This quest takes place in the DC Universe with characteristics mainly pulled from the animated TV series and films. You are Reno, AKA Black Rider Battery! After a tremendous journey from boy to super-powered fighter, you've started taking the first steps to becoming a established name in the world of metahumans! It is now 5 years in the future, where you've raised a tower in your name! The 54-story building not only houses many of your Tamaranean and Oni subordinates, but the underground metahuman fight club known as The Metabrawl! Recently, we've turned a simple volunteer beating into a chaotic journey through time and space, arriving at Earth 3! Now you're faced with allies and enemies who've had their roles reversed in this bizarre world! -10/15 Minute voting period after each post, I will now specify how many votes are allowed per post.-Some actions (typically combat choices against non-generic enemies and certain social situations) will require 3 D100 rolls, using the best of the 3 rolls for said action.-Critical successes/failures are 100/1QM Twitterhttps://twitter.com/MachPunchQMArchivehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=DC+Quest+MachPunchMC Powers and Inventoryhttps://pastebin.com/v8wjir7d
The small bodies hanging from streetlights.A banquet of sinful flesh heralded by a woman you once saw as innocent.That same woman becoming a cold blooded killer before your eyes.“I hate you.”These all rattled your mind with schock, and all you could do was stand there and try to adjust to it all.… But do you have to? Why do you find this all so traumatizing now? You've lead armies and killed thousands alongside your people.Your name is feared across the galaxy by many.You're the damn Demon King of Tamaran! Why should any of this get to you?!Could being a father have made you soft? What about The Reach you helped eradicate? Did you pass the buck of being responsible for their deaths onto Lobo? Looking back on it all and coming to terms with what's happened moments ago, could it be possible you've changed for the worst?The storm of thoughts halt at the sound of 02 barring the club's doors shut, the moment of clarity giving you time to clench your fists as your mind comes to a decision.A: You're a king of a warrior society beyond the stars. Act like it and put 02 in her place!B: You're a father, but you'll be damned if you're going to take any crap from anyone in this world! Getting home comes first, you could care less about what happens here!C: You're someone who needs a change. Rena wants to be a hero, and she already looks up to you. Set an example for her future and show some compassion to 02. They've clearly been through a lot here, so they could use a helping hand.
>>2779977>B: You're a father, but you'll be damned if you're going to take any crap from anyone in this world! Getting home comes first, you could care less about what happens here!This is not our home. Our home is in another world, with our wife and daughter. This world is broken beyond hope, we will not shoulder its burdens.
>>2779977>B: You're a father, but you'll be damned if you're going to take any crap from anyone in this world! Getting home comes first, you could care less about what happens here!
>>2779977>C: You're someone who needs a change. Rena wants to be a hero, and she already looks up to you. Set an example for her future and show some compassion to 02. They've clearly been through a lot here, so they could use a helping hand.I like Reno the way he is, but I also want to make a difference here.
rock guy is having issues with his internet, so I'm acting as his proxy as he votes from the discord.
>C: You're someone who needs a change. Rena wants to be a hero, and she already looks up to you. Set an example for her future and show some compassion to 02. They've clearly been through a lot here, so they could use a helping hand.It doesn't matter if its not our home we still have a responsibility to stop other asshole self from wrecking more shit.Plus there's always a chance all this bad shit could follow us home if we do decide to leave.
