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(Starting earlier because I have to go to a grad party at 2:00 PM west coast time.)

Twitter: @QuestingQM

Character Sheet
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit

Last time on Dragon Quest, we send a spy to China to investigate if a dragon is there, we ate a diplomat to get new one (and convinced his wife to bang him, because we're bro-tier), "invaded" France and vassalized them, and we took Reuviere de Bonaparte as our ward, and mutated him, we also accepted a Princess of Denmark as our concubine in exchange of their vassalization. Oh, and our wife and concubines gave birth!

Your son Charlemagne sleeps on your couch, while your child Revenaris rests on his belly. Viktarious is running around, hitting other children with a stick challenging them to battle while he's in his half-dragon form. It seems he inherited the ability to shape-shift. Your daughter, Maria is attempting to duel him, but keeps failing. Juilius however, is simply watching while sitting on the dirt, apparently writing something down.

It seems you have a free morning...
Actions

>Spend some time with your children, to make sure they develop fine, you don't want to have anti-social psychopaths, now do you?
>You need to manage the realm, and give shit done.
>Take your children with you to help manage the realm. Worst case scenario they act adorably in front of someone. Or eat them.
>Write-In
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>>250271
>Spend some time with your children, to make sure they develop fine, you don't want to have anti-social psychopaths, now do you?
hopefully nothing burns down while we watch our kids.
>>
>>250278
>>250278
Figuratively, or literally?
>>
I'm going to wait 25 minutes for this, because it's really early in the morning.
(Also, the terrorist attack might be drawing anons away)
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>Spend some time with your children, to make sure they develop fine, you don't want to have anti-social psychopaths, now do you?
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>>250278
This
Also can we administer a mutagen which gives them shape shift too...
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>>250312
I mean, there's nothing preventing you, but it might be a little interesting...
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>>250280
Either is bad. Honestly, it's quite the predicament we're put in. Do we know if we're still in the black from the healthcare?
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>>250317
You still are, but slightly less so due to NATO outposts. Also, your industry budget has gone up thanks to you corrupting unions.
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>>250314
Well we nearly ate the diplomats wife so we like interesting
>>
You decide to spend time with your family.
"Alright come on kids, dad's gonna show you how we roll here in the Imperial Palace."
Charlemagne slowly gets off the couch, while Revenaris eagerly waits behind you. Everyone else comes towards you, also eagerly waiting for you.

Actions (Select Two)
>Take them around the palace and observe what they do... (Learn Personalities)
>Teach them something... (Learning)
>Take them to the Church to get baptized.
>Take them to the tabletop store... For fun, of course.
>Attempt to mutate them... For science! (Alchemy)
>Write-In
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>>250340
>Take them around the palace and observe what they do... (Learn Personalities)
>Take them to the Church to get baptized.
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>>250340
>>Take them around the palace and observe what they do... (Learn Personalities)

This for now.
>>
You decide to take them around the palace...

You find that Viktarious is... Well, he's interesting. He constantly attempted to hurt, or harm something, or at the very least insult them. He however, did not do this to any of your children, he did this to nobles (mostly). You find this quite odd.
Viktarious Personality
>Sadistic
>Family-Loving
>Extremely Ambitious.

Revenaris seemed to follow his half brother, Viktarious, and attempted to console him on why he shouldn't hurt people. His half-brother of course, ignored him, but did say he loved him. In addition, whenever an argument broke out, he seemed the most... Neutral, out of all them. He was also eager to learn about the country and the people in it.
Revenaris Personality
>Kind
>Just
>Nationalistic

Maria was... She was the one who constantly kept getting lost, and in fact your fairly sure she did it on purpose. She was arguably however, the most outgoing one in the family, especially outside.
Maria's Personality
>Charming
>Nature-Loving
>Content

Juilius is... Well, he simply stayed in the back, avoiding talking. He seemed be planning something, always. He constantly took notes, and always spoke with a mannerism reserved for those in high positions of power.
Juilus Personality
>Cultured
>Ambitious
>Anti-Social

Actions
>Attempt to change a child's personality (Charisma, HARD)
>Take them somewhere to have fun!
>Write-In
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Will we get the choice to try and change their personalities later, or is this a one-time thing?

>Attempt to change a child's personality (Charisma, HARD)

Let's try and get rid of that Sadistic personality... I don't want to have a Ramsey Bolton.
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>>250385
You can get rid of it later, though it might be harder.
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>>250373
>Take them somewhere to have fun!
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>>250373
>>Attempt to change a child's personality (Charisma, HARD)
Fuck, sadistic trait. We gotta try to change that.
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+6 (+2 from phereomones) on changing your son Viktorious's personality.
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Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>250403
dice!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>250404
17+6=23

"Viktor."
Your son looks up at you.
"Why do you insist on hurting people?"
He shakes his head.
"It just feels... Right. I guess."
"You need to channel that out, lest hate consume you."
"Alright... I guess."
Rolling for what he gets.
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>>250373
Attempt to change Juilius' personality
Get that antisocial out and replace with Family-loving
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>>250408
Throughout the day, you see Viktor channel his hate into... Well, something that is at the very least, less of a dick move.
Viktor seems to get into a lot of fights. A lot. Hell, he seems to love them, you nearly always see him smile during one of his fist-fights with some of the palace's children. Luckily he chooses to fight in human form, so not to accidentally kill someone.
Sadistic Replaced
>Viktor now has Battle-Loving

Actions
>Replace a trait on another child (Charisma, HARD)
>Take them somewhere to have fun.
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>>250420
>>Take them somewhere to have fun.
We can always revisit this choice, right?
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>>250422
Yep, though it will get harder in the future.
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Ending voting in five minutes.
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>>250423
>>Replace a trait on another child (Charisma, HARD)
Right, scratch that. Let's see if we can cure Julius's NEETdom.
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>>250420
>>Replace a trait on another child (Charisma, HARD)
>>250436

Sure, I'll back this.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Whelp, roll me a 1d20+6 on convincing Julius to stop being a NEET.
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>>250435
>>250413
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Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>250442
Damn charisma is such a help.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>250446
18+6=24

You walk up to Juilius, who is scribbling on his notes.
"Where did you get that?'
"One of the servants gave it to me."
You notice that he's been doing a mixture of doodling and taking notes about people. What they're like, and what not. Also, he's been drawing them.
"Instead of observing people, why don't you go up and talk to them?"
"Why would I? I could just simply observe them and from there establish a personal bias of whether or not I should talk to them."
"Mostly because it's weird as hell to doodle someone and take notes, without even knowing who they are."
He sighs.
"Fine... I'll talk to Viktor then. And hopefully not end up being punched."
"Good luck then."
Rolling for what he gets...
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Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>250442
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>>250451
Your son seems to get along quite well with Viktor, who is actually quite protective of him. The two of them somehow get along pretty well. Of course, Juilius nervously shows his artwork, and Viktor nods and compliments his drawing. Then of course, he challenges him to a fist-fight, which Julius (hesitantly) agrees to.
Once that's over, and Juilius is laying on the ground, he makes a big speech to Viktor about "how he learned to not be afraid" and other pansy stuff like that. Viktor just says that he probably hit him a little too hard.
Juilius's Anti-Social replaced with...
>Natural Orator.

It is now late noon.
Actions
>Change another child's personality... (Charisma)
>Head somewhere to have fun with your kids.
>Leave your kids, you want to do something else.
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>>250466
>Head somewhere to have fun with your kids.
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>>250466
>Head somewhere to have fun with your kids.
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>>250466
>>Head somewhere to have fun with your kids.
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>>250466
>>Head somewhere to have fun with your kids.
>>
You decide to head somewhere with your kids.

Actions (Pick Three)
>Tabletop Store
>Bookstore
>Church
>The barracks, to hang out with the soldiers.
>The NATO embassy... Mostly because you want to piss them off.
>The Dungeon! For science!
>The Throne Room, to see how you manage the Empire.
>Watch Saturday morning cartoons. Because that is a thing!
>Write-In
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>>250490
>>Watch Saturday morning cartoons. Because that is a thing!
>The NATO embassy... Mostly because you want to piss them off.
>The barracks, to hang out with the soldiers.
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>>250490
>Church
>Tabletop Store
>The Dungeon! For science!

Also, it would help people find the new threads faster if there is a link to the new thread in the old one. I added on before I got here this time.
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>>250490
>>The NATO embassy... Mostly because you want to piss them off.
>Watch Saturday morning cartoons. Because that is a thing!
>Church
>>
Waiting five more minutes
>>
Looks like Saturday wins, NATO wins, and so does Church.
Writing.
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>>250490
>Bookstore
>Church
>Watch Saturday morning cartoons. Because that is a thing!
>>
You decide to take your kids to watch televesion. After you do what Charlemagne calls "Channel Surfing", you find some crudely drawn and animated televsion shows... Your kids are fascinated by them. Even Charlemagne is watching, without ranting about the Lizardjews or something like that.
You have a few channels you could watch...
Channels
>Huh, there's a cartoon about you... Whelp, guess it's time to both satisfy your ego and have fun with your kids.
>There is a show called Jonny Quest, though you know little else about it.
>There is a sort of English movie on, called the Adventures of Robin Hood, which you remember is an old English folk-hero.
>There is a channel which is playing something about a anthropomorphic rabbit trying to convince a duck about hunting season, and is made by a company called Warner Bros.
>Write-In
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>>250514
>There is a sort of English movie on, called the Adventures of Robin Hood, which you remember is an old English folk-hero.
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>>250514
>There is a channel which is playing something about a anthropomorphic rabbit trying to convince a duck about hunting season, and is made by a company called Warner Bros.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
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>>250514
>>Huh, there's a cartoon about you... Whelp, guess it's time to both satisfy your ego and have fun with your kids.
>>
>>250514
>Huh, there's a cartoon about you
>>
Looks like ego wins...

You decide to watch that one cartoon about you. You are slightly impressed that they keep getting your good side, and apparently it covers your rise to power. There are lots of hammy accents however, such as the Queen Of England sounding extremely posh. Which she is, but you'd never say that to her face. Eventually it ends at the part where you made an alliance with England.
For the next hour or so you have to answer plenty of questions from your children, until you finally arrive at the NATO embassy. Two guards look at you in utter confusion.
Actions
>CHARGE!
>Demand entrance into the embassy... You need to talk to the ambassador. (Not really, you just want to see how long it takes until he breaks.)
>Write-in
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>>250537
>Demand entrance into the embassy... You need to talk to the ambassador. (Not really, you just want to see how long it takes until he breaks.)
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>>250537
>Demand entrance into the embassy... You need to talk to the ambassador. (Not really, you just want to see how long it takes until he breaks.)
Remain unreasonably polite and see how they react to you acting so uncharacteristically opposite of the "I'll eat you" image that they currently hold of you meanwhile smile all the time like you're up to something
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>>250537
>Write-in
>Realise that this visit won't benefit the children's education and go somewhere else
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>>250548
This.

Also mention "Pulse" and "Florida degenerates had it coming"
>>
Looks like demand entrance wins.

Current Form: Half-Dragon
You put on a smile, and walk up to the door, there, the two guards fumble for their rifles.
You shake hands with them, and they are extremely confused.
"Uh... Sir? Do you want to see the ambassador?"
"Why, yes I do. Could you open the door please?"
The man nervously sweats, and opens the door for you, slowly.
"Thanks. Now, kids, what do you say to the nice man?"
They say thank you, except Viktor and Charlemagne, Viktor just challenges the man to a fist-fight. The man sweats a little more anxiously, and declines, while Charlemagne just goes on a rant about how the "Flordianian degnerates had it coming..." and whatnot.
Inside, the secretary is completely undisturbed, and asks if you have an appointment.
Actions
>Ignore her and walk into your buddies office!
>Tell the kids to distract her ASAP.
>Attempt to bluff her that you do in fact have an appointment (Charisma)
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>>250565
>>Attempt to bluff her that you do in fact have an appointment (Charisma)
Of course we have an appointment, is that a new haircut?
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>>250565
Bluff this hoe
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>>250565
>Attempt to bluff her that you do in fact have an appointment (Charisma)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7 for BLUFF!
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Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250578
Nat 1
>>
Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250578
>>
Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250578
Nat 2
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>>250580
18+7=25
Overwhelming Success!

