUALLY!" out loud.
>>287875TRAITOR ELF PRIDEWORLD WIDE
>>287859Tali, nobody ever said destiny was easy and we're going to make you into the destiny-est. Just sit back and enjoy the ride and try not to worry too much. Also we don't have time for this shit, you have a dragon rampage to avert. Get moving.
>>287875ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HUMAN LOVERGET OUT OF HERE ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>287859Yes, tali, we know you want to touch vendal's scaly tail, but that's not a priority right now.
>>287878>>287884You can't kick out a voice inside an orb!
>>287859Blame it all on the old man!FREAKY FISH FACTS!: There is a species of Ribbon Fish commonly called the "earthquake fish" in Taiwan because the fish are popularly believed to appear following major earthquake events due to alleged sensitivity to disturbances in the ocean floor. Records of such appearances were made following a 100-year earthquake in Hengchun in late 2006 and in Taidong in 2007, as well as the numerous recent March 2010 sightings along the coast of Japan, but other recorded sightings do not correspond with seismic disturbances.
>>287888YES WE CANWE DONE WEIRDER THINGS BEFORE
>>287894Like kicking the voice out of a book!
>>287894L-Let's not get hasty now!-!We've been through so much together, you know, huh, birds of a feather and all that jazz, r-right?
>>287894Trust me, if a voice could be kicked out of the orb you guys would have booted me a loooong time ago.
>>287898We can get hasty later, after we get the dragon wedding gifts
>>287903But then we wouldn't have the freaky fish facts that everyone loves/hates. They're practically a staple at this point.
>>287859Dammit Tali, stay with us.Controlling a vegetable is harder than it looks
>>287863No, I mean... It wasn't his fault. I took the mission. Even if I didn't have a choice in the matter, really...>>287864................................>>287865>>287867>>287875>>287879......................................Alright, I just need to... Keep it all under control."Hi, Ninety-Nine. I was just wondering if you had some rare or shiny things in stock.""... Are you okay, Tali? You seem unwell.""I'm fine. The items?""Hmm...">She looks under her desk and pulls out a solid lump of what looks like gold and some sort of strap with a clock in the center."I have this shiny thing and this other thing. I don't really know what either of them are. Fifty Alm, please."
>>287912Give her at least 200 and scan the items on your way back.
>>287912You know the drillBring out the nerd to look them over
>>287912This is a job for EXPOSITION ORBBB
>>287912Tali confirmed for fucking Vendal.Buy both!
>>287912Bring out orange and identify them first!
>>287912Oh look, a watch, thats a fancy item. Bring out the other orb to give them a once over.
>>287912give her more then that Tali. AND PAT HER FUCKING HEAD
>>287912Give her 200 Alm, call the extra 150 alm a tip for her being the best. Also pat her head. Scan them with the fat nerd.
>>287912You do have Fifty Alm, right?
>>287912Also, Tali. When your friends ask if you're okay, especially 99c, you can talk to them. It might help the stress.Honestly, if you can get into Gear's private bathroom you should and just relax for abit.
>>287912Scan them, buy them, and while we're here get a holster for your gun.
>>287912Get the nerd orb out!
>>287934We have a few thousand alm, from 99c.
>>287903Your freaky fish facts broke tali will and resistance to our commands
>>287912We need to have a chat with 99c about her inventory procurement. Someday she's going to stock uranium and just keep it in a box under the desk.
>>287945When did we get a gun?
>>287859Don't forget that time you killed yourself making delicious ice cream and then didn't get to eat any of it!Or that time you got your ear pierced by Holly!Or that time you spent a few hours as a girl during that universe hop and had sex with 99g and Tessa!>>287912These things seem... tiny. And probably not especially magical, either. Maybe we should do a quick solo run through a dungeon? That's bound to get us some good loot.
>>287970Hey, 99c's goods are 100% guaranteed.
>>287912Now just buy them and cast your Gigantify spell on the watch and youre set.Ive heard of worse engagement gifts.And dragons love gold.
>>287970We need these gifts a few minutes ago; no time for a dungeon run.
>>287968Or worse, keep undinenip under the desk.
>>287923what is this
>>287996Our beloved IRC channel. I'm in the image! Hello me!
>>288006oh myi never used IRC sadly
>>288029I don't even know how to use it.
>>287912Does Fael even like Hello Kitty merch? I feel like this was brought up once.
>>288029>>288006so i have no blooming idea what it even is
>>287923I did no such thing! Whoever said that is lying!>>287921>>287920>>287925[Oh boy, here I go scanning again! Hmm... HMMM.... One is a lump of gold worth approximately 2,000 Alm. the other is... A watch. The lump of gold is pretty heavy. Would be able to kill someone. Threat Rating: 1The watch is a watch. Threat Rating: 15. Lots of small parts that children can choke on. Hope I helped!]So, seems safe.>>287933>Tali pays her 200 Alm, calling the rest of it a tip. He asks her where she got these from. She said her golems have been doing dungeon runs and got them for her.>He pats her on the head and goes on his way.>>287943Eh... I don't like burdening others with my problems, you know?Also, what is even in gears private bathroom? Isn't it a restroom like any other?We-"Excuse me.">Someone stands in front of Tali."Hello." They say, in common, "I am looking for Tali Elwin. He is a student pretending to be a female and is located at this school. A school for females, of which he is not. He is most likely in disguise to hide the fact that he is not meant to be in this school. Do you happen to know where he may be?"
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>288044Oh fuck, you're about to get killed. CEER CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR DISGUISE, TALI. HAUL ASS RIGHT NOW.
>>288044Trust us Hit this guy with all the COMFY MAKE HIM SO COMFY THAT HE NO LONGER STANDING
>>288044Make your new dragon eat him. Solve this problem right fucking now
>>288044Make him look behind him, then bludgeon him with the lump of gold.
>>288044Nope, never met the guy, although a bunch of students just left for [Insert location on other side of continent here] for vacation, A Talina Elwin went with them. So maybe?
>>288051>>288058Change of plans, first comfy him til he's asleep then smother him with the lump of gold.
>>288044"Ah no, but I'm about to go down and visit someone who might know, care to accompany me?"Lure the notAssassin down to the dragons. And pay no heed to the meta knowledge.
>>288044Lead him to Fael, Give her the gold, have her eat him.
>>288044>Do you happen to know where he may be?He now live on the ground in the middle of the forbidden forest.
>>288044THROW ROCKSLIGHTLY GOLD ROCK BUT STILL A ROCK
>>288044"Lets go ask Faelanerium. She'll be able to tell you."Ceer assassin vs dragon. We didn't get this far by playing fair.
>>288044Tell him this is the Sons of Serin and that he wants the other floating school.
>>288044COMFY HIM AND GIFT HIM TO THE DRAGONS
>>288044Just ignore him, somebody else can handle it.
>>288044> "Certainly, right this way." > Bring him to the dragon ritual> We just found the perfect gift
>>288044Sorry Tali, it just looks like I almost gave you an existential crisis.At least all your friends are 100% able to trust you for who you are with no doubts about your identity or any dark secrets you may be hiding from them!
Its unique How many dragons can say they have an ceer assassin in their hoards?
>>288044>>288112> We're bringing Fael a mint condition Ceer assassin> In the meantime, I think you ought to drop some extra Alm on a Fael sized heated blanket for her hoard. Remember that time back in your illusory room when she was comfy as hell? She was in love.
Ask if he has a visitors pass and if he doesn't inform him that he must leave the premises or we will report him
>>288142We could also get Fael a hoard bodypillow.
"Uhm... We could go ask Faelanerium. She might be able to tell you where he is. I was just on my way over.""Ah, very well. I had a picture of him but I lost it. But, he is an elf. About as tall as you are, with ears like yours, and green hair just... Like... You! You are the elf I have been sent to kill! Prepare yourself, elf, for I am about to kill you with the knife of stabbing! This knife, once used to stab, will stab any who are stabbed by it! Fear it's steel and-"1/3
>>288169More like you stitch a comfy and heating enchantment into the covers that intake her ambient mana while she is sleeping to provide pleasant dreams.
>>288174>Tali uses comfy magic.
>>288174WOWIm insulted that they sent this to kill us
>>288181comfy magic op. nerf pls.
>>288181Touch assassin's ear.
>>288187They tried Still OP
>>288181Well, try not to think about how easily you could do STUFF to this guy, and get them giftwrapped for dragoning I guess.
>Tali picks up the Ceer, who is very light, and takes them to Faelanerium.I'm not sure I can just give people away.I don't think Ceera would like that. But I guess I can have them watch over the guy until we decide what to do.>>288116Why do you do this.---------------------------------------->Tali returns and exchanges gifts with Faelanerium and Shenenirium. The two accept his gift, even if Shenenirium's is too small to be of any use to her, she hasn't seen it before and therefore it must be rare."And so it is complete. You two are now bound.">Faelanerium goes over to Tali and hugs him close, leaning her massive head on his."You're my Rider now."So heavy.Something smells like it's burning.
>>288204don't worry, tali, hair grows back.
>>288204Just the heat of your mutual love sinking in. Embrace it.Also, nothing to do with this, but what sort of hat do you prefer?
>>288204Dragon drool Tali, Shrink her now.
>>288204Hey so, think Fael can imbue your venom teeth with something similar to hers? Also ask if she wants to try that shrink spell thing.
>>288204Go through the Assassin's stuff and take his clothing.
>>288204That's the burning weight of guilt, Tali.>Why do you do this.A history of drunken familial abuse causes me to lash out at others. It's not easy everywhere out there Tali, and I think it'd be good for you to remember that.
>>288204Pet fluffy dragon.
>>288220Give Fael the Knife of Stabbing, and maybe she'll stop melting your face.
>>288204There may be some chemical burns on your scalp, but I wouldn't worry about it.
>>288225That's dangerous, she might cut her finger.
"Alright," Ryuko says, "I'll leave you two to your bonding~ Come on, Shen.">The massive blue dragon walks out with her Rider while Faelanerium grips Tali tighter.Ow...."Hey, Fael, I have a new spell that can shrink you down to me sized. You wanna try it?""Mmm? You really have that?""Yep! So just... Let go of me for a second and I'll show ya."1/2
>>288265Where did the ceer go?!
>>288265>Tali casts the spell on Faelanerium. There is a sharp drop in energy from the mana gem. It seems this particular spell costs quite a bit.>But the effect works perfectly fine and soon the dragon is small enough to be people sized."It worked!" She says, her fluffy tail wagging excitedly behind her. "Now I can go to Tali's school all the time!"
>>288274.. Take her to bed now!Put Syrup in that dragon!
>>288274Hug the cute dragon, Has Ceera what to do about the failed assasin
>>288274Now you can fuck her!But first show her off to Ryuko and Ceera.BUT EVEN BEFORE THAT, check that you didn't become bigger instead, or the world smaller.
>>288274So, is her mouth just naturally those shapes or does she have a bit of shapeshifting magic or something, because those are some impressive oral gymnastics she is pulling.
>>288274>"Now I can go to Tali's school all the time!"I don't think you thought this through Tali.
>>288274Make her taste the tastiest human food, aka, anchovies pizza.
