Last Time on Worm Quest: Bakuda blew up the PRT building and Boardwalk, Armsmaster second triggered and you managed to recapture Lung.What is this: A Wormverse version of the Joker. With Tinker and Mover Powers. The universe is based on a Web serial about superheroes full of grimdark and sadness. The main character is essentially a person who is capable of experiencing fun and not immediately being punished by the universe, mostly due to incredible dice rolls. We had eight crit successes in the first thread alone.How does it work?: D20's mostly, I keep a list of modifiers and stats on my computer. You have three actions a day and can do things.Description of main character so those who are new don't immediately assume we're going full edge: He may be a bit evil and demented, he may kill a few villains, and he may be a general immature ass but at his heart, behind the white skin and teeth, he is still Barnaby Campbell, a kid who loves his mom and little brother and wanted to be a hero. [quote from thread]We have a Discord, it's for containing shitposting. and telling people when I'm running. https://discord.gg/gERNbVArchive Linkhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Worm:%20One%20Bad%20Day
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2569415lets see how this thread goes
>>2569415Oh thank god. I was getting worried that, there wouldn't be a thread today
>>2569427Posting the pastebin with the ideas for gadgets.https://pastebin.com/BQNmJ6F2
The night is quiet after the events of the day, but you sleep fitfully regardless. The city isn't safe for anyone now, neither citizens or capes. Your exhaustion clearly shows in the morning, and Piper remarks several times that you look unwell. You don't have time to waste however, one of the gangs has just shattered the law enforcement in your city and you need to find them.Or profit off the chaos, one of the two.Barnaby/ManicStatus:Not OK[Need] 0/20[Gene Fragmentation]10/60Karma:5Money: 5,100 Dollars [-300 daily]Current power Understanding: Mutating body and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancementTrickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.[Trickster's Cane]This is a metal cane with an outer shell made of the same metal as your cards but smooth instead of sharp(obviously) it doesn't cut through things in the same way. Instead it softens whatever it hits and deforms it.The cane also contains a directional electromagnet that allows you to recall your cards after they've been thrown, or technically anything magnetic enough for the beam to affect.Do some TinkeringTime to play with ChemicalsExplore the CityGo perform Heroic actsGo Do some VillainyFood thoOpen Research ScreenNew OutfitArmsmaster gave you his number, maybe you should speak to him.You should find whoever blew up like a quarter of the city.>write in.Grue:Darkness generator and manipulator, knows Kung Fu.Tattletale:Sherlock Holmes on crack.Bitch:Has dogs that she can enlarge and turn into car sized hellbeasts.Regent:Can cause people's muscles to spasm incredibly hard, Can do "other things" but refuses. Psychopath.Piper: Unpowered vigilante with an awesome costume. kinda fangirly.Ken: Can create and control paintings, they can move and create noise.Rebecca: Can disintegrate non living materials.
>>2569439Honestly may need a pastebins for:Existing GearPossible researchCharactersGoalsThe time of lists is upon us
>>2569452>Armsmaster gave you his number, maybe you should speak to him.lets work with armsy to figure that out
>>2569452>Armsmaster gave you his number, maybe you should speak to him.Uh, wouldn't he be tracking the call? Voting for>Do some TinkeringI say we make some of those rattling teeth traps or something.
>>2569452May wanna boost that Money if we're doing maintenance costs. We gave everyone a cut of the last heistOr separate personal from slush fund. I dunno I'm just throwing shit at a wall.>make contact with Armsmaster from a distant payphone. Also we need to delegate some of the investigation work. Put tattle in charge of that, let her allocate what resources she needs so she doesn't put all the work on her own back.
>>2569452Armsmaster gave you his number, maybe you should speak to him.And while on the phone>Play with chemicals
>>2569452>You should find whoever blew up like a quarter of the city.We need to find them, but only that for now.I wanna get some tinkering done before our next encounter.
>>2569452Delegate Tatty to:>You should find whoever blew up like a quarter of the city.Then while she does that we get in our shop and get to:>Do some Tinkering
>>2569461What are payphones?
>>2569452Isn’t Regent a sociopath?
>>2569469Do those still exist in the Year of Our Lord 2016?
>>2569470right yes, i keep forgetting to edit that in my notepad.
>>2569466I support delegating that to TT but think we should call arms and try and coordinate investigation
>>2569453>Existing GearIf you get the trouble to read the QM always posts a small list of our curre t gear.>Possible researchWe only see that when we open the research option.>CharactersThe QM always lets a small comment of what the important characters do and if you have doubt just check the worm wiki.>GoalsGet money, fight the gangs and have the last laugh.
>>2569452>You should find whoever blew up like a quarter of the city.Also what exactly are our brothers powers?
>>2569452>Armsmaster gave you his number, maybe you should speak to him.Get the rest to look into our Brockton Bomber
>>2569474They exist in the quest yes.
>>2569484He's a Tinker who does guns.
>>2569474We used it to call Coil. We can also buy burner phones as was discussed earlier and in Parahuman Quest.
>>2569452>Armsmaster gave you his number, maybe you should speak to him.
>>2569435>No elephant for scaleHuhn. I'm genuinely disappointed.>You should find whoever blew up like a quarter of the city.
>>2569496>ThinkeringHe's a Thinker and a Tinker?
>>2569498We could just build a burned phone to. Just replace the inside of the phone we used to call Coil.
>>2569505No i just fucked up with phone posting
Call armsy with a side of "HEY TATS. GET ON THE CASE"writing.
>>2569507... that kinda tech may be out of our general purview.It's probably easier to BUY a burner phone via delegating a ganger to buy one for us.
>>2569515True. Besides it would be easier to buy then build something like that.
Assuming we don't spend money or increase expenses, we have enough dosh to last 17 days.
>>2569542Then we go and do the gallery job!
>>2569544That or we ransack all the ABB operations we can find.
Yo my dudes, you know what we COULD do? We could parody that faggot Gambino's This is America, while massacring E88 and ABB thugs. Like a rap music video editing footage of shootings and car bombings with our Manic Laughter™, bringing a message to youths to fight back and join us.This is Mania?This is Brocton Bay?I think there's some serious potential for royalties and recruitment here, what do you guys think?
>>2569574Well...we still have the cooked books info...
>>2569597For the E88 not the ABB
You should probably get back to Armsmaster as quickly as possible, but luckily your gang happens to include a rather powerful thinker in the form of Tattletale. So you delegate the task of discovering the unknown bomber to your gang members before heading out to use one of the many payphones scattered around your industrial district.Tattletale gives you a smug smile and salute as you head out to make your call."Hey Armsy! Normally you wouldn't be my type but hey, it'd be rude not to call back after a night like that. What's up buddy?""Manic, I want to talk about the bomber who took out the PRT. I know you have a thinker." He pauses for a moment, then sighs before continuing. "I'm no longer the leader of the Protectorate for Brockton, so technically I don't have the authority to do this but the others would never agree. Especially not Dauntless. I want to work with you, just until we get this situation over and done with. I'll be patrolling the borders of the gangs' territory. When your thinker finds whoever did this I want in, send me a message on this number."He pauses for a few seconds longer before continuing almost sheepishly."Oh right, if you want my help that is."Yeah sure dude. it's bring your own gas mask though.Nah, You stay in the boardwalk.Write in
>>2569606>Yeah sure dude. it's bring your own gas mask though
>>2569606if your willing to risk your rep to hang with meit could be a right laugh
>>2569606>Yeah sure dude. it's bring your own gas mask day though.
>>2569606>Nah, You stay in the boardwalk.THIS IS OUR FUN AND OUR FUN ALONEI'm serious about the recruitment drive too my dudes, we only have like what, 19 people including us? We need money and manpower.
Yeah sure dude. it's bring your own gas mask though.
>>2569606Laugh. Just laugh for the longest time. When we stop and he tries to talk laugh again. Then eventually say maybe.
>>2569606>Yeah sure dude. it's bring your own gas mask though..... Colin, are you showing character development before the S9 show up?I'M SO FUGGIN PROUD
>>2569606>Yeah sure dude. it's bring your own gas mask though.
>>2569621Also say we want his arm.
>>2569606>Yeah sure dude. it's bring your own gas mask though.he was our role model and having him reformed like this would be absolutely amazing. He's practically forgiven us entirely for lopping off his arm
>>2569606>Yeah sure dude. it's bring your own gas mask though.Thus we work to get our hooks into the local protectorate and perhaps get our greasy mitts on another tinker. And promise him ice-cream if he can get help from some of the other PRT heroes.
>>2569606>Yeah sure dude. it's bring your own gas mask though.We'll call Armsy again once we know who and where the bomber is and talk details then.If he wants to keep his rep intact we can't just rush the bomber at the same time.
How’s he kno we have a thinker?
>>2569616Actually, backing this.
>>2569633>>2569630>>2569622>bring your own gas maskIf he's willing to put his reputation on the line for us, I'm willing to attempt nonlethality at least as far as the teamup goes. We'll have to coordinate before any action though. Don't want us stepping on each others shoes. Maybe apologise for removing his arm... Maybe. We still want more arms. Make an armsmaster arm tribute in the future.
>>2569643Probably cause he knew the Undersiders had one and has seen us with their members a couple of times. Least ways, I'm pretty sure they knew what to categorise Tatts as
>>2569643we've been running in public with the crew of the undersiders. even if we havent been spotted with tat, its still pretty obvious shes with us
tallying up the votes. gimme a sec.
>>2569616>>2569648+1>>2569628>>2569648>Maybe apologise for removing his arm... Maybe. We still want more arms. Make an armsmaster arm tribute in the future.We should strive for all of his arms, including his Useless Over-designed piece of crap Halberd.
If you're gonna risk your neck then sure.I'll call you when I have infowriting.
>>2569664>>2569667>when anons think your write is in goodeverything is going according to the plan
>>2569669>Bionicle>remember about that quest on pc in 2000's Goddamn I am old
>>2569669Don't get cocky kid. On a unrelated note what can we yse to screw up with missiles and bombs? Something to fuck up the signal to detonate a bomb? Wouldn't work with a grenade but that is something.
>>2569671We all are. Still, those were some good times while they lasted. I think I actually had hope back then.
>>2569753The voting is over dude.
