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https://youtu.be/-vjZQZKVdUM

>Ladies
>Gentlemen
>Memes
>Lurkers
>Friends

Might I try it?

>Sure

Session...START!

>Nice


>In the depths of a little town
>In southern California
>A beachside town
>Bereft with hidden wonders
>Filled with mysterious craters in it's streets
>Monsters in it's sewers
>Nightmares in it's woods
>Where a magic princess came to live with her best friend to embark on a whirlwind of adventures
>Lives the guy they both ditched
>Ditched hard
>Who, instead of becoming what fate deemed fit
>Nothing
>Became a legend
>A warrior
>A sorcerer
>A friend
>A spouse
>A father to monsters
>A son to a Queen
>A prince
>A meme

cont
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>>2457538
STARNON NEVER
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>>2457538
FIRST HAREMNON FOREVER
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Hello my dears, we're home.
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>>2457538
>>2457538

>Just behind the sealed doors of Echo Creek High school's public bathrooms
>Lies a series of dirty stalls and a dingy bathroom window
>A beam of light creaks in across the dark wooden walls
>It illuminates the dripping sinks
>Their rust
>The black and green molds that have been growing upward from the drains ever since this sub basement of a pit was created
>By the boy
>The man
>The myth
>The legend
>The dickhead with the magical skeletons that did all the work and didn't even get a coffee break

>Anonymous McMoot
>That's you
>You aren't even in the bathroom
>You're deeper
>Dankerly buried
>In THE HOLE
>A portal to a magical realm
>Or a realm of magic
>Whichever you prefer to call it
>A place of TOTAL BLACKNESS
>Where Starless skies lit by a single, unblinking eye of a moon
>Occasionally split by a crack of lightning
>Hold the floating shadow of castle
>Opulent and Imperial
>There
>In the top window of that castle
>With it's spires of crackling technological nightmares
>It's walls of living thorns and bone
>Is a light
>A single light
>A light that reads... 5:59 am
>Because it's a clock
>One, that after so long
>Finally ticks over

>EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://youtu.be/-vjZQZKVdUM

>WAKE UP
>WAKE UP ANONYMOUS
>It's a brand new day
>The first of many
>In a whole new world

In all it's terrible glory.

cont
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Back into Hell we go.
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>>2457543
LUNA A THOT!!!!!
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>>2457538
STARNON CONFIRMED FOR NEVER
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>>2457541
FUCK OFF
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>>2457538
WE
ARE
BACK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjR7JZbdONs
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>>2457546
>>2457546

>Under the blankets something stirs
>Something anciet
>Terrible
>A HAND EMERGES FROM THE COMFY DEPTHS
>it's pink
>Leathery
>With blackened bone spikes erupting from between the knuckle of each finger
>It even has five of them
>Gross

>WHACK!
>R.I.P. Alarmotron
>A human hand emerges
>Smooth
>Natural
>With only 4 fingers like a proper living thing
>It tosses the remains out of the window
>Where it clatters onto a huge pile of junk, trash and food wrappers
>The covers toss back
>You smile
>Specifically up at the ceiling mirror you installed right next to your 8x10' phathead sticker of Viper the rapper

A: "It's yaboi."

>YOU ARE ANONYMOUS
>AWAKE
>ALIVE
>Naked, mostly
A: "Ugh. Feels like I've been asleep forever..."
>A noise catches your ear
>A scratching at the door
>A pounding

>The door to your room is swelling with some sort of weight being pressed upon it

>However there are other matters
>Ones you can already detect with your SPECIAL SENSES
A: "Haha man, I smell like a foot's butthole."
>It's true

>There is a bathroom attached to your room
>The door seriously looks like it might pop any second
>Your phone has two notifications

Anonymous...

WHAT
DO!?
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>>2457546
mofo we LIVE
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>>2457546

LISTEN UP YOU FUCKS
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>>2457546
>Wow, I was in a comma for a long time.
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>>2457553

M E M E
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>>2457553
Check what messages we got while we go take a shower.
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>Take a shower.
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>>2457553
We check our phone and respond like a proper gentleman
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>>2457553
conquer Mewni
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>>2457553
Check your notifications while walking to the bathroom to take a shower.

NO MORE STAGNATION TIME TO ACT AND GET READY FOR A NEW DAY
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>>2457553
Check phone, open door


Woo, second for JacJaNon!
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>>2457553
>check your notifications
>take shower
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>>2457553
TAKE A SHOWER AND DRESS SLAVISHLY
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>>2457553
>Shower
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>>2457553
Open the door then take a shower.
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>>2457556
>TRIPFAGGING
We've not even started and you're shitting things up
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>>2457560
trip off fag
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>>2457553
>>2457567
also EXTERMINATE THE PONYHEADS
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>>2457553
>Get in da shower
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>>2457541
fpbp
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>>2457553
What else TO do?
>fuck with the bathroom a bit
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>>2457538
It is GOOD to be back. Thanks again, Quest... I always knew you'd come back
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

FIRST ROLL OF SEASON 2
ITS GOOD TIMES COMING THROUGH
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>>2457602
>6
oh no
pls stop rolling
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2457553
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2457602
Watch and learn son. First QUALITY ROLL for season 2
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

sorry for wasting this 20
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>>2457602
Step aside bro, lemme show you how it's done.
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>>2457615
>wasting a 19
kys
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>>2457553
check phone
bathe
avoid school
>>2457542
>muscles
>not with janna
This infuriates me
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>>2457553
>Check phone
>Take Shower
>Internal Monologue on what we did Last night
>...no wait, what have we been doing for past few months?!
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https://youtu.be/Yl1mH0DROQM welcome home guys
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>>2457553
Show ya nasty ass stank and swamp ass away, don't forget to get that BODY BODY BODY BODY BLOCK on since you do need to met with the luncheon with dear ol' Mommy dearest and then we'll see what happens after eh?
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

Easy 20
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>>2457637
>>2457570
>>2457562
I Vote for all these three.

Need an internal monologue pretty now.
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>>2457637
ayy yo, this one
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

i would like a 20 please
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

Watch this one
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

What could go wrong?
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>>2457553
oh, and shower
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>CHECK THE DATE !
>CHECK OUR PHONE!
>WHERE IS OUR MOM?
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THE VOTES

>Check Phone
>Shower

>Anon?
>Bathing?
>It really is a new world, isn't it?

>Your right arm quivers
>Mumbles to itself while clicking the long claw-like nails it has against it's palm
>Your phone brangs
>Then bings
>Then even rings

Ph: https://youtu.be/C1MA32qrCJs
>You look at your arm
A: "Well?"
>Muscles is your arms name
>You know this because you named him
>Because you are AWFUL at naming things
>He's a murderer
>A form of rapist
>Probably your best friend
>At least your starter pokemon
>He doesn't want to touch the phone
>Local news said it would give him cancer
A: "Muscles we 'are' the cancer."
>Muscles wants you to speak for yourself
>Then relents when you remind him that since it's the third shower of the month you might let Janna do that thing she likes with him
>He stretches across the room and grabs your phone
>As you head for the door


ANONYMOUS
YOUR INVENTORY

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit#

>You've got some mad levels of dosh
>Especially for a small boy with no bills
>Fuck bills
>Fuck school
A: "Fuck Marco!"
>You espouse as your feet slap on the cold, white tiles of your bathroom

>You slap down your morning wood in order to get a proper piss
>As you do so
>Oh hey

THE WAND

>It's hanging on the shower curtain
>A piece of steel ramrodded in the stone walls
>Your precious instrument of terror
>Your scepter
>You grab it

>FWOOSH
>Then use it to start brushing your teeth because you're magic and fuck the bullshit
>You got money like dat

>Muscles returns to you with phone in hand
>The door stops SLAMMING itself
>As you hear a dirt riddled voice

???: "Move out of mein vay you stewpid animal! I need to speak to zeh Mayshter abou-"
???: "BARK! BARKABARK!"
???: "H-hey now! Das a gut Doggy!"
>A velociraptor noise permeates the walls
>You hear a scream
>Then the sound of a taser
>Then silence

A: "..."
>Muscles flip open your screen since you've shown him your lock patter
>Issa dick

???: "I'MSORRY!"
???: " https://youtu.be/yfET0qhZMCo?t=5 "

>That was probably your swamp drake
>Who's going to maul your technology expert
>Again

A: "What a bitch."
>After finally pissing you get to see what's on your phone

cont
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>>2457727
>>2457727


>TEXT FROM JACKIE LYNN THOMAS

A: "ah!"

>Your heart jumps a little
>Jackie
>That name's associated with a lot of things to you
>Head pets
>Soft laps
>Seeing a girl get swallowed whole by a demon and still want to stand by you and face the terrors of the multiverse

J: "Hey, tiger. Don't skip the first day back. I wanna see you today."
>She's sent a picture
>It's of a seagull with a crab struggling in it's beak
>The crab is stabbing at the bird with a fork
J: "Heh. Saw your spirit animal on my run today."


>TEXT FROM MARCO DIAZ
>You snarl
A: "Fuck Marco."
>Then remember you 'almost' made up with him
>Then glance at the image
M: "C u at the front gate. Hope they repaired the pools."
M: "Sorry, wrong #"
M: "How you been, dude?"

>TEXT FROM MOM
A: "Mom?"
Yes, darling?
A: "AH!"
>You shake your brain clear of the sultry voice that just rang from your spine
A: "N-no, Mom not you.
Ah. Emily, again?
A: "Yeah."
That's twice this month she's contacted you. A new record.
A: "Europe must be getting boring."

>You turn on the shower

or at least...
you try.

>>2457602
First roll of the quest.

>A 6
>What a bless.

https://youtu.be/9n2Ccb8sYfg

A: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>WHY
>WHY IS THE SHOWER LIKE THIS
>FULL OF KNOBS
>LEVERS
>RUN ENTIRE ON SPACE RECLAIMED MAGNETS

>The water is currently freezing
>You are also being electrocuted
>You need to answer these texts

You should go snuggle with a few lightning drake hatchlings. Build your resistance.
A: "WherZZTe are youZZT even?"

Downstairs. Come get breakfast whenever your ready.
A: "It'sZZZTTTZZTT *you're, Mom."
Not according to -your- last ten texts to Janna it isn't.

What do?
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>>2457735
>continue showering despite the pain. We have had worst than this
>go get some grub fool
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>>2457735
Finish showering.
The world can wait for Anonymous.
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>>2457735
We begin our conquest of Mewni
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>>2457735
Answer Jackie back
Meme Marco
What even does Emily want?
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>>2457735
Reset shower

Take shower

Text back to everyone (yes this includes Marco)
Be...cordial
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>>2457727
thatta boy

>>2457735
finish bathing, pet son, go talk to mom
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>>2457735
>>2457745
Sounds decent
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>>2457754
Actually nah fuck this.

Finish shower and get some god damn eats. We need to get Muscles his muddafuckin' gains.
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>>2457756
>>2457753
also this
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>>2457735
Finish Shower, PAIN BUILDS RESISTANCE
Then question why the fuck the shower has literal shower of sparks.
Realize it was made by Wonderbutt and then kick said wonderbutt

Go get breakfast

Head to school I suppose after breakfast

Text to Jackie; Yup b there in 2 winks
Text to Marco; Working on resistance training, you?

Also send texts AFTER the shower because I doubt phone has stronk lightning resistance
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>keep showering until clean
We ain't no bitch.
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>>2457753
Later man, have tact. We need breakfast. Can't conquer on an empty stomach.
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>>2457745
don't forget to get dressed, no need to flash mother
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>>2457735
>>2457749
If it's too much to bear, keep trying to operate the shower to stop zapping.
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>>2457773
fine
>>2457735
>>2457753
finish showering
get some breakfast
text jackie back
AND THEN WE PLOT TO CONQUER MEWNI
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>>2457735
>>2457759
Futhermore, pet Bow. He a gud boi.

Also, don't get dressed. There is need to flash mother
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>>2457735
Get out of the shower
ASK WONDERVON WHY OUR SHOWER IS ELECTROCUTING US.

Tell Jackie we won't skip for sure.
>LATE FOR WHAT?! SCHOOL?

Tell Marco you're cool. Ask him who he's going to the pool with.
Star probably. We know. Fucking Marco. Soon.

Tell mom you're fine. Ask how she is.
Tell her to call more often.
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>>2457755
>support
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>Emily barely contacts Anon
well, its not like the shame of abusing your only son for years to the point of him being completely socially inept and derange is going to cause any issues, so its perfectly fine to just abandon your blood and tour some crummy castles
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>>2457800
It is that very shame that makes her think that she is not fit to be a mother so she has practically resigned from that role now that she has been seemingly so completely replaced.
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>>2457810
She isn't fuckin' fit to be a mother. What makes you think she was ever fit?
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>>2457735
>>2457789
Supporting this.
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>>2457735
Stop Bow from mauling our tech guy and pet the boy.
Reset and then continue shower.
Text people after shower.
Tell Jackie we'll see her soon.
Tell Marco to say high to his parent for us.
Get the Tech guy to fix the shower because that's not how it should be functioning.
Go eat breakfast with mom.
then meet Jackie before school.
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Shower
Breakfast
Text

In that exact order. If Wondervon is still in one piece, ask him what the deal is with the shower
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>>2457817
When did I ever imply that she was.

She was once. Not so sure now.
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>>2457826
Oh, OK! Then never mind! Sorry for being rude!
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>>2457800
>emily is a bad person
it's almost like we've known this since the beginning
>>2457821
>stop bow
You're not a very supportive parent
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>>2457841
I also want to pet him afterward which would encourage him to maul more for pettings
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>>2457841
We kinda want tech guy to be loyal no?
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>>2457735
shoot self
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>>2457735
Stop Bow before one of them makes the other sick.
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>>2457735
>>2457891
Also supporting
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>Continue Showering
>In the lightning


Anonymous...

ROLL CON!

>You shudder
>Shake inside the copper tub
>Glare at the controls
A: "This issZZZHh somebody'sSH fault."
>Controls which you leave totally in place
A: "AND IT'S CERTAINLY NOT MINE!"


>You snatch a nearby hand-hold Wondervon put inside your shower
>Wondervon
>The Moleman scientist you 'aquired' from the desert kingdom of Purrkistan
>A place populated by cat-like beings with human faces
>He was trying to peddle his robot son off to the king
>Who was known for collecting rare and beautiful creatures
>He was denied
>Tried to slap the city
>You slappt him
>Then let him work for you in exchange for his pitiful, rotund life
>Right now
>You're wondering about that decision

A: "WONDERBREAD!"
>You scream into the communicator panel on your wall
W: "Maeshta! AHH!"
>You hear snarls
>Dinosaur shrieks
W: "PLEASE! CALL OF ZEH DRAKE!"
A: "WHY IS MY SHOWER ELECTROCUTING ME!?"
W: "Y-AH! You're still in it!?"
A: "OF COURSSHSHHHZZZZZ I AM! I NEEDED A SHOWER!"
W: "You could DIE from the shock!"
A: "AND MY GHOST WILL RAPE YOU TO DEATH FOR IT."
W: "Please, Maestaer! Don't let the Lizard eat me and I'll fix it! I JUST NEEDED A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME!"


>You slap out some responses to your peeps

>TO JACKIE

A: "Can't wait to see you. I'm not skippin' on that."
J: "Stop trying to be sweet. It's creepy."
A: "You're creepy. I'm clearly disabled and you're taking advantage."
J: "Finest downy I've ever seen."
A: "HAHAazh can electricity give you brain damage? Asb fing 4 fren"
J: "What?"

>You close the message

>TEXT TO MARCO

A: "Say hi to your mom for me."
M: "d-did you send that to the wrong number?"
A: "No."

>TEXT TO MOM

E: "Hi, Sweetie! Just checking up on you! Do you miss me? We just hit Germany. Look at this!"

>She's sent you a picture of a pretzel
>Size of the entire table

E: "It's impossible to not gain weight here haha."
A: "Not in the right camps it's not."
E: "We're not camping! We're using ur awesome door thing."
A: "I'm ok."
E: "ok, hun. Stay that way! You deserve it!"

I think you know that by now.

>Now about that CON roll
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>>2457735
>Finish shower
>perform >>2457754 while dressing and getting breakfast
>Find out what Wondervon wanted
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2457899
PLEASE
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2457899
I FORGET OUR CON SO A FLAT 20 IT IS!
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2457899
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2457899
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2457899
Cant remember what the bonus was but here we go
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2457899
GRIT THEM TEETH BOI
I forget what our stats are
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2457899
rip
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2457899
God, it feels like forever since i last did this. I promise I didn't cheat on you with any other Quests
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2457899
What's our con? Who cares, here's the roll anyways.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

Get ready for a nat 1>>2457899
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2457899
I am the fucking strong
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2457899
rolllllllll
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

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Rolled 2 (1d20)

I ALMOST missed this shit.
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>>2457926
Fuck off acid.
>>2457922
WOOOOP WOOOP!
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2457899

whew lad
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>2457899
rollan
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>>2457899

RULES & INFO
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI

ANON'S STATS
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0

Stop Bow from eating WOndevron. Let him explain, but he better also explain about the shower.
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>>2457942
you bitch
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>>2457943
>>2457899
fuck
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Here's Anon's stats so far as I can remember them.

