You are Alabaster Soliloquy, onahole collector and bicycle tutor. PREVIOUSLY:-You bicycle-tutored the hell out of Sable, but that wasn't enough to keep her from taking a nasty spill.-She got mad at you, so you calmed her down by having anal sex with her. It was the only way.-Rose secretly put tracking software on your phone. You secretly put tracking software on hers. -Vivian Darkbloom invited you to visit her home on Saturday. She's cute!-Cerise, embittered over Galatea deceiving her, went to Galatea's apartment to cut off their friendship for good.-To cheer Cerise up, you had a family movie night with her.-You met with reporter Kay Vera, per Camelia's instructions, and Kay hinted at what's driving Camelia's crusade.-The meeting went tits-up when Whitney stormed in and attacked Camelia.-Also, you're still not gay. ---Twitter: https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquySeason 1 Index: https://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggotFan Wiki: https://fquest.miraheze.orgSmut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/CeriseSoliloquy (content not allowed on /qst/ will go here)Episode 1 ("A Place Further than the NHS"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2494905Episode 2 ("Working!!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2513011Episode 3 ("Weeaboo;Sabotage"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2534278Episode 4 ("Ijiranaide, Camelia!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2557969Episode 5 (".hack//NEET"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2577854Episode 6 ("Yuri on Ice"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/2615934---Season 2 OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESx_hy1n7HA AND NOW, EPISODE 7 OF FUCK QUEST:"My Youth RomCom Underground Cyber-Terrorist Resistance is Wrong, as I Expected."
>>2636428First for loving Alex
>>2636428First for Please Step On Me, Camelia!
>>26364282nd for cerise is the true end game
June 6, 2014The Roomba has a homemade bomb glued to the top of it. Cribbing variously from the Anarchist's Cookbook, Youtube tutorials, and an archive of Cerise's circuit bending streams, you're a self-taught expert in remote-control mayhem. Instead of moving autonomously, the now-deadly Roomba is your zombie slave, going exactly where you tell it to with the RC transmitter in your hands. A hi-brite flashlight helps you see where it's going in dark spaces. A V-shaped plow helps it overcome debris. And a GoPro strapped to its front, livestreaming back to your tablet, completes the device. You've got a fully controllable IED that can go almost anywhere.You sit on a curb with Whitney across from a shuttered strip mall near the edge of town. The weeds and graffiti are taking over: this place was a victim of the 2008 recession that never recovered. Years of disuse have left the buildings dilapidated and busted."This better be worth my time," Whitney says. "I'm not missing spaghetti Friday just to watch you vacuum an old Sears store."(Whitney used to worm her way into dessert for dinner Sunday every week at the Soliloquy household. Although mom and her wonderful desserts are gone, Whitney was not to be deterred. Now she butts into the Mallorys' spaghetti Friday every week.)"Just watch," you say. The Roomba is moving around the largely-empty interior of the store. On the live feed, you see tipped-over shelving units, dangling wires and scattered trash. More graffiti, too. A rat skitters past and disappears."Freaky," Whitney says. She grabs a beer from the nearby 12-pack, pokes a hole in the side with her pocket knife, and shotguns it while she watches the real-time video stream.
3rd for tender cousin loving
>>2636428>Also, you're still not gay. We know Ally. You were just a victim of that sick ans twisted rapist. You must rape him back out of revenge and not for any other questionable reason
>>2636428>-Also, you're still not gay.No, I'm pretty sure we're gay.
"Let me try," you say. She hands you another can of beer and her knife. But you're hopeless. Whitney has to show you the mechanics of how to properly shotgun a beer, guiding you through poking the hole and popping the lid at the right moment. "Dork," she says, holding the can while you try to chug.It's the first beer you've ever had. It's pungent and unpleasant and too warm from sitting out all day. You find yourself sputtering and gagging instead of getting it down smoothly."Haha! You're a riot, Ally." She pats you on the back like a mother burping a baby as you wipe your mouth with the back of your palm. "You'll get the hang of it. Being a delinquent takes practice.""Yeah?" You say. "Well, watch this."You guide the Roomba between a pair of shelves that have collapsed into one another. You turn the tablet off."Hey!" Whitney says. "Rude!"You point across the street, directing her to look at the storefront. Her gaze slowly sweeps up. And then you hit the detonate button.A bloom of orange and red is visible through the previously-darkened windows - which now bulge and then shatter from the pressure wave. The boom is almost deafening. When it settles, an incipient fire is obviously visible inside. "Holy..." Whitney breathes."I call it the Roomburner. I've got five or six stashed away in the crawlspace at Rose's house." "Roomburner," Whitney says, rolling her eyes. "Even when you're cool, you're a fag." You watch the smoldering fire with her appreciatively for a few moments. "Shit... we better get out of here, huh?" Whitney says. You pack your remote control and tablet into your backpack. Whitney grabs the beer. Running down the sidewalk with her, her peals of laughter ringing in your ears, you feel the first happiness you've had since that awful night a few months ago.You like to watch things burn. You want to do it some more.
>>2636455this can only go well
>>2636440>using a knife>not using your teethI'm disappointed
>>2636455Wow when did we come an ISIS expy
>>2636455>You like to watch things burn. You want to do it some more.oh boy
Kay slips a business card into your hand. You're too taken aback at Whitney's attack on Camelia to really register anything of what she's telling you. "Call me in a few days if you're still alive and not in jail," Kay says. She takes Lady's leash and disappears out a side exit, leaving you gawking and dumbfounded. Whitney is still delivering vicious hook after vicious hook directly into Camelia's battered face when you finally gather the wherewithal to go over and lay a palm on her shoulder."Fucking bitch!" Whitney is screaming. "How dare you!""Whit--" you begin, but think better of using her name. "Let's go. Now."Whitney looks back at you. "Did I do good?" She asks. She's smiling. She genuinely wants to know.You drag her to her feet, grab her hand, and brush past the fearful patrons crowding around. You flee with her down the street for a ways, until you see a sight you should have suspected: Rose's Prius pulls alongside the curb. "Get in," Rose says. "Are you two all right?"
>>2636455I wonder what this is trying to tell us?
>>2636455>You like to watch things burn. You want to do it some more.Alabarsonist
>>2636455As I expected, our youth roomba terrorism timeline is wrong.
>>2636440>The Roomba has a homemade bomb glued to the top of it.Damn son that's how you start a story.
>>2636455We Railgun now.
>>2636493Man I forgot how disgusting Hachiman (and by extension Ally) looked. Why do they have a harem again
>>2636440It's nice to know Alabaster isn't completely out of place at his job.
>>2636511Well to be fair all he did was attach a bomb to a roomba and called it a day
>>2636501Canonically aside from his dead fish eyes he's above-average looking.
Rose drives. You sit in the passenger seat, and Whitney sits in the back."I told you to observe," Rose says, glaring at Whitney in the rearview. "What part of 'observe' entails beating up the most dangerous woman on the planet?""Don't oversell her," Whitney harumphs. "She's a wuss. Can't even take a punch.""We're done for..." you mutter. "Goddamn it. Goddamn it." You're not sure who you're madder at: Whitney, for attacking Camelia; or Rose, for thinking that sending Whitney into that cafe was a good idea."You need to stay with us for the time being," Rose says. "Camelia knows who you are, and if she retaliates...""Let her retabliate, then!" Whitney says. "I'll retabliate her face into dust!" She punches her own open palm."Rose is right," you say (ugh), "you'll be safer with us."Whitney pouts for a moment, then: "What about Alex?"[ ] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.[ ] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.
>>2636511I for one find it hilarious that alabaster is afraid of guns, but will build his own remote controlled IED.>>2636516>[x] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.Protect the boy.
>[ ] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.We can cheer up Cerise, everyone wins.
>>2636516>[x] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.As if there's any chance of us choosing the other option.
>>2636516>[X] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.Stop dragging people into this shit seriously
>>2636515Wasn't he just average. Also the eyes matter A LOT>>2636516>[ ] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.Not even a question
>>2636516[X] Invite AlexALEXQUEST A GO-GO BABY
>>2636516[X] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.
>>2636516>[X] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.
>>2636527It's hard to tell with an unreliable narrator.
>>2636516>[X] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.
>>2636516[ ] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.
>>2636516>[ ] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.We don't want him finding out what we're doing, he might tell Sable and then we're in deep shit.
[x] invite the trap
>>2636516>[X] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.I don't think he'll be safe anywhere from Camelia so might as well have him with us.
>>2636516>[x] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.
>[X] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.
>>2636516He'll be safer where he is because there's no protecting him from Cerise, but, fuck it, this is our life now, and he's a part of it.>[X] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.
>[X] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.Closing and writing.
>>2636553Oh fuck, Cerise is gonna love this.
>>2636516[ ] invite
Oh well, at least it will cheer up Cerise
>>2636516>[ ] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.
>>2636558Ultra strong terrorist Misaka vibes
>>2636572I'm not getting those vibes.At least not yet, we can see.
>>2636538Btw did you or anyone else here read the light novel? I'm curious if there was a chapter in the LN where Hachiman, Saika (the best), and the the popular guy actually went on a trip together and the anime cut it out or if it never got shown like on the anime. If it actually happened I'll take the time to read the LN
>>2636516>[ x ] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.
>>2636516>[ ] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.nope
>>2636590>>2636593It's been decided.
>>2636590>>2636593>Not wanting to protect him with your own handsBarbarians
[x] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.Rose stays home with Whitney. You return to work to grab Alex and Cerise and circle the wagons. First stop: Cerise's office. She's sitting across from Fazil, deep into a meeting that you have no qualms about interrupting. You pull up a chair beside Fazil and sit down."Excuse you," Cerise says. "We're going to have a guest or two tonight," you tell her."Thanks for asking first, asshole," she says. "Who?""Whitney. Maybe her roommate too. I'll explain when we're back home.""Should I step out?" Fazil asks. "This sounds as if I am becoming quickly the third wheel.""Yeah," you say. "Cerise and I are going to be heading home soon.""Fuck that," Cerise says. "Fazil, you can stay. Tell him what you just told me.""Is this okay?" Fazil says, uncertain. Cerise nods. Fazil gesticulates as he launches into an involved explanation. "I am thinking to myself yesterday that the perpetrator of the recent hackings must be a skilled individual. If so, I think further, perhaps he has a reputation. So I think to check around on parts of the internet in which such characters have prestige. Aha! A similar pattern has happened in the past. A so-called black hat known only as Galatea. Researching this person's attacks on banking institutions and government facilities, the methods are nearly identical. I believe this person is responsible for March 10th and the foiled rootkit hacks also."Fazil, you motherfucker. You're getting too close to the truth. "Interesting story, isn't it?" Says Cerise. She already knows this information. Is this her way of telling you that she won't intercede on Camelia's behalf to stymie the investigation? If so, and Fazil traces it back to her... what then?"You're doing excellent work, Fazil," Cerise says. Fazil can't hide his dopey smile. "Take the rest of the day off if you like - I'm heading out early, too." "Thank you, Ms. Soliloquy. Good day!"
>>2636580I don't recall that happening but I'm far from caught up. The parts I did read were great though.
Down in the R&D labs, you run into Ken doing some work at a PC workstation outside Sable's main office. Well - one of his two monitors has work on it, at least. On the other, he's watching an episode of Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy. He chuckles at the on-screen gags every few moments.Weird guy.Not seeing Alex out here, you breeze past and try the door to Sable's office, but it's locked. You knock - no answer. Great...You take a seat beside Ken. "Is Alex in there?" you ask. Ken pulls down his headphones. "Pardon me, pardner. Can you kindly repeat yourself?""I said is Alex in there." You nod in the direction of Sable's office."I reckon he is," Ken says. "Been in there nigh on an hour or so."It's either something really important or something really perverted, and you want to know in either case.
>>2636622Fazil how are you so amazing
>>2636628>he's watching an episode of Ed, Edd 'n' Eddywhat fantastic taste
>>2636622NO TAKE FAZIL WITH US TOO!
>>2636628>Ed, Edd 'n' EddyAbsolute man of culture
>>2636628The goodest boy.
>>2636636Imagine if Fazil and Ken joined the party.
>>2636622Guys, I think we need to take Fazil with us for protection too.I don't think I could stomach it if something happened to Fazil.
>>2636650Do you really want to see his disappointed face once he learns that Ally and Cerise have been withholding some information from him though?
>>2636628>Ed, Edd 'n' EddyGood man
>>2636628OH AND ALSO TAKE KEN. I NEED MORE KEN IN MY LIFE
You're thinking of how to get past Sable's door when a woman's voice startles you. "Are you Alabaster?""Uh, yeah. What's up?"The woman extends a lithe arm, and you shake her hand. "I-I'm Noelle," she says. "Noelle Keki. I - ah - I just got assigned to the team... dragged up from the server room. Go figure!" She rubs the back of her head and laughs, almost as if apologizing for her own presence. "Nice to have you aboard," you say, being polite but wishing this conversation would be over."If it's not too much trouble, I, ah, I was wondering if you could answer a few of my questions? I was told you just recently went through some orientation yourself. I hope I'm not bothering you!""I'm, uh, a little busy right now," you say."Oh, hmm..." she mutters, dejected. "A-at least you could help me set up my PC? I need the passwords to the team Slack and network directories. If you have even just a couple moments... I'm so sorry for the intrusion..."This birdlike, nervous girl - who seems to be a few years older than you - is charming despite her awkwardness. Or maybe because of her awkwardness. Since Alex and Sable are tied up right now, you suppose you can at least give her this much help. When she walks you over to her computer, you're surprised to see a wallpaper on her desktop bearing characters from your favorite anime of last season: Magical Witchy ~Pero Pero~. A show about cute little girls in revealing outfits who fight monsters - a dime a dozen, right? - but the writing, production values and sheer cuteness of the main characters put it head and shoulders above the average moeblob pander-fest. Noelle's wallpaper certainly isn't safe for work - the scantily clad witch trio with their panties on full display, and a hint of the main character Lillith's nipple showing - and Noelle blanches when she realizes that she left it visible. She quickly pulls up a folder and maximizes it to cover up the offending image. She gulps and stares down at the desk. She's so embarrassed she's almost shaking. [ ] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.[ ] Don't mention what you saw.
