Superheroes were once thought to be a thing of fantasy, comics and cartoons for children to read and laugh. But that all changed with the arrival of Scion. On may 19th 1982 a crashing passenger flight over the Atlantic was saved, held aloft and flown to safety by Scion the first hero. Ever since that day sometimes, in your darkest moment. When your worst nightmare becomes reality. Something breaks inside you, and from that break comes Power.Twenty years later, in April of 2011, a young man is taken hostage by a criminal syndicate and cut to pieces so that his organs can be sold. A more literal break than some others, soon after he kills his captor and flees into the night, laughing all the way. After a series of misunderstandings culminating in the lobotomy of a neo nazi and the crippling of Armsmaster, one of the world's greatest heroes, the city of Brockton bay knows him as Manic. They think him insane, driven by nothing more than the twisted fragments of a shattered mind. Maybe that's true, why else would such a despicable villain be breaking into a hospital to save a girls life.Because helping people out of the bottom of your heart, just because you felt like it? In Brockton Bay that is madness.
>>2534905Can't wait to see how we fuck up the hospital rescue even worse
>>2534930Maybe we grab the other boob next.
>>2534936That'd be pretty likely, actually.
>>2534930>>2534936New Quest long term goal: Touch every boobTouch at least one boob of every female character in the original Worm novel.
>>2534948Wait, Harley was a doctor, and panacea is a doctor (technically), and they were both repressed and vulnerable to psychopathic men leading them down a dark path... Sidekick Get?
>>2534930We wont. I reject your reality and substitute my own.
>>2534968Stop making me think this is a good idea It's notThis won't end how you think
>>2534930To be fair to the anon who rolled that last 1, that outcome was actually something GOOD
>>2534968We can't fuck her, she's a lesbian, and not the kind you can cure with your dick.
From the art I'ev seen Panpan is cute. It's such a shame she's been conditioned to be in love with someone of the same gender.
>>2534999You underestimate the power of The Cock.
>>2535000Believe it or not, she's unarguably unironically the worst girl of all of Worm. Not even Taylor gets close to how much of a selfish bitch she is. So this surprise boob grab is some good shit right now.
>>2535000>cuteyeah she's cute but she turns her sister into a flesh angel
>>2535011>she's unarguably unironically the worst girl of all of Worm>Not even Taylor gets closeThis is correct cause taylors on the other side of the spectrum to best girl
>>2535011I would argue that literally any of the S9 are worse girls, but then again that's not a very high bar. But yeah, Panacea needs a through de-bitching before I would non-jokingly go for that choice.
>>2535029So she's sexy, on-top of cute?
>>2535011Worm: Where pussy flows like water, but none of it clean.
>>2535067Flesh angel as in something that Hieronymus Bosch would envision.
Wait a minute! That maze girl apart of faultlines crew, she could work if we can keep her lucid.
>>2535090"If" is the keyword here.
You pull back instinctively, fear giving you strength, but the boot to your dick sails through anyway. causing you to cringe back and grasp at yourself in pain, luckily you resist the temptation to curl up into a ball. That would end this whole situation uncomfortably quickly. You step back and flick your wrist, bringing a Card into your hand with a snap, watching as the healer twitches.Oh hell, this isn't going the way you wanted. Even the REAL bastards don't attack panacea, she's literally the only thing keeping the city afloat, money wise."Y'know I'm all up for playing doctor, but I don't think that was the reflex I was looking for."This seems to shock her out of her silence, and she grits her teeth while backing away."You will be patient once, vicky gets here. do you have any idea how bad you've fucked up?"Yeah...Barnaby/ManicStatus:OK[Need] 8/20[???]6/20Karma:2Money: 182 DollarsCurrent power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's Boots and GarbTrickster's Boots allow you to double jump and have Iron man style repulsors on the bottom, also boot knives like that James Bond character.Cards are playing card sized pieces of a super tough alloy you can create, they also cut through anything they hit on the molecular level. also they might home in on stuff, or you're just that good at throwing.Trickster's garb is your civilian disguise/stealth suit, it is very lightly reinforced and has a two foot forcefield around it that works like in dune basically.Go non-lethal but take her down, you need to find this girl.Can't we talk about this, I'm here to help someone.Is this your card? -1 Karma[yellow]Write in[/yellow]
>>2535130>Go non-lethal but take her down, you need to find this girl.
>>2535130>Can't we talk about this, I'm here to help someone.
>>2535130>[yellow]Write in[/yellow]Knock that bitch out with our boots like we did at the restaurant.
>>2535130fucked up panacea's dialogueyou will be a patient, etc
>>2535130>Can't we talk about this, I'm here to help someone.Come on Amy don't be a bitch.
>>2535130>Go non-lethal but take her down, you need to find this girl.We're getting a nat 20 on the next roll, aren't we
>>2535130>"Eh, I've done worse">Can't we talk about this, I'm here to help someone.
>>2535130>Go non-lethal but take her down, you need to find this girl.Ain't got no time for snitches or bitches, and panacea is both.
>>2535029>>2535067>>2535079>>2535083>>2535122Pic related is close approximation of how fucked up Victoria gets thanks to Panacea. Basically all the pent up sexual frustration and fantasy of a lesbian for her non-blood-related sister, made manifest through the warping said non-blood-related sister's entire flesh and biology.Yeah, it's fucked up.
>>2535130>Can't we talk about this, I'm here to help someone
alright voiting over
>>2535187Look guy no one is gonna waifu her. Don't try to make her sexy.
>>2535217>implying I'm trying to make either Panacea or Victoria sexy and have people waifu themNo.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>2535202okay, so we are at equal amounts of violence and non violence.behold, my incredible fair method of determining the winner1 is violence2 is not
>>2535229roll me some d20's+5 boys
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>2535238Hope this violence isn't too ultra. She can't heal herself, which is pretty much the only drawback.
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>2535238
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>2535238Well Amy, time to sleep.
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>2535238
>>2535243Looks like the new thread gave us our luck back.Time to knock the dyke outta this bitch.
>>2535254Reminder nu-Doom is a shit game for a lot of valid reasons. Besides, the word Ultraviolence should immediately be associated with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWLByMshYIU and not a shitty game.
>>2535243TIME FOR SOME ENTHUSIASTIC DIPLOMACY
>>2535243"Aw man, I hope we don't hurt her too bad."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idoYCVLh2qI>>2535257little late there bud.writan
>>2535262New Doom was fine dude, It was just an all around good shooter. Also that's pretty off-topic.
>>2535262I don't really care about what you think about the game, just listen to the music.
Okay guys, I feel obligated to present you the Dwight Counter. I'll post it whenever you fail to grasp its meaning, and if the counter reaches 3 digits before the end of the quest consider suicide.
Every goddamn time I try and take a vote work prevents me from doing it and you guys do an idiotic thing. Sure let's attack the sister of Our Holy Lady of Collateral Damage.
>>2535342Eh, she could use a few more hits to the head. It builds character.
You stand there for a moment as the two of you size each other up, then she moves in to smack you with a very bad punch, which you forwards somersault over while curling your body. You then spin two more times in the air and on the third spin snap both of your legs out as hard as you can, double foot dropkicking her in the face.What I'm trying to say is, you're operating on different levels of violence here.Honestly you kinda expected that to go much worse.Panacea is now unconscious against the wall, and you now have free reign of the long term care ward."What was that!"Oh what nowLuckily, the girl in this room appears to be in a coma, and you have hours until you need to heal Rebecca.Barnaby/ManicStatus:OK[Need] 0/20[???]6/20Karma:-1Money: 182 DollarsCurrent power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's Boots and GarbHide, wait until they go away.Hide, and ambush whoever it is if they come in.They might call somebody, or a nurse might come around and see the body. Attack (non-lethally)Card him through the wall. -1 KarmaSome other Better Plan
>>2535374>Hide, wait until they go away.
>>2535374>OtherThrow an object down the hall to cause a ruckus then sneak away.
>>2535374>>2535394This seems goodWe really need all the time we can get.Waiting will eat up time, and fighting will just lean to more trouble.
>>2535394What do you think this is, a game?Also, for my vote.>Hide, wait until they go away.
>>2535374why did we lose karma by picking a green option?
>>2535374> Hide, wait until they go awayIn the meantime, let's take a hit to our Karma and cop a feel on Panacea's right mammary, because we aren't going to get the opportunity again.
>>2535412my fuckup, kinda hoped you wouldn't notice.
>>2535374> Hide, wait until they go awayKarma don't matter, don't worry about it
>>2535304>>2535316It's not stupid if it works!>>2535394+1>>2535412We were too good.
>>2535380Let's add hiding Amy under the bed or somewhere just in case.
>>2535415dude no, you might catch the gay>>2535416s h a m e
>>2535421yeah, listen to this anon, karma doesn't matter.
>>2535374Card him through the wall. -1 Karma
Throwing a card is silly, only we use it and people will know we are around. If you want a distraction that bad then throw literally anything else
okay, time to count the votes
five votes swing it for Hiding like a pussyroll me a d20+3 for unconscious Pan-Pan chan and yourself.
>>2535374 #>Hide, wait until they go away
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2535456
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2535456thoughts and prayers.jpg
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2535456dont fuck this up
>>2535461thanks anon, you da best.I'm going to make a sandwich, if you feelas could not fuck this is shit up it'd be great.
>>2535472>>2535479>>2535485Don't thank me yet, I'm saving the crits for the surgery.
Panacea being involved makes our dice go higher apparently. We should keep her.