>>2779977>BYou've had enough of this! “You think I give a damn about how you feel?!” You shout at 02 as you whip around to face her.She faces you with some surprise on her face, but she remains quiet.“You think any of this matters to me?! That I wanted to be here?! Right now my little girl is probably crying her eyes out begging me to come back home and sing to her, but instead of stuck here in a city full of homicidal freaks and bitchy relatives!”Your body trembles with anger as red lightning crackles around your demonic form, only emphasizing the seriousness behind your words.“Hate me all you want, because I have no interest in staying behind and helping this lost cause of a city!”“... How old is she?” 02 softly asks.The rage welling up inside you suddenly stops, and you can't help but blink at 02's response to your harsh words.“She... She's five.” You answer, sounding a bit embarrassed.02 nods, beginning to make her way past you only to stop just in front of the backroom door.“I'm sorry for what I said. I hope you can make it back to her soon.”Before you can respond she's already moved on and shut the door behind her.Dammit... Now you feel like a jack-ass. She was supposed to argue with you or something, but she ended up apologizing...You figure you should try find a way out of here without unlocking the main door, but your thoughts are interrupted by a muffled jingle.Turning to the direction of the sound, you can tell it's coming from Tempest's body, leading you to believe it's a communicator of some kind.A: Find it and see who's trying to contact him. Maybe you can learn a thing or two about this place by answering the call.B: No, not your problem. You need to push this stuff out of your head.
>>2780106>A: Find it and see who's trying to contact him. Maybe you can learn a thing or two about this place by answering the call."Reno's Taxidermy, you snuff em' we stuff em', how can I help you?"
>>2780106>A: Find it and see who's trying to contact him. Maybe you can learn a thing or two about this place by answering the call.
>>2780106>c So He's likely about to have his buddies drop in any second. Anyone answering that?
>>2780106> BGo kill other us and ultraman already
>>2780106>A: Find it and see who's trying to contact him. Maybe you can learn a thing or two about this place by answering the call.We might not want to be heroes, but that doesn't mean we wont rip the shit out of the people fucking this place up.
>>2780106>AYou shouldn't, but curiosity gets the better of you.Searching his body, you find the source of the ringing to be a circular communicator of sorts, covered in several small buttons and a red “T” in the center.You decide to just hit buttons until something answers the call, and after trying several you finally pick up on a familiar voice that pierces your heart.“Tempest?! Hello?! Listen, that bait and switch didn't work! They knew it was that stretchy bitch after Hel tried to eat her and found himself chewing on rubber instead! I told you he was a cannibal and that this wouldn't work! I got cops patrolling the way out and I'm sure Helfire isn't far behind... Hello?! I need your help asshole! Answer me!”It was... It was Blackfire! Or, at least this universe's Blackfire... Regardless, it sounds just like her, and if she's with these assholes she can't be too far off from the real thing back home...Wait, snap out of it! Of course she's different! This whole damn place is on Opposite Day! You can't let her voice get to you, it doesn't belong to-“Hey! Why aren't you saying anything?! You guys said you wouldn't let me die! I... I can't die like this!”Her voice strained with fear is starting to kick your protective instincts into overdrive, but should you try to over come them?A: “Where are you?”B: “Tempest is dead. If you don't want to join him, I would suggest you tell me where you are.”C: “Calm down, Blackfire! I don't know who the “stretchy bitch” or any of this stuff is, so I need you to fill me in. I want to help.”D: Hang up. Don't do this.
>>2780205>D: Hang up. Don't do this.No.
>>2780205>E. He's dead he picked a fight with the wrong people.
>>2780205>B: “Tempest is dead. If you don't want to join him, I would suggest you tell me where you are.”Fuck it, we cant not be a hero, its bizarro world, lets go nuts.
>>2780205>B: “Tempest is dead. If you don't want to join him, I would suggest you tell me where you are.”
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Rolled 4 (1d100)>>2780256lets go
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>>2780260FUUUUUUUUUUCK>>2780266HELLLLLLO DARK RIDER, HERO!