Con=+11
Will=+17
The only ones we need

Chr=+7
The only one we really want.
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>>2457899
Right also plans.

Whistle to Bow to come to daddy
See what Wonder wants
Put on pants
Get breakfast
Chat with Mum cuz fuck you we live in the school now
Meet up with Jackie
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2457899
these rolls are too high
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>>2457951
Implying we need charisma when we have autism and stone cold determination
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>>2457958
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>6'3''
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Anon, as I have seen him in the first season, is a hypocritical, uncaring, wretch of a godling who absolutely refuses to better himself in any way, shape, or form beyond physically improving his statline. He makes false promises to do better and callously disregards others at his own convenience. While he sometimes pursues his own twisted definition of "justice," he does so only at his own profit and only if he has something substantial to gain from the act. More often than not, he is willing to murder people over small slights, demonstrated in Purrkistan, his school, and during the junkyard tournament where he was willing to burn a man to death to win $200.

Perhaps the most disturbing part of his psyche is how he could possibly view his friends if what is said in the Discord is anything to go by. They are seen as objects, things to be manipulated into being devoted to him. I have seen a few plans aimed towards driving a wedge into prior relationships held between his friends and third parties so that he may subjugate those parties while also keeping those friends. One of the more prominent plans in my mind was to kill Star, drive Moon into a grief filled madness aimed towards the monsters so that Hekapoo would distance herself from Mewni, giving Anon the go ahead to conquer both without directly upsetting his "sister".

Undoubtedly the most disgusting thing about Anon is his self pity. He supposedly hates himself but refuses to do anything about it, instead often doubling down on hurting others unrepentantly while pointing to Fate's discrimination and his horrific childhood as excuses. What had happened to him was extremely terrible but rather than attempt to overcome, he has allowed himself to be defined by it, his every action a tantrum lashing out at a world he feels owes him and willingly emulating a father he knows is wrong without a care to who gets hurt or what he destroys.

How anyone or anything in the quest could actually see something of worth within this corrupt, mewling excuse of a person is beyond my comprehension unless he is just that damn good at hiding his true face from others.
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>>2457979
u meanie, he a gud boi
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2457899
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>>2457979
Rude.
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>>2457979
That's why we love him.
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>>2457979
personally can't argue against you but It makes for a fun ride so nyeh!
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>>2457979
i'll fuckin fight you
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>>2457979
Miss me with that gay shit mewgger
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>>2457979
supporting
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>>2457979
Anon's an asshole, that's without a doubt true. He's also manipulative and has a hair's trigger of an anger switch.

I sincerely hope the discord talk about taking over Mewni is just dumb memes because frankly I see no justification or reason for Anon to do such a thing after all his characterization and the development from Season 1.

But he's also aware of his issues and I do not see validity in your open statement. Like a third of the struggle in the original quest was Anon opening up to other people and letting them into his life. He's obviously trying to better himself, its just his base state is as an absolute unlikable douchenozzle.
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>>2457979
Is this some manner of pasta? Anon has bettered himself constantly, he's gone out of his way to protect his friends, and he's been forgiving to his mother even when she hasn't deserved it, he's shown mercy to people who've tried to kill him, and restraint when he didn't have to. Defending his right to exist while reality have actively attempted to be rid of him doesn't make him a bad person. OOC plans made by random people that no one ever listens to has nothing to do with Anon as a person.
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ANON IS A GUD BOI
HE DIDNT DO NUFFIN
HE SAVED THE TOWN
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>>2457979
That's why he needs the power of LOVE AND MAGIC that only you can provide. STARNON ENDGAME
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>>2457979
Wew spicy boi is spicy

I wanna aim him for being a gud boi!
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2457899
>Honk
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>>2458012
STARNON NEVER FAGGOT!
>>2458013
Which reminds me, we need to remove his literal homo possibilities.
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>>2458012
>Starnon
Quality Meme!
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>>2458021
>we need to remove his literal homo possibilities.
No, taking Marco will be the ultimate revenge against Star. We took Jackie from Marco, and will take Marco from Star. The ultimate victory. And in the end we will cuck them all by marrying Janna
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>>2458021
>being afraid of a hot brown ass
What are you, a fag?
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>>2458033
Take your shit faggot tendencies elsewhere, we are helping a good boy that only fucks his girlfriend and her friend in consensual threesomes. The arm is his own thing, and everything is a hole to a blender with fingers.
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>>2458042
Jackie's ass is nice and brown after that tan she got, Marco isn't worth going down the fagside.
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>>2458021
I want Anon to have Marco's babies.
And for Jackie to cradle his swelling belly.
And for Hek to roll her eyes at the dumb kids and continue breastfeeding Anon's and her's kid.
And for Janna to call them all nerds, spank Anon on the ass, get slapped on the ass in return, and then Leeroy Jenkins off to do some witchy adventure.
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>>2458048
>>2458053
bruh, Starconon or gtfo
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>>2458061
Jackie a best
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>>2457918
>>2457918
WINNER!

>27

>>2457922
+2

>You shake
>Rattle
>roll
>Your phone beeps in and out of the coma that you've basically put yourself in
>Your skin vibrates against the copper
>Your eyes feel like jello that's trying to fuck the back of your sockets
>Your teeth clatter into one another so hard
>CRK
>CRKKKRK
>You think they'd crack
>However

>twenty fucking 9

A: "THIS....ONLY...GETS ME HARDER."
>You clench your jaw
>SHAMP
>OO
>You roll in the tub
>Bounce
>Wiggle
>Bounce
>Wiggle
>Shakem all dem BrAINS out

A: "PHWA!"
>Your scalp is cooking
>You pop out
>Muscles is on the bathroom counter
>Scanning his fingers over a "Glove lovers monthly" magazine
A: "Pass me a towel?"
>Muscles looks at you
>Grabs the rubber floor mat
>Then WRAPS IT AROUND YOUR HEAD
A: "HMPFM!"
>You slip
>Crack your skull a little
A: "AH! MY FIRE WOUNDS!"
>With buns utterly toasted you emerge
>Slather your body dry
>Then, with your buttcheeks spasming in tandem you get dressed
>Lean out your door and look down the huge spiral staircase that leads up to your room
>You know what must be done
>You have a need
>A NEED
>TO FEED
>Fuck stairs
>Fuck walking
>Fuck using your portals scissors because since Luna and your's world operates on an entirely unique form of physics shit would get whacky

>So you slide
>Right down the banister
A: "Bow!"
>You cry as you fly down
A: "C'mere boy! C'mere and see daddy!"
>A bark responds
>You flip off the staircase
>You have shit dex
>Muscles however
>Snaps up like the webbing of a Spider everyone wants pictures of
>Hangs you from the chandelier
>Then drops you down
>On the first landing before the floor

cont
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>>2458061
Fuck it, Star is better than being a faggot,
>>2458065
this is also true.
>>2458067
Eeeeeeeeeh
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>>2458067
>>2458067

>In the main hall you see her
>Seated there
>In a full sized chair
>On a tiny red velvet pillow
>She's wearing a hat
>Pale white
>With a blue flower on the side
>Whenever she turns quickly
>Which she does when she sees you
>The white surface swirls as if it were milk suspended in a jar with blue oil
>It resettles as she does, taking on the blue hue as it's primary coloration

L: "Anonymous."

>Luna coos

L: "I've made 'Pancakes'."

>QUESTIONS TIME, MY BOYS

>LORE CHECK

Time for some decisions...

>Where has Bow been most of the time?

>Allowed to roam the DARK WORLD Mewmus

>Kept inside the Castle

>Allowed to play on Earth


What project did you give to WONDERVON after the war?

>Make the castle Livable

>Get more Weaponry

>Skeleton Butler

and of course...

S: "Anown!"

>Susan
>What did you do with Susan?


>REVIVE (Horrible ritual that will have left Anon with some form of physical scar and will nullify UPGRADING THE CASTLE) in the last few months

Susan will have her own, living body.
She will not be a puppy.

>REBUILD AND REMAKE
Susan was a soul bound to a magnificent set of teeth when you last had her.
You're stronger than the average warlock. Or necromancer.
You could have a new zombie body for her. Designed from simple pixie girl to a hulking beast. (She will still be undead and have no WILL of her own)

or

>GHOST FRIEND
You could release her soul into the physical world. Sustained by your WILL like any undead. However she is a cute but mostly incorporeal creature. Only able to affect the world in small ways.

>She will immediately try to hold your hand whenever she sees you and it's cold
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>>2458072
Bow's been wandering around Mewmus, eating whatever he can find. Don't want to keep him cooped up or let loose on earth

Make the castle livable, obviously. War's over, gotta make this place super comf.

And of course make Susan a real living goil!
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>>2458067
>EARTH
>LIVABLE
>REBUILD

Drakes need sunlight.
Our castle needs to be a home and a base.
Zombina, stronger, faster, more powerful
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>>2458072
>Allowed to play on Earth
>Make the castle Livable
>REVIVE
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>>2458087
Support
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>>2458072
>Bow
>Allowed to play on Earth
Playdates with the Witches creatures/babies

Susan
>REVIVE (Horrible ritual that will have left Anon with some form of physical scar and will nullify UPGRADING THE CASTLE) in the last few months
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>>2458072
>We take Bow with us everywhere
>Revive Susan
Best daughter zombie gets a shiny new lease on life, we can buff castle stuff later...the shower needs to get fixed now though.
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>>2457979
'Anon, as I have seen him in the first season, is a hypocritical, uncaring, wretch of a godling who absolutely refuses to better himself in any way, shape, or form beyond physically improving his statline. He makes false promises to do better and callously disregards others at his own convenience. While he sometimes pursues his own twisted definition of "justice," he does so only at his own profit and only if he has something substantial to gain from the act. More often than not, he is willing to murder people over small slights, demonstrated in Purrkistan, his school, and during the junkyard tournament where he was willing to burn a man to death to win $200.'

I disagree with Anon refusing to improve himself. He's doing it, just not the way you like. Sure, he's not becoming a better person in the way most people would think but honestly the whole quest has been a damaged person growing.

Can't disagree that he's killed people over petty shit, but that's Anon.

'Perhaps the most disturbing part of his psyche is how he could possibly view his friends if what is said in the Discord is anything to go by. They are seen as objects, things to be manipulated into being devoted to him. I have seen a few plans aimed towards driving a wedge into prior relationships held between his friends and third parties so that he may subjugate those parties while also keeping those friends. One of the more prominent plans in my mind was to kill Star, drive Moon into a grief filled madness aimed towards the monsters so that Hekapoo would distance herself from Mewni, giving Anon the go ahead to conquer both without directly upsetting his "sister".'
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>>2458072
>Mewmus

>Make the castle Livable

>REVIVE
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>>2458087
>support
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>>2458072
Bow
>Mewni. It's his homeland, after all.
Wondervon
>Castle Renovations
Susan
>Rebuild and Remake
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>>2458072
>>REBUILD AND REMAKE
>Allowed to play on Earth
>Make the castle Livable
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YOU CANT REVEIVE SUSAN AND UPGRADE THE CASTLE

ALSO SUSAN IS ALREADY A REAL GIRL
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>>2457979
>>2458106

Oh for sure! The players are fucking horrible in this regard! However, I think Anon himself does care about his friends. The players are a shit. The players want horrible things.

Anon was just subject to their autism, and is slowly breaking free via his development, I think.
That and we've stopped ourselves from doing the most abhorrent things. Because a lot of those plans are fucking stupid you know?

'Undoubtedly the most disgusting thing about Anon is his self pity. He supposedly hates himself but refuses to do anything about it, instead often doubling down on hurting others unrepentantly while pointing to Fate's discrimination and his horrific childhood as excuses. What had happened to him was extremely terrible but rather than attempt to overcome, he has allowed himself to be defined by it, his every action a tantrum lashing out at a world he feels owes him and willingly emulating a father he knows is wrong without a care to who gets hurt or what he destroys.'

I repeat that Anon was a hurt boy and has been coping and growing as time has gone on.
How Anon develops is what we're influencing, and so ultimately it's the player's fault if we make him a shit.

'How anyone or anything in the quest could actually see something of worth within this corrupt, mewling excuse of a person is beyond my comprehension unless he is just that damn good at hiding his true face from others.'

Hmm.
Because they think they can do something about it?
Because they think Anon isn't irredeemable or Garbage?
Because they like Anon?
Honestly, you're just upset because Anon hasn't made tremendous progression towards the moral hero you want.
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>>2458072
>Allowed to roam the DARK WORLD Mewmus
>Skeleton Butler (so we can have some progress on fixing the castle)
>REVIVE SUSAN
Supporting these.
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I'd like Susan to be her own person, that's all I've got. Being a puppy is all well and good but I'd still like her to be -herself-
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>>2458072
Bows been roaming mewmus
Wondervons ben focusing on making the castle livable
And of course anon brought Susan back to the world of the living
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>>REBUILD AND REMAKE
>Allowed to play on Earth
>Undead legion
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>>2458061
>star
>ever
dead meme

>>2458072
>Allowed to roam the DARK WORLD Mewmus
He's a tough boy, he can run free. (But we brought the Js to visit often)
>Make the castle Livable
We are suppose to be making home there, let's make it a good one to raise our Mom and drake in
>>REBUILD AND REMAKE
Not being able to upgrade the castle would be shit
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>>2458072
Where has Bow been most of the time?
>Allowed to play on Earth
What project did you give to WONDERVON after the war?

>Make the castle Livable

>Susan
>What did you do with Susan?


>REVIVE (Horrible ritual that will have left Anon with some form of physical scar and will nullify UPGRADING THE CASTLE) in the last few months
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>>2458072
>BOW
ROAM THE WORLD OF MEWMUS
>WONDERVON
>CASTLE UPGRADES BABBY
>SUSAN
>REVIVE

Susan needs her own body she a gud girl/.
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>>2458072
Earf
Made the castle into something worthy of MTV Cribs
Rebuilt Susan into a humanoid tank.
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>>2458072
>>Allowed to roam the DARK WORLD Mewmus
Bow was allowed to roam and explore Earth (WHILE SUPERVISED by some of our skeletons). We also used the time to explore the and a little.

>>Make the castle Livable
A good king is as good as his caslte.
Unfortunately because we also
>>REVIVE (Horrible ritual that will have left Anon with some form of physical scar and will nullify UPGRADING THE CASTLE) in the last few months
Our shower keeps electrocuting us and some things still don't work.

We made Susan into a real girl because... because we care?
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>>2458072
>Bow was allowed to play on Earth
>Wondervon was instructed to get more Weaponry
>and Susan was REVIVE'd
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>>2458072
>wander darkworld
>Make the darkworld liveable
>REVIVE
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>>2458072
>Allowed to play on Earth
Our beautiful boy needs lots of sun.
>Make the castle Livable
>REBUILD AND REMAKE
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>>2458072
>Allowed to play on Earth

>Make the Castle Livable

>Revive the friendo zombgirl
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Clarification post.

>IF YOU CHOOSE THE REVIVE OPTION
>YOU CANNOT HAVE CASTLE UPGRADES

As the revival ritual Luna showed you was "Complex and taxing." in her words. She was not happy with it. Still. If it's what you want. It's what you want.

>JUST KNOW IT MEANS ALL RESOURCES WERE PUT INTO IT
>NO CASTLE UPGRADES IF SUSAN HAS BEEN REVIVED
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Of course he cares about his friends. He also jealously covets them and dislikes them doing things without him or them being friends with people he's isn't personally friends with.