>>2636650No, Fazil doesn't need any protecting. We'd just get in his way.Fazil is the one protecting us.
>>2636666>Noelle KekiYou motherfucker OP
>>2636666>Noelle KekiMy fucking sides.
>>2636666>[ ] Don't mention what you saw.Something about this seems off
>>2636666[x] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.i'm interested
>>2636666[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.Let's buddy up to Kay's plant.
>>2636666>[ ] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.She'd better fucking join the harem, OP. She's already better than Kay.
>>2636660We could always say it was a test or we were protecting him. He's trusting enough to buy that
>>2636675>>2636676I don't get it, am I retarded?
>>2636666Oh fuck boys
>>2636666>[x] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.
>>2636666>[x] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.Let it slide, gain that trust.I KNOW WE'RE BEING WORKED OVER HERE, OP.
>>2636686Noelle = Noel = ChristmasKeki = Keiki = Cake
>>2636666>[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.QUADS AND BAD CHOICES FOR SATAN
>>2636666>[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.
>>2636666>[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.Now I'm done laughing my ass off at Noelle Keki.
>>2636666>[ ] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.Change the subject, don't let Kay get the passwords to the team's Slack and network directories.
>>2636694Goddamn I wasn't even thinking anywhere near that.
>>2636666Interesting.[x] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.
>[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.
>>2636666>another christmas cake that isnt ReneeOP, please stop twisting the knife
>>2636666[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.I am immediately suspicious of her, but lets see where this goes
>>2636666>[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show tooMan already don't like that girl just from her design but I'll give her a chance
>>2636666[ ] Don't mention what you saw.I don't trust any cake but reneethis woman is a threat!
>>2636699>don't let Kay get the passwordsHeh, I'm expecting Noelle to be Kay in disguise in the back of my mind.
>>2636625Better than the anime? I was actually planning on watching the anime tomorrow I'm curious about the dub ) but if the LN is that good I might try that instead or read them alongside each other. I started reading but stopped because I knew the chunni friend was coming up and I hate him so I just never got around to it
>>2636720I mean, it is.I don't think that's too shocking.
>[x] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.Noelle's face quickly transforms from shame to shock. "R-really?" She says."What, is that a surprise?""You just don't look..." she trails off. "Are you all caught up?""Yeah," you say. "Can't wait for season two next fall.""I know!" Noelle says. "Do you think Lillith is going to accept the Archon's challenge?""How could she not?" You say. "The Archon still has Lucy hostage.""But Lucy's such a bitch!" Noelle says. She's suddenly much less shy than before. "I don't know what Lillith sees in her. She'd be better off with Lulu!""Please," you say. "The double-tsundere dynamic between Lillith and Lucy is the best part of the show. They're destined to be together.""I can't believe you!" Noelle laughs, feigning anger. "I start to think maybe you have good taste and then you go dropping these shit-taste bombs on me. What a drag... Hey, did you read the manga too?""Of course. Show-only fans are missing half the story." What follows is a 20-minute back and forth over the relative merits of each of the witches. Noelle is a big Lulu partisan - no surprise, given Lulu's shy and submissive demeanor is so similar to Noelle herself - but what can you say? You've always preferred the main girl in most series. The main girl is usually the best one. You get Noelle all set up on the network while you yammer. It's nice to finally meet someone who has something approaching good taste around here.
>>2636723>dubNever watch the dub unless it's Cowboy Bebop, Cromartie, Space Dandy, or a meme.The LN is very good from what I read, and I have a friend who reads many LNs that likes this one in particular.
>>2636720Same here. Maybe it's because OP was thinking of changing Kay avatar from Touko to Yayoi, at least for me.
>>2636720It's very clearly Kay anon (or at least someone affiliated with her). That or just OP trying to bait us into being paranoid
I love that we all know exactly what this trap is and we're still sprinting into it with barely contained excitement.
>>2636734Maybe he changed.
>>2636730Add Dragonball to that list, solely by virtue of not having a ripped 50 year old man voiced by a squeaky granny
>>2636726I have never been more suspicious of a new character. There's no way someone we get along with normally has good intentions.
>>2636737Are you really that surprised that we’re all too keen to run right up into a trap?
>>2636737Not a big deal. I don't think the choice mattered too much
>>2636736>or at least someone affiliated with herThere is the Camelia angle to consider too. That was my 2nd candidate.
>>2636726>You've always preferred the main girl in most series. The main girl is usually the best one. ... Ally... I'm not mad I'm just disappointed>>2636730I wanna watch it again (mainly because of this quest) but this is the 3rd time I'll be watching it so I wanna try something new even if it's shit. It'll probably at least be funny to laugh atAnd sweet I'll check it out when I have the time
>>2636755I was thinking it was Camelia. Kay doesn't seem like she'd demean herself or have the ability to break in somewhere to get a story. Camelia let Stackleford suck liquor out of her bellybutton.
>>2636760>... Ally... I'm not mad I'm just disappointedWe've always known that Ally has the most basic bitch shit taste when it comes to anime. Go to Cerise if you want to talk about good shit.
All around I'd say Vivian has the best taste.
Not long after, Alex steps out of Sable's office. His hair is mussed and he's out of breath. Sable was definitely messing with him. You're not sure if you're jealous, turned on, or a bit mad at Sable for abusing him like that. (All three?) "Hey Ally," Alex breathes. He sits at his PC and swipes his hair back. "Back from lunch so soon?""I left for lunch two hours ago," you say."O-oh... I lose track of time I guess...""Did you have fun in there?" You say drily. "I--!" Alex is too embarrassed to answer."Nevermind. Say, I was thinking of... uh, having a sleepover. What do you say?""Sleepover? Alex says. His voice is a mix of excited and anxious. "I'll have to get my air mattress out of the closet... and wash my guest comforter...""No, not at your place. Over at mine. Whitney's coming too. It'll be fun.""I see," Alex mumbles. Then, thinking it over: "Okay! Let me finish up a couple things first."You chat some more with Noelle while Alex closes out a couple pressing work assignments. Noelle's breathy inflections make her hard to understand at times, but when you get her excited about a certain topic, she suddenly takes off like a rocket. It's kind of cute. Okay, it's really cute. She's a fan of magical girl series, slice of life, and yuri (in that order). She insists that she isn't a lesbian, but that she finds the love between two best friends sweet and pure. You catch Alex glancing at the two of you every once in a while. Is he getting jealous? He finishes his work up quickly and tells you he's ready to go.
>>2636769Pic related>>2636774Fazil has waaay better taste than her
>>2636779>Not long after, Alex steps out of Sable's office. His hair is mussed and he's out of breath.He was probably committing another rape
>>2636779Are you trying to bamboozle us, OP?
>>2636779>She's a fan of magical girl series, slice of life, and yuri (in that order). Well at least Noelle isn't a fujoshi.
>>2636726>You've always preferred the main girl in most series. The main girl is usually the best one.>The main girl is usually the best one.Holy shit, are we trying to be wrong on purpose?
>>2636779>She insists that she isn't a lesbian, but that she finds the love between two best friends sweet and pureOH MY GOD ALLY. OP CAN'T MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS. ADMIT YOU'RE GAY AND LOVE ALEX>>2636785Truly he is a menace that must be stopped
>>2636787>Not wanting a fujo cake gf who schlicks herself silly watching you fuck Alex
>>2636798We have Sable for that
>>2636795>ADMIT YOU'RE GAY AND LOVE ALEXThe balls haven't touched yet so its still not gay
>>2636802Sable's batshit and can only cum from the ass
>>2636808Hey, he's touched the balls of our heart, and I think that's the gayest thing of all.
>>2636809Hey, she still got turned on from watching Alex suck Ally's dick and eat his as so it still counts
Cerise, Whitney and Rose are waiting back at the apartment. When you bring Alex in, introductions are in order. (Cerise has met Alex once before, but she was too worried about those /csg/ threads to really have paid much attention.)"When did you get so popular with the girls?" Cerise says, folding her arms. "One day you're a friendless loser, the next you've got all these girls crawling all over you."Whitney watches in the background, snickering to herself."Alex isn't--" you begin."Honestly," Rose says. "You're hopeless. A womanizing pig. I shouldn't have expected anything less.""Alex is--" "Not that I have anything against you," Cerise tells Alex kindly, "it's just that Alabaster is such a--""--Such a creep sometimes," Rose says."--That we're really concerned..." Cerise continues."For your well-being, that is." Rose says."I'm a boy," Alex cuts in. His voice is very small."You're a..." Cerise says."A..." Rose says.The expressions on Cerise and Rose's faces are very different, but somehow convey the same basic emotion. They look at Alex with barely-concealed wonderment.
>>2636818This is going to be a lot of fun, I can tell.
>>2636815All that means is that our heart is gay we're still straight though. Can't wait for that one chapter where Ally is casually fucking Alex and then their balls accidentally touch and he goes into an existential crisis for the rest of the episode
>>2636818>"I'm a boy," Alex cuts in. His voice is very small.>"You're a..." Cerise says.>"A..." Rose says.This is going to be very fun.
>>2636818>back at the apartmentDamn. I kinda wish Ally got in touch with Fazil to see if Noelle's in the clear.
Cerise is gonna lose it so hard if she ever finds out we kissed a trap.
>>2636818This can only go well. Can't wait to see their reactions when they learned Alabaster fucked him and he tries to explain why he isn't gay
>>2636828Its entirely possible that shes about to learn that within the next 10 minutes.
I knew this pic had been made before
>>2636843World's best what anons?
Rose is the first to speak. "No you're not," she tells him."W-what?" Alex says.Rose takes his hand. "You can tell us. We don't judge here. You can be yourself... if you're a girl, that is...""Really..." Alex says. "I'm a b--"Rose cuts him off by hugging him to her bosom and petting his hair. "Shh... shh, it's ok. I understand."You pull Alex out of her grip. "I'm the creep here, huh?" You say. "Contain yourself, Rose.""Trans-misogynist!" Rose screams."H-honestly," Alex insists, "I'm not anything else but me! Just plain old Alex! A boy!""Look at what you've done to her!" Rose cries."How is your perversion my fault?" You say."How isn't it?" Rose spits back.Whitney comes between the two of you and prevents this from blowing up into a real fight. "Boy or girl," she says, "he sure knows how to suc--""Who's up for some Settlers of Catan?" You quickly intervene.Cerise blinks herself out of her stupor and manages to pry her eyes away from Alex. "Yes... that sounds fun. I'll grab it out of my room."
>>2636860Need to protect Alex from Rose
>>2636843Say what you will about Gendo, he never tried to fingerbang Shinji.
>>2636860Need to protect Alex from Cerise
>>2636860>Settlers of CatanOh you sly bastard you
>>2636869Yeah, I expected we would have to protect him from Cerise. This is a turn of events that I did not foresee, but realistically should have.
>>2636869>>2636871Alex is safe from literally no one in this room. Lamb to the fucking slaughter.
>>2636869>>2636871Don't forget Whitney. When you really think about it Camelia is low on the threat list
>>2636860>Settlers of CatanGreat board game.
>>2636726>Manga master race instead of anime only pleb>Thinks main girls are usually the best girlI wonder how Ally feels about this amazing "main girl doesn't win in a romance manga" renaissance we're in.
>>2636779>magical girl series, slice of life, and yuri (in that order)Y E S
>Vivian's favourite board game is DiplomacyI was expecting Coup...
>>2636911>VivianU wut m8
>>2636911>DiplomacyThat's Rose though.
>>2636913Disregard this I suck cocks.
>>2636916oh you're right it is. my bad
>>2636906Is that a thing? The only one I remember is Botan in Ookami Shounen. How could I forget there were so many threads where a bunch of anons (myself included) were freaking out about best girl winning. It was a fucking blast
>>2636928Maid is winning in Masamune no revenge.
