This quest takes place in the DC Universe with characteristics mainly pulled from the animated TV series and films. You are Reno, AKA Black Rider Battery! After a tremendous journey from boy to super-powered fighter, you've started taking the first steps to becoming a established name in the world of metahumans! It is now 5 years in the future, where you've raised a tower in your name! The 54-story building not only houses many of your Tamaranean and Oni subordinates, but the underground metahuman fight club known as The Metabrawl! Recently, we've turned a simple volunteer beating into a chaotic journey through time and space, arriving at Earth 3! Now you're faced with allies and enemies who've had their roles reversed in this bizarre world! -10/15 Minute voting period after each post, I will now specify how many votes are allowed per post.-Some actions (typically combat choices against non-generic enemies and certain social situations) will require 3 D100 rolls, using the best of the 3 rolls for said action.-Critical successes/failures are 100/1QM Twitterhttps://twitter.com/MachPunchQMArchivehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=DC+Quest+MachPunchMC Powers and Inventoryhttps://pastebin.com/v8wjir7dPrevious Thread: >>2611264
“Clown!”Jester turns his attention to you, a serious look replacing the wide grin.“If you got a place in mind, we should probably get going. I don't think these losers are alone.” You inform him, and he gives you a nod.“Don't worry, I got just the place...” He informs you, a confident smile appearing across his red lips...…But it quickly morphs into a frown.“Uh, how are we supposed to get there though? We're a bit too captivated by the audience.” He remarks, gesturing to the Martian and his plus-one currently picking themselves up off the floor.A: “I'm assuming you're from Gotham, so just give me a street name!”B: “Ugh, don't worry, I'll take care of it...”C: “We're not going to wherever you have in mind. I'm taking us to Jump City.”D: [Write in]
>>2631613lets rock fuckers>A: “I'm assuming you're from Gotham, so just give me a street name!”
>>2631613>A: “I'm assuming you're from Gotham, so just give me a street name!”
>>2631613>B: “Ugh, don't worry, I'll take care of it...”
>>2631613A: “I'm assuming you're from Gotham, so just give me a street name!”
>>2631613>A: I assume you're from Gotham.Alright there OP, i was wondering. Are we rocking a suit and tie combo (like a british three piece, gray on black), since we just got from work and dropping off our kid, or are we rocking like full dad gear (Hawaiian shirt, worlds best dad undershirt, khaki shorts and crocs). Just want to visualize a little better how the Villains/Heroes are seeing us.
>>2631635You're wearing your rider outfit at the moment, but you were in a flashy suit prior!
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Ah the mediocrity begins
>>2631613>AYou look back at, giving a slight shake of your head.“I'm assuming you're from Gotham, so just give me a street name!” “What?! I'm not telling where I lay low in front of these maniacs!” Jester retorts, but quickly rushes over to you, the bells on his hat jingling with each hurried step.“Buuut I can whisper in your ear! You know where that toy factory is on your world?” He whispers audibly near you, causing you to react with a light shove as you find him to be too close for comfort.Despite his nature, you do know where he's talking about. Rena once flew over there when she was 4 to ask for free dolls, and she might have gotten some if her mother didn't catch up to the little cadet.“Majin, can you still make a boom tube?” You look down at your belt, and Jester immediately gives you an odd look.“You uh... You alright?” You hear him ask, but your focus is elsewhere.“Yes. This Earth is identical for the most part... Opening the gate!” The demonic voice announces, and soon the vortex-creating beam projects from its mouth!The ringed tube of light opens in the middle of the passage, splitting you off from your opponents.“The hell is th-WOOOOAAAHH!”You've cut Jester's questioning off by grabbing his arm and flinging him like a ragdoll through the tube, and you don't waste any time walking in after him.Just beyond the fluctuating ring, you can see the battered and wary faces of the martian and his angle, inciting a half chuckle to emerge from behind your helmet.“You better tap out if I ever see you again.” You offer as your parting words, finally entering the tube and allowing it to close once you pass through.---As your boots make contact with the rough pavement, you're greeted with the sight of Jester sitting flat on his rump, holding his head in disbelief.“Holy hell... I'm alive! I can't believe I'm alive!” He informs himself with awe, a wide smile on his face.A: “Good. That means you can explain what this place is.”B: “Not for long. I don't know if this truly is an alternate timeline or another world, but what I do know is that you're The Joker, and you have a lot to answer for.”C: “You're welcome. Now if you excuse me, I have to grab my daughter and head home.”D: [Write in]
>>2631851>A: “Good. That means you can explain what this place is.”
>>2631851A: “Good. That means you can explain what this place is.”"As well as answering why the Justice League went lethal against us."
>>2631851D: [Write In]Whoever those guys were, my royal guard could tear them to shreds. Goddamn amateurs if you ask me. Let's get secure first, explain on the way.
>>2631851>AYou fold your arms as you stand over him.“Good. That means you can explain what this place is.” You speak to him imposingly.The happiness on his makeup-caked face sours as he stands, motioning you to follow him.“Look, I really owe you one... I don't know if you could tell, but I was in the middle of my last act until you showed up.” He begins to glumly inform you as he leads your through through the Toy Factory's lot blanketed by the night sky.“Lex and I are the last line of defense against those maniacs, and we had just taken a Quantum Trigger from then when-”“Lex? As in, Lex Luthor?” You interrupt with an ill tone, your blood once again starting to boil.“What, you got grievances with him too?” Jester snaps back just as you both stop in front of an ominous looking warehouse, its door open and hiding strange shapes within the dark interriors.“Because you should go on and forget about them. It's like I said before, we both aren't who the other... I mean, we aren't the same guys as the guys we're thinking about, but we are in... Awh phooey. Lights!”Jester gives up on his confusing explanation, instead opting out to shout into the pitch black opening.Instantly the warehouse's lights shine down on a sight you might find disturbing, yet completely apt for your company.It appears to be a lair... And a fun house? The only way you can describe it is your daughter having a birthday party at the Batcave.Among various terminals and tool-benches there's circus themed playground structures littered around the place. There's even a giant slide leading down into a pool-sized ballpit.“I... I have even more questions.” You grumble.“I'll try to answer them, but I think Lex would be better at it...” He responds with a half smile, leading you inside.A: “Okay... So is this a parallel universe or something? Like you're the good versions of my world's villains and vice-versa? Because that's what I'm getting.”B: “This Quantum Trigger thing... The hell was it supposed to do? Was it really worth dying over?”C: “It looks like why both mistook each other back there, so I have to ask... Who am I in this world?”D: “Never mind... Look, all I really want is to get back to my daughter ASAP, and since you owe me, you're going to get me to her.”
