SESSION START!https://youtu.be/DJ6CcEOmlYU>You are Anon>15 year old super sorcerer>Who has come to his place>WAR PLANET>A gladitorial hyper-capitalist meat grinder>Where great warriors and slaves battle for glory>Riches>The amusement of their captors>Millions of aliens fill the seats>Some nobles in the balconies above you>Most commoners from the planets under this place's dominion>They fight for purchase to see the Arena>Hypnotic lights and soundbytes entice them to spend>Spend>Spend on all manner of hedonistic indulgence???: "ALL SNACKS LABELED FOR YOUR INDIVIDUAL DIETARY CONCERN. DOUBLE SUCCZ HALF OFF FOR THE NEXT NINETY MINUTES! How do -you- like your slopcorn? Double malted? Or...">An image appears across the entire ceiling>Of a bucket filled with steaming, golden goo>Whipped cream is sprayed onto the top>Then chocolate balls>Then onion rings >Then a blue sauce >Then an entire crustacean, still living Announcer: "ANIMAL STYLE!?">A mist is sprayed down onto the crowd>It's deep green>They open their mouths and vents and lather their various skins in it>Good thing you're not down there>You're higher up>With the other gladiators and minor nobles>A place called "The Pleasure Veranda"">Where you await your chance to fight in the pit>There will be matches before yours>The BLOOD BATH BATTLE where a horde of slaves will free-for-all against one another>An "Exhibition" where one of your old allies>Who doesn't remember you for some reason>Will face former champions of the arena>Then you will fight the warriors who currently watch alongside you>In THE TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONScont
>You have a team of your friends trying to seek WAR PLANET's underbelly>Another team trying to gain access to the highest levels>Where the nobles live>You are here>You are Anonymous>That announcer voice made the stone seats vibrate>Oh->oh no wait>That's the massage functionA: "WHoh my god...">Your two abominations>DROOGand>JUMPING JACK>Are your partners>The other teams are minding their own busiess>Except the one next to youW: "Blasted thing's inoperable!">With the Walrus>The Oyster>and the GreyW: "Zozeph. Give an aching old blub your seat, eh?"Z: "Sir, Farthy my back still hurts from when you put me in the locker. I need the chair or I w-">BONK!>The Walrus has slapped his grey companion with his club-like caneW: "That's ARCH VICEROY MCDUFFLE to you, son."Z: "Of course. I forgot what day it was."W: "Quite.">The Oyster is silentWhat do?CHARACTER SHEEThttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbndALLIEShttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#heading=h.noqk0yi97yv5Ruleshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit#heading=h.l6cv83fq0ajtHeaven or HellLet's rock
>>2693323Mingle with Mr Walrus man while we wait for an opening with Entropy/for his fight to end. See what kind of LORE we can squeeze out of him.
>>2693323https://youtu.be/isxvXITTLLY Chant ancient german crusader songs about conquest just loud enough for the walrus dude to hear
>>2693323Supporting:>>2693331Also, see if the Grey knows about the planetary destruction we learn of from the other grey.
>>2693331>>2693345>>2693368These'll work greatly, also.Mind read the other contenders
>>2693323>>2693323MIND READ THE SLAVES TO SEE WHICH ONES ARE MORE LIKELY TO WILLINGLY ALLY WITH USMind Read and Talk with ALL of the Teams in the Verdana for advise.Mind Read that Radially Symetrical Ayy.Mind Read Entropy so see if he ss3s any way we might help himStatus Report from Susan and Luna.
>>2693323Adding support for:>>2693371to my vote here:>>2693368>>2693372I would say to specify physically talking to them so Quest doesn't think you want to mentally talk with them. Make sure not to give away the mental abilities.
>>2693392Sounds good. But the Radially Symettrical ayy has shown not to be able to talk but can still communicate telepathically.
>>2693392>Physically talk to the slaves>When they're in the arena>And we're in the high VIP stands
>>2693399Thankfully we got psionics
>>2693403I don't want to talk to them. I'm advising not having mental conversations with people and giving away the ability to have mental communications.
>>2693323Provide eye in the sky support for Entropy in his Blood Bath Battle via Mind Comms. Adding support for this as an opener >>2693345 to a conversation to support >>2693331 .
>Read everyones mind.>Ask Luna for advice.
>>2693447>Ask Luna for advice.This is never a bad choice.
>>2693323Adding ask Luna for advice.to:>>2693368
>>2693321>>2693463Extra vote to reflect on the crude reality of life in WAR PLANET, the morality of skavery and the complexity of managing and ruling such a giantic place.
>>2693491No, use it to contemplate the philosophical and existential questions of pissing on Glossy
Whenever someone dies do the Thanos Dab emote and tell anyone that asks that its "part of our culture and a sign of respect"
>>2693447Watch the battles and crowd through Luna's eyes and listen to her commentary.>ASK HER WHAT SHE PLANS TO DO WITH THE MISSING SPELLS WHEN WE GET THEM BACK
>>2693531She's going to give them to us, obviously. And teach us how to use them.
>>2693531Teach them to us, I’d assume.
>>2693538>>2693541JUST ASK HER! She had plans for those spells before. I want to know what she planned to do with them before fate ruined her universe.
>You feel out onto the veranda>It takes a bit of effort>This place spans the entire rim of the arena>Your WILL is heavily taxed by holding up your Abominations>Droog especially>He has so much...MASS>Jack twitches and mumbles to himself even more than usual as your attention drifts away from controlling his posture>He slouches against the snack table>Which appears to be re-heating your provided food every few seconds>As you look out to the others>The lights in the arena turn pinkAnn: "KISS CAM!"https://youtu.be/EzgGWt2gKjs?t=128Ann: "Would numbers 10-9-4, 11-43, and 19065-C please COME ON DOWN!">The lights turn down onto the audience>There's a riot of sorts>People fighting one another for purchase>The guards move in>Stun gun several people>As two individuals from the lower stands>Along with one person from the box seats>Get thrown down into the pit>The cameras point down at them>Reads off their names in digital scriptXENOCH ANTIOCH Odds 17,985,201Xe: "Wait! Wait, my ticket! My ticket's not discount!"Ann: "Let's hear it for these BRAVE and -smart- shoppers ladies and gentlezims!">The crowd chantsC: "UNLEASH. THE BEAST. UNLEASH. THE BEAST. KISSKAM. KISS KAM! KISS KAM! KISS KAM!"Ann: "THE BEAST OF ZORRRRRRR!!!">A purple, draconic thing is released from the lower portals>It's body is covered in scorpion-like armor>It has a two-barbed stinger on one end>It charges, spreading it's orange membraned wings >The three audience members flee>The first screams "Marshasha I love y-">Before his legs are splattered to juice by the monster's teeth>BUT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT>You're here to WIN>So first>You spycont
>>2693634>>2693634>The first team>You can feel their presences immediately>The WALRUS thinks highly of himself>The Grey, is figuring out what name to call the Walrus to not get hitZ: "I hope I ate enough sugar before this. I feel faint.">The Oyster is contemplating the crude reality of life in WAR PLANET, the morality of skavery and the complexity of managing and ruling such a giantic place.>It opens it's folding head and licks it's own shell>Electric drool pools onto the ground>He can't wait to stab someone with his spear, coated in it>He also wishes his joints would loosen upcont
>>2693639>>2693639>THE NEXT TEAM>Three misfits who ended up joining forces>An eyeless creature, that lounges in a nearby shadow>It's sensing everyone too>It sees with some form of projected energy field>The Mollusk Creature covered in Arms>He perks up when you think at him>Turns his fingers toward you>You 'think' away before he connects>The last is a lizard man>Standing about seven feet tall>He's attacking a training dummy>Discussing strategy with the other twoH: "Names Horridus. You?"X: "Xenowar.">The mollusk folds his hands into the shape of a starH: "Lonely star?">NoH: "Lone Star?">The hands nodH: "You both psychic?"X: "Neach."H: "Hm...we being watched?">The mollusk points to you>So you stop peeping before it starts a fightcont
>>2693643>>2693643>Down Below>The last two crowd members head for the walls>One tries to climb it with a set of suction cup feet>They get electrocuted>Their body resists itAnn: "Ah ah ahh.">The crowd pushes them back in>The big spindly crab thing lands on it's back>It can't get it'self righted>It shrieks>Sprays a pink foam from it's underbelly>It's eyes weep blue blood>The beast of Zor closes and while you can't see past it's massive back>The high-light screens show the crab thing puking out young from it's mouth just before it's swallowed>It's legs ripped clean off with talons the size of dogs>Then the scittering soft-shelled children>Get licked up off the dirtTEAM 3>The silent>Stoic>CENTAUR SHAPED MASS OF GOLDEN FIRE>He doesn't even have team mates>His mind is also keenly psionic>It seems to occupy his entire body>A promoter is talking to himP: "Aight so, you're gonna need a name if you do this. Lone fighter. Unknown potential. It's gold."???: "Yes. It is."P: "Aight, these are nanites huh?"???: "Yes."P: "Ok so. Get ready for this...">The little gremlin ball backs up, rubbing his hands>Then spreads them wide presenting his geniusP: "Nano-Taur!"???: "...No."P: "Well FUCK-CHEESE what's your idea then?"???: "I will be nameless. It does not matter who I am."P: "Nobody's allowed to go nameless."???: "Then I am the Last Son."P: "Son of who?"???: "The last son of Andelus."P: "Wait, what species did you say you was again?"???: "I did not."P: "Aight that'll be your TEAM name. You tho...">The promoter checks a box on his touch clip boardP: "You're fuckin' Nanotaur."cont
>>2693634>BUT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT>You're here to WINI-I care a little...That was.... ugh...
>>2693654>>2693654TEAM 4A: "Whoah...">BARELY A SENTIENT THOUGHT EXISTS WITHIN THIS BEAST>IT'S LIMBS ARE MULTIFACETED AND RIGID>IT'S HEAD IS A CARTILAGE DRILL>It contemplates it's head a great deal>With that body>Shaped like a pterodactyl horse>It's just wating>Breathing>Waiting>Someone walks by with some chocolate swirl pounders>Eating>Waiting>Breathing>The other two are that Manta ray flying squirrel creature>Who is hanging upside-down from the rafters>A server comes by and asks if they want anything>He lets go from the rafter and activates his side-jets>Hovers down and landsSS: "Uh, yeah put this on Septic Swooper. I have a credit card only is that fine?"S: "Oh it's complimentary for fighters, hun."SS: "I meant for the tip!"S: "Oh! Oh haha we don't get tips when we work the veranda."SS: "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry."S: "It's fine. I'm an older hostess so I get the good gigs."SS: "Well, you don't look it."S: "Oh, stawp."SS: "I mean it.">Gross>The last one is the cylinder>The pickle shaped one with three limbs on his top and bottom>With a helmet on either end of his body>He's watching the arena>Yet in his mind>All you can see>Is his wife and childhttps://youtu.be/3KkfUTybEMgAnn: "ohhhHHHAHHAH! THE GREAT BEAST OF ZORR HAS BEEN DEFEATED! Let's hear it for our new members of the Battle pits!">You whip back to the arena>Whoah>The thing's tail has been chainsawed off>It's head is exploded>Two black guys and a chubby lizard baby are headed back to some loading doorsA: "That was quick."Ann: "NOW. IT'S TIME!"Crowd: "BLOOD. BATH. BLOOD. BATH. BLOOD. BATH. BLOOD. BATH!"Ann: "FOR GLORRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!">The slaves are being released into the arena>Hundreds of them>Mostly common folk>Or Debtors>Then>Amongst them>Rises a monolith>The screen calls him by only one name>GIRAFFE GUY>You recognize him>He used to be one of Ludo's Minionscont
>>2693662>>2693662Ann: "Slaves. You enter this arena as chattle...YOU WILL LEAVE. AS. CHAMPIONS!">An orbiting ring of weapons descends unto the borders of the battle arena>All the slaves rush for them>Except one>Except Giraffe guy>You can bet>You can engage one of the teams>The Promoter is here and askingP: "Aye. You guys pick a team name yet?"A: "Hey, Fatty.">The Walrus looks toward youW: "Don't talk to Zozeph that way, you mongrel.">Zozeph is 100 pounds MAX>You snap your fingers>Whip out your phone for the backing trackA: " https://youtu.be/xT9lIH9VpBo ">On the drum beats>Jack slaps his two-handed Saw>DROOG shakes his chains>Both abominations mutter the lyrics as you filter them into their ears>The Oyster is unaffected>The Walrus finds it catchy>Zozeph's eyes get gigantic as he seems to recognize you>Or at least...Z: "Oh my zorb...a human."What do?>>2693660I'm glad you care, friend.Somebody has to.
>>2693681>Z: "Oh my zorb...a human."MMmmmmm.... Debatable. Still, what's so surprising about a human?
>>2693681"Bereite deine Schließmuskeln für den bevorstehenden Kampf vor!"
>>2693681>Team "Traps Arent Gay"Tell Walurs guy to fuck off, talk to the human.
>>2693681>P: "Aye. You guys pick a team name yet?"Oh, and: "Gold Team." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVIg16Q930g
>>2693662WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT GIRAFFE GUY OR HIS CORSE SURVIVESIf we can get to him we can get him or his soul to interrogate it later.Also we need to help Al / Entropy.And wellI wish I we could help everyone else. But I really see no way how...Any asvise, Luna?>>2693689If he really is a grey that means his species knows humans up clise and have visited Earth before
>>2693681"How you handling the destruction of your planet?"
>>2693681>BetBet on Al/Entropy>Giraffe GuyGet a mind read on him. If he's there as a victim of circumstance, I say we attempt to work with him.. work out something via mind negotiations. Our eyes-in-the-sky aide in the Blood Bath like we're doing for Al in return for dirt on Ludo if he survives enough to get out of there. If he agrees, bet on him too.>Team name"Lulz Squad"?>Conversation EngageWe seem to be going Walrus and Alien route for that, so might as well push forwards with that
I give Ark my vote!
>>2693681Can we try collecting the souls of any of the slaves/ Combatants that die in the arena? Maybe if we focus?
>>2693832We should do that AFTER the tournament.
>>2693835It might be too late after that. Corpses might be disposed of or the souls lose their anchor to the bodies.
>>2693840Find the place where they dump bodies.
>>2693832Don't show off magic before entering the no magic fight.
>>2693828>>2693703Thanks m8.>Adding Bet all of our money on us to win
>>2693848We told luna to make bets. She is going to make the bets.
>>2693703Their is no human except Anon.
>>2693873No, the only human here is Jackie.
>The promoter creature gets a little impatient>Especially since you did the entirety of Erika from memory>His eyelash like frills shakeP: "What? The Musical Monsters? :b: autotune?"A: "How did you pronounce :b: "P: "Like that."A: "Oh shit."P: "Moronic Mutants. Got it."A: "We are Gold Team.">Droog SLAMS his chains in approvalP: "Fight names?">You point to yourself>Then Jack>The DroogA: "Traps. Ain't. Gay.">Droog turns his one eye to you>Why, master?>Why?P: "Aight, cool. I'll send this up to the boys in media.">That feminine voice returnsF: "Attention Champions. Betting may now commence."A: "How do I bet on myself?"W: "Yew don't. Unless you have Quatloos."A: "Fuck is a squatloo? Do you poo in it?"Z: "N-no."A: "Well you fucking should. Designated head-ass."Z: "Please stop shouting so much."A: "Why aren't you passed out in a KKK uniform?"Z: "I-I'm sorry?"A: "Your race is on my planet. They commune with us and probe us anally.">The Oyster turns to look at you nowA: "They said a 'Darkness' destroyed the Network and their homeworld. You know about that?">Zozeph looks to be a simply dressed man>Other than the tubes from his wrist to the strange device he keeps on his hip>He resembles a janitor>Or a workman wearing a strapped one-piece>As you describe to him what you've seen>He begins to tear upZ: "I'm an exile...I was gonna go home off our winnings."A: "...Oh."JJ: "Heh."A: "NO!">You point at Jack>He freezesA: "Not even a giggle."Dr: "Heh.">DamnitA: "How do I get Quatloos?"W: "Well, you give money to a trusted ally. MMMfmfmm they convert the bits to Quatloos. God's currency. Here in War Planet.">The oyster slurps in agreementW: "Then. You can bet.">You scissor>Everyone staresP: "Hoo, buddy...">Henry, the promoter takes a few blinking snapshots with a device in his eyes>You produce a FAT SACK!A: "What's my odds?">Henry looks down at his boardH: " 9006."cont
>>2693681Supporting:>>2693689for the conversation.
>>2693952>>2693952>You scissor again>Lesbian style>Intimate even>As you peek through the portal you see Jackie and Luna>They're getting their feet done>Via octopus massageL: "Hello, Darling."J: "I~ ca~nt feeeellll myyyyy soullllll~ "A: "Mom. Bet on me. The Giraffe too."L: "Of course.">SHrrrip!A: "Aight. That takes of th-">WHAM!Crowd: "OOOHHhHHoho!">The Giraffe>He's just standing in the center of the slaves>Whenever one gets close to him at all>He slams his ENTIRE HEAD AND NECK down into them>Shattering their bodies>Crushing bones>One bounces up into the air>He sees it through the tiny slats in his helm>He swats them like a baseball into the standsAnn: "OHO~! IT'S A BONUS VALUE ROUND!">The crowd gets sprayed with a bright red fluid>Their eyes and gums bleed from it>They turn on the rung-out gladiator>They rip him to shredsAnn: "This dismember-cam sponsored by Thunder-Munch.">Giraffe guy stands tall and proud>However>A figure moves up behind him>Wielding a rotatory-blade on the end of a spear>He can't see him>His ears are locked up in the helmetA: "Oh FUGG! Loggid HEEM!"what do?