Whitney pairs up with you. Cerise, Rose and Alex are solo. Of course, having a team of 2 isn't much help when Whitney can hardly understand the rules of the game.That is - she's no help until the moment a trade negotiation with Rose goes south. Whitney fixes this by lunging over the table, grabbing Rose by her drills and screaming: "give us your bricks, you fucking cunt! Right now!" The trade really helps your strategic position. What doesn't help is that Alex is willing to give everyone else his resources for basically nothing (sometimes literally nothing). Rose immediately gets the pilfered bricks back from him in turn.This could be a long night.Near the end of the game, Alex's eyes suddenly light up. He turns to Cerise. "That's where I know you from!" He says."Huh?" says Cerise. She's deep into her fourth beer and a bit slow on the uptake."I knew I recognized you... you're Sakura Dokuhaku! The circuit bender!"Cerise shakes her head. "I... I haven't done that in-- you watched my streams?""All the time!" Alex says. "I really admired your skill. You were part of why I got into software engineering." He laughs, nervously, as if starstruck. "It's such a pleasure to meet you, wow! I almost didn't recognize you out of your french maid outfit..."That was Cerise's gimmick back when she livestreamed for E-tips. She donned a maid costume and electronically modified toys like Furbies to make them do weird things. Most of her fans were perverts who got off on it for reasons that have always been beyond you, but some, like Alex, had a legitimate interest in the mechanics of it. Cerise pokes him in his shoulder, nudging him back a bit. "You're not one of those weirdos from /csg/, are you?" She says suspiciously. "That's the last thing I need.""CSG...?" Alex says. "I don't know what that means."Cerise is satisfied here. "Thanks," she says. "It's nice to meet a fan."
>>2636930Oh yeah. You right. Surprised I forgot about that a new chapter came out a few days ago and I was hype that besr girl is actually gonna win
"Why did you stop?" Alex asks. "It would be so cool if you came back. Don't you think?" Cerise is less than convinced. "After a four year hiatus? Would I still have any fans left?" "You'd have me, at least!" He gives a mock salute.Cerise doesn't respond."If it's a question of finances, don't worry about it," Alex insists. "I'm a millionaire, you know! I'll buy you the supplies you need. Consider me... a patron of the arts!""I don't need any supplies," Cerise says, looking away. "I still..."Alex cocks his head. "You still have all that junk?" You ask, surprised. "I thought you said you sold it off.""Of course I have it!" Cerise snaps. "You think I'm gonna let some stalker make me give up my hobby forever? I just... keep it stashed away, that's all." Alex is sitting on his knees and balled up fists, leaning forward excitedly, smiling. "That's great, Cerise! Or should I say Sakura? Will you show me? Give me a live demo? I'd be so grateful!""It's in my room..." Cerise says. She still seems anxious and uncertain of herself. She hasn't done anything like this in a really long time, and the last time she did, it ended with her fearful over what she believed was an obsessive stalker. (Of course, that "stalker" was you. You were sick of her livestreams eating up bandwidth and making too much noise in the next room over. So you posed as a crazy fan to spook her.)The death of your parents and the loss of your childhood home was the final nail in the coffin. She never did her show again."I guess I could," Cerise says. "Just once. For a dedicated fan."Alex beams with joy. "Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Cerise stands up and leads Alex towards her room where her old gear is. [ ] Go watch too.[ ] Stay here and play with Whitney and Rose.
>>2636946>[x] Go watch too.
>>2636946>[x] stay here with Whitney and Rose.
>>2636946>[X] Go watch too.I'm too interested.
>>2636946Ok, first of all, fuck you, Ally.>[x] Go watch too.
>>2636946Whitney and Rose are going to kill each other if we leave them but,[X] Go watch too.
>>2636946>[X] Stay here and play with Whitney and Rose.
>>2636946>[x] Stay here and play with Whitney and Rose.We shouldn't intrude on such a wholesome moment
>>2636946>[ ] Go watch too.
>>2636946>[X] Go watch too.There is no way we're leaving him alone with her.
>>2636938>"give us your bricks, you fucking cunt!That's a classic in the making right there>>2636946>[ ] Go watch too.We have to protect him>"After a four year hiatus? Would I still have any fans left?" WE'LL ALWAYS BE HERE OP!
>[X] Go watch too.
>[X] Go watch too.Closing and writing.
>>2636946>"After a four year hiatus? Would I still have any fans left?"Your self reference is fantastic.
>>2636946>[x]WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH
>>2636959Whitney beating the shit out of Rose is a good thing
>>2636984Yeah, but Rose has guns and is crazy.
>>2636946>[ ] Go watch too.Finally some Cerise scenes. I hope we shower with her again.
>>2636946>[X] Go watch too.Niceeeeeeeeeee
>>2636970>>2636977OP we love you, you know that?
>>2636988But Whitney has fists anon and has the power of being stupid white trash. Sorry but Whitney wins 90% of the time
>>2636946>(Of course, that "stalker" was you. You were sick of her livestreams eating up bandwidth and making too much noise in the next room over. So you posed as a crazy fan to spook her.)Unless it was actually tsundere jealousy we remain in the darkest timeline.
>>2636988Yeah, but Whitney flexed her guns at Camelia and is crazy.
>[x] Go watch too.It's just as well. Rose and Whitney are deep into a sidebar argument over whether "weirdened out" is a real phrase, and it doesn't seem like it's going to end anytime soon. You enter Cerise's walk-in closet with her and Alex. There's a white sheet here covering up a large bulky object. With it still covered up, Cerise wheels out into the bedroom.She struggles, though, and has to clear a path through all the junk on her floor to wheel the thing out. She uses her feet to sweep all the accumulated detritus side-to-side, her hands still tugging whatever it is that's covered by the sheet, but she manages. Alex, ever the solicitous one, helps her. He bends over, picking various things up and tossing them aside for her. He pauses at one point to peer innocently and uncomprehendingly at a vibrator that he grabs hold of - you slap it away from him before Cerise can notice him holding it.Finally, she has it where she wants it."Gentlemen," Cerise says, "I give you..."[ ] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.[ ] Go on.
>>2637015>[X] Meido modo
>>2637015>[ ] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.
>>2637015>[X] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.This has to happen
>>2637015[x] Maid outfit
>[X] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.
>>2637015>[X] Go on.We shouldn't give her any ideas. Not while Alex is around.
>>2637015[ ] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.
>>2637015>[ ] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.Was this even a choice op
>>2637015>[X] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look. I'm sure Alex feels the same.
>[ ] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.Sho ga nai. Writing.
>>2637015>[x>>2637015] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.You kept Yuki, she keeps the maid outfit.
Now I want Alex in a meido outfit as well.It'll fit him since he loves servicing people so much.
>[x] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.Cerise tosses a can of hairspray at you, and it clonks against your forehead with a metallic 'ping'."Ass," Cerise says."Jesus," you groan, rubbing your head where you got hit. "I just thought... you know, for such a good fan, it would only be courteous."Cerise looks to Alex for guidance. That's game over, then. He's definitely not going to make her wear it if she doesn't want--"Ally's right! The costume totally completes the look! You should wear it!"Cerise sighs. It's 2-to-1. She heads back to her closet, grabs a hanger down and pats the dust off a frilly maid costume. "I'll be right back..." she grumbles, and disappears into the bathroom. "Your sister is really cool," Alex says. "I wouldn't go that far.""The best!""Definitely too far," you say.
>>2637063This is not protecting him!We brought him here to protect him!Alex needs to be protected from us now!
>>2637063At your service
>>2637069It's all right, a good maid needs a good master to protect her... or protect him.
>>2637068Wow... didn't see that coming. Way to go Alex>>2637063>>2637073YES! I NEED THIS
>>2637073[X] Rape the maid.
>>2637096The Nasuverse lives on maid-rape.
She comes back out, dressed to kill in her old maid outfit (shocker that it still fits.)You wouldn't tell her so, but it looks really nice on her. Better than nice - beautiful. She even wears the headband and the fake spectacles to complement the nerdy-cute look. "You look amazing!" Alex says. He doesn't have your same stinginess about compliments, clearly. Cerise rubs her elbow with the other hand. "Thank you..." she says. "Honestly, this old thing feels so silly."Alex's eyes are dewy with excitement. "No way. You look like a mad scientist. I love it!"You're not sure how "French maid" equates to "mad scientist," but you suppose he's remembering the outfit in the context of Cerise getting knuckle-deep in the innards of children's toys and turning them into unholy abominations. Cerise grabs the white sheet covering up the main attraction. "Gentlemen," she says. "I give you: the Furby Organ."She whips the sheet back.
>>2637127>the Furby Organ."Oh jesus please noNot this abomination again.
It's immediately clear to you that Cerise didn't just hold on to her old circuit bending gear. She kept at the hobby on her own time. She must have spent months, maybe even years working on this, this... this monstrosity sitting before you. A piano and synthesizer unit wired up to dozens of dead eyed, half-skinned Frubies. When Cerise plugs it in and powers it up, they come alive all at once, groaning and talking and making painful sounds in a totally unsynchronized cacophony that sounds like a good approximation of hell. "Wow!" Alex says. "So cool!" This is anything but cool to you. Frankly, it's a little scary. Cerise clicks a few buttons and turns a few knobs, and the Furbies fall silent again. Then she sits at her bed, cracks her knuckles, and gets to work on the symphony. Playing the keyboard like a maestro, she elicits a melody of torment from the zombified Furbies: "Me-- me worry-- achoo achoo - me- achoo- HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN achoo -- worry. Feed me. SATAN. Feed -- SATAN. Feed SATAN. DEATH DEATH DEATH - achoo. Worry."Alex, sitting on the bed beside Cerise, bounces up and down on his butt. He's giggling as he watches the madness unfold. Surely these two people are the most evil sadists you've ever met."More!" Alex cries. "Haha!""La la la la-- woo-- Hello! Sleepy. Hungry. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE."The stock phrases, and the Satanic perversions of said phrases, resolve into an approximation of the Phantom of the Opera theme. She plays the fucking Phantom of the Opera with hijacked Furby innards. What the fuck, Cerise.When she's done, she's got a big dopey smile on her face."You have to do your stream again!" Alex says. "That's too good not to share with the world!""You really think so?" Cerise says."I'll do whatever it takes to get you set up! It's amazing! You're a true artist!" Cerise shakes her head, as if to deny this, but she's still smiling. You're not sure whether unleashing this horror upon the world is a good idea, frankly.
>>2637127Just look at the way that perv Alex is leering at our sister. Bet he's planning ti make her his next target. Are we gonna allow this injustice to continue anons
>>2637127>Furby OrganI remember thathttps://youtu.be/GYLBjScgb7o
>>2637134Protect this smile Ally
>>2637127Legend has it, if you scroll down the comments of this video you can still find the odd reference to Cerise from four years ago.
>>2637136Man that guy is a total fucking loser why does this have over 3 million views
>>2637141Can't find anything. Made a new comment though. Trying to keep the legend alive for season 3 in 4 more years
"Isn't it cool?" Alex asks you, hopping to his feet and circling the bed to gaze up into your eyes."It's... something," you say noncommittally."Don't be like that," he pouts. "You should encourage your sister's hobbies.""I don't know whether encouraging cruelty to animals is the right thing to do," you say.Alex pokes you in the tummy and then grabs one of your sleeves. "You can be kind of a jerk sometimes," he says."Forget about him," Cerise interrupts. "He never liked the circuit bending thing. If I want to do another stream... not saying I will, but if... what would you suggest?"You sit at Cerise's desk chair as Alex explains how Twitch would be a perfect platform for her. Great... your sister becoming a popular Twitch streamer. That's just the kind of attention you all need right now.In the midst of his explanations, Alex walks over and sits down in your lap, totally uninvited."Unf--" you groan, not prepared for Alex to suddenly use you as his personal cushion."--and there's even monetization opportunities," Alex is saying. "You could be a big hit... make a lot of extra money--""Uh," Cerise says, looking strangely at the two of you, taking in the sight of Alex lounging on your lap.Alex leans back against your chest, chummy and oblivious as ever, and blathers on. Cerise stares you in the eyes as if to wordlessly ask: what the hell am I seeing here?You shrug. Alex has been clingy and touchy-feely like this ever since that encounter in the sauna. You can't say you're surprised."Alex, is there a reason you're..." Cerise begins."Huh?" Alex says, confused."Nevermind," Cerise says. She seems to be putting up a mental barrier here. You can see the thought pass into her mind: are they--? and then being quickly rejected. And then being replaced with: But maybe...[ ] Be forthright.[ ] Let her wonder.
>>2637211>[x] Wrap arms around Alex
>>2637203>[ ] Let her wonderGive Alex some light affection too to really confuse her.
>>2637211[X] Be forthright
[ ] Let her wonder.
>>2637203Is there an option to let her wonder, but to wrap our arms around him to give her ideas?I think we should do that.
>>2637211>[x] Be forthright.Just say the word "Yes".
>>2637212>>2637214>>2637221OP Studios, I think we've got an idea for you.
>>2637136Oh god, I thought OP was joking about making them say HAIL SATAN, I didn't realize Furby voice synth was that good (ie lets you pick individual vowels with the right circuitry)...I think I have a project to work on now
>>2637211>[ ] Let her wonder.It'll be more funny when they eventually find out. For now it seems more in character for Ally to try and hide it
>>2637227I'm legitimately wondering if it's PCM-based or a phoneme synth like the old TMS chips in Speak n Spells.
>>2637211>[X] Let her wonder.
>>2637211>[X] Be forthright.
>[X] Wrap arms around Alex
Okay, I think I know how to take it. Writing!
>>2637244Eye am excite
>We wrap our arms around Alex>Sable calls Cerise through Skype>She asks if we're homosexualsEvery time, that woman.
