This quest takes place in the DC Universe with characteristics mainly pulled from the animated TV series and films. You are Reno, AKA Black Rider Battery! After a tremendous journey from boy to super-powered fighter, you've started taking the first steps to becoming a established name in the world of metahumans! It is now 5 years in the future, where you've raised a tower in your name! The 54-story building not only houses many of your Tamaranean and Oni subordinates, but the underground metahuman fight club known as The Metabrawl! Now, you're dealing with pesky intruders that tried to interrupt your dinner, but a curious turn of events has side tracked your attention...Rules: -10 Minute voting period after each post, I will now specify how many votes are allowed per post.-Some actions (typically combat choices against non-generic enemies and certain social situations) will require 3 D100 rolls, using the best of the 3 rolls for said action.-Critical successes/failures are 100/1QM Twitterhttps://twitter.com/MachPunchQMPrevious Thread: >>2356400Archivehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=DC+Quest+MachPunchMC Powers and Inventoryhttps://pastebin.com/v8wjir7d
>>2370533>CThere's a flash of lightning as your suit covers your body, its form silhouetted in a cloud some rising from the burning floor.You don't give these losers any time to breathe, as you're already rushing out of the cloud, splashes of electricity bouncing off your soles as you barrel towards Blue Beetle!The orange eyes peeking behind his strange armor are quick to realize you're targeting him, but it's not the person within the suit that seems to be reacting, but rather the suit itself!The blade that was once attached to his left arm now morphs into something entirely different, it's shape resembling some type of circular cannon!It doesn't matter, though, as you're able to clear the distance and avoid the attack with your signature ability!Just as the cannon erupts with a loud surge of molten energy, your body shifts into a quick bolt of lightning that zips into the ring-shaped blast like a thread through a sewing needle, arcing yourself over the Beetle's shoulder and regaining your shape from the Bolt Blink!“Huh, Where'd he--” Blue Beetle starts to ask, but he's cut off by an unfamiliar voice.“Behind you, Jaime Reyes!”“What?!” You hear Majin question sharply, apparently hearing the same voice you did.But there isn't time to dwell on it now, because you're busy shifting your momentum into a powerful elbow strike to the back of Blue Beetle's neck!He lets out a grunt of pain as he's sent soaring away from you, the high voltage impact knocking him off his feet!However, the true strength of your blow is nullified as a set of wings sprout from his back, fanning the air as he twists around and instantly recovers!His wings flap like an insects, becoming a blur as he hovers over the ground and takes aim at you again!However, you stand there calmly, even as Nightwing takes a swing at your left flank you're able to effortlessly block the baton without sacrificing an ounce of focus.If Blue Beetle could see your face, he'd probably realize you both shared the same look of intrigue.“Scarab, did... Did you hear that as well?” He asks, glancing over his shoulder.“Yes, Jaime. I did. This poses a significant threat that should be eliminated, lest this vulnerability be exploited.” The strange voice responds, inciting concern in the heroes face from the suggestion.“Majin... What the hell am I hearing?” You ask your belt, becoming slack jawed as you try to process what's happening.“I don't... I don't know, master...” It responds, the once frightening voice now sounding frightened itself.“... So uh, what's a Majin?” Blue Beetle asks after a moment of silence, both of you ignoring the shared confusion between Nightwing and Superboy.This kid was truly fascinating indeed.[Votes in next post!]
>>2370544A: “Tell me who your friend is first.”B: “Majin, anyway you can analyze this kid? I want to know what his deal is.”C: “Majin is what my Father Box named itself based on my refined cultural taste. What is yours called?”D: Who cares what any of this is! Grab Nightwing's baton and hurl him at Blue Beetle!
>>2370550>C: “Majin is what my Father Box named itself based on my refined cultural taste. What is yours called?”
>>2370550>A: “Tell me who your friend is first.”
>>2370550>B: “Majin, anyway you can analyze this kid? I want to know what his deal is.”
Let's not fall in the old villan trick of gloating about superior taste and reveal something about ourselfs to the enemy okay?
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>2370586
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Rolled 26 (1d100)>>2370586YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS! -Tell that to superboy for interrupting our talk to bettle.-
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>2370586
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>2370586
fuck, why are we always fucking jobbing
>>2370675Because you guys suck. Also it's three teenager superheroes. And come on we should have stopped to talk during a figth. That is just asking to be sucker punched. Specialy withsuperboy anger problems.
>>2370677I didn't see you roll any better.
>>2370679My roll was out of the bo3 so it isn't important. Beside the blame falls on the guys that choose C.
>>2370544>C“Majin is what my Father Box named itself based on my refined cultural taste.” You boldly answer as you look up at the armored insect.“What is yours called?”“Fatherbox? Jaime Reyes! I must take direct control and eliminate this threat immediately!” The voice informs its host, and you can see Blue Beetle jerk his head back with a look of panic.“Scarab wait! Don't do anything-AH!” He shouts as his body jolts with pain, and you can see the suit writhe around his body as it forces its control over him.Soon the pain filled face shifts into a stern, yet calm gaze down toward you. Without any hesitation, Blue Beetle's arms unite and form a narrow-barreled canon of sorts, a bright blue glow already beginning to hum within the weapon.“I must take extreme measures to ensure this New God technology no longer intercepts our Reach tech.” The mysterious voice speaks through Blue Beetles mouth, firing a wide beam of plasma down at you and Nightwing!A: Use Nightwing as a human shield from the blast!B: Toss Nightwing aside and take the blast!C: Try to switch to your Raijin form and repel the beam with one of your own!D: Bolt Blink away and lunge at Blue Beetle! Bring him back to the ground and clip his wings!E: [Write in][One vote permitted]
>>2370685>D: Bolt Blink away and lunge at Blue Beetle! Bring him back to the ground and clip his wings!
