Welcome to the land of Terrarum, where demons and monsters prowl the lands and while wizards and warriors fight them off. A world where things such as skills, classes, and levels are all parts of life here. While some are born as powerful dragons and immortal demons while others are born as enlightened beings such as Humans, elves, dwarves, and all sorts of other things. You however are not so lucky as you were born a slime, a sentient ooze who's intelligence is usually that of a chair.We however are different. Managing to kill one adventurer after another we grew and began to absorb their powers as well causing us to grow even faster. You even made some friends, who were all kidnapped by you, along the way. With your friends you face the world Last we left off we managed to give the slip to a giant black praying mantis thing by using your skill "Split up!" and escaping with your entourage of people you kidnapped. You're currently running straight out of the Infirmi Stercore dungeon and out into the world for the first time in your short life of about a weekStat/Skill/Spell sheet for our Slime: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JRUoXBHMeEOtdZJ6APWp1HvJNSdcMX00NalsYjpnPtM/edit?usp=sharingLast Thread: >>2611585
Invite doesn't seem to want to accept on my phone. I'll join when I get off work.
So we have Billy and Healslut with us, and we're still inside the dungeon. Ok then.
ready for the show
Nice, we are back on business.How are Healslut and Billy reacting to our escape?
>>2628762>>2628803>>2628825>>2628834You're running the fuck away with your skeleton minion and your pet in tow. You've fucked up bad because you think you're down to half of your HP and you felt your Metal Soldier slime stop responding to commands so it's obviously dead and the Mantis will likely turn it's attention to you. A lot of monsters try to slow you down but you and Billy's new body mow them down quickly. You run continually without rest for a few hours straight till you finally reach the outside world for the first time in your entire life.It's brighter than anything you've ever witnessed before, even though it's only night. There are millions of starts in the sky and you're surrounded by forest on all sides. It's a beautiful sight, more beautiful than anything you've ever witnessed. It's the first time you've ever seen grass, trees, stars, the 3 moons in the sky, flowers, the birds in the sky, and so many other things. You can't help but stop and stare for a moment.You're finally outside of that blasted dungeon and alive to bootWhat now?>Check if Billy is out of his temper tantrum so you can ask about the surrounding area>Ask the crying and very scared Healslut about the surrounding area>Wander around until you find something>Write in?
>>2628847>It's brighter than anything you've ever witnessed before,So... We can see things now?>Check if Billy is out of his temper tantrum so you can ask about the surrounding area>Ask the crying and very scared Healslut about the surrounding areaBoth (
>>2628852We can sense that light is around us? uuuuuh fuck I forgot we never bothered making an eye.
>>2628860Maybe our whole body is an eye or some shit. You did say we had 360 vision at one point>Check if Billy is out of his temper tantrum so you can ask about the surrounding area
>>2628868From the skill "Mana Location" which has a distance of 10 meters
>>2628871Oh. Well, who knows then.
>>2628847>Check if everyone is (more or less) OK>Check if Billy is out of his temper tantrum so you can ask about the surrounding area
>>2628871Maybe, light has mana? Who knows?
>>2628852>>2628868>>2628881After you suddenly realize it should be impossible for you to see all of this you just accept it as you seeing the light that's projected off of them and it coming into the view of your "Mana Locator" made it seem like the night sky was a whole lot closer than it actually is.You give each of your friends (Kidnapped people forced to be around you) a quick look over and each of them seems to be uninjured, though Healslut doesn't seem mentally ok. Billy also seems to still be in his head having a temper tantrum. Time to wake him up with some soothing sounds from your "Undead Communion" spell.Roll 1d100+1 to get him out of there
Rolled 54 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>2628933let's do this
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>2628933Come on Billy, wake up
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>2628933Hopefully he's ok now
>>2628951A 56?I hope that that's isn't a very highI difficult test
>>2628951>>2628952>>262895455? Good enough writin
>>2628951>>2628952>>2628954Billy still isn't responding, this won't do at all. It's time to do the one thing any charismatic slime such as yourself should!"BillyBillyBillyBillyBillyBillyBillyBillyBillyBillyBillyBillyBillyBillyBilly" you repeatedly say to him within his mindYou do this for about 15 minutes before he finally gives up and comes out of his temper tantrum"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MONSTER!" he yells at you with and audible scream that frightens Healslut, who's currently back in your gelatinous form."How yah jigglin' buddy?" you ask him in the friendliest tone a slime with a voice like rubber could"..... You're fucking kidding right? 15 minutes of annoyance for THIS!" "Well we were about to get wobbled by a really big bug earlier so I wanted to make sure you were fine""Fucking Gods I was hoping that thing would kill you. Fuck it do you need anything?" He asks, he has long since come to terms with his fate as the pet to his gelatinous masterWhat do you need? Probably information>Where to now?>What is this place?>Write in?
>>2629039>Where to now?>What is this place?
>>2629039>Where to now?
>>2629039>What is this place?>Write in?Points to HealsutDo you know why she is not responding?