>>2535488Sounds good, we might need a nurse!
>>2535488She lowers them. We getting 19s instead of 20s since we met
>>2535488At this point it's her or tattletale in my book.
>>2535552for what I could gather from worm's wiki, your book sounds horrible.
>>2535644Everything is horrible in Worm.
>>2535655Then why settle for shit?
>>2535660I prefer a known quantity than dealing with an unknown oc that may be worse.
>>2535655>dubs of truthok mate.Should I read it though?
>>2535665I only read up to Bakuda, but I liked what I saw.It's worth checking out at the least.
>>2535665Yes, its a nice read. Long tho, and it might not be for you.
>>2535665I mean yeah, check it out, just don't expect anything from the fanbase.
>>2535665Yea. Just be ready for suffering. Like all of it
>>2535673thanks.>>2535674ehr, I'm used to long reading. but why wouldn't it be for me?>>2535676>any year>expecting anything from fanbasesdon't worry.>>2535688pic related. (nice dubs)
>>2535704It can occasionally be a bit of a slog at points, and some parts are dark enough to turn more sensitive people off. And by "Long Read" I mean "1.7 Million words, and with a sequel being in the works". Otherwise its pretty nice.
>>2535722It is basically a novel series (I think 27 by the official count). Didn't know about the sequel but it had a pretty nice bow on it
>>2535722 Oh got it, no turn offs so far. Thanks for explaining and dubs.
>>2535722>>2535734Sequel is already out. It's called Ward and I think it's from Glory Hole's perspective.
>>2535746Nah, its from a new characters perspective, one that we didn't see yet. I forget his name.
>>2535756>>2535746So is it just a different perspective or does it take place after the original?
>>2535761It takes place after Golden Morning.
It is and her suffering is great
>>2535763Is it worth checking out? I liked how the original ended. Does this much that up?
>>2535477I feel like you're pulling a half R.R Martin on us. (If I didn't like your writing it'd be a full)
>>2535915He probably fell asleep, give him 3-4 hours.
>>2535921geez, freaking human beans having normal and totally justified needs.
>>2535776Nah, its a separate story. Some characters carry over, but it doesn't retcon anything.
Sorry guys, fell asleep. I also have something to do up in London, so I might not post until later.
>>2536298As usual, I’ll be monitoring the thread by phone, so feel free to ask questions or criticise me.
>>2536300You've been going non-stop for like 2 days now. I'm honestly worried you are gonna fall over dead any second.
>>2536300I can't wait to find out about our biological related powers, maybe we'll be better with brains due to being good with atoms. Also thank you for finally running another Worm Quest
>>2536300>criticize youuhh. Ur gey fagit lol
>>2536300What's the properties of our metal?
>>2536408It’s a variation of Inconel, a real life alloy with incredibly high heat resistance and strength. Your version is much lighter however. It’s ability to sever molecular structure is anomalous, and you don’t quite get how it works yet. You’d need to sit down and give it some proper thought.
>>2536438You need to sleep. And what did >>2536365 mean by>Also thank you for finally running another Worm QuestDid you have another one before?
>>2536300Like with all Quests, waifus are a pretty big deal, but I think we have stumbled across a very unique situation where EVERY POSSIBLE OPTION presents real and tangible danger to our health and wellbeing. So will you let us play "Mr. SaveAhoe" and "fix" them by toning them down, or are we in for some fuck shit if we try to waifu.Is OC waifu a crack dream? How funny is it watching us squirm
>>2536503>Tone shit down>Our name is literally ManicWe could.... Be an example of how to not chill or something?
>>2536503Why would we want to tone them down? Evil waifus are best waifus.
>>2536516I know of only one QM who can pull off Evil Waifus.
>>2536518.... And that qm is?Don't just blueball me, anon
>>2536496I have not run a worm quest before. I might have taken a similar name to someone who did though, I probably should have checkedAnd to the anon asking about waifus, it’s extremely funny watching you squirm.
>>2536529I'll be honest, dude. Waifuwars usually ruin quests. Better to not take them seriously, and focus on git gud and PLOT.
>>2536550That’s the plan anon, that’s the plan.
This /qtg/ pastebin can also help to improve quests or writing. Don't even bother with the IRCs or Discords, they're all worthless circlejerks.https://pastebin.com/u5xPbk6w
>>2536496I meant that it's been a long time since ANY worm Quest has been run and I'm glad that this one has begun
>>2536527The Genie.His evil waifus are so good that the players refuse any other waifu options. Not even First Girl or childhood friend can win. Too bad he rarely bothers to(though that's mostly due to the kind of quests he usually runs). Since he's the only QM who can even pull off Evil Waifus well. Admittedly though he is very VERY good at it. Like to the point where the only waifufags he gets stuck with are evil ones and to devasting consequence during his quests. He's their only fix and other quests have plenty of the other kinds of waifus(but severely lacking in delicious evil waifus)
>>2536438We need to make/use iconel wire then, with our added powers it'll be perfect against Lung and other regenerative villians
>>2536516>Evil waifuMore like, every waifu available is in some way a horribly broken person, to the point where waifuing them would lead to more problems than it's worth.Trap Waifus, and not the good kind.Which mind you, this is exactly what I WANT from a Worm quest.There should be no perfect go to waifus, it goes against the tone of the original novel and would suck shit. We are in a very particular position where everyone knows there is no "best girl", there are no favorites and as such no war.>>2536529>>2536575That's good to hear. Characterization of the MC should come first before, waifus are even mention. I feel like this is one of the few quest were that can happen naturally since everyone seems more interested in tinkering than making sure their waifu is in the lead.
When the Canon waifus are so bad you have the pled with the QM to give you original ones.
Fixing up any of these waifus sounds fun.As long as we don't go harem and we don't waifu the blue wave sisters.Thats pretty much all we need to not fuck up.
>>2536759It's a struggle, but that's just how it goes with Worm.
Ok anon with all the toy weapon ideas is back, what the hell happened.
>>2536759The only good thing about Worm is the well made superpower mechanics. I read it as far as I could but good god its so fucking dark and everyone is so miserable that they often become terrible people.I still have a hard time figuring out why it's so popular. The setting is...bad. The people are even worse.>>2536773Anon...you should never go into a relationship thinking you can 'fix' the other person. It leads only to misery and pain never salvation.
>>2536784We talked about waifus, we built and upgraded stuff.Oooh, best part, we knocked panacea the fuck out
>>2536784We're saving a girl to hopefully make an in on getting an OC waifu if she's old enough. I'm praying we don't roll a 1 after the good rolls we've had.
This entire thing has just been Crits Successes and Failures.Truly something befitting of the Manic
>>2536793>Oooh, best part, we knocked panacea the fuck outI read that, it was great.
>>2536791with our dick, we fix them with our dick.Say, do we want to stick with manic or pick a new name instead of what the prt gave us?
>>2536791It seems like everything you hate is what people love about it. People like to read about the endless misery.>>2536812Manic is a pretty good name desu. If you have another idea, besides "fixing girls with your dick" than i'm all ears.
It says something about the setting that the nicest person in it is an AI
>>2536812Manic is perfect man.The only name i like better that i can come up with is the Slaughterhouse one.
>>2536828>SlaughterhouseOh yeah we're a prime target for recruiting when they show up in the bay.
>>2536834Which is exactly why we should flip it around and hunt them instead.They can't recruit us for the Slaughterhouse if we are the slaughterhouse.
>>2536834.... FUCKI COMPLETELY FORGOTWE'RE GONNA BE THEIR NUMBER ONE TARGETSON OF A WHORE
>>2536823I mean, everyone is basically living in the apocalypse.>>2536828fair, just wondered if people had something better in mind or hated the prt enough to change it.>>2536844fucking metal
>>2536828We put the Laughter in Slaughter
Can we all agree that as soon as we find Taylor we are gonna bully the SHIT outta her?Not sure if we could really "handle" her or her swarm, but if we are gonna have an arc rival it might as well be the MC of the original story.
At this point we are basically Spring-Heeled Jack
>>2536942I'm down for Taylor bully if she acts like canon Taylor.
>>2536942We could make an insecticide gas to fight her, but id rather have her as friendly rival
>>2536942Only if we could be the Gai to her Kakashi"We meet again, my eternal rival!"
>>2536942I think we're better off bullying glory hole, ffs we knocked the shit out of her sister. You know shit is going down.
>>2536956There is no reason why she wouldn't unless our fucking up Armsmaster somehow fucked her first mission against Lung.God it would suck is she's fucking dead already.>>2536959Keep forgetting we can make just about anything we need if we roll good enough. We'd have to survive our first mission.>>2536964We do kinda have the "We aren't so different, you and I." shit going on.>>2536966I'm ok with this too. Really any opportunity to bully, we should take.
>>2536980I thought without Autismaster there to steal the credit(and consequences) Taylor would become a full blown Ward at the start
>>2536993Sweet fuck, please no.Also, Taylor has met her bullying quota for a lifetime by now
>>2536993He's only missing an arm, he'll bounce back
>>2536993Taylor didn't want to join the Wards, she just wanted to be a hero.
Just so you guys aren’t confused, it is two days until Taylor’s first cape fight.Things will have changed though.
>>2537021Lets crash her fight like the lovable Anti-Hero we are
>>2537038I'd like to make some monofilament wire so we can take down Lung or something like a needle rifle
>>2537038Nah, for now let's leave her alone. We'll run into her soon enough.We have our own story to unfold, no need to interrupt her's so early.Later though...It's bully time.