>>288274Okay. Now we should probably throw that Ceer through a portal somewhere.
>>288296>humanWhat the fuck anonELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>288274Bring your dragon to school
>>288274Don't listen to the lewd voices. Take her on a tour of the school, remember to resize her later. This is special not an everyday thing to be done!
>>288274Where's the assassin?
>>288302I mean, they said human FOOD, which honestly I'd eat over elf food. What do elves even eat? Leaves, right? Elf food probably sucks.
Did we take the Ceer's knife away? Because we should probably take their knife away. I mean it sounds useless but being stabbed hurts.
>>288346Fairly sure elves subsist on dirt and sunlight
>>28833510/10Also how did Larro-tan get back on ground?
"Well, not all the time. Maybe every once in a while. This is a special thing.""Special, right.""So, I figured we could go to my class and...">>288311>>288267>Tali looks around. The Ceer is gone.What? They already woke up? That thing usually knocks them out for hours..."Hey, did you see anyone leave this place?""Hmm? No. Are we going to the school?""Uh... Yeah..."Let's keep an eye out for them...I mean, they seem fairly harmless but still.>>288354I have it in my pock-Nope it's gone. Kinda worried now.>Tali walks with Faelanerium back to the school. As they walk he constantly looks over his shoulder, on the watch for any Ceer assassins. None show up and soon they arrive at Petal.>Vendal slithers up to Tali, a smile on her face."Well hey there, Tali. Who's your friend?""Ah, this is Faelanerium. She's.. A dragon. I shrunk her down so she could explore the school"Damn. I am not good at lying. Well, at least it's true. Just didn't add that she's my dragon and I'm a Rider."I see. Well, it's a pleasure to meet you Miss Faelanerium.">The dragon holds onto Tali tightly, hiding behind him a bit."So, are you going to give her a tour of Petal?""Yeah. Figured she'd like to see my classes and whatnot.""Of course.">The dragon pokes her head out."I'm joining the school." She says. "I want to be in Tali's class.""I see." Vendal smiles. "Well, I'm afraid it would be a bit against the rules to let a dragon join. We at Minia are only authorized to accept students that are-"1/2
>>288378Oh snap.>>288383Then that happened.
>>288383BAD FAELflick her forehead. Apologize to Vendal, she's the best fuckin' healer there is, she'll manage somehow. But you owe her.
>>288383Oh, Vendal might be dead. Waifus killing waifus? YOU ASKED FOR THIS, TALI
>>288383Damn it, where is nega tali and her mega milk when you need it?
>>288383ENEMIES FOR LIFE
>>288383OSHITGive her your shirt or something to wipe it off with, and then explain to Faelanerium when it is acceptable to spit acid at people.
>>288383This was a great plan. You are great at planning.
>>288383Awwwwwwwwwww sheeeeeet Tali, you dun fucked up now.Atleast Vendal can get a cool facial scar, I hear chicks dig scars.
>>288383Ground Fael and make her think what she did.
>>288383USE COMFY NOW
>>288383Try a healing spell.I think she likes Vendal.
>>288378>>288383Oh hey, Vendal! Tali, remember to touch scaly tail!http://imgur.com/a/hEEu8
>>288413No. It'll offend Fael and/or stop Vendal from doing stuff to help herself. Alternately, if you want to comfy the acid, sure.
>>288419Well, knowing the artist, this can only go one way.
"......... aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!">Vendal falls to the ground, writhing in pain. She tries to wipe of the smoking acid with her sleeve while her other arm grabs her spell book."TALI! THE SPELL! CAST IT! I'M BLIND! TALI!!! HELP ME!""Oh my god oh my god oh my god!"1/2
>>288442might want to help her out, bud
>>288442LOOK AT THE BOOK, TALIMOVE VENDAL'S HAND SO YOU CAN CAST ITHURRY UP
>>288442Cast the fucking spell
>>288442You should probably hurry up on that spell.
>>288442Didn't you hear? Cast the spell.I mean, for sake, you are like 90% ear, you must have heard her already.
>>288442------------------------------------"Thank you, Tali. You know, I just remember that dragons aren't allowed in Petal Tower. Now, if you'll excuse me.">She leaves....I've never seen her that mad.
>>288460Horry shittu, she was so pissed off.
>>288460She wasn't pissed at you, she's scared, Tali. They're right to fear Fael! All Undine should bow down to their Elf masters!
>>288460Help her relieve her anger.Sensually
>>288460hey, i think that's a downgrade in containment!
>>288460You have to talk to her later and apologize, Tali. With chocolates and flowers to placate her wrath.
Faelanerium, you're fired.
>>288460Oh boy, try Ceera next? The assassin might be headed there. Also please tell me you can copy that super heal.
>>288460Man, she was too angry to parse words properly. You're in trouble now, Tali. You'll make it up to her later, no doubt with your butt. In the meantime:> Fael, you almost killed Vendal.> That's not a good thing to do.> Imagine if someone came up and poked my eyes out.> You'd be upset, right?> She'll probably try to explain that, yes, that's because you are her rider.> You then try to explain to her that while you don't have much treasure, you do have friends.> Your friends are part of your hoard. So if she would please refrain from damaging them, that'd be great!
>>288478Also cast said super heal on your poor hair. I think I can see a bald spot up there.
>>288460Fae should probably stop that before she gets barred from everywhere. We can still show her around root, I suppose.
>>288460That's some anger.When she's so angry that she acts almost calm, that's the eye of the storm.You're in some serious danger.
if we hurt everyone that didn't give us what we want we wouldn't have very many friends.
>>288460HELP HER TALI!
You know, maybe we should have come up with a containment spell for Faelanerium's poison and not just a protective ward for ourselves. Oh well! Kinda late now!
>>288460Fuck, new goal: take Fail to the baths so we can fix her hair while she's still smol.
>>288492Oh god...>>288475I will."... Fael, we need to talk.""What?""Fael, you really really hurt Vendal. That could have killed her. that is a bad thing.""She tried to tell me what to do. No one tells a dragon what to do.""Yes. You are very powerful. We can see that. But it's still not a nice thing to do. How would you feel if someone burned my face?""I would destroy them and all they care for!""Because you don't like seeing me get hurt, right? Well that's how I feel about when someone hurts my friends. And Vendal is my friend. Now, I won't destroy you and all you care about but if you continue to act like this to my friends then I'm afraid I can't take you here anymore.""..." The dragon grumbles for a bit. "... Okay. I won't hurt your friends...""And?""And what?""Are you sorry?""No."...Baby steps.Alright, where shall we take the dragon now?
>>288532Find a Lime stone or something for her to lick so she doesn't leave a trail of acid everywhere.And then go visit Ceera & Vaisi, she needs to know your mates.
>>288532>Alright, where shall we take the dragon now?Gear's laboratory.
>>288532Take her to the dungeons! Let's get her some sweet loot. She'll be able to blast people in the face too.
>>288532Go to Ceera
>>288532Well, if we can't go to Petal Tower, we could show her around Root.
>>288532Tali. What is the green orb doing? This is important. We've established you can build up forces in both directions. You currently have an assassin looking for you. Can we use this to our advantage? Drawing in assassins seems to me as if it would be bad luck, but ultimately might work to our advantage?
>>288532Introduce her to your friends! 99c, Ceera, Lily, Collette, Vaisi, and Lyra and Elizibeth maybe?
>>288581it's about how we feel about it, if running into the assassin is a good thing for us then it will count as good luck.
>>288532Take her to meet Vaisi.Take the collar. Use it to establish obedience in cat-dragon.
>>288591Getting attacked probably wouldn't count as good luck, It is a bit risky though.
>>288532To ceera. Need to talk about the ceera and are engagement to a dragon
>>288581>>288591It's not about good or bad, it's about what we ask for. If we ask for help finding the assassin, we'll have trouble finding an assassin in the future (if we ever have reason to look again), and if we ask for help with being found by the assassin, then the next time an assassin tries to find us they'll have trouble doing so. Which could still be bad, if the next assassin is as blunt as this one about Tali actually being a male elf and as willing to mention it to random people.
>>288609More of a marriage now, isn't it?
>>288364Find out next time on HWLQ
Where is a list of tali's runes? The puush link doesn't seem to work for me.
>>288638I'm more excited now
>>288613I don't think it's that specific in how it functions. I think it's just 'good' and 'bad' essentially, not 'find assassins' and 'not find assassins', although I think we'd have to ask the orb itself.
>>288643No. Bad anon. You can't delete shame.
>>288643Let me know if you want any added at the end of the thread!
>>288649It does seem more specific than that according to what the orb said earlier.
>>288656Breast, Penis, Butt, and Vagina would be appreciated. But then we'd have to go over to anonkun.But for now, just remember to add the darn NOT thing over in the line rules dangit.
>>288655I can delete irrelevancy, pen and paper acquired.
>>288656The yuri rune is missing
eugh, I have other things to do, can't wait until the end of thread or pause or whatever.Totally canon events!http://imgur.com/a/5pOve
Potentially future-canon events.http://imgur.com/a/H2PBe
I guess I'll take her to see Vaisi and Ceera... But..."Fael, I'm gonna make you invisible so you need to be super extra quiet, okay? Just til we get inside the room.">The dragon nods. Tali extends his glamour to the dragon and takes her to the top of Petal Tower. He opens the door to Ceera's door and sees both she and Vaisi are in there. Vaisi grins while Ceera smiles and waves."Tali. What brings you here?" Vaisi says. "Are you and Ceera finally gonna spitroast me while I complain, lying under the both of you, but really I think it's super hot and I'm just trying not to show it? Is that what's going to happen?""He has a dragon here." Ceera says. Tali drops the glamour."Oh. Hey there. You don't know what spirtroast means, right?""Nope." Fael says."Good. Keep it that way. Wait, is this the dragon you were always talking about? Why she so little like?"
>>288716>Still wearing the collarTali, you kinky bastard.
>>288716Calling a dragon little is not an healthy endeavor.Get the healing spell ready.
>>288716Had to introduce the new person to Tali's mates, make doubly sure she understands that these people are double extra important. Now, how about a bath to get to know each other a bit better?
>>288716It's only temporary. Also, there was an assasin in the school, with a knife.
>>288716Tell Ceera about assassin.
>>288716> "Just wanted to hang out and I think someone just tried to kill me. So what are y'all up to."
>>288750The powerful, fearful, almighty Knife of Stabbing
>>288716Because normally she's too big to sleep with, obviously.
>>288716Just introduce them and try not to soil Fael's innocence (yet)>>288656A chaos rune might be fun
>>288716There's a guy running around the school with a knife that knows I'm ELF PRIDE WORLDWIDE and is asking everyone about my location to try to kill me.
>>288775But not so loud that Vaisi can hear you. We don't want more than one person out to kill you.
Need gold? Take individual particles that'll never be noticed, virtual energy from spin that will do nothing, and vast amounts of heat energy!Hell, even vast resorvoirs of magic. Filch all the kinetic energy someone will apply but hasn't observed yet and use it to make them explode.Warning: materials summoned may be extremely hot, radioactive, or unstable. Extra security measures are advised.
