Eight years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza's army. Since that day, the Saiyans have acted as the emperor's loyal soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and facing down all who oppose Lord Freeza's rule. As mighty conquerors, crushing all who have stood against them, the Saiyans have made quite a reputation for themselves as Freeza's most powerful and loyal subjects.The tales of the Super Saiyans have especially grown larger than life. Golden-haired warriors, clad in equally glorious golden auras and leading charges against impossible odds: fighting legendary assassins, powerful demons, and entire armies by themselves, even facing Lord Freeza himself and surviving. Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 739. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan Berserker with a base powerlevel of 414,854, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father to Chaya and Chilli and an inspiration to the Saiyans and PTO alike. Your current teammates are:Meloka- Blaster, 278,714Chaya- Infant, 9,954King Vegeta- Blaster, 197,245Nappa- Juggernaut, 199,315Ubo- Brawler, 8,217,459Raven- Witch, 185Turles- Tactician, 184,993Broly- Infant, 31,925Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/iPAJeGJnArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute vote, 3 votes minimum>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins>Crits are 100, unless otherwise stated>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled within the 3 rolls>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions, I can and will use this power as-necessary.>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down if too meta or too out-of-established-chatacter>DO NOT DELETE YOUR POSTS! If you want to change your vote, post your new vote linking to the vote you’re changing. This simplifies things on my end and helps prevent vote miscounts>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: What You’ve SownLet's rock!https://youtube.com/watch?v=9qYNd3Ky9Os
>>2433902Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:After defeating Dr. Nefarious and watching Kvir’s moon explode, you and Meloka had accepted Towa’s mission. You both met with your daughter from the future, the three of you traveling with Towa and Mira to planet Namek to again confront Nefarious and the Big Gete Star. Fighting your way through the defenses, you again faced down Future Trunks, nearly killing him with a single attack before leaving him to another of Towa’s minions. Fighting through, you’d again reconnected your mind with the Big Gete Star’s computer, aiding Towa in accessing hidden information.With that completed, you then encountered a team of Time Patrollers, forcing you and Meloka on the defensive until Future Chaya’d returned from her fight with Ace, the three of you finishing them and Trunks with a Family Final Flash. With the battle won, you’d all returned to Towa’s lab victorious. Towa put you under for awhile, removing Nefarious’ programming from your brain. Upon awakening you’d thanked Towa and said your goodbyes, Towa returning you and Meloka to your own time. Youand Meloka were both exhausted after the fighting you’d both done. As we rejoin Karn, you’re just waking up after a night’s rest.“Mrrrmmm.” you groan out, sore from yesterday’s fighting. That’s rather odd, usually you’re not this sore after a battle. Must have been from using that demonic ki Towa’s given you the ability to tap into. Without opening your eyes, you ponder that as you sense for the energies of everyone around you. You of course feel Meloka’s strength right beside you, as well as Chaya and Broly’s from their bed. Surprisingly you sense another presence in the bed with them. Eyes snapping open as you sit up, you see Bardock’s kid Kakarot laying sprawled out on the bed like Chaya, the two almost mirrors of each other. You relax quite a bit at that, half-thought worries disappearing as quick as they’d formed. Well, you’re certainly awake now, you doubt you’d be able to go back to sleep.Well?>Get up and sneak out, let them all sleep>Wake Meloka, both of you enjoy a quiet moment together>Get everyone up, they’ve all slept long enough>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>2433905>>Wake Meloka, both of you enjoy a quiet moment togetherHell yeah
>>2433905>Wake Meloka, both of you enjoy a quiet moment together
>>2433905>Get up and sneak out, let them all sleepOne-on-one time with Bardock?>>2433913dude you just killed Iggy, I'd drop the name outside of your own thread for the next few weeks
>>2433921Whats an iggy?
>>2433905>>Other(write in)Try to sleep anyway.
>>2433905>>Wake Meloka, both of you enjoy a quiet moment togetherThank god you started after the Franxx livestream ended.
>>2433921Aw shit. I usually drop the name when playing other quests but I forgot it this one time, sorry.
>>2433913>>2433919>>2433921>>2433930>>2433936Wake Meloka wins, writing.
>>2433958Did we get to keep the Time Breaker Armor and Scouter?
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>2433958
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>2433958
>>2433905Remembering what Meloka’d said to you before about enjoying moments like this, you force yourself to roll over towards her, wrapping an arm over her and pulling her close to you. She sleepily mumbles for a second or two, then suddenly you feel her entire body tense up, a sharp hiss escaping her throat.“Meloka? What’s wrong?” you quietly ask, worried. She remains tensed up for another minute or so, tension rising higher and higher until finally she sighs out and her body relaxes. “Meloka?”“I’m fine, I’m fine.” she says quickly, leaning up and kissing you. “Just wasn’t ready for that. We won yesterday, didn’t we? Then why does everything hurt like we lost?”“So you feel it too?” you ask, picking her up and placing her on your chest then continuing. “I don’t really know. But I have one guess.”“Towa?” she asks, to which you nod.“Towa.” you reply. “More specific, that power up she gave us. All that power had to come from somewhere.”“Yeah...” she says, then lays her head on your chest. “Mmmm.”You don’t say anything else, Meloka humming contentedly on your chest, your arms wrapped loosely around her. You both remain like this for several minutes, enjoying the peace and quiet, and each other’s company. This is nice.Well?>Remain there as long as you can, enjoy the relaxation>Wake the kids up as well, they’ve slept long enough>Both of you get up and go get some breakfast>Get up and check on everyone>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>2434041>Remain there as long as you can, enjoy the relaxation
>>2434041>>Remain there as long as you can, enjoy the relaxation
>>2433936>Franxx??>>2433963>Arnor and ScouterNo Towa kept it, for your next mission.
>>2434059Post faster! I want an entire thread done by the time I hit refresh! I CRAVE more Saiyan Conqueror Quest! >*impatient quester noises*Also>Remain there as long as you can, enjoy the relaxation
>>2434041>Both of you get up and go get some breakfastBeen looking for some decent DB fan fiction to feed my shounen battle cravings, don't suppose you guys have any recommendations? I started reading one of Gohan who has visions like Bardock and Goku being raised by Kami.
>>2434067The one about Yamcha.
>>2434069The isekai manga one? Is it fully translated?
>>2434072Think so. It's fairly short.
>>2434067gonna have to ask about that too, can't find shit on AO3 apart from some good Bulma/Vegeta content
frieza's going to learn about nafarious' commands being sent out to everyone shortly, if he hasn't already.we should let him know we've already taken care of it.
>>2434049>>2434050>>2434056>>2434057>>2434065>>2434067Remain there as long as you can, enjoy the relaxation wins. Roll me a d100 and let’s see what happens.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>2434129
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>2434129
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>2434129
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>2434129rollan>>2434082This can be used as bait, where any outside party attempting to pull that on Karn (without knowing the commands were removed) means that they possess clear ill-intent towards the Freeza Force or PTO. This gives freezypop grounds to retaliate.
>>2434140Yes it can, but frieza should know they don't actually work, so he doesn't have to worry about it.
>>2434134>>2434138>>243413960/100. Interesting, writing.
>>2434145Oh shit we should tell Frieza about all this business shouldn't we?
>>2434237yes, yes he should.right now all he knows is that everyone is the galaxy was just sent command codes to control his greatest warrior and only friend.
>>2434041Instead of getting started with your day, you instead remain there with Meloka, enjoying the peace and quiet. She lays on your chest content, the occasional spasm running through either your muscles or hers. Next time you use that power, you need to be a bit more careful. Regardless, you enjoy the quiet moment with her, you shutting your eyes in contentment as Meloka hums happily. For several minutes you both remain like this, until you hear it.“MOMMA! DADDY!” Chaya shouts, launching herself at the two of you. Acting quick, you roll Meloka off of you, raising a hand and snatching Chaya from the air. She hits your outstretched hand with quite a bit of force, your entire arm lighting up as if its on fire. You control your expression as best as you can, eye twitching.“Morning kiddo.” you say as if nothing’s wrong. “Sleep good?”“Mmmhmm!” she says excitedly, forcing her way down between you and Meloka.“Did you have fun with Raditz and Kakarot yesterday?” Meloka asks her, your daughter rolling over to her.“Uh-huh!” she says excitedly. “Radis a jerk, bu Karot’s nice!”“Oh?” you ask, curious. “What happened?”“Radis was bein’ mean.” Chaya says, pouting a bit, then her face lights up. “But Bro-ee wen’ bwaaaa and kick Radis butt!”“Oh really?” you ask, raising an eyebrow at Meloka, her shrugging in response. “Then what happened?”“Uhh, I don’ ‘member.” she says happily after a moment. You chuckle to yourself and pull Meloka close to you, sandwiching Chaya between you both. She giggles, wiggling a bit to get comfortable then settling down between the two of you, shutting her eyes and curling up between you two. You enjoy these peaceful moments with most of your family you’ve made present. This is what you’re fighting for, why you push yourself to be the best. You look at Meloka, her smiling at your daughter’s happy face. This is why, this is what you fight for.Well, what now?>Stay here a bit longer, then get up and get started with your day>Remain there as long as you can, you don’t want this moment to end>Go ahead and get up, you realize how hungry you are>Get up, you need to check on everyone after that last battle >Lay there, telepathically tell Freeza what’s happened>Other(write in)
>>2434331>Stay here a bit longer, then get up and get started with your dayUp, up ,up. There are THINGS to do today!
>>2434331>Lay there, telepathically tell Freeza what’s happened
>>2434358>>2434341>>2434340Telepathically tell Freeza what’s happened wins, roll me a d100.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>2434401
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>2434401
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>2434401
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>2434401
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>2434401
>>24344122 seconds moon. 2. Seconds.
>>2434412Wow, Moon did something right for once.
>>2434412shoulda rolled sooner
>>2434420>>2434421>>2434432I do it because it pleases you.
>>2434402>>2434409>>243441070/100, success. Writing.
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>2434442fuck you, check this 5
>>2434472well it has a five in it
Sorry for the delay, back now.>>2434331Closing your eyes as well, you first think to Meloka and tell her what you’re doing, then focus and think to Lord Freeza.“Freeza, can you hear me?” you ask.“Ah yes hello Karn.” Freeza replies smoothly. “Perfect timing. I was about to send a call to your ship. We’ve recieved some rather troubling news here. I take it this ‘Dr. Nefarious’ has been destroyed?”“Of course Lord Freeza.” you reply. “He took the planet with him though.”“Oh well, that’s not a particularly big loss.” Freeza says, then you can almost feel his frown. “However, I’ve recieved rather troubling information regarding you. It is a list of instructions with commands for how to incapacitate you with words alone. Care to explain this?”“Yeah, that’s simple.” you reply. “When the Big Gete Star attacked New Salda and my mind connected to it, Nefarious put a bunch of commands into my mind to turn me into his loyal slave.”“The fact that you’re telling me this would suggest that you’ve somehow found a way to mitigate the damage this information could cause?” he asks you.“Of course.” you reply. “I did a quick mission for Towa, and in return she went in and removed those commands from my mind. They no longer work now.”“Must have been a quick mission.” Freeza replies skeptically. “It hasn’t even been a whole day from when you arrived on Kvir’s moon.”“She’s a time traveler.” you reply. “Meloka and I got sent to a planet called Namek or something like that, quite a bit into the future, then we got to destroy another Big Gete Star.”“Another?” Freeza asks. “There’s more than one?”“Not anymore.” you reply. “We blew it to hell where it belongs.”“As expected.” Freeza replies. “One more matter you should be aware of before I take my leave. Sorbet’s forces have picked up movements from the West Quadrant which are deeply troubling. The Covenant have begun mobilizing more and more soldiers to their borders, and seem to be gearing up for battle. The Tamaraneans have been preparing as well, sharing a border with the Covenant they no doubt are worried of a potential invasion. Battle with the Covenant may soon begin again, so prepare yourself.”“I will Lord Freeza.” you reply, Freeza ending communications.“Well?” Meloka asks you.“Covenant’s gearing up for war.” you reply, Chaya looking back and forth between the both of you confused. “The Tamaraneans are gearing up as well, worried the Covenant will invade them first.”“That’s no good.” she says, you seeing the gears turning in her mind. “Alright, guess its time to get to work.”That said, you both get up and start getting dressed, Chaya waking Broly and Kakarot and the three of them dressing as well then rushing off to the Mess Hall. Once you’re all ready, the first thing you do is->vote in next post
>>2434730Well?>Check up on your team and crew>Check up on Bardock, Gine and Raditz>Dive into training, you need to get ready for the Covenant>Follow the kids’ example and go get something to eat first>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>2434744>Follow the kids’ example and go get something to eat firstGoing to need food for those gains
>>2434744>Check up on Bardock, Gine and Raditz
>>2434744>Follow the kids’ example and go get something to eat first>Meet up with the team, crew, and Bardock's family and eat together>Also plan shit.
>>2434744>>Dive into training, you need to get ready for the Covenant>>Follow the kids’ example and go get something to eat firstWe can do both. AT THE SAME TIME!
>>2434753supportingyou can do situps while gorging yourself with meat
>>2434790have meloka feed us every time we sit up!
>>2434744>Dive into training, you need to get ready for the Covenant
>>2434747>>2434750>>2434751>>2434753>>2434767>>2434790>>2434797>>2434833Food and training wins, roll me a d100.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>2434891
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>2434891
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>2434891
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>2434891all aboard the gainz train
>>2434898>>2434904>>243490598/100. This goes much better than expected, writing.
>>2434730You and Meloka follow the kids, their laughter from further ahead bringing a smile to your faces as you both walk to the Mess Hall. On the way, you had an idea, so you decided to share it.“How about we get ours to go?” you ask, Meloka looking confused at you.“Whaa?” she asks, confused. “Go where?”“Go training.” you reply. “We can eat as we work out.”“Uhh sure?” she says, confused.That decided, you both walk into the Mess Hall and look around, seeing Chaya, Broly, and Kakarot already digging in.“Well well, look who’s here!” Silver shouts from the back, hobbling out to the counter. “Jim, bring theirs on out!”“Yes sir!” the boy shouts, running out with a massive platter and hands it to Meloka, running back and getting one for you as well.“Thanks Silver!” you reply, carrying them towards the door. “We’re taking ours to go, we’ll bring the platters back.”He looks completely confused, unable to respond before you both’ve left the Mess Hall. Carrying your full platters and snacking on the way, you both soon enter the empty Gravity Chamber.“Alright, let’s get to work.” you say, the both of you diving in. You don’t turn the gravity up yet, taking this time to try and work the stiffness out of your bodies. You both push yourselves to move, despite not changing the gravity you’re both soon sweating from the exertion. After perhaps twenty or so minutes you both take a break, food gone and panting in exhaustion.“So-Something’s wrong.” Meloka huffs out, trying to catch her breath.“Ye-Yeah.” you reply, feeling the strain in your entire body. “Maybe it’ll fix itself if we push ourselves just a little more?”“Let-Let’s try it.” Meloka says, you pushing yourselves to your feet, you walking over to the Gravity Chamber’s control panel. Time to take it up a notch.cont
>>2435073Hm, wonder what would have happened if we’d rolled poorly? Would we have been unable to train for a while?
