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Character Sheet:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit

Twitter: @QuestingQM

You are Renexizious, grand Emperor of Sweden, Finland, and Norway. You have been appointed to this office by the voice of God himself, the Pope.
You have recently declared war on the USSR in fall, took over Leningrad after eating the guy who would make the USSR... Well. Less of an asshole. And currently Greorgy Zhukov is coming to kick dragon ass and chew rations... And he's all out of rations.

The siege of Leningrad has been going on for a month now. Your men are exhausted from battle, winter is setting in, and your fairly sure Stockholm is about to explode in violence against the Communists and the U.C.F.S.

A letter from your wife arrived earlier in the day from a Saab bomber who paradropped supplies.
The letter reads like this.

Renexizious, Viktor, the Finnish Snipers, and the Sons av Renexizious have come back from the Crusade of Japan victorious. Viktor however, has decided to move to NATO. I tried to persaude him this was a stupid idea, but he would have none of it, citing that he will bring glory and riches to the family. Apparently however, he has decided against invading it, and just living there. Juilius and Maria have been doing their studies most vigoriously, and Charlemagne is doing the best he can over ruling the nation.
Best wishes
Elizabeth III of England


Interesting. Interesting indeed.

Current Month: November

You are currently Claw, and you have been assigned the duty of kidnapping Zhukov.
The camp is surrounded by USSR soldiers, commissariats, tanks, and other nasty enemies you'd rather not fight...
You have a few options.
Actions
>Attempt to rush in, grab Zhukov, and run the fuck away. (Agility)
>Attempt to disguise yourself as a soldier and go up to Zhukov, grab him, and run the fuck away. (Charisma)
>Wait for Zhukov to come out, and strike. (Insight)
>Write-In

By the way, I'm introducing a new system when you get back to Stockholm, which will turn the Quest from a day-by-day thing to a month by month, since I think that will be more effective.
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>>282062
>>Attempt to rush in, grab Zhukov, and run the fuck away. (Agility)
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>>282062
>Attempt to rush in, grab Zhukov, and run the fuck away. (Agility)
Agility is what Claw is best at.
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>>282062
>Attempt to rush in, grab Zhukov, and run the fuck away. (Agility)
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Whelp, roll me a 1d20+10 for snatch&grab
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Rolled 7 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>282114
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Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>282114
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>>282123
7+10=17

Minor Success!

You carefully slink under the Russian snow, careful to not out yourself. It helps that your fur is white (although sticky), and you close in carefully on Zhukov's Command Tent.

Inside, you hear chatter, and you carefully peek inside via ripping a hole. Zhukov, and three of his lieutents are talking to each other, and look at you as you rip a hole in the tent. You proceed to grab Zhukov and run the fuck away, as mortar, artillery, tank, and infantry shots go everywhere. The camp is extremely confused, and you have successfully kidnapped Zhukov, who is covered in your slime.
Mission Successful.

You are Renexizious, and you have just gotten word that Zhukov has been taken prisoner... Good. This could work out well.

Actions
>Interrogate him.
>Eat him as an example to the rest of his men. (Intimidate)
>Mutate him, and try to get him to make the USSR soldiers to surrender. (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>282137
>Interrogate him.
Information first, action later.
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>>282137
>Mutate him, and try to get him to make the USSR soldiers to surrender. (Charisma, HARD)
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>>282137
>Interrogate him.
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>>282137
>Mutate him, and try to get him to make the USSR soldiers to surrender. (Charisma, HARD)
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You guys really like this whole mutate thing, don't you?
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling for what you guys do.

1=Interrogate
2=Mutate
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You set up a rudimentary basement for interrogation, and you bring in Zhukov.

Current Form: Dragonblood

"Ah. Zhukov. Do you know who I am?"

The man curses you in Russian. Right. You forgot he didn't speak Swedish.
Actions

>Thanks to your amazing intellect, those few words should be all you need to decode the Russian language! (Lingustics.)
>Just bring in a translator.
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>>282175
>Thanks to your amazing intellect, those few words should be all you need to decode the Russian language! (Lingustics.)
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>>282175
>>Thanks to your amazing intellect, those few words should be all you need to decode the Russian language! (Lingustics.)
Time to learn.
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>>282175
>Thanks to your amazing intellect, those few words should be all you need to decode the Russian language! (Lingustics.)
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>>282175
>Thanks to your amazing intellect, those few words should be all you need to decode the Russian language! (Linguistics.)
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Roll me a 1d20+2 for linguistics.
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>282185
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Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>282185
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Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>282185
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>>282186
10+2=12

Failure!

You get some words wrong... And your fairly sure you just called him "father of dog". He angrily spits in your face.

Well then. You guess you can always give him a universal language... Draconic.

Actions
>Get a translator in here.
>Mutate him, so he will understand Draconic and speak it.
>Try to learn further. (Linguistics, HARD)
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>>282202
>Get a translator in here.
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>>282202
>>Try to learn further. (Linguistics, HARD)
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>>282202
>Try to learn further. (Linguistics, HARD)
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>>282202
>Mutate him, so he will understand Draconic and speak it.
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Whelp, roll me a 1d20+2 again
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>282216
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>>282219
Finally.
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>>282219
Wha...

What the fuck am I supposed to write? You create a new language? Draconic Russian? Do you speak Russian better then a Russian? Are you Shakespeare in Russian?
WHAT EVEN!
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>>282233
All of the above.
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>>282233
I really don't know. But, I'm assuming our linguistic goes up?
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>>282219
20+2=22
Critical Success!

Good morrow to you, sir, I hope thee knoweth me as Emperor Renexizious?"

"What is with your strange accent, comrade?"

"Good heavens! I doth not knoweth why I speak in this tongue!"

"What? What do you want?"

"Ah, mine thurirl, my wish is to speaketh with you."
You accidentally put some minor draconic in there, calling him friend. Is this the start of a new language?

New Language: Draconic Russian

Actions

>Interrogate this wastrel!
>Thee shalt turn him into one of your kin.
>Write-In
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>>282252
>>Interrogate this wastrel!
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>>282252
>Interrogate this wastrel!
Man, I'm laughing right now, that was perfect!
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>>282252
>Interrogate this wastrel!

So now we're Shakespearean speaking dragons?
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>>282252
>Interrogate this wastrel!
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>>282261
I even gave you a skill called Theatercraft: 2

Only in russian.
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You decide to interrogate this wastrel.
>>282261
Only in Russian, and I even gave you a skill called Theatercraft, with two ranks in it.

"Sir, wilt thee telleth me of thy plan?"

"Only if I get to go free."

"That wilt depend on if thy be true to thy answering, if I am fill'd with pangs of hunger and thee forswear to me."

"Fine... What do you want to know?'

"What doth thee knoweth?"

"I know that at the rate your gaining land, you'll be overwhelmined by Stalin's secret division."

"Secret Division?"

"I have spoken too much, if I continue I will be killed by the NVKD when I am released!"

"Doth thee forget I am fill'd with pangs of hunger at times? And thee seemeth to beest a tasty morsel indeed."

"Either way, I will die."

Actions
>Persuade him with Shakespearian! (Diplomacy)
>Intimidate him with your superior vocabulary! (Intimidate)
>Recieve your friend, Claw, to attempt diplomacy. (Claw's Diplomacy)
>Write-In
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>>282286
>Persuade him with Shakespearian! (Diplomacy)
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>>282286
>>Intimidate him with your superior vocabulary! (Intimidate)
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>>282286
>>Persuade him with Shakespearian! (Diplomacy)
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>>282286
>Intimidate him with your superior vocabulary! (Intimidate)
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>>282286
>Intimidate him with your superior vocabulary! (Intimidate)
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>>282286
>Intimidate him with your superior vocabulary! (Intimidate)
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Looks like intimidate wins.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for angry Shakespearean.
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Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>282313
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Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>282313
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

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>>282315
12+7=19

Success!

"Doth thee keepth forgeting thee may await in mine stomach if thee continueth down this path?"

He quickly reconsiders, realizing digestion in your stomach is likely to be painful, and acidic as hell.

"Fine, dragon. What do you want to know?"

"Telleth me of this secret division thee spake of earlier, mortal."

"Stalin's Secret Divison... Well, the SSD is strange. No one knows who, or what they are. However, everyone knows they can be anyone, at anytime. It is quite strange. They apparently work for the NVKD, and infiltrate the ranks. The one way you can tell if someone is part of the SSD, gathering from my men, is their hands. Always shaped strangely, facing the opposite way."

"Valorous my good sir, now telleth me if 't be true thither beest any resistance in Moscow?"

"Not really, Stalin is mostly concerned with the Germans to the south. Not really with the Swedes."

Actions
>Interrogate him further (Write-In on what else you want explained.)
>Transform him so you can get his men to surrender... (Charisma, HARD)
>Eat him as an example to his men. (Intimidate)
>Send him back to his men.
>Get him to surrender. (Diplomacy)
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>>282352
>Transform him so you can get his men to surrender... (Charisma, HARD)
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>>282352
>>Transform him so you can get his men to surrender... (Charisma, HARD)
It's time for him to be rewarded for his cooperation.
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>>282352
>Transform him so you can get his men to surrender... (Charisma, HARD)

I'm new so I just want to see what transforming others is like
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>>282352
>Get him to surrender. (Diplomacy)
>Letting dirty Commies into our ranks
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>>282352
Motation
>Transform him so you can get his men to surrender... (Charisma, HARD)
Also get him to convert to catholicism
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Whelp, what mutagen do you guys want to use?

>Mutagen: Dragonblood (Could be risky, lack of Anesthetics in Leningrad, Low Loyalty Increase)

>Half-Dragon Mk2 (Heavy Loyalty Increase)
>Half Dragon Mk3 (Moderate Loyalty Increase)
>Half Dragon Shapeshift (No loyalty increase or decrease)
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>>282360
Look up mutagens and mutagen effects in the character sheet then, because we'll likely need to pick what mutagen we give him.
>>282362
Why not? We kept Anitta didn't we?
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>>282369
>Half Dragon Mk3 (Moderate Loyalty Increase)
Which one did we give to our generals now again? Mk2 or Mk3?
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>>282369
>Half-Dragon Mk2 (Heavy Loyalty Increase)
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>>282373
Mk2, if I am correct.
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>>282369
>>Half-Dragon Mk2 (Heavy Loyalty Increase)
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Looks like Mk2 wins.

You inject him with a syringe of Mutagen H-DMk2, which begins his transformation. His skin starts flaking off, and begins turning into blue scales. Georgy will serve you now. Not Stalin.

You set up some loudspeakers at the edge of the city, overlooking the USSR Camp.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how well you can persuade them to surrender and join you.
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>282403
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>>282378
Finally found it, Generals were Mk4 and Officers Mk3.
>>282403
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>282403
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>282403
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>282407
11+5=16

Bordercheck, roll me a 1d20, and I'll roll one. You have to beat my roll.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>282414
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>>282423
Whelp.

5 vs 16

Overwhelming Success!

Georgy gives a massive speech, mostly about "A new, glorious union" and how he found the light etc... Too much communism involved for you to really care. Until you start hearing shooting from their camp. Apparently Georgy started a coup against the NVKD. A sudden fireball flies skyward...
It seems you might want to get involved before the coup fails.

Actions
>Send in your infantry to assist! (I roll against myself.)
>Fly overhead, and breathe ice everywhere. (Agility)
>Fly overhead, and come crashing down into the center of the camp. (Body)
>Fly over head, and spit acid at the NVKD. (Body)
>Write-In
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>>282434
>Fly overhead, and come crashing down into the center of the camp. (Body)
DYNAMIC ENTRY!
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>>282434
>>Fly overhead, and come crashing down into the center of the camp. (Body)
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Whelp, roll me a 1d20+11 for smashing.
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Rolled 4 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>282467
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Rolled 12 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>282467
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>>282478
12+11=23
Overwhelming Success!

You come flying overhead, and land smack dab in the center of the camp, crushing nearly twelve mages. The rest of the camp stops fighting for a few seconds to look at you, distracted that a fucking dragon is in their camp.
Actions
>Attempt to get the loyalist USSR members to surrender. (Diplomacy)
>Spit acid at the loyalist USSR members. (Body)
>Get the Loyalist USSR members to either flee or surrender, once you unleash a mighty roar. (Intimidate)
>Smash some of them to bits. That'll get the message across (Body)
>Write-In
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>>282491
>>Attempt to get the loyalist USSR members to surrender. (Diplomacy)
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>>282491
>>Attempt to get the loyalist USSR members to surrender. (Diplomacy)
We want whatever mages are still alive, we're in short supply of those.
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>>282491
>Attempt to get the loyalist USSR members to surrender. (Diplomacy
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>>282491
>Attempt to get the loyalist USSR members to surrender. (Diplomacy)
They are ours! All of them!
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All of your humans belong to us.

Roll me a 1d20+8 to see how many surrender.
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Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>282505
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Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>282505
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>>282515
15+8=23

Great Success!