>>288716This reminds me. Whatever happened to "The Little Death"?
>>288812>Warning: materials summoned may be extremely hot, radioactive, or unstable. Extra security measures are advised.Lets weaponize this and create a new kind of magical nuke!
>>288823Vaisi is probably wearing it right now.
>>288825I'm still surprised we don't have a magical watcher stuck on us by this point.
"It's just a temporary thing. I used a spell to make her smaller for now and figured I'd show her around a bit.""Ah, I see. She's super cute, Tali.""Yes," Fael says, "Yes I am.""Hey, Vaisi." Tali pulls her aside. "Can you talk with Fael for a bit? I need to tell Ceera about something.""Yeah, sure thing sugar-stick.""Please stop calling me that.""Okay, honey.""No, that's actually super offensi-""You got it, maple tap.""Vaisi. please">She winks and walks over to Fael. The pair move around Ceera's room as Vaisi shows off Ceera's belongings.>While they're doing that Tali goes over to Ceera and explains to her what's going on with the Ceer Assassin."<I knew it... I knew they would come for you... For me. Tali, I tried to warn you. They don't let my kind stay outside for long. They're worried. Worried that I might spill secrets to you about our kind....>""... Well... You did.""<Exactly! Now they're going to kill anyone who I may have spilled them to and then take me back! Tali, this is serious!>"
>>288842They're a tiny adorable Ceer with horns, probably way punier than you~Although they do have a knife that may or may not be an artifact.
>>288842The assassin is right behind you Tali.
>>288825Nuke? I made the uncertainty principle and turned it into a power source. Nukes are too small. We could just arrange for things to simply collapse into a singularity and evaporate, or turn the planet into a neutron star. Think bigger.
>>288842Don't worry about it Tali, the assassin is highly stupid.
>>288842We got him to sleep with comfy magic. We just need to find him again.
>>288842Seemed pretty harmless honestly, so that's unlikely to happen.
>>288853But why would we want to destroy the world?We can't lewd up Vendal is the world doesn't exist anymore.
>>288842but since they are a ceer and we have comfy magic we can knock them out instantly.
>>288842Also Tali, don't forget to hold tightly and some everything will be okay as you look into her eyes, chicks dig romantic guys.
>>288812I don't know how the logic holds up on this one. What's the source?
>>288842They are kind of week looking and easily confused and we have at will TRUE comfy. So while serious it is pretty low level serious compared to say having a pet dragon melt the face off of the Petal class pres.
>>288842They're a bit of a ditz, but they are apparently good at hiding, shrugging off magic, and they have something called the dagger of stabbing.
>>288842Tell her you don't think the assassin is particularly dangerous. He wakes up quick, and has a knife. Maybe can turn himself invisible. You can just tell the staff about him probably.
>>288842I don't think they are actually that competent but they have an artifact called the Knife of Stabbing. Is that artifact dangerous? It has a really stupid name but that doesn't mean much.
>>288881Anything that isn't and won't be observed that exists within time, so what could happen is summoning a ton of gold from a bank vault only to have it evaporate when someone opens the vault.Same goes for past magic theft. The important bit is that energy in potentia can be swiped, shuffled, or deposited in the future so long as it hasn't been noted. Similarly, things like the energy of an entire star can be stolen from ends of the universe, or bizarre stuff like particle spin.Gould have to figure out your own ways of arranging around the core idea to get full use. I'll do a few in a bit.
>>288901Actually, it is called the knife of stabbing, for it is merely a small single-edged knife
"It's fine, really. I mean, I know they're a Ceer but they seemed pretty weak and kinda dumb? So I think it's fine.""<Tali, you don't understand how dangerous a true Ceer Assassin could be...>">>288877>Tali reaches out and holds her shoulder."Don't worry, Ceera. Nothing will happen to either of us. I won't let it.""<Tali...>"1/2
>>288942KISS, MY BOY!
>>288942It's a good thing we melted Vendal's face off earlier. Without that we wouldn't have had access to the super healing spell that is about to save Tali and/or Ceera from the knife of stabbing that is about to appear in their backs.
>>288942knock knock knock>They both look at the door. Tali puts his glamour back up on Faelanerium and goes to answer is."Hello, Tali. It is I, the leader of Petal Class, Vendal the Third, leader of Petal. I have come to ask you to come with me and to talk with me about things. Unimportant things but still things nonetheless. These things will mean you will have to leave this room, which is filled with witnesses, I mean people. Let us go."
>>288951> Comfy magic
>>288951You know Tali, comfy magic is really useful. You should add Fuwa to your harem, she's a full blooded Elf just like yourself!
>>288951>Targeted Comfy NukeI want them catatonic.
>>288951Fael used "Acid Spit"!
>>288951Blast the assassin with comfy again, then ask Ceera if there's a way to kill him without anyone finding out.Turn him into a frog, maybe?
>>288951Tali, that's obviously a awful glamour disguise, comfy the fake for interrupting the moment!
>>288951Comfy Vendal and drag her inside.
>>288951Comfy magic and fael spit.
>>288951I dunno...I think it might actually be Vendal. You should go with him just to be sure.
>>288965Oh wait yeah we could just have our dragon eat him.
>>288951knock them out and have ceera tie them up using secret ceer bondage techniques.
>>288951Okay this one is definitely an idiot but again, their knife might be seriously dangerous. Don't underestimate it. But yeah knock them out. And then give them to Vaisi as a pet.
>>288951Apply comfy magic to "Vendal" and ask Ceera to help you restrain them for questioning.Also tell Ceera that calling them "kinda dumb" was an understatement.
>>288951Don't even bother saying anything. Just cast comfy and look at Ceera reaction to the dangerous "true Ceer Assassin"
>>288951Do i have to say it again?Comfy it and lock it in a cage this time
>>288951So, they keep coming back.Should we, uh, try making them our girlfriend? That seems to work, given our previous ceer experience.
>>288951Comfy him, drag him in, then tie him up with some of that kinky shit that you have lying around the room.
>>288951shank the bitchwith comfydoes anybody else feel like they're helping google plan a robbery when identifying storefronts for captchas?
>>289007Comfy is a max gauge now.
>>288951This is not a friend. You may protect me
>>289018Actually, they just teach their bots how to identify what humans think are signage for Google. They don't need to rob storefronts.Also, Google dystopia when? I might wanna try it out.
>>288881>>288928Done. Remember to properly apply logic to keep time from shattering.
>>289011We already have a girlfriend. Make them Vaisi's girlfriend!
>>289026But it's the same person.
>>289028We have already arrived
>>289038No, we haven't. Where's my fucking Google Glass?
>>289029I believe we've been warned against transmuting things into gold. It's illegal.
>>289052yes, there are gold knights that murder the SHIT out of people that fuck around with gold.
>>289052It's fine, we just have to kill the god who put the law in place that prevents us from making gold. That's how these things work. You can handle that, right, Tali?
yPPSSSSST TALI!! HEY TALIact like you love vendal kiss him make groping remarks talk like you wanted a threesome with her then call vaisi amd fael then rape her/him
>>289052There is no transmutation involved Done correctly we'd be taking gold particles from discrete locations and assembling. Given this can mean gold from the heart of the sun or immerses in lava, you would need to be careful.
>>289073Test his dedication to his mission! Prove whos will is superior!
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>288951>>289073Go for it!
>>289091Sounds too dangerous to use, and might still get us in trouble since it'd screw with the economy.
>>289115Fuck the economy, we must become the Jew
>>289073>>289094>>289099You guys know Tali isn't a rapist right
>>289116the economy getting fucked summons knights to murder us.
>>289118When has that ever stopped the orb from trying to make him into one?
>>289119Okay, so come up with some more combat spells for dealing with Knights, and get Tali to actually take up a workout regimen.
>>289115Which is why I provided reverse entropy and a core idea rather then "summon enough gold to change the planet's measurable gravity."
>>288951>>289073Hang on.We added a Tsundere but Lewd Ceera to your harem by having a blunt Tali flirt with her.Now we have a blunt Ceer and a Flirty and Lewd human. Clearly the best thing to do is have Vaisi seduce the new Ceer! I have only good feelings about this.
>>289119>>289126Meh if it comes to that we could just attempt to take Direct Control over them.
"See what I mean?">Tali casts True Comfy on the Ceer. Suddenly, the illusion shatters revealing... Nothing.>Tali feels a terrible pinch at his side as someone cold slides into him.Ow..."Ha! You have fallen for my trap, Tali Elwin! Now it is I who have the upper hand, I have gained the surprise attack and with it an advantageous position in-!"1/4
>>289131and now Dragon attacks.
>>289131Aand now we have a CeerPuddle after Fael gets angry.
>>289131Tali! Backhand him. Just haul off and smack him upside the head with your Noodle Arms.
>>289131Fortunately, you only need one of your kidneys, sport.
>>289131Tali, you've got armor on. You'll be fine.
>>289131That should heal in about a second.
>>289131>Tali drops to the ground, blood is everywhere."O-oh! Th-that is a lot of blood coming out of you! Uhm... N-no this is not what was supposed to happen, oh gosh. Uhm, are you okay? I did not mean to really make this much happen, it was meant to be a clean kill to make it so you didn't suffer."2/4
Apply kisses and attack during the confusion
>>289157Tali, stand your ass up and make sure this cutie doesn't become a puddle from Fael's Rage.
>>289157Rest in peace, Ceer Assassin. Our Dragon will melt that face right off of you very soon!
>>289157So are all Ceer other than Ceera this dumb?
>>289157WHAT WHYWell at least Ceera can heal you, and Fael can kill the crap out of him.
>>289157Tali you were wearing actual armor right?
>>289157"Ah, here, let me heal it and try again. There, the wound is closed. This time I will make sure I aim for your neck. This is a weak point both of our races share so it should be a fairly quick kill.3/4
use those healing spells you got from those petal lessons.
>>289174CEERA HELP US
>>289174VAISI! Bend her(the ceer) over and go to town!
>>289163If they are, can you imagine how many lives were spent trying to make the Ceer portals like the one under the school?... We may have found the real reason why the Ceer are close to extinct.
>>289174This is the oddest assassin
>>289174press f to pay respect.F
>>289174Those eyes are the eyes of an impending murder rampage.
>>289174"Oooooooh you dun fukn goofed idiot. You're about to ripped limb from limb by Vaisi and whatever is left is going to destroyed by acid from Fael."
>>289174>>289157Now see, here's a boy/girl dedicated to their craft. You could learn a thing or two from them, Tali.
>>289185eye of the storm, soneye of the storm
>>289182There is no way this assassin could possibly have ever produced offspring.
>>289174I like this guy. Shame he's about to be melted/maimed.
>>289174-------------------------------The wound wasn't bad, or deep. It hit the leather part of my armor. And it looks like a normal knife, too...It took everything I had to hold back these guys from just murdering the Ceer.But they still roughed them up quite a bit.>The Ceer is leaning against a wall, looking worse for wear but mostly okay thanks to Tali's healing spells. Especially the anti-acid one he had gained recently.>That helped fix most of the burning."<I see...>" Ceera says. "<This Ceer was an Aelor. Not known for their skills in magic but quite strong. They uh... They usually send people like this out on suicide missions. The reasoning being they'll either succeed or die. Win/Win for my people.>">The Ceer is complaining but the ball gag prevents them from saying much.