>>2435073You crank the gravity controls up, adjusting the room straight to 30x New Salda’s gravity. For a moment everything is still, then it hits you. The force of the intensifies gravity slams you to your hands and knees, you barely avoiding falling flat on your face. You don’t know why, but the pressure is almost unbelievably intense. You struggle to push yourself to your feet, looking to Meloka and seeing her straining as well. What is wrong with you? You shut your eyes and focus on feeling your ki moving throughout your body. You sense it flowing throughout your body, and notice the problem almost immediately. Where the seal is on your hand is acting like a void, drawing your ki down into it and disappearing. Focusing on the flow of ki throughout your hand, you redirect it around that bottomless void, restoring the proper flow of ki throughout your body. The effect is almost instantaneous, with your ki no longer being constantly drained you’re able to stand. Looking over to Meloka, it seems she’s figured it out as well and has risen to her feet.“That’s, well, interesting.” you say, looking down at your hand. “It seems it was drawing on our power.”“I’m guessing we used too much power then.” she replies, stretching out and bouncing on her feet. “I wonder...HAAAAA!!”With a shout Meloka flared up to a Super Saiyan, then closed her eyes. Suddenly you feel her energy plummeting, yet she remains a Super Saiyan. You raise your eyebrow as she sighs out, opening her eyes and looking over to you.“It seems it works as a Super Saiyan.” Meloka says. It doesn’t take enough energy to leave you weak and helpless like this.”Well, what now?>Transform into a Super Saiyan as well, let it pull some from this larger ki pool>Stay base, don’t feed your energy into Towa’s seal>Ascend, try and fill that seal as rapidly as possible so it isn’t limiting your training.>Other(write in)
>>2435319>Ascend, try and fill that seal as rapidly as possible so it isn’t limiting your training.
>>2435319>>Ascend, try and fill that seal as rapidly as possible so it isn’t limiting your training.
>>2435319>Ascend, try and fill that seal as rapidly as possible so it isn’t limiting your training.However, start off by simply going super saiyan, and then SLOWLY transform up to ascended to see what happens, so we have a chance to back off if it tries to suck the life out of us or something.
>>2435341You know, we could take this as an opportunity to train our mastery of ascended as well, since we'll be spending some time in the form to charge our seal.
>>2435326>>2435327>>2435331>>2435333>>2435337>>2435340>>2435341>>2435367Ascend wins, roll me a d100.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>2435416
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>2435416ascension roll
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>2435416Let’s do it!
>>2435420>>2435422>>243542488/100. Not bad, writing.
>>2435319“RRRRAAAAAAAAA!!” you shout, digging into that golden well of power. Pulling deep, you focus and pull more and more power up from the depths, transforming into your Ascended Super Saiyan state. You sigh out then close your eyes, lightning crackling around your aura as you focus on your ki. Again you redirect the flow of your ki, now sending the vast majority of it down into that void, keeping some bacj for yourself. After a few moments your strength normalizes, roughly on par with Meloka’s. Opening your eyes, she’s looking at you with a mischievous smile on her face. “Showoff.” she says jokingly, you both laughing at that then drop into your stances. Between the enhanced gravity and the drain on your strengths, neither of you is anywhere near full power. But this is just perfect for training. With a shout you both launch yourselves at each other, right fists crashing together. You and Meloka grin at each other as you both push, neither of you able to push the other back. Pushing yourselves back away from each other, you and Meloka flip back, kicking off the walls and slamming into each other and clashing. Fists and feet, and elbows and knees fly, both of you attacking and blocking as fast as you can. You hold nothing back, swinging and blocking as fast as you can. For what feels like a few hours you and Meloka clash over and over again, until you both collapse, unable to continue.“Gi-Give up y-yet?” you pant out, again on your hands and knees, unable to rise.“Come o-over here and ma-make me.” she replies, you both laughing a bit before she collapses, transforming back down to her base form. You’re about to as well, but before you do you focus on your ki and stop pouring your strength into the seal, keeping your strength for yourself and transforming back down to your base. After a moment or two of your ki balancing out, you’re able to somewhat easily rise and shut the Gravity Chamber down. That done, you turn to pick Meloka up, but she surprises you and sits up on her own.“Well, that was fun.” she says, pushing herself back up to her feet and rolling her right shoulder. “I dunno about you, but I feel better now.”“Same here.” you reply, throwing an arm over her shoulder and you both walking out.“So what now?” she asks you, the door shutting behind you both. “We’ve still got 4 months before we get back home. What kinda training you planning on doing?”Well?>Focus on training Chaya, see what she can do>Focus on training Broly, help him with his control>Focus on yourself, keep pushing the Gravity Chamber higher>Work with Meloka on Su Ma using your Energy Blades>Work on developing new technique(s)>Learn someone’s technique(who’s?)>Work with Turles, help him control his Super Saiyan power>Check up on Bardock before you decide>Check up on your teammates before you decide>Other(write in)
>>2435742>>Check up on Bardock before you decide
>>2435742>Check up on bardock>Work with Meloka on Su Ma using your Energy BladesLike GD said, Su Ma will be far more powerful with energy blades, and we can train safely by blunting them as we spar.
>>2435742>Check up on Bardock before you decide>>Check up on your teammates before you decide
>Check on Bardock>Pump up the Gravity higher and try to Master SSJ further
>>2435742Are we gonna divide it up into four months again?If so, i'd g with>Month 1: Su Ma with Energy Blades >Month 2: Work on training our mental control with broly and raven>Month 3: Physically train chaya and broly together>Month 4: Telepathically contact guldo and have him teach us telekinesis
>>2435742>Work with Meloka on Su Ma using your Energy Blades>Focus on training Broly, help him with his control
>>2435742>Check up on Bardock before you decide>Check up on your teammates before you decideAlright. Team, unite up!
>>2435749>>2435757>>2435763>>2435765>>2435766>>2435770>>2435772>>2435778Check on Bardock and your teammates before you decide wins. Writing.
>>2435804>inb4 Bardock has Venom poisoning
>>2435804then traingin Su ma with an enrgy blade.
>>2435742“Before we decide, we should check up on everyone first.” you say, Meloka floating up onto your shoulders as you turn towards medical. After the short walk there the door opens, and you’re not really surprised to see Bardock’s already up and moving, adjusting his right gauntlet as he looks up and sees you both.“Karn. Meloka.” he says, nodding once to each of you, then taking his scouter from a very happy looking Gine and putting it on. “Thanks for getting them out.”“Of course.” you reply. “We don’t leave anyone behind.”“That’s right.” Meloka says. “But how did you know where Nefarious was hiding?”“We didn’t.” Gine says, then relents a bit. “A demon appeared on our ship, told us where you were going to be then vanished.”“A demon?” you ask, a sneaking suspicion forming in your mind. “Blue skin, red skintight suit?”“Yeah, that’s the one.” Bardock says as you and Meloka look to each other, knowing what the other is thinking. “What, do you guys know her?”“She’s a demon princess, and her name is Towa.” you reply, Bardock and Gine clearly surprised that you actually know her. “She’s saved Meloka a few times now, as well as helping get Nefarious’ nonsense out of my head“Wait what?” Gine asks, confused.“Long story.” Meloka says, you both laughing.“So Bardock, what’s your plan?” you ask him. “I know you went out solo as a mercenary, but what about now?”“I’m not sure.” he says, sounding uncertain for the first time you can remember. “I saw the broadcast about what happened. I can’t help but think I could have made a difference if I was there.”“I’m sure you could have.” another voice calls out from behind you, you turning to see your king, Vegeta, standing there flanked by Nappa and Turles. The young king walks forward, continuing. “Or you may have been killed just like so many others.”“Turles? General Nappa? King Vegeta...?” Bardock says, unsure of what to say. He was never exactly popular with Saiyan royalty, but you sense something else there too. Fear? “When did you-?”“I came along to make sure Nefarious paid for his crimes.” Vegeta said, deadly serious. “No one spills Saiyan blood and gets away with it.”“Forgive me, King Vegeta, if this is rude, but is it true?” Bardock asks, catching the young king by surprise. “Is it true that you’re really a Super Saiyan?”“Hmph.” Vegeta says, smirking and clenching his fists. Then with a shout and a flash, he transforms. “Look and see for yourself.”“No way...” Gine says, Bardock watching on speechless.“He’s not the only one.” Turles says smugly, clenching his fists.“Wait what?” Bardock says, confused.cont
>>2436051goddamnit GD, karn better call out to broly and have him transform too.Hold him tight just in case he goes berserk, so he can tire himself out.This is the part where bardock realized fucking off into deep space was the wrong choice
>>2436065the guy's base power level is fucking ridiculous thoughthanks to him abusing that fruit
>>2436080Oh really? Even after all that fruit, he's only at 570,000, while karn is at 415,000.Bardock is close to being able to transform, but still can't quite do it.He can't bulk up, he can't ascend, he doesn't know su ma, he doesn't know any of the various techniques karn has popularized back on new saldaHe's way the fuck behind in everything but base power.He made the wrong choice.
>>2436098that's truejust making a comment
>>2436098I still wanna take the chance to take a bite of it though, if we get a chunk of the fruit it would easily bring us up to even with our lackluster base power.
>>2436169Well, eating the fruit is pretty evil, too.I mean, you have to genocide a planet down to every last bug and blade of grass to grow one.
>>2436174And? Karn and friends genocide planets for their jobs
>>2436174........and? What the hell do you think we do by accident on a semi regular basis? Love and tolerate planets?
>>2436174>How dare you evil saiyans who regularly genocide planets for work, go and genocide a planet!
>>2436180It's just a job, though. We're doing it because we have to, not so that we can devour them and gain their power.And we don't kill every man woman and child on the planet, we just wipe out their fighters.
Think about it, is it really in karn's nature to kill billions of people that did nothing to him or his people for nothing more than a moderate power boost that's going to be negligable shortly?
>>2436193If we don't like them then yes, like a certain alien cultists homeworld? One with split chins?
>>2436199i like this anons train of thought
>>2436199If we don't like them, that would imply they did something to make karn not like them.
>>2436193Yes. Karn's a dick.
>>2436193Don't be such a pussy.
>>2436193Considering we can probably do this to the Sangheili homeworld, I'd say Karn would totally be down for it if only in those circumstances.
>>2436206I don't think he is.You can pretend all you want, but karn's actions even up to the last thread have painted a vastly different picture.>defeated time loli squadron laying defeated in front of you>tell the last one standing to go help her friends and then leaveA real dickhead would have death beamed her through the head.Karn loves to fight, but that doesn't make him evil. He's working for a galactic overlord, but he's just one of many.Karn doesn't go out of his way to be a dick or to hurt people that don't deserve it.
>>2436051“HAAAAAAAAA!!” Turles shouts as he transforms as well, glorious golden glow enveloping him as his hair and eyes change. “I’ve become a Super Saiyan as well.”“...This is unreal.” Bardock says, sinking into a chair. “I knew you and Meloka could transform, but now Vegeta and Turles as well? Is anyone else a Super Saiyan, or is it just the four of you?”“Well...” Meloka says, Bardock simply sighing out.“Okay, who is it?” Bardock says, sounding defeated. Before anyone can answer, you hear another voice from the doorway.“Umm, is Chaya in here?” a voice asks, you all turning and seeing Broly standing by the door. “We’re playing hide and seek, have you seen her?”“No Broly, haven’t seen her.” you say, him ‘okay’ing and turning. “But come here real quick, would you?”“O-Okay?” he says, walking over to you.“I need you to do it, just like we practiced okay?” you say, Broly nodding to you and clenching his fists.“Wait, you don’t mean...?” Bardock says, Broly roaring with all the force his little lungs can muster as he transforms. You smile proudly at Broly as he changes, looking over at Bardock and enjoying the pure shock on his face. For a second you’re worried, Broly’s eyes completely whited out and snarling. After a moment, however, his eyes turn green, his face relaxing as he sighs out then turns to you. “Good job Broly.” you say, patting the boy’s head. He smiles up at you, sighing out and letting the power drop. You focus for a moment, finding Chaya’s power, then whispering in his ear which room she’s hiding in. He thanks you and runs off, you turning back to a completely shocked Bardock and Gine.“This can’t be happening.” he says, the disbelief in his voice evident. “I’d thought I was making good progress on mastering it too.”“Wait, too?” Vegeta asks, you remembering what he’d said long ago. But your pondering is cut short, as Bardock stands, clenches his fists and roaring out. Despite only transforming into the incomplete form, you’re blown away by the raw power coming off of him. His strength in this imperfect form is just as strong, if not a little stronger than your own Super Saiyan form. He only holds it for a few moments, dropping the transformation and sinking to a knee, catching his breath.“Damn.” Vegeta says, clearly impressed. He had to have sensed Bardock’s power as well.“Not bad.” Meloka says. “I was stuck there for awhile, you’ll get it.”“Karn, we’ve got four months until we get back to New Salda.” Vegeta says, turning to you. “What kind of training are you gonna do?”Well?>update too long, votes next post
>>2436223You seam to have a short memory, like the split chins sending their army out with a giant cult to exterminate us. Far as we, Karn, and the rest of the family and crew are concerned. We have quiet a few worlds to "eat". And they all work with a group that starts with the letter C. Want to take a guess?
>>2436223Just because the Saiyan fightboner is stronger then the Saiyan murderboner, doesn't mean he's not a dick. Karn has no problems genociding races and eating their remains. The only reason we haven't been using the Tree of Might ourselves is because Bardock wouldn't give us a seed when he left.
>>2436243I'm not saying karn would never ever do it, but he'd certainly pick his targets VERY specifically if he ever did.