>>2370685>E: [Write in]Boom-tube him elsewhere, we don't want him firing whatever that is inside our home, it might risk Rena!
>intercepts our Reach techOps i guess we activated Blue Bettle plot line.
>>2370692by his positikn he will just shoot the lower floors maybe we can bring the fun down bellow. Also once again we are saving this stupid planet from something. Geez.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>2370723
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>2370723
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>2370725you've gotta stop, my dude, haha>>2370723
>>2370729okay, I also have to stop, the luck is not with me tonight
>>2370729Never! I've got like five more rolls until it reaches 1.
I guess this will be another Titan we maim. Also i don't think the suit will stop even if kill the kid. We will be forced to remove his spine if this keeps going.Wonder if we can create a powerfull and localized short circuit that is able to neutralize the scarab. I mean it worked for the suicide squad bombs in that one cartoon.
>>2370766Probably. Or given enough time he will take back control
>>2370766So... EAT IT?
We should kidnap bluebeetle and take him under our wing
>>2370782No don't want to risk and get possessed by the reach. Maybe we can have Maijin scan it using our electricity control as a probe so we can have a idea of what it can do. Basicaly scan it without the consuming part and risk being controled by the reach.
Well whatever happens we should definetly ask the wife if she heard anything about this Reach. They do sound pretty alien.
>>2370685>DThe only thing Blue Beetle his with his beam is the wooden floor, the force of the blast blowing Nightwing back into Superboy who promptly catches him. Nightwing's suit is singed from being in such close proximity of the blast, you can even see smoke rising off some burnt patches of his suit.Where you once stood now lies a burning wreckage of flooring, the wood igniting around the fiery crater. Looks like you'll have to remodel.Just as Blue Beetle realizes you completely avoided his attack, he feels your claws dig into his left ankle seconds before you drag him down and slam him face first, doing some damage to the dojo yourself!As his body crashes into the floor, fragments of fine wood splinter off in various directions, Blue Beetles chest sunk into the caved in ground.He attempts to get back up, but your boot forces him back down on his face with an electrified stomp!He grunts and wriggles under your heel, his glass-like wings fluttering wildly as he does everything he can to push you off.You're preparing your arm blades to slice off the buzzing nuisances when you're stopped by furious war cry ahead of you.“GET AWAY FROM HIM!” Superboy howls, rushing at you like a bull!A: Seriously? Was he not briefed on your red sun engine? Let him do his worst.B: Spin on Blue Beetle's back and swing one of your leg's around for a round house kick! Give Superboy some Sweet Chin Music!C: Halt his charge with your own brute strength. Grab a hold of him and power-bomb him on top of Blue Beetle!D: Grab Blue Beetle by his wings and hoist him up in front of you, making Superboy hurt his own teammate!E: [Writen In] [One vote permitted]
>>2370876>B: Spin on Blue Beetle's back and swing one of your leg's around for a round house kick! Give Superboy some Sweet Chin Music!
>>2370876>D: Grab Blue Beetle by his wings and hoist him up in front of you, making Superboy hurt his own teammate!If it worked with Cy and Robin, it'll work here
>>2370876>C: Halt his charge with your own brute strength. Grab a hold of him and power-bomb him on top of Blue Beetle!This is too good to pass up.
>>2370876>E: Smack Superboy with Blue Beetle.
>>2370876D: Grab Blue Beetle by his wings and hoist him up in front of you, making Superboy hurt his own teammate!
>>2370876>DLet's see if Robin team has the same problem that he had when he was a titan.
>>2370876>throw beetle at him, teleport behind him when he slows down to catch him and suplex him
>>2370876>D: Grab Blue Beetle by his wings and hoist him up in front of you, making Superboy hurt his own teammate!
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>2370936
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>2370936cmon, dice gods!
>>2370876C: Halt his charge with your own brute strength. Grab a hold of him and power-bomb him on top of Blue Beetle!
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Dammit i'm late for rolling. Shouldn't have gone to get something to eat.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>2370939Could be worse
>>2370956OKAY FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHITI HAVE BEEN ROLLING NOTHING BUT LOW TWENTIES ALL WEEK AND THEN THIS SHIT HAPPENS
>>2370958Its a good thread, roll faster next time.
>>2370980Rolls are coded by the time base of the post. if he had rolled faster he wouldn't have the same result.
>>2370876>DYou force Beetle up, tugging harshly on his wings and yanking him in front of you moments before Superboy's charge reaches!But to your surprise, he doesn't collide with his teammate! Instead he leaps over you both, landing behind you with a mighty stomp!Before you have time to react, he's quickly gotten your arms bound in his burly elbows while his strong hands grip over your head and force your gaze downward!“Heh, nice try. We got briefed on what kind of dirty tricks you'd pull!” Superboy berates into your ear, trying to keep you locked down in his strong hold!“Ghggh!” You grunt, watching as the now free Blue Beetle casually turns to face you both, one of his arms turning into a large blade.Blue Beetle pulls the serrated azure arm back, preparing to send it through you and Superboy both!Looks like not everyone was briefed, because it looks like the posessed Jaime is willing to stab through one of his own friends if it means killing you!A: You don't have a choice! Go all out with your red sun engine!B: Try to swing Superboy around and put his back against the blade! C: “Hey! Kid that's inside the suit! You really gonna let that thing kill us both?”D: “Superboy, move!”E: “Nightwing, you wanna get in on this before we're impaled?!”F: [Write in][One vote permitted. Sorry for the long post times. Still feeling a bit sick!]