>>2632047C: “It looks like why both mistook each other back there, so I have to ask... Who am I in this world?”I forget, but didn't we get told about parallel worlds? Also, if we're still alive...can we eat our other belt?
>>2632047>A: “Okay... So is this a parallel universe or something? Like you're the good versions of my world's villains and vice-versa? Because that's what I'm getting.”
>>2632047>C: “It looks like why both mistook each other back there, so I have to ask... Who am I in this world?”
>>2632047>A: “Okay... So is this a parallel universe or something? Like you're the good versions of my world's villains and vice-versa? Because that's what I'm getting.”>B: “This Quantum Trigger thing... The hell was it supposed to do? Was it really worth dying over?”
>>2632047>A: “Okay... So is this a parallel universe or something? Like you're the good versions of my world's villains and vice-versa? Because that's what I'm getting.”>E. Ah crap that means the me of this world is a huge Asshat.
>>2632047>C>DWe need to get back to Rena!
>>2632058>I forget, but didn't we get told about parallel worlds? In her rant about saving the qorld by becoming a monster Rena (our unit Sister) told us about the many worlds and that they suffer trougth different crisis. So at first it could be though as mad ramblings but now, if Reno remembers that moment, he can now confirm that parallel worlds are real.>Also, if we're still alive...can we eat our other belt?Not the belt because i think this Vega doesn't have apocalypse tech. He however must have a core just like Rena and us. So qe can eat his core and get a bigger power boost.
>The only way you can describe it is your daughter having a birthday party at the Batcave.One day Reno...one day.
>>2632047>A>C“Okay... So is this a parallel universe or something? Like you're the good versions of my world's villains and vice-versa? Because that's what I'm getting.” You state moving forward with Jester deeper into this fun house of his.The concept is reminiscent of the mad ravings your sister unit told you about all those years ago. It... It honestly doesn't feel great to think back on that time, let alone learn that she was accurate.“Yes!” Jesters turns to you with a snap of his fingers as he shows another wide smile.“It's like opposite day 24/7 here for you. How much so? I can't really say, but it was the backbone of Lex's plans to fight against the Crime Syndicate!”“Crime Syndicate?” You ask, and with perfect timing you both reach the main terminal of his lair.Jester gives an exaggerated crack of his knuckles before tapping away at the brightly colored keys, bringing up a series of images of who you assume to be the syndicate in question.“Meet Ultraman, Owlman, Power Ring, Johnny Quick, J'edd J'arkus, and Superwoman. I'm gonna assume they're called the Hero Society on your world or something.”“Justice League.” You quietly respond, taking in the details of the six metahumans on screen.They're certainly more sinister looking than Batman and friends, but something catches your eye about Superwoman. Something about her really reminds you of Blackfire, and it only makes you long for your home even more.Then something suddenly jolts your brain, and you snap your attention back to Jester.“That reminds me... “It looks like why both mistook each other back there, so I have to ask... Who am I in this world?” Jester's face turns remorseful, looking down at the keys as if he's searching for a will to touch them.“I don't think you want to see him. The timeline of your counterpart is... It's troubling, even for someone like me.” He answers honestly.You might have second thoughts...A: “Show me.”B: “That bad, huh? Let's talk about Ultraman instead... So, he's a Kryptonian here too, right?”
>>2632292>B: “That bad, huh? Let's talk about Ultraman instead... So, he's a Kryptonian here too, right?”"Good news clown. I was made to take those out."
>>2632292>AYes this is probably a bad idea.You're right.Show me anyway.
>B: “That bad, huh? Let's talk about Ultraman instead... So, he's a Kryptonian here too, right?”
>>2632292>>A: “Show me.”
>>2632292>AWe are going to regret this aren't we.
>>2632292>B: “That bad, huh? Let's talk about Ultraman instead... So, he's a Kryptonian here too, right?”
>>2632292>A: “Show me.”
>>2632292A: “Show me.”
At least Majin gonna get his eye candy.