>>2629044>>2629046>>2629052>>2629066"What this big wibble zone and what should we be wobblin to do?" You ask billy"Wibble what? Whatever this place is the Silva Forest, home to the Infirmi Stercore dungeon and the town Oppidum Iusto" He tells you "You could probably head towards those towns but it's not like you can enter there, it's full of adventurers."Full of adventurers? Sounds bad but also very tasty, you put that on your mental to do list"One last question, Healslut's pretty quiet unlike you. How do I get her to wobble up?"'I dunno you molested her, killed her friends, have kept her naked inside of you for days, and keep on calling her Healslut without ever asking for her real name. I have no idea whatsoever why won't talk to you" Billy replies sarcastically"So she only blubs clothes?" you ask billy"By the fucking Gods" He says while planting his hand in front of his nonexistent faceNow you know that healslut needs clothes to like you!Now to decide on what to do>Venture into the forest!>Venture into town!>Find healslut clothes!>write in?
>>2629192>Find Healslut clothes>Venture into forestMaybe we can find a stray gaurd or adventurer, IDK
>>2629192>Find healslut clothes!>ask for her name!
>>2629192>Find healslut clothes!>>2629216Ask her real name seems good too
>>2629207Time to find healslut some clothes and ask for her nameRoll 2d100+1
Rolled 59, 33 + 10 = 102 (2d100 + 10)>>2629325The most charismatic blob ever
Rolled 53, 58 + 1 = 112 (2d100 + 1)>>2629325We're charismatic, aren't we? Right?
Rolled 58, 45 = 103 (2d100)>>2629325
>>2629346>>2629353>>2629358Time to do something only the most charismatic slime on earth could do, convince a girl to give him her name! This'll be easy since you have a back up skull. POV SwitchI'm going to be in this thing's possession forever aren't I? I mean if that thing couldn't kill it nothing can, IT HAD BLADES FOR F-ING HANDS AFTER ALL!!! That thing is invincible and there's nothing I can do to escape this cruel fate. Even if I die he'll just turn me into a skeleton abomination like that Thing over thereOh god it's coming over to me and it's doing the skull thing again, please let it be over with quickly this time"Slut.... Name..." it whispered to me, oh god why does it feel so close and why does it keep calling me slut"M-My name? I-it's M-Mary" I answer it, oh god I'm shaking so much"Gooooood M-Mary..... Clothes and other cloths shall come to you soooooon......" It than retracts the skull back into itself and barreled towards the forestGod why did I leave the temple of Lustitiae to go on that adventure?POV back to slimeMost charismatic slime in the world, now to go kill something in exchange for it's clothes!after a few hours you finally find a few adventurers fighting a big brown fluffy thing with two heads that billy called a "Great Ursa"Time to get those clothes!But from who?>The adventurers>The Great Ursa
>>2629532>>The Great Ursa
>>2629532>The Great UrsaWho doesn't want to kill a bear?
>>2629532>The Great Ursafurs make great clothes, right?
>>2629539>>2629569>>2629571You turn your sights on the Ursa, he seems to have a lot of clothes on himbut how to take them?>Billy the Skull I choose you!>It's magical slime time!>HORAHORAHORAHORA!>Write in?
>>2629649>It's magical slime time!>>shadow bind>Billy the Skull I choose you!
>>2629649If we ORAORAORAO it, we would make holes in her clothMagic will burn it too so, i vote for>Shadow bindThen>Billy the Skull I choose you!
>>2629666This makes sense
>>2629661>>2629662>>2629666>>2629675>>2629678Shadow Bind and making billy do the dirty work for youRoll 1d100+5
Rolled 58 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2629704
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2629704
Rolled 77 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2629704
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>2629704
Rolled 85 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2629704lets Go Billy boi
Fuck I need to go do something, I'll be back tomorrow
Waddup boiiiii. Lets kill da bear with awesomness and leave adventurers baffled. They dint know they are dessert
>>2630923Push ouselvs into the bears as or something and eat him from the inside so the bear hide don't Det dameged
>>2630937That looks like a good plan, but we need to make Billy feel more useful.Also, maybe he can finish it off easilly
>>2631110Let's just stick with the current plan
>>2631115We should kill the bear from inside out. Like use split and let the bear eat it then kill it and we could also find stomach acid. We would dress up like pic related
>>2631231You ripped off my plan for the bug from last plan!
>>2631347Yes you should be flattered. It was a good plan
>>2630937I still say we do the original plan. Billy can let ot some of his anger on the bear and possibly level up or something
>>2631656>>2631638>>2631347>>2631110>>2630937>>2629725>>2629721>>2629720>>2629719>>2629706"Umbra Alliges Duplicia!"-100 MP 325 RemainingThe Ursa is chained down by chains that sprung forth from shadows and the 4 adventurers fighting it are so surprised they stop to see what was happening, but all they saw was a heavily armored man practically gliding across the ground"RELENTLESS CHARGE!"Billy dashed forward and accelerated at a rate that was impossible for any ordinary man to do, but with skills this was just the norm. Like a human cannonball, Billy crashed into the Great Ursa with enough force to destroy the chains holding the bear down, sending it flying for a good 5 meters and probably destroying some of the bones inside of it.This was what Billy wanted when he became an adventurer, not some giant rats or smiles, he wanted to fight great beasts and make them fall down before him and his strength. He wanted to get revenge for all of the innocent people terrorized by monsters when they just wanted to live a peaceful life. Billy was currently living the dream and he was positively ecstatic right now."THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU STUPID FUCKING BEAR!" Billy yelled out at it "You can't even beat a slime with strength like that!"Neither could he but that was besides the pointThe bear is getting up and it's time for a follow upHP 521/521MP 325/425>Shoot spells at it from a distance. With or without stealth activated?>Go in and beat the Ursa to death with a club tentacle>Stay hidden, you don't want the adventurers figuring out your position>Write in?