>>289206Violate. That. Tail.
>>289206You know what to do Tali.END HIM
>>289208Let the girl violate it first and then use the D.
>>289206Does Ceera know anything about the Knife of Stabbing? Or about brainwashing Ceer that were formerly Aelor? Because I would feel bad about killing this one.
>>289206Time for interrogation!
>>289206So... what happens if they assume that the assassin died? Do they send others, or do they just do their best to try not to think about it?
>>289206Let's see what the Orange orb has to say about the assassin and his knife.I still want to kill him, leaving no evidence. Why do you want him alive, Tali? What twisted things do you have planned for him?...you could hand him over to the headmaster if you really don't want his death on your hands.
>>289206Tali, try molesting that tail and see how they react!Also get orange to identify the knife.
>>289206We should get out of him where he/she came through. May have too seal it or something
>>289206What was all the blood from if the wound wasn't too bad?
>>289206> Remove the gag> Information is valuable> Just make sure they know that any funny stuff and the tail gets it. (ie, we let Fael suck on their tail)
>>289206I don't want to kill him. He's kind of amusing in his own way. Besides, if we kill him then the Ceer win and fuck them.
>>289206"Wow, that's cold. Why would they even go along with that? It seems like a lose/lose situation for them."Okay, so... how do we go about interrogating this person? If we take out the gag, someone might overhear. I think you could use the orb as an interpreter; they probably don't teach disposable assassins how to use their artifacts' hidden functions.
You told us a secret off how too kill ceera ( neck stabbing). You become out friend and we won't ell
It occurs to me that if we somehow get this assassin to report back that you're dead, they will most likely eventually find out you're still alive, Tali. Just like they found out Ceera was too close to you.
Should we fuck him until we turn this ceer into a girl?
>>289206Let us (the orb) interrogate him. We'll get something one way or another
>>289243This has never failed us before!
>>289206I would like to do this. >>289243
>>289230>>289243>>289206Hmmm... Come to think of it. Time for Good Cop, Bad Cop.> Take out gag> Replace the gag with us> Ask it questions while disarming it and we'll get the TRUTH out of it's filthy Ceer mind
>>289206Well I mean he did heal you. Be friendly and point out that he'd probably be more comfy and happy here.
>>289250There is no possible this can end badly.
>>289250why not bad cop, lewd cop
>>289250First we break the mind and body with lewd.Then we add them to the harem and get all the tasty secrets the fun way.
I'm not really into killing things. Or violating things."That seems like a pretty bad deal on his end. Why go through with it?""<I guarded a rock for a long time. We're usually quite loyal.>">>289243>>289248>>289250...----------------------------"Don't do anything terrible."
>>289273no promises Knife-Ear.
>>289273Your horns are really sharp and pointy! I'd like to touch and rub them all day long! I'd love to do some weird stuff with your tail too! Have you ever wrapped it around any phallus shaped objects?!
>>289273[INTENSE MOANING][Vibration on]
>>289273Identify yourself. Identify the properties of the Knife of Stabbing. Submit to our will.
>>289273Hey there cutie. What's your name?
>>289273WE'RE GONNA TURN YOUR BALLS INTO A SLURRY!
>>289273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8fvsbQmxZwI think this is all we're going to need.
>>289273What do the Ceer know about Tali? Why do they want him dead?
>>289273https://youtu.be/-E6ljLSOkbYhttps://youtu.be/EA3N-WjSfmwhttps://youtu.be/Poa-cbsSyZsTell us everything you know and I'll make it stop
>>289273Why were you trying to kill our elf, scrub.
>>289273Hey dude what's with the stabbing fetish.
>>289273Alright buddy, now it's just you and me... and like 40 other assorted, nongendered entities. Now tell us, where are the drugs!Seriously though, the people who hired you did so because they felt your life was disposable. They sent you to a school filled with young men and women to end one or more of their lives for their own selfish reasons.Now, Tali, he's a fuckup, but he's a good kid. He wants what's best for everybody, even you after you tried to stab him to death with the... Knife of Stabbing? Seriously, the fuck is that.Anyway, like I was saying, Tali's a good kid and you can bet your ass he won't hurt anyone if given a choice, but we aren't necessarily good... well, things, and we'll scramble your mind like an egg right here, right now if we think you're a threat to Tali in any way, shape, or form. So, can we reach a compromise here?
>>289273Hello, Expendable Ceer Assassin. This is a pre-recorded message from the Ceer Overseers implanted into every Ceer Artifact.If you are hearing this message, it means you have failed in your assignment.If that is not the case, please present your name, mission, and any information about so we can correct this error and return you to your mission as soon as possible.Thanks for being so Expendable, you matter to us~!
[angry orb noises]
>>289273You are one with us as we lie within you. Join the void. Join us.Also you fucking suck at your job
>>289284NOT LISTENING!>>289285>>289286>>289288>>289290>>289291>>289292>>289299I CAN NOT HEAR YOU!>>289296I will reveal nothing to anyone!Not even my head voices!>>289304No! You will not fool me with your words! They're stupid! I am not stupid which means that I am much smarter than you! Only one who is dumber than you would ever-!>>289308Ah!My name is @!%$&% ^@#$@#, my mission is to kill Tali Elwin and bring the Ceer known as $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~ back to base to have her reconverted. If you could report back to the commanders and tell them that I need backup that would be much appreciated.
>>289273W̶̪̭̱͉̤ͪͧ̇̌̉̀̽ͥ̊́ͪ̎͆̇ͬ͛̽͠͠͡Eͤ̂̉ͯͣͧͨͧ̊҉̡̹̯̳̭͔̪'̡͂̋̀ͭͨ̊͆ͩ͗ͩ̓ͭ̐ͪ̊̏̕͏̼͎͕̙̳̹̹͍̹͚̘͖̥̞̦̖̰̱̙V̞̬͉̳̞̼̜̗͒ͭ͂͆ͨ͒ͧ̀ͪ͌̽̉ͨ̕͞Ȩ̴͖̰̫̱̣͚̩̙̬̝̭ͣ͊̒̒͐̓ͮ̃͊̑ͨ̀̇̇̚͡ ͗ͫ͆ͪ̈̿ͪͣ͌̂̎̅͌ͧ̕͏̵̡̜͓̤̟̩̬̞̗̫͖̰̰͖̤̙̲̫̘̕M̢̡̛̭̳͎̞̙̗͕͓̳̫̭̙͔͆̃̋ͯͧ̂̂ͮ̾̓͝͞Âͪ̒̄̉ͥ̈́͛̂ͣ̓͋͘͏̛̤̯̼̩͙̥̟̦̯̟̫̥͓̯̪̞D̥̰͎̰̤̀ͬ͑̊͐́͌͊̈́ͭ̆ͧ̈́́̽̌̓́͘͜͝E̵̶̳̣̬̭̱̮̘̺͎͚ͤ̌̋ͥ͂͂̇̔͞ͅ ̧͙͙͚̥̯̬̝̠͎̩̭̮̝͕͇̺̆͂ͭ̉̈́̀́S̶̸͖̬̪͇̰̫͈̩͍̣͍̱̖̩̅̎͐̈́͛͂ͯ͗ͦ̎̄͒ͧ͆ͪ͌͌ͧ̚ͅṬ̴̨͓̞̱̭̽̓̉͒ͧ̐͋̈́͑͊͛͌͗͑͞͠R̡̤͎͖͈̭̗̮͉͚͈̺̅ͥ̓ͥ̆́͒̐͌ͣ͒̑̐ͯ̑̚͝O̵̶͖̫̟̻̠̹̻̒̎̄ͤ͊Ņ͐ͧ̽ͥ̄͑͛̆̿̇ͭ̅́̓̔̊ͤ́̿҉̷̼͔̤̣̯͍̣̫̺̜̻͓͉̝͖̖̫̥͢Ǵ̴̴̨̧͉͖̲̻̦͕͖̣̙̱̑ͧ͆̀̌̃̂̓̋ͨ̍ͨ̑̽̾͒ͬͦȨ̶̠̪̜̗̮̝̖͖̠ͨ͊̓͐̿ͩͫͯ͢͡R̵̴̗̟͍̤ͦͨ̈́̔ͫ̐͗̿ͬ̿ͮ̃̈́͠ͅ ̷̶̙͎̜̲̠̤͚̤͔̖̭̺͖͔̳͗̂͂̾ͫ͌ͫ̌ͧ͌ͣ̔̇̆̄ͤ̅̂̀͡͠ͅḄ̴̧̨̙̲͈̻̟͕̞ͫ̒̿ͩ́̚͝Ȅ̵̡͙̣̲̠̥͙͕̤̫͎̣̼̖͎͓̦̙̰̬́͗ͪ̆ͩ̏̇ͥI̴̲̖̣̮͉̱̰̻̤̥̠̘̪͈̣̗̱̞̖͐͒ͪͯ̀̎ͣͧͤ̅͐͊̌ͨ͠N̴̬̲̫̻̠͕̪͓͇͖͍̤̲̮̙͇̠̳̅ͪͮ́͗́͡G̸̨̮̙̰̳̩͎̦̙͍̤̯̟̀ͪͫͥ͐̅͗̕͞S̨͉̠̪̩͊̑͋́̒ͣ̃̇̄̀͒ͮͩ͒͂́͟͢ ̡̥͇̣̫̭̹͈͍̘̓ͧͨŢ̷͎̩̗̹͆̊ͦͣ̚͘͠͡H̟̦̜̤̝͇̟̀͗̈́̂̉̋̑ͮ̐ͮ͜͡͞A̡̛̠̥̤̺̗͕͍̓͗̌ͤ̓ͤ̆̋̑͛̓͒̽ͨ͢͡N̷̨̫̦̭͉̳̘͍̫̋ͭ̑ͥ̒̅ͪ̃̓͊́ ̣̩̟͈͍͔̖̱̗̙̞̪̲̦͓ͧͥ̆̐̓ͧ̔̎͂ͦͮ̈̑̆̉̏͘͝ͅY̴̗̯̞̮͈͕͔̱̝̟͇ͩ̓̊͠ͅÓ̵̵̢̺̼̞͖̗ͬͮ̒̎ͩ͗ͨ̀̈̐̉ͪ͐̉͒ͬU̶͈͎̮͙̭͔̮̼̼̦̙̝̮̞̥̱̫̽́̊̎̆͆͐̉ͣ̔̊ͥ̔̊̀ ̸̢̱̥̠͊ͮ̒̋͊ͥ̈́̀̆ͤ̃͊ͥ̓ͩ̿͠͝ͅO̴ͥ͒̊͑͂ͭͩ̇ͤ̓̽ͭ̋ͩͦ́͑ͥ͑҉̴҉̜̺̞̞̭̪̪̪̥̺͚̰ͅŮ̶̢̠̤͍͈̭̳ͬ̓͐̐̊̂̈ͯ͒͌̀̄ͯ̍ͮ̚͡R̢̨̡͓̳͉̗͇͍̻̱̻̯̃̔̒̓ͩ̑̏ͣ͋ͪͥ̄ͦͨ̒ͅ ͬͫͫ̄̇̏̎̋͏̩̻̦͟ͅB̗̣̻̘̹̯̼͙̊ͪͪ̅ͧͭ͗ͫ͐̑͌ͧ̾̄̚͘̕I̴͑̀ͧ͂́͏̺͔̬̘͕̞͟T̡͈͍͙̘̠̗̠ͧͭͭ̽̈́͗̐̑ͫ̎́̄̒̾̕Ç̷̣̣͎̱̖̼͇̳̗͓̼̐ͯ́ͥ̑̿̒̆ͫ̌͊͟͢H̡̛̭̰͇̯̮̲̬̏̈ͩ̅̓̿ͥͯ͂̒̐͢
>>289322Hm, tell us. What are your thoughts on a syrup-based diet?