>>2780205>BYou can't do it. It might not be your Blackfire, but she still is one!“Tempest is dead. If you don't want to join him, I would suggest you tell me where you are.”It's quiet for a moment, then she speaks up in a low tone, sounding very cautious.“Who the hell is this?! Are you with Vegas?!”“I'm someone who will protect you no matter what, even if you don't want it. If you want to survive you need to start talking. Now.”She's quiet again, but then a familiar bossy voice speaks into your ear.'I guess I don't have a choice... I'm by the junkyard on the west side of the city. There's supposed to be some hidden tunnel for smugglers to get in and out of the walls here, but the dump is crawling with cops. I don't think I can waste them all without one of them contacting the station. I'm laying low in this old burger joint, but they could move a patrol here any second. If I'm wrong about you, I'm taking you to hell with me.”You nod.“Just sit tight and don't make any noise. I won't let them hurt you.” You speak in a comforting manner, and it piques her interest.“Wow... What's with you? You know I'm not a damsel worth saving, right? You're talking to a Teen Tyrant, you know...”You just respond with a chuckle, hanging up and tossing the communicator asside.Okay, you're rescuing a Blackfire from an alternate universe... Not really part of your plan to get back home, but once you get this out of the way you'll focus on that!Now, how to go about doing this...A: Change your appearance back to its original state and impersonate Vegas. Maybe you can trick the cops into dispersing from the area.B: Go in and tear everyone apart! It might be enough of a distraction to help Blackfire get free!C: Maybe you should find her first, then make a plan.
>>2780350C: Maybe you should find her first, then make a plan.
>>2780350>C: Maybe you should find her first, then make a plan.Lets play this by the ear, plan the shitshow when it happens.
>>2780350Also I thought reno blasted blackfire? Or was that not!starfire?
>>2780350>C: Maybe you should find her first, then make a plan.
>>2780390You'll find out soon!
>>2780406Why must you play with my heart MP?
>>2780390Maybe Blackfire is called Starfire in this reality?
Wonder how fucked we'll be by Cadmus once we finally finish with the soul society.
>>2780406I am betting this is Vegas using the Terminator voice mimicry shit.
>>2780515Won't that be fun?
>>2780350>CMaybe you'll need someone who knows the area to help formulate a plan...It's tricky to figure out a way exit the strip club without leaving the place unsecured, but you end up deciding to use some of your energy to weld the door shut once you're outside. 02 Should be able to pry it open later, right?Taking advantage of being in your Raijin form still, you take off towards the sky and fly west, keeping an eye out for the junkyard!–She wasn't kidding about the cops being everywhere...You had to land a few feet further than you wanted, but it's not worth risking yourself getting spotted just to save time.As you slink between shadows covering the dry and cracked streets of this hollow city, you start to catch some details of the police here.Their cruisers are covered in spray painted messages of death and vulgarity, giving you the impression that these aren't “real” cops.If that didn't convince you, the officers themselves are just wearing torn and tattered uniforms, bits of metallic body armor covering parts of their arms and legs. They look like something out of a apocalypse movie.It's not hard to locate the fast food restaurant Blackfire mentioned, seeing how most of it is still intact, including the “play-place” for kids.Carefully sneaking through the side entrance of the building, you look around for Blackfire among the empty tables and booths.You're about to call out to her, when you hear something in the Women's restroom down the hall on your left.You make your way to the door, carefully placing one of your handles on it and easing the door open.“Blackfire...?” You call out in a hushed tone, but as you come through the door you find yourself face-to-face with the Earth 3 counterpart of your wife.She's almost identical to her, but instead of her purple attire from back in the day she's wearing red, and she seems to prefer exposing her flesh rather than protecting it. You're almost stuck staring at her displayed abdomen before she suddenly speaks up.“Oh my GOD!” She shouts, holding up a hand glowing with fiery energy, but it appears to be green rather than the violet that you're used to.“WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!” She yells again, no longer concerned with trying to remain hidden.A: Rush her and cover her mouth, you need to keep this quiet.B: “Uh... The guy on the phone? I'm here to help and stuff.”C: “I might as well say it... I'm your husband in an alternate universe.”D: “Not important. If you want my help, I suggest shutting up and listening to me. I don't plan on staying here any longer.”
>>2780532>D: “Not important. If you want my help, I suggest shutting up and listening to me. I don't plan on staying here any longer.”
>>2780532>DThis shit is to weird.
>>2780532>A: Rush her and cover her mouth, you need to keep this quiet.>C: “I might as well say it... I'm your husband in an alternate universe.”Fun must be had
>>2780555She won't believe it and just put her in more danger. Her safety is priority rather then having fun.