>>2632074>>Beat with clubWe don't really want to burn the fur coat
>>2632074>Go in and beat the Ursa to death with a club tentacle
>>2632074>Write inCheer Billy from the shadows using our great charisma
>>2632128>Write inAnother chain in the Bear, while doing this>>2632128
>Write inAnother chain in the Bear, while doing this>>2632128We have also noticed that Billy was kinda depressed, for some reason.Maybe we can help him with this
>>2632074>chain again>cheer for billy with SUPERIOR CHARISMA
>>2632093>>2632124>>2632128>>2632155>>2632175Cheer billy on with our 3rd lowest statRoll 1d100+1
>>2632175s u p e r i o r c h a r i s m a
Rolled 9 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>2632194Easy as eating cake boii
Rolled 52 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>2632194We need to increase itlet go billy boi
Rolled 61 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>2632194Charisma GO
>>2632198>>2632209>>263221562, will your amazing charisma save you THIS TIME?!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Rolled 74 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>2632194
>>2632236Oh no, too late man, we would love a 75
>>2632236>>2632215>>2632209>>2632198You cast yet another shadow bind on the beast and begin to yell words of encouragement through Undead Communion"BLUB YEAH! Wibble that Ubsa Billy! You wibble the wobble out of it's boings!"Billy screams into your general direction. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU AUTISTIC RETARD I'M DOING SOMETHING THERAPEUTIC RIGHT NOW AND I DON'T NEED YOU INTERRUPTING IT!" He then returns to stabbing the fuck out of the Ursa's head while baffled adventurers look onok rudeAfter regaining some of their wits they decide to leave the insane man to killing the Ursa while they go investigate what the hell that guy was screaming atLikely hood they'll stab the fuck out of a slime with a naked woman in it: 100%Well shit it's time to get creative>Write in?
>>2632340Void explosion in the middle of their party
>>2632340Evaluate the party
>>2632357That's free2 Sword and shield guys in heavy armor1 guy in white who's holding a staff1 bow chick with sharp ears
can we metal mimicry into a shell of armor on her, thus making it seem like she has armor on?
>>2632340>Write inHello tasty adventurers, I am... I am... who am I? What am I? Why was even born. I was a tool created by the dungeon to protect it, but I am different from other slimes. I can grow, I have learnt many things, so much I was severed from the dungeon that fostered me!I wanted to talk to the being that created me, but he turned my brothers against me! And now I flee with my pet and minion, dishoriented and hurt. Even tough I am have sustained such harm, I am looking for clothes for my pet, such a good slime I am.Help me tasty adventurers. Help me or feed me!------------Or just say "help me or feed me!"
>>2632367This, then whisper into her ears what to say so that we can converse with them, if they don't attack immediately
>>2632340Wait, holy shit, they can HEAR BILLY?I thought that he was in our head all along>Start to solidify some void explosionsWhile they fight we can get some of our mana up, we don't need to use the explosion right now
>>2632370it would be something like "hewo blob adebentubers blob blob carismatic blob..."They won't even listen to us
Also, i really need to remember changing the name
>>2632401I know. Isn't it fun!?Hewo tasty blobblenturers wibble wobbbel dungeon i wobble... wobble i? wibble wobel i?
>>2632392Billy started talking ever since he got a body, he's been pretty vocal ever since. You however aren't very talkative since it dries out your voice
>>2632360>Write inWibble Wobble tasty elf, be my pet.
>>2632433Knife Ear Slut
>>2632435We need to stop with the pet thing for now>>2632413So we can ask him to be our spokespersonSince we can, like ,talk in his head
>>2632430GOD DAMN IT! this is what I get for letting women exist>>2632392>>2632379>>2632367>>26323492 void explosions2 become armor on Healslut1 obtain another pet after a telling them our life storyWhat's it going to be guys? We need 1 vote to tip things
>>2632455important question, if we cover Healslut ears, would she hear us normally?
>>2632455Acquire knife ear slut as pet so healslut doesn't get lonely
Void explosion these fools. Frickin' a.
>>2632466Oh oh, we blindfold her, gag her and cover her ears!!??