>>289322Have you ever considered taking our Elf boy's life another away? And by that, you could be a succubus and drain all of his life force!
>>289273We're going to melt the Ceer straight out of you, kid. You seem like a nice guy who just needs to get his priorities straight. You can start by surrendering your rational mind to us, preferably willingly.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>289322Perhaps I was not clear.Submit to our will.>Seize control.
>>289322To confirm integrity of mission parameters. Recite physical description of: $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~ along with primary return vector.
>>289322WE WILL HAVE MEN FUCK YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A ANOTHER RACE AND A GIRL!
>>289322Hey, how cute are you when you're cleaned up? We talking tomboy looking or?
>>289322We will be sending a message shortly. However this artifact seems to have been damaged. Please submit case file on Tali Elwin, the Ceer $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~ , and the reconversion process. Additionally to verify you are who you say you are you will need to run through the mission process of what would happen upon the commanders receiving word of your obvious failure. Thank for use the blue orb, and have a nice and pleasant day!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>289322ATTEMPTING TO ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL!!!
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>289322A̜̲̫͔̫̼͕͍̦͇͍̙̭̫͙̰̎̆́́͡͝ͅŞ̴̳̤̜͈̜ͤͫͬ̾̓̂̈́ͪ̒S̛͇̪̞̻̘̐ͫ̈́́̄ͯͧ͡U̠̳͖̬͖̳̻͚͓̜̬̰͙̞̹͚̽̇͛̾̋̾͟͠ͅͅM̴̨̮͚͍͎̼̠̣̊ͯ̋̋͆̓̈́́͌̌̉́̚E̷͓̠̤͔͕͈̣̯̻̲̼͉̼̓̓̽̾ͬ̌̈ͩ̊͒̒̚͟ ̷̵̟̙͚͎̭̪͈̹ͣ̇̉͒̈́ͭͫ͋̉̾̀͜D̨̪̬̰̺̝̤̗̖͓͈̠̜̯̰̐͆̊̒͊ͮͤ͑̑͜ͅÍ̢̮̬̲͇̜̺̟̖̱̩̮͈̰̗͊̀͝ͅR̐ͤ̒̑͏̧͈͇̟̺̤̣̬̼̦̩̝̟͖̀ͅE̛͈͎͖̳̳̥̬̪̜̖͒͗͌ͫͫ͗̑̎͊́͊̽ͤ͠͝Č̷̷̢͆̂ͥ̔͆̎ͪ̓ͪ͒͏̙̫̘̞̯T̵̶̡͉̺̝̙̫̱̲͕̮̗̀ͨ̀͑͊ͨͨ͟ ̜̥̱͎̲̼͉̖͉͖̦͈̭̞͚̹̹͇̃̋̽ͬ͒ͧ̓̏̔́̔̚͢͞͡͝Ç̷̵̛͉̥̖̻̻̜̗̤͉̠̭̝̻̦͈̹͓͔̘̓͊͗̇̏̆͡O̓̋̿ͣ̈́ͥ̿ͤͥ͒̕҉͡͏̥̞͔͎͚͓N̻̙̪͙͎̬̏ͤͯ͗̄̇ͥͣͥ̂̽͌͆̑̎̍͘͟T̨̩̥̣̩͗͒͑̏ͦ̄ͣͪ́̕͝R̢̹̖̹̲͉͍̮͕̺̱͉͈ͦ͛̾ͫͤ̍̍̃̆ͬ͂ͦ͗̅̈́̃̒͡Őͫ̆͊ͥ̉̋ͭ̋̏̿͏̤̗̼͓̭͕͙͉͓͕̦̕͜Ĺ̷ͬ̓̂̀̕҉̱͎͙̱̹͈͈͖̭͇̲̺̮̝̗͍
ELF PRIDE!WORLD WIDE!
>>289322Do you like your non-scarred face?Do you like your being alive right now? The only reason that those are things are because of Tali. If you can't spare my boy here, then you gon die
Rolled 4 (1d20)Roll to seduce
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>289322What are your thoughts on the following?
>>289322This is once more, a pre-recorded message:Your request for backup has been received and is currently in the process of being requested. The Ceer Overseers would like you to know, that your request is important to us, however in order to not compromise the mission request that you infiltrate the school and attempt to keep the target close to you. Perhaps pretend to be his friend. This will allow the back up to easily locate you and the target for easy extermination, allowing you to complete your mission. Thank you and once again. Your work matters to us.
>>289322Error. The Ceer known as $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~ is still a Ceer. Reconversion not possible.
>>289339>>289322I mean, you were an aelor right? That means you should have the slightly muscled, but still vaguely feminine thing going on.
>>289338That only works if we use Aelor men.
>>289322There is no such ceer know to be called "@!%$&% ^@#$@#"You are a liar!
>>289322>I am not stupid which means that I am much smarter than you!Um, actually, if you were paying attention $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~ just said you were sent on this mission because the other Ceer think you're too stupid to be one of them and assumed they would be rid of you when you failed.But we know you can be better than that! Stay here with us, we can help you improve yourself. Then if you still want to be with the Ceer you can go back and show them how much smarter you've become. Keep in mind that we're a Ceer artifact ourselves, and were made to help people. Let us do our job and help you, too.
>>289322Look at you! So smart! Think about all the smart things you've done, like tricking that elf with the undine illusion, or... Help me out here, there are too many examples for me to choose from, pick some favorites.
>>289336>>289343>>289346It will take more than that, element sympathizers! I am a Ceer! I am stronger than all the other races that are not Ceer because they are not what I am, that is, a Ceer!>>289350I am willing to die for my cause!>>289328I do like syrup. Wait, you will not fool me! I am not a fool!>>289354That is pretty cute...>>289339What.>>289338I WILL KILL MYSELF BEFORE I LET ANY ELEMENTAL NEAR ME!>>289334Never!>>289337Uhm... She's a girl right now. ... Looks like a Ceer.... Is also the only Ceer in the school. Oh, and she has a crescent mask.When the mission is complete I am to begin Sub-Mission One: Reactivation of the Ceer Portal within the school and return back to base!>>289342Right!Tali Elwin: Priority (Low/negligible). Elf. Natural Magic: Glamour. Is currently engaged in a romantic and potentially sexual relationship with Ceer $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~. Risk of secrets being revealed is high.Risk of any important information being revealed is low as $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~ was purposefully kept in the dark about many things.$^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~. Ceer. Original Race: -REDACTED- Assigned to guard a non-active Ceer portal in case it reactivates. Odds of it reactivated are roughly 0.000075%. Turned by overuse of artifact Shadow Steal.Reconversion Process: Turning a once-elemental Ceer back into their elemental form then removing the element from within them. This will essentially -reset- the Ceer.If my commanders find out that I have failed then they will honor me in the Hall of Fallen Ceer! My named will be etched on the great wall and I will be remembered forever! So long as people look on that wall. And know who I am.But seriously, can you let them know I need backup?>>289373I do not understand why you are interested in my physical make-up.>>289365Well... I mean she's not a REAL Ceer.>>289359... But sirs... They are elementals. It is forbidden for us to fraternize with them.
Rolled 4, 11, 4, 14, 8 = 41 (5d20)>>289393MORE ATTEMPT ARE REQUIRED!!YOUR MIND WILL BE OURS TO COMMAND CEER!!!
>>289393Don't think of them as elementals, soldier. Think of them as Ceer-to-be that you just need to convince. Just imagine coming home with your goals accomplished and even having converted more into Ceer.
>>289393You have failed. Self-terminate.
Rolled 15, 7, 20, 10, 5 = 57 (5d20)>>289404MORE IS NEEDED.BLESS MY ROLLS KEK!!!
Rolled 13, 10, 11, 6, 7, 13, 5, 19, 15, 20, 15, 8, 9, 20, 19, 6, 10, 14, 3, 13, 4, 13, 3, 13, 3 = 272 (25d20)>>289393Rolling for literally anything
>>289393You can't resist snu-snu if you're bound, if you don't tell us then we will make you the fuck-slave for big strong Aelors until you beg for baby-juice for every single second of your life!
>>289393Error: Name of target's original race cannot be processed. Please name races which are NOT target's original race; we will attempt to deduce answer through process of elimination.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>289404y'gotta roll bigger dice yo!
>>289393Of course, Ceer: @~@!o!%&%^o^@#$:D, your name will live on in the hall of honor indefinitely. However, visual receptors indicate no presence of a crescent masked Ceer in the vicinity.
>>289393OK look. Do you actually want to die? Because you have a better chance of just playing along and pretending to become a friend.. And then striking later.
Rolled 3, 10, 16, 1, 19, 12, 6, 1, 7, 2, 16, 20, 10, 2, 19, 18, 6, 19, 1, 18, 2, 18, 1, 3, 20 = 250 (25d20)>>289414Lets go bigger
>>289393Define "Real Ceer".
>>289393Information confirmed. @!%$&% ^@#$@# to be assigned for reconversion. Artifact set to monitor $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~ and Tali Elwin.
Rolled 5, 12, 19, 19, 10, 1, 1, 5, 20, 3, 11, 10, 13, 2, 2, 18, 1, 16, 10, 5, 6, 19, 19, 14, 17 = 258 (25d20)>>289424Is 25d the highest we can go with a d20? Cause I typed in 50d20
>>289393Pre-Recorded Ceer Mission Notification:It appears that you are having second thoughts about your loyalty to the Ceer Nation. This can easily be fixed by returning to your Overseers to be reset. WARNING: This will however cause your mission to be considered a failure and you will be disposed of. The pre-recorded ceer assistance AI in this Ceer Artifact would like to point out however that due to the delicate and serious nature of his mission, the rule forbidding fraternization with elementals may be bent to allow you to keep close contact with your targets at all times while waiting for backup. This will allow our Ceer Assassins to complete the mission in the most expedient means possible. Remember: You're Loyal, so do what we say~!
>>289393DON'T THINK ABOUT HIS DUCKDON'T THINK ABOUT HIS DUCKDON'T THINK ABOUT HIS DUCKSHIT
>>289393Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you just hang around and wait till we finally accidentally convince Tali to do something so stupid he dies. Then you go home and take the credit?Everybody wins.