>>2693681>>2693832Try and Mind Read Giraffe Guy to see how he got here. We might want to get him or his body to get Intel on Ludo's current state.>>2693991AW FUCKCan we Mind Read to contact him and warn him?Otherwise psionically pour trap porn onto his attacker's brain.
>>2693991Telepath behind him, call him a faggot.
>>2693991>J: "I~ ca~nt feeeellll myyyyy soullllll~ "You don't got one Jackolantern.Find Entropy in all of this chaos, what's he doing? I think we lost track of him.
>>2694005Do not psionically pour trap porn onto his attacker's brain.
>>2693991>PSIONICS ARENT MAGIC>WARN THE GIRAFFE TO JUMP FORWARD NOW
Rolled 2 + 20 (1d20 + 20)>Your neurons burn as you take it all in>The chaos>The death>There's a spider-slug dissolving a blue gnome in it's mouth>A shelled Jellyfish monster using a chair to choke a Shark-Snake to death>Somebody has a tooth brush>A sharpened tooth brush>There's a Koala family operating as a hive mind getting gutted one at a time by the guy with the tooth brush>You have made your decision however>You will take your place in this chaos>Not only as an observerA: "Hey, bih.">The giraffe turns>He can hear youA: "6 oclock.">He rolls StrengthDice Related.
>>2694118>He rolls STR>It's +20OK, I have a new proposal. Tell Luna to not bet on the Giraffe and let's let him die in the Bloodbath so we don't have to fucking face that shit later. Good god that's terrifying.
>>2694152He isn't even the strongest.
>>2694118 bet on giraffe because like>>2694159 says, he's not the strongest we'll be facing
>>2694118>>2694118https://youtu.be/JNRCA1hbvQk?list=RDpNkQMtZAMAw&t=57THE ATTACKER WAS USING A DEXTERITY MOVE>STEALTH ATTACKIT FACES GIRAFFE GUY'S STRENGTH ATTACK>BRUTE POWERTHE ATTACKER GOT 19GIRAFFE GUY GETS 22WHAM!>He shatters the pole where the rotary blade once sat>WHAM!>He smashes the lizard-like face>WHACK! CRACK!>SMMACK!>Str trumps Dex>Giraffe guy's helmet is a bright cherry of gore>His neck and chest are covered in blue teeth and gum matter>Droog can't wait to fight him>Jack likes his skinTHE FIGHT GOES ON>A cyborg speaker-bee and a Football headed pig go at it>The Pig chokes the bee to death screaming the name of his father as he does it>A creature with a hat made of flags uses a Jackhammer-sword to break all seven necks of a hydra-mermaid>Jumping Jack is excited>Droog wants to kill>This is madness>No rhyme or reason in the arena>Yet all of it gets edited>Posted>With slick graphics and a beautiful soundtrack>Above you>On the 7000000 pixel screenAnn: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PROVIDE TO THE BLOOD BAAAAAATH!">The fans>The nobles too>They throw things into the arena>Weapons>Chairs>One lady throws her child>The sensors approve it>She gets %40 on her bet winnings for itWhat do?
>>2694183throw a noble into the arena
>>2694183>Throw ourselves into the arena, specifically Giraffe guy, and turn into a tentacle whip for him.If not allowed then this>>2694190
>>2694183THROW WALRUS PRICK IN THE ARENAHE INSULTED OUR ROYAL HONOR
>>2694183>>2694213LET THE WORLD FEAST ON WALRUS BLUBBER!
>>2694183Open a portal to mewni and throw some of the native animals into the ring.
>>2694183>>2694201Specifically this guy>>2694213
>>2694183>>2694190>>2694213MAKE THAT THIS GUY INSTEAD
>>2694183>One lady throws her childAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMUST SUPPRESS NEED TO PROTECC>Throw in a chair.
>>2694213>ADDING SCISSOR PORTAL THE GREY OUT AND INTO OUR CASTLE. TELL THE BOYS TO TREAT HIM LIKE A GUEST/ COMFY PRISONER
>>2694183>>2694213>>2694222>>2694229>>2694235Do not attack other Contestants on the Verdana.Either way it's impossible since we're separated by a wall of glass or something.>>2694183We could try throwing in something to HelpGiraffe Guy.If Ludo abandoned him WE COULD TRY becoming his sponsor to earn his loyalty.I don't think he's a slave out of his own vlition after all.We could throw some of our Undead to help him oror.... we could try joining in ourselves... is that allowed?>>2694245Yeah. That's kinda fucked up.>>2694251Do not act against other Combatants on the Verdana.
>>2694183Supporting >>2694213. Shits going off the charts, anyways. we'll blame it on blood lust.
>>2694262Learn everything we can about both allies and enemies in case we must protect or defeat the in any way possible.
>>2694257I can agree with not attacking contestants. As that is a quick way to be banned and or killed.
>>2694257Its not an attack, he told us to get out of of the way. We are oblging him by moving him away!
>>2694183Chaning my vote from:>>2694226to Supporting:>>2694257
>>2694257This really is all a very good idea
>>2694284>>2694272>>2694270>>2694268>>2694257We might prefer to hold ourselves from joining the fight ourselves in the chance of Joining Entropy's fight later, since we'd rather see him live than Giraffe Guy.Could be preferable to send Some of our Undead or our Abominations to help Giraffe Guy and then join Entropy/Al in his fight against the experienced fighters.We'd however waste our energy much more before fighting Loozar if we did that.Might be better to just send a troop of Skeletons to help Giraffe.
>>2694183>>2694260Alright, swapping vote to >>2694257
THROW SOME FUNIONS
>>2694360We have none of thoseNeither does QuestBuy it seems.
>>2694374... do you think our rivals saw how effective they were and cornered the market?
>side action>think at the buffet to produce healing funyons and stuff our pockets full/ give them to jackie for help later.
>>2694391Na. Main ingredient was gnome and they extinct now.
>>2694398I don't think Funyons are in production anymore, since not even QuestbBuy had them.
>>2694432We haven't been to quest buy in a while to find out
Ya if we can stuff our pockets with funions do it.
THE VOTES>Throw a fookin' chair1 vote>Throw yourself into the fray4 votes>Throw the Goddamn Walrus4 votesA tie, you say?I love those.A: "Oh! HOH-YEAH! YEAH, BABY!">The thrills>The noise>THE POWER>You see that baby get tossed in>ThePowerstops.png>You're scowlingA: "What the..."W: "JOLLEH Good ahaaha! Bring me more of that pop-ed shrimp bisquits would you?">The Feminine voice from the ceiling responds"Of course, Duke Suddig."W: "Myes, Excellent.">He gets a bucket of fried stuffsZ: "Don't you think it's a bad idea to go into this with a full stomach?">BONK!W: "Food is fuel, Zozeph. If you understood cyombat in aneh way you'd be a great honking fellow like myself. Now sit your prodigiously minuscule thorax somewhere -not- within eating distance.">Zozeph sits near your side>You glance to Giraffe guy>Back to the booth>Giraffe guy>Booth>You see that fucking smug Walrus>He's got an idea, hasn't he?>Oh, tiesA: "HEY!">Anon's leaning off of the balconyA: "GET THE CAMERAS, HEY!">You actually notice a screen has you for a momentA: "Get a LOAD AH-THIS!">You jump over the railing between you and the team of Walrus, Oyster and Grey Ayyylimbo>You grab the Shirt that belongs to the fat monster>Anon yanks the shirt up, revealing a set of phat, dripping, dark brown and pink nippled tittiesAnn: "WHOAHOWAH! HEY! GET THAT OUTTA HERE! THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!">The crowd is disgusted>Some are screaming WOO!>Down below>Anon's actions have provided a small opening>Giraffe guy rolls 3d20s to see what weapons he can snag from the orbiting ring of death implements>14A serrated horned skull>3That person's child>19A helmet with a Rocket booster>He snags it >Meanwhile, up on the veranda>The feminine voice comes back on your pod"Attention, champion. Your actions have earned you a meritorial punishment."A: "A what?">Your ribs>Fucking Ow>Anon's Dex roll was a 4>He had adv for the Walrus being distracted>Still+1 is only 5>Not enough to dodge being bear hugged by this tubby 9 foot behemoth"Your winnings will now be docked by %40 until your actions have been corrected."A: "SHSRIF...">You can't breafW: "Poor form, old bean.">Seriously>You can't BREAFWhat do?
>>2694529A: "Fuck! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Uncle!"
>>2694529use that strength to launch him
>>2694529I told you it was a fucking bad idea to attack others in the Verdana.
>>2694529>THIS PLANET WILL BE MINE, WINNINGS MEAN NOTHING, ONLY BLOOD>THE BLOOD FLOWS NOW>CAST IMMOLATE ON FATTY>DARK STAR THE BUFFET>SCISSOR PORTAL OPEN AND SUMMON OUR BONE BOY ARMY>DROOG AND JACK, GOSNEAK ATTACK TABLE FLIPRAISE THE DEAD AS THEY FALLDARK STAR THE RESTWARPLANET IS OURS TONIGHT
>>2694542>>2694545Whatever. Don't fucking do stupid shit like that again tho.Go back to your Verdana. Does that count as correcting your actions?Use PURE STR to break out of Walrus' sea-bear hug.
>>2694552No, this is a terrible fucking idea. Not in the center of all of this when we'll get our ass kicked. Let's say we're sorry and not commit suicide like an absolute idiot.
>>2694552Ark go fuck yourself.
>>2694552Ark, shut the fuck up.
>>2694529failing my vote,>>2694543>>2694552CHAAARGE
>>2694558For the sake of unity, I'll support this if it didn't already count as supporting my original vote. I'd like to undo the stupidity we've committed right now.
>>2694562>>2694567Suck my dick faggots
God I miss Janna.It's been less than a day since we saw her and it already feels like a week, months even since we hanged out.
>>2694618fuck off 667
>>2694642No. Sabrina too.I wonder that they're all doing right now while we babysit Giraffe Guy.>>2694558>>2694529I'd also vote to Contact SUSAN and WONDERVON and see how they're doing.
>>2694648>Contact SUSAN and WONDERVON and see how they're doing.That is, a status report. See if they've found anything about Wondervon, his creations, toolsor WHERE ENTROPY/AL MIGHT BE.
>>2694529Support for >>2694558 .
>Just leave and get a report from your friendos.>Also call Janna.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>You struggle against the blubberA: "Ok. So."W: "Apologize to me, Ruffian.">How is he this fat and also this fucking swole?>You can feel his muscle contract beneath the tub>It's like a barrel wrapped in doughA: "Fuck off. This was a bad idea. Regret is for pussies."W: "I could snap you.">He clenchesA: "I could kill every motherfucker in this place.">He smirks>You think>Hard to tell with the moustacheW: "You've won a -lot- of little fights, haven't you?">Droog moves closer>Raises his chain-hammer>Jack pulls out his sawsA: "Where the -fuck- are the guards and shit, now?"W: "We're not interfering with the show.">He turns you toward the crowdW: "That.">Most of the slaves are already dead or mortally wounded>One gorilla-sloth is stabbed and trying to catch his breath on the sidelines>A small sort of battery looking creature comes up shoves a trident into the wound>Wiggles it all around once inside>Giraffe guy uses his new Rocket helmet on what looks like neon-orange shrek>It implodes his chest>He throws up his heart>A pair of armless birds are kicking each other in the shins>Someone tosses them a boxing glove>They team up out of spite and try to get in the stands>A bear-Crocodile is slowly eating in the middle>The creature in her hands has regeneration but it's slow and inefficientP: "Stoph...gofs please please just st-">CRAWPMHChP: "AUUAAHHHH!">She looks down at the victim>Watches the humanoid purple stick/cucumber try to swipe at her with spongey limbs>She opens her mouth and lets one hit her in the nose>CRUNCHFPHSP: "UUAAAAAAAAhh Nohohoh! No. Please. I can't. We don't need to do th-">KEUMMPSHRKUKW: "This is -everything- to them. What happens in here.">He's definitely smiling now>You can tell>His mouth goes all the way to the back of his neckW: "Is all up to -me-, old bean.">You need an adultA: "Susan."Su: "Boss. We'we havin' a hard time down hewe. Deh's guawds eveywewe. Wondy got us caught."A: "How?"Su: "He knew deh way but the owd base is int-...inda...Buiwt in. It's buiwt INTO the city now. We found one of his owd wobots. He was wipped up and made to gwow hotdog fwuit."A: "And?"Su: "Wondy fuckin' bawwed wike a baby ovew it. Guawd sowt of dude came. I took em' out fwom behind wiffout him seeing me but mowe wiww pwobably come to shee what happened.">FuckW: "Well? Anything to say?">The Walrus has put his spare flipper out>Zozeph, the grey reaches into his pockets>Puts a long, silver fork into the open "hand"W: "Or shall I commence my edification?">The oyster licks it's shellROLL STRENGTH!
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2694775
Rolled 11 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>2694775
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>2694775
Rolled 16 + 13 (1d20 + 13)Cant get any worse
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2694775
Rolled 2 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>2694775As it seems, the Walrus is a big eater. Might it have REGENERATION out of it?Better not to figure out out right now don't wanna lose a big chunk of our HP right before our fight.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2694775
>>2694834Apologize and or set him on fire.
Rolled 13 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>2694775
Rolled 3 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>2694775please lets get somethin good
>>2694775also cast dark star or combust
Rolled 18 (1d20)CAST IMMOLATE
>>2694834For real, apologizing would be the best idea.
>>2694775>>2694780Well shit... with that as our roll... we may have to do nothing but cowtow for now. Heat and chaos of the proceedings got to our head, sorry ol'chap. We'll save that chipperness for the proper match, whot.
>>2694780>>2694780The winner...>You fight alright>You push with both legs>Wriggle>Try to kick against the fat wall of power hanging onto you>Muscles can't find a spot to hang out>Then he gets the shoulder>His sinews CRACK like whips as he hardens up>Your bones that fuse into the monstrous arm you use as your right hand man>Feel as if they could strain to popping loose>You can't>He's too strong>You've failedW: "Won't apologize?"A: "..but- but I-"W: "I win.">The Walrus runs his fork across The Oyster's electric tongue>14>...+15 Str>SHUNK!https://youtu.be/zJTl4EyY_HkA: "AAAHHHH!">Pain!?>Not the kind that rolls off>Or bounces through you like a lightning bolt>Giving you power>Fueling your rage>This pain is off-color>Wrong>Your shoulder is on fire>He went right through your armor>The spit>it's electrocuting you like mad>Adding to every bit of damage he's doing with the fork>Your abominations can't suffer this>Jack rushes forward>Raises the Saw up over his head>The other gladiators turn to watchXenowar: "Gerrechtizh?"Horridus: "Looks like that human kid picked a fight with the Bull Elephant Sweal.">Your shoulder muscles yanks up into your ear>You shake and froth a bitANON HAS TAKEN 12 DAMAGE>From the fork>From the Electricity>He takes an extra 13ANON HAS TAKEN 25 DAMAGE TOTALA: "FFFFFUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHK">The saw comes down>SHRANG!>The Oyster has produced a spear>Utterly blocking Jack's Saw attackW: "Oh, come now. Such dramatics.">Something stirs up above>Something ancient and terrible>Every time you blink>You see Luna's eyes>The feminine voice comes back"Attention, champion.">It's for the Walrus' box this time"Your actions are going to result in a meritorial punishment. %70 of your earnings will be docked if you continue with this action."W: "On WHO'S authority!?""It would appear your fellow champion has a sponsor."W: "Who?""A Mr. 'Rich Pidgeon' has claimed him as a charge."W: "...Pheh.">He grabs your collar>Tosses you away>Just like that>Like he doesn't even careW: "We'll settle this in the pit.">He hops upW: "I'm off fer a *piss* , gentlemen.">Droog helps you up>You cough up some smokecont
>>2694923>>2694923>Down in the pitAnn: "LADIES AND GENTLEZIMS!">Giraffe guy>The Croco-bear>The Battery shaped BugAnn: "THE BLOOD BATH BATTLE CHAMPIONS!">The crowd weeps with joy at the sight>There isn't a single bloodless speck of dirt on that floorAnn: "NOW!">Now>From the corner of the arena >A door openshttps://youtu.be/Ltrt2ilQl_E?list=RDGMEMYH9CUrFO7CfLJpaD7UR85wVMLtrt2ilQl_EAnn: "A special bout. Brought to you by our GENEROUS sponsors. Our organizers and the good people at FIGHT RIGHT WAR PLANET INC.">They begin to chantC: "BEAST. BEAST. BEAST. BEAST.">You see the horn before you see his face>Soured>Dour>Intense>His wings have been bound with lazer chainsA: "E-...entropy."Ann: "THE BEAST OF THE STARS! WILL FACE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE BLOOD BATH! ALONG WITH YOUR FORMER CONTENDERUS MAXIMUS CHAMPINE!">Another door opens>Out steps a monolith of glitterAnn: "All the way from the enchanted mines of PIXTOPIA! THE SILICON SENTINELLLLLL!">The creature draws a sword made of his own body from his chest>His head glows like a disco ball>Out from it>A beam of light>It blasts out into a prismatic fan>When it ends>He begins to march>Forward>Toward your unicorn buddy>This place can take a bite out of you>Your turn in the pit is coming soon>First>You've got to figure out how deep you really areWhat do?
>>2694928Establish connection with Entropy, figure out if he can fight or if he can think of a way for us to help him.
>Resurrect shrimp and blood for blood them.>Speculate on this creatures immunity to magic.>Check the ring for magic detection and shit>blood for blood Entropy to heal him. If it wont set off any traps.>Give money to help Entropy.>Cause as many issues as reasonable while heaping advantages on Entropy. Psionics, magic, money.>If its sneaky OWN the chains holding Alabster.