>>2569759that's what i get for phoneposting, oh well
That's not quite what you expected, he's usually a bit more reluctant to get his hand dirty than that. "Huh, okay yeah. It's your reputation man, just remember to bring a gas mask. I'll give you a call when I have something."You hang up the phone after his grunt of acknowledgement and stand for a second or so, processing the situation. Most of you is somewhat uncomfortable working with the Protectorate, especially one you so recently chewed out on live television. There's still a tiny voice in the back of your head that's excited though, damn traitor.You find your way back to the Hideout a while later. When you enter the main room you find Tattletale and half your gang sat around am array of whiteboards and laptops, furiously googling, watching news reports and occasionally shouting what you assume is relevant information to Tats, who is sat in the middle of the floor and tapping on her laptop furiously. It's actually kind of funny.She looks up as you enter, face twisted in a manic grin."Hey boss, nothing yet, but we're getting close."Barnaby/ManicStatus:Not OK[Need] 7/20[Gene Fragmentation]10/60Karma:5Money: 5,100 Dollars [-300 Daily]Current power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.option list at hideoutDo some TinkeringTime to play with ChemicalsExplore the CityGo perform Heroic actsGo Do some VillainyFood thoOpen Research ScreenNew Outfit>write in.gang members: 14Grue:Darkness generator and manipulator, knows Kung Fu.Tattletale:Sherlock Holmes on crack.Bitch:Has dogs that she can enlarge and turn into car sized hellbeasts.Regent:Can cause people's muscles to spasm incredibly hard, Can do "other things" but refuses. Psychopath.Piper: Unpowered vigilante with an awesome costume. kinda fangirly.Ken: Can create and control paintings, they can move and create noise.Rebecca: Can disintegrate non living materials.
>>2569669 Can we squeal like a fan girl?We're teaming with our rolemodel. Granted he got complacent, but this is an attempt. More than we've seen in years.
>>2569823I want my Venom goons!
>>2569832Oh oops I forgot to vote>>2569823>Time to play with Chemicals
>>2569823>Do some TinkeringMaybe its time for some anti-explosion protection.
>>2569823>Time to play with ChemicalsOur Gas is known, we're gonna need a game changer if we intend to do some damage.
>>2569823>Time to play with Chemicals
>>2569823>write in: You have that blood sample from Lung AND a scale from him. Time to see what you can do and if you can replicate his regeneration powers.
>>2569823>>Time to play with ChemicalsI wonder if we can make dna bombs that target a single person. Could just add some lung and bakuda in it and gas it all over the city.
Hey Zion i did a thing for you.https://pastebin.com/UpfAs6NT
>>2569842 thirdBut if we figure how his regeneration works... Maybe we can learn how to remove it. I know we shouldn't kill all the cape gangsters... but manic don't know that.
>>2569823>Do some TinkeringFragmentation Dice
>She looks up as you enter, face twisted in a manic grin.Don't try to think how that is hot Manic...
>>2569823>Do some TinkeringAnti-splosion counter measures are go.>>2569844We might have the Lung but we don't even know Bakuda exists IC
sorry guys, i have college tomorrow so we'll call it here. i'll be back tomorrow.
>>2569887K boss. See you next time
>>2569887Alrighty, see ya tomorrow.
>>2569887now that [s] mata nui [/s] zion is asleep I shall be the [s]great spirit [/s] QM
>>2569939You suck.Learn how to spoiler.
>>2569677>>2569671Wait was it that one where you were a blue bionicle and you get chosen to do something over someone else? I kind of remember that from when I was a little kid. Never got too far in it because again, really little kid.
>>2569965that would be the second Mata Nui Online Gameyou are hahli and are choosen to be kohlii champion over kotu and your teammate is macku
>>2569977I don't remember the names but the situation I definitely remember. Now I want to go play it again
>>2569985id recommend the first one over the secondthe old web site isnit still there but biomedia project has preserved all the old games
>>2569887You are my dealer and I need my fix Zion.
>>2569842i like dis
Rolled 19 (1d20)Rolling to see if we end up with a Cape who just wants a quiet life.
>>257025919 Nineteen Nine teenNine queen
>>2570259That's a pretty Killer roll
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2570259Rolling for Siberian.
Rolled 16 (1d20)Rolling for Ken to beat Bakuda
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>2570283Not too bad. Rolling for Rebecca to beat Bakuda.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2570285Oooff. Lets see if Giggleswitch fares better.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2570288Not for a lot. Then, will Piper beat Bakuda, or die trying?
>>2570318Pretty sure Tatty finds us interesting and fun to work for so far, so she is probably viable.Still hoping Piper works up the gonads to go for the gonads though.
>>2570326If we unlock Lungs regeneration i believe Piper would be a person eager to be gene moded. If we could at least unlock a strength serum from some other cape...man now i regret not taking a sample from GG but i guess her strength comes more from her shard then genetic enhancement.
>>2570326No, Tatty is our smarty-pants second in command. We can't hit that it'll be like sleeping with our personal assistant which is a big no-no.Also Piper would just be weird with the hero-worship and power dynamic.
>>2570347Joker relationships are always weird and considering we can lobotimize someone on reflex, we are never going to be on even keel with anyone, so suck it up for some happyness.
How many conversations have we actually had with Piper that weren't asking why she wanted to join or barking orders to her and our crew?
>>2570361Very few. When asked what they want to do anons always go tinker.We really do need more than 1 action per evening, right now we are really anti social.
Honestly I think we should have somewhere that documents every battle song that we've had
>>2570364I think we are to social. Besides us being like that is moatly so we cna get gear for our crew and us. If we didn't spended that time creating our Blue GooTM figthing Lung would have being a nigthmare.
>>2570408>>2570396If we had a seperate social action then ide be all for it, that way we dont miss out on character interaction.
>>2570396Problem is most of the optio s we chose end up taking good part of our day. Such as creating our liguid smile-x or building the Gene bay.Or like when we let the 3D printer make armor for our gang. That took the entire day, but fortunantly we could just leave the printer doing her stuff, while we went to do something else
>>2570410That would be fine. But i guess that is what involves part of the time management the quest employes. We could socialize and help our friends and gang members witht he research. But i would rather have a gadget to nulify missiles and bombs or something we can use to buff our boys and girls that won't leave then in coma for two days.
>>2570428Im pretty certain that allot of our tech is going to be limited somewhat by our shard jokerness, not to mention the bio focus means we will hit a wall in other areas eventually.
>>2569594>>2569619Guys guys, I think I solved our money problem.We make Youtube videos a la Uber and Leet. Like, let's document our pranks and /kid friendly/ stuff and get monetized.Because since we are now the dankest meme worldwide, there's a really high chance we're gonna regularly get millions of views.Or or, we make kickstarters or charity funds that we actually use to help the Bay.If use acid bombs on the boat graveyard that still counts as helping r-right?>>2570293Piper is a gud gurl. I wanna vote to interact with her dammit, we need socialization slots.Like what if we introduce a mechanic where we get 1 Tinker slot and 1 social slot?Thoughts?>>2570326My bro>>2570410+1
Idea, we make Browbeat the most popular hero in the entire Bay
>>2570559Literally who :^)Inb4 he triggered because of Bakuda
>>2570470I'm all for it, if we start doing social stuff, lets try talking with Ken. I'm pretty sure he's another Parian case and he's not using his power as intended.
>>2570567Nobody appreciates best boy in the Wardshttp://worm.wikia.com/wiki/Browbeat
>>2570586Browbeat is da strongest Stranger cape tho :V
Wait a minute, isn't regent a pretty good artist? We didn't even need that parapainter and could've kept old man
>>2570584We can do social stuff when the immediate concerns are out of the way. That being someone blew up the goddamn PRT building.
>>2570670The paintings can make sounds anonMy plan for the cape painter is making Skeleton Trumpets all around the PRT building and other spots so we can mock Tagg all day erryday if he comes here
So I found this quest this morning. Just caught up and I have to say its pretty fun. When are we going to talk with our brother?
>>2571045when you stop tripfagging probably not anytime soon. He wears a a mask as giggle switch probably.
>>2570951Not just the building but also the main heroes head quarters. And that place is reinforced with the same metal we use in our base so...yeah.
I feel like we've gotten unnecessarily nice with Armsmaster lately.Is it cause anons are feeling bad and guilty from his interlude?
>>2571048I'm fairly new to this site what is tripfagging? is it the same as samefagging?
>>2571066Well I mean you gotta remember, Armsy was our favorite hero ever before, well, he sperged out at us. Personally I think while Barnaby would be eager to team up with him, he'd still be frustrated with him not being who he thought he was.>>2571071It's using a name while you aren't a QM. It annoys a lot of anons.
>>2571074But why? that doesn't seem to make any sense.
>>2571066Playing it as Armsmaster having been Barnaby's favorite hero. Knowing kidnappings and shit is happening isn't the same as it happening to you. And that came along with the realization that the police and PRT aren't doing anything about it. They're basically just keeping the already safe areas safe, and primarily deployed against opposing capes. By extension, Armsmaster was also letting this happen. And instead of just talking to Barnaby after triggering, he chased him down like a criminal. A slew of things within a week made Barnaby really really mad at the PRT, but primarily his role model Armsmaster. Manic wasn't about making statements at the very offset, he was just trying to survive. The continual BS and exposure eventually lead to the way these things are going now. He found people who were just as scared as he was, but at the gangs. And now he's fighting back, not just for himself, but those he sees as suffering the way he had.
>>2571082Because the whole "point" of 4chan is being an anonymous imageboard. Don't question it, it's just a "thing".
>>2570470Adding an idea that we should bring some modified and some non modified airhorns.Vanilla airhorn are for the memes, modified ones are sonic attacks or just a silly stting canister with acid or Manic brand containment foam iunno
>>2571082Because the entire point of this site is that it's an anonymous chat board, and if you're using a name/trip without any actual reason pertaining to the thread, most people will assume you're either a newfag (which you've already said you were), or an attention whore.
>>2571082Actually here, tyrone will better explain ithttps://youtu.be/YgHNtzxO0y8
I want the semi-automatic revolver pls
>>2571071And here I was thinking that summer newfags was just a meme...
>>2571087>>2571093>>2571101>replying to someone who is obviously pretending to be retarded
>>2571136There's always a chance that they're a newfag, anon, and I always give them one chance before I unleash the 'tism.
>>2571082Because some people get really butthurt if you have a name, even though the fact it shows everyone's unique ID makes the whole Anonymity thing kind of pointless.Also you're not tripfagging as that requires actually using a tripcode.
>>2571154I whished you guys stoped posting so we can have a thread that isn't flooded with 1000+ posts in less then a day.
>>2571160I actually kinda like the bigass threads to be honest. It's kinda fun.
>>2571164It's fun but the QM seem to have a problem posting past the bump limit and a IP can create only 5 threads at once. This here is his fourth still active thread. So unless you guys want to wait a entire week so the thread gets bumped out of the board to get a new one, you should stop making post while the QM isn't around.
