SESSION START!https://youtu.be/GoCOg8ZzUfg?list=PL2B4F522650E77357>You are Anonhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd>You are on WAR PLANET>Which is a hive of scum and villainy the likes of which only capitalism could create>Tim Curry was wrong>It's all corrupted still>In front of you>In this miles wide arena>is LOOZAR>THE IMMORTAL UNSTOPPABLE CHAMPION KING>You didn't even -want- to fight him at first>You came here for a friend who was kidnapped>You came here to win a REAL fight>Shit>You never even killed any aliens in the prelims>Except for all the soft bodies>When you exploded>That set off the magic detection systems>Trapped you in the arena>The one who really controls things here >Mammon >He fingered you>...for the crime.>No diddling in this house>Not yet>The crowd loved you for bullshitting them however>So now you're here>Fighting the big man himselfLO: "Hwat aye COMEBACK!">He's so goddamn happy in this placeLO: "LOOZAR respects your conviction!">He's pointing at you>Callin' you outLO: "Does that new suit come with some new tricks!?">He cracks his neck>The blood at your feet ripplesLO: "It better."YOU ARE CURRENTLY IN "OWN" FORMWhich has unique stipulations.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.z8arm5501j21>The stronger your opponent>The more powerful you become>In front of Loozar... >OWN form is at max power. This means your WILL and STR stat combine.You ignore damage immunity.The damage you take is CAPPED to never exceed your combined STR and WILL SP.and...>You get to create 1 new rule of reality>Must be about Anon>5 words max (no numbers)>Must be different every time (1 rule per form assumption)>The opposite will become true as wellPresent your rules and arguments therein.May victory guide you. L: "I won't let this place have your soul." Ma: "We aren't finished talking yet." bless.
>>2766846>Vorpal fists that always crit"The opposite of vorpal is resurrection, meaning that whatever the opposite will be it doesn't matter because it will be resurrection based and neither us nor Loozar is doing that currently.Along with that, the vorpal effect should knock out Loozar's soul from his body upon the first hit due to the critical attack feature. So we can wail on his body until it's dead. This will deal with Loozar in a single turn then we can help Luna out with Mammon. We can then change the form to suit going up against Mammon.
>>2766846>Anon decides Own Forms Abilities.There, just go and make ourselves omnipotent and ditch this hell hole.
>>2766857This probably will not work on loozar, and it certainly wont work on Mammon.Quest told us over and over and over again CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT. We have an opportunity to break the system, dont slave yourself to it voluntarily.
>>2766846>"Anon can only win.">>2766860It has to be different everytime, I don't want to waste omnipotence right now
>>2766866Nigga wot? I'm giving us one hit attacks that always critically hit. You can't get more cheaty than that.
>>2766870>"Anon can only win.">Anon wins at losingBad choice.
>>2766846>>2766846Small CLARIFICATION POST>ignore PHYSICAL damage immunityStay blesst.Already seeing the 200 Iq plays coming in.A week?Is that what it takes to distill pure autism into LIMITLESS COSMIC POWER!?
>>2766846"Lucikron copies Anon stats"We need a strong will to hold Mammon off and we need strength to hurt LOOZAR.Go for the strong thing in those forms you know. Written in a form so you know what the draw back will be.
>>2766879>"Lucikron copies Anon stats"We can only affect ourselves. Really bad choice.
>>2766870Rule goes to Discordpal Abdicate Abzul>>2766877What are y- no that's not how that works
>>2766879you mean "Anon copies Lucikron's stats" right? cause the other way around means that Lucikron gets our stats
>>2766870>>2766846I like this, straight to the point
>>2766846Either>"Immunity to all Damage Types"OR>"All damage taken immediately healed"Our main objective here is saving all of out allies and getting Wondervon's tools back, which are on his lab.We need to buy him as much time as possible, and for that we need to make our fight with Loozar as lengthy as it may be.We should gate all of our allies portalled with Susan and Wondervon if we go this way.>>2766878>>2766857OWN Form AND Vorpal only Ignore PHYSICAL DAMAGE IMMUNITY.If Loozar has any kind of Magical Damage Immunity we're fucked, as all of the effects we're doing require magic to work and would be nullified or severely diminished on their effects by his Armor.
>OWN SPELL : "Anon's touch paralyzes targets unavoidably">We then challenge Loozar to a punch off, literally. " You got a good hit. Mine's stronger. Lets punch it out. One after another, until one falls">Then paralyze>Then use the wand to knock his soul out(free crits on targets that can't move. Crit with the wand removes a soul)
Fuckit, I'm changing to a meme vote. "Gains powers of Shaggy Blanco"
>>2766870We can change how it works dumb dumb.
>>2766846My suggestion is>"Cast spells without DC"So a list of things this allows us to do>Use spells>Raise incredibly powerful undead>Steal enemy stats>Switch our health with Loozar's>Crucicrush anyoneLikely reverse effect>Spells ignore our DCThey' do that any way because our enemies are massively more powerful
>>2766846Yeah. kinda distracted here.
Suggestions."Quest has control of Anon.""Anon controls his own actions." - The QM informed us that this would make anon the character decide what to do, letting him "off the leash" for a session.
>>2766846>>2766879Meant"Anon copies Lucikron's stats"
>>2766899On a list of bad ideas.>>2766918Go away ark
>>2766927Im nameless though.Also if your reading this ark please save us from this meme vote.
>>2766902>>2766890>>2766885>>2766877>>2766875>"All his victories are Pyrrhic" and senseless, amounting to nothing.Think before you vote.
another neat suggestion
>>2766931>"Anon can never lose."FTFY
I shall begin the count.If you have a suggestion, or wish to change your vote to ensure a victory.Do so now.Muscles says "..." and Anon is now black at very high speed. (In our Universe)
>>2766898heres the deal.Any prolonged fight with loozar is bad news. We don't even want to get punched by him even with damage immunity or any OWN shenanigans. Remember that any power we take, an inverse rule will be in play that will monkey paw us to shit and back if we are not super specific.Anything that messes with stats or powers or any dice fuckery will make things very complicated very fast and will have effects we don't want.If we keep it simple, limited and build a plan around things we know are set in stone then we can one round KO Loozar without having to worry about broken mechanics.Things we know:Loozar loves punching Loozar loves "honorable" combatOur wand knocks out souls on critical hitsMeele attacks against immobile targets are automatic crits So.... we challenge loozar to a punch match. One after the other. We can demand to go first because loozar already punched us and we are still alive.One hit with our paralyzing OWN power and loozar goes down. We can then easily coup de gras and GET HIS SOUL.
OH FUCK QUICK VOTE FOR SOMETHING ELSE PEOPLE.
>>2766939That's literally the exact same thing/exactly the opposite.It amounts to the same because the opposite will also become true.
>>2766846>>2766913Supporting this considering other vote is meme
>>2766944The second we leave the form he'd not be paralyzed anymore.
Can we have more than a half hour Quest?
>>2766944That's completely stupid.You're relying we get a Nat20 before Loozar punches us to death, since he stll ahs far more HP than us.
>>2766950ButterJohnson is part of us but still exposed enough for us to whack him with it. Also he only has to be paralyzed for a moment to strike him.We can also just cut his head off as hes paralyzed with our vorpal fists. Paralyzed loozar is better than moving loozar.
>>2766913>>2766949YOU STILL CANNOT CAST SPELLS IN OWN FORMYOU NEED TO TAKE GIGA-MUSCLES DOWN TO CAST SPELLS AND THE MOMENT YOU DO SO THE NEW LAW WILL BE TAKEN OFF
You guys still think Loozar is the important fight*You guys a very dumb arent you?
https://youtu.be/pDW5pWkvBno Reminder that this is the power of Ultra Blanco. This is the power we'd gain from this.
>>2766955>You're relying we get a Nat20 before Loozar punches us to death, since he stll ahs far more HP than us.No, we don't have to roll at all. The punch off means he will let us hit him because its a punch off. you get two for flinching. Ancient rules. All we have to do is take 10 on punching him. We can even just walk up and slap him. just has to be a physical attack.Once hes down a coup de gras is an auto crit.
>>2766965Uh-huh. And what exactly is the Opposite of that?
Anon cannot take damage become:Anon cannot cause damage; orAnon cannot undo damage; orAnon cannot take healing.Anon can cast any magic; become -Anon cannot cast any magic.Anon is immune to bombs; becomeAnon is vuberable to bombs.We have to understand what become opposite. Verbs, the subject? If I put “fire” in the phrase, does it become water, ice, or it remain untouched if it is the focus?Also I just tought, “Anon is immune to magic” to “Anon can’t use magic”. A good trade off, if we can undo the spell later and not make it permanent. Or maybe the spell is undone in the moment cause we can’t use magic.
>>2766846Changing my vote from:>>2766879to support:>>2766913
>>2766958The power specifically says we cast spells.
>>2766968Anon loses his own powers. But that's OK because we'll have the power of Shaggy Blanco.
>>2766972Including OWN form
>>2766971That's literally not what it says. It just says "IF" Anon were to be able to cast spells, he'd cast them without any DC.Even then I see no spell that could help us in here besides OWN.
>>2766972If we lose our powers, which includes OWN wouldn't we lose shaggy blanco? I doubt that's the reverse
>"Anon can only win."Well. This makes me want to commit suicide. But it will actually win us this fight. Changing vote. This has been the anti-fun.
>>2766977Thank you.>>2766979That's literally it.People aren't thinking when thinking of new Laws to create.
>>2766985Again. The Opposite would be that our Victories are inconsequential and useless.
>>2766979You're right. The reality is we'd lose the power of Red Shaggy Blanco. But we never had it in the first place, so it's K.
>>2766988An inherent part of this is making assumptions, we really have no idea what the opposites are.>>2766994That sounds.. believable... almiost
Guys, really. Don't over think this.Just paralyze loozar with a contact effect.At worse its going to make us get paralyzed on hitSo we can dump out of OWN form if another combatant shows up.
>>2766993That would be the opposite of losses being concequental and useful
I have only felt hate like this once before.
>>2767000Our wand is useless as it is fused to our body and can't be used as a weapon right now making your vote pointless.
>>2767000Then Mepho bro will kill us, not to mention whats his name is probably immune to Paralysis
>>2767002You voted to remove votes and have no actual power
>>2767020Your vote also sucks, I dont even know what it was, but I know it sucked.
>>2767001And it's a pretty logical interpretation of "Anon Can Only Lose" and "Anon can only win" being both possible at the same time"THE MOST POSSIBLE OUTCOME OF THIS IS THAT IT ENDS IN A STALEMATE WITH BOTH ANON AND LOOZER EITHER DEAD OR ALIVE
>>2767010>>2767009Meph bro can be harassed by Jackie and Entropy to keep him off our back.We don't have to detangle the wand from our form, just shift it to the surface and make contact with it.
>>2767037That's not how our wand works. It's a vorpal melee weapon. We'd need to attack with the wand. But it's fused with us right now so we can't.
>>2767041>Use Meat As Mortar and muscles to shift it into our arm>Expose the surface>Smack
>>2767037They will die so fast.
These votes.>Anon chooses the powers of OWN form1 vote>Anon's touch paralyzes1 vote>Anon copies Lucikron's Stats1 vote>Immunity to all damage.1 vote>The power of Shaggy Blanco2 votes>Anon can only Win3 votes>Casts spells with no DC3 votesOf all the things, Anon.You create another tie?>My MyMa: "Give up. You foster a sycophant."L: "You coddle a clownish abomination.">The lights in the arena dazzle your eyes>Your mouth has been reformed into a trap of sharpened bones>Your skin has turned to some sort of shimmering armor>What else could you want?>Except to keep feeling invincible>You jump down into the pitA: "My name's Anonymous Dubson McMoot Webwillow Lynn Thomas."LO: "A -long- name.">Loozar raises his bootLO: "For a short life.">You have tied in your vote>So anon gets to decide>Seems he's fused your choices>Anon>Ignores>All>Difficulty>Challenges. (The worded form of DC)>Anon>Cannot>Beat>Any>Saves>Melee is now a wild fucking brawl in this form>You ignore all defenses against your attacks>Give not one fuck about the DC for feats of power>Or agility>Or Skill>Fire>Black and Red>With gold cinders bursts from the crevices of your bodyA: "I always win.">You flexA: "Now come the fuck down here and find out why.">Magic will be your baneLO: "HYEXCELLENT!">Loozar leaps into air>He is going to drop kick you>However long this form lasts>Nearly nothing can stop youWhat do?You lucky little fucking whelp.
>>2767073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ms49WIuL-MPUNCH MAMMONS DROP KICK!
>>2767073>Run, because you've fucked it up
>>2767073WE JUMP INTO HIS MOUTH DODGE HIS TEETH AND RIP AWAY AT HIS THROAT FROM THE INSIDENO DC FOR FEATS OF AGILITY OR SKILLWE CAN FUCKING DO ITKILL HIM FROM THE INSIDE
>>2767085YES! I LIKE THIS!=
>>2767079supporting dbz memes
>>2767073Shoryuken from his groin up into his abdomen/lungs/throat/brain
>>2767085Dodging is a dex save.
>>2767073Fuck man I don’t know. What is the most difficulty spell we have? ALSO see what stats Lozar and Mammon have, and steal the best ones. They can resist it.
>>2767089THEN SUPPORT IT AND REPLY TO THE UPDATEJUMPING INTO HIS MOUTH DODGES HIS ATTACKS>>2767093NO DC YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ILL KILL YOUR MOM U GAY NERD
>>2767084actually, changing my vote.>FURY OF THE BURNING HEART ON LOOZAR's CON
>>2767073Dodge his Drop Kick and then smash through the spikes of his other shoe to make him walk around weirdly.
>>2767098We can't use spells, that part of my vote wasn't taken
>>2767098>>2767094Where does it say that we can cast spells?
>>2767073Cast Fury of the Burning Heart on Loozar
>>2767073punch his drop kick.>>2767104>>2767098NO MAGIC
>>2767073>>2767073OUR WEAKNESS IS THAT ANY SAVE WE DO WILL INSTANTLY FAILTHAT MEANS THAT WITH THIS OWN FORM WE NEED TO COUNTER EVERYTHING OR WE'RE FUCKEDCOUNTER HIS ATTACK WITH YOUR OWNNULLIFY HIS ATTACK
>>2767073Counter the attack by breaking it
>>2767112WHERE DOES IT SAY NO MAGIC?!
You know what, If yall want to get wild. The DC for crawling up Loozar's ass is 80.Jump the fuck in and tear up his guts. Let muscles have at the largest ass in the universe.
>>2767120IN THE RULES FOR THE DAMN GIGA FORMS!
>>2767073On the character sheet under SPELLFORM FUSION.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.z8arm5501j21Anonymous cannot cast spells while fused with Muscles. To cast spells Muscles must return Anon’s body and his wand to normal.
>>2767098>Anon Ignores All Difficulty Challenges.>Anon Cannot Beat Any Saves.>>2767093>>2767118>>2767089We cannot allow Loozar to force a SAVE on us.We need to counter his attack with our own, otherwise we'll inevitably lose.
>>2767073>>2767104Nevermind, I forgot doing that requires us to leave OWN form.Leap up and intercept Loozar with our own attack
>>2767073Changed my vote from:>>2767099to:>>2767112But, really any plan that has anon attacking LOOZARS attack with an attack.>>2767120>>2767135mislinked
>>2767140OR - Offense is the ONLY defense
>>2767085THIS IS A BAD IDEA BECAUSE A DEX SAVE IS A AUTO FAIL.
>>2767148Essentially.Offense is the only defense we have now, and since Loozar still has far more HP than us we cannot afford to lose any.