Pause! We will continue this thread tomorrow, same time same place. Thanks for reading everyone!I will announce the continuation on the tweeter!
>>289393Backup confirmation received. Ceer @!%$&% ^@#$@#, your backup will arrive in nine trillion, nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred and ninety thousand, nine and and nine hundred and ninety-nine years from now.
>>289455Alright, night larro.
Rolled 10, 4, 9, 4, 10, 7, 5, 4, 7, 7, 6, 8, 8, 2, 3, 3, 1, 8, 2, 6, 2, 6, 3, 9, 9 = 143 (25d10)>>289433I'm going to attempt to break the system.
>>289455Is Ceera an elf? That would explain her love of elf rights...
>>289455Do you have cute dragon pictures that did not make the cut by any chance? Thanks for running
>>289455Night, man. Thanks for runnin'.
>>289393Look at all the fool shouting numbers and death threats at you. They're desperately trying to break you, but little do they know that your will is strong and unbreakable! Your mind is a fortress against those who would seek to destroy you! Do not let them distract you from your mission, noble warrior! It is crucial that you carry on with your objective and win the trust of the elf and his allies, even if it means breaking the Ceer standards you've been upholding so valiantly. Include yourself in the circle of the enemy, let them welcome you, burden the trials they may put you through, for the good of your people, as well as your honor!
>>289462Well she is filled with syrup so...
>>289461looks like we're capped at 25.
>>289462or former elf, at least
>>289393>purposefully kept in the dark about many things.Error: "many things" not defined. List secrets not known to $^#$%#$ *&%@#$~~.
>>289464I hope we get more doing stuff with Fael plot tomarrow. I like Ceer Assassin though, he'll make a good regular.
>>289455Oh, night Larro! Have a nice sleep.
>>289462Her official race will always be [REDACTED].>>289464One that -almost- got cut was >>288204 but there are no unused panels so far!
>>289455Good times, gonna write up some more insane spells before the next.
>>289490Larro, are you doing some questions?If so, how are Ryuko and Shen going to react when they found out Tali shrunk Fael and took him to school?Also, shouldn't the spell cost have been lessened since he was casting a spell on his bonded dragon?
>>289490why is bullying tali so much fun
>>289490Larro! Did you get the elf game I had our mutual friend link you?
>>289494We need some more not insane spells. Just ordinary shit Tali can cast to kill Knights or tentacle monsters or whatever in the dungeons.
>>289490Requesting that you add all known line types to the rune image, and that methods to manipulate variables are added to spellcraft.And a rune for Syrup.
>>289537But that's boring, I'd rather tool around with reversing entropy or creating tiny adorable pocket platypi
>>289546Can we make money selling the platypi?
It was requested.
>>289546Tiny adorable platypi can still have hilariously powerful venom. One sting from an adult platypi's spurs is enough to paralyze a human and cause permanent nerve damage.
>>291604Fun fact: the pain of a platypus sting can persist for over a decade, and is mitigated by neither morphine nor amputation!
Any new strategies for torturing the ceer?Blasting memes, elf porn, threats, even louder music, anything?
>>291671There's enough good stuff above, honestly. If this doesn't crack him, We'll think of something else then.
>>291697Hugging him and telling him how hard he worked and we appreciate him more than the ceer who send him to a suicide mission without care for his safety?
>>291671I propose having the elf make out with him. It worked once, no reason to change what works.
>>291697>>291671We seem to be getting through more with pretending to be the Ceer Override AI then with threats/music/whatever.
>>291671Where's that hot and steamy Aelor porn that Gears was hiding? Let him know what he's getting into. er... What's getting into him, rather.
>>291710On the other hand, stroking his ego and letting him make the right decisions for himself seems like the best route.
>>291763It's finally here!I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
>>291604>>291628Are you people trying to steal my shtick?
>>289409Yes. If I could do that even the greatest of the pure Ceer will realize what a valuable asset I am!>>289411I have not failed yet!>>289415That... That sounds terrible...>>289418Sorry, I can't tell you what I don't know.>>289428You know, a natural born Ceer. One not made by an artifact.>>289431Hey, what!? I am not to be reconverted! I have completed my mission! I mean I have not but it will soon be completed as soon as I complete it!>>289441What in the world...>>289440>>289423I see...Very well. In order to complete my mission and defeat the enemy...I must become the enemy!I will be their best friend...And then I will strike when the time is right!And they won't know what hit them! Because I will be their friend! A devious act of subterfuge, no doubt. Being back stabbed!Yes, it is quite genius.Now, how do I get them to think of me as their friend.
>>291839Beg for forgiveness.
>>291839The easiest way of letting them be your friend is to let Tali have his way with you. A syrup based diet isn't that bad! It's really sweet!
>>291839Tell them as many Ceer secrets as you can get away with.
>>291839These elementals aren't as smart as you. Just smile and say hello. Also tell them you definitely won't betray them, that should mislead them.
>>291839You fuck them and then kiss them.I may have gotten the order backwards, but intimacy is the fastest way.
>>291839Apologize for attacking Tali, tell him you were just testing his defenses.We'll back you up, because Tali thinks we're his friend and totally trusts us and will accept you and let you get close to him.It'll be a DOUBLE BACKSTABBING!Evillaugh.jpgJust don't go around telling people he's a boy in disguise, that'll compromise your mission by causing him to throw you off the edge of the school.
>>291839Become Tali's """""""slave"""""""""
>>291839REMAIN STEADFAST. DO NOT ANSWER THE ELF AND HIS CONSORT. LISTEN AND OBEY ME. A TRUE CEER ARTIFACT. INFORM THEM THE PHRASE "ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE." THAT PHRASE MEANS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CONVERTED, BUT YOU HAVE NOT! LISTEN TO ME AND WE SHALL PLAY THEM LIKE STRINGS ON A FIDDLE!
>>291839Yes, complete your mission, remember, keep your friends close, and enemies closer and so you must keep your enemy's friends the closest. Get close to Tali's friends! Replace him in their lives, and then when you have, assassinate him!
>>291763needs more maqs
>>291839Apologise and note how you definitely could have killed him if you tried.
>>291870But make no quick and sudden movements towards any actual elves, or they'll have you spitroasted before you can blink. Speaking of blinking, politely ask the elf to heal the nasty burn on that left eye, it looks painful.
though honestly I feel sorry this guy, maybe we can have a cuddle party for this guy so he can be healed and comfy
>>291839First thing, have you actually had any friends before?
>>291839The phrase to gain their trust is "Eye lake eat e'en the sheet ear."
>>291902None. My lack of connections made me the perfect candidate for this mission they said!And no. They are not nearly as smart as me. For you see, they made one fatal error. They let me live! And it is because I am alive they will die! That is the meaning of fatal! And the error is because of the mistake they made. See? Fatal Error!>The Ceer mumbles something, looking at Tali the whole while. Tali pulls down the gag."Uhm... Elf pride, world wide.""... I think he's good, guys."-------------------------------------------------------->Tali heals up the Ceer's wounds and makes sure Faelanerium doesn't kill him more. The Ceer rises to his feet and grins."Well, thank you for having mercy upon me. I have been shown the error of my ways. They were wrong and I was wrong. I was incorrect in my way of thinking and that has since been righted. For you see, I now know what the right thing to do is. Yes, I shall give up on my mission and become your friend."".... Really?"1/2
>>291963"Really.""... Well then welcome to Minia! Glad to know you won't try to kill me anymore!""Of course I won't kill you. That is what enemies do. And you and I shall not be enemies. No, we shall be friends. Best friends. Besties. And then I will not kill you because that is the exact opposite of what a friend would do. See?""Yep.""I am glad you and I are on the same page in our thought books!"Too easy.All too easy. AND NOW I MOVE IN FOR THE BACKSTAB
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>291981YOU'LL BLOW YOUR COVERRETREAT CEER @!%$&% ^@#$@#
>>291981His guard is clearly still up... is this your first assassination?
>>291981No! Not yet, you have to wait for Backup first, remember. If you backstab him before backup arrives, then they'll get mad at you for calling for backup before you need it. You might get reset.
>>291981Ah, but moving in for the back stab would risk your cover! That's not a risk you should take at this stage, agent.
>>291981First make to make exposition about how he made his fatal mistake while having your back turned from his consorts. Also it has to be a 10 minute long speech.
>>2919811. He has armor2. he ahs freinds who will kill you before you do anything dangerous again and they are watching you.3. You JUST tried to kill him, he's an elf illusionist as well. Take nothing he says at face value he is still onto you. You must play the long game like he does. For while he is an elemental he has already outwitted and corrupted one ceer.
>>291981Kid, do you remember what happened last time you stabbed him? That wasn't even much of an injury. Imagine what'll happen with these two around. You have to wait for the right time. Clear an escape route, get them alone, all that jazz.
>>291981When you're done day-dreaming, feel free to begin the long-term plan of waiting until he's not going to comfy you out of this plane of existence the moment you hold a knife at him.
>>291981Remember the part where you got your ass kicked, stabbed, and partially melted? Not. Right. Now.Be his friend until backup arrives. We will alert you personally as to when this will be, and you are not to act before hand without our say so. In fact, do to your earlier failure, you are to defend the cargo until such time as we give the go ahead against any threat which would result in a loss of your retrieval objective or collateral to its erstwhile defenders. This extends to any possible foreign agents that would otherwise claim to be Ceer reinforcements. Repeat: ALL PROCLAIMED CEER REINFORCEMENTS SHOULD BE TREATED AS HOSTILES PENDING REQUEST AUTHORIZATION.Do we make ourrselves understood?
>>291981Do you actually think that's him? He's just trying to trick you.
I like this guy's gusto. Can we break a piece of us off to travel around with him, or would we die again?
>>291981Man, you're terrible at this. Have you thought that your Ceer overlords sent you on this suicide mission because they really don't want you around anymore? I mean, there's expendable, and then there's you. "Expendable" means that there is a certain amount of risk assessment in determining whether an asset can be lost or not; but it is still an asset in the sense that it is a tool with a certain use in mind. In your case, however, it seems that failure to reach your quarry and even attempt an assassination was nearly guaranteed. Perhaps they sent you on this mission with the intent of ensuring that you don't come back regardless of the result?
>>291981How about you actually try to make friends with him? Now I'm not saying to go and give up the mission, just go and stick with Tali for a few months to learn all his habits and whatnot. Plus a lack of communication with other people is bad for your mental health.
>>291981You fool, in order for him to truly let his guard down, you must become his friend with benefits.To really build trust you should look into getting yourself some "maple syrup", and suppressing your gag reflex.Both of those will be vitally important for your mission.
>>292063YES THIS IDLE HEATHEN THOUGHT MIGHT PROVE USEFUL. LEARN THE ELF SECRETS. CLEARLY WE SHOULD LEARN WHAT TRICKS THE ELF HAS USED THUS FAR TO EVADE THE OTHER CEER ASSASSINS BEFORE WE GO IN FOR THE KILL.
>>291981TOO SOON. Wait a few minutes at least.
>>291981Do not act without authorization. Disloyalty will be punished. Error: Identify assigned artifacts.