Whether the players are voting stupidly or not, they are still explicitly part of Anon's mind and the fact that it's their decisions that are shit doesn't shift the blame from Anon whatsoever. They are a part of Anon within canon, and what they make can be considered a part of what makes up Anon.
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>>2458160
>REVIVE
I know, but in the near impossible chance that Susan isn't revived I don't want my castle upgrade vote to go to waste.
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>>2458160
STILL REVIVING
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>>2458072
>>2458087
This, except lets make Wondervon make more weaponry.
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>>2458160
That is entirely okay with me
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We are anonygous we leeeejun isn't that how its supposed to go
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>>2458160
Reviving anyways, duh. Aside from the retards here that don't know how to read not withstanding, Anon would never let a chance like that pass.
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>>2458160
Does making the castle livable count as an upgrade?
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>>2458160
make her a real girl
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You guys realize we basically let her do whatever she wants even with her under our will right? There are no benefits to this.
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>>2458160
>>2458099
>Changing to Weaponry then
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>>2458067
>Allowed to roam the DARK WORLD Mewmus
>Make the castle Livable
>GHOST FRIEND
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>>2458188
Fuck off, we helping our first friend.
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>>2458160
Yes. I know.
Still revive.
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>>2458188
We get the benefit of not having her drain our WILL stat and she's more sturdy and she's got all her memories back.
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>>2458196
You can help without choosing revive
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>>2458188
I'm inclined to agree. We kind of let her do whatever in the first place, anyways. Don't really see why we'd want to go through a bunch of unnecessary scarring and effort to revive her, when we could just let her do whatever she wanted in a cool new undead body anyways. The Will needed to maintain her is negligible at worst.
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>>2458126
Supporting
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>>2458160
Weapons and revival in that case
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>>2458188
>not benefiting from an actual friend
baka desu sempai
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Can we do Revive later Questy?
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>>2458207
That isn't good enough, she helped us win our war
>>2458210
The same zombie we went to the end of reality to save. She gets a new living body.
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>>2458210
This is very true
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>>2458218
No.
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>>2458188
I believe we told her we would in season one.
Now we can.
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Alright, revive her then.
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>>2458127
Gonna support this
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>>2458196
Her body was formed from an amalgamation that we pieced together already. Keep the status quo, and delve deeper into soul manipulation research later. You wanna botch our first experiment dealing with that shit on Susan, whom we've already risked so much to get this far with?
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>>2458237
>>2458160
Making sure you get stuck where people can see you.
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>>2458245
She isn't some experiment, we can revive her NOW, the castle can be built up later. We wont get another chance otherwise.
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>>2458160
EARTH.
REVIVE.


Honey Clodbottom will be our FRIEND.
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>>2458257
We can revive her in a zombie bod
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This is why we can't have nice things
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>>2458273
Don't call her by her old slave name! She goes by Susan now!
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>>2458274
Fuck off keeping her down, she gets her own body.
>>2458282
Yeah, retards keep trying to ruin shit. Must be Anon's Id or something.
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Has THE COUNT started?
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>>2458273
>This
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>>2458295
Wew
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The count Begins.
The dark King's dogs.
Their forms are Myriad.
Their mother. Maker.
Schemer.

She smiles. Staring with her Queenish guise.
Gaze on and wonder.
Why are we even here?
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>>2458160
So does this mean we're never going to be able to upgrade the castle or just temporarily
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>>2458349
there's always a chance anon. We'll just have to wait and find out. It's not like our original room was all that grand. And we got our undead skeleton army... perhaps we'll make a construction battalion out of a subset of them... we DID get WonderVon to make that device to make sustaining the undead cost a shit ton less, right?
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>>2458349
Of course just temporarily, its a fucking castle in a dimension we own, we can build it up even more whenever we feel like it/go junkyard raiding.
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>>2458349
Think it mostly means we are pointing at what we did during our down time.

What we can do during quest however allows us to do it as a sidequest or whatever
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>have to choose between revive Susan and lose castle upgrades
>revive Susan exactly as she was and lose nothing
>chooses to lose castle
Well this wasn't a knee jerk reaction caused entirely by phrasing.
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>>2458381
>Not bringing Susan back to full life like we promised
What are you, an asshole who lies to his friends for his own self gain?
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>>2458381
We aren't loosing castle upgrades you fucking mooks, we just postponed them to bring back Susan. And we sure as shit aren't loosing the castle.
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>>2458381
But people WANT to make her alive regardless of the cost to castle upgrades.

Also, she might be be much more usefull to us this way.
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>>2458381
oh, don't start shit off by being salty about it. Yeah, it'd be nice to have a decent crib to kick off the season with, but we made do with a housevator bought for a fraction of the resources we have at our disposal at the moment and it lasted the entire first season. We'll make do somehow.
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>>2458394
Less about the castle and more, bringing back Susan doesn't change no matter how we do it. We just lose something this way.
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>>2458349
Nah. It'll probably be able to do so later when we're less busy.
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>>2458218

THE VOTES

>Well
>How about I just let you see the results?

https://youtu.be/GVn5pafX9tM

>A din takes the hall
>The nearby ruined wooden doors shake as if suffering flashbacks
>The floor hums
>As a shape blasts out of the dark
>Hulking
>Bushy
>Luna didn't even get to ask about why you looked the way you did
>Absorbed in some sort of internal conflict that made you stare at your pancakes
>Before you get swallowed in deep green grass
>The scent of wet dirt
>Fresh leaves
>A little bit of sod
>SHRRRIIILLLLP!

A: "AH! BOW!"
B: "RRRRF!"

>You've been licked
>Over and over
>By a bright green tongue
>The saliva smells like fresh spring water
>Claws that resemble polished black wood
>Horns that creak like branches holding childhood swingsets
>Your pet
>Your friend
>The monster you hatched
>The one who's psionic link screams into your head

B: "MOTHER OTHER! OTHER! MOTHER!"
>The gigantic dewey eyes of your monstrous garden drake catch Luna's face
B: "PETS!"
>His brain screams as he slams his body forward so violently he leaves his feet
>Luna pulses pink, keeping him from knocking her, the table or the food over
>Bow lands on his back, sending crickets and frogs scattering from his foliage
>They flee not too far before heading back
A: "Damn parasites."
L: "Better they stay on him than become an invasive progenitor species."
A: "I -guess-."

>You turn and look from your rickety chair
>Then hop up
A: "Hey, Suse."

cont
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>>2458433
>Dat wagging tail
you spoil us, Quest
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>>2458433
That's some good shit
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>>2458433
>>2458433

>Your neck!
>Grabbed
>Your BODY!
>Slammed
S: "C'MEWE!"
>Your head
>N O O G I E D
>This voice
>This honeyed smell
>You earned this
>Made it
>Brought it back from a place long forgotten
>Soft skin rubs your cheek
>A bit of dried mud crusts on your shirt
A: "AH! Knock it off!"
S: "Sowwy, Bows. You'wer too CYUTE when you'we cwean!"
A: "What am I most of the time?"
S: "In need of mentaw hewp!"
A: "Fair."
>Susan
>She used to be dead
>She was abandoned on a road
>Killed by...well
>As she told it
>Her own people
>For loving someone she wasn't supposed to
>You know the feeling
>When you raised her it was selfish
>You needed help
>You needed protection
>She did help
>She did protect
>Something else was there however
>In her gratitude
>As a zombie she showed glimmers beyond slavering servitude
>She cared
>She chased what she loved
>She gnawed everything with such passion
>When the was was over
>There was only one answer for that
>Even if it cost you what it did

>You didn't need that black tooth
>Or the ability to whistle on purpose ever again

>What she became with that life

cont
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>>2458515
>>2458515

https://youtu.be/pY8VEoVVTeI

>Strong
>Even stronger than she was intended
>She ate to make a better self
>Slept deeply
>Often beside you
>Especially when you had nightmares
>She ran
>Explored THE HOLE with you
>and Still
>She slaps the dog SHIT out of people that step up
>Her sword is mighty
>Her arm just in it's aim
>Steadfast
>True

>She rejected her old name
>Honey
>Still
>Her breath
>Her face bites
>her hugs
>All just as sweet...


SESSION PAUSE

When we return. (Later tonight) Setup for tomorrow's session will be done.

WE SHALL RETURN!

11:00pm US CENTRAL TIME!

Feel free to leave your votes and suggestions on the next post as late as ye like.

Floor is open to discussion on two big things.

>Only one other room in the castle has been cleared

choose

>Green House
>Throne room
>Library


>What's for breakfast?

>Simple family meals
>Royal feast
>SNACC
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>>2458521
MOTHA FUCKA! OF COURSE THE THRONE ROOM!

ANd a royal feast for our yuge family!
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>>2458521
the feast, of course
breakfast is the most important meal of the day after all
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>>2458521
feast because if it's an option why not?
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>>2458521
>Throne room
If we entertain guests we need a fucking nice throne room, otherwise what is the point of a fuck huge castle?
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>>2458521
>Green House

>ROYAL FEAST
>WITH UNDEAD SERVANTS TO COOK DAT SHIT UP LIKE FELYNE CHEFS
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>Green room
who knows what kind of potions or spells we could learn or make.
>Royal feast
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>>2458521
Aw yeah gimme dat Susan Love!

Hey Anons something that never really occured to me but...SusanXAnon pairing when?

That said...

ROOM CLEARED
>THRONE ROOM
We gotta show off the swag if nothing else.

BREAKFAST
>ROYAL FEAST
Luna would at the very least ensure we were getting a good amount of nutrition for our first meal of the day, she even takes the time to make small faces out of the pancakes with fruits and some whip cream.
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>>2458521
>Throne room

>Simple family meals
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>>2458580
>SusanXAnon
>there are still people that want to fuck our daughter
Sad!
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>>2458580
>SusanXAnon pairing when?
Literally never, Susan's a lesbian.
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>>2458521
Mh...

The Green House seems like the most essetial of rooms to clear off. Being able to produce our own food AND alchemy ingredients without having to rely on outside forces would certainly be useful.

The Throne Room might also be necesary, though. After all, a King's throne room is testament to his might, and having a dirty abandoned throne room might give a bad impression to external diplomatic parties.

The Library is a Wild Card. It could (and probably contain) vast amount of information on Mewmus lore and magic, but all of this information might be given to us by Luna as well, and we are probably not gonna spend our whole time readin about it.
HOWEVER. Wondervong might be able to do Ahem, WONDERS. with the information in those archives.

Decisions. Decisions.

Oh well.
>Royal feast for our court. Lets have Wondervon update us on what he wanted to tell us before we're off to see Jackie.

And... Green House, though we might want to speed up the openings of the Throne Room and Library ASAP.
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>>2458562
it doesn't really matter because everyone's voting for throne for some reason, but lm changing to library.

We got peeps who can study that shit and make cool stuff
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>>2458521
>Green House
>Simple family meals
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>>2458592
>>2458521
No wait. Changing from Feast to Regular Meal and keeping Greenhouse.

I'd rather save the banquets for when we have the actual resources to do so.

A king needs his castles and feasts, but I believe practicality is key right now.
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>>2458611
>practicality
We're well off financially, we can afford a feast, it would take almost nothing at all. Simple resources like food aren't a problem,
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>Green House
>Simple family meals
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>>2458633
It's long term planning.

A kingdom needs to produce it's own food. It cannot rely on others.
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>>2458649
except one meal isn't long term planning. and eating a simple meal now in no way helps up produce good.
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>>2458649
Or do what any DnD party does, go into dungeons and find ancient loot, sell on black market or other places, dump resulting money into infrastructure
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>>2458521
>Green House
>Royal feast
>>
>>2458521
Throne Room
Feast
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>>2458521
>>2458537


Also, Throne Room because fine
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>>2458521
Greenhouse
Feast
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>>2458657
That's gay dude. You build infrastructure then pay people to go adventuring for you.
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>>2458521
Let me get a fuckin uh..
>green house
>royal feast
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>>2458521
Throne room
Feast!
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>Green House
>ROYAL FEAST

GOTTA EAT BIG
TO GET BIG
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>>2458592
Post too long dropped
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>>2458686
Support
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>>2458592
Dis
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>>2458521
Green house so that we're independently sustainable.
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>>2458592
>>2458611
>>2458521
FINE. Changing for third and last time.e Throme Room and Family Meal.
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Changing to library. Mom cab probably translate
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>>2458760
Mom probably already knows most of it
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>>2458767
don't ass ume
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>>2458521
>Regular Meal
>Throne Room
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>>2458521

This was not intended to be an ad.
Instead, this song

https://youtu.be/kz6Pza44LHo

>This song
>Water
>Is the theme of Susan's Noogies
>Of your now 6'4"
>Shredded
>Lanklet Knight

Now for the votes.


>After escaping Susan
>Getting Suplexed by Susan
>Then making it into your chair
>With hers right beside yours
>You look at the food Luna's summoned from whatever depths her magic draws

>A feast
>Not just any kind
>A MAGIC Feast
>Or you at least assume it's magic
>Because it's Mewmun food
>Luna's people were known for their work in cloth
>Their ability to get shrekt by magic lolis
>and Cooking
>Luna especially on the cook/Knittery

https://youtu.be/7v8zxoEoA_Q?list=PL4AgJAJ44TWoXRLr9r3GveHHxxbv_lEmO

>Pancakes
>Just as promised
>Made from rich, prebrowned mix
>Not just syrup but hornet honey currant
>It smells so strong the berries suspended within pierce your nose
>Sweet cream mixed with ripe blue orange slice looking fruits
>A genuine golden spoon rises from each cardinal direction
>The dish is real silver
>It exudes a cloud of chill that sets frost to the table
>The butter is sheep's
>Specifically sheep that were never allowed to use their legs and force fed fresh apples their entire lives
>There is bacon
>Thick as your hand
>Yet just as crispy as the perfectly griddled cheap stuff
>Robin's eggs boiled in the shell and seasoned with raw green onion
>Oatmeal with banana slices that bleed raspberry jam
>Sausage that oozes it's rendered fat out onto the plate where brioche bread turned nearly black from open flames collects ice cold vinegar and squeezed eel eye oils
>Then in the center...
>Fluffy
>Crisped
>Bisquits
>Nestled in a hand-woven basket
>With every delicious crumb help up with a pure, genuine silk towel
>It's bright rouge
>Luna waves her hand
>Two pots
>One Coffee
>One Tea
>Both scream at her command, heating instantly
>An array of juices await in the shells of their fruits
>An orange-ish one
>A grape-ish one
>Milk
>THICC
>NON SKIM
>MILK

A: "Oh baby...this makes all the nightmares worth it."

cont
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>>2458841
You've been reading Game of Thrones haven't you Quest?
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>>2458841
>>2458841

>ting ting
>You look to the head of the ramshackle table you've built from the ruins in the attic
>Luna raises her cup to you
>A pinky raised on her gloved hand

L: "The highest compliment a chef can receive..."
>She blows black smoke-like steam from her drink
L: "Is full mouths."
>She sips
L: "Too busy eating."

>Susan and you waste no time
>The table however
>Shifts as you eat
>GGRRAAooown
>A few plate escape
>Shattering on the floor
>Doomed
>Luna doesn't even blink
>As you gnash into bread
>Shread hot slimy meat between your razor teeth
>The table nearly flips again
>You look under it
>Bow
>Has climbed beneath
A: "Haha you're so fucking FAT!"
>You grin
>Press your bare feet into your Drake's rippling hide
>He wiggles
>His best trait
>His tail WAHRPS against the floor
S: "Letem Be."
>Susan says through her 8th bisquit."
S: "He juswht wants Scwaps."
L: "You'll spoil him, you know."
A: "Maybe."

>Spoil your boi?
>You?
>Heh


>You wave to the darkness
>A skeleton leans out of it
>It's stock still
>Unwavering
>Iron nails glisten from the many spots in it's bones where they split out
A: "Bring me the mole."
W: "I'm right here, your grace."
>You look up
>Wondervon's emerging from the main set of doors at the back of the entry hall
>Sheepishly
>He grooms his nearly bald head with a three-fingered hand

A: "Fuck you doin' in the throne room?"
W: "Preparing it's presentation."

https://youtu.be/k8VNIk2aA9w

>He pushes the doors
>Which are suddenly SNATCHED
>By a massive mechanical hand
>Then pulled back
>Nearly 50 of Wondervon's modified skeletals turn from facing the back of the room
>It's huge
>Even longer than the entry hall
>Surrounded on nearly all sides by gallery seating
>In the back
>A platform that rises high
>Decorated in carvings of stone pillars
>Cobwebs
>Reaching hands
>Behind it a clean but broken set of windows
>They formed an image once
>Now they are just iron webs full of broken shards of colorful glass
>The floors are checkered both black and white
>Ancient tapestries hang from the ceiling in arcs
>Small robotic minions scitter across the surfaces of the upper gallery
>Overhead the triple domed Arched ceiling stares down
>Nearly bleached white from time
>Covered in cracks

>As you stare
>The spoon falls out of your mouth
>The hairs on your neck stand on end
>Yogurt sprays from your teeth
>As you get up on the table
A: "why tHE FUCK!"
W: "m-Master?"
A: "WHA THE FUCK MY THRONE ROOM DON'T GOT NO THRONE IN IT!?"

cont
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>>2458841
>I came from reading that description.
>Thank you Mami. Your hat looks lovely.
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>>2458912
Have the throne made out of a piece of the Mewmus world tree, to represent how even the world is under our control
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>>2458912
Meme Throne
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>>2458948
Absolutely not.
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>>2458912
>>2458912

S: "Huh. Yeah, dash pwetty weiwd."

>Shit
>Man
>What a weird room

Darling.
>You snap your attention to Luna
L: "There's not a throne in this castle left."
A: "Didn't you have one!?"
L: "...no."
A: "Wh-"
L: "I had armchairs."
A: "WH-"
L: "Or couches."
A: "B-"
L: "Thrones are uncomfortable."
>She sips
L: "Also they had all been used by a certain person who won't be mentioned. I crumbled them into dust and formed the dust into this. ring."

>Luna shows you her hand
>Sure enough
>A tiny rock
>With an ultra tiny throne inside of it
A: "Wassit do?"
>Luna smiles
>Gently
L: "It launches chairs at people."