>>2767151We don't need to dex save>>Give not one fuck about the DC for feats of power>Or agility>Or SkillThis is plainly a feat of agility
>>2767158Mh... I suppose.Yeah, it could actually work.Better than punching his attack actually.AT LEAST ON BUYING WONDERVON TIME.
>>2767195Does this mean you'll support the quest for the glory of slaughter and ultimate supremacy over our opponent?
>>2767214No. At least I'm not going to close myself to what the reason we came here was in the first place, or blind myself to other alternatives we might have if things become too hot.
>>2767130 im not entirely against, but it seems like a tight space and we might literally get shit on
>>2767232Anon's been getting shit all over his entire life
>>2767230>not choosing blood over mission
>>2767073Swapping Votes from >>2767092 to >>2767085 . Intention was basically the same. Dodge/Interrupt the incoming attack with a counterattack of our own.
The votes.>Punch heem3 votes>N-N-N-N- NUT SHOT2 votes>Run1 vote>Dodge1 vote>Cast FOTBH1 vote>JUMP INTO HIS FUCKING MOUTH>GET IN THERE>GET>IN>THERE4 votes>Oh>Yeah>It's about to get realLO: "PREEPARE TO LOSE YOUR FACE, LITTLE MAYUN!"A: " https://youtu.be/dKrvlMvdjDo ">YOU LEAP!https://youtu.be/Lcpf2ZdIXsY>LOOZAR'S Armor rockets past you!>The spines soar around your ears>He blitzes past like rolling hills>You reach his face>Time>Slows>He's still grinning>His eyes wide>His orange skin glistens with sweat and reeks of adrenaline>You turn your feet forward at the very last moment>CRASH!>Loozar FLIPS!>Lands on his back>The arena crashes and swings from the force>Well>You're in>Loozar flips back up to his feetLO: "HWAH Do YOUH Fink Your'H DOIING!?">He opens his mouth>Tries to crush you in his crooked teeth>You CATCH>His>JAW>The cameras swing around you>Perched at the top of this planet's king>Yet you can't sneer in victory>Not now>Your eyes point donward>To the portal>Where your friends are escapingA: "Jackie!">She wasn't even going with them>Her and Entropy both stayed to cover the rear>She's watching youA: "Do you hate me?">She's cryingA: "It's ok.">Your form smiles>You're on every screen in the place>On the sound systemA: "I'm used to it."cont
>>2767279>>2767279LO: "RRRR!">LOOZAR ROLLS TO CRUSH YOU IN HIS JAWS>Anon cannot beat any Saves>STRENGTH SAVE FAILED>CRUNCH!>The crowd screams at your apparent death>At your grisly>Yet highlight reel filling demise>The thing is...ANON HAS TAKEN 38 DAMAGE>That is not near what it takes>To kill>You>Luna and Mammon are still battling in the stands>You can feel her>You can feel her anger>A hint of fear>It's been so long since you felt fearA: "Fucking. Alieniggers.">You are in LOOZAR's Mouth>His jaw is closedWhat do?
>>2767284>SHIFT INTO MASSARCE WAVE FORM>BLOW HIM THE FUCK UP
>>2767284Tear through his skull and turn his brain into a smoothie
>>2767284Punch up through the palette of his mouth and into his brain cavity
>>2767294>>2767284Supporting. We'll show him a real headache
Rolled 4 (1d10)>Go for the brain>GO FOR THE KILL>There is no DC for this>Well>There IS>Anon does not give a single goddamn blood covered strawberry fucking shitA: "WHAT HE SAID!">You're so delirious with rage>Fuck this place>Fuck yourself>They made you look weak>That goddamn walrus>That shitty golden asshole>They aren't like>Nobody's like youA: "YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MARINE!">Loozar opens his mouth>Just in time for the cameras to see you>Still alive>Pouring blood from every joint>Fire spewing out of your eye sockets>ANON'S FIST SMASHES UPWARD INTO LOOZAR'S MOUTH>Take this boy's love>His hate>and all of his sorrow>Woe be unto thy enemies>For you am become Punch.Roll Strength.
Rolled 3 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>2767350HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2767350
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2767350
>>2767279>>Yet you can't sneer in victory>>Not now>>Your eyes point donward>>To the portal>>Where your friends are escaping>>A: "Jackie!">>She wasn't even going with them>>Her and Entropy both stayed to cover the rear>>She's watching youWait. What?We'r supposed to be fighting Loozar so THEY can escape.Susan need to get jack TF away from here.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2767350
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>2767350BOI WITH THE WEAK ASS BRAIN CASE
Rolled 16 + 31 (1d20 + 31)>>2767350
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2767350Welp we doing it
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>2767350
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>2767350
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2767350
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2767350
>>2767364>>2767364>5+31>36>A low roll>But there is no DC>Ahhh>That's the power>Of cheese.https://youtu.be/C7rzSslub6U>Your first collides with LOOZAR's squishy mouth parts>When it does>THE ENTIRE WORLD JERKS ASIDEA: "This...power.">Muscles is in your mind>He is your mind>The both of you are flying>Muscles wants>No>NEEDS TO HIT THAT AGAIN>You hear a sound like a drum>A ringing >Deafening>CRACK!>Outside of this place>Loozar's head SNAPS backward>His helmet vibrates like a bellhttps://youtu.be/zJHaePgVkas>You come out soaring>Loozar is headed for the dirt>As he falls>The world>The walls>Shudder>His eyes snap open again immediately>He looks>ElatedLO: "HEEYES! AT LEEAST!">His gigantic legs drive him back upward>A tooth falls clean out of his head>His eye twitches>The crowd is in shockLO: "Ah FIGHYUT!">They scream his name>Some of them scream "TRAPS! TRAPS! TRAPS! TRAPS!">It's all just another show to them>You are still fallingANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 38 DAMAGE TO LOOZARHoly shit.He can bleed.>As you head for the ground you realize something>You cannot pass any save to land>Reacting is the enemy nowWhat do?L: "Haste. Darling."
>>276741Go for the tendons in his feet, hobble the fucker
>>2767419MANEUVER OURSELF SO WE FALL AND LAND RIGHT ONTO LOOZAR'S SKULL AND PUNCH INTO IT AGAIN!
>>2767419Mind Read to Susan how much time does Wondervon needs.Tell her to Get Jackie and Entropy out of here.Buy them as much time they need so Wondervon can get into the Lab.
>>2767435FUCK THIS! Punch his eyes out! He can't hit what he can't see!
>>2767419Dodge obviously. Dodge the fall damage.
>>2767442Sure telepathy phone call everyone. Tell her to make sure they get out. Tell her to grab the pit slaves as well if she can.
>>2767419Attempt to copy Marco's nerve punch technique and completely paralyze Loozar
>TIE HIM INTO A PRETZEL!
>>2767419DODGE THE GROUND.As well as >>2767442
>>2767419>>2767455Changing vote to convince Loozar that Mammon is his greatest enemy and that he should forfeit.
>>2767480This actually. This is amazing.
>>2767480STONE COLD STUNNER ON LOOZARELBOW DROP OF PAINUSE OUR FALL AS A WEAPON
>>2767480You think so small mindedly. Convince Loozar that he should perminately join us and then do the same with Mammon. Also, dodge the ground to not die
>>2767480supporting this>>2767419>>Give not one fuck about the DC for feats of skillConvincing someone is a fucking skillAlso we should tell him to catch us
>>2767480>>2767487>>2767493YOU'RE STILL FALLING
>>2767505Fine, dodge and talk.
Time to count.You should really learn to consider your choices.
>>2767419Dodge the earthNegate the fall damage by rolling at the end of the fall like link does in the ocarina of time.
>>2767443>>2767419Supporting. Pop out of his cage of a skull, and deftly land to face him
The votes.>Many small things>Neat ideas>Two big ones>Dodge the earth>The whole ground>Dodge it4 votes>>2767480>>2767480Take LOOZAR on the ruse Cruise.>Also 4 votes>Anon>Anon wut r yew dewin'>STAHP>As you fall>You look over to the portal>Jackie is being dragged in by Susan>Guards are moving in to try and apprehend your friendsA: "I have to end this.">You flex>As you head for the groundA: "MARTHAAAAAAA!!">You scream a name>Your body convulses as it gets turned into thousands of other names>Brenda>Sheeack>Mora>Gore>WEndu>Zinijia>alieuwfh7dsf38f8389838e ghueyds ss>Every single one of them>Meant to mean the name of the listener's mother>You hit the ground in the PIT>Your back cracksA: "Ow.">Loozar's shadow looms over you>The entire audience is whisperingLO: "What did you say?">He utters from on-highA: "I said... MOTHER NAME.:"LO: "That...is Loozar's MOTHER'S name!"A: "She's -my- mother too.">Loozar leans down to you>His face occupy's your entire vision>His breath is of sweet alchohols and aftershave>His lips are cracked and dryA: "Mammon's...your enemy.">Your magic power twists your words into flawless articulations>Of energy>That warp minds>Twist heartsA: "Forfeit this fight. Join me. Fuck this place. You're a warrior. Not puppet.">You know it'll work>It has to work>No DC can stop you>Loozar smilesLO: "No, Faggot."cont
>>2767589>>2767589A: " ...th-...that's -our- word.">How?>WHAT!?>Loozar stands back up>Still smiling>He is shiggyingLO: "What does having the same mother name as LOOZAR's have to do with Hyanything?">He points down at youLO: "That is weak writing. A plot device so thin LOOZAR coould snap it with his PYINKEE!">The crowd is weeping>Calling their mothers>Totally throwing themselves to your mercy>Not Loozar>Why?LO: "You cannot manipulate me, Little mayun.">He smacks his helmet>One of his loose teeth wigglesLO: "My armor is HYIMMUNE TO MAGICAL FORMS OF MIYUND CONTROL!"A: "SONOVA BITCH! HOW!?"W: "I know what's wrong with the tesseract."A: "FUCK YOU, WONDY. STOP TALKING INTO SUSAN'S HEAD."W: "Zhey Removed three pieces of it. Zhen fashioned it into some kind of helmet..."A: "...">Loozar is about to fucking step on youWhat do?
>>2767591>LO: "No, Faggot."Yeah, that's fair......GRAB HIS FUCKING FOOT BEFORE IT STEPS ON US AND THEN RIP IT OFF!
>>2767591Dodge into Loozar's Heart
>punch the ground so hard we launch away and into mammon like a vorpal javelinLet's get Luna back beforemammon fucks her.
>>2767591Perfurante his foot to his head.NO.DC.
>>2767591Yeah, ultra violence is the only solutionJump through his fucking throat
>>2767591Wondervon figured out what's wrong with the Tesseract. That means we can get into the Lab.Our back is BROKEN.We need to get THE FUCK out of here, but we can0t move.Susan needs to portal a portal below us and get us TF outta here.
>Eh, leave. Fuck it time to go.>Grab his leg, rip it off, use it to knock his helmet off.
>>2767612>Our back is BROKEN.No it isn't, it just cracked. We took no damage.
>>2767616Im voting to leave, this vote was an actual plan.Also tell Wondervon where his bling is.
>>2767591>>2767607changing vote to>>2767594
>>2767591Hold on to his foot to both keep him from killing us and to knock him prone.
>>2767591Grab the sand and use it to hit LOOZAR and the guards going after our friends in their faces.
>>2767591Changing my vote from:>>2767638toGrabbing Jackie and our friends and gettng them out of here.
>>2767616>>2767629Link it to Quest's post.
>>2767591>Punch his legs offDon't need to dodge his legs if there aren't any legs to dodge
>>2767677>Using white version of Discord Gross
>>2767620If our back isn't broken it's gonna be soon. Loozar just took MORE THAN A THIRD our our health and we barely chipped his Health Bar.Players need to Start playing SMART and voting for less fucking memes that get us hurt.
>>2767731Which is why you're voting to run despite the fact we'll no doubt need Loozar's helmet to get past the tesseract. Smart.
I am RETURN!>>2767677>>2767677What a pure version of discord.Counting it up as I wrap up work today, friends.So much has been happening while I'm away.Even more in -your- absence.
>>2767612>"Ow my back hurts">NO DC>"BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER">>2767591Go between the grooves and then kick out one of those spikes as we dodge the stomp attack. Turn that spike into our DRILL to PIECE his heaven.
>As the boot>Descends>Have you ever felt "right" Anonymous?A: "I'm always right.">Have you ever felt like a winner?A: "I always win.">Oh?>So you've never had your mother ripped from your arms?A: "Shut up.">Or your back filled with lead and left for dead?A: "SHUT UP!">Or your best, most powerful weapons denied you?>Natural 20s>Rule breaking>These are all just parts of a game>A game>Is this a game to you?A: "I'M IN CHARGE HERE!"L: "Do you feel in charge?">The boot>Crashes downhttps://youtu.be/Dll329ggLIY>The lights flash again>Your body is under so much pressure>Your crack back shudders and aches>The boot has stopped>Because you've caught it>In your own>Nigh, Immortal>HandsANON'S WILL IS NOW +19MUSCLES STRENGTH IS NOW +14>The boot is filled with spikes so long and terrible>The weight is SO MUCH>You've caught the boot>The spikes have utterly shredded your hands and forearms>Your own bones and Muscles' tendrils are hanging onto the metalANON HAS TAKEN 38 DAMAGEA: "Damage?">Anonymous spits the word in blood onto the sandA: "Fuck is damage?! DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!?"LO: "A warrior's death is a noble one! Accept BEING NOBLY CRUSHED!"cont
>>2767910>>2767910>The boot tries to crush you again>The DC to hold it cannot stop Anonymous>No DC can>Including this oneA: "ARE.">You twist the boot>Force the knee, three stories above you to crank and popA: "YOU."LO: "HYEACCEPT YOUR FATE!"A: "FUCKING!">The Hip rotates too far>The leather crumbles>Metal groans like a battleship under assaultA: "SORRY!?">No DC to stop the foot>No DC to successfully grab>Loozar was too HUGEMONGUS to know he was grappled>The DC to rip. Off. His. Leg.>It didn't exist>Because Anonymous>Isn't playing games anymoreLO: " https://youtu.be/Yklj02B4kKg?t=2 ">Blood rains>Deep>Purple blood>A leg so tall you cannot see it's tip is resting above you>You can barely breatheANON IS AT 4 HPA: "muh...muh back!">Loozar...>HAS TAKEN MASSIVE DAMAGE>200 to be precise>No forilly>Das a lotLO: "My...BODY! MY LEG!">A crowd member shouts ???: "My GLOWcone!"???: "My sneakers!">A weeping one, still afflicted by your bluff earlier screams???: "My Mommy!">His mommy was thrown in as a weapon>They are all still cryingA: "Mommy?"L: "Anonymous.">You push yourself up on your elbows>Try to look into the standsA: "Luna...Luna!?"L: "You've taken far too much damage, my dear. I cannot intervene. Not without killing you myself...">Your voice is shaking>Is that fear?>No>It's Luna's.>Fear for youA: "It's ok. I think I got this."L: "Is the beast dead?">You turn to LOOZAR>He's up>On his three arms and 1 legLO: "Now...this.">He turns>His smile>Wider than everLO: "IS WHAT LOOZAR CALLS A SHOWDOWN!"cont
>>2767924>>2767924A: "Fuck."Ma: "She can't protect you any more...">Loozar is standing on his one leg and his two smaller arms>His huge remaining one out like a massive enemy crabMa: "...but killing you doesn't need my attention anymore."Ma: "Where are your friends?">Your mind scromblesA: "AAHHH!">The backs of your eyes are being squeezed between hot irons>You convulse>You can't even roll to resist>No saves.LO: "What is this? Did LOOZAR hit you too hyard?">He's not taking the cheap shotLO: "Get up! Get up, Warrior!">He beats his chestLO: "Do not die like a flattened guppy! Styand! Fight me!">He turns to the crowd>Gives special attention to Mammon's balconyLO: "Let Hyim FIGHT ME!">The cheers returnMa: "You destroyed one tesseract side already. You've nearly ruined the second. You may have the third..."L: "I have it. He couldn't stop me from prying it out of his bones."Ma: "...but now I know Wondervon is here. The old rodent. He's finally come home. It'll be good to see him again. Even if I couldn't solve the maze that leads to his laboratory. I -will- find him and your friends in it.">You can feel Mammon drifting awayMa: "I will grind their souls into dust.">You are Anonymous>You are 15 years old>You're the boy who beat fate>That was your storyLO: "Are you ready now?">That story is overLO: "Good.">Is this one about to be?SESSION END!NEXT SESSION TOMORROW!7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!Clarification post!W: "It vas so shimple! I didn't need to solve zeh broken puzzle! I just needed to figure out vat vas broken about it!">Wondervon realized 3 pieces of the tesseract maze were removed>Being 4th dimensional shape fragments>They could make items of awesome power>One was used to make the dome that kept the arena portal proof>Another has been used to magic magically immune armor for LOOZAR>The was inside Mammon>Doing -some- sort of effect uponL: "It let him see all possibilities. All outcomes of other's actions. It is gone now..."L: "He can now be caught unawares."W: "My lort. I have gut news. In a few minutes ve shoult be inside my laboratory."Ma: "Excellent to hear, father. Soon...so will I."Stay, blesst.Love, Quest.