"I recommend that thee surrender, knaves, for I for I wilt have mercy upon all, so long as thee serveth me."

The loyalists look around... And most surrender. Most likely because they don't feel like getting killed by a 400-ton dragon of death and destruction.

You return to Leningrad, your army reinforced with the traitors.
A month passes, as your men and the Russians start getting along better. Georgy is in command of the Second Division, and has taken a liking to his new form.

New Ally: Georgy Zhukov

It is currently December, and moving is very likely for you to loose soldiers.

Actions

>March to Moscow! (Body)
>You will go south to assist the Germans. (Body)
>You will fall back to Stockholm for the winter.
>You will stay in Leningrad.
>Write-in
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>>282528
>You will fall back to Stockholm for the winter.
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>>282528

>March to Moscow! (Body)
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>>282528
>You will go south to assist the Germans. (Body)
If that's where the enemy is, then that's where we will go.
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>>282528
>You will go south to assist the Germans. (Body)
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>>282528
>You will go south to assist the Germans. (Body)
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Roll me a 1d20+12 for helping the Germans. (+1 from Zhukov.)
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Rolled 8 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>282557
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Rolled 17 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>282557
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Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>282557
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>>282564
17+12=29

Overwhelming Success

By early Janurary, you get to Poland, flanking the USSR forces. The Germans are being slightly pushed back now, and none of your men have deserted.

Actions
>You will encircle the enemy and crush them! (Tactics)
>You will order bombardments and move in. (Tactics)
>You will order a blitzkrieg on their flank. (Tactics)
>Write-In
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>>282577
>You will order a blitzkrieg on their flank. (Tactics)
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Something came up last minute, I'll see you guys in a few hours.
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>>282577
>>You will order a blitzkrieg on their flank. (Tactics)
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>>282583
This
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>>282583
+1
blitzkrieg is bestkrieg
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>>282577
Palms facing out what does that remind me of... also Russian high command is probably baba yaga or rasputin
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>>282952
I could see the QM throwing in rasputin desu
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>>283236
Yeah he's probably a lich
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also OP I was wondering when we finish our magic university so we can write a letter to sweden/our family and ask for mages (if thats a possibility)
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>>282062
Op ded
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Alright, back.
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Looks like Blitzkrieg Won, roll me a 1d20+4 for tactics.

Tactics leveled up!
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>>283829
Sixteen Goddamn minutes
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>283836
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>>283836
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>283844
Shit
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Dragon Lord have mercy on me.
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>>283842
18+4=22

Good Success!

Your forces move down south, however aong the way you loose soldiers due to the cold, and one of the T-34 tanks was found with it's crew and hatch missing.

Lost: 4931x Infantry
Lost: 1 T-34 Tank

Current Forces
69,938x Human Infantry
123x Howitizers
40x Bombers
102x Mustangs
42,635x Imperial Volunteers
3923x Spanish Volunteers
2539x Light Tanks
25x Glacial Dragon Tanks
546x Medium Tanks
504x Heavy Tanks
4x Half Tracks
1x Panzer un Wehrwolf
150x Svea Livgarde Yuan-Ti
75x Draconic Corps

Eventually, you capture vital towns for supplies, and the enemy will start suffering attrition. Since most of their forces are on this front, you could blitz their supplies to drive them out further...

Actions
>Blitzkrieg their supply depots and liberate it for the Holy Empire.
>Fall back, and take over Moscow. (Body)
>Write-In
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>>283863
>Blitzkrieg their supply depots and liberate it for the Holy Empire.
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>>283863
>Blitzkrieg their supply depots and liberate it for the Holy Empire.
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>>283863
>>Blitzkrieg their supply depots and liberate it for the Holy Empire.
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>>283863
>blitz
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>>283863
>convert the godless heathens to God, or you
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>>283863
>Fall back, and take over Moscow. (Body)
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You flank their forces further, while Georgy liberates Warsaw from the USSR forces. Apparently, reports of a millitary march and celebration of it's citizenry come through, and you find yourself behind the USSR's now abysmal front line. It requires little work to destroy it, and the pressure on Berlin is gone. You and the Germans now have a unified force... However, it will take two months to arrive at Moscow, during which you will surely be under heavy attack and ambush.

Actions

>You will ignore the guerillas and head straight for Moscow. (Body, VERY HARD)
>You will only attack Guerrilas that threaten the convoys directly. Will slow you down by another month. (Body, HARD)
>You will attack any guerillas that show their face! (Body.) You will be slowed down by two months.
>Write-In

Currently the month is Early December
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>>283889
>You will ignore the guerillas and head straight for Moscow. (Body, VERY HARD)
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>>283889
>>You will only attack Guerrilas that threaten the convoys directly. Will slow you down by another month. (Body, HARD)
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>>283889
>ignore
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>>283889
>You will attack any guerillas that show their face! (Body.) You will be slowed down by two months
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Looks like Ignore wins. Roll me a 1d20+12 (+1 from Zhukov.)
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Rolled 9 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>283914
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Rolled 18 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>283914
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>>283918
18+12=30

Success!

You rush there in record-breaking time, the defenders have had nearly little time to prepare... However, casulties along the way were high, even for you.

You lost: 10,400x Infantry
You lost: 1 Half Track
You lost twelve Medium Tanks

Moscow is barely able to be defended...

Actions

>Rush through it's defenders and straight to the Kremlin. This is easy as cake. (Body)
>Fly overhead. Your army can deal with the defenders... You have to deal with Stalin, however. (Agility)
>Need to get rid of defenders? Have General Winter work for you... (Agility)
>Who needs flesh when you have Acid Spit? (Body)
>Write-In
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>>283914
http://youtu.be/aiSdTQ9DW9g
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>>283933
>Fly overhead. Your army can deal with the defenders... You have to deal with Stalin, however. (Agility)
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>>283933
>walk straight in with frost blaring at full power eating everyone you see
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>>283933
>Rush through it's defenders and straight to the Kremlin. This is easy as cake. (Body)
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>>283933
>>Who needs flesh when you have Acid Spit? (Body)
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>>283954
changed to>Rush through it's defenders and straight to the Kremlin. This is easy as cake. (Body)
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Whelp, roll me a 1d20+11 for rushing
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Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>283964
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Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

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>>283973
14+11=25

Overwhelming Success

You rush through the pitiful Russian defenses, eating and tearing through buildings and men alike. Tank shells hit you, but deal little to no damage. Eventually, the Kremlin stands before you, with the last remnants of the Red Guard, who quickly flees at your approach.

Stalin, followed by twelve strange looking men, leave. Stalin looks up confidently at you. Expecting you to speak, no doubt.

Actions
>Boast how you have done what no mortal has done before, and how you have conquered Russia.
>Eat him. Probably safer then a monologue.
>Acid breath? Acid breath. You never liked Stalin's mustache anyways.
>Demand his surrender.
>Just crush him.

Current HP: 9540
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>>283990
>Just crush him.
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>>283990
>>Acid breath? Acid breath. You never liked Stalin's mustache anyways.
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>>283990
>just freeze him
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>>283990
>Demand his surrender.
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>>283990
>Acid breath? Acid breath. You never liked Stalin's mustache anyways.

Let's see how Stalins facial hair holds up then.
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>>283990
>Tell me where the princess is
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You spit your acid straight into Stalin's fucking smug face. He screams and writhes in pain, while the rest of his staff looks at him, somewhat terrified by this. You note that his ears are... Pointed. The acid chews down to the bone, which is gleaming white.

"Who is in charge now?

A short, stubby man with a beard comes up.

"Oi! I am!"

"A... Dwarf? I bethought thy kind liveth in Sweden."

"Oi, I'll shove up your arrogance up your dragon arse! I'll take your wee little tail, and break it in half and serve to you in a straw! I'll take your shitty little horns and turn them into my codpiece! I'll take your dick and make into a bendy straw! I-" He continues ranting.

You feel a little self-conscious, and fall back just a little... Those things aren't true. Are they?

Actions
>Fuck it, declare yourself the emperor of Russia as well. If they have a dwarf in command, they'll probably follow you rather then the dwarf.
>You got what you came for. Just sign an aggrement with the Dwarf for their surrender.
>Why did Stalin come out in the first place? Might want to ask one of his other staff.
>Tell the dwarf he's been living among elves.
>Write-In
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>>284054
>Why did Stalin come out in the first place? Might want to ask one of his other staff.
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>>284054
>>Tell the dwarf he's been living among elves.
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>>284054
>Why did Stalin come out in the first place? Might want to ask one of his other staff.
>Tell the dwarf he's been living among elves.
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>>284061
>>284066
Both this
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>>284054
>Fuck it, declare yourself the emperor of Russia as well. If they have a dwarf in command, they'll probably follow you rather then the dwarf.
We should probably deal with the fact that was probably a double later.
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>>284054
>>Why did Stalin come out in the first place? Might want to ask one of his other staff.
>>Tell the dwarf he's been living among elves.
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>>284054
>Fuck it, declare yourself the emperor of Russia as well. If they have a dwarf in command, they'll probably follow you rather then the dwarf.

Were you inspired by Ravandil's quest by chance?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rfdMjGUTEHg
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>>284090
>>284090
What? Holy shit I'm going to watch these now.
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Welp. OP is gonna be gone for half an hour watching Ravandil's quest. My bad everyone.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Looks like a tie between Tell the Dwarf & Why out, and Declare Emperor.

Rolling.

1=Emperor
2=Tell Dwarf
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You whisper (as quietly as a dragon can) to one of the staff.

"Why didst Stalin cometh out to see me?"

"He was planning on threatening you with a nuclear launch against Stockholm."

"That gent... Could that gent do't?"

"No. Everyone knows that Nuclear Strikes don't exist, it's just propoganda to keep the citizens working for Mother Russia. He was hoping you bought into it as well."

"Whither is Russia's might army and navy? Why wast't so easy to taketh ov'r?"

"Budget cuts, also Stalin was trying to get on the good side of the SSD."

"I bethought Stalin owned the SSD."

"No, it is the SSD who owns him."

You nod, and turn to the dwarf, admist his angry rant.

"Doth thee wonder wherefore thy company hath pointed ears?"

He turns silent, and turns to the officers, who are slowly backing away.

"Oi, ya' ain't elves, are ya?"

"N... No?"

"THAT'S WHAT A KNIFE-EARS WOULD SAY!"

The dwarf takes out a concealed handaxe, and starts chasing the officers around. This is somewhat adorable, since the dwarf has little, stubby legs.

Actions

>You kind of like this dwarf. You will just ask for his surrender and go.
>Try to see if you can't get him to be your vassal. (Diplomacy)
>Try to annex him. (Diplomacy, HARD)
>Eat him, and declare Russia under your personal domain.
>Write-In

I am having too much fun writing Shakespearean. Just wondering if you guys like the work I do in making Renexizious sound like him.
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>>284162
>>Try to see if you can't get him to be your vassal. (Diplomacy)
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>>284162
>Try to annex him. (Diplomacy, HARD)
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>>284167
This
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>>284162
>Try to see if you can't get him to be your vassal. (Diplomacy)

It is pretty amusing to see Shakespearaen tone in this quest. I just came here from the Nazi experiment quest and everything here looks flipping amazing, I'm looking through the archives during spare time.
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>>284167
Annex and do we get a bonus from helping expose the elf scum
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>>284196
yes

Roll me a 1d20+9 (+1 for enacting the Great Purge against the vile elves)
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Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>284208
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>>284162
>help kill knife ears
>convert the dwarf and then vasselise
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Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>284208
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reroll?
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Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

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Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>284224
Wtf
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>>284224
why roll?
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>>284224
Whelp... Use barbaric?

>Yes
>No
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>>284235
yes
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>>284233
I don't know why the dice gods cursed me >yes
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>>284235
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Use our eye for the bonus also
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Roll me a 1d20.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>284258
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>284258
Let the dice gods guide me
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

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>>284266
9
Very Bad Failure!

"Maybe thee should surrender, and taketh the benefits that cometh with being a citizen of mine empire?"

dwarf looks at you, while attempting to chase around his officers.

"Oi! I ain't following a shitty dragon! I'd rather the Orks in Siberia slowly grind my bones into dust for me to snort back up, rather than serve you, you little dragon fuckboy!"

God, this guy is a fucking dick. Also... Orks? Orks in Siberia?

Actions

>Just eat this fuck and declare soveringity. (Agility, HARD)
>Try to insult him back. (Charisma, HARD)
>Fuck this guy. Just do what you did to Stalin. (Body)
>Write-In
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>>284298
>Fuck this guy. Just do what you did to Stalin. (Body)
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>>284298
>>Try to insult him back. (Charisma, HARD)
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>>284298
>Try to insult him back. (Charisma, HARD)

This guy is just too good to throw away
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>>284307
Yes
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Roll me a 1d20+5 for Insults.