>>2537038Let's kill her so she can't fuck humanity over in the final fight.
>>2537021What's our Tech's theme?
>>2537046Joker shit.Practical Jokes turned deadly and Medical shit.
>>2537021Oh, I thought it had already happened. Whoopsies.Also, remember when Armsmaster was our dude's favorite hero? Maybe we should send him a "get better soon" card or somethinggive him a gift card to radioshack
>>2536860This>>2536942>>2536956>>2536959>>2536980>>2536964>>2536966Real talk, Taylor went through a lot of fucked up shit, and it's no wonder that she's become the sociopath that she is in canon.But this isn't canon. This is One Bad Day quest. And you bet I want us to bully the fuck out of her every time we end up fighting.Also you know she would take advantage of our bantering to turn the tables on us, or some other sneaky unfun powergaming tactic.>>2536953Complete with high jump mechanics.
>>2537044You mean become the new jesus christ?
>>2537053Sure there will be changes to her story, but so far I don't see why there would be any HUGE changes to her personality.It's not canon, but it's close enough.Not like the sight of us also getting bullied would drastically changed her outlook on life.
>>2537050We really need to check out our medical stuff, see what it does
>>2537054I mean mindrape everyone and interfere with what they were doing to force her own shitty plan that got a lot more people killed.
>>2537052>I promise I'm 'armless
>>2537072ayyyyyyyyyyYou think that pun would make him come after us even harder or nah?.... It's Colin, who the fuck am I kidding.Of course Autismo would come after us.
>>2537071Yes, stopping them from their stupid ineffective plans and actually get shit done."Boo hoo she was in my mind"This is some extinction level shit going on, fuck your feelings parahumans.
Hey Zion can you confirm if Armsmaster's arm his original or one he made. I'm asking cause if he replaced his arm I'm worried his passenger will go 'hey why don't you replace more of your body and become more efficient?'.
>>2537080They were getting shit done. She abandoned good work and did everything over, and billions died for it.
>>2537088Isn't that what happens in canon
>>2537075If we hadn't of came after us he could have given us a hand
>>2537142Really got to hand it to Colin, he really has people skills.
>>2537145He's got that finer touch, doesn't he?
>>2537158He's also got a firm grasp of social situations.
I know its not how it works but its funny how we lost an arm then triggered and then straight took off armsmasters.
>>2537088Not yet, you’ll have to take a good look.>>2537095Contessa’s shard had been compromised by the simurgh, she was going to win, but it was being manipulated into winning in the worst way possible.At least that’s what I think.
>>2537167He's got a Hand-le on things
>>2537174So when do you think the next session will begin.You said you were somewhere in Europe so it has to be like 7 pm for you.
>>2537192Gonna head home in an hour, maybe two.That might take a bit.Probably about four hours or so.Sorry.
>>2537211We'll be here when you're ready, don't worry.
>>2537211Don’t worry Zion, take your time.
>>2537174Contessa wasn't even involved, her shard never worked on Scion, not since Eden modded it.
>>2537211You good bro, handle your shit and we'll see you at 8 or so.
>>2537233Shit sorry, must have been thinking of the wrong thing.
>>2537263OKay, bad news guys. The trains are super fucked between London and Brighton. I might be a bit more delayed. Updates will come as info arrives.
>>2537446Damn, but understandable. Focus on getting home safe dude.
>>2537053>And you bet I want us to bully the fuck out of her every time we end up fighting.>bully the walking biblical plague while we're fighting her
>>2537576Her power is surprisingly easy to counter given our own powerset
>>2537576Plus at this point she's pretty nonviolent
Shes had enough bullying.I'd rather kill shadow stalker or something
>>2537626I'm shocked she hasn't shown up to be a cunt and shoot us, yet.
>>2537626Anon, the main conceit of her character is that she is a two faced bitch, and a goodie two shoes with the moral compass shitty enough to let do all of the horrible things she does while being a two faced bitch.She's getting bullied, and Shadow Stalker is also getting bullied, and the New Wave girls.They all deserve a good heckling, someone to take the piss out of there self righteous causes. Or they will, considering we are still two days away from Taylor starting her journey to be a super cunt.
Also can we all agree that Manic is totally ok with killing gang members, and anyone else we find unpleasant.I'm still kinda salty we didn't get to take off Alabaster's head with our cards, and that Stormtiger probably has his brain back.
>>2537685Pretty edgy there, make sure you don't cut yourself.>>2537652We did maim the top hero in the city with casual ease, everyone is probably scared of us. I'm surprised Panacea attacked us instead of trying to run.
>>2537671Theres a very small handful of true heros in worm and taylors at the top of that list.>>2537709Im surprised the wards went after us instead of running and calling the prt.>>2537685kind of regretful of that as well.A thought occurs though.Alabaster kept coming back but we could have ended it if we lobotomized the corona whatever brain part that gives powers, if thats common knowledge at least.
>>2537671Well I guess but i still think it's dumb to go out picking fights. Panacea is one thing, and heckling on the side lines of a major battle is another. But call outs and planning to picking fights with people Barn has never meet is OOC and stupid.I'm willing to put Panacea on the bully list if she is annoying.
>>2537709We are playing as Worm!Joker dude. I think killing nazis it the least edgy thing we could do given who we are based on.>>2537730Wards are pretty powerful all things given.Also Taylor is fucking trash, but that is a good idea if we run into him next time
>>2537750Get off 4chan Sophia.
>>2537709>>2537745It was an rationa reaction to us groping her.
>>2537750>Also can we all agree that Manic is totally ok with killing gang members, and anyone else we find unpleasant.>anyone else we find unpleasant>I think killing nazis it the least edgy thing we could do given who we are based on.Woah, so anyone we don't like is a Nazi now? Watch out guys, SJW in the thread. Party over.
I don't mind killing, we don't seem to be a villain or hero, just doing whatever we want.Which is pretty nice of us considering we're letting a lot of shit slide like the ABB organ harvesters that almost offed us, 88 trying to kidnap us and prt trying to catch us instead of helping us and forcing us away from our home
>>2537770Tbf to the pet, all they knew about us wass that we lobotomised a guy. Now we've dismembered arms master, appear unhinged, and they don't know our age afaict.They're only going to give us the benefit of the doubt once they have us in custody, or we go harder towards being a hero
>>2537760>>2537769I know you guys are joke but my point still stands. There is no reason for us not to kill, especially people that know about us, and are actively after us. Like for example the group of literal nazis that bust in our front door. >>2537770ABB is next on the list underneath the Nazis, but for now we wait and build our strength.
>>2537807*PRT not pet
You know we have really taken notice but there's a new ward. I think it's an OC cause I don't remember any smiley masked wards.
>>2537808>Like for example the group of literal nazis that bust in our front door.How would a bunch of geriatrics bust down our front doors?
>>2537830My theory is that he's our brother Mike.
>>2537837What're the odds we're both smiley bastards
>>2537841I think it was a thing in the novel that if one sibling has powers then is likely the other will have too, like Brian and Aisha.
>>2537808Ok yes killing nazis is fine. How about the ABB members who were forcefully recruited, given the option of joining or donating their organs. How about the ones with bombs in their brains, courtesy of Bakuda? They ok to kill?
>>2537837>>2537841Good thing we didn't kill em then huh?>>2537858Yes.EE88 are just the most relevant since they have a vendetta against us for what we did to storm bringer.ABB don't know us personally yet, but they will, and we are gonna give em a big thank you later on once we get all of our shit sorted.
>>2537830Is there?fuck, figured it was clockblocker new on the team or something.>>2537858I forgot that was a thing.we definetly need some nonlethal gas for the underlings then.Shotcallers and officers are fair gain though.
>>2537875Non lethals and lethals would be great to work on
>>2537873Ok, so you just said that you're ok with killing victims of the same gang we were. That's not just Nazis anymore. You're officially an edgy boi.
>>2537875>>2537897I am all in for making gasses.
>>2537875I was thinking a razor wire whip and laughing gas style knock out gas
>>2537900>Ok, so you just said that you're ok with killing victims of the same gang we were.Uhhh what? We weren't with a gang.
>>2537909I think Armour would be a good idea with the metal we produce
>>2537916We were the victim of a gang
>>2537916We were the victim of the ABB, when they cut off our arm.
>>2537919>I think Armour would be a good idea with the metal we produceWe already made armor.
>>2537858>>2537873>>2537875I think a general idea for the work we do is that we are here to solve problems and have fun. If we have to choose between saving a random person and putting an end to a long term problem, than sorry citizen, your survival wasn't in the CARDS. I think its was put best yesterday "Doing the right things wrong/ Doing the right things for the wrong reasons"We don't fight crime cause it's the right thing to do, we do it because we don't want dickheads running the streets.And if the "Heroes" ever become dickheads too, they are also on our shit list.
>>2537875>>2537897>>2537909While our theme is important and silly weapons would bring lots of fun, I would rather we first focus on more practical stuff, like medicines and food supplements.
>>2537922>>2537923I know that, what the hell did Green ID anon mean with "so you just said that you're ok with killing victims of the same gang we were"?
>>2537764Except that it was totally an accident.
>>2537934>I would rather we first focus on more practical stuff, like medicines and food supplements.Gasses are practical. But i do agree with you that we should make some meds.
>>2537937That's me. I meant that they are victims of the ABB, just like we are a victim of the ABB. Both innocent. Difference is, they didn't trigger, we did.>>2537926Just about every hero is already a dickhead though. Maybe not Legend.