>>2767924Okay, time for hit and run tactics: stealth, sneak attack and restealth. Take no unnecessary risks and don't allow Loozar to another attack on us
>>2767937We could stealth up to someone (crowd probably) and leave OWN to blood for blood themWe need to heal and then re-OWN Form
>>2767937We are at 4 hplaying in the dirtCrippled and bleedingMammon has our friend's location Stealth is ruined Our plans are ruinedOur body is ruinedLuna cannot save us. This is the end, and you have only yourself to blame
>>2767957>This is the endHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! That's a good one! We're just getting started!
>>2767957>Stealth is ruinedIt's a DC, we ignore DCs.>This is the end, and you have only yourself to blameHow negative
>>2767957It cannot be the end, for OP is too much of a faggot to end it quickly.We will always have a chance, so long as we seize it (and that there's a loophole left in any scenario to keep things going)
>>2767931>Ma: "Excellent to hear, father. Soon...so will I."Anyway, Mammon's the new target. I want Loozar dead, but he's not swooshing to our friends at the moment. So he can be put aside. Mammon's the real target. As, again, he's about to go fugg up our friends. We should heal up and then find Mammon to keep him from our frens.
>>2767963The major point of this adventure was to secure the lab without detection. That is gone now. Ended. Now our party is painfully split. >>2767962What, and you think Jackie and the horse are going to sweep in and save the day? Luna will somehow fix our shattered form and ignore the mechanics of her magic?By all means struggle, just don't delude yourself on how fucked up this is and how it was only our bad choices that lead here.I FUCKING TOLD YOU A PROLONGED FIGHT WAS DISASTER! BUT LOOK AT ANON NOW!ARE YOU HAPPY?YOU TOOK A PERFECTLY GOOD MC AND RUINED HIM WITH SHITTY VOTES!
>>2767975No? I think we're gonna go and defeat Mammon after healing up, then go back and defeat Loozar and then claim War Planet for ourselves. There'll be bumps in the road along the way. But we got this. We've been in worse situations.
>>2767975>the major point was to secure the lab without detectionAnon's never been one for stealth, nor are we locked into needing stealth at this point.Anon's also currently as great as we want him to be due to literally not being able to lose in his current form, at least not in terms of DCs.
>>2767975>YOU TOOK A PERFECTLY GOOD MC AND RUINED HIMWe just ripped off a man's leg, How is he ruined?>The major point of this adventure was to secure the lab without detection.We can still get the lab though, who cares if we were detected or not?The quest gets challenging and you immediately give up?
>>2767677>still using light discordSeriously, how are you not blind?
>>2767989You have weak eyes man, do you fucking buckle when it's sunny outside, because your screen isn't much brighter. A lamp gives off more light
>>2767931>ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?!?Ahahahah, it never stops being funny.I'm gonna take a shoot in the dark and bet that Entropy will be the one that's saves the situation. If I remember correctly, as Alabaster he was able to bring back someone from death once a year and he had some other shitty healing spells.
>>2768000It'd be healthy to see if he has a healing spell. Then we could rip Loozar's other leg off and then he'll die from blood loss while we go fight mammon.
>>2767994Even the guys that run discord have to wear eye protection when they test the light background you masochistic madman
>>2767972I mean I'm with you, but Loozar's gonna CRAB BATTLE us in honoraburu combat. Neutralizing him from the field, a la death, KO, or immobility seems like the primary hurdle to trying to stop Mammon.
>>2768028If that's the case then Loozar's HP is max 322 from dying. As his HP is Max 560 (500 from 100 CON times 5, plus the natural size HP of 60) and we first did 38 damage to his head then ripped his leg off for 200 damage. if it's something like his strength then his HP is at 197. The ability of using his own leg as a weapon means we could keep him at a distance with it. And basically dark souls broken sword him. I'm open to other ideas though. Like checking if Entropy has a healing spell so we can tank another hit then just rip the dudes other leg off. Or Hell, rip his head off.
>>2768028Is anyome else for keeping loozar's soul after this? I like him, even if he'll likely never be as powerful as he was alive, a reanimated human sized abomination with loozar's soul would be a cool companion.
>>2768050Shoot man, I wanna use his body meat for things. Either making a GIANT MINION or for multiple smaller ones, or hell using the meat to meatify our skeletons, I'm up for it. I'd also be up for just reviving him and then keeping him alive using Wondervan's tech so he doesn't have a WILL cost.
>>2767985We have a broken spine and are lying in a pool of our own blood. Better hope we can B4B it back
>>2768050doesn't sound bad, but we gotta kill him first before we can rez him and have him join the fold. Diplomancy already failed horribly for us.>>2768059As stated before, our best defense is only going to be a strong offense. We tried dicking around and it backfired horribly. Once we transform out of this form, we lose the ability to regain this 'property/reality bend' in any future uses of OWN form. So we best get rid of Loozar first, then we can transform out to heal or whatever on the way to fight Mammon.
>>2768084>doesn't sound bad, but we gotta kill him first before we can rez him and have him join the foldOh don't worry I know, killing and rezzing him is way easier since he'll get his warrior's death AND be reborn as a completely loyal undead minion, rather than trying to force diplomacy. Hell I'm for taking the souls of any enemies worth keeping, and use thrm as we see fit.
So forgive me if I'm missing something but could we use King's tax to permanently steal loozars strength? Making his -1 would probably kill him under his own weight and we'd get a massive free boost to our strength permanently.
>>2768258OK. How are we gonna beat his DC considering it's at minimum 150 and our WILL is max 32?
>>2768263We beat all DCs in this form don't we?
>>2768266Oh, so how are we going to cast the spell in this form then, considering we can't cast spells in giga-forms.
>>2768258>>2768266We can't use spells in this form and we have to use Fury of a Burning Soul before using King's Tax. Take off the form and now the DC is back.
>>2768258Problem is you need to use fury of the burning heart first and the DC would be way too much for our will to beat. We could beat the DC in own form, but you can't use magic in OWN form normally
>>2768271Heart. Fury of a Burning Heart.
>>2768258How may times are we gonna go over this?>We cannot use "Fury of the Burning Heart" on Loozar because.>We cannot cast spells while on Giga Form>His Level is too high for the Formula to succeed.>His Armor provides him with Immunity to Magical Attacks.
>>2768268>>2768271>>2768274Ah didn't know that. Well that explains why no one mentioned it.
>>2768278It was mentioned and argued over multiple times the last two threads actually.
It’ll be alright. We’re at one of those parts of the story where everything is bad. Just keep going and it’ll get better as long as we work at it. Yeet.
>>2768277That last one is wrong, he is immune to magic mental attacks, and its his helmet.
>>2768401Honestly? I mainly just lurk and read the story posts so I missed it. Kinda sucks how useless a lot of our abilities seem to be lately.
>>2768615That's what happens when you fight near god level enemies at level 15.
>>2768628Shadow is a near God level enemy? We've kinda been getting pushed around since season 2 started.
>>2768646>Shadow is a near God level enemy?Super Shadow kind of yeah, even regular shadow would be a really fucking tough fight.
>>2768268>>2768271>>2768274We're going to have to leave OWN form when we go to heal (unless someone else can heal us) and in such a scenario I'd like to restate >>2766913which would make that option possible
Spells are banned but no DC means no DC.Meats as Good as Mortar.We don't need Blood 4 Blood when we can just regenerate ourself. Normally rebuilding ourself would be some ludicrously high DC but not now.Remake ourself back into an undamaged form Then unmake Loozar
>>2768851Better option, remake ourselves to an undamaged form, by using Loozar.
>>2768859Maybe modify our physiology using his own as a template and get some massive con and str boosts? We know Luna has a massive repository of biological information from trillions of species. She should know a few tricks to give us some unbreakable bones, redundant organs, etc etc. We can still look human if we want but baseline human is too squishy.
>>2768882This can only end in good things, FoBH wont work in our form as is, BUT, that doesn't mean we cant brute force and fucking eat the physical stats of a target.
>>2768882>>2768851>>2768885What suggests this is possible?
>>2769008No DC, we can blood for blood his insides without the cap, and eat his ass hard enough to perma buff us. Remember, we made a cheese rule. We just need to dodge the next attack somehow, I recommend just throwing ourselves in Loozars's severed leg, chew our way through that while he tries to hurt himself, which would be his own dc against himself, at the very least mitigating damage to us, then we alien our way out his kneecap and into his chest. Proceed to munch. Or mulch, whichever comes first.
>>2769008Here's how its possible.From Anon's Sheet under SKILLS not Spells>“MEAT'S AS GOOD AS MORTAR WHEN THE RIGHT MASON IS INVOLVED”>One of Luna’s old adages. Grisly, and full of unnatural practicality.>Anonymous can make minor alterations to still living flesh.>Adding a new body part/Reattaching an old one.>Inducing the growth of scar tissue to stop bleeding or mend wounds.>Sharpening and growth of nails/claws.>Undoing these changes is complicated and even more dangerous than attempting them.The skill does carry the "minor" alterations but Luna has the knowledge and wisdom to guide our actions.Think of it like that scene in Ghost but in this case Luna is Patrick Swayze and instead of clay its loozar's screaming flesh.A skill has a DC check on it but right now, in OWN form, we aren't subject to DC'sLoozar is crippled and so are we, but we awash in freshly spilled blood.We can simply invoke this skill using the ocean of blood as a connection point and invoke the skillMammon is disengaging with Luna to go after Wondervon. Susan, Jackie and Entropy can hold him off long enough for Anon and Luna to essentially upgrade ourselves.
>>2769025A nice idea. But currently we are fused with Muscles. Would the alteration change stay when we unfuse or it would mutilate us, or even letting us stuck in this form. Maybe if we use it only to heal us.
>>2769116That's the thing. We can over-complicate it as much as possible so long as we stay within that single skill. Think of it like each clause is an added DC. We know anon stays somewhat...independent within the fused form as with Bloodfeast when we open the mouth. We have the two most powerful experts on fleshcrafting, Luna with her experience and muscles with his instinct and we are all connected on a deep and fundamental level.There is no reason why we couldn't shift around with those controls in mind.
SESSION START!https://youtu.be/ViIWrFABZmQ>Who are you?>A story book character?>A figure in a game?>No>You are Anonymoushttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd>You are at 4 hpLO: "LOOZAR thinks this is just about finished!">In front of you is the biggest fucker of mothers you've ever witnessed>LOOZAR>The invincible king of WAR PLANET>You've ripped off one of his legs>So he started walking on his arms>Good thing he has three of them>His third arm is raised up toward the exploded ceiling of this arenaLO: "Come, little mayun!">He takes on a weird looking stancehttps://youtu.be/z95d62Ixw_kA: "Enough with the t-">Your throat jumps>Smoke erupts from your eye socketsA: "Th- That stance!">Muscles wants you to just punch him>Punch him with his own leg>You are currently holding LOOZAR's leg>With your shredded, ruined arms>You try to standA: "AH! FUCK. MY BACK!">An interview robot comes down???: "Please state your injury."A: "Mah BACK. Is BROKE."???: "Please state the nature of your injury."A: "SPINAL.">This sucks so fucking bad>HP is sort of ephemeral>Structural damage tho>Shit is realMa: "Where are you, father?"W: "Vat vas zat?"Su: "Shuddup. Shtop finking."W: "You ask fish to shtop schwimmink?"J: "Wow. I -literally- can't understand anyone here."B: "Bork!"J: "Except the good boi.">Deep down below>Near a secret laboratory>Your friends are hiding in a tesseract maze>Hoping to be discovered>By a monsterously powerful sorcerer>You've got yourself into this messL: "Anonymous."A: "Mom?"L: "We have to get out.">Now get out>You are 4 hp>You are holding LOOZAR's leg>You are in OWN FORM>The form is at max power>Anon ignores all difficulty challenges.>Anon cannot beat saving throws.What do?
>>2769778Mammon is headed towards our friends and allies. If we don't make it there before him we won't be able to protect them from his Mental Blasts like the one he used on us.We should warn them that Mammon is headed their way, first of all.We need to get outta here ASAP, Susan can cut a portal for us and pull us and Luna through while we can throw Loozar's leg back at him with enough strength to defeat him or severely damage him even further, but we definitely need to get back with Wondervon, Susan, Jackie and Entropy before Mammon gets to them.Once we get there Entropy might be able to heal us, and we can use Mind Scream to fight off Mammon's spells.I really don't want to think about what could happen if we don't get there in time.There is no time to waste!
>>2769778>MEAT IS OUR MORTAR>LOOZAR HAS HUGE GUTS>OUR BACK IS BROKEN BUT MUSCLES HAS NO BONES>LUNA SHOW ME HOW ONE CAN SCULPT WITH FLESH>MUSCLES, TAKE US INTO HIS MEAT AND LET US CONSUME IT>MEAT'S AS GOOD AS MORTAR>DCS ARE MEANING LESS>Use muscles to punch the ground and launch us into Loozar's flesh where he cannot reach>Burrow deep Reshape our form using his body while inside it>Muscles has to have some passive racial trait that lets him invade flesh >Heal our form and then evolve it HIS FLESH SERVES A HIGHER PURPOSE NOW
>>2769778Spear Loozar with the leg and get the fuck outta dodge to our friends
>>2769778Warn our friends that we changed the laws of the universe, that some fucker is going their way, and RIP THIS FUCKER HUGE GUTS!
>>2769778Whatever the fuck we gonna do, we should keep distance by using the sharp end of Loozar's foot to keep him from us. That thing has to be like a mile long or something. Meaning we won't be hitted.
>>2769784So.Throw Loozar's leg at him as hard as you can.Mind Read Susan to get her to Cut a portal for us and pull us through with Luna.>>2769791I like the idea you've got, but we really don't have time to test it out. We've no clue how fast can Mammon get there so we cannot waste a single turn here.>>2769799Even if we could kill Loozar in one hit I very much don't think we could do this from our position WITHOUT dying.We're at 4 HP and our back is clearly so fucked up we can barely move.Pick yer fights smart. Our friends are counting on us.
>>2769812Well Loozar still has one leg left, so we can't call him De-feet-ed yet to claim the crown. Mammon has to get there first so we have a moment. Entropy and Jackie with Susan and the rest of the Bone rabble should be able to delay Mammon.>Also Ask Wondervon if he put in a kill-phrase into Mammon.