"I do in fact, have an appointment. With my kids. Also, did I mention that your hot?"
She blushes.
"That means a lot, coming from an emperor. Go on inside, he's waiting for you."
You swear she gave you a wink.
When you go inside, you see the ambassador reading a book. It seems he doesn't realize your there.
>Terrify him. (Intimidate)
>Cough loudly.
>Grab the book and eat it. Heh, nothing like good-old fashioned eating.
>Write-In
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>>250592
>>Write-In
"Apologies for coming in unnanounced. Now, if you're not busy, I'd like to impose on you."
>>
>>250592
>Grab the book and eat it. Heh, nothing like good-old fashioned eating.
>>
>>250592
>Write-In
>Explain things about how things work here to the children like nothing is wrong and see how long it takes for the ambassador to notice your pressence.
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>>250602
This.
>>
"-and this kids, is where Mr.Ambassador work!"
Your kids look around the room.
"What does he do, daddy?" says Maria.
The diplomat's eyes go up, and then turn to his book in fear... Hoping that if he doesn't move that you won't notice him.
"Well, he's a dear friend of mine, after I ate his colleague! You lean on his shoulder, and he squeaks in pain, and is now sweating nervously.
"Dad, why is he your friend if you ate his friend?" is the follow up question posed by Maria.
"Well, that's simple! If he helps me, I make sure he stays out of my stomach..."
The ambassador gets the hint, and tries to say something.
"Uh... Sure! He and I go way back!"
"Nearly four days and a half!"
"Yeah... I guess. Please don't eat me" is whispered in your ear.
You laugh heartily and hit him on his back. He squeaks in pain.
"Oh... What's your name again?"
"Franklin... Franklin Delano Jr."
Actions
>Invite your children to shake his hand, they have to get along, because they'll be seeing him quite often.
>Thank him for his time and leave.
>Write-In
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>>250620
>Invite your children to shake his hand, they have to get along, because they'll be seeing him quite often.
>>
>>250620
>>Invite your children to shake his hand, they have to get along, because they'll be seeing him quite often.
>>
>>250620
>Invite your children to shake his hand, they have to get along, because they'll be seeing him quite often.
>>
>>250620
>Invite your children to shake his hand, they have to get along, because they'll be seeing him quite often.
>>
"Alright kids, now shake his hand and say thank you!"
The kids shake his hand, while he's dripping sweat, and you thank him for his time.
He nods, and falls down in his chair.
Before you leave you say to the man...
"Feel free to thank me for having your wife give you a good tumble four days ago."
"Wha-"
You and your kids flee, and head to the church, where Reinhold is.

Inside, Reinhold is intrigued by you bringing in your children, and offers to baptize them. Of course, your children all agree without knowing what the hell baptization is, while Charlemagne slowly backs out of the room.
Actions
>Baptize your kids, it's the catholic thing to do.
>Nah... Viktor might try to set the place on fire or something.
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>>250643
>Baptize your kids, it's the catholic thing to do.
>>
>>250643
Baptism with Holy Fire!
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>>250643
>>Nah... Viktor might try to set the place on fire or something.
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>>250643
>Baptize your kids, it's the catholic thing to do.
>>
We should put a small amount of dragonblooded Mutagen into our water supply. Not enough to fully mutate people, but enough to make them stronger and more dragon-loving.
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>>250643
>>Baptize your kids, it's the catholic thing to do.

Introduce them to religeon. also explain that this is something that needs to be done to protect them from the fires of hell.
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>>250652
Keep in mind, Dragonblood requires anesthetics within ten minutes, so you'd spike the populace and most of the people would die.
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>>250652
We would need to make a new mutagen for that, the current dragonblooded mutagen is poison unless it's administered with anaesthetics.
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>>250655
>>250657
Teeny tiny bit of our Half-Dragon Loyalty mutagen, just a tad - enough to subtly influence the populace.
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>>250660
We should probably still refine it for this purpose before spiking the water supply.
>>
You decide to baptise them.
It's interesting, sufficently said.

Viktor is the first to be baptized, and attempts to breathe fire because he can't breathe. The water ends up being boiling hot, so you have to wait a while before you can do it again. Maria does it, but accidently turns the water to acid, because she was trying to escape. The rest of the baptizations work out fine, and you even come up with a new idea...
You let your children run off, slightly traumatized. It seems the rest of your afternoon is free.
Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Experiment with water and Half-Dragon mutagen... (Alchemy)
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Denmark or Iceland. (Tactics)
>Write-In
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>>250666
>>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>>
>>250666
>Alchemy up something for your missing Eye
>>
>>250666
>Alchemy up something for your missing Eye
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 for Alchemy
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>250678
It's time!
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>250678
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>250678
>>
>>250679
15+5=20
Success!

After a few hours of tinkering, you come up with a basic eye design, similar to your old one. It has no benefits, but will at least let you see. Of course, you had to harvest it out of a human, so it'll feel weird for a few days before you get accustomed to it.
Due to it being just a regular eye, you attach in your head, no problem. And, thanks to your enchantment skill, you can see from it again.

While you finish this up, the bell rings. Apparently a servant wants you.
You head outside from your dungeon, and see your servant, who waits for you anxiously.
"Sir, the concubine from Denmark has arrived."
Great.
>You no longer suffer the eye penalty... You can also upgrade your eye.
Actions
>Introduce yourself to the princess.
>Go back to working on something.
>>
>>250693
>Introduce ourself to the princess, and let's be nice. We don't want to scare her
>>
>>250693
>Introduce yourself to the princess.
There is always time for science later.
>>
>>250693
>Introduce yourself to the princess.
>>
>>250693
>>Introduce yourself to the princess.
>>
You go to meet the princess, who is directly outside of your lair... You decide to see her in human form, so you comb back your black human hair with your hand.
Outside is a quite good looking wench, black hair and extremely pale skin, with gracious amounts of makeup.
"Ah, hello! You must be Renexizious! My father was impressed with the speed you conquered Scandinavia!"
Actions
>Be as suave as possible. (Charisma, HARD)
>Just... Just don't scare her, ok? (Charisma)
>Introduce yourself, and lead her into the lair.
>Write-In
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>>250714
>Be as suave as possible. (Charisma, HARD)
Pheromones to Charm, we got this.
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>>250714
>Be as suave as possible. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>250714
>now that we have the option... Let's suave this shit up
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7 for sauviness.
protip: that's not a word.
>>
Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250724
>>
Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250724
>>
>>250724
Nat 1
>>
>>250726
Nice!
>>250728
Don't jinx it.
>>
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>250724
>>
Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250728
sorry here it is
>>
>>250726
19+7=26
Overwhelming Success!

You bow and kiss her on her hand. She giggles, and follows you into the lair. She's charmed by your (apparent) sauve and even introduces herself as Betrid af Copenhagen. She is quite good looking...
Actions
>Go for the kill! (Charisma, HARD)
>Excuse yourself, you must get going...
>First, mutate her before even thinking about tumbling. You don't want to send her back in a bodybag. And they did know the terms and agreements of what happens.
>Write-In
>>
>>250739
>First, mutate her before even thinking about tumbling. You don't want to send her back in a bodybag. And they did know the terms and agreements of what happens.
To the lab!
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>>250739
>First, mutate her before even thinking about tumbling. You don't want to send her back in a bodybag. And they did know the terms and agreements of what happens.
>>
>>250739
>we don't wanna be that much of a dick, mutagening is painful. Let's just go in for the kill.
>>
Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250739
Actions
>Go for the kill! (Charisma, HARD)

'Rape' her, now.
>>
>>250739
>>Go for the kill! (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7 for this.
>>
Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>250756
>>
Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>250756
>>
Rolled 1 + 7 (1d02 + 7)

>>250756
>>
Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

reroll?
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>>250762
Yelp, barbaric time.
Rape her?
>Yes
>No
>>
>>250756
Everyone lurking roll to save NOW!

We should maybe roll barbarian
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>>250766
>no
>>
>>250766
RAPE TIME
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>>250766
>Yes
I'm not really surprised it went like this.
>>
>>250766
>No
Besides, rape is no fun unless it's your enemies.
>>
>>250766
Si senor
>>
>>250766
>Yes
>>
Looks like its yes! roll me a 1d20+11 for rape.
>>
Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>250782
>>
Rolled 3 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>250782
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>>250782
OP can we give tumbles in human form?
>>
Rolled 2 + 11 (1d02 + 11)

>>250782

I'll save us with a Nat 20 maximum crit.
>>
Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>250782
>>
Rolled 4 + 11 (1d120 + 11)

>>250782
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>>250789
No, not really. It requires some amount of focus to remain in human form, barely any in Half-Dragon form though.

>>250786
6+11=17
Minor Success!

You attempt to say something, but it only comes out as "Follow me."
She follows you to your bed, and you rip off her shirt, she's confused, and you push her into the bed. She hasn't put two and two together yet.
Roll me a 1d20+11 for sex.
>>
Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>250806
>>
Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>250782
>>
Rolled 12 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>250806
>>
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>250811
15+11=26
Good Success!

NSFW
You go in hard, doggy style on her human form as you shift into your half-dragon form. She takes it surprisingly well, and for the next hour you spend pleasuring her with Adolf. Eventually, you pull out, and fall down next to her. She is unconscious from the pain and pleasure you have just caused. Eventually an hour from then, she wakes and whispers into your ear...
"Best sex I ever had, thank you."
You rest, and the two of you just kinda talk for a while. It's nice.
Actions
>Get out of bed and do something.
>Round two? Round two. (Body)
Ignore my rolling.
>>
>>250830
>Get out of bed and do something.
>>
>>250830
>Get out of bed and do something.
>>
>>250830
>Get out of bed and do something.
Let's get her some mutagen.
>>
>>250782
Let's give her ze le mutagen
>>
You get out of bed, and no one calls on you. It seems the realm is stable.

Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Experiment with water and Half-Dragon mutagen... (Alchemy)
>Mutate your concubine.
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Denmark or Iceland. (Tactics)
>Write-In
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>>250851
>>Mutate your concubine.
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>>250851
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
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>>250851
>Mutate the new girl
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>>250851
Experiment with water and mutagen for maximum populace gains.
>>
Looks like Mutate wins.

Which mutation will you use?

>Dragonblood
>Half Dragon MK2
>Half Dragon MK3
>Half Dragon Shapeshift
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>>250873
Whichever one kills her and allows us to experiment with the water supply the fastest
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>>250873
>>Dragonblood
I'd rather not give away dragonblood to every girl we meet. It's kinda the power behind Sweden at this point.
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>>250873
>Half Dragon MK3
>>
>>250873
>Dragonblood
>>
Looks like Dragonblood wins.

While Betrid sleeps, unconscious from the trauma, you inject her with the Dragon blood mutation, along with some anesthetic. By the way, do you wish to introduce the Enhanced Gestation Mutagen?
>Yes
>No
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>>250873
>>Half Dragon MK3
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>>250902
>No
We like keeping her around, so I don't think there's any rush to turn out a child.
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>>250902
>Yes
Sure.
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>>250902
>No
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>>250902
>No
What's the fun in that?
>>
Looks like no wins.