W: "ah-Ahem!"
>You look down at the floor
>To the little mound in leather you let live in your basement
>He pulls his hair back
W: "It vas quite a task restoringk the room. Ve managed to recover a great deal of zeh glass even. If ve findt an artist...you could even place 'your' preferred image onto zeh wall."

>You sit back down
A: "Susan."
S: "Meat you?"
A: "Meat me."
>Susan grabs a handful of bacon
>She casually tosses one into the air over your head
>You eye them
>Snatch them with your gravity magic when you've got them lined up
>You eat
>Incessantly

A: "That all?"
W: "Vell, n-"
L: "Anonymous."
>You hold up a hand for Susan to stop
>She doesn't
>HWAP!
A: "AH! BACON EYE! BACON EYE!"
>While you fitfully clean your face Luna begins to speak

L: "It's been a grand few weeks hasn't it?"
>You catch your breath
>Look around you
>Even with all the dust
>All the silence waiting outside
>You wiggle your toes in the fresh green earth-grass on Bow's back

cont
>>
Oh yeah, just throwing it out there, but we should probably check on Al. Didn't we just sort of....leave him in space after we got called back to earth for that Blood Moon Ball business? Is he still an Edgecorn?
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>>2458958

>MAJOR LORE

What has Anon been doing with himself for the past two months?

>This is a special, write-in that will affect later quests.
Get creative! Support your favorite!


A: "Yeah...it has."
>You smile at Luna
A: "Cause we're home now."
L: "That we are."
>She sips
>Then sets down her cup
>Bold move
L: "This world. This universe even...is free now."
A: "Free."
S: "Fwee..."
>Susan crunches a stack of three buttered bacons in half
L: "There's no more fate to crush your hopes. No more destiny. For anyone."
>Luna blinks
>Lets the silence dig into you
L: "So you must make a choice."
A: "A choice, eh? I'm good at those."
S: "Debwateable."
W: "Most definitely debatable."
A: "Shut it!"
>You snap

L: "What do -you- want?"
A: "I-..."
L: "What will you do?"
A: "..."


MAJOR PATH

>That's too big of a choice now
>I just want to be a kid
-Go to school
-let Adventure come to you
-Build relationships


>I want more than a home. I want a kingdom.
-Receive leads on conquest oriented missions
-Learn more about Luna
-Possibly start a war

>I want to finish fixing things.
>I want a better world
-Mission to find missing or dead comrades
-Mission to face the Government bois that nuked the earth
-Mission to find Alabaster (your old Unicorn pal)


or
you fuck quest up
and choose


I want it all.

SESSION E-

W: "Um. Master."

cont...
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>>2458971
>you fuck quest up

I want it all.
>>
>>2458971
>you fuck quest up
>and choose


>I want it all.

Is there REALLY any other option to choose? I WANT IT ALL!
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>>2458971

A: "Yes, Wondo."
W: "Vat I vanted to speak to you about earlier..."
A: "It wasn't warning me about the shower?"
W: "No."
A: "Typical considering your accent. It wasn't the throne room?"
W: "No..."
A: "Well what the fuck, Man? Spit it out."

W: "As per your instructions. Or lack zereof. I've placed all of zeh precious metals and currency ve have been collectink into...banks."
A: "Yahuh."
W: "Zome of vich are on Earsth."
A: "yes."
W: "ZOmewhere to zeh tune of...%50 of our holdinks."
A: "...a-"

>Wondervon brings up a screen from his wrist
>It looks like a magnifying glass pointed at a tube-twist style television
>It's of a bank
>...YOUR bank
>It's on fucking fire

W: "It vould seem zir."
>Wondervon peeps over the screen
>His teeny eyes widen as he describes what he got mauled to try and tell you

W: "Vee are beingk robbed."

SESSION END!

SESSION RESUMES TOMORROW!
7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!

Have a good day at school, darling.
Always remember.
Whatever you choose.
Mommy believes in you.


bless

>Your phone goes off
>It's your most hated assigned ringtone

https://youtu.be/psqfShn2Y5Y

>Beep
A: "YYyyyyes?"
S: "Hi Anon!"
A: "Star fucking Butterfly."
S: "Hey~ sorry about almost eating your face after that whole...Nuclear explosion thing. Just wanted to know if there was anything you could like...take as a favor? Like maybe an apology? Or whatever."
A: "...You wanna help me with something?"
S: "Sure!"
A: "...Maybe."


end
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>>2458971
>>I want more than a home. I want a kingdom.
KINGDOM MUTHAFUCKA
>>
>>2458971
I WANT IT ALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE
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>>2458971
>in the first month anon has not had a stable internet connection, the last meme he saw was ugandan knuckles and boneless pizza which he has been quoting constantly and alienating his friends with
>all his social links took a hit from this hot fresh meme spam and he needs to work to get them back up
>the internet came back half way through the second month and all he did was get in VR Chat and spam De Wey at anime ERPers
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>>2458971
>What has Anon been doing with himself for the past two months?

What he's always done, EVERYTHING HE CAN! He's hung out with all his friends, he's shitposted to Marco and Star, he's gotten gains with Muscles and Justin, he's jammed with Oskar, he's gotten a background character role in one of Nick Cages new movies, he's hugged his space mom, he's upped his will the best he can, he wore dresses with Susan, HE'S DONE IT ALL!
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>>2458971
>I want to finish fixing things.
>I want a better world
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>>2458971
Y'know what, I really enjoyed some of the early creep we got and working with our circle of friends back in the early days of S1. I wouldn't going with
>be a ki-
>>2458976
...... fuck it.
>I want it all
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>>2458971
>What has Anon been doing with himself for the past two months?
Studying our magic powers, learning to control them and increase them so that we could better control larger groups of undead.
Strengthing our resolve, our WILL
And hanging out with Janna, who'd probably be interested in whatever magic stuff we learn
>I want more than a home. I want a kingdom.
There's zero reason we can't do this and find Al, everything else is unimportant
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>>2458985
>>2458976
EVERYTHING!!!
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>>2458976
>>2458971
>>That's too big of a choice now
>>I just want to be a kid

>>I want more than a home. I want a kingdom.

>>I want to finish fixing things.
>>I want a better world

Ah.
Haha.


Ha.

Some things never change, do they?
It's impossible to have all three.
But dreams aren't about what's possible, is it?


>I want it all.
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>>2458991
Supporting
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>>2458971
>while the gov bois have been creeping
>Anon was building
>while Ludo was playing general
>Anon has been building
>While the world recovered
>Anon has been fucking BUILDING
Mewmus shall rise again, Glory to McMoot!
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>>2458988
>>2458980
.....Fuck it!

>>2458971
>>2458976
>I want it all
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>>2458976
>>2458980
>>2458985
>>2458973
>>2458975
>>2458993
>>2458995
Living life to the fullest means doing everything possible.
so, I want it all and having spent time doing everything possible
>>
Meme always wins. Votes are cruel
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>>2458971
>I want it all
Assuming "All" is all three of the above, and not going on some crazed universe conquering path.
>>
>>2458976
>I want it all.
>>
>>2458991
This seems pretty good
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>>2459006
what exactly is everything possible though?
I don't know but I'm already voting for it because it seems like Anon.

>>2459008
DNA of the soul brother.
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>>2458971
>Practicing his magic and seeing the Universe and the worlds it holds
>>I just want to be a kid
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>>2458971
>>2458976
>>2459005
Furthermore, I fully support >>2458985
>>
>There are people who don't want it all
What's wrong with y'all?
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>>2458991
>Janna
>not inviting fucking SABRINA with her crazy natural skillz
>>
Why do so many people want to go to school? We spent the last part of the previous season having someone else do our homework, we're not learning anything.

>>2459039
>not wanting best most compatible girl to play a role
Shame on you
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>>2459042
Why do so many people want to NOT do it all!? That's how we've always done things and it's been fucking great! It's what's so awesome about the quest, the balance between adventure and normal life!
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You know what we must do
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>anon spent his time training his powers, getting in tune with The Hole, his bond with Luna. New spells, possibly mutating some Psionics. He grew fighting the local horrors and monsters. Anon wanted to be ready because

>HE WANTED IT ALL
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>>2458976
>>2459046
SUPPORTING SENDING STAR TO STOP BANK ROBBERS
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>>2458971
>MAJOR LORE
With a now decreased about of immediate threats to his life, Anon has been about to relax and take things at his own pace. He's been exploring his domain (THE HOLE) and building up an even greater magical repertoire of skills and abilities. When not doing that however, he has made sure to not keep himself completely isolated, going out every weekend, and hanging with friends. "Working out" with Justin and the footbois during their summer training, gallivanting around the weird town of echo creek with Janna and Oskar. Making sure Sabrina and Alpho don't go nuclear for one reason or another, and of course going on lovely dates with his girlfriend Jackie.
Anon has truly been about to blossom as both and LORDGOD OF DARK MAGIC, an as a friend.

>MAJOR PATH
I want it all.
Just fuck my whole shit up senpai.
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>>2458976
>>2459052
>>2459046
Activate it
>>
>Training his will. His magic. His POWER. Lucicron embarrassed us. Next time we are going to crush him UTTERLY.
>Training/bonding with friends, family, loved ones. And minions.
>We told jackie we would stop going it alone. So we will. Keep adventuring with jackie and janna, get good with our undead bois.
>Play "fetch" with son boi dragon.
>Working in the Lab with Wunderwork.
>Find the tea mom loved.
>Just chill. Relax. hang out with Heck and Space antler dude.

So many rulers are mountain tops. They are alone, they rise so high above those around them. They are afraid. They doubt their own power. Others use them, so they push them away. Down.

We are not afraid. The strength of those around us strengthens us. We revel when others find their own glory.

There is also a fear there. We fear losing those closest too us. Of not being strong enough to protect them

So we sacrifice. For the coming storm. We prepare, and we hold those we cherish close to us.
>>
Whatever happened to our gun?
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>>2458976
Looting tombs and slaying dudes.
Practicing his magic and making things that shouldn't exist.
Finding ways to fuck with Tom's dad and you know doing something about that link he had to Anon due to Tom deal.
Trying to kill Ludo.
Going on dates with his gf and just hanging with our friends.
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>>2459062
We gave it to John in a certain omake
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>>2459063
>>2458976
Adding: Gathering and raising as many corpses as he can to make an actual Army of undead.
Maybe have those puritans put there knowledge of construction to use an build hidden outposts in other dimensions.
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>>2458971
>Write In: MAJOR LORE
Anon went on a month long dimensional hopping spree to see what kind of shenanigans he could get up into. Indulging in a vacation cataloging and exploring the various ins and outs of different worlds and their environments

Sounds like nerd shit when explained like that, but in reality it was really just Anon spreading the word of Memes to other planets and indulging in good old fashioned MURDER and CARNAGE, usually in the form of grand hunts of wild worlds that had diverged so wildly from the prime dimension they became Death Worlds essentially.

Some of the more notable examples of said Death Worlds would have be Catakin- A world that Anon was rather on the fence for burning due to its inhabitants, a cat like race of furries eseentialy only for their extreme love of knives and what constitutes as right proper knife was one point in their favor. That and the wonderful little suicide bombers that explode into a acid mist when you boop them and they make the most wonderful of squeaky noises.

Susan had to be reconstituded like five times before she learned the lesson of Do. Not. Boop. The. Snoot.

Then there was the dimension of Zarotha where it seemed to be under a giant plague that had already ravaged the human kingdoms there leaving behind an undead paradise only for a three way civil war to be going on between each faction. One that was working to destroy the planet, another that held to the so called 'king' of the former humans and another that was a rouge faction lead by an independently minded captain of the former 'King'

Anon would have bonded with the rouge faction if not for the fact the rouge faction was lead by a fucking knife ear. So naturally Anon subsumed the former loyalists to the 'king' because in his own words, "I'M KING NOW NIGGA!"

It took a few weeks, and many cracked skulls, but a chance encounter was just enough for Anon and the FOOKIN KNIFE EAR to come to terms. The fact that Anon was using the 'Kings' adviser lich as a sock puppet with Muscles did wonders for aiding this. Due to Jackie giving a call to Anon however reminding him about their vacation date near the beach and on Hawaii had your boi leaving the undead kingdom to the FOOKIN KNIFE EAR so long as she knew who helped her out.

Shortly after that Anon and Jackie went on a hek of a cruise with some spare cash Anon had laying around for their own boat, Janna got an invite but the girl was chill with dumpster diving at the dump for some sweet as fuck new digs for her hobo car. Speaking of which Anon sent Wonderbread to Janna for sprucing up her hobovan and well, the damn thing's a tank now. Maybe saying go all out was a bad idea with Janna involved?

There may or may not have been hand holding involved in the cruise.

On a totally unrelated note Anon got a BITCHING ASS KRAKEN HEAD for a display piece while they were sailing.

Cont.
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>>2458971
How about a little from everything?

Build relationships
Leads on conquest and learning more about Luna
Take on the Gov. and find Alabaster.

Maybe go to school every now and then, I guess?

In the past couple of months, Anon has been trying to keep it on the DL. For once, it seemed like he finally had just about everything he wanted: a real family, friends who would die for him, and a girlfriend who would listen to all the reasons why Griffith did nothing wrong. In short, a real home. Speaking of homes, Anon spent some time exploring his new kingdom with Luna and learned some sick LORE. Nice. Also, with reality itself no longer threatening to turn itself inside out to be rid of you, there was finally time to get acquainted with your new wand, to turn europop and free jazz alike into raw expressions of both your will and power. Do you even play scales, bro?

BACK ON EARTH: damn nigga, you be the fresh prince of Echo Creek. You've been showing Bow around the block: making friends with Jackie and Janna, secretly picking off Star Butterfly's laser puppies, etc. Naturally, you took a day off for for Jackie and went to the beach. Boi, you got roasted. Seriously, one of the worst sunburns seen on this side of the northern hemisphere. Like, Jackie wouldn't stop asking if you knew de way.
>>
>>2459109
>How about a little from everything?
I think the right way of writing that is "I want it all"
>>
>Get anger management.
>>
>>2459097
>>2458971
MAJOR PATH
I WANT IT ALL
>As in I wish to go to school to show the world that even when they think Anon would be another cog in the wheel he can be plenty smart.
>Nothing more satisfying than proving those haters wrong than picking that diploma up.

>Wanting A Kingdom
>Shit it's easy as fuck to conquer a place, running it though is where TRUE KINGS are made.
>Star think she's all that and a bag of chips, well fuck her and her royalty.
>It's time for the McMoot Kingdom To Come and be the dark jewel of all the universe for others to envy and admire.

>Fix all the things
>Well of course we're going to build a better world, starting with the kingdom as a base for our friends and allies to recover in!
>After all to fix the world you can't just donate hundreds of dollars to people and expect them to work out!
>Teach that man how to fish, he'll never go hungry.
>Teach a man how to kill, he'll never be defenseless.
>Teach a man how to live, he'll die happy.

>>2458976
Sure we'll ask Star for some help with THAT FUCKING ROBBERY WHO THE FUCK IS ROBBING OUR BANK?!
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>>2458971

QWONST DEMANDS

>all
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>MAJOR LORE
>Mapping out THE HOLE and learning it's lore from Luna (best Mom)
>Checking in on Hekapoo to make sure she doesn't have PTSD (She doesn't but she enjoys our visits either way)
>Learning to make constructs and homunculi like pic related
>Training ourselves to do more magic and bump our Will and Wisdom
>Training with the girls and taking them on expeditions (Jackie, Janna, Susan, and to a lesser extent Sabrina, cause that girl needs to learn how to control her mind powers)
>Making a band with Oskar and anyone else in our friend group that knows the magic of instruments (It hasn't become mainstream thank god, but it's getting pretty localy popular)
>Helping The Boiz (Justin and the gang) become the best football team on the west coast
>Managing Alphonzo as he climbs the soical pyramid, collecting dirt as we guide him upward
>Overall being a way more well rounded person

>MAJOR PATH
I
WANT
IT
ALLLLL
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>>2458976
He went and gather all the ingredients for the potions that would make him HUGE.
>>
>>2458980
>>2458989
>>2458991
>>2458993
>>2458995
>>2459005
>>2459016
>>2459018
>>2459049
>>2459059
>>2459061
>>2459097
>>2459133
>>2459196
>ITT Absolutely no compromise
I too, want it all, and support all the peoples listed here.
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>>2458971
>MAJOR LORE
If the discussion and discourse found EVEN IN THUS SESSION is any indicator, at least part of his time during the interim would be making sure that his crew from the throw down with Lucicron is mostly OK. We don't leave people behind, and we care about the people who see beyond our Abhorrent and Diseased exterior to see the rotten and broken core... and like it all the same. We were willing to throw off personal gains for the revivication of Susan... I see no reason why Anon similarly wouldn't try to perform Self-Growth in this while also in the company of those he's encountered along the way. I'm particularly concerned for Al... and I think Heka-nee-san wasn't exactly in a good place either due to her ties to Lucicron, though my memories fuzzy on that. We also... pulled a pretty serious Marco with the whole Sabrina thing, even if Jackie is our girl..
>>
>>2458971
I want it all.