>>2571170...no, and fuck you for discouraging conversation
>>2571170>>2571160Who died and made (You) janitor, bitch? We can discuss anything pertaining to the quest here.>inb4 your logic is "Posting in thread speeds up quest death and floods the board! Stop posting in the thread!">"You should talk about the quest and discuss stuff on the Discord server instead!">completely ignoring that it is PROVEN that Discords kill discussion and constructive thought in regards to quests on /qst/>completely ignoring that not discussing or posting in thread leads to nothing good to read for archives>completely ignoring that we are starting to go around 3 days with the same thread without hitting bump limit now, which is a slower but more sane pace>completely ignoring that most quests on this board have barely any players, or never even bother reaching the bump limits, for a variety of reasons (session times, active posters, etc.)On top of this:>whished>stoped>wait a entire>stop making postFrom your tendency to make other typos in your posts and not give a single fuck about fixing them (>>2569482 >>2569675 >>2570428 >>2570408), unnecessary reddit spacing (>>2569482 >>2569675 >>2570419 >>2569863) and phoneposting (>>2569510), I fucking bet real money that you're that one foreign idiot from the last thread. You of all people have no right to tell us how to post, or tell us to stop participating constructively in a quest. Fuck off with that shit. Maybe I'm being an autistic prick right now, but fuck you.
>We have shock gloves>Upgrade them into shock gauntlets>We BTFO'd The Hulk>We defeated Brockton's Greatest>We took down half the gangs on our own>All we need nao are gems for waifus and ourselves>We Thanos nao
>>2571370>*We BTFO'd The Hulk LungGoddamit stupid hands
>>2571066Yes, that's how the majority of /qst/ers be apparently. You stop paying attention for a couple days and suddenly you find that the thread has begun to edge back towards noblebright bullshit. Villains become antiheroes, Antiheroes become Heroes, Heroes become Shining Paragons of Virtue.
>>2571375Some questers will jump into a quest despite it being a dedicated villian quest to try and make it nice. Best examples are funnily enough every single joker MC quest.
>>2571375Calm down. Barn is even written off the bat as not a true villain. This can change. Read the OP.Plus we've established armsmaster as barnaby's former role model. Why would he say no to help vs what's likely the abb.He didn't hate arms, he was severely disappointed in him and the prt.
>>2571380I think most of us would rather stick in the chaotic territory over going full villain/hero. Hell most of us even agreed to help because the end of the prt meant it would be just us and the abb and empire, who seem to be playing nice in order to deal with manic. The prt were needed to keep the field even, not out of any heroic tendencies.
>>2571395>Perfectly Balanced >As all things should be
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2571401Rolling for Infinity Gauntlet
>>2571401The likelihood to commit benevolent deeds over malicious ones is the only thing about Manic that should be balanced.Every other aspect of his psyche should be decidedly unbalanced.
>>2571405You realize1: we're only just getting back to above neutral. we went from +1 to -6 to +5 in the course of two days.2: We aren't motivated to be at the top of the food chain for our own benefit. This can change depending on events. We perpetrated a slaughter that made S9 take notes. We just happen to have a goal that lines up in the "anti-hero" archetype, a la Punisher. Some major villains NEED killing for the good of the city. We aren't demented enough yet to start killing civvies. The fear of that is what keeps PRT on their toes regarding Manic.
>>2571434He didn't say we aren't doing that, just that we should continue to keep the karma balanced
I don't understand anons autistic need to adhere to some arbritrary fucking moral balance. Why not just do what we want, when we want, and fuck anybody who complain, instead of breaking out the flow chart to figure out if this action will balance out all the good/evil stuff we've done. It just baffles me that people are STILL so hung up on this
>>2571497Because the anons on /qst/ are good people. They are such good people, that their background benevolence bleeds through into the internet, staining any thread they come into contact with with their irreproachably upstanding natures.They walk the path of Midas. To bear the weight of overwhelming, transformative power, yet to lack the ability to command it. Forever doomed to haplessly watch as everything they touch is warped, becoming beauteous, noble, and pure. A tragic fate to be sure, but do not cry for them.DO NOT CRY!
>>2571497because each person has their own set of ideals, and they want to apply it to whatever cyoa or qst or oc, what have you.some people want to be grimdark coldsteel, some people want to be sir chivalrous, some people want to be ‘le wacky deadpool man’. some people want to be impulsive, others cold and calculating. introvert or extrovert, male/female, murderous or pacifist, logical and illogical. You can’t please everyone.
>>2571434>We perpetrated a slaughter that made S9 take notes. The interlude that would've indicated that JACK SLASH (not the entire S9) had taken interest in us happened before we murdered krieg, so probably wasn't about that, seeing as we hadn't done it yet.>>2571066Well, he is being nicer to us, he was our childhood idol and we have slightly bigger concerns than stealing his arm, so I'm not sure why you're surprised. Anyway, we bitch slapped Lung together. That means that either one of us is going to kill the other or we're gonna be BFFS 4 lyfe.
>>2571521imagine if jack got a hold of our inconel card? its a bladed weapon after all, that can cleave through most things easily.
>>2571521S9 was already interested in us powerwise and our "unstable" personality.But that slaughter was S9 levels of brutal. At least considering how the field must've looked. A bunch of corpses both nazi and ABB smiling tightly and a single man missing the back part of his skull.
>>2571518This makes too much sense.They always turn badboys into pussies that get attached to the first piece of ass they meet.>>2571521hmm funny enough he has been less of a jackass since his trigger.We fucked with him so much he turned nice, awesome.Did you guys know clockblocker was a white ginger?I always thought he was a black kid.
>>2571434Who is S9?Allot of us havent read worm before.
>>2571562S9 (Slaugtherhouse 9) is a rotating group of nine supervillains who roamed North-America
>>2571562Slaughterhouse Nine.If you've watched HxH: they're a little like the Phantom troupe.If you've watched Naruto: They're a little like the Akatsuki.
>>2571567>>2571568Appreciated.I gather its bad news if they take too keen an interest in us then.
>>2571568Now if only they weren't try hard edgelords, or weren't protected by literal plot armor I would like them more.
>>2571571Eh, yes and no. The only one that would give us any real trouble is creature, who becomes invulnerable to anything that doesn't instantly kill him.
>>2571578Eh? Creature?You mean Crawler?
>>2571578But does he regenerate? because you can be lobotomized and then invulnerable to knifes while someone rolls your brain dead ass into a trash can before dumping it in a cement pool.
>>2571581Yea, it's been awhile since I've read worm. Him and the Siberian now that I think about it.
>>2571582Yeah. From what I remember it regenerates super quickly.Basically just imagine a less indestructible SCP-682 that is covered with eyes.
>>2571588Hm well i suppose our blue goo is the only counter we have then.
>>2571582It has adaptive regeneration, a sufficient alpha strike to carve its head out might kill it, and that's a big might.Aside from it the main threats are Bonesaw who is basically Biowarfare on steroids, and Siberian who was iirc is basically a living event horizon. Need to kill it's summoner to take it out, do that and it dies, but before that it's literally unstoppable.
>>2571600Nope. An alpha strike that destroys his brain would only slow him down for a bit. He has a core that needs to be destroyed that isn't in his head, which we have no way of knowing about IC. He will be a rough fight.I'm really not sure how it would go with bonesaw. She might not even be that interested in a fight.
>>2571600Hmm. Which members of the S9 could we reasonably take out? Assuming a solo encounter with no preparation.Personally, I think that Manic might be able to handle Manniquin or Jack slash. That is a very big 'might' for the latter though.
>>2571538> S9 levels of brutal.The S9 slaughter entire towns and do unspeakable things to the remains, such as turn them into monsters or eat them. What we did was gruesome, but I wouldn't quite say it was worthy of the Nine
>>2571612With Bonesaw we just need to be polite, give her some cookies and milk while we talk together about bio-tinkering.
>>2571616Did you forget the part where it took contessa to unfuck the mind fucking jack did to her?
>>2571614I think we could take Jack and Mannequin with a shocking amount of ease. Same with Regents sister.
>>2571614Shatterbird, Cherish, Mannequin, and Burnscar all seem manageable at least. Jack Slash is iffy due to his power and his manipulation skills, and I don't think Bonesaw would fight us.>>2571612What this anon said. I believe that Crawler was bisected vertically once. He came back shortly after, or, if that wasn't canon, Weaver said he would in the comments.
>>2571624honestly I think that once the endbringer hits, we should up the dice to dc50 or dc100, because so far it has been a bit too easy
>>2571626from what I remember reader Crawler has a 'core' and if that's destroyed he'll die. Course, we don't know this IC, but we could figure it out seeing as we're a clever boi
>>2571631>too easyI blame our stupid good luck. Even when we roll a 1 to get into a situation, we roll 18+ consistently.
>>2571614It really all depends on the condition of the fight.Currently I can see us taking out Jack, Mannequin, Cherish, with little to no prep and that's if Jack can't broadcast us.We might be able to beat Siberian if we do mass gassing and unintentionally target Manton, but knowing that we always go to SmileX might mean Bonesaw may come up with counters for it.With prep I can see us taking out Shatterbird.Not sure how we'd do against burnscar and crawler tho.
>>2571634We'll probably figure it out if we fought him long enough, the bright side of being a bio tinker is the longer we are in close proximity and examining someone we get lots of info on them.
>>2571626I don't think we'd really give Jack a chance to talk. Kind of hard to manipulate someone when the don't care what you have to say and won't let you say it.
To put Crawler's powers in perspective I dug up this exert from Interlude 12 of Worm."Crawler was one of the two group members who had yet to rejoin the group. He was engaged with a young man with a glow that suffused his hair and emanated from his eyes and mouth. White flashes appeared with little accuracy and devastating effect, carving spherical chunks out of the brute. This only encouraged the monster, and Crawler eagerly paced closer, his wounds closing together with a startling rapidity. So few things could hurt Crawler these days that Jack rarely got to see the regeneration in full effect. Crawler’s healing powers appeared to play out in fast-forward when compared to even the regenerators who could heal wounds in seconds. Hundreds of pounds of flesh were replaced in one or two heartbeats."If any of you are curious about what Slaughterhouse 9 is capable of, as a group, you can find a decent introduction to them here: https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2012/07/24/interlude-12/
>>2571640Actually that and a liberal application of tats would be really effective.
>>2571641I expect that the second he opens his mouth we'll just start laughing and never stop. Perhaps pause to point out that Jack's an idiot and then just keep on laughing as he falls into our waiting vat of acid.
>>2571647I think in Crawlers case it would be summed down to:1) The core is his real body and the mass around him is just massor2)Crawlers core is just a boost to his healingIn case of one not even our blue goo would stop him. In case of two our Blue Goo might effect him.
Don't know why you guys are worrying about this, OP has us win against any circumstances on a good roll, and win against any circumstances with unintended brutality on a bad roll. We win either way, and no one is going to complain about brutality against the Nine. Their human rights have been revoked.
>>2571673Well I mean, we fail regularly on bad rolls. It's just the crits that we have to watch out for.