After that, you decide to do something, something meaningful... Such as...
It is currently night time.
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Experiment with water and Half-Dragon mutagen... (Alchemy)
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
>Write-In
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>>250920
Water Mutagen Experiment

Weaponise the entire population.
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>>250920
Take a trip to Iceland and ask them if they want to be in the fold of our empire/royalty alliance
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>>250923
WME > WMD
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>>250920
>>Experiment with water and Half-Dragon mutagen... (Alchemy)
Time for SCIENCE!
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>>250920
Master, could you be a darling and create a map of the world detailing which countries are allied with us, which hate us and which we control / are vassalissed.
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>>250920
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
Combat, diplomaacy, intrigue and good business. We have an obligation to our children.
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>>250931
Whelp, give me a little while to find a program that does that.
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>>250920
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>>
>>250920
>Experiment with water and Half-Dragon mutagen... (Alchemy)
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>>250931
While it's not a map, we do have a list in the character sheet.

Relations
NATO: Angry
Great Britain: Beloved (Alliance)
Warsaw Pact: Heavily Disliked
German Empire: Slightly Liked (Alliance)

We control Sweden, Norway and Finland, in addition we have Denmark and France as our vassals.
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>>250920
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
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>>250944
How can we improve our relationship with the German Empire?
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>>250945
If we are going to teach our kids let's teach them what they want to learn. We have multiple books of magic
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>>250944
What even is "Warsaw pact"

Poland? Russia?

I need a nice and colourful risk-type map senpai
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>>250951
We could see if they have any colonies that require some shoring up.
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>>250956
Bruh the Warsaw Pact is simple history, it's the Soviet Union and all of their puppets+allies
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>>250951
I don't know, maybe ask the Kaiser what he needs?
>>250956
Warsaw pact seems to be Russia and company. Communist Cold War Russia unless I'm mistaken, can't remember if OP has refereed to them as the Soviets or not though.
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>>250966
This is alternate history though CUNT

You can't just assume SHIT
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>>250920
>Experiment with water and Half-Dragon mutagen... (Alchemy)
Let's get on with it
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>>250974
OH SHIT!
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>>250979
Dude fuck that shit we don't want to be super evil or anything. This could have a lot of negative reprucussions lets just teach our kids
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>>250979
Boo. Besides, if we make everyone dragon and shit, they're turn on us.
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>>250985
Ok then, switching to
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
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Alright, back.
Map for reference.
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>>250985
We are a mass murdering sadistic slave-driving barbaric rapist cannibal dragon.

Think about that.

Reconsider.
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>>251001
Well, the mutagen increase their loyalty to us, so that seem unlikely.
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>>251003
no switching! there's no silly moral implications and everyone's not becoming a dragon, just more indoctrinated.. JUST RUN WITH MY IDEA GUYS FUUUUUCK
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>>251006
Neat.
>>251015
No need for all caps whining, it's more likely to lose you support than it is to win you any.
>>
I'm going to count voting in about 10 minutes.
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>>251015
We will definatley do it later not now though, making it a slow process is much safer. And btw our country is going bankrupt relatively soon so we don't want to spend too much

Btw op give us a quick finance prediction because we did a lot of stuff last session to improve the situation.
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>>251006
Turkey is on the map twice.
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>>251026
I guess so.

Also, if you guys want I can make a few more maps and put it in the character sheet.
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>>251025
from what I remember, we're still making money, although not much. Public healthcare put us back a lot, although it helped that we immediately corrupted the worker's unions. Public opinion is up at least.

Do we have any sort of national sport or contest? It might be good to participate in that, just to gain some prestige with the peasants.
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>>251019
NOBODY EVERRRR LISTENNNSSS :^(


Seriously though we need to poison the populace and turn the entire population into loyal workhorses already. We have the means.
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>>251037
Maybe a map just detailing those countries that we are allied to and own with one colour, and those countries that want to fuck our shit up in another.

Leaving undecided countries a neutral colour.
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>>251008
>cannibal
Now hold on a sec there. I don't recall ever eating any other dragons.
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>>251037
If you have time then it would be cool to see. But maybe that's better done in between sessions, or when we really can't make up our minds about something.

Right now I'm more interested in this issue. >>251025

>>251043
Can and need are two different things. The water spiking mutagen would be nice to have when confronted with the more unruly parts of our population, but it's nothing I would support putting in all the water supplies.
>>
Hey goyim
Why dont we craft a armour for ourselves when we in dragon form
We can place runes on the armour and we'll be impossible to kill
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>251043
Counting votes.
Mutagen
>>250923
>>250928
>>250943
>>250979


Learning
>>250934
>>250939
>>250945
>>251003

Whelp, rolling.

1=SCIENCE!
2=Learning.
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>>251038
I don't agree on attending, that's really not necessary at all. But I do want to endorse or rather make the official sports of the empire triathlons, rugby and extreme skiing/snowboarding. That way we get better soldiers that are used to high altitudes and are just all round tough as balls
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>>251060
Hooray!
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>>251053
I'm of the opinion that the mutagens we've created should stay a secret. They make people inherently more powerful, so they raise people up to our level. It's that disparity in power that prevents us from getting overthrown. Some loyalty may be inherent in the solution, but people are loyal to us enough already.
>>
Whelp, what do you guys want to teach?
>Sports
>Fighting
>Magic
>D&D
>Academics
>Write-In (Because, still... I am really too lazy to put in every skill you guys know.)
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>>251060
Gay as two gay Flordians in Pulse getting headshotted whilst making out and their heads being fused together.

Fucking gay as fuck.

Fucking gay a hundred years gay.

fucking gay in gay as can gay.
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>>251087
>Magic
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>>251060
By my count Learning won without the roll due to one anon switching his vote.
>>251081
I'm all for that, though I think rumours of it are out. The only thing that's likely a secret at this point is how it's made and possibly how it's administered.
>>251087
>Academics
>Magic (Mainly Alchemy)
>Cooking
In that order of importance.
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>>251087
>Sex

Teach them to fuck noble Bitches.


Gotta start the dragon academy sometime.
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>>251087
Necromancy
It's a family tradition
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>>251087
>Sports
It instills a level of fitness and a work ethic, without as much capacity to injure is fighting would.
>>
>>251087
Academics to get the ground work over with
>>
Looks like Academics wins.
Roll me a 1d20+4 for this.
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251123
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251123
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251123
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251123
You no get A? You try harder!
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d02 + 4)

>>251123
Nat 20 incoming
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>>251133
16+4=20
Success!

After a few hours of drafting your kids and trying to find them, you teach them the basics of mathematics, reading, and writing. All of them catch on fast, but your exhausted, and head to bed.
You awake in the morning, with a servant near you.
"Sir, uh... The leader of National Spain is here to see you in the guest rooms."
"Great..."
Actions
>Go and see him.
>Nope, your going back to bed.
Additionally...
>Take along Charlemagne and Reviere
>Take along Reviere
>Take along Charlemagne
>Go solo.
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>>251153
>1d02 + 4
>1d02
>02
YOU FOOL! That's a d2 you just rolled. Check your dice before the next roll.
>>251165
>Go and see him.
And
>Take along Charlemagne and Reviere
It will be good for their education.
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>>251165
Let's take the little buggers along
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>>251165
>>Go and see him.
>Take along Charlemagne and Reviere

Gotta teach revvy how to rule some time
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>>251165
>>Go and see him.
We should establish embassies in our friendly countries. Maybe this guy's as well.
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>>251165
>Go and see him.
>Take along Charlemagne and Reviere
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>>251174
>The first to notice.


I've been using those troll-dice to sabotage all rolls for a long time.

Mwahahahahhahaahah
>>
You take along Reviere and Charlemagne, and go to the guest room.

Inside is a man with a thick beard, and slight marks of aging and war.
"Ah, hello senor! I am Francisco Franco! Or, as my friends call me, Franco!"
He is a... Jolly, Spaniard, to say the least.
Actions
>Introduce yourself polietly, along with Charlemagne and Reviere.
>This fascist should be kicked out, you do not tolerate fascism from other countries.
>Introduce yourself as a friend, you respect those countries who take the path of fascism!
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>>251211
>>Introduce yourself polietly, along with Charlemagne and Reviere.
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>>251211
>>Introduce yourself as a friend, you respect those countries who take the path of fascism!
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>>251211
>Introduce yourself polietly, along with Charlemagne and Reviere.
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>>251205
...I'm surprised you only got one 1 like that.
>>251211
>Introduce yourself polietly, along with Charlemagne and Reviere.
Let's not take sides just yet.
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>>251211
>>Introduce yourself politely, along with Charlemagne and Reviere.
This man could well be an ally, but let's see what he thinks of us first.
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"Hello, I am Renexizious, and this is my son, Charlemagne, and my ward, Reviere"
Franco gives a smile and shakes hands with everyone. Charlemagne whispers something, and Franco responds to it.
"I personally blame the Swiss myself."
Your son nods heads with him, and smiles.
"So, mind if you tell me why you came here?"
"Easy, mi amigo! I simply want to give you my word that I will not attack, so long as you do not attack."
"So, a non-aggressive pact?"
"Si, amigo!"
Actions
>Accept the non-aggression pact with Spain
>Decline the non-aggression pact with Spain
>See if you can't get something else out of this deal... (Charisma)
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>>251273
>See if you can't get something else out of this deal... (Charisma)
He came to us, that means he feels he needs this. So let's benefit.
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>>251273
>>See if you can't get something else out of this deal... (Charisma)
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>>251273
Let's convince him to join our version of the eu
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World Map here.
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>>251273
>Ask why now?
Let'a make sure he isn't an enemy of our allies or something.
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>>251273
>>See if you can't get something else out of this deal... (Charisma)
"It's a bit of a strange thought. You're far from Sweden and you're not hostile to any countries I like."
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>>251273
>>Accept the non-aggression pact with Spain
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>>251284
>China not in PACT
Excellent. Those commies are even weaker than we thought.
>Spain having Algeria
Nonono. That's French clay if anything, give it back you bully.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7 for this.
>>251302
Heh, glad you noticed.
>>251284
>>251284
Since China is cut out, it's basically the Yuan Dynasty, and also the orange near Ethopia is the Ethopian Empire. Just for your information.
>>
Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>251308
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Rolled 8 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>251308
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>251308
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Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>251308
Gee, it would be nice to be friendly to the guy who just annexed your neighbor, right?
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Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>251302
Remember, we heard rumours that they have a dragon. They might not be as weak as they seem.
>>251308
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>>251320
>251320
>>251320
13+7=20
Success!

"Franco, I'm going to need more than that... Besides, why do you want a non-aggression pact anyways?"
He sighs.
"Britain is attempting to steal control of my colonies... And I was afraid they might attempt to use you to do so. Anyhow, mi amigo, I shall throw in a free embassy in Madrid, along with some information my... Agents have gotten over the past year."
Actions
>Accept
>Keep pressing... (Charisma, HARD)
>Decline.
>>
>>251350
>Accept
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>>251334
That just puts them higher on our shit list, if anything. We need to keep Sweden's biggest strength from being matched.
>>
>>251350
He thought right.
>Decline
Then contact the Queen.
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>>251350
>>Accept
eh, he seems legit
>>
>>251350
>Accept
>>
>>251350
>Accept
>>
>>251350
>>Keep pressing... (Charisma, HARD)
Trouble is, with France being our vassals, we have a claim on Algeria we can press on their behalf. so, we do have an incentive to not sign.
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>>251350
>Keep pressing... (Charisma, HARD)
It will cost him more than that.
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>>251354
>>251360
>>251370
>>251371
While it's just a non-aggression pact, you guys do realise Britain is our closest ally right?
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You shake (claws?) with Franco and agree.
"Muy bien, amigo! I am thrilled to hear this! I have heard word you are a hard barginer, so I have already brought the reports with me."
He hands you a folder, stamped with "CONFIDENTIAL" on it.
"At this rate, my friend, you might just see my daughter!"
He laughs and says goodbye.
He was interesting.

It is currently noon.
Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Experiment with water and Half-Dragon mutagen... (Alchemy)
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
>Write-In
>>
>>251412
>>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
I guess we're getting homey what with our children being born. Let's get that Eugenics rolling.
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>>251405
So? We can get another one, right now. Britain isn't going to disown us because we signed a non-agression pact with spain. Quit fearmongering.