>>2769778Supporting >>2769791Adding>telepathically warn susan and company of Mammon coming after themWithout DCs the difficulty of working with living flesh isn't holding us back, and we need to heal up without reverting back to our normal form to cast magic. Hopefully Loozar's alien flesh is more than enough to patch up and replace anon's damaged flesh.
>>2769817He can instakill them.
GUYS LUNA WANTS US TO GET OUT OF HERE. LUNA IS AFRAID FOR OUR SURVIVAL.
>>2769817>Entropy and Jackie with Susan and the rest of the Bone rabble should be able to delay Mammon.They literally cannot though.Quest specifically said they have nothing to defend themselves against Mammon's Mental Attacks (the attack that practically immediately fucked us up and would've been our death sentence had Luna not intervened). Luna was the only one keeping him from doing more of those to us, and we cannot help right now.>>2769822>>2769817Luna is literally the one saying we need to PULL OUT right now, not star and fight.
>>2769826Everything can Instakill them, but we can't help them crippled. Entropy and Wondervon could hold him off for a round or two. We can rebuild our body and pop in with inversion up and do a much better job of running defense. Also...as edgy as it sounds, if our allies die we can bring them back to life.
>>2769835HE CAN GRIND THEIR SOULS TO DUST.
>>2769778>>2769835>>2769791>>2769817Stay and fight!Tis but a flesh wound
>>2769834A mental attack takes time and he's arrogant, he isn't going to just waste them. We can Mindscream to break his attack easily, but we have to heal first, and not just heal but repair.
>>2769840NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T. LUNA WAS HOLDING HIM BACK FROM US.OUR FRIENDS WILL BE FUCKED.
>>2769835>Everything can Instakill them, but we can't help them crippled. Entropy and Wondervon could hold him off for a round or two.THEY CANNOT.Wondervon needs to finish solving the puzzle And Entropy doesn't have the skills or the level to fight a level 50 Sorceror.Only Luna can do it and we need to be there to protect them.>>2769840>A mental attack takes timeNo it doesn't. What ass did you pull that out of?Mammon easily disabled us with his fucking Brain Sludgie attack. LUna was the only one that could stop him.>and he's arrogant,He has been trying to get into the lab for 500 years.if you think he's gonna waste any time in getting there you're wring.>>2769838It's not about US.It's about OUR ALLIES.
>>2769847>>2769855>Luna severed our connection to break off his attack and then was harassing him. He doesn't have his future sight and will be overly cautious and has an interest in Wondervon and the gate. He's going to take hostages and take his time with Wondervon. Mammon also has to get to the gate. We have a round to repair our spine and off Loozar from inside.
Time to count.
>>2769784>>2769805Fuckit, supporting this. Sure.
>>2769861He has literally no reason to take hostages.If we don't go right now they are probably gonna have their brains turned into a fucking pink smoothie.
>>2769866Only Wondervon can repair the gate, also Mammon is his son.We have a round or two. Also we could just have Susan and Co scissor portal out for the moment.
Rolled 7 (1d10)A: "...WAR PLANET!">The crowd is weeping from your psychic attack earlier>Anon pants>Still halfway crippled>The bot asks???: "Are you willing to still fight?"A: "Gimme a mic."LO: "Hwat are yhew doing!"A: "I need a mic!"LO: "HEENOUGH HWORDS! FIGHT ME!">He resumes his crooked stance>Ready for youA: "...">Anon looks at the leg>Then at Loozar>Then at the leg>Then at LoozarA: "This planet is so -fucking- cool."LO: "I KNOW!"A: " https://youtu.be/zM3gQ2ZFcUs ">Anon has no DC for this ranged attack>He throws the leg>With enough force to create a small sonic boom>Yeet echoes across the cosmos>HoweverLO: "YES!">Loozar's stance>It wasn't an attack>His huge hand opens>He drops to the ground>Ready to...>Catch>He own>FootRoll dex.Muscles' dex.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2769903
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2769903>Roll dex.>Muscles' dex.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>2769903YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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Rolled 6 + 17 (1d20 + 17)>>2769903>L: "Anonymous.">A: "Mom?">L: "We have to get out.>>Now get out>Doesn't get out.God fucking.Fuck fuck fuck you fuck fuck you fucking fuck.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)>>2769903>>2769914My friend.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>2769903roll
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2769903yyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>2769917>>2769917The winner...>13 + 7 = 20>>2769914+2>22 total>Unfortunately>Loozar is the high king of WAR PLANET>Who has levels in many>MANY>Martial classes>He has feats beyond measure>Such as the Monk one>Where you catch projectiles and return themLO: "HERE COMES THE FYAST BALLLLL SPECIAL!">Time to dipA: "SUSAN FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING SHIT GET ME OUTTA HERE!"Su: "Hwah?">Down below in the tesseract maze>The walls begin to glow red>Wondervon looks up from his calculations>His goggles drop down onto his noseW: "He'sh here..."Ma: "Father.">The voice echoes throughout the chamber>Mammon's voice>Projected broad into the minds of every creature he can reachMa: "I missed you.">Everyone grabs the sides of their skull>Bow slams his into the wall as he struggles to try and chew everyone to bits>He is still acting like a dinosaurMa: "Where is Olson?"W: "AAAH! Don't zink of our position! Don't!"A: "Susan!">The leg is headed right back at yah>Spikes gleaming>Velocity gaining>Susan rolls her saving throw>To save your sorry hide>She readies the scissorsHer roll in this post.
>>2769950did we already think of their position?
MINDSCREAM YOU IDIOT
>>2769950>>2769950TWENTYEIGHTSu: "I down't...need. Mah bwain. To be a HEWO!">SHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRIIIIIIPhttps://youtu.be/WI0mSEzttx8>The portal opens>Underneath you>Just in timeA: "Later, Loozars.">As you fall into the hole>The boot and it's leg>Soar past your cheek>Like a bullet train>CHOO >CHOOOOOO>BOOM!>The leg smashes into the wall just behind you>The crowd is an explosion of cheers>As the dust flies>You hear LOOZAR screamingLO: "THAT'S RIGHT, BAYBAY! HAILLLL TO THE KING!"C: "LOOZAR!"C: "LOOZAR!"C: "LOOZAR!C: "LOOZAR!"LO: "The once! Future and ALWAYS Champion!!">You are in a cube shaped room>A portal is in the ceiling>Confetti is raining down into the portal>You've landed in a pair of strong, sticc arms>Susan is holding you>You still can barely move except for your arms>You're still at four HPSu: "Anown...howy shit."A: "I know."Su: "Why awe you so fucking stewpid?"A: "I know."Su: "We couwd have juwst shnuck in if we bouwght tickets."A: "Shut UP Susan I need healing!">The door to this chamber you've landed in bangs>Once>Twice>Thrice>Someone is knockingW: "Oh, Mercy..."Ma: "Father. I have found you.">Mammon's here>Just outside the door>All of your remaining skeletons are holding Bow down>Wondervon has notes on what door to take next>He has narrowed it to three>Jackie is here>She is keeping Bow somewhat calm as well>She won't stop staring at your monstrous mutant body>Or your wounds>Hard to tell>Entropy has stepped up>Leveled his horn at the doorEn: "I wanted LOOZAR...">It glows with ominous powerEn: "You will do, corrupted one."What do?
>>2769977Leave OWN form, NOW! And ask someone to donate blood so we can not be dead. Then prepare to scream our fucking heads off with mindscream. Then put up inversion.
>>2769983This. Also can we use that form at will or it has some requeriments to activate it?
>>2769977"EVERYBODY STAND THE FUCK DOWN!""YOU, MAMMON, THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE WANT."
>>2769983>>2769989>>2769977WE CAN ONLY DO ONE ACTON AT A TIME.MIND SCREAM NOWHEAL LATER AFTER WE'RE INSIDE
>>2769994The stronger the opponent, the more powerful this form becomes. The higher the level the more traits unlocked.2x: Combines WILL and STR (for SP and POW DC Rolls).3x: Ignore physical damage immunity.4x: Cannot take more than STR+WILL SP in damage.5x: Anon’s level: Write 1 new ability or change to AnonMust be 5 words max (No numbers).Must be different each time.The opposite occurs as well (with same limits)
TRY DIPLOMACY FIRSTMINDSCREAM IF HE TRIES ANYTHING FUNNYWE COULD FORGE AN ALLIANCE IF WE CAN HEAL THE FAMILIAL FRICTION
>>2769977MINDSCREAMThen you know have someone heal us.We need health, and time.Having our mommy here too would be nice but god damn I'll take what we can get.
>>2770005>TRY DIPLOMACY FIRSTNO! THAT'S DUMB!
>>2769977Mind Scream into him or press a mind reading to kill him. Choose the option Luna thinks would work best.
>>2769997FINE! I DON'T CARE! I JUST WANT THE THINGS I LISTED DONE BEFORE SOMEONE DIES! THAT SOMEONE INCLUDES US!
>>2770007YOU GO LOUD AND ITS ALL OVERMAMMON IS STANDING THEREENTROPY IS LOADING UPTHIS IS A STANDOFF UNTIL SOMEONE SHOOTS FIRST.WE WANT ONE THINGTO TAKE THE TESSERACT AND LEAVE MAMMON MIGHT JUST WANT TO GLOAT AT WONDERVONIF WE GO LOUD THEN WE LOSE INTELWE CAN SCREAM IN A MOMENTS NOTICE TRY TO DEESCALATE
>>2769977Fucking grab the closest thing we can willing or not and b4b them
>>2769997FUCKING WONDERVONGE US IN THAT FUCKING BUNKER RIGHT NOWI DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY REUNIONJUST GO
>>2770014He wants access to the work shop.
Now. To the count.
>>2770023>>2770006>>2769997WE ARE FUCKING DYING AND OUR MIND SCREAM WILL DO SHITLEAVE OWN FORM AND HEAL, OR MAKE SOMEONE ELSE HEAL USWE ARE NO USE TO ANYONE DEAD
Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d10)https://youtu.be/YhcoLO8vZZU>Bang>Bang>BANG!W: "Retrodoor! Double lockdown protocol!">The door begins to whirMa: "I cast...knock.">The whirring stops>SKRRRRRRRRRR>The door>Begins to openW: "Foul SORCERY!"A: "Everybody."Su: "Yeah?"A: "Move your bodies. Susan. Point me at the door.">Susan turns you>Puts you up on your knees>OWN form slips away>The armored skin dissolves>The fire leaves your eyes and mouth>Muscles sinks>Back into his natural state>When he returns to it>You're left nearly broken>Nearly beaten>You still aren't dead however>Broken body or not>You won't give up>Not now>Not everA: "Wondy...get us in the right fucking. Door.">You look at Jackie>She looks out of breath too>You shrugA: "Shoulda healed first...cover your ears.">Jackie doesn't cover anything>She takes her hands off of Bow>Shoves her arm in his mouth>Bow bites down>Hard>Her blood splatters across the room>Stains Susan's hairSu: "Dash hawt.">Jackie runs over to you>Huddles just behind your backJa: "Luna.">A pair of pink eyes form on the opposite side of your headJa: "How do the words go?">Luna is silent>Then>She smiles>You inhale>Your lungs burn from blisters lining your throat>You aren't this body>You are Anonymous>You>Are>Your>WILL>Just before MIND SCREAM goes off>The door opens>Mammon's eyes gleam as one of his wings begins to spread>He sees Wondervon>All of his grinning skulls>Dipped in steel and silver>Open wide>He points his hand to the Mole ManMa: "Death..."Roll WILLTake advantage.
Rolled 19, 20 = 39 (2d20)>>2770091
Rolled 1, 19 = 20 (2d20)>>2770091
Rolled 15, 5 = 20 (2d20)>>2770091FUCK OFF YOU SON OF A MOOOLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rolled 8, 18 = 26 (2d20)>>2770091We got this
Rolled 15, 5 = 20 (2d20)>>2770091
Rolled 20, 9 = 29 (2d20)>>2770091GET THE FUCK OF MY PALS YOU FAGGOT WIZARD
Rolled 13, 13 = 26 (2d20)>>2770091
Rolled 8, 2 = 10 (2d20)>>2770091
Rolled 6, 13 = 19 (2d20)>>2770091
Rolled 18, 19 = 37 (2d20)>>2770091
Rolled 12, 18 = 30 (2d20)>>2770091>LETS GO
Rolled 18, 2 = 20 (2d20)>>2770091We can get MORE 20s
Rolled 12, 8 = 20 (2d20)>>2770091
Rolled 2, 19 = 21 (2d20)>>2770091Ultimate power
Rolled 2, 9 = 11 (2d20)>>2770091
>>2770091One more 20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2770091EAT A DICK NIGGA
COME ON19+15+20+20 =38ONE MORE 20 AND WE CAN ROUND UP TO 40
Rolled 13, 17 = 30 (2d20)>>2770153Oh fuck>>2770091
>>2770165IT'S "dice 2d20 + 19" ON THE OPTIONS BOXTWO MINUTES
Rolled 4, 9 = 13 (2d20)>>2770091
>>2770165forgot the dice
Rolled 2, 14 = 16 (2d20)>>2770091
>>2770165"dice 2d20"in the options section mate
>>2770091We can do it. Roll if you havent
Rolled 11, 20 = 31 (2d20)>>2770091Ayayaya
Rolled 1 (1d10)I shall reroll the 6...
>>2770176>>2770179Wow. We would have had a 20
Rolled 19, 15 = 34 (2d20)
>>2770179>>2770176There are two pictures you need to see.The first is this one.Where you see the final roll.Legit 27 seconds away from being outside the rolling period.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2770091
>>2770188>>2770188The second is this one.Describing Mammon's Stats.Specifically his SPELL POWER.Which creates the DC you need to reach. Or defeat. In order to stop him from casting DEATH on Wondervon.>>2770102>>2770102The winner...15>+WILL of 19>34>>2770098+236.>>2770107+238.>>2770179+2...Fucking 40.God damnit, Anon.L: "I love you."A: " https://youtu.be/iT8xt6XDs_U?t=7 "Ma: "Wh-">AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHE METAL SKELETON SOARS BACKWARDHIS MAGIC REFLECTEDHIS POWERNOU-EDRIGHT INTO HIS SMILING THREE HEADED FACEMa: "PALTRY. TRICKS.">He snaps his fingers>Becomes weightlessMa: "CounterSPELL!">Ha>ahaha>Mindscream is psionic>While OWN form can't use it>It's All Anon>All Human>Mind Scream ain't no fucking spellcont
>>2770091Jackie is fantastic.
>>2770215>>2770215A: " https://youtu.be/TAEtHVRvV68 ">Mammon stares into the epicenter of your power>Your mouth>He doesn't step>He hovers toward you>His wings closed tight to fight off the wind resistance>Blood is pouring out of your mouth>Your nose>You stay at 4 hp>You're alive>Because Jackie is feeding you her blood>As her ears explode from the noise>The Slaaneshi worship nearly overcomes everyone present>Your bones feel like they're turning to powder>Wondervon gets 28 on his int checkW: "ZAT ONE!">Susan grabs the door>Yanks it open with a 26 strength checkSu: "Get in!">Your friends rush into the darkness>All except Jackie>Entropyand>You>Your throat finally stops burning out with magic power>You can't breathe if you keep this up>Jackie can't keep feeding you and be safe>Mammon has collected himselfMa: "You have proven -quite- the equation. I will enjoy resolving you in pieces.">His eyes glow red>The separation laser>He is going to cast itWhat do you fucking do?
>>2770215>>Mind Scream ain't no fucking spellI stand corrected but also how?
>>2770218INVERSION! CAST IT TO REFLECT IT AT HIM!!!!
>>2770218Hold Jackie close and cast INVERSION.
>>2770220Is psionic, diferent kind of power.