You know Cerise's porn habits better than anyone else on Earth (except for maybe that weird Galatea person...) So while you still don't want her to know that you've, uh, fooled around with Alex - you can't resist the fun of making her go crazy with curiosity.You wrap one arm languidly around Alex's midsection and rest your other hand on Alex's shoulder."Mm~" Alex moans ever so slightly to himself as you gently massage his neck. He keeps talking excitedly to Cerise about the future of her circuit bending stream, but neither she nor you are paying attention anymore. Alex squirms around in your lap happily."Is there something wrong, Cerise?" You ask."What? No, I-- I-- it's..."You pat Alex on the head. He blushes and giggles and keeps talking.Cerise is transfixed. There's obviously a whirlwind of unchaste images raging in her mind's eye. Some of them may even be true.After a little while, she speaks over Alex's monologue: "Excuse me..." she says. "I should... I should go change back into my normal clothes. I'll be right back."She disappears into her bathroom again. She takes way longer changing than she did the first time around.Alex takes the opportunity to rub a hand seductively against your crotch. He puts his lips to your ear. "I like your massage," he purrs."Not here," you tell him. "Why not?""She could come back any second.""I don't think she'd mind~""I'd mind," you tell him. He makes a frustrated little "mou~" noise but relents. A few moments later, Cerise is back in the room, looking a bit flushed.
>>2637274>"I don't think she'd mind~"He knows!
>>2637274>the yaoi cover poseOh yes~
>>2637274We're still not gay though. Just so we're clear
>>2637274It's hard work restoring neechan smiles.
>>2637274Playing with Alex together with sis when
>>2637274>mou~Did he >:T too
>>2637274This is getting extremely gay and it is so okay.
After another half hour of conversation about the minutiae of circuit bending that you neither follow nor care about, Alex is falling asleep in your lap. That's kind of a problem -- you don't want to be stuck in here all night. You shift your weight gently and lay him down on the chair. He stirs a bit, but doesn't wake."I'll get him out of your hair," you tell Cerise, grabbing the chairback. "You can leave him here," she says. "I'm going to bed too anyway."You frown. A suspicious bit of generosity, that. "Is he going to be safe with you?""I could ask the same thing of you!" Cerise says.You make rather a show of shrugging. "I don't know what you're talking about," you say.Cerise squints, trying to get a read on you, but she's just going to have to wonder for now."Goodnight, dear sister."You step out of the bedroom.In the living room, Whitney and Rose are passed out over the detroyed Catan board, having obviously gotten into a pretty nasty fight about something. Even though you turned Alex down, your hijinks with him left you in great need. [ ] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned. [ ] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.[ ] Go to bed for now. You've got unfinished business with Alex tomorrow morning.
>>2637315>[x] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.
>>2637315>[x] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned. [x]ROSEQUEST
>>2637315>[x] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.IS THIS ITARE WE GONNA KEK WHITNEY WITH ROSE
>>2637315>[X] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned.Whitney should be commended for beating the shit out of Camelia
>>2637315>[x] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.And now, for something completely different.
>>2637324THERE IS A ACTUALLY WORD FILTER AAAAAAA
>>2637315>[x] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned.
>>2637315>[ ] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned.
>>2637315>[X] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.
>>2637315>[X] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned.IT'S HAPPENING
>>2637315[X] WhitneyLet's do this
>>2637315[ ] Cuddle RoseIt's the last thing she'll expectIf not, then [ ] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.
>>2637315>[ ] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.
>>2637315>[X] Go to bed for now. You've got unfinished business with Alex tomorrow morning.Going to go for the hipster patrician option
[ ] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.
>>2637315>[X] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.I would have picked the first option, but we need to do Rose on our own.
>>2637315>[X] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned.
>>2637346>[X] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.Seconding.
>>2637339>[ ] Cuddle RoseCan I change my vote to this?
>>2637315>[ ] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.Rose & Alabaster dominated Whitney together has never happened iirc. This'll be a nice change of pace even if it's just once
[x ] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned. She'll never see it coming. Its our chance.
Okay, folks. Strap yourselves in and please wait warmly. This one might take a bit.
>[ ] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.God, im sure Camelia will retaliate and it's her damn fault.
>>2637367See you in a hour bruv
>>2637367Hello darkness, my old friend.
>>2637372Camelia is already driving Ally and has threatened to kill Ally multiple times. She deserved it
>>2637367I'm looking forward to it, because I didn't do the count, I don't know what's coming.This is exciting! What's going to happen!
So what option won?
>>2637438Everyone is asleep and we're horny, so we're going to go into the bathroom and rub one out into Cerise's maid outfit.
>>2637438We just don't know.
>>2637444>cerise having to wear a cum-covered maid outfit doing a livestream, with sticky semen constantly rubbing on her skin
>>2637444>Everyone is asleep and we're horny, so we're going to go into the bathroom and rub one out wearing Cerise's maid outfit.Fixed.
finally caught up. Excellent choices up to now, lads. so whats next? What we planned for Rose could be rape or neglect play, and fucking Whitney would also equate neglect. What would you like to happen? Id want to bump up her sexual frustratio even more for some sex-crazed borderline insane reverse rape
>>2637454Now I want this. Thanks, anon.
>>2637476I've wanted another girl to overpower or dominate Whitney since a little while before the quest, and since mentioning it, a couple of other people (including OP!) have stated their interest.Since we're mad as fuck at Whitney, and Rose hates her anyway, this is the perfect situation for us and Rose to pseudo-NTR Whitney. Not exactly Whit getting dommed, but it's good enough for me and would be fucking hilarious, not to mention it might get her to calm the fuck down a bit.
>>2637489As rad as that pseudo-NTR sounds, I doubt she could even process what happens. She'd just join in, or get mad. Considering her potential succubi-heritage she'd even rape both of us at the same time, which could be hella nice. Lets just trust in OP's dick doing the right decisions for all of us
>>2637489>Tie Whitney to the bed>Fuck Rose on top of her
>>2637476>What would you like to happen?Forcing Whitney to watch consensual loving sex with Rose in the missionary position. It'd be torture for both of them.
>>2637438By my count Whitney was up 2, but OP deliberately left it vague so WHOKNOWS
>>2637505Whitney has tard strength though>>2637509Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well
>>2637476I'd rather rape her than neglect her cause then I feel we'll also kinda suffer. I mean look at that body it's perfect to pin down and pleasure yourself with against her wishes.I think It'd be fun if some real depressing shit happened and Rose isn't in the mood for once and then we use her body to vent our frustrations like the tool it is. But we can keep cucking her in favor of other girls until the time is right. Really fuck with her and show her whose in chargeI'm not the biggest fan of reverse rape personally. I get the appeal of femdom but I'd rather be seduced if anything
>>2637501>She'd just join inAre you implying we won't restrain her in some way?
>>2637513>Whitney has tard strength thoughShe could also probably be down for getting tied if you didn't explain the idea to her.
>>2637537Thought of one more step we could add.>put the maid outfit on Whitney>tie her down>make her watch
>>2637518>I think It'd be fun if some real depressing shit happened and Rose isn't in the mood for once and then we use her body to vent our frustrations like the tool it is.>>2637509>Forcing Whitney to watch consensual loving sex with Rose in the missionary position. It'd be torture for both of them.Y'all are really good at this, damn. Watching Rose squirm is gonna be fun
>>2637528didnt even think of that possibility when I wrote that, but >>2637513what about that retard strength? but also, heres an idea: drag Rose off to the bathroom and fuck her there. Noone wants to get brutally fucked straight out of sleep, and Whitney couldnt get in. She would masturbate herself crazy while Cerise watches from her room at what happens, and Alex would probably cum from just seeing her shlick, as well.
>one hour laterMy warmth begins to fade, lads
I'm just done with my laundry I thought OP studios posted it.Still waiting warmly
>>2637557You are weak.
>>2637557https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C1Bh8FTlpYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnbgK5S_K74Listen, and be lit anew!
>>2637568I am fucking tired.It's quarter to 3 in the morning for some of us.
>>2637574You are weak. But then again, I work third shift and sleep for it, so this is nothing.
>>2637551>Noone wants to get brutally fucked straight out of sleepThat's the idea.
>>2637570The 1st & 3rd were pretty meh but the 2nd one was so hype it woke me right up
>>2637598Its fucking time
>>2637599>not liking Fire Bomberman what the fuck is wrong with you
>>2637598>Whitney is immediately and fully awake at this sight.
>>2637598Oh this is beautiful
>You're fucking at an upwards angle now, which means you can get even deeper inside your cousin's cunt.ONCE REMOVED!
>>2637617I'm glad I'm not the only one.
>>2637617Once removed, twice put back in.
>punishing Whitney for doing the right thingstill hot
>>2637622you cheeky cunt
>>2637598This is everything I wanted from this scenario.I love you, and am forever grateful for anything you do.
November 3, 2014"I will not wear that outfit to the winter ball," Rose says, again. "You can kiss my ass, Alabaster.""How many times do we have to go over this? That's President Soliloquy to you--""Go to hell!""--And if we don't advertise for StuCo, how are we going to get new secretaries? We're hemorrhaging talent here.""Because of your incompetence!" Rose says. "And we can get fresh blood without parading me around in-- in this degrading outfit." She indicates the bunny costume you picked out for her - the one now laid out on the desk between you."You have no say in this. You don't hold an elected post in StuCo anymore, which means I can dismiss you at will. Wear the costume or you're gone."Rose grabs it off the desk, along with a pair of scissors. She holds the scissors to the costume like a madwoman with a hostage. "I'll do it!" She cries.The rest of the student council is hanging back, watching in stunned silence as the argument continues to escalate. This meeting has... not gone very well."You better think long and hard about what you do next," you snarl. "Maybe I'll jam these scissors down your throat, then!" Rose screams."I-- I think Rose is right," says one of the StuCo people now -- one of Rose's old polo-clad toadies. He tries to defuse the situation: "if we want to try a cosplay theme, maybe we can find something less revealing--""Shut the fuck up," you snap at him. "Was I talking to you? This is a conversation between me and Rose.""I swear to God, Alabaster, I will cut this thing in half!"You close the distance between the two of you and put a hand on her shoulder. It looks chaste enough to the rest of the people in the room: just a President reassuring an angry underling. But Rose winces at the force of your grip, which is anything but reassuring. Rose's eyes simmer and her lips are trembling with a mixture of fury and fear that you've come to cherish. "I hate you," she hisses. You whisper so only she can hear. "I hate you too. That's why I'm gonna make you wear the costume. And if you want to fight me... then maybe after the ball, I'll drag you into the utility closet, cut the costume in half for you and--""Are you Alabaster Soliloquy?"You turn. A pair of men in snappy black suits stand before you.
>>2637598This is my second favorite sex scene so far
(continued)"Who wants to know?" You ask."I'm Agent Cooper, and this is Agent Cohle. We're with the FBI. We'd like to ask you a few questions.""I don't--" you begin."It's about some arsons," Cohle says. "We think you may have useful information." Your stomach drops. Actually, your whole body feels like it drops. It's as if you're falling headlong into a bottomless pit.Rose puts herself between you and the agents. "Is this boy being detained?" She asks."I'm sorry, young lady, we're not talking to you," says Cooper. "Alabaster, you're going to need to come with--""Is he being detained?"Cohle gently pushes her aside. "Yes. He is. Alabaster, please come with us."They flank you and lead you from the room, past the disbelieving eyes of the other StuCo members. You could vomit. Rose follows you into the hall. "Tell them nothing!" she cries after you. "Just say you want a lawyer! I'll call dad right away!"Cooper stops, wheels around, and points at her. His index finger is right in her face. "Stop butting in. I can arrest you for interfering with an investigation." "No you can't," Rose growls. "Fascist pig." Then, to you: "Don't tell them anything, do you understand! Only that you want a lawyer! That's it!"
>>2637622>Putting a line in the pastebin knowing someone is going to set you up for a punOP had a plan
>>2637632OP always has a plan.
>>2637631How the hell did Wright managed to get Ally off the hook for blowing up the school if the FBI were on to him already?
>>2637631FBI? For some arsons?
In the morning, you've got a decision to make: stay all together at Cerise's apartment (and try to find a damn good excuse for Alex to stay here with you), or go about your day like normal. You haven't heard from Camelia one way or another, and who knows what that crazy woman is going to do next. In the predawn light, you watch Rose and Whitney's dozing forms beneath the blanket that you draped them with. In their sleep, they've cuddled up together. As rough as you've been with both of them, you don't want to see them come to harm from Camelia. That goes for Alex and Cerise, too. Complicating things even further is that it's Friday - the day you're supposed to show up for a board meeting at Darkbloom Analytics. Disappointing Vivian and David Darkbloom could have dire consequences of its own.[ ] Go to work as normal.[ ] Stay home.
>>2637638>[x] Go to work as normal.
>>2637598It's a masterpiece.
>>2637638>[X] Go to work as normal.
>>2637636We didn't blow up a school, we blew up a test bomb in a strip mall on the edge of town. We burned the school down.>>2637638>[x] Go to work as normal.We are a well-adjusted and perfectly normal adult with a routine life.
>>2637638[X] Go to workIf there's any one person that has the power to protect us from the crazy it's Darkbloom.
>>2637638>[ ] Go to work as normal.
>>2637638[ ] go to work
>>2637631>FBI agents>Cooper and Cohle>mfw coincidentally reading this listening to some Julee Cruise
>>2637598>You masturbate yourself slowly against her, enjoying the softness of her cheeks and the wetness of the tears welling in her eyes. You leave little trails of precum all over her, marking her.>You rub the head against her lips. You push out a little dollop of precum directly into her mouth. "You belong to me. To my cock. Don't you.">She spits on you. You slap her, with real force this time - and then she starts to cry. More than cry. She sobs. It's a pitiful sight.Oh god I love (and hate) Rose so fucking much. She appeals to my rape domination fetish in every way>>2637638>[X] Go to work as normal.These meetings are important. They could decide our future so we should really show up to them
>>2637638[x] Go to work as normal.