>>251412
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
But first do some kind of economics stuff, to better our industry
>>
>>251412
>Take a trip to Iceland and see if they want to be under the fold
>>
>>251405
It's not like we're chummies with the Spainards. It's just a formality.
>>251412
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
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>>251412
>Completely drop the water mutagen, it was a silly idea one proposed by an anon who cheated to give us 1s
>Prepare for visit to Iceland

>>251423
Just checking so you guys remember. And no, I don't think they'll disown us for this but it's better to keep your allies in a good mood, especially when they are powerful allies.
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>>251445
If I could add to that, especially as our kids will inherit their throne. There's the potential for a shitstorm if I ever saw one. Speaking of, maybe we should get some more spies in Sweden itself?
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling
1=Vist Iceland
2=Read Political Theory
>>
You can read from the following books...
>Mein Kampf (Unlocks Fascism)
>Communist Manfiesto (Unlocks Communism)
>Leviathan (Unlocks Absolute Monarchy and the ability to dismantle the Nobility)
>Treatise of Two Nations (Unlocks Parliamentary Governments)
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>>251483
>>Treatise of Two Nations (Unlocks Parliamentary Governments)
Well, here we go again. Have we ever succeeded in reading one of the political books?
>>
>>251483
>>Leviathan (Unlocks Absolute Monarchy and the ability to dismantle the Nobility)
>>
>>251483
>reatise of Two Nations (Unlocks Parliamentary Governments)
>>
>>251483
>>Mein Kampf (Unlocks Fascism)
E U G E N I C S
>>
Looks like attempting to get Parliament wins.
Roll me a 1d20+4
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251502
I'm not expecting much from this.
>>
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251502
Giving up power? ridiculous.
>>
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251502
>>
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251502
>>
>>251512
We don't have to actually use it just because we unlock it.
>>
I'm still a little worried about our economy.
>>
>>251516
12+4=16
Borderline Successful!

You skim-read through the book, and find a few good ideas, such as a parliament system to make the people feel as if they are represented... You could implement this.
>Implement Parliament (+People's Loyalty, -Clergy Loyalty (temporarily), -Nobility's Loyalty (temporarily), policies can be vetoed by Parliament)
>Don't, it's a terrible idea.
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>>251524
Me too, but none of these books will fix that issue.
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>>251527
>Don't, it's a terrible idea.
>>
>>251528
They're gonna start calling me EcoAnon.
>>251527
Parliament would seem like a grand idea if we were dying.
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>>251527
>>Don't, it's a terrible idea.
>policies can be vetoed by Parliament
Literally the worst, though being what it is, I shouldn't be surprised.
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>>251527
>Implement Parliament (+People's Loyalty, -Clergy Loyalty (temporarily), -Nobility's Loyalty (temporarily), policies can be vetoed by Parliament)
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>>251527
>Don't, it's a terrible idea.
For now.
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>>251537
EconAnon maybe, EcoAnon makes it sound like you want to clean up our environmental impact.

So, got any good ideas for things we could do to fix the economy? Or are you just worrying?
>>
You decide not to implement this radical change in the government.
It is nearly midnight.

Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Visit Iceland.
>Read the confidential file from Franco.
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
>Write-In
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>>251563
>write in
>economy
Let's be an asshole again and wake our finical advisers again.
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>>251563
>>Read the confidential file from Franco.
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>>251563
>Read the confidential file from Franco.
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>>251563
>>Read the confidential file from Franco.
Let's make sure that there is nothing in there that requires our immediate attention before doing anything else.
>>
>>251563
>Read the confidential file from Franco.
>>
Looking at the doc, we're losing over twice what we make a session. this needs to be dealt with.
>>
You decide to read the file... It's quite interesting. It seems he has spies in Italy, the Hellenic League, Austria-Hungary, and Warsaw Pact...
Read...
>Warsaw Pact
>Hellenic League
>Austria-Hungary
(I'll be back in a few minutes.)
>>
>>251616
>>Warsaw Pact
what do the Slavs want.
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>>251616
>Warsaw Pact
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>>251616
>>Warsaw Pact
>>
>>251616
>Warsaw Pact
>>
>>251616
>>Austria-Hungary
Let's see if we can't finds something that will aid our German friends.
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>>251616
>Austria-Hungary
>>
Looks like Warsaw wins...

After reading through the documents, you find that the Spanish spy apparently found evidence that some of the leaders of the U.S.S.R might be... Well... Not human. From there, it ends. No specifics given at all.
Read...
>Austria
>Hellenic
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>>251734
>Austria
>>
>>251734
>Austria
>>
>>251734
>>Hellenic
>>
>>251734
>>Austria
>>
>>251734
We can read them both
Do Austria first
>>
Looks like Austria wins...

After paging over some documents, you find out that the German Empire have been making moves to incorporate them into their empire, while the Warsaw Pact attempts to fund revolutionaries, and in addition, it seems that Austria-Hungary is preparing to invade the Serbian Empire... With some of the soldier records marked as an "Ubersoldier"...

You turn to the last documents, that of the Hellenic Union. Apparently, an agent there infiltrated all the way up to a courtier, when he discovered (in a certain... Well, affair...), that the heir of the Union is in fact, a Minotaur. Of course, the report ends there, and you doubt it ended well...

You go to sleep, and awake in the morning, no bell is going off... Huh, this must be your longest break yet.
Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Visit Iceland.
>Read the confidential file from Franco.
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
>Send for more concubines!
>Write-In
>>
>>251800
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>>
>>251800
>write in
>Economy
>>
>>251800
Seconding >>251808
>>
>>251808
THIS
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>>251800
>Write-In
Let's get some spies in Austria. That ubersoldier project sounds too good not to steal. Also inform Germany of Austria's intentions. LEBENSRAUM SOON!
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>>251800
>send for more concubines
>>
>>251808
THis. We need more cash and income
>>
>>251815
I don's see any problem with sending the Kaiser a letter about this. Maybe say we should meet rather than risk the details being spilled by sending them second hand though.
>>
Looks like Economy wins.

You call your economists to your side, again. They are less irritated, and have already prepared coffee for dealing with this so early in the morning.

Apparently, the German Panzer Corp in Hansodr has discovered that the workers are... Well. Lycanthropes. They have been using that to their advantage, and have come up with plans to introduce a Super-Heavy Tank Factory not too far away, thanks to the populace's great strength and determination.
In addition, Stockholm has set up basic tourist facilities, which are completely booked from the smallest motel, to the largest inn. It seems that the nation is drawing plenty of tourism thanks to you, the armed forces, and whatnot... You have a few more ideas to further this.
Actions (Select Two)
>Introduce a new sort of architecture to Stockholm... Something that looks... Dragony. And that shows the nation's power and prestige. (Intelligence, HARD)
>Demand construction of addition hotels, motels, and whatnot to house the tourists. (Cost: 45k)
>Start setting up National Days and holidays to increase tourism (Cost per session: 35k, decide what you want to celebrate.)
>Write-In
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>>251849
>Introduce a new sort of architecture to Stockholm... Something that looks... Dragony. And that shows the nation's power and prestige. (Intelligence, HARD)
>Demand construction of addition hotels, motels, and whatnot to house the tourists. (Cost: 45k)
>>
>>251849
>Start setting up National Days and holidays to increase tourism (Cost per session: 35k, decide what you want to celebrate.)
A religious Dranotic holiday
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>>251849
>Demand construction of addition hotels, motels, and whatnot to house the tourists. (Cost: 45k)
Got to spend money to make money..
>Write-In
>Rebuild Oslo
I checked the sheet, that city is a WRECK.
>>
>>251849
>Start setting up National Days and holidays to increase tourism (Cost per session: 35k, decide what you want to celebrate.)
>>
>>251849
>Demand construction of addition hotels, motels, and whatnot to house the tourists. (Cost: 45k)
>Start setting up National Days and holidays to increase tourism (Cost per session: 35k, decide what you want to celebrate.)
Celebrate Chivalry. Knights and kings, lords and ladies..
Thank goodness we have an easy access to labor.
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>>251864
Demand construction of addition hotels, motels, and whatnot to house the tourists. (Cost: 45k)
>>251868
Make money not spend more.
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>>251849
>>Introduce a new sort of architecture to Stockholm... Something that looks... Dragony. And that shows the nation's power and prestige. (Intelligence, HARD)
>>Demand construction of addition hotels, motels, and whatnot to house the tourists. (Cost: 45k)
>>
>>251849
>>Introduce a new sort of architecture to Stockholm... Something that looks... Dragony. And that shows the nation's power and prestige. (Intelligence, HARD)
>>Demand construction of addition hotels, motels, and whatnot to house the tourists. (Cost: 45k)
Let's not increase our Cost per session any m ore till we get a better income imo
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>>251868
Oslo would cost about 3.2 Million to rebuild... So yeah, it would cost a fuckton of money you don't have right now.
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>>251877
Oslo could make us money, it used to be the capital of Norway but all it's industry is ruined. Take a look.

Oslo
Population: 1.4 Million
Secondary City, slightly loyal.
Poor Infrastructure
Main Industries: Manufactories*DAMAGED*, Car Industry*DAMAGED*, Rifle Industry*DAMAGED*
Poor Defenses
Crisis: Yuan-Ti Cultists
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>>251884
Well fuck... ok, so that's not an option then. How much to rebuild just one of their industries?
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>>251895
Eh, I was considering the entire cost of setting up defenses and infrastructure back up... With just one industry, it would just be about 60k.
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>>251895
>>251902
we'd probably be better off moving the industry to Stockholm
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to introduce the new style to Stockholm.
Architure and Holiday wins.
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251918
Come on 20
>>
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251902
Alright. Good to know. How much more money could we get if we raised the taxes btw? I can't believe that hasn't come up yet.
>>251912
Probably, unless we can get the money to rebuild it all. Still, good to know our options.
>>251918
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>>251921
...fuck
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>>251921
>>251921
Taxes...
Nobility: Low
Clergy: None
Commoners: High

Also,>>251921
Use Barbaric?
>yes
>no
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>251918
>>251921
Niiiice
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>>251921
I hate you anon.
>>251931
Yes.
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>>251931
YES
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>>251931
>Yes
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>>251931
We can do that!?
>Yes
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>>251931
Yes
>>
Roll me a 1d20+11 for BARBARIC BUILDING!
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Rolled 12 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>251934
I've gotten way more 20s than 1s lately. I'm surprised I didn't get that 1 earlier.
>>251945
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Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>251945
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Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>251945
>inb4 another 1
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Rolled 18 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>251945
We shall oversee the construction Personally!
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Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>251945
How does this even work?
>>
Friendly reminder that you can only get crit fails after the first 3 rolls on a hard roll.
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>>251958
Don't question it, just roll with it.
>>251964
Yup, 20s have no power after the first three rolls on hard rolls. So no point in making more rolls right now.
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>>251951
>>251951
17+11=28
Overwhelming Success!

You spend an hour drawing up designs... It's all pansy tier! Nothing glorious, nothing awesome, nothing to show the glory of Sweden!
Then, that's when you hit it.

You start drawing furiously, and get Juilius in your library to tell you when something wouldn't work. He tells you that "the spikes might hurt someone." You slap him and tell him to MAN UP! You both go crazy and begin yelling "ARCHITECTURE FOR THE ARCHITECTURE GOD!"
In the end, you come up with extremely draconic, authoritarian, and beautiful architecture, which is often embedded with runes and drawings of saints, along with the traditional nordic rune drawings... Not to mention, that buildings that have a room going outward often look like mouths and whatnot.
Fuck yeah.