>>2632292>AYour eyes turn fierce.“Show me.”Jester takes a deep breath, then reluctantly dances his fingers along the keys.The profiles of the Syndicate vanish, and instead are replaced with various news headlines that make your blood run cold.“BREAKING: GOTHAM MUSEUM UNDER ATTACK BY ACTIVE SHOOTER! HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS CURRENTLY VISITING!”“MUSEUM SHOOTER TAKEN HOSTAGES, DEMANDS GOTHAM HIGH PRINCIPAL COMMITS SUICIDE OR HE WILL KILL ONE HOSTAGE EVERY HOUR!”“BREAKING: MUSEUM SHOOTER KILLED BY THE JESTER, IDENTIFIED AS GOTHAM HIGH STUDENT RENO WATERS. 23 DEAD INCLUDING DAUGHTER OF ALEDGED CRIME BOSS JAMES GORDON.”“ISSEI WATERS AND HAIWEE WATERS, TECHNOLOGICAL AND BIO-ENGINEERING PARENTS OF SHOOTER REFUSE INTERVIEWS, FATHER LOSES COMPANY AND LIQUIDATES ASSETS TO WAYNE ENTERPRISES.”“BREAKING: FAMED ENGINEER FOUND DEAD IN HOTEL ROOM WITH SELF-INFLICTED GUNSHOT WOUND, STILL UNDER INVESTIGATION.”“HAIWEE WATERS MIA AFTER DEATH OF HUSBAND, COULD LEAD POLICE TO HOMOCIDE INVESTIGATION.”“BREAKING: STATE OF EMERGENCY IN JUMP CITY! MASS EVACUATION IN PROGRESS! NATIONAL GUARD CURRENTLY EN ROUTE!”“UPDATE: STATE OF EMERGENCY COULD BE METAHUMAN RELATED, FOOTAGE OF RED LIGHTS ERRUPTING FROM THE CITY!”“JUMP CITY OVERUN! SURVIVORS SAY THE BROTHERHOOD OF JUSTICE HAVE BEEN SLAIN! UNABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT OR MILITARY RESPONSE!”“SHOCKING PHOTOS EMERGE OF “SKULL GARDEN.” IMAGES SHOW SUPPOSED PHOTOS OF EXTRACTED BONES FROM CITY OFFICIALS AND BROTHER HOOD OF JUSTICE MEMBERS LINING THE STEPS TO CITY HALL.”“JUMP CITY IS LOST: PRESIDENT WILSON DECALRES JUMP CITY A LOST CAUSE AND RESTRICTED AREA, WILL BE BARRICADED BY MILITARY TO PREVENT ENTRY.”“Holy...” Is all you can manage to let out.[CONTINUED IN NEXT POST]
>>2632609“The last headline is from two years ago.” Jester finally speaks up, typing away once again.The news articles shift away, only to reveal a report made yesterday.“BLUDHAVEN IN ASHES: PROUD CITY AND HOME TO YOUNG HEROES VANISHES IN A CATASTROPHIC FLASH!”“That...” Jester begins, pulling up a photo most likely taken from recovered CCTV footage of the aforementioned school.“... Is Vegas. Your evil twin.”He points at the screen to a somewhat fuzzy image due to the feed's poor resolution, but you can make out the similarities along with the differences.First thing you notice is that he's wearing a police uniform, but the reason why is lost on you. Then it's the longer hair, it bothers you seeing it get that long because it's YOUR hair. The thing that really gets under your skin is the fact he's shooting a gun at someone who looks like Jynx. You've never shot a gun, and seeing yourself do this making you sick.“I told you, kid.” Jester speaks up once again, removing the image.“You were... He was just born evil.”A: “I've seen enough. I need to get back to my Earth before I vomit.”B: “How did this world get like this? Where's the Justice League here?”C: “I'm going to Jump City. Don't try to stop me.”
>>2632704>B: “How did this world get like this? Where's the Justice League here?”
>>2632704>A: “I've seen enough. I need to get back to my Earth before I vomit.”
>>2632704>B: “How did this world get like this? Where's the Justice League here?”Full indignation and despair
>>2632704>BYou clench your fists and shake your head.“How did this world get like this? Where's the Justice League here?” “Kid, you're looking at the Justice League sans Lex.” Jester honestly answers.“Everyone else got wiped out by the Syndicate. That's why Lex took their quantum trigger and ran off to a parallel world to get help. I don't think you were a part of that though.”“I wasn't.” You admit, looking down at your hand.“It's a total fluke that I showed up. Right now my daughter and my wife are probably worried sick about me... Or pissed at me. It's a coinflip honestly.”Jester looks off to the side, his face uneasy as he speaks.“A family, huh... I shouldn't be asking you for help then, should I.”A: “Afraid not. I really need to get back before my daughter starts to cry or something.”B: “Well, if this Ultraman is anything like Superman I might be able to help. Never went all out on a Kryptonian, though, so I don't know how hard of a fight it'll be.”C: “You can ask. I can help, but I'll do things my way. I don't expect you or whoever Lex comes back with to hold me back.”D: “Sorry, but I feel responsible for this Vegas copycat. It wouldn't feel to leave you with him.”
>>2632911>B: “Well, if this Ultraman is anything like Superman I might be able to help. Never went all out on a Kryptonian, though, so I don't know how hard of a fight it'll be.”
>>2632911B: “Well, if this Ultraman is anything like Superman I might be able to help. Never went all out on a Kryptonian, though, so I don't know how hard of a fight it'll be.”C: “You can ask. I can help, but I'll do things my way. I don't expect you or whoever Lex comes back with to hold me back.”
>>2632911>B: “Well, if this Ultraman is anything like Superman I might be able to help. Never went all out on a Kryptonian, though, so I don't know how hard of a fight it'll be.”D.
>>2632911>C: “You can ask. I can help, but I'll do things my way. I don't expect you or whoever Lex comes back with to hold me back.”
Why are we going after ultraman? If qe go after our copycat we can get a upgrade guys! IMAGINE RENO WITH THREE CORES!!
>>2632911>B: “Well, if this Ultraman is anything like Superman I might be able to help. Never went all out on a Kryptonian, though, so I don't know how hard of a fight it'll be.”>D: “Sorry, but I feel responsible for this Vegas copycat. It wouldn't feel to leave you with him.”"I won't lie and say I'll die for your cause, but I'll sure as hell fight for it."
>>2632911>B: “Well, if this Ultraman is anything like Superman I might be able to help. Never went all out on a Kryptonian, though, so I don't know how hard of a fight it'll be.”>*it wouldn't feel right
>>2632950Wait, this anon makes a good point.
>>2632950What if we lose, because Majin defects to the more evil version of us to fulfill his slaughter quota?
>>2632950I don't want any part of that monster inside Reno, unless his version of Majin is a cool guy.Now I'm imagining Vegas as Carl and Majin as Paul in Llamas with hats.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJOwdrTA8Gw
>>2632959Then we don't lose? I doubt Majin would do such a thing father-bix are loyal to their masters. Besides eating the core just give us their powers we didn't get Rena's memory or personality when we eated her core.>>2632962Again this Reno doesn't have any apocalypse tech, otherwise why would he use a car if he was able to boomtube?
>>2632989Riding in a cool car is pretty sweet though.
Is it cheating on our wife if we're in a different dimension?
>>2632989We got the boomtube from Brother Blood.
>>2633011That was based on our apocalypse tech and we got our belt from Control Freak.>>2633007The Blackfire version of this world is dead. Killed by our evil twin..
>>2632999It's a police car. I mean i know it would be cool but it isn't a bike.