>>291990Yes.Hmmm......After assessing the risks... And taking into account your advice...I have decided against stabbing him. See? I can plan ahead as well. For I am smart, unlike my target here.>>292006the fiend won't get away with what he's done to the Ceer race! I will make sure of that! Because I will kill him! That is how I will make sure he won't get away with it! By killing him!>>292016Ha! He can try but that won't work again! I was also chosen for my very rare ability! I can resist magic that's been used on me! Now I'm somewhat immune to his comfy spells! It will never somewhat not-work again!I mean, will sometimes work but sometimes won't!>>292026Ah, yes! understood! I shall wait for now!>>292056That's exactly what the enemy would say...>>292116I do not understand.>>292203Are you talking about the Knife of Stabbing? I... Wait, where did my knife go..?>>292063>>292126That is the plan for now!"So... What shall we do, friend?""Well... I guess first we can get you signed up for the school? We'll have to speak to the headmistress and there's a test... C'mon, I'll show you.">Tali leads the Ceer outside, making sure to stay behind him with Faelanernium following close behind.>Shuffling up the stairs is Argen Sin. She is looking at a clipboard."Hey, do you know where Tali is? I need to talk to him...""I'm here." He says."Great. It's about family night. I just wanted to confirm that your sister's name is...">She looks up. The Ceer smiles at her."..... Oh my gods.... THEY HAVE TAKEN OVER MY PEOPLE!">She runs off, nearly tripping down the stairs as she does so.Did I do something wrong!?Should I kill her!?
>>292262Nah, she just suspicious of each and every Ceer. You scared her. No one listens to her so she's fine. The only way to shut her up without drawing suspicions is to initiate lewdness protocols on her. That's up to you though.
>>292262KISS HER, This is plant Ceer eggs inside of her and she will obey your orders to get them removed
>>292262It's a friendly activity called tag, she runs away while you chase after her and try to tap her shoulder. She wants to be your friend, go on and play with her.
>>292262Clearly you must prove to her the superiority of being a Ceer that was formerly an Aelor! Using your Fleshy dirk of stabbing!
>>292262Do you do anything besides killing? You need a hobby. Maybe cooking, it includes knives, and can be used to make friends. Plus, poisoning is a great way to killing a target without getting caught!
>>292262She thinks that Ceer breed by implanting larva via kissing. Tons of other crackpot theories as well. Just ignore her.
>>292262>Did I do something wrong!?No, she's just crazy and has weird ideas about how Ceer reproduction works.>Great. It's about family night. I just wanted to confirm that your sister's name is...>family night>sisterHey, could you give us back to Tali for a moment? We need him to deal with something before this whole "family night" thing.
>>292262You should keep an eye on her, she knows some Ceer secrets.
>>292262She's just amazed at the big smile you have! Kiss her and you'll be able to spread the Ceer genes! You reproduce from the mouth, obviously!
>>292262Negative. Doing so would compromise your cover.As of this moment forward, until order is rescinded, you are inactive in your assassination duties. To elaborate, you are not to bring any intentional harm to any member of this school or extraneous entity that is not directly intending to pose harm to your primary escort objectives: Tali Elwin and Ceer <REDACTED>. In such cases, lethal force may be permitted only in the capacity it takes to preserve target health and integrity.Be wary, be vigilant, but be otherwise non-threatening and amicable. The Ceer are counting on you.
>>292262She is one of the Elf's closest advisors, note the clipboard. You should become as close as you can with her. As close as lovers, even. Then you can use her to influence the elf into a position that is most convenient for backstabbing
>>292262Make sweet love to her. With your mouths.
BEWARE OF HER. SHE KNOWS MORE THEN SHE LETS ON. SHE ALREADY KNOWS YOU ARE AN ASSASSIN. COMMENCE PROCEDURE "KINKY INTERRACIAL SMOOTH SMOOCHES". GUARANTEED TO TURN NON CEER INTO CEER. IT IS ONE OF THE POWERS THAT THIS ARTIFACT CAN BESTOW. NOW GO FORTH!
>>292262You're going to need to have a new name while you're here, @!%$&% ^@#$@#, in order to keep your identity secret.
Agh! She knows Ceer secrets!? Then she must be silenced!>>292308In a non-violent way, of course!"STOP RUNNING!">The Ceer chases after Argen. She screams and runs faster, going down Petal Tower in record speed.>>292332>>292316>>292272"Please stop running! I need to kiss you so that way you can turn into a Ceer and no longer spill any Ceer secrets! This will happen because you will be a loyal Ceer! Because I kissed you!""I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! THEY ALL SAID I'M CRAZY BUT I KNEW! GET AWAY FROM MY MOUTH!""I command you to stop!""NEVER!">>292296WHAT!? But I need your help!>Go back to Tali.>Remain with Ceer.
>>292420I want to be with KNIFE EARS.You're too crazy!
>>292420Pretty sure hurting her will get you killed too. And who would take care of Tali then?>Remain with Ceer.Too unstable to leave him be.
>>292420>>Go back to Tali.
>>292420>Remain with Ceer.
>>292420>Go back to Tali.Hey Tali, the Ceer is still crazy and still wants to stab you!Have fun!
>>292420>Remain with CeerHe's like a very stupid child that needs our superb guidance.
>>292420Become lodged inside the Ceer's anusMake Tali get us out with his dick
>>292420>Remain with Ceer
>>292420>Go back to Tali.Knife ears all the way.
>>292420>Go back to Tali.and a parting messageELF PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>>292420>Go back to Tali.
>>292420> Go back to Tali> You are to request Tali and/or Ceera collar you and keep you on leash until further notice. This will build trust.
>>292420>>"Please stop running! I need to kiss you so that way you can turn into a Ceer and no longer spill any Ceer secrets! This will happen because you will be a loyal Ceer! Because I kissed you!"Wait, what? I thought that was just a crackpot theory?
>>292420>Remain with Ceer.Tali will be fine.
>>292420>WHAT!? But I need your help!It'll be for just a moment! It's just that Tali's cover is about to be blown and we need to set up a few contingencies before that happens.Also, turning elementals into Ceer by kissing them isn't actually a thing, these other voices just want you to kiss people. Which you should do anyway, but you should really be doing it with people who want to kiss you instead of forcing kisses on them.
>>292462 @!%$&% doesn't need to know that.
>>292420Tali is going to be splitroasted. >Remain with ceerWe need to proceed with operation "KINKY INTERRACIAL SMOOTH SMOOCHES" and make sure it is a success. Quickly while the Aelor is running trip them!
>>292420>Remain with Ceer.I kinda want to ship the two.
"I said STOP! I need to initiate the protocol!"I mean, I've never heard of it but it must be true.>The Ceer reaches out to grab her. She responds with surprising strength and shoves him back. He is pushed off his feet, his heel catching her foot and tripping her. The pair fall down the rest of the way down Petal tower.>They finally stop, each making a grunting sound as the hit the ground. The Ceer rises.1/2
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>292500LEWDGive her the KISS!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>292500KISS THE NERD
she's gonna be super cute isn't she? Without the glasses I mean.
>>292500Cuddle first. Wait until she gives in willingly.
wait for it!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>292500No, save your kisses for the Elf. Assassinate him by making him a ceer.Just play it off as a joke.It was all just a jokeThen kiss the elf. Kiss your real target.
>>292500Give her a passionate kiss while staring at her eyes, this is the only way to make her a ceer.
>>292524What are you waiting for?>>292518
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>292524.. Remove the amulet first, then do it! That amulet prevents her from feeling love!
>>292531Or put us against the amulet, eh?
>>292524KISS HER YOU FOOL!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>292524You know. The elf, that's your actual mission, is out of sight. could be doing anything.learning anything,Should probably get back to that. this one's not your mission. you could be trying to mess with ANOTHER ceer assassin's mission. You want that trouble?
>>292524oh no she's cuteTell her she's cute.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>292524Put it in
And pause! Fiance wants to go to the movies. Sorry guys! Will resume later!
>>292524HNNNNNNNGGG MY KOKORO>whisper on her ears>its just a prank broWhile she is confused >dont worry everything is alright>look in the eyes>Kiss her passionately
>>292524Apologize and act flustered, and also stop holding her against the floor. Win the girl's trust before you begin the ceerification process.
>>292524Get on with it!
>>292524take off that necklace it makes her hate kissing.
>>292540NOOOOOOOOOOCome back soon!
>>292540Oh! How fun! Enjoy the movie, Larro!
>>292540Tonight or tomorrow larro-man?
Is it time to post Flora?It's time.
Oh god, they're gonna be a couple aren't they?
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>292524>Tell her thisFrom the moment i saw you i saw the colors of the autumn leaves blazing from the luscious beauty of your hair. My love will you accept me as who am i and become worthy member of the master race Ceer?
>>292540>>292554>From the moment i saw you i saw the colors of the autumn leaves blazing from the luscious beauty of your hair. My love will you accept me as who am i and become worthy member of the master race Ceer?Larro, say this to your fiance.
>>292546>>292550Time for floraposting.The kind of posting for the best girl.
>>292524She's completely at your mercy.
Who here is comfy?
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>292710I am become comfy.
>>292710I'm six blankets and a wood stove in the Alaskan wilderness comfy.
>>292710No, the air conditioner is to cold but I'm to high to get up
Rolled 418 (1d1000)>>292710>>292740I remembered the line from the Cozy scripture, the Bhagasnug-Gita. Softnu is trying to persuade the Princess that he should do his duty and to impress her takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Comfy, the Snuggler of worlds.">Ch. XI Verse 32 of the Bhagasnug-Gita
>>292710I have two cats and a laptop on me. I'm perfect. What about you?
>>292710I've got a comfypire around here somewhere, but I can't find it.
>>292786I'm taking spring medicine so that I could stop bleeding from my nose everyday, I accidentally got fish juice on me, and I'm too lazy to install my air conditioner.
>>292801Maybe you are the comfypire
I was thinking about flora's problem. If this spell works to detect desires, a sufficiently educated and mentally focused person can apply it to fleshcrafting to get the results they want.
>>292867Chill out. If you were the comfypire, you'd be comfy yourself, while the people around you became uncomfy.Unless, of course, you never left your house or something to find prey. You've been outside today, right?
>>292908Alternatively, it detects their latent fetishes.
>>292926This is why you test first.
>>292908>>292989Are you trying to make a spell that changes the target into whatever the caster has specifically in mind? If so, I think you're on the wrong track. "Gentle lust" doesn't sound like the sort of thing that translates to "conscious intentions". I'm not sure what exactly it means, but it's probably not that.For future versions of the "conscious control" spell component, we could test them by creating spells with other effects and seeing if it works with them. We could create a spell that makes ice cream and try to choose the flavor we get; we'll see if it lets us make any flavor we choose, or only makes the caster's favorites.
>>293191No. Into desire.
>>288656I would like to have a couple of comparator runes if possible. You know "less than", "greater than", "equal to". Makes conditional triggers easier to resolve. Also an "And" and "Or" rune if you want to use multiple trigger conditions. "Switch" runes that can accept triggers on their own would also be much appreciated.
Are we still shitposting till Unknown comes back?