>>2571673Not really. We just keep getting 20s. Legitimately. We've had two double 20s in this quest. We'll get our comeuppance soon. He chose Worm as the setting
>>2571675Only one I can think of is post victor snipe to neck, and we negated that with a trivial amount of mutation points.>>2571677People have been saying that for 7 threads, and it keeps on not happening. OP has crits be too effective. At this point I'm pretty sure we could solo the Nine, maybe even an Endbringer.
>>2571684>Soloing an Endbringer cause you rolled a 20
>>2571684>trivial>our tongue is literally a foot long>this change is probably irreversible >if we keep relying on mutation to survive we'll turn into an even worse genetic abomination >solo an endbringerReminder that someone almost did that, then they had to up their game. I doubt anyone except Eidolon can actually kill one.
>>2571684I still don't understand why you are upset about winning.
>>2571691But the question is: can we control said tounge well?
>>2571695Could always practice. I bet piper would love to be the guinea pig for that
>>2571694its not that hes upset about winning, its merely that we win too much, to the point where it feels as though nothing really poses a challenge. Which is boring. Its boring to read a story with a main character that always wins over and over, with seemingly no difficulty, and its boring to play that character. So far it doesnt really feel like there are stakes to any of our actions. Crit win or crit fail we still come out on top with ease. The problem isnt that we're winning, its that we're winning too easily. It doesn't feel earned.
>>2571694Probably cause its starting to get so easy it resembles one those established setting quests where we're with the main cast and OP as fuck and fucking so many bitches its like a virgins wet dream.Honestly though i think shits fine so far.Feel like it'll really ramp up later when we start fighting kill order capes like the S9 or The Teeth.
>>2571701Which i think is more a product of the sheer number of crits and less so the quest structure, considering for a failed roll one time we go shot through the throat and were forced into something we didnt at the time want.
>>2571688Pretty likely.>>2571691Eidolon never managed to, but we probably will.>>2571694Where's the sense of achievement, if we can trivially defeat every single hero in the city at once with a single 20? If that's just how powerful we are, fine, but I don't understand why people are talking about Siberian or Crawler as if they're legitimate threats, when we'll easily stomp them. At that point who do we need to worry about? Scion, I guess. Maybe the Endbringers. Eidolon, probably not, I could see us easily beating him.
>>2571701Why don't we wait and see how things will go against Bakuda and the endbringers first?I mean we kinda got lucky eith our blue goo. If we didn't had that the fight would certanly be way more hard, doesn't matter how many 20's we rolled.
>>2571706That's a lie and you know it. A twenty would have had us chuck another SmileX bomb down his throat.
>>2571701To be fair, we've only had a handful of crit fails to effect us, and one of them shut down our chances of going straight wit the PRT more or less completely. At any rate, part of the reason we're doing so well is the sheer number of crits we roll. I reckon that with out our twin crits we could very well have lost an arm of our own against Lung, or maybe even have super-charged his regeneration, but not knocked him out.>>2571707I was unaware you had the power to peer into alternate Timelines. Tell me, how am I doing in the one where I married Jude Law?
>>2571707If you think like that, then maybe this quest just isn't for you?
>>2571706>>2571703So the problem is the dice then? Why not just switch to d50 or d100? Also>get shot in the throat>the main consequence isnt death, or lifetime maiming>we just gotta kill someone when we didn't necessarily want to do that exact thing at that momentthats not really a consequence anon.And don't get me wrong, I really like the quest, I just think a difficulty up is necessary at this point.
>>2571710>>2571712Some people are never happy.
>>2571712>implying that mutations aren't a consequence uhok
>>2571712I agree with you honestly, that was a very weird sequence. That said, this whole quest has been pretty railroaded, so it's more of a "strap yourself in and enjoy the ride" quest than anything else. if that's not ur bag i think >>2571710is right
>>2571712Well i think the quest is fine and i don't see you backing down on your opinion. So i will just disagree with you then.
>>2571709Considering we've literally beaten Lung with that exact method before, it's a pretty reasonable assumption.>>2571710Yeah you're right. Shame how all the good Worm quests die out.
If you swap for bigger dice all you'd be doing is ensuring extreme outcomes occur less often than mediocre outcomes.Why not trade for smaller dice instead? With a d10 the chance of rolling 1's and 20's in the same action is increased dramatically. This would lead to more goodnews-badnews outcomes, which seems fitting considering the setting we're in.
>>2571713>>2571714>>2571719Listen, I'm just leveling what I think are legitimate criticisms that if implemented, would lead to a more suspenseful and exciting experience overall. I still enjoy the quest regardless, I just think that something should be done to the difficulty to keep the stakes up.
Shits finehow would people feel about dice vs dice though?so now enemies can get crits and fails like us
>>2571728>>2571725And then people will start to complaing for changing the system or say that things are to difficult now. There isn't a win with what you guys are trying to do. What could happen it that 20's against stronger openents alow us to last longer or cause some small amount of damage to it. Maybe taking a lucky shot as a speedester leg for example?
>>2571728I do agree with this anon, one of my problems in the quest so far has been providing the correct level of difficulty. But I’m going to up it pretty severely from here on out, I probably won’t get it perfect, but i have identified the problem.
>>2571735Oh god please no...it makes me feel like i'm figthing the QM rather then enjoying a quest...
>>2571717>Pretty railroaded>plenty of choices in how we handle thingsWe didn't need to go on a bank heis, let alone deal with gangers the way we did. There've been plenty of major decisions that could've drastically changed the tone of the quest ( could've been PRT associated, worked with Coil, even worked with E88 )>>2571712We have an indirect healing factor due to our body changing into something not human. Damage to our body leads to further fracturing.We also had a choice of things that would happen due to the severity of the damage. We chose the Genetic fragmentation over the permanent loss of ability or tech. It wouldn't have been fair to die from two rolls out of our control/planning. The same way a random 20 without associated planning =/= instant takeout. DCs are adjusted based on the plan, as seen during the PRT breakout. It just so happens this quest somehow steals all the other 20s of all the other quests. Seriously, the number of 20s that drop is bonkers. It's even more amusing considering it happens only to Manic while others fail around him.
>>2571743Is it the fact your constant thread running has appeased the dice gods into gifting all the 20s?Perhaps if you run today, we get more 20s from less deserving quests.
>difficulty increased against BakudaWelp...time to lose some limbs.Also you guys thing we should give our cape crew who doesn't have much offensive powers a power boost with our tinkering? Maybe making some armor for then?
>>2571761Probably do better giving them some clown genetics. Though armor isnt a bad choice.
>>2571721Sure, if you ignore the fact that we had help from Taylor 'beat Lung on her first night with only bity bugs and a little help from the siders' Hebert and that Lung was less ramped than he was at the PRT HQ when we gassed him. PRT Lung might have resisted the SmileX, as he would've been tougher. Cause, you know, that's Lung's thing. He gets stronger the longer you fight him.
>>2571768Donät forget that in the PRT fight, Lung saw our "toss something in his gullet" tactic coming, so it probably wouldn't have worked if Regent wasn't there to make Lung's lips spasm.
So guys...should we ask Armsy if Rebecca's father (Mr.Higgs/Pauseman) is still alive?Because i think he might have died during the attack to the Rig.
Do you think that Armsmaster told Dragon about his temporary alliance with Manic?
>>2571796Dragon is his A.I.fu you don't lie to your waifu. And, most likely, she can easily see that we are trying to do the right thing, but in the wrong way.
>>2571796Temporary? Armsy is going to be our best pal for life don't cha see?
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that with our kit and a couple of 20s that we can solo an Endbringer.Like no amount of 20s should let us roflstomp those shits since last I checked we didnt have any powers that can crack through their cores, and if we injure them enough they stop sandbagging and would TPK us.
>>2571836We most likely can't, people are just saying we can.
>>2571836The power of neuro toxins (smilex) and super human capability with a switch blade.
>>2571839Thats what I'm saying, like people are bitching by the fact that were rolling 20s and succeeding, but we're still in the little leagues and our successes reflects on that.But in the bigger picture? Against S-classes and Endbringers, a 20 should mean barely make it out alive or only lose one limb, specially against EBs>>2571842Unless we have Stilling or Foil we aint killing any endbringers mate. We just do not posses enough fire power, esoteric effects, or hax to crack their cores.In all honest, the best we can do in an EB attack is to work with worst girl in the medstation to heal people.
>>2571844At the moment sure.
>>2571844If EB comes we will try to evacuate people and try to heal the people that get injured. Heck when EB comes knocking even Kaiser goes and try fight him supporting the heroes.
>>2571844I’m pretty sure that Zion said we “could” kill a EB, just that it would be exceedingly hard to do so without the two you just mentioned.
>>2571844OP has said we can, even that we would with our typical rolls.
too be honest our rolls against lung were lucky, but the outcome didn’t seem amazing, I mean the first one caused us to successfully drug him but left us open to a pointblank fireball that we had to roll again to dodge. the lobotomy, gang massacre, speech, and brain surgeon were the most significant nat20s. I think. while disarming armsmaster, and getting throatshot were the most significant nat1s. if we rise the d20 to d50 it could at least lessen crit chance, and d20 DC can easilty translated to d50 DC (2 = 5, even DCs only, 12=30,14=35,16=40, etc)
>>2571881Not with typical rolls, and I said that before I resolved to up the difficulty>>2571877This anon has the right idea.
>>2571990>ups difficulty>more 20s or suddenly all the 1sWe must fear the dice gods.Session when? I need need my fix mang, got the itches.
>>2571990Zi whatever you do, please don't change the dice system.
>>2571990>our power is Molecular Processing>create a substance that turns the Bullshitanium (that the Endbringer cores are made of) into a weaker substance like glass>coat a Flechette projectile with it>she sends it flying>pierces through the Endbringer into the Bullshitanium layer>our biotinkered biochemical substance kicks in>Leviathan shatters into shards of glass>"And now, a truly ocean-churning dish: Leviathan on the rocks. Bon appetit!"Thoughts, guys?
>>2572001We'd need samples of each of the Endbringer's layers to properly figure that out among many other factors.Plus hitting a relatively tiny core in a moving target is gonna be hard by itself
>>2572008Also the time we would take to research without the samples. It took us what? Two days of research to figure what our Blue Goo could do and to complete it.
>>2572001I doubt it, that sounds like nat20 endlevel chem tech. plus we don’t know much about end bringers at this point
>>2572001Doubt it'll happen but to see everybody lose their shits all at the same time would be truly beautiful
>>2572008so we would basically require allot of study with each individual as well as someone who was willing to let us examine them.Well if Bonesaw likes us and hangs out, they might be up for it. >>2572001>>2572031It would be glorious. The jokes funny too.
Elis - Core of Life would be a pretty good song for Manic
>>2571990Won't flechette be there? And from the looks of it Armsmaster won't also be using this as an excuse to kill non hero capes. So tats should be able to observe from a safe(ish) range. With our molecular bullshit added into all this too we actually have a decent chance against Leviathan at least.