>>2633032>The Blackfire version of this world is dead. Killed by our evil twin.I didn't say alternate Blackfire. Maybe alternate Lady Black? Sure she's probably not a smoker, so she's not as hot as she usually is.
>>2633049Well in that case. Ues it's cheating it would only not be cheating if it was the Blackfire expy from this world.
>>2633063But the parallel world isn't real to our world so it's not really cheating. If you really think about it. Trust me.
>If only this verse's Blackfire still lived, then we could take her home with us and have that threesome our wife didn't want her sister to be a part of.
>>2633083Blackfire is fine with a threesome with Starfire.
>>2633079No i don't. Stop trying to cheat on our wife. Besides i would rather cheat her with Superwoman.
>>2633091Do you mean Power Girl, Supergirl, or any of the dozen Superwomen that have gone by that name?
>>2633091>i would rather cheat her with SuperwomanHow about we compromise with Ultragirl?
>>2633087But Starfire isn't.
>>2633053That's a bit rude and I'll have to decline!
>>2633107We just haven't tried hard enough.
>>2633103>>2633105I'm talking about the Wonderwoman expy. She calls herself Superwoman aparently.
Y'all are faggots for not wanting to pound Wildfire in the boi pussy.
>>2633113I know. And I'm talking about Earth-Three's Super/Powergirl.
>>2632911B: “Well, if this Ultraman is anything like Superman I might be able to help. Never went all out on a Kryptonian, though, so I don't know how hard of a fight it'll be.”D: “Sorry, but I feel responsible for this Vegas copycat. It wouldn't feel to leave you with him.”
>>2632911>BYou rub the back of your head. It's not right to just leave this guy hanging, even if he's just a nicer Joker. He could use the help.“Well, if this Ultraman is anything like Superman I might be able to help. Never went all out on a Kryptonian, though, so I don't know how hard of a fight it'll be.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h1UD4Ta68k“You crazy? There's helping and then there's suicide. You can't just go after Ultraman right away.” Jester tries to explain.“Besides, even if we wanted to we'd have to wait for Lex to get back. He has the last shard of Blue Kryptonite in the solar system. Ultraman already destroyed all the rest.”You finally crack after all the emotionally exhausting things you've had to hear. It's always nice to have an opportunity to show off.“Oh ye of little faith and understanding.” You begin, raising an open hand to show the lightning crackling across your fingertips.“I was built specifically to kill Kryptonians, specifically Superman and any assorted knock-offs he might have.”Jester raises one of his green eyebrows.“Yeah, we had one of those too. Lex made him and had his core infused with kryptonite. He didn't last very long.” He grumbles his rebuttal.“No you dumbass, forget the kryptonite and listen. Inside me is something known as the Red Sun engine. To keep an explanation simple, I can basically recreate any electrical source of power I absorb and convert it into a lethal solar energy. Think of it as cancer in the form of a physical blow.” You inform him, finishing with a arrogant chuckle at your own since of humor.Jester's eyes go wide.“Oh. Well, in that case.” He quietly comments, a smile returning to his face.[TO BE CONCLUDED AT A LATER TIME!]
Sorry anons, but I have to step away for a moment! I don't intend to end things here, so I'll finish this thread properly later tonight OR when I have some free time until tomorrow!Until then, discuss and debate over orange alien butt!
>>2633154There is no debate. Orange is best.
>>2633154Orange is the best skin tone.
Wait, shit, does Red Sun energy even work on Ultraman? I know Yellow Sun energy weakens him, does Red do the opposite? Or his he not that much of a dark mirror?
>>2633154It makes my penis turn big penis.
>>2633155But anon...female orange aliens butts, male orange aliens butts or traps orange aliens butts?
>>2633182He works on normal logic for powers, not bizzaro logic.
>>2633182Considering that Vega was build to defeat Ultraman and he has a Red sun engine i guess it's the same.
I get a little nervous thinking about Majin and Vegas meeting.
>>2633190Aight, cool, so we can Cancer Punch him to death, assuming we survive the initial onslaught.
>>2633184Big.Orange.Alien.Butts.End of discussion.
>>2633198You bring a string argument anon.
>>2633195>"Master, toss me over to Vegas.">"Why? Are you gonna hack him or something?">"No, he just seems so much more agreeable then you.">"MAJIN!">"BUT DID YOU SEE THE SKULL GARDEN RENO?!"
>>2633195i'm surprised Majin didn't said anything once we readed about what Vega did. I think he was to much in awe at the moment.
>>2633208Does that mean Vegas belt is actually good?
>>2633219>"Master Vegas, please relinquish ownership of me to Reno.">"You just wanna help him beat me up.">"YOU ARE BEYOND HELP MASTER!">"TOUGH TITTIES! Besides, you have all my home videos. Those are private 'till I send em in to CNN."
>>2633083Our altcopy is banging the altcopy equiv to blackfire
>>2633231This universe's Blackfire would probably get all the references we make too
>>2633184ALL Tamaranean ass is ass. No such thing as a male Tamaranean! Only a female Tamaranean with small tits and a dick! Except that one dude who raised Starfire, pretty sure he was a guy, so I guess you gotta at least have one to keep the species going.
>>2633238It's not gay if it's a Tamaranean.
>>2633202Okay, Orange ass may be best ass, but pale goth ass can be accepted in an emergency situation. AKA any situation where orange ass is not presently available.
>>2633245Alternatively ambiguously brown assassin ass will do in a pinch
>>2633244Look man, all for the enthusiasm but Galfore is pretty dudely, he might be the only Tamaranean it would be gay to fuck.
I now want a Tamaranean goth trap.
>>2633262It's not gay if our mustaches don't touch
>>2633231No he's actually banging this old version os Starfire and Blackfire borther. Vega likes traps.
>>2633254Well, I mean if you HAVE to, but is she even magical or alien in any way, I feel like that is REALLY settling. Atleast make her hold some ancient artifact of untold power. Or like, just have her dress up like she was part demon or use one of those tail plugs maybe? I mean I like vaguely brown girls, but with the kind of options available in the DC universe... can we atleast make her part robot?
>>2633263That's what Eclipse is, he is even addicted to coffee.