>>2632466She can hear us easily thanks to her being our minion and our Pack Perk
>Write in it isRelease healslut and let her run towards them, then VE all of them. We're a fucking dungeon slime not Don Quixote. Healslut and everybody else is just a means to an xp point
>>2632474another important question, with this will our voice become softer? I mean, when we use the tube to transmit it becomes very rough
>>2632491What do you think we are? Some kind of monster?Well... you can never know when she'll become usefull, she was a really good lure in the last adventurers party
>>2632493Softer? Yeah and probably less dry but still squeaky as fuck>>2632491Void Explosion+Kill heal slut voteSo I'm guessing 3 Armor idea3 Void Explosion2 New Pet1 Kill heal slut
>>2632514your call slippy
>>2632514I would switch, but I'm adamant on this. We need to be nice to our pets. Plus if she sees that we can be diplomatic, maybe she'll see us as more of a person. Still going with armor idea. Your call
>>2632514I don't really like that armor idea, but to tie up i'm changing my void explosion to it
>>2632522>>2632519>>2632524Got it armor idea it isRoll 2d100 for charisma and to see if you realize that armor on a caster is fucking stupid and that cloth mimicry would be much more convincing and healslut would be able to actually move
Keep pets alive
Or we could pacefully release heal slut and say"goodbye Mary. Let's go billy" And slither into the horizon
Rolled 39, 6 = 45 (2d100)>>2632531I knew something was wrong.Well, too late now
Rolled 68, 25 = 93 (2d100)>>2632531
Rolled 77, 21 + 1 = 99 (2d100 + 1)>>2632531
Rolled 57, 88 = 145 (2d100)>>2632531Oh.Well.Rolling, I guess
>>2632549THAT GREAT, WE NOTICED>>2632542>>2632542Come on Splippy a 77 souds good with our AMAZING CHARISMA
>>2632538>>2632539>>2632542>>2632549Looks like we were too stupid to figure out the problem with heavy metal armor on a fragile caster who specializes in preventing harmWritin
>>2632563with a 88?Holy fucking shitWe are really dumb
>>2632563stupid for stupid, maybe someone will take her for a templar apprentice
>>2632563I mean if she's fragile don't you think she would need armor? Right? Right?
>>2632579Bikini armor maybe, but you couldn't think of that either>>2632572>>2632578it's best of 3, he was too late
how do they know she's a caster? it's not like she has any weapons on her right now.
>>2632578Wait, Maybe we can do this?Didn't we absorved that paladin?>>2632585Dammit
>>2632594>>2632585Maybe we can pass as some kind of Shapeshifting armor? A magical item, or something like this
>>2632594Well SOMEBODY was shooting "Shadow Bind" at the Ursa
>>2632606"We saw a strange man in the shadows, He was right ther... Where did he go?!"
>>2632606Maybe Billy is a warrior mage? We could be his paladin sister or some shit like that.
>>2632647>>2632617We rolled a 20 on intelligence and we're supposed to have the intelligence of a chair, I'm writing this like he's a god damn retard and Healslut is filling in the holes
>>2632654I'm pretty sure we're the one filling in her holes, desu.
>>2632682Jesus we molested her one time
>>2632694We can make it twice
I have to go do something for a few hours so your ever disappearing and reappearing QM shall return laterUse this if you want me to notify y'all when I returnhttps://discord.gg/227Z8JR
>>2632718Damnit you scared him off
Do more stuff op :( thread is being bumped down
>>2636205Well, in the Discord Slippy said this
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>2636268Ded bread
Maybe somethings up in the morning. Night guiz.
>>2639201>>2638922>>2638409>>2638373>>2638145>>2636268Holy fucking shit was I busy, and all my writing progress was lostWritin
>>2639223IT'S BACKNOW I WAN'T THAT ELF GIRL
>>2639223We Want Knife Ear Slut
>>2639240>>2639467You're going to be doing the armor idea and you're going to like it! Though it isn't a one off thing so you might be able to convince her to come along with your "adventuring party" but you'd either need a really good excuse or a high charisma roll>>2632340Blub they're coming toward you! you have to think fast or else you'll have to deal with 4 adventurers while in a weakened state, from using your split up skill. Your stats are working at half efficiency because of this. If you had to fight those adventurers it'd be a very dangerous fight so you decide to try and convince them to leave. This will need a plan, your most cunning plan yet, and you knew exactly what to do!You quickly wrapped around Healsl- wait you mean M-Mary and form full body armor around her. The insides are still gelatinous allowing you to breath, but if you were on anybody else you'd be caught in an instant. Now there's only the matter of convincing He- wait no M-Mary into doing this for you. All you need to say is that "You must deceive them or else I'll get hurt"This'll be Wibble wobble Squibble Squabble, even if your voice does get a bit dryPOV SWITCHMore adventurers are coming this way, probably going to die at this monster's hands. Maybe I should offer them a short prayer to Yvo and Muerte should they die? Oh Yvo, Goddess of Justice and law, please forgi- OH SWEET YVOThe slime is wrapping around me and is turning into a suit of armor for some reason, complete with a helmet. Gods what's it planning to do? I can hear it speaking to me in the back of my head"Deceive... or... Hurt" it whispered to meWill I be hurt or the adventurers? Will it be both?"Look over there, somebody's laying on the floor!" the distant voice of a man saidI'm not sure but maybe I can steer them away from a fate like this, something as horrible as this."Hello" I say to them "What brings you here?""We were hunting that Ursa for it's bounty but your friend there seems to have solved it" said the man, who wore heavy armor and carried a very large shield. "What brings you out here, are you hunting that bear as well?""Also if I may ask" asked the cheery elf ranger "Why are you wearing armor if you can't handle the weight?"Now playing as Healslut/M-MaryWrite in what to sayThings that come to healslut/M-Mary's mind: Cursed armor may work and saying yes to hunting it is an easy excuse, but they may not like splitting the bounty 6 ways.FINALLY THIS ONE IS DONE
>>2639804Also a better excuse has a better DC, though this conversation may go on for a while so prepare to make a lot of roles and a lot of lies
>>2639804"My clothing was... destroyed by an slime creatures so that my companion over there could only provide me one of his spare of armor." "So the reason we hunted it is so because I need it pelt for clothing."