>MAJOR LORE
Hanging with the girls, getting together with Oskarr and chilling with those fine ass tunes, shitposted with Marco and maybe taught Star a little bit more about memes.

Gone on a few adventures with Jackie and Janna and tried hanging with Hekapoo, see how she was getting along after she got Hekanapped.

HUNG OUT WITH OUR DIRT BRO AND DO DIRT MAN STUFF
>>
so a mix between getting stronger and hanging out with friend-os? I can dig that.

Also were getting predictable. We should pick something random next time.
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I see...

>Anon wants it all

What a surprise.


SESSION START!


https://youtu.be/s21iRlT-uxA

>These last few weeks
>Have been even more of a blur than the war on fate
>School
>Fights
>School
>Adventure
>You're a fucking monster
>Your head always hurts in bright lights
>Your bones ache
>Yet the results...

>Jackie and you have become so close
>She's built some...skills

>Janna and her new magiks are growing
>She doesn't get along with her teacher
>When she listens however she gets closer to even rivaling some of your spells

>Outside are the skeletons
>Your minions
>Sustained by WILL and the power of your screaming Wand

>You look Luna dead in her fuscia eyes

A: "I have so much..."
L: "You have a life."
A: "I want MORE life!"

>You spit into the phone
A: "Star."
S: "Me?"
A: "No, Marco."
M: "Me?"
>You hear in the background
A: "NOT YOU!"
S: "Be clear, Anon. Whadya want?"

>You roll your sax over your shoulders
A: "I want it all."
>You blast a few notes
>Lightning strikes outside

M: "...that's pretty vague."
A: "FINE! I'LL BE SPECIFIC!"


>Be specfic
>What do you want RIGHT NOW?


>Go slapp the thieves stealing your alien gold

>Go to school, send skeletons to deal with thieves

>Send Star and Marco (Persuade)

>Send Susan (She doesn't go to school)
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>>2461667
Send Star and Marco, bring Susan with us to school to get an education!
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>>2461667
>Send Star and Marco (Persuade)
>Go to school, send skeletons to deal with thieves
>What do you mean we dont bring Susan to school with us?
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>>2461667
>>2461671

Send Star (and maybe Marco) because we promised Jackie we'd meet up with her!
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>>2461667
>>2461674
also, bring susan for her edumacation purposes!
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>>2461667
>>(Everyone) Go slapp the thieves stealing your alien gold
If we speedrun this maybe we will make it to school in time.
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>>2461667
>>Go to school, send skeletons lead by Susan to deal with the thieves
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>>2461667
Send star and Marco with some backup, ask nice
Give em some spooky backup

Meet with Jackie and bring suzu
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>>2461667
>Go slapp the thieves stealing your alien gold
>Bring Star and Marco with
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>>2461681
>support

I like being nice, it's so rare
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>>2461667
>What do you want RIGHT NOW?
Hmmm, to gang gang around with our classmates, while building up our resources to become a true king by going on adventure with our girls.

>Send Susan (She doesn't go to school)
Let her go. I wanna see her in action.
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>>2461667
Supporting >>2461678 . Pocket that favor. I got a feeling we're gonna wanna have them around for something even bigger when the time comes.
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>>2461667
>>2461671
>>2461673
>>2461674
>>2461681
>>2461688
send S and M, go to Jackie
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>>2461667
>>2461678
>>2461681
Supporting the triple combo, have Star and Marco check it out with Susan and the boney lads.
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>>2461693
Oh shit, right!
>>2461667
>>2461687
>Also bring Susan with
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>>2461693
>>2461678
>not taking susan with us in general
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>>2461698
supporting
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>>2461667
>>What do you want RIGHT NOW?
Right now in this exact moment? Give Jackie a big ol smooch. Realistically as to what we'd want Star to do? I dunno, agree to help Anon with his next big adventure if he asks I guess?
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>>2461667
>What do you want RIGHT NOW?
To keep our promise to Jackie and meet up with the rest of the gang and check up on'em. If we gonna be King'ing it up, gonna have'ta start learning when to delegate.
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>>2461667
Make Star and Marco an offer they can't refuse.

If they refuse, send the ghoul crew.
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>>2461667
>Go to school, send skeletons to deal with thieves
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>>2461667
>Send Star and Marco (Persuade)

We need to make sure not only or money is secure, but also the bank itself. Star can figure out a spell to put out the fire (the bank is on fucking fire).

>Go to school, send skeletons to deal with thieves

Normal bank robberies do not end up in fires.
This might very well be an attack against us. We need to make sure we capture the crooks so we can take information out of them.

Send the skelebois with specific orders to
0. Do not allow bystanders to be hurt.
1. Save your money.
2.Save the bank.
3. Capture the crooks alive if possible.
3.1 if they die bring their corpses back.
3.2 if they are taken by the cops let them go. We can bust into whateever place they ahve them to interrogate them ourselves.

Also. Can we Mind Read with Susan despite her not being undead? maintaining Telepathy with her would be pretty useful.
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>>2461728
>>2461667
SO abthically both send Skellies and Marco and Star.
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>>2461667
>>2461728
This. Though sweeten the deal with a cool $650 for Marco and add that the skeletons should act as meat shields for Star and Marco as well.
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>>2461667
>>2461745
Also, remember to tell Star and Marco that we'll be sending robo-skeltals to help them.
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>>2461753
>support, we DEFINITELY should tell em.....if we convinced em
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>>2461753
This, let them know that the dead stalk the land and they good people.
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>>2461753
>support

Spookys dindu nuffin, they iz good boys
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A: "Alright. I want you guys."
Su: "Ush guyzh?"
>Susan has already gotten up from the table and wiped her mouth clean of crumbs
>A small gang of skeletons have gathered behind her
>6 specifically
>A noble band
>Some have taser-spike arms
>Thanks, wondy

A: "Not YOU GUYS!"
S: "Us guys?"
A: "You're not guys. You're co-ed buddy cop pair with intense sexual undertones."
M: "We what?"
S: "Don't talk nonsense, McMoot!"
>It's funny how can HEAR the blushmarks over the phone

A: "There's a bank robbery happening just a few blocks from school. My dosh is in there."
S: "Your what?"
A: "My scratch. My spondilucks. My wad."
S: "I don't wanna hear about your wad!"
A: "That's what they all say at first."
S: "So you want us to stop thieves?"
A: "Nah."
>You pick a bone out of your teeth
>Stare at it
>Then bite it in half
A: "I want ya tah smash their heads in."
S: "I'm kind of a beat to a pulp first, kill if met with deadly force kinna girl myself."
A: "Whatever."
M: "Star! What's happening? We need to get to the bus."
S: "Anon says he'll forgive me for the sexual harassment if I beat up some stupid bank robbers."
>A Marco brand gasp burns the speaker of your phone with it's pure spicy moralism
M: "A ROBBERY!? I- Wait...that sounds super dangerous."
A: "Six hundred and Fifty dollars for yah if you do it."
S: "I thought this so we can be square?"
A: "It is. For you. For Diaz it's about the money."
>You wait
>Bite your lip when the silence gets a little thick
M: "I'm in."
S: "Marco you don't need that money-"
M: "I'm not letting you do something like this by yourself. I know you're tough but c'mon. Everybody needs a sidekick."
S: "Aw~ thanks, deputy."

>heh
>Marco never -could- resist playing the hero

A: "Well, later kids I'M off to school!"
>You slam the phone down
>...
>Then pick it up because that's not how cells work
>Hang up
>Text them the address
>Then look up to Susan with stars in your eyes
A: "Let's go to school, Suze."
Su: "Hewl no."

cont
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>>2461798
>>2461798

A: "wh-"
Su: "Pshh. On Mewni I'm aweady considewed an aduwt. Earth schoow's a pwison whewe they act like they're making you a bettew perwson."
A: "C'moooooon. You'll meet cute girls there!"
Su: "Cute? Humans?"
A: "I'm human."
Su: "Debwateable."
W: "Oh yess, Very debateable."
A: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WALKING SCROTAL WART!"
>Wonder shrinks from you
>Covers his eyes
>You hop off the table
>Throw your hood up
>Make brief eye contact with Susan before grabbing a nearby plate and smashing it against your head
Su: "What the fuck wassat fow!?"

>ANON HAS TAKEN 1 DAMAGE

A: "Had to get in the zone."
>You open your cloak
>Bend your legs
>Luna floats over

>She smooches your cheek

A: "b-bye mom."
L: "Don't you -dare- be good."
A: "I just won't get caught."

???: "Pardon me, Sire."
>You look over
>The skeletons are somewhat despondent
>Especially the one full of iron nails with glass eyes in his sockets

???: "Might we...please go help the children?"
A: "Help the children?"
>A skeleton with rotating saws for hands stands up
???: "Yes. The children."
???: "We want to protect the kingdom. Save Master's gold."
A: "...Yeah sure. Susan."
Su: "Want me t-"
A: "I want you to keep them from fucking it up."
Su: "Hah."
>Susan rolls her sword onto her shoulders
>It's so long that when she bows it SNAPS the head off one of the bone gents
>His shoulders turn as is the decapitation surprised him
>He does not look very concerned
Su: "I've aweady died. What ewse can they do to me?"

>FWOOSH

>You fly
>You SOAR into the dark skies of Mewmus
>Your new home

>Up ahead you see the doors that lead back to eart
>At the end of along pathway through dark forests
>You dive
>Spin

>Then
>With body braced

>SHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!

>You portal
>The second you leave THE HOLE

cont
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>>2461823
>>2461823

>Whap!
>You land
>Both sneakers down
>In front of the school
>Echo Creek High
>You crack your neck
>Sigh
>As the morning sun cracks through a few listless clouds
>As it does you see it all
>Your "home" away from home

>You see Justin, and a few cheerleaders loitering at the main seating area

>You see Alfonzo, the turbo nerd trying to get into the front doors
>Despite them being locked

>They aren't who you came here for however
>nope

>You want the girl
>YOUR girl
>Jackie
A: "Where my white women at?"
>You mumble to yourself
>Your phone buzzes with a few dolphin sounds

>TEXT FROM JACKIE LYNN THOMAS

J: "I'm in the back. The standalone gym."
A: "Coo."

O: "Dyuuude!"
>You look up
>Oskarr Greason
>A good bud
>A chill duderino
O: "Hahahaa! Anon! I'm losin' it up here, man ya gotta join me!"
>The idiot riding your possum statue mascot right now
>He has a blunt in his teeth
>In front of the school
>What a mad fucking lad


What do?
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>>2461827
Sorry Oskar, but I have a woman to get to! One that won't be stolen by ayy lmao's. Unlike you! Later!
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>>2461827

Join him of course
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>>2461827
Help that boy with stylish flai
>Starwalk his butt to earth and let him hit a sick solo while taking a fat rip
>Do the same to dynamic entry for your woman
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>>2461836
>support
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>>2461827
"I'm sorry mah man, but a very special girl wants me! Lets catch up and rock some tunes later?"
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>>2461827
Sorry Oskar. We gotta met with our girl back school.

Really wants to see us and don't wwanna dissapoint her.

Maybe later tho.
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>>2461827
>>2461833
This
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>>2461839
ALSO FUCKING TEXT STAR ABOUT OUR SKELLYS, QUEST YOU HACK!!
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>>2461827
>Climb statue.
>Jump off and glide over school to Jackles.
>Survey thy domain.
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>>2461827
>>2461833
>>2461841
>>2461843
>>2461844
>>2461847
JACKIE


>>2461834
>tripfagging

>>2461845
How about we DON'T
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>>2461833
support
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>>2461836
>>2461845
>Support these

You hack
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>>2461827
Support >>2461836 and >>2461845. Then head to the back towards Jackie.
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>>2461849

Ah shut up I do what I want

>>2461833

Supporting this shit instead
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>>2461827
>>2461849
To Jackie!
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>>2461823
Oh yeah, why is Susan still lisping if we resurrected her in a sick new body?
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>>2461866
It's a speech problem she's had since childhood.
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>>2461827
>High five the Oskarr
>Continue on to the Jackie
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>>2461866
no bulli
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>>2461827
>"Nah man, last time I had half a light beer I ended up raping a guy! See you later!"
>go to Jackie
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>>2461845
>>2461849
It's cool. Susan went wth the skelies to save our cash. SHe can clear things up.

>>2461866
It's a speech impediment since before she died.
She kept it after dead.
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>>2461879
Bulli
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>had half a light beer
>raped some kid
>now people want to inject 30 marijuanas
Will you never learn?
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>>2461879
>>2461883
go fuck yourselves together queers
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>>2461868
>>2461882
Ohhh, I thought it was because she was a zombie before. That explains it.
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>>2461888
No u
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>>2461833
This, and get some status reports on the bank.
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>>2461888
r00d
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>>2461893
>>2461896
>>
>Drugs do not agree with us.
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>>2461920

Or do they? Now before one of you say >tripfagging

I'll just have you know I'm going to be killing myself for this later tonight
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>>2461929
livesteam it
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>>2461827
>>2461833
Supporting
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>>2461933

If you fund me on kickstarter then sure
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First. A small roll.

To check for something special.
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>>2461979
OH SHIT SON
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>>2461979
SCARED
WORRY
HOLY FUCK WHAT
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>>2461979
>Double Nat 20

W-What's happening

WHAT'S HAPPENING
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>>2461979
OH CHRIST
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>>2461979
This is going to either kill us or allow us to ascend to godhood, I guess.
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>>2461979

WE IN NOW BOIS
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>>2461979
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>>2461979
な~なんってこと、これ?!
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>>2461979
It was a good run lads
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>>2461979
WHEW FUCKING LAD
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>>2461979
>>2461979

Well, would ya look at that.

That's going to hurt.

On the good news side of things!

>SUSAN AND ANON CAN MAINTAIN AN EMPATHIC LINK
>Because she was once BOUND TO YOUR WILL


O: "Dude! C'mon get up here! I know you can fly!"
A: "I also get remarkably sexually aggressive when affected!"
O: "So?"
A: "I have a girlfriend, Dude."
O: "I know! She's pretty cool."

What if you wanted 'more' girlfriends?

>You shake your head clear
>Glare at the sky
>Then pull your phone out
A: "Gotta...business things."
O: "Dyude! Yah wanna hit?"
>You think about it
>Man
>You do
>Tendies taste way better with a lil' grass
>Lil harsh grass
A: "NNnnNNNNnah?"
>You push it away
>Open your phone
O: "Jam sesh later?"
A: "Sure."

>TEXT TO STAR BUTTERFLY

A: "Hey, btw I'm sending some of my goons and Susan to help you two out."
S: "We lost."
A: "..."
>YOUWAT.GIF
S: "Oh! haha Sorry! *We're lost. Can't find the bank!"
>Star sends you a picture of the front of the bank
S: "Nvm Marco was just too tired from pedaling."
A: "awesome...please don't lose my money."
S: "Haha you sound like an opium peddler!"
A: "You have opium?"
S: "I would if I was cool!"
A: "Regan was right to overpolice."
S: "Huh?"
>You close the text app

>You open your MIYUND INSTEAD

A: "Hey. You ok?"
>You reach out to Susan
>You see her astride something fast
>She's kicking her feet as the road slips by under her
Su: "Yeah. Just getting there slower than I thought."
A: "It's so weird not hearing your fuckin' fuddness."
Su: "My brain isn't speech impended."
A: "Your brain isn't as cute as you, then."
Su: "Haha brains look gross when they're outside a head."
A: "I like em' that way. Means they can't SCHEME anything."
>Susan leaps
>Off of the car on which she was seated
>As she the skeletons on either side of her lunge as well
>She stands
>Eyes the bank
>Walks up to the concrete wall
A: "Hey, how are you gonna"


>BRASHCJHA!
>Sword
>To the bank
Su: "WHATSH UP. FUCKERS!?"
>BRRAKAKAKAKAKAKAK
Su: "AH! BUWWETS! OUWR ONE WEAKNESS!"
>She dives into the corner
Su: "I got this. Go to school."

>You snap out of it
>In front of the gym
>You open the door

https://youtu.be/3bNITQR4Uso?list=RDMM-vjZQZKVdUM

>You hear her before you see her
>gliding skateboard tires...
>You smell her before you see her
>Seafoam
>Sand
>Capri Sun strawberry
>Then
>You see her...

cont
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>>2461979
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>>2461979
Well, it was a good run. Quest over
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>>2462055
Plastic love? watchu tryin to say bout non's waifu dawg?
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>>2462055
>>2462055


>Jackie

Ja: "Hey, beastmode."
>She kicks up her board
>Pops some of the lime green gum she's chewing
Ja: "Glad you could make it. Didn't keep you from important business did I?"
>You smile
>Without even meaning to
>You lip twitches
>Your hair is on end
Ja: "Uh...Anon?"
>Your hair is literally on end
>It's probably nothing

>There are some other kids wandering around
>Some are playing half court hoops

>What say to your girl?
>Tell her what's up
>About all your insane dreams for the future?