>>2537830>Yeah, looks like some new ward, He's short and thin, with some kind of weird smiley face motif.From the last thread. Maybe we should check PHO and see what's been said about us and the latest Ward.
>>2537948>That's me. I meant that they are victims of the ABB, just like we are a victim of the ABB. Both innocent. Difference is, they didn't trigger, we did.But do we know they're victims, and more importantly i think that anon you replied to mean the ABB as a whole, not just their footsoldiers, so we can have our revenge against them however we want, don't have to go full edge and kill them all.
>>2537948Well then I guess we are at qar against the world. A chaotic force that will change the corrupt state of parahuman culture. Or some such gay shit, idk.Point is dont be a faggot too scared to kill a bitch if the time comes. Victims forced to fight is one thing, but normal gangsters can and will die.
>>2537925More and better
>>2538003What about a personal force field Armor is heavy for our speed build character
>>2538013>What about a personal force field>Armor is heavy for our speed build characterI Agree, we can also instead go for more speed and offense instead.
What would be more representative of a worm!Joker?> True Neutral~or~> Chaotic Neutral
>>2538017I wouldn't mind that
>>2538019Probably chaotic neutral
>>2538019Seeing as how we are currently in a hospital with an unconscious woman looking for a girl in a coma in the hopes that if we fix her she'll become our waifu I'll say at least Chaotic Neutral
>>2538019At the moment we are very True Neutral, but the way I see it, Manic is a young man that has finally broken free from the abusers and oppression he's faced all his life, and now he's striking out against those who wronged him.There is no place for "good" or "bad", and while I would try to find some way around killing needlessly, hiding away from it won't get us the results we want.So I can see us sliding towards Chaotic Neutral.
>>2538034We're also pretty much homeless and have a ridiculous amount of free time
>>2538072Now that I think of it, Barnaby kind of just dipped out on his family. It's been, what, a week since they've seen him at this point?
>>2538100I think less than four days
>>2538100We could just go back home and say we escaped from a Azn Bad Boys organ stealing plant.
>>2538100A good reason to hate the PRT.>>2538122A good way to get the prt on our ass again
I'm back lads. get ready to rumble.
>>2538072Free time we spend mostly working or getting food. The thing about True Neutral is that it's for people without any long term goals or ambitions, which we really haven't set up in character. Even if our day to day actives are exciting we are still spend most of our time just chilling by ourselves doing much about nothing. >>2538122>>2538127I actually don't see the problem with that. There is nothing wrong with visiting our family considering we have all but abandoned any idea of going back to school or living a normal life.
>>2538127Not exactly, we'd get police attention but not PRT attention. If we can pass a speech check then I'm sure we'll be fine.
Did anyone archive the last thread?
>>2538137What happened with the trains? Was there a collision or something?
>>2538147Yeah it's all set.
>>2538150The morons in charge scheduled a bunch of closures and repairs during a bank holiday weekend, my 50 minute journey turned into a three hour slog there and three hours back.Apparently a small riot occurred at Gatwick.
>>2538159lol, public transportation
>>2538142>still spend most of our time just chilling by ourselves doing much about nothingI don't consider tinkering and improving our living space to be nothing.
>>2538197Speaking of improving our living space, we should get better defences
>>2538197Oh for sure, but it very VERY True Neutral.
>Britbong makes a very succesful quest based on a cape settingIs this the new Homeless Mutant Quest?
>>2538232I sure hope it is, and I sure hope this finishes all the way. RIP Crusty.
>>2538240I miss him every day
>>2538240>>2538247Unless somehow we get actual facts about what happened to him, I'll be in denial forever.
>>2538232I wouldn't go that far, we did only just start. You did just give me a great idea.There has to be other Parahuman kids that are on the street and need a home right?Let's pull a JJ green and make a gang out of other homeless mutants. They get a place to stay away from gang activity and they do busy work for us like buying food for the house when we are busy working.
>>2538013I don't think that our tech is that style, I believe that we're a more physical tinker
>>2538271We're a bit too much of a wild card to really establish a team
>>2538281Glass cannon, molecular BS.Next time we can make tech, think about molecules. Conformations, whether its covalent/noncovalent, polarity, shit like that. Inherent properties we can fuck with or abuse with the Joker theme.
>>2538295Can you give some ideas on how we can abuse our power?
>>2538289>>2538294I don't know, from the few times we used it we seem to have enough charisma to lead Or at least convince people we know what we are doing. We just need to find the right people to fuck with and we set.Not saying it's a major priority, just keep the idea in the back of your heads for the future.
You stifle a giggle as you look around the spartan room for a place to hide, under the bed is taken by Panacea (you having stuffed her there) and there isn't exactly anywhere else to hide.Wait a minuteYou quickly scramble up into a corner of the roof, bladed shoes and pocket knife deployed to hold you in place. Now all they have to do is not look up and you're sorted.You see the new Ward from earlier, the one with the smiley pin. He comes into the room and looks around before exiting, calling for Panacea in stage whispers."Huh, guess she took a break or something. It's way too late for this."His voice is strange, deep and clearly electronic. Most likely due to something in his helmet.Now you've had a look at him, you can take a proper look at his costume, and pick out what appear to be guns strapped to his sides with holsters. That's pretty fucking weird for a ward.Especially what appears to be a bandoleer of shotgun shells wrapped around his chest. He looks more like some edgy action movie star than a Superhero.If he wasn't so short it'd actually be really intimidating.After a second or so he leaves, absentmindedly flicking the holster on his right. A few minutes later you stick your head out the door and make sure that the coast is clear.You're running on borrowed time here.Roll d20+3 for stealth search.
>>2538300Well, high salt concentrations can fuck with charges, especially DNA and pretty much anything biological.I'd have to give it a lot of thought, but 'molecular assembly' as a tinker power could let us pull off literal alchemy or material transmutation, if we can do shit with atomic nuclei.
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2538322
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>2538322
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2538322
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2538322Cool comemedian.
>>2538332Blades sharpened to a molecule, atom thick wire, the possibilities are pretty awesome
19, nice onewriting.no crits today it seems.
>>2538360Shh, just wait and see.
>>2538360Don't count us out.The night is still very young.>next roll is a crit fail.>It's the roll to fix the girls brain.
>>2538379I wonder what would happen if we rolled a 20 while doing that, do we create a cape?
>>2538360Murphy is watching and waiting
>>2538391We would probably black out and straight make the bitch into a full cyborg.A cyborg that hopefully love the idea of being a cyborg, or we'll be introuble.
>>2538360Are we still brushing our teeth? I'd prefer to have pristine pearly whites rather than crack bitch teeth
>>2538412I do kinda hope for our own Harley
You quickly leave the room and get to checking the others, dodging Smiley whenever he comes back, eventually he heads into one of the rooms and doesn't come back out. Which is handy, because the one next door holds both your target and your compatriot, with Mr Higgs standing above the bed near the wall.You gesture to stay quiet as you walk forwards, checking the patients medical records as you step towards the bed. it turns out that Mr Higgs' daughter is 23, and fell into a coma from unknown causes a few months ago. The only irregularity being a strange growth in her brain that is swiftly growing, like a cancer but not. You are rapidly becoming less and less optimistic about this situation.>Uh, this might be more difficult than expected.>Don't worry him, just get to work.>write in>>2538416Your teeth are not only perfect, they are the nicest teeth anyone has ever seen.You were always very serious about dental hygiene.
>>2538420I really wouldn't get your hopes up.
>>2538423>>Don't worry him, just get to work.WE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE.
>>2538423I dont suppose we want to have a go at being a brain surgeon?
>>2538423> Too late for doubts now. Dive in.
>>2538423>>Uh, this might be more difficult than expected.Wow shucks, having a biomancer with us would have been very useful AMARITE GUYS?
>>2538444she can't do brains tho
>>2538423>It's only brain surgery
>>2538423>Don't worry him, just get to work.Most likely we'll fail, but at least we'll have tried. Hmm, does 4chan exist in the Worm canon, and given that Empire Eighty-Eight exists, what the fuck is the state of /pol/?
>>2538423>Don't worry him, just get to work.She's as good as dead either way, so why not give it a go?
>>2538444She doesn't "do" brains
>>2538423>Write-inBefore I do anything, did Panacea or the doctors mention anything about the growth? A new Gemma or Polentia?
>>2538423>Don't worry him, just get to work.Just denature/melt all the amino acids of the growth on a molecular level, without digesting the important brain matter.
>>2538453There's a parahuman image board
>>2538423>Look at her chart and ask about her condition, Don't let the dad see and start going at it.
>>2538446>>2538455She has super awareness and knowledge of most living things, having some pointers could had been useful .
>>2538423supporting >>2538459otherwise>Too late for doubts now. Dive in.
>>2538446She can. Shes just a bitch, because she can fuck with Victorias brain to make her like Amy, but cant fix herself being a lesbo for her closest friend. Ironuc.
>>2538461We could use our playing card as a scalpel, it does cut through molecules and we're pretty good at sewing up serious wounds
>>2538473What is her deal with brains anyways? Did she get mind raped by a villain or something?
>>2538475Its almost as if the blue wave sisters are the worst.Barring villains like the slaughter house nine i guess>>2538477I think she instinctively knows that if she starts she can't stop from going down that road
>>2538470We apparently have a similar knowledge of biology>>2538477They're too sensitive to changes, one neuron could completely change someone
>>2538479Blue wave sisters?