>>2639859Hmm not so bad i would say, but still lacking something>>2639804"Waa- Eeh...A Slime attacked our party, and before we could deal with if, it destroyed part of my robe.Only the teo of of could escape it tho, That Slime was... Oddly strong, We were resting out of the dungeon until we regain our mana, but, when we came back there none of our old party members were there.For some reason only Anon's armor seemed to survive(some random name) and, i needed to cover myself with something, so i picked it up.I wasn't the smartest idead, but is better than beeing naked..."Or... Something like this
>>2639888No need to really say Slime tho, but it could dbe some kind of "revenge" coming from healslut.trying to reveal us
>>2639888That could work out too.
>>2639895>>2639903Ok I'll call it in 15 minutes
>>2639859>>2639888Half truth Half lie
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>2640035Can we still call the elf a knife ear slut as the suit of armor Rolling for possible
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>2639888Slippy is back, niceSo we're going with this one? Alright, lets do it
>>2640147>>2640152>>2639903>>2639895Actually wait fuck, I forgot to ask for a rollroll 1d100 for whether they believe you or not
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>2640169
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>2640169Whisper knife ear slut
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>2640169
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>2640169Yeah, i was awaiting this haha.Mary don't have any Charisma with her? come on!
>>2640210Well I mean there's a penalty since nobody has ever heard of a pervert slime who steals clothing
>>2640215It is a bishoujo girl knight, nobody will in fact LISTEN to her
>>2640192>>2640193>>2640204>>264021091, a pervert slime MUST EXIST!!! right?>>2640230Well they can't see her face, full body armor
>>2640267Not really a pervert Slime tho, but some kind of acid attack? That she tried to escape, But still hit her clothes... Or something like that?
>>2640450A bit of torn clothes is common for adventurers, especially casters. Also acid slimes are pretty rare and would burn your flesh off, not your clothes>>2639804"a slime took my clothing" I said to them, it was the truth and I can't lie, doing so would break my oath"A slime took your clothes? that sounds pretty far fetched" Said the man with the great shield"Believe me it is, the thing was absurdly powerful too and I don't know how I made it out alive" Still technically true"But why the armor? You can't even move in it" chimed in the elf girl."I got it from my party member, it's the only thing to wear right now " while it is my party member and while I despise calling it that I would rather get out of here alive"Why hunt the Ursa if you're in a weakened and vulnerable state though?"Frick why did we go after this thing? It mentioned "clothes and other cloths" and it doesn't break an oath to assume"Well I guess it's to get it's pelt to cover me up""Well we can part with the corpse, our job is to make sure it's dead and with that we can go on our way"Frick yeah this was all avoided without needing to break my oath! while doing it wouldn't immediately label me a taboo holder I'd still take a FTH penaltyPOV RETURNING TO DEFAULTWibble Wobble Squibble Squabble!But do I want more info?Write in if you have any questions/requests for the adventurers like nearby guilds or a guide to town. I so I'll be back tomorrow
>>2640749>I got it from my party member>it was the truth and I can't lie, doing so would break my oathWasn't that a lie tho?Oooww, She imagines us as part of her partyThat's sweetAlso, asking about the guild/town seems good How much time passed since her entered the dungeon or something like this could be good too
>>2640749Nooooo knife ear slut is getting away
>>2640830We can still try some spell/ imaple then when they turn their backs But 2 Kidnaped girls seems a little too much e.e
>>2640870Yeap. Just surprise them and wait for skelly to back us up.
So, where exactly is our slime core right now?Is it still a 'no' to the whole taking healslut hostage with our core inside her idea?Also supporting >>2640830 #We should try to take out the rest of the party when they turn their backs and acquire knife ear slut
>>2641259We are a full plate armor, may as well be in between her breasts
>>2640815You can hate your party members and want to kill them, just saying>>2641259>>2641285Slime core is probably somewhere in the helmet behind her head, so that they can't really see you at first glance and you can talk to Healslut/M-Mary unnoticed
Females existing was a mistake
Current Party:>a heap of gelatin>a spooky plate>a spoon ear>possibly a knife earWe should get the knife ear and get someone with a forked tongue or something to complete the party.We will call our unwilling party the Breakfast Table Club.
>>2641417I really should've made the entire universe a sausage fest. This is my fault for adding in an elf girl on a whim
Well well well, guess who is impaling the party from behing and leaving the knife ear slut alive.>Activate stealth to cast dark bolt silently, triggering mystic assasin and -ideally- blowing the head of one of the sword and shield guys in heavy armor.
>>2642155We should try to multicasting something laterIf you guys really want the elf girl we should do a normal attack and wrap ourselfs around her first.THEN do what we should doThe chances of her allies hesitating to attack her are way bigger than hesitating on attack us
>>2642178yeah... we could even wrap around the knife ear slut and cast horrific screech...Oh... we could "walk" the healslut close to the knife ear slut and then GLOMP both of 'em are inside us and the adventurers can't do a thing!! what's better, we only show the girls' faces for an extra doze of grimdark.