>>2572051I would rather run and try to rescue as many civies as we can. But then again that is just me.
>>2572001Also, if our powers are "make this better" and "make shit" why don't we combine the two powers to make an NZT-48 type pill to give people thinker powers
>>2572125i think you need shard to get powers. Said that we can always gene mod someone and give the person low level cape powers.
>>2572155Things like increasing strength, constitution, dexterity, agility, etc... can be done to upper/above human levels with our tech... probably.Taking it to real cape levels ( above a 2-3 ) is probably out of our abilities. But we can probably make discount super soldiers... something that will make us a SUPER target for everyone if they figure out we have been doing that.Taking it
>>2572168We kinda can see what we did using our madman's garment. We punched fucking Lung and made him lose balance. I believe we can easily reach captain american levels of super soldiers with our goonsIf we manage to do that Cauldron will either see us as a huge threat or will tey to recruit us and try to steal our gene therapy notes.
No thread today Zion? Feels weird.
>>2572008>>2572025>>2572031>>2572040>>2572125Okay. What about a pill that gives people a temporary mutation to their respiratory systems, allowing them to breathe underwater - but with another annoying (possibly permanent) mutation alongside it? Could work to help raise survival rate in Leviathan fights?
>>2572230Sorry, I had college and then a DnD game. I also have college tomorrow, but I'll be back by five.
>>2572242This is me sry.
>>25722445 your time or 4chan time?
>>2572258Wait I just realized that "4chan" time might change depending on where you are.So your time or Eastern Standard time?
>>2572238This ain't Harry Potter mate. Besides i think any mutation we try to make will be permanent. What we could do is just copy Armsmaster minimisation tech by studying his arm and figure how to build a small breather for our goons.
>>2572279you might want a Twitter or something that simplifies letting people know when things may happen / scheduling.
>>2571332What the fuck is reddit spacing? I see this thrown around all the time and it just makes no sense. People are using spaces and new lines as a way to separate unrelated parts of their posts to make them easier to read. What about that is related to reddit at all?
>>2572518Because on reddit, to space posts out like this example:>one sentence>another sentenceYou have to press Enter twice. On here, pressing Enter twice gets you this:>one sentence>another sentenceSo yeah, that's the explanation. It also looks really badwhen you have your sentences not in paragraphs like sensible formatting,but spaced out like this, where it's more annoying to read and gets you more attention like a fucking attention whore - which people on reddit tend to be, due to inherent issues with the website as a whole. Although sometimes the issue here is that you can't always tell how your post's formatting or appearance will seem to others. You could have sentences in sensible paragraphs, but end up where each sentence is isolated like my reddit spacing example above, though this could be due to post margins and length that sentences are shown in posts before moving down to the next line.In other words, it's all to do with post formatting.
>this quest discussion is like a parahuman shitposting board in a nutshell
>>2572571Void Cowboy hasn't been banned yet so we good.
We should fuck The Simurgh, she'll never see it coming
>>2572547That's paragraph formatting 101 though. An extra space between paragraphs or ideas is simply an alternative to the more traditional method of using indents and doesn't seem to be indicative of someone being from Reddit. It does look awful when someone uses it when they've only written a sentence or two but I see that as them simply being shit writers and having no understanding of basic formatting rather than them coming from some other website. Of course I could be wrong and the only people that use that particular style are solely from Reddit, but I just prefer to be a bit more optimistic than that.
>>2572336I personally agree, but he says he doesn’t want to.Which really doesn’t make all that much sense because there are no real negatives, but it’s his choice.
>>2572606We hugg Simurgh and make her into our little wing sis
>>2572606>>2572615>>2572752I support the plan to Lewd the Simurgh with all of my being
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2572790On a nat 20 we seduce the Ziz-chan
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>2572827On a nat 20 we seduce the Levi-kun.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2572849>Behemoth-kun pls go
>>2572827>>2572849>>2572853I guess that settles it, if we're gonna lewd an endbringer we'll be Behemoth's power-bottom.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>2572878....>>2572827REROLLING FOR ZIZ-CHAN
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2572827Step back, guys. I've got this.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2572893>>2572827SKKKRRRREEEEEEELast try for a 20 to seduce Ziz
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2572897Back the fuck up and let me try.
>>2572895>>2572900A-at least we got Ziz ;_;Dice y u do dis to me
Is this thing on
Nope, fucking can't remember my trip pass, good job me
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2572878>>2572895>>2572897>>2572900What next, we waifu Pancakes?>>2572897>Last try for a 20 to seduce Ziz>>2572907>A-at least we got Ziz ;_;I think not.>>2572912Yeah.
>>2572919The path is clear, PHO meme magic and Coil's interference has caused us to end up with Pancakes.>>2572914Who are you?
>>2572923Some old tripfag don't mind me
>>2572919Dice has spoken.
>>2572919It has been decided
>>2572919I'm not opposed to this.
Pancakes are delicious.
>>2572919The dice have decided, and so it shall be.>>2572244 What upgrades would we need to start working on the RX-79 [JKR] GGT?
Wait, so we waifuing Simurgh or Panacea? Because I would prefer staying asexual until eventual /ss/ with Miss Militia or Simurgh that would make Manic go "I need an adult"
>>2573043A lot of anons rolled for Simurgh, but the dice says Panacea.>>2572923I doubt it'll actually happen unless what I stated does.
>>2572651That's literally what the discord is for though
>>2573043>Wait, so we waifuing Simurgh or Panacea?Did you see that crit?! Pancea, the dice gods have spoken
>>2573049Well the dice can go fuck themselvesI aint afraid of no dice gods
>>2573051>discordI will not bite into that apple.>>2573053A bold move anon, we'll see if that pays off.
>>2573053Are you sure about that, anon?
>>2573054>>2573064If the price of staying asexual or waifuing Simurgh is to go against the Dice Gods, then I shall gladly pay it
>all these anons want to fuck a bird
>>2573075I don't understand it either, man.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2572919Rolling for Ziz and Pancake threesome
>>2573097THIS IS LIKE THE 5TH 10 I'VE ROLLED IN LIKE THREE THREADSWHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME DICE GODS
>>2573098Not to have such shit taste desu senpai.
>>2573098Your firstborn, an arm, a leg, and 20 dollars in bail bonds.
>>2573099>>2573101Like literally in these Worm Joker threads alone, if you find someone rolled a 10 chances are it's me :/I like also rolled like 3 10s right above
>>2573102No wait those 10s were last thread. Muh badBut I did roll a 10 in /this/ thread tho
Looking back on all the s9 discussion, I really hope we don't have the s9000 arc. It felt like such a waste of time.
>>2573111I actually kinda liked S9000; it felt like a dark parody of "Events" in actual superhero comics. From that perspective its actually really enjoyable.
>>2573111>>2573119Okay but what ifWhat if we made Joker9000 instead?[Laughter intensifies]
>>2573111I didn't mind it, but i can understand why people are so put off by it. And Worm in general, I guess.When the writer himself states that upping the ante is his only way of creating dramatic tension, the signal flairs of potential shititude can be seen from miles off. Hell, I honestly really even a modicum of love for Worm, but my suffering boner just can't ignore it.Is it wrong that the fucking TRIGGER WARNING in the first chapter put me off reading it for years? I cringed so hard that I just couldn't live with myself if I tried.
>>2573135I don't even remember that but I'll believe it. S9000 just didn't work for me because they had all this BS that kept them going when it was just them and instead of the characters finding a way to defeat them or anything like that we get more of them. Then they all kinda start to job. They caused a bunch of random chaos but it felt like more like an excuse to just bump up the civ body count and then get them out of the way for the finale.Jack never came off as a smart manipulator to me either so it was always frustrating how he'd get away with shit.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2573122Rolling to kidnap Riley.On a nat 20 we Best Onii-chan nao
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2573157You've been rolling for her since the start with no progress. You would have an easier time getting Shatterbird. In fact, I'm gonna roll for her, look.
>>2573159Oh come on, it could have been funny.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>2573161No, second bad day would be funnier
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2573159>>2573165Rolling to bro it up with Doc Manny>>2573157This is me
>>2573172I GOT FUCKING MANNEQUINI SHOULD'VE PUT RILEY AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHRAEEEEGGGG
>>2572925Hobo monstergirl quest qm, is that you? >>2573111Slaughterhouse was fucking metal
Rolled 2, 4, 3, 14, 7, 13, 6 = 49 (7d20)>>2573175Airing dice*soft reeeeeing*
>>2573172>>2573175This puts a smile on my face.Tee bee eich we are more likely to get nominated by Mannequin than Armsmaster at this point. Proven that we are better than Armsy (So far), making and sharing tinker medicine (Finger wag) and being going a bit insane since we got powers.
>>2573182If we ever meet mannequin we have to paint a classic joker smile on his face
>>2573051>discordthe link doesn't even work for me.
>>2573301https://discord.gg/yc9apqvThere, now it does.
And SO I Return.Until like Nine o clock.>Play with chemicals.any ideas?or random tinkering?
>>2573343Work on smileX more. Or our blue goo.
>>2573343Manic-brand Venom!Seriously, until our gang grows we need something to match the sheer numbers of ABB and the Empire
>>2573352> mfw piper ladyboner reache orbit because our muscles
>>2573353It's more for our unpowered gang members - I imagine Venom-boosted muscles would actually hamper our Mover powers due to the sheer amount of musclemass!
>>2573343Chemical transmission vectorsorOn the fly chemical dilution/utility creation
>>2573343Make the gas that turns people black
>>2573343> Attempt to trigger superpowers in some of your subordinates
>>2573343Portable chem kit.For those situations where we just immediately need some "persuasion power"
>>2573343More blue goo and work on Liquid Smile-X.
>>2573343RandomWe always try to direct it, lets see where our power takes us
Liquid Smile-X feels like what that other guy said before, the whole one trick pony thing
>>2573354>>2573353>yfw muscled Piper
Hey guys, do y'all want to see what our power can come up with. Last time we let it make a gadget, it gave us super metal. Wonder what else it can do
>>2573362>>2573365+1. Didn't the QM say it was better to have a goal in mind than randomly tinkering, or less intensive?
>>2573364>Muscled Piper with an uncontrollable ladyboner
>>2573343Let’s work on upgrading the SmileX
>>2573370To lewd anon...to lewd.
>>2573368There are trade offs to random tinkering, specifically that your body might do something fucked if you roll a one or maybe even a twenty.You are letting your power ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL after all.
Keep in mind that all tech suggestions made up to this point have been compiled into a pastebin. If you are having trouble coming up with anything you can pull ideas from there.
alright, looks like random wins the day.D20+3
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2573379
>>2573376But most of those ideas are for tinkering not chemical related. The only thing chemical related i think it's sugested is the fulminated mercury marbles (basicaly explosive glass marbles)
>>2573381eyy I did a good
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2573382
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2573379Here we go!