>>2770220IT COMES FROM INSIDE.
>>2770221CAST THE ULTIMATE NO UINVERSIONTHEN WALK UP AND PUNCH THAT NERD IN THE MOUTH>>2770218https://youtu.be/NPozvc75PoE?t=114
>>2770218Make sure to leave after
>>2770218JUST IN CAST THIS DOESN'T WORKLOOK OVER AT JACKIETHE WOMAN THAT LOVES USEVEN NOWPOURING OUT HER LIFE BLOOD FOR USDEAFENED LOOK HER IN THE EYES AND MOUTH"I LOVE YOU"
>>2770244Make sure to leave after casting inversion. So he can't retaliate.
>>2770253Let's not and say we didno distractionsdistractions = death
>>2770215OK.STAY BETWEEN MAMMON AND EVERYONE, KEEP JACKIE CLOSE TO US.We gonna cast INVERSION, then use the bubble as a shield to cover everyone while Jackie helps us get into the Lab AND everyoen gets in.
>>2770218Holy shit, I go to the movies with my family and then come back to fucking this. You glorious bastard, I was legit worried I would come back to a GAME OVER. Supporting >>2770227 / >>2770221
GUYSMAMMONS CON IS 55!We can just slow walk up to him and PUNCH HIM TO DEATH
>>2770328AFTER we cast inversion. Then we kill him.
>>2770335Yeah, like we did for Spielberg. The long March as he struggles and we end him.
time to count
>>2770355>>2770335>>2770328Need to remind you' we're at 4 HP and a slap on our face might kill us?Sure, we can get a good kick in, but next turn he'd have us dead or one of our allies.
>>2770359That's why we're casting inversion. It will give us six free turns from being hit.
>>2770359Inversion = shield
What did the fans think of Anon?
What are the chances we could blood for blood Mammon after inversion?
>>2770396None.He's a fucking robot (it seems).Also, he might cast Counter-Spell and THAT will fuck us up.
>>2770399No counterspell when you cast FIST
>>2770399Co,pletly a robot? Shit.
>>2770408Wondervon worked tirelessly to create artificial life. mammon is one of his sons, an incomplete one I think. Very odd however is this.Artificial life cannon use magic. Dirt life, so to speak, cannot use magic as they have no magical soul from which to draw from.So the question is, who gave Mammon magic.
>>2770438What a nice big fat assumption
>>2770438Deal with the devil.
>>2770438>Artificial life cannot use magicEver heard of magic fucking robots?
>>2770444where is the assumption?As far as the entire universe is concerned, living things have a magical soul and as such can use magic. Its almost a universal constant.Life, sentient life, cannot exist without a magical soul. Wondervon created life without a magical soul and people from earth don't have magical souls. Neither Olson nor Anon can do magic without some sort of patron.This means that Mammon has to have some sort of patron to cast magic or isn't a fully magic soulless robot, which I find hard to believe wondervon resorted to.>>2770455I don't know, have we seen any other magical robots?
>>2770460That you even know WHAT Mammon is.
>>2770438Well, given his interest in Olson... it would make sense that he was incomplete. What's the one thing Olson has that all of Wondervon's other attempts lacked? Something he was truly proud of with the big lug? If memory serves, I believe it was the ability to truly *learn* ... and if that's the case, then there's a limit to Mammons ability to truly improve him/itself. But that's also a pretty big assumption
>>2770438>>2770455Just remember Clarke's Third Law>"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." So what we see as magic could just be tech
>>2770464>That you even know WHAT Mammon is.He's Wondervon's son. Wondervon has insinuated that he hasn't produced biological offspring. It's a very safe assumption that Mammon is artificial in nature. >>2770477I'd buy that, but Mammon is casting spells and counterspells. Death is a pretty high level spell.>>2770465I'd agree with this. He speaks of completing the equation and dissection. It's quite possible that he's cobbled together his own soul from the avalanche of bodies Warworld produces. Souls, magical ones, wouldn't be that hard to get.
>>2770482>What is adoptionShit, we're not Luna's biological son and she's our Mom, so we must be a robot.
>>2770477I mean. That -would- be the case in most fantasy setting, but I believe in this one Magic is more of a "4th Wall Reality Bending" thingery.Either way, I don't believe you don't need to be alive to use magic.You just need to have a soul, and Luna has told us it' possible to put magic in inorganic containers, like Gems.
>>2770482>>2770497Just keeping possibilities open. Actually once we're done here, what should we do next? Relax? Figure the ins and outs of War Planet?
>>2770502Talk with Luna, clean up, bring back all the people we lost, etc etc.
>>2770502RelaxLet Wondervon (Chaperoned by Susan if she's up for it) figure out War Planet while we make sure shit's copacetic with Jackie, and then probably be fuckin' lazy for a bit.
>>2770502Give Loozar the fight he deserves
>Unanimous votesWell -that- is rare.Are they getting any smarter?Would that matter to you?It doesn't matter at all.Of course.>His eyes have spotted the enemy>You>Anonymous McMoot>What sort of story is this?>You're no hero>Right?>You don't -really- care>About anything>Anyone>Right?>Isn't this all a game?A: "This isn't a goddamn game..."Ma: "Of course it is.">All three skulls zero in on youMa: "....and I win.">Mammon casts his splitting beam>Anon casts inversion>SKZZZRRRRRRRRRRRZT>The red beam bounces off>Hits Mammon>Square in his chestINVERSION SHIELD LOSES 2 HPTHE SHIELD IS NOW AT 11 HP>The beam strikes Mammon>Refracts through his bones>Metal drips from him>His feather moltMa: "...what...are your powers?">He grows.>A spell designed to split things into their base components>Has now reversed>Fusing Mammon into more of his own components>Alien metals fuse to him>Bone dust flies out from underneath the door behind you>The Fun has doubled>As has Mammon's height>He is now stooped in the doorwayA: "Jackie.">You're holding her>Your heart>Is numb>This shield can protect you>Yet it stifles all emotion>Mammon is now HUGE size class>He lumbers toward you both>Raises his metal hand as his eyes glistencont
>>2770644>>2770644Ma: "Fair is fair. I don't understand you. You can -never- comprehend what I am.">His fist drops>12>Tfw no strenf>Entropy leaps in the way>His horn gleams>The fist crashes into a 20 total spell>The first erupts from Entropy's spell as 5 fists>That smash into the walls>nearly crush you and Jackie's skulls>Mammon withdraws his armMa: "Why must you resist?"E: "You existence disgusts me."A: "I have to have more...">Mammon staresMa: "Perhaps we -could- understand each other."A: "I don't want that.">You look at him>Nothing in your eyesA: "I want everything you have. Nothing that you are."Ma: "...why?"A: "Because I can do -better- with it."E: "Run, Anonymous."A: "No.">Jackie is weeping>Your spell>It's robber her of her spiritJa: "You change for everyone else...why won't you change for me?"A: "I change to get what I want."Ja: "So you don't want me?"A: "I need you...I -want- you to stay alive."Ma: "Touching.">Mammon grabs either side of your shield>His six eyes glitter>He's scanning you>Picking apart your magic>This isn't a projectile>It simply worksMa: " nineteen will...two souls...a construct limb. Admonishable Charisma. Admirable Constitution.">This knowledge instead refracts into you>You can see his stats>You can see what he isA: "65 intelligence. 65 Charisma...">Anonymous blinksA: "What are these numbers?"Ma: "Pieces to the great game."cont
>>2770646>>2770646>Mammon cocks his bird-like head to the side>His chest caw-caws as he explainsMa: "I was made with penultimate perception. Using alloys I manufactured with both magical prowess and science...I can see them all. All the numbers. Every facet of the world.">You can feel the smile his lipless head cannot makeMa: "All reality falls to this. The number. The count. Numbers who's only meaning is inherent. Who's only purpose is to increase. Or vanish."A: "Nothing matters but getting more.">You feel Jackie's hand on your faceJa: "No.">No?Ja: "Numbers don't mean anything...">She shouldn't be able to feelJa: "You do."LO: "HAYloh there!">You look up>Loozar is peeking down through the portalLO: "You escape me YET AGAIN!"Ma: "He is a -slippery- child."LO: "...child?">You have been found>You are now trapped>Entropy rushes for Mammon>Jams his horn into his ribcage>Mammon sees the spell building inside of himMa: "Blink.">He swaps positions using a teleportation spell>He goes from in front of Entropy to beside him>By trading places>With you>Entropy casts Star Fall>A hail of shooting stars erupts from his horn>All into your shield>Then outward>At Jackie>Entropy>and MammonMa: "Spell Reflect."cont
>>2770647>>27706475+13+4+12+6+15+15+3+17+14+17+12+7+8+7+8+2+16+13+3>Odd for healing>Even for Damage>As the balls of light bounce between you and Mammon>Your shield is shredded>It negates the first 5 hits however>The next 15 are split between the 4 of you in the room>1-5 Anon>6-10 Jackie>11-15 Entropy>16-20 Mammon15,15 Both heal Mammon.3 Heals Anon17 Heals Mammon14 Damages Entropy17 Heals Mammon12 Damages Entropy7,8.7,8 Heals then damages Jackie just as much2 Damages Anon16 Damages Mammon13 Heals Entropy3 Heals Anoncont
>>2770652ANON IS AT 16 HP>Jackie's armor is blackened.>Her HP was low before.>She's been ravaged by star fire.>Her hands are dark seared blisters>Her chest rises and falls with barely any movement>Entropy>Is gone>The starlight overtook his body>Erased him from existence>His soul collapsed>Into his glass-like horn>It floats in the air>Motionless>lifeless>Conflicted by it's mish-mash of energiesA: "You..."Ma: "Behold.">Mammons hands spread>As do his wingsMa: "The power of the infinite calculation."A: "YOU SONNOVA BITCH!"Ma: "I am the son of a man who played god."A: "I AM GOING TO END YOU."Ma: "You are just like him."SESSION END!NEXT SESSION!NEXT SATURDAY!7:00pm US CENTRAL TIME!Stay tuned, folks.Thanks to the power of Patreon pals we are going to have a LIVE session with the meme mama herself.The summoning is nearly complete.If she can be brought to -this- world in some fashion...What other horrors lie just beyond the pale?Patreon for bonus content and sneaky peakshttps://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620Discord for pal interaction and off-thread shitpostshttps://discord.gg/x25nAShTwitter for sessh announcements and memeshttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuestI threw up like three times today.Stay fucking blesstLove,fucking Quest.
>>2770654Don't dieI gotta know if we break up with Jackie
>>2770652>>2770652Clarification those 15s mean Entropy is currently living at slightly more HP than before stay blesst.E: " https://youtu.be/OMm1RLF32ig "bless.
>>2770654How/where did you want us to pose questions to Luna?
>>2770680>>2770680Via this email, pal.HirsuteMonster@gmail.comor right here!I suggest you pick something fun and uncomplicated. As the pink moon draws ever closer. Perhaps even by... next week.
>>2770686Ok, i'll shoot/Luna, what is the best cake recipe?
We're not running.We probably can't runWe're not in combat with LoozarEntropy is aliveJackie is aliveWe can cast inversion againWe have friends, maybe even friends who'll let us B4B them>>2770215 Mammon has no STR stat and crucicrush rolls vs STR, it's basically guaranteed to hit, not sure if being immobilized will stop his casting thoughThere's probably something Entropy and Jackie could do to help here we out number him 3 to Mammon has low con and seemingly no dex, casting dark star may very well shred him How is the best way to go about this?
>>2770733Walk away from warworld
>>2770733 it's basically guaranteed to hit. Counter spell is a thing Anon.
>>2770686So... perhaps I just missed it somewhere along the line, but much of season 1 was our quest for obtaining our wand, an extension of Anon, his past, he desires, his will, culminating into our trusty Saxophone, Butter Johnson. Did Luna ever have a wand or a focus? What form did it take? We ab-libbed some of our material components... did Lunas do the cooking by the book or did she also mix and match?>>2770733>We can cast inversion again>A spell designed to split things to their base components has now reversedIf we do, it could compound our issues. Can we redirect the reflection? Otherwise, couldn't we simply mindscream and follow it up with a good old bashing in of his head with our vorpal Wand. 5 (now 10?) CON only, right?
no matter what actual action we take, we should say "loozar is a bitch who's hiding because he knows we'd fucking destroy him and mammon at the same along, whiny paraplegic is probably crying because can't walk no more, it's pathetic the champion of this planet is losing to a kid with no idea what the fuck he's even doing"Getting back x5 OWN form opens up a lot of options in this dill pickle we find ourselves attempting to jar
I would just like to bring some things to light about Mammon's previous keikaku>Entropy was healed>Jackie didn't lose or gain any health over all>Anon was healed>Mammon got hurt overall>He still bragged about it all. That last round was a failure for Mammon.
>>2770746Fucking this. We are near death, Entropy is about to keep sperging out and killing everyone in the room. He does not give a single shit about us. Jackie is literally a lb overdone 90s novelty flavored poptart smoking on the floor.Gotta figure out something to deescalte and try to get out alive.
>>2771845>deescalateWe fucking come in here and wreck all his shit. We're a puddle hanging on for dear life. And then you wanna deescalaye? That sounds like a formula for Mammon to basically put us over a barrel. Here's a small taste of what to expect. (1) Wondervon is going to unlock and hand over the keys to his lab, (2) he will also hand over Olson to the custody of Mammon, (3) giraffe dude and Entropy to be publically executed immediately, (4) whatever other fucking demand he damn well pleases (wand, Bow, Jackie, etc.). He has NO REASON to view us as a true threat as of the moment, and so he holds all the chips and the cards over us. You wanna bring him to the negotiating table? You gotta make him feel like he's got something to lose.
friends...AN ANNOUNCEMENT POSTThanks to the Patron Pals we are having a SPECIAL EVENTLIVE WITH LUNAAn in-person summoning will take place. Where Luna shall answer your letters.Live with Luna is happening MONDAY AUGUST 6THat 7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIMEThe Streamhttps://www.twitch.tv/questislive It will be announced on all our platforms. Bring your butts, your hopes, your dreams and beautiful smiling faces.Next sessh THIS SATURDAY 7PM CENTRAL TIMEstay blestL: "They shall know me, and despair."Give yourself some more credit. I'd say you have a lot of appeal!L: "If only what you said had any value."Ouch.
>>2777499>L: "They shall know me, and despair."False. I shall know you and have very confusing thoughts about my own mother.
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SESSIONSTART!https://youtu.be/7fPeFvl_hZo>You are AnonymousMa: "Your name is Anonymous.">Ok>What'd I say?Ma: "You are level 15. You have precisely 16 hp.">You are in a cube shaped room with this guy>Mammon>A three-headed bird skeleton that floats>Because he's too evil to walkMa: "Your AC is 21. Laughable...and you have a shield that reflects projectiles, along with reversing the effects of whatever projectile spell encounters it. You are 15 years old."LO: "Mammon!">There is a giant face in the ceiling>Because you portaled down in here>The portal, which occupies the ceiling is filled by the face of LOOZAR>Mammon turns his tri-skulled head to face him>The steel bird-skull that functions as his chest seems to watch you more intentlyMa: "Yes?"LO: "Did you know?"Ma: "...">Loozar did not look pleased when he found out you were a childMa: "His mind is well guarded."LO: "Did. You. Know."Ma: "Not until now."LO: "...">Loozar's upper lip twitchesLO: "LOOZAR will be back in FIVE minutes.">He turns to go>Pauses>Then returns>He whispers under his breathLO: "Do. NOT. Kill him.">He leaves the portal, covering it up with one of his bootsLO: "Now SOMEONE Reattach LOOZAR'S leg!">Oh shit>Right>You ripped his fuckin' leg offMa: "I can do so much worse than kill you in five minutes.">You are inside your shield>It has 13 hp>Physical hits deal 1 damage>Spells deal 2>While you are in the shield>You cannot cast magic>You have no idea what Mammon's AC is>Behind you is a door>Which leads to a secret lab Mammon has wanted access to for 500 years>It also has all your friends behind it>Along with WONDERVON VON BLUNDERHEIM>The dude who owns the secret lab>Also who made Mammon>Apparently>They don't seem to have a good relationship>At your feet is Jackie>Your gf>She is unconscious>At your side is Entropy>A Unicorn/Death creature hybridEn: "I do not -how- we can destroy you, monster."Ma: "Why are you so melodramatic?"En: "...but I know we will not REST until we find a way."Ma: "You mortals and your missions. Your conditions. Drab. Poetic tripe.">Mammon turns his gaze back to you>It is your turnWhat do?