>>2633264Then you haven't seen Galfore, his moustache touches EVERYTHING.
>>2633275Royal Guard, Royal Harem, it's all the same, really.
>>2633282I miss our royal guards we need to go to adventures with then more often.
>>2633275Oh God no... that is why Eclipse puts up with all the bullshit of his team. His Boi Pucci craves his kings cyber-dong. The poor lad, maybe we can hook him up with Vegas and Eclipse can reform him by being a good Tamaranean trapslut. New mission, when we get back to our Earth we send Eclipse here to steal Vegas from Wildfire and reverse-succubus him into righteousness! Is it bad that as stupid as the plan I just said is, that I am pretty sure Eclipse would unenthusiastically just go do it. Like "Yeah sure, so I let him bone me and then slowly corrupt him towards the side of good and righteousness. Atleast I don't have to pose... oh God no don't tell me posing is his fetish... because of course it is, he is just a big gay version of you... fine, I will do it, but I wont enjoy it....(that I will admit to)."
>>2633290I wouldn't mind them getting a one-shot or pastebin. Like, Reno sends them on a largely trivial errand and shit goes full Harley's Holiday.
>>2633291I'm fairly sure the Eclipse is implied to be in relationship with Lain. The coffee milf, it's kinda funny that the outcasted tamaranean manage to get along so well with humans.
>>2633294>Reno's looking for snacks>Decides on Oreo's>"Hey! Get me some Oreos!">tells the royal guards to obtain Oreos>shenanigans ensue>End up fighting J'on J'onzz for the last pack of Oreos in the store>Back to Reno's pad>"Aw man. I wanted double stuffed.">Eclipse starts throttling us
>>2633310I didn't actually think that was ever implied. What did I miss? I totally accept that I could easily miss an off handed part of a post, or an epilogue, or possibly an entire thread. Didnt think the royal guard got much run time except as a gag, much less that one of them would be so well developed as a character that they were deserving of coffee milf. Now we need to brutally interrogate Eclipse about his intentions for Lain, both as a protective figure for our beloved coffee milf, and as practice for when Rena inevitably starts bringing home male childhood-friends and eventually boyfriends.
>>2633107We didn't ask though, you could be wrong. Remember, tamaraneans are all about that casual sex.
>>2633113Crime Syndicate Superwoman is that world's version of Mary Marvel.The Wonder Woman expy is Olympia IIRC
>>2633401She fills the role that WW would in the Earth 3 hierarchy though.Hell, she's even fucking her Batman equivalent too.
>>2633401>Crime Syndicate SuperwomanMmmmm. Dat Lasso of Submission.
Man this alternate world has really fucked with anons heads. They keep getting crazy ideas like cheating on bestgirl, not sticking with based monogamy, and fucking traps. Remember anons, our evil alternate self loves traps, so not only are traps gay, but they are also pure evil
>>2633530But is Wildfire a trap or a twink? there is a difference. Also fuck you traps are pure you faggot.But yeah I'd like to stick with Blackfire.
>>2633147Did he seriously just compare us to Metallo? How insulting.
>>2633147Well, at least we're going to get to throw the fact that the version of us in the "Opposites" universe is an evil asshole in Batman and Dick's faces.
>>2633530Why the hell would we ever think of cheating o n Blackfire, not only does that girl throw a mean left hook she can suck a golfball through a garden hose. Oh boy superbitch has a vagina, big deal so does our FUCKING WIFE. And Trapfire doesnt even have a vagina, I mean yeah he has a butthole but so does our wife, and then she has EXTRA holes. Also she is the goddamn empress of a planet, I mean yeah sure we are an emperor, but do you really think that banging some trappy looking bitchboi fucktoy is even close to violently engaging in intercourse with an alien space empress? I mean, guys there is a reason we knocked her up. And for us to totally monogomise a Tamaranean? We better not fuck that up.
>>2633618I mean, Reno IS a villian. He's just not a fucking mad man or a psychopath and has a sense of honour as well as a family. I'd compare him to a moderately dumber, more easily provoked Bane who is also a family man.This means this universe isn't a complete "mirror", as Vegas is a mass murdering psychopath who also may or may not be an Officer of the (Syndicate's) Law.
>>2633778But we already fucked Blackfire anon. So things are already fucked. But don't worry man i get you. I would rather not fuck things up with Blackfire.>>2633887I would compare Reno more with Deadshot but Bane works to.
Hello anons still awake in the thread!Decided to pop in and announce that the thread will conclude tomorrow! However, do not expect a massive extension as I will be busy during the day. This will merely be several posts wrapping up this particular episode of the quest!I hope you guys had a good night!
>>2633939It's fine boss. Also can't believe Reno is tapping that. Wonder if Blackfire miss the time were she wasn't a ruler and had more time to spend with her husband. Or did she became a workaholic?
>>2633291God damnit, cease this literal faggotry now, your mind is going down the drain faster then it can be repaired.>>2633310It is best Coffee milf though. Who could say no to her that isn't married already. And she completes him.>>2633316This sounds more in line with expectations.
>>2633530This is best GM>>2633575You die next
>>2634194Nope, too late, Eclipse will forever be the sexually confused orange assed goth trap who craves his kings cyber-dong. He thirsts for the cyber-dong like a dehydrated man in the desert. He dresses up in frilly outfits in an attempt to seduce Reno, he dresses up in slutty outfits in an attempt to seduce Reno. He keeps himself ready and lubed at all times, and the reason he hates posing is because it make the buttplug he keeps in himself at all times shift uncomfortably!You can't stop me from accelerating this faggotry! But the alcohol can, it will force me to pass out eventually. But not before I convert at least ONE other anon to Tamaranean goth trap domination fetishism! Although honestly, blackfire still seems to be best waifu.
>>2634240>Blackfire still best waifuKeep fighting it, you still have some good in you, save yourself before we kill everything in your universe!
>>2634240I suspect you will fail in your stated goal.On the bright side, I am now interested in cyber-dong. So, there's that at least?
>>2634240Nah, I don't see Eclipse being a trap, but maybe his younger "sister" Umbra might fill that roll...
