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Last Thread: >>250271

Twitter: @QuestingQM

Last time on Dragon Quest, we vassalized Iceland, got a cool new eye, got HUNGRY AS FUCK, Claw got bigger, we also found some shit out about our neighbors, such as the Hellenic Union's heir being a fucking minotaur, the Warsaw Pact not actually being human, and Austria-Hungary trying to get Ubersoldiers.

You have just awakened from your slumber, and find yourself empty of food. You require sustenance. You march down to the kitchen where your wife is, and the kitchen cannot keep up with either of your appetites.
Actions
>Try to hunt something down... It is clear the kitchen cannot handle your appetite (Survey)
>Fuck it, you can just eat a forest or something. You can eat anything, right? Hell, you could probably just eat dirt... Or mine with your teeth... Hm.
>Write-In
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>>256226
>>Try to hunt something down... It is clear the kitchen cannot handle your appetite (Survey)
Big game hunter!
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>>256226
>>Fuck it, you can just eat a forest or something. You can eat anything, right? Hell, you could probably just eat dirt... Or mine with your teeth... Hm.
Mining with our teeth, you say?
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>>256226
>Fuck it, you can just eat a forest or something. You can eat anything, right? Hell, you could probably just eat dirt... Or mine with your teeth... Hm.
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>>256226
>Try to hunt something down... It is clear the kitchen cannot handle your appetite (Survey)
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>>256226
>Fuck it, you can just eat a forest or something. You can eat anything, right? Hell, you could probably just eat dirt... Or mine with your teeth... Hm.
Let's eat us a mine.
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Waiting five more minutes.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling
1=Survey
2=Eat a hole!
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You decide to hunt the forests for food, like you used to back in the old days.
Roll me a 1d20+2 for finding something.
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Just did the math we only need to eat 1000 pounds of butter a day to meet caloric intake
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>256266
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>256266
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Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>256266
Wow, we did not do a lot of hunting did we?
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Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>256269
fuuck.
rolling for save.
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>>256277
So close, but not quite enough. Time to eat dirt literally.
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>>256266
But op there was 2 for survey
>>256239
>>256247
And 3 for eating whatever
>>256247
>>256238
>>256237
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EcoAnon reporting in...this hunger is not treasury safe!
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>>256287
Agreed, we'll have to devote all resources to solving this problem, somehow.
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>>256282
>>256235
Mislinked one of the survey votes.
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>>256290
>>256267
Jesus it's not that bad
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>>256282
Shit, must of mixed one of them up. I'll switch it but still use the nat one.

You realize that eating dirt and rocks is for plebians... You require real game! Something fit for an emperor!
Or you know, you could just take a nap.

>Find REAL game... Whatever that is.
>You could just take a nap for a while, and wait for the kitchens to adjust to accommodate you... But who will rule in the meanwhile?
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>>256290
This hunger is not diplomatically safe, bad bad bad! we basically have chronic masturbation but instead of masturbation, it's eating.
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>>256297
>Find REAL game... Whatever that is.
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>>256297
>Find REAL game... Whatever that is.
Maybe we'll deal with a monster infestation we didn't know we had.
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>>256299
just become friends with ukraine (if it exists yet) they have the highest production of butter in europe
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>>256267
>>256297
>>Find REAL game... Whatever that is.
>>
Looks like REAL game wins.

You soar above the Baltic Ocean, mostly because it's closer. Your stomach is rumbling... You must find food.
You see four targets, each one of varying qualities.
>A Cruise ship... Who cares if it's tourists ahead to Stockholm, you need the food.
>A Hellenic Convoy, you don't know them and they might not know you.
>A NATO Battleship, they had it coming anyways. Especially because it's NATO.
>You have heard of... Great pastures that sell something called "Butter" in the east... You shall find this sacred food called Butter.
>Meh, just go back and hibernate for a week.
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>>256315
>You have heard of... Great pastures that sell something called "Butter" in the east... You shall find this sacred food called Butter.
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>>256315
>You have heard of... Great pastures that sell something called "Butter" in the east... You shall find this sacred food called Butter.
we will find this golden cream.
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>>256315
>>You have heard of... Great pastures that sell something called "Butter" in the east... You shall find this sacred food called Butter.
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>>256315
>>You have heard of... Great pastures that sell something called "Butter" in the east... You shall find this sacred food called Butter.
Are we gonna end up as a fatdragon instead of /fit/dragon we are now?
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>>256297
>A NATO Battleship, they had it coming anyways. Especially because it's NATO.
Let's cause an incident, after all, tanks are so very, very tasty.
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>>256325
we'll work it off, just calories for the war machine.
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>>256325
I assume our metabolism is extremely high so no.
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Btw, if no one realised it, we're about to cause an incident no matter what option we take. I'm not sure if these pastures are in Soviet or Germany though.
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>>256325
Remains to be seen.

You fly eastward, and go on the QUEST OF BUTTER, and you fly over what seems to be a poor farming village, with a gravel road going to a highway.
This may be what the ancient texts refered to as "Ukraine".
Actions
>Land, and demand they "give me butter or give me death, so I can eat your corpses." (Intimidate)
>Land and attempt to sneak into their buttery halls, in your quest for BUTTER! (Agility)
>Write-In
I am having too much fun writing this.
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>>256352
I'm crying right now this is beautiful
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>>256352
>Land, and demand they "give me butter or give me death, so I can eat your corpses." (Intimidate)
RED EYE!
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>>256352
>Land, and demand they "give me butter or give me death, so I can eat your corpses." (Intimidate)
In what lands does Ukraine lay in this setting? Is it in Soviet hands?
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>>256352
>>Land and attempt to sneak into their buttery halls, in your quest for BUTTER! (Agility)
...What could possibly go wrong?
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>>256352
Seduce them
>Land, and demand they "give me butter or give me death, so I can eat your corpses." (Intimidate)
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>>256360
Yep.
>>256362
Oh god I don't know how to write slavic butter dragon sex anon.
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Roll me a 1d20+8 for BUTTERY DEMANDS!
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Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>256370
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Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>256370
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Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>256370
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Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>256370
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Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>256370
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>>256375
>Update
6+8=14
Borderline Failure

You land outside the village...
"Give me butter, or give me death, peasants!"/red]
One of the peasants yells...
"PROTECT THE BUTTER! FOR COMRADE STALIN! CHARGE!!!!
About twenty peasants rush towards you attempting to hack at your scales. You'd laugh, if you weren't hungry.
Actions
>Eat them.
>Leave em be, and steal their butter.
>Kidnap the females and the butter.
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>>256390
>Leave em be, and steal their butter.
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>>256390
>>Leave em be, and steal their butter.
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>>256390
>>Kidnap the females and the butter.
Be sure to come back much later, to steal their women again.
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>>256390
>Leave em be, and steal their butter.
No need for more babies.
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>>256390

>Kidnap the females and the butter.
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>>256390
>Kidnap the females and the butter.
It's the most entertaining option.
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>>256399
>No need for more babies
Anon, there is always more need for babies. We shall shower these slavic hordes in our white draconic grace.
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>>256390
>>Leave em be, and steal their butter.
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>>256390
>>Kidnap the females and the butter.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.
1=No Kidnapping
2=Kidnap
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>>256405
Seeing how we're going to starve our land, I see no reason to make more.
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>>256409
Based dice is based.

You first rip off the granary from the ground and the roof, and basically just fucking chug the entire butter granary in a few gulps. You require more sustiance however. You also decide to kidnap the females (all of them.) and fly off, for you are BUTTER DRAGON "defender" of women, innocence, and butter!
>Butter Eaten: 250/2500 lbs

Actions
>You're going to need a bigger hit... Maybe you can attack a Butter Convoy?
>Demand the women give up the location of where the butter reserves of Ukraine are.
>Raid some more villages for Women and Butter! Two things that go good together!
>Write-In
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>>256424
>Demand the women give up the location of where the butter reserves of Ukraine are.
Butter is more important.
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>>256424
>>Raid some more villages for Women and Butter! Two things that go good together!
LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING!
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>>256424
>Demand the women give up the location of where the butter reserves of Ukraine are.
We will be known as the anililator of butter.
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>>256410
It's only when we give the pregnant women that mutagen do they get super hungry.
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This feels like the best worst movie on Sci-Fi right now.
I don't know how to feel about this anymore, but laugh.
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>>256424
>Enslave Ukraine to solely make butter
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>>256424
>Demand the women give up the location of where the butter reserves of Ukraine are.
Maybe we can deal with this mutation by eating years worth of food.
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>>256424
>Demand the women give up the location of where the butter reserves of Ukraine are.
>>256433
Our children risk inheriting it from us even without the mutagen. We need to make something that prevents that from happening.
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>>256442
I got the solution for that, we alchemy up some dragon strength birth control.
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>>256442
That;s going to be a more fun alchemy project.
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>>256450
we have enough kids.
>>256442
we should get elizabeth to help us. She owes us one.
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>>256450
>>256452
Seeing how our rolls, we might become infertile. Besides, we have enough children to worry about.
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>>256450
I was going to suggest something like that.
>>256452
It shouldn't be that hard actually, we just need to keep refining what we already have until we get a variant that ensures our hunger doesn't get passed down the line.
>>256454
Seconded, in fact, we might be able to do something about HER hunger. Should be easier than trying to fix ours.
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Demand wins!

You yell to the young woman on the top of your horns.
"You, tell me where the Butter Reserves are!"
"No, I'll never tell you! NEVER!"
"...I'll let you eat a little bit of it."
"Deal. It's about five miles away"
You circle above the Fuel and Butter reserve of Ukraine, guarded by USSR troops... This will be hard.
Actions
>BLITZKRIEG NOW! (Body)
>Reveal your eye and go full BUTTER BESERKER! (Body)
>Attempt to infiltrate in human form, and drain the butter. (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>256460
Couldn't we just do anal?
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>>256464
>>Reveal your eye and go full BUTTER BESERKER! (Body)
Ukraine is weak.
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>>256464
Reveal your eye and go full BUTTER BESERKER! (Body)
>>256466
>this shit posting
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>>256464
>BLITZKRIEG NOW! (Body)
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>>256464
>BLITZKRIEG NOW! (Body)
DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
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>>256464
>Reveal your eye and go full BUTTER BESERKER! (Body)
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>>256464
BUTTER BERZERKER
Also,ignore my (maybe) rolling. I'm trying to post via the Fortune app.
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Roll me a 1d20+11 for BUTTER BESERKING
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Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>256478
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Rolled 3 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>256478
eye or not?!
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Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>256478
ALL WILL BE EATEN!
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Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>256478
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Rolled 20 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>256478
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Rolled 5 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>256478
ded rhodoks errywhere.
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>>256480
Blitzkrieg = No eye
Berserking = Eye
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>>256485
yes
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>>256485
R.I.P. butter reserve, you never stood a chance.

BUTTER FOR THE BUTTER DRAGON!
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>>256485
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[spoiler[Nurgle is going to pay us a visit[/spoiler]
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>>256502
more like Slaanesh
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>>256481
17+11=28
Overwhelming Success!

You open your left eye, and get ANGRY! YOU MUST CHUG THE FUCKING OIL AND BUTTER NOW!
You come crashing into the butter silo, and slice off the tops, the soldiers look at you in confusion, and you begin chugging the butter silos down. The soldiers cheer you on, mostly because they realize it's probably best to get on your side rather then get eaten. After the major silos are drained, you start shoving the smaller ones in your mouth. The soldiers at this point are actually attempting to fight back, realizing otherwise they might get killed for beign a traitor. You ignore them, and start chugging the oil, getting ANGRIER... Wait for it... And breathe oil fire all around the fucking storage, including the forest. You then shoot a laser into a fucking tank and fly off, closing your eye.
Butter Dragon is Best Dragon.
>Butter Eaten: 2500/2500 lbs.

You fly back home with the women you kidnapped, and you turn from SEARING MAGMA HOT ANGRY to REGULAR ANGRY.

You land in your lair, and release the women for later... First, you must do science!
Actions
>Attempt to reduce the effects of your hunger (Alchemy)
>Make fake butter... (Alchemy.)
>Write-In
>>256511
Me? I'm betting on Slaneesh, Khorne, and a little bit of Tzeentch.
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>>256517
>Attempt to reduce the effects of your hunger (Alchemy)
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>>256517
>Not using the 20. QM pls.