>>2371119>C: “Hey! Kid that's inside the suit! You really gonna let that thing kill us both?”
>>2371119>A: You don't have a choice! Go all out with your red sun engine!
>>2371119>AWe're above begging for help
>>2371119>B: Try to swing Superboy around and put his back against the blade!
>>2371119A: You don't have a choice! Go all out with your red sun engine!
>>2371130Beetle is in control and does not give a shit.
>>2371119>A: You don't have a choice! Go all out with your red sun engine!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk
>>2371119A: You don't have a choice! Go all out with your red sun engine!Krypton bullshit not allowedAlso probably gets him impaled by beetle and out of the fight
>>2371119>E: “Nightwing, you wanna get in on this before we're impaled?!”MY STUDENTS ARENT THIS UNDISCIPLENED, HOW DID YOU FUCK IT UP?!
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>2371174Lets see if Battery fuel can melt steel boys.
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>>2371179Well shitSuper boy may lose his legs for a bit if he gets impaled here
>>2371191Meh teach them a lesson about bringing a kid in a genocidal space machine he can't control into the middle of a fight.
>>2371119>A“You want to destroy me?! Fine! I'm gonna force-feed you the New God technology you're wetting yourself over!” You roar, your voice starting to mix with Majin's as electrical currents begin to surge and spark around your suit!“HAAAAAAAA!!!” https://youtu.be/3GdAH0guONkWith a cry your red sun engine activates, firing a discharge of blood-red electricity off your body!Superboy is blown away like he's nothing, the red solar energy infused with your own giving his body the strength of a toddler as he pathetically tumbles away from you both!Blue Beetle is forced back somewhat, but the scarab controlling his body is able to bring up his guard and keep his ground!“SUPERBOY!” Nightwing yells, looking to his comrade currently writhing in pain on the floor.“RENO STOP! If you keep that activated Superboy will--”“SILENCE!” You hush Nightwing with words that sound like they come from the devil himself. You don't even off the other two a glance, all your focus is on Blue Beetle and the HUD beginning to appear in your retina.[Heads Up Display acquired! Use this to monitor your energy, scan objects, and monitor any damage done to your body!]The blue energy gauge is full, but it's slowly being chipped away by your red sun engine converting the power. Depending on how far this scarab is willing to go, you may not have time to savor this.You move your right hand close to your face, touching the temple of your mask with your index and ring finger.Soon, energy begins to build up in the fingers, buzzing and sparking as power builds up in the central point!“TIME TO DIE!” You shout as you thrust your fingers forward, aiming them at Blue Beetle.“OMEGA BEAM CANON!”A spiraling crimson beam is projected from your fingers, barreling straight towards Blue Beetle!Blue Beetle reacts quickly, and with a swift jump he flies out of the beam's way...Until he watches it change direction and chase after him!The beam rips through the air with a loud hum as it continues to chase down Blue Beetle, the insect unable to avoid the attack's pursuit!In a last ditch effort, he creates one of his arm canons from before and takes aim at beam snaking towards him and fires, hoping to contest against the blast![Omega Beam Canon Unlocked! A powerful beam the will hunt down and penetrate any target it's fired at! Accessible in all forms!][Continued in next post.]
>>2371416I dont really wanna kill super boy, can we order night wing to evac him/leave?
>>2371431He brought him here knowing what we can do.If Superboy dies then that's on him.That being said I'd rather we didn't get a bodycount today, if only to keep the leauge from breathing down our neck.
>>2371416There's a massive eruption of red and blue light, and from it Blue Beetle is thrown back in a smoldering heap!His back crashes into one of statues looming over the dojo, painfully stopping his momentum and sending him plummeting to the floor!He has a rough landing, his body bouncing of the ground after the impact and inciting a pain filled cry from his throat.You face him with fists still clenched, your body trembling excitedly from its thirst for combat.However, Blue Beetle can't seem to push himself off the ground, leaving the only able bodied fighter currently standing to be Nightwing.A: Show Blue Beetle no mercy. He needs to be beaten and broken for his transgression!B: Turn your sights on Nightwing! He should pay for orchestrating this whole thing to begin with!C: Make Superboy suffer! He should come to learn how powerless he is when put next to you!D: “Now... Get out of my house before I really do kill you all!!”E: “Now tell me, what the hell are you, beetle?”F: [Write in][One vote permitted]
>>2371465D: “Now... Get out of my house before I really do kill you all!!”
>>2371465>E: “Now tell me, what the hell are you, beetle?”
Im still firmly on the kidnapping and corrupting blue beetle teamIm pretty sure nobody else is, but i think we need a trophy after this battle
>>2371465D. turn off the red sun generator though.
>>2371488Yeah, turn it off.
>>2371473Nah, this wasn't a battle, this was Nightbright bringing a bunch of newbs to, at our very /weakest/ a mid to high level raid and getting almost party wiped during the boss battle.This wasn't a fight, this was a lesson and a reminder on why you do not fuck with Reno or, god fucking forbid, interrupt his daughter's bed time.
>>2371465>F. Sun off now we don't need it. "Oh Blue beetle, you got some splaining to do. how did you listen in on my belt, and what is the Reach? Oh and Nightwing, I'll be suing you and the kids for damages.
>>2371465A: Show Blue Beetle no mercy. He needs to be beaten and broken for his transgression!