I will give a +2 bonus for any good insults you guys come up with. A +3 bonus if it's in Shakespearean.
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>>284317
I would challenge thee to a battle of wit but thou would have no weapons
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>284317
>"Thou art a lout that smiths liketh an elf and you hold thine drink worse than one!"
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

Doth mother wast so large she giveth youth Autism
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>284317
Sayeth thy being of short nature, thy mongrels of mine empire are larger.
>>284335
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>284317
Thou art a mammering whey-faced milksop that fornicates with thine incestous kobold-spawn!
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Rolled 4, 16, 16 + 5 = 41 (3d20 + 5)

>>284335
Whelp, I guess Renexizious cannot into insults.

All of these are great. So... I will hold this in a contest of three. So it seems like...
First Insult
1
Second Insult
19
Third Insult
19

Rolling for his comebacks.
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You brazenly prepare yourself for a duel.
A battle of the wits.

"Thou ar... Art a out that smiths... Smiths liketh a... Dwar- I mean, elf, and thy holdeth drink bett-I mean worse, then one!"

He pats you on the snout.

"Oi, that means a lot, coming from a dragon who's breath smells... Pretty decent."

Both of you akwardly look around for a few seconds. One of the officers coughs, and you hear the word... "Gay..." and the Dwarf throws his handaxe into the Officer's hat.

Then, you decide to follow up.

"Sayeth thy being of short nature, thy mongrels of mine empire are larger."

He follows up

"At least my mongrels aren't fucking yer' wife! I hear back in Sweden, you plough female wolves!"
You follow up again, slightly agitated.

"Thou art a mammering whey-faced milksop that fornicates with thine incestous kobold-spawn!"

He kind of freezes up, and laughs.

"Oi, for a dragon, you ain't so bad. Though you could use a hand in the fine works of insultcrafting. I'll be honored to join ya', my Emperor."

Actions
>Sweet. What the hell is this guy's name?
>Alright... What was that comment about Orcs... Or Orks?
>Well. You guess it's time to head back to Stockholm.
>Write-In
>Write-In
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>>284386
>convert, name, orks
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>>284386
>>Sweet. What the hell is this guy's name?
>>Alright... What was that comment about Orcs... Or Orks?
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Wait did we annex, and choose all
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>>284386
>Alright... What was that comment about Orcs... Or Orks?
Depending on the type of orc we can weaponise them or make them mercenary.
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>>284391
No, just Vassalized.
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>>284386
>Sweet. What the hell is this guy's name?

something irontongue is his name
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>>284392
Or just Enslave, convert, and use for batterys
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>>284386
>>Alright... What was that comment about Orcs... Or Orks?
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>>284394
Let's secure the crystals for making better magis first
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"I am Hathur Torrum, high-king!"

"Valorous, now telleth me of thine Orcish problem in Siberia?"

"Aye, Uncle Stalin himself sent most of the army to Siberia to take care of those damned Orcs. Turns out it's hard as hell to take care of em. The army is coming back as well speak however... And hopefully, the mountains should hold back the hoard."

"Art thine Orcs intelligent, or simply motley-minded?"

"Oi, I wouldn't know that. Stalin kept that shit all hidden away from us!"

Actions
>Well... Probably best to deal with the Orc Horde using your personal regiments, and yourself. If they're amiable, prehaps you can talk.
>Time to bring the army further easterward.
>Go back to Stockholm
>Write-In
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>>284420
>Time to bring the army further easterward.
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>>284420
>Time to bring the army further easterward.
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>>284420
>best to deal with it
Also send our wife a letter
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>>284420
I'm calling it rasputin is the headmaster of the Russian Academy of russia
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>>284420
>>Well... Probably best to deal with the Orc Horde using your personal regiments, and yourself. If they're amiable, prehaps you can talk.
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>>284440
*of magic
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.
1=Army
2=Personally
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You gather up your personal regiments, and put them on your back (The tank you just hold onto.), and fly towards Siberia.

After four hours of flight, you see in the distance, a small horde of what seems to be Orcs coming towards you. Apparently they don't notice you.

Actions
>Land, and attempt to talk to them.
>Strafe them with acid. (Body.)
>Strafe them with Ice. (Agility)
>Body-Slam as many of them as possible. (Body)
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>>284464
>Land, and attempt to talk to them.
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>>284464
>Land, and attempt to talk to them.
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>>284464
>>Land, and attempt to talk to them.
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>>284468
>>284473
+1
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>>284464
callin it that their either mongols, huns, or cossacks
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>>284464
Hey questy how long do dragons usually live
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>>284482
You son of a bitch.

You land not too far from them, and startle their horses. They seem to be wearing kilts and rough sweaters, and seem to also have a small horde of goats not too far from them. Some of them have crude swords and claymores, while others use bows.
One comes up to you, speaking crude russian.

"You big. We Orcs. We free. We will not fight you, beast."

Hm. Peaceful orcs?

Actions
>Tell them this land is by law, your land.
>Eat this guy. Orcs only respect strength, (judging from the D&D books you've read. Intimidate)
>Tell him you are in fact, not a beast, and rather intelligent.
>Tell them to bring you to their chief.
>Write-In

>>284492
Your not sure, but they apparently grow up fast.
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>>284494
>Tell them to bring you to their chief.
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>>284494
For a second, I thought I accidentally put Chief as chef.
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>>284494
this >>284501
and also
>Tell them to bring you to their chief.

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
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>>284494
>Tell him you are in fact, not a beast, and rather intelligent.
>Tell them to bring you to their chief.
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>>284507
crap meant to say
"and also
>Eat this guy. Orcs only respect strength, (judging from the D&D books you've read. Intimidate)
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"Taketh me to your chief, Orc."

The orc looks confused.

"You speak... Orckish. Are you not beast?"

"I am not a beast sir, I am a noble dragon."

"Dra...Gon? You sound like chief."

"Speaking of thy chief... Bringeth me him."[r/ed]

The orc nods, and blows a horn.

An orc wearing more fur then usual comes forward.

"I am Khan Moghuil-aro-Karok, Venecilator azid da Vestihlmos Mountains, ruler over the Karok tribe. What do you want, beast?"

"I believe I said earlier, I am not a beast."

"You seem like beast, not a orc or one of those... Humans."

You sigh.

Actions
>Try to convert him. (Conversion)
>Eat him, and proclaim rulership over the tribe.
>Try to culture him, at the very least. (Learning.)
>A man with a long title is quite impressive... If only you can understand what the hell those meant, you'd be more impressed. (Charisma)
>Teach him the difference between a Beast, and a Dragon. (Learning)
>Write-In
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>>284534
>>Try to culture him, at the very least. (Learning.)
Let's not try and rule a bunch of simpletons.
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>>284534
>>Try to culture him, at the very least. (Learning.)
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>>284534
>Teach him the difference between a Beast, and a Dragon. (Learning)
>Try to culture him, at the very least. (Learning.)
do these first
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>>284534
>>Try to culture him, at the very least. (Learning.)
>Teach him the difference between a Beast, and a Dragon. (Learning)
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Whelp, roll me a 2d20+4
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>284557
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Rolled 7, 11 + 4 = 22 (2d20 + 4)

>>284557
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>>284534
>convert
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Rolled 1, 4 + 4 = 9 (2d20 + 4)

>>284561
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>284557
>>284561
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Rolled 19, 8 + 4 = 31 (2d20 + 4)

>>
Rolled 19, 5 + 4 = 28 (2d20 + 4)

>>284557
How do we reach these orcs?
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Rolled 17, 2 + 4 = 23 (2d20 + 4)

>>284557
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>>284566
1+4=5
Critical Failure
>>284563
11+4=15
Success

You fail, epically on teaching him what the difference between a beast and a dragon is. In fact, you might of confused them to the degree that a beast IS a dragon. However, they pick up much better on the culture bit... So you could mold them a little more...

Actions
>Mold them into ruthless warriors!
>Mold them into the Draconic Culture.
>Mold them into Swedish Culture.
>Mold them into Russian Culture.
>Mold them into Dwarven Culture
>Wirte-In
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>>284582
>Mold them into the Draconic Culture.
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>>284582
Mold them into Fingolian culture
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>>284582
>good dragon worshipping warriors
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>>284582
>>Mold them into the Draconic Culture.
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>>284596
changed to>Mold them into Swedish Culture.
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You begin molding them to speak Draconic, rather then their filthy peasant speak known as Russian. Of course, since they think your wise and intelligent (you are!), they rapidly adopt this. Their camp is abuzz with them speaking strange new words, and otherwise attempting to understand you better. They even give you a bowl of mutton, which thanks to your draconic form, is rather small. You still eat it.

The tribe seems to be rather friendly, and the Chieftain seems to be well-regarded among nearly everyone. He seems eager to learn further about you.
Actions
>Convert them to a religion... (Conversion)
>See if you can't guide them back to Russia or Sweden. You think they will fit in rather well.
>Take command of their settlement from their leader.
>Ask if there is any other tribes in the area.
>Write-In
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>>284602
>Convert them to a religion... (Conversion)
Make them dragon worshippers.
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>>284602
>>Ask if there is any other tribes in the area.
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>>284602
>Convert them to a religion... (Conversion)
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>>284602
>convert then inquire about other tribes
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Looks like convert wins...

Which religion will you attempt to persuade them to follow?

>Catholicism
>Draconic-Catholicism
>Draconic
>Draconic-Paganic
>Write-In
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>>284628
>Draconic-Catholicism
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>>284628
>>Draconic-Catholicism
But say that the heathen cannot know about it
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>>284628
>Draconic-Catholicism
whats this religion
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>>284628
>Draconic-Catholicism
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>>284634
>284634
Draconic Catholicism is basically just "your a saint, and possibly the son of God."

Roll me a 1d20+4 for Conversion.

Conversion has leveled up!
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>284638
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>284638
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>>284628
>>Draconic
>>Draconic-Paganic
what are theys religions
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>>284650
Draconic is just worshipping you as a God, and your children as saints, while those mutated into dragonbloods and shit, are basically God's chosen people.
Draconic Paganism is well... Basically your part of the Norse pantheon.

Going to wait for one more roll.
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

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>>284653
Holy shit!
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>>284653
Drakon Deus Vult

Dragon God Wills it.
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>>284661
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>>284653
20+4=24
Critical Success

You teach them about you and your relation with God... How if you were this powerful, why aren't you God's son?

They nod faithfully, and actively seek redemption for their transgressions against you. They may be simple, but they are zealous in heart, soul, and body. They accept your word as divine mandate. Their chief approachs you.

"How can we repay you... O mighty dragon, for uplifting us to God's gaze? For we are his servants, in light and dark. Anyhow... The tribe wishes to come with you to the Holy Land. Perhaps there, we will find enlightenment and purpose in your Holy Domain."

Actions
>Good... You will take them back to Sweden to adjust themselves among the populace.
>No, you will leave them here in Siberia.
>Write-In
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>>284688
>Good... You will take them back to Sweden to adjust themselves among the populace.
Instead of them just living in sweden have them stay at the palace so we can make them a part of our personal regiment.
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>>284696
this
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>>284688
>Good... You will take them back to Sweden to adjust themselves among the populace.
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>>284688
I'm not sure how well a race of religiously fanatic brutes will act in Sweden. Maybe just bring a few with us.
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>>284702
#NotAllDragonWorshipers
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>>284688
>>No, you will leave them here in Siberia.
>>
Just going to point out this is a tribe of about 1500 orcs. Not really too many.
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>>284688
>come with me you shall serve me as friends
>>
Looks like taking them in as your personal Regiment wins.

The chieftan almost looks like he has tears in his eyes, and starts something similar to that of a prayer and an oath to you. The rest of the tribe does likewise. You fly back to Stockholm, where your servants groan at having to take care of more people with voracious appetites.

Your children and wife run out, and hugs are given. After a rather length dialogue, it seems your family is extremely proud of you doing what could not be done by any other mortal... Conquering Russia.

Current Month: March

National Actions: Two (+1 from Absolute)

>Research Something,
>Construct Something
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Reform Government
>Spread Religion
>Spread Culture
>Encourage Industry
>Diplomacy
>Espionage
>Write-In

Personal Actions: One

>Talk to your Wife
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your children.
>Call for more Concubines.
>Read Something
>Go down to your newly built University.
>Talk to a Political Party Leader
>Talk to a Vassal
>Write-in
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>>284739
>research
>spread religion
>read mein kampf to the end finally
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>>284739
>Research Something
>Encourage Industry
>Go down to your newly built University.
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>>284739
>Spread Culture
>Go down to your newly built University.
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>>284739
>>Research Something,
>Encourage Industry
>Go down to your newly built University.
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>>284744
Research using drakkengas for military aplications
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So going to point some stuff out.

Going more Autocratic equals more National Actions, and slightly increased chance of failure for National Actions.

Going more Republic equals less National Actions, but higher chance of success.
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>>284739
>Research Something,
>Spread Culture
>Talk to a Political Party Leader
>>
Looks like...
Research
Spread Culture
and
Go to Unniversity wins.

Writing.
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>>284767
>>284752
>>284747
>>
Following list of options for Research.