>>2634240What is a goth Tamaranean? Is it a Tamaranean with white skin or light/pale orange skin?
I'm honestly impressed we ended up with blackfire. First of all we avoided boning raven which is rare in a dc quest, then first girl was jinx, who we also avoided, and we also avoided a romance with Cheshire when she was living in our room. Add to that anons didn't try for a harem. Good job anons
>>2634330Blackfire is the true best girl, of course she won out.Raven's a tsundere thot anyways
>>2634303I have passed out and awakened once more! Also a Goth Tamaranean would be a normal orange skinned Tamaranean with black hair... and.. a different.. glow color.... OH GOD RENO! You married the universes first Goth Tamaranean Princess! Grats on that actually.
>>2633147I’m going to laugh if Lex finally returns to this timeline, with the Justice Jerks in tow, only to find that we’ve systematically exterminated every leader of the Crime Syndicate with the help of this offbrand Joker.
>>2634780>and this is the future i come fr- why is everything styled after japanese cartoons?
>>2634330>leaving out best girlSmh
>>2634330Perfect pic btw
>>2634795the coffee milf?
>>2634826No, I said best girl.
So we are going to disguise ourselves as Vegas in order to screw over him and Owlman right? When going after Ultraman.
>>2634833No anon, BEST girl.
>>2633310If that's true, we have to kill him.
>>2634872You aren't that incest fag who wanted the sister are you? Or are you cancer stick fag who wanted lady black?
>>2634956>cancer stick fagIt's not the cigarettes anon, you just don't understand. Rena was a clone, not Reno's real sister :^)
>>2633147“But you don't expect to just go straight for him, right?” Jester questions, concern returning to his face.“I don't want to sound like a coward, but it cost the lives of the entire Justice League for us to even have a chance against him, and I was almost part of that myself. We're running out of time and people, kid.”A: “I might consider it if you tell me more about him. I want to know how he operates, on his own and with the syndicate.”B: “Well, I suppose we could wait for Lex? I will admit I am curious to see what he's like on this Earth.”
>>2635011>A: “I might consider it if you tell me more about him. I want to know how he operates, on his own and with the syndicate.”lets rock
>>2635011>B: “Well, I suppose we could wait for Lex? I will admit I am curious to see what he's like on this Earth.”
>>2635011A: “I might consider it if you tell me more about him. I want to know how he operates, on his own and with the syndicate.”
>>2635011>A: “I might consider it if you tell me more about him. I want to know how he operates, on his own and with the syndicate.”
>>2635011>B: “Well, I suppose we could wait for Lex? I will admit I am curious to see what he's like on this Earth.”...why not both? Surely he could get us up to speed on Ultraman, and then his immediate allies and subordinates, while we're waiting for Lex?I mean, we're not just going to sit and twiddle our thumbs until chrome dome shows up, are we?
>>2635011B: “Well, I suppose we could wait for Lex? I will admit I am curious to see what he's like on this Earth.”
>>2635011>A: "“I might consider it if you tell me more about him. I want to know how he operates, on his own and with the syndicate.”I am only picking this option because I want to see Jester's reaction when we inevitably say that the entire Injustice League and Vegas are a bunch of goddamn amateurs when it comes to planning, mass murder, and running a crime syndicate/Corporation.
>>2635072>"They even blew up some planets. That's a huge waste, I only ever wiped out one race and kept the planet intact.">"You what?!">"Yeah, it sounds bad at first, but they were a race of all male slug men who procreated by raping women of other races. Compared to these clowns (no offense) I'm basically Jesus."
>>2635084>God, even LOBO would be able to rule this planet better. LOBO>*Grabs Jester's face to look him right in the eyes and screams>LOOOOOBBBBOOOOOOOOOO
>>2635093"Well of course Lobo would be better, he's the kindest, most caring soul in the universe."I now want to meet a Ned Flanders/Mr. Rodgers-like Lobo in this universe.
>>2635105But that wouldn't happen, he was the one to destroy the planet, why would he be out if he is still on his homeworld?
We need to find earth 3 Rena. She’s probably very sweet and dead
>>2635105Isn't Earth 3 Lobo under Earth 3 Flash?
>>2635163Technically wrong as she never existed here, this universe's Reno is a literal faggot, and thus refused to procreate for the future adorable daughter awards ceremony, the same ceremony that all the space faring rulers participate in......that bastard.
>>2635179maybe he meant our sister?
>>2635011>AYou shrug.“I might consider it if you tell me more about him. I want to know how he operates, on his own and with the syndicate.” “... Alright, but for the record I want nothing to do with it.” He warns, jabbing a finger at you before accessing the terminal again.“So as you can guess, he's the leader of these crap baskets. Guy crash landed on Earth and got taken in by an organized crime family, at least that what I've theorized.” He begins, pulling up a profile for Ultraman.Under his picture, a descending tree of other costumed villains appears under him. You figure that those are all members of his crew.“These are what the Syndicate call “made men,” each member has their own set of underlings like this.” Jester explains.“Haven't figured it out, but he's somehow taken his Meta Gene or something and given to most of these crooks. That's how we ended getting our asses handed to us; take one down and five more start coming.”Jester takes a mournful look down for a moment before resuming his actions, pulling up an image of a office building overlooking an entire city.“This is Ultraman's cozy little place of illegitimate business. It's got a front as a insurance firm, but I think we both know what's really going on there. If you want a piece of him, then I suggest you head down to Metropolis and knock on the bastard's door.”You're rubbing your chin in thought as Jester turns around, rolling one of his shoulders.“Unless you have another way you wanna do this...”A: “No, I think I'll head over there now.”B: “I think I'll work my way up the food chain before I snuff the boss out. Let's get a closer look at his made men.”C: “How does he fight? Have you had any personal experience dealing with him?”D: “Fighting this creep in a city might be a bad idea. No telling how many civilians could get hurt in the crossfire. I'll need some time to think of a way to lure him further out of Metropolis' limits.”E: [Write in]
>>2635193>Vegas is a mass murdering lunatic, and no sign of Sister Unit in sightI doubt she is going to do anything, if she is even alive/exists in this universe. She may be hold up in a dark hole somewhere streaming her reality to other versions of herself, and waiting for help to come, or she is the one to tell Lex about the multiverse thing.