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2573375Heh. What are the advantages to random tinkering?>>2573379
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2573379Here is the pastebin if you want ideas for when we go do non-chemical related tinkeringhttps://pastebin.com/BQNmJ6F2
>>2573387If i recall right our Blue Goo and the Smile-X are both the results of random tinkering.
>>2573387Random Tinkering often draws much more deeply from your speciality, and is usually more powerful.
>>2573381>>2573392Welp...time to create another warcrime
>>2573388just add chems to itwhere is diarrhea gas?
>>2573399Nobody ever gave a description to it. So i though i would wait someone to do it. Besides any gas can be included in the top option that says (all kinds of gases)
reminder reminder REMINDEROur power relies on us changing things "for the better", like it or not.Our power hates the Blue Goo™ because it simply regenerates the user's body to original state with a 2 day coma, and nothing else.Our power likes us fucking with ourselves to heal us at the cost of Genetic Fragmentation.Our power liked us healing Mr. Pauseman Higgs' daughter, because we were changing her from what she was, WHILE also healing her condition.Our power likes us using cards to cut shit up, because we are fucking with molecular bonds and bonding properties, which is change from original.Our power likes us gassing people, because we're putting smiles on their faces, changing their appearance (temporarily) and ability to stay alive or not, depending on "lethality" :^)When we are regular tinkering or chem tinkering, or if you have any ideas at all about how to make something work, or something cool to make, keep this central thematic in mind.
>>2573411I think i will add thay description to the Bin.Also i split some of the tinkering done in the bin and putted it as chem tinkering and non-chem tinkering.https://pastebin.com/BQNmJ6F2
I think someone mentioned this before but I think that we are all want to interact with characters in our gang more, but we don't want to sacrifice our regular actions because we don't want to die in this grim dark universe. If we could get a social action a day, I think everyone would enjoy it.
>>2573420I wouldn't be against it. But wouldn't that be part of the time administration we already do in the quest? But regardless i'm not against that idea.
>>2573420Eh. Maybe less of an action and more of an event? OP gives a list of characters who Manic can approach, the anons choose one and then a scene with them begins.We don't get to choose the subject of conversation.
>>2573420>implying a bunch of others wouldn't want to use social time to do more actionable things.We have plenty of time slots. Nothing's stopping us from using one for socializing.
In the afternoon you decide to get some more tinkering done, You don't really have any ideas either so you just let yourself go. Your body once again begins to move on it's own, mixing all sorts of chemicals and reagents together. Several hours later you snap out of your self imposed trance and try to figure out exactly what it is you've created.[A black serum]A small vial of black liquid, you have no idea what it does and your power wants you to stab yourself with it. Given your power's propensity to mutation, you doubt that it's a good idea. Maybe you should test it on someone else?It pulses with red flecks as you watch it, and you simultaneously feel good and bad about it.Ask for a volunteerTest on yourself, you can fix anything that goes wrong.Leave it for later, think on it maybe.
>>2573435Could we test it on a plant? Or even a rat?
>>2573435>>2573439oh yeah, and Write In
>>2573435find a rat
>>2573435Barnaby has poor impulse control coming off tinkering sessions.> Inject the vial into our arm
>>2573435>>2573441>Go on the hunt for a stray gangster to try it out on.
>>2573435Tats get in here!
>>2573435>Leave it for later, think on it maybe.Yeah...no
>>2573435>>2573439This, if we can’t though, then>Test on yourself, you can fix anything that goes wrong.
>>2573435Search for rat, if it takes too long, just go find a gangster.
>>2573435Find a rat, test the serum on it and be ready to give a some lethal laughing gas in case the serum does something crazy.
>>2573411>Our power likes us fucking with ourselves to heal us at the cost of Genetic Fragmentation.>>2564782On top of the analysis from last thread, our shard temporarily possessed our body and threw us into the mixing vat for the SmileX because it wanted the mutations, and knew we would survive it.Does the damage to our sanity please our shard?>>2573420>>2573428Maybe if there were a way to allocate how much time we want to spend our actions, or plan the type of actions we spend for a day?>>2573433Is that so?
>>2573446She is busy looking for a bomber. Let's just wait a little bit.
>>2573445Enemy gangsters are kinda in short supply in Manic's funhouse.Due to the whole "Clowncentration Camp."
>>2573435We've been having pizza days every other day I think we'll find a rat around here somewhere, maybe even a turtle
>>2573453>"Clowncentration Camp."Here Anon, have a perfect gif for puns like that.
WAIT IF WE SUCCEED DOES THAT MEAN WE GET SPLINTER
>>2573453Okay that made me chuckle>>2573454Oh you...
>>2573435Find a rat. Should be easy enough in a run down shithol- I mean totally up to code laboratory.
>>2573459Teenage Ninja Mutant Clowns!
>>2573459Probably more like a Ratticate, but hey dream big.
>>2573459Or we kill a innocent rat. After all this serum is something our powers want us to use in ourselfs. Not so many people have a field that helps then regenarate.
>>2573451>tfw you realize it's Mental /Instability/...Just fuck you shard. Fucking space whales>>2573459In addition to the rat I wanna get 4 tutles as well ploxOR A CROC. A CROC IS FINE TOO
>>2573464I'm expecting then to be more like the rats from Bloodborne...
>>2573468A cat is fine t-WAIT CAN THIS SERUM CREATE CAT GIRLS!?!?!?!?! There's a change!
Manic is an ethical scientist episode one: Find an animal.D20+3DC15, 17, 20
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>2573473AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>2573468We should get a boar while we are at it to. Maybe a snapping turtle and a wolf as well.
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2573473
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2573473>>2573475Heh. Are the DCs degrees of success for one or for all rolls?
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2573473
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2573473
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2573473>manic>ethicalSURE WE ARE!!
>>2573475sorry m8, only 20's or 1's without modifiers count.>>257347918 noicewriting
>>2573482We do a few rats and see if they die, and if they do than we have our alternative to laughing gas I guess
>>2573475Uh do the modifiers only count for 20 and 1 or does this one counts?
>>2573490not a 20not a 1is an 18does not count
>>2573488Oh well here is the anwser.
>>2573488I guess that's what I get for typing too fast ;_;
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2573488Rolling for sadness
>>2573492not trying to be a dick, but why does any rolls without a dc not count?
>>2573496Motherfucker another 10?! Seriously?!Reeeeeeees
>>2573494There there anon. Think like that, at least we are using a animal instead of one of our goons.Also you were very close to a 20, if you had rolled one i bet everyone would be praising you. Still...during fights try to put the modifiers.
>>2573499it's not a dc it's modifier. And it doesn't count because those are the rules.
>>2573499because our quest is already notorious for crit 1s and 20s since thread 1so OP made it a rule that any crit counts, modified or not, while any roll that isn't a 1 or 20 needs a modifier
>>2573488if only 20’s and 1’s count without modifiers, could we spam un modified rolls until we get a 1 or 20?
Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)Generally having modifiers on is always a safe thing to do, in case you don't roll a 20 but a 19. Also check my digits.
>>2573504Meant that I keep getting 10s from every thread Zion made.I'm pretty sure I didn't praise Thanos that hard
>>2573510GREAT SCOTT HE'S CRACKED THE CODE!
>>2573510Technically allowed, but would we want to risk it?
>>2573517YOU FOOL, NOW ZION KNOWS
>>2573510i imagine if that seemed to be the case Zion would just change the rules. let's not try and game the system anon
>>2573510oh no. pls no.It's just meant so great moments aren't lost cuz of something dumb like that
>>2573510No.Because only the first three rolls count.
>>2573524>>2573523>>2573522Also reminder that 1s and 20s do not overwrite each other, making for interesting things to happen in-story.
>>2573524but they don’t count if they miss the modifier, unless it is a crit
> Manic is conducting his testing in a sensible, responsible, and ethical manner.Wowie. Who would have guessed that Worm!Joker would turn out to be such a thoughtful and reasoned individual.
>>2573534We are exploring our horizons.And if we don't like it we could always gas the horizon instead :^)
>>2573534We're a pretty cheerful teenager, when we aren't stressed or doing crazy shit. Our younger brother adores the hell our of us, and our mom went through a lot of pain and suffering to keep us relatively sane on the way to where we were before we got powers. Sure upbringing was somewhat shitty thanks to dad, but at least we had people to talk to, unlike Tay-tay
>>2573534friendly reminder that manic did nothing wrong
>>2573546> Disgusted clown noises intensify
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2573549On a nat 20 we accidentally honk Bakuda
>>2573561Jesus Christ I was (mostly) joking about groping the insane Tinker dice gods
>>2573550Okay. What if we make a chemical substance that makes things ridiculously slippery, like SS13 space lube? I mean someone takes a single step, and they slide with super reduced friction, all the way until they hit something.>>2573561I bet she's flatter than Pancake-chan. That's the reason why she makes bombs, because she's flat chested. Maybe she even has two suicide bombs strapped to her chest at all times, so it looks like her rack is bigger than it really is? I wouldn't put it past a perfectionist yandere nip like her.
>>2573565>>2573561how about we DONT fuck with the dice gods tyvm
>>2573561You've killed us. Knowing Bakuda she's probably implanted pressure-sensitive explosives into her breasts.
>>2573565You have a gambling problem anon... maybe you should stop.
>>2573561>inb4 she likes it
You need a test subject, and people aren't acceptable for many reasons. In the end you find yourself down in the sewers beneath your chemical plant, trawling around and trying to catch some rats. The little bastards are surprisingly fast though, and you have much more trouble than you would have expected. They always seem to see you coming, and no matter how chill you try to be, they always run whenever they so much as hear you.You suppose that rats are notorious for their survival instincts.After a few more failed adventures in rat-catching you lean against a nearby wall and take a breather, several long moments passing as you rest against the wall.You turn your head sideways just in time to see a large black rat poke it's head around the corner. Simultaneously, you hear a deep hiss bouncing off the walls around you. You could swear that you've heard noises like that before somewhere. grabbo the rattoWhat the fuck was that?
>>2573561>>2573565I wanted to seduce /Piper/ not the insane tsunDammit dice gods
>>2573580>What the fuck was that?Sewer snek?
>>2573580>What the fuck was that?Why test on rats when we can test on whatever the fuck that was? May make something a whole lot more FUN
>>2573580I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS A BOMB
>>2573580Rat King?> The fuck is this? The fuck is that? The fuck are those?
>>2573580find the sneko
>>2573580Fine. Voting for>See what that wasAlso we should give our minions super pets
>>2573585I never knew how much a vampire with a nice red outfit would be great for this until now.
>>2573580>what the fuck is that
>>2573580> The fuck is this? The fuck is that? The fuck are those?
wat is that?writing
>>2573580> The fuck is this? The fuck is that? The fuck are those?i swear we have a attention spam of a cat.