>>2637638>[X] Go to work as normal.We have to make sure Clark Kent didn't get our Slack passwords
>[X] Go to work as normal.Writing.
>>2637638[X] Go to work as normal.
>>2637638>[x] Stay home.Teleconferencing is a thing. Something bad is going to befall you if you step outside.
>>2637660Something bad is going to befall Ally no matter what he picks
>>2637660>>2637663If the police are after us the police are gonna find us. It'd look suspicious if we decided to skip work inexplicably, anyway. But Camelia cut the feeds and is clearly trying to protect us, so with her magic hacker powers behind us I'm sure we'll be alright.
>>2637676Cocoa Pebbles are better, John.
>>2637679Funniest joke I've heard all day. Eeeeeverybody knows that fruity pebbles master race is the only way to go
>[x] Go to work as normal.Rose and Whitney fight over who gets to use the shower first, an argument Whitney prevails in: she headbutts Rose and pushes her bodily from the guest bathroom. Rose pounds uselessly on the locked door. "You idiot! You'll pay for that! Don't think you won't!" Back to their old ways, it seems. Your suggestion to Rose that they give up fighting and shower together is met with a hailstorm of indignant insults, as if she wasn't just rubbing herself on Whitney's face a few hours ago. You'll never understand her. By the time Rose and Whitney are clean and dressed again, Alex is awake too. "Thanks for the sleepover, guys!" He says, stretching and yawning. "It was a lot of fun!" "How about spending the weekend?" You suggest. "R-- really?" He sounds like a little kid being invited to a birthday party."Of course," says Rose. "We always have room for a sweet girl like you.""But I'm a b--"Rose ruffles his hair.Cerise is the last one awake - hungover, as usual. "Work today?" She asks. She rubs the sleep from her eyes."It's the best way," you say. "We don't want to..." To look suspicious, you'd like to say, but saying that would itself look suspicious to Alex. So you just let the thought trail off.You gather your things and head out.
>>2637700>"Of course," says Rose. "We always have room for a sweet girl like you.">"But I'm a b--">Rose ruffles his hair.I think we have a running gag.
>>2637700>"R-- really?" He sounds like a little kid being invited to a birthday party.OP is giving me heart palpitations. I'm gonna actually die by the end of this quest
>>2637705He's been wanting to do exactly this since he ended the first one.
On your way into work, there's a gaggle of reporters standing outside the DA campus. A man you recognize is at the center, speaking into a mass of foam-covered microphones. Scanning your mental banks, you finally put a name to the face: this is Devin Isstein, the weaselly looking congressman you've seen on the news."I feel very confident, yes," he's saying. "The signals look good. I think David Darkbloom and his board understand that the public demands transparency... whether before the House or the Senate, yes, I think there's going to be testimony, yes, absolutely. I think so. Definitely." The reporters are shouting questions at him now. He's eating up the attention. You spy Kay Vera in the back of the crowd. She's listening and taking notes but not asking any questions, herself."Still alive," she muses as you brush past. "Yeah.""Things are getting interesting now. That slimy motherfucker up there wants your sister to talk to congress.""That slimy motherfucker can go to hell," you reply.Kay laughs. "Come to my apartment Tuesday. I'll show you something to really blow your socks off."You don't reply one way or another.
Instead of scrum, you have to be present for the board meeting at 8:00 AM. You practically have to drag Sable out of her office to get her to come along, but eventually she relents. "I'm in the middle of important work here, Alabaster!" She yells as you lead her by the hand down the halls and to the elevator. "You owe me for this. Big time!""And what exactly do I owe you?" You grouse. Then: "Wait. Don't answer that. I'd rather not know." "I can't be bothered with this stultifying corporate tedium," Sable says on the elevator ride. "The research I'm involved in is so much more important. Every moment I spend away from it is another moment wasted. Don't you understand?" You start to reply, but she cuts you off: "Of course you don't understand. You understand practically nothing. Useless man."She's in one of those moods again. Maybe you should start toting around an emergency supply of Xanax to shove down her throat when she starts getting keyed up. "It'll be over before you know it," you tell her. "Then we'll be right back in your beloved dungeon.""Hmmph," she says.
>>2637728>"Things are getting interesting now. That slimy motherfucker up there wants your sister to talk to congress."Isstien confirmed for /csg/>>2637735Sable is Cute!
>>2637700>"Of course," says Rose. "We always have room for a sweet girl like you.">"But I'm a b--">Rose ruffles his hair.I like this gag a lot but I would really like for there to be a trans character in FQ. I might be the only one who feel that way though.
>>2637739Yes. Yes you are. I don't see the point in it
>>2637739I wouldn't mind a trans character in FQ for sure, although keep them far, far away from Rose
>>2637739Having a full trans character would throw Alabaster’s homo self-check into overdrive.
"Please, sit," says David as you enter the broad-paned conference room on the 20th floor. "We'll begin presently."You take your seat beside Vivian and across from Sable. The rest of the board is already present. At one end of the table, David. At the other, Mara. Mara is none too pleased to see you.There are some perfunctory updates from each department about mundane issues like the budget for new hiring and social media outreach. David cannot look any less interested: he seems more concerned with the lint on the arm of his chair than what Vasily Kerimov has to say about the company's financial structure. But then again, maybe that's some kind of power move. As you understand it, Vasily is aligned with Mara against him. You're not sure where the other board members stand in this little war."Let's not waste time," David finally says. "Mara, you had something for us?""Yes," Mara says. "I think the proper moment has come. I will of course allow you to pick which house of congress we appear before."David chuckles. "You seem to have it in your head that a public shaming in the halls of the Capitol will wash everything away. Why?""The public wants spectacle. Catharsis. Why not provide it?"David steeples his fingers. "Loss of dignity, for one," he offers. "And it won't sway public opinion anyway, so why bother?""Are you afraid of something?" Mara asks. "Or just too proud?"This is worse than being at a friend's house when the parents start to fight. Vivian seems to be of the same opinion. She fidgets uncomfortably in her chair, her fingers worrying themselves in her lap. The rest of the board seems to be uncomfortable, too.Well, except for Sable. She's busily writing on her notepad, oblivious to the back-and-forth between David and Mara."I see you've stacked the board in your favor - as usual," Mara says. "So a vote won't amount to anything. No matter. You can't prevent me from going on my own. Nor any of the rest of us who might want to testify. So think about whether you want to stay in control of the narrative we present, or not."There is an agonizingly long silence as Mara's words hang heavy in the air.Finally, David stands. He strides across the board room. He wraps his hand around Mara's throat, lifts her from her seat, and presses her against the wall. Not forcefully. But firmly."Behave," he tells her.
Mara stares him down."Stasi is a phone call away," Vasily says, his voice thickly accented and obviously angered. David pays his brother-in-law no mind. "Abandon this foolishness," he tells Mara. "You don't want a repeat of Vale.""You don't either," she says. He steps back. There's a red mark on Mara's pale neck where he held her."What do you think, Alabaster?" David asks, not taking his eyes off of his wife. "W-what?" You stammer."Do you want your sister stripped naked and publicly whipped? Humiliated on the national stage?""No-- of course not--""Nelson, how would you like to have some doddering 78-year-old congressman put your security protocols under the microscope as if he knows the first damn thing about them? Telling the world you're incompetent?""I'd hate it," he says."Steven, you used to be a Senator. Surely you wouldn't mind having your former colleagues jeer at you for three hours and ostracize you and tell the world that they never suspected the depths of your corruption?""You've made your point, David," Armstrong says. "This meeting is over," he says. "Anyone who speaks again about going to Washington will suffer the consequences."The look between David and Mara could melt steel.
>>2637786>He wraps his hand around Mara's throat, lifts her from her seat, and presses her against the wall. Not forcefully. But firmly.>"Behave," he tells her.jesus fuckin christ, darkbloom
>>2637793>Steven, you used to be a Senator...
>>2637793>Steven, you used to be a Senator.im glad darkbloom analytics is still full of NANOMACHINES, SON in 2018
>>2637797>NANOMACHINES, SONAnon, we're Life Fibers now.
>>2637793>"Steven, you used to be a SenatorIT'S REAL
>>2637795Starting to get future Alabaster and Rose vibes.
>>2637803I'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHO KILL OUR PARENTS
>>2637796>>2637797>>2637803>>2637806Can you guys respark my memory I have no clue what you're talking about
>>2637810Metal wolf chaos
>>2637793For someone who is ostensibly not the last boss Darkbloom is still spooky. It's like some twisted version of the relationship with Rose.
The elevator ride back down is long and awkward (even if Sable is unfazed). Vivian accompanies you too."I apologize for my parents' behavior," she says."Don't mention it. I'm sorry that you have to live with those psychos.""They aren't as bad as they seem. Recent events have rattled them both."She puts on a brave face, but she's trembling - just a tiny bit.Your hand brushes against Vivian's. You lean into it, slowly, and take her hand in yours. It's damp and limp, but very warm.She doesn't acknowledge it, but she does stop trembling. "Things may get worse before they get better," Vivian says. "I'm not scared," you lie."Thank you, Alabaster Soliloquy. I would understand it if you no longer want to come to my home this Saturday, given the circumstances.""Why don't we go somewhere else?" You offer. "You know, like a d--""That would be quite impossible," she says. "I'm very sorry. No."[ ] I'll go. [ ] We'll do something special next week.
>>2637818If Camelia wasn't part of the harem then I'd honestly not know who was the bad guy in the story. Still want to go on the Darkbloom route though
>>2637822[X] I'll go.
>>2637822>[X] I'll go. Camelia will probably make Ally do something there but whatever
>>2637822>[X] We'll do something special next week.
>You lean into it, slowly, and take her hand in yours....
>>2637822>[x] I'll go.We never give up on best girl.
[ ] We'll do something special next week
>>2637822>[x] I'll go.
>>2637822>[X] I'll go.
>>2637822[X] I'll golove the loli
>>2637818Every version of our relationship with Rose is twisted. If you really think about it, Darkbloom has always been the most extreme form of Alabaster you can have. We're alike in a lot of ways.>>2637822>[x] I'll go>We'll do something special next week.But that's every week OP!
>>2637814>>2637816Ohhhh ok. I thought I forgot some nanotech lore hidden in the deepest depths of FQ>>2637822>[ ] I'll go. >[ ] We'll do something special next week.Why not both
>>2637822[x] I'll go.
>>2637822[ ] i'll go
>>2637822>[ ] I'll go.
>>2637822>[ ] I'll go.In the worst case we can just pull a sneaking mission.
>>2637822>[X] I'll go.Where there's a smile that needs protecting, we'll be there.
>[X] I'll go.She nods.When the elevator gets to the lobby, Vivian steps off. Not before leaving you with this: "I've never held hands with a boy before. It feels very odd. Not unpleasant, but it makes my heart rate fluctuate. Please warn me next time."You're definitely not going to warn her next time.
>>2637822This post almost happened at 4:21.
>>2637851Top quality post
>>2637851My heart can't take this OP ;_;
>>2637851I want to hug Vivian very hard.
>>2637851>You're definitely not going to warn her next time.I wonder how she'd react if we do warn her.
As lunchtime approaches, you find yourself in a protracted debate with Noelle about the relative merits of yuri undertones versus outright yuri. She prefers the former whereas of course you prefer the latter. She sees the undertone approach as heightening the sweet sense of mystery and longing - of course, you just like to see two girls kissing."Typical," Noelle says. "You miss the entire point of the genre!" "So sue me," you say. She swats your shoulder playfully. You're really beginning to warm to her. And she seems to be warming to you too."Are you doing anything for lunch?" she asks.[ ] What do you have in mind?[ ] Sorry, I've got plans. [Alex/Cerise/Sable/Rose]
>>2637865[ ] what do you have in mind
>>2637865[ ] What do you have in mind?
>>2637865>What do you have in mind?
>>2637865>[x] What do you have in mind?
>>2637865[X] Sorry, I've got plans [Alex]I do not trust this, Sam I Am
>>2637851>tfw simply holding a hurt girl's hand has more emotional weight than the threeway rape that occurred the previous nightSometimes the heart is stronger than the dick.
>>2637865>[x] What do you have in mind?We'll see how bad this dicks us, but I'm too fucking curious!
>>2637865>[ ] Sorry, I've got plans. [Cerise]Now that we've riled her up with traps we can move in for a counter increase.
>>2637865>[X] Sorry, I've got plans. [Cerise]
>>2637865>[X] Sorry, I've got plans. [Cerise]Also, I'm still suspicious of her.
>>2637865>[ ] What do you have in mind?As badly as I want to say Fazil this is probably the more plot relevant choice
>>2637865[X] What do you have in mind?
>>2637865[X] I've got plans [Alex]
>>2637865>[X] Sorry, I've got plans. [Alex/Cerise/Sable/Rose]Literally anybody at this point. This is Camelia going to fuck Ally over that piece of shit
Wow /qst/ is pretty slow at this hour.Just noticed that we got consecutive posts from >>2637867 to >>2637882.
>>2637865>[ ] Sorry, I've got plans. [Rose]
>>2637865>[x] Sorry, I've got plans. [Cerise]
>>2637883Fuck Quest's revival on this board has been like a spontaneous, unexpected festival that briefly terrorizes an otherwise bumfuck nowhere town
>>2637897/qst/ was a mistake.