>>2371505He was probably counting on reno jobbing continuously like he normally does, how could he have predicted this turn of events?
>>2371590>He was probably counting on reno jobbing continuously like he normally does, how could he have predicted this turn of events?Dude, the rolls fucked us near the end of the pre-timeskip part but we fucking wrecked his shit the one time we fought him.
>>2371597It was like 3 threads worth of fail
>>2371590We wreaked face for most of the quest
>>2371590What fights have we lost?I remember Blackfire nutshot us one time in a training match, but that seems to be it. We've won every single other fight that I can remember, and we've definitely won every fight that matters handily.
>>2371465>EAnd While we do this Nigthwing will hopefully move out with rage boyo
>>2371611Batman's fight were he managed to knock out both Lobo and us.
>>2371627Its Batman. Not really too torn up about that.
>>2371627That wasn't even a fight, no rolls. That was plot loss.
>>2371611Our dad would have destroyed us if it wasn't for blackfire, but honestly I was just making a joke while I waited for the update
>>2371639>>2371641I know but still. I would say the one we got closest to loose was against Lobo but our fight got interrupted by the bat.
>>2371465E: “Now tell me, what the hell are you, beetle?”
>>2371465>EYou calmly walk towards Blue Beetle, powering down your red sun engine as you make your way past Robin.“That's enough, Reno! I won't let you hurt my-” Nightwing tries to warn you as he gets a handful of birdarangs ready, but you reassure him with a halting gesture from your open palm.“Relax... Now,” You begin, wedging your foot underneath Blue Beetle and rolling him over on his back.“Tell me, what the hell are you, beetle?” His orange eyes struggle to open as he groans, and by his demeanor you can tell the boy is in control of his suit once again.“There's... Ahck!... There's some ancient alien technology lodged into my spinal chord.” He answers, his voice filled with pain.“... That's a pretty rough deal, buddy.” You comment with a shrug.“Yeah, the thing's loco too... All I know is that it has something to do with The Reach.” He continues to answer doing his best to get back on his feet.As he struggles, you hear the faintest sound of propellers traveling overhead, telling you that your guests made it out safely.“We're too late!” Nightwing curses, his head looking to the sound of the flying chopper.A: “I really don't know what you expected, Dick. Breaking in might've been easy, but getting past me? With your only powerhouse being the second rate Superman with a crippling weakness and a boy who can't control his homicidal AI? Ahh, at least you know how to make me chuckle.”B: “Alright, now that the whole reason you came here is gone... GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!”C: Help up Blue Beetle and Superboy. Party's over.D: “Oh, you think that's bad? Just wait until I get a hold of a certain father-figure and chew him out over some Merlot. Better yet, why don't I tell Kori about how you disturbed her niece's bedtime? Oh she is gonna fliiip...”E: “So what are you guys anyway? Clearly this was a League job, and you guys clearly aren't that...”F: [Write in][Two votes permitted]
>>2371711>A: “I really don't know what you expected, Dick. Breaking in might've been easy, but getting past me? With your only powerhouse being the second rate Superman with a crippling weakness and a boy who can't control his homicidal AI? Ahh, at least you know how to make me chuckle.”D: “Oh, you think that's bad? Just wait until I get a hold of a certain father-figure and chew him out over some Merlot. Better yet, why don't I tell Kori about how you disturbed her niece's bedtime? Oh she is gonna fliiip...”
>>2371711>A: “I really don't know what you expected, Dick. Breaking in might've been easy, but getting past me? With your only powerhouse being the second rate Superman with a crippling weakness and a boy who can't control his homicidal AI? Ahh, at least you know how to make me chuckle.”>C: Help up Blue Beetle and Superboy. Party's over.
>>2371711>C: Help up Blue Beetle and Superboy. Party's over.>D: “Oh, you think that's bad? Just wait until I get a hold of a certain father-figure and chew him out over some Merlot. Better yet, why don't I tell Kori about how you disturbed her niece's bedtime? Oh she is gonna fliiip...”
>>2371711>E: “So what are you guys anyway? Clearly this was a League job, and you guys clearly aren't that...”
>>2371711>A>Dchangin my vote
>>2371711>A: “I really don't know what you expected, Dick. Breaking in might've been easy, but getting past me? With your only powerhouse being the second rate Superman with a crippling weakness and a boy who can't control his homicidal AI? Ahh, at least you know how to make me chuckle.”>F: "I'll be sending the Justice League the bill for damages done to my property. And repeated 'visits' like this will be meet with deadly force."
>>2371711D: “Oh, you think that's bad? Just wait until I get a hold of a certain father-figure and chew him out over some Merlot. Better yet, why don't I tell Kori about how you disturbed her niece's bedtime? Oh she is gonna fliiip...”>I'll be seeing your dumbasses in court
>>2371711>A>C/Write in: Just call next time, huh?
>>2371752>>2371780How do we get them in court when we don't know their civilian identities?
>>2371801Class action against their superhero id's for busting up a peaceful establishment and attacking the Tamaranean embassy to boot.
>>2371807Ok so you don't know what a class action is, now things make more sense.
I thought you guys wanted a friendly family relationship with Dick? fucking Reno got multi personality disorder. How does he even have a relationship with the Waynes, he's genocided like two different races shouldn't he be wanted by the green lantern corps?
>>2371801We know who Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon and Bruce Wayne are even in costume.Also Starfire.Possibly Jaime Reyes if the Scarab referred to him by name before realizing we could hear them.