>Attempt to reduce the effects of your hunger (Alchemy)
>>
and now to create Margarine!
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>>256517
>>Attempt to reduce the effects of your hunger (Alchemy)
And FAST!
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>>256485
I didn't notice... You guys get a free natural twenty on any success now, just feel free to call it because I missed the nat 20.
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>>256517
>Attempt to reduce the effects of your hunger (Alchemy)
Let's figure it out and give this shit to Elizabeth
also we ate 10205829 calories
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Whelp, roll me a 1d20+5 for alchemy.
>inb4 nat one
>inb4 you now are /fat/ instead of /fit/
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>256529
That's a lot of butter.
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>256534
Can we use our 20 from earlier on this?
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>256534
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>256534
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>256534
when Stalin gets a report that says a dragon chugged butter granieries like it was ocktoberfest and shot eye lasers, he's just gonna think they were drunk right?
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>>256534
I suggest we use that natural 20 for this.
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>>256539
Sure, poll below
Use Nat 20 from before?
>yes
>no
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>>256544
>Yes
We need one for this.
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>>256544
No, if this fails, we'll ask Elizabeth to help us
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>>256544
Yes
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>>256542
Oh shit, you nearly made me forget something, thanks laddie.
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>>256544
Yessss. If we get super successfulw e may be able to suppres our wifes hunger as well
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>>256544
>no
Failure is fun with alchemy.
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Looks like yes wins.

Writing.
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>>256544
YES
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>>256560
YOU FOOLS, we have a fucking ally for this damn it.
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>>256564
We'll probably need her help anyway. This way we'll at least not burden her too much when we do go to request her aid.
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>>256564
ah well, it'll be funny at least.
>>
After a few hours of working and resisting the urge to lathe yourself in butter (which you don't have), you eventually come up with something you like to call... Mutagen B. B for Butter.

The mutation works on you, and nearly anyone so long as they have draconic DNA, it essentially makes all food eaten be more effective, and effectively just returns you to your old self. Along with your wife.
However, the one weakness is in times of extreme emotion, the mutagen get's slowed down by the nervous and brain system, so the pill doesn't effect in times of heavy emotions.

After you mutate yourself, you feel a whole lot better. And feel bloated to hell. You shouldn't of eaten all that butter.
You go upstairs, and give your wife the mutagen. She hugs you and says "I was looking fat anyways." and goes away. Now the only time you have to worry about her being super hungry is during her period!

It is nearly night.
Actions.
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Visit Iceland.
>Reform the Economy again...
>Change a Policy
>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
>Send for more concubines! (Free Action)
>Take care of the slavic women you kidnapped... (Free Action)
>Write-In
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>>256578
>>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
Holy magic/Bible
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>>256578
>>Take care of the slavic women you kidnapped... (Free Action)
>Visit Iceland.
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>>256580
supporting
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>>256578
Draconian EU! Let's do it!
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>>256581
Seconded.
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>>256581
support
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>>256581
we did promise them butter..
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>>256586
>>256581
>>256589
>>256590
Are we really visiting Iceland with it turning to night?
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>>256581
Looks like this wins

You decide to take care of the slavic girls, who just look around, amazed by your lair.
Actions
>Make the slaves.
>Make them servants.
>Make them permant concubines.
>Make them soldiers.
>Just let them be free, or whatever.
Additionally...
>Give the one girl a frozen butter stick? (Your personal favorite.)
>Don't do it.
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>>256599
>Make them servants
>Give the one girl a frozen butter stick? (Your personal favorite.)
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>>256599
>Make them servants.
>Give the one girl a frozen butter stick? (Your personal favorite.)
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>>256599
>>Make them slaves.
>Give the one girl a frozen butter stick? (Your personal favorite.)
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>>256599
>Make them servants.
>Give the one girl a frozen butter stick? (Your personal favorite.)
How many are there?
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>>256611
About twenty.
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>>256599
>Make them servants.
>Give the one girl a frozen butter stick? (Your personal favorite.)
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>>256599
>>Make them servants.
>Give the one girl a frozen butter stick? (Your personal favorite.)
>>
You make them servants, and give the girl who helped you a butter stick. She nods faithfully and you decide to travel to Iceland. Of course, because it is nighttime, it takes until early morning to actually find Iceland. You land by the shore, by a traditionalist longhouse village. The people apparently haven't woken up yet.
Actions
>Find the capital, Reykjavik.
>See if you can't find some of the heathen priests... Perhaps they might tell you of your future?
>Write-In
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>>256626
>Find the capital, Reykjavik.
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>>256626
>>See if you can't find some of the heathen priests... Perhaps they might tell you of your future?
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>>256626
>>Find the capital, Reykjavik.
We have a proposal to make.
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>>256626
>Find the capital, Reykjavik
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>>256626
>See if you can't find some of the heathen priests... Perhaps they might tell you of your future?
>Acquire trait secret tolerance of norse pagans
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>>256636
>Toleranting pagans
Maybe for business but nothing more.
>>
You decide to travel to the capital in your human form to avoid suspicion, and by about early noon you see it, a mighty city of longhouses, old harbors, and untouched by the modern world.
Current Form: Human
You walk into the town dressed in your noble regalia, and a few of the townsfolk snicker at you, or make back-handed comments about you. Eventually you reach what seems to be the chieftan's longhouse, and go inside.
"Hello? Is the High Chief here?"
"Oi, who might you be?"
"Depends, are you the chieftan?"
"Aye, that I am... Who are you?"
Actions
>Reveal yourself as their overlord, Renexizious.
>Simply say a traveler... (You decided to wear your eye patch for this part, mostly because the norse have a thing about traveler's and eye patches.)
>Write-In
>>
>>256648
>Simply say a traveler... (You decided to wear your eye patch for this part, mostly because the norse have a thing about traveler's and eye patches.)
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>>256648
>>Reveal yourself as their overlord, Renexizious.
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>>256648
>Simply say a traveler... (You decided to wear your eye patch for this part, mostly because the norse have a thing about traveler's and eye patches.)
This place may have nothing for us.
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>>256648
>Reveal yourself as their overlord, Renexizious.
No impersonating other gods.
Unless we plan to become one.
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>>256648
>>Simply say a traveler... (You decided to wear your eye patch for this part, mostly because the norse have a thing about traveler's and eye patches.)
>>
You decide to say you are a traveler!

"My name is not important... What I want, is well... To talk."
"Talk about what, stranger?"
Actions
>Any prophesy about a dragon or something? (Charisma)
>Write-In
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>>256681
>Any prophesy about a dragon or something? (Charisma)
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>>256681
>Any prophesy about a dragon or something? (Charisma)
Didn't we just wake up one day? Maybe they know something.
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>>256681
>>Any prophesy about a dragon or something? (Charisma)
>>
>>256681
>>Any prophesy about a dragon or something? (Charisma)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7 for this shit.
>>
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>256691
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Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>256691
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>256691
>>
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>256691
the art of the con.
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>>256699
well then
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>>256699
The economy demands it.
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>>256699
20+7=27
Critical Overwhelming Success!
Whelp, lore bomb coming

The chieftan nods, and motions for you to follow him into the back room.

"In a byegone era, where the gods did not live, was a world unlike ours, full of other races, full of the dwarves, full of the elves, full of all sorts of... Mythical creatures. Then, one day, it vanished. Humanity came around, led by these beings. That would later fall into legend, as dismissed as myth. Then, the legends say "In the days of large longhouses, where man rules the skies and earth, where no other race may exist, there will be a harbinger, the first of the Dragons, their oldest brother, blessed by the ancient gods of Bahamut, and Tiamat. Blessed by the the ancient world, souls of great leaders will rise once more, men of unparalleled valor will fight against evil and tyranny. The Harbinger, shall be the light of man, and the darkness held within it."
"That is all?"
"That is all, the rest has faded into legend, and myth."
Interesting... You on your flight back to Stockholm, think about how you shall change the world.
I'm ending it here tonight guys, I'm exhausted and also sleep-deprived.
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>>256728
Goodnight
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>>256728
Sounds like a nice guy, when are we going to meet him? Reminder only a Gold Dragon can create something like Communism
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>>256728
we is prophetical warriors now my dudes
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So question, how exactly does our digestive system work? Do people like, live in our stomach because it seems we have no real means of venting our stomach. Just a passing question, because I've been wondering this a little. Also, is there any mutations for our digestion system?
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>>257308
We can eat pretty much anything. The acids in our stomach are like, super powered/magical
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>>257308
we also have an acidic spit, I tried getting us to hide someone in our mouth and was told it's a bad idea, I assume anything we consume near instantly dies.
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Thinking about it, I think the dragon in China might be a gold one.
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>>257605
it could be... we havent seen one of those yet in our children and i dont think OP would re-use colors when he could add some variety
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>>257727
Mostly because the gold dragon is very asian themed, if it's a traditional one, it will be a very big problem.
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>>257400
So, if we kiss someone they're going to rest in pepperoni? Honestly, that could be very effective way of assassination, if we claim it's a "tradition".
Slightly saddened by No dragon stomach civilizations living off whatever we eat

>>257816
Could be that the OP isn't letting us have metallic colored baby dragons, because we are chromatic after all, and I think he wants this to be semi-D&D after all.
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>>257858
what I'm saying is this dragon in China might fuck us up, I hope our Liam Neeson spy return soon.
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>>257865
did the OP specify if the Warsaw Pact is explicitly owned by dragons, because they might just be ruled by something else, like rakashkas or something.
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>>257876
No specifics, this is all we got.
>After reading through the documents, you find that the Spanish spy apparently found evidence that some of the leaders of the U.S.S.R might be... Well... Not human. From there, it ends. No specifics given at all.
The rest of it is just us assuming things.
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>>257876
>>257889
we do know that the facist revolution in China is being led by a dragon.
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Just one more question since I'm new, are our children more effective then mutated humans, and if so, should we attempt to outbreed humanity?
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>>257906
Our children are more effective, but by technical means most of our children aren't actually our children, they're the nobles, so breeding too much can take power away from us, rather quickly. I honestly think we have enough kids, if we want more, we'll pork our wife for more true dragons.
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>>257906
Unless you want ruin the earth with our monstrous appetite, no.
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>>257978
We could probably make a gestaltation mutagen that zeroes the chance that we pass that trait on to the next generation.
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>>258185
Both our wife and us have the same hunger gene unless you want destroy our DNA.
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>>258261
The gestalltation mutagens can give mutations to the kid by affecting the pregnancy, Making one that prevents them from getting a mutation shouldn't be impossible. Even if we can't save ourselves from having it.
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Alright, I'm back from work, so I'm ready to clarify a few things.
>>257978
Hereditary traits are usually downgraded, and Ultra Hungry would simply just become Very Hungry.
>>257400
This, to be honest your mouth is extremely hostile to anything entering it (and probably smells, to be honest.)
>>257308
Your digestive system? I haven't really thought too much about this, but it's basically a mixture of basic human biology (shitting, pissing, etc), and your breath attack also is venting your stomach (via magical bullshittery), and there are quite a few mutations for your digestion system...
Writing the next update in a few minutes.
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Your flight back to Stockholm is uneventful, and you fall into a sleep, dreaming of this prophecy...
You feel stronger... And a distance memory comes back to you. A human, in black hair and an office suit, additonally with black pants and dress shoes.
Mutation Point unlocked, you only!
>Stable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation/Abillity (Not attributes!)
>Unstable Mutation
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
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>>258624
Would it be possible to make a gestalgation mutagen that prevents our children from inheriting a trait altogether?
>>258647
Which of our mutations can and can't be upgraded? It's not marked on the sheet if they are Extreme or not.
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>>258647
>>Stable Mutation
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>>258647
>>Stable Mutation
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>>258656
You can upgrade all of them. Except the eye.
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>>258672
Alright then.
>>258647
>Upgrade Mutation
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>>258675
(Please specify which mutation you want to upgrade m8.)
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>>258647
>Stable Mutation
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>>258679
>Upgrade Mutation
>Ultra Hungry
We could make it less severe like that right?

Yes, I know we got the pill, but I think we could still benefit from trying to tone it down. Not that it matters right now since everyone else want a stable mutation. But it would be nice to know for next time if I got how it works right.
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Stable Wins!

Select one.