>>2642190Holly Shit horrific screech, I had forgotten that...We can solidify that, and cast another speel.I don't think that horrific screech does a much damage, But it should be used to deconcentrate the other party.If we do it with a Void explosion or even a Dark Bolt i guess that we are ok
>>26422051. Enter stealth2. Solidify 3 screeches3. Gag the healslut and force her walk to knife ear slut4. Reveal true form and glomp the elf.5. Now we have two hostages6.-¿¿¿???7. Profit
>>2642452Seem's like a plan to me
>>2642452Yes sounds good
>>2642680>>2642576>>2642472>>2642452>>2642190Women were a mistakeComplicated as fuck roll and I don't want to just give you guys another helpless woman to carry around in you for some fetish fueled reason. This will also have a heavy debuff on your relationship with Healslut/M-Mary and BillyRoll 5d1001 for catching knife ear slut and the other 4 for who gets effected by 3 screeches at once
Rolled 72, 53, 71, 35, 5 = 236 (5d100)>>2642727Come on, 2 100 easy
Rolled 46, 46, 19, 14, 33 = 158 (5d100)>>2642727
>>2642727>his will also have a heavy debuff on your relationship with Healslut/M-Mary and Billy"I thought you guys wanted another companion. M-Mary told me that we are on a party, and that made me really happy"
Rolled 61, 91, 99, 10, 78 = 339 (5d100)>>2642727Can we do it lads?
>>2642850That 99 oh boy nice
Rolled 14, 72, 42, 32, 83 = 243 (5d100)>>2642727Plz i need knife ear slut
>>2642850Awesome roll boiiiis.I said that complicated step if events almost jokingly... well at least is easy to write in a sucesion
Found this today. God I love this.
>>2643741Support us in our quest to adquire petsluts!
>>2643741I try to be the rational side, but going at their ideas, pls help meI should be RIGHT
>>2644407>>2642805"Rational"I don't even need to roll to see if anybody believes that BS excuse, also we are a week old and a monster, something that doesn't understand things like compliments.>>2643766All hope is lost in keeping a semblance of reason in this quest, it's just pokemon but with innocent girls being kidnapped at this point>>2643741I'm happy that you like it! Lets hope it doesn't devolve into slut catching>>2642736>>2642791>>2642850Good enough roles for most things I suppose, writing
>>2644483Slute'mon Go! I chose you healslut!
>>2644483Please don't lose your motivation for this quest, you can always just kill off healslut and knife ear slit to get rid of degenerates if you need. As fun as holding traumatized and molested adventures is, I wouldnt have a problem losing them, and I'd hate to see another quest ruined by degenerates and a QM disheartened.
>>2644636While I am a bit disheartened I have nothing against kidnapping a person or two, they just need a usage. We saw Healslut/M-Mary heal herself but only saw Knife Ears do Jackshit. We need an actual reason to kidnap people>>2640749Deciding that you've had enough of this chatting and you decide to tail the group for a while preparing some Horrific screeches in preparation of the upcoming assault.-150 MP62 MP leftWhile the ranger might have had her suspicions she failed to follow up on them as she is engulfed by you. as this happens you throw down your 3 horrific screeches and the party experiences much more fear than they ever thought they could experienceRanger is too afraid to react!Priest is too afraid to stick around, decides to run!Shield and sword guy resists spell!Sword and Shield guy is frightened and lowers guard!It's time to fight!HP 260/521MP 62/425Condition: Weakened from "Split Up!" and requires bodymassWhat will you do?
>>2644707>call Billy back"What if he's not done with Ursa yet?"Well.. that's even betterAlso, did Healslut or Knife Ear passed out? Or they were unnafected by it?
>>2644707Slam the shit out of the warrior using the elf as a club
>>2644712Lets just say healslut is always too afraid to do anything and the ranger is knife ear
>>2644713I support this, while also using mary's body as a deterrent to their attacks. We have hostages lets use them.
>>2644716>>2644707Dark bolt in the sword boi with lowered guard. Can we strengthen our grasp of knife and heal? I do not want them running off
>>2644793We could use metal or cloth to restrain them, but we are low on magic
>>2644793>>2644812She's frozen in fear right now so there isn't much need to focus on restraints
>>2644712Ok billy refuses to help kill humans, so he basically just becomes an idiot with a sword who doesn't know how to use martial arts. He becomes more of a bone shield if anything>>2644793>>2644787>>26447131 Call billy back2 Slam the shit out of people with a club1 dark boltClubbing the warrior with the elf it isalso which one? The Sword and Shield one or the Shield and Sword one? Very important
>>2644882SWord and shield guy is more of a threat so I vote for him.
2644882Sword and shield guy since he lowered his guard.
>>2644882>>2644895>>2644896Last time we went for the tank first, i think that or the Healer would be a great choice
>>2644895>>2644896>>2645003ok so hit the motherfucker with another motherfuckerroll 2d100
Rolled 27, 83 = 110 (2d100)>>2645177let's see how this goes
Rolled 18, 19 = 37 (2d20)>>2645177Well, maybe we can do it?
Rolled 43, 34 = 77 (2d100)>>2645189Oh fuck worng dice... THEY WERE SUCH GOOD ONES THO Right dice roll this time
Rolled 36, 85 = 121 (2d100)Hopefully our living weapon dies in the process.
>>2645181>>2645198>>2645204Fuck I hate to break it to yah but the first dice roll was to see how injured she gets and the highest is a 43 so no probably not deadThough the guy you're attacking sure is hurtWritin
>>2645214Holy shit we are actually using the elf as a club. Brilliant.