>>2371818One race. Which was by all accounts everything Bruce would HATE. Furthermore it was a legitimate war as they would not rescind their bounty on Blackfire, and were wholly and utterly outclassed in every way imaginable for war. He probably does not like it, but can at least understand it. Bats was more than willing too genocide the White Martians or Apokalips to save Earth. Same Premise here.
>>2371818>shouldn't he be wanted by the green lantern corps?The Corps stays out of the Vega Cluster since it's basically a morass of warlords, mercenaries and criminals constantly fighting amongst each other, IIRC.
>>2371818Vega system is a outlaw system because the guardians made a deal with the orange latern to stay away from it.Basicaly Starfire sustem is a lawless place fulled of pseudo empires and evilmen there us no active green latern corp on it.
>>2371835They stay out because the guardians made a deal with the orange latern anon.And because of it the place is always filled with warlord criminals and such things.For a Warlord or space tyrant Reno and Blackfire are the best thing to happen to the tamareans.
>>2371818We don't know any of those people except Starfire who has no civilian identity, Batgirl, and possibly Jaime. Even if we did, the courts aren't just going to take our word for it.>>2371830Two races. Also a whole planet of civilians isn't responsible for a few elites keeping a bounty posted. Are you willing to get nuked tomorrow because the leader of your country decided to kick off WW3? At least you wouldn't be a hypocrite.
>>2371840Now I wanna start a Reno Corps to bring the system into one unified collective.Or just to start fights with everybody, either or both would be cool.
>>2371856Doesn't matter they are all dead now. All of then to the last disgusting slug baby.
>>2371864We'll have to tangle with The Citadel while making sure Larfleeze stays buried to ensure the Green Lanterns stay off our backs.
>>2371866It kinda does, because we're known as the guy who exterminated one sentient race and enslaved another. We're solidly in villain territory, and I don't think Batman or the league would ever be willing to work with us at this point.
>>2371856>Literally start the fight with "Grayson, do you have any idea what time it is?!">Married to Starfire's sister.>Babsgirl explained why she was so tore up about meeting us.>No clue who anyone but maybe Jaime is.Okay.
>>2371856>Two races.WRONGThe Gordanians are still around. Just their role of enslaving the Tamaraneans has been turned around on them.WE only wiped out the Drenthaxians, who are a planet entirely made up of elitist, opulent, lazy, cannibalistic slugs. Literally every member of their race in adult hood was part of the elite.Keep in mind the White Martians are one and all literally fanatical purifier aliens and there are maybe a handful of Apokalips natives not wholly and utterly evil. BAtman has literally rigged APokalips to blow more times than I care to count to get Dark Seid to fuck off, and would not have hesitated for the good or neutrals to die.
>>2371874>implying the Drenthaxians weren't all scum>implying the Gordanians didn't enslave TamaranEveryone knows that Vega is a den of scum and we're establishing some semblance of order.
>>2371864Well if we start to slowly control the system. But you have to remember tha Lobo also uses the Vega system as his home base. So if we want to unify anything and bring it under our boot we must either face Lobo or have him in our pay grade.
>>2371872The Citadel is easy to dela because they aren't as unified as before. So we could easily hit Citadel worlds. While keeping the orange latern on his planet hugging his little precious ring
>>2371875My bad, I assumed he would be competent. Forgot this is our book so every other character turns retarded so we can look good.>>2371877See my post >>2371874>the Drenthaxians, who are a planet entirely made up of elitist, opulent, lazy, cannibalistic slugs. Literally every member of their race in adult hood was part of the elite.You got a source for that? They threatened to invade Tamaran, which is weird, you wouldn't expect a race where every member is a lazy slug to field an invasion.>The Gordanians are still around. Just their role of enslaving the Tamaraneans has been turned around on them.Eye for an eye isn't really accepted.>>2371895Yes every single member of the dominant race of a planet, billions of individuals, are all scum. Thanks anon.
>>2371903>Yes every single member of the dominant race of a planet, billions of individuals, are all scum. Thanks anon.This is DC. That's REALLY nothing to roll your eyes at. Get off your fucking white horse and stop bitching.
>>2371920Lmao, my white horse? You're the one trying to pretend we're heroic after we committed acts of war that literally made us worse than hitler. Like 1000x times worse. How about you accept we're a villain already?
>>2371920i think anon is either just shit posting or trying to make discussion while waiting for the update.>>2371903>Eye for an eye isn't really accepted.So you are one of those that doesn't agree in poetic justice or that one should pay for it's crimes?
>>2371903>Yes every single member of the dominant race of a planet, billions of individuals, are all scum. Thanks anon.Yes, look at APokalips or the fucking White Martians who make Nazis look tolerant. DC has entire aliens races be utter assholes at times.Drenthaxia is only truly a threat in that they can send a lot of mercs at you because of their deep pockets. Physically they are a non-threat and techwise they are nothing special either. They're just stupid fucking rich.Since we hit first and hit hard they could not buy their way out and perished. Furthermore Tamaran was regarded as the punk bitch of the region that anyone could roll over. We changed that.
>>2371937>worse than hitlerOH LAWD, HOWEVER WILL WE LIVE WITH OURSELVES FOR DARING TO PROTECT OUR WIVE'S PEOPLE FROM HOSTILE, WARLIKE XENOS!
>>2371943Speaking of which, we might have to deal with the gordanians allies the Citadellians at some point. Who are literally an entire jackass race made of clones of one jackass.
>>2371903Because it's hard to put together that either your girlfriend's sister is cheating on a guy with an identical face, voice, weight, build, body type, skintone, hair color, and mannerisms.Or this crime fighting acrobat is the same acrobat orphan from Thanksgiving.