Ja: "I've been practicing a new move. I wanna show you."
>You also know these benches are primo sit and snacc spots
>Not much time before class
>The air in the gym is gold from the morning sunlight
>She seems to be filling your whole vision up
Ja: "I kinna need to talk to yah about something heavy."
A: "Well it's not me. I burn what I eat with violence."
Ja: "Psh."
>Jackie grabs your stomach
>She gets a lil bit of your spare tire in her fingers
Ja: "One fierce little twinkie boy I've got here."
>Muscles tries to slap her hand out of the way but-
Ja: "Wacha!"
>Whoah
>She was too fast
>In the back of your head you're assaulted with the image of Susan picking up two guys by the neck while one shoots sandbag rounds into her gut
>She smashes the two guys skulls together before getting flashbanged
Su: "AH!? Wassat MAnganese!?"

Ja: "Anon."
A: "I love you."
Ja: "...You need to have dinner with my folks, Anon."
A: "I do?"
>Yes
>You do
>Or at least the last pair of months spent procrastinating on it says you do

Oh my.

>What do?
>What say?
>How handle?

>Man, that one kid in the back is getting wedgied so hard you can see his asshole
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>>2462084
Haha. Ha.


I'M SURE NOTHING HORRIBLE WILL HAPPEN THAT WILL IMPEDE US FROM GOING AND ENDING UP LOOKING BAD WITH JACKIE
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>>2462084
>"anything, I'll try my best"

QUESTION FOR QUEST,

WHAT DOES THE WORLD AND JACKIES DAD KNOW ABOUT US SAVING IT
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>>2462084
>Ja: "...You need to have dinner with my folks, Anon."
Oh shit! Right! We do need to do that! Yeah, totally babe. I just kinda forgot about it what with the whole "hell on earth, the universe is dying and all your friends forgot who you are" stuff going on at the time.

Also while we're talking to Jackie stretch Muscles out to beat up that one bulli in the background.
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>>2462084
"I have fought sea trolls, dragons, Fate itself, but dinner with your parents? It scares me."
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>>2462093
>>2462084
Do help that kid getting wedgied tho.
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>>2462084

I'll support this >>2462097
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>>2462084
>Tell her what's up
>Had an electric bath, ate with the boney boys, decided to try and take life to the fullest
>What do?
>What say?
>How handle?
Which includes doing stuff you don't particularly look forward too. Suck it up, agree to finally do it.
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>>2462084
>Externally
"Sure! That sounds alright, we doing pizza roll night or something spiffy and swanky af?"
>Internally
SHITFUCKSHITFUCKSORRYSUSANDADDYHAVINGAPANICKMOMENT
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>>2462084
>O.k.
>Hmmm.
>Oh my wise beautiful talented awe inspiring girlfriend.
>Would you do me the honor of informing of how I can make a good impression on your parents?
>I blame interlude madness
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>>2462084
>>2462096
>>2462097
>>2462099
>>2462105

THE ABOVE
lets meet parents!
and stop the bulli!
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>>2462084
"I'll do it but I won't like it

Also there is a surprising amount of Jontron references this thread
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>>2462084
>>2462097
Fuck it, supporting the Anon approved antibulli maneuver. Tell Muscles to not break the bully like the hundreds of other people he's smacked tho.
>>
I will support the anti-bully as well.
>gently though.
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>>2462112

>not

That's not going to happen no matter how hard we try man
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>>2462084
>"Jackie, what am I supposed to tell them? That mom's a recovering addict and dad's in jail?"
>"Or the shit? That my real mom is a space terror, my arm is made of monster bones, and I make Gandalf look like a bitch?"
>"I need you to help me out here, if this is gonna happen."
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>>2462084
>"Is that the heavy stuff? Meeting your parents? We've met literal lords of the underworld together, side-by-side. Fate itself has tried to tear me apart from you since nearly the first day I spoke to you in the cafeteria. And through it all, we're still here. So why would your folks be a big deal? I mean... it's not like if they disapproved of me, it would change your mind, right?"
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>>2462084
Gotta be open with her. Tell her what's up. Grit your teeth and tell her you're going to need some fucking help with the parents.

Calmly dispose of the bully at some point.
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>>2462084
>Yo Jacks, I actually showered this morning. Can you tell from the electrical burns?
>How do your parents feel about single parent households?
>Mind Screech the bully
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>>2462084
>>2462093
Yeah Sure... lets meet your parents.

You just gonna have to lead my by the hand cause my autism might blow up your house with spaghett.
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>>2462096
>>2462096

Sadly. Since the world was nearly ended by the author of your story, and Anon (poorly) rewrote it with the brief period he had to wield the writer's typewriter no one knows you're either responsible for goading the demons into an earth invasion OR the one who undid all their damage.

Normal humans are by and large ignorant of magic's existence. Although some are accepting of it when introduced gently.
Some are terrified by it.

See: Salem
See: The Inquisition
See: The unknown Governmental body that has been stalking both you and your loved ones making attempts to capture both you and your minions to dissect how a human can harness magical power


Also.

>Agree to the dinner
>Ask fucking how you can into her dad and mom
>Stop Bulli

>You look over at Muscles
>You nod to the guy who's doing an underpants execution on that nerd
A: "Siccem."
>You think at Muscles


>Jackie begins to explain about her folks
>While Muscles Moves for the booty basher
>While your brain tapdances with information and discomfort

A: "Jackie. I swear to god. How can you do this?"
Ja: "Do what?"
A: "This?"
>You motion to all of her
>As you suffer from the image of a Skeleton getting a grenade taped to his ribs then kicked over a counter

Su: "GET DOWN!"
>KARABAOOOM!
>Susan peeks her head over the counter
>She sees a belly
>With a huge outie button
>She looks up
>A massive
>HILL
>of a person looms over her
>He pants as he breathes

???: "You picked the wrong bank to save skinny bitch."
Su: "What FU-"
S: "RAINBOW KITTEN MAULER RAY!"
>STREAMS OF KITTENS OVERTAKE THE HULK'S FACE
???: "AAH! OOORAAHH!"
S: "Are you Susan!?"
Su: "Awe yew an Angew!?"

ROLL, ANON!

FOR CONTROL OF YOUR MUSCLEY ARM
>Muscles and you have entirely different ideas of gentle

>ROLL WILL!

>Roll ANOTHER WILL
>To try and make out what Jackie's saying
>Without getting Vietnamed by watching your pals


then...

>For Jackie's sake

>Compliment
>Ask for advice
>Ask out on adventure
>Ask her FOR an adventure

>DOn't think about Sosig
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Rolled 20, 20 = 40 (2d20)

>>2462199

Will do my lord
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Rolled 5, 16 = 21 (2d20)

>>2462199
>Ask for advice
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Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d20)

>>2462199
I will fuck this up, just watch
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Rolled 9, 15 = 24 (2d20)

>>2462211
>>2462199
NANI!!!!?!?!?
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nat fun here we go
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Rolled 8, 12, 8 = 28 (3d20)

>>2462199
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Rolled 7, 19 = 26 (2d20)

>>2462199
>Compliment autistically
>ask her for an adventure
>give in to sosig
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NANI THE FUCK

>>2462199
Ask for advise.
Try not to think about Sosig. fail.
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Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d20)

or not
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Rolled 19, 13 = 32 (2d20)

>>2462211
>inb4 double nat 1s
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>>2462211

...Someone.

Give me the odds.

Of two double Nat 20s... FOUR NAT 20s

In a row.
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>>2462238
1/160,000
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Compliment
>Ask for advice
>Tell her there may be an adventure in the future depending on how this bank robbery goes. I mean our bank is being robbed. Other people are robbing MY bank I mean.
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Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d20)

>>2462199
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Rolled 9, 20 = 29 (2d20)

>>2462199
>think about sosig
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>>2462238
I know the rules for rolling, but 2 NAT 20s? After ANOTHER set of 2 NAT 20s? You have to use it, the dice gods demand it
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>>2462258
>Another twenty
Goddamn some one sacrificed something to the dice gods.
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Rolled 7, 7 = 14 (2d20)

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Rolled 20, 2 = 22 (2d20)

>>2462211
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>>2462199
>>2462211

Double 20's in a roll on two posts with dubs

BLESS THIS QUEST MESS
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>>2462273
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Rolled 7, 12 = 19 (2d20)

>>2462199
>Attempt to ask her FOR an adventure...
and if she keeps pushing for meeting her own folks, well, then
>Ask for advice.
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Rolled 13, 13 = 26 (2d20)

>>2462199
Ask for an adventure/advice

>can't escape the sosig
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>>2462211
>>2462211

Under normal circumstances.
Goodness. even -these- circumstances. I would still need to roll what the dice gods would have chosen as our roll...

>>2462247
Even with these odds...

However.

>>2462211
Nice dubs.


A: "Checkem."
Ja: "What?"
A: "I said go on. I'm listening."


>Your eyes don't light up
>Not yet
>They narrow over to the right
>The bully is huge
>Cackling
>The nerd he's victimizing falls down to the floor and covers his eyes in terror
>Muscles taps his shoulder
>Forms a set of insect pincers clearly intended to rip his head off

Ja: "My dad's a man's man but really he just wants to be sure about you. He wants to meet your folks cause he wants to see where you come from more than judge your lifestyle and junk. My mom's gonna love ya."

>You catch Muscles
>Hash something out with him
>Deadly weapons
B: "What the?"
>Hilarious force
>SHUNK!
B: "UAH!"
>Muscles pEENCH
>Right on the nose
>The bully pulls away
>Muscles lets him fight
>Slowly drags backwards like a mantis shrimp suckling the brains out of a dungeoness crab
>Then


YOU FLASH
>To the battle
>A guy with a clown mask is firing his machine gun up into the air
>He's on the back of a car that's crashed into the bank
>Nearly all the tellers are hiding in a corner
>One of the robbers makers for them with what looks like a shotgun
>He's a stooped lanket
???: "OIroight! TOIME FER A DISTRACTION! Oi think RAINING GUTS OUTTA BOI US A FEW MINUTES!"
>M: "HIIIIIIIIYA!"
>Marco!?
>Being not useless
>Far from it
>He kicks the big fucker in the jaw
>Slides under his sweeping hook
>Knocks a leg out
>He sweeps
>HE LEAPS!
>One of the partners makes for his head with a 9 mil
>No
>You need to help

A: "How do I do this!?"
>You mutter
>Sweating
Ja: "Oh, Anon."
>Jackie puts her hand on your shoulder
>Smiles
>You smile back
>As you figure out what you gotta do
A: "You grew your hair out."
Ja: "Uh-...uh Yeah I am. I want more."
A: "It's beautiful."
Ja: "Dude it's like an inch longer."
A: "I don't care. More of you is an improvement to reality."
Ja: "Shadup!"
>Jackie smacks you, her hair brushes your cheek
>Your heart swells
>As you WILL ALL SKELETONS TO ASSIST MARCO
???: "AAAHH! THE UNDEAD! CLANKER KINDS! GETEM OFF ME! GETEM OFF!"
>Marco and the Skeleton gang smash the lanklet and his cohort

>As they fight one of their masks comes off
M: "What the?"
>The man
>Under the mask
>Is a fish
>Man...
M: "A MONSTER!?"
???: "Hey!"
>Says the lanky one
???: "HE'S a monster. Oim just a roo!"

cont
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>>2462305
>>2462305

https://youtu.be/6lEjbJZwCKo

>Meanwhile in the back
>Muscles has picked the Bully up
>Made a mediocre bullet hell game with great characters
>Then dunked on his ass
>Literally
>Into the rim
>Yet he does not relent with his pincers
>He drags down
>The Bully screams and looks to any of the other kids for aid
B: "AAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>Your brain is gonna explode
>But first

A: "I'll have my satisfaction."
>Muscles peench?
>Naye
>Muscles TWEEST
B: "AAAAHHH! THERE IS NO GOD! IT'S A GODLESS UNIVERSE! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
>Muscles slaps the frantic kid
>SLAP!
>Hey
>SLAP!
>Hey
>SLAP!
>The kid looks at Muscles
>Muscles realizes he can't say "Bitch"...

>SO HE PUNCHES HIS LIGHTS OUT

J: "Satisfaction huh?"
>Jackie grabs your chin
J: "Take me on another cruise/safari on that nightmare ocean and maybe."
>She does that thing she does
>Where she fills you strength
>By kissing you
>With no warning
>Right on the nose
>You melt a little
>Then remember

cont
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Fish peeps broke the NAP?

HM.

So... do we like... Hm.

No, ill bring the real for this Janna. Sounds like your dad will respect the honesty, even if he hears some things he does not like.

How up are they on the... *Gesture towards muscles folding a bully into a fortune cookie*

I want to introduce you to Jackies parents mom. You are where I came from.
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>>2462329
>>2462329


A: "Sosig."
J: "S-..."
>Jackie goes wide eyed
J: "Anon, don't."
>Your eyes glow now
>Because you're winning
>You LOVE winning
>You float a touch

>Witnessing both Jackie's concerned but amused stare
>Along with Susan picking Star up by the waist and hurling her into the fleeing bad guys

???: "FUCK THIS!"
>The mountain man grabs the lanklet
???: "Lizard isn't payin' us enough..."
>Lanklet snarks back
???: "OI though ee was a bird!"
???: "Shut up."

>Star is gnawing the big guy's neck
>Kicks him
>Until she's brushed off
>You wait until she's up before

>S O S I G
Su: "AW COME ON!"

>You send Sosig to Hekapoo
H: "Talk to me when it's Brautwurst. I like danger with my side meat."

>You send it to Janna
>She sends back a skinless goat-dick image
>Because she's skinning a goat dick
>In the cafeteria freezer
>Sick

>You send it to the skeltals
>They miss having cocks
>You send it to Luna

I've seen it all, Anon. Yet you still manage to surprise me.

A: "What is this, mom!?"
L: "A taste. Of what being a god requires."


>You lower down to the floor
>Jerk a little from the smooch
>From the victory
>The violence
>The fact you bullied some kid into atheism...


>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIING
Ja: "Ready to go learn something, Tiger?"
A: "Can I learn what that mouth do?"
>Jackie puts her whole shoe in your open teeth
Ja: "Sure. Get studying."


SESSION PAUSE!

I shall return at 11 to look at suggestions for how to spend THE DAY!

>Hooky with Janna

>Post fight Huddle with Star and Marco (includes some school)

>READ, NIGGA (go to class and try to psychically handle business calls)


Stay blesst

Love,
Quest
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>>2462331
One of them seems to be a 'roo? (Kangaroo monster).

The are probably some independent monsters or under leadership of Ludo. Better not come to conculsions yet.
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>>2462333
>READ, NIGGA (go to class and try to psychically handle business calls)
This, gotta get business done some time.
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>>2462333
>READ, NIGGA (go to class and try to psychically handle business calls)
>>
>>2462333
>>Post fight Huddle with Star and Marco (includes some school)
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>>2462333

>READ, NIGGA (go to class and try to psychically handle business calls)

Nice trips
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>>2462333
>Tell your life mate that somebody tried to rob your bank. So stuff might be happening later.
>Also ask her when is good time to meet parent.
>READ, NIGGA (go to class and try to psychically handle business calls)
>Seriously consider hiring Sabrina as a psychic secretary.
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>>2462333
>>2462344
>>2462350
>>2462350

whoo, psychic business calls
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>>2462333
>Post fight Huddle with Star and Marco (includes some school)
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>>2462333
>>Post fight Huddle with Star and Marco (includes some school)
Get a better run down yo, lots of collab potential there because there's one hell of a loose end we have skulking around that fits the bird lizard description.
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>>2462340
Well it's either Ludo or Toffe seeing as how they said he was either a lizard OR a bird. I'm leaning towards Ludo though, cause he's a Kappa which is like a combo of both. Although it could also be Dennis! Little fucker has caused enough grief in the past after all.
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>>2462371
If we want a run down on what happened we can just talk to Susan or one of our skelebros later.
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>>2462358
support
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>>2462358
This is some good shit. Do this.
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>>2462333
>READ, NIGGA (go to class and try to psychically handle business calls)
Anon is a king now, gotta get better at that multitasking.
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>>2462333
>>Post fight Huddle with Star and Marco (includes some school)
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>>2462333
>ReAd NiGgA

Alternativly can we go hang with Janna for at tick while on lunch? We do have scissors that does make transportation a bitch easy thing to deal with. No travel times!
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>>2462333
>>2462358
This works
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>>2462358
support
>>
READ NIGGA READ
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>>2462333
Fuckin’ Ludo. Always trying to screw with our stuff. I mean, all we did was beat the piss out of him after wandering through his castle and killing all his minions. Don’t know why he’s always got his knickers in a twist. Oh yeah, and I’ll support
>>2462358
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>>2462358
>>2462333
>>Seriously consider hiring Sabrina as a psychic secretary.
Interesting idea.