Finally caught up, and we seem to be on a path of dustruction. While I would like to see the us be more chaotic good in the future, this is good too
>>2647731I'd like to be a chaotic neutral. I'd still want to be killing people but I'd like there to be some consistency, first it was "Make Healslut/M-Mary happy" and now it's "Kill the people we saved from the bear and use somebody as a fucking club!!!">>2644707You decide that Sword and Shield guy should die first, considering that he has already lowered his guard. You grab the elf you just captured and decide to bash the S&S guy with her. The girl holds together quite well, surprisingly, and delivers a pretty great blow to his unarmored head.He seems to be in a daze but you have no time to follow up your attack because the other guy, the Shield and Sword guy, is trying to go in for an attack. Dodging will be difficult and you barely have any MP left to block the attack with Metal Mimicry, add onto that you can't regenerate anymore HP besides half of your Maximum, due to using split up and not trying to regain any body mass, so you're low on that too.Decisions DecisionsHP 261/521MP 63/425>Fuck it, use Metal Mimicry to block the attack>Attempt to dodge anyways (DC 80)>Attack while he's attacking you! How though?>USE KNIFE EAR SLUT AS A SHIELD!>Write in?
>>2648653Use Knife Ear Slut as a shield, then metal mimicry a spike when there's an opening
>>2648653>USE KNIFE EAR SLUT AS A SHIELD!
>>2648669>>2648674Holy shit, what's wrong with everybody here...I don't even know what to do... But i guess that we'll die if i don't help>Attack while he's attacking you! How though?Suffocate him, using metal mimmicry if needed
>>2648701How? That's just jumping onto them which would require dodging first and would have a high DC. Be a bit more creative with it
>>2648701Tactically speaking, using Ear Slut as a shield is probably the best betAlso, how do you roll on here
>>2648712Usually D100s+ our ability to do something like that against the person we're going against. Usually Mastery skills or our actual stats play into it
>>2648712dice+1d100in the Options to roll a 100 sided diceWe shouldn't have attacked them like this, we are too weak
>>2648732>>2648734Thanks for the help. We definitely shouldn't have attacked
I still vote for human shield, then spiking the fuck out of the dude if there's an opening
>>2648745Elf* Shield, come on manWell, i hope that this works
>>2648755Knife Ear* Shield
>>2648761>>2648755>>2648674>>2648701Knife Ear Slut shield seems to winTime to roll1d100 if you want to just shield2d100+6 if you want to also go on the offensive with the spike
Rolled 15, 87 + 6 = 108 (2d100 + 6)>>2648767
>>2648767i hope that this works
>>2648767also best of 3, forgot to mention that
Rolled 19, 67 + 6 = 92 (2d100 + 6)>>2648778lul, the dice didn't roll okRolling now
Rolled 48, 92 + 6 = 146 (2d100 + 6)In case you can go twice. If not, ignore this lmao
>>2648787Actually please don't ignore this since it's the best so far
>>2648771>>2648779>>264878748 and 92Good rolls, might not be good enough thoughWritin
Rolled 20, 68 = 88 (2d100)STABBY TIME
Sorry if any of yah are missing the thread, I'll get back to it in a day or 2 I've just been dealing with a suicidal and depressed friend recently
>>2648653Ok y'all I handled my personal life and it's time to get writing againYou raise up Knife Ear Slut before Shield and Sword guy can attack, successfully blocking the attack and severing her arm in the process. Sword and Shield guy is stunned by this development and you take the opportunity to stab him in the face with a Metal Mimicry Spear. -30 MP35 remainingYou'd normally think that it'd go clean through his head but the best you could do was deal some damage to his skull. Your weakened state is becoming all the more apparent as you're fighting 2 warriors who specialized in tanking hitsWith him momentarily stunned you notice that Sword and Shield guy is getting back up. You can't focus on both of them and there's no telling when the man in white will come back for his allies after the effect of Horrific Screech wears off. With only a spear made from metal mimicry you don't have many other options besides running away or fighting till the bitter end.What to do?HP 261/521MP 35/425Both capped at half maximum due to weakened state>Keep on fighting! They'll crumble before you soon>Run away! Back to the bear, if you eat him you'll regain your strength>Write in?
>>2657719let's mess with them a little, ask them to stop fighting so that healslut can fix their friends arm?
>>2657725Just so yah know that will require high charisma
>>2657719>Keep on fighting! They'll crumble before you soon
>>2657719>Why does someone always shows up and try to fight with me? I just want a little peace...I attacked before you guys just to try to come bacl aliveIf they don't belive in us... I guess we should runI don't think we could fight this full party now...[Spoiler] they at least look injuried? [\Spoiler]
>>2657719>keep on fightingHope everything went well sloppy.
>>2657725>>2657741>>2657843>>2657849Ok so we have 2 for fighting and 2 for "Convince them to think we're innocent when we attacked them first"Anybody want to switch over or should we wait for another person to vote?
>>2657858of course, when you put it like this...i'm sure we can make this pass as an accident... somehow
>>2657858You could roll for it?
>>2657858I'm pretty sure we don't have much of a choice, I doubt we can convince them we're innocent. We should eat the Bear. We're too weak
But if none of you want to go for that option, then I'll be the tie breaker and say fight because he's stunned
>>2657858Wait, would we be able to eat Knife Ear before they attacked?