>Millitary-grade Dragonfuel. (HARD)
>Enhanced Anti-Air
>Enhanced Anti-Tank
>Mutations
>Propaganda
>Education
>Agriculture
>Medicine
>Magic (+2 from having the University of Moscow)
>Infantry Weaponry
>Vehicles
>Aerial Vehicles
>Industrial Equipment
>Write-In
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>>284777
>try to figure out the secret to the atomic bomb
We need to get on the same level as NATO
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>>284777
>Agriculture
Need that food growth.
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>>284777
>>Education
op there are two Encourage Industry and two Culture so its a tie
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>>284787
Shit, well then. I'll try to preform better next time.

>>284779
This could end well... Or end really, really, really, really, really badly.
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>>284777
Education
>>
>>284777
>Mutations
>>
Looks like Education wins.

Select one upgrade out of three.

>Biased Education: The Education System learns how to subtlety influence student's views. You can lean new citizens in favor of patriotism and glory this way.
>Religious Education: The Education System recruits more... Religious teachers, to teach their students. This will allow you to make students lean in the direction of a particular religion.
>"Multi-Cultural" Education: You employ different species rather then Humans to educate youths. This will allow you to make the students adopt a new culture, or counter culture, or adopt a per-existing one.
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>>284807
>Religious Education: The Education System recruits more... Religious teachers, to teach their students. This will allow you to make students lean in the direction of a particular religion.
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>>284807
>Religious Education: The Education System recruits more... Religious teachers, to teach their students. This will allow you to make students lean in the direction of a particular religion.
Holy Empire when?
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>>284807
>>"Multi-Cultural" Education: You employ different species rather then Humans to educate youths. This will allow you to make the students adopt a new culture, or counter culture, or adopt a per-existing one.
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>>284814
changed to>Biased Education: The Education System learns how to subtlety influence student's views. You can lean new citizens in favor of patriotism and glory this way.
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>>284807
>Religious Education: The Education System recruits more... Religious teachers, to teach their students. This will allow you to make students lean in the direction of a particular religion.
>>
Looks like Religious Education wins... Now select which faith you want the students to lean to in the future.

>Catholicism. (Dominant.)
>Draconic-Catholicism
>Draconic
>Paganism
>Paganic-Draconic
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>>284826
>Catholicism. (Dominant.)
Please the Pope for a bit.
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>>284826
>Draconic-Catholicism
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>>284826
>>Draconic-Catholicism
>>
>>284826
>Draconic-Catholicism

It elevates us to a deity status and keeps the Pope happy.
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>>284826
>Draconic-Catholicism
>>
Draconic Catholicism wins... Now roll me a 1d20+2 (-2 from Semi-Autocratic)
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>>284826
Can recruiting a spy and sending them to the vatican a thing we can do
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>>284843
Yep.
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Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>284840
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>284840
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Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>284840
We beautified yet?
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

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>>284846
Well time to use anger
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>>284848
5+2=7

Failure!

The policy is 2/4th of the way passed. You'll need to spend an addition action on it next turn.

Now, for Culture.

City
>Stockholm
>Hansodr
>Gallianthalls
>Oslo
>Helenski
>Moscow
>Reykjavik

Culture
>Draconic
>Swedish
>Draconical-Swedish
>Write-In
(Also, Barbaric will not be available once per day, since we're going to a monthly time-frame. It is back to once per session.)
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>>284863
>Stockholm
>Draconical-Swedish
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>>284863
>stolkholm draconic-swedish
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>>284863
>Stockholm
>Draconical-Swedish
>>
Looks like Draconical Swedish wins. Roll me a 1d20+2 for implementing this.
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Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>284869
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>284869
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>>284873
16+2=18

Good Success!

You order capitalists, organizers, newspapers, etc, to start merchandising you. Hell, a new type of shoes is named after you. You manage to make the press get your good side, make fucktons of pamphlets, advertise, and look good in general. Also keep the eating people thing down. Soon enough, most of Stockholm wants to be like their role model... You.

You decide towards the end of the month, you need a little break from managing the Empire... You decide to go to your recently built Unniversity.

Forms

>You'll go as a human, and infiltrate as a student.
>You'll go as a dragonblood, and act like Renexizious himself ordered you to attend.
>Half-Dragon. You like attention, but you'd still like to survey the classes and whatnot.
>Dragon. See how long it takes before one of teachers grovels before you.
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>>284888
>>You'll go as a human, and infiltrate as a student.
These teachers have to be good.
>>
>>284888
>Half-Dragon. You like attention, but you'd still like to survey the classes and whatnot.
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>>284888
>>You'll go as a human, and infiltrate as a student.
>>
>>284893
This
>>
>>284888
>human
Perhaps we can teach
>>
>>284888
>Half-Dragon. You like attention, but you'd still like to survey the classes and whatnot.
>>
You decide to enter as a student.

Human Form

You walk into the school... God. This reminds you of your college days. If you had any. So your just reminiscent about the time you saved Stockholm.
You can attend a class, or attempt to teach at one. Please tell me if you want to attend, or teach.
>Necromancy and You
>Enchantment and how to make Super-Tanks
>Fire Magic, and Fire!
>Ice Magic, and frostbite.
>Divine Worship, a class devoted to not getting Smited.
>Illusion Magic, a class for people who like hiding.
>>
>>284914
>Enchantment and how to make Super-Tanks
>>
>>284914
>Necromancy and You
Attend
>>
>>284914
>>Ice Magic, and frostbite.
Attend
>>
>>284920
Tell me if you want to attend or teach m8
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>>284926
Attend
>>
Rolled 3 (1d3)

Whelp, rolling.

1=Necromancy.
2=Ice Magic
3=Enchantment
>>
You walk into class, and take a seat. You notice a rather good-looking girl sits next to you. Maybe because you have an air of awesome, or maybe it's because your too cool for school. Actually. You never went to school. That must be definitive proof.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for actually learning some Enchantment!
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>284937
>>
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>284937
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>284937
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>>284942
16+4=20
Success!

The teacher begins explaining to you the art of runes, and one in particular... Alpha Runes. Alpha Runes are unique in the fact you can combine two lesser runes, such as Wind and Ice to create something similar in effect. He teaches... Decently enough, you suppose.

+2 to Enchantment.
New Rune: Alpha Runes

After this is finished, you notice Campus Security coming down the hall. Apparently the teacher found out you aren't supposed to be there, and you scram.

Month: April

National Options: Two

>Finish Up Implementing Education
>Construct Something
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Reform Government
>Spread Religion
>Spread Culture
>Encourage Industry
>Diplomacy
>Espionage
>Write-In

Personal Actions

>Talk to your Wife
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your children.
>Call for more Concubines.
>Read Something
>Go to the University (COOL-DOWN: 2 Months)
>Talk to a Political Party Leader
>Talk to a Vassal
>Write-in
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>>284975
>>Finish Up Implementing Education
>Encourage Industry
>Read Something
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>>284975
>Finish Up Implementing Education
>Construct Something
>Talk to a Vassal
Lets see hows the white death doing
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>>284975
>espionage
>encourage industry
>read mein kampf
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>>284975
>Finish Up Implementing Education
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Talk to a Political Party Leader

Would it be possible that we get a map that can outline our state and vassals?
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>>285000
Here you go.

Looks like Finish Education, Encourge Industry, and read Book wins.
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>>285019
We should take eastern europe GGEZ
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You finally finish getting the right teachers, and your servants finally finish fishing through resumes. Then, it comes to Industry.

New Industry

>The German Panzer corporation has had untold success once you introduced the Panzer un Wehrwolf to fight against the USSR. Now, they want to reward you for doing this by opening up a new Heavy Panzer factory in Stockholm. This time, tailored for Half-Dragons. However, you will have to pay for it.
>A french gun corporation is attempting to set up business here in Stockholm.
>A Russian oil tycoon is wanting access to the untapped oil we have here in Scandaniva.
>A Dwarf from Greece wants a trade agreement with his brethren in Gallianthalls, mostly trading for gems and minerals.
>Local Industry is booming after the war... Perhaps you could capitalize further by denationalizing the Coca-Cola corp, since it's useless in your hands.
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>>285019
Can we check what resources our cities have
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>>285031
It's in character sheet.
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>>285029
>The German Panzer corporation has had untold success once you introduced the Panzer un Wehrwolf to fight against the USSR. Now, they want to reward you for doing this by opening up a new Heavy Panzer factory in Stockholm. This time, tailored for Half-Dragons. However, you will have to pay for it.
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>>285029
>A french gun corporation is attempting to set up business here in Stockholm.
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>>285034
Some cities have it listed as UNKNOWN
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>>285038
Oh, then you can actively search that stuff, yes.
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>>285040
K, can we do it as a free action just like telling someone to go check it out?
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>285049
No, not really. You're basically telling some company to check it out.

Rolling for action
1=Search
2=Panzer
3=French Gun
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The Panzer Corp sets up yet another factoy in your city, and the CEO thanks you over the phone. Apparently working with you is extremely good for business.

After this, you find you have plenty of time to spend resting... What book do you read?
>Mein Kampf
>Communist Manfiesto
>Fire Magic
>Ice Magic
>You should get more books from the city's bookstores. (Feel free to specify)
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>>285063
>Mein Kampf
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>>285063
ice magic
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>>285063
>mein kampf
Also you have public Healthcare written twice in the car sheet
>>
Looks like Mein Kampf wins. Roll me a 1d20+4 for understanding it.
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>285071
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>285071
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>>285076
14+4=18
Success!

After reading Adolf's amazing book, which you couldn't put down. You finally understand how true fascism works...

New Government: Fascism (Fasicism: Recieve 3 National Points, with a -3 to succeed on any national point used. Military will become Loyal, and opposing parties will suffer a huge popularity hit. Propaganda and Education will be more effective, but relations with other nations will start failing. You can also now build your own industry, rather then relying on corporations.)

Institute Fascism?
>Yes
>No
>Mix it with another government? (i.e: Monarchist Fascism, Theocratic Fascism, etc...)
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>>285080
Theocratic(Divine) Monarchist Fascism
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>>285080
>Yes
Having a loyal military sounds good to me.
>>
>>285084
Basically... Treat yourself as a God-Emperor, with absolute control over everything, and still have the royal family?

sounds interesting m8
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>>285080
>theomonarchist facism
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>>285089
not so much on the god part, we are catholic so like someone said before, we're considered a demon (dragon) redeemed into a living saint
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Effects of Theocratic Monarchistic Fascism

Receive 3 National Points, with a -3 to succeed on any national point...However, you gain the ability "For God And Country", which changes this -3 to a +3 for one action. Millitary will not become Loyal. Opposing Parties will suffer a huge popularity hit, and most religious people will side with Loyalists, but atheists will side with Communism and Socialism more. Religious Education will be more effective, and relations with other countries will slightly decrease. You can still build new industry. All non-loyalist parties will become Angered.

Institute this?
>Yes
>No
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>>285099
Why does military not become loyal
>yes
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>>285102
Military won't get unimpeded run of the nation, it basically now has to share.
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>>285098
>yes
but like I said, we're just instituting draco-catholicism, I'd say we ask for a pass from the pope so people arent as angered
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>>285099
>Yes
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>>285106
Can we get loyal clergy cause they'll have free reign
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You begin reformation of the government... You feel as if the next few days are going to be a little brutal. You send the Millitary to attack opposition parties, people who oppose you openly, and those who are already in hiding, you have the clergy condemn. So far, it is a smooth transition of power.

It is now: May.

When you wake up one morning, you find your son, Charlemagne watching televesion.

"Hey dad... Did you know Viktor got his own show in the USA?"

"What? He did?"

"Yeah, he's apparently on twenty TVs, some playing as a dragon, and he's apparently a talk-show host now."

"Damn. That was fast. I wonder what he's planning..."

Actions
>Watch Viktor's apparent talk show.
>No, you'd rather do something else.
>Ask Charlemagne on how Viktor managed to get his own talk show in only a few months.
>Write-In
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>>285113
>Watch Viktor's apparent talk show.
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>>285113
>watch with the wife
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>>285113
>Watch Viktor's apparent talk show.
>Ask Charlemagne on how Viktor managed to get his own talk show in only a few months.
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Looks like watching show wins.

You yell for Elizabeth, who's apparently trying to get her scales waxed. She yells for Juilius to tell you that she's busy, but be out there in a few minutes. You turn your attention to the television...

The television's narrator comes on...
"Now it's time for... Truth of Viktor!"

A thunderous applause comes on, as Viktor strolls out from the stage, apparently in half-dragon form. He's in a pretty large suit, and takes a stand at a podium.

"Ah, nice to be among you again, my mortal audience! Today, I will be talking about my father's recent revision of the Swedish Constituion, the conquest of the USS-"
A sudden applause goes throughout the room, and cheering.
"As I was saying... USSR... And last but not least, I have a college lycanthrope all the way from Memphis here to join us! She's the author of A Fascist's Draconic Heart..."
A sudden boo goes throughout the crowd.