>[x] What do you have in mind?You sit with Noelle in the theater room of DA's rec area, watching an episode of Magical Witchy on the projector screen. Morning anime club can go fuck themselves. This is where it's at.Noelle eats her lunch in the seat beside you. Her eyes widen and she stops chewing whenever there's a particularly gratuitous bit of fanservice - you're starting to doubt her insistence that she's not a lesbian."It's such a breath of fresh air to meet someone who can talk about this stuff with me," Noelle says. "Most of the people here have such shitty taste... there's this group that uses the theater--""I know!" You say. "Oh my god. That weird fat girl who runs it, and--""--and that Stackleford person! What a loser!"You laugh, and try to suppress your grimace of shame over knowing Stackleford so well."Coming up from the server room was the best decision I ever made," she says. "Did you know my sister?" You ask. "She used to work in there too.""Cerise? Yeah, we were pretty tight. I mean... as tight as you can get with Cerise. We're both a little anti-social. Her more than me, I think. But we got along.""Cerise is a little depressed, that's all," you say."Well why wouldn't she be?" Noelle says. "Especially now. I mean, the stuff you see in the news... the things they're saying about her.""All lies," you say. "Oh, of course. I know Cerise didn't do that hack. I mean, I was there with her on the night it happened." "You were?" You think about this for a few moments. "Hey, this is gonna sound weird..." you say. "Shoot," Noelle says."I know this reporter who's covering the hack. Do you think you could call her up and tell her what you told me? That you know Cerise is innocent?"Noelle is suddenly shy and uncertain. "I-- if I get caught talking to the press--""I'll buy you something," you say. "That Lulu figma you were talking about yesterday. The one you've been wanting."Noelle stares down at her lap. She's silent for several long moments. "You don't have to bribe me," she finally says. "I'll do it. Your sister taught me a whole lot... I respect her. It wouldn't be right to stay silent while she gets smeared." "Thanks," you say, sincerely. You hand her Kay's business car.Noelle looks at you with a devilish grin. "Okay," she says, "maybe you do have to bribe me. You owe me a date now."Maybe she's not a lesbian after all.
>>2637900>liking figmaswtf I hate her now
>>2637900Wasn't Cerise alone when the hack happened? Wake up, sheeple!
>>2637900>business car*beep beep*
>>2637900>Noelle looks at you with a devilish grin. "Okay," she says, "maybe you do have to bribe me. You owe me a date now.">a girl being forward with Ally without the notion of sexually assaulting himOh god we're going to die.
>>2637900>You hand her Kay's business car.
>>2637900This feels bad in a moral way and not in a quest way and I feel really weird about it. Wasn't Cerise alone? How does Alabster suddenly have game? How is a girl that isn't a member of his family or a 70 watt bulb in a 40 watt socket naturally attracted to him?
>>2637900>FigmaI gave her a chance and she ruined it
>>2637909OP is probably falling asleep he usually doesn't go this late
>>2637900hungry cakes are top notch
>>2637916We're getting an END OF EPISODE 7 or Sleepy Yuki soon. I can feel it, and it makes me sad.
>>2637906We'd better hope Kay remembers her time in the Air Force or else she's fucking dead.
On your way out of work that afternoon, a garbage truck pulls up beside you, next to the curb. The squeal of its brakes is annoyingly shrill and loud.You wince and hurry to walk past it before the fumes of hot garbage waft over you. But suddenly an arm descends from the back of the truck and grabs you. There's a strange metallic pressure around your midsection as it clamps you and fixes you in place. You tug uselessly at the mechanism, disbelieving, as it lifts you into the air."Help!" You scream. "Help!" The garbageman on the back is watching passively. Your path through the air pulls you through a complete 180 degree arc. You dangle over the open pit of the truck.And then you drop inside.
You land with a soft plop among a bunch of black garbage bags. The stench is unbearable - you retch and have to fight back vomit. The truck's top-facing sliding gates draw almost completely closed, leaving only a sliver of light to illuminate the interior. "Stay back!" A voice shouts, echoing off the filthy steel walls. "I'll beat you to death!""...Whitney?" you say. Your eyes slowly adjust to the dim light. It's her, all right. She clambers forward on hands and knees. "Oh, thank God," she says. "I'm so glad to see you.""What happened?" You ask."I dunno," she says, shrugging. "Someone threw me in the trash."TO BE CONTINUED.
>>2637926>"I dunno," she says, shrugging. "Someone threw me in the trash."*laugh track starts playing*
This episode will conclude at 8 PM EST Sunday! I am extremely tired.
>>2637926Wow, that was fast. At least Darkbloom has only threatened Ally once
>>2637932Thanks for the hard work OP! Make sure you get enough sleep.
>>2637926STACKLEFUCKIT'S STACKLEFUCK AIN'T IT
>>2637932Thanks for running OP I love you (not as much as Alex) but my point still stands
STOP TO BE CONTINUING ME TO SUNDAY WORK STARTS AT 9
>>2637938If you think that fat fuck could overpower Whitney there is something wrong with you
>>2637932I'M ACTUALLY NOT WORKING YESYou don't have to keep pushing yourself this hard for us
>>2637926What the fuck>>2637932Thanks OP, goodnight
>>2637942With the help of Camelia of course. I mean, why else would Whitney be there as well?
>>2637949Because she destroyed Camelia’s face and she wants to fuck us both in the not god at all way.
>>2637954Exactly.I hope that Stacklefuck doesn't touch Whitney when we continue later today. The rage of a thousand suns will surely burn.
>>2637954*goodFucked that up twice. I need sleep.
What if the twist is that Noelle is really just a nice older lady with no agenda or intention to double cross us?
>>2637961But muh Chekhov's Gun. There's no way she is irrelevant.
>>2637961I will doubt her until the day after we die naturally of old age after 60 years of marriage.
>>2637961It's highly possible that is the case and OP is just trying to get us to shadowrun. That's why I think we should treat hwr normally but with slight skepticism
>>2637961I feel like normally when OP is trying to bait us he gives slight foreshadowing, enough for us to latch onto but not enough to make it obvious at all. Stuff like Whitney's pregnancy or R.A. Netor in the original run, there were just enough hints there to make the thread go apeshit about it....and I don't really see that with Noelle, but I still don't trust her >:(
>>2637957What I meant by that is that Stackleford probably isn’t involved at all. Why would you think he’d have anything to do with this? He’s not well-connected or manipulative or able to bribe or threaten a couple of dudes on their trash pickup route into kidnapping a couple of people.They both have reasons, but Camelia’s are actually significant and only she has the means.>>2637961Everyone in fuck quest wants to fuck us, sexually or otherwise. If the motive isn’t immediately obvious, the hivemind will assume any choice we make in the favor of the other party is ultimately detrimental. We’ll still make that choice but, we know it’ll bite is in the ass.
By the way, the size of the cast in this season is seriously crazy. There’s gotta be like 2 dozen named characters with more than incidental roles (main or secondary characters). It’s got the scope of an ensemble drama like Lost.
>>2637983>Stackleford probably isn’t involved at allthats what OP wants us to think.Hes the mastermind behind it all!
>>2637983>Why would you think he’d have anything to do with this?Camelia is just using Facklestord as an accomplice in her revenge against Whitney. He is just convenient for her to use in that he'll basically listen to almost anything she says. Also, if Camelia promises him that he can have his way with Whitney as part of that revenge, he'll most definitely jump on board.My theory is that she first procures the garbage truck and is having him drive it. In >>2637924:>"Help!" You scream. "Help!" The garbageman on the back is watching passively. the garbageman standing on the back is Camelia.Of course I hope that this is just fearmongering on my part.
>>2637631I can't believe no one reacted to this. That instant switch from burning hatred to paniced concern once she realized ally was in trouble. I fucking love Rose.
>>2638642Of course she was worried. It’s only logical to take care of your pet, anon~
>>2638654>Alabaster is Rose's petYeah ok. Go back to the treadmill Rose you're literally the only person who believes that
>>2638642People were distracted by the fibbi.Rose is pretty great and I say that as a partisan for the older women in our harem(s)
Wait, I've been thinking about it and aren't we getting Galatea'd? I mean, I bet this is pretty much how Galatea got so close with Cerise in the first place. They both shared something in common and then she started to spill the beans not so long after that.THAT KEKI IS DANGEROUS IM TELLING YOU. WE NEED TO BE CAREFUL AROUND HER AND WATCH WHAT WE SAY.
>>2638875I am thinking the same. Noelle is a honeypot if I've ever seen one.
>>2638875It's really likely that is the case. I trust Alabaster not to go full retard like Cerise and tell the person he just met sensitive info that could fuck them over. He has friends (unlike a certain worst girl) so I don't see a reason why he'd do what Cerise did especially cause he seems to be a thinker over a feeler
>>2638942She is sadly not the best anymore though. Middle of the pack honestly. That’s just because several other girls are SO good though.
>>2638875We should at least ask her if they worked together.
>>2638974OP is just downplaying the oneechan route so the new waifus can put some roots down before they're consumed by her splendor.
>>2639072She was always pretty meh. It's weird I'm usually a big fan of the incest route but i just perfer Mom (best girl) & Rose much more. She just isn't that remarkable
>Alabaster: ???>Cerise: WALL-E>Whitney: Cars fucking 2>Rose: Mulan>Vivian: The Nightmare before Christmas>Alex: Brother Bear>Sable: The Little Mermaid>Kay: ???>Camelia: ???>Galatea: The Hunchback of Notre DamSo continuing the discussion from the last thread. Does anyone have any new ideas. I didn't include Treasure Planet because that didn't make any sense to me (though I don't remember a lot about that movie so I could be wrong). I'm also not completely sold on Brother Bear for some reason. I feel like like there's something else out there that I can't remember
>>2639183>No Titan A.E anywhereAlso go rewatch Treasure planet you fag.
>>2639208I have no idea what Titan A.E. isAlso should I watch it cause it's good or because I'm wrong about the Camelia thing. I do remember liking that movie when I was younger
Camelia’s favorite Disney movie is Bambi. It makes her really happy. Especially the ending.
>>2637973The SxS cake should've been the avatar for Noelle
>>2639359Fucking kek. Thanks for the new headcanon
>Whitney is punished for doing the right thing.>Camellia is STILL alive for some reason.Darkest timeline confirmed.Shame, considering how small changes can canonically alter the timeline making the world a better place would be super easy.
>>2639389>Attacking a psycho bitch and putting everyone in danger is the "right thing"What did he mean by this
>>2639414SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
>>2639389Rose and Ally raping Whitney was the hottest scene in FQ history though
>>2639414That in anything but the darkest timeline we would have removed her as a threat and into a shallow grave quite a bit before now instead of worrying about getting our dick wet with her for that exact reason.That psycho bitch is a threat to us and everyone we care about, and I genuinely don't think she's on the "girls fucked" counter, if she is, I would rather not max it out.
I want Camelia to dominate me!
>>2639504Not even top 3 anon. Remember that scene where Whitney & Rose were fighting over our cum. That was fucking life-changing. We need a repeat of that. Preferably with Alex defying either Sable or Whitney for our seed>>2639514Revenge rape would be nice. Show her we won't be pushed around anymore. We're gonna be doing the pushing
>>2639603I want you to not want that.
Let’s get some good old fashioned waifu wars in before the episode resumesRose > Whitney = Alex > Mom = Renee ;_; Sable = Vivian = Cerise = Mrs. Mallory > Gal = Noelle > Kay >>> Camelia = Mara
>>2639637Cersie > Alex >Rose > Vivian > Renee = Mom > Whitney & Rest > Camelia
>>2639605She'd still be unstable and possibly more of a threat to the others.The only way that doesn't end with her killing or severely maiming Alex, Rose, Whitney, Cerise or us for some slight real or imagined is fitting her for a body bag.Making a point is only worthwhile if:A. They can learnB. The person is worth anythingMy point being that time and again Camellia has proven the opposite, I'm just suggesting treating her like the diseased animal she portrays herself as and wants to be.Before she does something we can't fix.
>>2639637I'd rather wait a little bit but what the hellAlex > Mom (hurts not put her at #1) > Rose > Renee > Sable > Vivian > Whitney > Cerise > Kay (could go up depending on what we see of her) >>>>>>> Camelia
>>2639633I want you to want me to want Camelia to dominate me!What now, fag?
>>2639691No no no. You misunderstand me anon. I've been one of the biggest ralliers of wanting to kill the shit of Camelia since around the start of this quest. I want her dead and I want her gone. But I think a quick rape before that would be nice. And then once she's on the ground sprawled and used like a dirty napkin we dispose of the trash that's been dirtying up our lives
>>2639691It would be different if we had any reason to trust her, I will grant you. Or done anything besides threaten to harm us and those we care about/harmed us and those we care about.But she hasn't at any point for any reason.
>>2639716I want you to not want me to want you to want Camelia to dominate you.
>>2639656Cerise = Rose > Alex = Vivian > Whitney > Sable > Mom > ReneeNot going to include those who haven't increased counter but Galatea seems promising.
>>2639633>>2639744After those two dubs, I'm convinced. I don't want Camelia to dominate me anymore.
>>2639786Good, that means i can have her for myself!
>>2639875Shit, have I been tricked? You two are working together, aren't you?
>>2639875>Thinking you'll ever have a slut all to yourselfAnon I...
