Ten years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned the title of warrior race as Freeza’s soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and facing down all who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects.The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to every corner of the civilized universe. Epics of the golden warrior or warriors facing down demons, wizards, assassins, armies, champions, and even surviving against both Freeza and the Arbiter are told universe-wide. The mere mention of Super Saiyans inspires awe, admiration, jealousy, or fear, depending on who you ask. This has now lead to the Covenant assembling a mighty army 30,000 warships strong to exterminate the Saiyans once and for all. Your actions from this point forward could either save the Saiyan race, or doom them all.Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 741, the ten-year anniversary of the Saiyans joining the PTO. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan Berserker with a known base powerlevel of 820,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of Chaya, Chilli and Broly(adoptive), and an inspiration to both the other Saiyans and the rest of the PTO.Current team:Meloka-Blaster, 748,000Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/iPAJeGJnPowerlevels: https://pastebin.com/vPb0wswNArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute vote, 3 votes minimum>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins>Crits are 100, unless otherwise stated>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled within the 3 rolls>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions, I can and will use this power as-necessary.>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down if too meta or too out-of-established-chatacter>DO NOT DELETE YOUR POSTS! If you want to change your vote, post your new vote linking to the vote you’re changing. This simplifies things on my end and helps prevent vote miscounts>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: The Covenant Warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_WxpjhzKHI
>>2781788Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:The Siege of New Salda continued, the Covenant sending more and more ships towards the planet. You and your allies do your best, destroying the attacking warships by the score but they just keep coming. You arrive to aid Leyas and Sarada’s group, most of their fighters having been injured. You clear a path for the survivors, most escaping towards the arena while two brave warriors sacrificed themselves to stall the Covenant. Meanwhile the Covenant unleashed some sort of weapon that heavily disrupted magic, forcing Aku and his daughters to flee as well as Raven no longer being able to open portals to New Salda. After the arena takes a direct attack from space, killing most of the wounded there, a new face arrives. As we rejoin Karn, he has just greeted the great and powerful lKing Cold.“Once again, the universe shall tremble in terror at the name of King Cold!” he declares as he flares his dark blue aura, knocking everyone nearby over again. You’re the first to react, throwing a fist in the air and unleashing a mighty cheering roar. The other Saiyans quickly follow your lead, a chorus of roars going up. Cold smirks at this, enjoying the praise he’s getting, as Vegeta thinks to you in a panic.“Karn what the hell is that?!!” Vegeta telepathically asks you.“Relax, its King Cold!” you reply. “He’s here to help!”“Wait, THAT’S King Cold?!” he says, you then feeling your link with Vegeta also touching King Cold’s mind. “Greetings, King Cold.“Greetings, young King Vegeta.” Cold replies. “It seems your planet has quite the pest problem.”“Indeed, your majesty.” Vegeta says, you knowing him well enough he’s trying something. “Your overwhelming presence here is most certainly welcome in our time of trial. I assume you were watching the opening of the fight?”“Oh, nonsense.” Cold says telepathically, you watching him smirk. “I’ve been watching up until a few minutes ago. I left my abode as soon as every powerlevel in this area of space completely vanished, and came to investigate.”“It seems they have some means of shutting down magic, as well as some of our other special abilities.” you say, speaking up. “Aku was forced to flee, and we can no longer telepathically reach Raven, her last portal was forced shut by whatever it is they’re doing.”“I see.” King Cold tells you both. “Worry no longer, I’ll handle this myself.“Yes King Cold!” you and Vegeta both reply, Cold smirking at you before ending the link and blasting into the sky.“Karn, what the hell?” Meloka asks, you turning to her. “What was that about?”“We’re about to have one less problem.” you say. “But for now-“Well?>Keep defending the arena and your wounded>Clear a path, take everyone to the city>Leave Meloka back on defense, go attack>Hellzone Grenade over the arena and defend>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>2781790>Clear a path, take everyone to the city
>>2781790>>Clear a path, take everyone to the city
>>2781790>Clear a path, take everyone to the cityThreadly reminder this is a MARATHON SEIGE, NOT A SINGLE BATTLEMeloka and karn have been going, and going, and going.They need rest, especially meloka right now.
>>2781790got the bandages off my hand yesterday, the burns are no longer an open wound. sylvadine is a miracle worker
>>2781826Good to hear.
Rolled 32, 100, 32, 35, 35, 37, 51 = 322 (7d100)>>2781805>>2781811>>2781812>>2781816Clear a path, take everyone to the city wins. Roll me a 2d100.
Rolled 92, 3 = 95 (2d100)>>2781877Goddamn those rolls.
Rolled 25, 3 = 28 (2d100)>>2781877
Rolled 89, 52 = 141 (2d100)>>2781877
Rolled 62, 37 = 99 (2d100)>>2781877
>>2781885fuck me....better than dub 3s though.......HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TWO DO THAT>>2781884>>2781883
>>2781883>>2781884>>278188592/100, 52/100. Success, then not quite a success. Writing.
>>2781877someone is doing good for themselves in that sea of mediocracy.
>>2781790What you were going to say is interrupted as a massive explosion rocks the sky. You fee King Cold’s power, ending millions of lives in an instant.“Damn.” Leyas says, looking at the blast. “Meloka, Leyas, we’re getting everyone out of here, and to the city.” you say. “We can’t cover the whole planet, but we can all hold out there.”“Alright.” Meloka says, them both moving to start checking on everyone and see what condition they’re in. The Power Balls had all been destroyed, everyone who had been in their Oozaru form is now back to their base.“Okay everyone listen up!” you call out, getting the Saiyans’ attention. “Staying here’s a bad idea, so we’re all gonna move out to the city and meet up with King Vegeta and the others. We move out in two minutes!”“Yes sir!” the Saiyans call out. You spend the next minutes organizing everyone, readying everyone who can still fight and those that can’t. Besides you and Meloka, there are a half-dozen Saiyans who could still fight, and a dozen who can’t. Having them carry the injured means they can’t fight, so it’s down to you and Meloka to cover them. But you think the two of you’ve got this.“Alright, move out!” you call, taking to the air. Everyone follows your golden glow, Meloka bringing up the rear to cover you all. At first the trip is uneventful, King Cold having cleared the skies far above, but as you approach the city you’re greeted to the sight of an ongoing battle. Hundreds of Oozaru surround the city, blasting near-indiscriminately into the on rushing hordes of Covenant forces. Their warships and fighters fill the skies while their land vehicles inch ever-closer to the city. “Alright everyone, we’re here. Follow me, and don’t fall behind!”“Right!” they all shout, and you once more leap into battle. The Covenant forces don’t see your arrival, focused on their target of the city. Taking advantage of this you quickly gather your power, feeling the strain of the battle starting to catch up to you as you form your energy into a Super Energy Bomb, the glow from your attack catching some attention. But its too late for them, they cannot stop you. With a shout you hurl the sphere down, it detonating in a firey blast.“GO! GO! GO!” you shout, leaping into the opening as the other Saiyans follow close behind.cont
>>2782021With the Covenant unprepared for an attack behind them, you are quickly able to carve a path. Using your Death Slashes to clear wide areas to great effect, your little group is able to quickly close the distance towards the city. But as you draw closer the Covenant forces tighten ranks, attacking you from all sides. If it were just yourself and Meloka you could simply push through, but that would leave Leyas, Kabuya, and the others to die. Your forward progress is stalled to a crawl, you and Meloka furiously defending the others. Dammit, you were so close!“Karn, quickly, throw up a Barrier!” King Vegeta tells you telepathically. Understanding his plan immediately you comply, your Barrier going up and around everyone just in time.“FINAL FLASH!!” you hear the young King roar, everything outside your Barrier turning golden as Vegeta fires at you all. The Covenant are obliterated by the king’s power, Vegeta ending the attack after a few moments. You then drop your Barrier, Vegeta flying over and the three of you cover the Saiyans as you all pass under the ring of Oozaru and enter the city.“Thanks, King Vegeta.” you say once you’ve gotten everyone out of immediate danger, Vegeta nodding to you then taking over the group. He leads them to an emergency field hospital inside one of the nearby buildings. You simply drop to the ground, laying on your back and catching your breath. This battle’s really taking its toll on you, and as you lay there the exertions finally catch up to you. You simply lay there with your eyes closed, exhaustion washing over you in waves. After a moment you can hear Meloka lay down beside you, her hand reaching out and grabbing yours. A small smile comes to your face, you grabbing her right hand in your left. You feel the warm embrace of sleep climbing up on you, if you remain here you’ll probably be asleep within a minute. But can you afford it?Well?>Take a nap, you’re no good to anyone if you pass out in battle>Get up, you can still keep fighting>Not yet, check with King Vegeta and see how the battle’s going>Lay there but try not to fall asleep, you need to be ready to move at a moment’s notice.>Other(write in)
>>2782102>sit still and meditate to recover, don't fall asleep>let everyone know you're recovering and need cover
>>2782102>Take a nap, you’re no good to anyone if you pass out in battlethis might be our only opportunityand its only going to get harder and harder
>>2782109I'll say this, meditating to recover our energy has been surprisingly effective whenever we've done it in the past.It may be better than just simply sleeping, i don't know.
>>2782102This>>2782109quick not!power nap
Rolled 11, 99, 58, 52, 59, 51, 35, 26 = 391 (8d100)>>2782109>>2782114>>2782134>>2782154>>2782167Meditate and let everyone know you’re recovering wins. Roll me a 2d100.First DC 80
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>2782189
Rolled 50, 90 = 140 (2d100)>>2782189
Rolled 188 (1d200)>>2782194>>2782189whoops, that's a 1d100sorry, multitasking here
>>2782197...or maybe i'm just a goddamn retard.I'll hold off on the rolling for now.
Rolled 15, 22 = 37 (2d100)>>2782189lets go
Rolled 31, 16 = 47 (2d100)>>2782189Rollan
Rolled 81, 10 = 91 (2d100)>>2782189
>>2781877>Rolled 32, 100, 32, 35, 35, 37, 51 = 322 (7d100)>100>>2782189>Rolled 11, 99, 58, 52, 59, 51, 35, 26 = 391 (8d100)>99WHO THE FUCK IS GETTING THESE CRITS OUT THERE, GDQM?!
>>2782212WHY DIDNT YOU GET HERE SOONER?!
>>2782195>>2782200>>278221150/100, 90/100. Failure, but that 90 is really good. Writing.
>>2782223Because I HATE Saiyans. Especially ones whose names begin with K.
>>2782232Why do you live and why has no one shot you yet?
>>2782215>it's King Cold>you can hear him laughing in orbitHe's so happy to be killing again you can hear him through vacuum.
Sorry about the delay guys, next update will be out within around 30 minutes.
How large is Karns dick?
>>2782502The biggest, actually cannon too, it was in one of the first 10 threads. Such as, at full mast, Meloka can be carried impaled on it. And likely has several times.
First roll was to stay awake.>>2782102Focusing your mind as you lay there, you mentally connect to Vegeta, Nappa, Meloka, and the others. You aren’t certain how many hear you, but you get your message out regardless as you fight to stay awake.“Hey, I’ll be back in a few.” you say telepathically. “I just need a few... minutes... to..”And with that, you feel yourself lose consciousness. Darkness takes you. But only for a moment.“Karn! Karn wake up!” you hear someone shouting, shaking you. You spring awake, leaning forward instantly. You hadn’t meant to fall asleep, but here you are, Nappa shaking you awake. “C’mon, break’s over.”“I wasn’t sleeping.” you mutter, grabbing Nappa’s massive hand and let the giant haul you to your feet. He looks rough, battered, bruised, but still standing tall. “How long was I out?”“A little over an hour.” Nappa says as you regain your feet and you look around, and once you notice Meloka isn’t beside you you immediately focus your senses and observe the battle happening all over the planet. Not much has changed, the majority of Saiyans are still defending the city. You’re still surrounded on all sides, the Covenant’s attack having not let up. And further out on the Guardian’s island, you sense the Guardian, Meloka, and Bardock holding out against the Covenant there. “But we’ve got a problem.”Before you can ask, your instincts scream that you’re in danger. Without thinking you push Nappa aside with your left hand, drawing your Energy Blade with your right as you transform into a Super Saiyan. You swing your blade to your right, it clashing against a Sangheili blade as the creature becomes visible. Before it can follow up, you fire a quick Eye Beam through its face, killing it instantly.“They’re the problem.” Nappa says, you both going back-to-back as more than two dozen Sangheili appear in a wide circle, blades out.What now?>Rush and Energy Blade>Super Energy Blade and rush>Defend and counter>Death Slash>Scattershot>Defend and Death Beams>Scatter Beam>Other(write in)
>>2782581Ten fingered scatter beam
I will lend my expertise to this battle
>>2782581>Circular death slash around us to make them jump into the air>scatter beam them all while they're in the air and can't maneuver
Rolled 39, 87, 36, 24, 8, 33 = 227 (6d100)>>2782596>>2782603>>2782605>>2782616>>2782649Scatter Beam wins it. Roll me a 2d100.First DC: 40Second DC: 60
Rolled 75, 40 = 115 (2d100)>>2782656
Rolled 91, 28 = 119 (2d100)
Rolled 88, 72 = 160 (2d100)>>2782656
>>2782665>>2782663The tactical genius and his lieutenant win the day
>>2782660>>2782663>>278266591/100, 72/100. Both successes, writing.
>>2782677>>2782680Yeah, this is the part where everyone at home gets to watch karn go from sleeping soundly to a beautiful, dancing slaughternaught in seconds flat.They already watched him groggily stop an invisible sangheili's blow dead before ventilating his skull.Hope the cameras caught that.
>>2782680>>2782708>And the award for the gayest execution goes to...GENERAL KARN of the PTO!>Unfortunately he could not come to collect his prize as a meteor is about to collide with our planet in... NOW!
>>2782732>gayest executionI think that goes for that time Trunks got a faceful of Karn's 100% grade-A man-meat before getting ventilated. Though I guess it doesn't count since he didn't actually die. Damn senzu beans.
>>2782781We should just straight up vaporize time patrollers from now on.Trunks especially.
>>2782781Well, technically he was dead for a few seconds, he was just able to move his jaw and he wasn't braindead.If he didn't chew the senzu within like 20 seconds, he'd pass out and die from blood loss causing low blood pressure in his brain.
>>2782581“There’s no easy way out of this.” you think to yourself, deactivating your Energy Blade and taking your stance. Even as powerful as you are, one of the 32 blades surrounding you could get a lucky hit in on you. Without the ability to retreat, you can’t afford to take a serious injury now. You need to change the game, and you have the perfect move for this. You focus on the kis of the nearby Sangheili, extending your arms and pointing your fingers at several of them, eyes shifting to track them all. You see it on their faces as you gather your ki into your fingertips, prepared to fire.“Kill the-!” one shouts, you unleashing your attack and interrupting him with a beam through the forehead. Your attack kills ten of the Sangheili instantly, their bodies dropping to the ground.“Kill him!!” another shouts, the remaining twenty Sangheili all charging you and Nappa at once. You hear Nappa shout and feel the ground shake, but you can’t turn to see. You have to focus on the battle before you. Twelve Sangheili are all rushing you at once, you don’t have time to make a mistake. You again gather your ki as this time you point both hands forward. With a shout you unleash your Scatter Beams again, killing yet another ten splitjaws. Unfortunately, that still leaves two rushing you, and they’re too close. You don’t have time for another energy attack, and with Nappa behind you you can’t dodge either. You have no choice, you have to catch them.“HAAAA!!” you shout, catching both Covenant blades as they swing them down at you. You feel the blades cut a little into your palms, barely breaking the skin. But your gambit paid off, both Sangheili left defenseless as your maneuver catches them both off-guard. You see them both reach for other weapons with their off hands, but it’s far too late for either of them. You fire your Guided Eye Beams, first through the left Sangheili then through the right one. As you kill them you release their blades, the bodies falling limply to the ground. You turn to see how Nappa’s doing, and are quite surprised.cont
>>2782852Keep the energy blade we caught. Thats a blade that we dont have to spend Ki to operate!
>>2782852Nappa’s standing tall amid several splitjaw bodies, holding one of the Sangheili by the skulls and crushing it in his giant hand as the last four approach. He pulls his right hand back, his ki swelling.“BOMBER DX!!” Nappa roars, column of red energy exploding from his hand and slamming into the four splitjaws. His attack engulfs the four, you sensing their ki all suddenly vanish. Another moment later Nappa ends the attack, dropping his hand and panting. “Dammit. These sneaky bastards are really pissing me off.”Nappa then turns to you, you seeing several cuts through his armor and all over his arms. None seem too deep, Nappa paying them no mind. “Alright, so where am I needed?” you ask, Nappa panting another few moments to catch his breath before continuing.“Ask. The King.” he says tiredly, sitting on the street. “He. He wanted to. Make sure. They didn’t. Catch you asleep.”“Thanks Nappa.” you say, holding a hand down to him. He ‘hmph’s good-naturedly, taking your hand and lets you pull him upright. “I owe you one.”“Heh, even after. All this time.” Nappa says tiredly, you both turning as someone shouts in a panic.“Someone help!!” Cassa shouts, flying hastily across your view. At first is seems she’s flying from nothing, then you sense three Sangheili in hot pursuit. They’re still invisible, but with your ki sense you can easily track them.“Dammit!” Nappa shouts, taking a step towards the young Saiyan then falling to a knee. He catches himself with his hands, glaring up at you. “Karn, get them!”“On it!” you shout, blasting up off the ground. You fly up between Cassa and her pursuers, the three stopping short of your golden form.“Shit!” one exclaims, the three backing off a bit from you. They’re no longer chasing Cassa, but now they’re all focused on you.What will you do?>Rush and attack, crush them>Energy Blade and rush>Super Energy Blade and rush>Rush and take one’s blade, use one of their own blades against them>Energy Wave, blast them all>Guided Death Beam?>Death Slash>Other(write in)
>Energy Wave, blast them all
>>2783011>Guided Death Beam?No need to do much movement
>>2783011>>Guided Death Beam
>>2783011>Guided Death Beam?It begins.This one's for trunks.Next time he dodges the scatter beams, they all turn around and follow his ass.
>>2783011>Guided Death BeamMinimal movement, minimal energy cost.Also remind self to pocket one of the Sangheli energy blades for later.
>>2783011Wait when did Nappa go Super Saiyan? Or is that just a random funny pic?
>>2783062He and Tunnip both achieved the form in the weeks leading up to the battle. But he hasn’t come close to mastering it yet.
>>2783011>>Guided Death Beam?
Rolled 88, 31, 89, 65, 57, 23, 16 = 369 (7d100)>>2783029>>2783033>>2783036>>2783046>>2783056>>2783068Guided Death Beam? wins. Roll me a d100, and let’s see if this works.DC 70
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>2783072
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>2783072
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>2783072
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>2783072
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>2783072
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>2783072
>>2783073>>2783074>>278307566/100. Not quite there yet. Writing.