He raises his hands defensively.
"I know, back in Sweden, we had a word for these types of degenerates... Father's lunch."

Your wife comes over, and sits next to you.

"Holy shit, does Viktor have his own TV show?"

Charlemagne looks at his mom slightly concerned.

"You know, I haven't ever heard you swear before."

"Shush! I am trying to listen to Viktor."

"Now, many of my critics claim I am a cruel, angry man... I will tell you, that is false! Since I was a child, I have dreamed of the freedoms of the United States, but the caution and temper my father wields is essential to use to both protect... And serve the nation!"

Cheers go up from the crowd.

Actions
>Continue Watching
>Turn it off, and do something else.
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>>285141
>keep watching but tell your American spys to contact victor
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>>285141
>Continue Watching

I want to know more here and now.
>>
I think I might continue this tommorow... Just wondering if I got the whole talk-host thing down for viktor or not.
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>>285168
yeah, seems fine
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You decide to continue watching.

"Now, many of the fine patriots of the United States are with us today here, and I would like to thank each and every one of you individually... But, sadly my air-time is heavily limited. I wonder who could be behind it?"

Nearly all of the crowd yells out the government. Viktor gives a grin, and beckons his hands to quiet the crowd down.
"Now now... We can't say that sort of thing on public television. So, going to our first news report... The amendment of the Constitution of Sweden."
He takes out some papers, and looks at the crowd.

"Ah. It seems my PR man wants me to take a more... Liberal, approach to my father's grand success!"
He proceeds to then, eat the papers, and burps loudly. The crowd is cheering him on.

"Ah. Always nice to receive a snack in-between shows. Now, continuing on with my father's success... This only proves further that while men are noble-hearted and undoubtedly the sons of God. For, if my father was not blessed, why would he be able to take power so easily? How would he of crushed the red menace so well?"

He sips from a coffee cup, which he then spits out. The coffee he spit out, is slightly on fire.

"Egh...Crude oil. Not as good as deluxe petroleum, but it works similarly in concept."

"Now... For the USSR. Well, many honest and god-fearing Americans despised the communist bastards, and I am proud to say I am among them. Of course, some of the college folk disagree... But who cares about the damned pinkos? I have however, brought one of them here today, the lycanthropic girl who wrote a book about my father's "evil" regime."
He rolls his eyes, and the crowd boos.

The narrator begins to speak again.
"Welcome, Miss Scarala!"

A small girl wearing glasses enters the stage, and takes a seat by Viktor. She looks rather weak and frail, with small glasses on her.

"My my... Aren't you a pretty thing. Almost feel bad for you."

"I could say the same, you fascist bigot!"

You see Viktor's nose emit a slight amount of flame. The girl is slightly terrified, and backs up in her seat.

"H... How about I tell you about my book."

"Why don't you?"

"W-Well. The book is about how your father killed, forcibly converted, and otherwise terrified the people of Sweden... Why, I even got a report straight from Sweden, from a nice General who was brave enough to betray vile Renexizious!"

Viktor grins.

"I know about that general... Did you know Father had him killed? Did you know that only high-ranking members of the USSR got that report? Did you know what the United States does to spies?"

At this point, she's trembling in fear.

"N-No... Please, I don't want to go to jail."

Viktor at this point, is deriving happiness from this woman's suffering.

Actions
>Keep on watching
>You'd rather not.
>>
>>286208
>>Keep on watching
>>
You decide to keep watching.

"Now, now. Since the USSR is destroyed, we don't have any reason to send you to prison... However, I doubt the government will see it that way."

She quickly runs off the stage.

"And that's Truth of Viktor! Come back next week!"

"Well then. It seems my son has a television show. I wonder what he's planning next."

"Yeah, well, it was nice to see this with you, dad."

Your wife kisses you, and leaves.

National Options: 3

>Research Something
>Calm Dissent
>Construct Something
>Recruit more Soldiers
>Reform Government
>Spread Religion
>Spread Culture
>Build new Industry
>Prepare for War
>Diplomacy
>Espionage (NEW SPY REPORTS)
>Write-In

Personal Actions: 1

>Talk to your Wife
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your children.
>Call for more Concubines.
>Read Something
>Go to the University (COOL-DOWN: 1 Month)
>Talk to a Political Party Leader
>Talk to a Vassal
>See if you can't visit your son Viktor, maybe you can get interviewed on that show.
>Write-in
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>>286269
>Calm Dissent
>Build new Industry
>Espionage
>See if you can't visit your son Viktor, maybe you can get interviewed on that show.
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>>286276
Ditto
>>
>>286269
>Research Something
>Calm Dissent
>Espionage (NEW SPY REPORTS)
>See if you can't visit your son Viktor, maybe you can get interviewed on that show.
>>
>>286281
Let's also see if we can just fly straight to America
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>>286283
You could, but the Government of the USA hates you and might take that as an aggressive action.
>>
Looks like Calm Dissent wins, Build new Industry wins, Espionage wins, and Visit Son wins.

Writing.
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You decide that you must calm the populace. You need people to run your factories, after all.

What are you going to do?
>Hold a meeting at the local U.C.F.S Headquarters. Since everyone is a part of the U.C.F.S now, it'll be highly efficient.
>Televised.
>Interview held by media.
>Interview held by foreign media, so there will be no bias.
>Write-in
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>>286292
We could just tell them beforehand
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>>286312
>Interview held by foreign media, so there will be no bias.
>>
>>286312
>a parade then a speech in the capital
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>>286312
>>Interview held by foreign media, so there will be no bias.
>>
Looks like Foreign Media wins.

Reporters from most of Europe, North America, and some of Asia's more populate part come down. You are ontop of a massive podium and stage... You think it might be able to actually hold your dragon form.

What form?

>You will show the world your more... Human Side.
>You'd rather survive a sniper's bullet. Dragonblood form.
>You enjoy power, but you at the very least want to look humanoid. Half-Dragon it is.
>Fuck stages, and mammals, you cannot be contained. Dragon Form for maximum power.
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>>286344
>Fuck stages, and mammals, you cannot be contained. Dragon Form for maximum power.
>>
>>286344
>Fuck stages, and mammals, you cannot be contained. Dragon Form for maximum power.
The hardest sell, but potentially the most beneficial.
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>>286344
>>You'd rather survive a sniper's bullet. Dragonblood form.
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>>286344
>half-dragon
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>>286357
changed to>You enjoy power, but you at the very least want to look humanoid. Half-Dragon it is.
>>
>>286344
>You'd rather survive a sniper's bullet. Dragonblood form.
>>
Looks like Dragon Form.

You stomp on stage, terrifying most of the reporters. Of course, some of them more used to this, remain seated instead of trying to flee. You also accidentally knock over the microphone, but no one is really brave enough to point this out.

The first question is given to you by a man from the New York Times.

"There are rumors overseas and here in Sweden, that you ordered the execution of many of the opposition members, and even told the clergy to condemn them... What is your stance on this claim?"

>How dare he! You, as a noble dragon would never do such a thing! (Charisma)
>Proudly acknowledge this. They must join, or die. (Charisma)
>Ignore it.
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>>286366
changed back to Dragonblood form.
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>>286344
What does dragon blood form look like
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>>286372
>>How dare he! You, as a noble dragon would never do such a thing! (Charisma)
>>
>>286372
>Inform him many of these partys were radical and this was necessary to insure the safety of your empire from terrorist attacks.
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>>286372
>i wouldn't do such a thing
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>>286377
Dragonblood form is basically a sort of pseudo-human. Without a trained eye, most people will assume your human, but you have slight claws, sharpened fangs, and towards the stomach and armpits, slight scales.
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>>286383
I switch to this
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>>286383
Looks like this wins.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well people receive this.
>>
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>286391
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>>286372
>How dare he! You, as a noble dragon would never do such a thing! (Charisma)

>>286385
So kind of like Priscilla from dark souls minus the fluffy tail.
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>>286383
Good one!
>>
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>
Why is no one rolling when we can still save it with our third roll?
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>>286406
7+5=12
Borderline Failure

Minor Popularity Fall!

"I will have you know, mortal... That most of those parties were radicalized, and in order to ensure the safety of the citizenry, their degenerate views must be eliminated from society. I have given them many... Perhaps too many, chances to repent."

The reporter nods his head, and you answer another question in the crowd, this time coming from a man from National Spain.

"Senor, there are many rumors of you wanting world conquest, and humanity to serve under you, with us being slowly replaced by our more draconic ancestors. How do you plead?"

The man seems to be grinning, he must of been one of those conspiracy nuts...

Actions

>Embrace this, I mean, who doesn't want to be uplifted to be part of the glorious draconic race? (Charisma, HARD)
>Erh... Yes about the world conquest... No on the other. (Charisma, HARD)
>No to either of those. (Charisma.
>Write-in
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>>286431
>>No to either of those. (Charisma.
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>>286431
>No to either of those. (Charisma.
>>
>>286431
>who doesn't want to make themselves better and help others achieve their potential
>>
Looks like No wins.
Roll me a 1d20+5 for that.

Also, just wondering... What's your actual thoughts on this?

>Your speaking the truth.
>No, you want world conquest.
>You want world conquest, and everyone to be gloriously draconic.
>>
>>286470
>You want world conquest, and everyone to be gloriously draconic.
>>
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>286470
>No, you want world conquest.
>Your
>>
>>286470
>dragon world
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>286470
>You want world conquest, and everyone to be gloriously draconic.
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>>286470
>>No, you want world conquest.
>>
No more rolls please
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>286470
>>
>>286473
I've made my mistakes.
>>286480
17+5=22
Great Success!

Also, seems like you guys DO want Dragon Land.

"I don't know what your talking about. The Warsaw Pact would of attacked me first, so shut your filthy mouth, mortal."

He goes quiet, and falters.

The next reporter is from the USA.

"Sir, what is your view on America's democracy?"

Some of the reporters from other nations roll their eyes, and some whisper among themselves.
Hm, interesting.

>Say that is a shining example of peace and liberty to all nations. (Charisma)
>You personally dislike democracy, and your voice, is the voice of the proletariat! (Charisma)
>You hate America, and all it stands for. (Charisma)
>Write-In
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>>286494
It's alright
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>>286494
Facism fly high!
>You personally dislike democracy, and your voice, is the voice of the proletariat! (Charisma)
>>
>>286494
>You personally dislike democracy, and your voice, is the voice of the proletariat! (Charisma)
>>
>>286494
>>You personally dislike democracy, and your voice, is the voice of the proletariat! (Charisma)
>>286494
>>
Guess it's time to speak on behalf of the proletariat.

Roll me a 1d20+5.
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>286523
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

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>>286532
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>>286532
>>286532
Guess not even Americans like democracy.
Writing.
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>>286532
20+5=25

Critical Ovewhelming Success!

"This fad called "Democracy" is nothing more then a sham by the bourgeois! True equality comes from having a true leader... Like me. Not an incompetent fool in charge of a nation. Not a man or woman who can barely lead, and only won because he or she would make a great puppet. In my realm, I am in control. I bring TRUE equality, rather then the empty lies that democracy brings!"

The reporter freezes up, about to counter your points, but sits back down, with tears in his eyes. He might of just realized the truth.

One last reporter raises their hand.

"What is your stance on the Lycanthrope Iron Guard party in Germany?"

"The hell is that?"

"It's a neo-fascistic movement which only allows supernatural creatures into its ranks, or those who wish to become one. They also tend to quote you quite often, and claim you are the father of Fascist-Monsteriusm."

Actions

>Condemn them... True fascism encompasses ALL, no matter the race or culture. (Charisma)
>Encourage this, monsters tend to be better then humans anyways. (Charisma)
>Write-In
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>>286563
>>Condemn them... True fascism encompasses ALL, no matter the race or culture. (Charisma)
>>
>>286563
>Encourage this, monsters tend to be better then humans anyways. (Charisma)
>>
>>286563
>is it a crime to excirsize, to improve yourself? No then why do you judge when people wish to?
>>
>>286563
>Condemn them... True fascism encompasses ALL, no matter the race or culture. (Charisma)
>>
>>286563
>Condemn them... True fascism encompasses ALL, no matter the race or culture. (Charisma)
We just said we're for equality!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Oh man, it's a tie.

1=Encourge
2=Condemn
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>>286583
>Oh man, it's a tie.
no its not
>>
>>286583
noo
>>
>>286581
Sorry for missing your vote mang, just sent it in as soon as a brief pause settled
But don't forget... Some are more equal then others.[/spiler]
>>
Looks like Condemn wins.

Roll me a 1d20+5
>>
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>286592
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>286592
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>286592
>>
>>286603
17+5=22
Good Success!

"They do not represent me. My dream is that of an equal civilization, not one divided by species or race."

"So the Iron Guard does not represent you."

"No. No it does not."

How do you actually feel about the Iron Guard?