>>2573625We're a teenage Wormverse!Joker. Par for the course.
>>2573585>Inb4 it's Taylor
>>2573623REMINDERENSURE >>2573561 IS CANON
Posting two best shelltacular openings, seeing as we're in a sewer with rats but no turtles?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhrrkNfTQOAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRnRUtMHGow
>>2573637It’s her dad>>2573664
So when are we going to start tracking fight themes for every fight we've had?
>>2573667Wtf he's doing in the sewers? Also i just realized that we are not wearing our hero gear...
You disregard the rat and take a step towards the origin of the mysterious hiss, it's very hard to tell in the darkness of the sewers but eventually you find your way to the source.Ah, that's what you remembered the noise from. Nature documentaries.You're looking at a snake, a big snake. You dimly remember hearing about it in class once."The Black Rat snake is native to Massachusetts, but is considered heavily endangered."On the one hand it's super illegal to do anything to this snake.On the other hand it's nearly nine feet long, and you want to stab it with Tinker drugs.Get the snek. Got a plan?nah.
>>2573637It's non venomous. is pet. Is for boops on snoots.pet. We get rats for testing.
>>2573704>Get the sneka pinch of nonlethal laugh gas would probably immobilize it
>>2573704>Get snek, spritz with laughing Gas, transport kek-snek to base, drugs.
>>2573722Shit I want a snek that has venom that makes people laugh now
>>2573727>>2573704>>2573719But before we into drugs we grab some rats for testing.
>>2573704Pet snake, test on rat.Hoping tinker drug turns rat into mutant ninjutsu master.
>>2573704This: >>2573727 laughing snek must happen.
get that snek D20+2
>>2573733>not wanting to turn the snek into a snak
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2573755
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2573755
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2573755
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>2573755
>>2573762Should have put the modifier anon... now this 19 doesn't count.
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2573755
so many fucked up rolls holy shit
>>2573770>no modifierDoesn't count...again only 20 and 1 without moddifier count.
GOD DAMN IT GUYS MODIFIERS
Failure all around by those of us that bothered to do things right.
>>2573782it's what happens when people try to fast roll.
>>2573788The other that didn't try also failed anon.
Mind set up, you leap forwards and set about attempting to capture the large constrictor. You grab it by the tail and attempt to pull it towards you, unfortunately it then swiftly coils around you and begins to squeeze. It can't actually kill you because of your incredibly elastic bones, but getting back to your lab without being somewhat humiliated proves impossible. Piper being perceptive as ever."Hey boss, you in a spot of trouble there?""Oh no, I have this snake exactly where I want him... Could you open the door to my lab please, I'm a bit tied up."And so you find yourself in your laboratory with a nine foot snake securely held in a tank as Piper laughs at you.Unfortunately due to being literally tied up you could not grab any other animals to experiment on.So the snek would have to make doThere's always Bruce.Ask a gang member if they'd like to volunteer.Nah, too dangerous.Write In
>>2573840The snake will do.
>>2573840Go back for a rat.
>>2573840>There's always Bruce.
>>2573840>>2573847Get rat, get Splinter.
>>2573840>So the snek would have to make doWe either dine on endangered snake tonight, or make a even better, rarer snake.
>>2573847>>2573854The whole point of that failed roll was whether or not you'd get a rat or two as well.Do you really want me to write out a paragraph about how you fail to catch any rats?
>Some anons complaing about it not being social>waste time to go to the sewers to get pets
>>2573840So the snek would have to make do
>>2573840voting for snake
>>2573840>So the snek would have to make doTHEN we use on Bruce!!
>>2573840>So the snek would have to make do
>>2573840>So the snek would have to make doExperimenting with rats is too ethical for us, better use an endangered species to balance it out.
>>2573840>So the snek would have to make doWe use on bruce only if it's safe enough.
Disregard social life, experiment on endangered species.D20-1
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>2573893
>>2573880This is going to be great!! Or terrible...let's find out!
Rolled 13 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>2573893This is how you do modifiers holy fuck
Rolled 17 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>2573893
>>2573895Oh uh...oh god i can't stop laughing
Well see what happens when ya taunt the dice gods?
>>2573895Congratulations you either killed the snake or made an abomination against god and man that's going to try and kill us and our friends.
do crits override no matter what or only when they are within the first 3?
>>2573909At least now we know what it does.
Hey Anon who said they weren’t afraid of the dice gods, please go.
>>2573913only within the first three, but it was still funny.
We created quetzalcoatl
>>2573919Or that other anons who said we should change the dice, because things were going to easy for us.
>>2573895>>2573902HALF AN HOUR IM GONEAND YOU FUCKERS DECIDE TO INJECT THE ENDANGERED SNEKAND THEN ALMOST DOUBLE 1S
>>2573921Please make it great. Or at least don't let the snake suffer to much.
>>2573925please let bruce survive, grow wings, and blast out the top of our hide out or some shit.Snek don't die pls
Someone better call Tats in here,quick.
>>2573925Blame the retard that forgot to put the modifier when rolling.
>>2573895>>2573906Did we just inadvertently make a new Endbringer?
>>2573935Ops...so it was a growth/venom like serum.AREN'T YOU GUYS GLAD WE WORKED SO HARD IN BUILDING THE BASE DEFENSES?!!
>>2573935I posted this >>2573910 too soon.
>>2573947>>2573948GUYS RELAX!! At least it's i the dicks that means that Bakuda will surely be hit by it too!
>>2573959I guess...there goes all of our good PR uh?
I actually have to go do something now dudes, bu I'll probably be back in two or three hours.I'll leave you to stew until then.
>>2573967Ok guys you heard him, lets scream for 2-3 hours straight in fear of the QM
>>2573967YOUR FUCKING TIMING MATEWHO'S THE ANON WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT SHIT BEING TOO EASY?! WE ACCIDENTALLY MADE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL INTO A HULK THAT'S ABOUT TO RAMPAGE CUZ WE GAVE IT TOO MUCH SERUM.I want to befriend snek one day. Today is not that day.
>>2573985Hey, at least it's probably not in danger of anything ever again
>>2573985Turns out we were the real danger for our safety all along.
We still have Armsy's phone number right?>"Hey Armsy! I was playing with some chemicals right, and I made this sketchy looking black fluid. Long story short there is now a thousand feet of very angry endangered snake in the docks area. Thought you should know, bye!"
>>2573902I-it's a good thing my roll wasn't in the first three, r-right guys?
>>2574030Honestly, it'd cross back over to the realm of amazing if it had gotten that bad
This update killed my sides. You guys think we can attract it toward ABB territory?
>>2574030Hey at least now only thing we need to worry about is with a giant snake. If we had two crit fails we would end up creating another Endbringer.
>>2574034Reminder we can use our regular gas on it, and turn it into Kek-Snek
>>2574038Nah. If we ended up with THREE 1s rolled, we would have created King Ghidorah as another Endbringer
Do you guys want to inject Bruce with it,provided the side effects aren't severe?
>>2574071We don't know what the side effects are, that's why we aren't gonna do it on Bruce. If it turns out it gives dogs flamethrower breath hell yeah.
>>2574071I wanna inject it into Lung during Lung V Leviathan
>>2574081NIGGER! We created the fucking world serpent witht he black stuff we made! If we injected it on Bruce he would become Fenrir!
>>2574114Why are you wasting thread bumps dumping snake images?
>>2574118No one seems to care about the bumps, and those are good snake pictures.
>>2574118possible minion if we get a snake woman and snake themed creatures/minions
>>2574104>>2574100Where's she from?
>>2574088welp we should inject it into ourselves to combat it :^)
>>2574163this series i recommend it http://dbmisadventure.tumblr.com/tagged/death%20by%20misadventure/chrono
I wonder what we would have gotten if we crit-failed while injecting our black serum in a rat
>>2574163shenanimation. if you want to see his really good* stuff check out scaile schooliehttp://shenanimation.tumblr.com/tagged/sscomic/chrono*CUTE/hot
>>2574187possibly like this or something worse or better
>>2574187a large version of this prob
>>2574181there are lots of puns and i love puns
>>2574214they dont have fur
>>2574214It's scalie anon, they don't have fur.
>>2574241its like furry but scales and scaly was not distinct enough for them so they have scalie instead even if its a misspelling and lets not even get into the shitfest the mlp fandom furrys are >>2574214also i have no idea how
>>2574254Yup what you said.>>2574245Dude i just want cool mutants to increase our minions numbers not fuck then.
Scalies are superior to furries in every way possible
>>2574274Anon...please don't start that so the thread can have activity...i will even bite the bait but please don't..
>>2574274>>2574281There's no argument if we all agree.
>>2574265same and she is the only decent snake villain/ess sidekick i could find on short notice >>2574274people can have there preferences andone i can think of is no hair in the drain and no annoying fur clumps or staining but then there would be no fur or warm bodies at night to cuddle in the sofa let me tell cleaning my cats fur after it rolled in the mud or got twigs stuck in fur i still love the cat but it gets annoying to clean but i still love my fluffy cuddly warm and vibrating pet >>2574293true and i kind of like them equally but i dont like all of both you need to filter and not praise everything even if parts are shit
so guys when are we going to upgrade bruce our dog?
>>2574310Ince we find a way to do it wothout hurting him. Or Bruce will end up like the snake.
>>2574316ok that makes sense and we want something that works thats not just power bullshit and can actually exist without it being dependent on space whale physics bending and breaking and higher dimension quantum quark multi dimensional layering and dimensional anchor cancer
Listen. "Furry" is defined as "wanting to fuck any animal." Sneks, despite being called "scalie" is still fucking furry due to it being nonhuman. Anthro falls under furry, xenomorphs fall under furry.Anything nonhuman at all, damn any and all words/terms people use to pretend they are any different, is furry, okay? And that's the LAST thing I want to say about this, and avoid derailing the thread any further, alright?
>>2574310No experimenting on bruce, we've used him to convince people we're perfectly sane and if we start experimenting on him they'll start to doubt our "I know who my friends are" line
>>2574324Derailing thread? We're talking about the possible forms of the snake we just injected with unknown black shit so we're very much on topic
>>2574326not experimenting on him we just upgrade him we experiment on other animals
>>2574324How do you know this?>>2574326Is that what we kept him around for? I thought we just liked having him as a pet.
>>2574333Having him as a pet 49%Reassuring people we won't do crazy shit to them 1 %Petting his fwuffy head 150%
>>2574333I though so too. But then again i wanted to keep the snake as a pet. The only thing i hope we can do is that she won't destroy our lab/hideout with her spontenous growth which was totaly not Manics fault...