>Slimy (Slime coats your scales, granting you a +2 to Agility, and the ability to (sort of) stick to objects.)
>Expanded Mouth (Your mouth grows larger, similar to that of a snake. Things which you could not normally eat fast, such as Battleships and what not, are now much more faster to eat. Grants a +2 to Eating rolls.)
>Extreme Breath (Increases the effects of your breath further, allowing you to freeze ocean water over, along with most objects.)
>Enlarged Dick (Just a +2 to Sex rolls. Also a larger dick.)
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>>258708
>Expanded Mouth (Your mouth grows larger, similar to that of a snake. Things which you could not normally eat fast, such as Battleships and what not, are now much more faster to eat. Grants a +2 to Eating rolls.)
OM NOM NOM!
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>>258708
EXTREME BREATH
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>>258708
>Extreme Breath (Increases the effects of your breath further, allowing you to freeze ocean water over, along with most objects.)
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>>258708
>Extreme Breath (Increases the effects of your breath further, allowing you to freeze ocean water over, along with most objects.)
Would pick dick if you did more NSFW stuff but I don't' want this quest to become a smut quest..
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>>258716
Generally speaking I randomly roll for what you guys get from a limited list.
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>>258708
>Slimy
Become the true butter dragon
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>>258708
Mouth
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>>258726
Upgrade to larger and just mound tanks barrels on us and become the tank cuz we can breath under water
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Going to wait ten more minutes.
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>>258715
Breath is agility and we ain't got non>>258716
Why breath it is agility and we ain't got none
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Looks like it's a mix between Expanded Mouth and Breath

1=Mouth
2=Breath
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Your mouth is now noticeably able to be dislocated now, this should help a lot in shoving shit down your throat.

You wake in the morning, feeling tired from your flight from Iceland. You seem to have a free morning, judging from the lack of servants, or children, or wife trying to interrupt you.
Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Reform the Economy again...
>Change a Policy
>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
>Plan war with a nearby country. (Tactics)
>You know, you need to make the Germans like you... Why not plan for a sort of vacation there to boost public awareness about you?
>Send for more concubines! (Free Action)
>Recruit some soldiers!
>Write-I
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>>258778
>>You know, you need to make the Germans like you... Why not plan for a sort of vacation there to boost public awareness about you?
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>>258778
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
Holy magic
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>>258778
>Write-In
>Plan a meeting with your loyalist party to ease their fears about the direction you're taking the country.
These guys: U.C.F.S (National Conservative Front of Sweden), current Loyalist Faction. 38% of the populace is this.) (ANGERED)
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>>258778
>>You know, you need to make the Germans like you... Why not plan for a sort of vacation there to boost public awareness about you?
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>>258778
>>258784
>>258792

I'll switch to this, we need our fanatics on our side, after all.
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Waiting five more minutes.
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>>258792
This
>>
Looks like vacation wins.

You decide that it might be time to get the Germans on your side a little more... You find the German Diplomat's office, and open it.
"Ja?"
"Ah, diplomat! I have a request to make of you."
He starts sweating.
"W...What is it?"
"I want to take a vacation in your country."
He sighs.
"Oh, good. I shall make arrangements."
After an hour of waiting, the Diplomat sees you.
"Sir, mein Kaiser has granted you a grand suite in a hotel, while you explore our glorious country! He hopes you will enjoy the country's oktoberfest which will be in only a handful of days!"
Oh, that's right. Oktoberfest was in a few days.
Actions
>Thank him, and prepare to be off... And declare a regent for the next few days.
>Put it off for a while...
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>>258849
>>Thank him, and prepare to be off... And declare a regent for the next few days.
Wife can rule, as long as she doesn't eat anyone. Well, nobody that didn't deserve it.
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>>258849
>>Thank him, and prepare to be off... And declare a regent for the next few days.
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>>258849
No it doesn't, not even close. We had 1 vacation to 2 meet the party when you said 5 more minutes, and after 6 we got a third vote to meet the party.
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>>258856
Hang on, recounting.
Son of a bitch, someone switched halfway through it. I'll be more thorough next time, sorry.
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>>258859
It's ok, mistakes happen.

And most times it's ok to roll with it. But with a 3 to 1 I felt I had to correct you on this. Sorry for slowing things down.
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Who do you appoint as regent?
>Claw.
>Elizabeth.
>Revenaris
>Charlemagne
>Hans
>Anitta
>Write-In
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>>258876
>>Charlemagne
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>>258876
>>Elizabeth.
>Charlemagne
>Revenaris
Have those two acompany her and learn how to rule properly
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>>258876
>Elizabeth.
If something happens then she will have the sense to get help from the Queen.
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>>258876
>Elizabeth.
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>>258884
Switching my vote from being just Elizabeth to this.
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>>258884
Looks like this.

You tell your two legitimate sons to listen to Elizabeth, and make sure that they learn how to rule. They agree, and you begin packing your things. In an hour, the private ship the German Kaiser has sent has arrived, and you ride the ship down to Danzig.
On the passenger ship, is countless people, all wearing suits and other high-class clothing. You are not execpt from this, and you are wearing a (rather fanciful) suit with a red tie to fit in.
Actions
>Talk to some of the passengers.
>Wait until we arrive.
>The Kaiser did say it was nearly oktoberfest... Maybe you could find where some alcohol is?
>Write-In
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>>258901
>Talk to some of the passengers
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>>258901
>>The Kaiser did say it was nearly oktoberfest... Maybe you could find where some alcohol is?
What could possibly go wrong?
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>>258901
>>Talk to some of the passengers.
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>>258901
>>Talk to some of the passengers.
We can be pretty social when we want to.
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You talk to some of the passengers... It seems this passenger ship is for higher class people, and people all the way from the Hellenic Union have come to Berlin for what seems to be the Oktoberfest Festival. You even meet the Serbian Emperor, Constantine XII od Koscovo who meets you and asks who you are.
Actions
>Tell him you are in fact, Renexizious, dragon emperor of Sweden.
>Just laugh him off and say no one of importance.
>Ignore him.
>Write-In
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>>258939
>>Just laugh him off and say no one of importance.
Followed immediately by
>Tell him you are in fact, Renexizious, dragon emperor of Sweden.
TO see his reaction
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>>258939
>>Just laugh him off and say no one of importance.
People act different in regards to others status, from lower to peerage to higher. This offers us an opportunity to look at this man.
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>>258946
Supporting.
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>>258939
>Just laugh him off and say no one of importance.
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>>258946
thirding
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"Heh, I'm no one of real importance, Emperor."
"Somehow, I doubt it."
"Good, because I am an Emperor as well... Emperor Renexizious, in fact."
He puts his hand out in a shaking motion, and the two of you shake hands.
"For the sake of our two countries, I hope we get along. Might I ask of where you might be staying, friend?"
Actions
>Answer him this, he seems nice enough.
>Nope, you trust no one. Especially kebab removers.
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>>258971
>>Answer him this, he seems nice enough.
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>>258971
>Answer him this, he seems nice enough.
It should be a well known fact we're friends with the Germans. Might as well tell the truth about our destination.
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>>258971
>Answer him this, he seems nice enough.
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>>258975
>>258977
>>258984
supportin
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"Ah, I am staying in one of Berlin's hotels."
"Same with me, were you invited by the Kaiser?"
"...No, I just asked if I could go over for a vacation."
"Interesting... I still wonder why he invited me."
"What do you mean?"
He puts his hands on the railing of the ship.
"He claims to be the "True Heir of the Roman Empire... But everyone knows it is Sribja! The Light in the Blackness that is the Balkans! We were the ones to the drive out the Muslims! Not the Germans!"
He calms down.
"Maybe it is just me being paranoid, but I only came because I wish for him to end this claim against the glorious Roman Empire, rather then have his kind tarnish it."
"His kind?"
He looks back at you.
Actions
>Press him further on this... (Diplomacy, HARD)
>Alright, either the Kaiser or this guy isn't human. No one uses that. (Intimidate.)
>See if you can't get him to bribe you for his slip up... (Juda- I mean Diplomacy.)
>Write-In
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>>259010
>Press him further on this... (Diplomacy, HARD)
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>>259010
>Press him further on this... (Diplomacy, HARD)
Pheromones to full effect!
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>>259010
>>Alright, either the Kaiser or this guy isn't human. No one uses that. (Intimidate.)
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>>259010
>Press him further on this... (Diplomacy, HARD)
Seduce him
>>
Roll me a 1d20+8 for this.
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Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259039
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Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259039
>>
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259039
Have we found another creature of myth and legend?
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>>259045
18+8=26
Good Success

"What do you know?"
"Nothing. I swear."
"I can tell you are lying... And let me tell you, the odds are not in your favor if you are."
"Never tell me the odds."
"Tell me, who or what are you, or the Kaiser?"
"I'm human, do not worry!"
"Then tell me, what is the Kaiser?"
"Listen, we cannot talk here. Another room prehaps?"
"Very well... But if you are lying, I will have your head."
You head to Constantine's room, where he sits down on the bed.
"Before you ask how I know, I was taught in his court by Otto von Bismark himself... While he played his wargames, I actually learned how the court worked."
He turns around.
"It was a hot, midsummer night. I saw Wolfgang going out for a stroll, and I decided to follow."
"Continue."
"I saw him approach a figure, who's skin was golden scales, and I saw Wolfgang's scales to turn gold. Only for a minute, and the two of them seemed to hug."
Son of a bitch... Is this another dragon? Or could it be a son of one?
"Interesting... Does the story end there?"
"No, for a few minutes later he found me, and I guess he thought I knew, but thought better about killing me... He did say if I told anyone what happened, he would disembowel me."
"Jesus, that is... That is rather harsh."
"Yes... Can I count on you not ratting me out?"
Actions
>Sure.
>Nope!
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>Sure.
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>>259096
>Sure
We'll not reveal how we found out at least.
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>>259096
>Sure.
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>>259096
>>Sure.
>>
"I promise I will not tell Wolfgang."
"Good. Now, let us drink to the future."
The two of you drink and you land in Danzig, where you take your baggage. A vehicle seems to wait for you, presumably an automobile. You wave to Constantine, and enter it. Within two hours, you arrive at your hotel, check in, and unload your shit.
Actions
>Schedule a public event so people in Germany can get to meet you, and you'll raise their opinion of you.
>See if you can't get an audience with Wolfgang.
>See if Constantine is still in town, and start drinking with him.
>See the German restaurants... And see how long it takes for them to run out of food you sate you.
>See if you can't meet with the Reich's head general... Off the books, of course.
>Write-In
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>>259140
>>Schedule a public event so people in Germany can get to meet you, and you'll raise their opinion of you.
We're hip, we're cool, and we're a fucking dragon, and we're hip, and we're cool..
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>>259140
>See if you can't get an audience with Wolfgang.
The opinion of the Kaiser is the most important one here. And maybe if we ask his theories about what kind of non-humans rule the Warsaw Pact we could worm out of him what his secret is without revealing we already know he isn't human.
>>
Ending voting in about ten minutes.
>>
Where did everyone go?
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>>259140
>See if you can't get an audience with Wolfgang.
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>>259149
seconding
>>259180
mostly sleeping
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>>259140
>>See the German restaurants... And see how long it takes for them to run out of food you sate you.
>>259140
>>
Looks like meeting Wolfgang is chosen.
Writing.
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You head to the German Palace, and wait there for a good hour or so, until Wolfgang lets you inside. The beauties of the court are astounding, statues, paintings, German crosses, and the occasional suit of armor marks the hallways.

"Ah, hello mein friend! How are you enjoying your stay in the Reich?"
"It is wonderful, Wolfgang... Now tell me..."
Actions
>See if you can connect the Warsaw Pact's nonhuman leaders with Wolfgang via clever wordplay. (Diplomacy, VERY HARD.)
>Tell him you know he's not human... You can smell it on him. You guess. (Diplomacy, HARD.)
>Demand he tell you who he's been serving all along... (Intimidate, VERY HARD)
>Write-In
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>>259213
Oh,shit. I really don't know,guys. I probably shouldn't have gotten drunk before getting here.
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>>259213
>See if you can connect the Warsaw Pact's nonhuman leaders with Wolfgang via clever wordplay. (Diplomacy, VERY HARD.)
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>>259213
>Tell him you know he's not human... You can smell it on him. You guess. (Diplomacy, HARD.)
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>>259213
>Tell him you know he's not human... You can smell it on him. You guess. (Diplomacy, HARD.)
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>>259213
>>See if you can connect the Warsaw Pact's nonhuman leaders with Wolfgang via clever wordplay. (Diplomacy, VERY HARD.)
>>
>>259213
>>Tell him you know he's not human... You can smell it on him. You guess. (Diplomacy, HARD.)
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>>259213
>Tell him you know he's not human... You can smell it on him. You guess. (Diplomacy, HARD.)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+8 for telling him.
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Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259237
We're a white dragon, we know these things.
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Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259237
>>
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259237
>inb4 pushing our luck
>inb4 nat 1
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>>259244
Hell yeah, that should do it.
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>>259244
nice
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>>259244
17+8=24
Good Success!