>>2436238What training will you do? (pick up to two)>Focus on training Chaya, see what she can really do>Focus on training Broly, help him with his control>Focus on yourself, keep pushing the Gravity Chamber higher>Work with Meloka on Su Ma using your Energy Blades>Work on developing new technique(s)>Learn someone else’s technique(who’s?)>Work with Turles and Vegeta, help them master their Super Saiyan power>Work with Bardock, help him achieve Super Saiyan>Other(write in)
>>2436259>>Work with Turles and Vegeta, help them master their Super Saiyan power>>Work with Bardock, help him achieve Super SaiyanKarn's Super Saiyan Class. That being said, GD would you let us take >>Focus on training Broly, help him with his controlSince it's all themed around achieving SSJ and controlling it?
>>2436259>Focus on training Broly, help him with his controlMake good on our promise. Also bring in raven to help.>Work with Meloka on Su Ma using your Energy BladesWe'll be far more powerful with thisMeloka can help turles and vegeta with their transformations.
>>2436259>>Work with Meloka on Su Ma using your Energy Blades>Focus on training Broly, help him with his control >Other: Contact Paragus, tell him how his boy's doing.I know that's three but I think Paragus should be kept abreast of how his son is doing.
>>2436259>Work with Bardock, help him achieve Super Saiyan>Focus on yourself, keep pushing the Gravity Chamber higherLet's bro down with Bardock before he dies in a tragic meteor accident.
>>2436238We need to upgrade our base power. So no more super forms for us in the gravity chamber. We're also going to be assisting Bardock in getting his super. Then family training with the kids and teaching su ma laser sword edition, while keeping Broly next to us at all times during training and working on his control. Should be good after that.>>2436252Then why are you acting like we aren't going to do this the second we can get our asses over to their planets? We already got targets to slaughter dumbass.>>2436259From above, >keep training power level without using super form in the gravity chamber to make it harder on us. Gotta raise the base form quicker.>Train Broly with Meloka helping, while going through the Su Ma using energy blades, train Chaya as well, so our little girl can grow big and strong too.
>>2436259>>Focus on training Broly, help him with his control>Work with Bardock, help him achieve Super Saiyan
>>2436259>Work with Bardock, help him achieve Super Saiyan>Focus on training Broly, help him with his control
>>2436274additionally>Other: Contact Paragus, tell him how his boy's doing.like this guy >>2436274 said
>Yfw Super Saiyans are starting to become the norm.>Just like...in the anime and manga.Part of me is sad that if we ever do go to Earth, everyone's just going to be so underpowered compared to us it's not even funny.
>>2436287LIKE >>2436272 SAID I MEANFUCK
>>Work with Turles and Vegeta, help them master their Super Saiyan power>Work with Bardock, help him achieve Super Saiyandarn really wanted to work on erngy blade Su Ma but this works too. more super saiyan swagger
>>2436287This too, but do it telepathically, no reason we cant do this and bring Broly in on the call at the same time...huh, so this is what its like to speck into a walking telephone.
>>2436279I'm saying it's something you really shouldn't do, and we all know it, but if you're going to push for it anyways then you shouldn't just plant seeds on every planet you come across.Chill the fuck out.Also, don't forget you have to actually defend the tree while it's growing, and all those sangheili aren't going to sit on their asses while they and their world die.It's not going to be as easy as just planting it.
>>2436291Don't worry, I'm sure Yamcha will try his hardest to get gains just so he can get some Saiyan ass.
>>2436296King Kai would be proud of our conference call technique.>don't forget you have to actually defend the tree while it's growingIt'd be so fucking worth it though
>>2436268No, because each requires such different guidance.>>2436272I’d allow it, since its just a quick conversation that’ll reveal something important a little early>>2436279Pick only two anon, I counted at least four options in your post.
>>2436304meant to also link to >>2436298FUCKING PHONE
>>2436291Earth has other advantages. Like their stupid high technological ability that make the Tuffles look like Saiyans.
>>2436291We do have to go to earth eventually.For Buu.>>2436304>It'd be so fucking worth it thoughAbsolutely.Unlike some poor backwater planet where there are no high powerlevels, a single third rate sangheili warrior can have a powerlevel of over a million.That'd make for either one hell of a single fruit, or a whole damn lot of them.
>>2436308including contacting paragus in my options, then.
>>2436259>>Work with Turles and Vegeta, help them master their Super Saiyan power>>Work with Bardock, help him achieve Super Saiyan
>>2436313What? I don't care about the shitty fruit, probably smells like durians and shit.I just wanna make split-jaws cower in their last momentsmy hatred of the covenant extends far beyond this quest
>>2436326It certainly seems that way.Try and keep it in your pants, though.
>>2436326Yes, but we can relieve our fightboner and get lunch at the same time. It's every Saiyan's dream.
>>2436312My bet is that we annex earth into the PTO and have it become our R&D hub for new tech. like improved scouters and full body armor to allow our troops to breath in vacuum.
>>2436341>PTO ODST SuitsI NEED IT
>>2436341But saiyans can already breathe in space.
Rolled 10, 48, 58, 68, 6 = 190 (5d100)>>2436268>>2436269>>2436272>>2436274>>2436279>>2436280>>2436284>>2436287>>2436295>>2436296>>2436323>>2436318Okay votes are counted, the winners are Broly and Bardock. Also taking the write in for contacting Paragus as well. Roll me 3d100 and let’s see what happens.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>2436382
Rolled 37, 96, 59 = 192 (3d100)>>2436382
Rolled 99, 53, 28 = 180 (3d100)>>2436382
Rolled 82, 37, 8 = 127 (3d100)>>2436382
>>2436386>>2436388>>2436389I really hope Paragus was the third dice.
>>2436385Shit, should have been paying attention.
>>2436385Almost.>>2436386>>2436388>>243638999/100, 96/100, 59/100.Special success, success, and uh-oh. That’ll give someone something special, writing.
>>2436386>>2436388>>243638999, 96, 56 by my reading. Not bad, Broly and Bardock blew shit out of the water. Hopefully that 56 is enough to pass the Paragus test.
So, the covenant and tameranians are gonna fuck each other up, but when will we find out the Freeza trades planets with the Irkans?
so, april first tomorrow, do we get to meet our abridged selves?
>>2436553actualy that gives me a question, what is abridged Towa like?
>>2436561Innuendo out the ass seems like a safe bet what with her stripper outfit
>>2436238“Four months should be plenty of time.” you say, everyone looking to you curiously. “By the end of this trip, Bardock, you’ll be a Super Saiyan.”“Four months?” he asks you. “Seriously, you can make me a Super Saiyan in four months?”“We’ll see, won’t we?” you reply with a smirk. “Rest up today, we get started tomorrow.”With that you walk from the room, Meloka still hanging off your shoulders on your back, heading towards the showers.“Can you really do it?” Meloka asks you. “Teach him in only four months, that is?”“We’ll see, won’t we?” you reply, chuckling a bit as Chaya dashes by, being chased by Bardock’s son Kakarot. Following behind both of them is Broly, who you stop for a moment. “Broly, we’ll get back to work tomorrow. But for today, have fun okay?”“Okay.” he says, nodding to you then taking off after the other two children. You and Meloka get in the showers, cleaning the practice off of each other then getting something to eat. Silver’s culinary skill impresses you as always, then the two of you go to sleep to fully recover your strength. Waking up the next day, you both dive into your own trainings. You take Broly with you into the Gravity Chamber, meeting Bardock in there to start their trainings. Day after day you have both of them transform, working with Broly on controlling his power and Bardock on forcing more and more power out, digging just a bit deeper into that golden well every time. While you have them working on their forms you work on mastering Ascended Super Saiyan while helping them. Month after month passes, with Bardock utilizing more and more power, inching closer and closer to unlocking the full power of a Supet Saiyan.Three months in, at the start of the new year, you decided to contact Paragus and let him know how Broly’s coming along in his training. For that, you use telepathy, linking Broly’s mind to your own and searching for Paragus’ mind with your own.“Paragus, can you hear me?” you think, your mind searching for Broly’s father. “Paragus, its me, Karn.”But nothing happens. No response, nothing. That’s unusual. You decide to contact Tatsu then, maybe he’ll know.“Tatsu, its me, Karn.” you think to the old man, his immediate response worrying you more.“Karn, what is it?” he asks, you get the feeling his brows are furrowing in worry. “Where’s Paragus?” you ask. “I can’t get ahold of him.”“Paragus?” Tatsu says, waiting a moment before. “Didn’t you know? He was killed by the Big Gete Star.”You’re unable to say anything, feeling Broly’s mind simply snap.cont
>>2436639poor boy, he shouldn't have had to learn that way.
>>2436639Well this is going to end swimmingly.
>>2436639OH GOD N O!INITIATE EMERGENCY HUG! It is both reassuring, and restraining! Karn's ULTIMATE technique!
>>2436696Also, wtf is going on with the Team Mini thing?
Oh god April Fools!
>>2436717>>2436672Thank god my initial post was unaffected by the hotsauce fuckery.
Oh yeah, guess it's April 1st now.
>>2436726Aw yeah, Peep bros'!
So, i guess we're officially adopting broly?
>>2436696Emergency ASSJ hug, preferably. He's going to break at least a few ribs otherwise.
>>2436731Peep master race.
>>2436639https://youtube.com/watch?v=tW6UD3IutXI“GRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” Broly roars, his power exploding.“Call you back!” you think to Tatsu, ending the comms and focusing on Broly. The boy’s power shoots skyward, the entire ship shaking as reality itself starts warping, the colors in the ship shifting several times until settling, Broly’s roar stopping suddenly. You stare, amazed, at the new plateau Broly’s reached. His body swelled slightly, eyes again going white but this time his hair and aura turned green.“Wha-What the hell this?” Bardock asks, taking a fearful step back. “What’s going on?”“Stay back.” you say, flaring your aura up to full power. “He’s gone Berserk.”“Berserk?” Bardock asks.“He’s lost control of his power.” you say, dropping into your stance, watching Broly for the slightest hint of movement. “Its now controlling him, sending him into a murderous rampage. He won’t recognize us at all now. I have to stop him before he hurts someone.”But how?>Rush and attack, wear him down>Defend, whether his attacks until he collapses>Evade his strikes , let him wear himself out>Try that Energy Body technique again, try and master it>Rush and grab Broly, restrain him until he exhausts himself>Other(write in)
>>2436767>Try that Energy Body technique again, try and master itWE ARE YOUR DAD NOW
>>2436767>>Rush and grab Broly, restrain him until he exhausts himselfSuma grapple him either dislocate his bones or put him into a choke hold.
>>2436767>>Try that Energy Body technique again, try and master it He who dares...
>>2436767>>Try that Energy Body technique again, try and master it
>>2436767>Try that Energy Body technique again, try and master itEverything is training.
>>2436770>>2436780>>2436783>>2436785>>2436788Try that Energy Body technique again, try and master it wins. Roll me a d100.DC 60
>>2436767>>2436808Just noticed my name fell off somehow.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>2436808
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>2436808
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>2436808
>>2436811>>2436814>>2436817But why though?
>>2436813>>2436814>>243681753/100. Almost, but not quite enough. This’ll hurt. Writing.
>>2436813>>2436814>>2436817WELP WE'RE FUCKED. EVERYOEN ABANDON THE UNIVERSE
>>2436823And it’s the April Fools thing. Has been messing with names and trips.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvLDoing this for now so everyone’ll know which posts are mine, especially come later Sunday when I won’t have the same id.>>2436767Focusing your energy, you try an old trick you couldn’t get to work back when you’d first tried it. Perhaps now you’ll make it work? You concentrate, pulling your aura close to you, solidifying it into a barrier mere inches from your body. You’re ready. Gesturing to Broly, you make a “come here” gesture, to which he gladly complies.“RRRAAAAA!!” he shouts, launching off the ground right at you. You weren’t ready for his sheer speed, your Energy Body exploding upon contact with his first strike, a punch to the gut. You’d thought that it would have at least staggered him, giving you time to strike. But it doesn’t quite work out that way. Instead he immediately follows up with another punch, doubling you over in pain. Before you can react, he leaps and kicks you in the side of the head, sending you crashing hard headfirst into the wall. His hits rattled you, you shaking your head and blinking away stars. Focusing, you see Broly rushing again, but before he can reach you Bardock catches him by the foot, twisting and tossing the raging boy into the far wall.“Thanks.” you reply, focusing on the raging child.“RAAAAAA!!” he shouts, this time launching himself right at Bardock.What now?>Rush and attack, wear him down>Rush and grab, hold him until he wears himself out>Rush and grab, choke him out>Leap in front of Bardock and defend>Energy Wave to get his attention, then Energy Mines and evade his attacks>Energy Fists and rush>Other(write in)
>>2436911>>Leap in front of Bardock and defendTAG TEAM!
>>2436911>>Energy Fists and rush, wear him down
>>2436911>Get his attention but evade and wear him out>See if you can't get through to him somehow. Understanding how to calm him down when he's berserk would be useful for when YOU go berserk.
>>2436911>>Leap in front of Bardock and defend
>>2436911>Rush and grab, hold him until he wears himself outWe've got to keep him contained, Ki blasts on the ship are a definite no-no.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2436919>>2436927>>2436933>>2436934>>2436936Leap in front of Bardock and defend wins. Roll me a d100.DC 55
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>2436972
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>2436972Don't screw this up, dice.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>2436972
>>2436979>>2436980>>2436981Well, that was barely adequate.
>>2436979>>2436980>>243698159/100, success! Writing.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2436896“Shit!” you think, launching yourself at Bardock as well. You’re still faster than Broly, at least for now; you’re able to leap into Broly’s path and block his strike. The force sends you sliding back, knocking into Bardock and knocking him over. You have no time to check up on him, however, focusing solely on Broly’s wild rush. His power is intense, forcing you to keep giving ground, driving you backward in a circle around the Gravity Chamber. But despite his greatly increased strength, you’re still able to mitigate the damage and hold your own. You focus entirely on defense, letting Broly smash heavy strike after heavy strike into your defenses. But you can sense that it’s already nearly over. Despite his ki constantly rising, his strikes are coming in slower and sloppier. He’s nearly worn himself out.“RRAAAAAAAAA!!” he shouts, his rage and frustration echoing in his roar. A green light begins enveloping the young boy, you sensing his ki shooting upward. This will be a big one. “Karn, what do we do?” Bardock asks, a slight hint of panic in his voice as the ship again starts shaking from Broly’s power. “He’s gonna tear the ship apart!”Well?>Rush and knock him out while he’s distracted>Rush and grab him, choke him out>Rush and grab him, surround the both of you in your Barrier>Try and make your Barrier out around only him(very difficult)>Other(write in)
>>2437068>Rush and grab him, surround the both of you in your BarrierThe bear hug
>>2437068>>Rush and grab him, choke him out>surround the both of you in your Barrierits too dangerous to risk trying out a new barrier technique
>>2437068>Rush and grab him, surround the both of you in your Barrier
>>2437068>Rush and grab him, choke him out>Rush and grab him, surround the both of you in your BarrierGod fucking dammit kid. Why don't you just make this easy for us?