>>2574333>How do you know this?That's the fucking definition, that's why.>>2574329Something like a mini King Ghidorah would be too much to hope for, I think.>>2574336Also Bitch would try to murder us if we tried anything
>>2574329If you consider that Op's anwser to what happend tot he snake was the google search for the fucking world serpent, from the fucking nord mythology i guess we may be dealling with a Anaconda size snake now.Hopefuly she will still want to eat mouses rather then eat people.
>>2574324not everyone want to fuck them but just lots of them and i think the thing with drawing furry there is no easy ugly or wrong like with humans where every fault can be noted and criticized and fantasy would be boring with just humans >>2574355i hope its nothing too big or aggressive or uncontrollable and we dont need to tell bitch
>>2574370Qm linked the image search of the world serpent. Unless he did that to troll us the snake is about to get pretty big...
>>2574355>That's the fucking definition, that's why.From what?>>2574345How do you know what gender it is?>>2574345>>2574370We should've gotten some restraints for the snake, assuming we didn't already.
>>2574381Lets just say that letting this particular snake into the wild (aka the sea) is probably a good idea.
>>2574389Snaking the bay is on the level of gas the bay-tier bad decisions.
>>2574395All im saying anon is that snake is going to get hungry, and ide rather it try go fish than find people.
>>2574382Actualy i think it's a male. Because of Manic dialog.>"Oh no, I have this snake exactly where I want him... >where I want him...
>>2573453Alright I missed this, what happened? Did someone actually go with my idea of E88 and ABB slaughter? Was that from like, last thread?
>>2574395>>2574403I just realize that without Coil in the city to attract the Leviathan, our giant snake will be the main cause for him to show up on Brockton Bay.
>>2574389agreed then it can live its life in the sea with plenty of fish to eat like especially with how it seems leviathan stops them from fishing and sailing alot so it will not go for the small and untasty treats called humans >>2574417that phrase is most often said him and its not that easy to tell the gender of snakes so we dont know yet so it could be a male or female or genderless or have all the parts after this experiment
>>2574420We developed a black serum with our powers....then grabbed a sewer snake and injected the serum in the snake...then we rolled for the effect the serum would have on the snake. Then we rolled two ones...
>>2574424hey only the first 1 counted
>>2574421looks like we are going to make a mind shield or something to stop energymanipulation
Accidentally stabs self in the neck
>>2573967Zion is gone, quest is dead.
>>2574461Nah, he didn't post that a pit opened pUp to swallow us whole.
>>2574461Fuck people like you especially
>>2574512Yeah, fuck the Teen Titans quest QM. Absolutely SOMINUS tier
>>2574461He said three to five hours you cockgobbler
>>2574539Ha, I told you all he would be back!
>>2574526To be fair, at least in the early days of somnius he would kill us off narratively and creatively.
>>2574530>3 to 5 hourssee >>2573967you really aren’t in a position to shittalk if you don’t understand how numbers work
You inject the snake while smiling happily to yourself, black serum vanishing into the serpent's flesh. You wait for a few seconds before things start to happen. Firstly it appears to manifest some kind of black, almost tarry substance over it's skin.Then it begins to grow.Barely a few seconds pass before the snake grows to the size of a man. It breaks through the restraints and knocks you against the wall, you can feel a bone or two snap in your chest, but you aren't hurt quite badly enough to stop you from freaking out. It tears through the wall with teeth like razorblades, then quickly squirms outside, growing all the while.You should probably head after that.After a second of recovery, Piper picks you up and you follow the snake outside. It's almost the size of a bus now, and shows no signs of slowing down.It's very loud now, roaring and screaming at the top of it's lungs as it thrashes and destroys several smaller buildings.what's your plan?
>>2574652Barnaby/ManicStatus:Broken Ribs[Need] 0/20[Gene Fragmentation]45/60Karma:5Money: 4,800 Dollars [-300 Daily]Current power Understanding: mutating body and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancementTrickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.[Trickster's Cane]This is a metal cane with an outer shell made of the same metal as your cards but smooth instead of sharp(obviously) it doesn't cut through things in the same way. Instead it softens whatever it hits and deforms it.The cane also contains a directional electromagnet that allows you to recall your cards after they've been thrown, or technically anything magnetic enough for the beam to affect.
>>2574652Inject it with blue stuff then we kill it
>>2574661You don't have any left dude, you had three vials. then you gave them to Armsdude.
>>2574652>it'll probably sort itself outor>Feed it, you're not you when you're hungy
>>2574665Well shit... Only one solution really.>>2574652>Shock it until it faintsBecause i really doubt that using our gas will help here.
>>2574671We don't have any goo left, it's not like Zion will give us insta knock out juice as a one hit KO for everything
>>2574652Lead it into the bay.....fuck, I can't think of anything else.
>>2574658>PIPER, (Bring) THE GUNS! BITCH, (Release) THE HOUNDS!And take our cane and start hitting it!
>>2574652Happy gas, dear god hit it with the happy gas.We need to take it out before it kills somebody.>It's very loud now, roaring and screaming at the top of it's lungs as it thrashes and destroys several smaller buildings....Before it kills somebody important.
>>2574676guess we either kill it or knock it out. I would much rather have it and release it into the ABB.
Guys, maybe it still likes rats. Or maybe it would like some pizza from the 3rd best pizza place in town
>>2574682We need to knock it out before all that noise attracts someone. Be it a hero or someone else.
>>2574658hit it with the happy gas but dont kill it
>>2574687You idiot the thing is obviously in pain. We need to make it stop screaming or it will reveal were our hideout is!!
GAS GAS GASD20+1
>>2574694I think...it's a REALLY bad idea to mix the gas with this snake. Remember our powers wanted us to inject the serum in ourselfs and we had already taken a swim in the Smile-X. I don't want to give the snake Smile-X breath...as fun as that idea may sound.
Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2574704Were comes another one!!Oh please dice gods have mercy of this poor snake.
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2574704
Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2574704TONIGHT I'LL FIGHT!
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2574704Rolling just for shits and giggles
Seriously, you guys have a lone wolf syndrome, why didn't we ask help?
>>2574717>Squad moral broken >The emperor has abandoned us
>>2574719FUCK YEAH TWENTY! nobody mention the thing
>>2574714I think we got it.If anybody asks, we were taking a shit when it exploded out of the toliet and tried to kill us.If they wonder how it got that big we blame the chemicals in fast food chicken nuggets and the abysmal state of the city's sewer lines and public water supply.
>>2574719The dice gods are starting their revenge after I have forsaken them earlier in the thread, arent they?
>>2574717I think you should stop rolling for a while anon.
>>2574713>>2574714>>2574717>>2574719its a shame no one accidently forgot their modifier.
>>2574731We warned you. But in your hubris, you would not listen.
>>2574731>>2574730Meh, we still got like an 18 so I don't really see the point in getting pissed.
>>2574732Come the fuck on, he rolled a minute later.
>>2574729Yup! Definetly not a thing we tried to do...wonder if we can create more of the Black Goo.Imagine when the end Bringer arives we just send a army of our cute little mutant.
>>2574738Or we inject Lung with it, and have him solo Leviathan.
>>2574736Still if you hadn't rolled we would have got a crit.
>>2574721its less lone wolf and more ‘lets try to cover-up the fact that we unleashed a giant snake we created with a unknown chemical substance before the public finds out’, thats just not good publicity
>>2574739Do you really want to buff Lung?
>>2574734I shall bear this burden in the name of waifus, no gods shall decide our fate in waifus, only men
>>2574742At least we can cook and eat the snake, not to mention that's a lot of snakeskin for cool gear. That's if the snake shrinks and doesn't stay that way with a mutation (thanks shard).>>2574746For him to solo Leviathan and succeed in killing it, with minimal casualties or damage? Hell yes.
>>2574742What are you talking about? this was obviously something caused by the chemicals in the factory mixed with whatever the snake had eaten before...we didn't do nuthing!!
>>2574750And then Lung will come after everyone else.
>>2574751Exactly. Companies need to clean up after themselves better.>>2574748Godspeed, anon.
>>2574742We did nothing of the kind and the fact that you're insinuating such nonsense is grounds for a Libel suit. I will not be slandered sir/madam/freaky alien genotype.
>>2574757>>2574753>>2574751>>2574742>>2574738>>2574737Reminder we can do pic related if anyone asks.
>>2574742We could still have told OUR FUCKING TEAM.
>>2574761They can find out after we die and put it in our will. Just like everyone else.
>>2574750i like the idea about snakeskin gear, but I rather not test the meat, at least not on a human. mutant meat is mever a good idea to eat.
>>2574760Personally I prefer this plan
>>2574761its growing at a exponential rate, if the fact that a giant hole in the wall didnt tip them off that something went horrible wrong, or the bus size snake, we should probably consider a new one.
>>2574765Post more Joker comic pics for Zion to use later.
You push forwards as your bones crush against each other, normally you'd just retreat and heal yourself but you need to stop this thing from getting any bigger than it already is. You hurl a gas grenade towards it's head, desperately trying to slow down its incredible growth.It starts spasming and thrashing as it slowly begins to slow,Unfortunately while its growth slows, its thrashing only increases in strength and vigour.You pull your vision away from the wrecked factory building in time to see a large tail coming for your head.D20-2
Rolled 13 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>2574793
Rolled 4 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>2574793I rolled 3 nat 20 just in the first thread and I can do it again!
Rolled 8 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>2574793
>>2574797>-1Oh fuck, thank god it doesn't count. Good luck guys!
Rolled 16 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>2574793
>>2574803Oh thank fuck for you anon.>>2574797>>2574800OI! Didn't i tell you to stop rolling?
>>2574803a 14, that's only barely a fail.writing
>while its growth slows, Interesting...so this serum can be mixed with Smile-X to cause some other effect...
>>2574809Welp, here comes some new mutations!>>2574808Yes! Then I made an extensive search for fucks to give, and found none!
>>2574809It has come > ragnarök
So i guess the lesson here is, if we ever go try and do more experiments we should have some Blue GooTM by our side.
We should inject bruce.Have a fenrir to our ... giant snake thing.
>>2574809Oh goody, only barely a concussion.
>>2574823The lesson is don't pick mystery boxes. Ever.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>2574809On a nat 20 everything shall be daijobu
So, assuming we keep this thing.How are we going to feed it? I'm thinking a bus sized snake needs a lot of food and it's gonna look awfully suspicious if we bring a herd of cattle over to an abandoned warehouse every week.
>>2574853Shit, I think the bigger problem is that if anyone asks where the bigass snake came from they are probably going to find our base
>>2574850Welp I tried>>2574853We're gonna need to make a shrink goop to counter act the grow goop.If we spin this right we can still make it into good PR as well
>>2574853Get Bitch to buff her dogs and then feed Snek their meat suits.
>>2574853Like hell we're keeping this thing. We dissect it to see just what the fuck the black goo did to it and then make ourselves and our minions some snazzy snake skin suits. Don't know what we're going to do with the meat, but I'm sure we can figure out something.