>>2639917I want Camelia to be my slut!
>>2639875>>2639969Enjoy your Stackleford Transmitted Diseases!
>>2639969What >>2639983 said. I think I'd rather have my dick cut off than fuck some of Stacklefords used goods. Even seducing Stackleford is disgusting regardless if they actually do anything or not which that slut probably did
>>2640021There is no way they fucked.
>>2640041>There is no way they fucked.Seconding this. It's impossible.
>>2640041Just you wait. OP is trying to make us hate Camelia as much as possible.But in all seriousness, I'm curious would you still wanna fuck her if you found out she was Stackleford's used goods
>>2640041>>2640070She's hellbent on killing David, she'd sell her soul if that means taking Darkbloom's life with her.I wouldnt be surprised if she offered to suck stacklefuck's dick everyday if he pulled a trigger on David's head.
>>2640101This is also a good point. She's shown that she's willing to do ANYTHING to fuck Darkbloom over. If she hasn't done it already she's probably willing to
>>2640101>I wouldnt be surprised if she offered to suck stacklefuck's dick everyday if he pulled a trigger on David's head.I wouldn't be surprised either. I also wouldn't trust her to actually follow through on that offer.
How could Camelia redeem herself in your eyes?
>>2640164Becoming a willing cockslave in our harem
I want to have sex with Camelia in the missionary position while holding hands under the covers for the sole purpose of procreation!
>>2640164By being dead.
"Is it bigger than a breadbox?""Whitney... we could very well be on our way to an execution here. Do you comprehend that?""Then let's have a little fun before we die, Ally, geez. Is it bigger than a breadbox?"You massage the bridge of your nose. Somehow, Whitney got it in her head to pass the time by playing 20 questions.You and Whitney are sitting on top of a pile of fetid garbage that you've slowly grown nose-blind to. The dump truck hasn't made any other stops since picking you up at least half an hour ago. Judging by the smoothness of the ride and lack of acceleration/deceleration, you guess you're on the highway."Yes. It's bigger than a breadbox."Whitney stares at you dumbly for a few seconds. "...How big is a breadbox, again?" She asks."Oh my god. What is wrong with you? This is the absolute stupidest thing we could be--" you stop, suddenly struck by a realization. "You know what?" You say. "I'm actually not sure how big a breadbox is.""Then how do you know your object is bigger than one!""Because it's pretty fucking big. It's definitely bigger than however big a breadbox is.""How can you know that!!""I just do! Okay? It's absolutely bigger than a breadbox!""I demand my question back!"You throw a rotten banana peel at her. She dodges it and tosses a moldy carton of Chinese takeout in retaliation.Grousing, you check your phone. You've got bars, which means Rose might have a bead on your location. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? [ ] Turn your phone off. You don't want Rose getting involved in this too.[ ] Keep your phone on. [ ] Send a message to someone. [choose who]
>>2640183IT'S FUCKING TIME
>>2640183>[X] Keep your phone on.
>>2640183>[x] Keep your phone on.
>>2640183He's back!>[x] Keep your phone on.Rose to the rescue hopefully.
>>2640183>[×]Send a message to Cerise.Rose will probably show up anyway, better at least keep nee-san in the loop.
>>2640183>[ ] Keep your phone on.
>[x] Keep your phone on.You put your phone back in your pocket. As scary as the thought of it is... Rose might be the only thing between you and an untimely death. You trust her. That feels weird to admit, even to yourself.But you do.
Guys what if Darkbloom developed the tracking app
>>2640224If the kidnapping ploy is Camelia's, then David should be happy about that.On the off chance this is a Mara ploy though, then we might be fucked.
>>2640224Then he'll come and try to kill Camelia. And if he's the one kidnapping us it won't really matter
The truck goes through a few hard turns that cause you and Whitney to sway back and forth as if on the deck of a ship in stormy seas. Then over the course of several minutes, the truck slows, finally coming to a hard stop that jostles you so much you nearly faceplant into the grimy metal wall. "Did we st--" Whitney begins. She gets cut off when the entire bed of the truck raises up at a steep angle, a chute on the bottom comes open, and you both go sliding out under gravity's pull, along with all the garbage bags. The noise and sudden rush of motion make you stomach do cartwheels.As you writhe free of the slimy mountain of garbage, picking bits of unidentifiable glop from you hair and squinting against the blinding intrusion of sunlight, you feel a gun press to your temple. When you can see well enough, you find that it's a man in a hi-vis vest, gloves and bump cap - you're being held hostage by a garbageman. So is Whitney.You're in the middle of a municipal landfill, kept at gunpoint by what looks like a street gang who unionized and made a foray waste management.The man with a gun to your head grabs one of your hands and tugs you forward, leading you down from the pile of garbage bags. He guides you towards a concrete shed where another gaggle of equally vicious-looking garbageman sit at control panels. Whitney is being dragged along too, close behind. You step inside. At least it's air-conditioned in here. And it doesn't stink quite as bad."Knees, bitch," the man with a gun to you says. Better do as he orders.One of the men, who seems to be their leader, steps forward and gazes down at you. "Where is she?" he demands."I don't know what you're talking about..." you say.He backhands you. You see stars for a brief moment. When you reach up and touch your face, you feel a trickle of blood from your lips. "Boss ain't gonna accept that," your interrogator says. "Where is she?""Who is 'she'?" You ask. "Are you guys working for Camelia?" "With her. Yeah," the man says.Whitney groans. "Tch, Ally! I thought you said Camelia was a racist. Why is she working with all these black people?" "What?" You say, glancing at her in confusion. "What are you talking about? I never told you she was--"The man quizzing you grabs your collar and shakes you back into focusing on the topic at hand. "One more try," he says. "Where the fuck is she?""I don't know," you say. "We haven't seen her."He raises a fist as if to lay into you. You brace for pain, but another person's voice stops him before he even begins.
>>2640224If you remember, Darkbloom is apparently capable of bugging any phone already.
>>2640236It's definitely Camelia's. Remember a few episodes ago, she caught an Uber to the waste management pland a couple of eps ago.>>2640259See?
>>2640279Fuck Quest Department of Redunancy Association.
>>2640259>you're being held hostage by a garbageman.This quest is getting too real for me.
>>2640259>You brace for pain, but another person's voice stops him before he even begins.Stackle...?
"Shawn, you psychotic motherfucker. Let that boy go." He drops you back onto your knees. You look up at your savior: a man in the gaudiest business suit, wearing the gaudiest facial hair that you've ever seen. "Jesus fuckin' Christ you idiots," he says, sweeping his view side to side around the room, eyeing his goons accusingly. "What did I tell you all? Huh?"He waits for an answer that doesn't come. Shawn, who was moments ago brash and commanding, stares at his feet like an admonished child. You're getting the sense of an organizational hierarchy here: the garbage-toting lackeys, Shawn the shift supervisor, and this guy, Mr. Businessman, the owner."Let me say it again, then," Mr. Businessman shouts. He holds up three fingers: thumb, index and middle. There are fat jeweled rings on all three. He counts down as he talks. "Period Blood said we got three untouchables up in here. Hackergirl, Hackergirl's girl, and Bastard Man over here." He points at you with the last of his counting fingers. "So what the fuck possessed you to go kidnapping him in broad daylight like a bunch of dumb fuckin' niggers with a suicide wish?" A long silence. "Someone answer me, you fuckin' retards!" He marches around the room, squaring up to several of his men in turn, none of whom will even look him in the eyes. By the time he gets to Shawn, he's seething and his eyes are bulging. "Explain yourself," he demands. "So help me.""She beat the red bitch up," Shawn explains timidly, nodding in Whitney's direction. "Haven't seen her since... we need to find her for the--""Think I don't know that? Think she can't take a punch? Moron. She's no pussy like you, she'll turn up when she's good and ready. And if she wants to settle up with her assailant over there, then she'll do it by herself on her own goddamn time." He puts his hands on his hips, shaking his head in utter disbelief. "Going around trying to win brownie points with Period Blood by breaking her most sacrosanct fuckin' rules... goddamn. Brown-nosing moron piece of shit." Even though Mr. Businessman is a good four inches shorter than Shawn, Shawn is almost cowering, he's so scared."And he's ugly too," Whitney offers."Whitney..." you begin. "This isn't the--""Yeah," Mr. Businessman agrees. "Uglier than a pile of dog shit. Good catch. Can't forget that. Ugly motherfucker."
>>2640183[x] Send a message to Cerise
That reminds me, does fuck quest have any brown girls that can be added to the harem?
>>2640306"And he's ugly too," Whitney offers.KekAnd this just got a hell of a lot deeper.
>>2640259>Whitney groans. "Tch, Ally! I thought you said Camelia was a racist. Why is she working with all these black people?"kek
>>2640259>You're in the middle of a municipal landfill, kept at gunpoint by what looks like a street gang who unionized and made a foray waste management.I'm just glad they decided to go straight and earn a living doing honest work, that likely involves a 401k, dental plan, and decent health insurance.
>>2640322No I like my white waifu master race
He turns and kneels before Whitney. He looks from her to you. "This your girl?" He asks you."She's--""You're goddamn right I'm his girl," Whitney answers for you."Y'all hear that?" He asks his men. "This is Bastard Man's girl. By the commutative property of people who are not to be fucked with, that makes her untouchable too. You motherfuckers following this? Need to take some notes?" He looks back at Whitney. "Is it true? You're the one who beat down Period Blood?""Beat her so hard she probably lost her good eye," Whitney growls, a delighted catch to her voice. It's a bit spooky. "I like you. Who are you?""I'm your fucking nightmare," Whitney says. She doesn't seem to understand that she's still in the middle of a hostage situation. Mr. Businessman nods. "All right. I like it. Nightmare. Anyone who can put the beat down on that crazy bitch definitely deserves the name." He looks back at you. "You got some good taste in women, my man.""Thanks..." you say.
>>2640322Whitney has been described as tanned.There's Ebony the brown loli for the FQ2 draft which is supposed to be set in college.I'm looking forward to some twin surprise myself, which partly fueled my speculation for Camelia and Galatea being sisters.
>>2640339I like the dynamic these two instantly set up.WHITNEYQUEST is always a go
>>2640339>"You got some good taste in women, my man."And men apparently.
>>2640339> "You got some good taste in women, my man."Yeeeeee
>>2640339>"Beat her so hard she probably lost her good eye," Whitney growls, a delighted catch to her voice.God damn it Whitney, you're just fantastic.
>>2640322She's too good and pure for this universe.
>>2640365There are many things I want to do to Choi
>>2640259>you feel a gun press to your temple>you're being held hostage by a garbagemanYuuji, is that you?
>>2640373Makina's bad end is probably the best bad end I've ever played.
>>2640365>>2640368>These fuckers don't read the newsShe IS in this universe.
Mr. Businessman grabs Shawn by the back of his vest. "Now apologize to this fine young couple for wasting their time on a beautiful Friday afternoon." "You've got to be fucking kidd-"He pulls a pistol from his waistband and holds it threateningly under Shawn's chin. "I will pistol whip you to death, motherfucker. Apologize to the nice people." "Sorry," he grunts, setting his jaw. "Suck my dick!" Whitney replies, cupping her crotch obscenely. Goddamn it, Whitney...Mr. Businessman puts his gun back in his waistband, straightens his coat tails and his cuff links. He motions for you and Whitney to stand, which you do, uncertainly. The environment in the room is by no means friendly -- no matter what he says. "As the owner and proprietor of Palo Alto Waste & Water Management, I would also like to extend my heartfelt apologies for the behavior of my subordinates. To make it up to you, please accept these coupons for a free dinner at The Sizzler." "Fuck yeah," Whitney says, suddenly elated. She takes the coupons from the man. "Sizzler's my favorite. That almost makes up for the hostage thing.""Whitney, for the love of God," you say."Those expire in a couple weeks," he says, "so don't waste any time.""Who are you?" You demand. "How do you know Camelia?""Name is Tyrus," he says. "Tyrus Kang. I'm a legitimate businessman who has a legitimate strategic partnership with the woman." He hands you a business card. It actually identifies him as "Tyrus Kang, Legitimate Businessman." A bullet-pointed list describes what he offers:>* Waste Management>* Water Treatment>* Strategic Partnerships>* Growth>* Knowledge>* Networking and Partnership"Uh... you have partnership on here twice," you say."Don't you know the difference between partnership and strategic partnership?" Tyrus says. "Dumb asshole.""Are we free to leave now?" You ask."Yeah, sure," Tyrus says. "Then again, if you've got a moment, you could--"Whatever Tyrus was about to say next is cut off by a hail of gunfire from outside. You hear a commotion, men screaming, and the report of pistols -- also the click-click bang of shotgun blasts at regular intervals, too.
>>2640373FuckQuest is pretty Grisaia-like. We need a FQ VN one day.>>2640379Tyrus is a cool dude. Hope he doesn't immediately bite it now.
>>2640379>not>* Waste Management>* Water Treatment>* Strategic Partnerships>* Knowledge>* Networking and Partnership>* Growth
>>2640377Until she's in the harem it doesn't count.>>2640379Now that's one legitimate businessman.
>>2640379WEWUZKANGSSorry, I had to do it.