"Wolfgang, I know about you not being human."
His face turns red with anger.
"Who told you this?!"
His usual German accent vanishes completely.
"I will not tell you, Wolfgang. Who are you... Really?"
He turns around, his skin turning into golden scales.
"I am a servant of Tiamat, the true goddess of these lands."
Oh shit, fuck, are you dealing with cultists?
"Tiamat, eh? What has she given you?"
"Unlimited power!"
"Can you turn into a true dragon?"
"...No."
Then it's not really unlimited power.
"So? She is still my mistress, and I would be glad to put a heretic such as yourself on a pike for the Dragon Goddess!"
Actions
>Yeah, no. Time to take power? Yes.
>Intimidate him and tell him to back down. (Intimidate)
>Heh. You actually worship Tiamat yourself... (Give up Christianity)
>Bring him back into the fold of Christ. (Conversion, VERY HARD)
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>>259256
>Bring him back into the fold of Christ. (Conversion, VERY HARD)
>>
>>259256
>Intimidate him and tell him to back down. (Intimidate)
Let's get all the facts on the table first.
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>>259256
>>Intimidate him and tell him to back down. (Intimidate)
I've crippled and annexed nations by my own hand. You don't have the strength to take me.
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>>259256
>>Intimidate him and tell him to back down. (Intimidate)
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>>259256
>>Intimidate him and tell him to back down. (Intimidate)

Threaten to tell his mother, Elizabeth.
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>>259256
>Intimidate him and tell him to back down. (Intimidate)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+8 on intimidation.
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Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259271
We won't even need barbaric.
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Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259271


>>259276
>Taunting the dice
Anon. Anon pls.
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>>259276
With that kind of roll? No, we don't.
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>>259276
15+8=23
Good Success.

"Calm down, or else."
He starts sweating, once he realizes he's...
A: Only hostile target in the room.
B: In front of Renexizious.

"I... I don't know what your trying to pull... But I don't consent, you hear me!"
You facepalm.
"You fool, I am not going to give you a tumble, I will tell your mom and sister, and you will hear how disappointed they will be once they learn you ONLY got golden scales out of worshipping a dragon goddess."
He sulks slightly.
"Tha... That's true, actually."
"Why did you even worship her in the first place?"
"Well... I heard her in a dream, and I met her first hand. She promised power, so long as I drank a vial of her blood and took her commands."
"Sounds like you just got tricked by a dragon attempting to control you. An incompetent one at that."
Actions
>Just shake your head at him and bring this rogue dragon to JUSTICE!
>No dragon-hunting for you. You'd rather just call Elizabeth and tell her how dissapointed you are with him.
>Write-In
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>>259299
>>Just shake your head at him and bring this rogue dragon to JUSTICE!
Dragonfight? Dragonfight! DRAGONFIGHT!
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>>259299
>>Just shake your head at him and bring this rogue dragon to JUSTICE!
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>>259299
>>Just shake your head at him and bring this rogue dragon to JUSTICE!
Explain he just got a shitty version of our own mutagen, and offer him a vial of mk4 for him to become better than some punk dragonblooded. Better than having him under the thumb of some je- I mean, gold dragon.

White dragon pride, man.
>>
>>259299
>Just shake your head at him and bring this rogue dragon to JUSTICE!
>>
>>259312
Seconded.
>>
You just shake your head at the dude.
"If you wanted the good shit, you should of asked me."
"Hey! She made this offer when I was like... Fourteen!"
"Should of held out for a better offer."
You promptly leave and fly above the sky...
Current Form: Dragon
Actions
>See if you can't just talk to random people to see if they have seen a random gold dragon flying by. Asking for a friend, of course. You don't have time to shapeshift back to human form. (Charisma)
>Attempt to find it from above. (Survey, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>259324
>>See if you can't just talk to random people to see if they have seen a random gold dragon flying by. Asking for a friend, of course. You don't have time to shapeshift back to human form. (Charisma)
>>
>>259324
>>See if you can't just talk to random people to see if they have seen a random gold dragon flying by. Asking for a friend, of course. You don't have time to shapeshift back to human form. (Charisma)
>>
>>259324
>>See if you can't just talk to random people to see if they have seen a random gold dragon flying by. Asking for a friend, of course. You don't have time to shapeshift back to human form. (Charisma)
This oughta be the hard choice.
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>>259324
>See if you can't just talk to random people to see if they have seen a random gold dragon flying by. Asking for a friend, of course. You don't have time to shapeshift back to human form. (Charisma)
>>
>>259324
>Write-In
>Roar out a challenge to Tiamat, no one messes with our allies. Even if they weren't our allies when they were being messed with.
>>
>>259335
You guys are absolute shit at survey, of course it's going to be hard for the survey.

Roll me a 1d20+8 for this.
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Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259345
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>>259347
kek
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>>259347
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>>259347
Nice.
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>>259347
wish we had this roll for this >>259338
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>>259366
Yeah, that would have been truly epic.
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>>259347
20+8=28
Critical Overwhelming Success

You fly over a village. One with an obviously terrified populace, slightly charred land, and severe lack of butter. You land in front of the village, who seems adjusted to this.
"I assume you guys know where the local dragon is? I'm here to take care of Tiamat."
They all point to the not at all conspicuous cave. You thank them and go into you, and you decide to sneak down. Even after causing a mini-avalanche thanks to your clumsiness.

Inside, is a golden dragon... Not Tiamat, as Tiamat would most likely have nine or more heads... This just looks like a dragon, a young one at that.
Actions.
>Sneak attack! (Agility)
>Eat it while it sleeps, since you a /fit/ dragon. (Body)
>Body-Slam it and take it prisoner. (Body)
>Freeze it over, should be easy enough. (Agility)
>Spit acid in it's face, it should distract it allowing for you to finish it off.
>Reveal your eye...
>Write-In
>>
>>259376
>>Body-Slam it and take it prisoner. (Body)
>>
>>259376
>Body-Slam it and take it prisoner. (Body)
>>
>>259376
>>Body-Slam it and take it prisoner. (Body)
mm yes.
>>
>>259376
BODY SLAM
>>
>>259376
>>Spit acid in it's face, it should distract it allowing for you to finish it off.
>>
>>259376
>Body-Slam it and take it prisoner. (Body)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+11 to pull a John Cena.
>>
Rolled 2 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>259388
>>
Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>259388
D-D-DROP THE ELBOW!
>>
>>259392
>259392
19+11=30
Overwhelming Success!

You come to a forward charge, and she slightly wakes up, looking towards at you, a giant behemoth flying in the air, in a cave, trying to elbow smash her unconcious. She goes to rub her eyes, and you come smashing down on her stomach. Everything she ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner is thrown up on the ground, and she is K.Oed. That was extremely easy... But then again, for a dragon she was quite small. (Or you are just insanely large.)
Actions
>Force her to transform into human form and interrogate her. (Intimidate)
>Just eat her. You just wanted a quick kill.
>Write-In
>>
Ecoanon reporting in...a gold dragon working for Tiamat?
>>
>>259398
>Force her to transform into human form and interrogate her. (Intimidate)
>>
>>259398
>Force her to transform into human form and interrogate her. (Intimidate)
>>
>>259398
>Force her to transform into human form and interrogate her. (Intimidate)
Where is Tiamat!
>Inb4 it's really her and she tried to appear mightier than she really is
>>
>>259398
>>Force her to transform into human form and interrogate her. (Intimidate)
New pet dragon get?

>>259402
Nah, just a young punk trying to do shit by using a big name
>>
>>259398
>>Force her to transform into human form and interrogate her. (Intimidate)
>>
>>259402
Either that or a gold dragon is claiming to be Tiamat. Also, the Kaiser has taken a shit mutagen.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+9.
(Intimidate Leveled Up from last time you used it.)
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Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>259419
ROAR
>>
Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>259419
>>
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>259419
Fuck. Okay, let's try harder.
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Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>259419
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>>259424
Whelp, you guys want to use Barbaric?
>Yes
>No
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>>259431
yes
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>>259431
Yes
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>>259431
FUCK.
>Yes
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>>259431
Yes.
>Rage eye?
we're basically a Fatalis now
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Alright... You guys roll me a 1d20.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>259441
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>259441
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>259441
Let's try again!
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>259441
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Dice (1d20)

>>259442
>>259443
>>259444
jesus
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>>259444
>Update
13
Failure!

You attempt to force it to change to human form, but it's starting to wake up.
"Oh shit! It's you!"
It attempts to flee.
Actions
>Yonk it by it's tail! That yippersnapper ain't going no where! (Body)
>Attempt to cleave her wings so she'll be unable to fly. (Body)
>Freeze it (Agillity)
>Spit acid in her face so she will get distracted and possibly fall! (Agility)
>Write-In
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>>259451
>>Yonk it by it's tail! That yippersnapper ain't going no where! (Body)
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>>259451
>Yonk it by it's tail! That yippersnapper ain't going no where! (Body)
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>>259451
>Yonk it by it's tail! That yippersnapper ain't going no where! (Body)
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>>259451
>>Attempt to cleave her wings so she'll be unable to fly. (Body)
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>>259451
>>Yonk it by it's tail! That yippersnapper ain't going no where! (Body)

>>259449
>No mods to roll
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>>259451
>Yonk it by it's tail! That yippersnapper ain't going no where! (Body)
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Roll me a 1d20+11 for grabbing her tail.
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Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>259462
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Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>259462
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Rolled 9 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>259462
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Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>259462
She ain't going nowhere.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>259462
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>>259465
14+11=25
Overwhelming Success!

You grab her by her tail, and she yells for help.
You throw her to the back of the room, where she falls over injured.
"What do you want?!"
Actions
>Demand her transformation into human Form. (Intimidate, HARD)
>Eat her, too much trouble otherwise. (Body)
>Write-In
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>>259475
>Demand her transformation into human Form. (Intimidate, HARD)
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>>259475
>Demand her transformation into human Form. (Intimidate, HARD)
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>>259475
>>Demand her transformation into human Form. (Intimidate, HARD)
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>>259475
>>Demand her transformation into human Form. (Intimidate, HARD)
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Whelp, roll me a 1d20+9 for that.
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Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>259486
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Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>259486
what's the DC for a very hard roll,. 20?
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Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>259486
And if this don't work, we can always beat her.
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>>259487
nice.
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>>259487
>>259487
>>259487
20+9=29
Critical Overwhelming Success!

"Transform to your human form, worm."
"No! I will not be your concubine! I do not consent!"
"Why does everyone think I'm going to rape them!?!?!"
She transforms into human form, and you look her over. A good-looking, slim teenage human.
"How old are you?"
"...Twenty."
"Only twenty? Why aren't you stronger or bigger?"
"I take this as you aren't as old?"
"I'm only four months!"
She looks extremely confused.
Actions
>Demand her surrender and turn her into German authorities. (Intimidate, HARD)
>Offer her a job... She is a dragon after all. (Diplomacy.)
>Take her prisoner. Via kidnapping.
>Write-In
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>>259503
>>Take her prisoner. Via kidnapping.
Where's that rape horse image when I need it?
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>>259503
>Offer her a job... She is a dragon after all. (Diplomacy.)
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>>259503
>>Take her prisoner. Via kidnapping.
Then later on we can
>Offer her a job... She is a dragon after all. (Diplomacy.)
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>>259503
>Offer her a job... She is a dragon after all. (Diplomacy.)
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>>259503
>Offer her a job... She is a dragon after all. (Diplomacy.)
we dragons gotta stick together
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Roll me a 1d20+8 for diplomacy.
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>>259503
>>Offer her a job... She is a dragon after all. (Diplomacy.)
concubine put that sauve on
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Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259521
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>>259516
>>259514
>>259512
Aw come on, I've always wanted to see what a white-gold mix looks like.
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Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>259521
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>>259525
I'm going to feel like an idiot...are we a white dragon?
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>>259531
Yeah dude, we've got ice breath and everything.
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>>259535
Oh my god, I thought we were a red dragon the entire time because the OP image is a usually a red dragon and we talk in red text...
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>>259508
Found it.
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>>259525
We can set her up with one of our sons instead. It's time they find wives anyways.
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>>259524
19+8=27
Good Success!