>>2694928Can we Raise Dead all of the Shrimps in our Verdana locale and BFB them for health?Do that.Figure out a way we can best help:>Entropy first.>Giraffe Guy second.We could try See what Luna did to help our skin.Did he convince this Rich Pidgeon to sponsor us?Maybe he can do that with Entropy to give him an advantage?How much can we help Entropy ourselves? this guy Rich Pigeon might know the rules closer at hand.Can we help him sending him shit using the scissors without penalizing ourselves?
>>2694963I like you and I support you.
>>2694923>>2694928>'Rich Pidgeon'>PIXTOPIAHahn. Mewni's coming to represent>What Do?>There isn't a single bloodless speck of dirt on that floor All these dead bodies... they gotta get deposited somewhere. Probably somewhere no one cares, since they're the losers. All kinds of aliens with unique abilities lost their lives in that match, might be nice to have some join our undead ranks. If guards on high alert with where Wondy was looking, perhaps having the duo follow and scout out where we can insta-raise an army from might be a good alternative backup?>Entropy & GiraffeSupport >>2694953 / >>2694963>Mending WoundsSupport >>2694958 shrimp dealio. If that doesn't work, maybe it would be possible to use all the blood and flesh present from the recent battle to mend our wounds?
>>2694963All of this post of mine plus:>>2694970Mind Talk to BOTH Giraffe Guy and Entropy not to fight each other and Concentrate on the Silicon Sentinel.This guy is tough as nails and it's gonna take the Three Champs and Entropy to take him down.Both Giraffe Guy and Entropy should be willing to listen to us, since Entropy knows we were at his birth, and we just saved Giraffe Guy's skin back then.
>>2695008Smart and has heart, yes. Super support.
>>2695008>>2694963>>2694928AaaaandandandLet Susan borrow our Scissors so she and Wondervon can escape the guards and maybe travel WAR PLANET safer. Maybe they can make it to the Laboratory with them?Open a small portal to her and hand her your scissors.
>>2695019>>2695008These are good too.
>>2694928Supporting:>>2694963AndText Janna: "Wanna come watch me get my ass kicked while you sit in an alien VIP box with Jackie?"
Send Janna this as well. Its a good plan.than again, " he wanna come watch me get my ass kicked while you sit in an alien VIP box with Jackie ....alone?"is pretty compelling
>>2694928For the sake of making things easier on Quest I'm going to condense my vote into just helping Entropy out of all the options.
>>2695042ALRIGHT ALRIGHT.I still wanna do everything, but time is limited and some things take priority. Try and get the Champs and Entropy into a truce.I guess we can do everything else next session.
>>2694928>Silicon Sentinelhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SiliconDon't suppose any of our stalwart buddies down in the ring has access to hydrofluoric acid or the ability to generate temperatures in excess of 1000-Celsius
D: "Master...">You look up at your latest creation>A hulk full of alien organs and wrapped in the skin of a regenerating dinosaurA: "Hello Droog...">More smoke comes from your nose as you talkD: "We kill them all?"A: "...">There is a voice in your head>Shrieking to just escape>To smash as many heads as possible and get out of here>The walrus wasn't even impressive looking>Yet he took a chunk from you with an eating utensil>Muscles is so upset>Because he thinks that fat lard might be stronger than youA: "Soon.">Droog mutters to himself as you get up>Anon is a lot of things>Disrepectful>Angry>Violent>Even rash at timesA: "Hey, inner monolouge. Get off my ass.">You hate the way you make choices sometimes>You smash whatever you can>Run from what you can't>Like a vermin with hulk hands>You can't use magic hereA: "Wait...">No>Yes you can>You just have to not get caughtA: "Shrimp.">Jack hands you the bowl with his feet>You just start plucking them>Forcing them to struggle in your fingers as you RAISE THEM FROM THE DEAD>CRUAWNCHA: "Alright, fuckers."https://youtu.be/FdcNB-7awqY?list=RDGMEMYH9CUrFO7CfLJpaD7UR85wVMLtrt2ilQl_EA: "Let's dance.">Your MIND reaches out to the floor below>To both Giraffe guy and EntropyA: "Stop."E: "I cannot. I will win my way out. Or break free from these chains."G: "...Who are you?"A: "Your fairy godmother, cuntlips."G: "You warned me."A: "I got money on you. Don't overcomplicate shit. I do that enough."E: "Agreed.">The Fighters begin to circle>The sentinel does not move very fast>Entropy is stock still>His horn glowsA: "If you and the winged wonder over there DON'T go for each other you might live."G: "Or I gang up with my battle brothers here."A: "I -watched- those guys try to murder you."E: "I am going to murder you."A: "No. Stop. Stop, both of you. Is this what I'm like?"L: "Usually."A: "Mom!"L: "I find it endearing."A: "Did you save my dick earlier?"L: "Albeit something I'd do...it was Jackie.">hwatL: "She says 'hi', darling. As if we were on a teley-phone line or something."A: "Hey, baby~"L: "..."A: "Sorry. Fuck do I do here?"L: "Are you eating well?"A: "Yes."L: "Are your minions hydrated."A: "yes. yes, Mom now p-"L: "Appeal to what they want."A: "huh?"L: "What do they -want- . Use that. Always. It can bring down anyone. Or anything."A: "...well I want everything."L: "So you're in the most danger of all."A: "Alright, cunts.">Oh>Wait>You were talking to mom>They were fightingcont
>>2695084>>2695084https://youtu.be/b9FXnCxrArA?list=RDGMEMYH9CUrFO7CfLJpaD7UR85wVMLtrt2ilQl_EENTROPY IS TRAMPLING THE BODY OF THAT BATTERY SHAPED ALIENHIS HOOVES HAVE ALREADY SPLATTERED IT TO NOTHING>He snorts>He's ankle-deep in pinkish green stains>The Crocobear approaches>Entropy THRUSTS with his horn>The croc slips it and goes in Mouth open>The HORSE Skin is too tough>She gnaws>Then looks upE: "Pathetic.">His eyes turn to silver comets>His nostrils blast sparkly white mist>The Gator-bear witnesses true celestial power>She runs>Heads for the weapons>Giraffe guy comes in>head at the ready>He cracks his own skull into the groundA: "What do you want!?"G: "Revenge."A: "Why?"G: "Ludo sold me."E: "I also want revenge."A: "Nobody sold you, did they?"E: "For being kept like an animal. When I am so much more...">Then sentinel is between them>Almost at rest What do, Anon?How do you use what they want?
>>2695091Giraffe dude... Ludo killed my mom. I want revenge too. You and me, revenge story. Work with Entropy, I'll help you get out of here. Entropy, I'm gonna save you and then take out the top brass and claim it all for my own. And I'll make every one of these sorry mother fuckers apologize for what they did to you.
>>2695091>”You guys don’t have to like each other, but your best chances of making it through all of this, and having your revenge, is by working together. So stop being a pair of prickly cunts and cooperate to kill that Pixtopia asshole.”
Remember we help Entropy's former form get revenge on the person who murdered the woman he loved. We can show him that memory.
>>2695091Well, we also want revenge, don't we?Good. We all have something in common then, and if we all work together we have something to win off of it.>Entropy and Giraffe Guy get to be free. >Anon and Giraffe Guy get their revenge on Ludo.>And Anon and Entropy get to destroy the established order on WAR PLANET for what they've done.Everyone wins.
>>2695091>A: "What do you want!?">G: "Revenge.">A: "Why?">G: "Ludo sold me.">E: "I also want revenge.">A: "Nobody sold you, did they?">E: "For being kept like an animal. When I am so much more...">Ludo killed our mother, destroyed our home, declared war on us. Ill kill him. Ill kill him dead. Even if you don't make it out of here.>We helped you get revenge once, on the one who killed your love. And its what were here to do again.
Backup plan! hear me out, let NotAlabaster die, bind his soul into his horn and chuck into a star, boom he's reborn a unicorn and not so flippin angsty. and I vote for this guy I guess. >>2695115
>>2695091>>2695115revengence on everyone
>>2695115>This is good. yes.
Also subtly mess with gator and silicon.Throw some money at Al if you can.
>>2695091Support >>2695096 and >>2695116
>>2695091If we aint using them we should let Susan borrow our Scissors.She can make better use of them to escort Wondie and escape guards.
>>2695091"Revenge is my middle name. Giraffe, I am Anonymous. Ludo is on my shitlist, team with Entropy to defeat the silicon and yeild to him and I will pull you from this shit hole and give yout the chance to finish Ludo personally. Entropy, join with Giraffe and nothing will stand in your way. We were friends once, battle allies. I saved you from death. Ally agaisnt silicon and allow Giraffe to yeild and we will flay those that chained you.
A: "I already know you're listening. So get this. I'm here for the same reasons as nearly every cunt up in this piece. My mole man wants revenge. You want revenge. My fucking MOM adopted me because of revenge."G: "So?"A: "Ludo killed her."G: "..."A: "I want his cloaca wrapped around my wrist. With my fingers sprouting out of his eye sockets."E: "That is disgusting."A: "I also -know- you wanna be free, Ent. I get it. You deserve it...I wanna free you too."E: "Why?">You beam him the battle that birthed him>Alabaster's anger>The loss>The reason you even killed the dark Unicorn in the first placeA: "Giraffe guy you're a new man. Entropy. The universe has never seen -anything- like you. Me? Heh. Well I'm me ...and we're all children of vengeance.">They are not silent>Giraffe guy is still sizing up how he can approach>The Sentinel's energy based eyes glance between them>He stands>Weapon upA: "We stick together in this and we got a chance. I know I'm not good at convincing anybody. I don't care. Look at the facts. We want to win? We need to keep it in the family. From one offspring of hate another. Fuck this rock-man's asshole into smitherines.">Giraffe guy>Entropy>They charge>The Sentinel turnsHE SWINGS!cont
>>2695274>>2695274https://youtu.be/b9FXnCxrArA>19+14! = 33!>Entropy's glowing horn creates a field to catch the blow>It's not strong enough>SMASH!ENTROPY TAKES 19 DAMAGE>He rolls a save>8+12= 20>He passes and isn't stunnedGIRAFFE GUY ENTERS THE FRAY>He swings his head back>Snorts>He brings it down>Onto the sentinel Ann: "What!? A BETRAYAL!? Is it bad blood!? Is it a forgotten grude!? Or madness takes the champion's heart!? YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT HERE, DO YA LADIES AND GENTLEZIBS!? DRINKS %30 OFF AT THE ADULT MINI BAR! GET YOUR T-SHIRTS WHILE THE ONE'S HOLDING THEM ARE STILL WEAK FROM COMBAT! Remember. Tomorrow's Squidsday! Kids and Seniors SIT FOR FREE!">14+20=34>He hits>CRACK!>Crystals go flying into the stands>Shards splay into the ring>The Sentinel pauses>Turns his head>He begins to glowSILICON SENTINEL HAS ONLY TAKEN 14 DAMAGE FROM THAT HITA: "He's...resistant?">To a purely physical attackcont
>>2695282>>2695282>The crystals SEAR THE AIR WITH LIGHT>Both Entropy and Giraffe guy make WIS saves against the assault on their senses>Entropy gets a nat 20>His eyes and wings shine brighter even than his opponent>Giraffe guy just fuckin' takes it>He glares into it>When the light fades>He snorts>THEN SLAMS HIS SKULL INTO SILICON SENTINEL >He was TRAINED IN THE DARK>IN A SHITTY HELMET WHERE HE COULDN'T SEE ALREADY>He failed the wis save>...but he is immune to sight based attacks because of his fighting styleALABASTER KICKS FORWARD INTO THE SENTINEL, SMASHING HIS HOOVES AGAINST THE MINERAL HIDE>The Sentinel is pummeled by the blows>His crystal cracks>He raises his arm to defend himself>Thorns begin to grow across his bodySENTINEL HAS TAKEN 9 DAMAGE DUE TO HIS RESISTANCEcont
>>2695291>>2695291>GIRAFFE GUY CONTINUES HIS GANG-FUCKERY ASSAULT>Slapping he own NECC into his opponent>23 total>The crystals have grown too THICK>He uselessly slapps>The Sentinel crouches>The crystals across his body sharpen and harden>At this range>There's no escapeHE BURSTS FORTH WITH MINERAL MIGHT!>Crystal shards fly off of him like shrapnel>His head-piece shines like a starA: "No...">Yet>Giraffe guy got a 25 total on his save>Entropy>28>GIRAFFE GUY HAS GONE FULL LIMBO>HE MATRIX DODGED>ENTROPY HAS GONE HIGH>LEAPING UP AND LEVELING HIS HORN INTO A JUMP ATTACK>One High>One Low>The Sentinel MOVES TO PROTECT HIMSELF>12 total>Too slow31 WITH A VORPAL HORN ATTACK!>It cares not for your physical resistanceSENTINEL TAKES 19 DAMAGE AS THE HORN SCATTERS HIS MOLECULES INTO THE WIND>30 TOTAL ON SWEEPING THE LEG WITH A NECK ATTACK>He -can- resist that>Still14 damageCRRRAASSSHHZZZZHHHH!>The Sentinel falls>He's on his back now>He raises a sword from out of his body>Points it up at Entropy and Giraffe guy>Both of these elegant equines of power>They lean back>With golden light illuminating their glaresEn: "Valor. In this place."Ann: "The champion and the beast...have worked together. War Planet! YOU SHALL DECIDE THE FATE OF THE SENTI-">CRUNCHS!>Entropy has shattered the Sentinel's head beneath his silver and poison blood spattered hoovesEn: "I am disgusted by your posturing.">The crowd watches>Silent>They have been denied their judgement>Entropy has taken it from themC: "...bOOOOOOOOOO!"https://youtu.be/mcZZlQ4Tmrc>entropy throws his mane>Snorts>He does not careEn: "I have WON this round!">They hiss>Throw trashG: "As have I.">Somebody hits Giraffe guy with a loaded gun but they just threw it>Just tossed it at him>Some drones come in from the roof and vaporize itG: "What was that?"En: "More trash. In this temple to garbage.">Well, Anon>You convinced themAnn: "Ladies and gentlezims. People of WAR PLANET. You. Have been. Denied..."cont
>>2695298>>2695298https://youtu.be/9EcjWd-O4jI>Streamers leave the ceilingAnn: "WHICH MEANS -ZOMEBODY- IS LEAVING HERE IN A BRAND. NEW. HOVERCRAAAAAAAAAFT!">Spotlights spin>The cheers come back again>The forcefield of lightning around the arena doubles in thickness>Entropy and Giraffe guy are safe>They will be in the TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS>Nice job, AnonNow it's your turn.SESSION END!NEXT SESSION TOMORROW7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!Stay blesstPunch, Quest
>>2695302Blessum.Now that we've ensured both Giraffe Guy and Entropy made it to the tournament I suppose they'll be given a Seat on the Veranda?Are our bet winnings still capped at 40%?I hope not.We need to figure out a way to help Entropy survives, as well as Giraffe Guy (or if he dies getting a part of his body so we can take his soul later for interrogation.I'd have really liked to get the True Resuscitation spell before we came to WAR PLANET. Then we could've pulled an Ainz after we won. Who'd reject following one who has proven himself powerful enough to be Loozar, and can command LIFE AND DEATH themselves?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7koDM-i7JUMaybe we can still go for the Spell afterwards and come back to WAR PLANET and do that.I believe the world is sure to fall into chaos if we don't. You just don't lose your 500-year-old ruler on a blink of the eye and don't risk a few civil wars.
SESSION START!https://youtu.be/HR3BwvmGQ5Y>You are>Anonymous>You're 15 years old>Most of that comparatively short life>Has been spent surviving>Surviving your own childhood>Surviving loss of friends>Pets>Loved ones>Nothing stayed>Everything promised to a child was impermanent for you>Home>Safety>Even the love from your parents...L: "That's changed.">Now here you are>Sitting in the ViP box of an alien gladiatorial arena>Watching a Giraffe man and a Winged Unicorn bask in glory beneath the spotlights>You're here because at a some point>Your life took an interesting turn>You got someone you could rely onL: "The wager you had us make upon the Giraffe has come in. I put most of the money on -you- of course but...hm. Not terrible. One hundred gold turned to One thousand. Docked to 600...still. A pretty penny.">Luna>Your guardian and mentor>She rose you up out of your darkness>Into the blinding light of war against the ignoble world>Now you have power>Now you're not surviving>Now you fight>Now you win>So does everyone else in on this platform>The other gladiators waiting for their chance to fight>Their losses>Their lives full of pain>Full of building strength and defeating their own enemies>Has led them here>You're here for more power>More power to fuel your questWhat is that quest, ultimately? Why do you keep going like this? What about silence? What about peace?A: "Fuck peace.">Droog looks to you>The Huge abomination feels your rising anticipation>Your right arm, a grafted limb with it's own violent temper is shaking. Fist clenched.>Blood lust and anxiety gnaw at your brain stemA: "This world is chaos.">You grinA: "I'm gonna like owning it.">The lights out in the Arena dimAnn: "THESE NEW CHAMPIONS SHALL COMPETE WITH THE APPOINTED FEW. THEY SHALL FIGHT FOR THE CHANCE TO FACE **LOO-ZAR** IN OUR FINAL EVENT OF THE EVENING. LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR THE BEAST OF THE STARS AND GIRAFFE GUY!">A musical sting>Bass shakes the chest of everyone in the arenaAnn: "Champions...ready yourselves."A: "Hey, wait.">You realize somethingA: "There's only two of them. All the other teams are 3.">You're right>Then you remember what place you're dealing withA: "Fucking War Planet."cont
>>2697173>>2697173>The other gladiators are grabbing their weapons>Limbering their twisted Xenobiological limbs>The team next to you>With their Walrus, Oyster dog and pentive Grey>Suddenly seem to calm>So cohesive>The Walrus doesn't even look at you>How can he do that?Ann: "LADIES AND GENTLEZIMS! THE TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS!">You hear the floor creak>Lights scan across you and your minions from the ceiling"Attention, Champions. Soon the platforms will be launched. Please make weapon selections as you enter the arena...and do not forget to smile."Ann: "BEGINS!">At the far end of the room>The golden Centaur mass gets dropped into the floor>He disappears down a dark shaft-tunnel on a small platform>Down below>He emerges from a tunnel as a swarm of buzzing golden energy>He re-assembles on the dirt floor across from Entropy and Giraffe guyAnn: "TEAM 1. A SOLO SQUAD! THE LAST SON OF ANDELLLUUUUUUUSSS!">That was the far contestant"Dropping next contestant in 5...4...">WaitA: "Wait what!?">Next contestantA: "I thought this was a tournament!?">The Walrus gruntsW: "It is."A: "Tournaments are fought with circuits a-..and double eliminations."W: "The only form of elimination here is death.">He raises that thick looking club >He's coated it entirely in silver>He tips his top hat to youW: "The last man standing wins.">The next team with Gyrofax, The Sceptic Swooper and Horridus dropsAnn: "THE FORCES OF NATURE!">This isn't pod racing>This is death>Death>ComesWill it come for you?Or from.WHAT DO IN YOUR FINAL MOMENTS!?