>>2437068>>Rush and grab him, choke him outWhat the hell are these teams.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2437076>>2437077>>2437077>>2437106>>2437107>>2437108>>2437113Grab him and Barrier wins, roll me a d100. percentage roll
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>2437120
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>2437120
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>2437120
>>2437122WILL IT BE ENOUGH?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2437122>>2437124>>243712591/100. Impressive, writing.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2437068“Like hell he will!” you shout, launching yourself at the Berserk Saiyan child. You don’t feel like like dying in the void of space today, so you focus your power as you rush. You land beside Broly, placing your hands on his shoulders as your move is readied. Exerting a bit, you create your barrier, trapping both of you inside it.“Karn!” Meloka shouts, her voice panicked as she runs in the Gravity Chamber. But before she can say anything else, Broly roars and explodes.Everything becomes light and heat, blasting you with power from all sides. The pressure from Broly’s power are incredible, buffeting you on all sides. An eternity of agony passes in what had to have actuall been only mere moments, but it pushed you right to your limits. Once the light fades, you sink to a knee, seeing that young Broly’s already collapsed, thankfully back in his base form. You pant out a few times, trying to catch your breath, but your strength is gone. You fall forward, unconciousness taking you before you even hit the ground. -Saiyan Conqueror Quest 39 Paused-That’s it for tonight, we’ll resume as usual at 11am EST. Everyone enjoying episode 39 so far? Ready to see what happens next? If you have questions for me link them here, I’ll try to get to them all before we resume later Sunday.
>>2437181Should we...be making a zenkai roll?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2437188Not yet. I’ll call for it at the appropriate time when we resume.
We better get some gains from it.
I'm more worried about Broly, I feel we should make him our student/apprentice full time. Losing people hurts and Broly will feel alone but he has Karn , Chaya and surprisingly Kakarot all caring for him.
oh wow. that could have gone VERY BADLY
>>2437219Agreed, especially considering that we have the Berserk form as well and can help him come to terms with his father dying. Our daughter would also be a big help in that regard!
Our team is awesome
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvLSorry for the delay, but we’ll pick back up in one more hour.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2437181You awaken with a start, warning sirens blaring and rousing you from your sleep. You throw your clothes on quickly and dash for the bridge, shouting to know what’s going on.“Sir, we’ve been hit.” your pilot says. “An unknown object struck and pierced straight through the ship, we’re going down!”“Down?” you ask, confused. “Down where?”“We’re aiming for that planet.” the copilot says, pointing to a little blue ball. “We can land there and make the necessary repairs.”“Get it done.” you say, flying from the bridge to find everyone and warn them as well. You find them in the Mess Hall surprisingly, eating as if nothing’s happening. “What are you all doing?” you shout, everyone jumping in surprise. “Brace for impact, wer’e about to-!”SLAMYour ship crashing interrupts you, knocking you all around like pinballs. “Crash.” you finish weakly once the crash is over. “Everyone alright?”Everyone confirms as you all untangle yourselves from the pile you all found yourselves in, and make your way outside the ship. The view is surprisingly peaceful, rolling green hills by the ocean, with a few buildings here and there that suggest at least somewhat intelligent life. “Should we go say hi to the locals?” Meloka asks you. “Maybe they’ll have people who can help fix the ship?”“Or maybe they’ll be hostile, and attack us on sight.” Turles retorts. “I suggest we stay back and defend the ship, and not go drawing undue attention to ourselves.”Well?>Go exploring, keep everyone else with the ship>Everyone stay with the ship>Sense for any outstanding powerlevels>Stay with the ship but send a team out to explore>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>2437621>Everyone stay with the shipNow is the time for a sit down with broly
>>2437621>Find Chaya and see if she's alright>Sense for any outstanding powerlevels
>>2437621>Go exploring, keep everyone else with the ship
>>2437621>Sense for any outstanding powerlevels
>>2437621>>Go exploring, keep everyone else with the ship>>Sense for any outstanding powerlevelsTell them to try not to kill anyone who approaches. They might know of a way to fix the ship/
>>2437626This, then>Go exploring, keep everyone else with the shipBring wife and one other with us to scout and ask for assistance. Maybe Nappa or Turles. Keep everyone else on board to defend.And fuck yeah we got to earth, lets learn some alternate reality shit. And maybe see what happens if Vegeta has the boy in this universe.
GD please don't tell me the farm you work on hosts a damn Easter Egg hunt
Wait fuck I know that picABORT ABORT ABORT SERIOUS DANGER UP AHEAD ABORT
>>2437671It's fine anon, what could go wrong?N'CHA!
>>2437625>>2437626>>2437628>>2437629>>2437639>>2437641Search for outstanding powerlevels then explore wins, roll me a d100
>>2437671>>2437676>>2437679>reverse image searchoh nono no no
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>2437683SHIT
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>2437683
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>2437683
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>2437683
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>2437683N'CHA!
>>2437641We not only got to Earth, we got to the best part of Earth!
>>2437688>>2437690>>243769178/100, not bad. Writing.And y’all are focusing on the wrong thing, she’s not your biggest threat here.
>>2437701What do you mean threat? I'm completely expecting her and Karn to hit it off to the complete shock of everyone and spend the day teaming up playing Godzilla or something.Of course, we could also accidentally piss off Akira Toriyama and get the quest cancelled.
>>2437710>that spoilerAs we all know, Toriyama has no power over characters he never actually wrote or drew.
>>2437718What? That's like saying we can't be erased by Zeno because we're non-canon.
>>2437733>That's like saying we can't be erased by Zeno because we're non-canonWe can't be erased by Zeno because GD has good taste
>>2437748Impossible, if he had good taste, he wouldn't be running a quest on 4chan.
>>2437761I said "good taste", not "great taste"
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2437621You focus your mind, sensing out for any extraordinary powerlevels on this planet. Your senses reveal most of this planet’s inhabitants are nothing special, however you do sense two standout powers. The closer one isn’t that strong, maybe a few times stronger than the other locals at best. But the other is absolutey terrifying. Its power is absolutely massive, you’re not sure even with everyone at full power that you could even slow it down, much less stop it. Note to self, avoid that. Suitably shaken, you make your way towards the closer powerlevel in the town, wondering what it could be. As you fly closer, you see several, well oddities. But instead of being distracted by the odd sights, you focus your senses on the powerlevels around you, dropping from the air into the town proper. An odd, green vehicle almost slams into you, screeching to a halt, the driver sticking his head out the window.“Hey buddy what’s the big idea?” a man in a blue suit asks, angrily leaving the vehicle. “Dropping out of the sky like that and standing around in the road? What’s wrong with you?”“Uhhh...what?” you ask, confused by the short man’s outburst. He looks around, seeing an odd rectangular box.“Wait here just a moment.” he says, running into it and slamming the door. You simply stand there, dumbfounded. What the hell is going on? The man then leaps from the box, having changed his clothes for some reason.“With the might of sour prune I become, SOURMAN! Incredibly strong and regular! AHAHAHA feel free to tremble!”...What?>Ignore him and keep searching, he’s clearly an idiot>Ask this strange man if anyone around could help fix your spaceship>Single punch, knock him out and keep searching>Other(write in)
>>2437840>Ask this strange man if anyone around could help fix your spaceshipthis is hilarious.
>>2437850Supporting, let’s not try and antagonize anyone here, or we are all screwed.
>>2437840>>Ask this strange man if anyone around could help fix your spaceship
>>2437840Wait, I feel like I am missing something, what is so wrong with this Earth? Where are we....and why does this place have a prune themed super hero?>Ask this strange man if anyone around could help fix your spaceship
>>2437840>But the other is absolutey terrifying. Its power is absolutely massive, you’re not sure even with everyone at full power that you could even slow it down, much less stop it.I wonder what this is. Can't be Arale, she's an Android.
>>2437880We're in the best part of Earth. Penguin Village! Home of best girl.
>>2437840>Ask this strange man if anyone around could help fix your spaceship
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2437850>>2437855>>2437858>>2437861>>2437880>>2437897>>2437898Ask this strange man if anyone around could help fix your spaceship wins. Roll me a d100.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>2437908
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>2437908
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>2437908
Rolled 7 (1d100)good thingtoday's april fool's quest doesn't fucking matter so we can just dick around-.>Single punch, knock him out and keep searching
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2437911>>2437913>>243791483/100. Success, writing.
>>2437915Do NOT i repeat do NOT be a dick to the people of penguin village EVER
>>2437926To be fair, nobody likes Sourman.
>>2437926Stop being such a pussy in games, it's bad enoughyou're already a pussy in real life
>>2437932kill yourself, faggot
>>2437939Bitch, please. you can't even talk to women
>>2437943That's neither here nor there!
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2437840“Hey, you.” you say, the odd man stopping his rambling and looking at you. “Do you know anyone around here who could help me out? My spaceship crashed near here, and I’d like to get it working as soon as possible.”“A spaceship you say?” he asks, rubbing his chin and contemplating. After a moment he snaps his fingers and continues. “Oh of course! I’m not sure if he can help you, but you should see Senbei Norimaki!”“Could you take me to this ‘Norimaki’ then?” you ask, the short man shaking his head.“Sorry stranger, got places to be. But to get to his place just follow this road here, it’ll lead you right to him!”“Thanks.” you reply, taking off and flying along the road he’d pointed out. The trip is short, leading you to a rather unassuming home. You land outside it, wondering what to say when you sense someone coming up behind you. Turning, you see a man on a bike pedaling up towards house, small child on the back and another child with wings flying along with them.“Well hello stranger.” he says, the children looking curiously at you. “Who are you?”“I’m looking for a Senbei Norimaki, do you know where he is?” you reply. “Its rather urgent.”“You’ve found me.” he replies, getting off the bike and approaching you. “What can I do for you?”“Hi!” the wingless child says, holding a hand out. “I’m Arale. I’m a rob-““She’s my sister.” he says, speaking over her and covering her mouth. “So who are you?”Well?>Karn, a Saiyan>General Karn of the PTO>The Super Saiyan Karn>Other(write in)
>>2437965>General Karn of the PTOPull rankThey might respect us more
>>2437965>>Other(write in)A man with a broken-down spaceship
>>2437965>General Karn of the PTO>I'm gonna need you to a repair a space-ship, we've got an intergalactic war to get back to ya see...
>>2437965>General Karn of the PTO
>>2437965>>General Karn of the PTO
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2437971>>2437974>>2437976>>2437979>>2437984>>2437985>>2437993General Karn of the PTO wins. Roll me another d100.
>>2437965>General Karn of the PTOHopefully we survive this and don't get sent flying into the next star system via gag-insanity.
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>2438021TEAM CREME SUPREME
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>2438021Roll.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>2438021diplomacy roll
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2438024>>2438025>>243802782/100. Impressive, writing.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2437965“I’m General Karn, of the PTO.” you reply. From their complete lack of a response, you assume they’d never even heard of the PTO. “We were on our way back home from a mission, when something hit my ship and sent us crashing down to your world. If you could help me get my ship working I’d greatly appreciate it.”“General, huh?” he asks, rubbing his chin. “Well, I suppose I could take a look. Just let me put these groceries away then I’ll come take a look.”“Appreciate it.” you say, Senbei carrying his stuff inside the house while the girl waits there, staring unblinking at you. Its unnerving, her stare starting to bother you.“Can I help you?” you ask her, the girl grinning.“Are you strong?” she asks simply.“Yes I am.” you reply, her bouncing in excitement.“Arale strong too!” she says, lifting an arm. “You play with Arale?”“Play?” you ask, confused. “What kinda games does Arale play?”“TAG!!” she shouts, punching at you. Your instincts blare in warning, she’s dangerous! You cross your arms to block the strike, her punch catching you square in the arms and sending you flying. You fly back flipping backward several times and landing on all fours, carving a trench in the ground as you slide to a stop. Your arms are throbbing, she’s got quite a lot more power than you’d expected. What the hell is she?“Arale, what did you do?” Senbei shouts at the girl, the two trading words as you fly back over. He seems amazed when he sees you, probably surprised that on a planet of such weaklings that anyone could survive a punch like that. “Wait, you’re okay?” he asks, amazed. “I’m so sorry for that.”Well, how will you respond?>Outrage, how dare she hit you!>Impressed, find out how she got that strong>Brush it off, its not a big deal>Kids will be kids, engage in kid talk>Other(write in)
>>2438103>>Brush it off, its not a big deal>Impressed, find out how she got that strongShe clearly didn't mean anything by it, it's fine. Surprised he built her that strong though.
>>2438103>Kids will be kids, engage in kid talk
>>2438103>Other: Would love to play but I'm on a tight schedule. Nice arm you got by the way.
>>2438103>>Impressed, find out how she got that strong>>Brush it off, its not a big deal>Kids will be kids, engage in kid talk
>>2438103>Impressed, find out how she got that strong>Brush it off, its not a big deal>Kids will be kids, engage in kid talk>Introduce our kidsFATHERS UNITE!
>>2438103>Impressed, find out how she got that strong
>>2438121FUG, CHANGING TO THIS
>>2438103backing this >>2438121
>>2438103>Impressed, find out how she got that strong>Kids will be kids, engage in kid talk
>>2438121Holy shit, This. A thousand times this.
>>2438121TAKE ALL OF MY YES
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2438115>>2438116>>2438118>>2438120>>2438121>>2438128>>2438137>>2438154>>2438161>>2438168>>2438185Impressed, brush it off, kids will be kids and introduce your own kids all win. Roll me a 2d100.
Rolled 35, 78 = 113 (2d100)>>2438201
Rolled 36, 2 = 38 (2d100)>>2438201
Rolled 73, 21 = 94 (2d100)>>2438201So Senbei isn't even gonna ask about the tail?Also are we still in our own timeline?