>>2538490He means New Wave*
>>2538477She's afraid that if she fucks up she wouldn't be able to fix it. Understandable desu, human brains are complicated as fuck.
Alright, time to dice the fuck in.Totally untrained neurosurgery performed by a guy widely believed to be insane is go.roll d20+2DC's are 14 16 and 18
Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2538509
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2538509let's fuck with some brain meats
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2538509
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2538509This better work damnit
>>2538509>>2538511>>2538512>>2538515And it's good!
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>2538509pls no 1
I love all of you.such a beautiful day.
>>2538512The fucking 19s in this thread.
>>2538511>>2538512>>2538515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsMEGreat victory, writing
>>2538509Do we get extra karma for this since we're doing this secretly and not taking any credit?
>>2538532I want a skateboard now, so we can Ollie over Armsmaster later.
>>2538533I think it's pretty obvious that we're the ones doing this, we did knock out panacea
>>2538538>*Rocket Skateboard ftfy
>>2538542The PRT doesn't know that yet
Dr. Manic is in the house
>>2538538Yes.And a tricycle.And roller-skates.
Guys we should totally take a selfie with panacea and the girl we fixed with the caption "Panacea can't do brains but Manic can!".
>>2538568Do we have our mask?
>>2538568Might as well
>>2538568Does Barnaby own a cell phone?If so, then yes.
>>2538568S U P P O R T I N G(Dr. manic*)
>>2538578We' use Panacea's phone, using our own phone would be suicide.
>>2538578We'll use Panpans
>>2538558Service with a smile
>>2538568>>2538581>>2538584FOR GREAT JUSTICE
>>2538590Damnit. We should just gotten a wig and a nurses outfit. We would have gotten in no problem!
>>2538568Can't wait to see how this dumb shit will backfire.
>>2538568>>2538581Backing this so hard
>>2538620We're going to get kidnapped by everybody looking for a medic
>>2538620>We role a 1 on our photography>Everyone thinks we lobotomized a poor girl and sexually Panacea due to the shitty angle and lighting>Now for breaking the no rape rule between heroes and villains they now both want us dead>Slaughter house nine wants to recruit us
>>2538640And we'll just Benny Hill them like we did to the Wards.
>>2538648Wait, didn't we lobotomize stormbringer(or what's-his-name)Fuck, this is totally THAT shit up, they are going to think it wasn't an accident or smth.
>>2538671We can just say it was an accident, but then we decided to be safer about it this time around. Wild card.
>>2538671The majority of them probably believe that anyways.
This is a very different kind of tinkering, but the technique is roughly the same. You take one of your cards, better than any scalpel.Then you let yourself fall into the madness, the fugue creeps over your mind and pours down through your arms like a warm fog. You can see yourself move, cutting open the patient's head with one hand while mixing medicines with the other, after finishing the incision you jam your card into the medicine mix.Huh, it's changing colour.After a few seconds you see yourself put the mixture onto the growth, causing it to glow slightly and recede, seeming almost to grow in reverse until it sinks into a small ball at the back of [The Project]'s head.You then watch as [The Project]'s head grows back.That'll do Manic, that'll do.The fog recedes, and you're back in control."Hey, I think I did it."Mr Higgs is holding the door shut as the men outside try and break in. the wooden door barricaded with the two chairs that were inside the room."Back with me now huh? get the hell out of here. I'll delay them.""Unknown Parahuman, this is Armsmaster we have you as surrounded as possible."Barnaby/ManicStatus:OK[Need] 0/20[???]8/20Karma:5Money: 162 DollarsCurrent power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's Boots and GarbWow, you must have really zoned out there.Out the window, you're not tangling with beardy again.No way dude, we'll get out together [how?]Card through the wall always works>Write in
>>2538715>Out the window, you're not tangling with beardy again.DYNAMIC EXIT
>>2538715>No way dude, we'll get out together [how?]Lets do the classic hostage montage.
Card through the wall always worksDon’t you mean arm less or other shitty pun about him not having a arm
>>2538715>No way dude, we'll get out together [how?]We're not leaving old man higgs like that.
>>2538715>Out the window, you're not tangling with beardy again.
>>2538726Dynamic exit but throw some cards to delay the people behind us
>>2538715>Out the window, you're not tangling with beardy again.>>Hope your girl wakes up soon!
>Out the window, you're not tangling with beardy again.
We need a pun about him not having a arm
>>2538745Support.> Psychotic cackling as you majestically run away
>>2538715>Run and stealth abilitie from new costume.
>>2538751>You're being very disarming right now
>>2538715Out the window, you're not tangling with beardy again.
>>2538730Oh come on guys, it could have been great>"Back off or I'll give you the old man back in pieces!" "Oh no, that Maniac!"
>>2538762Don't worry I'm 'armless
>Card through the wall always works
peace out and mock armsy.writing.
>>2538790> Do they only call you Arm-master now
>>2538790>Could you please give me a hand here?
"If anyone asks I took you hostage, got it?"Higgs nods his head in response to your assertion, before pushing himself against the door with renewed vigour.The window is a bit tricky to open, so you break it, sending glass shards tumbling out onto the city streets below as the door finally gives out, The protectorate leader bursting in flanked by Triumph and Dauntless.You step out onto the balcony, stepping up onto the very edge of it as the trio of heroes advance towards you warily."There's no way out kid, You're under arrest."You make sure that your laugh comes out different, deeper and slower as you prepare to put on your best(worst) British accent."Who me? But I'm 'armless."The last thing they see of you is a shit eating grin, the rest of your face covered by your mask. You fall down into the darkness of the city.Some time later you're back at the hideout, flopping exhausted onto your bed and falling asleep almost instantly. Fuck that was awesome.Friday end.
>>2538866Please proofread your posts. I can only endure typos and bad punctuation for so long.
>>2538886Here we have a classic case of the 'tism ladies and gents.
>>2538898Asking for some proofreading isn't autism, you moron.
>>2538898Nah, he's right. I should have given that one another look over before posting it.He did say it in a kinda dicky way though.
>>2538898Not autism, he was just being a huge dick about it.
>>2538886please go and stay go
>>2538906Yeah, my bad. That getaway was pretty good though. We're getting nearer and nearer to Taylor's rooftop attempted suicide and the main canon plot to kick in.>>2538909>>2538910Yeah I kinda was, now that I look back at my post.
Some people are just weird about typos, i read the whole thing and didn't even notice any
>>2538866Is that it for the session?
>>2538928the only one i noticed was that he wrote vigour instead of vigor, unless you spell vigor as vigour in britbong
>>2538971nah, i'm just writing the next morning.>>2538973yeah, we have more U's in lots of our wordsHonourVigourand so on.
>>2538979Thanks! Great quest so far!
Saturday: You don't have anything funny for Saturdays.You continue to wake up early, the sun barely having risen by the time you roll out of bed and get your morning rituals completed. Fuck, you forgot to get food. Eh whatever. the excitement made up for it. Though the hunger has come back with a vengeance. You're going to have to grab some stuff to eat later, but for now.Barnaby/Manic/???Status:OK[Need] 2/20[???]8/20Karma:6Money: 162 DollarsCurrent power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's Boots and GarbDo some TinkeringExplore the CityGo Stop some CrimeGo Do some CrimeFood thoOpen Research Screen>write in.
>>2539031>Food thoI sure hope we don't role a one when we go out to get food
>>2539031>Food thocan't >Go Stop some Crimeon an empty belly.
>>2539031>Food thoConsider those food suplements I suggested for our first research.
>>2539031>Explore the City>Go Stop some Crime
>>2539031>6 karma.I am displeased.>Food tho>Go Do some CrimeWe must go do the most nefarious crime of all.A DINE-&-DASH!
>>2539031>Explore the City>Food tho
>>2539031Go to the local wendys and eat in full costume and post the picture
I must say I am looking forward to the public reaction to our saving the lady, and the heroes' reactions to being rekt by us.
>>2539031>>Go Do some CrimeLets hit one of the gangs up
>>2539031Go Do some Crime
>>2539031>Food thoNAT 1!
>>2539031>Food tho>Go Do some CrimeDine-&-Dash.
>>2539053You think too small anon, we must... THROW A NON- RECYCLABLE INTO THE RECYCLE CAN MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! AND THEN WE'LL STEAL PENS FROM A OFFICE!
>>2539061attacking gangs is technically counted under stopping crime, even if you steal money or stuff from them.
We need a phone and we need to call our mother.
>>2539068YES!SOON WE SHALL BE THE MOST FEARED MAN IN BROCKTON BAY!
>>2539070Even when we murder them?Fuck, we should make a tv and cell phone if we can.That or buy a bunch of burners
>>2539074We can't because the PRT are a bunch of jackasses. But we can arrange for the abusive bastard of a father to suffer a tragic 'accident'.
Y'know, you guys will never get any quality tinkering done if you keep attending to your needs like reasonable people.roll me some 2d20+6
Rolled 20, 13 + 6 = 39 (2d20 + 6)>>2539096Mmmmm, sweet sweet random encounters...
Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>2539096
>>2539086That would be pretty cool, make our own cell phones maybe a first aid kit
Rolled 19, 9 + 6 = 34 (2d20 + 6)Come on crazy!
Rolled 10, 13 + 6 = 29 (2d20 + 6)>>2539096rerolling because i'm a goof.
>>2539099Ha! That makes 4 nat 20 I have contributed. I would have liked to use it on the surgery tho...