>You support it... Monsters are better then humans.
>No, humans and other species are generally equal.
>Write-In

Also, after this we are building industry.
>>
>>286616
>>No, humans and other species are generally equal.
>>
>>286616
>You support it... Monsters are better then humans. More capable and at least our own dragonmutations, loyal.
>>
>>286616
>>No, humans and other species are generally equal.
>>
>>286616
>You support it... Monsters are better then humans.
>>
>>286616
>You support it... Monsters are better then humans.
>>
>>286616
>everyone has their use
>>
Seems like Support wins.

Moving on to industry.
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>>286636
>Seems like Support wins.
no its a tie
>>
>>286641
No, not according to my counting. I was lenient last time.
The news conference goes extremely successful.

Now, Industry.

Check the Character Sheet: Cities for resources, since I'll probably go over the character limit.

>Construct a new Industry (Specify what sort, such as Mining, or Heavy Industry, and in what city.)
>Repair existing Industry (Such a Moscow's industry)
>Upgrade Infrastructure (Specify which city)
>Upgrade current Industry (Specify which industry, and in which city)
>Start a land-lease with another nation.
>Write-In
>>
>>286660
>Repair existing Industry (Such a Moscow's industry)
>>
>>286660
>>Repair existing Industry Moscow's
>>
>>286660
>Repair existing Industry (Such a Moscow's industry)
Maybe we can go a quarter without crashing our industries this time.
>>
So, what industry do you want to repair?

>Moscow's Heavy Industry (Cost: 1 Million)
>Moscow's Destroyed T-34 Tank Factories? (Cost: 2.2 Million)

Current Treasury: $8.3 Million
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>>286691
>Moscow's Heavy Industry (Cost: 1 Million)
>>
>>286691
>Moscow's Heavy Industry (Cost: 1 Million)
>Moscow's Destroyed T-34 Tank Factories? (Cost: 2.2 Million)
Can we do both?
>>
>>286691
Both? Spend money to make money
>>
>>286691
>>Moscow's Heavy Industry (Cost: 1 Million)
>>Moscow's Destroyed T-34 Tank Factories? (Cost: 2.2 Million)
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

Both? alrighty then.

Repairing the industry will take about... Six months.

Hang on, rolling for event...
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>>286712
>Rolled 72 (1d100)
that good or bad
>>
Word has reached you of a small group of slavery Abolitionists... More specifically, for Yuan-Ti. They have garnered plenty of support overseas, mostly in places such as Great Britain, the Hellenic Union, Serbia, and even Brazil.

Today, is the first "Yuan Freedom March" throughout the streets of Stockholm. You could attempt to stop this march, or let it go unimpeded. There is word that it might be televised throughout the world's media as the "First Slither for Freedom".

Actions
>You will interrupt this, you will not allow an organization like this attempt to disrupt the city's streets.
>Let it go unimpeded.
>Invite their leader up to the Palace. You wish to talk to them.
>Wait a minute... Doesn't Charlemagne have a Yuan-Ti girlfriend? Maybe he should be told of this.
>Write-In
>>
>>286725
>Invite their leader up to the Palace. You wish to talk to them.
>>
>>286725
>>Invite their leader up to the Palace. You wish to talk to them.
>>Wait a minute... Doesn't Charlemagne have a Yuan-Ti girlfriend? Maybe he should be told of this.
>>
>>286725
>Invite their leader up to the Palace. You wish to talk to them.
>>
>>286725
Well shite
>get our son's girlfriend up here
>invite them up
>while we're at it mention how ALL of our slaves are dangerous terrorists
>>
You decide to invite their leader up to the palace.

Current Form: Half Dragon
After some time of waiting in the Throne Room, the leader of their organization comes up. What interests you, is that it is not a yuan-ti... Rather it's just a human.

"So, this is your digs man?"
You can smell the marijuana on this man. If you were Viktor, or could at least breath fire, you'd make puns.

"Well. I suppose I should welcome you to the palace... Miss... Uh... How about I just call you Miss Hippie?"

"That's fine by me... Say... Do you have any donuts?"

"Do... Donuts? What is that? Somesort of human testicle?"

"No man... It's baked goods... You should like... Try them."

"I'll take your word for it. Now, about your little... Yuan-Ti freedom march?"

Her ears perk up... Hang on. Those ears are pointed.
Oh shit, not another elven fuckboy says your inner Dwarf.

"Wait... Are you male?"

"Man... You might of triggered someone... I'll have you know, I am in fact a cis-gendered white elven male."

"What the fuck does cis gendered mean?'

"It means your a fucking cis-gendered misogynist."

You facepalm.

Actions

>Attempt to get him to disband his organization. (Diplomacy, VERY HARD)
>Fuck this, you have no love of hippies or elves. Eat this son of a bitch.
>Get Charlemagne's girlfriend in here. She's a nice, conservative, religious snake lady. She'll show him the light.
>Write-In
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>>286764
>disband/convert
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>>286764
>>Get Charlemagne's girlfriend in here. She's a nice, conservative, religious snake lady. She'll show him the light.
>>
>>286764
>Fuck this, you have no love of hippies or elves. Eat this son of a bitch.

NOPE NOPE NOPE. Get rid of this hippy filth.
>>
>>286764
>Get Charlemagne's girlfriend in here. She's a nice, conservative, religious snake lady. She'll show him the light.
>>
>>286764
Tip off the dwarves about the elf protesters
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>>286795
We need the final solution for these elves
>>
Looks like getting the qt snake lady wins.

You sent a servant for Charlemagne's girlfriend, Svana.

After a few minutes of (barely) tolerating this fucking hippy, Svana comes in.

"Is that the guy who is leading the Yuan-Ti freedom march down in Stockholm."

You nod your head.

She looks pleased, and proceeds to slither up to him.

"So... I hear you want to free my people?"

The elf's face turns red.

"Y-Yes... W-What are you doing here!?"
He nearly falls into a panic, but Svana's graces allows her to get closer.

She starts coiling around the elf, and suddenly tightens. You'll only have a few seconds to save this elf, before his lungs collapse or worse. Svana has an evil smile on her face, apparently she might know this guy.

Action
>Yeah, no choking to death elves in the courtroom. At least, not until you find out how they both know each other.
>Let it happen.
>Isn't this a little... Unpious? For Svana, anyways.
>Write-In
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>>286801
>>Yeah, no choking to death elves in the courtroom. At least, not until you find out how they both know each other.
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>>286801
>>Yeah, no choking to death elves in the courtroom. At least, not until you find out how they both know each other.
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>>286801
>Yeah, no choking to death elves in the courtroom. At least, not until you find out how they both know each other.
Mostly the second part.
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>>286801
Fucking he'll i'm calling it hippy sjw elves control the youn-ti
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"Hang on Svana, no choking just yet."

She seems disappointing, but keeps her grip on the Elf.

"So, how do you two know each other?"

"This rat-bastard back in Oslo attempted to offer us guns and modern millitary equipment... All he fucking gave us were shitty little sticks!"

"Mother Nature preaches non-violence amongst her children!"

"Mother Nature is saying I should fuck your shit up, and eat you! But you decided to fuck us and run away with the money! I plan on giving you a slow death, elf!"

Actions
>Yeah, no. Try to convert the elf from paganism to Draconic-Catholicism. (Conversion, HARD)
>Let Svana kill this fucking elf.
>No, don't let her kill the elf. The press will be pissed, and the march might try to pull something.
>Write-In
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>>286824
Thanks, auto-correct.

I meant Disappointed, not disappointing
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>>286824
Convert then make him alluha snakbar
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>>286824
>>Yeah, no. Try to convert the elf from paganism to Draconic-Catholicism. (Conversion, HARD)
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>>286824
>>Yeah, no. Try to convert the elf from paganism to Draconic-Catholicism. (Conversion, HARD)
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>>286824
>Let Svana kill this fucking elf.
>>
Looks like Convert wins. Roll me a 1d20+4
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>286848
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>>286854
19+4=23

Overwhelming Success

"Hang on a moment Svana... Say, elf... You do realize you are in the presence of a dragon, right?'

The elf's eyes go wide.

"Wow man... That must mean your like... God or something."

You chuckle nerviously.

"I'm just... Erh. A saint."

"Wowzers, man... That's cool. I should tell my friends about you, or something."

Huh, that was easy.

Actions
>"Jokingly" tell him to hop into Svana's mouth. You want to "test" his loyalty. Actually, you just can't stand the guy. Svana will like this.
>Tell him to convert his friends. (I roll against myself.)
>Tell him to just fuck off.
>Tell him to end the Yuan-Ti Freedom Slither parade, or something.
>Tell him to attack the Yuan-Ti parade.
>Write-In
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>>286854
RA RA RASPUTIN
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>>286864
>convert his friend then commit mass suicide attacks on the rest of elfdom
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>>286870
So, start Elven Draconic ISIS?

Careful, you might alert the FBI.
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>>286864
>"Jokingly" tell him to hop into Svana's mouth. You want to "test" his loyalty. Actually, you just can't stand the guy. Svana will like this.

As great as it is converting another soul, this guy is just too damn annoying. Also make Svana happy.
>>
>>286864
>Tell him to attack the Yuan-Ti parade.
Give him a bomb and make sure he broadcasts it that elf kind is responsible for the attack. Time to go full aloha snackbar
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>>286874
Yes
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>>286864
>>Tell him to end the Yuan-Ti Freedom Slither parade, or something.
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>>286884
Draconicism is a religion of peace!
#NotAllDragonWorshippers
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>>286864
Give svana a snack
>elf to mouth
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>>286886
The elves have puppeted too much and for that they will suffer and they will be caught in their own strings
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>>286864
>>Tell him to attack the Yuan-Ti parade.
>>
I love how most of your populace is carnivorous.

"So... A test of faith, if you will. Climb into Svana's mouth."

"Wow, really? A test of faith? By Renexizious, sure!"

Svana opens her mouth, and the Elf starts to climb into it. She shuts it, and you notice a small, struggling circle by her tail. She burps loudly, and thanks you, citing that "That guy was a creep also. Tasted like watermelons. No-one sane tastes like watermelons."
She slithers away. Now, you have to decide what your going to do about the Yuan-Ti parade.

>Leave it be.
>Fuck hippies and elves, time to get your personal regiments to break it up.
>See if you can't cause a false-flag... Maybe you can get an Orc to allah ackbar for you.
>Write-In
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>>286899
>See if you can't cause a false-flag... Maybe you can get an Orc to allah ackbar for you.

Allahu Dracbar!
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>>286899
>>See if you can't cause a false-flag... Maybe you can get an Orc to allah ackbar for you.
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>>286899
>>See if you can't cause a false-flag... Maybe you can get an Orc to allah ackbar for you.
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>>286899
Use dragon napalm too
>>
You get a young Orc, admist his prayers to you and god. You get easily tell him to do an act for you, for God and Renexizious, of course.

Now, select explosive.

>Dragonfuel, extremely potent and extremely likely to destroy the festival in a giant explosion.
>Napalm, burn it all.
>Fragmentation, you just want to kill plenty of hippies.
>Just a light bomb, you just want to scare them off.

Who are you False-Flagging?

>NATO
>Germany
>UK
>Spain
>Papacy
>Serbia
>Communists
>Write-In
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>>286912
Yes. Take five orcs or so,give them bomb suits and some dragonoil(?) molotovs.
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>>286916
>Dragonfuel, extremely potent and extremely likely to destroy the festival in a giant explosion.
>NATO
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>>286916
>Dragonfuel, extremely potent and extremely likely to destroy the festival in a giant explosion.

False flag the hippies themselves. Make them look like religious fanatics who would do this.
>>
>>286924
This
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>>286916
NATO,Fragmentation.
Say they are false-flagging us because of our speech against democracy.
Probably best not to use dragonfuel,since it might point to us.
>>
>>286916
Dragonfuel
NATO and communists
>>
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

Looks like NATO false flag wins, along with Dragonfuel.

Once the parade starts, you watch from afar, in your palace with a pair of binoculars. The orc, dressed in countless American flags, eating a hotdog, and even waving an American Flag rushes straight into a parade float, and triggers his explosive.
Rolling for how effective this explosion is.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>286931
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>>286931
>286931
A bright, crimson red explosion fills up the the parade float. Fire spreads, and countless hippies, elves, and bystanders are incinerated. The fire however, continues spreading. Since it can burn through nearly anything, and water cannot put it out... It is spreading unchecked.

Actions
>Oh shit, you gotta go down and put it out with your breath. (Agility)
>Call for evacuation, city's fucked.
>Call your personal regiments, those with ice breath to help put it out. (I roll against myself. -2 due to lack of Half-Dragons)
>>
>>286931
You just made milk come out of my nose
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>>286936
>>Oh shit, you gotta go down and put it out with your breath. (Agility)
>>
>>286936
>Oh shit, you gotta go down and put it out with your breath. (Agility)
We can look like a hero.
>>
>>286936
>>Oh shit, you gotta go down and put it out with your breath. (Agility)
Using Barbaric to turn it into a body roll.
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>>286936
>Oh shit, you gotta go down and put it out with your breath. (Agility)
>>
Looks like going down wins.