"You know kid, I like you."
"Why are you refering to me as "kid?" I'm way older then you!"
"Shut it or I'll eat you.
She snivels in the corner.
"Work for me, and you shall bring glory to the Rei- I mean Empire of Sweden.
She hesitates.
"Fine. Only if you promise to pay me. Alot."
"How much?"
"We can decide that later. First off, I cannot move my legs, for you have broken them."
"Don't worry, I never leave a dragon behind."[/spoiler]
"Fine, just don't drop me into the Baltic."

You take her back home, and into your lair. She is apparently impressed, for some reason.
Actions
What position are you going to give her?
>Chief Economist.
>Knock her out and attempt to make her a concubine...
>Knock her out and make her a test subject.
>Chief Librarian
>High Marshal
>Chancellor
>Courtier
(Just going to point out she was the size of a tank, while your the size of a nine story building, in a gargantuan cave.)
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>>259554
>>Knock her out and attempt to make her a concubine...
super dragon babies...
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>>259554
>Courtier
For important things to send and receive.
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>>259554
>>Knock her out and attempt to make her a concubine...
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>>259563
A courtier and a Courier is two very different things.
A courtier is basically a noble-in-waiting.
A courier is someone who delivers packages.
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>>259554
>Courtier
We could make her a concubine later.
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>>259554
>Chief Librarian
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>>259521
>>259554
>>Courtier
We can always make her a concubine later
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>>259577
She ain't gonna agree with it..
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>courtier
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>>259578
isn't Anita Chief Librarian?
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>>259554
>>Chief Economist.
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>>259593
Wasn't she the head sorceress?
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Looks like courtier wins.

"You shall be a courtier for the time being."
She nods, tells you her name (Which is Lorrainia) and runs off, and promptly asks a servant "What the hell is a courtier?"

You walk throughout the lair, and it seems your servants have finished Charlemagne's Room and the Concubine Room...
Actions
>Check on your son... He will be needing a girl soon, he is the heir after all.
>Check on your second son, he may be younger, but may need some encouragement.
>Tell Claw to attempt to seduce the new dragon in court... It'll be funny, at the very least.
>Write-In
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>>259613
>Check on your son... He will be needing a girl soon, he is the heir after all.
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>>259613
>Check on your second son, he may be younger, but may need some encouragement.
Chec is too paranoid, but isn't Vic in Japan?
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>>259613
>Check on your son... He will be needing a girl soon, he is the heir after all.
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>>259613
>>Check on your son... He will be needing a girl soon, he is the heir after all.
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>>259613
>>Check on your son... He will be needing a girl soon, he is the heir after all.
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>>259617
Viktor is your third son.
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>>259613
>>Tell Claw to attempt to seduce the new dragon in court... It'll be funny, at the very least.
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>>259624
I thought we only had 2 direct kids.
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>>259613
>Check on your second son, he may be younger, but may need some encouragement.
He is a true dragon, much better match.
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>>259626
Check the sheet, we have had two kids with Elizabeth, and three kids from our concubines. A fourth is on the way.
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>>259627
Please this, but I want vik to get it, a golden red dragon would be fucking insane.
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>>259627
They can always share her, it's good.
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>>259631
Yeah, but aren't the concubine kids considered to be the nobles. which is the point of us having concubines?
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>>259638
Here is how it works.
Legitimate Children remain under your control until you die or are disabled. Then you play as the heir.
Your illegitimate children basically go off to do "whatever" and attempt to get lands and shit. They are still of YOUR family, but also tend to stay with their mothers.
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>>259646
Can you mark the kids and the heirs on the doc please? Because I'm a retard who thought we were a red dragon
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Looks like check on your son wins.

You knock on the door, and hear a slightly yelp from inside. A strangely feminine voice.
You open the door, and see Charlemagne reading Mein Kampf on his huge bed. The book is upside down. His room is adorned with pictures of your role-models, and it seems he's already begun to settle in.
"How can I help you dad?"
Actions
>Book upside down, feminine yell? Your son is probably keeping company... Now the question is... Who is it?
>Chuckle and leave...
>Check under the bed.
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>>259662
>Check under the bed.
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>>259662
>>Book upside down, feminine yell? Your son is probably keeping company... Now the question is... Who is it?
Dammit boy we just brought you a good woman and you already have one.
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>>259662
>Chuckle and leave...
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>>259662
>>Book upside down, feminine yell? Your son is probably keeping company... Now the question is... Who is it?
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>>259662
>Book upside down, feminine yell? Your son is probably keeping company... Now the question is... Who is it?
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>>259662
>Book upside down, feminine yell? Your son is probably keeping company... Now the question is... Who is it?
Point out the book is upside down.
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>>259662
>Book upside down, feminine yell? Your son is probably keeping company... Now the question is... Who is it?
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You lean on the door.
"The book is upside down."
He sighs.
Then, you see underneath the bed a snake's tail.
"Are you keeping company with the slaves?"
He sighs.
"No dad, that's just my waif- I mean that's just Svana."
You hear a sigh and... A yuan-ti wearing a S.S uniform comes out. You recognize this as the Yuan-Ti you converted back at Oslo.
"Nice to see you again, Renexizious."
"Heh, nice to see your getting along well with my son."
Your son blushes, and that's saying something for a red half-dragon.
"At least she's not a degenerate, like all the other women."
Svana sighs.
"He's nice once you get to know him."
Actions
>Leave and laugh, your son actually got that snek from before.
>Attempt to convince him to hang out (at the very least) with Lorrainia. (Diplomacy)
>Demand them to stop this right now. It is not right for your son to date a peasant.
>Write-In
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>>259700
>>Leave and laugh, your son actually got that snek from before.
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>>259700
>Leave and laugh, your son actually got that snek from before.
Anything else is magical realm.
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>>259700
>Leave and laugh, your son actually got that snek from before
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>>259700
>Attempt to convince him to hang out (at the very least) with Lorrainia. (Diplomacy)
Hah, waifus. Dragons get harems like real men.
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>>259700
>Attempt to convince him to hang out (at the very least) with Lorrainia. (Diplomacy)
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>>259700
>Leave and laugh, your son actually got that snek from before.
She may not be royalty but he won her in fair combat
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>>259700
>Leave and laugh, your son actually got that snek from before.
He's into the same stuff as ren judging from the S.S uniform.
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>>259700
>>Leave and laugh, your son actually got that snek from before.
More dragon for us, then. At least it guarantees we'll be getting full dragons as any children.

I don't get why people want to give away the FIRST other NATURAL full dragon we ever find. The hell, anons.
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>>259700
>Leave and laugh, your son actually got that snek from before.
Give him a thumbs up
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You decide to leave your son and his "waifu" and you decide there is only really two other people you can let court Lorraina.

>Tell Revenaris to court Lorraina. It should be... Interesting.
>Tell Claw to date Lorraina, and prepare for spaghetti.
>>259714
Not really, there is a 1/4th chance to get a Half-Dragon.
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>>259721
>Tell Revenaris to court Lorraina. It should be... Interesting.
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>>259721
>>Tell Revenaris to court Lorraina. It should be... Interesting.
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>>259721
>>Tell Revenaris to court Lorraina. It should be... Interesting.
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>>259721
>Tell Claw to date Lorraina, and prepare for spaghetti.
But ask him first if he's even insterested
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>>259721
>Tell Claw to date Lorraina, and prepare for spaghetti.
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>>259721
>Tell Revenaris to court Lorraina. It should be... Interesting.
He seems to have the most traits compatible for a gold dragon.
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>>259721
>>Tell Revenaris to court Lorraina. It should be... Interesting.
So, dragon and dragon doesn't increase their chances? Could we cook up a gestaltation mutagen to up their odds?
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Is Svan the four armed one?
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>>259730
Nah, we just keep trying until we get one.
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>>259731
Yes, it's the one our son was wounded fighting in Oslo.
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>>259731
>>259731
Yep.

>>259730
It does... Here is the odds.

Dragon+Human
1-3=Dragon blood
4=Half-Dragon
Dragon+Dragonblood
1-2=Dragonblood
3-4=Half-Dragon
Dragon+Half-Dragon
1-3=Half-Dragon
4=Dragon
Dragon+Dragon
1=Half-Dragon
2-4=Dragon
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>>259732
But, think of the science we could do!

Speaking of science, we never completed our yuan-ti mutagen research. A half-dragon half-yuan-ti sounds like it would be really strong.
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>>259700
can we try to add Lorrainia to our harem? if so i vote that
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>>259737
Alright, thanks for the info.
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>>259740
Why research when we have a bunch of slaves right here?
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>>259737
>>259741
Seconded. A 75% chance of full dragon every kid is too good to pass up.
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You decide to ask your son.
Your son is currently watching television, apparently watching a channel which show-cases weaponry types. Including your famous Autokarbiner.
"Heya dad! Wanna hang out with me?"
"In a sense... Have you considered dating?"
He looks at you concerned
"You don't think I'm gay, do you?"
"No, not at all..."
Actions
>Yeah, tell him you think he might be gay... Maybe reverse psychology will win!
>Shoot for the skies, tell him to court Lorraina.
>Yeah... On second thought... You kind want her for yourself.
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>>259751
>>Yeah... On second thought... You kind want her for yourself.
yesssss.
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>>259751
>>Yeah... On second thought... You kind want her for yourself.
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>>259751
>Yeah... On second thought... You kind want her for yourself.
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>>259751
>Shoot for the skies, tell him to court Lorraina.
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>>259751
>Shoot for the skies, tell him to court Lorraina.
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>>259751
>Yeah... On second thought... You kind want her for yourself.
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>>259751
>>Shoot for the skies, tell him to court Lorraina.
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>>259751
>>Yeah... On second thought... You kind want her for yourself.
Come on, we can't pass up a full dragon! At least, not our first one!
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"You know... On second thought... I'm not going to sit here."
"Dad! Stop avoiding the question!"
"WHAT!?"
You flee, and attempt to find Lorraina. Which you do, it's pretty easy since you have to follow the bewildered nobles, and the apparent smoke. Eventually you find your concubine Betrid, who is looking quite fat.
"Where is Lorrania?"
"Sh...She's trying to... Cook."
Mother of god.
You run in, and see her attempting to cook pancakes, which look extremely burned. She is ruining a healthy, hearty breakfast food.
Actions.
>Kidnap her like the viking you are, and haul her back to the concubine room. Along with the pancakes. And some butter.
>Attempt to seduce her. (Charisma)
>Flee from the burning pancakes!
>Write-In
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>>259769
>Flee from the burning pancakes!
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>>259751
>Shoot for the skies, tell him to court Lorraina.
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>>259769
>>Attempt to seduce her. (Charisma)
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>>259769
>>Kidnap her like the viking you are, and haul her back to the concubine room. Along with the pancakes. And some butter.
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>>259769
>Attempt to seduce her. (Charisma)
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>>259769
>>Attempt to seduce her. (Charisma)
if we succeed make sure to bring the butter
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>>259768
You do realise your son is also a full dragon right?
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>>259769
>>Kidnap her like the viking you are, and haul her back to the concubine room. Along with the pancakes. And some butter.
She'll like it when we're done with her.
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>>259777
Yeah, but we can't fuck our son.

Actually, let me rephrase that. Anons won't VOTE to fuck our son. Also can't give us a kid if we did.
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>>259769
>Write-In
>BE an indecisive FUCK and get Revinaris here
HE IS ALSO A FULL DRAGON! And he doesn't have this stupid hunger gene!
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>>259783
But he's significantly weaker than us.
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>>259782
...You know what I mean. He can also get full dragons, we don't need a second wife to get full dragons! Your argument is flawed!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 for VIKING CHARISMA
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Boys i think we should expand the Dragon Corps, with two more divisions of Infantry, and a mechanized unit
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>>259789
So is she! All our children will be weaker than us. Come on guys, this is our best bet at getting a full dragon lineage going for our kids. And seriously we just abandoned our kid when he needed our advice!
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>259793
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>259791
>only getting/taking what we NEED
Bro. Do you even dragon?
Besides, he's:
A. Weaker than us.
B. A few weeks old.
C. NOT us.
D. A million other reasons.