>>2783570All we've done so far is use spells against Mammon, and he's seemingly had a plan for it. I have an idea. Let's fake him out, pretend we're going to cast a spell with our wand then bash him over the head with our wand. We haven't tried a physical attack, and we have our shield up. So it's worth trying out. We can make a proper plan from there, to see if physical attacks or some spell would be the best course of action afterwards.
>>2783584>>2783570a fake out seems like a good plan, at least it could give us a second to do something else if need be
>>2783591>>2783584Implying that he can be fooled. Maybe he can read minds too, or even break the 4th wall. The best way to defeat someone who know what you will do is doing something that they cant handle even if they see it coming to them.
>>2783570>>2783584I'll support this. As they said, if nothing else we'll still have our shield up
>>2783570>>2783584Since i have no better idea i'll support this.But just remember, i'm pretty sure he's immune to any type of deception if him no selling a nat 20 says anything.
>>2783570Ok. Mammon won't kill us until Loozar is back.That means our best shot is not getting KOd or pinned by Mammon.I'm unsure of what we can do against him though.He has the advantage on INT. However.>L: "It let him see all possibilities. All outcomes of other's actions. It is gone now...">L: "He can now be caught unawares."Means we could trick him in some way. If he cannot foresee our movements we can trick him into defending himself from an attack, while we actually reposition ourselves to get into the Lab alongside everyone.We'd have to figure out what do from there, however.
>>2783570Protect jackie and run.
>>2783614None the less we're still going to hit him, which was my idea from the start. But I figured we might as well try and fool him. And like I said, when we try to hit him we'll figure out more about him so we can formulate a proper strategy. If more physical attacks will work or not. To see if his AC is stupidly high, or perhaps if he just has a shield like us. Any piece of information is good in such an unknown situation like this.
>>2783570RUN RUN RUN GET JACKIE OUT OF HERE AND RUN. SAVE YOUR FRIENDS. YOU WON'T HIT HIS AC.
>>2783620>while we actually reposition ourselves to get into the Lab alongside everyone.That's a really fucking bad idea. We'll put everyone else in danger if we bring the fight in there. It's best to keep it out here where Wondervan and the gang won't get hurt more than they need to.
>>2783630>That's a really fucking bad idea. We'll put everyone else in danger if we bring the fight in there.You're assuming my plan IS to fight and not pretend like we're going to, then dash in and give Mammon the finger from inside the lab.
>>2783629You won't be able to touch him.
>>2783638Mammon will follow us. There's not really any running from this fight. All we'll do is waste our own turns and take damage trying to run. We need to fight him, see what's he's capable of. Because as of now that's a huge unknown. And running with unknown's is a very bad idea. It's what got us shot through the heart.
>>2783570Guys, activate the hypercube dungeon and trap Mammon in it
>>2783570>"Ask Mammon and Entropy, "Can we resolve this without further violence? We came for the lab, nothing more. Entropy is our responsibility. I'd rather we all walk away from this."
>>2783647Pretty sure we'd be trapped in it as well.
I'm going to say this here and now. The violence is paused, if we cna keep people talking and NOT SHOOTING we may be able to get some breathing room and walk away with the lab gate. The moment it turns to violence we will have no further options. Keep people talking and keep loozar and mammon engaged. Please, think before we act and try to get people healed up.
>>2783644>>2783630>>2783620That IS, if we don't lead him far away from the lab first, Then quickly Mind Read Susan to open a portal for us and close it right after, leaving Mammon far away from the Lab and with no way to reach us in time.
Time to count.There is nothing but the count.
>>2783629>>2783621Lets Push Jackie down and run instead
>>2783665You don't know what's he's capable of! For all we know, he's super fast and can just get back to the room in a turn. Or hell, he could just kill us while we're running. Or he could ignore us and go kill our friends! Or maybe teleport! It's too risk to run with our tail between our legs. It does nothing but waste turns.
>>2783682>You don't know what's he's capable of!WHICH MEANS THAT THE LEAST WE INTERACT WITH HIM THE BETTER.FIGHTING HIM DOESN'T GIVE US A BIGGER CHANCE AT SURVIVALIT GIVES US A SMALLER CHANCE AT SURVIVAL.
>>2783693NO, INTERACTING WITH HIM IS BETTER! Because we'll learn about him! Figure out what he does, what his strategy's are, what powers he has, running will just give him a big fat juicy target! And we'll learn NOTHING about him! Running is fucking useless, I'm so sick and fucking tired of running! Running decreases our chances of surviving because we'll be open for an attack and we won't be doing anything to him!
>>2783693>"never try never fail"This is the thought process of spineless losers
A: "What's your deal with Wondervon?">You're pantingMa: "My...deal?">His crystal eyes scan you againMa: "You're attempting small talk? Now?">He pauses>Cocks his heads to one sideMa: "You're buying time."A: "Damn. You're good."Ma: "No spell you cast can get to me. In fact. You'd lose this shield if you performed it...">He looks at MusclesMa: "Will your symbiote cast it? It does not matter. Once per turn my anti-mage feat allows me to reflect targeted magic."A: "You're REAL good."Ma: "Calculation is my nature. You are but another equation."A: "Go on, Muscles. Do it.">Muscles wiggles his fingers>Grabs your wandTHEN SWINGS FOR MAMMON'S SKULLA: "CAST FIST!"ROLLSTRENGTH>A clarification postBecause of the hyper-cube maze.The lab functions like a pocket dimension.One may portal to the entrance on either side.However.One cannot portal in and out of the space within.>Someone inside can portal to the door and walk out>Someone outside may portal to the door and walk in>The way in and out however>Is always the door>The door behind you}A: "Susan. How fast can you grab me?"Su: "How faw awe youw fwom the doow?"A: "Three second sprint?"Su: "He might get a couple spewws off before we get back in."
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>2783718>>2783718The dice.Also. BEHOLD THIS BEAUTY!A discord pal had this commissioned with their good boy bucks. Bless them.Bless us all.Especially now.
Rolled 10 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>2783718GET FUGGED!
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2783718fuck shit up Muscles
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2783723dude weed lmao
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2783718>>2783723
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2783718fear
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Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2783723We go
Rolled 19 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>2783703>Because we'll learn about him! Figure out what he does, what his strategy's are, what powers he hasYou really think we'll have enough time to interact with him to figure ANY of that?You think he'd tell us any of that ON PURPOSE?>>2783717>>2783703Running won't make us into a target if we waste his Reaction to catch onto us by doing PRETEND ATTACK, then rushing out.We actively telegraph our Attacks, and when he goes to defend himself we actually do something he WON'T expect.We need to use the element of surprise, LIKE LUNA ADVISED, to get him.
Rolled 12 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>2783723
Rolled 1 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>2783723>That Popuko and Pipimi poseEpic.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2783718
Rolled 2 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>2783723We're all dead here
Rolled 11 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>2783723please let us do well
>>2783749>>2783749We go indeed.The winner is 5...>+14 STR>19>>2783772>>2783775These two rolls cancel one another.>No plus>No MinusYOU SWING!https://youtu.be/iEiNkCJHs7Q>Mammon's heads SNAP backwards!>His neck cranes in a perfect arc!>You can hit himA: "I CAN HIT HIM!">Muscles wiggles>Your smile splits wide>Oh yeah>It's a fight!>You're in this>You understand this!>You can WIN TH-Ma: "You have dealt 7 damage to me.">WhatA: "BULLSHIT! We decked you!">Mammon pulls his neck forward>Levels his three sets of eyes at youMa: "My body is comprised of a mixed bio-steel that provides me resistance to all physical damage. My AC is higher than others without armor...using my CON as AC similar to animals and their hides."A: "Your con is shit..."Ma: "I don't rely on it.">He lets your shield go>You drop from his hands to the floor>Entropy>Stands in the wayMa: "You don't -really- know how magic works do you? You have had a poor teacher.">Mammon raises his handsMa: "I am going to crack that shield open. In doing so...I hope you become more educated.">Your heart pounds in your chest>You can't be afraid>This panic>It's rooted in anger>You're supposed to be the best>Right?>A god>Aren't you?>A kingMa: "Spell echo.">Mammon's eyes burnMa: "Duplicate.">Mammon divides in two>Then the pair divides>They fill most of the room>They've pushed you backwards into the door>There are now four mammonsEN: "A-Anonymous! I do not know if I ever had friends...">He looks to you>His one eye losing it's defiant glowEN: "Will we remain together? Is their freedom in death? Or just nothingness?"cont
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>>2783822>>2783822>Entropy is barely holding the mass of steel bones back with his hornMa: "I can cast three spells per turn given the right circumstances.">All four Mammons speak in unisonMa: "Spell echo causes those spells to occur twice.">All four cock their heads>Like buzzards>Glaring down at exposed, still living gutsMa: "Quicken."https://youtu.be/hOT6Yokob90>The skeletons become blurs of energy>Yet still>They speak in measured timeMa: "That spell doubles our available actions per turn.">Each Mammon leans forward>Their bird-chests opening the skeletal mouths up wideMa: "If you do the math..."A: "You're gonna cast 24 spells next turn."Ma: "Top. Marks."What do?
>>2783828Double Dark Star with Muscles and Anon both casting it directly in the center off all the Mammons
>>2783828Did mind scream affected him before? If so, use it again.
>>2783837supporting assuming we live
>Ma: "You don't -really- know how magic works do you? You have had a poor teacher."This fucking robit insulted our mom, we should make metal bird stew when this is done
>>2783828Can we open a portal to THE HOLE and release something? Cause if we can do that
>>2783828YOUR FORGETTING ABOUT JACKIE
>>2783828Let's get Jackie out of the way and hit him with double Dark Star
>>2783858Actually fuck that, Hungering Flames It's a CON check
>>2783828Grab Jackie and run.
>>2783828Get Jackie out of there. Scissors her out. He can't kill us for five minutes. He can kill her if he wants.
>>2783879We cant scissor her out, we not a girl.
Some interesting NOTES to bring up>Your spell ONE WITH NOTHING has been shown to destroy pieces of this 4th dimensional maze>Your are inside of a spell reversal bubble>You cannot cast while maintaining it>Muscles however>Your sentient arm>Can cast YOUR spells using his STR stat>If he holds the wand>This, of course would hit the inside of your shield>Reversing the spells effect>Applying it to youConsider these options, my friends.Fight well.Die better.Oh...and should you choose to go the honorable way out.>Jackie is at your feet>Entropy is right in front of you>If you are fast>You might be able to just get them out of here>Then take whatever comes to the chestbe blesst
>>2783828WONDERVON USE YOUR FUCKING KILLSWITCH ON MAMMON YOU KEK. HES COMING FOR OLSON!ALSO ENTROPY WE RAISED YOU AND YOU ARE NOT YET PERMITTED TO DIE. SHIFT INTO OWN FORM"EXTERNAL MAGIC CANNOT EFFECT ANON"
USING INVERSION AND MUSCLES WE CAN CAST SPELLS ONTO OURSELVES THAT ARE INVERTED! OWN THE SHIELD FROM THE INSIDE WITH THE INTENTION OF REMOVING A MAGICAL IMMUNITY, AND THEN WE'LL GAIN A MAGICAL IMMUNITY!!!! DO IT NOW! RUN OR FIGHT, THIS WILL INCREASE OUR CHANCES OF SURVIVING DRASTICALLY!
>>2783822Entropy, my friend. Pic related.>>2783898Make Muscles bounce Hungering Flames into Inversion!
>>2783905Muscles can cast own. Own need anon soul. We learned that fighting shadow.
We could simply let Entropy take the hit while we run.
>>2783905Fuck it, we got no better ideas>>2783898
>>2783917THERE IS NOTHING IN THE RULES THAT STATE THAT! REGARDLESS, MUSCLES IS APART OF ANON'S SOUL! SO HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO CAST IT!
>>2783898>>2783898For the sake of discussion and notions.I have extended strategy and suggestion time by ANOTHER 10 MINUTES.
>>2783925THE SHADOW FIGHT HAD ANON CAST IT DO TO THE FACT YOU NEED ANONS SOUL TO CAST IT.
>>2783898Fuck it. >>2783905
>>2783933>>2783925We have no soul
what if we morphed muscles into OWN form, could we like create a law that gets inverted from the inversion shield that would allow everyone to not take any damage in 5 words?
>>2783844No. We barely managed to pull that one off. and that was because we had ADVANTAGE That one time and rolled Three nat 20s.The chances of pulling that off again are astronomical, >>2783865Hungering Flames works only one target at a time.>>2783905>>2783898Good.However, Jackie is still out of the Bubble.Also OWN cannot be casted by Muscles.>We'd need to:>Drop the current Inversion>Grab Jackie,>Get Muscles to cast Inversion>Then cast OWN (Anti-Magic Immunity) onto Inversion for it to reflect onto us.
>>2783944I would support
>>2783944Sounds good to me
>>2783944This is clever, support.
Welp. Time to count.Also to do some serious theory crafting.
>>2783898>>2783971>>2783944we should tell entropy to get within the shield too
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>2783944>>2783944>>2783944Step one.Roll Muscles' Dex to grab Jackie.At this moment, the shield is being held up by Anonymous.
Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>2783992YOINK WAIFU!
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2783992DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 13 (1d20)>>2783992COMMENCE BLOWING ON DICE
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2783992thanks for the hints dude
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Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2783992ROLLING>>2784009GDI>>2783921Bitch made nigga
>>2784001>>2784001>20 total>>2784009-218 total>Muscles snakes out>He snaps like a taught rubberband>Grabs Jackie's ankle>The Mammons go for his wrist>His elbow>CLANK!>CLACK!>CRACKASNAP!>They mash into one another clumsily>Even at Mach speedStep two.>You toss Muscles THE WAND!>He snatches it>RAISES IT HIGH>Muscles Casts Inversion>A vibrating, deep red shield overtakes you and Jackie>Now you>You have to cast OWN>While Muscles holds up the shieldStep two is simple.OWN removes damage immunity from beings.>Reversed>It can add 1 damage type immunityJust to confirm.Do you pick Magical damage immunity?
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>>2784038actually i thought we chose immunity to the stares of cute puppies YES WE CHOSE MAGIC
>>2784038not like he'll be firing any other kind of damage, right?YES, MAGICAL DAMAGE IMMUNITY
>>2784038.Non-physical damage immunity
>>2784038Pretty sure we did. And next is the part where we regret it as he physically throws physical objects at us
>>2784038YES.Or can't we just take complete inmunity? Or general magic inmunity?
>>2784038Not many other options right now, so sure
>>2784043Good thing i was lat huh?>>2784038Sure.Is there any other choice?
>>2784052I support if we can take complete immunity
>>2784038Wait. Can we use Mammon Related immunity?