Roll me a 1d20-2
Also... Would you like to turn this check into a Body Roll using Barbaric?

>Yes
>No
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>>286948
>Yes
>>
>>286936
>deal with it ourselves
Also i'm just imagining an orc in a mobility scooter screaming "AMERICA FUCK YEAH" while elves wearing the hammer and sickle yell about the patriarchy
>>
Rolled 10 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

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>>286948
>no
We could just use it to save the roll last minute if we get something low.
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>>286952
He isn't the hero we deserve.

But he's the hero we need.

pic related.
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>>286956
We already have a roll high enough to succeed with a body roll.
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>>286948
>Yes
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>>286962
>Get a 1
>well shucks wish I could use barbaric to save this roll
Just saying, up to the anons if they want to use it or not.
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>>286961
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>>286970
Better to succeed with this roll then to have to reroll with no bonus.
>>
Looks like Yes wins.

>>286953
10+11=21

Minor Success!

You manage to fly around, putting out most of the fires. Remarkably, very little of the city is damaged... But this does give you an idea. Perhaps having the Civil Service draconized might be more efficient. It is very hard to kill a police officer who has bulletproof scales, after all. Or a firefighter who can tolerate higher degrees of flame...

>Save this idea for later... (New Project for Policies)
>No, it's stupid.
>Change the idea.

After this, it's Espionage
>>
>>286978
>>Save this idea for later... (New Project for Policies)
>>
>>286978
>saved
>>
>>286978
>Save this idea for later... (New Project for Policies)
>>
You save the new idea for a policy for later.

Spy Reports

Ingvar has created a rather large support of loyalists in New York, numbering at 2500 men.

Vestalm has finally managed to track down the dragon in Asia. It seems as if it looks to you as a role-model, and apparently seems to be a fan of your merchandise overeas. It is leading a revolt against the Yuan Emperor.

Actions

Anselm
>Tell Anselm to get closer to the dragon.
>Tell Anselm to attempt to assassinate the dragon.
>Tell Anselm to get it further on your side.

Invgar's Actions
>Spike the city's water supply with Mutagen.
>Send Mutagen over to create a stronger cult.
>Let him continue growing his numbers.
>Order him to attack something...
>Write-In for both of these.
>>
>>287008
>>Tell Anselm to get it further on your side.
>>Let him continue growing his numbers.
>>
>>287008
>Tell Anselm to get closer to the dragon.
>Let him continue growing his numbers.
>>
>>287008
>Tell Anselm to get it further on your side.
>Send Mutagen over to create a stronger cult.
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>>287008
>>Tell Anselm to get closer to the dragon.
>Send Mutagen over to create a stronger cult.
>>
>>287008
>Tell Anselm to get it further on your side.
>Order him to attack something... (bomb the statue of liberty) blame it on the elves
>>
>>287008
>further on your side
>infiltrate the government or start corrupting those within
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Tie between Send Mutagen and Continue Growing.

Going to roll.
1=Mutagen
2=Continue Growing.
>>
You tell Anselm to further gain it's trust.

Now, for the Mutagen you'll send over to the coven in New York.

>Dragonblood Mutagen (RISKY, might expose the cult.)
>Half-Dragon Mk2
>Half-Dragon Mk3
>Half-Dragon Shapeshift
>>
>>287045
>Half-Dragon Shapeshift
>>
>>287045
>Half-Dragon Shapeshift for the leader MK2 for the regulars.
>>
>>287045
>>Half-Dragon Shapeshift
>>
>>287053
+1
>>
>>287053
Seconded.
>>
Looks like Shapeshift wins.

You send over a few MK-S, and enough Mk2s for the regulars... Your very careful to explain to the deliveryman not to drop them, unless he want's dragon-rats or something.

You decide to visit your son. You give him a call over the phone.

"This better be good, I have to pay fucktons of money for out-of-country calls..."

"Viktor?

"Dad? How did you get my number?"

"Saw your talkshow, talked to a few people, and threatened the newscast."

"Huh. That was the same thing I did to get my talkshow. Say... Would you mind coming over for a private interview?"

"I was already going to ask that."

"Sweet! Dad, make sure to look your best, and... Nevermind, you already should look good. You are a dragon after all."

"Yeah, alright. Where are you at?"

"Downtown New York, right across from the city-hall."

Alright... So, how are you going to get there?

>Fly there in Dragon Form, and alert the government ahead of time.
>Take your private jet. You have all the time in the world.
Also...
Take anyone else with you?
>Claw
>Elizabeth
>Charlemagne
>Reviere
>Julius
>Write-In
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>>287082
>Fly there in Dragon Form, and alert the government ahead of time.
>Elizabeth
>>
>>287082
>>Take your private jet. You have all the time in the world.
>Elizabeth
>>
>>287082
>Take your private jet. You have all the time in the world.
>Charlemagne
>Claw
>>
>>287088
+1
>>
>>287082
Take our wife and anastasia I mean anita
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>>287082
>Take your private jet. You have all the time in the world.
>Claw
>>
Looks like Jet, and taking Elizabeth wins.

Writing.
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You take your private jet over to New York, along with your wife. When you land, a large crowd of people are cheering you on. You should decide your form.

Forms
>Half-Dragon Form, you'd rather not crush anyone.
>Dragon Form, it'll be a little hard to manuever the New York streets in, but it'll get you attention alright.
>Dragonblood form, you don't like snipers, and snipers don't like you.
>Human form, you want to make yourself look human.
Also, for Elizabeth.
>Human Form
>Half-Dragon Form
>>
>>287129
Half-Dragon form for both of us.
>>
>>287129
Dragon blood for us and human for Lizzy
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>>287129
>>Half-Dragon Form, you'd rather not crush anyone.
>>Half-Dragon Form
>>
>>287129
>Half-Dragon Form, you'd rather not crush anyone.
>Half-Dragon Form
>>
>>287129
>>Half-Dragon Form, you'd rather not crush anyone.
>Half-Dragon Form
Let's match,
>>
You head out, holding your wife's hand, careful not to cut yourself on her claws. You wave hello to the crowd, and move your way to the limo awaiting you.

Wait.
Limo?
Not to mention... No one is in the limo.

Roll me a 1d20-2 dexterity save.
>>
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>287151
>>
Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>287151
Did the limo just explode?
>>
Rolled 1 - 2 (1d2 - 2)

Rolling for Wife's reflexes.
>>
>>287165
>d2
>>
>>287165
I'm guessing the 0 in 20 got lost somewhere?
>>
Rolled 7 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>287165
>>287165
I'm fucking autistic. I nearly gave myself a heart-attack.

Rerolling.
>>
You notice a note on the door-frame of the limo...

Nothing personal... -Elven Dominion

You grab your wife, and hit the dirt. a loud FW-BOOM! nearly deafens you. You're a little too slow, and your wife takes the brunt of the explosion, but you manage to cover her.
The crowd is in a full-scale panic, and you hear the sound of gunfire. It seems someone's trying to take you out. Your wife is lying on the ground, heavily injured and fading into unconsciousness.
Actions
>Grab your wife, and make a run for it.
>Find a weapon, and hold the line!
>Transform into Dragon Form. You might hurt your wife, however.
>Ice aura, so the smoke starts to die down, and replaced with fog only YOU can see through.
>Write-In
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>>287188
>ice aura
>dragon
>>
>>287188
>Ice aura, so the smoke starts to die down, and replaced with fog only YOU can see through.
>>
>>287188
>Transform into Dragon Form. You might hurt your wife, however.
Thats it, time to genocide the elfs.
>>
>>287188
>>Ice aura, so the smoke starts to die down, and replaced with fog only YOU can see through.
>>
>>287188
>>Ice aura, so the smoke starts to die down, and replaced with fog only YOU can see through.
>>
>>287200
As I stated earlier final. solution. For. The. Elves
>>
Looks like Ice Aura wins.

The black smoke starts to get replaced with fog... You see that the shooters are converging on your position. You see in the smoke, a Lee Einfield rifle, right by where one of the US soldiers were. You grab it, and prepare for a firefight.

Actions
>Aim the rifle carefully, and shoot one of the soldiers. (Firearms)
>Aim recklessly, and fire at two of them. (Firearms, HARD)
>Don't aim, and fire at all three. (Firearms, VERY HARD)
>Wait until they get closer... And acid+face! (Body)
>Lay down suppressive fire, and get closer for melee. (Firearms)
>>
>>287219
>Wait until they get closer... And acid+face! (Body)
>>
>>287219
>Lay down suppressive fire, and get closer for melee. (Firearms)

I bet the Jews are behind this
>>
>>287219
>>Lay down suppressive fire, and get closer for melee. (Firearms)
>>
>>287219
>Lay down suppressive fire, and get closer for melee. (Firearms)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+1 for firing.
>>
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>287235
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Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>287235
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>>287238
I believe you already used Barbaric this session...

Writing.
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Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>
Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>287238
Oh shit
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>>287238
Ren must have forgotten how to use a gun.
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>>287241
Is it only once per session now?
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>>287238
1+1=2

Critical Failure!

You hop over your cover, which is that of a trash can, but you slip, and accidentally fire a shot. The three shooters start firing on your position... And their bullets actually hurt. Remarkable. You look where the bullets hit you, once your back in cover, and notice that the bullets are enchanted with a Wind Rune. No doubt that helped pass through your scales.
If you couldn't feel pain, you think you'd probably be heavily injured.

HP: 6040

Actions
>Attempt to fire back! (Firearms, HARD from injuries)
>Acid+Face, and fall back! (Body)
>Fuck this, reveal your eye! (Body, will cause you to get ANGRY)
>Write-In
>>
>>287252
>>Fuck this, reveal your eye! (Body, will cause you to get ANGRY)
>>
>>287252
>>Fuck this, reveal your eye! (Body, will cause you to get ANGRY)
>>
>>287252
>Fuck this, reveal your eye! (Body, will cause you to get ANGRY)
>>
>>287252
>Acid+Face, and fall back! (Body)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+11 to see if you can be contained.
>>
Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>287264
>>
Rolled 1 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>287264
>>
>>287270
At the very least it'll take a shitload more ones to kill us in our half dragon form than when the white death sniped us in human.
>>
>>287270
Oh god, it's going to end up like the fucking white death.

You prepare to reveal your eye... But a sudden bullet hits your hand, and you feel a sick shatter of scale, bone, and flesh. Your hand has a massive hole going through it. (-2 on Agility Checks, and anything that requires two hands to do.) You can hear sirens in the distance.
Actions
>Fuck this, time to grab the wife and flee! (Agility)
>Try to position your gun so you can still fire! (Firearms, -2 from Delicate Handling)
>Ice breath! (Agility)
>Acid spit! (Body)
>Try to reveal the eye with your other hand! (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>287277
>>Acid spit! (Body)
>>
>>287277
>Acid spit! (Body)
>>
>>287277
>>Acid spit! (Body)
>>
>>287277
>Fuck this, time to grab the wife and flee! (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+11 for spitting acid!

Oh, also HP is now 4000!
>>
Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>287297
We could use a 20 right now.
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Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>287297
>>
NO MORE ROLLINGS
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>>287303
16+11=27

You poke your head out of cover, and spit acid straight into one of the assassin's face. You can hear his screams, and a volley of bullets hits the cover around you. Your wife is starting to get up, and has only realized what has happened.
Actions
>Tell your wife to get down, and return fire! (Firearms)
>Ice em! (Agility)
>More acid! (Body)
>Attempt to reveal your eye! (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>287309
>>More acid! (Body)
>>
>>287309
>>More acid! (Body)
>>
>>287309
>>Use Burrowing to hide us and our wife under ground
We still have that trait, right?
>>
>>287309
Ice em they can't shoot if they can't move
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>>287309
>More acid! (Body)
>>
>>287316
Oh yeah, I nearly forgot about that.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+11 for Acid.
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Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>287329
>>
Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>287329
>>
>>287333
16+11=27

You roll to the side of the airport's fence, and shoot acid straight into a man's arm. His flesh begins to dissolve. The last shooter however, has taken cover.
Actions
>Burrow under him, and drag him underground. (Body)
>You will take potshots at him. (Firearms)
>Dissolve his cover with your acid! (Body)
>Fly overhead, and grab him! (Agility)
>Write-In
>>
>>287344
Burroughs
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>>287344
>>Burrow under him, and drag him underground. (Body)
>>
>>287344
>>Burrow under him, and drag him underground. (Body)
>>
>>287344
>Burrow under him, and drag him underground. (Body)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+11 for burrowing speed.
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>>287344
>>Burrow under him, and drag him underground. (Body)
>>
Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>287363
>>
Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>287363
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>287363
>remind qm about burrowing
>he suggests burrowing
>everyone wants to burrow
I hope this goes well
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>>287373
16+11=27

Overwhelming Success!

You claw at the ground, and start digging through the concrete. You sense that he's directly above you, and you grab him by the ankle, and drag him down a good ten feet or so. He's heavily injuried, mostly because going through ten feet of concrete hurts like a motherfucker. You notice that this bugger has pointed ears as well.