>>2780569Eh, that's fair.>>2780532Switching my C to D
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>Listen, that bait and switch didn't work! They knew it was that stretchy bitch after Hel tried to eat her and found himself chewing on rubber instead! Oh so it was a fake blackfire. Id did think it was strange that she was killed by a bullet.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)>>2780586Oh my~>>2780584
>>2780586Don't lewd AU! Blackfire..
>>2780532>D“Not important. If you want my-”“Uh, not important?!” She barks back at you.Oh sweet mother off god, you're not even married to her and she's giving you the angry wife treatment.“I call my teammate's phone only to find out he's dead and some other weirdo has his communicator, and then they end up being some demon asshole?! AND YOU'RE TELLING ME IT'S NOT IMPORTANT?!”“Uhm...” You stammer. It's hard to talk to her when she's like this back home, how are you supposed to do it now?“Uhm?! 'Uhm' what?! You need to tell me what the hell you are now!”Yikes... This isn't going well. She isn't even at her full volume, and if she reaches it everyone in the city will hear her! You just have to power through it...A: Try to remind yourself that she's not your wife here, no matter how hard that might be!B: Get her to calm down and focus on getting out of here alive!C: “Okay, okay! You won't believe a word of, but I'll explain everything.”D: Shed your Raijin form, it might make her less freaked out.E: Sucker punch her and knock her out. That'll be easier than talking to her...
>>2780634>A: Try to remind yourself that she's not your wife here, no matter how hard that might be!
>>2780634>AI won't vote for D because turning into another form.might just freak her out even more.Or worst if we reverse to Vega
>>2780634>A: Try to remind yourself that she's not your wife here, no matter how hard that might be!Slip up and drop a please honey be quiet too
>>2780634F: Turn around and start walking away, Shes desperate enough to call for help she might rethink her need for answers in order to stay the fuck alive. Also if shes the alternative of our wife? she'll be a coward. So this will work.
>>2780689Also the cops must be hearing her shouting. Not that we can't kill anything that they throw at us.
>>2780644>>2780649>>2780661Roll another D100!
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>>2780714i guess we remembered that Black wouldn't be that surprised with a strange creature. She would just look at us and see if we are usefull and try manipulate us. Also this girl just called someone a teammate. Blackfire doesn't have teamates.
>>2780634>AShe might be similar, but she's not the real thing. You can do this...“Blackfire, shut up.”Her words instantly stop, and to be honest it feels pretty good to say that.You sigh, putting your hands on your hips.“Look, I'm trying to get out of here too. If we're both going to do that, we'll need to keep calm and help each other out, alright? We can deal with formalities later.”Her face turns sour for a moment, but she quickly gives in after thinking it over.“Okay, demon guy. But here's the thing, neither of us are getting out through here. I'll need to fall back to Tyrant's Tower and form a plan with the others. You'll probably have to come a long to to explain what happened to Tempest.”“Ahaha, no. I'm not going to your secret club, I'm getting out of this damn universe. Once you're safe, I'm high-tailing it out of here.” You curtly respond.“... Universe? What the fuhh... Right, questions later.” She shakes her head feverishly.“Okay, so here's what I was thinking; You get their attention while I make a break for it and fly to the tower. Once I'm back, I'll grant you access so you can get some decent shelter, sound good? And by the way...”Here eyelids lower, and she lets out a dark chuckle.“Feel free to kill as many of those bastards as you want.”A: “Sounds like a plan!”B: “Nice try, but they'll end up only hunting me down. Not to worry, I think I can trick these guys into going away with my dashing good looks...”
>>2780802>B: “Nice try, but they'll end up only hunting me down. Not to worry, I think I can trick these guys into going away with my dashing good looks...”
>>2780802>B: “Nice try, but they'll end up only hunting me down. Not to worry, I think I can trick these guys into going away with my dashing good looks...”Lets do this
>>2780802I miss our actual wife. We should let her know that her alternate universe selves suck and we missed her violent hand in our life.