>>2783011If you can guide your Eye Beams, then you should be able to do the same with a Death Beam, right? That thought in mind, you gather your ki into a single point on your right index finger, pointing it at the center Sangheili. The three remain invisible, the two you’re not pointing at drifting further to your sides. At the last second you move, aiming instead at the one on your right and firing. It kills the creature, the other two moving towards you as you try and control the Death Beam. For some inexplicable reason the Death Beam is harder to control, it only curving instead of changing direction. But you’re forced to abandon the beam, the other two closing the gap and attacking. The Sangheili both try and impale you, but with a twisting Su Ma flip you’re easily able to avoid the pair of them, positioned at their defenseless backs.Wasting no time you drive your left fist through the left one’s still-invisible skull, pulling your arm out as it becomes visible and drops. This gives the now-visible other one another chance to attack, but you’re more than ready. You lean to the side and twist, its overhead chop missing and passing through nothing but air. The splitjaw snarls and twists, trying to backhand you with its blade. But it is too slow, you catching it’s forearm with your left hand.“Wha-“ it asks, you interrupting it by slicing through its arm with a barehanded chop. It screams in pain and clutches its stump, you catching the falling arm and prying the hilt from it. While the Sangheili screams in pain you observe the weapon, finding a button and pressing it. The blade deactivates in your hand, you holding only a small piece of metal. Pressing it again reactivates the blade, just as the pained noises stop.“I’ll kill you for that!” you turn as the Sangheili shouts, drawing one of those crystal weapons and lifting it towards you. For a split-second you’re back to when you were trapped in the Healing Pod, but snap out of it immediately. Not today. “Die!!”He shouts as he fires at you, you dodging aside faster than the Sangheili can track. You circle the wounded warrior, and before he knows what’s happening you swing. With a single stroke you decapitate him with his own blade, body and head falling separately to the planet below.“Thanks.” Cassa says, nodding and giving a salute before hurriedly flying off again. You deactivate the blade, closing your eyes and focusing. The battle is progressing much the same, however you sense many more higher powerlevels in the attacking Covenant forces than before you’d fallen asleep. But several powerlevels within the city bother you, you don’t think they’re Saiyans or Tamaraneans.What will you do?>Hunt down those odd powers within the city>Regroup with Nappa, see if he needs help>Get back on the front lines, attack!>Why are Tatsu and Turles outside of the city, get to them now>Other(write in)
>>2783186>>Get back on the front lines, attack!
>>2783186>>Hunt down those odd powers within the city
>>2783186>Hunt down those odd powers within the city>Regroup with Nappa, see if he needs helpLet him know we are going to investigate
>>2783186>grab a second blade and use them to conserve energy>telepathically contact nappa, see if he needs help>telepathically contact tatsu and turles, ask them what's going on with them
>>2783186Nevermind this>>2783214this>>2783228and >>Hunt down those odd powers within the city
>>2783186>>Hunt down those odd powers within the city>>Other(write in)Telepathically regroup with Nappa, Turles and Other Guy.
Rolled 26, 1, 13, 75, 63, 89, 51, 42, 73 = 433 (9d100)>>2783191>>2783192>>2783225>>2783228>>2783237>>2783244Hunt down those odd powers within the city, and write in wins. Roll me a 3d100, and let’s see what happens next.
Rolled 74, 24, 22 = 120 (3d100)>>2783270
Rolled 39, 99, 83 = 221 (3d100)>>2783270
Rolled 22, 94, 79 = 195 (3d100)>>2783270
Rolled 87, 73, 36 = 196 (3d100)>>2783270
>>2783271>>2783272>>278328074/100, 99/100, 83/100. Interesting, these are some good numbers. And with that 99, you’ll get sonething special. Writing.
>>2783305Would've preferred something special over sonething special, but i'll take what i can get.
>>2783312Gotta roll a nat 100 for something special, man.
>>2783186Those strange powerlevels you sense are giving you a terrible feeling in your gut. You want to blast off after them, but first thing’s first. You drop down to Nappa, landing beside the large Saiyan who’s now back on his feet. But, something’s off. It takes you a moment, but then you notice Nappa’s back to his base form.“You okay?” you ask your giant friend, concerned.“Yeah, I’m fine.” Nappa says, obviously putting on a front. Its clear he’s exhausted, and barely on his feet. “I think I’m gonna, gonna go take a break. We’ve set up a place for everyone to rest, down at the hospital. I’m headed there.”“Good luck.” you tell the giant, knowing staying with him would only hurt his pride. But, knowing whete he’s going, you can clear the path of any splitjaws before he gets there. You blast off, leaving Nappa behind as you travel to the closest one. On the way, you telepathically reach out to Tatsu and Turles.“Tatsu. Turles. Can you guys hear me?” you ask, thinking to the elder Saiyan and Super Saiyan. “What’s going on?”“Ah, you’re awake.” Tatsu replies. “We’re moving out to reinforce Meloka, the Guardian and Bardock. Meloka sent up a call for reinforcements a few minutes ago, and we’re responding. You should let her know you’re awake, she was worried about you.”“I will.” you reply, ending the link as you drop from the air. You land in the middle of the street, arms crossed as the unseen power stops moving as you land. You say nothing as you lift your left arm, point a finger at the creature and fire a Death Beam. It tries to dodge, immediately leaping to the side as you lift your finger, but it does it no good. With an effort of will you curve the beam, it catching the creature. Your beam pierces straight through its chest, the Sangheili becoming visible and clutching at the hole, falling over. A few seconds later you feel its ki vanish entirely, the creature dying on the street. Wasting no time you lift back into the air, searching for the next target.“Hey Meloka, I hear you called for backup, everything okay over there?” you telepathically ask her.“Karn, you’re awake!” she replies, you feeling her joy through the psychic link. “We’re fine over here, Tatsu and Turles will be here in a minute. We just need to give the Guardian a break, he’s getting tired.”“If you need me just let me know.” you tell her, as you zero in on the next Sangheili. “Some of those damn splitjaws have snuck into the city, I’m hunting them now.”“Good luck.” she says, you replying in kind then ending the link as you blast off. You close the distance to your next target quickly, sensing it closing in on the hospital. You increase your speed, determined to arrive there first.cont
>>2783491Interesting idea...Even if we can't (yet) bend the death beams at hard angles, if we use a scatter beam, i wonder if we can surround the enemy with what would end up looking like a ball of yarn, and then essentially tug on it to close the sphere of death beams around them, cutting or searing their flesh.
>>2783501It sounds like it’d give us the mother of all migraines, effective as it’d likely be.
>>2783491By Ascending for only a split-second, you increase your speed even further and surge ahead of the Sangheili. You drop towards the ground at an angle, moving too fast to stop quickly in this form. You land and slide, spinning to face the approaching splitjaw as your feet carve trenches in the rocky ground. Your landing impact kicks up a cloud of dust, you sensing the Sangheili approaching you through the cloud. Its cloaking device even masks its sounds, but you can follow its movements by its ki as it closes in. When it closes within a few feet you again lift a hand, Death Beaming the creature. This one also becomes visible as it dies, looking at you completely confused. As its ki disappears, you launch yourself back into the air, focusing your senses for the next one.As the minutes pass, you hunt down Sangheili after Sangheili, killing each of them with either a single beam or slash of the sword. You easily hunt them down one by one, the creatures no match for you. But as you approach the last one, you get an idea. Instead of bending the beams with your mind, what if... Oh yeah, this could work. Instead of approaching the last Sangheili, you instead focus your ki senses. This takes you several moments, but you focus on its ki to the exclusion of all others. Its energy cannot escape you now. You lift your left hand, an Energy Bomb readied. You focus on the ki in your fingertip and the Sangheili’s ki, until the two become one in your mind. You then open your eyes, and fire.Your attack travels through the air, dropping towards the city and the Sangheili who thinks he’s hidden. You feel your attack close in, catching the creature and exploding. You then fly over to the cloud of smoke, sensing the Sangheili survived the blast.-Homing Energy Bomb learned-You drop cautiously towards the powerlevel, landing on the street a few dozen feet from it. You see the creature, covered in damage and half-buried in rubble from the blast. You lift a hand, preparing another Death Beam. The creature sees you and chuckles, pressing a button and dropping some glowing device.“Heh, you fell for it, Super Saiyan.” the creature says, you suddenly sensing a few dozen incredible powerlevels dropping right towards you. With no time, you throw up your Barrier, pouring your energy into it to harden the shield. You watch as more than forty Hunters crash to the ground around you, one crushing the Sangheili as it lands. Two of the hulking creatures bounce off of your shield, your body straining from the impacts. The ones that crash to the ground around you kick up massive walls of dust, you deactivating your Barrier and sweeping a hand to clear the smoke and see what you’re up against.Forty-two Mgalekgolo surround you, you suddenly feeling very, very alone.>votes in a minute’s post, fuck character limits
>>2783582Well, what now?>Rush and attack>Energy Blade and rush>Covenant Blade and rush>Super Energy Blade and rush>Defend and counter>Evade and counter>Death Slashes, cut them down>Defend and Death Beam counter>Scatter Beams>Super Explosive Wave>Leap up and Super Energy Bomb>Other(write in)
>>2783589>Su Ma and Death Slashes
>>2783589>>Death Slashes, cut them down
>>2783589>fly up into the air, nice and high>so high that you have plenty of time to dodge>start tossing energy javelins down at them
>>2783597Specifically, fire the energy javelins into their weapons, which will cause them to explode.inb4 they all merge into another kaiju
Rolled 29, 88, 85, 37, 33, 47, 8, 97 = 424 (8d100)>>2783593>>2783596>>2783597>>2783664>>2783588Su Ma defense and Death Slashes wins. Roll me a 2d100.First DC 65
Rolled 64, 61 = 125 (2d100)>>2783679
Rolled 47, 70 = 117 (2d100)>>2783679FUUUUUUUUUU
Rolled 2, 97 = 99 (2d100)>>2783679
>>2783684>>2783685>>2783688>1 offFucking damnit
>>2783684>>2783685>>278368864/100, 97/100. Failure then crushing success. You got them all, but...Writing.
Rolled 46, 21 = 67 (2d100)>>2783694NO I DEMAND A REROLL
>>2783697all right... never mind
>>2783694The cheif's shield survived fucking worse, and it was powered by a nuke, We'll be fine.
>>2783582You slowly crouch down into your fighting stance, trying to remain aware of each of the dozens of creatures surrounding you. They all are hunkered down behind their shields, cannons pointed at you. You notice a dozen have begun charging their weapons, and you realize you can’t stay still anymore. You have to attack.“Die!!” you shout, firing a quick horizontal Death slash at those in front of you. You’d expected your attack to cut through them easily, but their massive shields hold. You gawk in surprise a moment, giving one behind you an opening. Before you can react one slams its massive shield into your back at full-force and knocking you at the ones before you.“Those shields have to be as thick as their warships’ armor.” you think to yourself, front flipping once and kicking off the shield of the one you were knocked towards. You bounce back to the one that hit you, dropping down into a slide under it and firing a Death Slash up. Your attack easily slices this one in half, both halves’ ki dropping drastically. You have no time to finish it off, kicking up off the ground and flipping up and over to dodge the one in front of you slamming it’s shield down. You fire another Death Slash into this creature’s back, bisecting it from shoulder to hip. But before you can celebrate, you feel your back hit something shaking, then as you realize what’s happening the Mgalekgolo fires.“FUCK!!” you shout, taking the blast fully in the back. Your armor saved you from serious damage, the attack launching you into the sky as your chest armor falls away.“Dammit, that was too close!” you think to yourself as you fire a few Death Slashes from the air, feeling the breeze on your now-exposed, burned back. You fire off a dozen attacks, maiming a few as the rest take cover behind their shields and bide their time. You notice the telltale green glow of their cannons, even behind their shields and know what’s coming next.Sure enough, two dozen green beams suddenly fire up at you, you activating your Barrier in response. Your shield holds, deflecting the energy from you. As their attacks stop you deactivate your barrier, a dozen immediately leaping up at you. Without the ability to fly their leaps are easy for you to Su Ma dodge around, Death Slashing each of them. Your instincts suddenly blaring a warning. You react a moment too slow, turning just in time to see the one who’d leaped up behind you, weapon charged. There’s no time for anything fancy, you crossing your arms before you to block as it fires. The blast hits your entire upper body, blasting you back down into the ground.cont
>>2783951Told you fuckers we should have flown up out of their effective range and just killed them with energy javelins.Why the fuck would you stand in the middle of them and melee them when there's literally dozens?That's retarded, and that's the option you chose.
>>2783951“Dammit.” you cough out, quickly forcing yourself back to your feet and take stock. Your upper body and arms took the brunt of the damage, your gloves and your torso’s suit were all blasted away, your skin slightly red. You notice your Bloodstone dropped to the ground, you quickly picking it up and tucking it down into your left boot. As soon as you do, another two Mgalekgolo leap down into your crater at you, cannons primed. You leap up over them, twisting and firing another pair of Death Slashes through them. Not bothering to watch them fall, you continue your twist, landing feet-first out of the crater and facing the remaining hunters.“Who’s next?” you taunt waving the creatures forward as you flare your golden aura up and around you. They all let off their wierd roars, charging at you. After taking those attacks your mind is now laser-focused, your full attention on the foes before you. You roar in challenge, rushing and meeting their charge head-on. You spin past the first creature, ducking under a second’s cannon then flipping completely over a third, throwing Death Slashes with each movement. You dodge, spin, twist and flip your way past the creatures, carving them to bits with the energy from your fingertips. Several try and fire upon you in the melee, you making sure to slash their cannons and cause them to explode. After what feels like an eternity, but could only be a minute or two at most, you stand victorious. The worm-like creatures still alive abandon their armors, melding together into a giant mass. You feel their powerlevel begin rising rapidly, you need to do something about this, now!But what?>Final Flash>Super Explosive Wave>Super Energy Bomb>Try to make a Super Energy Javelin?>Other(write in)
>>2783983>Try to make a Super Energy Javelin?Intrigue intensifies
>>2783983>>Super Energy Bomb
Rolled 26, 77, 28, 98, 41, 91, 63, 44, 57 = 525 (9d100)>>2783987>>2783998>>2784002>>2784028Super Energy Bomb wins it, roll me a d100.DC 70Good luck
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>2784087
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>2784087
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>2784087
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>2783983>Try to make a Super Energy Javelin?The energy javelin pierces the surface and detonates underneath, in this case it'll act like a bunker buster, blowing it apar->>2784087FUCKi was too busy taking a shit!
>>2784091>>2784097>>278410094/100. Clutch secures the win, writing. This could have gone REALLY badly.
>>2784100that could've been embarrassing
>>2784152>not dancing around the back and mag-dumping with an ARwhat a fucking disgrace
>>2783983The tiny wormlike creatures all wriggle over the ground, merging themselves together into a massive pile. As more and more of them pile up, their collective powerlevel multiplies over and over. You leap back away from the mass, taking to the air as its power swells even further, closing in on your own. You leap back further, lifting your arms over your head and quickly gather your power. You begin forming a massive Super Energy Bomb over your outstretched hands, watching as the mass begins rising up off the ground towards you.“Take this!!” you shout, dropping the massive energy sphere down. You watch in a mix of awe and terror as the mass changes shape, forming a massive hand and catching your attack. “Wh-What?!”You feel that mass of worms fighting against your power, and after a moment begins actually pushing it back towards you.“Oh, like hell I’m losing to a bunch of fucking worms!!” you roar, pushing back against the creatures. You strain against their collective power, the two of you near-evenly matched and unable to gain an advantage. You both push, and for over a minute you and the worms are deadlocked. “Alright I’ve had enough of this! RAAAAAAA!!”With your roar you Ascend, lightning dancing along your aura as your strength instantly doubles. With your full power you quickly overwhelm the worms, your sphere slamming the mass straight down into the ground and exploding. You feel their massive ki vanish in the explosion, your attack killing the entire mass of creatures. You sigh out, returning back to a normal Super Saiyan and dropping down to the ground next to the newly-made crater. Before you can move on, however, you sense a single ship headed towards you. You don’t waste your time, lifting a hand and firing a Death Beam into it. The ship explodes, the husk dropping from the air and crashing near you.But as you sense a survivor, you turn to the wreck to finish the job. You walk towards it, watching as the hull burns. As you get close you hear an odd, familiar sound. But before you can recall what it is, a chunk of the ship hurtles through the air towards you. Your eyes widen in surprise, narrowly dodging the improvised projectile. You twist around the hunk of metal, turning back towards the wreckage in time to see a familiar face.“Wait, you’re-!”cont
>>2784403>he fucking livedBrutus has been training hard, hasn't he?But this is war, there's no time for games.We must break him.https://youtu.be/73jv66Fns18?t=390
>>2784403Brutus or ArbiterMy money's on Brutus, the Arbiter's entrance would be more dramatic, narrative-wise
fuck sake im ready for this war to be over with, covvies just die damn
>>2784450We should be through with all the cannon fodder at this point.No more blasting ships, now the real fight begins.
>>2784403>>2784403“Super Saiyan!” the Jiralhanae chieftan in red armor calls out, hefting his massive hammer. “Face me, Karn!”“It doesn’t have to be this way.” you say, dropping into your fighting stance. “I’m giving you one chance. Put the hammer down, and I’ll let you live.”“I can’t do that.” he says, taking his stance as well, hammer at the ready. “I have my own duty to fulfill, and I won’t back down.”“So that’s how it is.” you say with a sigh. You’d actually met with and knew this one, you’d held out the hope he would surrender. But he won’t join your side, you’ll have to fight him.But how?>Rush and attack, wear him down>Rush and Su Ma, beat him into submission>Energy Blade and rush, end him quickly>Death Beam through the head, end him>Full-Power Energy Wave, destroy him>Wait one moment, why is the seal on the back of your hand glowing?>Other(write in)
>>2784465>Wait one moment, why is the seal on the back of your hand glowing?>sense around, and ascend just in case>knock brutus away from the area with a kiai to remove him from the situation
>>2784465>>Wait one moment, why is the seal on the back of your hand glowing?
>>2784465>Rush and Su Ma, beat him into submission>Wait one moment, why is the seal on the back of your hand glowing?
>>2784482We will continue this another time friend.
>>2784482My reasoning is this>the timebreaker seal only activates when a time patroller is nearby, brutus has nothing to do with this>we want to ascend so that we can activate the seal at full power as quickly as possible if need be>brutus is weak enough to simply knock him unconscious or send him flying if we ascend anyways, so we can remove him from the area and keep him out of the fight, and therefore alive if we ascend>we have no information yet, and we don't want to activate the seal and drain our power willy-nilly, even though we know there's a time patroller nearby, we don't know where, why, or what their intentions are, so we need to sense around to find out what's going on
>>2784510Unless this isn't actually brutus or a parallel brutus brought in by someone else.
>>2784510>the timebreaker seal only activates when a time patroller is nearby, brutus has nothing to do with thisSmall correction, but it activates when any time traveler who isn’t Future Chaya, or the Towa you know or any of her minions get close enough to you.
>>2784519There's very little chance of that, considering he's so weak as to be useless against us, it isn't even worth the effort of finding him, no less bringing him to our timeline.Off the top of my head, i can think of two main possibilities given the exactly zero information we currently have.1. Time Loli sent trunks to perform a hit on us when she found out we were in the middle of a war, and thus would be tired and have little or no backup2. The much less likely option, time loli has actually chosen to make an effort to do something positive for karn, and sent someone as backup (this is a ridiculous but non-zero possibility)>>2784536Does karn know that, though?In this case, it adds a third and fourth option.3. The council of towas has sent backup4. The council of towas has come to snatch karn for themselves
>>2784554Though, there is also another option, one i don't think would occur simply because GD isn't SOM...Time loli sent Ace, or ace and trunks both to kill karn for sure.