>>2697179Go baseform giga Muscles in preparation and tell Entropy and Giraffe we're going to help them in the fighting. Also ask Giraffe for his name, I wanna know it.
>>2697179>SPECTACLES TESTICLES WALLET AND WATCH>WATCH OUT WAR PLANET>DAB ON THE DROP>Transform into Inversion giga-muscles to survive the oncoming shitstorm
>>2697179Supporting:>>2697185Make sure to grab as many undead shrimp as anon can maintain.
>>2697194>Inversion giggity muscles.>And give it your best war cry!>Also check on wondy and Susan.
Oh and our weapon choice is the scissors.They aren't magical they're demonic
>>2697179Send Susan our Scissors so she can better escort Wondervon.Tell Jacko and mum we luv em.Invite Janna no string attached to see us get our ass Kicked
>>2697214>Scissors>Not magicWat? They're totally magic. The most obvious magic.
>>2697207Also, try to "feel it"
>>2697220Magic is simply sufficiently advanced technology. Its not our fault they fail to understand psionically driven tesseracting metamaterial
>>2697218That is good yes.
>>2697207Adding support for:>>2697218to my vote here:>>2697207
>>2697185I asked this earlier, but do you think we’ll be able to change forms while using Giga Muscles legally? I mean, the forms require us casting a spell as a catalyst, even if we’re not using the spells on others, right?
>>2697267It's subtle enough to pass off as a biological function, like that one dude who had nanites flowing out of him. Also in the Discord Quest has hinted on how we can easily cheat with Giga-Muscles and spells so it should be safe.
>>2697179>IntentionAlright, first order of business is support for regrouping with Entropy and Giraffe. 5 vs is gotta be better off than 3 vs. >ActionSince the hive mind seems to be deadset on Giga-Muscles form, suggest using the Inversion format to give us additional HP and defense until we can meet up. I'm wary of not being able to use spells, but this is the way the tide is going it seems.>Weapon?Wouldn't our vorpal wand that is a catalyst for our current form be an ideal choice for a brawl like this?
>>2697289Our wand would make a great melee weapon yes.
>>2697289We can't use spells in the no magic allowed death battle. Giga-muscles allows us to fake a form of the spells as natural abilities.
>>2697179Base Muscles FormIT'S TIME TO GET ACTION!
A small CLARIFICATION Post, my friends>Votes have been all over the place>With pals trying to just add other's ideas to their ownThis creates a muddied environment with too much time spent deciphering votes.To that end.>Make your votes 1-2 major actions>Or a specific plan>You may SWITCH your vote to support others>You cannot simply add theirs to your ownBe decisive in your choices so that we may walk the path in earnest.Now...https://youtu.be/q2jEogQrA1I>The next team drops as you survey the area around you>You look to your minions>Jumping Jack>DroogA: "We got this.">Droog slams his chains>Jack cracks his seventeen AnklesA: "Mom. Jackie?"L: "We love you, darling."A: "...I love you too."L: "Jackie says to not only knock them dead, but to knock their organs into the top balcony."A: "Oh, whoah that's brutal."L: "We get free pizza for three months if she catches a kidney. Or kidney like device."A: "Noted.">You pull out your scissorsAnn: "DEATHSSERACT!">The Lizard, Manta head and Mollusk enter the arena>The lizard grabs for a weapon>He gets a laser-scimitar and lands expertly>You slice open the air>To where Susan and Wondy areSu: "Bossh!?"A: "Susan. Watch these for me.">You give her your blades>Wondervon is holding a crumpled little machine behind her>His boot is on the neck of a skinny bug manA: "I'm gonna go dab on violent capitalism. Ditch if you got to.">Susan...>Hugs your neck>Rubs her forehead into yours>Your brains bubble as you both touchSu: "Don't you -dawe- fuck this up."A: "I promise.">The portal closesA: "I'm gonna fuck up -everything- .">You're back in the booth>The Walrus and his gang already goneAnn: "THE BODY COUNT CITY CHAMPIONS! IMMINENCE!"A: "Here we go...""3...2...1.">Swoosh>You fallcont
>>2697353>>2697353Ann: "ALL THE WAY FROM PARTS UNKNOWN! COMPRISED OF THE NEW COMERS! TRAPS. AIN'T ...and Gay?"A: "Heh."Ann: "LET'S HEAR IT FOR THESE FRESH NEW FACES! THE RULERS OF THE RUDE! GOLLLLLLLD TEAAAAAAM!">The crowd is a non-stop thunder clap>You are being crushed by the lights>Your skin is on fire>Your pockets are heavy from three spare shrimp you stuffed in there>You raise your hand>Your face, Droog's and Jacks are on the screens up aboveAnn: "WAR! PLANET!">The crowd screamsC: "BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD."Ann: "FOR WHO DO WE FIGHT!?"C: "FOR GLORY!"Ann: "FOR WHO DO WE DIE!?"C: "FOR LOOZAR!"Ann: "WHAT DO WE LIVE FOR!?"C: "ENDLESS. VIOLENCE!"Ann: "MAY THE TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS COMMENCE!">The lights flash>The crowd screams>The warriors look to one anotherGy: "SCREEEEEE!">Gyrofax has taken off in a gallop around the arena>The sinister swooper has immediately opened up with an Acid spray at THE LAST SON OF ANDELUS>The WALRUS sets into Jumping Jack with his club>The Manta head however>Along with the Mollusk (Lone Star)>and their leader>The Orange Lizard>They are coming for youA: "Get set.">Giga Muscles overtakes you>Into his base form>Your body is clad in vermilion fleshy armor>You feel>FlexibleWHAT DO!?
>>2697359Inversion form.Join up with all and the giraffe man.
>>2697359Help JJ out, have Drooge watch our back while helping JJ.
>>2697369Clarification: By help, I mean KICK WALRUS'S ASS!
>>2697380WAIT SHIT>>2697359>Inversion Form>Fuck up the WALRUS
In a battle royal we have to accomplish three things.1. Make ourselves as unsavory a target as possible. The nastier we look, the more likely strong opponents will think twice at going for us.2.We need to make sure that we stay in good physical shape. The weak will get picked first, the injuries second. We need to stay on top of injuries and get easy picks when they drift by for HP3.We cannot split efforts. All actions need to be concentrated.So here is the plan1. Using Droog and giga-muscles Blood4Blood we create a hard camp point with Jack on moving point defense. Anything that strays close gets focus fired and bled. We consume the rest.2.Call Griaffe and entropy over to us to run picks and offense.Minor points.Jack needs to kite Walrus into the oncoming Orange Lizard team and then back to usMollusc cannot be attacked in melee. Droog needs to hit it with the flailMantahead is weak to sonic, might be smart to open the gigamuscles helmet and YELL LOUDLY WITH MAGICJumping Jack should focus on harassing Orange Lizard
>>2697359COMMAND STRATEGY !!!Droog should sue his 30feet long CHAIN HAMMER to keep enemies at bay while Jumping Jack harasses them using his Hack and falling back to use Droog as a shield if he feels too threatened.Anon should activate Giga-Muscles (Raise Dead) form an do whatever it does, most probably with all of the Bodies and blood around us from the BLOODBATH.
>>2697359Go behind the walrus and attackJumping Jack splits his weapons and attack the walrus.Droog chain sweep The Manta, Mollusk (Lone Star) The Orange Lizard
>>2697397I like this one. It's fun.Voting for it~
>>2697386>>2697365You can't fuck ANYONE with Inversion.It's a DEFENSIVE Ability.
>>2697397Yeah, sure. I'll change to support this.
>>2697393>Mantahead is weak to sonic, might be smart to open the gigamuscles helmet and YELL LOUDLY WITH MAGICUse mind scream form you mean.
>>2697359Supporting >>2697393 . Contact our 4 legged comrades to rally to us for assistance.>DroogSupport >>2697397 for ranged area control and defence.
>>2697359Use D's Chain sweep to keep them at bay/sweep them.Anyone that goes down, we RIP AND TEAR into.JJ will cover us with from anyone that doesn't go down.
>>2697413yes I did mean scream very loudly with our mind.>>2697393Amending to change to b4b at the end of the turn.
>>2697405Fine, jeez.Supporting >>2697397
>>2697415>>2697409>>2697401Not so sure what Giga Raise Dead does at all so we might want to revote for a Giga Form we might be more knowledgeable with while keeping the strategy from>>2697397Maybe Use Bansh-Ree to mess with Enemies without targeting Giraffe and Entropy.
>>2697423>Mind screamHow about no? Don't break the no magic rule right off of the bat!
>>2697359>>2697393Supporting this,but it's mind scream form.
>>2697427>>2697426>>2697415>>2697409>>2697401Also, we get one action BESIDES transforming, so min-max your turns.We can do something else in Giga-Form.
>>2697427Base form. Just use baseform. It does things too.
>>2697359Fuck it just base form.Screw all my supports
>>2697432I thought we were maintaining an area of control... people come to fuck in our camp ground (and it sounded like we had 3 targets going to do just that), we beat them the fuck up, with Jack as kite/bait
>>2697448We can do that while transforming AND doing an action ourselves, like using BanshREE form to keep everyone at bay.
>>2697359>>2697415>>2697452Guess you're right. Changing up the form to Banshee-ree for AOE control/defense... Tactics the same tho.
https://youtu.be/2Vn1Q-S7sWg?list=PLstXdGXEYegd3XI7qfL-9B8S4106toCFo>The Sceptic Swooper sprays his Acid down once again>The droplets pass through his Opponent>IneffectiveAnd: "You should fight someone else."SS: "Your the biggest target.">Andelus BECOMES A MASS OF FLYING GOLD NANITES>He rushes for Swooper>SWOOPER DODGES EXPERTLY>THEY DOGFIGHT IN THE FLASHING LIGHTS>The Horse Beast with a Drill Beak is charging onwards>It's radial eyes gleam with murderous intent>His partner, the Cylinder POWER JUMPS onto his back>From across the arenaGYROFAX AND CYLINDER CHARGE TOWARD THE CLAM>31 TOTAL>The Oyster was ready for the assault>His weapon, the crescent spear was up>He should have won that>He only got 26 total however>Even with superiority THE OYSTER GETS IMPALED ONTO GYROFAX'S BEAKTHE OYSTER TAKES 20 DAMAGE>Gyrofax stabs into the Oyster with his tiny arms wielding knives>Then>He opens>His spiral beak>CRRRAASSHHHuCCK!Gy: "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"Ann: "THE OYSTER GOES DOWN!"cont
>>2697507>>2697507>He's been split into triadic pieces>You spot Entropy and Giraffe guy>They are still woundedE: "Get these chains off of me! If I can fly then we may have a better chance!">Giraffe guy grabs the chains>They glow under his grip and burn his palms>33 total to remove>He cannot do itG: "Ah! It burns!">Gyrofax begins to turn>The Cylinder is guiding him>He levels his gaze>At EntropyYOU HOWEVER>You transformBLOODFEAST FORM>The world becomes darkness as you feel bloodlust overtake you>You lurk behind DroogDROOG USES HIS CHAIN-HAMMER TO SWEEP THE ONCOMING FOES>They must make a save against his TOUGHNESS>28 total for Xenowar>23 total for THE MOLLUSK>Nat 20 for HORRIDUS (passing only by luck)THEY CHARGE ONA: "Keep them back!">You look down to the fight between JJ and THE WALRUS>Jumping Jack critsHIS SAWS RIP INTO THE WALRUS' SHOULDERS>With the crit effect>He chooses to DisarmW: "AH! Blighter!"JACK DEALS 40 DAMAGE TO THE WALRUS!W: "AAHH! Insufferable! Insurmountably atrocious! Zozeph!"Z: "Sir?"W: "Hit me.">ZOZEPH SLAPS HIS SYRINGE HAMMER INTO THE WALRUS>His own blood>Filters into his partner13 HP HEALED TO WALRUSWhat do?
>>2697510FOCUS ON WALRUS! DON'T LET UP, KEEP ATTACKING HIM UNTIL HE FALLS!
>>2697510https://youtu.be/Ob_oD1IsYbEBE THE POLAR BEAR, RIP AND TEAR
>>2697510Rip and tear. Tell quick boy to go break those chains off Alabaster.
>KEEP SWEEPING THEM DROOG>GRAB THE CHAINS ON ENTROPY AND USE OWN TO REMOVE THEM WITH OWN FORM>JACK KEEP TEARING INTO WALRUS WITH GIRAFFE, USE YOUR DOUBLE ATTACK
>>2697527This. This is what I want.
>>2697510>>2697527own on chains?yesalso the rest
We could hop onto Droog's chain when he goes to attack for a fastball special effect.
>>2697527I like this, this is a nice idea we should smack bitches extra hard, gank the healer dude>>2697510
>>2697510Anon should jump on top of of Droog and useGIGA FORM.... COMBUST lets see what it does and try to keep everyone at bay.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm8TVc-1-ic>>2697510Order Jumping Jack keep Harassing Walrus using Double Attack.Droog Should continue swinging those things.>>2697537>>2697527We have no idea what OWN Form does exactly and I don't want to reveal our TRUMP CARD until we're fighting Loozar.
>>2697510Attack the healer and drain his life as anon is stuck in his current form until the end of this round.Droog keeps sweeping.JJ keeps attacking the Walrus.At the end of this turn into Massacre Wave form hop onto Droog and blast those fucker trying to rush us.
>>2697541I don't want Anon to puke unless our puke burns our enemies or something.
GUYS STOP CHANGING FORMS WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING. IT'S WASTING OUR TURNS.
>>2697564THIs WE HAVE T O ACT THEN CHANGE
>>2697558This works quite nicely actually.Can we blood for blood alabaster and giraffe to heal them too? Or like. Send them the heaps?
>>2697564>>2697523>>2697545Alright. USE BLOOD FOR BLOOD TO ATTACK THOSE ATTACKING DROOG.THENCHANGE TO GIGA-FORM COMBUST AT END OF TURN
>>2697545not own formjust OWN
>>2697580Wh-We cannot use Magic Inside the Arena.It's against the rules and will most probably be detected.
>>2697527OWN is a spell though... we can't do spells in this form? Otherwise I'd be all over that.>>2697510Attack and assist JJ on Walrus. Could we dual wield? His club got disarmed by JJ... maybe we can use that along with our own Wand?
>>2697580That's not happening.
>>2697580Oh my god no, did you not hear the freaking part about no magic in the arena? Do not cast OWN, that's a very bad idea!
>>2697527Own form makes us a giant target calling it here.