>>259793
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>259793
I hope we get a 1, I really fucking do.
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>259793
>>259798
...
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>259793
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>>259796
Hey, she can have multiple babies, chill out.
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>>259796
Now our kid will question his sexuality and most likely experiment with the soldiers. What have you done, Anons?!
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>>259798
Well what do you know.
>>259799
In my opinion what we need is heirs for our heirs. Also, our kid needed our advice, and we ran out on him, not going to be over that one.
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>>259798
Looks like being a dick to your second son critical failures.
Writing.
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>>259807
Do you even history? That kind of shit destroyed dynasties.
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>>259808
We deserve this.
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>>259812
Son, we've reached saturation of Sodium Chloride.
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>>259810
It's also what built them in the first place.
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>>259808
>implying this stops anything
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>>259817
Yeah, I'm a bit salty. I won't deny it. It bothers me even more that I was busy when you guys decided to be dicks to our kid. The feeling of not being able to even do anything about this because I didn't pay attention in time kind of sucks.

That part is my fault, not yours, but it still feels sucky.
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>>259798
1+5=6
You bring out your inner viking charisma. This translates as badly as you think it is. She slaps you once you attempt to give her your sexy face. So you go to the old, traditional ways. You haul her over your back, and start carrying her towards your lair anyways. It's how things were done in the old days with dragons.

Revenaris, meanwhile is outside your lair, pacing back and forth, and sees your carrying you Lorrania. He apparently gets inspired, and runs off. Or rather, flies off.
Actions
>Try this from the top, attempt to persuade her to be your concubine. (Diplomacy, VERY HARD)
>Use her for SCIENCE! Take her to the testing chambers!
>Write-In
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>>259832
>>Write-In
>Just fuck her on the bed already.
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>>259832
Say it was just a prank and she passed the test. Give her a raise.
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>>259829
we're dragons, not emos, the kid isn't going to start cutting himself because we ignored him. I don't want a kid, but everyone else does, so we should at least make ourselves the father.
>>259832
>Try this from the top, attempt to persuade her to be your concubine. (Diplomacy, VERY HARD)
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>>259832
>Write-In
>Get Revenaris in here, let him give this a try.
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>>259839
This
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>>259825
Dude, this is necrotic all over again, it changes everything. >>259832
>>259837
Supporting this.
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>>259839
this
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>>259832
>>Try this from the top, attempt to persuade her to be your concubine. (Diplomacy, VERY HARD)
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>>259832
>>Try this from the top, attempt to persuade her to be your concubine. (Diplomacy, VERY HARD)

>>259839
Bro, lay off the salt. I am legit worried about your health. Your gonna get sodium poisoning.
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>>259839
We're doubleteaming her with our son? Kinky.
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>>259839
>>259839
Revenaris flew off, probably to do what his dad is attempting to do. So you want to chase after him?
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>>259839
Switching to this.
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>>259847
Sure, let's find the brat.
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>>259847
yep, with the woman in tow.
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>>259847
Lets do it
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Well, roll me a 1d20-4 to do this. It's also counted as a HARD roll, thanks to your really bad agility.
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>>259847
Find him and bring him the woman!
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>259858
Oh shit... Come on 20!
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>259858
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>259858
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>259858
Great job saltanon, you made us roll for agility. We're *great* at that.
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>259858
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Rolled 8 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>259858
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

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>>259861
I typed in negative and it came out positive.
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>>259862
first Hard Critical Failure... Which means it's a bigger critical failure then normal.
Writing.
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Rolled 18 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>259858
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>>259865
Sorry...
>>259862
Fuck!
>>259870
You need to roll +- for it to work.
>>
>QM asks are you SURE you want to do that?
>Anons: YEAH IT'LL BE GREAT
>Agility check
>Nat 1
>Our sons dead
>The girls dead
>The armies dead
>>
we get to autistic when we go for girls. I'm lurking until we go back to politics.
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>>259862
I-I-I didn't mean things to turn out like this
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>>259876
He just said "Do you want to do that?" and that 19 might have been a success.
>>259880
None of us did, none of us did.
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>>259879
It was all fine until that one dude was convinced we were the worst parent ever and to fix it we had to double team a girl with our son.

>Chase our son? Sure! Our agility is fantastic! We can totally catch him!

Damnit man, you've transferred your salt to me!
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>>259883
I never said double team, that was another anon. Personally I think it went south when we decided to be a dick to our son, that's when we got the first nat 1.
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>>259862
Critical Failure!
HARD CRITICAL FAILURE none the less!

You leave Lorannia in the concubine room, and leave her to sleep off her anger, while you chase after your son into the night. This does not end well. You opened your mouth to yawn, after hearing something else yawn. That yawn was apparently a passenger airplane, which you just swallowed. Hopefully no one will go looking for them. Then, that's when you realize that there is no wind, and your slowly falling into the ground... Into what seems like Oslo...
Oh shit, that is Oslo.
You come crashing down straight into the industrial sector, dealing quite a bit of damage.
Oslo Manufactories are now Damaged.
Tourism has been lowered.

Switch PoV
>Stay as Renexizious and just go home.
>Be Revenaris, and try to get a princess to impress your dad!
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>>259894
>Be Revenaris, and try to get a princess to impress your dad!
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>>259894
>>Be Revenaris, and try to get a princess to impress your dad!
Let's go for a change of pace while Renexizious licks his wounds. And his wounded pride.
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>>259890
We were never a dick to our son though. We had a SINGLE conversation with him that we could ahve rectified at literally any point in the future, but you instead insisted we dropped everything in the middle of an important situation to go coddle him and fuck a girl with him. That's not good parenting, that's suffering from ADHD.

>>259894
>Stay as Renexizious and just go home.
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>>259894
>>Be Revenaris, and try to get a princess to impress your dad!
We can still get our son to score.
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>>259894
>Stay as Renexizious and just go home.
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>>259894
>>Be Revenaris, and try to get a princess to impress your dad!
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>>259901
And just up and leaving our son was not equally ADHD? We entered, he asked to talk, and we were like "Fuck this, I need to get laid, screw you son". Please tell me how that was any different.
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>>259894
>>Be Revenaris, and try to get a princess to impress your dad!
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>>259894
>Be Revenaris, and try to get a princess to impress your dad!
>>259900
>>259912
Drop it you two, let's just play.
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Looks like Revenaris wins.

You are Revenaris, a white dragon, all around pretty chill dragon (hah!), who enjoys weapons and loves his nation. Recently, your dad has run away when he accidentally said he though you were gay. You must redeem your honor by shagging a princess.
You are DETERMINED to do this.
Actions
>Great Britian has a few princesses, such as Scotland and Wales!
>Germany? You were always a sucker for oktoberfest!
>Spain? You must admit, you love spanish "cuisine" and also their accents!
>Italy? Sure, what's the worst that could happen?
>Serbian Empire, never heard of them? Maybe they have good-looking royalty!
>Austria-Hungary, you enjoy their pianos and their nice-looking architecture. Kinda reminds you of your dad in a ways.
>Write-In (So long as it is not part of your territory)
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>>259894
Can we get a quote and fix the manufacturing? we need that income.
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>>259912
He didn't ask to talk, though. We we're in the middle of doing things and we're on track to do them until you came in and went 'OH SHIT WE'RE THE WORST PARENT DOUBLE TEAM THE DRAGONGIRL TO FIX IT'.

The worst part is you did that EXACTLY after he showed up, and was going to solve the problem himself by finding his own princess on his own initiative. You dropped everything to go chase after our son who was doing his own thing to make us proud. Fine, it wasn't ADHD, but it was a serious dick move.

Regardless,
>>259919
Has the right of it. It's over, I'm salty, Oslo is damaged, whatever.
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>>259922
>Austria-Hungary, you enjoy their pianos and their nice-looking architecture. Kinda reminds you of your dad in a ways.
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>>259922
>>Austria-Hungary, you enjoy their pianos and their nice-looking architecture. Kinda reminds you of your dad in a ways.
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>>259923
>Austria-Hungary, you enjoy their pianos and their nice-looking architecture. Kinda reminds you of your dad in a ways.
Let's fuck these guys over, maybe Germany will be happy with us.
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>>259922
>>Austria-Hungary, you enjoy their pianos and their nice-looking architecture. Kinda reminds you of your dad in a ways.
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>>259922
>>Austria-Hungary, you enjoy their pianos and their nice-looking architecture. Kinda reminds you of your dad in a ways.

>>259923
Didn't we just recently get our income to the point where we weren't actively losing money per session?
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>>259922
>Austria-Hungary, you enjoy their pianos and their nice-looking architecture. Kinda reminds you of your dad in a ways.
>>259924
We went to our kid, and asked him if he had considered dating. He DID ask to talk, and then we left after he asked if he was gay. He didn't come to us, we came to him.
Read. The damn. POST! >>259751
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Looks like Austria-Hungary wins.

Current Form: Dragon
After flying over Germany, you come across Vienna, a lively city... With your vision, you see three places that may interest you...
>A royal ball, being held in a noble's mansion not too far outside of town.
>A royal castle, with a strange glow coming from the basement.
>The military march fields, where a few people are gathered at this late hour to apparently drill... One of the figurines look more feminine than the others.
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>>259945
Fucks sake man, drop it. Let's just get on with this.
I get it, you have an obsession with being a parent that just ruined our manufacturing in Oslo, whatever. It's over. Quit it.

>>259946
>A royal ball, being held in a noble's mansion not too far outside of town.
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>>259946
>>The military march fields, where a few people are gathered at this late hour to apparently drill... One of the figurines look more feminine than the others.
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>>259938
Yes, yes we did. Fortunately we have some surplus to use.
>>259946
>A royal castle, with a strange glow coming from the basement.
Ooooooh, a mystery.
>>259949
Fine.
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>>259946
>>The military march fields, where a few people are gathered at this late hour to apparently drill... One of the figurines look more feminine than the others.
Switch.
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>>259946
>>A royal castle, with a strange glow coming from the basement.
It'll look good if we look like we are saving a princess while kidnapping her, get that subconscious stockholm syndrome
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>>259961
Switch to what? You already voted on that one.
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Looks like castle wins, writing.
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>>259965
That's what I'm switching to.
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>>259970
You do realise that both of your posts before that quoted the same post, and used the same greentext right?
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You fly over a ball... You know a few things you could do.

>Break in Dragon Form, like what dear old dad would do. It wouldn't be nice though, to ruin that party. (Body)
>Attempt to intimidate the door guard to let you in Half-Dragon form. (Intimidate)
>Uh... Just attempt to walk in Human Form?
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>>259975
>>Break in Dragon Form, like what dear old dad would do. It wouldn't be nice though, to ruin that party. (Body)
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>>259975
>Break in Dragon Form, like what dear old dad would do. It wouldn't be nice though, to ruin that party. (Body)
If our goal is to make dad proud, this is the way to do it alright.
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>>259975
>Attempt to intimidate the door guard to let you in Half-Dragon form. (Intimidate)
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>>259975
>>Break in Dragon Form, like what dear old dad would do. It wouldn't be nice though, to ruin that party. (Body)

>>259974
oh whoops.
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>>259975
>Attempt to intimidate the door guard to let you in Half-Dragon form. (Intimidate)
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Roll me a 1d20+6 for breaking and entering.
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Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>259994
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Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>259994
Like father, like son!
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>>260000
fugg.
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Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>259994
>>260000
Like father like son indeed
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>>260000
quads confirm like father like son
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>>260000
I'm fully expecting us to get stuck in a wall and go full spaghetti mode.
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>>260000
Ouch. And this son doesn't have barbaric.
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>>260000
1+6=7
Critical Failure!

You decide to dive towards a wall, and you suddenly get stopped. You can't move. At all.
Damn.

You attempt to wiggle your way out, but the guards watching you attempt wiggle out are laughing their butts off.
"Not funny guys, I'm trying to get a princess."
They speak Austrian, which you can't understand, and are basically laughing at you. You feel disappointed in yourself. What would dad think?
Actions
>Transform into Half-Dragon form and attempt to fight your way through the castle! (Body)
>Wiggle more! (Agility)
>Maybe you can attempt to eat the walls? (Body)
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>>260017
>Wiggle more! (Agility)
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>>260017
>>Transform into Half-Dragon form and attempt to fight your way through the castle! (Body)
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>>260017
>>Transform into Half-Dragon form and attempt to fight your way through the castle! (Body)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6 for this.
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Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>260027
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Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>260027
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>>260027
I'm not rolling on this one.
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Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>260027
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>>260029
well atleast if our son fails here he can still give a good tumble to Lorrania back at home right?......right?...
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>>260030
13+6=19
Good Success!