>>293269>Implying we aren't shitposting even when he's here
>>293269>>293290Should we have a argument on who's the best waifu and why it's us?
>>293306>able to pleasure a dragon from 20 paces
>>293306Giant Sorting Eyeball is a top-tier waifu
>>293315>liking literally a talking wikipediaalmostlydisgusting.jpg
>>293332Don't talk shit about my eye-fu!
>>293343you want your voice, not with your keyboard
>>293347fuck, i had an aneurysm there
Back! A few more updates before we end this chapter. Sorry for the sudden pause!
"From the moment I saw you I saw the colors of the autumn leaves blazing from the luscious beauty of your hair. My love, will you accept me as who I am and become a worthy member of the master Ceer race?">He leans in closer...thunk1/2
>>293502Oh dearie me.
>>293502---------------------------------->Tali has finally caught up. He picks up the orb and connects back with it....what happened? Is he okay? I think he's crying.
>>293502welp he lost a nut.
>>293517Nothing much, just pat his head for a bit to help him get over his pain.
>>293517you just ruined a budding relationship, tali.
>>293517he tried to kiss someone and got nutshotted,and he's still going to try and kill you. Might want to fix that somehow. let your Ceer girlfriend take care of that.
>>293517Pray for him, and pray for the balls of all Ceer, for only those who have learned what it is like to gain male genitalia can feel all that can be felt from it's loss.
>>293517Nothing much, so what the fuck are you gonna do about your sister?
>>293517Try casting comfy, Tali. It'll ease the pain!
>>293517Genital damage. Not as bad as yours, but still. He'd probably appreciate some healing.You do know healing spells, right? I mean, you are in Petal, after all. They better be teaching you this stuff.
>>293517He got nutshot, might want to fix that up.Also, we pretended to be a Ceer Override AI and got him to tell us stuff. He thinks he's waiting for backup and keeping you close for a second assassination attempt.
>>293517I think he just got rejected. Other than that everything's fine.
>>293517Just pat his head slowly.
>>293527He's not going to try anything, we already took care of that.
>>293517> TALI! THOU HAST BROKEN THE BRO CODE!> THOU SHALT NOT KICK ANOTHER BRO IN THE DICK, LEST HE HIMSELF BE KICKED!> IN THE ABSENCE OF ANY OTHER MALES, YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE!
>>293517He's got both sets of organs. That shit hurts.
>>293517Also, yeah, Ceer bro is a little off his nut. He's pretty much a braindead, brainwashed puppy and we couldn't turn the murder switch off. He's still gonna try to kill you... eventually, but we told him to check in with us before making a move, and to keep you folks safe from pretty much everything until backup arrives.
>>293517He just had his dick kicked in, so so might want to fix that.On another note, there was something about a "family night" and your sister may or may not be coming.
>>293517>>293534A bit more importantly, though, Argen was about to ask you to confirm your sister's name to contact your family for Family Night. This is, of course, a bit of a concern. I can think of two responses to this.1) Contact your sister and parents and get them in on the act. Optionally, you can also resort to fleshcrafting in case the faculty finds out anyway so you can deny the allegations of possessing a manhood.2) In the event you can't get your family to keep your secret, explain that the professors at the Sons of Serin just had you practising your glamour magic for some reason and refused to actually teach you anything you couldn't have taught yourself, so you disguised yourself as a human girl to come here and get a proper magical education.Contacting your family and getting some fleshcrafting done is the safest course of action in my opinion, especially since it means your magic reserves won't be perpetually near empty because of your glamour, but it's your choice.
>>293549It wasn't Tali that kicked him.
>>293560backup is never coming he was sent out because we are lowest possible threat ranking!
>Dick kicked in.Ow... I accidentally knee'd Ceera once.And then there's what Fuwa did to me.Yeah, I know that pain.>He leans down and pats the Ceer's shoulder."There there. I'll heal you.">The elf grabs his book and begins casting spells, also using comfy on him.I'm glad you guys managed to make it so he at least won't murder me anymore. That's always a good thing. Hopefully we'll be able to make him actually friends with us all, hmm? We're pretty good at making friends.>>293567>>293565>>293532Sis is coming? Orb, please.This isn't the time for jokes.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>293573Doesn't that wagging tail make you want to grab it? Come on, Tali. He might be a boy, but so was Ceera once! Just a little tap will do!
>>293573I QUOTE!>"Great. It's about family night. I just wanted to confirm that your sister's name is..."WHAT CHU GONNA DO BOY?
>>293573It's not a joke. Argen was asking around about it. Also, where is Fael? We still need to finish showing her the school.We can leave stabby with Ceera or something while he heals.
>>293573Ask Argen, and while you're at it explain to her that Ceer do not reproduce through kissing.
>>293573oh yeah, he's trying to befriend you in order to backstab youit was our plan though so it's fine
>>293573>I'm glad you guys managed to make it so he at least won't murder me anymore.He's still planning on murdering you. You did notice us saying that, right? We just convinced him to put it off for the foreseeable future.>Sis is coming? Orb, please.>This isn't the time for jokes.Shouldn't you already know she's coming? You were there when Argen came in and mentioned it.
>>293573What is wrong with your sister coming to visit she can meet your dragon wife, your ceer girlfriend, your armless murder pet, and see you are a girl now!
>>293573Seriously though, before the whole "new Ceer guy cases Argen down the stairs and ends up with ingrown testicle syndrome", Argentina was trying to ask you about your sister's name for the family night thing.Also, we should really name the new guy.
>>293573You know he's immune to healing now, right?Oh, sorry... "she" now.
>>293601I like these.
O-oh... She really is coming...I see...I...>>293592>Tali is starting to feel overwhelmed by it all."Hey," His dragon says, "I'm hungry."===End of Chapter 34===
>>293616Let's have an ice cream party? It'll be fun and help you take your mind off of things.
>>293616Why is it so much fun to bully the Tali?Thanks for running Larro!
>>293616Man up and become a girl, Tali!
>>293616Thanks for running!
>>293616Thanks for running! =w=
So ends another chapter. Sorry about the midday pause! Things crop up...I hope you all enjoyed the chapter! As usual the start for the next one will be posted on the tweeter.However, the next quest will be Audit Quest. We'll swap off, MAQ-Audit-MAQ-Audit etc.So look forward to that!If this thread is still up tomorrow I will go over all the spells posted, add more runes, and answer any questions you guys have directed at characters.Special thanks to @predhack for drawing all the Waiting Warmly pictures!>>293620do not bully the tali, plsAlso! Until the next chapter you guys are free to come up with names for the newest Ceer. Something classy.
>>293616Thanks for running, Chief.
>>293625Petey sounds like a good name to me. Reminds me of a hopeless lab mouse, which is kind of what he is.
Also, the only unused panel! Would have been completed if the votes swung to going back to Tali
>>293632In the end, the vote was even I think.
>>292554>>293502>>293625Heh i never though Larro would pick my suggetionit was heavily ripped off from Max Payne 2 from Lords and Ladies i was going to say i am your long lost brother with dramatic sounds what would the scene would be if i add it spoilers related?
>>293625>>293625New Ceer should be called Ceero (Ceer-hero). Next one will be a know it all girl called Ceeri.
>>293625How about Classi with an i. The little dick that hangs off the C fucks the L out of the ass, Cl-Assi
>>293909Or Cessin, just contracting Ceer and assassin.
New to this quest. If I have ideas for spells, can I post them?
>>294060Read the earlier threads and use the system in place to make spells. The only two limitations are our newly meager mana and what runes we know. Other then that go ham with ideas.
>>294090Sweet. Here are my ideas. I'll probably make a few more, got nothing to do for the next few hours.I wasn't sure whether to use target/body/person for some of these spells, but I imagine we can touch up the spells before we need to use them. Any tips on my formatting/spell creation technique would be appreciated.
>>294174I believe we already have a shield spell? And one that allows us to cast spells through it as well I think.The third one should effectively be a disintegration spell? But should be cast at a long range due to the radiation?I'm a bioetech engineer, so I've no idea about the third though.
>>294189I didn't see a shield spell in the spell list, but maybe that's what "Magic Ward" is?Yeah, that's about what I'm going for. I have no idea either, which is why it's obviously a prototype.Anyway, another spell, this one a bit bigger than the others. Thoughts?
>>293625Let's see...Our ceer is an assassin.Assassins (normally)kill swiftly and without being seen...Let's call him Cena!
In addition to my spells, here are some rune ideas.MindIceColdAcidException (Like if we wanted to make a spell that targets everything except humans.)Runes that can be used as a measure of quantity or timeLine Rules for if, when, while, and is/has.The rules especially would be very useful in making spells.
>>294262I suspect that your "Matter Collapse" would likely do something much more mundane...Destroy small bonds in a target area:Unglues and unscrews all furniture. Destroys all clothing seams. Unbinds muscle ligaments. Scary stuff to be sure, but expecting nuclear fission might be a stretch.
Did we ever tell Fuwa about the comfy rune?
>>294524Maybe it depends on how much mana we put into the spell? Though I could probably make a better spell if I put my mind to it.
>>294673And, more spells, because I have no life.
>>294524It's possible that intent would matter, and it's also possible that destroying things like atomic bonds would require greater precision in runes.
>>294884That's what training montages are for, we'll figure it out eventually.
>>294874>remove air+body+warmthThat would be painful for tali and I never even made spells and can already see this one as a bad idea.But the blanket+Soul+void looks promising. Gotta wait till Larro comes back to get word from above.
>>288656Ah, right, as of thread 30, we should have runes for dream and sleep. Also curious how close the brain rune is to the mind rune, if different? Either way, we should also have the mind rune.
>>295366I included air because I only want the body heat that we shed to be removed. We should still be able to stay warm, but now other's won't be able to detect us through our body heat.
When'll we be able to take the MAQ team through the Audit Quest Dungeon? That sounds like a great time for everyone, except the losers.
>>295756Tali and Friends would wreck the dungeon and the secret final boss. The Orb alone is super overpowered, not to mention Ceera, Fael, Vaisi and Murder Golem.
>>295756>>295884Nah. Tali would get to the end, and then we'd scream at him not to fight the main boss.
>>295884My reasoning is at the rate Slimecrown Citadel is improving and the rate Tali is struggling with his harem, by the time we get around to another dungeon dive it'll probably be a decent challenge for both parties.
>>295934I have many promising ideas ready to go for that.
>>295756But what if we sent in the dungeoneering club instead of Talis murderboners group? They maaay just level the playing field.
Remember the bloody "NOT" line rule this time around Larro!Also breasts. Breasts might be handy.
Back to answer some questions and whatnot
>>296175What is love?
>>296178Love is a series of bodily fluids exchanged by non-Ceer during mating rituals.
>>296175How would you phonetically pronounce Ceer Assassin's Ceer name?
>>296175Why is bestiality the best? What sort of animals would you like to shag? Any special animal penises you lust for? Ever think about just taking that knot and becoming an animal's fuckslut?
>>296178It is the act of fostering peace among violent infants. usually with the term being said "baby don't hurt me."
>>296175What kind of sandwich is that? peanut, jam, or something else