Rolled 9, 6 = 15 (2d10)https://youtu.be/LhIS4FdS7co?list=PLstXdGXEYegd3XI7qfL-9B8S4106toCFo>In the air>The Last son of Andelus and The Sceptic Swooper fight for aerial dominance>SWOOPER GOES FOR ANOTHER SPREAD ATTACK>Useless againANDELUS TRIES TO SURROUND THE FLYER>Sceptic Swooper fails to escape>HE BECOMES COVERED IN GOLDEN NANITESHE NOW HAS WEAKNESSSS: "Get off me!"And: "I am -in- you as well.">It's time for you to start getting mean>Dead-killy sort of meanA: "SWEEP THEM AGAIN! THEY CAN'T DODGE FOREVER!"D: "HM!">Droog uses both hands>Gains momentumDROOG THROWS HIS CHAIN-HAMMER AT THE ONCOMING TEAM OF DEATHSERRACT>They must save one more time>24 for Xenowar>26 for Mollusk>Who just ducks>only 18 for HorridusTHE LIZARD IS TOSSED ONTO HIS SIDEHE TAKES 17 DAMAGE>As he looks up from the dirt>He wipes the blood from his mouth>As the cuts begin to sealHE REGENS 10 HPXENOWAR ATTACKS DROOG>He whips at his chain armor with his robotic arms>He cannot pierce itTHE MOLLUSK...>Goes Lockdown>SHUNK!>It rests there>Arms suctioned into it's body>You don't think it's going to m->??? hits Bloodfeast with 31 total attackCRACK!A: "UAh!"ANON HAS BEEN JAWEDANON TAKES 24 DAMAGE!cont
>>2697662>>2697662>You can't see anything>Bloodfeast doesn't have eyes to see WITH>There's no heartbeat near you>Nothing but darkness and sound>With deep pockets of bright light>You cannot be held back by this>You look over to Entropy and Giraffe Guy>You see them embroiled in their own strife>You want to help them but you can't get over there AND transform all at onceA: "RrrRr">EnoughA: "KAPLAAAA!">Bloodfeast leaps down from Droog>You go for the Walrus>Jumping Jack switches to his DOUBLE WEAPON formJJ: "Eeehhheheheheheehehe!">31>20HE HITS BOTH!>They shred into the fat asses' hide like butterJJ: "ahAHAHAHA!"WALRUS TAKES 20 DAMAGEW: "Enough of this foolishness.">He cracks his finger-flipper>Draws back his head>CRAWNCHS!>He headbutts JJ so hard>That JJ crumples into a mass of twitching feet>JJ had to roll CON save to not be KO-ed>JJ Got a Nat 1A: "YOUR...SOUL."W: "My hwat?">Bloodfeast don't talk so good when he's madA: "I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!">When Bloodfeast's head opens>You can see>Because your face resides in the mouth of this monster you're in>Your eyes are streaming blood>The claws are outROLL STRENGTH TWICE!A clarification again.>Giga forms work thusly-Actions chosen will be done in current form-You can transform to a new one at the END of a turnso-Perform chosen action-TransformStrategize based on your CURRENT FORM and vote to change afterward.May the bodies pile ever higher
Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d20)>>2697662DON'T FUCK UP
Rolled 8, 16 = 24 (2d20)>>2697665NOOOOOOOOOO
Rolled 13, 19 = 32 (2d20)>>2697665
Rolled 18, 13 = 31 (2d20)>>2697665
Rolled 9, 1 = 10 (2d20)>>2697662>>2697665
Rolled 15, 8 = 23 (2d20)>>2697662Watch these high rolls
Rolled 15, 12 = 27 (2d20)>>2697665
Rolled 10, 15 = 25 (2d20)>>2697665
>>2697665Jumping Jack got Jacked.
Rolled 19, 1 = 20 (2d20)Devour~ devour~ suffocate our own ENEMIES
Rolled 6, 13 = 19 (2d20)>>2697662
Rolled 2, 15 = 17 (2d20)>>2697665Here goes.
Rolled 3, 10 = 13 (2d20)>>2697665Come on Come on.We need a Form that allows us to Keep Everyone at bay while we try to Wake up JJ.
Rolled 11, 13 = 24 (2d20)>>2697665>lets get crushin
Rolled 9, 15 = 24 (2d20)>>2697665Already got the rolls but want to see if I can offset the 1s on the second roll.
>>2697669>>269766918+13 = 31>The Walrus draws back his arm to strike you backhanded>YOU LUNGE>His skin is like velvet filled with pudding>You GNAW into his wrist>The new hooked fingers and claws make hanging on easier>Your mind turns to pure elation as you taste his bloodANON DEALS 10 DAMAGEHE IS HEALED FOR 10 HP>The walrus swings about>Trying to remove you he grabs his cane>You won't be deniedA: "I CRUSH SKULL IN MY TEETH!">You lunge for his face>>26976664+13 = 17>>269767215>>269768713>Momf!>You bit...>ANON HAS NOT BROKEN THE TARGET'S AC>Smirking Walrus.pngW: "Rough stuff, eh?">He grabs you yet againW: "How's about THIS THEN!?">He suplexes you>21 total>hooWHAM!>The crowd is aghast>You're on your back>Bloodfeast's jaws open up in shock>You see the Walrus raising his flipper fist to try to smash you deadANON HAS TAKEN 24 DAMAGE>You're slightly stunned>Vaguely aware of what's happening around you>Behind the Walrus JJ has woken up>His sharp little eyes and leg-arms scitter around him>The Ayyylmao>Has just been PUNCHED so hard>That his body has doubled over in total agony>You didn't see anything hit him>He however seems to be cowering>The Mollusk is still in lockdown>Xenowar is squared off with DROOG protecting the Orange Lizard>Gyrofax has pierced ENTROPY onto his beak>He's running, with that beautiful body held high>Like a trophy>Entropy however is kicking>Snorting>Far from dead>The Cylinder had to jump off and is squared up with Giraffe guyWelcome to War Planet.What do?>Art by our wonderful pals of the discordSESSION PAUSE FOR ONE HOURI shall return and continue thenHi, Queb.
>>2697720DO! NOT! LET! UP! KEEP EATING THE FUCKING WALRUS'S HP UNTIL WE'VE BLED HIM DRY!
>>2697732I don't think that's a good Idea.We need to fall back to Droog.Switch to King’s Castle (Inversion) and pretend you're backing up. Let the Walrus come for you.Then JJ can get the drop on him from behind.
>>2697756>Supporting this >Droog keeps swinging
>>2697720Transform into Inversion form to increase Anon's AC and decrease Physical Damage by Half then go for a grab to either flip the fucker or hold him still for JJ to attack him. JJ gets the fuck up and attack the fat fucks leg. Drool Smash the fuckers attacking him.
>>2697720Whole point of current form is vampirism. Keep up the attack for this turn. At end of term, swap to inversion and follow >>2697756 's lead.Quest reminded us. Action based on current form THIS turn. Transformation and strategy planning at end of turn.
>>2697720>Savage the walrus again to get some health back. Pop some shrimp if we can do both.>Send JJ to go help Entropy.>Tell droog to try and body slam them and then get away from us.So, cruci crush probably makes muscles works like normal cruci crush. That sucks everything in and then damages it. If not channeling black hole probably makes us one hell of a grappler.>Switch to cruci crush form.
>>2697783>So, cruci crush probably makes muscles works like normal cruci crush.Have you read the Abilities of Giga-Muscles?FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW THEMRULES OF GAME:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit?usp=sharingANONYMOUS' CHAR SHEET:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharingSHEETS ON OUR ALLIES, INCLUDING MINIONS:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#OUR QUEST JOURNAL AND INVENTORY:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit?usp=sharing
>>2697792No I cant. Thank you. You saved me from terrible mistake.
Form we know:King’s Castle(Inversion)Nullifies half of all Physical Damage received.Provides bonus HP equal to Anon's SpellPower.Increases Anon’s AC by 10.Cruci-Crusher(Cruci-Crush)Bludgeoning Slam Attack.Advantage on aerial drop attacks.Deals both Spell-Power and Power Damage.STR Attacks vs Target’s AC.Bloodfeast(Blood for Blood)Provides “Predator Vision”.All Physical Damage dealt halved.All Physical Damage dealt restored as health.Twice Physical Attacks per turn allowed.Bansh-Ree(Mind Scream)Screams Concussive Blasts towards enemies.Can be used to reflect physical proyectiles.WILL roll vs Enemy’s STR or DEX DC save.Chance to Stun enemies that strike something.
>>2697775>>2697756>>2697764So. We savage him again with BFB, then we switch to Inversion form. Then we start backing up to Droog.While doing that we tell JJ to attack the walrus.As well as telling Droog to keep sweeping.This all looks... good enough.Im still gonna vote to Send JJ to help Entropy.
>>2697814A bit too complicated.We can only do one action ourselves at a time and one transformation, maybe trying to Mind Contact Entropy too, since that only takes our brain to do, not Muscles.
>>2697819So attack transform and then deliver orders?
I'd say to transform before the attack. Guy has us on our back and is armed to attack. Maybe add rolling away from his attack.
>>2697830That will eat our entire turn.
>>2697830can't transform before attack. Transformations occur at end of turn.
or at the start if you didn't transform last turn. Which anon hasen't.
>>2697845is there something I'm missing? Quest post doesn't mention that >>2697665
>>2697866It's from something he said in the discord. He may have changed the rules again since last week.>Exo/Giga/Mecha-Muscles form has a patch note. Transforming into/out of forms has been buffed. >You can decide to transform at the beginning or end of a turn without penalty. No needing to sacrifice an entire turn just to get into a form. >Just know that a vote to transform means spending the next turn in that form.
>>2697866I'd really recommend transforming before the walrus can attack us. Due to the increase in HP, AC, and physical resistance we gain from the form.
>>2697720>>2697775Assuming we can transform at any time as long as we spend at least 1 turn in a current form, supporting >>2697916 's suggesting of transforming first. Action/intention remain the same.IF NOT.... please ignore this post.
When we rip out the Walrus' soul I want to take his head declare "THE TIME HAS COME, FOR A NEW KING!" and then eat the head!
>>2697916I especially recommend it due to the guy having us on our back with his weapon ready to come down on our head.
>>2697933Smash the head and the memey boy be dead.
>>2697929>Not just saying Snicker Snack
I am RETURN!Let the violence continue.
>>2697939That's Jack's name, being a Vorpal sort of lad.kaloo kalay is for Droog.
Rolled 9, 7 = 16 (2d10)>>2697756>>2697756>Something in that last hit really got you thinkingA: "Oh my god."W: "HARUMPH!"A: "I might fucking die here."W: "I guarantee it!">He draws backYOU STRIKE FOR HIS ARM WITH YOUR TEETH BARED AND JAWS SNAPPING!ROLL STRENGTH TWICE!>Entropy casts a spell on the creature that has impaled himE: "Be...weightless.">His horn disco glows>His body begins to head for the ground>As Gyrofax floats up>Into the ceilingGy: "SCREH!?">Entropy, though wounded is heading back for Giraffe guy>Gyrofax flails in his gravity-less prison>17 total>Not nearly enough to strike anyone nearby>THE SWOOPER ABOVE IS TRYING TO ESCAPE THE GOLDEN CLOUD>17 as well>Vs 28 from The Last Son of AndelusTHE SWOOPER NOW HAS WEAKNESS -AND- HAS BEEN SLOWEDSS: "I can't...see."And: "Rest.">Giraffe Guy is dancing with the CylinderTHE CYLINDER PERFORMS A JUMP ATTACKSPINNING UPWARDS INTO THE AIR>31 total>vs 38 from the Giraffe Head-SwingWHAM!>The cylinder is sent flying toward the stands>He rights himself mid-way>Still>He hits the force-field blocking the lower crowdsCYLINDER TAKES 29 DAMAGE>Giraffe guy snorts>You can't see the Grey at the moment>You do see Droog however>Getting sick of the Xenowar trying to whip himA: "Droog.">You say between bitesA: "SMASH."D: "HMMM!">Droog throws his CHAIN HAMMER>20 total>The Xenowar ducks down>Flattening his body into the dirt>As the hammer passes above him>He strikesX: "HERECTA ZOR!">He LEAPS!>He only gets an 18 on his Grapple but...>Droog is bigg>Slow>The Whips wrap around Droog's Wrist and secure him>As the Xenowar sets to tearing into the chains with his claws and teeth>19>20>Nothing gets through>Droog is however>Very scareD: "HRrrrmmmm!">Jack is getting himself together>He cracks his hundreds of ankles and knees as he stands up>You feel him coming for the Walrus>If you can keep the big guy distracted long enough>This will hurt like hell>For himNOW ROLL!
Rolled 17, 14 = 31 (2d20)>>2698054jesus plz
Rolled 20, 20 = 40 (2d20)>>2698054
Rolled 5, 17 = 22 (2d20)>>2698054KEEP ROLLAN ROLLAN ROLLAN!
Rolled 13, 12 = 25 (2d20)>>2698054
Rolled 11, 3 = 14 (2d20)>>2698054
Rolled 11, 2 = 13 (2d20)>>2698054Todays not the day to die. Com'on dice!
Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d20)>>2698054
Rolled 1, 8 = 9 (2d20)>>2698054!!!
Rolled 9, 16 = 25 (2d20)>>2698054https://youtu.be/JYFU_RiefKk
Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d20)>>2698054Lets roll
Rolled 3, 7 = 10 (2d20)Hey. Turn it plox
Rolled 1, 6 = 7 (2d20)>>2698054I think i might be a bit late
>All these ones
>>2698054>tying yourself to droogs wrist>the huge wrist that hucks a flail>a huge wrist you are holding>Xenowar confirmed for new flail
>>2698061!?!? please get us a reroll of 1, please get us a reroll of 1...
Rolled 12, 14 = 26 (2d20)>>2698054
>>2698147there be our first 7
Rolled 5, 11 = 16 (2d20)>>2698054
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>2698069>>2698069The first winner...>11+13 = 24>>269806126>>269809824Now I must reroll...For the second Strength attack.MEANWHILE IN THE STANDSJ: "Luna, we need to do something.">Luna has her teeny feet up>A drink the size of her beside her>Her eyes aren't glazed>She is however>Quite still>A full sized tentacled masseuse is still working her tootsies"Shall I charge another strawberry swirl to your account, ma'am?"L: "Of course.">ChaCHING!L: "4 Quatloos on the Grey one dying next, please.""Of course, ma'am.">chaCHING!J: "Luna, forreal. Aren't you some kind of space goddess? Can't w-"L : "Rig the game?">A few watchful eyes sear in the background as Luna sips her drink yet againL: "Wouldn't that be a bit unsporting of us?"J: "You can't possibly be this calm."L: "Yes I can."J: "Don't you care? Isn't Anon being in danger at least...upsetting you?"L: "Upset? If I were upset.">She blinksL: "Don't you think I'd be able to show it?">A waiter approaches with a platter of cakes>Luna takes sevenL: "I'm quite capable of expressing myself.">She fills her entire body with a single bite
>>2698186>>2698186No 3s either?For the sake of the living word.I must reroll AGAIN!
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>2698189>>2698189Confound this thing!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2698191Have a five
>>2698186>LUNA FOR FUCKS SAKE RIG THIS SHIT
>>2698214>Having mom rig itWe're a big boy, we can rig the game ourselves.
>>2698075>>2698075The second of the two winners...>8 + 13 = 21>>269806123>24>23That is a PAIR of hits on THE PHAT GOB!ANON DEALS 20 DAMAGE TO THE WALRUSHE HEALS FOR 20 HP!W: "GAH! You fiend! You ANIMAL! I'LL TROUNCE YOU FOR THIS! Smatter~ you into SMITHERS!">Jack is Back>He's raising his saw>The Grey gets a 32 on sense motiveZ: "Sir Farthywell! THE MOLLUSK IS PROJECTING SOME KIND OF FORCE AND LOOK. OUT. BEHIND YOU!"W: "HMPH!?">Jack AttacksJJ: "AAAHAHAHAHA!">He loses his advantage on stealth because of the grey>Still he gets 27>Plenty high enough t->SHUNK!>The saw is caught in the Walrus' arms>He's blocked it with his forearm bones and is...holding itA: "JahhhhCk.">Your veins are bulging>You're at 66 HPTHE WALRUS REEKS OF MUSKW: "Now you've gone and got my DANDER up!">His Muscles Flex>His skin shines>Seriously>The Musk>The SMELLHe only takes 10 damage from the saw.>He rebuffs it>Then turns to ZozephW: "Now, my good man."Z: "Aw, sir no...No c'mon sir don't."W: "You know it's not personal."Z: "I won't do it.">Zozeph begins to move awayZ: "You can't MAKE me do it!">He scrambles>He gets a 6W: "Now COME HERE Y-">The walrus opens his mouth>He rolls a nat 1 on attempting to grab>He slips>Rolls forward>Lands on his gutW: "You BRAT! Come back here and SUPPORT ME!"Z: "I will, Sir!">Zozeph swings his hammer>A needle flies out and hits the WalrusZ: "From a distance!">THE WALRUS HAS GAINED 13 HP!>He turns back to youANON HAS CHANGED TO INVERSION FORMA: "The time has come.">You hold up your hands>Give him the 'Come and gettit' pullA: "Just like I'll cum in your empty eye sockets.">An attack of 24 suddenly strikes your Jawline>You did not see anyone who could have produced itA: "Who's putting all these GODDAMN GHOST HORSE COCKS IN MY FACE!?"cont
>>2698257>>2698257>Suddenly a scream from DROOG>He's been stabbed in the ankle>By the Lizard with the Lazer swordHorridus: "BRING HIM DOWN!"D: "UUUURRAAHHH!">Xenowar tries to heave Droog over>He gets a 21>All while trying his best to scratch the big guy through his protective chains>23Droog goes DOWN!D: "HUAAHr!">He collapses>Forward>Trying to crush the Lizard beneath his feetD: "MMMRmrrmm!!">The lizard must DODGE>8HE DOESN'TSMAYUSHED!DROOG HAS TAKEN 23 AND THEN 12 DAMAGE!DROOG IS AT 80 HP!>Jack is still up>CRACK!>He has re separated his saw>In the air>The swooper has gone silent>Because he isn't there anymore>A fine, grey colored dust filters down onto the arena>The golden cloud comes down to rest on the floorAnd: "You were brave. Though misguided.">The Last son of Andelus turns his amorphous head to Giraffe guyAnd: "I am afraid you are next.">Giraffe Guy snortsFriends.For now...SESSION END!NEXT SESSION! WE CONTINUE THE BLOODSHED!NEXT SATURDAY!7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!Stay bruised and blesstLove,QuestSu: "Anown."A: "What, Susan?"Su: "We did it."A: "You found it?"Su: "We did. It's Huge!"A: "Is it thick?"Su: "Ficker than I evew Imagined it wouwd be."A: "Does it feel good?"Su: "Fewws awesome. Evewything is so new about it!"A: "Enough about my dick."Su: "I've seen you showew. You couldn't fiww a squirrew."A: "Least I can say 'lolipop' ">Susan thinks at you>In a deep surly man-voiceSu: "Lollapalooza. We've found the lab, dickknot."bless
>>2698266Hoo boy, we might have to try and rig this. How are we supposed to kill a bunch of literal sentient nanites, along with a nigh immortal lizard person, without magic? And those are just the obvious threats.