>>2784554Eh, still possible someone realized Karn had comradary with him and gave him a Majin Baby Supervillian buff or some shit.A Brutus from Future Chaya's timeline that has been eating from the Tree of Might.>>2784578I hope not. I'm literally getting kind of tired of Trunks/Ace showing up everytime Karn takes a shit.
Rolled 82, 42, 25, 30, 12, 84, 21, 21 = 317 (8d100)>>2784482>>2784484>>2784490>>2784493>>2784503Wait one moment, why is the seal on the back of your hand glowing? and sense around, and ascend just in case win. Writing.
>>2784593>all those rollswhat the actual fuck time loli, fuck off with your literal god damn army, this is exactly why karn gets pissed at you lot.
>>2784593>inb4 Trunks shows up again
>>2784619Oh fuck my sides. I didn't expect that one.
>>2784619im fucking crying
>>2784619wew, quality OCabout time we got some new stuff for the quest
>>2784619>sponebob refrences>in my dragon ball>TOPKEK
>>2784465You feel the seal on your hand begin to warm up, Towa’s emblem glowing with demonic power. That can only mean one thing. You Ascend immediately then begin looking around frantically, looking for the damn boy.“What the hell are you do-“ the Jiralhanae Chieftan asks, when suddenly he clutches his head and screams out in agony. You turn back to him and watch confused as he nearly falls, then roars out as a dark energy surrounds his body. The ground trembles beneath your feet, the chieftan’s power disappearing completely. He leans back forward, changed. His eyes are glowing red, his armor darkened to a deep purple as well as that unsettling dark energy flows around his body.“This feels GREAT!” he roars out, flaring that dark aura around him. “With this power, I can crush you myself! Now, face me!!”With that he blasts off the ground, closing the distance between you in an instant. Your eyes widen in surprise as you realize you’re unable to defend yourself, closing your eyes as his hammer swiftly descends towards your head. You’re gonna die!You suddenly feel something wrap around you, pulling you backwards. Your eyes snap open in surprise, watching the hammer strike the ground where you were. You then look down, seeing something wrapped a dozen times around your middle. You look behind you, seeing whatever’s pulling you and... what the hell is that?“Gotcha, nyaa!” a femine voice calls out, th the grey creature’s arms unwinding from around you. You look at her in slack-jawed confusion, the creature posing.“Uhhh, thanks.” you say, confused by this creature and its obnoxiously bright greens, yellows, and pinks its wearing. “But, who are you?”“I’m Puddin!” she says, bouncing a little in place and striking a different pose. “Greatest Time Patroller ever!”“Wait, you’re with the Time Patrol?!” you ask, backing up from her with concern. But before you can question this, creature any further, the Jiralhanae chief roars again and rushes at the both of you.”C’mon Karn, let’s kick his butt!” she shouts, turning and focusing entirely on the dark-aura’d Jiralhanae. She’s open, you could possibly attack her now. But she did just save your life, can you attack her?Well?>Help the Time Patroller fight the chieftan>Help the chieftan fight the Time Patroller>Sit back and watch them fight>Other(write in)
>>2784763>>Sit back and watch them fight
The obvious answer >Fight them both
>>2784763>>Help the Time Patroller fight the chieftanNo way... There's Time Breakers after us?
>>2784763Oh man, I fucking called it!>>Help the Time Patroller fight the chieftan
>>2784763>>Other(write in)Fight them both.
>>2784763>Sit back and watch them fightthis is clearly Towa buying us time, because the guy reacted in such a way. We should rest.
>>2784763>fight them both
>>2784763>Help the Time Patroller fight the chieftanShe's on our side this time, might as well stay on her good side, at least.
Why would you want to fight them both, again?Remember, the longer we stay in timebreaker mode, the more energy we lose.Our blood stone is already going to be completely drained from this, and if we fight puddin too, and we're probably going to lose that needless fight, but even if we win, we'll be tired out and left defenseless in the middle of the GODDAMN WAR WITH THE COVENANT, IN CASE YOU ALL FORGOT ABOUT IT
>>2784778There’s more than one Towa out there. It’s likely that one of them has it out for our Towa.
super saiyan god when
>>2784763>Help the Time Patroller fight the chieftanPlanet’s safety comes first. Trunks is a dick, but Puddin’ could have attacked at a bad time. We are allies for now, I guess?
>>2784811What about meloka, turles, tatsu and the guardian?Are we just going to leave them without reinforcement to die tired while we fuck around fighting someone we didn't have to, wasting energy we didn't need to waste?How many saiyans are going to die while we're playing around?
>>2784763>Fight em both
Rolled 20, 69, 50, 16 = 155 (4d100)>>2784772>>2784776>>2784778>>2784779>>2784782>>2784783>>2784794>>2784800>>2784822Help the Time Patroller fight the chieftan wins. Roll me a 2d100, and let’s see what happens.
Rolled 55, 99 = 154 (2d100)>>2784847
Rolled 46, 40 = 86 (2d100)>>2784847
Rolled 70, 65 = 135 (2d100)>>2784847
Rolled 34, 63 = 97 (2d100)>>2784847F
>>2784763>Other(write in)Maybe leave them to duke it out while we go to help defend the gaurdian. It's a win win. A time patroller dies and we get back with our group. Unless this is to Ooc
>>2784856>>2784851god bless you fine young gentlemen
WE GOT HOT HANDS TONIGHTWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2784851>>2784852>>278485670/100, 99/100. Impressive, special victory. Writing.
>>2784869I wonder if time loli will be surprised we didn't just try to kill her simply for being a time patroller.Maybe, just maybe there's a bridge here that hasn't been burned yet.
>>2784871>super-ancient being that is set in its ways which was willing to genocide a timeline out of spite>being a nice personI think you give that intentionally pedobaiting little shit more credit than is due, friend. She'd probably be more disappointed that Puddin' didn't just try to slap the shit out of Karn right away. Not to say Puddin' won't try to fight Karn immediately after dealing with ol' Brutus over here though. The weird meta-rules for some of these time scrolls for hidden unlocks can get pretty wild, I'm sure.But nah SKoT is kind of a bitch.
>>2784871>"Hmm...maybe he's working with her because she isn't trying to kill him or his loved ones right off the bat...">"Naw, he must have a thing for gray chicks. Weirdo."Tell me this isn't what SkoT is thinking.
>>2784880True, time loli is a straight up piece of shit as far as i'm concerned, but she's also just doing her job. Kind of.We wouldn't have any problem with her or the time patrollers whatsoever if we could just somehow convince her to accept our timeline as, or to somehow properly MAKE our timeline an "official" one and mostly just leave us all alone.We'd still need to convince towa to chill out, too, though.It wouldn't be terrible if she and mira just hung out as one of karn's crew someday, rather than trying to merge the realms.She could do that if time loli would just leave us be.
>>2784890Hell, i wouldn't even mind lending her a hand to keep other timelines on-course if it meant she'd simply allow ours to exist.She's been wanting to get herself a karn ever since she found out about us anyways.We don't have to like her to co-exist peacefully.
>>2784899It'd also let us hang out with Trunks and teach him how to actually fight.
>>2784906Sure.If karn the the time patrollers could actually manage to make up, i'd love to train trunks and beat some sense into his thick goddamn skull until he could think for himself a little.
>>2784869Man i totally thought that pudding was the one to infuse him with dark energy, considering her dark powers.
>>2784890>>2784899The problem is that SKoT is a hardass and wants Karn and his timeline gone. And Towa as well. SKoT is inflexible because she's been doing her job for so long, it has to be "her" way because she "knows" how it "should" be done. Same reason why most old people who have been doing a job for decades tend to be really hard up on doing things the way they've been doing it, even if it isn't strictly the best way to do it.You really can't trust her. She'd use Karn more than like, but still set up to dispose of him and his timeline regardless of how useful or personable he is. It's an old lady who pretends to be a little girl and argues with a fucking owl. She's not a sane person. Not like Karn, at least when Karn genocides he doesn't act like it's a good thing. It's just what he does.Except when we genocide the Covenant. That'll be a good thing. Damn religious nutjobs. Goddamn Westboro Baptist Church of Space I tell you h'wat.
>>2784930She does want karn and his timeline gone, because it's a nuisance.Her excuse is that the timeline is inherently unstable and could collapse at any time, but if that were the case there'd be no point in deleting it since it'd delete itself eventually anyways.Maybe it's true and there's more to it than that, but we don't know since she hasn't tried to talk with us since we met.Regardless though, we don't know what kind of power she has over the timesteams, but i'm willing to bet that if she *really* wanted to, she could stabilize our timestream and turn it into a proper one with relative ease, especially considering trunks' time shenanigans.But for her to have any reason to do that, we'd need to be of some use to her, more help than hindrance.If all that takes is getting towa to chill out and doing some missions for her, that's a damn low price for the existence of our timeline, hard as it might be.Also, towa doesn't want to delete the timeline. IIRC, most towas across all timelines want to merge demon realm with the living realm and turn the whole universe into a bloodbath.The main reason for this is probably that she's a NEET who built her own husbando and desperately needs a dicking.Fortunately, karn has made friends with her, she's raising his future daughter and at least one of karn's buddies has shown interest in giving her the D, so the potential is there for a chill towa to exist one day.It might take a lot of work, but it's not impossible to work this all out with some effort.
>>2784930And honestly, i think time loli is just lazy more than anything.She was happy when everything was quiet and none of this crazy shit was going on.She was basically getting paid to sit around and do nothing.If karn wasn't fueled by unyielding rage towards her and better yet actually started helping her, she wouldn't have so many reasons to delet this, and would finally have good reasons not to.Think about it.When she was getting ready to delet us along with ace, it was because *everything* had gone to shit.Nothing was working out, causing her to actually have to lift her own finger for a change.If we simply didn't cause her any problems, she wouldn't feel the need to remove the problem.So really, the main source of our problem with time loli right now is just towa.
>>2784958In all honesty, Karn’s timeline is a huge fustercluck from SKoT’s perspective. If they use the canon DBZ/DBS timeline as their measuring stick, this one sticks out like a sore thumb. All of these new people and power and empires that don’t exist anywhere else, and most of them have a potential to be a multiversal threat. Not all of them would even ping as a significant power level in even the most basic scouter.
>>2785012Yeah, it's significantly different from the typical z-fighter focused timeline, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing on it's own.Sure, we're a big threat to everyone, but only in our own timeline.If we manage to stay at peace with chronoa and calm towa down to the point that she isn't trying to destroy everything, that is.Even if we travel to other universes and take them over, it's still only in our own timeline.Even if karn and frieza become the most powerful beings in the multiverse, we're still just staying in our own timeline.And she can still delete us at any moment if we betray her, but we have no reason to do so as long as she continues to allow us to exist.As for all the non-canon characters we're fighting, i think the general idea is that, at least in thread canon, they did exist in all timelines but were wiped out by the time the z-warriors went to space in other timelines.Technically we're still in the past, here. Before even dragonball started, or very early on at the most. I'm not sure exactly how old goku is right now, but he's young.Would be interesting if it turned out all these non-canon characters were the temporal anomalies chronoa was talking about.
>>2784763“Oh, what the hell.” you say, dropping into your stance beside the strange girl. “Let’s do this!”“Nyaa-hahahaha!” she shouts, jumping up and down and turning to you. “Chaya was right about you!”“Wait, what?” you ask, but before she can answer the chieftan’s hammer slams right into the girl’s head, clearly crushing it and sending her... stretching? You watch as her head is sent hundreds of feet back, yet her feet remain exactly in the same place. Her body stretches impossibly backward, then snaps back forward instantly, slamming her forehead into the chieftans. The brute is stunned, launched off its feet and sent sprawling. Your eyes widen in surprise, caught completely off-guard. What the hell, how do you fight someone who can redirect your force back at you with interest?“Get back here!” she shouts, rolling herself up into a ball and blasting off after the dark aura’d chieftan. You’re stunned by this odd creature, something’s off about her. But her shout galvanizes you, you blasting off after the chieftan as well. And you quickly realize just how far she outclasses you. By the time you catch up, she’s already knocked him back and forth over a dozen times, then sends him flying down towards you.“Get him get him get him!!” she shouts at you. You flare your aura up, charging up and Energy Punch, and attack. Your fist connects square into the Chieftan’s gut, your attack exploding and blasting him back towards this Puddin. She smiles and holds out a hand, giant blue sphere of ki charged up. “Thanks! Puddin Pop!!”Her blast consumes the chieftan, blasting him hard into the ground and kicking up a cloud of dust. She lands beside you, curious as you both watch the smoke fade. The chieftan rises, that dark aura no longer around him. That only lasts for a moment, he again screaming in pain as the darkness flares up around him again.“Nyaaa, he’s stubborn.” she says, sounding annoyed. She then sighs out, then looks to you. “Hey, I know nya! You charge up that big shiny dragon, and I’ll pull him into it!”“Huh?” you ask, the strange girl laughing and blasting off the ground before you can ask anything else. You comply, gathering your power quickly and holding the attack at the ready. “Alright, I’m ready!”“Nyaaa! Puddin Toss!!” she shouts, wrapping the chieftan in one arm then quickly unwinding it and hurling him at you. Its time!“DRAGON FIST!!” you roar as the golden ki dragon explodes out around you. Your attack slams hard into the chieftan, winding through the air until you slam him down into the ground. You then feel your attack fade, standing over the body of the defeated chieftan.cont
Any reason the motherfucking daughter of Towa can be in the Time Patrol but we /have/ to die?
>>2785083because everyone loves memes
>>2785055 TAKE THE CHEIFTANS GRAVITY HAMMER
>>2784958Nah I didn't mean Towa wanted to task manager Karn's reality out I meant SKoT wanted to dump Towa in the recycling bin.But still if the council of Towas got their way it'd probably also really ruin Karn's timeline. If we had to work with anyone it'd be our Towa, btfo-ing SKoT and taking all of her Time Patrollers under our control to fight the Council so we can keep our reality stable and stop the entirety of existence time-space-wide from turning into one massive weird Nth dimensional demonic shithole. No offense to the demon realm, but you got dudes who have seven pointed swords and kidnap princesses and shit. Also spit that turns people to stone. How can you kissu kissu like that? Dabura worst husbando. Most importantly the SKoT is still really childish despite the fact she should be mature. She probably takes Karn's existence in spite of what she wants personally. She's also manipulative, untrustworthy and arrogant. And she only got lazy when she found Trunks putzing through time.Before that she had to do everything herself. We can still determine time travel is a linear thing since Future Trunks hasn't existed forever despite being a time traveler so she had to be doing the job up until the year Bulma built the time machine. And the fact that the Time Patrol only came into existence millions of years after she became the SKoT.I will never trust her because she's a secluded, stuck up, self-deluding maniac that Karn would never get along with. Mostly because getting along with the SKoT means basically just doing whatever she tells you do to. And only Frieza has that right. because Frieza is actually secretly a bro. What happens when SKoT tells Karn to kill Towa and Mira? Don't do it? Bam timeline gone. Do it? And make Future Chaya sad? HAH! Right. And convincing Towa and SKoT to get along is like trying to convince a normal human being that eating irradiated shards of glass is actually healthy. There is serious baggage between those two.
>>2785055“Great job, nyaa!” Puddin calls out, jumping down into the crater beside you. “You got him good!”“Yeah.” you say, straightening up and turning towards her. “But who are you? And how do you know Chaya?”“I watched her beat up Super Mira!” she says excitedly. “She was all ‘pow pow pow pow pow’! She’s amazing!”“Yeah, she is.” you reply, but before you can say anything else her arms wrap you up completely, trapping you inside a ball of darkness. “What the hell?!”“Shhh, Daddy said that the Supreme Kai of Time can’t hear this.” she says, you raising a brow curiously. “He said that Chaya’s fight was so good he wanted to help. So he let her give you this.”You suddenly feel her hand stretching into your boot, pulling the Bloodstone out. You feel a surge of familiar energy, your future daughter’s ki flowing into the stone. She then replaces it, then winks at you and releases you. You look up at her in wonder, the strange creature disappearing in a flash of light. You rise back to your feet, looking over as the Jiralhanae chieftan stirs, waking up.“Wha... What happened?” he asks no one, head rolling over and seeing you still standing. “Oh, I lost. Very well then, Saiyan Karn. Do it. End this fight.”Well?>Finish him cleanly>KO him and leave him alive>Just walk away, give him a chance>Other(write in)
>>2785100>>KO him and leave him alive>>Other(write in)Take him to a healing pod if we have time. This wasn't an honorable or even a good fight, it had dickish time shit going on.We'll continue later.
>>2785100>extend our hand, help him up>"Get stronger, and fight me again one day. On friendly terms. The covenant won't exist for much longer."
>>2785100>Finish him cleanly
also holy shit futer chaya impressed fucking DUMPLIN. what kind of bullshit rolls did that take
>>2785100>>Just walk away, give him a chanceEt tu, Brute? Get up and get swole. Maybe try again some day if we all survive this.>>2785117>implying it took any rollsFuture Chaya got a hug from AU papa. She has OVERMAXIMUM power now because she's a good girl and we're proud of her.
>>2785109>>2785113>>2785115>>2785116>>2785125Looks like helping him up wins it. Roll me a d100.DC hidden
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>2785155
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>2785155I got this.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>2785155Just let him die.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>2785155
>>2785157welp.fucker better not stab us or something.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>2785155
>>2785156>>2785157>>278515933/100. Oh... Writing.This is what happens when it’s up to the dice sometimes, DC was 65
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>2785166 nay i say
>>2785166fuckrip brute buddy
>>2785176>hold out our hand>he slowly begins to accept>nappa just lands on his throat, crushing it as he gurgles and chokes on his own blood before dying>"Fuck, that was a close one, man! No telling what that thing was about to do to you. What? Why are you so upset?!"
>>2785109This and them take his gravity hammer.
>>2785186>>2785166Oh yeah, i almost forgot about this.I'm going to bed now, but if there's a vote at any point for taking Brutus' gravity hammer, consider this post my vote in favor of doing so.
>>2785166>DC was so high>Yet we wanted him to get strong and come back. Its the fucking Sangheili at fault here.
>>2785196>yfw Brutus is going to give in and an elite knifes him in the back for treachery
>>2785200>el tu brute
>>2785100You walk over to the Jiralhanae chieftan, but instead of ending him or leaving him unconscious, you simply hold out a hand. He looks curiously between it and your face, not understanding.“What... Are you doing?” he finally asks you.“Isn’t is obvious?” you ask him, hand still out invitingly. “I’m offering you a hand up.”“But... why?” he asks. “I’m your enemy.”“And?” you ask him. “I want you to go get stronger, and fight me again one day.”For a few seconds you think you’re getting through to him, the he sighs out defeatedly.“You are an honorable warrior, Karn.” he says, lifting a small club-like stick. Your eyes widen in surprise as you recognize the weapon, its a grenade! “It was my honor knowing you.”Before you can do anything else he sticks it into his armor, closing his eyes. You leap back, knowing what’s coming but unable to stop it. You watch with a mix of respect and horror as he doesn’t move, accepting his fate. In another moment the grenade explodes, you sensing his ki vanishing inside the blast. The dust clears from the blast, revealing the proud warrior’s final resting place. You solemnly walk over to the warrior, lifting his hammer up onto your shoulder.“You’ll be remembered.” you mutter, turning your back on his corpse and walking away. Your hand tightens a bit on the hammer’s haft. You only walk a few dozen steps when you sense something from above you. Looking up you see nothing, yet you can clearly sense what’s coming. You snarl, holding the chieftan’s hammer in both hands. You’re really ready to pound something into oblivion right now, and those incoming splitjaws will do just fine.“Rrrraaa! Come and get me!!” you roar in challenge, flaring your golden aura up wildly around yourself.-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 53 paused-
>>2785255Everyone having fun so far? Ready to continue the battle, and drive the Covenant back? We will NOT be resuming at 1pm EST, instead we’ll resume at 4pm EST, in 12 hours. Sorry for the late return, but I can’t get out of this work earlier.
>>2785255well damn. brutebro went out with honor.
the hammers not just a trophy now. it actaully has some emotinal baggage attached to it. well done grandragon.
>>2785283Having an awesome time bro.Thanks again for running.
>>2785284>>2785286That he did. And yes. I could have just given you a hammer, but then it wouldn’t have meant anything. Like the Covenant Energy Blade you lost in your scrap with the Hunters.>>2785290Glad you’re enjoying the ride. And believe me, its my pleasure.
>>2785298wonder if there is a way to send brutebro our regards in the afterlife, he died a warrors death.
>>2785314>wonder if there is a way to send brutebro our regards in the afterlifeI think sending a million splitjaws down to meet him via gravity hammer would be a great way to honor him
I've been wondering how King Yemma has been handling the massive number of grunts being sent his way. I know he can knock out the paperwork like it's nothing but how long can he handle listening to those annoying voices yelling about everything constantly? He has to have taken some SAN loss from that.
>>2785363>king yemma>saneobviously its te abridged version with the mahogony obession
>>2785100...........what the fuck, are we friends with the Time Patrols greatest monster?
>>2785565nah, her mother(s?) and possibly the father like us
>>2785567Still really god damn scary to think about, and awesome.
>>2785314Wield his weapon with honor.>>2785343This too.>>2785363He’s handled worse.>>2785565Your daughter seems to be. Somehow.>>2785566Glad I could make you feel anon.
>>2785255Rip best boy
>>2785255Fuck, there's no way i can be satisfied with that.I'm sure he wouldn't have been either, if he knew what happened.That dumbass, it didn't have to end like that...RIP Brutus.We'll see you again in hell one day
>>2785646>ripping Hell a new one with Brutus and Doomguy and many others we undoubtedly find against the legions of Demons commanded by Dr. NefariousYOU JUST KNOW IT WILL HAPPEN, I READ YOUR NOTES GD
>>2785628RIP indeed.>>2785646It didn’t. Its just how the dice ended up this time.>>2785652Kek.
>>2785652OH GOD DAMNIT THAT ASSHOLE WOULD BE THERE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM AGAIN! Fuuuuuuuck, you just ruined my day reminding me that asshole is still here.God damn scrap head midget.
>>2785663Yes, but here's the thingOne day we're gonna go to hell specifically to hakai his ass.
>>2785690True, but in the time it would take to make that happen, that asshole will make an army of cyber Janemba an army of clones, and a shitload of hideouts that have suicide bombs in them in a attempt to kill us while he hides in another castle. He's gonna fucking try and Doomguy us. Calling it now.
>>2785702Shhhh, no tears now, only hakai.
>>2785711THAT ASSHOLE HAS ROBOT HAKAI MACHINES OR SOME BULLSHIT, HE IS FUCKING WAITING FOR US!
>>2785718>karn, fueled by this logic, becomes the most powerful being in the multiverse, attaining even ultra instinct in his quest to destroy nefarious forever>in truth, nefarious is just sitting around in hell doing nothing>poor, poor nefarious
>>2785728........that is the dumbest thing I ever heard, not us power training to kill him, but the idea that asshole isn't planning anything.
>>27857021 million hours in paintIf someone could make this better id appreciate it
Do niggers exist in this timeline?
>>2785774only on earthof course, you know what must be done
>>2785775Time to save the Universe. Bye bye Earth.
>>2785780Please, we are professional genociders. and there are a few nice people there that we mad friends with and helped fix our ship. Be the better man. Just wipe out the portion that needs to be removed.
>>2785775>tfw the only black guy in DB is that kickboxing guy way back whenPopo doesn't count because he's a genie.
>>2785811King Chappa, Nam, Staff Officer Black. What are you on about? There were other black guys.
>>2785814King Chappa was asian (probably Indian). As was Nam who was objectively supposed to be Indian. I'll give you that about Black, though. I always forget he's in there because when I think of the RRA I just think of the gay one, Blue.
>>2785733It does still work in regards to Rachet & Clank character logic.
>>2785838But he isn't THEIR mastermind of robots, we made him after slaughtering his species homeworld. Though that does remind me, where the hell is Quark?
so is it possible to use ki to reinfocec that gravity hammer so we can swing it around while in ascended super sayin.
>>2785883Probably, using the same technique we use to make the super energy blade.We have no experience making hammers, though.Would probably just overload if we simply pumped ki into it.But it's strong enough on it's own that we can use it anyways, as long as we don't put all of our strength behind it.It's capable of hurting karn, so it's more than good enough for everyone else, and it'll be a good way of conserving power in the battles ahead.
>>2785883Jesus Christ man, did your auto correct give up on you? Also pretty sure the hammer can take the hits without needing to worry about damaging it, some techwizardy bullshit or something.
>>2785917You are now picturing a angry Daffy Duck hitting alien clones with a fancy mallet.
>>2785918non-anon's autocorrect gave up years ago.
>>2785926>no, my autoCorrupt has gained sentaince and is activly working against me.
>>2785928its assuming direct control
>>2785950>assuming direct controlHEY GDQM, MASS EFFECT REAPERS FUCKING WHEN?>inb4 big enough threats on par with Brethren Moons and Necromorphs that they are on Beerus' insta-Hakai list
reapers will be a fun late-game threat, i'm sure.
Combine-PTO buisness deal when.
>>2786019That's stupid though, with how everything is now just letting them stay the same old mind fucking planet cleaners makes more sense. At most it would be a good idea to avoid their big guns, but they shouldn't be anything we couldn't pop like mosquitoes. Or giant ticks>>2786027Unless they got supped up by the Dr, I would happier if they weren't.
>>2786030Never.The Combine would either be on par with the Covenant as a space threat or possibly 10x worse given the not-sequel transcript that was released a while ago by one of the writers of Half-Life. Their tech is on par with Forerunners with Dyson Spheres and all that shit being a thing that they can build.They’d either try to take over the PTO in the half-assed lazy way that they did on Earth in HL1/2, using enslaved races and bioweapons with minimal Combine tech support.
>>2786072Or they’d use some kind of indirect superweapon to do some crazy shit like sterilize the PTO’s most prominent warrior races and wait a few centuries for the PTO to weaken.
QM UPDATESorry everyone but it’s looking like I won’t be able to resume until around 4:30pm EST, roughly 70 minutes from now. Again I apologize, but I can’t avoid it.
>>2786096Oh well, alright. Mind giving us numbers before the session starts? Want to know how many more Covenant ships we gotta vaporize.
Hey...Does karn know how to hide his powerlevel?As much as we get attacked by sneaky, hidden enemies, i don't think the idea has come up...Isn't karn just fucking glowing constantly like the moon in the night sky?Maybe if we could hide our powerlevel, we wouldn't get snuck up on so much, or better yet, we could sneak up on others.I mean, karn's normally a very up-front sort of guy, but he doesn't care how unfair he is when he kills you, either.
>>2786234I...don't think we ever thought of that yet.
>>2786234we could ask the guardian or Freezy pop, my question is why would he want it, not a whole lot of people can sense energy and scouters are blown the fuck up when it tries to read us. we won't be sent on any infiltration missions, we're a hammer after all.
because imagain us getting tactically inserted in the middle of enemy forces to fuucking inflict as much damage as possible and break their lines.
>>2785255Your aura glows a blazing golden, you following the three invisible Sangheili with your ki sense as the all drop towards you. Not yet, not yet... Now!“DIE!!” you roar, slamming the hammer into the ground as the Sangheili close to within maybe a yard. The hammer activates as it strikes the ground, that concussive force slamming into the splitjaws and sending them tumbling uncontrollably. With the three of them unable to defend themselves you quickly dash to each of them, and use the bladed end of the hammer to either decapitate or cut open each of their heads. As you stand over the last Sangheili you pull the hammer from its corpse, resting the weapon on your shoulder.“No wonder you liked this thing.” you mutter, relaxing and closing your eyes, focusing on the battle. King Cold’s ki is still massive, but has it shrunk a bit? You feel him carving a path, but for some reason he’s not causing as much damage as you think he could be. Closer than him are the Tamaraneans, still fighting in the space over the city. Fighting together as they are has greatly improved their effectiveness, taking much fewer casualties and holding the line much more firmly now. You also sense Meloka, Turles, Bardock and Tatsu all fighting together on the Guardian’s island, and holding their own. Closer to you, the battle also hasn’t changed much. The Covenant are still attacking from all sides, the Saiyans and Oozaru still holding the tide back. While you were fighting, however, more of those Sangheili have managed to sneak through the front lines. You can sense at least a dozen of them already within the city’s limits.What will you do?>Keep hunting down the Sangheili, they could cause trouble>Rejoin the front, help deal with the ground forces>Rejoin the front, help deal with the air forces>Meet up with Meloka and the others on the Guardian’s island>Other(write in)
>>278626830 minute vote
>>2786251Higher-spec scouter technology is out there now, so the explosions aren't as much of an issue anymore.I'm sure energy sensing will proliferate in time as well, but there are also just enemies with damn good senses and natural battle sense who might not consciously sense us, but still unconsciously sense our presence.If we can learn to hide our powerlevel, we could sneak in to places with planetary sensors capable of reading us as well.But more importantly, if we can hide our entire presence in the middle of a battle, our moves will seem strange to the enemy and become hard to read.It'll also make for good energy control training, which karn really needs. He's still not on meloka's level when it comes to energy attacks, despite using them so much.I don't know how much GD is still sticking to that dumb fighter type system, but it's still noted in the pastebin, so i guess he's still taking it into account.Karn is a berserker type, meaning he's the sort to rush in headlong with melee attacks, while meloka is a blaster, someone who uses lots of energy attacks.Of course, at the end of the day, one's ability to fight almost entirely comes down to their ability to manipulate energy in one way or another.For karn, his most efficient techniques would be ones that play to his physical ability, like the energy blades.That said, he still *has* to use wide-range or AOE attacks like final flash, super energy bomb and super explosive wave often, so being able to control his energy is important.Also, we really, really need to complete the energy body technique. Not just complete it, but master it to the point that it's constantly active, just like our mastery of super saiyan, since it's one of those physical energy techniques that play to karn's strengths.There's nothing better for a berserker than a good set of armour that lets him keep berserking.
>>2786268>Keep hunting down the Sangheili, they could cause troubleAlso could we telepathically contact King Cold and check up on him? the last thing we need is a sudden vacuum in our defenses.
>>2786268>Keep hunting down the Sangheili, they could cause trouble
>>2786268>Keep hunting down the Sangheili, they could cause troubleThen>Back up King ColdKing cold is strong, true, but his stamina is going to be an issue.There's a reason he's not in his final form. This is all he can take, which means he's still pushing himself right now.>>2786281This, let's also contact him and ask what's going on while we're killing the sangheili
>>2786268>Keep hunting down the Sangheili, they could cause trouble>Remove the air force afterwords
Rolled 1, 4, 85, 94, 96, 8, 30, 72, 59, 23 = 472 (10d100)>>2786281>>2786287>>2786288>>2786302>>2786311>>2786347Keep hunting down the Sangheili, and telepathically contact King Cold wins. Roll me a 2d100.Second DC 80
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>2786367
Rolled 89, 51 = 140 (2d100)>>2786367
Rolled 14, 77 = 91 (2d100)>>2786367
Rolled 81, 35 = 116 (2d100)>>2786367
Rolled 23, 17 = 40 (2d100)>>2786367F
>>2786383Damn,>>2786373and we were so close too.
>>2786367WHO ROLLED THAT FUCKING ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2786371>>2786373>>278638389/100, 77/100. Great success, but then failure.Writing.>>2786395Its a mystery
I wonder if we can also get karn to do some pain resistance training?I mean, it's not like his pain resistance is low to begin with, but if we could train that up to the point that he can just straight up ignore his wounds without so much as flinching until the moment he dies (which he already does to a significant degree), that'd be damn useful in combat, and fucking terrifying for any enemies.We could do that at the same time as the spirit cuff training (https://youtu.be/jOeYAchgiAg?t=24), which would help karn keep his mind clear and focused no matter what happens to him.
>>2786470Spirit cuff training while wearing weighted clothing in a gravity chamber and under the effects of powerful pain-inducing poison.Imagine the gains.The Karnage Training Program™, Don't delay, sign up today!>"What the hell are you doing?! Are you trying to kill me?!!">"Yes.">"WHAT?!">"Try not to die. If you succeed, you have completed The Karnage Training Program. If not, no refunds."
>>2786507Oh, and i wonder if we could have the scientists add extra features to the gravity chambers, like reducing the air pressure inside to a near vacuum, decreasing the temperature to the point that carbon dioxide falls out of the air as dry ice snow, or increasing it to the boiling point of water.You know, to make it more like the hyperbolic time chamber.It would certainly increase stamina and endurance more than simply upping the weight.
>>2786517No, just that hot clearly isn't enough.It needs to be able to get hot enough to melt lead at a minimum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwC3k0iIKcw
>>2786268Those damn splitjaws could cause a lot of damage if left alone, and you’re one of the few Saiyans with both the power and the senses to handle them. While you’d rather be out on the front lines, this is too large a threat to ignore. You focus your senses on the Sangheili powerlevels, zeroing in on the nearest as you fly up into the air. Once you’ve found the first Sangheili you fly towards it through the air, hovering over it from above the rooftops for a few moments, then drop. You freefall through the air, lifting the hammer high above your head as you fall. The Sangheili has no idea you’re there, you slamming the hammer down onto it. The hammer activates as you slam the Sangheili’s head down into the ground, crushing it and splattering its blood and skull fragments everywhere.As you rise back to your feet and look at the crater your attack made, you finally realize you’re still in your Ascended form. With a sigh you relax, transforming back down to your normal Super Saiyan form as you hunt with your senses for your next victim. Despite their efforts to hide you can easily track the Sangheili, finding your next target within seconds. You leap up into the air, and with a short burst of speed you quickly reach the next one. You use the same technique as before, dropping from the air and slamming your new hammer down. You crush this Sangheili as well, turning it to paste on the road. You go from Sangheili to Sangheili, crushing each of them with a single overhead strike. As you bring the hammer down on more and more of them, yet more manage to sneak through their lines. As you ‘fight’ the Sangheili, a thought creeps up into your mind.“King Cold?” you ask out telepathically, Freeza’s father answering.“Ah, yes Karn, what is it?” he replies.“How’s shutting down their anti-magic going?” you ask him. “We have wounded down here we need to get out.”“Its actually a rather intricate magical web they’ve cast.” Cold says, then goes into more depth. You’re completely lost, having zero knowledge of how magic works. The only things you think you understand from it are that there are three ‘circles’ of priests around New Salda suppressing magic. “But not to worry. Another few minutes at most, and I’ll have killed enough of them to unravel this web.”“Good to hear.” you reply, crushing yet another Sangheili beneath your hammer. “Need any help up there?”“Hmph.” he replies contemptuously. “I may be old, but it’ll be a cold day in hell before I need help in battle.”And with that, he cuts the mental link.cont
>>2786591Okay yeah, that's probably the best we could hope for.
>>2786591Well, even if he says that, we should go help him if we sense him getting fucked up.Let's keep half an eye on him, shouldn't be too hard with his powerlevel.
>>2786591With that you resume your hunt, tracking down each one of the Sangheili who break through the lines and smashing them into the pavement. You soon notice that the Sangheili are no longer sneaking into the city, you killing the last three inside the city limits within a minute. When you can no longer sense any Sangheili energy within the city you widen your ki senses, observing the battle. Everything was much the same as before: Saiyans holding the line around the city, Meloka and the others aiding the Guardian, the Tamaraneans defending the city from space as King Cold takes down their priests. Before you can make your next move, however, you sense it. A group of massive powerlevels suddenly appear at the range of your currently-suppressed ki senses. They’re all massive, hundreds of thousands of powerlevels in the millions.”Rejoice, heretics!” the voice from before calls out again, blasted out from every single Covenant warship. You know that voice from somewhere, but you just can’t place it. ”You shall all soon meet your fated end, for the Zealots have finally arrived!!”“Karn, this is bad!” Vegeta says, telepathically. “You feel that?!”“Yeah. Yeah I do.” you reply, taking stock of yourself. You’re battered and bloodied, armor and clothes destroyed from the waist-up, but you’re still standing tall. The Bloodstone in your boot is freshly charged up to even higher levels than when the battle started thanks to your future daughter’s ki. And now it seems that the real battle is about to begin!What will you do?>Attack the ground forces>Attack the warships overhead>Regroup with Meloka, help them clear out the Covenant there>Take off by yourself and fire up at the Zealots>Take off into space, attack the Zealots before they can get close>Other(write in)
>>2786707And I clearly forgot the closing /red. Whoops.
>>2786707>>Take off by yourself and fire up at the Zealots
>>2786707>Take off into space, attack the Zealots before they can get close
>>2786707>>Take off into space, attack the Zealots before they can get close
>>2786707>Take off into space, attack the Zealots before they can get close>Retreat if possible to friendly spaces if possible and not overwhelmed>Berserk failing that.
Rolled 89, 68, 22, 92, 59, 41, 30, 99, 14, 87 = 601 (10d100)>>2786719>>2786731>>2786750>>2786756Take off into space, attack the Zealots before they can get close wins it. For this one, roll me a 5d100 and let’s see what happens.
Rolled 76, 87, 81, 13, 47 = 304 (5d100)>>2786759Wow lad, five?
Rolled 79, 78, 85, 81, 91 = 414 (5d100)>>2786759
Rolled 49, 98, 4, 87, 63 = 301 (5d100)>>2786759
>>2786762Well fuck me I fell pretty good...>>2786763WOOOOOOO HOOOO! Only the first roll can get better now.>>2786767Eh, higher rolls in other spots, good work.
>>2786762>>2786763>>278676779, 98, 85, 87, 91
>>2786770Your tried man, did you misspell dice in the option field?
>>2786773probably, i at least sorted out the highest rolls for QM
>>2786769I am proud to have made a contribution.
>>2786762>>2786763>>278676779/100, 98/100, 85/100, 87/100, 91/100. Well. Okay then. Writing.Congratulations, your ballsy move just shortened this battle a significant amount.
>>2786770>>2786769"Find your enlightenment out in the darkness of space, zealots."