>>2657858>>2657719The way of the shaft compells us to fight 'till the bitter end! FinOish of the stunned guy and lets fight the other one mano a mano. We are weakned but we still have great strenght.
>>2657912And after we kill the one, we can open up with a firebolt. Against the other
>>2657925>>2657904>>2657869Fight till the bitter end I guessRoll 6d100 best of 3
Rolled 61, 75, 32, 78, 35, 54 = 335 (6d100)>>2657934
Rolled 24, 97, 75, 43, 91, 85 = 415 (6d100)>>2657934Behold, for a new god is born!
Rolled 63, 61, 84, 94, 43, 36 = 381 (6d100)>>2657934
>>2657939>>2658070>>265807963, 97, 84, 94, 91, 85Good roles, still might cost yahWriting
>>2658233Rip thread, what happened?
>>2662672Not dead, just fucking busy
>>2657719You refuse to back down from this fight, despite your weakened state. You know that if you quit now that they'll come back for their team mate, so you decide to fight till the bitter end.You have suffered a moderate slash! -40 HPIt seemed like they'd fall to your spear after a while, but the Man in White returns and they're soon invigorated. Though this sets you back your Dark Bolt easily takes down the Priest before he could do much more than heal them up a bitYou've taken a deep slash! -80The momentary distractions costs you a bit of HP but you continue to fightYou've taken a moderate slash! -40 HPThe fight rages on and on, trading blows for blows and cuts for cuts. Firing off spells whenever you canYou've suffered a moderate slash! -50 HPSoon one falls, and you surprise yourself by how you're able to still be handling them all at this pointYou've suffered a moderate slash! -50 HPAfter what seems like an eternity, but was actually one minute, you are down to your last foe. he's on death's door and so are you. He's heavily breathing while you're heavily wobbling. Both you, Knife Ear Slut, and the S&S guy are low on HP. You can see fear in his eye yet he's ready to strike at any momentIt's time to make a choiceHP 60/521MP 12/425>Risk continuing the fight, how will you end it?>Run away, regroup for now.>Write in?FUCK ME FOR GIVING Y'ALL SUCH AN UNSPECIFIC OPTION AND HAVING SO MUCH SHIT TO DO
>>2663406>Both you, Knife Ear Slut, and the S&S guy are low on HP.Knife Ear Slut is still alive so keep fighting, but defensively, using KES mostly as a shield.
>>2663406>Risk continuing the fight, how will you end it?
>>2663523Specify how, the vagueness of the last option gave us this long ass wait for a post
>>2663406>throw KES at S&Sthe ears will probably help with aerodynamics
>>2663406>Risk continuing the fight, how will you end it?We are alredy here aren't we?>>2663570Well... Its now or neverDo this>>2663633Then activate Stealth, then do a backstab on him with a spear.Ask for M-Mary to heal us after everythingIf KES theis to attack us, just use intimidation, should be enouth
>>2663728He sees us, he is focusing on us. M-Mary hates us, and KES is currently too disoriented from loosing a hand
>>2663406Ram into this fuck using our hostages as a flesh shield and pin him down using both of their bodies. Dissolve his weapon and then force our slime down his fucking throat to put an end to this.
>>2663930We aren't corrosive, and absorption requires 50 MP
>>2663728>>Risk continuing the fight, how will you end it?Backing
>>2663975ok, BUT HOW! That method is virtually impossible since stealth only muffles sound, not sight. It'd need an incredibly high role for that>>2663433>>2663523>>2663633>>2663728>>2663930>>26639752 Stealth sneak attack while in plain sight2 Use KES as a living shield and attack1 throw KES1 unspecific voteSeems the top 2 are tied, vote for a tie breaker
>>2663939I know, primarily the idea is using two full grown women to pin him while we suffocate him. That's alot of weight that I doubt one weary man can just push off.
>>2664013I, part of the core decide that we throw the Knife Ear Slut into the fool and then stab this pesky user, finishing him propperly with our spear.So, one roll to throw and another to impale? Two roles to throw; one for the elf and one for the spear?And guys, this is when Bone Gatling Gun would be great since we have a large reservoir of bones.
>>2664013The ideia was to make him lose his concentration then attack him, but >>2664515seems easieri'll go with it, isn't much diferrent from my last on so...
>>2664575>>2664515>>2664077>>2663975>>2663930>>2663728>>2663633>>2663523>>2663433Personally, since it's still tied and I like the bone Gatling idea we'll just go with that.Roll 1d100 for this
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>2664857
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>2664857
>>2664863>>2664905>>2664919Nice, this time I'll actually get straight to writing
>>2664939You should probably make a new thread since were on page 10.
>>2664976Shit really? Ok than, I'll do that after I wrap this thread up>>2663406You decide that this would be the perfect time to test out for skill, Bone Gatling. You open up your storage and drop as many bones that your 12 MP will allow into yourself, which isn't much really. You ready your aim and blast your enemy with your Bone Gatling skill.It doesn't do muchWhile you do get a few hits it doesn't do all the much damage and he blocks most with the remnants of his shield. He throws his sword at you and while you dodge it he has already made his escape. You're out of mana and too injured to follow him, so you decide to drag the left over corpses back to billy and feast somewhere safer.End of current threadEnd of this thread that took way to long to complete and has much too little content, my bad. I'll link y'all later and I'll be more active this time