>>2640339>"You're goddamn right I'm his girl," Whitney answers for you.I love Whitney>He looks back at Whitney. "Is it true? You're the one who beat down Period Blood?">Period BloodFucking disgusting I hate Camelia even more
>>2640379>You hear a commotion, men screaming, and the report of pistols -- also the click-click bang of shotgun blasts at regular intervals, too.Umm, thanks Rose?Always leaving me with mixed feelings whenever Ally's girls get their awesome moments.
>>2640379>Whatever Tyrus was about to say next is cut off by a hail of gunfire from outside.Aw shit Rose, what are you doing?
A man bleeding horribly from his leg stumbles into the control room. "The fuck is going on?" Tyrus demands. The other men in the room are circled around the windows now, facing where the gunfire game from. They're all armed with nasty-looking semi-auto and automatic pistols.The wounded man collapses to the ground, screaming. "Some fat fucking white bitch with a shotgun! Came out of fucking nowhere!" One of the men kneels down and applies a tourniquet as the wounded man leans back, grits his teeth and groans in agony."Rose..." you mutter.Tyrus might have just gotten through declaring you an untouchable, but he doesn't hesitate to grab your neck, haul you down to the ground with him, and hold a gun to your head as he hides behind one of the control panels in the room. More shotgun blasts ring out and the room fills with even more fleeing lackeys, some of them also bleeding.Whitney dives behind the console too and tries to haul Tyrus off of you, but Shawn swoops behind her and incapacitates her, holding her arms behind her back. Whitney struggles useless, but you're both immobilized.It's quiet outside. Several tense moments pass."Bring Alabaster out!" comes a voice muffled by distance. Yep: it's Rose. "Bring him out unharmed, and give him to me!""Fuck you, bitch!" Calls one of the men out the window."Who's that?" Tyrus asks you. "Fucking Rose!" Whitney growls. "Always showing up at the worst possible moment!" Tyrus glances at Whitney. "Great... Nightmare's got a nightmare. This fucking day, I swear to god." "Rose is my girl too," you say. "So that also makes her untouchable.""She's not fucking untouchable as long as she's pointing a gun up in my face," Tyrus says.[ ] Intimidation: You better let me go. Rose means business. [ ] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.
>>2640429Saving our ass. It just turns out we didn't need her this time.
[ ] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.
>>2640444[x] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.
>>2640444>[X] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.Numbers win every time.
>>2640444[x] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.Ally's a master of tact, he can handle this.
>>2640444[X] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.
>>2640444>[x] Intimidation: You better let me go. Rose means business.
>>2640444>[x] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.Although the alternate route could result in additional nicknames.
>>2640444>Some fat fucking white bitch with a shotgun!Told you Rose was chubby
>>2640444>[x] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.
>>2640444>"Fucking Rose!" Whitney growls. "Always showing up at the worst possible moment!">[x] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.
>>2640444>[X] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.I wish we could invest points on Speech in FQ.
>>2640444>[X] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.
>>2640444>[X] Negotiation: Let me talk to her. How about we all put the guns away, and everyone goes home alive, okay?
>>2640444[ ] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.>"Always showing up at the worst possible moment!" Ironic coming from you, Whitney.
>>2640444>[ ] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.He seems reasonable>"Some fat fucking white bitch with a shotgun! Came out of fucking nowhere!">"Rose..." you mutter.Kek. Poor Rose
>>2640444>[ ] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.>>
>>2640444[ ] negotiation
>>2640444Based Rose>[X] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.
>>2640444>[ ] Negotiation: Let me talk to her.
I wonder which one is gonna win. It's neck and neck
>>2640523Jeff is gonna get that tetris
[x] Negotiation: Let me talk to her."Let me talk to her," you say. "You got a thing for crazy bitches or something?" Tyrus asks. His breath stinks of menthol. "That's at least three by my count: Period Blood, Nightmare over here, and now this bitch. Any other homicidal fucking borderline-personality-having girlfriends I should know about before I enter into parley here?""One or two, maybe..." you say. "I kinda lose count.""Did you one day decide to go pimping at the psych ward?" Tyrus says. "How the hell do you sleep at night without worrying which one of them is about to Lorena Bobbitt your scrawny ass?""Please," you say, "she's actually a reasonable person. Just let me talk to her."Tyrus stands up, using you as a meat shield. A gun to your head, he marches you out of the room. Shawn follows close behind with Whitney. You have to hand it to Tyrus: he's not afraid to face a threat himself... to a degree, anyway."Alabaster--!" Rose cries when she sees you. Then: "Whitney!""You're a dumb fucking cunt," Whitney yells. "Put the shotgun down," you tell her.Rose considers this. But she doesn't relent. "You let Alabaster go!" She screams at Tyrus. "What are you? Bout 4 foot 11?" Tyrus says. "Goddamn. Who taught your upper-middle-class ass to use a sawed-off? Shouldn't you be doing decoupage or studying for the SATs or some shit?" "Let him go!" Rose shrieks. She stands her ground even as more armed men file out of the control room. She's obviously and badly outgunned."Rose..." you say. "Do you trust me?""Wh-what?""I said. Do you trust me?"Her eyes fill with tears. "I... I...""I trust you," you say. She sniffles. "You're a-- a useless-- pathetic-- annoying--""I trust you," you repeat. "Please trust me, too. Put the shotgun down.""Alabaster..."You nod at her. Finally, she lowers the gun. "Drop it," Tyrus tells her. "And then you can have them both back."Rose drops the gun to the dirt ground. Tears are flowing freely down her face. You've never seen real fear like that from her before.Tyrus crab-walks over to the shotgun, leans down, and picks it up. At the same time, he lets you go. Tyrus nods at Shawn, and Shawn lets Whitney go too. She half-runs, half-walks over to where you're embracing a sobbing Rose."Get the fuck off my property," Tyrus says, toting his new shotgun over his shoulder. "Crazy fucking honkies."He motions in the air for his men to fall back. They head inside. He follows close behind.
Hey guys, guess what?The Camellia flower was named after George Joseph Kamel. Guess when his birthday was?April 21, 1661
>>2640578Crazy fucking honkies indeed, Tyrus.
>>2640586https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Joseph_KamelOh god damn it.
>>2640578>You got a thing for crazy bitches or something?" Tyrus asks. His breath stinks of menthol. "That's at least three by my count: Period Blood, Nightmare over here, and now this bitch. Any other homicidal fucking borderline-personality-having girlfriends I should know about before I enter into parley here?"? Did he just call Camelia our girlfriend>>2640586>>2640598Please stop
>>2640578Only deep mutual love can successfully resolve a tense hostage situation in a municipal landfill.
>>2640578>4 foot 11IMAGINE
Embrace it, Anonymous-dono. Let the Warp overtake you.
>>2640602>Did he just call Camelia our girlfriend[foreshadowing intensifies]
>>2640602Alabaster never denied this.
>>2640611>4 foot 11>190lbs
"I'm never gonna get this stench out of my Prius..." Rose grumbles as she drives you and Whitney back to Cerise's. "Nice to see you too," you say."I understand that you got shoved into a garbage truck, but did you go swimming through the garbage too? I'm actually gagging here.""No one invited you, Rose!" Whitney says. She leans on her tailbone and kicks the back of the driver's seat. Rose lets out an annoyed "oof." "I'm taking my Volt back," Rose tells you. "You can have this trash-smelling Prius if you want it. Have fun driving around in your mobile casket.""In your dreams," you say. "I like the Volt. My Volt.""It's MY Volt, you ass!" Rose says. "You unbelievable jerk! I just risked my life to save you and now--"Whitney kicks the back of the seat again. "No one asked you for your help! How did you find us anyway? Stalker!"Rose glares at Whitney in the rearview. "None of your business, slut. I told you last night to speak only when spoken to." "If you weren't driving right now, I'd choke you out! Don't test me!"It feels really odd to be able to bicker and argue like this when just moments ago you were certain you were about to die. It makes you appreciate the little things in life.
>>2640625He didn't deny cause it's so absurd that it's out of the realm if possibility. No reason to deny such ridiculous notions
>>2640639It's called being thicc. Nothing more nothing less
>>2640528Tetris grand finals is not what I expected to spend time on between OP posts, but wow. Kind of feeling a Puyo Puyo Tetris impulse buy now.
When you walk through the door of Cerise's apartment, you see something you definitely didn't expect. "I'm a little teapot, short and stout~ Here is my handle~ Here is my--"Alex chokes on his singing as his gaze sweeps around to meet yours. He freezes in place, beyond mortified. Cerise, for her part, looks like a child with her hand caught in a cookie jar.Alex is wearing Cerise's old maid costume.Whitney cups her hands to her mouth. "Oh my god," she squeals, her voice a bit muffled but definitely excited.Rose is stunned completely silent, and can only blink rapidly as she takes in the sight."I... I lost a bet," Alex explains. "This was my punishment game...""You're an awful person," you tell Cerise. She blushes and looks away."Alex," you say, "go put your normal clothes back--""No way!" Whitney shouts. She puts her hands on her hips. "If he lost a bet, he's gotta take the punishment! That's the rule. He's wearing it all night long!" Alex makes a pouty face, but doesn't resist this declaration.Cerise sniffs the air. "What the hell happened to you?" She asks, masking her sudden concern with a harsh tone. "You smell even worse than normal, Alabaster.""It's a long story," you say. [ ] Tell her the truth (where Alex can't hear, of course.)[ ] No reason to scare her. Leave it at that.
>>2640698>>[X] Tell her the truth (where Alex can't hear, of course.)
>>2640698>[ ] No reason to scare her. Leave it at that.
>>2640698>[x] No reason to scare her. Leave it at that.
[ ] Tell her the truth (where Alex can't hear, of course.)
>>2640698>[X] Tell her the truth (where Alex can't hear, of course.)
>>2640698Oh god my heart. No homo.>[x] Tell her the truth (where Alex AND OUR PHONES can't hear of course)
>>2640698>[x] Tell her the truth (where Alex can't hear, of course.)Oh sweet Alex, you're perfect.
>>2640698It wasn't the darkest timeline after all.>[ ] Tell her the truth (where Alex can't hear, of course.)
>>2640698>Alex makes a pouty face, but doesn't resist this declaration.God I love this quest
Will Ally and Whitney take a shower together and get the adrenaline out of their system?>>2640698>[X] Tell her the truth (where Alex can't hear, of course.)You already got her into this shit might as well go all the way
>>2640698>>2640714>[x] Tell her the truth (where Alex AND OUR PHONES can't hear of course)This, please.
>>2640698>[ ] Tell her the truth (where Alex can't hear, of course.)Perhaps while we shower?
>>2640698[X] Tell her the truth (where Alex can't hear, of course.)
>>2640740Darkbloom probably tracks Ally's phone all the time he knows already
>>2640714>>2640740We left our phone on during the kidnapping he should already know
>>2640698>[x] Tell her the truth (where Alex can't hear, of course.)
>[x] Tell her the truth (where Alex can't hear, of course.)You pull Cerise aside into her bedroom and give her a quick version of the events. "Jesus..." Cerise mutters. "Some kind of organized crime syndicate, you think?""They must be," you say. "No one who calls himself a legitimate businessman can possibly be a legitimate businessman. The weird thing is, he held a gun to my head and he's still way less scary than Camelia is. At least he's not psychotic. Just ruthless and venal." "That might be true, but even still--" Cerise stops, retching. "God, Alabaster," she says, "you really stink. You need a shower." You perk your ears up. You can hear the faucet in the guest bathroom running already, and a brewing argument between Rose and Whitney over who gets dibs. [ ] Can I use your bathroom, Cerise?[ ] Use the guest bathroom [with Rose, to reward her / with Whitney, to make up for last night / with both, to smooth things over.]
>>2640770Time to trigger IaTM!>[x] Can I use your bathroom, Cerise?
>>2640770>[x] Use the guest bathroom [with both]
>[X] Can I use your bathroom, Cerise?Something's cooking in the state of Denmark.
[ ] Can I use your bathroom, Cerise?
>>2640770>[x] Can I use your bathroom, Cerise?
>>2640770[ ] Use the guest bathroom [with Rose]
>>2640770[x] Guest bathroom with both.
>>2640770>[X] Use the guest bathroom with WhitneySeriously she even got punished for doing the right thing
>>2640770[ ] Use the guest bathroom [with Whitney, to make up for last night]
>>2640770>[ ] Can I use your bathroom, Cerise?
>>2640778>>2640784Ha. You don't know me.
>>2640770>Inb4 this was a lewd vs no lewed vote instead of just picking a girl and we've fucked up bad[X] Can I use your bathroom, Cerise?
>>2640770>[ ] Use the guest bathroom [with Rose]
>>2640770>[x] Can I use your bathroom, Cerise?This was a hard choice.
>>2640770>[X] Can I use your bathroom, Cerise?I don't think we're getting a smut scene out of this, but I had enough Whitney and Rose for a while.
>>2640770>[ ] Use the guest bathroom [with Whitney, to make up for last night.]
>>2640770>[X] Can I use your bathroom, Cerise?
>>2640792Oh don't worry. We'll be sure to kiss her again. :^)
>>2640770>[ ] Can I use your bathroom, Cerise?The time has come and so have I.
>>2640770>[ ] Can I use your bathroom, Cerise?Go for broke.
>>2640770>[x ] Use the guest bathroom with both, to smooth things over.]
>>2640770>[ ] Use the guest bathroom (both)YES YES YES! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A SHOWER SCENE! IT'S ONE OF THE HOTTEST THINGS TO ME
>>2640770>[ ] Use the guest bathroom [with Rose, to reward her]