>>2698277I can think of at least ten different ways.
>>2698277>>2698277We don't need to. We just about got what we came for actually. And they have the scissors....
>>2698277Throw the immortal lizard person into the nanites swarm?
>>2698282We haven't gotten War Planet as a whole yet though.
>>2698286See which gives out first?
>>2698277Use our other Fusion GigaMuscles forms.>>2698266I think we have ben going at this the wrong way. Its obvous this Walrus fuck is built for physical confrontations, and probably has a Resistance to melee damage.We need to try other fusion forms not only to deal with him but also with that invisible fucker fucking us up as well at that Nanite Swarm, which will probably have resistance if not immunity to physical damage from being a swarm of robots.We could try to see what COMBUST and CRYOSIS Forms do (ELEMENTAL AOE DAMAGE), as well as Massacre Wave Hungering Flames and such.
>>2698287Maybe its time to cut our losses.Wondervon and his lab with Giraffeman as a lead on Ludo and Entropy freed and in our debt with a 600 gold coin boost isnt bad
>>2698298>>2698266We should also consentrate JJs efforts on protecting Droog so he can get his bearinga and atart swinging again and getting his health up.
>>2698299Why? We're doing great right now. There's literally no reason to leave now.
>>2698301I think saying were doing great is a MASSIVE OVERSTATEMENT. Though we can still turn things around.
Instead of attacking the Walrus grab him and slam him into the barrier around the clam. See what happens there.
>>2698266time to rig or back out my dudes
SESSION START!https://youtu.be/irFtTYP-H6I>You are Anon>Man>You're really just 15>Not so long ago you were happy on days when you could pack a full lunch>Grateful for times you didn't have to explain a bruise to anyone>Not that anyone usually asked>Now here you are>Neck deep>Ball Plunged>Full cock into VIOLENCE>WAR PLANET>WAR PLANET NEVER CHANGES>FOR 500 YEARS YOU'VE COME TO RELY ON US>ONLY US>FOR ALL YOUR QUALITY VISCERAL ENTERTAINMENT>TONIGHT>WE BRING YOU ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF OUR PRESTIGIOUS TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS>THREE GLADIATORIAL GODS HAVE ALREADY FALLEN>Condolences to the spawn of L'Oyster >Silicon Sentinel Stardate 20077-B to 15 minutes ago... ~Always in our Pump Organs~>THE SCEPTIC SWOOPER MEMORABILIA NOW ON SALE AT SPECIAL %175 PERCENT PRICING>BUY NOW>NO MORE IN PRODUCTION>DRINK GREEN GULP>DRINK RED>DRINK PURPLEA: "What is this place?"L: "Capitalist."A: "Well I -hate- capitalism."L: "You hate so many things."A: "I hate this place!"L: "The list keeps growing."A: "I hate...">You point to your opponent>Then to the crowd>To the upper balconies where the fat cats sit and watch>Well>The fat cats and Jackie>Also, your momA: "ALL OF YOU!"L: "What are you going to do about it?"A: "Kill."L: " Good boy.">You are currently in your BLOODFEAST form>You are at 66 HP>Your WILL stat is reduced to support your minions DROOG and JUMPING JACKAnon character sheethttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbndMinionshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#heading=h.noqk0yi97yv5Quest Journalhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit>You are facing THE WALRUS and ZOZEPH>Droog is PINNED BY TEAM DEATHSERRACT>Except for Lone Star>The Mollusk>He's in his shell>A mass of GOLDEN NANITES is facing GIRAFFE GUY and ENTROPY>Gyrofax, the horse beast is floating helpless>The Cylinder Alien is looking for an opponent>The fight is still on What do?>Meanwhile, up in the stands>Jackie feels the floor shift>She looks behind her>To see pic related striding for the stairsJ: "This place is amazing...">Then she sees someone bet 10,000 quatloos on your genitals getting invertedJ: "It makes me sick."
>>2711931Have JJ distract Walrus and Zozeph while we go and assist Droog to help him.... not be pinned anymore.
>>2711931>>2711931Clarification post.You are in INVERSION form.>Bonus AC>Bonus HP>Damage Resistance>No other benefits
>>2711931Anon grapples walrus and trys to slams him into the monoblade whips holding Droog's hands for a clothesline decapitation. JJ fakes out going after the gray, but instead goes after Xenowar from behind. Droogs tries to get up and keep the monoblade extended and the lizard pinned underneath. If Droogs gets up have anon get on his back and shift to massacre wave form.
>>2711931Use our current King's Castle Inversion Form to Protect Droog from damage while he stands up and counter attacks.JJ should attack the Grey that keeps healing the Walrus. We need to be as pragmatic as we can if we wish to come out of her alive.Mind Read to the Cylinder Alien to see if he would team up with us. We know he has some sort of emotional backstory with his wife and child. Can we use that to our advantage if we learn more about it?
>>2711951massacre wave Ignores WILL upkeep costs from Raise Dead and Uses double the caster’s levels instead of half for damage calculations.
>>2711957i like this idea, support
>>2711951Grappling someone forces disadvantage on them until they can break free.
>>2711931>Disengage Walrus>Retreat to Droog>Droog uses the opponent holding his chain as a new flail>Have JJ continue to tear into Walrus
>>2711957Why not talk to the last son of Andelus. He seems like a being here only to fight Loozar. The name says it. The fact he fights alone says it. He came here with a purpose, find what it is, and use it to try a ally to fight loozar. Find the meaning to his name.
>>2711992>The fact he fights alone says it.It means he's not interested in fighting with anyone, since he entered the arena alone.The Nanite Swarm is also going for Giraffe Guy right now, which we have already tried to keep alive, and who is teamed up with Entropy.Meanwhile, we know a bit about the radially symmetrical guy, who is also looking for an opponent right now.We could convince him/trick him to attack Walrus instead of us.
A: "Remember how I said I was gonna fuck your eyeholes?">You say to the Walrus>He has three of them for goodness sake at least ONE could be a vaginaA: "YEah, nah."W: "Retreat eh?"A: "Nah das gay.">You sprint over to DROOGA: "I got yah, big guy!">As you run over...>A natural 20 attack hits you in the back of the head>WHUH-CRACK!https://youtu.be/RULKCSC9ZKwANONYMOUS HAS BEEN SUCKERPUNCHEDA: "Wh-...what?">That move>It was so powerful>Your brains feel like they're leaking out of your ears>You can't breatheANON SHOULD HAVE TAKEN 58 DAMAGE FROM THAT CRIT>King's Castle Takes half physical damage>ANON HAS TAKEN 24 DAMAGE>ANON IS AT 42 HP>You don't even get a chance to catch yourself before you reach DROOG>When another blow hits your ribs>CRACK!>This one was only 24 on attack>Your armor holds and you take no damageA: "F-Fuck.">Droog is trying to right himself>You stumble in>Thank god you've hardened your head over the years>That immunity to KOs is coming in handycont
>>2712143>>2712143>XENOWAR GOES FOR DROOGX: "GERRACT ZORO MO' NAH KI MAY!">26>It would have hit>CRACK!>You've gotten in the wayA: "Pick on somebody MY size!"X: " https://youtu.be/L_37ckvyB8M "A: " https://youtu.be/Exj2Ai6XXGY?t=2 ">Your assistance let's Droog start to stand>He puts his elbow onto the Lizard who stabbed him>The bastard wiggles free with his shattered limbs and elbowsDr: "HMMMM!">Droog is not sure who to attackDr: "Mrh?">Then he sees the whips holding his big meaty armsX: "Keh?">The little Xeno on the other end of themDr: "HMMMMMMMMMMM!">Droog Crits on tug-o-fuck youX: "EEHHHHHH!"DR: "HM! HM! HM! HM! HM!">He spins the little fucker around his head>Just like he does with the chain hammer>He has REVERSED THE GRAPPLE INTO A HELICOPTER SPIN>The Announcer returnsAnn: "Talk about TURNABOUT!">The crowd cheers>A spray of energy drink washes over the entire place>THE LAST SON OF ANDELUS moves in for Giraffe Guy>He FLIES toward him>Giraffe guy sees the swarm>Snorts>He readies his head and CHARGES!>Entropy jumps between them>Blasts light from his hornhttps://youtu.be/pdUbZx67fQU>A screen blocks the Last Son from reaching them>The mass coming for them is split outward into 6 reflections of itself>Then reformsAn: "...and here I thought the Unicorns were all extinct.">Entropy snortsEn: "They are.">His eyes narrowEn: "I am all that remains."cont
>>2712149>>2712149>The Cylinder goes for the MOLLUSK>TRIPLE STRIKE>Two of the three hits land>None of them make a measurable dentCy: "!?">The Mollusk is silent>Still>Impenetrable>Jack sees Zozeph>The grey healing your Walrus foe>JJ: "Hehe...hehe! HEH!">He moves forward>The Walrus blocks himW: "I think not."JJ: "...">JJ Rolls for SUPERJUMP>18>The Walrus rolls to grab>16>JJ slips through his finny fingersZ: "Sir! Sir, help me!"JJ: "AAAHAHAHAH!">Jumping Jack has come to slice>To hack and chop and mince in the night>The Grey is spry>Wily and well...but Jack gets 20 total>SHUNK!>His arm is goneJJ: "Oh Well~ Aahahahahaha!"Z: "AH! AAAH!">Jack has dealt 20 DAMAGE to the Graylien>You are next to droogWhat do?
>>2712150We need to do an area of effect attack, one to get that goddamn invisible dude
>>2712160It's the Mollusk. punching you with his brain.
>>2712163Then the natural response is to punch with our fists.
>>2712160>>2712163>>2712165No.The Mollusks armor is too strong. He's using some kind of Martial Art to pu sh fucking air at us or something.
>>2712171>The Mollusks armor is too strongWe haven't even tried to hit him once, last I checked.
>>2712149>Take some heals off of Droog (30HP)>Recall JJ>Droog Slam the Xenomorph >Coup de Gras
>>2712178It’s a giant mollusk. It’s armour is going to be tough. Better to go for softer, meatier targets. Whack the lizard maybe?
>>2712178The lizard is a crippled mess. Use his momentary weakness to grab him and throw him into the walrus's or the nanite swarm. Make sure to steal his laser sword. Droog hit the mollusk with your living flail.JJ keep on cutting and jack that hammer.
>>2712150>Try and crush the lizard’s skull personally.>Have Droog use his new improvised weapon to bludgeon the walrus.>Have Jack try and finish off Zozeph.
>>2712150>>2712190or>>2712198actually nah, just >>2712190
>>2712150I'm changing my vote from:>>2712197to supporting:>>2712198
>>2712150>>2712149Use Mind Read and your CHA to terrorize the Grey into not helping the Walrus as you continue helping Droog Defend himself.JJ should go back to attacking The Walrus.Droog should beAT A MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER.Lastly.Anon should Transform to Combustion Form at the end of the Turn.
>>2712150Lizard is currently spinning via Droog. Supporting using him as an impromptu weapon against another fucker. Suggesting walrus in hopes of knocking him away, leaving Gray open. As for us... l if Droog is operational again, we should go back on the offensive.... how about a drill hand (can muscles still transform while in this form) to penetrate the shell bastard?
Rolled 3, 10 = 13 (2d10)https://youtu.be/-u0t8ZIlwuQ>This is a mess>A royal one>If you want to be king>Seems your eggs need to get brokenA: "I can do this.">You grip Droog's MEAT>You try to cast Blood For Blood in order to heal yours-ANON HAS ENTERED BLOODFEAST FORMBF: "FUchsk.">You can't just cast it like this>So you SUCC>SHHHRHRRLLp!ANONYMOUS HAS GAINED 30 HP!DROOG HAS LOST 30 HPYOU ARE AT 72 HP>Your gut feels heavy>Swollen>In your predator vision you can make out only the shapes of bodies and their heartbeats>You look up>You can see XENOWAR's 5 chambered heart walloping blood into his system>You open up Bloodfeast's terrible mouthA: "Droog!"Dr: "HM!"A: "SLAM HIM!"Dr: "HMMMM!">Droog goes for the shlam>21 total>Even with advantage>Xenowar tries to maneuver himself in the air>Puts his feet beneath him>It's a tossup where Droog sends him>4>Straight for the floor>Xenowar is shlammed>BOING!>He bounces up>Toward Droog>He tries to bounce off of Droog's face to escape>24>Droog rolls STRENGTH to keep him>13Ann: "Xenowar is free!">Xenowar soars off toward the weapons along the walls>He searches there>17>4>17>He lands>Raises up a pair of wriggling slugs with handles Xe: "Burrischct. Gelo. GAN!">Fuckcont
Rolled 3, 17 = 20 (2d20)>>2712285AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2712285>>2712285>Jack gets conflicting orders from your mind>Come back>Attack>He has to try and figure it himselfJJ: "...">Zozeph sees thisZ: "Are y-">17 totalZ: "Boss!"W: "That's M'LORD to you, ZOZPEH!"Z: "The human! He's a necromancer! These things are just zombies! Put him down and they both drop!"W: "Oh, Rally?">Jack Sees the Walrus heading for you>He makes his mind up fast enough>JACK ATTACKS THE WALRUS>Nat 1>SHRUNK!>Jack is GRABBED by his neck-ish regionW: "You. Have been quite the abhorrent pest.">The walrus' guts rumble>He swells>The MUSK fills his atmosphereW: " https://youtu.be/nlI8t3wp_b8?t=9 ">The crowd is disgustedAnn: "Euggh! Fowl Play!">JJ tries to make a con save against the STANK>Oh>No waitZ: "Sir!"W: "What?"Z: "Undead don't suffer from scent based moves!"W: "Hm.">JJ Hits the walrus for a cheeky 20>Reduced to 10 by the Walrus' hideW: "AH!"JJ: "YOU GOT MEYOUGOTMEYOUGOT MEEEAHAHAHAHAHAH!">You're at Droog's feet>Watching him lose Xenowar>You notice the Lizard trying to crawl away>Your chops get wet as you spy his squirming heart>Pumping that regenerative blood into himA: "Oh, baby...you're askin' for it."ROLL TWO ATTACKS!>Meanwhile the Cylinder seems to squaring up with an unseen opponent>24 attack against him>The Cylinder DODGES!>A cloud of dust raises from an impact crater behind him>Images flash onto the screen above>Luna sends them to your mind>As the dust settles>The form inside the dust can be somewhat seen>Lone star>It's a copy of him>Invisible>Yet physicalNow roll!
Rolled 8, 3 = 11 (2d20)>>2712285DON'T FUCK UP
Rolled 7, 13 = 20 (2d20)>>2712285
Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d20)>>2712289
Rolled 18, 10 = 28 (2d20)>>2712289
Rolled 13, 6 = 19 (2d20)>>2712285Is it time to eat?
Rolled 15, 4 = 19 (2d20)>>2712289>Regenerative heartMan, if we could keep a piece of him and just constantly feed off of it....
Rolled 12, 12 = 24 (2d20)>>2712285
Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d20)>>2712289Remember to feed your 4channers
>>2712308fuck you dice
Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d20)>>2712285
>>2712302>Keep an immortal lizard heart to leech of off whenever we need health.This is a good plan.
Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d20)>>2712336oops, putting in roll
>>2712293>>2712293The first winner...8+13 = 21>>2712300>>2712300Second winner10+13 = 23>Your new body>It quivers as your approach>The lizard was so busy putting himself together he doesn't see you coming>CRUNCH!Horridus: "Nngh!">He turns back>Just in time to see you>Swallowing his tailBF: "Bad luck...">Bloodfeast uttersBF: "You're -delicious."ANON HAS DEALT 20 DAMAGEHE HAS REGAINED 20 HP>You've overhealed>Blood is pouring from out of your mouthA: "HmMM..."BF: "M-"A: "M-">Your mind is goneBF/A: "More.">All you see is blood>All you smell is death>Battle is all around you>The feast however>Is right beneath youWhat do?SKRRSZZZZ>Oh>By the way>There's a laser sword in your gutA: " https://youtu.be/yfET0qhZMCo?t=5 "ANON HAS TAKEN 23 DAMAGE>This fucker>This fucker of mothers and whores
>>2712375Eat whomst ever the fuck just put some stupid sword in our gut
>>2712375>Eat sword stabbing man.>Then Tell droog to go help JJ.>Tell JJ to keep trying to slay the healer.
>>2712375we just consume the the whore's blood and smash its brains in, cause who ever sticks a sword into stomachs is worse than actual hitler
>>2712387Actually no. >Eat sword stabbing man.>Tell Droog to protect you.>Tell JJ to get over here.then>Switch to massacre wave form.we need to open up our offense for once.
>>2712375I'm going to assume we cannot block that laser sword through normal methods.If we continue to attack using Melee we're gonna keep getting smacked for sure.We could switch to a different Form and try something, which is what I'm gonna vote for.>Let Droog attack the guy who he himself has pinned. Just crush him with your massive weight.>Switch to BANSH-REE to keep anyone away from Droog and try to help JJ by shouting at Walrus.JJ Release himself and Attack Walrus.
>>2712375Is the lazer sword still in the enemy's hands or is it just a sword in our chest?
>>2712400I like this idea! Support!
>>2712402>>2712375I specially think Keeping Enemies away from Droog while he regenerates is important since we just took a big chunk off him and we need him to stay alive.So>Help JJ anD Droog Using BanshREE>Droog attacks the guy pinned and witht he sword.>JJ tries to escape the Walrus.
>>2712402Quest has told us. A million times. We switch forms at the END of rounds only.We cant transform and then do something.
>>2712375Y'know what, fuck it. Supporting >>2712400
>>2712413>>2712402Sure then. use BloodFeast again and transforma t end of round.
>>2712420Thank you. Its just. Quest doesnt mind punishing us for not being specific.
>>2712413>>2712422>>2712420No.WAIT.This IS the end of turn.We just attacked.We could transform nowOtherwise Quest would just make us roll again.
>>2712429We didnt vote to transform.
>>2712429No it isn't, it's the start of a turn. That's why we're deciding to do things.
>>2712400Have anon get on Droog's back. They'll have to climb Droog to attack anon while he charges that laser.
>>2712443This is good too. If we can do it and attack and transform.
>>2712375Supporting:>>2712400and adding my idea here:>>2712443to it.
>>2712375>Eat sword stabbing man.>Tell Droog to protect you.>Tell JJ to grab the grey and run
>Reform our body to face the attacker behind us>GRAB HIS ARMS>CHOMP CHOMP
>>2712486https://youtu.be/u8h8d2XLWKY?t=74Do this but Arnold fist is the sword and we are meat instead of metal
>>2712499>Do this but Arnold fist is the sword and we are meat instead of metalCorrection, the guy is in front of us. Still, Shapeshift around the sword so it stops cutting us and grab the dude and BITE
>>2712409>>2712415>>2712539you might want to consider supporting this as well:>>2712443
>>2712375>>2712415Also get on droogs back.thanks >>2712552
>>2712375Fine, jeez.Supporting >>2712400 with >>2712443
Rolled 7, 3 = 10 (2d10)https://youtu.be/BSsfjHCFosw>The Last Son reforms himself before Entropy and Giraffe guyAnd: "My people and yours used to be allies. We stood against the tyrannical and vain. Do you fight for them, now?"En: "I have no people. Nor allies.">Giraffe guy looks insulted>Not surprisedAnd: "How have they bound you?"En: "You speak too much.">Entropy's eye blast black light>His horn curls into a twisted mockery>Entropy casts horror>It has no effectAnd: "I am without that emotion now. Or any.">The Last Son approachethAnd: "I have only mission.">Giraffe guy has an idea>He turns to the weapons ring>Searches for something to fight back with>10>10>18>He grabs a cattle prod from up aboveHE ATTACKS WITH THE LIGHTNING ELEMENT WEAPON>31SKKZZZZRRRSSSKH>The Last Son's nanites are spread apart>They bounce as if they've become haywire>Then>His voice returnsAnd: "A good guess.">He discharges the electricity back at the both of themENTROPY TAKES 35 DAMAGEGIRAFFE GUY TAKES 35 DAMAGEBoth are felled to their kneesAnd: "Yield."En: "I will...never. Surrender. To this place."And: "Surrender. For yourself. When I am done this place will be no more."En: "Better than you have already lost.">Giraffe guy Snorts>Painfully>Xenowar charges for you>Droog sees this coming>He knows your WILL>Protect>MasterDr: "HMM!">He twirls his massive chain around his head>To keep them all at bay>To shut out the world>To be the TOWER you need to be your shelter>Xenowar gets 19>Not high ENOUGH>He's tossed aside!>Knocked proneDr: "HM!">DROOG REGAINS 5 HP>JJ is inspired by the sight>Of his brother fulfilling his purposeJJ: "Haaahhahaha~"W: "I'll be rid of you yet."cont
>>2712687>>2712687>The Walrus tries to discern where JJ's neck is>His grip tightens>JJ wriggles>Kicks>He raises his saw>Must>Fight>Must>Kill>For Master>For Master!JJ: "FOR MASSTERR!">Crunch>18 total to escape>He failed>The Walrus used his strength to simply impact the area that wriggled least>Crushed it>Twisted>Dealing 24 damage to JJ>His entire health>Jumping Jack>Jumping Jack...Ann: "AIN'T. THE WARRIOR AIN'T IS NOW DEAAAAAAD!">Payouts scroll>Confetti flies>A small monster truck does a backflip on the ceiling graphics>The Cylinder is doubled over in the background>Crippled by a blow to the stomach that he could not see>You however must remain here>Where the feast isRoll Strength twice.Then you'll transform into Massacre Wave Form.
Rolled 10, 7 = 17 (2d20)>>2712687DON'T FUCK UP
Rolled 10, 12 = 22 (2d20)>>2712693JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
Rolled 9, 1 = 10 (2d20)>>2712693
Rolled 10, 5 = 15 (2d20)>>2712693AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 3, 16 + 13 = 32 (2d20 + 13)
Rolled 13, 12 = 25 (2d20)>>2712687
Rolled 7, 1 = 8 (2d20)>>2712687
Rolled 20, 6 = 26 (2d20)>>2712693rip JJ
Rolled 13, 1 = 14 (2d20)>>2712693JACK! NO!GAH.
Rolled 6, 7 = 13 (2d20)>>2712693
>>2712693>>2712717Since I got a nat 20, I propose we also scream "Traps are not gay!" for the first attack
>>2712693goodbye AIN'T. All that's left of gold team is TRAPS GAY.>>2712728No
>>2712728Don't be a meme.
Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d20)>>2712693NOOOO! aren't You glad we didn't bring Jackie or Janna to the fight now
>>2712741Yes. Glad we didn't bring them to the fight.
>>2712717>>2712717The winner...A CRITICAL!HIT!>Nat 1s for this roll>Negated>>2712713>>2712713The second attack roll...>12+13 = 25>>271270623>>271271421>>271271819>The first attack trapped both of the Lizard's arms in your mouth>SKKRSSH>CRUNCH!>You bit once>CRAWNCHSH!>Twice>SHUNK!>They're gone>You ripped his arms apart at the elbow>Swallowed the bloody chunks and meat whole as slick hot blood *sprays* out from inside youANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 20 DAMAGE>Up above>The crowd is in love>With the violence>With the drama>This stranger>Coming to the arena>What merchandise will he have?>What flavors of Zorb Dog will they make from his look?>How much will sweat from him cost?>Before he's replaced>Replaced>Every single thing in here>Is just one moving piece in the great machine>All this>Dawns on someone in the audienceJa: "Anon...">JackieJa: "Luna. Look at him."L: "I know. He's marvelous."Ja: "No. He's in too deep.">Your new form goes for the Lizard againBF: "MORE! MORE!">He kicks you in the jaw with his only good limb as his body reformsJ: "Luna. We have to stop this."L: "He's stopping this."J: "I don't see that. I see that.">Jackie points to the crowd>To the sea of weapons>To the dead bodies being slowly gathered by mechanical claws to disposed ofL: "Don't you think he can win?"J: "I don't -care- about that. I care about him not turning into something he's not."|L: "How dare you.">Jackie's silent at first>Until she can't be any longercont
>>2712855>>2712855J: "What is your problem!?"L: "You don't love him."J: "...What the -fuck- you creepy little kidnapping pixie witch?"L: " -You- love what he is to you. That's all. A little boy who needs comfort. A motivated -in- competent bungling about with wondrous magic powers."J: "You could -save- him. You could have just -done- all of this for him."L: "Is that why you're here? Because you want someone else to save him? Like other people save -you- ?"J: "I. Do. Love him."L: "Please, Janna."J: "It's Jackie."L: "Is it? You see, -I- love what he's going to be. What he used to be. What he is as well. I prove it. Every single day when I let him face the impossible odds up against him."Ja: "That's insane. He could get killed. Or worse...turn out like you."L: "...do you know -why- I don't believe you?"J: "I don't -care- why you don't believe me but no. I don't know either."L: "Because you say that you love him...but you're up here."J: "..."L: "With me.">Luna sips from her BLUE Glug Double Extra largeL: "If I cast my magic now it will kill him."J: "What?"L: "You risk nothing but your own life when you try to rescue him. Not his."J: "...">Jackie grabs her hoverboardL: "Farewell, Ms. Thomas."cont
>>2712856>>2712856>MEANWHILE>DOWN IN THE ARENA BF: "C'mere!">You continue to fail to reach the lizard>Even with his bones resetting into his body>He's fast>Determined>Utterly unafraid of his own manglingH: "I gotta admit. You're pretty hard to look at.">He crawls away by flexing his own ribs into the dirt as pseudo legsH: "I seen the worst this universe has though, kid."BF: "SHUT. FACE. EAT. FACE."H: "Yah got nothing on Mewmans."BF/A: "...">Jugk...JUSHKUK!>Your spine breaks>As your body turns over>As your skin>Slowy forms into mirrored scalesA: "You'll never know how wrong you are. There is nothing. NOTHING. More terrible than me..."L: "Go on, son. Show them.">Luna smilesL: "Show everyone how beautifully they fall apart."https://youtu.be/CrXTS10h2WI>You're on all fours now>The world is dark>Your hearing is deafened>Flesh>Muscles' flesh>Even some of your own>Is devoted to this new body>With it's wide, awful eyes>With it's terrible, gripping claws>You begin to charge immediately>Sails and spine along your back shine like stars>Sickening gold>Deep purple and rep>Your legs are reactors>Your body>The Sun>This won't be a blast>This>Will be a massacre>Without containmentAnn: "What's this!? An unexpected challenger has entered the arena!"J: "Anonymous! I'm coming.">Your shielded eye snaps open just long enough>To see Jackie>Headed straight for you>The boy who's about to explodeSESSION END!NEXT SESSION TOMORROW!7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!Stay blesstLove, Quest
>>2712862So is it wrong to say that Jackie being willing to stand up to Luna is kind of hot?
>>2712885Nah, it's pretty hot.
>>2712862Alright, so:Mistakes from this Session:>Don't leave Glass Cannon minions on their own if you don't want to lose them.>Could've Mind Read a Status Report from Susan and Wondervon.>Could cram a lil bit more actions during turns.>watch our for rogue girlfriends fighting your godmother and jumping into BloodBowl Arenas of Death.Other than that? GG.Hope we get more fun tomorrow.
>>2712885Agreed. Though I'm honestly concerned what she intends to do in there... convince us to leave? Have us maintain our humanity, following all the transformations she's seen us witness thus far? Try to get us to spare our enemies, to deny war planet its lifeblood?
>>2712862>>To see Jackie>>Headed straight for you>>The boy who's about to explodeWe should, like, tell Jackie to stand back so she isn't caught in the blast wave.
SESSION START!...but first.MEANWHILEBACK ON THE PLANET EARTHhttps://youtu.be/j93wAbem-uc
>>2714783>>2714783This meme brought to you by the Pals of Patreon and Quest friends like you.https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620Now then...https://youtu.be/STE_ugj7s2ML: "Such a gorgeous form.">Luna is observing you from her perch>As soon as Jackie's were off of her the nearby skeletons went rigid>Bow shifts and snarls>His eyes darting around with wild intent>He emerges from the dark>Claws into the floor trying to bury himself>Her fingers trace his horn>He goes limp>His breathing slows>His eyes fade as relaxation takes himB: "Brrf...mmmffr..."L: "Good boy.">Luna pets him as the few skeletons besides grate emerge from the darkness>Grate stays sentry beside herL: "Can you see it?"G: "I can."L: "You don't understand it."G: "I cannot."L: "The spell my son created in his quest to revive me. 'Massacre wave~ ">Someone tries to gain access to the room>A skeleton nearly runs them through with his stiff elbowed sword arm for itL: "He's taken on a new form with it's abilities."G: "What does it do?"L: "Mind your tone.">Grate bows>Shields his eyes from LunaG: "My lady."L: " ...The spell will utterly fill the arena."cont
>>2714863>>2714863>Grate looks up>Straight to you>Where your gold and black light begins to blind mortal eyesG: "The arena is hundreds of-"L: "I'm aware. The shields around it will be tested.">Luna crunches a curly fry between her teeth>Moans a moment before the chewed bits collapse out behind her ghostly bodyL: "His new body charges it automatically. If he were to stay in this form. It might do so over...and over."G: "Until what?"L: "Until it destroys him."G: "How?"L: "His body is a battery. Charging the magical energies of his soul without focus or purpose. It is 'designed' to perform no other task. It cannot aim. It cannot hesitate. It cannot even show mercy. Only build destructive power.">Luna smilesL: "Then release it."G: "What is going to happen to him?"L: "The spell will release from his body in mere moments. The damage will use double his normal level. Bypass the cost of his risen undead. Incinerate any item not enchanted enough to withstand it's force."G: "...and then?"L: "A refractory period. Knowing Anonymous...a turn. At most."G: "What of the girl?"L: "What -of- the girl?"G: "Have you sent her to die?"L: "What I did I tell you about tone?">Grate shudders>Moisture collects on his skull>For a moment>He feels painG: "I-"L: "I know you're sorry. I know your type.">Luna leers at the Glittering Skeleton from her seatL: "Loyal to the last. As long as they have their place. At a god's table.">She looks back down to youL: "If only I could hold him now.">Grate is silent>Luna's eyes dimL: "He must be so afraid of what he'll do to her.">In the pit>You are about to blow>Your energies are at their maximum>You won't need to roll for this>Everyone else>Will need to roll to escape>The only saving grace is Droog>Who's body requires a massive amount of WILL to upkeep>He cannot reduce the damage you will inflict>He does give those in the blast a higher chance to escape>By lowering the speed of your blast's emergenceH: "Xenowar! Lonestar!">Jackie's almost to youJ: "I'm comin', babe."H: "GET DOWN!"What do?
>>2714871OK, I think Luna made things clear enough. This form sucks, we haven't mastered it yet ,and it's too risky to use now. Let's not kill Jackie, Entropy, and Giraffe along with Droog and drop this form. If we need to expel what energy we've already created we should try and focus it into a simple blast wave instead of an explosion.
>>2714871"RUN AWAY JACKIE, GET TO COVER!"Have Droog ignore everything except protecting her with his bulk.
>>2714871>>2714883Alright then.... A B O R TA B O R TREROUTE ALL POWER BACK INTO INTO THE WANDDISSIPATE ANY REMAINING ENERGYREDIRECT ANY OUTPUT FROM OUT BODY TOWARDS THE CEILING OF THE ARENAHAVE DROOG COVER JACKIE USING HIS BODYENTROPY TO CAST ANY WARDS HE HAS ON HIMSELF
Use Jackie as a human shield
>>2714871>>2714891Inhuman shield go!>>2714942alternatively this, for the lulz
>>2714871>A: "JACKIE GET THE FUCK OUT IM LITERALLY GONNA EXPLODE!!!"
>Channel the growing power into Butter Johnson>We have ways known rage and hate>we also know how to channel it>The wand is the instrument of our power>An instrument tied to our form>Summon the skill Jackie Taught Us>Feel it>Ride the power into the wand and Play>play that funky music white boi
>>2714871Ok, so the other forms I could maybe get, but they’re totally going to call us out for setting off a small magical nuclear blast in the arena, right? There’s no way we can pass this off as a natural bodily function.
>>2714951>Have Droog provide himself as a shield for Jackie>While we use Jackie as a shield>While we use ourself as a shield for DroogTHE PERFECT DEFENSE.
>>2714871"JACKIE NO! DODGE! GET OUT OF HERE! I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU!"Droog will give those in the blast a higher chance to escape. Have Droog swallow Anon. to allow our allies a better chance to escape.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfpWUY37NL4Have Susan open a portal to get Jackie out. Use the blinding light of the build up to cover it. Do the same for our other allies and fake them being disintegrated by the blast.
>>2714978>>2714973>>2714951>>2714942FuckingDon'tstop fucking voting for bullshit like this.
>>2714871Also, tell Entropy to cover himself and Giraffe man with the strongest shield he can generate if he doesn’t want to die a horrible, vaporizing death.
>>2714935>>2714871Alternatively (or perhaps additionally?) Get Susan to scissor portal Jackie and Entropy out of the Arena, Giraffey Guy as well if she can.
>>2714958Are we Goku or Cell?
>>2714871>>2714995This, just have them reappear behind wherever Droog lands after the blast
>>2714942Let's go with memes
>>2715002Luna is Goku, we are Gohan, Jackie is Piccolo, The Plot is Cell.Also voting to tell Luna to be nicer to our minions. Dont yell at Grate, we pay him to be our voice and our voice is loud and direct and confrontational.
>>2714995>>2715004No wait. Ignore that.>>2714871INSTEAD (additionally to >>2714935)Get Susan (if she's able to) to open a portal in from of us that leads to some arid wasteland or space for us to step into and discharge all the energy in.We can come back later after the energy is released and we change back forms.
>>2714973This is high iq changing to this
We’re going to kill Jackie because memes aren’t we?
>>2714871Have Droog shield Jackie from the blast; sacrificing himself if need be.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>2715007>>2714987>>2714978>>2714942While I love a good meme.These posts are a bit suspect, lads.Good thing it's a tie between...>Try to control the blast4 votes>Use Jackie as a human shield4 votesop->>2715022Until this lad with the fine dubs changed his vote.Aces, chaps.>You see her coming for you>Jackie>Your senses are next to nothing but you can still see her>Her eyes at least>They're so intent>So hardened>When did she learn to mean mug like that?>How can she look at you>When you're like this?>Covered in alien blood>Dirt>She said you were a mess>You wanted to be -her- mess>Hers or not>You still are oneA: "Jhaaahhhh-">You try to speak>Your teeth don't split right>This mouth has no tongueJ: "Don't kill me don't kill me don't kill m-">Even she knows>You're not in control>You've been going at your opponents like a beast>Now>You're a force of nature>A: "Hrm!">Nature>What has it ever done for you?>This power is YOURS>You intend to TAME IT>Your WILL has been reduced to +6 by your abominations>Except for the damage on this rollStill.A: "If I can rewrite the universe.">You stand>In agony>In anquishA: "I can beat. Me. Too."ROLL WILL!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2715041CONTROL!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2715041If we need to drop Droog.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2715041
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2715041RIP
Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>2715041
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2715041
Rolled 10 (1d20)>Die for us Droog. You will live again.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>2715041God damn meme fuckers
>>2715041Forward for justice
>>2715078Fuck didn't roll. Meh
>>2715078>justiceGlad to see new people joining the quest.+1d20 in Options
>>2715057>>2715041Alright.That's a 17 + 6 WILL, giving uf a total of 23.We don't know what the DC is, but it would be multiples of 5, meanint it could still go over to 25, 30, 35 and more.We COULD increase our chances of not killing Jackie along with everyone else by Drooping Droog and using his 12 WILL to increase our chances to 35. That however woudl put us at a serious disadvantage after this turn, (if we succeed).Should we do it?