Actions
>Eat him, and leave to take care of your wife.
>Interrogate him.
>Beat the shit out of him and interrogate him.
>Eat his arm, and interrogate him.
>See how many body-parts you can eat before he nearly passes out, and then interrogate him. (Intelligence)
>Write-In
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>>287390
>>Interrogate him.
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>>287390
>>Interrogate him.
>>
>>287390
>See how many body-parts you can eat before he nearly passes out, and then interrogate him. (Intelligence)
>>
>>287390
>Interrogate him.
But keep your attention on what's going on above ground as well, especially regarding Elizabeth.
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>>287390
>Eat him, and leave to take care of your wife.
>>
You decide to interrogate him, but keep an ear on what's happening above.

"Who sent you?

"The... The elven dominion."

You snarl.

"I already know that... Who in specific?"

"Grandmaster Ezariul, in response to your ambitions."

"How long has this... Elven Domion been around?"

"Since the dawn of time, dragon. Now, please... Don't ea-"

You punch him.

"Shut up. Now, why did you try to kill me and my wife?"

"Be-Becuase... You're threatening everything we worked for! Humanity was to be under our thumb, rather then under a dragon's one! Hell, your people are nothing more then uncivilized barbarians who barely understand the concept of owners-!"

You eat him. Serves that elf right.

Above ground, you hear sirens and firefighters attempting to put out the fire. You burrow above, and see that your wife is back in her human form, on a stretcher. Not too far away is Viktor in his half-dragon form.

Actions
>What the hell is going on Viktor?
>Hug Viktor. At least he's not injured.
>Cautiously approach Viktor.
>Write-In
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>>287406
Seconded
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>>287419
>>What the hell is going on Viktor?
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>>287419
>>What the hell is going on Viktor?
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>>287419
>Cautiously approach Viktor.
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>>287419
>hug our son
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You walk up to Viktor, and yell out to him.

"What the hell is going on Viktor?"

"I'm not sure. I was hoping to ask the same thing of you, father."

You are very careful to stay at least ten feet away from him.

"Don't worry, mother is being taken down to the hospital, and I have brought my limo down just so we can take a ride together."

You notice there's a crowd of people yelling out Viktor's name, and apparently want signatures and whatnot. It seems he's a superstar here in the states.

Actions
>Insist on no limo. You'd rather take a cab or something. Just no limo.
>A limo sounds nice. So long as it's not trapped or anything.
>Write-In
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>>287447
>>Insist on no limo. You'd rather take a cab or something. Just no limo.
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>>287447
>Insist on no limo. You'd rather take a cab or something. Just no limo.
Don't fall into routines. His limo could be rigged to blow.
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>>287447
>>Insist on no limo. You'd rather take a cab or something. Just no limo.
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>>287447
>>Insist on no limo. You'd rather take a cab or something. Just no limo.
Let's take a page out of Charlemagne's book for a moment and be a bit paranoid.
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>>287447
>>Insist on no limo. You'd rather take a cab or something. Just no limo.

Anyone else seeing Viktor becoming president of the United States? I mean he already has his own TV show.
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>>287471
He's more likely to become king than president.
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"Yeah. No limo."

His usually charismatic smile falters for just a moment, to that of annoyance...

"Fine. A cab then?"

"A cab will do just fine."

Viktor hails a taxi, and the two of you shift back into a human form, since taxi's are infamously small.

"So, where to?"

"City Hall."

He looks at you seriously.

"Dad, I need to talk to you about something."

"What is it?"

"Well... More specifically, I need to ask you for a favor or two."

Actions

>Sure, what is it?
>No, you don't take favors.
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>>287479
>>Sure, what is it?
Don't alienate our son, even if he's an American now.
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>>287479
>Sure, what is it?
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>>287479
>>Sure, what is it?
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"Sure, what is it?"

"First off, I'm going to need you to trust me. I need to deliver a package to one of my customers... And second off, I was wondering if I could get the rights to the Renexizious Brand for a few million."

"Wait... Million? How'd you get so much money, so fast?"

"I'll tell you once we get to my place. But first, I need you to trust me. I know that recent... Attack, might of shaken your faith in me, but I need to get a package delivered."

Actions
>Trust him.
>Nope, no trust. This is Viktor we're talking about.
>Somewhat trust him... Somewhat. Your going to follow him.

Also...
>Give him the rights to the Renexizious Brand. (+2 Million)
>No, we're going to hold off on that for now.
>We're going to bargin for it once we get to your place.
>Write-In
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>>287505
>Whats in the package
>Why do you want the brand?
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>>287505
>>Trust him.
>Why do you want the brand?
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>>287505
>Somewhat trust him... Somewhat. Your going to follow him.
>No, we're going to hold off on that for now

Can someone explain to me about Viktor? He apparently has a mixed past but it says that he loves family on the character sheet.
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>>287505
>Somewhat trust him... Somewhat. You're going to follow him.
>Why do you want the brand?
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Looks like trust him somewhat wins, and Why do you want the brand wins.

Writing.
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"Fine. I'll trust you."

"Thanks Dad. Now, about the brand..."

"Why do you want it?"

"Well... It has world-wide knowledge, possibly profitable if you treat it right, and because I generally like having things. Also, because the Japanese colonists love this shit. Hell, I even heard they're making... What is it called... A anime? About me, of course, and how I saved them."

"Right. That crusade, and how you save them?"

"Yep... Hey, cab driver, take a right up here."

The cab goes into an alleyway.

"Alright, I should be back in a few minutes... Stay in the taxi, alright Dad?"

"Alright."

You wait a few moments, and he disappears out of sight. You slowly exit the cab.

Actions

>Shift to Half-Dragon form and carefully burrow shallowly below the ground.
>Attempt to fly up on something to get an overview of what your son is doing in a backwater ghetto like this...
>Follow him on the ground.
>Write-In
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>>287546
>Shift to Half-Dragon form and carefully burrow shallowly below the ground.
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>>287516
Well, his Battle-Loving personality was at some point Sadistic, and he's generally a fucking ambitious son of a bitch, who won't betray family.

tl;dr it's like Khorne and Tzeeentch had a child, called Littlefinger, but Littlefinger decided to love his family.
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>>287546
>Shift to Half-Dragon form and carefully burrow shallowly below the ground.
also see if we can't follow him for a bit underground as well?
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>>287546
>Attempt to fly up on something to get an overview of what your son is doing in a backwater ghetto like this...
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You dig cautiously underground, out of sight of the Cab Driver, and follow your son, close enough to the surface to have direct vision on him... Without knowing knowing you're behind him.

He goes through some alleyways, and comes to a small warehouse, where some men wearing suits, and black fedoras are waiting. Some of them have crosses, and some of them hold Thompson sub-machine guns.

Actions
>Keep watching.
>Head back to the taxi.
>Get closer so you can overhear.
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>>287571
>Keep watching.
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>>287571
>Get closer so you can overhear.
Looks like he got caught up with the mafia.
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>>287571
>>Get closer so you can overhear.
only enough to barely hear them, dont wanna tip them off
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>>287571
>>Get closer so you can overhear.
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>>287571
>Get closer so you can overhear.
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>>287571
>Get closer so you can overhear.
But err on the side of caution.
>>287579
This guy's theory seems alright
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>>287579
Maybe they're Italian diplomats?
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You dig closer to overhear.
(Blue is to highlight what your son is saying.)

"So, you took care of him?"

"Yeah, we took out that big-wig trying to report about that... Scandel, with you eating that news reporter."

Viktor walks back and forth.

"Don, what are you waiting for?"

"Thinking. I thought I heard something. Now, tell me... How's the bootleg operation going? I'm hoping the speakeasies are having a good time under the probation?"

"Yep boss, made sure they're up to standards. No deaths, like you ordered."

"Good. I will not have one of my patrons die from crude alcohol. Now, have you kidnapped the Sciloni kid?"

"Yeah. We put him in the cab."

"Good. Good... Now, I have a new target for you. The hospital, not too far away from here. I'm afraid the doctor overlooking my mother's care may, or may not be a NATO agent. Either way, he must be dealt with, and a loyal doctor must take his place. Understood?"

The mobsters salute.

"You got it, Don Vic."

He hands one of the mobsters the package, and whispers something. You can't quite overhear it.
Actions

>Confront him.
>Go back to the cab, and wait there.
>Write-In
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>>287614
>>Go back to the cab, and wait there.
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>>287614
>>Go back to the cab, and wait there.
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>>287614
>Confront him.
Congratulate him for making such a successful organization like you took over the kingship.
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>>287614
>Go back to the cab, and wait there.
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>>287614
>Confront him.
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>>287614
>Confront him

I'm so proud of him. He a major celebrity tv star AND the head of a Italian American crime syndicate.
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>>287614
>>Go back to the cab, and wait there.
Let's not tell him we followed him.
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>>287628
>Go back to the cab, and wait there.
>Confront him
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>>287614
>>Go back to the cab, and wait there.
Our son is a gang boss. Huh.
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You head back to the cab, and wait for him there. You hear him come around the corner, and you hear him enter.

"Sorry about the wait, Cab driver, back to my place."

"So, what was that all about?"

"Nothing you need to know, just had to talk to a friend."

Actions

>Tell him you know.
>Nope, hold off on that.
>Write-In
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>>287658
>>Nope, hold off on that.
Secrets are powerful only as they remain secrets. This gives us a way to judge him.
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>>287658
>Tell him you know.
Also say how proud we are of him
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>>287658
>>Nope, hold off on that.
We should talk about it, but a cab is the wrong place for a conversation like this.
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>>287658
>>Nope, hold off on that.
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>>287614
>Write-In
>Casually talk about things that were mentioned in the alley without confirming you were there
So, what's this prohibition I've heard about
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>>287658
>>287675
>linked the wrong post
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You decide to hold off on telling him you know, and you eventually arrive at a semi-mansion. Armed guards, dressed in clothes similar to those you saw in the warehouse walk around.

"So, this is the estate you'll be staying at for most of your stay. Now, come on, I'll help get the bags."

The two of you carry luggage to a small house not too far from you.
"Sorry, I wasn't really expecting you to come... So you'll have to stay in this guest room for a while."

It's somewhat sparse, but spacious.

"So... Uh. I guess if you need anything, just ask."

Actions

>Tell him you know now.
>Hold off further.
>Question him about his talk show.
>Write-In
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>>287675
This
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>>287684
>>Question him about his talk show.
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>>287684
>Tell him you know now.

Congratulate Viktor for rising to stardom and for being the head of a crime syndicate.
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>>287684
>Tell him you know now.
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>>287684
>Question him about his talk show.
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>>287697
>>287701
+1
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>>287684
>>Question him about his talk show.
L>>287684
Let's not reveal we betrayed his trust, Yeah?
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>>287697
This, and give him a hug when you do.
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>>287697
Supported
>>287713
We'll find out eventually, might as well come clean.
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You put your hand on his shoulder, and hug him.

"Wha-"

"I know that your the head of the mob, and I just wanted to say I'm proud of you... Ok?"

"Th-Thanks? Wait... Who the fuck told you? I'll kill them! Was it that fuckboy, Angus? I swear to God, that fucker keeps running his lips!!"

He slams his fist on a table, nearly breaking it. Shit, he's angry.

Actions
>Calm him down, tell him that you just followed him.
>Just let him vent his anger.
>Say that Angus DID in fact tell you. Even though you've been here what... Two hours?
>Write-In
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>>287713
It's not betraying his trust if we frame it that we were concerned about his safety and that we just wanted to make sure he wasn't getting in over his head.
>>287720
knows what's up
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>>287725
>Calm him down, tell him that you just followed him.
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>>287726
Nah, it still is. It's disregarding his wishes to do something for his own good. It's coddling.
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>>287730
>coddling
our half-dragon wife just got almost killed in a raid, we got our hand shot to shit by elves with wind-rune bullets. Its not unreasonable to be worried about him.
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>>287725
>I found out myself. Wanted to see what my son was up to in his time here.
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>>287725
>>Calm him down, tell him that you just followed him.
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>>287745
this
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>>287725
>Calm him down, tell him that you just followed him.

It might be a good idea to say we learned from a spy and just have a random person get killed to let Viktor release his anger. Just a suggestion.
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"Calm down, Viktarious. I followed you. I wanted to see what my son was up to."

"You followed me? I'm not a child! I am a grown adult!"

That wasn't really the reaction your hoping for.

"Well... I'm your father, it's kinda my job to fo-"

"I don't give a damn! You followed me, and that's that. I trusted you, damn it!"

He starts quieting down.

"At least don't tell Mom or the family... Alright?"

Actions

>Yeah, you didn't have plans to tell them anyways.
>Yeah, your going to.
>Can't promise anything.
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>>287790
>Yeah, you didn't have plans to tell them anyways.
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>>287790
>>Yeah, you didn't have plans to tell them anyways.
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