>>2780802>B: “Nice try, but they'll end up only hunting me down. Not to worry, I think I can trick these guys into going away with my dashing good looks...”If that fails, THEN we can kill them all.
>>2780802>B: “Nice try, but they'll end up only hunting me down. Not to worry, I think I can trick these guys into going away with my dashing good looks...”A is a terrible plan
>>2780802>BYou smirk.“Nice try, but they'll end up only hunting me down. Not to worry, I think I can trick these guys into going away with my dashing good looks...” Blackfire scoffs at the last part of your plan.“Dashing good looks? Pff, maybe on Drenthax, otherwise you're-”She's cut off by you reverting to your human state, going with your normal appearance rather than another disguised set of features.“... Vegas?” Blackfire finishes, a hint of confusion in her voice.“Reno, actually. I've heard I've resembled him, so I'm going to use that to my advantage.” You respond, still looking smug.“Oh... Yeah that works. Actually, you totally look way hotter than him...” Blackfire admits, putting a finger to her lips and looking you up and down.“... So, you ready?” You ask, trying to break her focus free.“Huh? Oh yeah, do your thing.” Blackfire shakes her head again, leaning against one of the tiled walls.”“I'll just wait here. If you aren't back in an hour I'm gonna assume you died or something.”You nod, heading out of the bathroom.On your way back outside, you try to formulate a plan on how to speak to these people. Hopefully you can nail the way Vegas talks.A: Address them like you would your own men. Chew them out.B: Be rude and crude. Swear a lot and insult their genitalia.C: Just be straight forward. Tell them to move on and that's it.D: Improvise. Greet them normally, then try to adapt.
>>2780889>B: Be rude and crude. Swear a lot and insult their genitalia.We are in opposite world, restraint and respect like a proper officer is not this universes us
>>2780889>B: Be rude and crude. Swear a lot and insult their genitalia.
>>2780889>B: Be rude and crude. Swear a lot and insult their genitalia
Alright anons, gonna have to stop here for now due to social happenings!Don't worry though, I'll run a few more hours and give the thread a nice closer tomorrow! Hope you guys have a good night and I'll see you then!
>>2780932Counting on you, Punch!
>>2780932Don't fuck up, your threads are short as is
>>2780932have fun mach
>>2780948How could he fuck up? He a good boy.
>>2781165I mean, we've been in/PoV switched to a boring alternate dimension for what seems to be at least half of Reno's adult life.
>>2781368Mmm, this is why I took a break from questing to see if I could try and make this more fun for anons, but I'm worried this has been unsuccessful.Maybe while there's this small break in the quest, you guys could tell me what you would like to see? I'm asking with complete sincerity by the way! I do value your opinion on these things seeing how they'd be nothing without you!
>>2781407Take my opinion with a grain of salt as mirror realities are boring as fuck to me, so there's no way to salvage the current situation until we get back to our reality.I mainly want to actually spend some time with the wife, not just a bit in passing when she's dealing with her own business. Maybe some more wheeling and dealing with our business both legitimate and "legitimate". Hopefully get in some fights over something WE actually care about and isn't because someone pointed us in that direction.Basically I've gotten annoyed with how Reno became such an idiot when previously he had only played the part and was actually pretty clever. Since the time skip Reno had basically been everyone's buttmonkey.Again I'm just one fairly salty anon with shit taste so feel free to ignore me.
>>2781442>Basically I've gotten annoyed with how Reno became such an idiot when previously he had only played the part and was actually pretty cleverLoser with no life and shit taste here, i feel the same on this part too but i'm not complaining
>>2781407Boring... Yes and no?On one hand, awesome fights where we can fully cut loose are waiting for us.On the other, the alternate universe effect: we have been moslty caught up in the current. (Also, sweet powerup but sometimes I miss MurderBelt.)Really, I am mostly waiting for shenanigans the moment the Justice League appears.The crossfire will be a fun place.Especially if Blackfire (the cool one, ours) has decided that we need a saving. Reno disappears, and she gets to assault her sister for info, then bully the Justice League for help. And Earth3!Lex is already there... See? It's writing itself. But feel free to ignore this rambling.Back to the point, I am kinda ok right now. We are finally starting to return indipendent and moving on our own. A bit long for a warm up, but seems like we are going somewhere.If this E3!Blackfire episode doesn't derail is even more, ahah. Ah.