>>2786780how much of a moral blow is it that we jsut fucked their zelots in the ass before they even made planetfall
>>2786788PLEASE MAKE US SAY THAT GD
>>2786780>”Rejoice, heretics! You shall all soon meet your fated end, for the Zealots have finally arrived!!”>The covenant warriors stand ready aboard their ships, waiting to make planetfall>"Hey, does anyone else hear angry screaming?">"Don't be ridiculous, we're in space. How could there be screaming?">Suddenly, one of their neighboring ships explodes in a blinding fireball just outside the airlock>"Uh... guys, i think the screaming is getting louder.">One of the ships closer by also goes up in a ball of burning gas and wreckage>"I think we might be in trouble."
>>2786780btw GD, i hope you've been keeping track of approximately how many ships the main and secondary characters have destroyed, along with any special kills.I want post-war stats.
>>2786707“But you know what?” you reply. “I don’t give a damn!”“Huh?” Vegeta asks you. “The hell are you saying, Karn?”“I’ve had it with this Covenant.” you reply, Ascending. “And I’ve had it with these damn splitjaws! I’m not letting these bastards land!”https://youtube.com/watch?v=5s9xI_D7qhUWith that you launch yourself into the air, first flying over to the hospital and setting your hammer down, Nappa looking at you curiously. You say nothing and keep flying, headed up towards the Zealot warships.“Karn, what are you doing?” Meloka asks you telepathically.“I’m handling this before they become a problem.” you reply, flames bursting out around you as you rapidly ascend into the atmosphere. You simply flare your sparking aura up further, it keeping the heat from reaching you. You take one last deep breath, then accelerate even faster and escape New Salda’s atmosphere. “I’ll be right back.”“Go get ‘em!” Meloka replies. Despite her trying to send confidence your way, you can feel a twinge of unease through the psychic link.“Don’t worry, I’ll be right back.” you reply, then end the link. You’re gonna handle this yourself.You travel through the void of space, gathering your ki in preparation for your attack. You gather more and more of your ki, your body trembling with barely-restrained power as you fly towards the two hundred-odd Zealots’ ships. They all begin firing upon you at once, you activating your Barrier and not even slowing down. You fly uninterrupted into what you sense is the center of their ships’ formation, stopping right in the center and crossing your arms. Its time! You roar out soundlessly into the void as you again unleash your Red Dawn attack. Your ki burns as it changes from gold to red, exploding violently out from you in all directions. You can feel it as the Covenant’s Zealots are obliterated, your attack burning their bodies away as it snuffs their lives out. You pour more and more ki out, it escaping from you in a torrent of death and destruction as it destroys the Zealots who’d just arrived. After another few moments you regain control, ending the attack.You sigh out, feeling a burning in your chest as your lungs demand much-needed air. You turn from the destruction you just unleashed, flying back to New Salda. Oddly, none of the warships in space fire upon you as you return, you quickly re-entering atmosphere and returning to the hospital’s roof. Nappa’s no longer there, you wondering where he went as you pick up your hammer and rest it on your shoulder. This battle may still be far from over, but you’re not done fighting back yet!https://youtube.com/watch?v=11wNmWnn4dM-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 53 End-
>>2786977get fucked Zealots
>>2786977And that’s it! Everyone enjoying the battle so far? Wondering what the Covenant will do next? How Puddin knows your future daughter? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest! Most importantly, did you have fun?
>>2786993Loads man and that ending was Legendary
King Yemma cursing Karn's name for all the extra work epilogue when?
>>2786993How's the covenant feeling right about now?Especially the leaders.Also, everyone in the bar.Our favourite reactors are in the bar, of course.
>>2786993I think it's great. Also want to know the best part?There's going to be a LOT of salvage left after this battle to loot. Weapons, damaged ships and wreckage, armour, all sorts of fun toys for our scientists.Maybe with some enemy corpses ror DNA samples the scientists can make some fancy new Saibamen too.
>>2786977>THIS ONE IS FOR OUR BRUTES
>>2787005>the saibaman now sounds like GruntsQM plz, i need this
>>2787010>The saibamen now LOOK like grunts
>>2787010>>2787012God damnit.....can we punt them like grenades?
>>2787012>an inexplicable mutation occurs that causes confetti to rocket out of their skulls upon death >they are used as pinatas for young saiyans
also how big a moral blow did we strike by fucking nuking all the zeleots before they even landed
>>2787021>put saibaman seed in a grenade capsule full of nutrient juice>get throwable instant saibamen of a fixed powerlevelWhy didn't we think of this before?
>>2786986Indeed.>>2787000Thank you anon. Wonder where Nappa went?>>2787001Kek. And nah, already have the next epilogue lined up.>>2787003Strategic report soon.Their reactions were great, but everyone was silent when the cameras saw the massive blast in space. No one has said anything to that yet.>>2787005That there will be. And quite possibly, perhaps their dna could fix the issues they had with some of the ‘specials’ they were working on.>>2787008“Get fucked you arrogant splitjaws.”>>2787010>>2787012>>2787026...shit. Maybe.>>2787027>allOf the vanguardBut yes, that attack’s really hurt Covenant morale more than anything else.
>>2787053Is karn officially considered a demon yet?Clearly everyone knows his face even though they've never met him.How many billions of covenant lives has he ended by his own hand?How many billions in any given single attack?i want to build a ringworld around new salda using covenant technology and slave labor after this, just as a big middle finger to them, and to make a point to the rest of the galaxy.And it'd be nice if karn could get a new, much larger ship made out of the covenant ships he destroyed.A real dreadnaught, capable of obliterating entire fleets. But with a private section of the ship just for karn, his friends and the old ship crew.
>>2787075>Is karn officially considered a demon yet?Yes.>Clearly everyone knows his face even though they've never met him.Not quite everyone, but yeah. >How many billions of covenant lives has he ended by his own hand?>How many billions in any given single attack?Yes. I haven’t been keeping up with individual kills. I can’t count that high.>i want to build a ringworld around new salda using covenant technology and slave labor after this, just as a big middle finger to them, and to make a point to the rest of the galaxy.Ha.>And it'd be nice if karn could get a new, much larger ship made out of the covenant ships he destroyed. A real dreadnaught, capable of obliterating entire fleets. But with a private section of the ship just for karn, his friends and the old ship crew.Why would you want a ship the size of Boros’s?
>>2787094Because big ships are cool, and it would befit karn's rank and stature.More than anything though, i'm serious about that ringworld.It would be one hell of a symbol for the PTO, and one hell of a tourist attraction as well. Only question is, should it be around the poles where it can be seen from anywhere on the planet, or around the equator?
QM STRATEGY REPORTCasualties for each faction:>Covenant13,97930,000 remaining warships.>Tamaraneans134/302>Saiyans4496/6109, most on-world.And for morale:>Covenant Low, they’re stunned and terrified by what you just did. They’d all thought you all COULDN’T go into space.>TamaraneansStill High, they’re enjoying this.>SaiyansMedium, they can’t get the wounded out and most are tiring or even wounded. Your last attack just boosted morale back up quite a bit, however.>CoolerMedium, he’s tired. But with King Cold’s arrival his has risen quite a bit.>King ColdHigh. He’s getting tired, but he’s kind of enjoying somewhat-reliving his glory days when nearly everyone in the known universe feared his name.
>>2787133>Covenant>13,97930,000 remaining warships.HEAVY SWEATING
>>2787107Supporting ring world. Disagree on the dreadnought. >>2787094If I'm remembering right, Cooler still owes us the instant matter transmission technique? If so, how much mastery and more power will we need to teleport to any world in the knows univers, wreck shit, and teleport home for lunch and training with the kids? I think the terror of the galaxy at knowing that Karn is world walking death incarnate would be much more delicious than anyone thinking that they could spot his ship coming and potentially have time to escape.
>>2787133>13,97930,000 remaining warshipsWHAT?!
>13,979/30,000I assume anyway?
>>2787094Ring world for New Vegeta!
>>2787141>>2787145>13,97930,000>13,979/30,000Forgot the /, my bad.>>2787144Yes he does. And if you can master it, there’s potential for a Jiren-tier bullshit exploit.>>2787160Question is, where would they get the tech? The Covenant didn’t exactly bring one with them on this attack.
>>2787166THE ONE AND GREATEST GIFT OF THE FORERUNNERShttps://www.halopedia.org/Huragok
>>2787177Uhhhh dude, we vaporized most of their ships, and they don't do well in vacuum.>>2787166Okay that makes more sense, we passed the halfway mark.
>>2787196there are enemy troops on the planet.
>>2787200And we erased most of the ships that would hold them, and bombed the shit out of everything else.
>>2787166Here's a question.Where the fuck are the spartans during all this?Covenant is getting it's shit pushed in, you'd think humanity would like to have a word with them right about now, too.
>>2787166>where would we get the tech?I mean, the covenant just violated a Kai sanctioned treaty and invaded our home world. I assumed our next move would be to travel to their worlds, kill all the prophets and burn their civilization to dust? At some point I figured we'd cross paths with a Halo once they get sufficiently desperate.Or maybe King Cold already put a counter attack in motion before coming here?
>>2787218Yeah, it can't exactly end with just the destruction of the covenant fleet.We need to take everything from them.
>>2787218Oh right, I forgot we had a treaty. Hopefully we can get the kais to fuck their shit up
>>2787216>SpartansProbable running around in the future of a non-adjacent parallel timeline? I don't think earth is an interstellar power/civilization yet in this universe, but I could be wrong.
>>2787232There are apparently many human-controlled worlds in SCQ's canon, not just earth.
>>2787242>>2787252Oh right, jojo, berserk
>>2787252Yeah, it seems that, at least sometimes, humans from various settings come from their own human-controlled world.
>>2787242Huh, I must have missed that. Well if we're going with a highly retconned origin I'm hoping GDQM takes some inspiration from XO-Manowar for their origin (the abduction from an ancient civilization and slave rebellion bits, not the overpowered technorganic armor piece).
>>2787177May be survivors found after the battle.>>2787196Yeah, my bad.>>2787216Did you think the entire Covenant force was here? They still have forces protecting their empire.>>2787218A counterattack could happen, but something else will happen first. King Cold did try to put a call out to a certain someone, but his message is being blocked. He’ll send it once he clears out their priests, and we’ll see what happens after that.>>2787232If there are, you haven’t reached their territory yet.
STATSLAST THREAD>Covenant17,832/30,000 remaining warships.>Tamaraneans164/302>Saiyans5233/6109, most on-world.THIS THREAD>Covenant13,979/30,000 remaining warships.>Tamaraneans134/302>Saiyans4496/6109, most on-world.PROGRESS>Covenant3853 warships destroyed.>Tamaraneans30 Tamaraneans killed.>Saiyans737 Saiyans killed.
>>2787320Fuck, we lost a lot of saiyans this time.
>>2787257Yeah I definitely missed something. I thought the Jojos were somehow shanghaied or accidentallied off world. Guts is hellbent on killing a daemon and is encased in a the freaking berserker armor, so it just makes sense that he's unconstrain by traditional boundaries. Samurai Jack is caught up in Aku's games so it also made sense that he'd have assess to interstellar travel given that Aku is off Earth...We're there any other examples of humans (time patrol excluded) that I'm forgetting?
>>2787320Still not liking these trades, we need to help King Cold break the Silence faster.
>>2787320Was actually wondering if anyone’d actually look deeper into the stats.>>2787327Yeah, that 1 especially hurt quite a bit.>>2787328>JojoThe Jojos were, but because they were in space they ended up with their own spaceship when they went back to their homeworld. And Jotaro’s always nervous while riding in the ship with Joseph.>GutsHe’s after Aku, for SOME reason.>Samurai JackHe was flung far into the future, where Aku’s evil is law.
>>2787350>the Jojos brought an FTL ship drive back to earthOhhhh! Side questions: Did capsul corp secure the exclusive rights to reverse engineer the technology, Joseph's German friends, or some sort or multi-corp sharing agreement? How much did the Jojos get paid? Since the ship cot brought back, does that mean that the communications systems are live and someone (or some sort of heroic organizations governing body that may or may not employ a very bored bald man) is actually watching the Vox feed of this fight?
>>2787350>The Jojos were, but because they were in space they ended up with their own spaceship when they went back to their homeworld. And Jotaro’s always nervous while riding in the ship with Joseph.What about other JoJo's?>He’s after Aku, for SOME reason.Maybe because he... Own him some money?>He was flung far into the future, where Aku’s evil is law.Or far into the future, where Time loli's law is evil.
>>2787389>Or far into the future, where Time loli's law is evil.Ivan, that's an oxymoron, she's evil now.
>>2787396Yes, but Time Nest is in future from Karn perspective.
>>2787386Who said they’re the same planet?>>2787389>Maybe because he... Own him some money?No, Aku pays. The PTO wouldn’t keep doing business with him if he didn’t.>>2787403Well Karn’s in Age 741, and Conton City is(currently? Time travel’s kinda fucky) in Age 852.
>>2787403That is still all the time though.
>>2787410110 years from now, huh?how long do Saiyans stay in their prime and how old is karn, again?
>>2787410>No, Aku pays. The PTO wouldn’t keep doing business with him if he didn’t.What else can Guts be after? Wait, don't tell me... He is in love with Aku!
>>2787437He’s still 27, and not that long.>>2787444Kek.
>>2787454>how long do Saiyans stay in their prime and how old is karn, again?>He’s still 27, and not that long.It sure is convenient that Primal Super Saiyan always takes the user back to his prime.
>>2787473Gee, sure would be basically cheating if karn trained with primal so much that he could just stay in the form forever and not age with the added benefit of eternally looking badass.
>>2787473>>2787482Your body would still age at its normal rate. Just because you temporarily take the form of your prime doesn’t mean your body is actually still in its prime. At that point you’d kinda be like All Might in a way, pretending to be okay when you’re really just weak and frail and dying.
>>2787546Aging has it's perks desu.I think Karn would look badass with a dash of gray and some stubble.
i feel like we need some dragon balls soon get that Immortality Baby!
>>2787572>ImmortalityWhere's the fun in being a warrior if there's no immediate risk of violent death?
>>2787572ask to be unaging. we can still die in combat, but no pesy dying of old age
>>2787546So, given that the entire covenant are now Kai sworn oath breakers, does us murdering them fall under some divine mandate and actually help balance our karmic scale?
>>2787580Biological immortality, then. Don’t age, can’t die to disease or illness, but an energy blade to the brain bucket will still put you down.
>>2787454>and not that long.Goku and Vegeta have looked like they're in their mid-thirties for like, forty years. If nothing else Saiyans LOOK younger than they are even if they don't age slower than humans but I'm fairly certain they have more longevity than humans.
>>2787607They dont stay in prime age for 140 years, but it IS closer to 90?
>>2787546Well, eventually we're definitely going to wish for immortality.
>>2787580Unlimited fighting?Getting to use all our dumb ideas without worrying about failures fucking us?Getting to go home to our immortal wife and children who aren't dead from being murdered to death?
>>2787567You’re a long way from that. Saiyans do stay in their physical prime for a long time.>>2787572There’s a reason getting the Dragonballs isn’t very likely.>>2787602We’ll see.>>2787607They have a bit longer than the average human, if they don’t die in battle.>>2787774And that’s the main reason why I’m not giving Dragonballs out. Game breaking is so easy to do in unfun ways with Dragonballs.
>>2787935>series called dragonballs>no dragonballsI don't see why you can't just let the immortality happen, at least towards the end of the quest, when you've fought all the big fights and it's time to let go.in my experience with D&D, becoming a god or truly immortal doesn't kill all the fun, it just changes the mechanics.
>>2787944>Quest has Dragonball nowhere in titleI’ve said before I’m not giving out the dragonballs, because that’ll break the quest in unfun ways.>at least towards the end of the quest>endAs of right now, there are no plans for an end.
>>2787968I thought you said we weren't going to hunt for the dragonballs without a good reason?
>>2787970Exactly. Unless there’s a plot reason for them, they won’t happen.
>>2787975Real talk, Which of the dragon balls can kill time loli? Or make our daughter time loli?
>>2787978Potentially the Super Dragon Balls. But, could the dragon really grant the wish before she simply erases your scroll?
>>2787980Thanks boss, Any log thing from outsiders this week?
>>2787985Yup, Future Chaya epilogue will be sometime this week.
>>2787980Could we use the super dragonballs to make our timeline into a canon universe and merge it with the canon series? could call it universe 15 ore something?Would itget time loli off our dick, or would it just show how much she fails at her job?
>>2788091>Could we use the super dragonballs to make our timeline into a canon universe and merge it with the canon series? could call it universe 15 ore something?You could try. Would probably end horribly, as the two timelines collide and the two different versions of everything meld into an unsightly abomination. This would royally piss off Chronoa, as she’d have to undo that tangled mess. Would probably take her centuries of actual work to undo.
>>2788119Will characters from Yu Yu Hakusho show up in this quest? It'd be pretty cool to have a dark tournament with fighters from throughout the universe.
QM UPDATEWith what I’d already typed up before this episode’s start, I’m now 7 posts in on this week’s epilogue. Right now, I’m looking at having that done by either late Wednesday or early Thursday. In the meantime, what do you think would be a good ‘vacation’ after this battle(implying you survive it, of course)?>Dreadzone, enjoy someone else’s fighting for awhile, perhaps the kids can even jump in?>Pokitaru, a beach vacation planet where absolutely nothing could go wrong>Chaya and Broly are old enough for a supervised mission, have them take on one and watch over them>Something else?This is not exactly a vote, I’m just gauging interest in possibilities.>>2789020Quite possibly. As for some kind of tournament, who knows? Whoever’d organize such an event would have to offer a great prize to get the best fighters across the universe to gather.
>>2789043>Chaya and Broly are old enough for a supervised mission, have them take on one and watch over them>Dreadzone, enjoy someone else’s fighting for awhile, perhaps the kids can even jump in?Why not both, family mercenary work.
>>2789043>Chaya and Broly are old enough for a supervised mission, have them take on one and watch over them>Dreadzone, enjoy someone else’s fighting for awhile, perhaps the kids can even jump in?>HUNT FOR THE BRUTES CLAN, ADOPT THEM.
>>2789043>Chaya and Broly are old enough for a supervised mission, have them take on one and watch over them>Dreadzone, enjoy someone else’s fighting for awhile, perhaps the kids can even jump in?
>>2789043>>Chaya and Broly are old enough for a supervised mission, have them take on one and watch over them
>>2789183>>Chaya and Broly are old enough for a supervised mission, have them take on one and watch over them
>>2789062>>2789139>>2789156>>2789174>>2789183>>2789303Seems there’s a lot of support for either getting the kids a mission, or going to the Battledome. Good news is if I go with either(or both) of those, you’ll more than likely get to play as little Chaya
>>2789483Been waiting for the best time to have a Chaya episode for awhile now. And after this battle seems the best first time to do it.
Fuck, what were the names of those two Saiyans that sacrificed themselves to cover our retreat last thread?
>>2789589Maz and Kayle.
>>2789640I only ask because I think those would be fitting names for our twins.
>>2789644This is a excellent idea, we should do this
>>2789644>>2789649You could, you still haven’t named them yet after all. They’re also going to still be in those pods for quite awhile, time enough for perhaps one or two more trips.
>>2789043>>Pokitaru, a beach vacation planet where absolutely nothing could go wrong Gotta get some downtime inbetween planitary extinction events. Also Meloka in a swimsuit... I want it.
>>2789687>Meloka in a swimsuitWould she even wear one? And would Karn?
>>2789719>Would she even wear one?>implying our wife is a strumpet who shows her goods for free>And would Karn?Banana hammock. All day every day.Alternatively a pair of battle shorts, those ones that Turles and Nappa always wear.
>>2789742>implying Saiyans of your generation know the meaning of the word modestyAlso, kek. It’s possible, if you also bother with a suit.
>>2789649>>2789644I thought of the same thing. we have to do this
>>2789795Ah. I forgot Saiyans as a species are only 2 steps removed from actual shit-flinging apes.
>>2789798It’ll certainly be a choice.>>2789801>shit-flinging apesCalm down there Cooler. Not that long ago they lived only a step or two above cavemen. For a significant part of Karn’s life his people didn’t even have running water.
>>2789862>For a significant part of Karn’s life his people didn’t even have running water.I just realized we have to potential to pull the "Back in my day!" card.>"You kids have it easy. Back in my day we had to wipe out whole planets with nothing but our bare hands and power-balls.">"You ever fought a Godzilla you little shit?!">"Oh don't tell me you actually think you killed that evil scientist for good.">"Let me tell you the story of the time I beat the shit out of Lord Frieza's big brother."
>>2789889>When I was your age I was being trained to conquer galaxies! Calm down, Mr. Travolta.
>>2789889>Damn kids, engaging in diplomacy and spy work and magic these days.>IT’S NOT A PHASE DAD, IT’S PART OF WHO I AM!
>>2789982>IN THE NOT-SO-DISTANT FUTURE OF THE NORTHERN GALAXY...>"Why are you even negotiating with this guy? You could fry him right now!">"Because he's the head of an entire galactic crime syndicate!">"And? Just vaporize them too.">"...How did anybody even survive in your era?">"Generally they stop coming for you when their armies turn to space-dust."I can't wait until our kids think they're smarter than Karn the Conqueror.
>>2790005To be fair, we are still dealing with a dead empire biting us in the ass. A doctor with metal teeth to be specific.
>>2790014That's just because we didn't destroy him hard enough.We need to start going full Conan on anybody that fucks with us.Straight up annihilation of them and anybody even remotely associated with them.
>>2790020We did that, like 3 times, saw the corpse twice, AND HE STILL FUCKING CAME BACK!
>>2790033WE JUST AREN'T KILLING HIM HARD ENOUGH!
>>2790037WE PUT THE FUCKER IN ACTUAL HELL, HE IS DEAD, AND STILL FUCKS WITH US!
>>2790045THEN WE JUST KILL HIM IN HELL TOOTHIS IS BASIC SHIT MAN
>>2790046so you want us to die to go after him?
no, we kick in the gats of hell and then rack down and murder dr fuckfariious
>>2790051All we have to do is stop our own heart temporarily!
>>2790053Only thing I got out of that is we need to find Jonny Gat, which I will agree with. But, we have to recruit the whole Third Street Saints too.
>>2790107Where's Towa? I need a port to hell asap!
>>2790107That wont give us enough time, we cant restart our heart that late.
>>2790113Maybe if we power level and lift all the covie armadas ships and corpses at the same time in max gravity, we could get strong enough for her to consider it.
>>2790118And then once their all dead and in hell we go into hell and kill them again for even more gains!
>>2790122Your getting there, we just have to lift harder.....and get Cooler to spill the beans on instant transmission at some point. Then we can abuse the shit out of it when we're done powering up.
>>2790124Just thinking of the possibilities with Instant Transmission as part of our move-set is getting me excited.>Instant Transmission Final Flash>Abusing IT for infinite jukeing of enemies who can't sense ki>IT'ing opponents to high gravity planets they aren't used to>just IT'ing people into space and leaving them there
>>2790209For those last two points, remember IT only works if you have a powerlevel to lock onto. Something living.
>>2790230Don't Saibamen qualify for that, and they're portable to boot?
>>2789889Ha.>>2790005Their teenage phase’ll be fun. Good luck.>>2790033The real Nefarious is dead.>>2790107Calm down Jotaro.>>2790124Oh that certainly will be exploitable.>>2790209Instant Transmission will open several new avenues of fighting.>>2790303Saibamen can’t survive in space either.
>>2790334>Saibamen can’t survive in space either.Instant Saibamen throw! We just IT to a warehouse full of saibamen, IT back and attach it to the enemy.
>>2790350But would that invalidate our midget grenade plan? If we make them dead white would that help in any way, kinda like Orks? Will we have to fight Orks?
>>2789889>For a significant part of Karn’s life his people didn’t even have running water."You know, you kids have it easy, when I was your age we didn't have running water, we just drank the blood of our enemies.""Guess you could say we were pretty bloodthristy."
>>2790374Meloka would be disappointed in that pun, could we actually hurt people with them though? We must test this phenomena by Dading the ever loving shit out of the Dreadzone mission we take the kids on, the cameras everywhere can ensure massive groanout.
>>2790350“Here hold this!”>disappear“Huh?”>reappear behind them holding one“Saibaman Surprise Hug.”>>2790371Would it? We may see. Orks? Maybe.>>2790374Heh.
>>2790381>We may get a rival WAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!I feel so damn excited, if it wasn't for my exhausted sleep deprived state, I would be screaming.
>>2790393I have 4 hours of sleep in me before taking care of our animals and going for a coffee run, but I am too awake to go back to sleep properly.
>>2790399Been there, good luck. Caffiene up.
>>2790393>???"WAAAAAAGH!" can refer a few things.>The infamous battlecry of Orkz across the galaxy.>A military campaign led by Orkz. Usually spans entire planetary systems.>The field of psychic energy produced by Orkz. Allows them to achieve feats of great Orkiness.Generally if you hear somebody shout "WAAAAGH!", you're gonna have a bad time unless you're green.
>>2790666And what do the orkz think when they hear karn shout WAAAAAAGH followed by an all-encompassing light that fills their vision and an intense but short lived burning sensation?
>>2790666good thing we can go green then.
>>2790677Provided they weren't vaporized;>WE DIDN'T NEED NONE O' THEM SQUISHY EYE-BITS ANYWAYS!>C'MON BOYZ! HE AIN'T BIG ENUFF OR GREEN ENUFF TA START A REAL WAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>>2790686>"Neither are you! Every last one of you went from green to red and black!"
>>2790686Or better yet>Karn then proceeds to go berserkHow do they react to that one?Big AND green.
>>2790687>He...he ain't roight, is he?>'Ave we been strayin' from the path of Gork and Mork?>Could we be losin' out on da green front to da damn pinkies?>...naw, course not! We'z just ain't spamming the sugga boyz hard enuff!Orkz are too retarded to be tricked into having personal crises you silly.
>>2790690Well Karn would just be an Ork at that point.He'd fit the bill in every way.>Big>Green>Kills good>Shouts gooder>All he wants to do is fightIf he went Berserk he'd probably be made a Warboss then and there.
>>2790713>Everywhere we go we are followed by Roks and Deff Sqwadren's>When we land, we land with a hoard of big angry green men, giving beatings to all.>We shall become Evil Santa.Guys......we need to take Santa's workshop.
>>2790727Considering Santa is long overdue on giving Orks and Saiyans both any Christmas gifts, I say raiding his workshop has been a long time coming.
>>2790738Wait, with all our business and anti siege preparation, our little Vegeta probably never got chance to shoot his sleigh yet.
Orks could possibly happen. However, I’d need a LOT more prep time for adding them than I’m needing for adding High Command
>>2790871 Rip UNSC
>>2790124>not just using IT to teleport into hell by locking onto the most vile PL you can remember Dr. NefuckassGoku teleported into and out of the afterlife at will with that shit. Just need to git gud at sensing to make it work long long range.
>>2790879I think you’re thinking of the wrong setting.>>2790880Goku using Instant Transmission into King Kai’s ‘divine’ realm is one thing, but when he went to hell to fetch Freeza he still had to go through King Yemma.
>>2790913more talking about how we have yet to encounter any humans and just the covenant Which High Command? Everything has like 'high' command in it.
>>2790913>but when he went to hell to fetch Freeza he still had to go through King Yemma.That's cause he was taking Frieza out of Hell. Gotta follow protocol. Goku is nice to Yemma.Neither of those would apply to Karn.
>>2790920The one associated with a rather large, angry dragon.>>2790966If you could Instant Transmission OUT of hell, it wouldn’t be a great place to keep the damned now would it?
>>2791073To be fair the only person in Hell in canon who could IT was Cell. And people could argue the reason he didn't do it was because his spirit was broken when all of his attempts to win failed, even his suicide. You could also argue Yemma has complete control over the dead, which is plausible. But Karn isn't dead. Just because we haven't seen it doesn't mean it can't happen. We also can't assume it is possible. Damn Schrodinger's teleportation.Still, even if you can't IT out of Hell that doesn't mean you can't break out. You just have to be really strong.
>>2791078If you don’t know what I’m talking about that’s fine, I know at least one someone had been asking about this particular series several times and whether I’d include it or not. Still up in the air on it, I don’t know enough to do it justice.>>2791082>Just because we haven't seen it doesn't mean it can't happen. We also can't assume it is possible. Damn Schrodinger's teleportation.Which is why I’m WORD OF GODing it right now and saying it is entirely impossible.>Still, even if you can't IT out of Hell that doesn't mean you can't break out. You just have to be really strong.Stronger than Pikkon at least, and he’s only one layer defense. Escaping hell would be a monumental challenge without outside help.
>>2791183>Escaping hell would be a monumental challenge without outside help.Knowing our friends, we'd have plenty of that.I also think it'd be pretty easy to find some like-minded individuals in Hell who'd want to break out as well.
>>2791183>Which is why I’m WORD OF GODing itYou am no true Tore E Yam Uh!>Escaping hell would be a monumental challenge without outside help.What if we used a doorstop on the way in? The janitor wouldn't even come down to notice it. I'm tellin' ya this is the greatest ass-kicking-heist the afterlife's ever seen. Been planning it for years. Years I say.Pikkon is the worst Piccolo cosplay in the history of Piccolo cosplays. Perhaps ever.
>>2791183>Stronger than Pikkon at least>at leastWhat do they have that's stronger than Pikkon?Lame as he is, he's probably the strongest warrior in the afterlife right now.
>>2791216Towa’d certainly want you out, and she has the means to get you out as well. And you’d certainly find many who want out as well. But would you be able to trust them?>>2791217I’m doing it for the quest’s sake. Explaining mechanics comes with the territory.>>2791246>What do they have that's stronger than Pikkon?Who knows?>Lame as he is, he's probably the strongest warrior in the afterlife right now.And he one-shotted both King Cold and Perfect Perfect Cell.
>>2791346it took BUU SAGA goku combinging super sayin (or was it SS2, its hard to tell the two arpart) and the kaioken to beat him, and he litearlly could only do it cus he was already dead
>>2791346>But would you be able to trust them?I'm sure if we found a non-Majin'd Dabura he'd like to get out and maybe say hi to his sister.I hear Demon King Piccolo is a swell guy this time of year.Someday we will get a popular, fun anime that explains itself correctly and enough that there aren't glaring plotholes. Someday.
>>2791363It was Super Saiyan. Super Saiyan + Kaio-ken equals out to Ascended Super Saiyan, power-wise. However, the strain on the body is even worse than Super Saiyan 3.>>2791388>I'm sure if we found a non-Majin'd Dabura he'd like to get out and maybe say hi to his sister.Wonder if stopping his getting Majin’d is something Towa’ll want you to do in your timeline?>I hear Demon King Piccolo is a swell guy this time of year.This time of year, he’s still magically sealed up somewhere only a little blue imp would eventually find.>Someday we will get a popular, fun anime that explains itself correctly and enough that there aren't glaring plotholes. Someday.I wouldn’t hold my breath.
>>2791433>Save The Siblings is a Go>Time Nest PQ unlocked: Demonic Regicide; Karnage mode. Can you ensure the enslavement of the Demon King?I've always wondered if Towa can turn people to stone with her spit. I mean, they're siblings but she's also blue and he's red. Adopted? Lucifer had blue skin. I think we're onto something here. Then again he's also a vampire. But a demon god as well? Wait hold on the streams are crossing and now it's confusing. Damn movies.
>>2791449>I've always wondered if Towa can turn people to stone with her spit.You’d have to ask her yourself.>I mean, they're siblings but she's also blue and he's red.Are you saying all demons are supposed to look the same?
>>2791521>Hey towa![Unzips]>Can you turn people to stone with your spit?
>>2791521Usually when a black baby comes out of a white woman from a white father it's either some crazy unbelievable genetic lottery or she's a cheater. So yes, I expect siblings to look mostly alike. And they look nothing alike save pointed ears. People can tell who my family is when I stand next to em. If Towa and Dabura are in the same room you got some waifish chick of average height standing next to the biggest fucking dude you've ever seen if he ate the second biggest dude you've ever seen. I'm not saying it's impossible, but bro it isn't likely.
>>2791528Fuck dammit that was gold. Usually I just save the images, but this time I have to save the whole post.>>2791530Who says demons follow the same logic as living beings? Remember the demons Goku competed against when he fell off Snake Way?
>>2791533>Who says demons follow the same logic as living beings? Remember the demons Goku competed against when he fell off Snake Way?Yes. And none of them were running around claiming kinship with each other IIRC. Especially if you're talking about Goz and Mez, who never said they were related. They just worked together.
>>2791546I’m just saying demons are shown to be both red and blue, and we never see Towa or Dabura’s parents. Maybe their colors were determined by the colors of their opposite-gendered parent, or the same-gendered parent. Demons may not even have recessive/dominant alleles as we comprehend them and their color is completely arbitrary, or maybe they choose the color themselves once they’re old enough. Mortals simply don’t know enough about demons to know the hows and whys of demon biology.
>>2791595what about purple
>>2791595But bro, there were only two interracial couples in all of DB. Princess Snake and King Yemma. And Kami and Popo. Princess Snake was a goddess and King Yemma had a mahogany desk. Also not a confirmed relationship, just implied. Saiyans and humans are basically the same fucking thing really. Only way they could be so biologically compatible is if they were essentially the same. And still none of their kids turned out too different from their parents despite being literally aliens to each other.It ain't like the demons are born out of fruits like those shady fuckin' kais. Wait they aren't right? Was that just some weird spinoff shit? Or was it that some asshole kais are born so they tell them to fuck off and they aren't actually demons? Okay hol' up someone needs to sit down and talk to the content creators over there about keeping the food on their plates separate because this is getting out of hand.
>>2791595Also dude Dabura is twice as tall and Towa, has way bigger ears, horns, and his head is a rectangle while hers is a rounded triangle. There is only so far you can push it before you just sound like they're adoptive siblings you know?
>>2791595When do we get to impregnate Towa?
>>2791641Hey, you hear that? It sounds like a SSJ10 waifu coming at us from our blindspot. She skipped 9.
>>2791641When do we get to impregnate Zeno?
>>2791596What ABOUT purple?>>2791628You’ll just have to go visit the Demon Realm sometime and find out. And you won’t even have to die to go there.>>2791631If you saw me and my siblings, you’d probably assume my youngest brother was adopted. He looks nothing like the rest of us.>>2791641I’ll say its not impossible to try.>>2791645Kek. She isn’t aiming at Karn either.>>2791652No.
>>2791654but he *is* adopted
>>2791654>What ABOUT purple?APOLOGIZE TO THE HIPSTER OF INFINITE TIMELINES
>>2791657No, but we made him think he was once. It was hilarious.>>2791662No. No I will not. Even though in this timeline he doesn’t exist yet-if-ever, no.
>>2791654>you’d probably assume my youngest brother was adoptedUh yeah but was he?I'm just fucking with you. One of my brothers has a different father from me, fuck all of that blood shit anyway. It's what's in the heart that matters. Shit, now I'm sounding like a bad shonen character.Obviously we need to dissect us some demons. See how they work. But we'd need a mad scientist for that. Good thing the greatest Saiyan Scientist in history lives just down the road and his children play with Karn's. And he's pretty mad at lots of things.Too bad Gero never got his hands on demon DNA or Kai fruit juices. His pet projects weren't ambitious enough.
>>2791668You're a SASSY BOY tonight
>>2791671>His pet projects weren't ambitious enough.I'd say they were plenty ambitious considering Cell could just absorb the Supreme Kai if he ever ran into him.
>>2791686But why would you want to absorb him of all people? I'd pick Kibito over him. At least Kibito has that cool old man lookin' vibe to him. And Kibito is just as bad as Shin.Actually no, Shin acts like a dude cosplaying a god rather than a dude who is a god who has no idea what he's doing. Kibito is better confirmed.
>>2791698I say Shin mostly because he has to be stronger than Kibito.But now that I think about it, he'd just absorb the both of them.
>>2791654>What ABOUT purple?Have you seen Purple orks? NO. cuz zey are ze sneakiest.
>>2791671Ha. And yes. As for demons, good luck getting one to cooperate. Remember what happened to the last one you and Meloka fought?>>2791677I’m sleepy. And if you knew half the shit Fu was responsible for in your own time...>>2791686True.>>2791698Kibito’s Instantaneous Movement ability is pretty broken. Give that to Cell and he may as well be immortal.>>2791705This.>>2791709More warham I’m guessing.
>>2791720I have no idea what you’re talking about. All I’ve done was make everything more... Interesting.
>>2791720>Remember what happened to the last one you and Meloka fought?Uh, does the Cold clan count? I actually don't recall. But I'm sure that THIS TIME if we punch them double extra hard it'll knock them out. I always liked to think that Instant Transmission is quicker to pop off it's just shorter ranged and less useful for going places whilst that Kai Kai thing was a bit slower to do but it has infinitely more utility since you can use it to go literally anywhere. But they're really the same technique, one is just the logical next step to the other. Boo.
>>2791730Get a man's haircut you fucking child.
>>2791735You’d obliterated it.One is a mortal technique and the other is divine. Although, it is odd that the angels don’t seem to have it.>>2791744Kek
>>2791767Oh. Take that you fucking demons. Karn is the best exorcist.Wasn't Whis an angel? Or am I getting them mixed up. The DB cosmology in Super and stuff is just plain convoluted and dumb.
>>2791772Whis is an angel yeah
>>2791767>You’d obliterated it.I struggle to remember who that demon was though.Man, is this what it's like when you commit genocide on the regul-IT WAS FUCKING DEMONGO
>>2791782Nope, this was much longer ago, when Meloka first became a fully-fledged Super Saiyan.>>2791772Not quite. But he’s really good at killing things.Yes. And also yes.
>>2792000Oh yeah, that one big guy that almost squished us on that one planet?
QM UPDATEThis epilogue’s turning out longer than I’d expected, 12 posts in so far. Only one or two more to go before its finished, will hopefully post it later today, or tomorrow at the latest. Here’s a sneak peek of what’s to come.>>2792077Yes.
>>2792078This saiyan appears to be a part of the itty bitty titty committee
>>2792227She does take after her mother, who is very smol.
>>2792241She may be smol but she is also THICC
>>2792245>THICCIf this is your definition of thicc then okay.
>>2792265I think its in the sayan genes to become Scareroused by their partner. I know I would be.