>>2635207>A: “No, I think I'll head over there now.”>But first I am going to go kill Owlman. He is much more dangerous.
>>2635207C: “How does he fight? Have you had any personal experience dealing with him?”
>>2635164>>2635105I've considered making pic related Earth 3's Lobo for this quest, but I'm still on the fence...
>>2635207>C: “How does he fight? Have you had any personal experience dealing with him?”
>>2635207>B: “I think I'll work my way up the food chain before I snuff the boss out. Let's get a closer look at his made men.”
>>2635221Might as well, we're gonna kill the big bads on this planet anyways.
>>2635207Other:Cant we just dress up as our evil counter part and make ultraman angry at him?Then all we have to do is avoid a fight, follow ulty until he finds vegas, let them beat each other and then mop up. I mean hell, its a good chance itll happen anyway when martian and hawk report back.
>>2635258Well, there's already a bit of confusion due to your arrival, but eventually Owlman would confirm that Vegas is still where he should be.
>>2635258>Not fighting supes at his full potential
>>2635283Fair does.>>2635289But it aint supes. Sure hes got the same genes, but this guys a hack. Our daughter would never like him, which makes him inferior.
>>2635207>A: “No, I think I'll head over there now.”I wanna kill a Superman!
>>2635258>trapfire pulls a volgin and recognizes our bulge as not vegas
>>2635207>C“How does he fight? Have you had any personal experience dealing with him?”Jester shakes his head, searching the the files displayed on the monitor after you ask.“Personally? No. Lex is crazier than me to tackle him on his own for so long. Owlman's no cakewalk either, but at least the guy's still human aside from his mind.”After some time, Jester eventually finds a folder containing several video files and documents with “Ultraman” in the filename.“Here,” Jester begins, stepping away from the computer.“Here's Lex's creepy stalking collection on the guy. Not really scandalous, but there's a lot of observations and notes made about the mob boss in blue tights.”Jester gives you a wink and a grin, crouching to initiate a back-flip to give you some space.“Good luck sifting through all that! In the mean time, I gotta feed Harley and sit down for a moment. Attempted Martyrdom really makes the body sore, haha!”The bells on his colorful outfit jingle as he skips off deeper into the warehouse, the sight making you shake your head.“Alright...” You say to yourself, propping your arms up onto the edge of the terminal's wide control console, taking in the intimidating amount of files.Another mass-murdering copy of you and a tyrannical Superman... Coupled with the deja-vu, you can't help but realize you are about to fulfill your original purpose. It seems that the concerns held by CADMUS were right, just on a different Earth, and if you hadn't shown up maybe they would've lost even with the League's help. The thought of a Superman who isn't afraid to take a life is honestly terrifying, and despite how the Luthor on your Earth and Rena built you up... What if you aren't enough?You take a deep breath and regain focus. You tell yourself to just memorize whatever you can from this wall of info and use it to your fullest.Looking at the picture of the square-jawed Ultraman on display, your eyes narrow with resentment.A: You're gonna kill this evil son of a bitch.B: You can't wait to kick his teeth in. By the time Lex arrives, Ultraman will be a crying mess of blood and urine!C: Just focus on studying the guy. You can't spare any time thinking about what you want to do, but you have plenty to learn what you can do.
>>2635388>C: Just focus on studying the guy. You can't spare any time thinking about what you want to do, but you have plenty to learn what you can do.
>>2635388A: You're gonna kill this evil son of a bitch.C: Just focus on studying the guy. You can't spare any time thinking about what you want to do, but you have plenty to learn what you can do.We should also focus on getting paid. We are not a good or evil guy, but there has to be some benefit to it for us.Like this worlds Luthor making some pretty nice tech for Majin to absorb or something.
>>2635388>CTime to focus Reno. Besides the only one we will get to kill is Vega.
>>2635388>>C: Just focus on studying the guy. You can't spare any time thinking about what you want to do, but you have plenty to learn what you can do.
>>2635395If we defeat the supermane xpy in a public way i believe President Slade will want to talk with us.
>>2635388C: Just focus on studying the guy. You can't spare any time thinking about what you want to do, but you have plenty to learn what you can do.
>>2635388>B: You can't wait to kick his teeth in. By the time Lex arrives, Ultraman will be a crying mess of blood and urine!But if we do it then we have to take him out quick before owlman shows up and prep times us
>>2635388C: Just focus on studying the guy. You can't spare any time thinking about what you want to do, but you have plenty to learn what you can do.Time to see if we're actually built to do our function
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>2635442
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2635442
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>2635442Going for it all
>>2635437i still think it's a mistake leaving Vega as the last target. Ultraman can be dangerous but our evil twin would gladly destroy a entire town as a anwser for attacking one of the Crime Syndicate top seats.
>>2635447You lose everything sir and gets nothing. Good day.>>2635445Reno isn't a plan before a fight guy.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>2635442
>>2635452Well right now we are just studying the big man.Hitting Vega should be considerd if we can ambush him.
>>2635388>CYou read and watch... Read and watch... Read and...God this is so boring. This guy just flies around, shoots lasers and hits stuff. How the hell can anyone fill an entire folder with all these monotonous crap? You can't get over how much Lex Luthor just sucks no matter what Earth he's on. You feel bad that Blackfire has to be in a room with him today, you can't even begin to imagine how hard it is for her to-“...Oh.”You feel your chest get a bit heavy at the realization that you won't be seeing her tonight. Or your daughter.…You hope everyone's alright on the other side and not worrying themselves sick over you...Returning your eyes to the screen, you do your best to keep your mind off your family and concentrate on Ultraman, even if these files are boring you into a coma...[TO BE CONTINUED!]