Rolled 100, 17 = 117 (2d100)>>2438201
Rolled 41, 41 = 82 (2d100)>>2438201
>>2438210LITERALLY 3 FUCKING SECONDS YOU GODDAMN PEEP
>>2438216You fucking cremecucks couldn't hold off, could you?Had to snipe TWO of the roll slots.Cremes are a mistake.
>>2438219Of course the chococuck has to start talking shit.You're gonna be the first ones in the furnace, better make piece with your heathen flavor gods.
>>2438224>The cremecuck can't even use the right spelling for the words he's usingNever talk to me or my team again.
>>2438224>>2438219Now, now we're all made equal in the great equalizer, The Stomach. Can't we all just get along?
>>2438231Typical pussified Mini
>>2438231>mini-fag starts preaching equalityNo we can't get along with the chocolate savages.>>2438230At least my flavor isn't the most overused shit in the entire world.Get some taste and get some creme.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2438205>>2438207>>243820973/100, 78/100. Success, writing.
>>2438244You're just hatin on the fact that we taste better. Smooth, delicious, and every kid in the world loves us.You're just vanilla, boring and dull. People only like you when you're with other flavors.Cremes will die by the end of today, and Chocolate will take their place as the SUPERIOR race.
>>2438268>every kid in the world loves usBeing the village bicycle is nothing to be proud of>You're just vanilla, boring and dull.To those who have absolutely no taste whatesoever>Chocolate will take their place as the SUPERIOR raceWell at least you guys have a sense of humor, every retard needs to laugh it off sometimes
>>2438276Keep deluding yourself, mad soyboy cremecuck
>>2438284You too mang
>>2438284>chocolate is just lookalike shit>expecting it to be a serious choice>Far less superior than the Mighty peepfucking scrub.
I have a duty to remind you that peeps are soyboysDisregard every sentince that comes out of their mouth
>>2438299Peep Peep,what shit is this? the Chadcolate? You have to flee before the might of the peeps with your shitty me mes? How dissapointing.Peep Peep
>>2438315This is surprisingly fun for an april fools event.Now look at the peep in its natural environment showing the chocolate his superiority.Peep Peep
>>2438319reminder to refresh and look at the scoresCHOCOLATE IS ON TOPAND WE AIN'T LEAVING, YOU FUCKING MONGRELSSTAY BENEATH US, WHERE YOU BELONG
>>2438326WHAT KIND OF VOODOO TRICK ARE YOU PULLING HERE YOU SICK FUCK
>>2438331Started from the very bottom and rose to the top through willpower and hard work, son
>>2438340>rose to the top through willpower and hard work, son> willpower and hard workLies , all of it! Peep!Peep Peep Peep Peep!
>>2438340GIVE IT BACK GODDAMNIT YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE AT THE TOP
>>2438340Its real easy to shit post when you're the color of pure unemployment.
Anons, anons, let us put aside this ceaseless bickering, and unite in our dislike for Team Peanut Butter.
>>2438372>Black>most powerful form is fucking peep coloredHMMMMMMMMreally makes ya think
>>2438372Blacked goku is no match for super sayain PEEP
>>2438380>>2438392I'm having a hard time hearing you from up here from the tippy top
>>2438392>not the undefeated Ultra Creme form
>>2438394Just you wait, we'll be back to take our rightful spot at the top.
>>2438399Ultras instinct lasted only for around 5 minutes before it pulverised his body.Sounds like creme in the digestive track. pure failure.
>>2438411It was obviously his underdeveloped chocolate and peep infested innards that are the problem.Ultra Creme is the perfect form and is fit only for the supremely creamy.
>>2438411The power of a god is not for every mortal man. Also Vegeta still has his god damn power up unlike Goku.
>>2438418Yeah whatever happened to Beyond Blue?Are we just supposed to ignore it now?
>>2438422Vegeta lost his wife, So I think his allowed to be stronger then goku.
>>2438437I know, I'm just confused as to why we didn't see it in the little slideshow at the end of Super.It looked like they were both just in base Blue.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2438103“Its fine, no big deal.” you say, dusting yourself off as you land. “Kids will be kids after all.”“So you have kids of your own?” he asks, you nodding.“Two so far.” you reply. “Only one came with us on the mission though.“You brought your kid on a mission?” he asks, startled. “Isn’t that dangerous?”“The universe is dangerous.” you tell him. “Hiding her from it won’t do her any favors. Besides, she’s already stronger than almost anyone else on this rock. Besides your sister there. Why can’t I sense her power?”“What do you mean?” he asks, confused.“Every living thing gives off ki.” you reply. “But for some reason I cannot sense any coming from her.”“I’ll explain after I fix your ship, if you’ve got the time.” he says, pulling an odd capsule from his pocket and tossing it to the ground. It pops and releases a cloud of smoke, once that clears you see some sort of airship. Senbei orders the others inside, then gestures for you to lead the way. Which you do, taking to the air and flying back toward your ship.“Meloka, can you hear me?” you think to her.“I hear you Karn, what is it?” she replies.“I found someone who claims he can help, bringing him behind me now.” you tell her, slowing your pace to keep in sight of the ship behind you. “How goes things there?”“We’ve got a problem.” she replies. “Can you sense that?”You close your eyes a moment, and immediately sense it as well. That insane power is headed right for your ship! Focusing for a moment, you can feel that you’ll make it to your ship just before that insane power.“What do we do, Karn?” Meloka asks you.Well?>”Hold your position, wait for me to get there.”>Give your scouter to Senbei, let someone else guide him in and go intercept that power>Send someone(s) to intercept that power(who?)>Send someone to lead Senbei in, go confront that power>Other(write in)
>>2438492>Give your scouter to Senbei, let someone else guide him in and go intercept that powerFUCKING GO TIME
>>2438492>>Give your scouter to Senbei, let someone else guide him in and go intercept that power
>>2438492>Give your scouter to Senbei, let someone else guide him in and go intercept that power
>>2433902I thought this was a pair of tits, kek.
>>2438492>Give your scouter to Senbei, let someone else guide him in and go intercept that powerGO GO GO!!!
>>2438492>>Give your scouter to Senbei, let someone else guide him in and go intercept that powerHm, who is it? If we're on Earth, I don't know who'd be that strong. A powered up King Piccolo or something? Or is this a crossover character?
So what are we in for? Piccolo daimao? Kami? personally I'm hoping it's something very unexpected like a Hercule that knows how to use ki or Spike the devil man.
>>2438560Neko Majin Z
>>2438580OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKWE AREN'T READYWE'RE NEVER GONNA BE READY
>>2438577>>2438580Perhaps we will fight Gohan defender of earth
>>2438560Its probably Neko Majin, the bastard child of Majin Buu and Beerus the Destroyer.
>>2438583Get some catnip.if it works for Beerus it'd work for neko majins.Maybe can trade for some neko nip?
>>2438593we should trade a spare scouter for some capsule tech, it's pretty great technology, especially for mass cargo transport.
>>2438593>beerus on catnippls no
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2438500>>2438506>>2438521>>2438531>>2438535>>2438536>>2438558Give your scouter wins, writing. All good guesses, but all wrong.
>>2438611Is it...teapot genie?
>>2438611Human Trunks is my last shot in the dark.
>>2438621Shit forgot my pic
>>2438629oh god we are going in the fuckbox arnt we
>>2438621Bulma probably died if she hasn't met Yamcha or something by now. Plus she's a kid, unless being brought on as a sex slave for RR became a thing.
>>2438611Is it Darkseid?
my guess is its OP's mom
Hm. It's not Superman, right?
>>2438635Fuck would that guy be here without the place looking like hell>>2438647second verse same as the first.
It's obviously Mr Satan
>>2438647Thanks is too much of a whiny bitch to be running about here. He's more likely to try and murder the Supreme Kai just to get his Death Waifu to notice him.
>>2438655Zeno would erase him. That ego is incapable of being subtle and not trying to make the universe know his name and face.
It's DB era Maple Mahogany
>>2438650>superman meeting uboI can't wait. Someday, someday.
>>2438673No. I was thinking it, but hoping I was very wrong.
Tanton the Dragon boy!
>>2438727One of a pair of tuffle twins who were sent to earth.They're the main characters of another quest. Maple stronk, and she knows magic.
>>2438761now your just being facetious
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2438492“I’ll stop it myself.” you think to her, flying back to the ship and knocking on the window. He rolls it down and asks you what’s going on, you handing him the scouter.“Something’s come up.” you say, flicking the comms on on the scouter. “Put that on and tell them I sent you to help repair the ship, someone’ll be able to guide you to it.”“But what abo-?” he asks, but you take off, leaving the ship in your dust. You fly towards that rapidly approaching power, hands trembling slightly in fear. This power is unlike anything you’ve ever felt, not even your future daughter compares. But you have no choice, you have to stop whatever it is. You descend directly in its path still hovering in the air to ensure it sees you, and prepare yourself. You watch as not one but two figures approach, yet you can only sense the one. Maybe its power is simply being dwarfed by that massive strength? Or maybe its like Senbei’s sister, and doesn’t have a sensable power? Regardless, you remain floating where you are as the duo approaches, making out more details as they approach.One is dressed in a ridiculous yellow outfit, complete with red gloves and boots and a white cape, and shiny bald head. The other is dressed more simply, casual clothes and sleeveless shirt for showing off a pair of mechanical arms. So he’s a machine then? That explains why you couldn’t sense any power from him.“Master, hold on!” the machine says, sliding to a stop and staring at you from a few dozen yards away. “This creature is powerful, and clearly isn’t human.”“Well then what is it?” the bald man asks turning to him, you forcing yourself not to tremble. He looks goofy, but his power is even more unreal up close.“I’m not sure, there’s nothing in my database on him.” he says.“Hey, you!” he shouts casually up at you. “Did you see where those alien invaders landed?”Well?>You’re looking at their leader!>What business do you have with them?>We’re not invaders, we just crash landed here>And who’re you supposed to be?>No words, try a sneak attack>I’m not here to talk with grunts, bring me someone with authority to negotiate with>Other(write in)
>>2438876>You’re looking at their leader!>What business do you have with them?>We’re not invaders, we just crash landed here
>>2438876>>We’re not invaders, we just crash landed here(YET)
>>2438876>We’re not invaders, we just crash landed here>Are you looking to kick our asses?
>>2438876>We’re not invaders, we just crash landed here
>>2438876>>>We’re not invaders, we just crash landed hereohgod siatama.
>>2438876Oh fuck us, we meet the most dangerous thing in reality.>We’re not invaders, we just crash landed hereAny other options is suicidal.
>>2438876Nope, we're space heroes.
>>2438876>We’re not invaders, we just crash landed hereOh fucking jesus is Saitama. You retards, don't get us killed through misunderstandings.
>>2438876>We’re not invaders, we just crash landed here>Other: Something punched right through our ship, and now it needs repairssaitama shot down our ship with a rockl
>>2438982Oh fuck that makes sense.
>>2439017Yeah, i'm guessing we were registered as a PTO ship, so genos and saitama mobilized.Then saitama threw a rock at us.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2438893>>2438895>>2438901>>2438921>>2438929>>2438937>>2438958>>2438970>>2438982We’re not invaders wins. Roll me a d100
Rolled 42 (1d100)
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>2439028
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>2439028
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>2439028diplomacy roll
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>2439028oh god oh god
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2439031>>2439034>>243903782/100. So far so good, writing.
so compealty randob question, what is freeza and our teams opnion on pineapples on pizza?
>>2439074Wait how come Karns needs to fine someone to fix his ship, wouldnt it being a generals ship mean that it would have a repair crew incase the ship was damaged?
>>2439100as soon as he put the sauce on I was completely fucking livid
>>2439110While that is how actual naval vessels operate, the PTO forces don't really stress on prepping for disaster and I doubt saiyans in general do.
>>2439110We could probably do it on our own eventually, but having support from the locals will likely speed things up.
Curious what team I’m onAlso hat means saitama is stronger than goddamm buu
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2438876“Hey we’re not invaders!” you shout at the pair. “Well I mean we are, but we’re not here for your world. We wouldn’t even be here if something hadn’t shot us down! We were on our way home after killing a genocidal madman when suddenly my ship gets shot down and crashes here.”“Shot you down...?” the bald one says, thinking. But the machine man doesn’t buy it.“See Master? He admits that they’re invaders!” the robot says, the bald guy’s eyes widening as he seems to realize something.“Quiet Genos.” the robot’s master says, then turning fully to you. “Do you know what hit your ship?”“No clue, I was asleep.” you reply. “I got woken up by the alarms and sirens going off, then we crashed here.”“Oh okay.” he says after sighing out, for some reason seeming relieved. “Look, if you promise not to kill anyone or break anyone’s stuff, I’ll let you all go. Sou-““Master, what are you saying?” the robot shouts at him. “The PTO are a registered God-level threat to the planet! They have to be stopped!”“Well if you wanna go a round, I’m sure he’ll oblige you.” the caped bald guy says. “But they’re not a threat to the world. They’re just trying to go home. Right, uhh, what’s your name?”“Karn.” you reply, confused by this guy’s completely laid-back nature. Then again, if you were the wielder of an all mighty power, you would be laid back too.“Yeah, I’m sure Karn here’ll go a round or two.” he says happily. “What do you say spaceman? You wanna have a quick spar with Genos here?”Well?>Sure, let’s go tin man!>Maybe some other time>I need to get back to my family>Transform into a Super Saiyan, “You sure you want to try this?”>Other(write in)
>>2439203>Sure, let’s go tin man
>>2439203>Transform into a Super Saiyan, “You sure you want to try this?”
>>2439203>Sure, let’s go tin man!>Do you have a preferred location for this? I don't want either of us to ruin anything here by accident.
>>2439203>Sure, let’s go tin man!>First let me go get my crew, they're gonna want to see this.
>>2439203>After I check on the doctor I was escorting to the ship, and check on my family>You can follow along if you want
>>2439203>Sure, let's go tin man!And swiftly Death beam this >>2439100 Anon as a display of our power. (Please mog)
>>2439203>Other(write in)"Actually I wanna spar with you, Saitama, sir. I can sense even resting, your perhaps the strongest person I've met."
>>2439221Let's do it.
>>2439203>>Sure, let’s go tin man!
>>2439208>>2439221Swapping to the second post; I was the first.
>>2439203>Believe me, i'm going to make sure this world is marked as off-limits. I can sense people's life energy, and your friend with the cape could kill anyone and everyone i've ever met with ease.
>>2439221>>2439229......we are physically incapable of sparing with him, that's like fighting Beerus.