>>2792265That stomach bulge from Karn's dick is what helps her get THICC>>2792291Then what the hell is Chi Chi?
>>2792291Kek.>>2792298Ha.>what the hell is Chi Chi?Wrath incarnate.
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 53 Epilogue-AGE ???, TOWA’S LAB-COMBAT ARENA“Dammit!” Mira shouts as your fist slams into his jaw, sending the huge warrior flying. He slams back-first into the arena’s reinforced wall, bouncing off and falling to a knee. You remain standing where you are, catching your breath as Mira struggles to rise, your fur glistening with sweat. Its still an odd sensation, even after all the time you’ve spent training yourself to handle this form. You are Chaya, daughter of Karn and Meloka and proud Saiyan warrior. Ever since you’d beaten that powerful Time Patroller Ace in your rematch, you’ve been cooped up here in Towa’s Lab with nothing to do but train.“You okay?” you call to the blue giant, who still hasn’t managed to rise yet. “Need a hand?”“I’m. Fine.” Mira says grumpily, managing to rise to a crouch before dropping back down to all fours.“Hold on I’ll be right back!” you shout, dashing from the room before he could say anything else. You jog down the halls, quickly running towards Towa’s main lab. You’re certain you’d find her there, and your guess was correct. Does she ever sleep?“Hey Auntie To-!” you shout, her holding up a finger to you as you see her holding the scrying orb, another her inside it.“I’m putting you on hold.” Auntie Towa tells the different-looking Towa, you catching the other her say the words “pet monkey” before your Towa sets it down on its cushion and turns to you. “What is it, Chaya?”“Do you have any more of those power supplies charged up? Mira’s down again.” you say, scratching the back of your head sheepishly.“Again?” Towa asks you with a sigh. “This is the third time today.”“I’m sorry, okay?” you say, then cross your arms and pout a bit, looking away. “Its not my fault he’s too weak to give me a good workout.”You say nothing, not daring to look and see her angry at you, but soon the silence becomes oppressive. You turn slowly, prepared for the worst, but instead you’re surprised. Towa’s looking at you, a small, mischievous smile on her lips as you see her making a plan. She puts a finger to her lips, then turns and picks up the orb again.“Sorry about that, Sister.” your Towa says. You know ‘Sister’ is a title, its how Towas in the Council address one another. “But I think I’ll take you up on your challenge. My strongest warrior against yours.”“You really think your Mira can defeat mine?” she asks, incredulous. “You’re out of your league, dear sister.”“Not my Mira.” Towa says, grinning smugly. “My strongest fighter.”“Ohohohoho! You think your monkey can defeat my Mira?” she asks. “Oh, this shall be fun! The usual arena, ten minutes. Don’t be late.”And with that, the image disappears, Towa turning to you with a self-satisfied smile.“You ready?”cont
>>2792317“Hell yeah! Let’s do this!” you shout excitedly, then quickly eat the bean. You feel your power shoot upwards, the soreness and weariness disappearing near-instantly. “Let’s go!”“Before we go.” she says, stopping you. “You should probably transform back down. She’s probably not aware of your strength or she wouldn’t be that arrogant. We don’t want her changing her mind before you get in the ring, right?”“Alright.” you say, returning down to your base. “This better be worth it. I’ve been practicing how long I can stay in that form without powering down, so far my record is three days!”“Well done, Chaya.” Towa says, a genuine prideful smile on her face. “I haven’t taken you on Council grounds, so there’s no time to go over protocol. Just stay right behind me, and don’t say anything unless someone asks you a question. Got it?”“Uhhh, okay?” you say, kinda confused. Towa stands up, holding her spear vertically in one hand as it glows with demonic power. She then turns it slowly counterclockwise, as it opening a door knob. The energy around her staff stretches as her wrist turns, forming a hovering circle in midair.“Stay close.” Towa repeats, stepping into the magical cylinder. You hesitate for only an instant, then follow Towa inside. You feel your jaw drop upon seeing The Citadel, the capital of the Council of Towa for the first time. This place is massive, its like a giant city! Your senses come alive with all new sights, sounds, and smells! You feel your senses quickly becoming overwhelmed, the bustling activity and sheer number of people everywhere is such a difference from the barren halls of Towa’s lab.“Pay attention now.” Towa tells you, her staff lightly rapping you on the forehead. “Don’t lose your head now. You can gawk afterwards, for now you have a fight to get to, remember?”“Oh yeah!” you shout excited, a few nearby Towas looking at you curiously. “Let’s go already!”You follow Towa closely as she navigates through the city, you beginning to feel nervous around so many people. You’d never been in crowds before, and you feel more and more uncomfortable with each step. As you travel Towa looks back, perhaps sensing your unease and holding her free hand back. You sigh in relief and grab onto her, feeing your anxiety disappearing. She smiles softly at your relaxing figure a moment then turns, pulling you along further into the city.cont
>>2792321Towa pulls you quickly through the city, you realizing a few minutes in that she’s slowly leading you towards what looks like a colosseum. She leads you down the winding streets, crossing back and forth and never in a straight line. As you wander the crooked, twisting streets, a question comes to mind.“Why aren’t the streets straight?” you ask her.“This entire city is a giant spell.” Towa explains, you both walking around a rather large metal man, steam pouring from a nozzle on his head as he stomps by. “This entire place is built in the shape of a spell that prevents the Supreme Kai of Time from discovering us. Here, in this place, we are all truly safe from her.”“Oh.” you say. If you’re so safe here, why does Towa never come here? But you keep that thought to yourself, letting Towa pull you along until you reach the colosseum. She pulls you up to a Towa and Mira standing on either side of a massive doorway, both looking rather bored at you.“Staff.” the other Towa says, your Towa wordlessly holding her staff up horizontally. The gatekeeper holds up a strange device, running it along Towa’s staff. Nothing happens, the Towa then waving you both through with a bored look. “Move along.”“What was that about?” you ask Towa as she leads you inside, walking up to what seems an administrative desk.“Later.” she tells you, then turns to the strange creature at the desk. “Arena 3?”“That Saiyan behind you is your fighter?” the bug-looking man asks her, you seeing the corner of Towa’s mouth rise in a smirk.“Indeed.” she replies, pulling you up to stand beside her. “Is she already here?”“Yeah yeah, go on through.” he says, pushing a button. One of the doors opens, Towa walking confidently forward. Before you can follow, the bugman’s tail snakes out in front of you. You notice it ends in what looks like a needle, the bugman pointing it menacingly at your chest. “But before you go, how about a little drink?”You finally recognize the creature, Towa having shown you one before. Its known as Cell, and it drinks warriors to absorb their power. But this is its weakest form, and no match for you even without going Super Saiyan. Before he can react you snatch his tail, dash over to him and jab the point maybe a quarter-inch into his own neck.“Try to stick me with that, and I’ll shove it so far up your ass you’ll choke on it.” you threaten, glaring into Cell’s buglike face. “Got it?”“Alright alright, no need to get hostile.” Cell says, you glaring at him a moment more then releasing him. Without a word you turn and walk through the door without looking back, quickly catching back up to Towa in a dark hallway, then you both walk though a massive archway into blinding lights.“Here we go.”cont
>>2792324You both stride forth into the lights, you shading your face against the glare. Towa doesn’t seem bothered by it in the least, still holding your hand and guiding you as your eyes adjust.“Ohohohohoho, so you didn’t chicken out after all?” the same speaker from the scrying orb calls out as you both walk forward. You’re still fascinated that, despite being the same person, your Towa and that one can sound so different. As your eyes adjust you pull your arm down, looking this Towa over. She’s dressed noticeably different, yet still in the same style as your Towa, and the several you remember seeing outside. This one is even wearing her hair differently, purposefully looking as different as possible. “It would seem I didn’t give you enough credit.”“Like I’d miss my chance to take you down a few notches.” your Towa replies, both Towas’ hackles clearly raised. Perhaps they have more of a history than you know? Before anyone else can speak, a Towa identical to your own except for the collar with a odd symbol on it appears between the four of you.“Sisters.” she says calmly but with authority.“Sister.” both your and the different Towa say back, respectfully. Your Towa then speaks up. “Why are you here, Sister?”“Master wishes to watch this fight himself.” she replies, you taking in everyones’ shocked faces, even the other Mira. “He and our precious daughter will be here momentarily, so I have come ahead to ask that you not start until they arrive.”“Of course.” Towa and the different Towa both say together, the collared Towa smiling.“Good. One moment then.” she replies, disappearing. You notice Towa’s really tense, you putting a hand on her shoulder.“You okay?” you ask her, Towa jumping a little bit when you touch her.“I’m fine, I’m fine.” she says, clearly not fine. “I wasn’t expecting him to be here.“Who-?” you ask, but before she can answer you find out.“All rise for the Demon God!” the Towa commands, reappearing between the four of you. But this time, she’s not alone. A small, grey blob creature in very obnoxiously bright greens, yellows and pinks is suddenly there beside her, as well as a similarly-dressed taller, lighter-shade female... Something? You’ve never seen creatures like these before, but their mere presence sends chills up your spine.“Ladies.” it says in a raspy voice, crossing its arms across its chest. After a moment it throws it’s arms wide, peace sign in either hand. “Your Demon God Dumplin is here!”cont
>>2792325Every single Towa and Mira in your eyesight kneels and bows to this ‘Dumplin’ except for the collared Towa and, you realize too late, yourself. Before you can kneel, however, this pudgy grey creature notices you. You can’t tell from it’s eyes, but you just know its looking at you. It feels like this entity peers into your soul, then smiles extremely creepily.“That’s a nice look ya got kid.” it addresses you, looking you up and down. “You got a lotta spunk walkin’ in here like that.”As he says this Towa turns, realizing you hadn’t put anything on after transforming back down from Primal and facepalms, her cheeks turning bright red.“I’m sorry...Thank you?” you reply confused. This creature makes you feel REALLY nervous, as if its only a second away from attacking you. But then it laughs, slapping a mitten’d hand against your thigh.“I like spunk, kid.” he says loudly, then gestures for you to lean in down towards him. You do so, warily. He then points over his shoulder, and continues speaking. “You see her over there, beautiful girl, dressed like me?”You look over, the girl waving at you like an excited child. You wave back, then turn back to Dumplin and keep listening.“That’s my precious daughter, Puddin.” he says, a dangerous gleam to his unmoving eyes. “She wants to see a fight, so I promised her a good one. If she ain’t happy, then Dumplin ain’t happy. And if Dumplin ain’t happy, you’re goin in the Fuckbox. Got it?”“I...uhhh...understand?” you reply, nodding. The hell’s a fuckbox? You’ll ask Auntie Towa later, now doesn’t seem like the right time.“Good kid, good. Just so you know, we’re both rooting for you, so break his metal ass!” Dumplin whispers, then turns and walks back to his... Family? He them waves to something to your right, calling out as he flies over to what seem to be VIP seating, “Alright ref, let’s get this party started!”“Right then.” another Towa says, stepping forwards from the sideline up between you four. You notice she’s wearing a black and white striped skintight suit, instead of the usual colors. “Fighters, step forward!”cont
>>2792327You stride forward confidently, staring down the giant as you both meet a mere foot apart. Your head is tilted back quite far to meet his eyes, showing no fear to the giant.“Alright, everyone here should know the rules.” she says into a handheld mic, then looks to you again and sighs out. “Should. But I’ll go over them again, just in case anyone here has forgotten them. There are no time limits and no ring-outs. Fight as you will, as dangerously as you want, but you cannot kill your opponent. Fight until your opponent is unconscious, or they surrender. Fighters ready?”“Ready.” Mira says, flaring his red aura and bulking up a bit.“Ready!” you shout, flaring your aura up and transforming into an Ascended Super Saiyan. Referee Towa vanishes, reappearing outside the arena next to a pair of tiny humanoids, one a blonde male with a sword and the other a redhead in, wait is that a witch hat? With a flourish the redhead produces a pair of flags, a red one with a Saiyan tail on it and a blue one with the outline of Mira’s head and his white hair. She lifts both flags over her head, then swings them both down and shouts, “Let the fight begin!!”“RRRAAAAAA!!” you roar out as you explode off the ground, launching yourself right at this Mira’s head. You open with a big right hand, which he easily catches with his right. You follow up with a left, Mira’s left catching it. For just a moment he remains still, arms crossed, then he pulls your arms into a cross as his straighten out, then spins you upside down and slams you into the arena floor.“Is that all?” he asks, you seeing his eyes begin glowing as he prepares to fire Eye Beams at you. You react quickly, bending your core and pulling your legs in you curl into a ball, then explode out and drive both feet into his blue chin. Your kick connects, Mira releasing you as you send him flying. You flip back up to your feet as Mira controls his flight, backflipping once then landing lightly on his feet.“You’re stronger than I thought.” you say, left hand on your right shoulder as you roll it out. You then drop your arms, hands clenching into fists. “Now let’s see if you can handle this! HYAAAAAAAA!!!”With a shout you let your power explode, putting on a bit of a show as you transform up into Super Saiyan 3. You stand tall, long blonde hair flowing behind you as you stare down Mira.“I’d say you won the first round.” you say, voice lower and rougher in this form. “Now, let’s start round two!”cont
>>2792329You stand facing each other, both of you unmoving and observing each other, seeing who’ll make the first move. After about two seconds your patience wears out, again dashing headlong at Mira. But this time, you have a plan. You dash towards Mira in a controlled burst, ready for his attack. You leave your arms down, seemingly open as you rush. But Mira doesn’t take the bait, biding his time and waiting until you’re in his range to attack. He fires off a quick left-right, you dodging to your left then right, twisting counterclockwise and slamming your right fist hard in his gut. Mira wheezes in surprise, you then grabbing the back of his head with your left hand and and slam your left knee into his face. You feel his nose break with a satisfying crunch. Then you release Mira as he staggers back, twisting around and kicking him in the side of the head with your right foot. This staggers him to his right a half-step, but you’re not done. You continue the motion and roll, slamming your left heel into the side of his head and sending him flying.You continue your twisting motion, landing back on your feet as Mira crashes to the ground. He doesn’t immediately spring back up, your attack seeming to have caused some damage. But a moment later you realize your folly, the Afterimage on the ground disappearing.“Shit!” you shout, trying to turn around in time, but you’re far too slow. You feel Mira pressing a sphere of energy into your back, it exploding and sending you flying. The ridiculous hair of the Super Saiyan 3 form actually somewhat blocks the attack, absorbing much of the blast that was meant to probably cripple you. However you’re still sent tumbling, you controlling the momentum into front flips. You keep flipping right up to the far wall, landing on it feet-first then exploding off it back at Mira. You watch the giant brace himself, you pulling back your right for a powerful strike. He mirrors you, you both swinging simultaneously and slamming your fists into each other. The impact is tremendous, blasting you back a bit. However, Mira takes the brunt of the force, the impact sending the giant crashing into the far wall. You’re much stronger than him now, you’ve got this!“Mira, stop playing around!” his Towa shouts, angry and indignant. “Show them your might, my Super Mira!”Wait what?cont
>>2792330“Yes, mistress.” Mira replies, seemingly fine. “This ends now, Saiyan. RRRAAAAAAAAA!!!”Mira roars, his red aura exploding out from him as he begins glowing. You watch as his body is consumed by a bright light, forcing you to shield your eyes with your arm. As the light dies down, you lower your arm, then gasp in surprise. He really transformed! His armor is now gone, Mira only wearing his red skintight suit. His hair is spiked up as if he went Super Saiyan, eyes now a dangerous red. His aura has changed as well, no longer red but a more dark, demonic aura.“You’re finished.” he says, then vanishes before your eyes. You blink in surprise, then cry out in pain as something slams hard into your ribs. You feel at least two ribs crack as this ‘Super Mira’ strikes you under your left arm, sending you crashing hard into the far wall.“Gyaaaaaah!!” you cry out, bouncing off the wall and falling to your face. You feel yourself revert back to your base form, clutching your broken ribs as your power plummets. “D-Dammit! No-not... yet...”“Its over, Saiyan.” Super Mira says, folding his arms across his chest. “That hit broke three of your ribs, you can’t keep fighting in that condition.”“Like! Hell! I! Can’t!” you snarl through gritted teeth, getting your legs beneath you and slowly, painfully getting back up. You’re clutching your ribs, breathing heavily through clenched teeth as you stand unsteadily on your own feet, yet you’re still standing. “I’m not! Not done yet!”“And what can you do like that?” the other Towa taunts, ‘Ohoho’-ing as smug as you’ve ever heard. Oh, now you just have to kick his ass!“This!” you shout, crossing your arms before you and raising your power, not taking your eyes off Super Mira. “You weren’t! The only one! Holding back!! HYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”You throw your head back and shout, your scream turning into a Oozaru-like roar as your body quickly changes. Your black hair grows out longer down your back as reddish fur sprouts out all over your body. Your back arches as you finish transforming, eyes closed and savoring your body returning to its strongest form.“Alright, ‘Super’ Mira.” you say, opening your eyes and staring him down. “Let’s end this.”cont
>>2792331You drop into the stance your Daddy taught you so long ago, left arm up to block as your right is held back and at the ready, prepared to strike. Mira stands confidently, arms down by his sides as if he doesn’t need to defend himself. You’ll show this smug asshole what you can really do now.“You not gonna come get me, big boy?” you taunt with a smirk. You see Mira’s eye twitch in annoyance, you’ve got him now. “What, afraid of a little girl?”“Mira, crush her already!” the other Towa calls out angrily. Mira says nothing, simply exploding off the ground at you. He’s still fast, but now you can actually follow his movements. And, more importantly, counter them. He rushes straight at you, swinging at you with a heavy two-handed overhead strike. You cross your arms above your head and brace yourself, Super Mira’s fists slamming into you. The force of the blow is tremendous, your arms and back taking the weight of this strike. Your feet slightly sink into the floor of the arena as you withstand his attack, Mira’s eyes widening in surprise.“Wh-What?” Mira says, stunned. “But how?”“Is that, grrr, all you’ve got?” you taunt the giant through gritted teeth, straining against his power. You then smirk and let him ‘overpower’ you, you planting your hands on the grouns as you curl up and aim your feet. He realizes what’s about to happen, but can’t react in time. You explode outward like a spring and slam both of your boots into his gut, Mira wheezing as you force the air from his body and sending him flying. You flip over onto all fours then launch yourself airborne as well, pursuing the giant. Your kick sent him flying, but you’re right on his tail. You dash after him, and before Mira can reorient himself you’ve already caught him.“My turn now!” you snarl, much more feral than usual. This form always makes you a bit more animalistic and instinct-driven than your base or even your other Super Saiyan forms. And despite all of your training to try and reign this in, you’re still incredibly feral. But for now, you’re just gonna cut loose and have fun!cont