However.
Just because we can Mind Read with Janna and Susan and Sabrina doesn't mean that they can do that with each other.

Sab might also be too busy for it, and there needs to be a clear advantage on hiring her as an aide if we want to invest on that.
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>>2462333
Supporting >>2462358 . Star and Marco were on our payroll for that, and we had psuedo-comms for the majority of the fight. We can circle back to them at lunch or after school if need be.
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The delay is over.
I have been reading.
Work is out.

Time to count.
what are you doing here, Anonymous?
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>>2462633
Fabbing.
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>You pry the size 6.5 wide out of your gums
>Spit
>Look Jackie in her eyes
A: "Somebody tried to rob me of all my money today."
J: "Are they dead?"
>You probe back to Susan
A: "No."
J: "Is your money gone?"
>You probe again
>Then collapse back onto the cold gym floor
A: "They got away with half the gold I had...but not the cash."
>You sigh
A: "That's like...5 grand?"

https://youtu.be/_JmX-TFHawA?list=RDMMJdLPCADw2MI

>Jackie squishes your stomach
A: "OOf!"
>You play dead
J: "Psh."
>You open one eye
>There's a hand waiting on you
A: "..."
>You take it
>That's new
J: "C'mere."
>Those same hands push your hair out of your face
>Push your cheeks so you look up at a set of gleaming green eyes
>She's gentle
>Let's you fall down
>Yet holds you up when you need it
>She's good to you
>What are you doing with her?
J: "What's the angle?"
A: "What?"
J: "You're not in this alone, dude."
>You bonk your head forward
A: "Lemme go..."
J: "What?"
>You point at the dude who's neck is about to break from being upside down in a basketball hoop
A: "I gotta put him down before he dies. I guess."
>The bully moans, nearly unconscious
>You snatch his feet and set him down
>...
J: "That it?"
A: "Is what it?"
>Jackie bites her tongue while trying to finesse her shot

>14+10 dex

>She mega wedgies his ass
J: "Give him something to wake up to."
>You crack
>You cackle
A: "When do you wanna do the dinner?"
J: "Friday?"
A: "Cool."
J: "Which Mom is coming?"
A: "I-..."
>Huh
A: "I dunno."
J: "Yeesh. Emily texted again, didn't she?"
>Ow
>Are you that transparent?


There's a choice.

>Who goes with you
>To compare family dynamics

Pt 1/3
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>>2462683
>J: "Which Mom is coming?"
Obviously Luna's coming. Emily's a bit up in the air, depends on if she's not to busy fucking her boy toy and eating schnitzel.
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>>2462683
I mean, Luna’s preferable, but I feel like the dad’s going to be weirded out if we bring an inch tall lady with glowing pink eyes to dinner with us. Any way we can make her look a little more, er, innocuous?
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>>2462699
>Any way we can make her look a little more, er, innocuous?

I'm fairly sure if we ask her too she'll size herself up to normal, or give a well explained reason why she should stay tiny.
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>>2462683
We'll bring Luna as our other Mum is currently in another country.

We dont' have a problem shut up we're conveniently forgetting the scissors
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>>2462683
>I have thought about this quite a bit.
>Luna, she is my family.
>Emily? Biomom? Mom? Its complicated.
>Not bringing her because "its complicated" is not family.
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They can handle Luna guys. Jackie tells them about us right?

Not to mention... we are not totally normal are we?

And lastly. I trust Luna. She can handle one dinner with a mortal couple.

Which is to say she will screw with us fiercely. But not ruin our chance to make a good impression.
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>>2462683
Having Luna and Emily on the same table ensures hijinks, bring both of them. And maybe Susan too if we want to make it overkill.
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>>2462683
Gonna have to hope they don’t ask to meet dear old dad. Maybe we can just ring up Nick Cage or something if it comes to that.
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>>2462683
Lets try for whatever we can get.
Lets bring them both, .
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>>2462714
if we can I mean
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>>2462683
Just Luna. It kinda seems like Emily's given up on this whole Being A Mother thing, after all.
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>>2462683
>>2462683


>You head off to class first
>Star texts you in the middle of History
>Bitch
>Doesn't she know how important Emperor Nero is to you?
>How important he SHOULD BE
>To EVERYONE!?

>TEXT WITH STAR BUTTERFLY
A: "what"
S: "ANON! WHAT THE HECK!?"
A: "Whaaat? I'm in class!"
S: "Y-"
>She doesn't send anything for like 2 minutes
>You text to probe
A: "Could you not do this until like lunch?"
S: "I'M TRYING TO FIND THE RIGHT GIF FOR THIS."

>pic related

A: "so, what?"
S: "MARCO GOT SHOT, ANON!"
>...
A: "Shit."
S: "ANON"
A: "SHIT."
S: "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS, ANON"

>Crisis 1
>Yah old B igga has been shot

A: "CALL AN AMBULANCE!"
S: "I DON'T KNOW HOW!"
A: "WHERE IS HE SHOT!?"
S: "uH"
A: "THAT AIN'T NO BODY PART I EVER HEARD OF BITCH. PLS MAGIC UP SOME ANATOMY BOOKS!"
S: "His BUTT ok!? HIS BUTT!"
A: "..."

>Nice
>Still might need immediate medical attention


Su: "Boss..."
>Susan hits you up
>You look through her eyes
>3 skeletons have been blown apart
>Some have their tech scavenged
>The vault is blown the hell open
>Yet the only image you get is Star
>Freaking out over Marco
>Who's seated on a mountain of office printer paper
>Wincing
M: "AAAHhhhHUUhhh Star! Get my phone! Call a hospital!"
S: "What does a HOSPITAL SOUND LIKE!?"

???: "A slow death."
>Susan slaps the voice box out of Iron nails skeleton
???: "I can talk because I'm 'haunted' too you know."
A: "Suze. You ok?"
>Susan is still staring at Star
Su: "Is that?"
A: "No. No it is NOT Moon, Susan pls that's her daughter."
>Star turns and looks up at Susan
S: "Do you speak hospital!?"


cont
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>>2462714
that like adding oil and water together.
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>>2462719

>Susan is petrified by Star's image
>Her hueg eyes
>Her silly mannerisms
>The fact she bit a guy's ear off during that fight
>Uh-
>Uh oh
A: "SUSAN MCMOOT!"
Su: "AH!"
S: "Who are you talking to?"
Su: "My dad...bwothew...master dude."
S: "Anon?"
Su: "Yuh."
S: "Well STOP! HELP ME!"

>Susan thinks at you
Su: "Whut du?"
A: "MUffuckin UHHHHHHH"

>She could aide Marco and Star
>Or chase the crooks to get your dosh

>She could search the crime scene before the cops get there
>There might be something left behind
>NEXT CHOICES

-What do with the aftermath?

>NEW CRISIS

-Your minion/pal has a crush
-On Star fucking Butterfly

A: "I hate."

>The souls of those skeletons have returned to your wand

Pt 2/3
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I say bring none. It's safer, we can just say "My parents couldn't make it" if they ask, which isn't a lie.

I'm worried about Luna upsetting them and Anon is awkward enough with Emily's non-involvement in his life making things more awkward.
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>>2462683
>Normal humans are by and large ignorant of magic's existence. Although some are accepting of it when introduced gently. Some are terrified by it.

Caution might be advised, but Jackie immediately brought up "which", which seems to think she trusts her parents to not completely freak out. That and >>2462717 seems to have a point.

Jackie seems to have concerns about her dad... we prove we're a man's man... even ended up getting a place of our own, pulling ourselves up from our bootstraps and what not, we should be in the clear.
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>>2462728
>I'm worried about Luna upsetting them
She'll be fine, Luna's great at dinner. Did you not see the composure she held at breakfast this morning?
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>>2462714
>>2462712
>>2462710
Bringing both Luna AND Emily can only mean trouble.

Jackie's parents are bout to ask questions and We don't want drama to come out of it.
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>>2462724
>Your minion/pal has a crush
>On Star fucking Butterfly
Oh well, Susan had a good run, she’s disowned now. Jokes aside, she should probably chase down the criminals. Unless she’s got magical healing powers I don’t really see how she can help Marco any more then Star is. Can we just excuse ourselves for a moment, go into a bathroom, open a portal, pop over to the bank, fix Marco’s ass, and get back to school? Should taken five minutes tops. Leave one or two skele’s behind to scour the crime scene.
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Guys can we give Susan a dick? Preferably Rasputin's https://www.local-life.com/st-petersburg/articles/rasputins-penis
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>>2462724
>FUCKING SCISSORS THERE and do a Blood For Blood or something; Marco bleeding out is obviously the biggest emergency we can think of
We need that spicy boi pucci
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>>2462734
Yeah but that's with Anon. She likes Anon. He's her son.
Jackie's parents are not her son.
If they rub her the wrong way, she'll get... retaliatory.
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>>2462742
Yes but we'll be there with the express intention of making a good impression. Have a bit more faith in our mom man.
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>>2462724
Have Susan help Marco and Star

Get over there and investigate the crime scene!
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Okay, so Susan wants Star but Star's not really into ladybits probably, right?
And Anon wants Marco but what if that's too gay for you bitchass anons?
Easy.
We steal Marco's dick, and give it to Susan, and then give Marco her cunt.
Everybody wins, nobody is gay.
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>A."What if... I were to command my minions and disguise them as my own parents...?"

>A."Ho ho ho~ Delightfully Devilish, Anon!"
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>>2462724
OH. NO. THIS IS BAD. SUSAN PLS. Just because you have a new hormonal charged body with high levels of...
SHIT!

Get the bat ready, and by bat i mean Muscles' Pimp Hand. Susan her own girl, but if Star so much as breathes at her wrong Star gonna get the PIMPEST OF SLAPS.
>>2462719
Meanwhile have Sus help the two idiots with fixing Marco's butt. Have the Skele bois work together to chase after the Crooks by at least following after the car so we can track them.

If it is impossible to actually track donw the truck then they need to go CSI on the crime scene. Also contact Wonderbread and make sure our shit is insured damn it.

Also still choosing the Bring Luna with us To meet the parents type deal because cmon its Luna she's pretty much our space mom
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>>2462752
This guy has the right idea, ignore previous vote, full support.
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>>2462724
>We dont hate star...
>More than we hate anyone else anyway.
>Have her help them.
>Schedule the shovel talk for star later today.
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>>2462683
>>2462717
changing support to >>2462751
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>>2462751
Aren’t our minions a bunch of village yokels? They’re going to sound like complete nut jobs if we have them play the role of our parents.
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>>2462724
>Instruct Susan to assist Star and Marco
>Skullboi's Rollout... Not sure if we still have them, but our mini, mobile scout Skullcar should be able to follow after the crooks.
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>>2462724
>>2462748
>>2462752
>>2462756

This works too, but let Susan do as she will!
She's a strong independent revenant!
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Actually. I liked the scissors thing.
New vote.
>Susans first crush.
>Sweet. Pen star in for a shovel talk later.
>Ask to use the restroom.
>Scissor open a portal to the bank in class and use blood for blood on marco.
>Head back too class.
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>>2462777
>>Susans first crush.
Noooot really.
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>>2462777
That we know of?

Also healing marco would give muscles the chance to perform but surgery on him.
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>>2462719
Alright maggots. Time for planning.

>Ask Ms. Skullnik to go to the men's Bathroom.
>Tell Star to Scissor herself and Marco into there.
>BFB Marco
3. Get Susan to chase after the crooks with the remaining skeletons. If we get at least ONe fot ehm we can interrogate him using Mind Read. Then we can figure out they they are hiding out and how to get our cash back.

PS: We need to get Susan a pair of Scissors. Hekapoo can Challenge her and we can see how good she can be.
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>>2462790
be less of a faggot
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>>2462792
Rude.
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>>2462724
>Excuse ourselves to go to the restroom and scissor over to them
>BfB a Skeltal into Marco
>take them back to school
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>>2462809
>>2462790
Yes. Scissoring to them from the bathroom might be a better idea.

We can Mind Read Sabrina to ask her if she can cover for us regarding the teacher and whatever she says.
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>>2462724
Excuse ourselves and head to the restroom.
Portal to bank in restroom.
Heal the brown boy booty.

Steam ham jackie's parents with minions mad for the occasion.

Susan look for clues.
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>>2462790
This. And don't forget to remove the bullet from his ass before healing him1
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>>2462724
>>2462724

>While still reeling about all this
>Your first day back on the job and all sorts of shit is hitting the fan
>You snap to attention once or twice in class
>Take notes

https://youtu.be/77R1Wp6Y_5Y?list=RDMMJdLPCADw2MI

>All while dealing with Marco
>Susan
>Trying not to think about certain things
>Certain people
>Because when you do
>It makes things funny
>Full of static
>You reach out to all your available contacts

>Someone has it the fuck out for you
>You have so much ahead
>So much

Isn't it fantastic? How much time there is now? How much freedom?

A: "Heh. Sure is."

>Is it?

>You tune out the world for a while
>Get the goons on the horn

>First
>Your inter dimensional frequent flier source
>Hekapoo
A: "Ayo."
H: "Huh?"
A: "It's Anon. Whaddup?"
H: "Stuck in a stupid meeting with my brothers. Whatup short stack?"
A: "Y-you're the...not-"
H: "Haha who knows? Maybe you're a late bloomer."
A: "Hek pls someone wants to steal my shit."
H: "What shit?"
A: "Muh financial security."
H: "Is it those snake people that masquerade as your species' leaders?"
A: "Is that real?"
H: "Look at what else is real."
A: "Sheeeeeeeit"
H: "If you're worried about cash. I know some stuff that needs doing out here."
A: "Huh?"
H: "What level are you now?"
A: "15."
H: "Dan, Anon. Yer bobbies."
A: "Please stop reading meme fiction."
H: "Read? Bitch I listen to it on text to speech."
>Hek has been putting shitposts in audio format into her ears
A: "WHY?"
H: "Cause nobody else is. Plus, I gotta be hands free most of the time."
A: "Get to the point with this adventure crap."
H: "Come hit me up once you're ready for some serious dangerous dynamics. I got the lowdown on all the hijinks. I'm epic tier. People beg for my kind of juice."
A: "Sick. Gettin' powerleveled."
H: "How do you feel about sperm donation?"
A: "As the son of a donor I'd like to see it be more hands-off."
H: "Haha"

cont
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>>2462724
Swapping Votes from >>2462775 to >>2462809 . Was really hoping we could stay out and play king, but the only other options we got for heals have been Funions and Al.
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>>2462834
>>2462834


>You think a moment
>Then quickly realize you are not about to handle all of this shit at school
>At least not well if you're saving Marco's literal ass
>So you seek out Sabr-
>oh
>Wait
>She's not at school
>You peel the town apart
>Brittney's angery internal screeches can be picked up all the way near the cafeteria
>Eventually you find her at home
>She's showering


A: "Sab."
Sa: "AH!"
>She slips
>Catches herself on the curtain
Sa: "A-AN-anAO"
A: "Don't worry. I can't see you. Thank goodness."
Sa: "o-oh.."
>Your Longest OOF ever.webm
A: "You ok?"
Sa: "I'm s-...I'm sorta si-ACHOO!"
>When she sneezed
>Your psychic connection fizzled
A: "What in the shit?"
Sa: "Do you need to swear into my mind? I think that might send me to hell if I let it happen too much."
A: "..."
>You check your pants
>Yep
>Like everything else
>You're hard from that purity
A: "What's the word?"
Sa: "Why are you asking me? I thought you were cool now?"
A: "Now and always. Just not plugged in. You run with the big dogs. Or like...limp. Awkwardly in their dust trail."
Sa: "thanks"
A: "Somebody gonna shoot up the place? We got a dance soon?"
Sa: "There's a cheer meet soon. Uh....I don't follow much but-"
A: "But?"
Sa: "BUT I DON'T BELIEVE THEM!"
>Ow
>Your mind's ear
A: "Believe what?"
Sa: "I-i I only read the posts for the humor?"
>What is she talking about?
A: "What are you talking abou-"
Sa: "THE PLOT TOO! It's surprisingly good once you get past the spelling errors..."
A: "WHAT."
Sa: "I-"
A: "THE FUCK"
Sa: "Th-"
A: "IS YOU ON ABOUT!?"

>You have to look around the room for a second
>You just screamed that out loud
A: "THE FUC YA'LL LOOKIN' AT?"

>Back into your head

cont
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>>2462843
>>2462843

Sa: "Thd-t-e"
A: "Who THINKS in stutters, SABRINA?"
Sa: "The STORIES, ANON! OK!? I READ THEM! I READ THEM ALL! ESPECIALLY THE ONES WITH YOU AND JUSTIN IN THEM!"

A: "...whosmb."
Sa; "The website? EchoCreekChronicles.com..."
A: "..."
Sa: "Somebody's been writing fanfiction about you."
A: "..."
Sa: "A lot."
A: "..."
Sa: "With shipping."
A: "DOT DOT DOT."
Sa: "Everybody's seen it."


SESSION
END!


Now, friends we get a taste of what's to come

>Anon has selected the hardest difficulty for the quest
>The forces of his ruin will be everywhere
>The forces of tribulation will always lie in wait
>Yet he must go on
>He must

How else can you get the world that you deserve?
>Does he deserve anything?


I will be leaving for a YUGE vacation next week

However.
Big matters/country style work can be done with MEGA POSTS!

Which will include a lot of crunchy talking points and LORE which will be shared periodically with the discord.

I shall try to hold at least one more proper sesh NEXT SATURDAY!

7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!

bless.
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>>2462847
Bless this qm, and his fanfiction withing fanfiction.
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>>2462847
>>2462843
Bless.
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>>2462847
>>2462847

Oh and of course.

https://youtu.be/h9COHyaFMU8

see you!

NEXT TIME!

ON ANON!
VS!

THE UNIVERSE!
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>>2462847
Blessed post. It's good to be back.
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>>2462847
>Who goes with you
>To compare family dynamics
Luna, next question.
>Bulleted Cinnamon butt
Ask for the restroom, scissor over yonder, keep from fondling the butt too much and use BfB on our spicy ex-brother maybe future lover. Susan explores the crime scene while the LADS high tail it after the car.
>Crush Crisis
Fuq
>Fanfiction
I demand Anon read it

Thanks for running Quest!
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>>2462847
Oh HELL naw you aint' going to just drop FANFICTION Stories being wfitten about us like that, an-

Oh god its StarsFan15 and AnonsFan69 trying to out do each other is it?
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>>2462866
This guy pretty much has this shit under lock down. Support.
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>>2462847
>>2462866
This with some altererations

>Who goes with you
>To compare family dynamics
Luna, I suppose.
>Bulleted Cinnamon butt
Send Susan with the duo to the hospital, investigate ourselves to do the job right, send skeles after car
>Crush Crisis
SUPPORT IT YOU MONG
>Fanfiction
I too, demand Anon read it
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>>2462862
Bless, sir. Keep it real.
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>>2462847
Our pure Sabrina? Reading fanfiction? NOOOOOOOOOO! But seriously though, why us? We’re some edgy memelord with a weird ass arm, as far as most of the school is concerned. We talk to ourselves like a crazy person, scream at other people a lot, and just kind of generally act like an arse on school premises. Who the hell would write erotic fanfiction about us?
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>>2462847
>>2462873
this but bring Emily too!
Also ignore the fanfics for now
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For all you fags who are too cowardly to go to the twitter

"In love and Leather"
Anon loses his way while trying to find a leather club. A friendly body builder shows him the way to his own heart.

JustinxAnon body oil fetish fic
-Delicate fisting
-Romance
-Sock play
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>>2462766
the Shovel talk is very important
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>>2462847
>Take Luna
>Excuse ourselves to the restroom, scissors to Marco and Star and BfB him
>Susan goes after the money
>Read the fanfiction
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>>2462899
>delicate fisting
>anon

Yep, he's the bottom.
Unless he's just that gentle
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>chance to go hooky with janna
>we didn't take it
I feel. A deep rage.
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>>2462847
Take Luna, but kindly ask mom if she can magic herself to a regular size
Bathroom emergency, portal to Marco and Star, fix him up, bring them back to school
Send Susan and the bois after the CRIMINAL SCUM while checking the scene yourself
You better be readin that fanfiction
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>>2462899
>going to twitter
>going to discord
Fag
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what was that song in one star vs quest with the people in skeleton/ghoul cowboy/mexicans wildwest costumes and they where in a bar drinking and singing?
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>>2464023
I got u senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YkZ1ZVcoMk
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>>2464241
wtf does senpai f a m change to senpai.
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>>2464245
yes.

there's several active wordfilters still around senpai.

t b h desu
s m h baka
c u c k cuck
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>>2464241
thank you
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>Monsters ganking our shit
>Marco gets shot in the ass
>This means monsters now have firearms.
>Someone is selling weapons to monsters
>implications of that are kind of terrifying
>Hek invites us to kick ass and FURTHER KEK MARCO FROM ADVENTURING WITH HER
>Susan has a crush on Star
>Someone is writing fanfiction about us

I'm fucking furious I live in a Eurofag zone because I keep coming late to the fucking party. I can't breathe.
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>>2462847
Hmmmm, so who are we going rip the spine from and floss our teeth with?
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>>2464483
Whom'st'd've ever the fuck decided it was a smart idea to rob us specifically.
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>>2464493
Not them, one of them said the lizard in a suit, we know who that is. I meant about the faggots writing fanfiction about our boy being a fucking faggot, and not giving us ideas for marriage proposal location/conception area's for Jackie.
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>>2464493
I'm 90% sure its Ludo
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>>2464509
Why wouldn't it be toffee?
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>>2464493
Gotta be Toffee. Question is why? He was buddy buddy with the spooks, last I remember. He should have all the resources he needs already. Which means this would more likely be a provocation.
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>>2464802
Because they were arguing over whether their employer was a bird or a lizard. Unless Toffee has developed avian features recently, all signs point to Ludo, or at least one of his relatives.
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>>2464850
Well from what I recall from the final audio recording of the MIB, there's a good chance Toffee was fired because of their own failures at the end of the universe. So he might be all on his own again. We'll just have to wait and find out.

>>2464858
Why does that automatically mean Ludo though? They also argued he was a lizard, what did Ludo suddenly grow a ligger tail and some scales?
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>>2464245
how new are you?
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>>2464507
>I meant about the faggots writing fanfiction about our boy being a fucking faggot
Boy do I got some news for you.
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>>2464866
Well, as far as familiar monsters go, Ludo fits the description best. He's vaguely reptilian, with scaly skin, but also has a beak and some feathers. Besides, while Toffee doesn't like us much, Ludo has more of an active bone to pick with us.
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>>2464940
>Ludo
>Reptilian
He does not look reptilian in the least. He looks like a tiny bird with a very obvious beak and no notable features at all that are reptilian.

Even if it was Ludo, wouldn't it be more in his MO to send those robbers to come and kill us? What's with this indirect attack method? Why take our money? Every other time it's been a direct attack. It fits more of Toffee's MO since this is an indirect attack with some underlying plant that goes beyond just taking our money.
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>>2464960
Well yeah, but we know Ludo's been getting smarter, or realized his full potential, or whatever. Maybe after we whacked his giant he realized that a frontal assault was either not going to work, or was going to be so costly as to defeat the point of assaulting in the first place. So he decided to bleed our funding dry, bit by bit, by performing heists like these. Besides, it's easier to mistake Ludo for a lizard then it is to mistake Toffee for a bird. Or maybe they're working together, and the two mixed up who the leader was between the two of them. Who knows?
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>>2462866
We should read it and then beam it directly into marco's head while he's recovering from his anal penetration in the hospital
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>ASK HEKAPOO AND LUNA TO BE OUR TWO MOMMIES AT DINNER
>>
JOIN OUR DISCORD!
ALL FAGGOTS ARE WELCOME

https://discord.gg/QWsHmAX
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Of course our Space Mom is coming to dinner
This isn't even an argument
Besides, aren't Emily and Ron both over in Europe?
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>>2464507
>He doesn't know
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>>2465974
To be fair, distance isn’t exactly an issue for us with the scissors. I don’t see much point to inviting either though. Emily’s a wreck of a person, and Ron probably thinks we’re some sort of evil space warlock. He wouldn’t even be that far off, really.
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>>2466071
Also don't forget Ron isn't even an adoptive dad of ours since Anon kinda wholely rejected him. Anon has a bit of an issue with dads (wonder why) and men in general really. So at this point he's just our moms boyfriend and we're his girlfriends son.
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>>2465763
Discord is for fags and you're a fag for using it
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>>2465612
I'm down for Hekamommy
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>>2466277
>misspelling skype that badly.
>>
>Have dinner on friday. Bring Luna, not heck. She has stuff to do.

>Excuse ourselves to go to the restroom and scissor over to them
>BfB a Marco
>take them back to school

>Consider which of your friendos is depraved and insane enough to write fanfiction.
>Laugh.
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>>2467114
Hek is more of a big sis type anyway. As much as I'd like to throw biomom and Ron a bone, they're not really what Jackie's parents are looking for according to her. They want to compare family dynamics. Before Luna there wasn't one really.
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>>2470492
Oh no, there were family dynamics before Mom. It just involved a lot of beating, a lot of yelling, a lot of drinking, a lot of sadness, with the occasional stabbing and attempts as suicide.
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>>2470570
Not exactly the thing you bring up the first time you meet her parents.
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its always wonderful to have this back again
>>
A test.

To stay blessed.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

SESSION START!

>Wham!
A: "I. Am Anon!"
>You shout
>Out loud
>While standing
>In class
>Everyone turns from the teacher to look at you
>Justin's here
>The closest thing you have to a healthy relationship with a dudebrah
>He's a leader
>A warrior at heart
>So he's the one bold enough to hazard a guess at your outburst

Ju: "Goin through some depersonalisation brah?"
>You struggle a bit to come up with an excuse
>Then remember your Charisma is 7
>Not 2
A: "I need to depersonalise breakfast from outta my ass."
>A few people in the class giggle
>The History Teacher grimaces
>Mr. Croc something
>You forget and don't care really
Mr.C: "If you need to use the restroom Mr. McMoot just ask politely. Not like a clown."
A: "I don't WANT to grundle in your desk so please let me outta here."
>The class genuinely laughs
>Mr C gets red
>You get a demerit but he lets you loose
>So you make like a goose
>And keep being a territorial assume

A:" Susan!"
>You bark internally
Su: "Yesh."
A: "Take our bois and chase down THEM bois what just robbed us. Get one of em. Alive. Or get as far as you can following em."

>A group of minions and one leader
>Susan grants competence to the bone lads

>Roll 2d20 (competence gets advantage)

>ShrrrrriiiIiiiip
>You portal from the mens room to the bank
>You emerge dark
>Terrible
>Wishing you had actually used the bathroom

M: " Great. ANOTHER pain in the rear."

>Marco is shot
>He doesn't know your intentions
>Muscles does
>He is excited about butt surgery

How break the news?
What do?
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>>2475793
"Marco, I'm gonna do something I've been wanting to do since kindergarten. I'm gonna get deep inside yo BOOTY!"

And then get to work without waiting for a response.
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Rolled 12, 8 = 20 (2d20)

>>2475796
Oh shit, right. Rolls. Duh.
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Rolled 16, 15 = 31 (2d20)

>>2475793
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>>2475793
Contact Janna about going to the bank with us if she wants. Better than peeeling goat's dicks IMO.
We need her help to find any clues as to who could it have been before the cops get here.
Tell her to meet us in the men's bathroom.

>>2475793
JUstin's a good pal. Maybe next time.

Call Star and tell her we're going to heal Marco and to cover the wound with something while we get there.
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Rolled 19, 3 = 22 (2d20)

>>2475793
>A: "Damn right, Marco. Now hold still, lemme fix you up buddy."
>BfB dat booty
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Rolled 13, 16 = 29 (2d20)

>>2475804
>>2475793
Aaand I can't seem to roll shit.
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>>2475804
>Call Star
Boi, we're literally right in front of them about to get to work.
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Rolled 5, 17 = 22 (2d20)

>>2475793

"Marco I have a quick question: Dry or lube?"
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>>2475806
>support
Buddy Marco is best route
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>>2475793
Star told us about your bootyhole, Marco.

Grit those teeth, cause I'm going in dry for that bullet.

>>2475810
My speedreadery needs improvement.


GOTTA PULL THE BULLET OUT FIRST
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2475793
Forget rolls lol
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Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d20)

>>2475793
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Rolled 20, 8 = 28 (2d20)

>>2475793
"You see, I came here for the booty. I tell you what: I like's ya and I want's ya. And we can either do this the easy way or the hard way."
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>>2475830

Wrong one boyo
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>>2475793
>pull out that bullet as delicately as possible
>heal him with Blood for Blood
>hand him his $650 for his services
>charge him $650 for our services
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>>2475859
>hand him his $650 for his services
>charge him $650 for our services
Oh yeah, can't forget this part.
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Rolled 18, 47 = 65 (2d100)

>>2>>2475793
475830
>>2475841
Fucking
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>>2475825
>>2475804
>>2475793
Haha. No but really. We gotta be careful with Marco's but or we could potentially disfigure those perfect cheeks.

Hopefully his mole is still untouched.
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>>2475865
Keep trying, friend.

>>2475859
I'm also supporting this.
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Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d20)

>>2475793
MY GOD WHY!!!
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>>2475859
I am in favor of delicately pulling the bullet out and BFB him.

I don't see why we should be a dick about it tho. He did help help us with the bank thing, even if it was mostly for Star.
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Rolled 1, 18 = 19 (2d20)

>>2475793
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>>2475891
Yes, and we're helping him out with his booty problems. It's called capitalism.
>>
Rolled 6, 15 = 21 (2d20)

>>2475793
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>>2475899
It's called being a prick. it barely costs us to heal him. You're overcharging your services.
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Rolled 1, 16 = 17 (2d20)

>>2475793
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>>2475906
>You're overcharging your services.
Welcome to America. That'll be four hundred dollars.
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>>2475909

Fucking single posters
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>>2475928
It's ok. He gets Advantage so his roll is actually 16.
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>>2475928
s-sorry
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>>2475937

You better be boyo, you made the nurglings upset
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Rolled 17, 16 = 33 (2d20)

>>2475793
Quest, anything except being a jerk please, I think it's about high time we moved on from our little grudge and start a new bromance with Marco
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>>2475961
Nah fuck that, fuck Marco.
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>>2475911
Anon's Empire will have much better healthcare than Memerica, one based on magic and blood transfusions.
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>>2475793
>>2475804
>>2475821
>>2475859
>>2475864
>>2475872
>>2475891
>>2475961


also these response-wise

muh roll: >>2475833
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>>2475973
Yeah, but that's not up yet. So until then, murica.
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>>2475961

Miss me with that gay shit beaner-sympathizer
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Rolled 15, 5 = 20 (2d20)

>>2475806
The roll Winna...
>19
Thy minions move at the speed of death.

Now to roll for your enemies.

>You stand over Marco
>Your eyes dully gleaming
A: "Thanks, dude."
>You partially groan
>Then you open Muscles' new blade like fingers and make for his ass
M: "What!? HEY! STOP!"
A: "Your love machine broke. We gotta fix it."
M: "Why don't you just take me to a Hahospitaalll!?"
A: "Don't trust doctors."
>Marco snaps up at you with his eyes wide
M: "Well I do! I DOOOOhohoh my AA- mmm!"
S: "Marco. You almost swore!"
M: "Star. Help me out here."
A: "Swiggety."
S: "I dunno Marco doctors aren't exactly the best people. With all their leeches, and blood humors and salts. Anon has magic! Pretty good Healy magic too."
A: "Swooty."
M: "Star I don't think you know how modern medicine wo-"
>Muscles scans
>Controls
>Buys Bitcoins
>Enemy spotted
SHINK!
M: "AAAAAAHHHHH WHAT ARE DOIIING!?"
A: "Helping. Star."
>Star is staring and concerned but clearly feels what is to come
A: "Get his pants off."
>Star has recognized lewdness

ROLL TO REMOVE BULLET!
Use muscles' dex

THEN ROLL
to try and not make it weird...
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Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d10)

>>2475982
My plane leaves in 5 minutes

Stay blesst

Mega post later tonight
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Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>2475982
>Rolling to try and not make it weird
Quest, who the hell do you think we are? MAKE IT WEIRD!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2475982
rolling for the first only
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Rolled 16, 10 = 26 (2d20)

>>2475982
Alright, rolling to save the finest ass in the multiverse!
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Rolled 5, 12 = 17 (2d20)

>>2475982
OR ROLL TO MAKE IT REALLY WEIRD
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Rolled 16, 19 = 35 (2d20)

>>2475982
ROLL FOR DEX


ROLL FOR FRIENDLY NON-LEWD BUTT HEALING.
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Rolled 9, 3 = 12 (2d20)

>>2475982
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Rolled 11, 5 = 16 (2d20)

>>2475982

Marco better hope the blood's lubed him up because we're going in dry on this one
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Rolled 9, 13 = 22 (2d20)

>>2475982
Have a nice flight, sir!
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Rolled 11, 11 = 22 (2d20)

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Rolled 1, 20 = 21 (2d20)

>>2475982
Check these 1s
>>
Butt surgery.

Delicate.
>>
It's weird
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>>2475982
DICE GODS, BLESS ME WITH A 20!
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Rolled 14, 10 = 24 (2d20)

>>2475982
>>2476087
Fuck
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>>2476087
Roll u dolt
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Rolled 17, 20 = 37 (2d20)

>>2475982
Rolling before heading off for the night
>>2476050
The fuck did you sacrifice for these rolls.
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