You transform and wiggle your way out of the wall, and while the guards are distracted, you punch one unconcious and scramble his rifle, which turns out to be a Kar98... Shiny.
The other guard attempts to raise his rifle, but you've already hit him with the butt of your rifle.
Actions
>Charge! Loot the castle and princesses while attempting to defend yourself!(Firearms)
>Just use your fists, you don't want to kill anyone. (Body)
>You bet the princess is probably just in the top tower, you can always just skip the looting and grab her and run!
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>>260043
>Charge! Loot the castle and princesses while attempting to defend yourself!(Firearms)
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>>260043
>>Charge! Loot the castle and princesses while attempting to defend yourself!(Firearms)
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>>260043
>Charge! Loot the castle and princesses while attempting to defend yourself!(Firearms)
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Roll me a 1d20+3 for lootin and shootin.
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>260051
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>260051
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Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>260051
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>>260057
After all that happened, this really feels good to see.
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>>260057
that's it.
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>>260057
good GOOD
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>>260057
20+3=23
Critical Success

You grab the rifle, and kick the throne room's door down, where apparently the Emperor of Austria-Hungary is. You fire a few shots in mere instants with your bolt-action, and most of the guards are dead or injured. You then take the king, punch him the heck out, steal his crown and rapier, and start moving room to room looting. Eventually you find the mead room, and decide to get drunk while doing this. Eventually you climb up the stairs, while trying to fight off some guards with a whiskey bottle and your rifle.
At the top room, you find it's barred, and kick it down. Inside is a blond haired aryan princess... Charlemagne would be proud that this is the first princess you kidnapped.
You grab her, and she starts yelling in Austrian, and you fly back home. Heck yeah!

Eventually you land right outside of your dad's lair... And realize you don't have your own room like Charlemagne... You improvise by going into the forest. Apparently the princess is now suffering from stockholm syndrome, and is attempting to kiss you.
Roll me for quality of sex, 1d20+6
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Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>260074
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Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>260074
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Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>260074
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>>260076
10+6=16
Success!

The two of you fall into the forest in young love...
Ending it here for tonight, I'll see you guys next thread.
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>>260081
see ya dude. looks like the sex shenanigans will have to wait.
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>>260081
Wheres the NSFW
HEH
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>>260283
I'll be getting to that later today, don't worry.
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>>260456
;D
Thanks Op
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>>260456
Hey OP, just wondering if you have thought about doing another quest after this?
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>>260703
I have, yeah. I have plans for a werewolf loose in a nazi lab, who is still sane. I would personally love to run it during, or after Dragon Quest, but either way it would impact my schedule... Though I may try to do it tonight. Unless you anons want my full attention on this.
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NSFW
The two of you have sex, which goes well into the night. You doubt you have your father's... Masculinity. But what you do have, is determination. You bite at her, and tug at her hair...
Switching to Renexizious.

You awake in the morning, half-asleep from managing last night's repairs of Oslo, and giving a good tumble to Lorrarina whilst your son was out. Right now, a servant requires your attention.
"God, what is it now, servant?"
"Sir... The generals want to see you."
Actions
>See the generals... This better be important.
>Nah, your getting some more sleep.
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>>261821
>>See the generals... This better be important.
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>>261821
>>See the generals... This better be important.
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>>261821
>See the generals... This better be important.
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>>261821
>>See the generals... This better be important.
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>>261841
"Fine, I will see them."
Your servant nods, and you head to the Throne Room, where a blue half-dragon awaits you. Apparently the mutagen you ordered out amongst command finally did so.
He gives you a salute.
"Sir!"
"Yes, yes... What is it, general?"
"Earlier at 0600 hours, general Jannik refused to take the mutagen, and threatened to expose the wrong-doings of the government."
"Son of a bitch... Did he go public?"
"As we speak, he's in hiding with plenty of confidential notices, such as the lycanthrope populace, human experimentation, slavery, and last but not least, genocide and unlawful reign."
"Fuck, where is he?"
"Currently unknown sir, and he is infact threatening to send mail to the Pope, the NATO president, the Warsaw Pact, and nearly every other leader, save Ethiopia."
Actions
>Full out manhunt, state inquisition, your going door to door to find this bastard. (Intelligence, HARD)
>Start punishing those involved in the conspiracy... Severely. With torture. (Intelligence, HARD)
>Put out a bounty for his death or capture.
>Write-In
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>>261879
>Start punishing those involved in the conspiracy... Severely. With torture. (Intelligence, HARD)
When did we do genocide?
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>>261886
well, now is a good time to start doing one.
namely a jannik genocide
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>>261879
>>Write-In
Have Spain help with the inquisition they are known for this kind of thing and no one will suspect it
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>>261886
Sort of the inquisition... Also you guys have enough evidence against you that he could put that in.
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>>261879
>>Full out manhunt, state inquisition, your going door to door to find this bastard. (Intelligence, HARD)
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>>261879
>>Full out manhunt, state inquisition, your going door to door to find this bastard. (Intelligence, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for a manhunt.
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>261906
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>261906
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>>261909
18+4=22
Success!

Writing.
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>>261922
18+4=22

You order your officers to begin the search for Jannik, within a few hours he should be found... Meanwhile, you have some free time...
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Reform the Economy again...
>Change a Policy
>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
>Plan war with a nearby country. (Tactics)
>Send for more concubines! (Free Action)
>Recruit some soldiers!
>Write-I
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>>261957
>Talk to your wife.
Time for a lovely family talk.
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>>261957
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
we no more dumdum
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>>261957
>Recruit some soldiers!
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>>261957
>>Talk to your wife.
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>>261957
>>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
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>>261957
>>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>>
my laptop is emitting smoke so I'll be right back
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>>262021
oh shit
good luck,op.
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>>262021
Licking battery?
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>>262038
Fuck. The drone will attack and/or leave us,guys.
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>>262123
Oops,wrong thread.
>>
Alright, so I'm now posting from my PC, after my motherboard for my laptop overheated.

You decide to read a political theory book...
Select.

>Mein Kampf (Unlocks Fascism)
>Communist Manifesto (Unlocks Communism)
>Leviathan (Unlocks ability to dismantle nobility and for Absolute autocracies.)
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>>262272
>Leviathan
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>>262274
>>262274
This
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>>262272
>Leviathan (Unlocks ability to dismantle nobility and for Absolute autocracies.)
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>>262274
>>262279
>>262277
these
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Whelp. roll me a 1d20+4 for understanding it.
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>262289
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>262289
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Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

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>>262295
19+4=23

Great Success!

You read the (semi-heretical) book, and you start getting some ideas... Why should you, Dragon Emperor of Sweden, answer to nobility? Can you not protect the people better then a bunch of people in stuffy costumes?
Actions
>Dismantle the Nobility to a vestigial status. (Nobility Loyalty no longer exists, +People Loyalty, -Clergy Loyalty)
>Keep the Nobility.
>Dismantle the Nobility and gift their lands to the Church. (+Clergy Loyalty, Clergy now fills the power-gap left by the loss of Nobility.)
>Dismantle the Nobility and give their lands to the millitary. (Military is now a social class. +Military Loyalty, also reduces Military Spending. -Clergy Loyalty)
When you dismantle the nobility, the Conservative Faction will become Radicalized for a while, and the Conservative Faction will become the Monarchist Faction, and quickly lose support.
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>>262313
>Dismantle the Nobility and give their lands to the millitary. (Military is now a social class. +Military Loyalty, also reduces Military Spending. -Clergy Loyalty)
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>>262313
>>Dismantle the Nobility and give their lands to the millitary.
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>>262313
>>Dismantle the Nobility to a vestigial status. (Nobility Loyalty no longer exists, +People Loyalty, -Clergy Loyalty)
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>>262313
>Keep the Nobility.
Things are fine. Our loyalists are already upset as it is.
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>>262320
This it will also keep the children as ours
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>>262320
>give their lands to the millitary.
why do this
>>
For those who don't pay attention to the sheet btw.
This is the faction that we'll piss off further.
> U.C.F.S (National Conservative Front of Sweden), current Loyalist Faction. 38% of the populace is this.) (ANGERED)
It's the largest faction in the country.
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>>262337
Actually, that's more or less the fascist party, the Conservative Party (specifically) will be pissed off.
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>>262341
Oh, so this one then?
>Conservative Party: 25% of the populace is this. (OUTRAGED)
Still bad, but not quite as bad as I thought.
>>
Looks like Military wins.

You decide to give land out to the Military, rather then the nobility... Now, you will make your generals (who are conveniently half-dragons) into Military Governors of the land. However, you still have a few questions about the checks of power...
>Remain Feudal... This means that you will call upon the Milltary Governors, who will call upon their personal soldiers they raise.
>Change to Absolute, this means you bypass the Military Governors and raise your own men which the Governors proceed to control. (Heavily increases Military Spending, but gives you increased base infantry, and heavily increased industrial power... Along with allowing for enhanced loyalty from your soldiers.)
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>>262383
>>Remain Feudal... This means that you will call upon the Milltary Governors, who will call upon their personal soldiers they raise.
They're half-dragons, no big deal.
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>>262383
>Change to Absolute, this means you bypass the Military Governors and raise your own men which the Governors proceed to control. (Heavily increases Military Spending, but gives you increased base infantry, and heavily increased industrial power... Along with allowing for enhanced loyalty from your soldiers.)
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>>262383
>Remain Feudal... This means that you will call upon the Milltary Governors, who will call upon their personal soldiers they raise.
>>
>>262383
>>Change to Absolute, this means you bypass the Military Governors and raise your own men which the Governors proceed to control. (Heavily increases Military Spending, but gives you increased base infantry, and heavily increased industrial power... Along with allowing for enhanced loyalty from your soldiers.)
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>>262383
>>Change to Absolute, this means you bypass the Military Governors and raise your own men which the Governors proceed to control. (Heavily increases Military Spending, but gives you increased base infantry, and heavily increased industrial power... Along with allowing for enhanced loyalty from your soldiers.)
our focus right now should be acquiring as much production as possible
dragons do need treasure after all
>>
We should wait until we see the turn out of the manhunt. Then proclaim that the nobles aided them and therefore we are disbanding it
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>>262383
>change to absolute
>>262416
Good idea
>>
Looks like Absolute wins.
>>262416
Using this also, since I like it.

You decide that your men should... Well... Answer to you. Not some bastard who has an agenda. (Which you do, but is mostly focused around eating and world conquest.)
You can now control how well trained your men is, and gain access to a few new regiments.

Actions
>Recruit some new units for your personal regiments.
>Don't recruit any new units.
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>>262416
yes this, thirding
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>>262430
>Recruit some new units for your personal regiments.
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>>262430
>definitely hand pick more soldiers.
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>>262430
>>Recruit some new units for your personal regiments.
We might be looking at a small uprising due to the radical change in how things are run. Let's be ready for it.
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Whelp. getting a list out...

Units
Type Cost per Soldier

Human Rifle Infantry: Weak, good at long range, but terrible up close. (Free)
Human SMG Infantry: Weak, good at all ranges, but especially up close. (Free)
Human Heavy SMG Infantry: Weak, excellent at all ranges, but suffer a bit up close. (Free)

Dragonblood Rifle Infantry: Mediocre, great at long range, but bad up close. (2k)
Dragonblood SMG Infantry: Mediocre, excellent at all ranges, but especially up close. (2k)
Dragonblood Heavy SMG Infantry: Mediocre, amazing at long range, but decent up close. (3k)

Half-Dragon Rifle Infantry: Strong, amazing at long range, but alright up close. (10k)
Half-Dragon SMG Infantry: Strong, amazing at all ranges, but especially up close. (10k)
Half-Dragon Heavy SMG Infantry: Strong, superior at all ranges, but alright up close. (11k)
Lycanthrope Rifle Infantry: Strong, terrible at long range, but amazing up close. (1k)
Lycanthrope SMG Infantry: Strong, decent at long range, but superior up close. (3k)
Lycanthrope Heavy SMG Infantry: Strong, alright at long range, but good up close. (5k)

Light British Mortar: A weak, single shot artillery piece. Easy to reload and can fire once per turn. (1k)
Howitzer: A mediocre single shot artillery piece. Easy to reload but can only fire once per two turns. (4k)
Saab-18 Bombers: A single payload bomber, which gain bonuses on avoiding AA. Can use special ammo. (3k)
Mustangs: Excellent fighter craft, which can shoot down other fighters or bombers. (2k)

Light Human Tanks: Tanks which are too small to fit Half-Dragon soldiers. Is extremely weak, but cheap and fast. (5k)
Medium Human Tanks: Tanks which are too small to fit Half-Dragon soldiers, Is quite weak, but makes up for it in being good against humans and is quite fast compared to heavy tanks (10k)
Heavy Human Tanks: Tanks which are too small for Half-Dragon soldiers, is weak, but is very good against fortifications. (20k)

Heavy German Human Panzers: Tanks which are too small for Half-Dragon soldiers, is mediocre, and extremely fast and strong for a heavy tank. (50k)
Super Heavy German Lycanthrope Panzers: Tanks which can use Lycanthropes while transformed, is great and for a super-heavy tank, impressively fast and powerful. (100k)

Honor Guard (Two free Regiments thanks to Absolute)
>Human Infantry
>Finnish Snipers
>Lycanthrope Life Guard
>Lycanthrope Paratroopers
>Lycanthrope Super-Heavy Tank
>Paratroopers
>Human Life Guard
>Norweigan Ski Infantry
>Icelandic Sea Raiders
>Yuan-Ti Life Guard
>Yuan-Ti Infantry
>Human Crusaders
>Yuan-Ti Crusaders
>Lycanthrope Crusaders

Life Guard units are essentially heavily armed, prepared to defend you with life and limb, and tend to be extremely good at defensive combat.
Crusaders are devout units which will never retreat, so long as the Clergy likes you. They also gain a bonus when fighting Unholy things, such as Undead or otherwise.
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>>262494
We have $6.0 Million right now, right?
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>>262494
Current Treasury: $6.0 Million.
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>>262494
>Lycanthrope Super-Heavy Tank
>Yuan-Ti Life Guard
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>>262494
>Finnish snipers
>Paratroopers
tfw no HMG or LMG infantry
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>>262494
>Super Heavy German Lycanthrope Panzers
Not sure how many. 30?