Rolled 3, 10 + 6 = 19 (2d20 + 6)>>2539096Get it
>>2539096Is this what we look like , without the hair
>>2539096Ya gotta eat man, can't forget about proper nourishment.
>>2539112>Accidentally start tinkering with our food
>>2539111I actually found a picture that really sums it up, except you're usually smiling. see pic related.>>2539112Armsmaster, Kid Win and Hero all disagree.
Rolled 7, 13 + 6 = 26 (2d20 + 6)>>2539096rollin'
>>2539121either this or a younger version of the Joker from the telltale batman series.
Why is that the second dice doesn't go up 13? The Dice gods want something
>>2539121>>2539128What i'm trying to say is, you're actually really quite handsome.>>2539099And we have a nat twenty.writing.
>>2539121>Armsmaster, Kid Win and Hero all disagree.Well fuck them, they can go ahead and do their thing while we eat a delicious healthy meal.
So you're going to an old favourite of yours just on the border between territories, an old burger place called Fugly Bob's. The place is an institution of Brockton bay, with pictures of famous heroes lining the walls. (many of them signed) The place is pretty close to the boardwalk, so you're somewhat surprised when you just find a firearm on the sidewalk.You look around and there's no one else around yet, bar a very sad looking dog, currently eating something out of a trashcan.Oh hey, free gun. It looks like a revolver of some kind.Just walk on past, nothing good can come of this>Write in.
>>2539206>Oh hey, free gun. It looks like a revolver of some kind.
>>2539206>>Write in.Take the gun to toss it in the bay.
>>2539206>Neat, a gun time to tinkertech it
>>2539206>Just walk on past, nothing good can come of thisWe don't need a gun anyway.
>>2539206>Oh hey, free gun. It looks like a revolver of some kind.free gun yo
>>2539206>>Oh hey, free gun. It looks like a revolver of some kind.Free shit
>>2539212this is good, too.
>>2539206>Oh hey, free gun. It looks like a revolver of some kind.>Oh hey, free dog.
>>2539206>Oh hey, free gun. It looks like a revolver of some kind.Wonder what we can do with it.
>>2539206>Oh hey, free gun. It looks like a revolver of some kind.A gun...LET'S TINKER WITH IT!
>>2539215>We don't need a gun anyway.
>>2539206>Oh hey, free gun. It looks like a revolver of some kind.Fuck it, maybe we can modify it?
>>2539228Also this. Let's take the dog.
>>2539206>Oh hey, free gunDid someone say..free?
>>2539232>Oh hey, free (You)
>>2539228Oh shit why didn't i thought of this, support!
>>2539231Ultra killy bullets
>>2539247Ditto, Bitch loves dogs
>>2539228...Wait yeah, a dog would be nice too.Better us as an owner than none whatsoever.
>>2539228Supporting Bitches love the D
>>2539206>Oh hey free dog
hey look, a free gun.and also a free dog.writing
And so with your new (and even fully loaded) gun securely stored in your jacket, and your new spaniel under your arm, you continue onward to your date with luncheon. Your meal passes without anything else incredibly strange or unlikely happening, which puts you somewhat on edge. But once you return to the chemical plant you feel much safer, and you certainly don't spend several minutes peering through the blinds of the warehouse in pursuit of imaginary threats.But you have more important things to do with your time, like do crazy tinker things or cuddle the dog whom you have named Bruce.Barnaby/Manic/???Status:OK[Need] 7/20[???]8/20Karma:5Money: 152 DollarsCurrent power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's Boots and Garb equipped.Happy Zappers: gloves that Electrocute people (non-lethal)Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancement, allows use of Happy ZappersTrickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.Do some TinkeringExplore the CityGo Stop some CrimeGo Do some CrimeFood thoOpen Research Screen>write in.
>>2539347>Open Research ScreenTime to play.
>>2539347>Do some Tinkering
>>2539347>Open Research Screen
>>2539354Ditto >>2539347Is the dog pic related
>>2539363nah man, it's a cocker spaniel
>>2539347>Do some TinkeringI Hope this is the stun gas option
>>2539347But did we Dine and dash though, THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT INFORMATION!>Open Research Screen
>>2539374my dude, where would a hyena even come from?
>>2539374If we're desparate, maybe we can Tinker something for it?>>2539347>Open Research ScreenLet's try to figure some things out.
>>2539378Don't ask questions man, people who ask questions have a tendency to disappear.
>>2539347btw, shouldn't we try to make our home more secure? like add a lock or smth.(also where's the option to upgrade our hideout)
>>2539378There's a zoo in Brockton Bay, there's crime in Brockton Bay. There's also tonnes of drug dealers and they love getting weird pets
>>2539397nvm, autism and shitty memory really are something
>>2539397We've already got locks my dude.
>>2539397We have crappy locks on the doors but having expensive locks on crappy doors doesn't help anything
Upgrade Malnourished Dog genes with Hyena DNA?
For the first time, you sit down in your new designated brainstorming space and boot up the internet on your phone.Research Options available.Laboratory: unlocks tinkering with chemicals and the biological part of your powers, options for gases and medicines among other things.Building Reinforcements: unlocks defences for the Hideout.Machine Shop: Sometimes a tinker needs ways of going EVEN FASTERResearch Capes: May give you an idea for a new Item based on the powers of others.Choose One.
>>2539416Machine Shop: Sometimes a tinker needs ways of going EVEN FASTERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>2539416>Laboratory: unlocks tinkering with chemicals and the biological part of your powers, options for gases and medicines among other things.Reinforcement is also good
>>2539416>Building Reinforcements: unlocks defences for the Hideout.
>>2539416>Building Reinforcements: unlocks defences for the Hideout.oh well.
>>2539416>Laboratory: unlocks tinkering with chemicals and the biological part of your powers, options for gases and medicines among other things.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>2539430Great minds think alike, no?
Machine Shop: Sometimes a tinker needs ways of going EVEN FASTER
>>2539416>Laboratory: unlocks tinkering with chemicals and the biological part of your powers, options for gases and medicines among other things.
>>2539443Ditto, biological stuff is the least understood part of our power
>>2539414Let's check out our biological powers and see if we can do that
Lab takes it, time for true jokering.writing
After a quick brainstorm about your powers you decide to get a proper lab setup. Your Workshop is fine for creating small gadgets and suits, but you'll need a dedicated working area if you want to do anything with the potentially dangerous chemicals you'll need as components. It takes a few hours to figure out where everything should go, but in the end you have a fully set up Chem lab.[Makeshift Laboratory Created]Unlocks Research options:Genetic Chain ModificationMedical Applicationsyou can now tinker with Chemicals instead of Metal Scrap. creating various chemical compounds or chem based gadgets.You are finished with the chem lab by about three in the afternoon, you still have some time left in the day.Do some TinkeringTime to play with Chemicals, what could go wrong?Explore the CityGo Stop some CrimeGo Do some CrimeFood thoOpen Research Screen>write in.Barnaby/Manic/???Status:OK[Need] 12/20[???]8/20Karma:5Money: 152 DollarsCurrent power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's Boots and Garb equippedHappy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancementTrickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.
>>2539509>Do some TinkeringReduce that need
Time to play with Chemicals, what could go wrongTime to make the laughing gas
>>2539509>Do some TinkeringLet's build a gas mask+lab safety equipment.
just to clarify, chem tinkering will also reduce NEED
>>2539509>Do some Tinkeringmake laughing gas, then we should rob a bank with it
>>2539509>Do some TinkeringGas Mask
>>2539509Wait is this [???]8/20 just literally Hunger the stat?Oh god Homeless Mutant Quest flashbacks.maybe we can get Zion to find out what happened to Crusty
>>2539509>Do some Tinkering
>>2539509Do some Tinkering
>>2539509supporting >>2539518safety first kids.
>>2539509>Time to play with Chemicals, what could go wrong?Also is it today or tomorrow when the canon plot takes place?
>>2539509>Do some TinkeringSeconding >>2539518 in regards to lab safety shit. We don't wanna fall into a vat of our own acid and have our face go super pale and have this trademark smile of ours permanently stuck on our face, huh? Huh?
>>2539509>Do some TinkeringMedicine or food supplement please.
>>2539529Nope, got nothing to do with hunger.I'd rush gene modification if I were you, It's getting pretty high.
>>2539509>Time to play with Chemicals, what could go wrong?Knock out gas baby, time to Go at the gangs full force
>>2539529That's not Hunger. That's our kill count. Maybe? If not that, then notoriety? Sanity? [NEED] is our shard's influence on us, telling us GO FUCKING MAKE SOME SHIT NIGGA, that much we can tell.
>>2539543>that spoilerOH FUCK
>>2539509Voting for chem super roid dog food btw
>>2539509>Do some TinkeringGet started on some all inclusive non-lethal takedown gas. It is incredibly difficult to do, having to take into account body massage, health, BFP, weight, and other factors for it not to be lethal in a normal situation. Anathesiologists get paid well for a reason.>>2539529Man, I miss HMQ. Reread it the other day, and the Sinister Six bits only get better with You Say Run.
A lot of y'all are putting "do some tinkering" when you actually mean "mess around with some chemicals"
>>2539518This style of mask
>>2539567Speedreading? We? I dont know what you are talking about...
>>2539567Little bit of chemical assistance for the pup
>>2539567Does Gene Modification even fall under Tinkering or Chems?
Okay, so tinkering wins. but I think there might be some confusion about what type of tinkering.>Chem tinkering>Regular tinkering.Choose pls, ten minutes of votes.