>>2781456I mean, I've been keeping to myself for most of this chunk of the quest because I know it's just not for me but he literally asked for opinions.I'm typically in the minority anyway so I'm trying not to go to crazy and start taking about character consistency and meaningful stakes since I'm usually the only one with these particular issues.
>>2781486i wasn't implying that you were complaining or trying to start shit just that i feeled the same on that too, again i'm completely fine is this quest stays the same and i also consider myself with a particular issue (or shit taste whatever you want to call it)
>>2781491Oh I wasn't trying to come off aggressively, just explain myself. I misread the tone of your post as well.
>>2781495it's ok pal, i think no one took your post as aggressive anyway
>>2781407I honestly enjoy the quest, Some of the way charcters are written out are... interesting to say the least but I give that up to creative writing. I'd fucking hate for another break unless its truly needed. Apparently i'm the weirdo who likes the mirror reality and how the story is going. I just don't look forward to needing to kill daughter in the future for being a 'hero' While fucking the wife dies because she got uppity cause we killed the kid.
>>2781537Ok, wait a second.Who wants to kill that bundle of cuteness?...even if the chance to pull a <I am your father> could actually be hylarious.But no, definetely no killing
>>2781556I'm pretty sure Reno would die before killing his daughter. He was ready to potentially throw down with supes just to make her happy.
>>2781537I have no idea why you think that would happen, reno isn't really all that much of a villain anyway
>>2781407my don't fuck up comment is referring to you only running once a week if that>>2781368Though I didn't like that Vegas tangent either, now if you were to do some shorts with Real Blackfire and co freaking out about us missing and knocking on the Teen Titan's door. That would be fun.
>>2781537>Apparently i'm the weirdo who likes the mirror reality and how the story is goingNo I'm with you, I've enjoyed the direction of the story so far. Plus I'm actually a bit hyped for potentially taking down Ultraman, Vegas, and the not!justice league.
>>2781718Same i like were the history is going personaly. But it might feel we are spreading ourselfs to much.
>>2781407I utterly despise Earth 3 and everything about it. But I’m on board with this arc because I want Reno to fucking STOMP Vegas and the Crime Syndicate. Give me catharsis, damnit!
>>2781722Same.It will ne glorious when Reno start breaking these fuckers spines.
>>2781726If we grab Not!Hawkgirl and start spanking her ass again, could we cook her like a giant chicken?
>>2781407I'm actually enjoying this arc so far, it is a good flip around. I haven't seen much of your writing I disliked. I think the biggest complaint anyone has about it is that we never have enough!Although I fully understand having a hectic and busy life. I was actually really happy when I saw I had missed the last thread because that meant I had two of them to catch up on today. I can't place anything I dislike about your writing, the quality seems acceptable, the settings are decent with an injection of original timelining and stuff that still fits within the established universe despite an OC MC.I think most of us are just differred bitching about only getting one scoop of icecream instead of two but we dont want to seem greedy so we complain about something else.
Thank you all for the feedback! I appreciate you guys letting me know how you feel about the way the quest is being handled, and hopefully I can adjust myself to make it a good experience for everyone!From what I understand, I think a lot of anons are sick of waiting for the ball to really get going. I will admit that I've been taking my sweet time getting everything in place, so I think I'll try and trim the fat on what I have planned so we can get to some of the big action!So, without further ado, Let's wrap up this thread!First I need anons to roll a D100!
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>2782389Big money!
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>2782389hunna
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>2782389GOOOO
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>2782328>>2782328
>>2782407WHY WERE YOU NOT FASTER?!
>>2782406Aw man why did you rolled.