Honor Guard:
>Lycanthrope Life Guard
>Icelandic Sea Raiders
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>>262494
>Lycanthrope Super-Heavy Tank
>Yuan-Ti Life Guard
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>>262507
>>262525
Unless I'm mistaken, we have two Honor Guard picks, and the tanks are not Honor Guards. You so both of you have one more pick to make.
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Looks like Yuan Ti Life Guard and Lycanthrope Super-Heavy Tanks win.

The changes to society have been done... Now, you expect you must do SCIENCE soon. You have some basic ideas...

>Get some Lycanthrope prisoners for SCIENCE!
>Experiment further with Yuan-Ti and attempt to get half-dragons. (Alchemy)
>Nah. You don't really feel like alchemy.
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>>262539
>Nah. You don't really feel like alchemy.
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>>262539
>>Nah. You don't really feel like alchemy.
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>>262539
>Experiment further with Yuan-Ti and attempt to get half-dragons. (Alchemy)
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>>262539
>Nah. You don't really feel like alchemy.
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>>262539
Experiment further with Yuan-Ti and attempt to get half-dragons. (Alchemy)
SCIENCE!
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>>262539
>>Experiment further with Yuan-Ti and attempt to get half-dragons. (Alchemy)
It's been too long.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.
1=No Alchemy
2=Alchemy with Yuan-Ti
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>>262567
Based dice is still based.
Roll me a 1d20+6 for Alchemy.
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Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>262574
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Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>262574
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Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>262574
S C I E N C E
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Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>262574
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>>262587
14+6=20
Success!

You take one of your Yuan-Ti prisoners, and begin experimentation to create a Yuan-Ti Half Dragon.

After some copious amounts of trial and error, you finally come up with the Mutagen.
If a Yuan-Ti is in fact,a half-dragon, it's snakelike figure becomes more draconic, and they even grow two heads, receiving a powerful breath attack similar to yours (and your direct sons). In fact, it seems that they have inherited some things from your blood... Yuan-Ti half-dragons also seem to be slightly larger then your average half-dragon, but much smaller then any of your sons.

Yuan Ti Half-Dragon Mutagen Mk1
(Ice Aura, Extreme Ice Breath, Two-headed, Burrower.
Flaw: ???)

Actions
>Refine it! (Alchemy)
>Study it further... (Intelligence.)
>Leave it be for now.
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>>262611
>>Study it further... (Intelligence.)
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>>262611
>>Study it further... (Intelligence.)
Best be writing this shit down.
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>>262611
>>Study it further... (Intelligence.)
Let's see what's wrong with it.
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Whelp, roll me a 1d20+4 for this.
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>262625
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>262625
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>262625
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>>262642
13+4=17
Success!

After further study, it seems that it is a naturally nocturnal creature, and despises sunlight.
>Flaw: Nocturnal
Your two new regiments are arriving in two days.
Your son and other regiments are returning from the crusade in Japan in about seven days.
Spy Report: Three Days.

>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm, you are beginning to run low on Political Theory books.
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Reform the Economy again...
>Change a Policy
>Study Lycanthrope and Dragonblood Mutagen. (Alchemy)
>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
>Plan war with a nearby country. (Tactics)
>Send for more concubines! (Free Action)
>Recruit some soldiers!
>Write-In
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>>262658
>Create an university
Were finally rich enough to afford it and get access to wizards.
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>>262658
>Write-In
>Arrange a meeting with your loyalist faction to ease any concerns they might have.
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>>262658
Let's try to do something to calm people down
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>>262658
>Write-In
see if we can try again and get on good (tumbling) terms with the female dragon
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>>262670
this
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>>262673
I also say we should extend human rights and reform the country's justice system.
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>>262670
thirding
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whatever happenned to our son and that princess? have we seen him?
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>>262695
Since OP hasn't said anything about it he's probably still out there.
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>>262702
That's some determination right there.
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>>262670
Support
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Looks like meeting with your loyalists wins.

Current Form: Half-Dragon
You decide to pop on down and visit your loyalists to set aside their fears and angers about your recent actions. In Stockholm, you go to their new headquarters by the city's many monuments to your greatness (and other kings, you guess.)
You walk in, and the men inside salute you. Even if they dislike and are angry at you recent policies, they still respect you.
You tell them that you are holding a meeting, and are there to answer questions.

You stand on yet another stage... Your noticing a trend here, whenever you go into Stockholm. Many salutes go throughout the crowd, but some more angry citizens refuse to do so.
You extend a claw to a random civillian raising his hand if he has a question. He rises.
"What you are you going to do about the damned communists next door, the Warsaw Pact? We've seen little but non-aggression, they are our enemies! Their puppets have razed Stockholm twice now!"
The crowd yells in agreement to this one brave citizen.
Actions
>Announce that you will focus on aggressive policies towards the Warsaw Pact, and attempt to get more land. (Promise to U.C.F.S: Expansive Policy towards Warsaw Pact)
>Announce that you will not focus on the Warsaw Pact, and you will instead focus on glories overseas, in Asia. (Promise to U.C.F.S, Imperialist Policy towards Asia. -Slight Loyalty Minus from U.C.F.S)
>Refuse this! You are friends with the big bear, mother Russia! (-Loyalty Minus from U.C.F.S, some members of the faction will form a new party, dealing with pro-dragonism, pro-Communism)
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>>262706
that's our boy
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>>262716
>Announce that you will focus on aggressive policies towards the Warsaw Pact, and attempt to get more land. (Promise to U.C.F.S: Expansive Policy towards Warsaw Pact)
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>>262716
>Announce that you will focus on aggressive policies towards the Warsaw Pact, and attempt to get more land. (Promise to U.C.F.S: Expansive Policy towards Warsaw Pact)

Sweden vs. Russia, gotta keep the old traditional warring up
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>>262716
>>Announce that you will not focus on the Warsaw Pact, and you will instead focus on glories overseas, in Asia. (Promise to U.C.F.S, Imperialist Policy towards Asia. -Slight Loyalty Minus from U.C.F.S)
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>>262716
>Announce that you will focus on aggressive policies towards the Warsaw Pact, and attempt to get more land. (Promise to U.C.F.S: Expansive Policy towards Warsaw Pact)
We already tasted their rich and tasty butter, might as well go and claim all of it.
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>>262716
>>Announce that you will focus on aggressive policies towards the Warsaw Pact, and attempt to get more land. (Promise to U.C.F.S: Expansive Policy towards Warsaw Pact)
Crush PACT before China rises, eat their clay.
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Whelp, looks like Anti-Warsaw Pact wins.
Also, select which regions you will claim.
(Select Two)
>You will bring freedom to Lativa and Estonia.
>You will free the Butter Lands of the communist filth, once and for all. Bring freedom to Ukraine.
>You will liberate Moldova and Belarus from the Soviet Union once and for all.
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>>262758
Latvia Estonia
Butter lands
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>>262758
>You will free the Butter Lands of the communist filth, once and for all. Bring freedom to Ukraine.
>You will liberate Moldova and Belarus from the Soviet Union once and for all.
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>>262758
>>You will free the Butter Lands of the communist filth, once and for all. Bring freedom to Ukraine.
More food? More food!
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>>262758
>You will CLAIM Lativa and Estonia.
>You will free the Butter Lands of the communist filth, once and for all. Bring freedom to Ukraine.
Also, we should hold a speech to our loyalists while we are here to further reassure them.
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>>262770
Supporting, Latvia and Estonia are quite shite but land nonetheless
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>>262758
>You will bring freedom to Lativa and Estonia.
>You will liberate Moldova and Belarus from the Soviet Union once and for all.
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>>262777
Not to mention, it was once part of the Swedish Empire in the past, we're reclaiming our old lands.
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>>262770
This we want to reduce their Baltic Sea access
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>>262794
Sweet, free CB.
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You give a speech to the crowd.
"Know this! I will bring you the glory of your ancestors! The ownership of Lativa, and Estonia! Once conquered by your people will now be owned once again by glorious Sweden! Then, our comrades in Ukraine will welcome us with open... Buttery... Arms!"
The crowd gives a slightly confused cheer!
You pick someone else, a lycanthrope who's well... In lycanthrope form who raises their hand.
"What are you going to do about the Lycanthrope Clergy crisis?"
"What's all that about, first off?"
He lowers his hand, covered with a wristband of well... You. You have to admit, they are quite stylish.
"Well, the Catholic Church isn't allowing lycanthropes to be part of the church, due to us being hellspawn!"
The crowd boos at the mention of this, and seems to support the Lycanthrope in this.
Actions.
>Lycanthropes are just people, and as people they should be allowed as brothers of the cloth. (-Papal Relations, +U.C.F.SLoyalty)
>Lycanthropes should respect the church's decisions about them. (+Papal Relations, -U.C.F.S loyalty.)
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>>262830
Let's cash in on our pope points
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>>262830
>>Lycanthropes are just people, and as people they should be allowed as brothers of the cloth. (-Papal Relations, +U.C.F.SLoyalty)
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>>262830
>>Lycanthropes are just people, and as people they should be allowed as brothers of the cloth. (-Papal Relations, +U.C.F.SLoyalty)
Fuck it, we done too well with the pope for him to fuck with us now. Free Investiture fuccboi.
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>>262830
>Lycanthropes are just people, and as people they should be allowed as brothers of the cloth. (-Papal Relations, +U.C.F.SLoyalty)
We need to talk to the pope about this shit later.
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>>262830
>Lycanthropes are just people, and as people they should be allowed as brothers of the cloth. (-Papal Relations, +U.C.F.SLoyalty)
God's faith is not limited to races, i'm sure the pope will understand
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Looks like Lycanthropes are people too wins!
"No matter what the pope thinks, werewolves are valuable citizens in Sweden, and if the pope dares challenge that those afflected by lycanthropes are hellspawn... He is welcome to go through me."
The U.C.F.S cheer once more for their glorious leader, and you answer one final question, this time from a Yuan-Ti. This one should be interesting.
"I have a question... Germany might be ruled by our ally, but it's leader is weak and ill-fit to rule the nation... What is your stance on his weakness?"
Choices.
>Reveal that he is in fact, a heretic. (++U.C.F.S Relations... ---Germany relations, -Great Britain. Will grant you a CB against Germany... Will give the U.C.F.S "Demanding Crusade" against Germany.)
>Tell them that you already are planning an invasion... (+U.C.F.S Loyalty, --Germany Relations, CB on the Rhinelands and Saxony.
>Tell them you will never attack an ally, no matter how weak. (-U.C.F.S Loyalty, ++Germany Relations. U.C.F.S will become slightly more militant.)
>Write-In
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>>262897
Tell them we know he's a little weak but we are working on improving him because he is our ally against the Commie swine
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>>262897
Alright now it's time to stop, let's say that the Kaiser is more than capable of Handling himself and that he is a staunch ally. (Diplo roll?)
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