You should probably apologize to Julius for slapping MANLINESS into him. Or DRAGONLINESS?
Of course, after this is done, you hear the bell ring. When you go outside, it's Claw.
"H-Hey."
"Hey, what do you need Claw?"
"Well... Everyone's been asking me when we-we're going to continue the D&D session..."
Right. You were the DM of that.
Actions
>Tell him soon... Soon.
>Might as well do it now.
>Tell him you don't plan on continuing.
>Write-In
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>>251988
>Might as well do it now.
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>>251988
>Might as well do it now.
D&D waits for no man, we need to be on our edge for war.
>>
>>251988
>Might as well do it now.
It's time!
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>>251988
>>Might as well do it now.
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>>251988
>>Might as well do it now.
Apologize for keeping them waiting, things have been busy but we have time to make up for it.
>>
"Ah crap.. I forgot. I'll be doing it now I suppose?"
He'd probably start wagging his tail if he was in his wolf form, but he runs off shouting "IT'S HAPPENING!"
Actions
>Bring your heir, Charlemagne.
>Take your ward, Reviere
>Take your son, Revenaris.
>Take another son or your daughter. (Specify)
>Just go solo with your friends.
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>>252010
>>Bring your heir, Charlemagne.
>>Take your ward, Reviere
>>Take your son, Revenaris.
Bring the newbies! Just these ones.
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>>252010
>>Bring your heir, Charlemagne.
>>Take your ward, Reviere
>>Take your son, Revenaris.
Literally everyone, it's time for wargames.
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>>252010
>>Take your ward, Reviere
>Take another son or your daughter. (Specify)
Julius. He was a studious kid, so he should enjoy this.
>>
>>252010
>>Bring your heir, Charlemagne.
>>Take your ward, Reviere
>>Take your son, Revenaris.
>>
>>252010
>Bring your heir, Charlemagne.
>Take your ward, Reviere
>Ask all your other kids if they're interested
>>
Alright, writing.
>>252012
(Going to have to go to a graduation party soon, so don't expect an update for a few hours once the next one is done.)
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>>252040
kk
>>
You draft your legitimate sons and your ward. Reviere constantly asks question on what the hell this game is, while Charlemagne is somewhat giddy (in-between his rants of how the Serbians are secretly just Turks), and Revenaris is just confused.

When you arrive, everyone is ready for this shit, and you teach the two absolute newbies the rules.
Roll me a 2d20+3 for getting them to learn.
>>
>>252049
>>
Rolled 19, 2 + 3 = 24 (2d20 + 3)

>>252049
>>
Rolled 4, 10 + 3 = 17 (2d20 + 3)

>>252049
>>
Rolled 7, 12 + 3 = 22 (2d20 + 3)

>>252049
>>
Rolled 4, 11 + 3 = 18 (2d20 + 3)

>>252049
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>>252055
19+3=22
Good Success!
>>252062
12+3=15
Borderline Success!

You easily convince Revenaris to play, while Reviere still has his doubts... They begin to roll up character sheets...
I'll be continuing this in about two or so hours, see you guys.
>>
>>252072
see you dude, we'll be around.
>>
>>252072
Later OP.

When you're back, can you explain why the sheet claims our loyalist faction is apparently (ANGERED) right now? Because this worries me deeply.
>>
Alright, I'm back after the grad party.

>>252084
Your loyalist faction is angered because well... They're capitalistic. It goes with the name Conservative. They aren't radicalized yet, but unless you start making them anti-capitalistic or communist, you're going to eventually radicalize them if you continue down nationalization and anti-capitalism.
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>>252899
Hello,OP.
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>>252899
*salutes*
>>
>>252072
Continuing from here.

Reviere decides to play a Human Fighter, while Revenaris just decides to play an Elven barbarian.

You start off where Reinhold converted the party (and kobolds) to Hextor... You decide what the next plot hook is...
>The kobold leader exposes his plan to tunnel beneath... Gelivan City, the capital of the land, and raid it with the help of the Hextorians.
>The shaman of the kobold tribe asks the party to go south to find a "hammer of great power."
>The local half-orc prisoner snorts loudly and says they will defeated by the Imperial Legion before their little Hextorian revolt gets out of hand...
>Write-In
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>>252899
What did we do that made us commies?
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>>252914
>The local half-orc prisoner snorts loudly and says they will defeated by the Imperial Legion before their little Hextorian revolt gets out of hand...
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>>252914
>>The local half-orc prisoner snorts loudly and says they will defeated by the Imperial Legion before their little Hextorian revolt gets out of hand...
Wargame time!
>>252920
Universal healthcare, opening of unions. We need to nationalize that educational system so the country stops fucking radicalizing.
>>
>>252920
we basically made communist work parties. I said it was a bad idea
>>252914
>The shaman of the kobold tribe asks the party to go south to find a "hammer of great power."
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>>252920
Eh, a little bit about "All Unions for everyone" which kinda pissed off the capitalists. Your nationalization of most industry, bringing in foreign corporations, and fucking around with healthcare.
So yeah, you aren't full commies, but your party is kinda... Well. Severely anti-communistic, since they fought against the bolsheviks.
>>
>>252923
Suporting
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>>252927
I don't think that would help. Privatize the best schools and colleges. Give everyone else basic ed. They pay if they want to learn more.
>>
>>252914
>>The local half-orc prisoner snorts loudly and says they will defeated by the Imperial Legion before their little Hextorian revolt gets out of hand...

>>252931
Can we change that? Make them more loyal to us in general?
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>>252940
Well we can at least censor the schoolbooks. I don't need every liberal grade 8 and up telling children how communism is great.
>>
>>252940
In order to make this fully functional though we need radicalization to halt on a global scale to ensure higher education doesn't get contaminated. And that is far easier said than done
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>>252945
>>252945
Well, unless you went full Stalin-esque mode, good luck
Also, I'd like to point out that the N.C.F.S has basically taken the place of the Fascist and Monarchist Parties, and currently are the only guys who want a monarchy.
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>>252953
We will mellow out the political landscape of our country after we get the economy moving. For now: d&d baby
>>
Ending voting in about 5 minutes.
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>>252949
Just demonize the hell out of destructive ideologies with half-truths, perfect examples on why they're terrible, and say it's heresy against God and us.
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>>252966
Op the concences is with the imperial storyline
>>
The local half orc prisoner wins!

"The nearby Half-Orc prisoner, held most likely for a sacrifice sneers at the Kobold-Hextorian alliance.
"Ha, as if you can defeat the might of the Imperial Legion, you heretics will be killed by the might of Pelor."
"I move to stab him in the jugular."
Slightly taken aback by Reinhold's sudden interest in stabbing an orc, you let him do it.
"I say we ambush the legion, and attempt convert them through fire and sword."
The party seems largely in agreement, an decide to ambush the Imperial Legion.

Actions
>Give the Imperial Legion mages.
>Give the Imperial Legion expert paladins.
>Give the Imperial Legion druids.
>Don't give them anything but more men!
>Write-In

Current Imperial Legion units
4500x Infantry
1500x Auxiliary Cavalry
500x Archers
500x Griffon Cataphracts
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>>252982
>>Give the Imperial Legion druids.
Capitalist Druids!
>>
>>252982
>Give the Imperial Legion druids.
>>
>>252982
>Give the imperial legion a trump card. A weapon of mass destruction necromantic in origin with enough power to destroy mountains with a single blast... It has a weakness though...
>>
Ending voting in about five minutes,.
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>>252993
Come on anons lets throw a mini Death Star quest in the main battle
>>
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

You decide to give the legion some extra druids, about two-hundred worth.

The players eventually find the encampment and encircle it undetected... Apparently, they want to convert the Griffin Cataphracts and attempt to kill the rest of the legion.
Rolling to see if they convert.
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>>253033
7+5=12
Failure!

They fail, and the Griffin Cataphracts attempt to kill them. Reinhold meanwhile attempts to cast a fireball in close proximity, while everyone else attempts to run for it. The camp is awakened, and the Hextorians take this as their que and attack.
Actions
>Have the Hextorians slaughter their way through the camp.
>Have the Hextorians fight their way through it.
>Have the Hextorians get repulsed.
>Have the Hextorians get slaughtered.
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>>253040
>Have the Hextorians get repulsed.
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>>253040
>>Have the Hextorians fight their way through it.
>>
>>253048
Supporting
>>
You have the Hextorians get repulsed, and they take quite a few casualties when they flee into the woods. Reinhold sets the camp ablaze and flees into the forest, along with the rest of the men.
Apparently, they want to wage guerilla warfare via raiding their supply carvans and raiding at night...
Actions
>Have the caravans protected by Griffin Cataphracts.
>The forests are enchanted by an Imperial Druid to make sure they get lost every time they enter, only to exit infront of the Legion Camp for easy slaughter.
>The Imperial Legion starts burning down villages and towns to draw out the rebels.
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>>253071
>>The Imperial Legion starts burning down villages and towns to draw out the rebels.
>>
>>253071
>the imperials start to burn villages and towns to draw out the rebels
>>
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

You make the Imperial Legion begin burning down towns and villages. The players don't really care, but the Hextorians are furious... Revenaris attempts to calm them down...
>>
>>253091
>>253091
The Hextorians are drawn out and attempt to ambush the Legion again... The players hesitantly join in as well.

However, since it's nearly midnight, you decide to call it. You need to get sleep to change the Empire tomorrow. Everyone sighs and goes to bed. Reviere seems to slightly like it, while Revenaris likes it.

You awake in the morning, and you know you have to do something about the economy... You put a pillow over your horns, while your wife looks at you entertained.

Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Visit Iceland.
>Reform the Economy again...
>Change a Policy
>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
>Send for more concubines!
>Write-In
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>>253099
>Talk to your wife.
>>
>>253099
>>Talk to your wife.
Ask her to help us fix the economy
>>
>>253105
>>253109
Supporting these.
>>
You groan loudly.
"What is it, love?"
"I have to deal with the economy again."
"Right... The capitalists want your figurative head now?"
"Yep. Also, I think we're going into bankruptcy soon."
She sighs as well, and kisses you on your snout.
"I can help, you know."
"How? You're just my wife."
"I am also a princess of England! The heir of the glorious British Empire!"
"You also forgot loving wife of mine."
"That too, Renexizious."
"Any advice?'
"Well, you could always get in on the slave trade down in Africa."
"Wait, what?"
"Kidding!"
She laughs.
"Actually, I do know a guy who knows a guy connected to the Spanish slave trade, but you don't nearly have enough. I do however, know that you could always... Nationalize the Jewish Ban- Damn it, I've been listening to Charlemagne too much."
Hmm... That's an idea.
Actions
>You could Nationalize the Banks, though foreign nations and the Jews will get angry. But you can't make a nation without oppressing the Jews, that's what your (other) waifu Uncle Adolf said.
>Don't do it, you need them in case you actually do fall into debt.
>Write-In
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>>253134
Can we make negations with the Jews to sell us those banks?
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>>253134
>>You could Nationalize the Banks, though foreign nations and the Jews will get angry. But you can't make a nation without oppressing the Jews, that's what your (other) waifu Uncle Adolf said.
Fuck the lizardjews, dictatorship now!
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>>253137
I'm with, we've made a lot of radical changes recently.
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>>253134
>You could Nationalize the Banks, though foreign nations and the Jews will get angry. But you can't make a nation without oppressing the Jews, that's what your (other) waifu Uncle Adolf said.
>>
Whelp, looks like Negotiate wins.

You decide to pay the Bank a visit, and head down there. You walk in, and attempt to find the manager... Or whatever. Eventually you find the man in the charge.
"So, I hear you want to buy the bank... Well, say no more! I can hook you up with some good deals, goyi- I mean friend!"
>Cost to buy the Bank: 2.3 Million.

Son of a bitch, you only have about one million.

Actions
>Negotiate? Negotiate. (Diplomacy)
>You have learned from Charlemagne the best way to deal with the Judes. Threaten them with Dragon Gulag (your stomach) (Intimidate)
>Nationalize these suckers!
>Write-In
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>>253167
>>Negotiate? Negotiate. (Diplomacy)
Time to learn the art of counter-jewing through a trial by fire
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>>253167
>Negotiate? Negotiate. (Diplomacy)
worth a shot.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+8 for Dragon Jewing
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>>253167
>Negotiate? Negotiate. (Diplomacy)
The Jew is a sneaky creature.
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Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>253175
Around elv-I mean, Around Jews, watch yourself
>>
Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>253175
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>>253181
Report to Uncle Renexizious's local summer camp immediately, citizen. This is a random search. You will not be dissolved in stomach acid.

19+8=27
Extremely Good Success!

"How would you like to be the first bank to deal with a dragon eh? Good for publicity... Plus your bank would get a good reputation to the general public... Which means more sheckels."
His eyes light up...
"Ye-Yes... It's another shoah in my money bath... I agree, goy- I mean, greatest ally!"
>Cost: 1.6 Million
It's slightly out of your price range right now...
Actions
>Dragon Gulag? Dragon Gulag. (Intimidate)
>Try to Jew the Jews further... (Diplomacy, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>253196
>>Try to Jew the Jews further... (Diplomacy, HARD)
Time to push it even further
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>>253196
>Try to Jew the Jews further... (Diplomacy, HARD)
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>>253196
>Try to Jew the Jews further... (Diplomacy, HARD)
All in.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+8 for Nose Length.
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Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>253210
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Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>253210
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Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>253210
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>>253196
Are they goblins in disguise?
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>>253220
SHECKLES!
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>>253220
20+8=28
Critical Overwhelming Success!

"You know I can always just nationalize you... Right? Why don't you give ME something to not nationalize you."
"How... How about a fine steak dinner?"
"More. Alot more. I want all your sheckels."
"How about dinner, half of our current treasury... And you own us? I would rather keep my job, you filthy kike!"
Heh, the Jews are calling you a Jew now. Uncle Adolf would be proud. Or disappointed.
Actions
>You want more. You want MORE! (Intimidate)
>More sheckels, goyim. (Diplomacy, VERY HARD)
>Yeah, your good. Time to (buy?) this sucker.
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>>253231
>Yeah, you're good. Time to (buy?) this sucker.
Let's not press our luck.
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>>253231
>>Yeah, your good. Time to (buy?) this sucker.
Alright, that'll do, jew, that'll do.
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>>253231
>Yeah, your good. Time to (buy?) this sucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G56VgsLfKY4
>>
"Thank you, go- I mean, Jew."
"Yeah, yeah... You're not so bad for a non-Jew."

Treasury: 5 Million
Income: 165k per Session upgrade!

You head back, and you recieve word that apparently, a diplomat from the Warsaw Pact wants to see you.
Actions
>See the Diplomat...
>Nahhh.... You want to do something else.
>>
>>253248
>See the Diplomat...
Let's see what the Slav wants.
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>>253248
>See the Diplomat...
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>>253248
>>See the Diplomat...
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>>253248
>See the Diplomat...
See him, we're high on success.
we still need more income, we lost half our treasury and we're in the negative
>>
You head to the Throne Room, where a Russian in a suit is holding a bottle of vodka.

"Hello?"
"Comrade! It is I, Ivan Petyrusimyich! I am here from glorious motherland to bring word from Comrade Stalin himself!"
This should be interesting.
"What do you need, Ivan?"
"Well, the motherland wants a trade agreement! We might not see eye to eye, fascist scum, but we can at least agree that democracy is for stupid proletariats!"
"What might this... Trade agreement, compose of?"
"Metal and oil for the motherland! In exchange, we promise much food and vodka! Also glorious Soviet weaponry!"
Actions
>Jew him, Jew them all, let Yahweh sort them out. (Judais- I mean, Diplomacy, HARD.)
>Threaten to eat him, because you particularly enjoy the taste of drunk Russian in the afternoon. (Intimidate)
>Decline.
>Accept
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>>253270
>Jew him, Jew them all, let Yahweh sort them out. (Judais- I mean, Diplomacy, HARD.)
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>>253270
You don't fuck with Stalin
>Threaten to eat him, because you particularly enjoy the taste of drunk Russian in the afternoon. (Intimidate)
Let's screw with Stalin, mortals need to remember tis a dragon they speak to.
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>>253270
>>Jew him, Jew them all, let Yahweh sort them out. (Judais- I mean, Diplomacy, HARD.)
Did we earn a "Jew" skill from that last crit?
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>>253270
>Jew him, Jew them all, let Yahweh sort them out. (Judais- I mean, Diplomacy, HARD.)\Should we ask our allies first, though?
>>
>>253270
>>253275
I''l swap to
>Threaten to eat him, because you particularly enjoy the taste of drunk Russian in the afternoon. (Intimidate)
Actually. Stalin would respect that more, I think.
>>
Nope!
Roll me a 1d20+8 for appeasing Yahweh.
>>
Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>253284
>>
Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>253284
>>
Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>253284
Ah well, here's hoping no nat 1
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>>253291
15+8=24

Good Success!
"Comrade, why don't you give me some money while your at it?"
"That proletariat invention? Sure, we have no use of it in glorious USSR! We give plenty to fellow comrades! About twenty five thousand!"
That's jack and shit.
Actions
>Intimidate, Uncle Stalin needs to know that you aren't afraid to Lebensraum. (Intimidate)
>Jew harder, faster, stronger. (Diplomacy, VERY HARD)
>Accept
>Decline
>Write-In
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>>253297
>Jew harder, faster, stronger. (Diplomacy, VERY HARD)
We must become the alpha jew
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>>253297
>>Intimidate, Uncle Stalin needs to know that you aren't afraid to Lebensraum. (Intimidate)
Time to get respect, I think
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>>253297
>ntimidate, Uncle Stalin needs to know that you aren't afraid to Lebensraum. (Intimidate)
This sheckle shit is amusing, but below us.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+8 for Intimidate
>>
Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>253306
>>
Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>253306
>>
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>253306
>>
>>253312
19+8=27
Overwhelming Success!

"Why do you insist in calling me comrade? I am not your comrade, I should be your master, you pathetic communist thrall. Your deal nearly insults me, that it is so bad, so give me better terms, or you'll be stuck in what I like to call... Dragon Gulag."
"Dragon Gulag?"
"Dragon Gulag."
He takes a swill of vodka.
"Stalin will have my head... I suppose I can offer some more money, and a non-aggression pact."
"How much money?"
"About... 150k as long as the deal is going..."
Actions
>You have a deal!
>Nope, see if you can't press for more. (Intimidate, VERY HARD)
>Nah, no communist selling for you.
>>
>>253322
>>You have a deal!
More shekels! Huzzah!
>>
>>253322
>You have a deal!
But only because this might back NATO off us a bit.
>>
>>253322
>You have a deal!
And give him a kiss on both cheeks to show no hard feelings.
>>
>>253327
No homo, right?
I don't think Renexizious is gay, or bi. Just straight, I guess.
>>
>>253335
Not if people keep thinking we're gonna rape them
>>
>>253335
To show it's just business. We can still be buddies.
It's not gay if we're the top.
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>>253335
It's Greek i guess? Actually lets not adopt Greek customs.
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>>253322
Aye, strike the deal
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>>253339
>implying the meme will ever end.
Dude, what drugs are you on?

"Very well. Tell Russia I agree."
"Very good comrade! I will send word at once!"
He proceeds to turn around and swill even more vodka.

Treasury recieving more sheckels.

Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Visit Iceland.
>Reform the Economy again...
>Change a Policy
>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
>Send for more concubines!
>Write-In
>>
>>253353
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
How it's hanging?
>>
>>253353
>>Teach your children something. (Learning)
Get our two main sons together and let's introduce them to Necromancy, the family business.
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>>253353
Did he give is straight money, or is it a money per session deal?
Alright we need to focus on something, ecnomy is dealt with for now, now we need to create national stability, focus on upgrading ourself for a bit, or work on our military (But I don't think yet)
>Rebuilt Olst
we have the money, and this city has a lot of our industry, let's get it fixed.
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>>253353
Learn dem kiddies gud
>>
You guys actually managed to just get out of losing money! Congrats.
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>>253358
This
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>>253356
Switching to teach our kids
Hoping one decides to become a priest
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.
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On to the path of becoming Pope
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>>253358
And maybe have Handsodrr doing more.
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Looks like Teaching wins.

Teach who what? (Select Two courses for all your kids.)

>Diplomacy
>Intimdate
>Fighting
>Theology
>Cooking
>Economics
>Necromancy
>Write-In (Still too lazy to copy and paste)
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>>253376
>theology
>necromancy
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>>253376
>Theology
>Diplomacy
Give them our silver tongue.
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>>253376
>>Necromancy
>>Theology
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>>253376
>Fighting
Intimidation is good , but sometimes you just have to kick some ass.
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Rolled 13, 19, 20, 17, 15 + 4 = 88 (5d20 + 4)

Whelp, I'ma roll for who gets what, because a 5d20 will be too confusing to sort through.
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>>253392
who's been giving our kids adderal?
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Rolled 6, 3, 7, 2, 1 + 4 = 23 (5d20 + 4)

>>253392
Oh shit son...

Your teaching your children Theology first...

Charlemagne seems sightly interested, if only so he can now rant about "the pope is a jew!" and whatnot. Revenarius takes the studies extremely seriously, impressing even you... But Viktorius seems to have gotten slightly... Fantical. He often quotes from the bible, and seems to be extremely pious, for a slightly sadistic, battle-loving dragon. Maria seems to learn quite a bit, and often talks to Juilius about religion, while Juilius attempts to chill with Viktor.

Congrats, you just made a (slightly) sadistic battle-loving dragon who is really ambitious, fucking religious.

Now rolling for necromancy.
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About half-way through learning this, Viktor yells out "HERESY!" extremely loudly, while causes Juilius to fire a necrotic bolt directly at the ground. Viktor immediately tries to purge it in "holy fire", and now your library is on fire, with your pupils panicking from Viktor setting a goddamned fire in your goddamned library.
Actions
>Freeze it over with your breathe, and stare angrily at Viktor.
>Freeze it over with your breathe, and nod at Viktor.
>Write-In
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>>253412
>>Write-In
>Freeze it over with your breathe, and sigh loudly.
Tell him the pope himself said it was fine at our wedding
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>>253412
>Freeze it over with your breathe, and nod at Viktor.
He's chosen his path.
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>>253412
>Freeze it over with your breathe, and sigh in disappointment
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>Freeze it over with your breathe, and sigh in disappointment
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>>253421
Also, like Anon said, the Pope said it was okay to use necromancy.
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Sighing done.

You freeze it over, and just sigh in disappointment. Viktor stands triumphentily over the frozen ground, while everyone around him says "What the hell!" and "WHY DID YOU SHOVE ME VIKTOR!"

You decide to call it early, and go to bed.
You also notice that Viktor and Revenarius are now the size of a car in their full form, once you leave.
You pass your concubine on the way to the feast room to get lunch, and notice her stomach's bigger than usual... It seems you made her pregnant.
Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Visit Iceland.
>Reform the Economy again...
>Change a Policy
>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
>Send for more concubines!
>Write-In
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>>253444
>rebuild Olst
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>>253444
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
Maybe learn some holy magic to make Viktor happy.
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>>253444
>>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
Or better yet, just call them. Friends don't summon friends like dogs. We didn't like that about our late king and we shouldn't be the same.
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>>253447
this
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Ignore my rolling.
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>>253447
>>253453
Aren't we barely out of the red? I think we should save up some money first.
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>>253458
we're over 100,000 above the market.
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>>253458
And it's a straight loss, not income loss, and that place has our biggest industries, we'll see some large returns.
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You decide to rebuild Oslo, and in a week it should be fully repaired... Completetly.

Of course, it takes until midnight to finish up, and you decide to head to bed with your wife.

A few hours later, you awake in the morning, and you see Viktor waiting in your lair.
"What do you want Viktor? I'm trying to sleep."
"Dad, I wanna join the crusade in Japan, to be like you."
Hm...
Actions
>Sure, what's the worst that could happen?
>Nope, bad idea. Hell no.
>Write-In
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>>253467
>Write-In
>Inform him while his ambition contains power, it must be tempered by wisdom
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>>253467
1 week of training Montage then we send him
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>>253467
There's a crusade against Japan?
>Hmm, can you promise you will obey my orders? The incident in the library shows me otherwise.
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>>253467
>>Sure, what's the worst that could happen?
Eh, why not. What could possibly go wrong?
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>>253476
You sent your crusading millita and Finnish snipers to join it for a few days.
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Going to wait ten more minutes.
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>>253471
I didn't realize he was a full on dragon
>>253484
I vote to send him, with training montage, /and/ the dragonblood troops we didn't send.
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Whelp, roll me a 1d20+4 for training montage
>inb4 karate kid
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>253500
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>253500
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>253500
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>>253500
reroll?
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Use barbaric?
>Yes
>No
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>>253519
yes
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>>253519
Yes. Rape son?
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Looks like Yes wins.
Roll me a 1d20+11 for BARBARIC MONTAGE
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Rolled 13 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

Nat 1
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Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>253534
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Rolled 12 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>253534
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Rolled 2 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

Nat 30
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>>253538
13+11=24

Great Success!

For most of the today, you teach your child about warfare. He seems to mostly solve it either by eating it, setting it on fire, or crushing it. He also seems to learn tactics quite easily, and you even teach him how you lost your eye. He is ready, and you send him off on his destiny.

I'm going to bed tonight guys, nite.
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>>253550
It's probably a good idea we try to get Vik to go for being the pope or a bishop because at this rate, he's gonna overturn his older brother for position of heir.
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>>253550
Thank you for running.
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>>253550
Ok guys I'm gonna make a bucket list of things to do so we all have common goals in mind, we will change it as we go depending on priority but since this quest is very convoluted and massive I figured we might as well start something like this

>primary goals
1. get Iceland under the fold somehow. Preferably without war
2. Strengthen our situation diplomatically by getting France, Germany, and Spain to like us more. Also get the papal empire in here as well if possible, create our version of an EU.
3. Reform domestic stuff. Maybe more economy, maybe more industry and infrastructure, maybe even the military to get some up to date equipment (and power armor with enchantment for our special forces).
4. Mellow out the political landscape, radical ideologies are bad mkay.

>secondary objectives
1. Family time!
2. SCIENCE!!!
3. Mellow out on the tumbling for fucks sake, like seriously Lewd stuff is bae but too many kids is really not good.
4. D&D, cause meta. And also we want to keep in touch with our closer friends and this is the best way to do it honestly.

>tertiary things
1. Personal improvement, get some mutations going. Maybe even some improved agility
2. Build up spy networks
3. Up education standards if we can afford it, because it's just a good idea.
4. Get involved in the sports scene somehow. (I already explained why we should make the nations' professional sports triathlons, extreme skiing/snowboarding and rugby)
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>>254059
Triathlons when we take Iceland, but our first goal should be winning the people, most groups are anger or worse, and our people are disloyal.
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>>254063
Not so much now actually, we repaired (or right now are repairing) Oslo and gave universal healthcare. Might wanna lower the taxes on the people a smidgeon and up taxes on the nobility but other wise that can easiliy go hand in hand with domestic affairs and mellowing out the political landscape
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The majority of people are disloyal according to the docs, and the only people who are happy are the nobles and the clergy, just saying.
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>>254079
Even so it's quite easily fixed.
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>>254083
we should make an immigration policy, and we signed a nonaggression pact with the warsaw, now we can't get directly involved in China's Revolution. .
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>>254090
China has a lot of people... And they will want to run away from the crisis over there. So yeah we can get some hundreds of thousands of immigrants under our belts, maybe the lot of them will be skilled workers.

Thing is though I think we should make the process quite beurocratic, that way we have established Chinatowns and such. It'll put a divide in the people potentially, but we don't want a repeat of modern day Germany.
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>>254059
About your primary goals list.
I'm all for getting Iceland, but I'm not so sure we should buddy up with Spain too much, I prefer siding with Brittain. What we should do next though is talk to our loyalist faction, get them to understand that what we are doing is to their advantage, maybe hold a speech about the how the benefits of policies like universal health care doesn't mean we're communists.
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>>254123
Our kid is great at giving speeches, might help with loyalty allround.
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>>254123
Supporting, but Britain is basically sucking our dick already. If anything we should be asking for a little bit of help in the form of favors to patch up our domestic situation around the edges.
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>>254133
>>254134
New holiday?
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>>254133
That he is, but I think this is something we should be doing ourselves. But as long as it gets done we should be fine.
>>254134
Not a bad idea actually, we should have earned ourselves a favour for helping them get Normandy. Though other than straight up asking for money, what do we need from them? Should we perhaps ask them to help us improve relations with Germany further to bring the alliance closer?

On that note, we should invite the Kaiser over and inform Germany about what the Austrians are up to. Preferably sooner than later.
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>>254150
Definitely supporting
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>254150
>>254173
Agreed.
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Can we stop trying to teach the kids necromancy!
Only bad things will come of it. with all the ones we roll it will end up killing one of them.
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>>254599
I'm with you on this one, but a bunch of people really like their necromancy and won't care about the risks involved.
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>>254599
>>254599
Maybe we should teach them the theory of necromancy so they can better defend themselves.
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>>254646
>>254633
>>254599
I'm pretty against teaching them all necromancy.
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>>254655
How about Maria? She seems to be a level-headed girl.
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>>254659
I'm also against teaching them because /we/ aren't that good at necromancy, we aren't really teaching them anything because Rex kinda sucks at it.
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>>254646
People have made that argument before, but when it's time to teach them no one makes that specification, and it becomes practical teaching. Which, to be fair, is Renexizious way of doing things.
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>>254677
I also want to upgrade ourselves a bit, judging by our size, we're only a mature adult, and while that's not whimpy in any we're still pretty weak compared to this.
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>>254692
I think we have enough size for now, considering how old dragons that size are usually. We already get a whooping +11 to related rolls due to our max size. I think we got the large upgrade 3 or 4 times already, causing OP to move it from Unstable Mutations to Extra Unstable Mutations. If the dragon in China turns out to be bigger, then we might have a reason to consider getting even bigger, but unless that happens I don't see why we would need to get any bigger.
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>>254721
I'm worried we're going to come up against something bad in the warsaw pact Only a Golden Dragon can contrive something as awful as communism
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>>254721
Chinese dragons are usually more magically powerful so I suggest we learn more magic.
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>>254741
i don't think more size will be the solution big and bad, if anything we need more versitility in our other forms so we don't end up in the situation we had when facing the White Death. Maybe upgrade our transformation so we can change faster or use more powers in our lower forms?
>>254742
Agreed, maybe study some enchantment for once. Or learn Fire Magic from Anette?
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>>254756
We need to take on some more risks in the form of Extremely Unstable Mutations.


Anyone notice the stupid DM hasn't given us any fucking mutation points in a billion years? FUCK
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>>254759
Think the only thing we've done worthy for mutation is growing a long crooked nose.
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>>254759
>>254768
we also did have our intimidation ability upgraded.
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>>254759
He has done that on purpose since he realised we're started to get really strong, really fast. He said so back when we we're repairing our soul.

But yeah, it's starting to feel like it's time for another mutation point. We haven't had one all thread. And I'm all for taking risks with the Extremely Unstable Mutation.
>inb4 we get large again
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>>254778
Can we upgrade our Frost breath? Feel like we've been neglecting it.
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>>254782
The problem with frost breath is that it uses our agility.
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>>254782
We can, but it usually uses our agility, which is our dumpstat.
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Do you guys think our military is adequate?
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>>255076
We really need to up our artillery.
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>>255076
As long as we just have to defend ourselves? Sure, we should be fine. I'm not feeling confident about staging any invasions though.
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>>255125
I think any invasions can be prevented by the sheer amount of lycanthropes.
>>255119
Artillery is pretty important though, and we have almost none.
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>>255134
Speaking of lychanthropes, I looked through our tanks, seeing that all of them are "too small for half-dragon soldiers" and was thinking we should make one big enough for them. Until I saw this gem at the bottom of the list.
>Super Heavy German Lycanthrope Panzers: Tanks which can use Lycanthropes while transformed, is great and for a super-heavy tank, impressively fast and powerful. (100k)

I want one! ...I mean I want us to have one!
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>>255143
No. t yet
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>>255155
But eventually right?
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>>255172
what would do with one? we'd use it for killing something big, or a mobile shield. Or send it to Japan.
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>>255187
For killing something big probably. I would prefer keeping it in reserve in case we need a really big boom rather than sending it to Japan.
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>>255215
I'd be ok with that if we took somewhere we had to travel across water, like Denmark, or Iceland.
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How do I read the first thread; I want to catch up!
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>>255550
On suptg, the last thread had a link in the op, but this time OP forgot.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=European
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Hey guys, I'm continuing here from last night.
Your son will be leaving to join Japan in three days, and while you decide to spend some time wandering around the palace, talking to nobles and courtiers (particularity of the female variety).
It is currently noon in the Imperial Palace.
Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Visit Iceland.
>Reform the Economy again...
>Change a Policy
>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
>Send for more concubines!
>Write-In
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>>255605
We agreed in inviting a german and British ambassador to talk to would be the immediate course of action.
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>>255605
>>Write-In
Go visit Iceland, see if we could get them to join under us
Also, this:
>>255616
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>>255605
>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
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>>255619
We will defiantly visit Iceland afterwards.

Man being organized feels fucking great, massive nerd boner right now.
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>>255616
Supporting.
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You send an invitation to Britain and Germany's local ambassadors to meet with you in the guest rooms.
Current Form: Half-Dragon
You sit upon in your chair, glaring downwards the two ambassadors, who feel like dwarves beneath you.

"What need do you have of me, your highness?" answers the English diplomat, attempting to start the conversation.
"And me, your imperial majesty?" finishes the German one.

You slam your hands on the table.

Actions
>Reveal Franco's confidential secrets.
>Tell them to ready for war...
>Tell them that you will be attempting a vacation in one of their countries... And they and their populace must brace for it.
>Write-In
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>>255632
The order we should talk to them is important though, first we should talk to both of them in secret: we tell the German bro about Austro-Hungary, and then we ask big b bout maybe throwing some dosh/supplies our way.

After the exchange of secrets we will talk about the whole Royal EU idea
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>>255653
>>Reveal Franco's confidential secrets.
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>>255653
>>Reveal Franco's confidential secrets.
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>>255655
And you probably should of specified beforehand... Sorry about that, mang.
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>>255653
>>Reveal Franco's confidential secrets.
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>>255653
>>Reveal Franco's confidential secrets.
It's why we invited them.
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"I have documents that will interest the two of you... Servant, bring them forth!"
Your servant dumps the folder onto the table.
They curiously shift through them, and the German ambassador gasps.
"An... Ubersoldier project? Mein gott, the Kaiser must be alerted right away!"
"That's what you huns get, now what's all this about the Warsaw Pact not being... Human, eh? I will alert the Queen of these dealings."
You pump your (muscly) fist, while they flee to contact their respective leaders.
(+Opinion of Britain, +Opinion of Germany.)

Actions
>Call in the Icelandic Diplomat...
>Call back in the British and German Diplomat.
>Write-In
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>>255675
>Call in the Icelandic Diplomat...
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>>255675
>>Call in the Icelandic Diplomat...
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>>255675
Let them deal with that first, then we will call them back.

Icelander diplomat ho
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>>255675
>Call in the Icelandic Diplomat...
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>>255675
>Call in the Icelandic Diplomat...
Time to discuss their future.
>>
Icelandic it is!

You tell the Icelandic Diplomat to come in. He is evidently suspicious of you, judging from his crooked eyebrow.
"Aye?"
Opinion of Icelandic Jarldom: Suspicious

Actions
>Demand their vassalization (Intimidate, VERY HARD)
>Eat him, a tad bit too... Uppity for a diplomat. (Intimidate)
>Attempt to gain his trust... (Diplomacy)
>Write-In
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>>255707
>Attempt to gain his trust... (Diplomacy)
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>>255707
>>Attempt to gain his trust... (Diplomacy)
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>>255707
>>Attempt to gain his trust... (Diplomacy)
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>>255707
>>Attempt to gain his trust... (Diplomacy)
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>>255708
Supporting
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>>255707
>Attempt to gain his trust... (Diplomacy)
Our goal is to vassalize them right?
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>>255721
Yup.

Full annexation is way harder to pull off and we don't want a war. Conserving resources is key
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Roll me a 1d20+8 for diplomacy.
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Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>255737
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Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>255737
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Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>255737
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Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>255737
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>>255745
It's a good thing we're good at this.
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>>255745
12+8=20
Success!

"I do know your people are known for their... Independance, and proud culture, diplomat."
He smiles gladly.
"Aye! Iceland ain't like the rest of ya! We hold true to our old gods at the very least, unlike you westmen! No offense, though."
'None taken, Icelandian."
It seems speaking about his country being "relevant" seems to make him trust you further, or maybe he just likes dragons?

Actions
>Demand Vassalization. (Intimidate, HARD)
>Attempt further history-nerding. (Diplomacy, HARD)
>Now that he's distracted... Give him some vague threats, such as the infamous "Dragon Gulag." (Intimidate)
>Write-In
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>>255763
>>Attempt further history-nerding. (Diplomacy, HARD)
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>>255763
>Attempt further history-nerding. (Diplomacy, HARD)
>>
>>255763
>Attempt further history-nerding. (Diplomacy, HARD)
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>>255763
>Let's continue to get the lay down on his country's history and struggles. That way we can show we care...
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>>255763
>>Attempt further history-nerding. (Diplomacy, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+8 for this.
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Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>255784
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Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>255784
>>
Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>255784
>>
No more rolling pls senpai
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>>255788
17+8=24
Overwhelming Success!

"I know, your people follow the traditions of the nordic ancestors! Why, I myself would like to learn further about your culture!"
"Heh, laddie, you could come to Iceland any day! A friend of mine is a friend in the eyes of Thor and Freya!"
"That sounds good... Though first, I must ask..."
Actions
>Ask for his vassalization. (Diplomacy)
>Demand his vassalization! (Intimidate)
>Write-In
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>>255804
>>Ask for his vassalization. (Diplomacy)
>inb4 nat 1 and BARBARIC DIPLOMACY
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>>255804
>Ask for his vassalization. (Diplomacy)
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>>255804
>>Ask for his vassalization. (Diplomacy)
>>
>>255804
>>Write-In
leave
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>>255804
>Ask for his vassalization. (Diplomacy)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+8 for vassalization goyims.
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Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>255820
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Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>255820
nat 28/1
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Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>255820
"If you join, I'll lead your brave people to Valhalla"
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Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>255820
>>
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

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>>255823
But we're Catholic.
>>
We got the rolls, good job everyone.
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Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

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>>255830
Sure, but he isn't. And it doesn't sound like we have any immediate plans to convert him considering we went with the "talk about your faith an culture" route.
>>
11+8=19
Borderline Success!

(Just something to note, your son might be... Interested, because they are heathens after all.)

"I need you to serve me,"
"What in Odin's name are you planning, boy?"
"Serve me, and I will lead your brave people to glory."
"Well, ya are a dragon. And ya do get in alot of tumblin and fightin' judging from what I've heard around the palace... I'd be open to it... So long as ya don't try to convert us to your crossed god."
"Deal."
He nods, and leaves.

It is nearly night.
Action
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Visit Iceland.
>Reform the Economy again...
>Change a Policy
>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
>Send for more concubines!
>Recruit Unit
>Write-In
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>>255849
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
Can he calm our son down?
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>>255849
>Write-in
Try to evolve eye-magic.
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>>255849
>Write-In
>Meet with the U.C.F.S and try to ease their concerns about your recent policies.
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>>255849
Bring back the two bros that left so we can make our own EU

priorities guys come on!
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>>255858
The E.U. is lame.
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>>255855
support
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>>255857
We will take care of this after the European meeting
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>>255849
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
Enchantment, cuz it rocks.
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>>255857
Wait, shit, scratch this, it's too late at night to do this now. Make plans to do this later.
Then do this. >>255855

>>255858
They are probably back in England and Germany by now, and it's almost night time. Besides, we already have an alliance with those two, we would need to find someone else to join us before we can turn it into a EU. If we wanted to make such a thing.
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Looks like Eye Magic wins, roll me a 1d20+4 for EYEMANCY!
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>>255862
Just cause our European Union is lame, does not mean the alternate one will be.

Plus come on don't be so juvenile it's a really good idea for the situation we're in.
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>255871
EYEMANCY
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>255871
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>>255876
Barbariamancy?
>Yes
>No
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>>255880
No
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>>255876
I vote for yes. The day is nearly over.
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>>255876
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>>255880
No
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>>255876
Whelp, guess we're blind on one eye again. Or worse.
>>255880
>Yes
I rather we're not blind on one eye thank you very much
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>>255880
>yes
It's almost midnight
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>>255871
Oh alright

Wait a minute they have telephones and shit

>>255880
Yes
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>>255880
Yes
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Whelp, roll me a 1d20+11 for that then.
After this roll, I'm going to slightly change the rules of barbaric, where for non-body rerolls you do not get a +modifier, while for body rerolls you do.
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Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>255893
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Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>255893
Makes sense.
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Rolled 3 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>255893
Aw. It works pretty well as-is, I feel. GIven we can still only use it once a day, and we tend to roll 1's pretty often.
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Rolled 4 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>255893
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Rolled 20 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>255893
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>>255906
E Y E M A N C Y
pls no more rolls.
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Stop rolling now
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>>255906
It's moments like this that I really love the dice.
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>>255906
I'd like to point out that when you roll a natural twenty you do things that make Khorne proud...
Well... Let's just say you might of crafted something which would make Khorne give you a headpat.
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>>255913
>inb4 gore laser eye
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>>255913
so blood for the blood god or skulls for the skull throne in this case
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>>255913
Who else is rooting for laser eyes?
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Explode-o-vision?
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>>255918
A demon matrix eye that gives slow motion and paralysis capabilities?

Do we have a sharingan now...
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>>255918
I know I am! The best thing about that is that it would probably work in human form.
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You decide to experment with your fake eye!

You accidentally however, inscribe a rune on it. One you never realized existed.
When you look through your left eye, everything is red... Gorey... And deserves slaughter.
Slaughter.
SLAUGHTER!
You close your eye, and when you look in the mirror... Your left eye is well... It's fucking terrifying, unlike your normal blue eye, this fucking eye is glowing red with wisps of red magic coming out. Holy shit. Which apparently makes you ANGRY AS FUCK, and also after some experimentation, allows you to slightly slow down time and in addition, shoot a powerful beam of PURE ANGER at an enemy. This of course, gets more powerful the more ANGRY you are.
>Eye of the North Star Mutation added.

Actions.
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach your children something. (Learning)
>Visit Iceland.
>Reform the Economy again...
>Change a Policy
>Invite a leader from a foreign nation to talk to.
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Iceland. (Tactics)
>Send for more concubines!
>Recruit Unit
>Write-In
Also, writing the effects of the mutation in character sheet.
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>>255933
>>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
holy magic
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>>255933
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
Enchantment or maybe, conjuration?
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>>255933
>Write-In: See if we can upgrade other parts of our body.
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>>255933
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
Enchantment
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>>255933
Top fucking kek
Let's do some enchantment for now
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>>255933

>>255935
This. Learn divine light/holy magic that we can alter combo with necromancy
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>>255933
>>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
Enchantment!
>>255935
>>255951
Do we even have a book like that?
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Enchantment wins! Roll me a 1d20+4 for intelligence.
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>255956


>>255955
It's called "the bible", I assume
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>255956
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>255956
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

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>>255958
Well shit, I wonder what happens this time.
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>255956
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>>255958
>Read book upside down
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Use Barbaric, because it is midnight?
(Otherwise, it might be interesting.)
>Yes
>No
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>255958
Save!
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>>255974
A barbaric enchantment? That might be interesting in itself.
>Yes
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>>255974
Y
(Otherwise, it might be interesting.)
the good or bad kind
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>>255974
Nope. This will prove interesting.
Remember, failing magic isn't always a terrible thing, really.
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>>255974
yes
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>>255974
>No
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>>255974
Yes because power armor
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Roll me a 1d20.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>255998
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>255998
You guys realise we can now not use barbaric all day, right?
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>255998
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>>256003
17
Borderline Success!

You get angry at the enchantment book, it's teaching you things you already know... You know, you should just open your eye just to scare this son-of-a-bitch... But you decide not to, mostly because you realize it might end with you setting fire to alot of things, and people going missing. For some reason.

You learn only one rune for your troubles however... That is the rune of Serpent, a basic enchantment which allows armor to fit nearly anyone, no matter how ill-fitting. This must be what they used at Elizabeth's masquerade!

You are exhausted, and head to bed. Your wife is snoring, and is right next to you... You know, you could just... Give her a good tumble? But is it worth it? Is it worth it to possibly cause the world to slowly lose food supplies because your wife becomes as hungry as twenty elephants?
Actions
>Hell yes, it's worth it! (Charisma)
>Nope, you don't want to be drafted to cook food again.
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>>256020
>>Nope, you don't want to be drafted to cook food again.
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>>256020
>Hell yes, it's worth it! (Charisma)
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>>256020
>ope, you don't want to be drafted to cook food again.
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>>256020
>Hell yes
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>>256020
>>Nope, you don't want to be drafted to cook food again.
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>>256020
>Hell yes, it's worth it! (Charisma)
We can cook for an army.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.
1=Hell Yes!
2=Hell No!
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You decide against it, and go to sleep.

Mutation Time!

You
>Stable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation/Abillity
>Extreme Mutation
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
Claw
>Stable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
>Extreme Mutation
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
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>>256056
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
MAXIMUM RISK!
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>>256056
>>Upgrade Mutation/Abillity
agilty

>Stable Mutation
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>>256056
>Upgrade Mutation/Ability
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>>256056
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
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>>256061
Specify, and pick one for Claw dude.
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>>256056
>Extremely Unstable Mutation

>Extremely Unstable Mutation

>>256060
Buffing agility is a complete waste. Better to try for a mutation that lets us repalce agility checks with another stat imo
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>>256056
>Upgrade mutation
Can we upgrade the eye?
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>>256056
Also, OP, I noticed the mutation section of the sheet is a bit, broken. half of the mutations have cut the description for the transformation mutation in half.
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>>256056
>Ex Unstable x2
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>>256066
I'm not suicidal.

Roll me a 2d100 for this shit.
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Rolled 56, 26 = 82 (2d100)

>>256076
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Rolled 73, 48 = 121 (2d100)

>>256076
>inb4 we get the large mutation
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Rolled 91, 22 = 113 (2d100)

>>256076
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Rolled 33, 85 = 118 (2d100)

>>256076
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56, 73, 91
Average is 73...
And you get...
Ultra Hungry
26 48 22
Average is 32
Claw gets Large.
brb, changing character sheet and killing self out of laughter.
Anons, where were you when you decided to get really fucking hungry?
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>>256104
I knew that shit would happen.
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>>256104
Well, this is what happens when you press your luck I guess. No great rewards, but also the potential for great risks.

No regrets.
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>>256104
where is this chart?
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>>256111
In OPs hands only, he got some custom ones he's made.
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>>256111
I keep on my person, not letting any foolish Anons see it... It's power is too dangerous.
By the way, in case your wondering I have different mutation tables for Claw and Renexizious, so don't worry.
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