Thread has finally been concluded! Thank you everyone for being so patient, and I enjoyed reading your orange butt discussion!A couple things I want to announce!:There won't be a thread this Friday because I traded shifts with someone to stay home and watch E3 Monday!Sorry to deliver that news, but we'll be back to normal right after that!Also, I have a question for you anons! I know in the past my multiple perspective shifts got out of hand, but I had the idea to *occasionally* shift to the perspective back to someone on Reno's Earth just so you guys can see how everyone's reacting to his disappearance!Here's some options to perspective shift to!:>Blackfire>Nova, leader of the Thunderforce!>Eclipse, the other guy on the Thunderforce...>Lady BlackPlease let me know what you think, and don't be afraid to be honest! I prioritize your entertainment over my own!
>>2635510>>Nova, leader of the Thunderforce!YES GIVE ME SPACE CAT GINYU
>>2635510>Nova, leader of the Thunderforce!
>>2635514>>2635517>>2635518Oh, you don't have to vote! Just share your opinion on the matter!
>>2635524Oh then yeah I'd be cool with switching with BlackFireAlso is that Kawakami?
>>2635484WHERE'S MY COW!?and what farm animals do tamaraneans have anyway?
>>2635529Yes, it is best girl!
>>2635510>>Nova, leader of the Thunderforce!>>Eclipse, the other guy on the Thunderforce...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u7wrPakiJI>>2635524I am sharing my opinion. And my opinion is MORE THUNDERFORCE.Also, Rena. Assuming she isn't having too much fun with auntie Star to notice that Daddy's gone.
>>2635524Oh i want to see Nova, and Blackfire. They matter the most to me so far.
>>2635510Eclipse, cause that means we might also get some Lain Time
>>2635533Man Mach I already liked you but this just puts you higher
>>2635533That's not a leather-wearing punchgirl...But it's still a pretty good girl.
>>2635538>>2635541>>2635545>>2635529Hah! I should've known everyone wanted more of wifey and Thunderforce!Next thread I'll have a vote for you guys to actually decide on. Thank you for sharing your thoughts!
>>2635510>Nova, leader of the ThunderforceIf it means more time with the rest of the team as well as keeping our daughter's mind of our dissapearance, I'm game.
>>2635574Have you seen EA's conference yet?
>>2635601Yes it was very sad and seeing Kane in a mobile game hurts...
>>2635605At least I'm not the only person who feels this way
I'd honestly prefer any perspective shifts to be in pastebin form and not waste any of the precious little time that we get of this quest. In the first 'session' we've been away from Reno for up to a month in real time, and the Vegas parts where we had to pick how much of a shitbag Vegas was were a pain to go through. If your quest was on more than once a week and had shorter times between posts then it wouldn't be as much of a problem.Tl;dr: Please stick with Reno.
>>2635621Ah, perhaps pastebins would be for the best. I still need to break through my writer's block and finish that Lain one!Thank you anon, I think that's a good middle ground!
>>2635640Lain for SMASH
>>2635510>Blackfire- Would be interesting to see things from her perspective.>Lady Black- Would be interesting if she got screentime these days, so that's cool.>Nova- Might be cool to see what the inside of his head looks like.>Eclipse- I'd be shocked if he wasn't somewhere between Knight errant and jaded priest that still wants to believe in something.Which sounds fun to play as for a while.
So, I hope you guys realize we have to get a souvenir for our daughter before we head back to our Earth.Any ideas?
>>2636192Blue Kryptonite and/or Ultraman's U.
>>2636192Definetly the blue kryptonite.
ya know I have this weird idea that Reno sings lullaby's to Rena and he has a beautiful singing voice but only Rena knows
My favorite version of Ultraman snorted Kryptonite like it was cocaine
>>2637751>Reno is a good singer>has a hauntingly soothing voice that only his daughter knows about>big reveal when reno gets drunk and starts singing>blows everyone's mindsI like it, I now humbly ask QM to make good singer Reno canon
>>2637751>>2638004No that's just stupid.
>>2637751I like it, it's cute
>>2637751Reno is a terrible singer, but he sings Kamen Rider openings as lullabies so it's okay.
>>2641239I like the idea from both getting a kick out of Reno having a talent that a lot of people in quest would never guess because it would just feel super out of character, and because the thought of it reminds me of this scene https://youtu.be/57zFkL9GSZA
>>2641518Oh shit, didn't even notice you posted this too, great minds think alike
>>2637751>>2638004>>2641239>>2641518>>2641573I really like this idea!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2631602/Also thread has been archived!
>>2641810>tfw necause of our choices, we can't have Reno go kick the evil titans ass.This is the sadest timeline.
>>2641825I wouldn't say that...
>>2641825>Implying we're not gonna take everyone in this alternate earth downAnon please, Ultraman and Vegas are just the most interesting two to kill first, we're simply working down the food chain.
>>2641826Oh! Cool! We get to bully the evil Teen titans?
>“Haven't figured it out, but he's somehow taken his Meta Gene or something and given to most of these crooks. Hmmm this could be great. I remember the reach scientist had a research focused on meta-humans. Maybe if we get this tech to her she can figure out how to give nornal humans meta powers and so we can power our human lieutenants and it will also give us more meta-humans to fill the meta-brawl.
>>2643108>Meta-Gene augmentationI know the first guy we should book for the Meta-Brawl (provided he actually agree to take the enhancements)A match between Ted Grant and Reno would be fucking legendary.
>>2646197Didn't he retired from the ring?
Newfag hereHow did we already know about Vegas in the previous two threads?
>>2648759Oh wait I guess I need to read further back into the archive.Still, don’t get why we’d be confused when people called us Vegas
>>2648768Well, we all know about Vegas, because we gotten a couple of different side stories involving him and the rest of the evil opposites universe’s cast in previous threads, but in character Reno would have no idea. At this point, I’m fairly sure that in universe, travelling between different realities is still a theoretical. The Justice Lords don’t even seem to have popped up yet, let alone the Crime Syndicate. Reno would have an idea that alternate universes existed, because of our Sister unit, but we’d have no idea of any of the differences present in them.
>>2648759There was small instences were we played as Vegas>>2648768We players knew about Vegas, but our character Reno didn't.
>tfw no quest this week.
>everyone’s already fucking dead by the time we make it to Earth 3justHex seemed like a cutie
>>2655259Maybe if we had rolled higher we could have come in a earlier time. But we arrived two years to late.