>>2371953I KNOW RIGHT!
Shit like this is why I wanted to hold back on genocide, it causes arguments and no matter how you sugarcoat it, it ends up with dead babies. Mach fucked up in not giving players a choice in how Reno would've delt with the slug people and made him a baby killer as soon as he was out of player control.
>>2371954We might, but somehow after what we did, I doubt most of the other races in the sector want to tangle with us. Blackfire and Reno put out a pretty empathetic, you fuck with us pray you live to regret it out there. Given we removed too regional powers with the space equivalent of a blitz and are now building up Tamaran's industry.
>>2371940>So you are one of those that doesn't agree in poetic justice or that one should pay for it's crimes?I never said that, but at least you acknowledge people like that exist. The Justice League is full of them.>>2371943>>2371953Maybe, just maybe, there's a small difference between justified self defense and killing everyone who bothered you and also their relatives, right down to the children and babies, and then glassing the planet so nothing could ever live there again.
>>2371953Hostile warlike slaver xenos from literally the worst part of the galaxy, who have had the justce league themselves been shown, multiple times, murdering the fuck out of them.DC moral dilemmas stop applying the instant aliens or sapient robots become involved. Everybody just stops giving a fuck because they aren't human.
>>2371954The Citadels main computer was destroyed i think. Also that would be even better and most likely the reason why Rena is on earth. If anyone in the system knew that the king and queen had a daugther they would try to eother kill her or capture and enslave the girl.
>>2371972Also larfleeze is in that system. No sane parent leaves their kid anywhere remotely near that pile of fucking insane....we might not actually know he exists, but the point still stands.
>I never said that, but at least you acknowledge people like that exist. The Justice League is full of them.Meh not like we care about then. Heck we are here just so our daugther can grow up without being threaten to be murdered by alien warlords or slaved by then
>>2371972That... sounds like a bad idea. Killing, Kidnapping or Enslaving the beloved Princess of Tamaran would only be inviting the specter of death to your home.
>>2371711>A>CThere's a worried look on Blue Beetle's face as you start to chuckle nefariously, but the look on his face is soon washed away once you reach down and offer him your hand.He looks at it with a puzzled expression, then reluctantly takes it. Letting out a noise of surprise, you quickly yank him up and give him a supportive pat on the back, the strength behind it pushing him forward somewhat.“I really don't know what you expected, Dick. Breaking in might've been easy, but getting past me?” You begin taunting, flashing a smug smile that would make Lex Luthor proud. You continue to carve into Nightwing with your words as you make your way to Superboy, relishing how pissed he looks.“With your only powerhouse being the second rate Superman with a crippling weakness and a boy who can't control his homicidal AI? What did you hope to accomplish?”Once you're over Superboy, you extend your hand to him only to have him swipe it away defiantly.The Kyptonian offspring looks at you with pure spite as he stands, and all you can reply with is a shrug and a motion of your arms permitting him to join the rest of his team.You look over at the three of them, standing defeated over your broken and burning dojo floor.“Ahh, at least you know how to make me chuckle.” You end with a scoff as you proudly plant your hands on your hips.“You know what? You're right. I don't know what he expected coming here.”The new voice comes from the entrance behind the trio, its tone feminine and familiar.Your eyes go wide with fear, and that smug smile spread across your lips quickly shrinks.“Oh no.” You say quietly as the voice continues to speak.“You know what I expected ever since I first met you? Good. I felt like nothing but good would from you.” She tells you, her yellow gloves charred and burned as they appear from the shadows.“Not violence. Not tyranny. Not genocide. Not a homicidal dance group and definitely not this.”Your balls feel like they're shriveling up as her smudged face pushes her way past the others and faces you without fear.“So tell me Reno, what did you expect when you did all this?” Batgirl sternly questions as she gets right in your face, her red hair frizzy from her fight with your Thunder Force. You guess she finished tending to the others.With shaky hands, you slowly reach up to your helmet and pull it off, revealing your frightened face.“H-Hey B-Babs... What's AUGHH!!”Your greeting is cut short when one of her yellow hands rises only to smack the top of your scalp repeatedly!“WHY! ARE YOU! SUCH! A! STUPID! JERK!” She yells with every smack, and the only way you can respond is with yelps of pain.[TO BE CONTINUED]
...come to think of it I'm pretty certain that the only member of the justice league who has any legitimate authority to try and get pissy with us for the genocide thing is Green Lantern, and even THAT'S shaky when we point out "Hey jackass, maybe I wouldn't have needed to kill all those people if you and your fucking smurf bosses should have done something about my wife's entire race being slaves in all but name"
>>2371965Except, YOU LITERALLY HAVE TOO WITH MOST HOSTILE RACES.The White Martians have literally said they will kill every living being that is not of them until only they are left in the stars.The people of Apokalips worship Darkseid so much they will never ever turn against barring some massively huge anomalies like Big Barda.Batman himself has advocated genocide of both if at all possible simply because of the threat they pose to all life.BATMAN, Mr. Never kill a human, advocates full scale annihilation of xenos enemies.The Drenthaxians are literally an entire race of utterly reprehensible slug people both morally and physically.The Gordanians have their kids join raiding bands to kill, rape and enslave other sentient species. It's good parenting according to them.
>>2371984The Psions literally did that with Starfire tho, also, pretty sure The Citadel wouldn't give a damn about Tamaranian sensibilities.