>>2784038>>2784042>>2784045>>2784047>>2784048>>2784052>>2784054>>2784059NOWAIT.MAMMON IS UNDER ORDERS FROM LOOZAR TO NOT KILL USHE WON'T RISK KILLING US SO HE'LL PROBABLY TRY TO USE NON-DAMAGE-DEALING SPELLS, PROBABLY TO TRY TO IMMOBILIZE US.WE NEED ABSOLUTE IMMUNITY TO MAGIC, OR IMMUNITY TO AHRMFUL MAGICAL EFFECTS (INCLUDING DMG).
>>2784038No, I change my mind. Magic immunity. Not just damage. magic.
>>2784064THAT -COULD- WORK.Just don't Allow Mammon to affect us in any harmful way.
>>2784072I said magic tho, just magic
>>2784073External Magic Immunity. Otherwise we wouldnt use our own spells on us.
>>2784078CLARIFYCLARIFY OR QUEST WILL TAKE IT AS MAGIC DAMAGE IMMUNITY
>>2784079>>2784077>>2784072>>2784038OR "HARMFUL MAGIC IMMUNITY"SO WE CAN STILL BE HEALED.
>>2784038can we get a rule clarification. Is non-physical immunity acceptable?
>>2784088Yeah but idk man, what if he is psionic too? Thats not classified as magic.
>>2784112So he can still mind rape us. We should go with Mammon Related Immunity. All kind of attacks coming from him wont work on us at least. Them we take our time to evacuate the others and wear him off.
>>2784117that would be nice. I want to ask quest for a rule clarification.
>>2784045>>2784038clairification, i'm talking magic in general not just damage from magic
>>2784063change support to>>2784117
>>2784038Magic immunity, the post that suggested it said magic immunity
>>2784117Mammon-Related Immunity it is.
>>2784038>>2784038I PICK LETHAL DAMAGE IMMUNITY
>>2784072Oh damn i guess you rightSupporting this then>>2784117
>>2784038>>2784117 sounds good.
>OWN is a spell meant to make the impossible possible>To break down barriers>You>Are using it to create one>You>Anon>Are always full of surprises>Even nowA: "Jokes on you, bone sucker."Ma: "You've just made yourself immune to magical damage.">So he thinksL: "He thinks he knows all. Sees all."Ma: "...Excellent.">His wings spreadMa: "You are not immune to it's effects.">He has no ideaA: "You still gotta come the fuck in here and get me.">All four Mammons respond togetherMa: "Indeed.">They turn to EntropyMa: "Spell 1. Mass control.">Entropy seizes up>His tongue leaves his teeth>Then turns to you>It swells>Then twists>Then>It strikes your shield>With a 21MUSCLES' SHIELD IS AT 9 HP>Spell 2Ma: "Fleshfuse.">Entropy begins to whinny>Buck>As his skin begins to fuse>As his eyes>Seal>His nose>Disappear>He drops onto the ground>A phetal skeleton in a prison of his own fleshA: "God..."Ma: "Yes?"A: "Fuck you!"Ma: "Very well."cont
Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>2784359>>2784359>Spell 3 to 8Ma: "Mind storm.">Pieces of the floor>Walls>Dirt from outside>All of it begins to fly into your shield>One from each Mammon1881191113>THE INVERSION SHIELD HAS 9 HP MAX>After all those attacks>It has 2Ma: "One spell should do it."Spell 9.Ma: "Necrotic ray.">One mammon points a finger at you>Ripping energies emerge>They hit the shield>Then reflect on Mammon>As healing>The shield pops>Mammon points his finger at youMa: "Death.">Your eyes close>You clench...>Nothing happensMa: "...what?"A: "Heh...hehe...HAHAHA! aaaahAHAHAH! It worked! IT WORKS!"Ma: "You did something else to yourself."A: "Goddamn RIGHT I did!">You are a god>A king>A championA: "I'm not damage immune, KEKBOI!">You sneerA: "I'm immune to YOU!">The mammons look to each other>Then down>At your feet>At Jackie>Spell 10Ma: "Mind Swap: True.">Jackie's eyes open>One of the Mammons disappears for a second>Then reappears with bright blue eyes>Jackies eyes are redA: "...no.">She looks up at you>Mammon smiles with her lipsJa/Ma: "How tragic.">She levels her crossbow at your chestRolling her attack in this post.
>>2784366>SMACK MAMMONS BODY WITH THE WAND TO REMOVE JACKIES SOUL FROM MAMMONS BODY AND SECURE HER IN THE WAND.>THREATEN TO DESTROY MAMMONS BODY IF HE DOES NOT GO BACK.
>>2784380We're away only ONE Mammon dissapeared right?There's still several of them.Also, it's not our fucking turn.
>>2784366Quest>Jackie's eyes open>One of the Mammons disappears for a second>Then reappears with bright blue eyes>Jackies eyes are redthis is now mammon firing at us. So it should still do nothing to us.
>>2784380He can make more bodies/himself. Also who to say that the one who just changed minds with Jackie wasnt a dupe? Also i can see the others mammon switching bodies With Jackie mind to keep us from reaching her.Also is mind the same as the bodie? If so, psionic is more powerfull them we thougth.
(nonlethally) CURBSTOMP JACKIE
I am return.I shall crack me own neck.Let's unpack this mess.
>>2784563Mammon in Jackie's body shouldn't hurt us. It's still Mammon attacking us.
>>2784563BTW isnt Entropy fucking dying too?
ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 15 DAMAGEANON IS AT ONE HP>There's a crossbow bolt in your chest>HowA: "How?">Yeah>What he saidJa/Ma: "You made yourself immune to -Mammon-.">Your teeth grit>Your fingers clench>You fall to your kneesJa/Ma: "These aren't Jackie's hands.">Bullshit>You hiss out through your jawA: "It's...still...you."cont
>>2784657>>2784657>Jammon grabs the bolt>TwistsA: "HNGH!"Ja: "Is it? What is "identity" anyways? Is it your mind? Your meat? Your body? No...it is the soul.">Jackie's looking down at you>All her tears are dry>Her burns are fresh>Her hair is perfectJa: "From what I can feel. You...">One of the Mammons scans youJa: "Humans. Don't HAVE souls. You are -without- magic...you're empty vessels.">You gag>A tear forms in your right eyeJa/Ma: "You must make spectacular Warlocks.">She smilesJa/Ma: " -My- soul is a magical construct. A mere battery. Blank. Running it through this meat tube doesn't change who it is...just who's in control."A: "Shut up."Ja/Ma: "Who, exactly. Is in control of you? You aren't this Luna are you? Who are you?"A: "I'm Anonymous."Ja/Ma: "...and I'm Jackie. Her stats. Her body. All the -dirt- that comprises her. I won't even need to explain this to my pet bufoon. She has a soul now, you see. Jackie's soul. Which is -my- vessel to control.">Jackie doesn't have a soul>No humans do>They -are- souls>They are their bodies>No inherent>Empty>To be occupied>Jackie has a soul now>Mammon's>In her body>The puppet smiles again>As it's burn wounds weepJa/Ma: "Who loves you, baby?"Anonymous.Think hard.What happens when we die?When anybody dies?cont
>>2784658>>2784658LO: "Mammon! The crowd is cleared I want an explana-...what are you DOING!?">The three copies look up at LOOZARMa: "Watching a lover's quarrel."LO: "Why are you FOUR PEOPLE AGAIN!?"Ma: "I like my own company."NEXT SESSION TOMORROW>A little later7:30 pm US CENTRAL TIMEWhere you give me the answer to a very.Very.Important question.What do?Stay blesstLove,Quest
>>2784660When people die they get sent to the world of asskickia where, depending on whether they are noble or sinful, they kick ass or get their ass kicked for the period of time it takes for a single ray of light to go from one end of the universe to the other. after this period ends they are reincarnated as a new person into a random species and position by rolling a massive wheel called Wheel of Reincarnation hosted by a small imp named Tibby with a slightly annoying voice
>>2784660What happens when people die? They become something better, or worse. Either way they end up more than what they once were, and different in some or many ways
>>2784660>What do?Welp, I got an idea. Let's just do the OWN trick again but this time we make ourselves immune to everything. What's really stopping us?
>>2784660I AM ANONI AM THE PRINCE OF DEFIANCEI PULLED HER FROM THE JAWS OF FATEI PULLED YOU ALL FROM FATEI AM THE GOD OF THIS WORLDAND THAT IS MY LOVE YOU BASTARDYOU ARE A PITIFUL FORSAKEN MACHINE AND YOU DONT DESERVE TO EVEN LOOK AT HER FACE!BEGONE THOT!>JACKIE IS UNDER THE DOMAIN OF THE KING. HER SOUL IS HER BEING AND WE PROCLAIMED HER UNDER OUR PROTECTION. RAISE THE WAND AND STRIKE AWAY THE ABHORRENT ONE. CHANNEL OUR FURY AGAISNT ONE THAT WOULD COMMAND THE DESTINY OF ANOTHER. I'm sorry Jackie, it's not that we wont change, it's that we still dont know how. But, come back to me again, and we can try again.WE ARE ANONYMOUS MCMOOT, AND THAT IS OUR GIRLFRIEND YOU TIN CANhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=azeM81kDN-M
When they die they go to an afterlife, like our saxofone.
>>2784658God isn't real.
>>2784658>Jackie doesn't have a soul>No humans do>They -are- souls>They are their bodies>No inherent>Empty>To be occupiedOh cool entirely contrived nonsense about souls (when the spell is called mindswap not soulswap) being used to justify a bullshit excuse for a 'loophole' because making up new rules and abilities as we go along is totally conducive to questing and not at all an attempt to punish players for having an idea by having some ridiculous effect with a spell that should have failed because you can't swap things that don't exist. If there's something you want us to do with all the 'hints' just fucking say that rather than jerking us around, make the options you want to write instead.
>>2784900Nice salt there anon
>Have muscles cast Inversion>Use b4b on J!Mammon>after healing use dark star on Normal!Mammonthis might work
>>2785089Ignore this, forgot our spells would be reversed
Now that I've put a bit of thought into it, our next move really needs to be thought out. And cheaty. We can make ourselves immune to anything, but we need to become immune to the right thing or else we're going to lose. One with no possible risk. No alternate outcome where we lose. One where if we choose it, then every other Anon who also chooses it will win no matter what. We need to account, not just for Mammon, but for Quest. And any sly tricks he intends to pull on us. Immunity to Mammon was a good choice, I'm amazed y'all thought it up. But it left the opening of anything not Mammon killing us. We can't let an opening like that slip through the cracks again. And I have the perfect choice. One with no cracks that Mammon or Quest can exploit. Immunity to non-gods. Quest has laid out stat scalings. Anything above 100 stat wise is god tier. Mammon's nowhere near that. At best he's a demi-god. Which isn't the same as a god. Still mortal. So, if we become immune to non-gods, or better yet to mortals, that protects us from anything that can currently be thrown at us without a possible monkey's paw of "immunity to everything." And the only possible way we could be hurt is if a god tried to hurt us. But the only God I see around here is Luna. Whomst we don't have to worry about. This is not the power of infinite calculations. But the power of infinite cheese.
>>2785454>or better yet to mortalsinb4 "he doesn't age so he's not mortal">immune to non-godsinb4 mammon declares himself a god and because 'God is just a state of mind' or something it completely bypasses the immunity
>>2785468We're already immune to Mammon. Sooooooo...
>>2785454One last thought for a choice. "Immunity to negative effects." this would hopefully include damage, status effects, etc etc. Anything negative for us. Only possible downside would be Quest just seeing it as "status effects" and then we get one shot by Mammon in Jackie's body.
>>2785473not when mammon is jackie but also mammon
>>2784660So... I had a strange thought. It might be too late to use it for anything, but I woke up and it was in my head.Embedded into Quests final posts seem to be the question "what is self?", which is a question the quest as a whole has been wrestling with regards to Anon. Even more so due to the selection we made way back at the start of season 2, the one which stated that we want it all.. More specifically, "who/what are you?". Hell, it's stated at the start of each and every session...>You are Anonymous... but what does that even mean?Mammon is a creature of calculation, able to break the fourth wall. We are an problem to him, an equation intended to be solved. He uses this 'superior intellect' to show how all of our actions are within his keikaku. He plays within the boundaries dictated by the rules. His "soul" is a construct, and is seemingly able to be split or transfer without damaging the basic operating priciples (??).But Anon? Anon (to me) is a creature of WILL. His very soul (and its linkage to Luna) is tied to the innate desire to change the world around him (for better or worse) to bend to his WILL. One of the things Mammon himself wants WonderVon for is for Olson, the first of WV's creations to exhibit free-WILL, likely to "solve that problem/equation" and to gain control over it. Mammon could very well be trying to ascend as the next god of Fate.With all that in mind, it's likely anything Mammon does (spell wise) is tied to INT. Heck, given how broken he is, I wouldn't be surprised if he had some CHA or WIS based spells up his sleeve as well. For DEX, CON, and STR challenges, he can split/transfer his soul into a suitable vessel to overcome the problem. But I think the one true weakness he actually has is that he is devoid of true WIL. Or that he doesn't know how to deploy it, or simply cannot given the construct/architecture that Wondervon initially made.Which means something like "immunity to non-will based sources" may have been is? the more appropriate solution.
>>2785996Hmm. Forgive me if I've missed your point entirely, but it seems you intend to become immune to anything that does not use the WILL stat. That's..... actually a really good choice. Very few known anythings use WILL. The only things I can recall are anything demon related, and Sabrina. Everyone else seems to be deprived of it. Including Jackie and Mammon.
>>2784706>>2784706I love this and you.
SESSION START>You are Anonymous>Whatever that means anymoreJa/Ma: "You are at 1 hp.">She's right>This thing>This monster that's crawled up inside of your girlfriend>The woman you love>The woman you've hurt>Mammon.>He did this>Used his wizard powers to pull Jackie's consciousness out of her body and put it in one of his clones>That clone's mind is now in her>It has assumed her place in the world>Mocking reality>Mocking your love for herA: "Jackie...">You look into those eyes>Those red eyes>You look away>She's not in there>You see the unconscious form of Mammon's clone behind the gang of skeletal wizardsA: "Jackie!?"Ja/Ma: "She can't hear you.">Jackie rolls to wake up>4Ja/Ma: "I've had to waste the remainder of my actions with this...parlor trick.">Jammon examines her bloody arms>Covered in blisterscont
>>2786935>>2786935https://youtu.be/3BE0D9geu2oJa/Ma: "The body is weak. Roughly 12 hp.">She hisses>Closes her eyesJa/Ma: "You people feel pain.">She opens them>Glares at you as if her discomfort were your faultJa/Ma: "Disgusting.">The chuckles afterward>Her mind>His?>Jammon>Seems to be rolling in emotionJa/Ma: "What happens when you... 'people' die?">The clones speakMa: "Unacceptable."Ma2: "Let's end this."Ma3: "Come now. Break him.">The fourth clone>Which has Jackie in it>Is silent>Huh>The Mammons didn't speak in unisonLO: "Uh...What is going on down here?">LOOZAR>The hugest mother fucker in the building>Is watching from up above>Your winged unicorn battle-buddy>Entropy>Has been turned into a featureless meat-sack in the corner>His glass horn is sparkling>A mote of dust falls into it>It exits the other side as 6 motes>Everything is so clear right now>The cold air in your chest>The bolt>The distant muffled booms of your heart>Jackie's eyes>Corrupted>Red>Mammon uses her smileJa/Ma: "Give up.">You breathe in through your nose>Your regenerating armor slowly creeps up your back>You can feel your eyebrows re-growingA: "You have no idea who you just fucked with."Ja/Ma: "Oh? Illuminate me."What do?Character sheethttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.mcwagnxk2s25Basic ruleshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit#heading=h.l6cv83fq0ajtLet's rock.
>>2786942lol lmao haha u loze
>>2786942It's time. Time for the ultimate cheese. We need to become immortal. Do the OWN trick where Muscles casts inversion and then we cast OWN so it's reflected onto us. And make ourselves invulnerable to mortals. Now we really can't be hurt. And then we can take our time, make sure we don't fuck up.
>>2786942>muscles uses inversion>we use OWN>immune to mortality
>>2786952What is stopping Mammon from slitting Jackie's throat here? We aren't the hostage she is. Think more tactically.>OWN Form >Use power "Anon negates hostile magic effects">Jackie snaps back>Use our OWN shield power to negate "damage from mortals">Grab jackie and flee into the tesseract
>>2786960First of all, the form won't do shit because Mammon's too low of a level. Second the effect has already happened. Their minds have been swapped. The end. So we can't undo it like that.
>>2786960OWN form needs enemy level x 5 to give us a power. Mammon isn't high enough lvlWe literally die if we do anything else, the only chance we have of saving jackie is to fucking livethink
>>2786962>>2786965We are still fighting Loozar so it counts, He is right above us ready to go. That should satisfy the effects of OWN.Also OWN has the power to rewrite reality, the mindswap is a hostile effect, it is a possession of an unwilling host. The effect would negate and jackie would swap back. Additionally, the pain and struggle of possessing Jackie is occupying Mammon as well as operating 4 instances. He's pretty stretched thin atm.
>>2786968We are not fighting Loozar. Quest said this before, and when I asked about provoking Loozar he says it could fail if Loozar refuses to fightWhile Loozar might still want to kill us it's not worth wasting a turn trying. Jackie is inside a Mammon Clone, not being attacked by anyoneWe however are at 1 hp
>>2786968No, you don't understand, the effect was that the minds were swapped. The effect has ended. It's done. No way of dispelling it. Also, he used duplicate which means he merely copied himself. he's effectively created literal clones of himself with separate minds. All four Mammons are different Mammons. Not the same Mammon stretched between four bodies.
>>2786962You think mind scream would work on Mammon/Jackie? Not sure where that would get us, just considering our options.
>>2786980>>2786982We could just Scream at Jackie to Wake Up, Mindscream to just set shit haywire.Use the same words we used when she was fucked up by the end of Season 1.
>>2786982No, it wouldn't work. How mind swap true works in a basic level is the effect is they switch minds. Magic isn't sustaining the swap, it swaps them and the end. No amount of anti-magic or anti-whatever can reverse it because it's already happened.
It is time to count.Make your final strategic notions and votes now.May we be blessed.
>>2786942Guys, what if we get the 4th clone containing Jackie to become conscious?
>>2786991Can we do that AFTER preventing ourselves from dying?
>>2786942>>2786988DON'T FUCKING TELL MAMMON WHAT WE DID******************
The votes.>Use OWN to become immune to damage source: MortalsA more blanket term. This would apply to beings level 75 and below.2 votes>Crucicrush JammonCurrently Jackie's soul is translocated.The CC damage -would- kill the Jackie body with Mammon's soul within.>This might cause>Other complications...1 vote>Mind Scream2 votes>Wake Jackie1 vote>Assume OWN formWhile this is a powerful form. Mammon, your enemy has been revealed to be level 50.OWN form's power is dependent on the comparative strength of your foes.5x your level provides the most benefit.>Finally>The Ultimate cheese>Use OWN to become immune to MORTALITY>Not just to the mortals around you>but the very concept of death?>HmA: "Muscles. Go."https://youtu.be/wy9r2qeouiQ>Your right arm raises>Casts your shield spell>InversionJa/Ma: "Again? You can't possibly expect this to save...you.">Her eyes are going dim>She swallows>HardJa/Ma: "What is this?">Her hands shake>Her gut clenches as blisters pop across her armJa/Ma: "All her feelings. Everything. It's gone. I feel...numb."LO: "Ah. Loozar knows of this. You should seek PRE-FESSIONAL Help, small girl.">JammonSnapsJa/Ma: "SHUT UP!"LO: "Ree-ude.">She grabs you>Glaring into your face>She's weepingJa/Ma: "What is this!?"A: "It's depression."Ja/Ma: "Why aren't you affected!?">The other three Mammons are swaying>One grabs at his jaw>Another claws into the steel>They shake>Their crystal eyes shudder>You can feel reality warping>As you cast OWN at the inside of your shieldA: "I'm totally affected. I feel nothing. Nothing but pain.">You spitA: "I'm just used to it."cont
>>2787086>>2787086>OWN FIRES FORTH>Your left hand crackles>Your fingernails blacken>Your body aches>Jammon draws a side dagger from her boot>She attacks>4 on the dice>It doesn't break through your armor>But>It grazes your skinYOUR IMMUNITY TO MAMMON IS GONEANONYMOUSYOU ARE CURRENTLYIMMUNETO DEATHA: "Pretty sure I can't hold this for long.">You crack your neckA: "So I better fuck myself up while I can.">Behind the Mammon clones>Jackie rolls a 12>The skeleton begins to move>The wings crane and flutterJ: "Hmmng...">The weeping Jammon is holding onto you>Her teeth clenched so hard one of them shatters>She spits out the pieces and blood as she moansJa/Ma: "She's awake...MAKE THIS STOP!">The depression>It's too much for the robot brain in Jackie's bodyWhat do?
>>2787090Intensify the Depression, MAKE THE SAD FLOW
>>2787090crucicrush Mammon with feels
>>2787090>The depression>It's too much for the robot brain in Jackie's bodyOhohohohooho, this is too good. Let's take advantage of this. Also, maybe use Massacre Wave on the shield if it's still up so it will be inverted to heal us. But mostly abusing the fact that Mammon is in Jackie and is feeling her megasads
>>2787090YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE ALIVE MAMMON!?!DO YOU WANT TO KNOW!?!I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU MAMMON, ALL OF IT!LOOK INTO MY EYES AND DESPAIR!THEN PSIONICALLY BLAST MAMMON WITH EVERY TERRIBLE MOMENT OF OUR LIVESBEAM EVERY PUNCH, EVERY CIGARETTE BURN, EVERY NIGHT SPENT WRITHING ON THE FLOOR IN HUNGER AND PAIN, EVERY TIME WE SAW THAT LOOK ON JACKIES FACE WHEN WE FELL.WE ARE PAIN MAMMONWE ARE WRETCHED Jackie, I don't change for you, because I've already changed. I'm sorry, I love you
>>2787090>he's feeling Jackie's depression>his sadness is coming from her>from what we've doneThe best way to make this worse is to do the worst thing we possibly could right nowFucking push her away and go do something elseSomething more important, fighting.also>>2787098yeah this too
>>2787090Explain to Mammon this is our normal>>2787106This, nonlethal damage please. Dumbass took mortal form to fuck with us, his mistake.
>>2787113Just opening up our history to Jackie and Mammon. Let her know what we have survived and to know why we are the way we are. Mammon will break, Jackie is stronger.>Pic related, its our new spell
>>2787106>>2787091>>2787090This but one additional thing seeing us die
>>2787121Bitch please, show him our greatest hits from the Multiversal god himself's tv showing him our greatest hits for dying. Maybe a little show of us killing god himself for trying to end us. We have been needing to show her what happened on that day.
>>2787121>Us watching Jackie watch us Die, bleed, be gutted, burnt, ravaged, torn apart.We eat pain because our stomach will never fill I'm sorry Jackie, I love you, but you love a wretched thing.
CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MAMAMMON?
>You grab now>Grab Jammon's jacket and shirt>She's wild>Mangling your chest with her nails>Bites into your collarbone as you undulate with absolute>Unquenchable>DespairJa/Ma: "HOW!? HOW CAN YOU DO THIS!?">You are a terrible person>A wretched thing that apes his best guess as humanity>You've always been this wayA: "You wanna know how?"Ja/Ma: "TELL ME."A: "I'll show you.">You can't feel anything>No sadness>No joy>Not even your hate>There is nothing>Yet still>This>This puts a smile on your faceAnonymous pulls out his phone.He plays an instrumental.Then.While pumping his fist.He beginsTo sing.A: " https://youtu.be/CRI5KjkIwEc?list=RDCRI5KjkIwEc "Ja/Ma: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! FATHER! FATHER HELP! UNMAKE ME! UNDO IT!"A: " AYE WATER THAT PUSSY LIKE BAP. TIST."Ja/Ma: "It's gone! THE COUNT! WHERE IS IT!? WH- What is it good for!?"A: "I KNOW THAT YOU HARD AS TISSUE.">Your throat burns>Your eyes are pouring out black>Oily>Tears>You've tapped into something greater>She sounds like a girl now>She's weeping>The other Mammons are in disarray>Smashing their steel skulls together>Jackie's body turnsJa: "Anon...1 hp.">Her voice is coldJa: "Why can't...why can't I feel? What're these numbers?">She looks upJa: "LOOZAR...130 hp.">Loozar puts his hand up to his chin>Raises a browLO: "Fasc-ee-nating.">She looks to the other clonesJa: "Mammon...Mammon...Mammon...24 hp a piece.">All of the Mammons turn to her>Except Jammon>She's a mess>She's crying so hard she's vomited>She just lays in it>Sucking her thumb>ShakingDamn, Anon.You sad.What do?
>>2787217Punt Jammon in the head and go protect Jackie
>>2787217GRAB BOTH JAMMON AND MAMAKIE AND SCREAM AT JACKIE TO WAKE UP AND REMEMBER THAT ITS ALL A WAVE, JUST STAND UP AND RIDE IT! KICK OUT MAMMON FROM JACKIES MIND AND LET HIM WRITHE IN THE MENTAL CANCER WE GAVE HIMLOOK UP TO LOOZAR. "I JUST WANT THIS LAB. ILL COMEBACK ONE DAY AND WE CAN HAVE A REAL NO BULLSHIT FIGHT."
>>2787217Heh. Tell Jackie, the REAL Jackie, to use those numbers to kick Mammon's ass! While we heal using massacre wave on our shield! And for added bonus, maybe cast hungering flames on our shield so it'll give us a bonus.
>>2787228>>2787225Fucking why!? Literlaly why, what's the point of damaging Jackie's body when we just made it useless via depression?!
>>2787238We basically beat mammon at his own game. He is an engine built around analysis but there is nothing logical about depression or emotions.Jackie is there. We showed her how low it can get, but we are still standing. Now we can flood her mind with the love we feel for her. The Wave crests and the wave crashes. The surfer rides on top. Life is about feeling it, the peace, the pain. Wake up Jackie, we are still here.
>>2787217>>2787230"Loozar, at this point no one won. I just want this lab, and i will leave. I will come back someday when i am stronger so that this fight can have an end but until then, this shit is over."
>>2787217Ignroing these stupid fuckwits>>2787228>>2787225Do this instead>>2787230>>2787233
>>2787238fine fine (though it will probably come back to bite us>>2787217>>2787228supporting >>2787238 instead
>2787228>>2787260They are one being now, a little mushed up but shared. Don't have to break the machine now, its fucked dude. We downloaded depression.exe. Now upload love.exe and run them at the same time. A human girl can understand, shes felt both. Mammon wont and will end.
>>2787267supporting thisthe emotion meta is too strong
>>2787267PEople with depression are not physically non-functional, when he decides he wants to die and take us out with him he has arms and legs to make that happen
>>2787217Keep the jammon with us. Keep him depressed.Pick her(?) up and get over to Jackie. Protect the Jackie.
>>2787217Small CLARIFICATION POST>Jackie's body turnsJa: "Anon...1 hp.">Her voice is coldJa: "Why can't...why can't I feel? What're these numbers?"By this I meant Jackie's MAMMON BODY>The Jackie who is inside of a Mammon.Not Jackie's literal body.Bless.
Hey guys, if Mammon was a woman, she would have [spoilers] Mammon-aries [spoilers]
If mammon was a woman, she would have Mammon-aries
>>2787302Too late Anon.>>2787298 I seen it all.
Would you believe some people don't know how to spoiler
>>2787298>>2787302unfortunately the depression stops the laughter from occuring
>>2787217>>2787249You're right, supporting. And maybe this is finally a bargaining chip we can utilize. Have him retransfer back with Jackie before we end up losing her to cold hard logic >>2787281. The sword cuts both ways.... so if Mammon is grappling with his newfound emotions... Jackie is likewise doing the same with her lack hereof..
>>2787273I will also support >>2787356
>>2787430Lets be honest, Anon's worst enemy is himself.
https://youtu.be/q707LpwDKiI>Your knees>Won't stand>Will they?>You try to walk>Your legs are clayA: "My name...is Anonymous. Dubson. McMoot.">The tears are still thereA: "I hate myself. I hate everything.">The pain>It's always been there>Ever since you realized the world didn't want you>Then again>Maybe it doesn't want anybody>You're at the bottom of the pit now>One step forward>You're dragging Jammon behind you by her wristJa/Ma: "Father...FATHER!"A: "I hate the way the world is. I hate how everybody in it has to die. I hate that nobody wants to be good. I hate that nobody wants to be good to ME goddamnit...">Your fingernails are utterly cracked to the base>Muscles is weeping blood from his spine's bases>He twitches at random>Smashes your wand into the floor over and overA: "...nobody but my Mom...and you.">You are standing in the middle of the Mammons>Jammon is still so depressed she can barely speak>She tries to stab herself in the wrist>Digs the knife down until the tip comes out the other sideJa/Ma: "Make it stop...MAKE IT STOP!"A: "...Jackie.">The skeleton containing your girlfriend turns to youcont
>>2787443>>2787443J: "Anonymous. Killer."A: "Uhuh."J: "Liar.">You sniffA: "Yeah."J: "Perverter."A: "...">You can feel something in your head>It's Skelejackie>She has Mammon's body>She's reading your mindJ: "You only chased me to spite Marco Diaz.">She knowsA: "You forgot the best part...">You smileA: "I fucked it up."https://youtu.be/azeM81kDN-M>You close your eyes>Weep even more deeply>As you beam her the emotions you can remember>Mammon's body>Which Jackie has>Is Psionic>Finally>You don't have to TELL her anything>You just have to let her see>The warmth of your hands touching>The way your chest would fill whenever she looks at you>How her voice silences your urges to hurt yourself>Her kiss>How it completes you>You finally have a way to show her>To help her feel what you feel>Even if it's just knowledge>Even if it's just a memoryA: "I don't know who I am. Or what I want...not really.">You look into those crystal eyes>Those deep>Ocean blue eyesA: "I know I love you, Jackie."cont
>>2787446>>2787446>LOOZAR watches from above>He slurps from a Gargantuglug soda>It is the size of a shot glass to himLO: "Such dree-ama.">Jackie is quiet>You know she feels you>She knows you love her>The Skeleton heads jerk>Twist>The eyes inside each skull crack>Then she cries>Through eyes that shouldn't>She cries your black tearsA: "Come back to me."J: "Anon...I can't.">Your soul cracksJ: "I can't cast his spells.">She points>To JammonJ: "He can.">You look down to the mess you've made of an nearly all-powerful sorcerA: "Get outta my woman.">Jammon throws up again>You slap her>HardJa/Ma: "MIND SWAP! TRUE!">A flash of light>Jackie's eyes open>Ocean blue>You're holding herA: "Being inside of you if MY fuckin' job.">You kiss her>She keeps crying>The Mammons are trying to put themselves togetherA: "So.">Anonymous looks to them>Raises his left hand up>Dark Star begins to form.A: "What was that about you fuckers having 24 health a piece?"SESSION END!NEXT SESSIONNEXT SATURDAY!7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!Don't miss LIVE WITH LUNA!Happening TOMORROW AT 7 PM US CENTRALMade possible by the pals of Patreon.https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620Discord for new friends and old wanting to memehttps://discord.gg/HG24uuStay blesstLove, Quest
>>2787448Good shit. I wonder what will happen next
>>2787583We're gonna give Mammon the hardest possible yeet.