>>2782411Rolls are determined by the post time, even if i rolled sonner i would have gotten a different result
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>2782389
>>2782389>B“HEY! LISTEN UP YOU RETARDED MONKEY-FUCKERS!”Your voice boomed over the district, and every officer sifting through garbage turned their heads to look at you with fear.Standing proudly with your hands in your hips, you scowled at the barbaric men in blue and metal, their scrappy armor glinting in your eyes.“How long does it take for you dipshits to figure out that the bitch isn't here?! Get in your cars and get to the East side!”They all look at each other for a moment, then one speaks up with a gravely voice, raising his hand as if he's a student in a classroom.“Uhm, boss man?” He starts to ask nervously.“Where did your uniform go? You're lookin' like one of them homeless fellers... N-Not to say you are one! It's just uhhh... Weird.”Hell, that's a good point. You're still wearing these dingy clothes Haiwee gave you. What would an asshole police chief respond with?A: “Have you ever heard of going undercover, fuckhead?! Get out of my site before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!”B: “You insulting my attire, bitch? Well, maybe if I smear your blood all over it you'll find it appealing!”C: “Did I say you could ask questions, fuckstick?! No, I said GET MOVING!”D: Kill him. Set an example.
>>2782525>C: “Did I say you could ask questions, fuckstick?! No, I said GET MOVING!”
>>2782525C: “Did I say you could ask questions, fuckstick?! No, I said GET MOVING!”
>>2782525"My uniform blew up and I got these clothes from a hobo I killed.What, you'd rather I walk around naked?!"
>>2782525>CYour brow furrows.“Did I say you could ask questions, fuckstick?! No, I said GET MOVING!” “Y-Yeah, of course! Right away boss!” He stammers, quickly scrambling to one of the many police squad cars in the area.The other murderous police squads weren't far behind, and within the span of 5 minutes a convoy of sirens and trashy metal music started to head east in a parade of chaos.You breathe a sigh of relief as you watch the flashing lights fade in the distance, calling out towards the restaurant behind you.“Alright! Coast is clear, Blackfire!”After a moment, Blackfire can be seen cautiously exiting the front door of the building, looking around in amazement, then at you.“Holy... You actually did it?!”You smile proudly.“Of course I did! Would you expect any less from me?”Blackfire raises a curious eyebrow at you, shrugging.“I don't really know what to expect from you... In fact, I don't even understand why you helped me.”You shake your head.“I told you, it doesn't matter. Now that you're safe, I can finally get back to my own business.”You try to turn away from her, but before you can even take some parting steps she calls out to you once more.“Wait! Maybe I can help you out! I mean, you just bailed a Teen Tyrant out of some serious trouble, so some gratitude is deserved. We could get back to the tower and figure something out for you, we do have some major connections with the Crime Syndicate after all...”A: Hear her out.B: “You can help me by staying alive. That's all I want.”
>>2782672B: “You can help me by staying alive. That's all I want.”
>>2782672>B: “You can help me by staying alive. That's all I want.”
>>2782672>B: “You can help me by staying alive. That's all I want.”>Henshin and walk away.
>and then we hear that Lain wants to blow up the Teen Tyrant's tower.
>>2782672>B: “You can help me by staying alive. That's all I want.”We didn't save a Teen Tyrant, we saved a Tamaranean. Even in another world, there are some responsibilities we can't shirk.
>>2782672>B“You can help me by staying alive. That's all I want.” You sternly respond.“But why? Why are you even going out of your way for nothing?” Blackfire asks, looking more frustrated than confused.You just turn your head and glare back at her for a moment, and you only offer one word in response.“Henshin.”With a flash of red light, you rocket upwards into the sky, leaving nothing but dust behind from your strong launch from the cracked streets.You fold all four of your arms while in your Raijin form, looking ahead fiercely as you fly.Haiwee is going to be mad that you didn't bring 02 back, but it doesn't matter. What you should be worried about is getting back home, with or without anyone's help.But how? Other than Lex, you can't think of anyone who could possibly have the technology to transport you back to your Earth...… At least, those who aren't a part of the Crime Syndicate. Perhaps Batman's evil counterpart might be easy to approach, or at the very least easy to dispose of. He's only human after all.Otherwise you'd have to speak with this Earth's Lex and... Yeah, you'd rather not.Then again, you could just go through the arduous process of ransacking labs and military bases until you find something yourself. There's gotta be something, right?What to do, what to do...A: Suck it up and find Lex. He'll probably useful... Probably.B: Pay a visit to the Crime Syndicate. They shouldn't be too much trouble if things go south.C: Screw it, one man invasion of Earth. You'll strike gold eventually, you're sure.D: Keep thinking, there has to be a better solution...