>>2792332“RRRAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, unleashing a powerful barrage of blows on ‘Super’ Mira. Your fists and feet fly, striking him over and over and over and over. You end it after well over a minute of unloading, ending with a knee to the gut then a double axe handle into his back. Your final strike sends Mira down hard, slamming hard enough into the reinforced arena floor to shatter it, forming a crater in the center of the ring. You land outside the ring with your arms crossed, watching Mira slowly pushing himself to his feet. “C’mon, don’t tell me you’re done already? I was just getting warmed up.”“Hell yeah girl!!” someone shouts, you turning and seeing a middle-aged Saiyan woman up in the stands drinking, saluting you with a beer can. “Kick his ass!”Her cheers galvanize the audience, hundreds cheering you on as your opponent struggles to get up on his feet. You stand, soaking in the audience’s praise as the redhead, now also somehow in a referee outfit leaps up into the ring.“One!” she calls out, dropping the arm with the Mira flag down. “Two! Three!”“I! Won’t...!” Mira calls from the crater, straining to rise.“Four! Five! Si-Oh! He’s UP!!” the redhead calls out, you turning back to Mira.“I WON’T LOSE!!” he roars, energy flaring. He quickly crosses his arms across his chest, you seeing his power dangerously building. He then crosses his arms, his aura vanishing for a brief second. Then he releases his energy, blasting out from him from every side. You see the redhead create several energy balls, them all forming a barrier between herself and his attack as you do your best to block. His energy slams into you both at almost the same time; you watching the tiny ref tossed away by the sudden explosion, her shield saving her from any harm. You, however, take the attack head-on. “GYAAAAAAAAAA!!” you cry out in pain as his power overwhelms your defenses, blasting you back away into a wall. The force of the blow slams you actually into the wall, the stone-like material supporting your weight as Mira’s attack ends. You feel the breaks in your ribs from before, as well as crippling pain in your back. Your body is too stunned to move, your limbs no longer responding. You watch helplessly as floats up and out of the crater, seemingly uninjured. But by the hate you see in his eyes, you can tell you hurt not only him, but his pride as well. It’s personal now, and he’s coming for you.cont
>>2792333“You’re far stronger than I’d thought, warrior.” Super Mira says, floating up and out of the crater. “But it’s over now. You can’t win.”“Like. Hell. I. Can’t!” you say, pulling yourself out of the wall only to fall face-first on the arena floor. “I’m not. Gonna lose. To you.”“You were a worthy adversary to face my full power.” he says, floating higher as his aura changes, darker energies flowing through it. “But I’ve surpassed my own limits! I cannot possibly be beaten now!”“Mira stop, you’ve blown your limiter!” his Towa shouts, you looking over and seeing genuine panic on her face. “You have to stop now and let me repair it, or you’ll overheat!”Mira doesn’t seem to hear her pleas, floating higher as he pulls his right hand back, laughing and forming an enormous ball of demonic ki over his head. You struggle and push yourself up to one knee, almost rising to your feet but falling back down. That hit took a lot out of you, you’ve never been hit that hard before. But you’re still here, so you can still fight!“This surge of power, its extraordinary!” he shouts, the sphere doubling in size, then doubling again as he laughs maniacally. He’s clearly gone mad with his new power, but can you stop him?“Chaya, can you hear me?” Towa’s voice echoes in your mind, you turning to look at her. She’s clearly worried, you can see it all over her face. “Look its okay, you don’t have to do this. I’ll get the referee to call i-““Don-Don’t... you... dare.” you say, redoubling your efforts. You say it out loud, unsure if she can hear you as you focus on getting up. “Don’t stop. The fight now. I. Haven’t lost. Yet!”“...You’re too much like your father sometimes, you know that?” she replies, you looking back at her shocked. She still looks worried, but she puts on a brave smile. “Alright Chaya. Go! Go get him, and win this!”cont
>>2792336It takes you a moment to get over your shock, but you then give Towa a toothy grin. Your mind fully focused now, you move your body. Despite the groans of pain from your joints you manage to rise. You stand tall; tired, beaten down, and broken, but you still stand.“You’re already beaten, yet refuse to surrender.” Mira says, the madman laughing then again doubling the sphere of energy above him. Its now massive, nearly as tall as that giant tree you knocked Ace through in your first rematch with the Time Patroller. “This will make crushing you all the more satisfying! You wi...”You tune out his ranting, pulling back your right fist as you gather your energy. Just as your Daddy’d taught you all those years ago, you send the energy into your fist, the energy doubling and redoubling as your strength multiplies itself over and over. Your fist is glowing bright with all the stored power, and you know just where you’re gonna put it!“Let’s end this, Mira!” you challenge, all of your remaining power stored in your fist.“It is useless to resist!” he shouts, dropping the colossal ball of energy down. You watch it approach, muscles tightening in anticipation. You can do this! You kick off of the ground, aiming right for Mira through his massive attack, then unleash.”DRAGON FIST!!!” you roar, golden dragon exploding out around you as you charge Mira’s attack. You have no hope of stopping such an attack so you don’t even try, instead punching straight through it. You accelerate as your attack travels, quickly punching straight through his attack, much to Mira’s surprise.“WHAT?!” is all he has time to shout, your fist and the golden dragon slamming into his gut. You roar along with the dragon, pitting all your power against Mira’s defenses. He grabs your attack, trying his best to push you off but it’s useless. “N-No! This cannot be!”“GRRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar one final time, pushing with every last ounce of your strength. Suddenly you feel his defenses give, your fist then entire attack and even body punch through Super Mira! You did it!“I-Impossible...” you hear Mira say. You barely have any strength, turning to Mira as you fall. You see him grasping at the gaping hole in his chest, the two of you crashing to the arena down below. At first everything is silent, then the audience explodes with cheers as you lay there, completely exhausted. You really did it!cont
>>2792340You and Mira both fall from the air, crashing gracelessly to the ground. You simply lay there face down on the floor and gasp for air, too exhausted to celebrate your win. You won the fight, now time to take a well earned-“They’re down! Both fighters are down!” Referee Towa shouts. “If neither fighter is up before the ten-count, this explosive match will end in a draw!”“ONE!!” you hear the redhead shout, flags snapping as she flips them. “TWO! THREE!!”“Get up Chaya, get up!!” Towa cheers you. “Don’t you give up now, Get up!!”“FOUR!” the redhead shouts, you hearing much of the audience cheering you on. You can still win this! Every fiber of your body protests as you begin to move, getting your hands under you to push yourself up. You almost get a knee under yourself when your form gives out, reverting back to your base form and falling back face-first to the ground. “FIVE!! SIX!!”“Dammit. I wanted to win, too...” you think, as darkness takes you.“Chaya.....”“Huh?” you ask out into the void. “Is someone there?”“Chaya...”“D-Daddy?” you ask the darkness, confused. “Is that you?”“Chaya, you need to get up.” your fathers voice replies, you seeing his battle-scarred ghostly silhouette beginning to appear. “Don’t give up now!”“But. But I WON!” you say back a little defensively. “I punched right through him!”“And?” he replies, his one good hand on his hip in a stern gesture. “Are you gonna be satisfied with ‘good enough’? Or are you gonna get back up, and show them that you are the best?”“But I, I can’t!” you say back. “I used everything I had, I have nothing left.”“Here, take my hand.” he says, holding out his ghostly hand. You reach out, grasping it and feeling his warmth seep into you “I’ll help you kiddo, I’ll always be here for you. Now, get up! Get up!”“Get up Chaya, get up!” you hear Towa and others shouting at you as your eyes snap open. You’re not done!“EIGHT!!” the redhead shouts, again dropping the flags down with a flourish. You press your palms to the arena floor, and despite every fiber of your being protesting, you begin pushing yourself up.“NIN-Oh?” she says, stopping her flags halfway down. “It looks like Chaya’s trying to get up! NINE!!”“I WON’T LOSE!!” you shout, getting one foot under you and then the other. You sway unsteadily, stumbling to your right a step, but you do it! You’re standing!“AAAAAAND TEN!!” the redhead shouts, swinging the Mira flag down and lifting yours high. “That’s it ladies and gentlemen, the winner is CHAYA!!”cont
>>2792343You stand tall, swaying unsteadily on your feet as the stands explode into cheers and applause. You lift both arms over your head, the movement sending you off balance and causing you to tip backwards. You don’t even try to correct it, simply falling back onto your back exhausted.“You did it!” Towa shouts excitedly, running up onto the stage along with the other Towa. She runs to her Mira as Towa runs to you, putting her arms under your shoulders and hugging you for just a moment. She then seems to remember where she is, coughing a bit and looking you over as her cheeks blush a bit at her embarrassment. “You have done an excellent job.”“What did you do to my Mira?!” the other Towa calls, laying her hands on her Mira as he reverts back to his normal form. “Grrr, I’ll get you for this Sister. Perhaps that other pet monkey of yours...”And with a sinister chuckle she and her Mira vanish.“That can’t be good.” Towa says, getting an arm under your shoulder as she helps you up to your feet and supports your weight. “I have a bad feeling about this.”“That was an excellent fight kid!” Dumplin calls out, waddling over with his daughter behind him. She’s a ball of energy, flying over and grabbing your free hand and shaking it.“WOW that was like so cool, nya!” Puddin says, you watching as her arm bends in inhuman ways as she shakes your hand. “And you actually got him with a Dragon Fist, none of the Time Patrollers can get that one to hit. You just gotta teach me that one!”“I-I’d love to. you reply. “But there’s something I gotta go take care of.”“If you mean her, don’t worry about it.” Dumplin says, to your surprise. “We’ll take care of that, won’t we?”“You bet’chnya!” Puddin replies. “Oh, and if you wanna send him any energy for the fight I can take it to him.”“Oh. Yeah, here.” you say, gathering the last drops of your power into your right palm. You send it to her, one of her arm holes expanding and swallowing the energy. “Thank you.”“You’re welcome!” she replies, then turn to Dumplin. “I gotta go to work, bye Daddy!”“Later sweetie.” Dumplin says, Puddin disappearing. With that your body drifts back into unconsciousness, one thought on your mind as the void swallows you.“Thanks Daddy. For everything.”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 53 End-
>>2792347good shit, if I do say so myself
>>2792351Glad you enjoyed it anon. With this one I really tried to show how a certain character has changed.
>>2792370Towa has become adorable.
>>2792370Also solid work loved it
>>2792265>imagine seeing the fucking bulge of karn's horsecock underneath those abs
>>2792384Raising a kid has admittedly softened her up a bit.>>2792386Glad you enjoyed it. This won’t be the last you see of that Dark Towa.>>2792399Caln down just a little anon.
>>2792332Ahaha, i feel for the poor bastard that has to fight karn when he turns primal for the first time.I have a feeling karn's "instinct" is far stronger and far more violent than chaya's.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g75Mof5AAd8
>>2792425>Ahaha, i feel for the poor bastard that has to fight karn when he turns primal for the first time.You feel that way now. Probably won’t when it happens.>I have a feeling karn's "instinct" is far stronger and far more violent than chaya's.Quite.
>>2792477Please make it trunks who is the first one to face our primal form.
>>2792490Probably not the FIRST time. Unless you go Golden Oozaru against him without using the demonic seal’s power. I wouldn’t advise doing that, however.
>>2792522How satisfied is meloka's yandere autism with karn so far, and at various points throughout our relationship?Like when we first met (before the quest started that is), when we first fugged, when she gave birth to chaya, when she had her talk with karn about his recklessness, ect
>>2792522How would Meloka/everyone react to Chaya dying
>>2792327>As he says this Towa turns, realizing you hadn’t put anything on after transforming back down from Primal and facepalms, her cheeks turning bright red.*sniff* they grow up so fast.>>2792343>this whole sceneI'll channel my inner Otacon and say "Just like my Japanese animes.">>2792347>Perhaps that other pet monkey of yours...YOOOU!YOU ARE THE ONE TO BLAME WE DIDN'T GET OUR HONORABLE FIGHT. CURSE YOU, CURSE YOU TO HELL!Great job GD, really liked this one.
>>2792720>YOOOU!>YOU ARE THE ONE TO BLAME WE DIDN'T GET OUR HONORABLE FIGHT. CURSE YOU, CURSE YOU TO HELL!This.We need to kill that one.
>>2792720>YOU ARE THE ONE TO BLAME WE DIDN'T GET OUR HONORABLE FIGHT. CURSE YOU, CURSE YOU TO HELL!>yfw some weird blue not-cool like our blue bitch shows up and whines about Karn not dying to that incompetent hairy apeoid>gravity hammer to the anti-gravity titsI'm not afraid to hit a woman. Though she's a bitch, not a woman so it isn't really a problem. Also her Mira has a stupid haircut. We should tell her that.
>>2792660Definitely had its ups and downs.>first met(pre-quest)started her obsession>first fuggedOn cloud 9>ChayaHappy but worried.>when she had her talk with karn about his recklessnessShe really didn’t want to say anything, but she also didn’t want you to die.>>2792691Which one? Because one answer would certainly make everyone angrier than the other.>>2792720She is Karn’s daughter.>I'll channel my inner Otacon and say "Just like my Japanese animes."This one was fun to write.>YOU ARE THE ONE TO BLAME WE DIDN'T GET OUR HONORABLE FIGHT. CURSE YOU, CURSE YOU TO HELL!I wonder if you’ll ever deal with her or her interference again.....?>Great job GD, really liked this one.Thank you, glad you enjoyed.>>2792726Good luck. Both her and her Mira are several times stronger than yours.>>2792758>I'm not afraid to hit a woman.Good, neither is Karn.>Though she's a bitch, not a woman so it isn't really a problemKek.
>>2792819>Which one? Because one answer would certainly make everyone angrier than the other.>Cooler sitting in his stupid egg chair watching as Chaya dies: "HAH, Got eem.">Cooler as his lifeless corpse is beaten into fluid form:
>>2792834I should have clarified, I meant which Chaya? This timeline’s Chaya or Future Chaya?>>2792838>beaten into a gaseous form
>>2792819>Good luck. Both her and her Mira are several times stronger than yours.It's just a matter of time.>One day a woman made a choice which resulted in the death of a single covenant grunt, one of countless billions>Nothing ever came of it. Not a message, no retaliation. And why would it? One nameless grunt hardly mattered.>So she simply forgot about it, as if the event she caused and the death that resulted never happened at all>One day, ten years later, a mad god storms her stronghold out of nowhere, turns everything she owns to dust, obliterates her companions and burns a dozen holes right through her body>"WHY?! WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS?!">"I see. So you don't even remember. Well, let me tell you.">"His name was Brutus.">Her vision fills with a blinding light, and in the next moment she finds herself in the otherworld queue, just as confused as she had been the moment he stormed in>Meanwhile, in karn's timeline>"What are you talking about? You never learned his name, Karn.">"It doesn't matter, that was the name he held in my heart."
>>2792819>Which one?>Dr. Nefarious's laughter echoing from hell
>>2792841Sorry. I meant timelines Chaya
>>2792850*this timelines Chaya
>>2792844Ha.>>2792846A pair of Saiyans he doesn’t recognize begin beating him into the dirt, then toss him into one of Hell’s giant spike balls.>>2792850>>2792851>Karn & MelokaRAGE>FreezaCold hatred for whoever did it, then afterwards he’d be a little upset for awhile. She’s his favorite of your kids after all.>VegetaRAGE>Other SaiyansAs angry as they’d be at anyone who dared killed a Saiyan child.
>>2792859>A pair of Saiyans he doesn’t recognize begin beating him into the dirt, then toss him into one of Hell’s giant spike balls.Good ol' Bigboi and Scarface. Good fellas those two.
>>2792859That reminds me.With all these deaths, the news must have spread to hell.What do all the dead saiyans in hell who never met him think of karn, and of these new, insanely powerful saiyans that keep popping up on occasion after his appearance?
>>2792864Heh.>>2792875“So the next Super Saiyan appeared? Neat. Wait, what do you mean there’s six Super Saiyans?”
>>2792884>Hell, ten days after the Saiyan-Covenant war>*Sniff*>Two saiyans are sitting on a rock surrounded by a huge crowd of people, staring out into the distance.>"...Sure are a lot of these guys all of a sudden. Wonder where they came from.">The camera pans out, slowly revealing hills and valleys of purple rocks, lakes and streams of blood, all blanketed in covenant grunts, brutes and sangheili, as far as the eye can see>"Dunno. It's always something down here. Maybe they ain't even real, just some new sort of torture.">"Wonder how many there are? It's all i can see, out to the horizon.">"Got plenty of time down here. Get to counting if you're so interested.">"Don't be an ass.">A particularly burly-looking brute shuffles past the two saiyans, muttering to himself>"Damn that Karn, i can't believe i lost after all that, and he wouldn't even finish me. Disgraceful.">The two saiyans look at eachother>"You don't think...?">"Couldn't be..."
>>2792967if you don't feel heart wrenching terror veiwings dumplins visage, you are obviously too dumb to live
>>2792985I have no idea what you’re talking about. He is a benevolent entity.
>>2792985Dumplin is a myth. How many times have you seen him in person? Exactly, zero! It's all just wires and pyrotechnics. Cheap tricks! You've been watching too many low-budget kung-fu flicks, kid! Come down to my dojo to see the REAL DEAL!
>>2793035Thank christ Chaya inherited Karn's naked combat gene, otherwise who knows what would have happened.But now by chance he thinks she's got spunk, and Dumplin loves spunk.
>>2793037Calm down Mr Satan.>>2793042>Thank christ Chaya inherited Karn's naked combat gene, otherwise who knows what would have happened.It doesn’t actually work with Super Saiyan 4, because bodyfur. But yeah, she did inherit it.
>>2793144I think if you tried to walk around in public with nothing but 80's bush and a hairy chest, you'd still get tackled by the police.
>>2793144>Calm down Mr Satan.I'll show you! I'll teach my son everything I know! And you know what? He's gonna win every tournament he fights in! I'll even name him after the strongest man to ever live so everyone will know how great he will be.It's funny to think that Mr. Satan had a dad who could also be called Mr. Satan. I wonder how many Satans there were.
>>2793150Its almost everything hairy BUT the chest.>>2793167Wasn’t there an episode about Satan’s origin?
>>2793195>Wasn’t there an episode about Satan’s origin?His backstory was stupid.
>>2793216Gee, nothing like that has ever happened in dragonball before.Ever.Broly.
>>2793240Yeah but Broly wasn't canon. Mr. Satan is Mr. Satan because he trained at Satan Castle. Wow. Great. Literally he got lucky. Wow. Great. Like shit man Hercule is actually strong as fuck for a normal dude, why is he such a bitch? Oh cuz he was talkin' shit about Tao's hair and got fucked up. What a nerd.
Will we see quality taunts like pic related during Dreadzone?
>>2793195>Wasn’t there an episode about Satan’s origin?One day, Mr. Satan and his master were at a bar in South City.Some dude with a pony-tail (pic related) walked in and was promptly made fun of by Satan and his master.What ensued was a one-sided fight that ended with Satan's master getting killed and Stan himself getting beat to shit.After that, Mr. Satan decided to never fight anybody who's identity he didn't actually know, or anybody who seemed insanely strong.>TLDR; Tao Pai Pai killed Mr. Satan's master so hard it made Mr. Satan a huge pussy
>>2793314To be fair, Tao Pai Pai was pretty fucking hardcore back then.
>>2793216Doesn’t surprise me.>>2793240Never ever.>>2793295Was it Tao? I couldn’t remember, all I knew was his master was killed.>>2793303Most certainly.>>2793314>After that, Mr. Satan decided to never fight anybody who's identity he didn't actually know, or anybody who seemed insanely strong.For the Dragonball universe, that’s a solid plan.>>2793320He killed a flaming homosexual with only his tongue.
>>2793351For when ANYONE uses a Senzu Bean then gets promptly BTFO afterward