>>2715094Yeah, the problem is WE DON'T KNOW if we'd need it or not.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2715041
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2715041pls be a 20
>>2715092Well , my own vote is Drop Droog if needed to pass the DC to allows us to control MW Form.
>>2715092No, god no.
>>2715128We lose if you do that. We should absolutely not drop Droog in any circumstances
>>2715041>>2715053If needed I support Dropping Droog to pass the DC, but only if needed.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>2715041Whoa shit, late to the party but goddamn.
>>2715092This is a bad idea. So... yeah drop Droog.
>>2715092We lost JJ already, didn't we? How much did that net us back?
>>2715191Being a Large Abomination, JJ cost us to maintain 3 WILL. Droog, being aHuge Abomination, costs 12 WILL to maintain.>>2715139>>2715138>>2715133Even at the risk of killing Jackie, IF we fail the DC?
>>2715200Droog will be destroyed anyway if we fail. There is no reason not to drop him if needed.
>>2715041Not voting until I get my bearings but i will ROLL
>>2715041>>2715182Shit... alright, it fucking blows but supporting >>2715092 . You guys are right, he'll just end up getting caught in the blast anyways. Lose an ally, gain an ally (Jackie). Fucking War Planet, indeed
>>2715092DON'T DROP DROOG
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>2715041Roll
>>2715230e'll just end up getting caught in the blast if we fail. Only drop him if needed. Don't drop him for no reason.
>>2715230Why he'll die anyway, plus we can just rebuild and reanimate droog and JJ later if we want, they're undead and our wand holds all the souls we collect.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>2715041aaaa plz
>>2715232We don't know that foro sure what we know is, if we drop him his remains will be eradicated
>>2715092>>2715041Why not use Doug to cover Jackie and if he's starting to go reroute the will from there/ If not just go ahead and drop Doug
>>2715248If we fail then Doog will die anyways.We also will probabl kill GIreffe Guy AND Entropy/Al.
>>2715246THIS IS A AOE THAT WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING. WE TURNING IT INTO A AIMED ATTACK NOT TO KILL JACKIE. IF HE KEEPS US FROM REACHING THE TARGET DC THEN DROP HIM IF NOT THEN DON'T. DROPPING HIM IS A FREE ACTION. IT'S A IN CASE OF EMERGENCY ACTION NOT A FUCKING DO IT ACTION.
>>2715256Also, if we get an aimed attack, we may also actually be able to direct the energy at the actual enemies.. so there's that too
>>2715057>>2715057The roll winner...>23 total>>2715078>>2715087Welcome, friend.If you want to roll just put "dice+1d20" into the "options" field of your post.Shame you couldn't help out on this one.They needed it.https://youtu.be/QnCdEvaseHg>You've never felt like this>It's as if your soul>Or the power that flows through it>Is bursting your apart>Your skin is like armor and yet it doesn't protect>You can't move your limbs>Your fingers>You can barely breathe>This form isn't just a weapon>It's a bunker and the door is locked.>Your mind is everywhere at once>The gladiators around you get an idea of what's to come>In the tiniest of moments>Some of them begin to seek shelter>Those that can>Or who have figured out what you've done to yourselfAnn: "Traps is preparing some sort of super move...is- Is this?">The monitors switch to read in bright green"MAGIC DETECTED">You can't look anywhere else but to Jackie>She won't look away from you>No matter how awful a form you take>You've forced your legs to stand>Torn your lips to try and speak>You do everything in your power>Everything within your WILL's power>To control this>To save her>You failcont
>>2715256Don't yell. Also we don't know if he'll get caught in it or if he'll survive it. I'd rather give him a chance to live than just let him die
>>2715261>>2715261A: " https://youtu.be/wpGK-H8tiaM ">First Droog>10 totalDr: "HRAAAAHHHHHH!">His chains heat up to molten temperatures>His skin boils>His few eyes pop like grapes from the heatANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 48 DAMAGE TO DROOG>His legs crumble>His body falls>He is at 12 HP>Horridus>The Septarian Warrior>He's near limbless>Rolls with inferiority>5 totalH: "Toffee...you were wrong.">SKRRRRSHHHHHHHH>His body becomes an elongated black and orange stain>His teeth separate and peel in layersHE TAKES 48 DAMAGE AS WELL>Somehow>By the freakish nature of his biology>His fingers wiggle in the mass>His meat-less lid flaps in agony>Xenowar>20 total>The dexterous monster flips himself from the ground at the last moment>Shields himself with Droog's body as he crumbles down>His faceless visage is warped>Twisted>By an emotion you knew once>Fear>Because even when one passes this Dex save>The targets still take half damageXe: "SHHRRKKEEEHHH!">A hole forms in Droog>Lets the ravaging light get through>The boiling chains melt his hands in place>24 damage>Xenowar is now dead>Melted to Jelly>Lone Star>Nowhere to go>Not locked down>The Mollusk pulls out of his shell>Pushes himself from the earth>Spins in the air as the flames pass by beneath him>His shell still peels and boils him inside of it>24 damage>The Walrus>4>He tries to shield himself with JJ's body>It becomes blackened ashes>His gloves peel away as well>His blubber is fried>His deep layers of musk removedHE TAKES 48 DAMAGE>No resistance can protect him from that>His facial hair is gone>His skin is raw and pink>JJ's body is no more...>The Grey>10 totalZ: "Sir! Sir I'm sorry please protect m-">Washed away>His bones are blue>His blood sprays from his nose and his gasping mouth>Falls down his face like tears>He was never going to survive this48 DAMAGE KILLS ZOZEPH THE CARPENTER cont
>>2715263>>2715263>The Last Son of Andelus>20 total against Anon's Spell Power>The Nanites become a wild cloud>Each one micro-dodging the smaugh and laser light>When they reform>Some have fallen to the dirt below>24 damageAnd: "I see.">He's looking only at you>Gyrofax is utterly helpless in the air>Yet his body is quick and strong>He hurls his head forward to the weapons wall>Kicks off some bulky strapped shield>He spins through the sky in his weightless way>Headed for the shield above>That lets victims in>That lets no one out>He hits the roofGy: "Skrr?">That's where he fries>Popping like a boiled cucumber>His helmet plunges to the ground below>Stabbing into the dirt and ringing like a bell>24 damage>He still breathes up there>Struggling to exist>Entropy>He raises his magical shield again>He's too weak to dodge>13 total on his dex>15 with his Charisma>Anon's SP is 13>Just barely>PSSHHHH!!!>The blast is split around him like a fire hydrant that bursts and hits an umbrella>This saves him>Giraffe guy23 on his dex save>He tries to hard>Runs up the wall in order to escape>He's hanging off of it>Being electrocuted by smiling teens>As his back is burnt to a deep black crisp>24 damage leaves him weak>Drained>He collapsed off of the wall>His wounds filling with bloody soil>He twitches there>Helpless>At 1 hp>Finallycont...
>>2715263DROOG FUCKIBG LIVED I TOLD YOU ALL
>>2715267>>2715267>Jackie16 total>Her board skills are without equal>She rides the waves>Dodges a blast of crackling gold electricity>The flames however>They make the board into a red hot iron>Her shoes melt to it>Her hair begins to burn>She's so beautiful>All the way up until she's right beside you>Then the flames>Get through her armor>Her screams>They tear you apart>Jackie takes 24 damage>She falls on top of you>As your new form begins to shatter>Your body feels so weak>Your mind, hazyA: "J-...Jack-....">Massacre falls away from you like dying bark off of a tree>You're left standing there>Just you>Anonymous>With no forms to protect you>Muscles is silent>He doesn't move>Your wand falls to the groundCLACK!>You can't feel your fingers>Your face>Your wig is gone>Your skin is coldANONYMOUS HAS WEAKNESSONLY ONE ACTION WITH DISADVANTAGE NEXT TURN>The spotlights are on you still>The crowd>Mostly silentWell, Anonymous?What do?
>>2715276>SCREAM OUT WE FORFEIT>B4B DROOG TO HEAL JACKIE
>>2715276Escape however we can. Get Droog and get the fuck away
>>2715276OK, OK. This could've been worse. Jackie took minimal health loss. She lost 24 out of 60. She can take a hit. Thankfully. Giraffe is the biggest concern, he's at 1HP.
>>2715261B4b Jackie to heal Droog
>>2715276https://youtu.be/j30YsJwuLpsbtw, we should either try and end this or get the hell out
>>2715276Blame the magic on someone else
>>2715296You know what? Sure. Let's try this.
>>2715286Actually fuxk thisWe fight to the last breath.
>>2715276Say "My bad."Mind Read Susan and Wondervon for a STATUS REPORT.Get Susan Ready to Scissor us out of here (if necessary), alongside Entropy and Giraffe Guy.I... Kinda wanna see what happens now.
>>2715307Of course. That's what we always do. Even when things seem the darkest we still smugly smile. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCSDIqShlaE
>>2715276>>2715283YES SUPPORT>>2715286YES SUPPORT>>2715290NO SUPPORT But yes if people actually vote for this
>>2715276>"Mind call our girl and have her scissor Jackie out and get her medical help from mom">>2715296Then this
>>2715276>Magic DetectedOperation is a failure. Comms to Susan and Wondervon, high likelihood we're gonna need the scissors and soon, will need them for extraction, likely. Reach out to Jackie and our other allies, get a read on a withdrawl and to live to fight the actual enemies intended . Reach to grab our wand. It's ours, and we sure as hell ain't leaving this place without it. Whether we continue the fight or run, we'll need it. Go ahead and support >>2715296 .... some other fucker "cancelled our ability, otherwise this match would've been ours!"
>>2715313support but also do the following:1) re-acquire wand, make sure it's with us2) tend to jackie how we can, we can probably remove her feet from the melted shoe and board with a multitool from our inventory if we can get access to it
>>2715283B4b droog is a bad idea. This happened precisely because we wanted to save him, what a waste to take his HP when Jackie only took 20.We should take house from Jackie to heal muscles and fight
>>2715276Reach for Jackie. Make sure she's okay.If BFB wins use the blood that is in the sand under us, but keep it top portion undisturbed.
>>2715313>>2715333These are good
REMEMBER MUSCLES GOT HURT>>2715336>HouseMeant health
>>2715339That's not how BFB works for friggs sake. It's an HP transfer, not literal blood.
>>2715276>>2715296>>2715307fuck it disregard my previous vote >>2715321let's do it live
>>2715283>forfeit>on war planetIt's almost like you expect mercy. Cute.
>>2715261HEY WAIT A CHERRY PICKING MINUTE! I feel bamboozled! Kings presence allows us to use our highest stat when it comes to spells, and that last attack was obviously a spell! So it seems to me like our end roll SHOULD be 30 instead of 23.
Go. Just go. You stupid. Stupid fuck heads.Also stop hurting Jackie please?
>>2715276Changed my vote from:>>2715339to this:>>2715354
>>2715290Guys listen. If we follow my idea Droog and Jackie will be at even HP and we can all fight together. You're all voting to fight but no one is saying fucking how.
>>2715367You want all of this to go to waste? >>2715383Pal you're wanting to hurt Jackie so we can heal our flesh beast.
>>2715307Sopportan probably? If we're not banned.Last Son is literally looking right at us, looking all peachy keen, and Mollusk is still a factor.Tho I think we disqualified? Massacre Wave is technically a spell and we just fired that shit off, sooo....
>>2715383I'd prefer to use OUR HP to heal Giraffe as he's hurting the most.
>>2715276>try to heal jackie>try to heal giraffe man>see if you can work with AND because his goals seem to align with our own>prepare to see what we face next>prepare to raise dead opponents if neededReminder we don't have our scissors right nowAlso we got our skeletons here if we need to call on them
>>2715276Just, Keep fighting.Have D go to Giraffe, While we go to Jackie and hope to god we can some how finesse our way into acting like nothing happened.
Rolled 7 (1d10)...The winner of the votes.Is>>2715296>>2715296Roll Charisma.Ann: "Ladies and gentlemen...a word from our sponsors."???: "Ladies and Gentlezims!">A sea of grey bandaged hands overtake a balcony up above>So high you can barely see it>The overhead screens make it clear however>Mephistopholes>The one who works for Mammon>You're not sure how high up he is here>However>That balcony is higher than all the restL: "Your flames have lick at the heels of the gods now."Me: "Someone! Some...RETROBATE. Some DEGENERATE! Has DESECRATED this place!">He points to the screens>To the smouldering standsMe: "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, SORCERER! YOU FOUL TRAITOR TO COMBAT. CHEATER OF WAR PLANET'S CREED!">Now Roll Anon>Roll like the fucking wind>To do what you need to do best>Be just like your dad>But>For Justice.
>>2715394We have one action.>>2715390Just 10-15 hp
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2715403
Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>2715403aaaaaaa
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2715403JUSTICE LIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2715403watch this fail miserably
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2715403
Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>2715403Fuck off Yellow you worthless cunt
Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>2715403Lets go make dad useful for something
Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>2715403i did it
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2715403I DIN DU NUFFIN
>>2715417NICEim not less miffed at what happened now
>>2715417well never fucking mind holy shit
>>2715421Fuck. Im so sorry
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>2715403Welp lets do it
>>2715433BE GLAD FRIEND! THAT ANOTHER AMAZING FRIEND HAS LIFTED YOU UP ON HIS SHOULDERS AND BROUGHT YOU TO GREATNESS BY REMOVING ALL NAT 1S!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2715403What is this witchcraft!?
>>2715433DOESN'T MATTER NAT 20
>>2715443IT WAS ME! I FUCKED YOUR NOTES UP!
>>2715455Don't ask how we can lie as good as our dad, ask how we cant when he was around to raise Anon.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2715403
>>2715296>>2714942i have the good ideas
>>2715467A good idea. You had A good idea
>>2715455If anything i think this would AT LEAST add a point to our charisma, because if someone can manage to lie to an entire stadium of people who JUST SAW YOU DO IT and you convinced them that it was SOME ONE ELSE, then you have to be good at talking to people at least a little
>>2715467A good idea, you dumbass put us in this predicament in the first place
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>2715403Oh god, so many replies all of a sudden.
>>2715417>>2715443>>2715455Oh wow. Just wow.
>>2715480No i didn't my first idea lost (and was a joke)
>>2715455>Blame it on Loozar
>>2715496BLAME IT ON LOOZAR>>2715403
>>2715497i don't think you like the events that transpired huh?
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR ANONS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE.
>>2715417>>2715417A: "I! ...">You gasp>You swallowJ: "a-...Anon?"A: "I cannot believe.">Here youA: "ANYONE would do this!">You're embracingJ: "Anon.">Jackie winces under youJ: "Anon help m-"A: "This arena! Is sacred!">You grab the dirt>Squeeze the bloody mud in your handsA: "Warriors. DIE here...">You turn to the camera>Your eyes sizzle redA: "Some only ever truly live. Here.">You raise your only mobile armA: "On WAR PLANET!">Cheers>The crowd>The lights>The adulation>You can't even hear Jackie anymoreA: "Mephosexual is right!">A few people chuckleA: "The warriors in here are BEYOND. REPROACH. IT'S INEXCUSABLE!">You're stomping aroundA: "UNACCEPTABLE!">Jackie's pulled herself off the dirt>Dusted herself off>Wiped her own tears off>First she looks at her bloody hand>Then>She sees you>Really sees you>She keeps cryingA: "Who did it! Who!">You turn to the WalrusA: "...No. Too stupid and bloated.">You whip to The MolluskA: "No...not you. You're just psychic.">You even go for EntropyA: "How about you, Monster!? Eh! No...no your powers wouldn't do this...">Back to the crowdA: "He's just fighting to survive!">You kick a helmet and sword that used to belong to the Cylinder>He's ashes nowA: "Like ALL OF US!"J: "Anon..."A: "I know who it was...WAR PLANET!">They're eating it up>They love you>You point for the Last Son>That suspicious ass cloud of golden marblesA: "It w-"Mammon: "It was you."cont
>>2715549>>2715549>Silence>A creature stands above you>Above it all>Above every single lie you told>His neck is black glass>His bones gleam like polished steel>A pair of wings spreads behind him>Mammon is here>He speaks with the authority of the divineMammon: "You are a fraud. A sham. A cheat.">The crowd murmurs>Some of them even boo>They don't know this man>You have them>He however>He has War PlanetMammon: "War planet will decide now.">He waves his handMammon: "Your method of execution."A: "...wh-"J: "Anonymous."A: "Jackie?"J: "We're through."The crowd begins to chant...C: "LOOZ. AR."C: "LOOZ. AR"LOO-ZAR!LOOOOOZARRR!SESSION ENDNEXT SESSIONSATURDAY7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIMEStay BlesstLove,Quest
HAH. THATS FUNNY.Laugh at the pain. Laugh it away~.
>>2715554Oh well, guess that happened.
>>2715554HEKANON BACK ON TRACK
>>2715554Jackie abandoned us. Mommy would never do that. Susan would never do that. Jackie a shit