>>2439221(We don't know his name, so we should probably ask him...)>>2439242imagine the zenkai boost, Captain Baldy knows enough to hold back with puny beings like us.
>>2439216>>2439213 also supporting these two
I kind of want to fight Garou.That level of skill...he'd be a worthy opponent.And each defeat would make either of us stronger.
>>2439221THIS. LET US EMBRACE DEATH.
Guys we promised Meloka we wouldn't do stupid shit we could avoid. Stop making top waifu cry
I'd be more interested in fighting Saitama with Meloka than a 1 on 1 fight. even if he won't break a sweat
>>2439254>Su Ma VS Flowing Water Rock Smashing FistIf only to push Garou and ourselves even further.
Rolled 1 (1d2)GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2439212>>2439213>>2439215>>2439216>>2439218>>2439221>>2439229>>2439231>>2439235>>2439238>>2439250>>2439256>>2439266Well, looks like we have a tie. I’ll roll tiebreaker:>1 Sure let’s go>2 Spar SaitamaEither way wins, roll me a d100.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>2439333
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>2439333
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>2439333Yeeart
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>2439333Aw man I feel kinda bad for Genos now.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>2439333
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>2439333
>Sure, let’s go tin man!>Do you have a preferred location for this? I don't want either of us to ruin anything here by accident.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2439339>>2439341>>243934280/100, Success! Writing.
>>2439354so what was the DC on that one?
>>2439354What was the DC for Saitama?100/100?
>>2439333Oh thank god
>>2439367>Implying that even with a perfect 100 that we STILL wouldn't get rekt
>>2439380>picI have questions.
>>2439424It's from a visual novel where books turn into loli's and their owners fight with giant robots that are powered by magic or eldritch energy.All hail Demonbane
>>2439367999 on a d100.Saitama is always strong enough to one shot whatever his opponent is.
>>2439475Zeno-sama vs. Saitama would be fun to watch
cremebois will NEVER recover
>>2439499why?>le omnipotent god vs unbeatable gag character
>>2439499We see that Zeno can't keep up high speeds and needed a god pad to keep up. So, Zeno could possibly taken out - but we don't know how resilient they are. Grand Priest or the Angels would be a better fight.
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>2439505>was choco>dynamic IP>now a filthy crekewtf hiroshimoot1d100 if under 75 i sudoku
>>2439499Not really.Saitama is basically max stats on everything.Zeno has console commands.The only fight they'd be having is a videogame session or Grand Angel whoeverthefuck fighting Saitama instead.
>>2439518Live with your new creme perfection anon, we will rise soon
>>2439527>below even peepslol
>>2439552fuck it, the whole thing is pointless if we can't even choose our teamsCreme still supreme tho
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2439203“Sure, let’s go tin man.” you say, landing before the two and assuming your stance. “Wait, before we start, is there anywhere else you’d rather do this?”“This is acceptable.” Genos replies, lights lighting up in his chest and along his arms as he assumes his own stance. “You and Master Saitama are the only living things in a 400 meter radius. These are optimal battle conditions.”https://youtube.com/watch?v=jjyTzL6sxdQ“Alright, let’s go!” you reply, launching yourself at the metal man. He leaps at you as well, you both rushing headlong and slamming your fists into each other’s. The shock from the impact knocks you both back, however you recover first. Back flipping once to reorient yourself, you then launch headlong at Genos, catching his skull with a crushing left hook. Before he can recover you unleash a barrage of attacks on the metal man, his fake face cracking from the force of an elbow. You unload on the metal man, then firing a quick barrage of uppercuts to his gut, then front flipping into a two-hand axe handle, sending the robot crashing into the wasteland far below. You drift down, landing as the dust cloud fades, and inspect your handiwork.He’s pretty beaten up, protective plates dented and mangled, several missing. His face-plate is cracked, leaving one mechanical eye and one normal-seeming one.“This isn’t over yet!” he roars, slamming his fists together in a motion reminding you of your Final Flash. Is he-?cont
>>2439613Please let us counter with our own Final Flash
>>2439613I so totally want to pull a saitama and blast a gigantic hole in the landscape
Shiiiiiit. So if Saitama and Hero Association are around...oh shit please tell me that doesn't mean we're gonna' have to fight King!
>>2439689I heard King's Ki is so massive we can't even sense it.We'd be absolutely fucked if we fought him.
>>2439696I heard his Ki is so big that it feels weak so as to lull you into a false sense of calm.
Sword anon here. Well now I know where my Fu could've gotten his Beast King from hehe... Are you going to use Boros as well Grand Dragon?
>>2439770He's already used Boros in the quest. Apparently he's a rival to Frieza IIRC.
>>2439770Dude, read the archive, we're bros with him whenever we visit space bars.....we need to go have a break that is nothing but a pub crawl.
>>2439786 Fantastic. I'm not as familiar with this Quest as others but I'm a big fan.
>>2439424>Not knowing of the glory that is NyaTruly heinous.
>>2439796Check the archive when you have some time.
>>2439510>>2439520Padre Grande and the angels would be instantly pasted just like anything else.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2439613“I’ll blow you away with one shot!” the metal man roars as his arms begin combining together. “Try me!” you shout, throwing your arms to the side and gathering your power. You watch his arms change, turning into some kind of a massive cannon as you slam your fists together, your ki combining as you prepare your attack.“INCINERATE!!” he shouts, firing his blast at you.“FINAL FLASH!!” you shout as well, your blast exploding at him. Your attacks clash, you straining to overpower the metal man. Your beams push against each other, neither of you able to overpower the other yet.“Daddy!”Confused, you turn and see Chaya running towards you, waving her arms frantically and shouting.“Daddy! Daddy, wake up! DADDY!!”Wake up?“Daddy! Daddy!”Your eyes fly open, you seeing the floor of the Gravity Chamber right by your face. Your body feels covered in burns, unsure how you got here.“Daddy! Daddy wake up!” Chaya shouts, shaking you and trying to get you to move.“I’m okay kiddo, I’m okay.” you say, struggling and straining, pushing yourself up to a knee.“DADDY!!” she cries, slamming into your chest and knocking you onto your back. You’re beaten, exhausted, and confused. Instead of trying to make sense of what’s happened, you simply wrap an arm around Chaya and lay back, letting the darkness take you.>Roll me a d45000+15000Happy April Fools Day guys
Rolled 39032 + 15000 (1d45000 + 15000)>>2439913
>>2439913Goddamn, we got rekt. Also, happy April Fools to you too GD
Rolled 7820, 14762, 7230, 11952, 5539, 38, 190, 7262, 9936, 8312, 11767, 656, 180, 3942, 8913, 11133, 12566, 13501, 2200, 3840, 11773, 94, 165, 12516, 5857 = 172144 (25d15000)>>2439913
Rolled 16405 + 15000 (1d45000 + 15000)>>2439923
Rolled 41963 + 15000 (1d45000 + 15000)>>2439913
Rolled 2067 + 15000 (1d45000 + 15000)>>2439913I'm upset. That was fun.
>>2439913You're fucking brilliant Dragon.
>>2439913Clever bastard. I was a little suspicious it seemed like some kind of dream during the crash, but I didn’t expect the whole thing to be a dream.
Rolled 21713 + 15000 (1d45000 + 15000)>>2439913am I doing this right?
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2439920>>2439927>>243993956963/60000. Impressive, Karn’s now up to 471,817. Broly is up to 57,479. Writing.>>2439947It was fun.>>2439949Thank you.>>2439971That’s what made it special.>>2439976Yes.
>Note to self: upgrade our B1 Battle Droid and have him do final flashes
>>2439997I was gonna type in >try to wake up, but this turned out pretty fun.I only wish it'd kept going for longer.
>>2439913Yet again you wake up to find yourself in the Healing Pod, feeling well-rested. Before you can ponder further, the fluid drains and the door opens, you stepping out into a canon ball slamming into your chest screaming, “DADDY!!”“Oof! Hey kiddo, miss me?” you say, then look over to Meloka as she walks up. “Did I miss anything?”“You just missed Broly waking up.” Meloka says, hugging you with Chaya sandwiched between you both. “He doesn’t remember anything. Raven and Bardock told me what happened in there...”“Yeah, poor kid.” you say, Chaya looking between the both of you confused. “He lost his mom when he was born, and now Paragus...”You didn’t particularly like the guy, but you didn’t really have a problem with him either. Too many were lost in that battle, Nefarious hasn’t died nearly enough times to pay for what he did.“Wha wrong Momma? Daddy?” Chaya asks, looking between the both of you. Meloka looks to you, unsure what to say.Well?>Its fine Chaya, don’t worry about it.>How would you like Broly to be your brother too?>Broly lost his momma and daddy kiddo>We’re worried about Broly, let’s go see him>Other(write in)
>>2440146>>We’re worried about Broly, let’s go see him
>>2440146>How would you like Broly to be your brother too?
>>2440146>>How would you like Broly to be your brother too?Hard times breed strong men. Broly's shaping up to be one of the strongest.
>>2440146>Its fine Chaya, don’t worry about it.>How would you like Broly to be your brother too?
>>2440146>How would you like Broly to be your brother too?I ship Broly and Chaya but Broly needs the support that Karn and his family can provide.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2440153>>2440158>>2440163>>2440167>>2440178>>2440183>>2440190How would you like Broly to be your brother too? wins, roll me a d100.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>2440261
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>2440261
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>2440261They can't breed then, Sadly.
>>2440268>>2440270>>244027385/100. Well this turned out interestingly, writing.
>>2440273Depends entirely on Saiyan views on incest, methinks.
>>2440314Well I mean they aren't related, so I guess it wouldn't be inbreeding.It's still weird as fuck and kinda nasty if it happens though.
>>2440326>It's still weird as fuck and kinda nasty if it happens though.Well yeah, that's to be expected, yes. But imagine the power gains however. Their child would be a god, a divine emperor for the entire species.
>>2440357Look if all we wanted was a demi-god we'd be force-feeding Chilli the fruit from the Tree of Might.I'm all for adopting Broly, but if romance starts to bloom afterwards, I'm gonna get incredibly annoyed.
>cremecucks and peanutfags applying human cultural values onto saiyans
>>2440393>team chocolate want marriage to stay in the familycolor me fucking SHOCKED
>>2440376love is love, bigot
>>2440407They're not related, so there's zero issue. We're just raising broly now is all.
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2440146“What do you think?” you ask Chaya, her tilting her head in confusion.“Hmmm?” she asks, curiously.“You like Broly don’t you?” you ask her, your daughter’s face lighting up.“Bro-ee da bestest frien ever!” she says enthusiastically, throwing her hands up and you and Meloka laughing.“Would you like for him to be your brother, too?” you ask her, her eyes widening as far as they go. Before he can answer, however, you hear something by the door.“Do... Do you mean it?” Broly says, you all turning and seeing him standing there, trembling slightly. “I, I can be your son?”“That depends.” you say, walking over to him and kneeling down, Meloka holding Chaya back. “Do you really want to?”“Yes.” he says, looking you in the eyes with zero hesitation. Before he can say anything else...“YAAAAAAY!!” Chaya shouts, dashing from Meloka’s arms and tackling Broly, the two rolling on the ground and laughing. You rise to your feet, smiling at the joy in their voices as Meloka walks over to you, slipping her arm around you as you place yours over her shoulder, both of you enjoying the sight of their happiness.There’s only one more month until you return to New Salda and the worries and trials that will entail. But for now you simply enjoy the moment with your now-expanded family. When you return home you’ll face new trials, but you’re sure all of you will be ready to face them.https://youtube.com/watch?v=pLtmSe8Rj18-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 39 End-
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2440442And that’s SCQ 39! Everyone enjoy my little April Fools joke? Ready for episode 40 already? I’ll be around tonight and during the next two weeks for questions/comments. Reminder: No SCQ this coming weekend, we’ll resume the quest April 14th/15th. And the most important question, did you have fun?
>>2440442Well the boy does need a guardian, and a suitably strong one at that.Plus it makes Chaya happy.Great session GD.Did Raven peek into our sub-conscious during our dream?
>>2440483Here's how I imagine this'll play out>Chaya gets with Kakarot instead of Broly>our universe's Kakarot becomes competent and not a complete autist, partially thanks to Chaya>Broly becomes BROly to Chili, and they become bash brothers>Broly gains full control of himself thanks to the power of family, accepts and tames his anger, becomes mini John Constantine>Chili becomes Freeza's honorary nephew, drinks with Arctus every now and then, and sees Cooler as a cooler uncle :^)
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2440484He needs as much if not a little more a guide than a guardian. And it does make Chaya happy. Thanks anon, it was fun to run. No. Even if she had, the other Saiyans have had much wierder dreams than that one.>>2440497Anything’s possible, we’ll have to wait and see how it all plays out.
>>2440585You think Vegeta would be up for leading the children as their own youth elite squadron?Could be a good test to see how well Vegeta takes to split-second leadership.Also a good way to teach the kids that teamwork makes the dream work.
>>2440442"You're way cooler than my real dad" t. broly
>>2440692>"Did you even know your real dad?"and then Broly unlocks the new form of Super Saiyan Beyond Depressed.
this Was an awesome thread thanks gd also Creme pies wouldn’t exist without crime also so creme is responsible for some pornOn a related note does penguin village exist or was it just a dream thing
GrandDragonQM !!YgSxLM4WPvL>>2440603Perhaps. But as of now he’d refuse. He knows how much your daughter means to you, and what can happen in battle. He doesn’t have enough faith in himself, or the stomach for the consequences.>>2440692Kek.>>2440729Glad you enjoyed. And I can’t wait for this team nonsense to disappear. The real April Fools joke would be if it’s permanent
>>2440765>He doesn’t have enough faith in himself, or the stomach for the consequences.A goddamn super saiyan at the age of 7, a cunt hair away from ascending, and he's scared?He ought to have the confidence to wipe out a few planets and protect his team seeing as we taught him.He's also the king of his entire race, if he can't face the consequences now he's gonna learn how soon.
>>2440497>Broly gains full control of himself thanks to the power of family, accepts and tames his anger, becomes mini John ConstantineWe'll get him there. Even if it takes a while, we WILL see Broly and Constantine interact.
>>2440821He lacks confidence in his ability to protect others from two recent events. The Big Gete Star, and you being controlled by Nefarious and beating him soundly. And by stomaching consequences, that was meant as “what unholy hell Karn would unleash upon him if he let his baby girl get killed.”>>2440851Are you REALLY sure meeting him is a good idea?
>>2441036>The Big Gete Star, and you being controlled by Nefarious and beating him soundly.Two events he really had no control over. If he really doesn't feel like he's up to the task then he should grow a pair and get stronger.He's already insanely strong and he's not even a teenager yet, he can't be disheartened now.>that was meant as “what unholy hell Karn would unleash upon him if he let his baby girl get killed.”Don't have to worry about the consequences if he does his job, now does he?Man I feel like we should be actually having this talk with Vegeta right now.
>>2441036>Are you REALLY sure meeting him is a good idea?Meeting with John Constantine is NEVER a good idea. At all. The man is a hazard both physically, mentally, and spiritually (ESPECIALLY spiritually). Death and fates worse than death trail behind him wherever he goes, and things worse than either hunger for both his Soul and that of his companions, and they usually devour his companions the vast majority of the time. Consigning them to things too terrible for mortal or divine comprehension.But damn is he not a fucking riot to hang out with if you manage to survive the constant clusterfuck that is his very life.
>>2440851I do love me some Constantine.
>>2441063Yes but he’a very uncertain. Under his rule, the Saiyans have come closer to extinction than any other time in their recorded history. That’s enough of a burden to weigh on anyone’s conscious.>>2441099This is true. And why the best way to meet him is through books.
>>2441222GD does caped baldy really exist? Seeing as how Boros does, I'm hoping yes.
>>2441351No. Pure gag characters like Saitama and Arale aren’t a real thing. At least in this dimension. Some timelines, however...
how old is chaya and chili at this point?
>>2441629Chili should be over a year by the time we get back, Chaya's like... six? Seven?
>>2441629Had to go archive diving, since I’m at work and don’t have my notes on me. Taking into account they were both removed months earlier than what would be normal, Chaya’s currently 3. Chilli is 1, almost 2. For comparison, Broly and Kakarot are both 2, coming on 3. Vegeta is now 8.
>>2441666Wow these kids grow up fast huh?
>>2441666Chaya's three, huh? Isn't it about time you removed the baby speak when she talks? Maybe still change r to w like in Bwoly but she should be able to speak properly now
>>2441723Yeah, wasn’t expecting that to happen that quick.>>2441749It’ll happen, gradually.
You know, we should probably learn the instant transmission or some other teleportation technique at some point, or I feel like all this space travel is going to catch up with us eventually. I mean, we spend 4 to 6 months at a time in space during our trips, even if Saiyans stay in their prime longer, age might eventually start becoming a problem at this rate. How old are we now anyways?
>>2441879The supreme kai knows a similar tecnique right? Maybe we can get a favor from freeza or king cold to have him teach us.
>>2441888Kai Kai right? But isn't that limited for Kai's and Gaurdians? But you could also learn it in Xenoverse so I'm not too sure.
I wonder if Makai Knights exist here? Would be interesting to encounter one of their lot.
so will we ever see a digimon Bio_emergence event and wind up having to fight said Bio-Emerged digimon?
>>2441879https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVVhSbV1mlw>Instant TransmissionCan we ask Lord Cooler?
>>2441879Movement skills are useful. But to be fair, you’re only as old as Goku was when he landed on Namek. If you count the year he was dead for.>>2441888Unfortunately thats a deity-only technique, and you can only travel your own domain + to the afterlife check-in station.>>2441897There’s actually a good, in-quest reason for that. Remember what Towa told Trunks?>>2441904???>>2442161Wat?>>2442782You could. But why would he teach you?
>>2443164>You could. But why would he teach you?we could always try to roll a 100 on a diplomacy roll
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>2443193let's try
>>2443164>???I had a full fucking post explaining this and everything, but I lost it. So instead, I shall take stuff from the wiki to substitute.>Makai Knights (魔戒騎士 Makai Kishi) are an elite group of trained warriors that hunt and destroy Horrors (think super eldritch megademons)Makai Knights (or Hell Warriors) are a group of specially trained men adept in martial and magical arts that combat Horrors. Founded by the secretive Makai Order and regulated by the Watch Dogs (their overseers and instructors, have craptoms of power, but can't use it without approval from their "higher-ups"), the knights secretly patrol their respective territories to protect civilians from Horrors. Armed with special magical equipment, the knights carry an oath to maintain the light over the darkness in the makai realm.>For equipment, each knight have their own set of Makai Armor and may carry a Madougu (as an advisor and Horror detector). When facing a difficult Horror, the knight can bring out his weapon (magically crafted soul metal blade) and form a halo that opens a portal that instantly opens near the knight to don a wolf-motif armor for battle. Due to the dangerous properties of the armor itself, no Makai Knight can stay in their armored form for more than 99.9 seconds. If this time limit is surpassed, the armor starts to burn its wearer.>The mystical properties of soul metal limits the level of exposure a trained handler can wield. Too much contact with soul metal (even for trained users) can be fatal, as soul metal eats away human flesh on contact and is tougher than any other alloy due to its unique properties. The knight's weapons are also made of soul metal; it has minimal side effects as the blade of the weapon is wrapped in other materials that would limit direct contact with it.
>>2443164>You could. But why would he teach you? I have a sunny disposition and I'm always kind to animals?
>>2443193cuz we, possibly, want to dethrone freiza?
>>2443164I don't know, maybe we trade him telepathy?
>>2443193A roll alone won’t be enough to convince him.>>2443267Neat. But probably not. Or at least if you see them, something’s gone wrong.>>2443271Kek.>>2443295That’s actually a good idea
>>2443346Real talk, GDQM:Is there anyone in the universe cooler than Cooler?
>>2443346>Or at least if you see them, something’s gone wrong.What could be bad enough that it would force the Makai Order and the Saiyans to work together? Messiah threatening to wake up, and a shit ton of Horrors possessing people over the galaxy en masse as a result?
>>2443346Could probably trade Cooler Ki Sense as well. Oh yeah, I was just wondering, but what's the power multiplier like on Legendary Super Saiyan? I know back before Dragon Ball Super it was supposed to be weaker then ASSJ, but that's evidently not the case in DBS, where it seems to be stronger then SSJ3. So where does yours fall on the spectrum? Or is that a secret until later on?
>>2443632Oh yeah, forgot about him. Do you think he's friends with King Cold, since he also has ice powers? He's probably also leader of his own (space) ninja clan, if he IS in this shared universe.
>>2443705well, rage, and emotions in general, always powers you up. lssj had the power of constantly powering up as it didnt have a time limit. also if u go to the autistic wiki, true lssj is when u harness the rage ala ssj4
>>2443295I feel like freeza would not appreciate that, especialy because we haven't given him the technique(I think, correct me if I'm wrong).
>>2443754Eh, he just has to ask.
>>2443754Freeza would love it that means if we teach it to him he can just teleport then bitchslap all of the threats(Also a ki sense using frieza is scary co soldering canon frieza can’t sense ki
>>2443593>>2443632Fucking kek, 10/10.>>2443675Yeah no.>>2443705>what's the power multiplier like on Legendary Super Saiyan?The real threat is that it isn’t a set multiplier. Your power in that form is constantly swelling. That’s also one of its’ most glaring weaknesses. Your body can’t adapt to the enormous, ever-increasing strain; eventually becoming unstable and under enough pressure that you’ll explode when you take a strong enough shock.>>2443754We haven’t. He has been hanging out on New Salda, however. Who knows what new knowledge he’s already gained?
>>2443705LSSJ constantly grows stronger as time goes on.It's the explanation behind Broly getting his shit pushed in by Android Saga Goku and his eventual man-handling of Buu Saga Gohan.
>>2444124Frieza doesn't know telepathy? I had assumed he did because of our conversations with him through mindspeak? ...... Can we teach him? Is that a thing we could do?
>>2444408He didn’t know when you left.
>>2444898So he knows now?Guessing the guardian taught him or cold did
>>2445483He may or may not have learned it yet. All I’ll say is that by the time you get back, he’ll have been on New Salda for over 8 months.
>>2445603Freeza really got worried about his most loyal race, huh? Staying for almost a whole year just to make sure no more harm happens to the Saiyans, how sweet. A truly worthy Emperor of the Universe!
>>2445603Has frieza been spending time with chili?
>>2445603I found a better resolution version of the OP since I got bored.
>>2445618Without Karn, Meloka, Vegeta, Turles, and Ubo, New Salda was left virtually defenseless against the Covenant. But he’s REALLY ready to leave.>>2445729We’ll have to wait and see what he’s been up to.>>2446050Appreciated. Have 5 different pics, cycle them out between threads. Can’t reuse a thread-opening pic when I have two threads still on the board.
>>2446084>he’s REALLY ready to leaveOh Lord, he's just fuming in his ship isn't he?We're gonna have to get him a good gift next time we see him just to repay him for putting up with all this....I hope he isn't blasting any servant that comes to his quarters to deliver messages.
>>2446084>Have 5 different pics, cycle them out between threads.>Can’t reuse a thread-opening pic when I have two threads still on the board.Have you tried using the funny one with the nose and mouth?
QM UPDATEI haven’t forgotten about that late epilogue, I’m 2 1/2 posts in on finishing it. And since there won’t be a thread this weekend, I’m considering making a second epilogue during that off week, but I’m unsure what it could be. We’ll have to wait and see.>>2446106>Oh Lord, he's just fuming in his ship isn't he?He came without his ship. He was in a hurry. Its also a part of his irritation. >I hope he isn't blasting any servant that comes to his quarters to deliver messagesThat would defeat the purpose of staying and protecting the Saiyans. Although he’ll probably want to go a round or two with you to blow off some steam when you get back.>>2446127>Have you tried using the funny one with the nose and mouth?If I’m still around and posting next year, that’ll be opening pic for next April Fools. Will probably devote that entire thread to just fun shenanigans.
>>2446355>Will probably devote that entire thread to just fun shenanigans.SAIYAN CONQUEROR QUESTPLUS TEAM FOUR STARPLUS ACTUAL CANONIt's gonna be G R E A T
>>2446371 Hellsing Abridged Crossover
>>2446383>that spoilerMight as well throw in Castlevania in there and have them all work with Guts to kill demons and vampires
>>2446391Then the No Fun squad will come in with Trunks, only to get a big ol facefull of BOY YOU ARE NOT STOPPING MY FUN GENOCIDAL RAMPAGE, AGAINST FUCKING VAMPIER SAIYENS OF ALL THINGS, from TFS Vegeta.
>>2446371>>2446383>>2446391>>2446403Maybe not actual canon, but its far too soon to tell. I’m just glad this April Fools joke went over with everyone as well as it did.
>>2446484Hey I'd be down to dick around with TFS Canon next April Fools.Maybe it can be a time-breaker PQ or something.
>>2446569I still wonder what abridged Karn would be like.Or abridged vegetsa reaction to use utterly MANHANDLING Trunks
>>2446687Abridged Karn would be a mad wise-ass.And he'd probably also actually be kind of a shit teacher Vegeta, as well as a shit person in general.It'd be something along the lines of Karn telling Vegeta not to die when we leave him in the gravity chamber set to max while he goes out drinking.
>>2446569They’d be fun to bring in. Hopefully by then, they’llve gone back to making DBZ Abridged. Actually watched a few of their streams recently, and damn. HBI2K is 17-tier MVP, running an entire 3-man stream solo.>>2446687We’ll never know. Or will we?>abridged vegetsa reaction to use utterly MANHANDLING Trunks“AND YOU DARE TO CALL YOURSELF MY SON?!!”
>>2446712*shit teacher to Vegeta**when he leaves him in*I need a proof-reader
>>2446714By next years April fools we would be able to kill hogan with one punch (sine they would get to about SS2 gohan va cell by that time
>>2446712Well abridged Karn would have died just as ‘canon’ Karn did, unless they say otherwise. Who knows, maybe some of them actually read this.>>2446728I sure hope not. I was always curious how they’d portray Buu.
>>2446744>Who knows, maybe some of them actually read this.I think they're rooted too firmly in the politically correct crowd to go on 4chan anymore.Plus anytime anybody here talks about them anymore it's almost entirely complaints and shit-talking which can be exhausting to dig through when it's targeted directly at you.
>>2446714oh right, also vegeta possibly fangasming over us having Legendary Super Siyn for a reason that isnt freaking dumb
>>2446751>I think they're rooted too firmly in the politically correct crowd to go on 4chan anymore.And make public mention of it. Publicly talking about something that can be as polarizing as this place is bad for business. They have to get maximum crowd schmeckles to stay in business after all.>>2446756Meeting Karn(at the point we’re currently at for both stories) who’s noticeably weaker than him yet has progressed so much farther in mastering Super Saiyan would both intrigue and infuriate him.
>>2446855>"BUT HOW DID YOU MASTER THAT FORM SO QUICKLY?! YOU'RE SO DAMN WEAK!">"I just uhh...forgot to turn it off honestly.">"Even our Vegeta figured that shit out and when he was 7.">"When did you finally acclimate to Super Saiyan anyhow?">"I bet you made Kakkarot mad jealous when you did.">Vegeta's face when
>>2446895shit man, what would our vegeta say to canon vegeta?
>>2446969>"Oh lord I remember being that young, thinking I was the next in line to rule with a puny power level of 18,000.">"What? I passed that level years ago thanks to Karn. I bet I usurped father before you too, didn't I?">"Why are you crying?">"CAN'T YOU SEE I'M LAMENTING MY WASTED POTENTIAL OVER HERE!"
also us having a younge broly with us would probably freak several of thecannon/abridged charters out. poor poor Prncess trunks
>>2446895>"I bet you made Kakkarot mad jealous when you did."“Wait, your rivals with him? But he’s weaker than my daughter in my time, how is he rivals with you?”>>2446969Would depend on what point of time that Vegeta hails from.>>2447004Kek.>>2447107After learning you’re helping him control his Super Saiyan powers, they’d actually be a bit more relaxed.
>>2446383Please Anon. Some men can only get so erect.
>>2448019It's Karn saying that line if it wasn't clear.I base that on the assumption that Vegeta would still have an inferiority complex and take it out on the weakest stooge possible, in this case it'd be Kakkarot.
>>2448019You know, we always think about how TFS Vegeta would throw a fit at our better Vegeta, but no one thinks about all the shit Tien would give him when he finds a respectful little Vegeta that wants to learn his Ki Koa Ho attack.
>>2448090Their life experiences up to this point are completely different. One became king, the other a slave. Karn’s Vegeta would berate most other Vegetas for wasting their potential for decades.>>2448344Maybe this Vegeta will develop something better?
>>2449283Can we kill an alternate version of freeza?(is it freeza or frieza?)
Sending good vibes so you can finish that epilogue
>>2446756Not only do we not have it for a dumb reason, we have it for a REALLY GOOD reason.>be an ascended super saiyan, master to the king of our race and general to the emperor of the universe>our planet is under siege by a machine lifeform the size of a planet, controlled by a madman on a quest for revenge>our mind is attacked unexpectedly, we fall unconscious and are captured along with our mate>we wake up bound and immobile, and are tortured horribly. we feel our race dying across the planet>the sight of our mate's flesh burning enrages us. a vision of our daughter's imminent death shoots through our mind>we fucking explode in a storm of rage and power that shakes the planet and obliterate the enemy that would dare to wrong usas opposed to>one time when i was a baby, there was another baby next to me, and it wouldn't stop crying
Honestly, i'd love some omakes that are just interactions between us and abridged characters, i think i a lot of us would.
>>2449732Possibly. And I use Freeza becauseits habit, that was the only way I’d seen it spelled in my pre-internet youth.>>2449946Almost done anon. It’l be out within the next 3 hours.>>2450163It was a very good reason.>>2450172Maaaaybe. I’ve kept them all ‘canon’ events so far. Have to think on it.
>>2450272They don't have to be canon, you can just lable non-canon omakes as such.That'd allow you a lot more creative freedom, and allow us to see some things we really want to see.
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 39 Epilogue-AGE 739. KARN’S SHIP, KVIR’S MOON “TAG!! You it!” you shout, giggling as you tackle Broly into the wall. You are Chaya, daughter of Karn and Meloka, and your daddy just left the ship for his mission. Momma told you that you couldn’t go outside yet because it was too dangerous, so you and Broly are instead playing tag in the Gravity Chamber.“Catch me!” you shout, planting your feet on his chest and pushing off. You flip once and land on all fours, sliding across the floor to a stop. You look up, sensing Broly closing in on you rapidly. You tense in anticipation, remembering what Momma taught you. Wait for it.... Now!“HIYAA!!” you shout, pushing off the floor with all fours and launching straight up into the air. Broly dashes past underneath you, unable to stop and turn like Momma does, and instead slams hard into the far wall face-first. You burst out into uncontrollable giggles as he falls to the ground, rubbing his head.“Ow.” he says, standing back up with a bit of a wobble before readying himself again. You giggle some more, preparing to move, when suddenly the door opens.“Chaya, Broly!” Momma calls. “I have some friends for you to meet.”“Friends?” you think, you and Broly floating over to the door. You both land, seeing Momma with a bunch of strangers.“Hello, I’m Gine.” the woman says, then points to the two kids in order. “And these are my boys, Raditz and Kakarot.”cont
>>2450534“Kar-rot?” you ask, head tilting sideways as Momma and Gine laugh. He looks nice. The other one looks mean, you think, with his big dumb hair. “Ka-ka-rot sweetie.” Momma says, then turns to the two boys. You two stay in here, alright? At least until the fighting’s over.”“But I can fight too!” Raditz says, Momma turning squarely to him.“Oh really?” she asks, kneeling to eye level with him. “Alright then, here’s the deal: block this attack and you can go fight too.”“Meloka!?” Gine shouts, part shock and part confusion, Momma seemingly ignoring her for a moment. “Ready?” she asks, sitting on the floor cross-legged.“Ready!” he shouts, taking a stance you hadn’t seen before. The silence is tense, no one moving. Second after second ticks by, then you blink. And then blink a few more times, to make sure your eyes were working. Its already over. Raditz is laying flat face-down on the ground, momma holding both his tail and one arm behind his back. She then slowly flicks him on the forehead with her free hand, releasing the boy and standing.“Its dangerous out there.” Momma says, as she and Gine walk out of the room. “You’re not ready for this one.”The door shuts, you hear Momma telling Gine about Silver as they walk away, Kakarot walking curiously to his brother. “You okay?” he asks, holding a hand down to him.“Tch! I don’t need your help!” he says, swatting Kakarot’s hand away and pushing himself to his feet. “Hey!” you shout, a wonderful idea forming in your head. “You wanna play with us Radis? Karrot?”“Oookay!” Kakarot shouts, Raditz tch-ing again and turning away from the three of you. You and Broly explain the rules, barely finishing before he energetically reaches out and touches you, shouting “TAG!!” and flying away laughing. You and Broly laugh as well, the three of you playing as mister stupid hair sits and grumbles to himself. This eventually gives you an idea, you letting Kakarot tag you and catching him by surprise.Huh?” he asks, you shhhh-ing him. He tilts his head curiously, you sneakily floating down towards Raditz. You’re right above him, turning to look back at Kakarot and Broly with a mischievous grin. Kakarot’s eyes are wide, he looks nervous for some reason, while Broly looks down curiously. Turning back to Raditz, you float over the top of his head and poke him on the nose“TAG!!” you shout, giggling and flying back towards Broly and Kakarot. “You’re it!”"Go. Away." he says, not even turning to the three of you. “I have no interest in playing with you children.”"You a child too y’know!” you shout back, his grumpy attitude getting on your nerves.“You know what? Fine, I’ll play along.” he says, standing and turning to face you with a mean smile, popping his knuckles. You smile at him, dropping into your stance. Broly and Kakarot aren’t that good at tag, maybe he’ll be better.cont
>>2450538“HAAAAAA!!” Raditz shouts, dashing straight at you. He’s fast, but not quite as fast as Broly, you’re easily able to simply drop down a few feet, Raditz soaring through where you were fist-first. “Too swooow!” you call out, giggling as he grumbles in annoyance, flipping and kicking off the wall back at you even faster. You drop down further through the air, landing on all fours as Raditz soars overhead yet again. Again he kicks off the wall and launches at you, this time you dodge by leaping over him as he rushes. Over and over he charges, and each time you dodge him easily by floating up or down, side to side, each time he gets a little closer to tagging you but still too far away. This is fun!“That’s it! I’ve had enough!!” Raditz shouts, aura flaring and catching you all off-guard. Well, all but one of you.“Stop!” Kakarot says, desperately flying up to Raditz and waving his arms. “Don hur my frie-““SHUT UP!!” Raditz shouts, delivering a crushing blow to his gut. You and Broly watch on, stunned, as he then flips and slams Kakarot into the ground with a two-handed axe handle, the boy bouncing once then laying still. You’d just met him, but he was your friend. And now he’s laying on the ground, unmoving. You feel something stirring in your chest, something powerful.“You. You big JERK!!!” you shout, aura flaring wildly around you. You’ve never wanted to hurt anyone before. But now... “You...! I’m gonna...!!”“Oh, is the baby gonna cry?” he taunts, arms crossed and sneering at you as he slowly floats closer. “Don’t worry. You’re next!”I’m gonna make him hurtThe thought springs into your mind as you focus all of that anger into your right hand. Just like Daddy taught you, your energy gathers in your right hand. More and more and more power coalesces in your hand, more than you’ve ever used before. He’s gonna pay!“HYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you shout, exploding towards Raditz. His eyes widen in shock, a moment too slow in defending himself from your attack. Your punch catches him square in the gut, the energy exploding as you punch through his armor and send him crashing hard into the far wall. He hits with enough force to bounce back, slamming into you and knocking you both from the air. You lay on the ground panting, the sudden drop in energy leaving you exhausted. You hear Raditz getting up to his feet, you turning your head to see him, and take in the damage. The entire front of his armor was destroyed, and his gut is already a bruised mess. But he looks even angrier now.“How...? How dare you?!” he shouts, aura flaring as he gathers his energy into his upturned palms. “How dare you strike me, worm! I’ll make you suffer for that! HAAAAAAA!!!”cont
>>2450543You can feel the power behind this attack, this is gonna hurt. But you’re too tired to move, so you close your eyes, tensing up and just waiting for it to hit you. Suddenly you hear an explosion, and opening your eyes all you can see is dust, choking you and forcing you to cough as it settles. Once it clears you see what happened, and you can’t help but shout.“BRO-EE!!”“How did you withstand that?” Raditz shouts, Broly standing tall before you with his arms spread.“No.” Broly says, clenching his fists as he pulls his arms to his sides. “No more.”“No more? No more?! You can’t tell me what to do!” Raditz shouts angrily, dashing at Broly. You shout for Broly, worried he could get hurt. But you were worried for nothing, Broly catches his punch with one hand! “Wh-What?!” https://youtube.com/watch?v=M65QwnxHe6I“No. More.” Broly says, his aura flashing a blinding golden. Raditz looks on horrified as Broly transforms into a Super Saiyan! Stunned, he slowly backs up and trips over his own feet, falling to the ground.“Wha-What ARE you?” Raditz asks, completely shocked. Instead of answering, Broly turns back to you, grabbing your hands and pulling you back to your feet. You smile uncontrollably, Broly’s so cool when he goes bwaaa! But before anyone can say or do anything else, the door opens.“Hey kids, I brought you some.... What happened in here?” Gine says, walking in holding two giant platters of food, another balanced on her head. There’s a moment of stunned silence, the smell of delicious food spreading through the room then:“FOOD!”Kakarot shouts, waking up and leaping off the ground at Gine immediately. She tries to tell him to slow down, but he crashes headfirst into Gine, sending them both and the food crashing down to the ground. Gine laughs at Kakarot’s antics, you and Broly joining in too. As everyone laughs, even that jerk Raditz, Broly lets his Super Saiyan power fade as the seriousness of the moment completely dissolves, all for the far more important matter of food. Everyone dives in, you eating to your stomach’s content. -Saiyan Conqueror Quest 39 Epilogue End-
>>2450552Wow, raditz is a mad cunt.Karn needs to teach that bitch a lesson about how to treat potential future teammates.
>>2450543Oh my god, Radits is our cannon Vegeta.
>>2450552And Broly earning another good stepson mark on the board right here.....and checked.
>>2450552Confirmed: making Broly our honorary stepson was a good choice for everyone.
>>2450559Raditz was angry about being told he’s too young to help, especially when he’s nearly as old as Vegeta. After shown how powerless he was, he was then kept away from the fight “with a bunch of children.” Its expected when your ego takes the beating his just did. We’ll see how that develops later on.>>2450604He and Chaya’s relationship so far closely resembles canon Vegeta and Goku’s. He thought himself above everyone there, then Chaya kept dodging him despite getting serious and even got such a good hit in on him. >>2450608>>2450720Broly’s a good kid so far. And remember, this happened BEFORE you adopted him.
>>2450552>Broly’s so cool when he goes bwaaa!kekgod dammit, gd
>>2450811You’re welcome anon.
>>2450608I suggest we get some banana stickers for the kids.Great way to get any child to behave.My only worry is that Ubo would also try and get banana stickers and be incredibly jealous when we tell them they're just for the kids.I tell ya, Child Psychology is weird.
>>2450928Fucking forgot my pic
>>2450928>>2451091I thought this seemed familiar, but I couldn’t place it. Been too long since I watched that show.
>>2451102So how long would it take Ubo before he realizes he can just buy the stickers?
>>2451128Raven’d tell him, probably.
>>2451176Bloodborne Great Ones when? They're canonically from outer space.
also realized, we are a little past halfway to finally being able to achive golden ozzaru.reminder to teach guldo guided eye beams when we next meet himwe also need to try and lern the kamhameha after it got used on us, its go so many uses. any of you all rember that time goku launched it form his feet for a recoil boost?
>>2451276I hadn’t realized it was a gif at first, thought I was going crazier. And for me to include them, first I’d have to either play it myself or watch a playthrough>>2451460That was the best kamehameha.
>>2451462you are now pictureing karn doing that with a Final flash to perform waht amounts to a rocket propelled Dragon Fist.
>>2451462>that spoilerI highly reccommend watching ChristopherOdd or GenerationHollow seeing as they have actual good commentary and stop to talk about the shit they see and find out, especially the latter. The problem with the latter is that he has online disabled in his playthrough, which kinda kills some of the charm of playing soulsborne games, but the former doesn't, so it's your choice.
>>2451462>I hadn’t realized it was a gif at first, thought I was going crazier.>thought I was going crazierInsight is one HELL of a drug
>>2451801You ever watch epicnamebro? Dude is comfy.
>>2451817Nah, dude completely dropped Bloodborne because of the baby thing. I doubt he's even relevant anymore.
>>2451481Hmm.>>2451801>online disabled What a casual.>>2451804Hey I know what I am.
>>2451868You know, Kingdom Hearts takes place in space...
REMINDERNo Saiyan Conqueror Quest this weekend, the next episode is scheduled to start April 14th. My apologies, but I’m just gonna be too busy to run a proper thread.
>>2452895Crisis of infinate Karns when.
>>2452654I don’t want Disney to rip me a new one, no thanks.>>2454056If it happens, it’ll be well after meeting the Council of Towa.
>>2454251So is there a PQ for the latest Epilogue?If so I hope Trunks feels real bad about correcting history when he see exactly how fucking cute Chaya is.
>>2454265or he hs to fight TimeBreaker Legendary Karn... that turns into Janemba on roids do to unlimited demonic power
>>2454751>Legendary Timebreaker Karnhttps://youtu.be/NRBvMYc2RYo?t=68
>>2454898i dont get how ten minutes of cars is relevent to this.
>>2454918Turbocharger + Supercharger.
>>2454921I guess it might not make sense if you don't know anything about cars.A supercharger is turned directly by a belt on the engine and forces extra air into it at low RPMs, allowing it to generate more power as if it were a larger engine.Of course, because it's not actually a larger engine, this creates a lot of stress on it.A turbocharger uses exhaust gasses to turn a turbine which forces extra air into the engine at high RPMs for a similar effect.It's common to have one or the other, but it's really uncommon to have both due to the complexity of getting them working together, and fanboyism.Thus, a twincharged engine is similar to karn using the legendary transformation and demon ki simultaneously, both of which boost his power massively, but in different ways, and at the cost of enormous stresses on his body.
>>2454941ah, okay, now it makes sense. thank you for teaching me a new thing.
>>2454949 and becuase lets keep going: until its stupidLegendary Timebreaker super sayin god super sayin 4 kio-kenx20
>>2454978Well, if you could go blue and legendary at the same time, it might counteract the negative effects of legendary.However, you'd still be left with an enormous amount of ki to control for kaioken, even before timebreaker.
>>2454981but lets face it, anything on the receving end of that is fucked 8 ways to sunday