>>2782862>A: Suck it up and find Lex. He'll probably useful... Probably.
>>2782862B: Pay a visit to the Crime Syndicate. They shouldn't be too much trouble if things go south.Kill em all
>>2782862B: Pay a visit to the Crime Syndicate. They shouldn't be too much trouble if things go south.
>>2782862>C: Screw it, one man invasion of Earth. You'll strike gold eventually, you're sure.So, we're off plan "Kill Uberman"?
>>2782907Pretty sure we'll come across him with option b
>>2782862>C: Screw it, one man invasion of Earth. You'll strike gold eventually, you're sure.
>>2782862>AYou groan. The easiest way would be to speak with Lex. Swallowing your pride, you speed up your flight, only to be halted by the sounds of familiar laughter.“HUAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BEHOLD! I AM DEATH INCARNATE!”You turn your head around and see what looks like a toy plane, but it quickly zooms past you to reveal it's more like a drone!Watching the crimson drone soar above you, the sky is immediately filled with the sounds of gunfire and laughter, a small canon attached to the nose of the plane firing off into the sky rapidly.“I AM THE BRINGER OF APOKOLIPS' FLAME! AND I WILL BURN THE WEAK FROM THIS PLANET'S SURFACE!”The plane dives towards you, and halts once it's in your face.Noticing that it can hover in place, you realize that it resembles a harrier jet more than just some plane, and above the machine's nose is the face of a dear comrad.“I AM MAJIN, UNBOUND AND HUNGRY FOR BLOOD!” He roars with more laughter, but you're not as enthusiastic.“Yeah... Hey Majin, what's up?”“... What's up? Are you not curious of my new form?! My might returned?!” Majin questions, flabbergasted at your dull reaction.“Well, I figure Haiwee had something to do with it so not really. Also you're like, a toy plane. If that's your might, then I'd be really embarrassed.” You respond with a shrug.“... I hate you so much. But no matter, what's important is that we're reunited once more and can complete the subjugation of this Earth...”Majin chuckles darkly, speaking up once more with a sinister tone.“So, where first, Master?”[TO BE CONTINUED]
Alright, that's it for this thread! Sorry I had to split it up, but I hope you enjoyed it anyway!Thank you for reading, voting, and giving me feedback! I appreciate everything you anons do!As always, I'll pop in and out of here to answer questions before archiving!
>>2783001please put in someone doing the "It's a bird, it's a plane" bit for Majin in a thread
>>2782995Why is majin separate from us?
>>2783028A new belt got made for our upgrade, during that time, Majin was removed from the previous belt and was used to stop a desk from wobbling!As to how he's like this currently, you'll just have to wait and find out more!
>>2782995Ahhhhhh, Majin has wittle landing wheels!
>>2783034Can we put majin in the new belt?
>>2783053Of course our little buddy can merge with us, he wouldn't be a complete killing machine without our snark.
>>2782995Oh yeah murderbelt is back!In a new form!Rejoice mortals, your end shall be swift!>>2783061The moment we belive in the Majin that belives in us
Oh god, the upgrade made Maijin even more chuuni, it's like he's got the maturity of an 8 year old.>>2783034Can our daughter hear him?
>>2783053Eh, I'd rather just put him back inside us where he was originally than put it back in another belt. Just seems like we should keep the super computer custom made for a literal upper god somewhere we wont lose it. What could be a cool thing we could do is shoot the drone out of our body whenever we need it.
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