That's all for this week! Thank you all for being wonderful and reading along!Sorry for the late start, but I've been feeling under the weather! I hope you all enjoyed the thread anyway!As always, I'll be around for questions and ominous posts about my writing errors!
>>2371984Cloak and daggers. Don't forget that there is LOBO on the system. And i believe cloaking tech isn't something to far from existing in space. It would be but no sane parent would want to risk some crazy warlord wanting to try his luck. And there is a lot os asshole races like the Reach we just meet.Those fuckers are like the most related we can get of assholes making a agreement with the laterns or not slaving but still doing it and escaping any repercusion because of technical details.
>>2371993Yeah one thing to consider is that in the case of certain alien races, they are LITERALLY incapable of feeling empathy or remorse. Because they don't have human brains. They have weird slug-people brains.
>>2371995Reno is for BULLY
>>2371995I'm looking forwards to the next live. Honestly kinda hoping that once the slapping stops we have a minute to just sit down, and tell barbara (and to an extent dick, I suppose) exactly what it was we saw on those planets that caused us to hit the exterminatus button.I imagine the phrase "Gourmet tamaranean baby liver seasoned with pepper" will probably be involved at some point.
>>2371993>The Drenthaxians are literally an entire race of utterly reprehensible slug people both morally and physically.Nice headcanon. Yeah, every race portrayed as villains is just as bad as the worst two you can name, just like Catwoman is just as brutal a murderer as the Joker. Oh wait.
>>2372003Tameranian Foie Gras?
>>2371995Thanks for the run boss. Also lol Babs is the best.
>>2371989Except ALSO in name in some continuities.I think the cartoon was about as blatant as it could be. Considering network restrictions.
>>2372006Dude. It's DC. They are fucking aliens. There is LITERALLY an entire species made of psycopathic clones that enslave other races. The fucking Reac exist. APOKOLYPSE exists. IT IS FUCKING DC COMICS.
>>2371995We need to give them all a crash course in alien morality and their general ways of "empathy". If anything, Reno's just a very benevolent warmonger who does what needs to be done while keeping his wife back from turning the empire into just a brutal warmonger.Also has Babs met Reno's kid yet?
>>2371995what are the odds of Babs letting Reno explain himself? or at least seeing Rena?
>>2372018Yeah it's DC. That means all villains are cartoonishly evil, and you can see Catwoman eating dead babies every issue. Oh wait.
>>2372006>Nice headcanon.They were a literal throwaway race from the cartoons.So Mach could do anything to them he wanted. Apparently he made them like the white Martians Or APokalips and total assholes.
As a small spoiler, I can tell you how Reno figured out Batman's secret identity!There was an opportunity for this to be brought up later, but when Reno was first starting his crystal scam, he thought that a business magazine would have lots of valuable information!However, before he could even open up the magazine, he was drawn to Bruce Wayne on the cover! In fact, there was something about Bruce's chin that was that bugged him... And then it all clicked! He recognized the shape, and discovered this truth in the most ridiculous way possible!So far, they haven't met in person, but that could change in a future thread!
>>2372006Actually in the case of the Citadel that is just one race made out of the clones of the same guy. Yes you can.
>>2371995Thanks senpai, seconding >>2372023's question
>>2372027The various evil alien races literally exist to be cartoonishly evil, because they were MADE TO BE CARTOON ANTAGONISTS. HOW DOES THIS NOT GET THROUGH YOUR FUCKING SKULL!Okay. No. I'm done. I fell for the bait, congrats, I'm out, fuck you and everything you stand for you autistic potato.
>>2372023I think only star meet Rena.
>>2372006>The worst two you can name.Are literally the only ones we've done that to.
>>2372003There will most certainly be an opportunity for that!I know anons are heavily debating this controversial detail, and I plan on causing either more unrest or ease once answers are given!>>2372023Nope! She hasn't met Rena at all!And before anyone asks, Blackfire does like Babs!
>>2372030Top kek>outed by the lantern jaw
>>2372030What is the general opinion of the Young Justice about us? Also our men aren't homicidal....against friends of the crown. Just against home invaders need to protect our baby girl.
>>2372043>Blackfire does like Babs!This is either going to end brilliantly or in tears.
>>2372043>Blackfire does like Babs!Babsgirl confirmed for babysitter when date night comes around?!
>>2372029Again, nice headcanon. All we know is that we exterminated them. You seem unable to accept that we ever do bad things, so you desperately make excuses. I take the most likely explanation.>>2372032When have I mentioned the citadel?>>2372036Just like Catwoman was made to be cartoonishly evil, because she's a cartoon villain, right? Oh wait.Yeah I'd duck out too if I was getting humiliated this badly.>>2372039We were actually referencing White Martians and Apokalips, try to keep up anon.
How does the Galaxy view the Tamaraneans ever since we became king
>Blackfire does like Babs!Well that is certanly a relief. Now we need to get dinner while the others get bandaged. And then we start to explain to then the subtle game that is politics. I mean Reno and Blackfire don't want nothing to do with earth. They are just using it so Rena can have some kind of childhood that doesn't revolve about being a political target 24hrs a day.
>>2372051Rena has superpowers, that would be hilarious
>>2372053>muh CatwomanCatwoman was always a petty thief you stupid fuck. She's hardly ever counted as a proper villain.
>>2372053>Again, nice headcanon.WE know that they are all disgusting slugs. Mach said so writing them up. WE know the entire race is rich, also noted. Mach also wrote they eat their young and cannot fight for shit.I'm going off basic extrapolation of what Mach has written asshole.Namely if they are rich, big, slovenly, and bad in a fight they probably need to fight via mercs.So no, not headcanon, quest canon you shit head.
>>2372053No i mean that in the case of the citadel you can yes say that a entire race is as murderous as the same other citizen since they are all clones of the same guy who then transfered his mind to a super computer.
>>2372056We are desperately out-gunned by the women in our life. Good lord.I'm gonna be somewhat disappointed if blackfire takes the light up on their offer. It really doesn't help us...at all.
>>2372043Well, good to know. But changing of girls, how's Chesire doing? Is it safe for her to fight while she is... y'know?
>>2372049They all thought you were stupid, but they didn't expect you to be this crazy and violent! It was quite the wake up call!Also Reno is usually good about stopping his special team from killing! There was just that one tragic time where an order was given.
>>2372071Yeah yeah, when you're as fuck-off strong as we are you've earned the right to be as eccentric and cheesy as you damn well please.You can laugh at our mid-combat poses all you like, it still won't stop our weeblaser from punching a hole through your face....god I love our characterization. We are just the best kind of crazy.
>>2372060Says you, desperately grasping for straws.>>2372062>The entire race is rich>Entire race supported a bounty on Blackfire>Entire race deserved deathFind quotes from Mach on all those points. Oh, you can't, because they don't exist. >>2372063Maybe that's why I never tried to apply this logic to the citadel?
>>2372069Cheshire is a bad mom. She brought that baby to a raid in the show!
>>2372071Why does Kom like Babs? Is it because she's wholesome, unlike Cheshire?
>>2372080>Find quotes from Mach on all those points. Oh, you can't, because they don't exist.Ok you're either trolling or cannot read. So I am just going to call you an idiotic troll and call it a night.
>>2372085It's because she knows they go way back AND that she isn't afraid to slap Reno around when he's being a jack-ass!
>>2372085It probably has to do with the fact that we died and resurrected partly because of her. Without that sacrifice, Koma and Reno would have never met.
>>2372069I hope ches managed to walk away.>>2372065Well it certanly doesn't help that dick barged in the tower while she was here. She is a fucking Tamarean if we were having a reunion with the guys so what? He could have just come and asked. But nooo he wanted to come, break our kid sleepy time and explode our tower.Why would you do that when you know that Blackfire would join forces with the light just out of spite for what they did. Geez i thought Dick and Babs were suposed to be smart.
>>2372091How did the thunderfoce make it out? Eager to get back in and up the training?
>>2372080>>2372089No one is an idiot! I'm glad you both are so invested, but please settle!All will be answered in a future thread!
>>2372056We should invite just Babs to dinner. Tell the others to fuck off downstairs or wait outside off of Reno's property.
>>2372100Now I kind of want the Thunderforce to start staggering onto the scene lining up to shake hands like a little league baseball time. All of them saying "Good game." as they walk by.
>>2372100Eager to get on their knees and beg for training!
>>2372091Our weakness is girls with righteous anger.But for real, what are the odds she'll let Reno explain himself?
>>2372101I...actually forget, what's up with raven? Have we met her yet? Has her plot arc resolved?Do we need to hit trigon in the face with a sun?
>>2372089I accept your admission of defeat. Better luck next time.
>>2372115QM said shut the fuck up you smarmy bastard.
>>2372091Tamareans respect guts. Important question!! Is Reba still sleeping?>>2372080Oh okay then my bad.
>>2372112Very high!>>2372113We didn't properly meet, but we were in the same room a few times!You may get a peek at what's going on in her life if you ever take Rena to see her aunt Kori!
>>2372117I didn't say that I said no fighting!>>2372119That's the really important question, isn't it?
>>2372123Ah, these are fristration and worry pumches. Once we just talk, settle down at the dinner table, have some tea and show her baby pictures, she'll understand.Babs has always been very fair with us. Cass would probably be a bit less compromising.
>>2372127So how does the Galaxy view the Tamaraneans ever since we took charge
>>2372112Low but she will soon calm down when she gets tired and if we don't try to hurt her the othera won't try to meddlei just find funny thinking this super violent guy capable of tackling superboy is cowering before Babs jabs.
>>2372127>I didn't say that I said no fighting!Those are practically the exact same sentence on 4chan, really.Like how you say "Good day my fellow gentleman!" by typing out "OP is a faggot"
>>2372127>That's the really important question, isn't it?Oh no they didn't...
>>2372130The same way the the world viewed the Mongolian Empire!
>>2372127How did Black fire handle the VIPS after we left to deal with Dick and friends?
>>2372138The twist is she was never asleep. It was all a ruse!
>>2372143She drank more wine and talked about how dumb the Thunder Force looked, but showing sympathy for Eclipse!
>>2372117The truth shall not be silenced
>>2372140So we are feared and also adopt the conquered races into our ranks as our on without creating hate and so avoiding any attemp of vegeance from the conquered enemies. Cool.
>>2372148What did Ras think of the thunderforce?
>>2372154Except for that one race!
>>2372144She has her mother's cleverness and her father's determination
>>2372158They put a bounty on the queen. Good ridance.
>>2372156He was very impressed to see their martial arts techniques, but that was watered down by their absurdity.
>>2372159I kinda want to grab our sister belt and give it to her once she grows up.I don't even know what happend with our Sister unit belt did we keep it?
>>2372150How assblasted are you going to be when we're forced to Genocide the Psions, The Citadel, and probably the Gordanians too?
>>2372164What is Rena's favourite cereal?
>>2372168Has Reno bought the company that makes Rena's favorite cereal yet?
>>2372165No, Batman has it!
>>2372168She likes Trix, