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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit
Twitter: @QuestingQM

Suptg Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=European

You are Renexizious, and you have brought over a caravan of twenty dwarves to a nearby mountain so they may carve out their fates (and bring a nice profit), to you, the Emperor of Holy Sweden, blessed be thy name.
Now, you stir from giving a good tumble to your wife, and you realize today is the day of the parade and festivities. However, a slave, a Yuan-Ti awaits you.
"M'lord, we have finished the construction of the Barracks and our quarters."
"Good... Now, build this..."
Buildings
>Give Charlemagne his own lair. He deserves it.
>Build a new room (Like what?)
>Attempt to modernize your lair, with things such as "Televisions" and "Radios".
>Construct a new Regimental Barracks
>Concubine's Housing, allows for more Concubines.
>Manufactory, produce equipment for just using some slaves.
>Slave Quarters
>Write-In
(Updates are going to be slower, playing HoI4 in the background.
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>>241219
Modernize baby
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>>241219
>>Attempt to modernize your lair, with things such as "Televisions" and "Radios".
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>>241219
>Give Charlemagne his own lair. He deserves it.
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"Modernize my lair. I tire of being behind other leaders in fancy rooms."
The slave nods, and says it will take four days, and starts talking about "electrical wiring." Whatever that is. It seems you have a free period to spend your time however you wish.
Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your Concubines
>Teach Charlemagne (Learning)
>Prepare for the festival. As in, discipline your family.
>Write-In
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>>241296
>Prepare for the festival. As in, discipline your family.
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>>241296
>>Prepare for the festival. As in, discipline your family.
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>>241311
Supporting
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You decide your family cannot be let allowed to run amuck this day. You gather Charlemagne and your wife.

"Now listen to me, today we to be a proper, royal family. There will be no breathing fire on peasants, eating of random objects, kidnapping of civillians to use in inhumane projects beneath the basement, no murder, no conspiracy theories, no boobytrapping, no forcing peasantry to give you food, or anything that involves hitting, eating, killing, or whatnot. Understand?"
Your wife seems distracted by a servant carrying a cake, while Charlemagne is muttering to himself in the corner. Goddamn it.
Actions
>Get them to listen. You won't let them ruin this. (Diplomacy)
>Force them to listen, or you'll ground them! Even your wife! (Intimidate)
>Get Claw in here to give them puppy eyes. He won't fail you. (Use Claw's Charisma)
>Write-In
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>>241353
Diplo is best problem solution.
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>>241353
>>Get Claw in here to give them puppy eyes. He won't fail you. (Use Claw's Charisma)
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>>241353
>Get them to listen. You won't let them ruin this. (Diplomacy)
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Roll me a 1d20+6 for this.
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Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>241403
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Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>241403
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Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>241403
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>>241494
there we go, now can we speed this up a bit folks, i mean come on where is everyone?
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>>241508
Would have found it faster if there was a link in the last thread, I doubt I'm the only one.
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>>241403
Still there QM?
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Son of a bitch! I got absorbed into HoI4.
>>241494
20+6=26
Critical Success.
"Listen up, we are here to prove to the people that some of us are human. Or were, in the case of my wife. Now, you two will not do anything to tarnish Sweden or it's name, at all. Is this understood?"
Your wife hesitantly looks away from the cake, and your son stops muttering and salutes you. You think you might of actually gotten to them. Maybe nothing can go wrong now.
You arrive down at where the parade is to start in the Imperial Limo, followed by your son and wife. Many people cheer and clap at you, as you take the front row along with your men in this parade. The marching band plays a tone, and your men begin marching down Stockholm's streets. Your wife is giving kisses and shaking hands with the crowd, with her in human form, and your son keeps a respectable distance from the crowd, keeping an eye out for would-be assassins. You however, decide to...
>Show the people you are relatable, you will go towards the crowd and shake hands like your wife. (Diplomacy)
>Stay away, you are a Dragon, not a diplomat.
>Impress the crowd, you are a dragon after all, why not show them some of your power? (Charisma)
>Write-In
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>>241712
>>Show the people you are relatable, you will go towards the crowd and shake hands like your wife. (Diplomacy)
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>>241712
>>Show the people you are relatable, you will go towards the crowd and shake hands like your wife. (Diplomacy)
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Roll me a 1d20+6 for diplomacy.
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Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

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Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>241745
time to show that winning smile
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Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>241745
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Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>241745
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>>241752
19+6=25
Extremely Successful!

You put on a smile, and walk by the crowd, shaking hands (though you might of left some scars, judging from the fact your in half-dragon form), you even signed some autographs, and high-fived some of your loyalists. You also gave a quick kiss to a overzealous fangirl while your wife wasn't looking. Of course, the parade continues throughout town, and eventually you reach the festivity spot, where a large crowd is cheering the armed forces on. The armed forces disperse throughout the festivities, forming a defensive ring around to make sure any... Subversive, elements can't make it through. The mayor of Stockholm puts his hand on your shoulder, and after brushing him off (knocking him down), you ask what he wants.
"Well, I'd like you to give a speech."
"Why didn't you tell me beforehand?!"
"Because it was shoehorned in by popular demand!'
Popular demand... You'd know your son would have crazy theories about that.
Actions
>Go on the stage and give a speech to the crowd...
>Refuse, you know better then to go on last-minute stages...
>Get your son, and put him on security detail while you go on the stage.
>Write-In
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>>241779
pls for the love of god dont test our luck my dude.... the dice gods love fucking with us and we already got one 20
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>>241790
>>Get your son, and put him on security detail while you go on the stage.
What could go wrong?
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>>241790
>Get your son, and put him on security detail while you go on the stage.
just dont let him go all tin foil hat on spectators pls
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You tell your son to "Make nothing's going on or going to explode or whatnot."
Your son proceeds to rant to security about lizardjews, degenerates, and subversives. After a few minutes, they disperse throughout the crowd, attempting to remove anyone who may pose a security risk, and move to the rooftops to counter-snipe snipers.
You get on the stage, and look out to the (somewhat annoyed) crowd, who looks up at you, expedingtly.
Actions.
>Give a speech about how far the Empire has come. (Diplomacy)
>Enthuse the crowd about future glory! (Charisma.)
>Give a military salute, and congratulate the military forces on a job well done.
>Give a roar and proclaim the Empire will last a thousand years, for an empire made by a dragon, protected by one, will live a lifespan similar to one. (Charisma, HARD)
>Tell the crowd that the Empire will expand further, for the glory of God and Country. (Charisma)
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>>241827
>Give a roar and proclaim the Empire will last a thousand years, for an empire made by a dragon, protected by one, will live a lifespan similar to one. (Charisma, HARD)
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>>241827
>>Enthuse the crowd about future glory! (Charisma.)
>>Give a roar and proclaim the Empire will last a thousand years, for an empire made by a dragon, protected by one, will live a lifespan similar to one. (Charisma, HARD)
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>>241831
Supporting, in addition promise to change the quality of living for the better in the near future
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>>241827
>>Give a speech about how far the Empire has come. (Diplomacy
>>241827
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>>241831
+1
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Roll me a 1d20+5 for this.
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>241844
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>241844
incoming 1
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>241844
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>>241846
>>241846
15+5=20
Good Success
Writing soon.
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>>241846
15+5=20
You let out a roar, which may or may not deafen the people in the front. The crowd roars back in cheering, as you take the stage.
"Citizens of the Empire! As your Emperor, it is my sacred duty to bring you to further glory and prestige... But, it is also YOUR duty to assist me in it. No human Empire has lasted more then a thousand years, if that. A empire, ruled by a dragon... Protected by one? That will be much harder to break down. So, as your Emperor, I promise that your children's children's children, will still see the Empire kicking and fighting. No matter what."
The crowd cheers out, and the festivities begin. The mayor says you gave a good speech, and you push him out of the way. You like being forewarned about speeches.
There are some activites spread around, some of which draw your interest.
>Pay the eating contest a visit. You haven't eaten breakfast afterall.
>Yeah, no. You don't like "activities", you're just going to get drunk in the bar now.
>Attempt to win at a sort of... Test your strength machine? This is gonna be good.
>Look around, you know for a fact that your parades and festivities nearly always have protestors. It's unlike them to not be here.
>Write-In
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>>241881
>>Look around, you know for a fact that your parades and festivities nearly always have protestors. It's unlike them to not be here.
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>>241881
>>Look around, you know for a fact that your parades and festivities nearly always have protestors. It's unlike them to not be here.
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You search around, and can find nothing, nada, zero, trace of any protestors or anything similar to that. It might be the fact that half of the attendees are from Hansodr, which are all werewolves. So maybe they decided to scram before they got eaten by something...
Actions
>Find your son, and alert him that there is absolutely zero presence of any protestors.
>Attempt to find the protestors... Or terrorists.
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>>241913
>>Find your son, and alert him that there is absolutely zero presence of any protestors.
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Eh, I'm going to continue this tommorow, I don't feel up for it tonight, sorry gents.
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>>241913
>>Attempt to find the protestors... Or terrorists.
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>>241913
>>Find your son, and alert him that there is absolutely zero presence of any protestors.
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>>241913
>Attempt to find the protestors... Or terrorists.
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Sorry guys for not continuing yesterday, I'll be continuing this later and MUCH later then usual in exchange
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>tfw your 4chan players care more about your quest then your real-life d&d players
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You apparently can't find any protestors any sort, the only evidence being some anti-fascist signs missing their owners and crossed out dragons. Which probably means you. They got the proportions on some wrong, except one you particular like, which depicts you as a dragon with a Hitler mustache. You pocket that sign for later, of course... Then, that's when you find your first clue, an unconscious anti-fascist member. How can you tell? Easy, it's all about how they look like manchildren, and also the good trusty Karl Marx on a shirt, which really helps pin point them.
Actions
>Interrogate the unconcious anti-fascist (Intimidate)
>Eat him, he is a communist after al- I mean, he was coming right for you! Yeah, that's it.
>Ask him what's wrong. It is funny to see mortal's reactions when a dragon asks them something another human would say. (Diplomacy)
>Write-In
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>>244012
>>Ask him what's wrong. It is funny to see mortal's reactions when a dragon asks them something another human would say. (Diplomacy)
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>>244012
>Ask him what's wrong. It is funny to see mortal's reactions when a dragon asks them something another human would say. (Diplomacy)
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>>244012
>>Ask him what's wrong. It is funny to see mortal's reactions when a dragon asks them something another human would say. (Diplomacy)
I want to see if we're actually hated or if it's just like minded thinking.
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Roll me a 1d20+6 for talking to the Not!Communist
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Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>244039
Roland
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>>244043
I have ruined everything. ;_;
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>>244043
Were off to a good start today.
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>>244043
>Episode 4: The Dice Strikes Back
good goyim, writing
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Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>244039
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Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>244039
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>>244043
1+6=7
Critical Failure

You lean down to poke him awake, and you "accidently" poke a hole through Karl Marx. Heh. Shows that sucker for going against the proletariat. The "anti-fascist" wakes up, and starts screaming "I do not consent!" You'd blush if you were human, but you aren't. Instead, you have an anti-fasicst claiming you are going to rape him, in front of you. If you don't regain control of the situation, you might actually draw attention.
Actions
>Quickly, slap sense into him! (Agility)
>Eat him, leave no evidance in case someone runs around the corner! (Body)
>Tell him you are in fact, Renexizious, and you are not going to rape him. (Diplomacy, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>244081
>>Tell him you are in fact, Renexizious, and you are not going to rape him. (Diplomacy, HARD)

>Diplomacy, HARD for not being a rapist
kek
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>>244081
>Tell him you are in fact, Renexizious, and you are not going to rape him. (Diplomacy, HARD)
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>>244081
>>Tell him you are in fact, Renexizious, and you are not going to rape him. (Diplomacy, HARD)
and
>Quickly, slap sense into him! (Agility)
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Roll me a 1d20+6 for tell someone you weren't going to rape them.
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Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>244110
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Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>244110
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Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>244110
Kinda want another 1 desu
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Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>244110
T-trying again
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>>244115
>>244115
same here too, senpai

>>244115
13+6=19
Success!
"Hold on now, I'm not going to rape you. I have standards, I would go after a wench rather than you, a manlet."
He calms down, and seems saddened by this.
"I'm just here to interrogate you. Or eat you, if you don't help me."
"What?"
"Ignore that last bit, it's not important."
"I... I guess I have no choice then."
"Good, now tell me, who attacked you?"
"Some... Some fucking white males called the Legionnaires, no doubt a part of your thugs."
"Interesting, what were they wearing?"
"Some catholic religious icons, like the fools they are."
"Silence, heathan. Tell me, where are they, and where is the rest of the protestors?"
"The rest of the protestors ran off, and I heard that their base is in a old church not too far away from the city, Hitler."
God, your tired of this man.
Actions
>Eat him, you tire of him.
>Knock him unconscious, no need to kill him.
>Leave him be, he did tell you what you need to know.
>Write-In
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>>244140
>>Knock him unconscious, no need to kill him.
Oh man, we have our very own fanatics?!

Finally. All the *cool* dictators have zealots, man.
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>>244140
Do we have ability to brainwash and indoctrinate?
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>>244140
>Knock him unconscious, no need to kill him.
First pretend were gonna rape him though.
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>>244140
>Knock him unconscious, no need to kill him.
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>>244152
No. Not yet at least.
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>>244140
>write in: Rape him
>Knock him unconscious, no need to kill him.
>>244160
Note to self, get a cult of personality.
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>>244140
Knock him out WITH our dragon dick.
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Three anons want to Rape!, while others want to just knock him out... I find this amusing...
Just going to narrow this down a little further.

>Rape him, do it anon-chan!
>Don't do it anon-chan!
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>244184
>Don't do it anon-chan!
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>>244184
>Don't do it anon-chan!
we can fuck later.
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>>244184
>>Don't do it anon-chan!
I much prefer it to be a running joke instead of a fact
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>>244184
>>Don't do it anon-chan!
wtf, he probably smells like mountain dew and sadness
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Don't do it wins!

A brief running thought goes through your brain, you could rape him... But you'd rather not waste the time. You instead settle for merely knocking him out, and you head to wherever he said the old church... It'll take you a while to find them.
Current Form: Dragonblooded
Actions
>Ask around to see if anyone knows where they are. (Charisma)
>Attempt to look around for wherever they are. (Surveying)
>Send out your soldiers to find them, and attempt to go from least-likely to most likely. (Tactics)
>Write-In
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>>244233
>>Ask around to see if anyone knows where they are. (Charisma)
They don't really seem all that subtle
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>>244233
>Ask around to see if anyone knows where they are. (Charisma)
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>>244233
>Ask around to see if anyone knows where they are. (Charisma)
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Roll me a 1d20+5 to be social.
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>244252
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Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>244252
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>244252
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>>244256
>>244256
17+5=22

It's not too hard to find their base, which is a ruined old church damaged in your first rampage, and hasn't been repaired since. You see some light coming from inside it, and you head down to it, and you decide you want in.
Actions
>Just knock on the door. While in half-dragon form.
>Knock on the door in human form. You want to infiltrate them first.
>Attempt to enter through one of the holes in the ceiling. Thank Christ you can (somewhat) fly in Half-Dragon form.
>Write-In
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>>244275
>>Knock on the door in human form. You want to infiltrate them first.
I always love the shock they get when we revert.
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>>244275
>Just knock on the door. While in half-dragon form.
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>>244275
>>Just knock on the door. While in half-dragon form.
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>>244275
>Just knock on the door. While in half-dragon form.
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>>244275
>>Knock on the door in human form. You want to infiltrate them first.
Hell, fellow humans, I too like that devilishly handsome dragon man.
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Ending voting in five minutes
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>>244275
Remind ourselves to repair this church later and have it reordained.
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>>244311
While we're at it, we should fund some charitable societies through the churches. Sneaky way to get healthcare without being communist.
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>>244311
I meant reconsecrated.
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>>244275
>>Just knock on the door. While in half-dragon form.
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Guys, these dudes could be skittish, they may try to run if we show up as a half dragon, instead of a prospective member
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>>244330
It's always dumb to run from the police, moreso when they have wings.
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You knock on the door in Half-Dragon form.
Current Form: Half-Dragon
A small slit in the door opens up to face your chest.
"Ello, who-"
The man realizes that the chest is in fact, not the background scenary, and is in fact your clothes. You move your head down and look inside, seeing the man on the floor, looking terrified.
"I'd recommend letting me inside. It's cold out."
You hear the unlocking of the door, and talking inside.
The door opens for you to see a small collection of forty men bearing rifles, wearing a suit of armor with a cross and a dragon through it, poorly made however, as the porportions are wrong. Again.... And in addition, they are bowing.
"Saint Renexizious himself! Come on in, my lord!"
You step inside.
Actions
>Ask for lunch, and ask who they are.
>Casually mention that you know they beat up some protestors, and totally not encourage them further
>Wait a minute... You aren't a saint (yet), why are they claiming you are? Who do these heretics think they are?!
>Write-In
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>>244355
>>Ask for lunch, and ask who they are.
We can get down to their presumption later.
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>>244355
>>Casually mention that you know they beat up some protestors, and totally not encourage them further
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>>244355
>Casually mention that you know they beat up some protestors, and totally not encourage them further
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>>244355
>>Ask for lunch, and ask who they are.
Clearly we need to achieve saint-hood. Dragon-cults are great.
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>>244367
>>244370
I feel like we should do both
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Going to wait five more minutes or until a vote hits there people
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling then.
1=Ask who they are
2=Encourge them
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>>244406
I feel like we should really learn their M.O. before encouraging them, but maybe that's just me
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>>244355
>>Ask for lunch, and ask who they are.
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"So, I've heard that you assaulted some anti-fascists around the parade..."
A few of them look nerviously at each other...
"Thanks for that! Really helped save some time and probably allowed my wife and son to enjoy it... Now, let's talk a little more... Business. Who is your leader?"
"Grandmaster Ragnar av Kalbrin, m'lord."
You feel like you heard that name before.
"Tell him to come before me now. Also, send some lunch, I haven't eaten.
"Yes, m'lord."
A little while later, after a nice little meal of roasted duck, a familiar looking man comes before you.
"Your majesty! If I knew you were coming, I would of prepared better."
"No need, I am simply asking a few... Questions."
Actions
>Ask what their organization stands for.
>Why did they attack the anti-fascists?
>What's with the whole "sainthood" business?
>Write-In
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>>244430
>What's with the whole "sainthood" business?
No really, are they with the church or what.
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>>244430
>>Ask what their organization stands for.
>>What's with the whole "sainthood" business?
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>>244430
>>What's with the whole "sainthood" business?
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"So, what is with this whole... Sainthood, you have bestowed on me, without me actually recieving it?
"You have saved Sweden and restored it to it's former glory, fighting back the monstorous snakes, and converting what could never be thought done, werewolves, the dogs of Satan. I would wonder why wouldn't the church make you a saint."
"Anyhow, why did you form this group?"
"It is not a group, it is a crusading order known as the Legionnaries av Renexizious."
"Crusading order?"
"Well, not official. My father never was a good catholic, which is quite evident after his betrayal of you to the NATO forces."
Holy crap, this guy is the son of that traitor, Ludde av Kalbrin. Huh, small world after all.
Actions
>Demand his vassalage now, you don't want the son of Ludde to have a organization to all of his own.
>Legalize this... Crusading Order, no doubt this will help the military and faith of the people.
>You've had enough of treacherous leeches, eat him. (Body)
>Declare this organization heretical, you are not a saint, at least not yet.
>Write-In
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>>244483
>>Legalize this... Crusading Order, no doubt this will help the military and faith of the people.
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>>244483
>Write-In
>Let's just leave these guys alone. We got better things to do.
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>>244483
>Legalize this... Crusading Order, no doubt this will help the military and faith of the people.
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>>244498
we need to fix dat crest tho
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Waiting 8 minutes.
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>>244556
Sorry about the wait, apparently /qst/ disconnected me for two hours.
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>>244483
>>Demand his vassalage now, you don't want the son of Ludde to have a organization to all of his own.
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You decide to legalize them.... Though they'll need higher quality crests for a being such as yourself.
"Interesting, I didn't think you had the heart to start a organization dedicated to me... Hm. I shall ponder what I shall do with it, but in the meanwhile, enjoy the benefits of being a legitimiate organization in the eyes of the government."
The soldier-crusaders cheer, and you think you might of just started something which could help you out, quite a bit.

Investment
>None, the Legionnaires will not be paid by the government. This does mean they will be lower quality and less loyal. (Free)
>Subsidized, the Legionnaires will have enough to feed their men and purchase bullets and pay salaries, otherwise it is low-cost. (Cost per Session: 2k)
>Nationalized, the Legionnaires will enjoy being on government payroll, with higher quality magazines, training, and subservience to you no matter what. (Cost per session: 5k)
Upgrades
>Donate some... Low class mutagen, such as the Dragonblood one. This will make them seem a little... Strange, to the other catholic orders, but even more loyal and powerful. (Cost: 25k)
>Recruitment Drive, all citizens should know the name and know it is a pious and proud duty to serve God and Country in the crusader millita. (Cost: 50k)
>Write-In

Total Treasury: 2.8 million USD
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>>244597
>>Nationalized, the Legionnaires will enjoy being on government payroll, with higher quality magazines, training, and subservience to you no matter what. (Cost per session: 5k)
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>>244597
>Recruitment Drive, all citizens should know the name and know it is a pious and proud duty to serve God and Country in the crusader millita. (Cost: 50k)
>Nationalized, the Legionnaires will enjoy being on government payroll, with higher quality magazines, training, and subservience to you no matter what. (Cost per session: 5k)
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>>244597
>>Nationalized, the Legionnaires will enjoy being on government payroll, with higher quality magazines, training, and subservience to you no matter what. (Cost per session: 5k)

>>Donate some... Low class mutagen, such as the Dragonblood one. This will make them seem a little... Strange, to the other catholic orders, but even more loyal and powerful. (Cost: 25k)
>>Recruitment Drive, all citizens should know the name and know it is a pious and proud duty to serve God and Country in the crusader millita. (Cost: 50k)
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Going to wait 15 minutes.
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>>244630
>nationalize and provide dragon blood upgrades
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>>244630
Sorry OP came back after 4chan died.

>>Donate some... Low class mutagen, such as the Dragonblood one. This will make them seem a little... Strange, to the other catholic orders, but even more loyal and powerful. (Cost: 25k)
>>Recruitment Drive, all citizens should know the name and know it is a pious and proud duty to serve God and Country in the crusader millita. (Cost: 50k)
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>>244597
>>Nationalized, the Legionnaires will enjoy being on government payroll, with higher quality magazines, training, and subservience to you no matter what. (Cost per session: 5k)
>Donate some... Low class mutagen, such as the Dragonblood one. This will make them seem a little... Strange, to the other catholic orders, but even more loyal and powerful. (Cost: 25k)
>Recruitment Drive, all citizens should know the name and know it is a pious and proud duty to serve God and Country in the crusader millita. (Cost: 50k)
>>
You decide to nationalize them, the pope might be slightly angry, and you also scratch into your left hand to tell the news to begin a recruitment drive for them, along with arranging a descrete... Amount of mutagen and Anesthetics.. You excuse yourself and head back home, where your wife and son wait patiently for you.
Your son begins a rant about "Lizardjews and the French Foreign Legion is secretly a part of them" or something along those lines, whereas your wife just shakes her head and goes to bed.
You are left in the middle of the room.
Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your Concubines
>Teach Charlemagne (Learning)
>Plan a war out with a nearby country... (Tactics, NEW)
>Write-In
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>>244708
>Handle domestic policies and laws
Let's give the people more rights and expand commercial industry anons
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>>244708
>>Travel to Stockholm
This is to handle domestic stuff, right?
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>>244708
>>244715
Second, we need more industry and a better economy
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>>244708
Why would the pope be angry that the papal army just got another division?
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>>244721
We've got 4.4mil in the treasury, I'm thinking spend money to make money. We've got oil out the wazoo, so we can get rubber/plastic/chemical industries going well. Or we could be Saudi Arabia and suck up to NATO/PACT but that isn't our style desu.
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>>244708
> learn ice magic it is our element it is wasteful to not try and improve it.
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>>244736
Mostly because he doesn't really like catholics nationalizing catholic organizations.
Especially if you take in a semi-heretical crusader militia.
>>244720
Traveling to Stockholm tends to be a meet and greet, know what's going on in the world, buy stuff, etc...
Guess I'll get out the domestic affairs chart, brb.
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>>244737
Don't forget lumber, minerals and wild foodstuffs. Scandinavia is hella big and should have lots of this shit, we can speak to the dwarves to advise us on this as well. Btw op great df reference with the dwarves
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>>244715
Let's do this.
>>
You arrange to meet at midnight with some of your economic advisors and politicans, they don't take kindly to being waken up early, but facing a dragon is... It's kinda hard not to go unless you have a thing for being eaten.
Currently, a German Corporation is building a Panzer Headquarter in Hansodrr, which will produce German Heavy Tanks tommorow.
Your policy of nationalizing business still has alienated most of the marketplace, and so you have to deal with company's from major powers who can take major risks.
Industry (Choose One)
>Allow a Serbian Gunsmithing company into Sweden. (Stockholm)
>Allow Warsaw-funded Agriculture (Helsinki)
>Allow a NATO business firm in Oslo (Oslo)
>Allow a British Navy Company a drydocks in Uppsala (Stockholm)
>Attempt to encourage local business in one of your cities.
Policies after you guys do this.
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>>244780
>Allow a British Navy Company a drydocks in Uppsala (Stockholm)
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>>244780
>Allow a Serbian Gunsmithing company into Sweden. (Stockholm)
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>>244780
>Attempt to encourage local business in one of your cities.
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>>244780
>>Allow a British Navy Company a drydocks in Uppsala (Stockholm)
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>>244780
Encourage local biz we already have too many damn guns, and good ones at that.
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>>244780
>>244790
Switch to this,
>>Attempt to encourage local business in one of your cities.
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>>244780
>>244787
Switching to
>Local Business
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>>244780
>>Attempt to encourage local business in one of your cities.
Yo wtf we are behind on agri tech? We need that shit more than Sweden needs warm coats.
>>
You decide to put away the fear that you might of caused in the private market when it came to the nationalization of nearly every business, and attempt to boost your local industry. In a while, privately owned factories and farmland will pop up.
You turn to the politicians, who bring a list of policies you can change.
Main Religion: Catholic (65% of the Stockholm Populace is Catholic, 30% of it is Lutheran, 5% is Paganic, and 0% is Atheistic/Agnostic.)
Heresy is punishable by: Fining of upwards of $5,000 USD (Very Lax)

Education: Nationalized

Education Bias: Pro-You

Nobility Rights: Vassals of the Crown (Feudalism)

Censorship: None

Nobility Loyalty: Neutral

People’s Loyalty: Slightly Liked

Clergy Loyalty: Slightly Disliked

Weapon Rights: Sidearms Allowed

News Rights: Nationalized 24/7

News Loyalty: Feverantly Loyal

Public Healthcare: Doesn’t Exist

Political Positions: Anyone

Public Gatherings: Regulated

Worker’s Unions: Outlawed

Military Spending: Jingoistic

Military Loyalty: Loyal

Nationalism (40% of the Populace is heavily nationalistic, 12% of it is nationalistic, 20% is neutral, and 30% of it is anti-nationalistic)

Main Parties
U.C.F.S (National Conservative Front of Sweden), current Loyalist Faction. 38% of the populace is this.)(FANATICAL)
Conservative Party: 25% of the populace is this.
Liberal Party: 18% of the people support this
Socialist Party: 10% of the people support this
Communist Party: 12% of the people openly support this (RADICALIZED)

Factions

Loyalists: 34% of the Populace
Republic Supporters: 54% of the Populace.
Proletarian Dictatorship Supporters: 12%
In a (MAJOR) decision, whoever brings this to attention, without enacting it will lose Loyalty to you, so keep that in mind.

Actions
>Attempt to convert your populace. (Conversion)
>Change a policy.
>Institute a new policy
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>>244840
>Institute a new policy
>institute public healthcare
A healthy people is a happy people. And we have the money for it.
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>>244840
>Institute a new policy
>Change a policy.
Maybe start up public healthcare?
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>>244853
This and regulate workers unions, that way the communists can shut the fuck up and stop messing with our shit.
>>
Looks like Public Healthcare and Regulate Workers wins.

Public Healthcare
>Government Workers Only (Cost per session: 15k, slightly increases loyalty of Socialists)
>Poor Only (Cost per Session: 70k, increases loyalty of the Socialists)
>Middle Class and Below (Cost per Session: 250k, greatly increase the loyalty of Socialists)
>Everyone (Cost per Session: 450k, heavily increases loyalty of Socialists)
Workers Unions next
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>>244894
>>Everyone (Cost per Session: 450k, heavily increases loyalty of Socialists)
Fuck it, we got cash.
>>
>Everyone (Cost per Session: 450k, heavily increases loyalty of Socialists)
Spend money to make money
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>>244894
>Everyone (Cost per Session: 450k, heavily increases loyalty of Socialists)
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>>244898
Supporting, they better work their asses off

>OH SHIT WE NEED ETHICAL NECROMANCY
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>>244894
>Everyone
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>>244909
People are gonna work their ass off to get better benefits, and we help out our doctor system.
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>>244909
You guys do remember the pope giving the OK for ethical necromancy right?
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>>244840
Those pagans. i kinda want the Inquisitors to extract their Myths surrounding dragons from them before we Convert them all.
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>>244943
>>244943
The pope was slightly intoxicated, so it might result in a disapproving father mode, in a sense. He's not going to DEUS VULT you, but he'll not approve. Because necromancy no matter what is bad.
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New idea, we make a maiden system, where we'll bless the best family's my laying with their daughter, and we'll have a whole trial and everything, nobles and the like will be drowning us in gifts.
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>>244956
Technically we kind of already have that and reinforcing that kind of stuff might provide complexities to deal with in the future
>>244951
Fine no necromancy...
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>>244956
In a sense you do have that, that's your concubines, who you have (remarkably) not impregnated yet. The nobles kinda do want them back at some point or another though. With children.
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So about the cathedral i am thinking that on the inside. on the roof we have carvings of dragons flying through the clouds. and at the altar itself or just above it anyway we have a life sized gold bust of our head in dragon form looking down upon the pews. while just above our head is the representation of christ. for god is the only being we hold above ourselves.
>>
Ending voting in about 12 minutes.
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>>244990
Let's just give everyone healthcare and not spend extra money on a cathedral, if anything we should ask the pope if he wants to build one
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>>245016
this desu senpai
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>>245023
what the fuck that's not what I said this desu senpai
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>>245027
>>245023
I am an idiot.
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Looks like Everyone wins.
Now, for regulation.

Worker's Unions
>Monopoly Only (Slightly increase loyalty of Communists and Socialists, decreases loyalty of Capitalists)
>Semi-Allowed (Increased loyalty of Communists and Socialists, heavily decreases loyalty of Capitalists)
>Non-Socialist Allowed (Heavily increased loyalty of Communists and Socialists, extremely decreases loyalty of Capitalists.)
>All Allowed (Superior loyalty of Communists and Socialists, Super low loyalty of Capitalists)
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>>245047
>>All Allowed (Superior loyalty of Communists and Socialists, Super low loyalty of Capitalists)
Let's go for broke, her, and kick those filthy capitalists out!
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>>245047
>>245057
we gotta be careful, if we kick capitalism out, no big name will want to be here.
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>>245047
>Monopoly Only (Slightly increase loyalty of Communists and Socialists, decreases loyalty of Capitalists)
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>>245047
Fuck the capitalists we will give them rights later if we want to, now it's all about getting that sweet loyalty up and making share the communists don't screw our shit in anymore. All allowed op
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>>245081
Fucking. Auto. Correct
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>>245081
If we don't get our loyally and nationalism some asshole will discover the cure for cancer, and make it his business to leave Sweden, or a better example, create the AK-47. So we /have/ to get that going.
>sighs
All in
>All Allowed (Superior loyalty of Communists and Socialists, Super low loyalty of Capitalists)
>>
>>245081
I mean, I guess. Kicking out capitalists would give a reason for war from NATO, but Warsaw will like you a lot more. Also, NATO is already pissed off like a motherfugger.
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>>245095
Fuck NATO, those guys are assholes
>>
So, a little poll.
>Kick out Capitalism altogether, leaving state-only management.
>Leave it in
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>>245109
>Leave it in
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>>245109
>Kick out Capitalism altogether, leaving state-only management.
Lets see how mad we can make NATO
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>>245109
Not kick them out, heavily oppress them
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>>245109
>>Leave it in
Let's make it so they make the first move, and give us more casus belli
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>>245109
>Leave it in
>>
>>245109
>Leave it in.
They haven't done anything to fuck with us... yet.
>>
Looks like no communism for you guys, but you do allow nearly every worker's group known to man.

You go to sleep afterwards, and feel different in it.
Mutation Unlocked
You
>Upgrade Mutation
>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Reforge Soul (16/20)
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
Claw
>Upgrade Mutation
>Stable Mutation
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
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>>245145
I feel like we need to be whole again
>reforge soul (17/20)
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>>245145
>Reforge Soul (16/20)
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
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>>245145
>>Reforge Soul (16/20

>>Extremely Unstable Mutation


We seriously need our full dragon form back, before any wars start
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>>245159
>>245158
Also
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
for claw
>>
You guys finally reforge your soul. You now have Dragon Form back, but it is slightly weaker than before, and HP and Armor will be lowered more than usual.
Also, roll me a 1d100 for Claw's mutation.
>>
Should we hone our son's necromancy to the point that we can gain a new eye?
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>245177
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>245177
Can we fix our dragon form somehow?
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>245177

>>245179
We should fix that with Alchemy. Brew a healing potion or mutate something into growing us a new eye.
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>>245189
Either way, with dragon form being weaker, we need to compensate for this weakness.
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>245177
>>
Average of 31 85 and 56 is 57.

Claw receives: Extreme Water-breathing
Water-breathing for this character is second-nature to walking, and can swim as fast as he can walk. In addition, he creates no addition sound from swimming.

You wake in the early morning, and no servant graces your presence. You also seem to have regained your glorious draconic form, but is slightly... Weaker. Some of the scales have turned slightly paler than others.
Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your Concubines
>Teach Charlemagne (Learning)
>Plan a war out with a nearby country... (Tactics)
>Write-In
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>>245219
>Got to the lab
>Do Alchemy
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>>245219
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>>
>>245219
>Learn enchantment with Charlemagne.
We should make fucking power armor with enchantment already
>>
Eh, I'ma continue tommorow, night guys.
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>>245260
Cya fucker.
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>>245219
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence) Ice magic. please.

>>245016
>>245023
You don't seem to get the point really. asking the pope to build the cathedral would kinda defeat the purpose of building it. It is a monument to Renexizious dedication to god, and country.
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>>244140
Legionnaires you say
>>
>>245536
But we're so freaking broke at this point.
>>
Alright, I'm back on, and it seems reading a Magic Book wins.
Choose from the following.
>Ice Magic
>Fire Magic
>Study Necromancy
>Study Enchantment
Also, continuing from yesterday.
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>>246161
>Study Enchantment
>>
Waiting ten minutes.
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>>246161
>>Study Enchantment
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>>246172
Sorry mate, I gotta vanish
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>>246161
Enchantment with Charlemagne
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for studying.
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>>246172
Enchantment
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>246183
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>246183
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>246183
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>>246190
19+4=23

After studying quite a bit from your book, and some minor practice elsewhere, you have learned Runes, runes can be put on anything, but there is a maximum of three per object. Not to mention, that the Runes you currently know are quite weak.
New Spell: Runes
New Skill: Runecrafting
(Please check the character sheet for which Runes you got.)
As you finish your studies, one of your servants rings the bell, and you head you.
"What is it mortal, can't you see I am in the middle of my studies?"
"My grace, the country needs you, it seems that NATO is... It's attempting to do something, sufficently said. Your full cabinet has been assembled in the Throne Room."
"Great..."
Actions
>Head to the Throne Room
>Do something else, they can wait.
>>
>>246211
Naturally we will attend, and hopefully get a report from our spy too
>>
>>246211
>Head to the Throne Room In Dragon Form
>>
Waiting ten minutes.
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>>246221
Can't do that until our soul is gud
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>>246211
>Head to the Throne Room
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>>246235
Your soul is already fixed, therefor you can shift int dragon form
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>>246244
Do it then baby
>>
Current Form: Dragon

You go to your throne room, and you decide to occupy as much space as possibly in your Dragon Form, which means half of the room is just you. Your officers and economists are well, intimidated by this, but tell you what's going on.
"Sir, our spy in New York has reported that NATO is planning on embargoing us, and possibly invading us if we continue the course towards "godless communism", as one of their leaders puts it."
"Great, we pissed off NATO a little too much. Any word on how well armed the force is?"
"There were no reports on that, sire."
"Crap, is there anything we can do?
"Sir, we cannot ignore the embargo, the public healthcare act is going to bankrupt our country in a matter of weeks if we do not establish trade with England or Germany. And even if we do get rid of it, we'll be slowly going into debt."
"I said if there was anything WE COULD DO! I do not like defeatists at this table, General."
"Y... Yes my lord. Our spy reports the force was already on the way here, and will arrive tommorow."
Actions (Pick as many as you want)
>Mobilize in case of an invasion.
>Repeal the Healthcare Act
>Send the country into a state of emergency.
>Write-In
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>>246271
Give grants to foreign Corporations and local ones alike in the form of land and small portions of money.
>>
>>246282
They will be subject to our laws but we will be mostly lenient
>>
Ending voting in about 10 minutes.
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>>246271
>Repeal the Healthcare Act
>>
>>246271
>Mobilize in case of an invasion.
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>>246315
Mobilizing will get us nowhere, we can't beat nato without our allies.
>>246303
Having the healthcare in the first place was to stabilize our country, we are not gonna get rid of it

Let's just grant land and small grants to foreign corporations

We take corporation tax and civil industrial infrastructure and the quality of life will go up as well as the relations with nato
>>
So, any chance of turning Sweden into a country that can be self-sufficient? Keep in mind that I cannot into economics, so I'm not sure if it's possible. I suggest we look into the possibility though.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d4)

Whelp, rolling.

1=Grants to foreign corporatinos and locals
2=Repeal Healthcare
3=Mobilize
4=Attempt to be self-sufficient.
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>>246271
>>246327
>Pick as many as you want
>Rolling
>>
"Mobilize the army, navy, and airforce. We must prepare to deal with the embargo with any means necessary."
"Sir... This might spark global warfare if we attack..."
"I know that general, and I hope your men are ready to die for God and Country."
Within the hour, the army is mobilized and headed towards Oslo, where your spy reported that most of the embargo would be.
When you arrive, you see the NATO fleet, easily numbering more than four-hundred strong.
Your men take up defensive positions around Oslo, and prepare for it.
A few hours go by, and apparently NATO's ambassador wishes to speak to you, to negotiate.
Actions
>Attend the meeting on the shore. In Dragon form of course, you don't want any surprises.
>Don't attend the meeting, it might be a trap.
>>
>>246327
We are fucked anons
>>
>>246338
Because there was nobody doing two or more options, so I thought people wanted a hard-line approach to this.
>>
>>246339
>Attend the meeting on the shore. In Dragon form of course, you don't want any surprises.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
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>>246358
Let's do it and convince them to turn back Jesus Christ anions what have you done

>appear in dragon form
>>
You go to the beach, landing and causing sand to fly everywhere. In front of you, was that asshole who took photos of you and your wife.
"Oh god, not you again. I should of killed you.
"Renexizious! I am glad to see you here... Now, let us talk on how to avoid war between our two countries, eh?"
"What did you have in mind?
"Easy, you get rid of the worker unions, allow us to set up some military bases to prevent any godless communists to rise up, and allow NATO companies without hesitation, and make sure you look the other way... In exchange, we'll give you a small seat in NATO, and stop the embargo... And also promise not to invade you.
Actions
>Decline, you'd rather die than let NATO come in.
>Eat him, he was coming right for you!
>Bargain (Charisma)
>Accept
>Write-In
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>>246425
>Decline, you'd rather die than let NATO come in.
>>
>>246425
>Bargain (Charisma)
>>
>>246425
>Bargain (Charisma)
>>
>>246425
Bargain
>>246430
Don't ruin this you son of a bitch they have nukes

Let's get them to just allow corporations and limited military installations >>246425
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 for this.
>>
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>246465
>>246446
Like they'll nuke a country just because we allowed unions.
>>
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>246465
>>
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>246465
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>246465
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>246474
10+5=15
Border Check!
Roll me a 1d20, and I'll roll a 1d20
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>246483
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>246465
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>>246499
Border Check Failure!

He shakes his head.
"No deal, our corporations wanted to come here specifically because you had no workers unions and your people despised communism."
"Damn you."
>Accept the Deal
>Eat him, and order another diplomat take his place, so you can "negotiate" (Intimidate, HARD)
>Decline the deal.
>>
>>246508
>Eat him, and order another diplomat take his place, so you can "negotiate" (Intimidate, HARD)
>>
>>246465
Fucking eat that nigger
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>>246508
>Eat him, and order another diplomat take his place, so you can "negotiate" (Intimidate, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 for nomming.
>>
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>246522
>>
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>246522
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>246522

Wasn't it +7 from pheromones?
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>>246526
>>246526
Damn, forgot about that.

17+7=25
Overwhelming Success!

You laugh in his face, and he seems bewildered.
"What's so funn-"
You clamp your jaw shut on him, and swallow.
"And that's for taking pictures of my wife."
You look to the terrified sailors.
"SEND ME ANOTHER DIPLOMAT!"
You lean in close to them.
"And make sure he's spiced and tasty. I like my morsels... Rare."
They scamper off to their small landing craft, and head back to the navy.
Within the hour, another diplomat comes ashore.
"Uh... Renexizious... I'm uh... I'm here to negotiate for NATO. So... Could you not eat me? Please?"
Actions
>Eat him, and order NATO to send another. This will terrify their next diplomat easily. (Intimidate)
>Negotiate with him. (Charisma)
>>
>>246542
>Negotiate with him. (Charisma)
>>
>>246542
Let's not be complete assholes
Give the bugger a chance
Charisma check baby
>>
>>246542
>negotiate
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+7 (+2 from Pheromones)
>>
Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>246573
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Rolled 8 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>246573
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Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>246573
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>>246577
>>246577
10+7=17
Good Success!

"So long as you don't piss me off, I won't eat you."
He calms down considerably, and he willingly gets rid of the worker's union part...
Actions
>Accept and thank him for his time.
>See if you can't twist their arm a little... Maybe some threats? (Intimidate)
>Decline.
>>
>>246597
>>See if you can't twist their arm a little... Maybe some threats? (Intimidate)
>>
>>246597
And we won't like having so many bases on our soil either, limit them to outposts so when I hunt I won't mistake you for food or invaders

(Whatever check applies lets do it)
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>>246597
>See if you can't twist their arm a little... Maybe some threats? (Intimidate)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7 for Intimidate.
>>
Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>246634
>>
Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>246634
SAVE
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>>246648
Voting for Barbaric
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>>246648
Use Barbaric?
>Yes
>No
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>>246663
>Yes
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>>246663
Yes
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Whelp, roll me a 1d20+11 for BODY CHECK!
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Rolled 3 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>246687
>>
Someone please roll so i dont have to get another 1
>>
Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>246687
>>
Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>246663
Yeeeees>>246687
>>
Didn't this same scenario happen last time we dealt with NATO? Crit fail intimidate, they get uppity, then we remind them WE'RE A DRAGON.

>TFW NATO keeps getting worse and worse relations with us because their diplomats have more balls than sense
>>
>>246723
19+11=30
Superior Overwhelming Success!

"Hm. You know, I know a good spot we can debate this agreement over..."
"Huh? Wh...What is it?"
"My stomach."
You notice that his pants received a small dark spot where his human reproductive organ is.
"Oh crap... Uh... Shit... Let's uh... Let's get rid of the... Bases? Bases, yes... Let's replace that with just outposts? Which pay you money! ....Please don't eat me."
Actions
>Thank him for his time.
>He can do better. Eat one of his sailors to show that you are a fucking dragon. (Intimidate)
>>
>>246744
>Thank him for his time.
>>
>>246744
>>He can do better. Eat one of his sailors to show that you are a fucking dragon. (Intimidate)
Man, fuck NATO
>>
Rolled 20 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>246751
Let's stop. We are civil. We don't want to escalate this anymore
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>>246744
ESCALATE THIS
> EAT THE FUCKING SAILOR
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>>246763
I forgot to get rid of my roll, I broke my promise again.

Brb gonna kill myself
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>>246744
>He can do better. Eat one of his sailors to show that you are a fucking dragon. (Intimidate)
>>
>>246763
I'd rather not agree to this DESU, we'd look weak by giving in to NATO's demands and aboloshing the unions. Besides, why would we join NATO? Practically every country involved hates us. We just need them to stop poking us, really.

We need to get the best deal possible and remind them that we are not to be fucked with, or blackmailed like the last guy tried.
>>
>>246763
You know what, fuck it. I'm gonna use this roll for the intimidate check because I love you guys.

You notice he keeps glancing back at a female wearing a similar suit, or perhaps...
You look at her hand, it is in fact, a ring. And the diplomat is also wearing a ring.
You give the diplomat a grin.
"How about this... You give me money, and promise me a non-aggression pact?"
He laughs, and stops.
"Your... Your serious aren't you? I can't do that, NATO would have my head!"
"Oh well.
You quickly lurch over the diplomats head and devour the man next to his wife, and you put your mouth in a position where if the man even tries to get up, his wife will be living in your stomach from then on.
"Now how about now?"
He nearly breaks into crying, and you think you might of broken him. He nods his head.
Actions
>Let his wife go, and agree to the terms.
>You can do better... Eat the wife. (Intimidate)
>>
>>246810
>You can do better... Eat the wife. (Intimidate)
Were a fucking monster.
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>>246810
>Let his wife go, and agree to the terms.
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>>246810
>Let his wife go, and agree to the terms.
We really should stop pushing our luck now that we dont have barbaric to bail us out.
>>
>>246819
Actually no
That's too far
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>>246810
>>Let his wife go, and agree to the terms.
>>
Let's his wife go
And say he's a brave man
Enjoy the honeymoon
>>
>>246810
Bless your soul op
>>
You agree to the terms, and shake your hand with the newly appointed Ambassador of Sweden. Before hand, you decide to help out the ambassador. You whisper to his wife.
It's quite remarkable he didn't break down entirely.... You He hugs his wife, and you give a nod to the ambassador. He is quite confused, but he'll soon learn the benefits of helping you... Emperor Renexizious.
You travel back, somewhat amazed you actually managed to get something out of an embargo.
Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your Concubines
>Teach Charlemagne (Learning)
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Denmark or Iceland. (Tactics)
>Write-In
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>>246853
>Write-In: start construction of a university.
If we cant do that read a magic book.
>>
>>246853
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
Increase that enchantment even further.
>>
>>246863
Supporting
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>>246863
>>246853
Thirding
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>>246863
You cannot afford a university, which costs 2.4 million USD, unless you want to privatize it.
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>>246871
And if we are going to learn enchantment then we might as well bring along Charlie to teach him as well
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>>246853
>Write-In
Find some way to make money, we need loads more
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>>246880
What happens if its privatised?
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>>246880
Yes privatize it
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>>246889
>>246890
It'll be heavily biased against us, like the schools used to be, guys

We're running a disctatorship here, we need it nationalized under us
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>>246889
A privatized university means that a foreign nation could buy it, or those damned teachers who hated you could run it. Privatization also tends to mean that the mages from it will go towards the private sector, or other nations.
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>>246899
Don't privatize then, let's not build it bcause while people shouldn't hate us anymore we don't want the school falling under foreign control
>>
So..
Privitize the Mage's University?
>Yes
>No
>>
>>246883
Changing my vote to this.
>>
>>246923
>No
We need to revitalize industry first before getting into our own hoard.
>>
>>246923
>No
>>
>>246923
>>No
We need better industry and nationalized schooling guys
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>>246923
Hopefully with what we did to local biz and healthcare we might see a large increase in quality of life and civil industry but we need more cash yo
>>
You decide to not build the unversity, but that still leaves you at step one... What are you going to do tonight?
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your Concubines
>Teach Charlemagne (Learning)
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Denmark or Iceland. (Tactics)
>Order Construction done...
>Write-In
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>>246945
Learn economics with Charlie
>>
>>246945
>>Talk to Anitta
It's either Anitta or Hans, we don't talk enough to either.
>>
>>246945
>Order Construction done...
Lets invest in the dwarves and give them the machinery needed to start mining large amounts of ore and to refine it.
>>
>>246954
Relatively speaking they are unimportant, useful in some situations but really we have had more than enough opportunities to be buddy buddy with em
>>
>>246975
In that case I'll switch to your vote
>Learn econ 101 with Charlie
>>
>>246945
Learn economics with Charlie.
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>>246958
Then after we learn some Econ we can do this potentially
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+5 for economical training
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>247006
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>247006
>>
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>247006
>>
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>247012
9+5=14
Border Check!
Roll me a 1d20.
>>
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>247006
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>247027
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>247027
>>
Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>247006
>>
>>247006

Ye
>>
>>247045
Whelp, critical success, since crits are always prioritized.

You feel like you can't learn anything as you speak to your economic advisors... Until Charlemagne starts ranting about Judaism and usury again.
Then, that's when it hits you!
You go to bed in a mad frenzy on how much oil you could sell, and to whom...
You awake in the morning... With a brilliant idea.
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your Concubines
>Teach Charlemagne (Learning)
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Denmark or Iceland. (Tactics)
>Order Construction done...
>Attempt to invent a new source of oil... (Intelligence, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>247090
>>Attempt to invent a new source of oil... (Intelligence, HARD)
>>
>>247090
>Attempt to invent a new source of oil... (Intelligence, HARD)
OIL!
>>
>>247090
Are we seriously fracking or just making fake oil?

Int check hard
>>
>>247090
>>Write-In
Write this good idea down for later.
>>
>>247090
>Attempt to invent a new source of oil... (Intelligence, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for coming up with this.
>>
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247109
Let's see if we're as lucky as we're bold.
>>
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247109
>>
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247109
>>
>>247119
11+4=15
Failure!

You nearly cause a fire in the laboratory, but your getting closer! The solution so far prooves to be highly flammable... Theoretically speaking, you could improve upon this...
>Continue researching New Oil (Intelligence, HARD)
>Research... Military applications of this formula. (Intelligence, HARD)
>>
>>247109
Screw the military right now, although it's probably Greek fire.

Economy first
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>>247139
>>Continue researching New Oil (Intelligence, HARD)
More oil!
But remember the formula for later, for experimenting
>>
>>247150
Seconding
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>>247139
>Continue researching New Oil (Intelligence, HARD)
>Muh oil
>>
>>247139
>Continue researching New Oil (Intelligence, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for researching oil.
>>
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247160
We also have barbaric remember. We went to sleep so.
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247160
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247160
I return!
Jesus Christ Anon, I come back and we almost lost everything
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247160
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>>247166
Use Barbaric?
>Yes
>No
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>>247180
>Yes
>>
>>247180
yup
>>
>>247180
Yes. I love you
>>
Roll me a 1d20+11 for BARBARIAN SCIENCE!
>>
Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>247209

>Barbaric Science
>>
Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>247209
>>
Rolled 12 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>247209
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>>247222
16+11=27
Great Success!

After nearly an entire day of research, experimentation, and blood extraction, you create something which you call... Dragonfuel. (Renexiziousfuel was already taken... Along with Emperor'sOil)
Dragonfuel is made by a mixture of extracted dragon blood from a Red Dragon, or Red Half Dragon (You had to use your prisoners for this baby), potassium, ethanol, and a little bit of anti-freeze. It is about four times more efficient than regular oil, though without willing (or unwilling) red half-dragon subjects, it would remain a secret. In addition, due to it mostly just being blood, it lacks explosive substance, so unlike Oil it cannot cause an explosion if lit aflame. It can, however, catch on fire with remarkable success, and burns for even longer.
New Recipe: Dragonfuel (Non-Explosive, Extremely Efficient, Requires Red Dragon or Red Half-Dragon.)
It is nearly midnight.
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your Concubines
>Teach Charlemagne (Learning)
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Denmark or Iceland. (Tactics)
>Sleep with your wife.
>Attempt to... Persuade your wife to let you give her a good tumble. (Charisma)
>Order Construction done...
>Attempt to use Dragonfuel in a sort of... Military application. (Intelligence, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>247291
>>Attempt to use Dragonfuel in a sort of... Military application. (Intelligence, HARD)
More experiments!
>>
>>247291
>write-in
>read or learn economy
If we don't start raising funds, or create jobs, it will be over for us.
>>
>>247291
>Sleep with your wife.
>>
>>247321
Switching to this
>>
>>247321
Supporting
>>
>>247291
>>247314
Actually, on second thought, sleep with our wife. Let's get started on a new heir. Maybe we can get a full dragon this time!
>>
>>247335
Charlie will be able to unlock that ability when he gets older I'm sure of it
>>
>>247335
Again we're a few weeks from national bankruptcy.
>>
>>247321
>>247291
>ECON time
>>
You call on your economists again. They are still pissed off that you keep waking them up at night.

Right now, due to the fact that you authorized worker's unions, quite a bit of would-be entrepreneurs have dropped out. Additionally, it seems the German Panzer corporation might be dropping out due to it.
Actions
>Attempt to subsidize worker's wages to prevent the withdrawal of these companies. (Government Cost per session: 35k per session)
>Attempt to limit the Worker's Unions to being vestigial, rather than actually doing anything (Will piss off Socialists and Communists)
>Attempt to corrupt the unions to be a thumb of the Government... (Cost: 45k, Controlled Worker's Unions...)
>Attempt to make the Unions answer to the Corporations, rather than attempt to change them. (Economist, policy becomes Corrupt Unions)
>Write-In
>>
>>247379
>>Attempt to corrupt the unions to be a thumb of the Government... (Cost: 45k, Controlled Worker's Unions...)
>>Attempt to make the Unions answer to the Corporations, rather than attempt to change them. (Economist, policy becomes Corrupt Unions)

Either or, really
>>
>>247379
subsidize worker wages.
>>
>>247379
>>Attempt to subsidize worker's wages to prevent the withdrawal of these companies. (Government Cost per session: 35k per session)
>>247390
this The people need to be happy, corporations need to stay.
>>
>>247379
>Attempt to corrupt the unions to be a thumb of the Government... (Cost: 45k, Controlled Worker's Unions...)
>>
Waiting seven minutes.
>>
I beg people not to do government corruption, historically it will be the end of us.
>>
>>247379
>>Attempt to limit the Worker's Unions to being vestigial, rather than actually doing anything (Will piss off Socialists and Communists)

ONLY VIABLE OPTION
FUCK THE COMMIES
>>
>>247456
Commies are the only thing stopping NATO from curb stomping us.
>>
Looks like Corrupting Unions wins.
Roll me a 1d20+2 for economist.
>>
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>247470
>>
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>247473
>>
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>247481
>>
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>247470
>>247470
>inb4 1 from pressing our luck
>>
>>247481
17+2=19

You send some... Gifts out to the union leaders. Those who you know are too... Hostile towards the government, you send soldiers to make examples of. The Unions are effectively controlled by the government, and will no longer question the offical narrative of "Why aren't we getting health benefits?" and "When are we getting paid?"
This should stop the corporations from leaving, and might actually encourage a few to come.
After the deal is done, you head to bed to sleep, where your wife is waiting...
Actions
>Attempt to create a new heir... (Charisma)
>Just go to bed. You aren't really up for a tumble.
>>
>>247505
>Just go to bed. You aren't really up for a tumble.
>>
>>247505
>>Attempt to create a new heir... (Charisma)
Time to make a younger sibling for our highly paranoid son!
>>
>>247505
>>Attempt to create a new heir... (Charisma)
worse that happens is we premature.
>>
>>247505
>>Attempt to create a new heir... (Charisma)
Anything less than the best is a heresy.
>>
inb4 1 and no barbarian to save
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 for convincing your wife to give you a tumble.
>>
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>247529
>>
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>247529
isn't it +7?
>>247532
PREMATURE!
>>
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>247529
Fuck. We're on the couch tonight. Do we even have a couch?
>>
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>247535
Nah, man, 1's on sex means we fantasize about our true waifu
>>
>>247538
>midfuck
>yell 'TIAMATT'
>wife is fucking pissed
>>
Since it's technically a new day since it's past midnight, I'll allow you to use barbaric.
>Use Barbaric
>Don't Use it!
>>
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>247539
>Not knowing who our true waifu is

C'mon, man
>>
>>247542
Th-that's rape
Yes
>>
>>247542
Yes!

Barbaric wife sex is basically a tradition at this point
>>
>>247542
It's highly probable shit will happen,and I kinda wanna save Barbarian for that. So no.
>>
>>247559
I'm feeling it with this guy, changing.
>>
>>247564
>>247559
This isn't just a fail, though, it's a crit fail. This'll have repercussions for failing
>>
>>247570
Right, daughter of Elizabeth. So yes barbaric.
>>
GUYS WE NEED TO GIVE THE CONCUBINES HEIRS OR ELSE THE NOBLES BE ANGRY
ALSO MAYBE GIVE THEM A MUTAGEN WHICH GIVES THEM A HUMAN FORM
JEBUS
>>
Guess barbaric wins. Roll me a 1d20+11 for this
>>247579
Soon anon, soon.
>>
Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>247591
>>
Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>247591
>247591
>>247591
>inb4 another 1
>>
Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>247591
>>
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>247615
16+11=27
Overwhelming Success!

You go up to your wife who's in bed, and wake her up.
"Sex now, questions later.
She nods her head with a smile, and transforms into Half-Dragon form to resist your blows.
Roll me an addition 1d20+11 for quality. Ignore my roll
>>
Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>247620
>>
Rolled 20 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>247620
>Dice is for quality of heir
>Shit
>>
Rolled 2 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>247620
>>
Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>247620
It doesn't have to be good ;)
>>
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>>247625
Nah, we good.
>>
>>247625
20+11=31
Overwhelming Critical Success!

Your wife bites the pillow hard, and you move in.
NSFW
You go into a semi-frenzy as you thrust, and keep going in harder... Harder... Your wife is biting the pillow so hard out of pain (or satisfaction?) that she is effectively swallowing the pillow. Eventually your wife passes out from the pain, but you keep going throughout the night, nearly inserting Adolf into every orifice in her body. She awakes, covered in your white liquid, and brushes your scales. You feel completely rejuvenated, even though you only gave a good tumble to your wife throughout the entire night, without sleeping.
Your wife goes to clean up, and you feel satisified... Though still hungry for a little more.
>Call your concubines to you, you need a little... Snack, also you might as well give them heirs so the nobles don't get angry. (Body)
>Go to sleep. Your exhausted.
>Wait for your wife to get back, then call the concubines in alongside your wife for a little session. (Body, HARD)
>>
>>247648
>>Call your concubines to you, you need a little... Snack, also you might as well give them heirs so the nobles don't get angry. (Body)
>>
>>247648
>>Wait for your wife to get back, then call the concubines in alongside your wife for a little session. (Body, HARD)
Go for broke!
>>
>>247648
>Call your concubines to you, you need a little... Snack, also you might as well give them heirs so the nobles don't get angry. (Body)
>>
>>247648
>>Call your concubines to you, you need a little... Snack, also you might as well give them heirs so the nobles don't get angry. (Body)
We spent barbaric, thats our hard check for the day.
>>
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Looks like concubines win. Roll me a 1d20+11.

Ignore my rolling.
>>
Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>247668
We get +11 for body, guys. We can make most hard checks for it
>>
Rolled 5 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>247668
>>
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d14 + 3)

>>247668
Can't do it cap'n, that's a fearfully good roll.
>>
Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>247668
YAY
>>
>>247690
14+11=25
Overwhelming Success

You order your concubines in, who are dressed in fine silks. One of them dances for you, whilst the other two move into pleasure you. Karolina feeds you grapes (which normally taste disgusting, but you need the extra energy.) while you watch Vildia dance.
NSFW again... God. What is my life?
You watch Vildia's tail swish throughout the air, and you yank her tail towards you, and you begin with Vilda. She moans in satisfaction and you push her aside to work on Karolina, doggy style. Then, comes Emilia, and the two of you deep-throat. Your wife comes in, and falls asleep along with the rest of the concubines, who all cuddle up with each other.
You are still however, quite awake and it is now early morning.
Actions.
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your Concubines
>Teach Charlemagne (Learning)
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Denmark or Iceland. (Tactics)
>Change a Policy.
>Order Construction done...
>Attempt to use Dragonfuel in a sort of... Military application. (Intelligence, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>247725
>tfw when you fuck up text formatting
never change text formatting
never change
>>
>>247725
>>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>>
>>247725
>>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>>Teach Charlemagne (Learning)
>>
>>247725
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>>
Rolled 8, 12, 10 = 30 (3d20)

Also, ignore my rolling
>>
>>247743
shit one of them isn't preggers
>>
Looks like Political Theory wins.

Select from the following.
>Communist Manfiesto (Unlocks Communism options)
>Mein Kampf (Unlocks Fascism options)
>A Treatise on Two Nations (Unlocks Parliamentary Governments)
>Leviathan (Unlocks Absolute governments, and the ability to dissolve the nobility)
>>
>>247765
>>Leviathan (Unlocks Absolute governments, and the ability to dissolve the nobility)
Nobles a shiiiiiiiit
>>
>>247765
>>Mein Kampf (Unlocks Fascism options)
appeal to populism!
>>
>>247765
>Mein Kampf (Unlocks Fascism options)
>>
>>247765
>Leviathan (Unlocks Absolute governments, and the ability to dissolve the nobility)
>>
>>247765
>>Leviathan (Unlocks Absolute governments, and the ability to dissolve the nobility)
>>
Looks like Leviathan wins. Roll me a 1d20+4 to learn from it.
>>
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247790
>>
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247790
lil' Kim or Napolean, let's see.
>>
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247790
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247790
>>
>>247793
1+4=5
Critical Failure

You read the book... And hate it! What this suggests goes against God's will! You toss the book aside, and go into the throne room to outlaw this heretical book! You will not have your subjects attempt to change the Feudal System!
When you storm back to your lair, you notice that your wife and concubines all seem a little more... Bulky, than usual. This gives you an idea...
Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to your wife.
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Talk to one of your Concubines
>Teach Charlemagne (Learning)
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Denmark or Iceland. (Tactics)
>Create a mutagen to speed up gestation... (Alchemy)
>Order Construction done...
>Attempt to use Dragonfuel in a sort of... Military application. (Intelligence, HARD)
>Write-In
Actions
>>
>>247821
>write-in
Eat breakfast
>>
>>247826
You do that every morning, I don't go over it because its literally just you eating breakfast.
>>
>>247821
>>Create a mutagen to speed up gestation... (Alchemy)
>Attempt to use Dragonfuel in a sort of... Military application. (Intelligence, HARD)
>>
>>247821
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
Enchantment
>>
>>247821
>Create a mutagen to speed up gestation... (Alchemy)
This sounds, interesting. LET'S DO IT!
>>
>>247831
ITS FUCKING IMPORTANT :DDDDD
>>
>>247832
>>247835

Lets not
Because if we fuck up
We fuck up real good
>>
>>247821
>write-in
Administer the mutagen which allows our wife to be human to the concubines..
Dont want our nobles mad
Also it might transfer to babies
>>
Looks like Mutagen wins. Roll me a 1d20+4 for that.
>>
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247853
>>
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247853
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247853
Now, we're not testing it directly on our concubines first, so...
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>>247860
>>247860
16+4=20
Good Success!

After experimenting on some human females, you create an enhanced gestation period, this will lower the period of two weeks for your children, to about four days if assumed right It is extremely fast acting, but does have a minor side effect-Extreme hunger, due to the baby most likely expanded very fast, the mother requires additional food during this time.
New Recipe: Enhanced Gestation, flaw: Extreme Periodic Hunger
Action
>Administer this to your wife/concubines.
>Hold off on it.
>>
>>247880
>>Hold off on it.
Clearly this requires more testing to see if it works on half-dragons as well. So, we need some more pregnant half-dragons..
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>>247880
>>Administer this to your wife/concubines.
This IS what we made it for, after all
>>
>>247880
>>Administer this to your concubines
>Just the concubines
Because holy shit our wife is already hungry from her mutagen.
>>
Waiting eight minutes.
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>>247880
>Hold off on it.
>>
>>247880
>hold off on it
>>
>>247901
If we still have a tie when eight minutes have passed, then I'm switching to
>Hold off on it
>>
Looks like hold off wins.

You decide to hold off doing this immediately...
Actions
>Study it further.. (Intelligence)
>Refine it. (Alchemy)
>Do something else.
>>
>>247922
>>Refine it. (Alchemy)
>>
>>247922
>Refine it. (Alchemy)
Could we make variants that ensure a certain form for our heir? Because then we should probably try something like that.
>>
>>247922
>>Study it further.. (Intelligence)
I hope we're not blindly iterating and we know the principles of what we're doing.
>>
>>247928
Good point, study first.
Switching this >>247927
to
>Study it further
>>
Looks like studying wins. Roll me a 1d20+4
>>
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247938
SCIENCE!
>>
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247938
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247938
To the pursuit of Knowledge!
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>>247949
14+4=18
Success!

After further study, it seems another side-effect may be in there, it seems that the baby will suffer from increased strength due to the fast gestation, but will also inherit slightly increased hunger for food. You could attempt to refine this out however...
Actions
>Refine out the strength of the child, which will also get rid of the hunger. (Alchemy)
>Keep it in.
>Administer this to your concubines and wife.
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>>247959
>>Refine out the strength of the child, which will also get rid of the hunger. (Alchemy)
We succeed at this, and we revisit the base formula. We can make Goku. We have the technology.
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>>247959
>>Refine out the strength of the child, which will also get rid of the hunger. (Alchemy)
Strength isn't everything.
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>>247959
>>Keep it in.
>"Suffer from"
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Whelp, roll me a 1d20+4 to refine this some more.
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247974
I look back on all this hard work and wonder if we're writing this all down.
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247974
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>247974
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>>247978
Did we just refine away the hunger without refining away the strength?
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>>247986
Or maybe we upped it on both. Max eating power!
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>>247986
you're welcome,senpai.
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>>247978
>>247978
20+4=24
Critical Success!

You go back to the drawing board, and after some further experimentation, you have three possible mutagens to pick from... (Choose One)
>Mutagen Alpha: Baby is larger, stronger, and tougher then you were when you were a wyrm, which is saying something. Has a enlargened stomach and seems as if the baby and mother tend to be a little more hungry. Gestation Time: 4 Days.
>Mutagen Beta: Baby's brain mass is increased, along with speed. Baby seems to not be able to have wings, therefor it cannot be a Dragon, and will be a Wingless Half-Dragon.
>Mutagen Charlie: Baby seems to have increased wingspan, allowing for Half-Dragon children to fly. It otherwise is quite normal.
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>>248009
>Mutagen Beta: Baby's brain mass is increased, along with speed. Baby seems to not be able to have wings, therefor it cannot be a Dragon, and will be a Wingless Half-Dragon.
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>>248009
>Mutagen Charlie: Baby seems to have increased wingspan, allowing for Half-Dragon children to fly. It otherwise is quite normal.
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>>248009
>>Mutagen Charlie: Baby seems to have increased wingspan, allowing for Half-Dragon children to fly. It otherwise is quite normal.
Absolutely NOT beta. We want at least SOME dragon offspring instead of only ever half dragons and below
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>>248009
>>Mutagen Beta: Baby's brain mass is increased, along with speed. Baby seems to not be able to have wings, therefor it cannot be a Dragon, and will be a Wingless Half-Dragon.
We just got Genius trait, gentlemen.
>>
It'd like to point out this is just which one you want to use. The rest of the recipes are still going to be kept.
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>>248020
>allowing for Half-Dragon children to fly.
It's still a halfie. We're gonna need to find another dragon to make the clutch.
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>>248030
Good to know.
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>>248009
Charlie
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>>248031
No it means that if they turn half-dragon then the half dragons can fly. They can still become full dragons if I'm reading it right.
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>>248031
Dude, we already know that our offspring CAN be a full dragon by the fact beta removes that chance.
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>>248030
Actually, I think I'm switching my vote to a compromise then.
>Mutagen Charlie to concubines
>Mutagen Beta to wife
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Ending voting in about 10 minutes.
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>>248040
>>248041
Uh, I stand corrected. Sorry.
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>>248045
This. Having genius babies in the care of nobles doesn't seem like a good idea.
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>>248009
>Mutagen Charlie: Baby seems to have increased wingspan, allowing for Half-Dragon children to fly. It otherwise is quite normal.
Disregard previous vote please.
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>>248045
>Not wanting our potential heirs to be full dragons
>Only letting concubines have the chance to birth glorious full dragon children
Anon pls
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Looks like Charlie Wins.

Select who should recieve the mutation.
>Elizabeth, your wife who enjoys eating.
>Karolina, a anti-social concubine.
>Vilida, a tough berserk concubine.
>Emilia, a much more softer concubine
(feel free to choose from the mutations from my last post, this is just for people who don't feel like specifying mutation.)
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>>248058
>not wanting our wife's child to be smarter than the pleb concubine spawn
This is the best way to do it and you know it.
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>>248069
>>Elizabeth, your wife who enjoys eating.
>Alpha

>>Karolina, a anti-social concubine.
Beta

>>Vilida, a tough berserk concubine.
Alpha

>>Emilia, a much more softer concubine
Charlie

In case of a tie, alpha can be switched with charlie, I don't mind

>>248073
>implying a half dragon is ever better than a full dragon
Pls go
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>>248069
>Elizabeth-Charlie
>Karolina-Beta
>Vilida-Alpha
>Emilia-None
Organized like this right QM?
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>>248076
This
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>>248080
>Update
Yep.
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>>248076
I'll back this. Our kid should still have the wingspan to fly some time, just not when he's young and dumb.
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>>248069
>>Elizabeth
>Beta
>>Karolina, a anti-social concubine.
>Charlie
>>Vilida, a tough berserk concubine.
>Alpha
>>Emilia, a much more softer concubine
>Charlie

>>248076
It isn't, but the beta one gives
>Baby's brain mass is increased, along with speed.
>Baby's brain mass is increased
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>>248089
Backing this,again.
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>>248089
Yeah, and that's not worth it until we have at least ONE full dragon kid by Elizabeth. Breed karolina for smarts, let the full royals be dragons. Actual dragons.
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Writing this
>>248076
>>
>Giving Elizabeth Alpha
Oh boy, she's not going to ever not be eating during this pregnancy is she?
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>>248107
We shall have the most strange requests. She'll want cantaloupe and fried rice and most of all the cattle in Sweden.
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>>248108
I wonder how long it will be before she tries to eat her first tank.
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>>248115
Well at least she'll start with the light ones. The moods swings tho, oh boy.
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>>248076
You give your wife the Alpha mutation, so your child may be strong and tough.
You give Karolina the beta, so her children will be smarter, altough not *true* dragons.
Vilida is... Well. For some reason you decide her already strong children need to be STRONGER, because why not stack your stacks? That's what your inner munchkin says. And your inner munchkin is never wrong.
Emilia, you give the Charlie mutation. Mostly because it won't effect her children too badly.

The ladies stomach, as soon as you inject them with it, slowly seem to bulk. It seems as if it is working. You've been working most of the night, so you decide to go to sleep alongside your wife. You awake in the morning with her arguing with a servant.
"What do you mean you can't get mantis-shrimp burgers? Or the Estrucian salad I requested!?!"
"Uh... Estrucian salad isn't a thing. Or mantis-shrimp burgers."
"Useless! I might as well eat you!
It seems your wife is feeling the side effects.
Actions
>Attempt to save your servant via diplomacy! (Diplomacy, HARD)
>Just let it happen, best to hide from your wife. And hide your servants. And the nobles. And everyone on the palace grounds.
>Time to go on vacation! Where? Hell, you don't know!
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>>248136
>>Attempt to save your servant via diplomacy! (Diplomacy, HARD)
We got this!
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>>248136
>>Attempt to save your servant via diplomacy! (Diplomacy, HARD)
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>>248136
>>Attempt to save your servant via diplomacy! (Diplomacy, HARD)
There is no possible way I can pick anything else.
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Roll me a 1d20+6 for Diplomacy!
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>>248136
>Attempt to save your servant via diplomacy! (Diplomacy, HARD)
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Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>248152
>inb4 1
>Quest Ends: Eaten by Wife
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>>248152
We don't get a +2 from pheromones?
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Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>248152
May the ghost of Benjamin Franklin look over this post!
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Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>248160
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>>248160
She's a maneater, a mann-eaterr, oh oh...
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>>248164
I sure hope so, else we won't succeed with these rolls.
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Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

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>>248177
Rolling after the first 3 on a hard roll is useless.
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Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>248185
Chance of 20 or 1, since they override
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>>248191
HARD rolls that are over 15 DC, and failure is a critical failure, with SUPER CRITICAl FAILURES happen if you roll a 1. Also, only Natural Ones are prioritized, instead of Both Nat 20s and Nat 1s.
You can only get crit fails after the first 3 pn a hard roll.
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>>248166
7+8=15
Failure!

You walk down to your wife, who is staring into the servant's soul, almost as if she's judging what he'd taste better with...
Hey, that's your pastime! Also, you'd rather not have your wife be a cannibal She was human at one point.
"Wife, why don't you rest... You seem agitated."
She turns her gaze to you, the servant flees while he still can, and she says something to you.
"Why don't you fix me breakfast then?"
Red Alert, this is a not a drill. Enemy presence detected in nearby. I repeat, this is not a drill, enemy presence is nearby.
Alarms go off in your head, you know it is too late for you. You are a dead man.
Actions
>Resign to your fate... You will cook breakfast.
>Panic, and attempt to make something up! (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Flee! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>248198
>>Resign to your fate... You will cook breakfast.
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>>248198
>>Resign to your fate... You will cook breakfast.
Conscript our son for the upcoming battle
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>>248198
>Resign to your fate... You will cook breakfast.
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>>248198
>>Resign to your fate... You will cook breakfast.
This is an amusing twist.
>>248206
Seconded, lives are on the line here.
>>
"S-Sure... I can do that."
"Great! Here's a small list for what I want for breakfast.
She hands you a small note. Written inside is countless foodstuffs, sauces, spices, and exotic foods you have never heard of. May God have mercy on your soul.
You and your wife head to the kitchen and you conscripted everyone and everything you can into cooking. You conscript Claw, Charlemagne, Hans, and a handful of other servants. Inside, you go into the Royal Kitchen, while your wife waits outside, seemingly patiently.
You and Hans glance out of a window, only for your wife to turn her head abruptly towards you. She suddenly yells
"WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG!"
Hans panics, and yells out "UNDER FIRE! GET COOKING OR WE'RE FUCKED!" The room bursts into panic to grab shit to cook.
Actions
>Cook! Somehow! (Intelligence)
>DISTRACT YOUR WIFE ASAP! (Charisma, VERY HARD!)
>Start throwing random utensil at your wife! She can eat anything, right?! (Agility)

Your Units
40x Servants
1x Charlemagne
1x You
1x Hans
Enemy Units
1x Your Wife
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>>248253
>Cook! Somehow! (Intelligence)
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>>248253
>DISTRACT YOUR WIFE ASAP! (Charisma, VERY HARD!)
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>>248253
>>Cook! Somehow! (Intelligence)
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>>248253
>>Cook! Somehow! (Intelligence)
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>>248253
>>Cook! Somehow! (Intelligence)
This time on Master Chef, Light Tank on a platter.
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Roll me a 1d20+2 (-2 from missing an eye)
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>248271
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Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>248271
We need a 20 on this! Don't fail me now dice.
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>>248274
you're too late, in the best way.
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>>248272
Glorious!
>cooking skill get?
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>>248272
Glory be!
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>>248272
Chef Renexizious
Genuine Draconic Food!
Writing.
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>>248272
>>248272
20+2=22
Critical Success!

You start sweating, and start tossing random stuff into a pot, which you start cooking. You hear your wife's footsteps towards the kitchen. You have only been here for four minutes and she is already demanding food.
The door opens, and you toss a bowl of... Food? Towards your wife, who eats it, bowl and all. Satisfied, she goes back, but halfway she turns back towards the kitchen.
You cook like you've (actually never) cooked before, servants are rushing around, yuan-ti slaves are attempting to grab as much shit as possible to throw into a pot (literally) at your wife. Charlemagne is shouting "Hold the line!" and is helping out by throwing utensils are your wife, who's eating them. Hans meanwhile, is rushing towards the freezer to open it.
>New Skill: Cooking
Actions
>KEEP FEEDING HER! (Cooking)
>Quickly, attempt to flee! (Agility, HARD)
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>>248331
>>KEEP FEEDING HER! (Cooking)
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER
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>>248331
>>KEEP FEEDING HER! (Cooking)
NOT ONCE HAVE OUR WONDROUS SKILLS AT COOKING FAILED US!
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Roll me a 1d20+2 for cooking.
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Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>248365
>>
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>248365
There is no fear!
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>>248381
No fear, only the superior culinary arts of the dragons. This is D&D all over again.
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>>248412
Dinner & Dragons, new hit show coming soon to RenTV?
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>>248381
20+2=22
Critical Success!

Your wife sits down, realizing that your just throwing food at her, and she doesn't really need to walk. For the next hour or so, you keep cooking, and cooking. Eventually at one point you ran out of materials near you, so you just started ripping off floor plates and tossed it into a soup. Hans seemed to have unlocked the freezer, and is bringing meat out slowly. Charlemagne is keeping an eye on his mother, making sure she isn't doing anything outrageous. You also occassionally glance up at your wife, and notice she's starting to slow down and look a little more... Fat. However, this does nothing to stop her from yelling that your taking too long. Its also currently noon.
Skill Leveled Up: Cooking 4
Actions
>Cook draconic food... Which doesn't exist. But you'll make exist! (Cooking, HARD)
>Just throw things in a pot and feed your wife it! (Cooking)
>Write-In
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>>248420
>>Cook draconic food... Which doesn't exist. But you'll make exist! (Cooking, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for cooking.
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>248437
>>
Going to wait for two more rolls.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>248437
How often can the impossible be possible?
Is there magic in the air tonight?
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>>248438
13+4=17
Borderline Failure!

You start slowing down, the adrenaline no longer coursing. One of your servants goes out and never comes back, but everyone hears a sickening scream and a sudden crack. You nearly start a fire, after accidentally pouring oil all over an open flame, and your wife is apparently eating chairs to sate her hunger. Charlemagne is starting to panic, and Hans is trying to carry out as much meat as possible, but it's starting to not be enough.
Actions
>HOLD THE LINE! (Cooking)
>Attempt to flee while you still can! (Agility)
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>>248475
>>HOLD THE LINE! (Cooking)
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>>248475
>>HOLD THE LINE! (Cooking)
Give me spices! We need to stretch the ingredients!
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Roll me a 1d20+4 for cooking!
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>248490
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>248490
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>248490
Again! Again! Back into the bloody fray!
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>>248502
13+4=17
Minor Success!

Charlemagne eventually starts ripping cabinet doors off to feed to your wife, who now has a definate belly, which at nearly ever step juggles up and down. You can't tell if it's the food, baby, or both. Hans however, finally got the rest of the meat out, and at this point the both of you are just throwing meat in a pot to make it look like you cooked something. The servants are however, attempting to contact emergency food delivery, as you are running dangerously low on food. It is now early night.
Actions
>Keep... Fighting! (Cooking)
>Order the servants to distract your wife! (I roll against myself)
>Attempt to make some actual food. (Cooking, HARD)
>Flee! (Agility)
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>>248523
>>Attempt to make some actual food. (Cooking, HARD)
ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH
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>>248523
>>Attempt to make some actual food. (Cooking, HARD)
WE WILL MAKE THE BEST FOOD!
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>>248523
>>Attempt to make some actual food. (Cooking, HARD)
Dear diary: today I fed my whole palace to my wife.
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Roll me a 1d20+4 for cooking.
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>>248523
>Keep... Fighting! (Cooking)
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>248562
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>248562
We're making new legends today.
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Omg this quest has my sides in orbit
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>>248565
We have done it!
>>248570
It tends to do that.
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>>248565
>>248565
19+4=23
Good Success!

Your wife eventually falls asleep on the floor, drooling. Most of the chairs and tables have been either eaten or chewed on, and your wife's stomach is quite large now, and she weighs like a brick. You assign some more servants to the kitchen in case she wakes up again, and you head to bed early.
When you wake up, you don't find your wife, and when you get breakfast, you see that the one-hundred cooks you put in the kitchen are all exhausted. Your wife is in the corner, eating apparently a floor-tile omelette, with some extra bricks. The entire kitchen is abandoned of food, but at the last minute, a delivery guy opens the door... The cooks greedly grab at the boxes and attempt to feed your wife more, before she actually gets angry. You eat your regular breakfast, while you watch wife's stomach slowly grow towards the floor. You can only wonder where the concubines are, until they come in, hands on their (now large) stomachs, demanding food. You then tell a nearby servant to rush down to the barracks and order your soldiers to also start cooking for the concubines and your wife.
It seems you have a (somewhat) free morning.

>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach Charlemagne (Learning)
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Denmark or Iceland. (Tactics)
>Order Construction done...
>Attempt to use Dragonfuel in a sort of... Military application. (Intelligence, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>248608
>>Attempt to use Dragonfuel in a sort of... Military application. (Intelligence, HARD)
>Teach Charlemagne (Learning)

Bonding with our son!
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>>248608
>>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
Enchantment!
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>>248608
>Teach Charlemagne (Learning)
Get that heir a tutor.
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>>248608
>>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>>
Looks like teaching wins..
Teach your son...
>Get him a tutor already.
>Swordfighting
>Diplomacy
>Intimidation
>Alchemy
>Necromancy
>Enchantment
>Preform SCIENCE! With him, with the Dragonfuel.
>Write-In (Because I am too lazy to write in the rest of the skills)
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>>248614
Seconded
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>>248638
>Diplomacy
Ruler grooming time.
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>>248638
>>Preform SCIENCE! With him, with the Dragonfuel.
>>
Waiting ten minutes.
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>>248638
>Get him a tutor already.
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>>248638
>>Preform SCIENCE! With him, with the Dragonfuel.
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+4 for SCIENCE!
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>248685
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>248685
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>248685
This can only be bad, but maybe bad for someone else.
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>>248685
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>>248706
15+4=19
Success!

The two of you find out that Dragonfuel can be used to create... Fire that could virtually burn ANYTHING. Even water. Maybe not destroy it, but burn for at least an hour. Your son claims it is "the same thing as Greek fire!", and you would agree, if you knew what Greek Fire was...

After this father and son bonding over creating weapons of war, the bell goes off, apparently one of the servants wants you.

When you get out, the servant looks dead tired.
"S...Sir. The generals want to speak to you... In the throne room."
"Get some sleep mortal. I do not need you to wake up in my wife's stomach from you passing out."
He nods his head.
Actions
>Go to the Throne Room
>Nahh.... You'd rather do something else.
>>
>>248745
>>Go to the Throne Room
>>
>>248745
>>Go to the Throne Room

>My lord, we had a great idea for a new weapon of war! See, we impregnate an army of female half-dragons, and then use Mutagen Alpha on them! All we need do is say they can eat everything in a direction, and let them loose! It's brilliant!
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>>248745
>>Go to the Throne Room
>>
You head to the throne room, where it three (very happy) geneals are gathered around a table.
"My lord, you know Denmark, the small nation south of us?"
"Yes, what about it?"
"Well, it's offered it's vassalitude in exchange..."
"In exchange of what?
"Well... If you take one of their princesses as your concubine."
You laugh.
"Why is that... I'm getting rewarded for laying with humans now?"
"Well, they want some extra prestige, they have fallen on hard times since the dissolution of the Holy Roman Empire, and in addition, the Warsaw Pact has been making moves towards them."
"So they want to look powerful?"
"Exactly, my lord."
"Did they say for how long?"
"A single week, my lord."
Interesting...
Actions
>"Tell them I accept this offer... And their finest daughter, of course."
>"I am already a married man with concubines. Any more, and people might start thinking I have a problem."
>"Tell them yes... But tell them to expect their princess of choice to come back a little... Different.
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>>248786
>>"Tell them I accept this offer... And their finest daughter, of course."
>>"Tell them yes... But tell them to expect their princess of choice to come back a little... Different.
Man, we don't even need to go out to capture princesses nowadays!
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>>248786
>"Tell them I accept this offer... And their finest daughter, of course."
>"Tell them yes... But tell them to expect their princess of choice to come back a little... Different.
Let's not have a diplomatic incident due to them freaking out after the fact because we didn't warn the,.
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>>248786
>>"Tell them I accept this offer... And their finest daughter, of course."

we shouldn't just impregnate her though if we do we may get another nation poping up with a dragon at its head in a few years
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>>248804
This
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>>248804
>Replacing the heads of countries with dragons
>Being a bad idea
Anon please
>>
Also what exactly is the deal with all our children? Will we be giving them each a part of the empire? Have them rule under Charles? Or we'll just decide later
>>
>>248804
That's kinda the goal of a concubine. Get pregnant. They won't really like it if she DOESN'T get pregnant, and they will be controlled by you anyways.
>>248816
You really haven't decided yet.
>>
Waiting ten minutes.
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>>248786
>"Tell them yes... But tell them to expect their princess of choice to come back a little... Different.
>>
>>248786
>>>"Tell them I accept this offer... And their finest daughter, of course."
We Genghis Khan now.

Also reinforce the army, we might need ot mobilize soon.
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>>248804
Won't matter, they will be our nation with a dragon at its head at that point.
>>
Looks like Yes wins.

"Tell them yes... But also tell them to expect their princess of choice to come back slightly... Different. Probably with some scales. And cuter, in my honest opinion."
The general nods, and tells one of you servants.

When you go back to your lair, a Yuan-Ti slave approaches you, and points towards a black box, and you look around the room. A fine brick stone floor has been installed, along with a rather large couch, banners of you, and a rather fancy radio.
"Sir, your new television has been installed in tippity top shape!"
Strange accent too, reminds you a little of Elizabeth.
"How does a.. Television work?"
"All you need to do master, is grab this remote, and use it to change channels!"
"Oooh... Buttons.
"Anyhow my lord, we currently await your orders on our next construction."
Build...
>Give Charlemagne his own lair. He deserves it.
>Build a new room (Like what?)
>Construct a new Regimental Barracks
>Concubine's Housing, allows for more Concubines.
>Manufactory, produce equipment for just using some slaves.
>Slave Quarters
>Expand Dungeon
>Expand Lair
>Write-In
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>>248881
>>Slave Quarters
>Give Charlemagne his own lair. He deserves it.
>>
>>248881
>>Concubine's Housing, allows for more Concubines.
>>Give Charlemagne his own lair. He deserves it.
We've got a bunch of kids and new concubines on the way. We need to make a few rooms for them to use imo

Maybe
>Nursery?
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>>248881
>>Give Charlemagne his own lair. He deserves it.
He really has earned it.
>Manufactory, produce equipment for just using some slaves. (PRIORITY)
We need the money!
>>
>>248881
>>Give Charlemagne his own lair. He deserves it.
>>
Waiting five minutes.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Whelp, rolling.
1=Concubine Housing
2=Manufactory
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You give Charlemagne his own room, and decide to set a room for your... Personal tastes.
The servant nods, and you find yourself in your lair alone... With a Television.
>Try to figure out how it works.
>Just go to bed.
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>>248957
>>Try to figure out how it works.
No box will hold any secrets from us!
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>>248957
>>Try to figure out how it works.
>Will my idea of "Dinner & Dragons", new hit show coming soon to RenTV become a reality soon?
>>
>>248957
>Try to figure out how it works.
>come back from work, everything is perfect
>based anons
>>
You decide to figure out how this televsion works... After some tinkering (and arguing with your servants on how to get new remotes, after you repeatedly impale them with one of your claws.) you eventually figure out how to turn it on... And it's boring. Nothing good. Just "news" and poorly animated cartoons... Hm. Maybe you should write a letter to the cable provider.
Actions
>Demand a new channel, called RenTV, which is all about you, all the time. Not necessary watching you. Just about you.
>Ask on how to get more "channels." Maybe you need to slay an elder warlock? Defeat another dragon? Hopefully pillage a village or two?
>Angrily rant about how the news gets your proportions wrong, always.
>Don't write the letter. Just watch some News. Maybe you're on it?
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>>248982
Did you read what you missed? Because the consequences for giving Elizabeth even more hunger were hilarious.
>>249004
>Don't write the letter. Just watch some News. Maybe you're on it?
Let's see what's happening in the world.
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>>249004
>>Demand a new channel, called RenTV, which is all about you, all the time. Not necessary watching you. Just about you.
>>Ask on how to get more "channels." Maybe you need to slay an elder warlock? Defeat another dragon? Hopefully pillage a village or two?
Every good Not!Dictator needs at least one channel dedicated to all them, all the time!
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>>249004
Quick Question because I haven't caught up on the old quest threads, are the old gods a thing, like Tiamat and Bahamut? Also
>>249009
Fuck yeah I did.
>Don't write the letter. Just watch some News. Maybe you're on it?
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>>249012
>>249012
Yes, El Presidente!
>>249013
No promises... Yet.
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>>249013
If they are, then we don't know about it yet. Our dragon is a zealous Catholic. It's worked out quite well for him so far.
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Waiting five minutes.
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>>249014
>>249019
Oh yeah, Tiamat is gonna Rape our ass for not giving her praise.
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Looks like news wins.

You watch the news, which is mostly covering your "successful negotiation" and "defeating the evil NATO pigs." Heh. You like being on the good side of the Media. They keep getting your bad side though, the part with the black spot mostly. Meh.
Additionally, they occasionally show four major events. Apparently, China is going through a Fascist Revolt, and are claiming to be headed by an dragon, Japaneese survivors are preparing to retake their homeland from the demonic creatures there, backed by many Catholic crusaders and in addition, the Pope has declared a crusade for Japan and the Japanese people. Then, additionally it seems the U.S.A elections are going on... For some reason, it seems some people have actually polled for you as President. Huh. A very small minority, only about 1% of the populace. Then, finally apparently northern France has declared loyalty to England, and a small civil war between France and the Norman Nationalists is going on.
You head to bed, and awake in the morning... Your breakfast is unremarkable, besides your wife sleeping in the kitchen, along with the concubines, who both look fat, and in the later stages of pregnancy.
Actions
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Read a Political Theory book (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to Hans
>Talk to Brother Reinhold
>Talk to Anitta
>Talk to Claw
>Teach Charlemagne (Learning)
>Plan war with a nearby country, such as Denmark or Iceland. (Tactics)
>Order Construction done...
>Send some men on the Crusade for Japan.
>Recruit a spy to send to China.
>Vist France... You might want to help one of the parties by taking a side.
>Write-In
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>>249030
>>Don't write the letter. Just watch some News. Maybe you're on it?
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>>249060
>>Send some men on the Crusade for Japan.
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>>249060
>>Send some men on the Crusade for Japan.
>>Recruit a spy to send to China.
>>Visit France... You might want to help one of the parties by taking a side.
Side with the Brits, they're our allies anyways
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>>249060
>Send some men on the Crusade for Japan.
There is only one power greater than us, and it's god. It would be heresy to ignore the call.
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>>249067
But all of these if we can.
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>>249067
this also
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>>249067
Whelp, doing all of these I suppose.

You rummage around for a new spy... Roll me a 1d20+4 for finding a new spy, this is his quality.
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>249078
>Roll a 1
>Literally just our son in groucho glasses
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>249078
Hope we can find some kind of nat 20 ninja
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>249078
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>>249083
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! THIS IS AWESOME!
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>>249083
We just recruited a james bond tier spy with that 20.
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>>249083
>>249088
>>249090
Spy? What spy? We just recruited a literal ghost to work for us.

The OOOooOOOoOOOOOooo kind, not the starcraft kind
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>>249083
You find three canidates, after you run into them, each one interests you, but you can only take one on, mostly because the others will vanish into the mist.

Pick One
1=Ragnar Brodison, a few years ago he was trapped on Greenland with his friends, together with pirates holding them hostage. Survived, killing them all with his signature handaxe, and is great at stealth.
2=Anselm von Hamburg, a aristocratic noble from Germany who is both a gentleman and a trained killer, thanks to being trained by the Gestapo, earlier in life. Of course, he threw behind all that Nazi stuff earlier in life... Did he?
>Vestalm av Uppsala, a man who once worked for the previous regime as a security agent, only to go rogue after learning his daughter was being held as an enemy of the state, he killed and interrogated to set his daughter free, and went into hiding.
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>>249118
2=Anselm von Hamburg, a aristocratic noble from Germany who is both a gentleman and a trained killer, thanks to being trained by the Gestapo, earlier in life. Of course, he threw behind all that Nazi stuff earlier in life... Did he?
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>>249118
>>Vestalm av Uppsala, a man who once worked for the previous regime as a security agent, only to go rogue after learning his daughter was being held as an enemy of the state, he killed and interrogated to set his daughter free, and went into hiding.
Liam neeson? Hype
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>>249118
>3 Vestalm av Uppsala with his particular set of skills.
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>>249118
>Vestalm av Uppsala, a man who once worked for the previous regime as a security agent, only to go rogue after learning his daughter was being held as an enemy of the state, he killed and interrogated to set his daughter free, and went into hiding.
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Looks like the Sam Fisher/Liam Neeson choice wins.

After recruiting him, you send him to China to investigate these reports of another Dragon...
Then, you gather up your men...
Who will you send?
>Finnish Snipers. (Snipers)
>Sons av Renexizious (Crusader Millita)
>First Draconic Corps of Renexizious (Infantry)
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>>249154
>>Sons av Renexizious (Crusader Millita)
We should send our religious troops, if this is the crusade. Fuckers will LOVE that.
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>>249154
>Finnish Snipers. (Snipers)
Send to china or Japan?
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>>249162
>>249162
Japan for the crusade.
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>>249165
oh
>Sons av Renexizious (Crusader Millita)
then
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>>249154
>>Sons av Renexizious (Crusader Millita)
DESU VULT!

But let's also send
>>Finnish Snipers. (Snipers)
To help out in the first days of the crusade, before coming back and giving us an idea what the crusaders are up against.
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>>249175
Yeah, a good idea to not lose crusaders to demons, they might spill some beans.
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Looks like Sons av Renexizious wins.

You order the Crusader Millita out to the courtyard. They number in about 2500x Dragonblooded Infantry, and you send them to join the Crusade. You also note that the Royal Tailor actually got your proportions right on their clothes. Finally, that has been bothering you for days. You also send your snipers as a support regiment.

Now with that done, you fly towards France... In particular, Calais, you make sure to stay above Cloud Cover, to make sure nobody gets the wrong idea. Eventually, after nearly an hour of flying, you land outside of Calais in the good-looking Norman countryside. You should really buy an estate here, it's quite comfy.
You can see the signs of civil war, starving civilians and whatnot... It seems the war is already brutal.
Actions
>Find the leaders of the revolt and speak with them.
>Join with them, they are allies of the British after-all.
>Write-In
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>>249193
>>Find the leaders of the revolt and speak with them.
"Yo senpai, I herd u liek Lizzie, what's up with that?"
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>>249193
>Find the leaders of the revolt and speak with them.
Nip the head at the bud.
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>>249193
>>249204
Whoah whoah whoah, chill there man. These guys are declaring loyalty to our allies, we should help them overthrow the current leaders if they turn out to really be serious about joining britain
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>>249193
>Join with them, they are allies of the British after-all.
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>>249212
Oh. I'm an idiot. we should still talk to them.
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Looks like find them wins.

Current Form: Human
After a few hours of searching, you come across a town hall with the banners of the revolt outside, which are similar to medieval England.
You head inside, and find a uniformed general, who you'd assume is in command.
"Ello, who sent you here? The Queen? You don't seem like any of the other patsies walking around either."
Great, he's Irish.
Actions
>Reveal to him you are in fact Renexizious, and you've arrived from the east!
>Hide your true identity, but say you're here to help.
>Write-in
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>>249247
>>Hide your true identity, but say you're here to help.
I feel like trying some trickery out.
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>>249247
>>Hide your true identity, but say you're here to help.
Try and confirm he is, in fact, here under lizzies orders
Don't want to win the war for them and find out he's just some dude making a power grab
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>>249247
>Hide your true identity, but say you're here to help.
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"Who I am is unimportant, but I have a very particular set of skills... But I need to know if you are actually leading this revolt for joining England... Or just a power grab, first off."
"Oi, I'm a Irishman from the Isles. Why else would I be in frogland?"
Good enough, you suppose.
"Do you need any help?"
"If your like those other twenty laddies who said that, we don't. England can manage it's own affairs just fine, Swede."
"How could you tell I was Swedish?
"The accent mostly, lad."
Actions
>Fuck this guy, your helping whether he wants it or not.
>Guess your done, time to fly back to England.
>Maybe you should do a small... Power grab via proxie here in France... You could probably find some dissatisfied citizenry.
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>>249285
>>Fuck this guy, your helping whether he wants it or not.
Turn into our dragon form and make a show of starting to leave first, before turning around and asking if he's *sure* he doesn't want any help.
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>>249285
>Fuck this guy, you're helping whether he wants it or not.
Assure him we're NOT like those twenty other people sent to help.
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>>249285
>Maybe you should do a small... Power grab via proxie here in France... You could probably find some dissatisfied citizenry.
Lizze won't mind will she?
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Also, a small fact about the history of Alternate France

The French Revolution was a complete failure, the defenders at the Bastille raised the bridge in time for the citizenry to be slaughtered, but France fell under a second revolt, the Napoleonic Movement, which declared Napoleon it's emperor and his sons to rule after him. He ended up winning Waterloo, and making peace with Great Britain, leaving the continent to be ruled by the French for a hundred years. Once he died, it rapidly fell apart. However, France is still continued by the Napoleonic Line, and is quite prestigious still.
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>>249285
>Maybe you should do a small... Power grab via proxie here in France... You could probably find some dissatisfied citizenry.
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>>249299
Ah, that would help explain why the royals are still in power everywhere.
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>>249299
Oh shit, another monarchic line. Maybe they'll be our friend after we kick their ass?
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>>249295
She probably would.
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>>249320
Let's be as stubborn as an Irishman and help them out.
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Proxy Grab wins... Writing in five minutes.
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>>249337
Wait, it does? It looks like a tie to me.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Oh shit it is... Rolling.
1=Power Grab
2=Dragon Form and help anyways.
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>Maybe you should do a small... Power grab via proxie here in France... You could probably find some dissatisfied citizenry.
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You wake outside, and motion for him to follow.
You shift into dragon form, and the guards are terrified and attempt to flee. The Irishman just nods his head.
"Aye, I suppose I can use you."
You shift back into human form and head inside.
"Alright laddie, the job I'm giving ya is an easy one... You gotta get into Paris, and hold the royal family hostage. That should win us the war easily."
"Seems easy enough."
"Should be laddie, should be. Now, I be expectin alot from a dragon. Don't muck this up."
You nod, and fly above the skies to Paris...
It is currently late morning.
Actions.
>Fly directly into the Palace. Might as well make this quick and easy.
>Sneak in on the ground through the city. You don't like receiving hostile anti-air fire in your scales.
>Infiltrate via the city's canals, and shift into human form once you are close enough. (Agility)
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>>249384
>>Fly directly into the Palace. Might as well make this quick and easy.

>Last time we went out of dragon form we lost an eye
>Never Again


Which reminds me, we should get to work on using alchemy and shit to restore our form to its former glory
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>>249384
>Infiltrate via the city's canals, and shift into human form once you are close enough. (Agility)
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>>249393
Seconded, for reasons described in your spoiler.
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>>249393
Also, seconding the alchemy thing. We should get on that the moment we get back home.
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Looks like top succeeds.

You fly above the cloud cover, hopefully Paris hasn't set up any anti-ai-
You hear explosions all around you. Apparently they did, even though it is extremely ineffective against you. You plummet straight into Palace Versailles, where a bunch of nobles are located. You land directly behind what seems to be the royal family, who are apparently giving a speech. Apparently they think everyone is enraptured by said speech.
Actions
>Wait for them to realize your behind them. It's fun after all.
>Eat the nobles, they'll realize that your behind them then.
>Write-In
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>>249435
>Wait for them to realize your behind them. It's fun after all.
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>>249435
>>Wait for them to realize your behind them. It's fun after all.
Just cross our arms and wait patiently. Then clap at the speech, of course. It's only polite.
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>>249435
>>Wait for them to realize your behind them. It's fun after all.
We like a good speech as much as anyone else, and it's rude to interrupt.
Also it's more fun this way.
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>>249437
>>249443
>>249446
This
I thought anti aircraft weapons would be much stronger against us, I did not realize how tough we are.
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>>249451
Dude, we dumped our agility stat entirely purely so we WOULD be this tough. I feel like anons sometimes forget the reason we get like -6 to agility checks is because our armor is absolutely INSANE.

We may fly like a brick-shaped potato made of solid "HolySHitThisIsHeavy"-um, but we also hit like one
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>>249458
I want to restore our lost armor then.
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>>249451
We chew through tanks like nothing, and can take as much as they can.
>>249477
Nothing to restore, we still have it. One of our mutations is Heavy Scales which is what he's talking about.
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>>249451
They're flak artillery, which means dozens of small projectiles towards you. You are immune to that, but once people get missile defense, that means they'll begin to damage you again. Also, Fighter with cannons will still damage you.

You wait, you