>>2539573Let's get us some dog hormones,homies
>>2539550Did you figure out what it is?
>>2539576>Regular tinkering.Get safety equipment.
>>2539529>>2539555This is me. Mobile getting choppy signal is making me switch id>>2539576Chem pls. Get some Joker Juice either way crit or no
>>2539574chem tinkering technically, but you haven't actually researched it yet.
>>2539576>RegularS A F E T Y F I R S T
>>2539576>Chem tinkeringAsumming we can make both a gas mask and laughing gas.
>>2539594Ditto, let's get protection first
>>2539584...Hey. Our body isn't breaking down or anything is it? Due to the whole atomic bonds shenanigans, w-we'll be fine r-right?
oh, the lab does include rudimentary safety stuff. should have mentioned.
Sooo what mask it will be ?
>>2539602Not breaking down necessarily.
>>2539602SHIT, we double triggered so the Manton effect doesn't apply to us
>>2539608[WORRY]>>2539569>Joker with Metro 2033 minions>JesusChristhowhorrifying.jpg
>>2539576Let's play with chemicals, boys.
>>2539611Two words: Subway. Hyenas.
>>2539608Guys I'm super scared right now, guess we got to do it eh?current my priority for next day is Reserach Gen>Findoutwhatopmeant> Research (Build Reinforcements)
>>2539603Only rudementaly?That's not good enough, we need to sterilize everything twice, add multiple safety features, make it the most boring place on earth. We can call it THE NO FUN ZONE!
>>2539621...Idea! Cotton candy monsters! Kids love 'em, Heroes hate 'em!
Chem tinkering wins, time to make some stuff.since this is your first time chem tinkering it'll be random.Roll d20+3
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2539636
>>2539627but then we evolve it into THE MO' FUN ZONE
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2539636
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2539636
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2539608Test roll to see if dice gods love Manic
>>2539637OH SHIT NIGGER
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2539636Rollin anyway even tho this guy got it >>2539637, holy shit.
>>2539637That settles it I feel
>>2539636>>2539637HAHAHAHA MANIC STRIKES AGAIN
alright I'm writing
>>2539637OH DAMN!WHAT WILL BE THE RESULT OF THIS?!
>>2539637AWW FUCK, THERE IT IS!
>>2539660We create smilex and make ourselves immune
>>2539660We finally discover what that ??? stat is
>>2539672>We slowly become venom joker>stronger, much stronger but at the cost of our tinker powers
>>2539672I think we are going to need genetic research for that.
How high of a "study capes" roll would we need know bitch exists? Her power and plan dog hormone(tm) would be pretty great.
>>2539645>Armsmaster: After 3 weeks without sleeping I've finally made my greatest invention, the Hookshot-halberd!>Manic: *Cures brain tumors 4 days after getting his powers*
Guys, we're not The Joker we're The Creeper
>>2539714Oh, Dinah, i hadn't considered that.Naughty anon
>>2539721Or we're on some kind of sliding scale between the two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OovKTBO4aQsThis is it, the inaugural test of your newly created Lab. You stand in front of the table as your consciousness dips in and out. The fugue is stronger than ever before, more intense. You get the feeling that this is what your power is Meant to be used for, chemical bonds break and form within your beakers and vats. They swirl and churn unending for hours as you chase the perfect mixture, at first it seems almost impossible to get but then you add just the tiniest drop of your blood to the mixture.Almost immediately it all begins to make sense, you can finally see the whole chain. You can see all the connections and breaks that you need in order to create your magnum opus. But as with all things, art requires sacrifice.You watch in equal parts horror and rapture as your body hurls itself into the mixing vat, drinking deep of the toxin.You awaken on your bed and almost immediately jerk upright, hands frantically inspecting yourself for damage and what you find horrifies you. Your teeth are now sharp, viciously so. Your skin is almost the same shade as Alabaster's, and your hair is a bright green.You stay curled for some time, trying desperately to come to terms with what this means for you and your future.??? +40. Mutations gained. Reset to zero.Over the next few hours, you discover that you are immune to any poison that you can synthesize. It is not enough.Cont
>>2539721Coil can't kidnap Dinah if we do it first.
>>2539729what did i do
>>2539729I don't think we need a mask anymore for our going out costume.
>>2539729We have become Joker for real, boys! Just as OP intended all along!
>>2539729https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_DCs29xw2ALooks like we have 2 different paths we can take.Either we research genetics and reverse this, or we keep going and see what happens.
I just wanted knock out gas.Oh well.Guess we do that then spend the rest of the day fighting
>>2539746>Either we research genetics and reverse thisHA, GAY!More like we have one choice.
>>2539746Didn’t the joker become a hulk wannabe because of the toxins or something else ?
>>2539739realized OP's wet dream, congrats pal.>>2539741yeah, we need a fucking burkha.
>>2539757We don’t need a mask anymore, we can show the world our wining smile
>>2539761I hope our grin got bigger
>>2539761And win them over to our side with it! Brilliant.>>2539746>reverse thisNo way out. Though I'd rather focus more on the machine-tinker side of things.
>>2539761And the people will be dazzled by it!>This smile.>I will protect this smile.
>>2539746Is there really a choice?
Let's go and show our pretty face to the public!
>>2539714>>2539721>>2539734>Joker-oniichan>Holy shit let's do it
>>2539767They're going to start calling us Glasgow after this mutation
>>2539773>that mutation>the british accent before escapingoh shit you might right, punny.
For the past several hours, you have been stubbornly avoiding the vat over near your Lab, it is nearly the size of a small car, and a green mist rises off of the top. You know simply by looking what it does. And even now, knowing what it did to you the mixture still fills you with pride and and adoration. A gas which causes laughter so intense that the victim is rendered either unconscious or dead, depending on the concentration.You even made some canisters for it when you were out.[SmileX]The ultimate Laughing gas, Manic's Magnum Opus. Can be used in liquid or gaseous form.[Gas Grenades]These canisters can be set to either slowly leak whatever gas is within, or all at once in a massive cloud. Multi purpose as well, they can be filled with any gas you create.STATSBarnaby/Manic/???Status:Not OK[Need] 0/20[???]0/60Karma:5Money: 152 DollarsCurrent power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's Boots and Garb equipped.Available ItemsHappy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancementTrickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.Gas Grenades: These grenades are kept secreted in pockets around your person, allowing you to deploy whichever toxin you may need.You consider staying in for the day, but you're terribly hungry. Most likely due to the Mutations burning energy.Do some TinkeringTime to play with ChemicalsExplore the CityGo Stop some CrimeGo Do some CrimeFood thoOpen Research ScreenNew Outfit>write in.
>>2539729Oh boy.I guess tinkering some makeup and hair dye shouldn't be too difficult. The teeth will be a problem tho
>>2539714Ah, but we ARE the joker...tarot. in true joker fashion we are dipping into our opposite (reversed)> arguably still in our beginnings>we're technically innocent, we just did things we're legitimately guilty of after the fact>spontaneity's a given>pretty risk taking and reckless>high versitility is basically unlimited potential if you're a tinker(see;dragon)
>>2539783>Go Do some CrimeTime to go kill some gang bangers
>>2539783>Go Do some CrimeCurb stomp some Nazis then the ABB for the rest of the day
>>2539783>Explore the City
>Go Do some CrimeTime for the test drive
>>2539783>Go Do some CrimeOh Alabaster, we have a gift for you.
We should go and make a gang but just to beat the shit out of other gangs.
>>2539788I don't mind doing that, but we should grab food while doing it
>>2539783>Go Do some CrimeUse laughing gas on a large ABB compound,I only say ABB because they're the reason we triggered
>>2539783>Go Do some CrimeThey'll never have a clear fix on us, and neither do we!
>>2539783>Go Do some CrimeIf by crimes you mean hunting down gangsters like animals then yeah, let's do crimes.
>>2539798>>2539797>>2539795>>2539793>>2539792>>2539789>>2539788Do you guys not remember that Zion said attacking gangers was stopping crime?
>>2539783>Go Stop some Crime
>>2539783>Food tho"Stop us if you heard this one chef. A guy goes to see a doctor, the guy says "Doctor, i'm terribly ill, my face is pale and i get routine headaches. The doctor replies "That is a problem, good thing you came to me i'll give you some medicine that'll fix you right up" But the guy stopped the doctor and said "Medicine? Doctor the problem isn't that i'm sick, but that i want to get sicker, IT'S WHY I WENT TO WHERE ALL THE SICK PEOPLE GO!"
>>2539802Well we will be using lethal gas against themThat’s against the geneva convention
>>2539806I don't remember Manic signing any conventions. Do you?
>>2539806But why? That just invites lethal retaliation.
Whatever we do, put on the heavy suit.
>>2539802I coulda sworn it was the other way around, but I think that what everyone wants is clear
>>2539806dude, it doesn't matter if it's humane or not, it matters what the target is.>>2539818yeah sure whatever i guess but anon's ADD is quite frustrating at times
>>2539670You were right!>>2539783A lot of typos and errors in this post, but your enthusiasm shines through.>Go Stop some CrimeAnd by "stop" crime, we mean gas the fuck out of some ABB to relieve stress and get revenge on triggering us.
If we want to test the gas we have the option to just knock them out, just saying.
It seems like the go do crime people want to beat up some gang members. I'm struggling to see what's the difference between stop crime
Yeah, therapy by way of kicking ass. and getting some food.roll me a d20+1
Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2539825
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2539825
>>2539820We need to abide by the rules of The Game
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2539825Rollan>>2539829:^)
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2539825
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2539825
Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2539825Lets do some cool shit.
>>2539824given the targets, the difference is academic.
>>2539820I’m not saying that inhuman the issue is that if we use the gas in a large group of people the prt heavy hitters will come for our ass
>>2539830YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>2539834YOU SEEIN' THIS SHIT???
>>2539783> Go Do some CrimeWe're strapped for cash, let's rob a business. Not one of the humble family-owned and operated mom and pop shops, one of the mega-corporations that can handle a twenty-thousand or so hit to their funds.
>>2539830hold on a sec, I gotta try and figure out what the fuck is going on.
>>2539830>We literally just walking, gas one guy, give everyone else serious PTSD and leave, all while laughing.
>>2539848Can't you tell, it's destiny!
>>2539851>Carve a Glasgow Smile into the faces of a bunch of petty criminalsOr>We take a bite out of a dude
When we revel in our true Nature nothing can stop us.
>>2539830Mom's gonna freak!
>>2539861>Whynotboth.jpg"Man this diner is great! The food is served so fast! And the ambient screams and sobs really establish a great eating environment!""9/10, could do with less shooting."
>>2539802I forgot about that.Doesn't help that the PRT are dickbags that consider a lot of shit illegal
>>2539867>Oh do quiet down I'm only eating the end of your tongue
>>2539851>>2539861>>2539867>>2539873I like this edge, this is a comfortable edge.
Were these edgy retard anons always here or did they just arrive?
>>2539877The Polite Cannibal is one of my favorite tropes>>2539881I've been here a while, but this whole universe is pretty damn edgy
>>2539881I have no clue
>>2539881I was always here.
Id rather not eat people.
>>2539891I agree with that, just joking for the sake of it.The glasgow smile though? Gotta do that, hell we already did that in Coil's future vision.
>>2539891Then if a vote comes to a Cannibal vs Can'tibal, vote No
>>2539894Glasgow smile is fine. My issue is all these people wanting to do edgy things indiscriminately. Edge is fine until you start just stuffing as much of it as you can everywhere.
>>2539894Huh, I read it as we used laughing gas or something similar on the guy rather than carving him
>>2539903Why not both?
It is the eleventh of April 2011, and Taylor Hebert is running across rooftops in her spider silk costume, long curly black hair flying out behind her. She has been searching for crimes to stop for the past few hours, and she is about to find one.Barnaby Campbell is sitting on a rooftop, looking down at the gangsters below as he finishes his burger, the meat is almost disturbingly delicious on his tongue. He rages inside against the scum below, the festering canker on the city. They caused all this, if not for the ABB you would never have gotten powers. And if you had no powers you'd be at home right now, talking with your family."God, how long has it been?" Almost a week and a half. A week and a half with none of your brother's annoying questions, with no worrying about not moving too fast near mom. Christ, you'd do anything to have it back.And it all goes back to that One Bad Day.You spot a cape on the rooftop across from you, masked face shifting between yourself and the Asian gangsters below.You put a finger to your lips, hoping they'll get the message. It seems to work. You're distracted as the door bursts open, a terrifyingly familiar mask coming out into the light. Everyone knows that Lung is the most powerful parahuman in the bay, he turns into a metal dragon and grows the longer you fight him. You weren't expecting him to be here, but it doesn't matter. You'll just have to up the dosage.He's saying something, but frankly your blood is boiling too hot to listen at the moment.Stay on the roof and throw Laughing gas Grenades: Non-LethalStay on the roof and throw Lethal SmileX grenades.Drop some nades, then drop onto the gangers.Same as above, but a bit angrier.You have a gun, use itAnother, more Vicious plan
>>2539936>Stay on the roof and throw Laughing gas Grenades: Non-Lethal
>>2539936>Drop some nades, then drop onto the gangers.
>>2539940>Drop some nades, then drop onto the gangers.
>>2539939>Drop some nades, then drop onto the gangers.This one is better.
>>2539936>Try to decapitate Lung
>>2539936>Another, more Vicious planStart singing this little piggy, shoot a gangster/drop a nade for every piggy.
>>2539936> Drop non-lethals and jump downWe should have made a straight razor
>>2539936Barnaby/Manic/???Status:Not OK[Need] 3/20[???]0/60Karma:5Money: 152 DollarsCurrent power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster'boots and Madman's Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife and your Happy Zappers.Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancementForgot to post equipment and stats.
>>2539936>>2539947And drop down on the rest after that i guess.
Do we even still need a mask, we've screwed our face up so much that identifying who we were before seems near impossibleAlso still eggin for the dog/hyena hybrid.
>>2539936>Drop some nades, then drop onto the gangers.Big shots like lung are fair game.
>>2539936>Drop some nades, then drop onto the gangers.Our anger will become their joyful suffering!
>>2539936>Stay on the roof and throw Laughing gas Grenades: Non-Lethal>>2539945Is it? Lung can touch us even easier like that right? I might just be dumb though, can't remember all of lung's feats, but as it is he's not fully powered right now so let's keep it that way.
>>2539936>Stay on the roof and throw Lethal SmileX grenades.They made us smile right? Why not return the favor? Besides, we don't seem like good guy material anyways. Might as well start off our villainy with a bang.
>>2539936>Stay on the roof and throw Lethal SmileX grenades.
>>2539953I couldn't agree with you more
>>2539936Stay on the roof and throw Lethal SmileX grenades.
Reminder killing Lung will prevent Birdcage mishaps, prevent Tay-tay from getting her arm cauterized in Cauldron Depths, and prevent Scion from partially getting BTFO.
>>2539963I think we're more of a vigilante with an evil bend
voting over, non lethal (technically) melee violence wins.
>>2539962He shouldn't be a problem but if things go wrong we could always just card his brains out I guess.
>>2539981Not lethal yet but we should wear a gas mask when we deploy it, to throw people of the scent of the extent of our powers
>>2539936>Drop some nades, then drop onto the gangers. non-lethal.
I didn't want to go to sleep, but my eyes are closing on their own. I hope when we wake up, things are okay again. I feel like [???] stat is Insanity, seeing as the chemical swim increased ours by 40 and raised the max cap.
>>2539981Is it like the fine line between Tragedy and Comedy? :^)
>>2539993Also if Barney, lil bro and mom were a tight knit family, does that mean it's the extra particle of dad that was causing the imbalance in the wonderful little atomic bond family?And thus why Manic's specialty is atomic bonds?
>>2540007to be fair, we dont know to what extent we can fuck with atoms. Our power is Molecular Processor, and all we have so far is standard Joker fare, minus Inconel cards that sever through molecules evenly and cleanly.
>>2539977Stop meta gaming dude. Shits already changing anyway.
>>2540016Depending on our extent, we might make a pretty good weapon against the Endbringers
>>2534905How old are we btw
These bastards made you suffer and you're ready for some revenge, but you're not ready to take that last step just yet, these people could well have been Intimidated or otherwise coerced into the gang. You're still going to kick the crap out of them though, and they won't like your diluted SmileX.You drop a few grenades over the edge of the roof, watching as the gas spreads throughout the crowded gang members. You can hear a chorus of frenzied laughing from beneath you now, Gang members dropping like flies. And speaking of flies, you also see the clouds of insects rising up over the rooftops and descending down onto the laughing assembly.They seem thoroughly confused and hurt already, so you decide to jump down and finish some of them off. You land on an enforcer near Lung, breaking several of his bones with a full moon kick. Then you leap around the panicking crowd breaking arms and stabbing non essential areas, even shooting one of the gangsters in the kneecap before spin kicking him into a particularly dense cloud of bugs.Of course you then notice that Lung's laughter is slowing, and he appears to be a good foot taller now. Maybe you should take him out fairly soonish.Bullet to the head ought to workIf you can knock him out before he gets too big, you might be able to avoid the worst of his shit.Write in
>>254002717>>2540032>Bullet to the head ought to workF U N
>>2540016you also have a 3d printer which reassembles stuff on the molecular level, and your stealth suit can project a molecular resistance field.
>>2540032>If you can knock him out before he gets too big, you might be able to avoid the worst of his shit.
>>2540032>Bullet to the head ought to work
>>2540032>Bullet to the head ought to workNip the problem in the bud.
>>2540032>Lobotomize LungTechnically he isn't dead This is just totes self defence :V
>>2540032Inconel card to the head
Grab A few cards and Decapitate him. He just regen otherwise.Now that I think about it doesn't he kidnap people as sex slaves/prostitutes.
>>2540032Y'know what?>Is this your card!?
>>2540032>Bullet to the head ought to workAlways does that trick.
>>2540048Ditto or stuff lethal SmileX down his throat
>>2540054throw all ten cards
>>2540056He'll Regen and go into his next form faster
>>2540032>No one wants to say "Why so serious?!">Sadness
You know what, fuck it let's use the cards! At least until we can make a gun that shoots our cards.
>>2540065>It's one of those Uno things>We've gone too far
alright, in a sudden twist, it turns out that the antimatter cards are a good choice.D20+3
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>2540069AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>2540069
Cards? Wish I voted for that too. Sounds way more Joker than guns. What are the rules for changing votes?
>>2540065dip that shit in smilex,maybe a li'l bit othat nonleathal buzzering, just go h o g w i l d
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2540069
Well shitbaskets. Not gonna roll again
>>2540075saved me laddos.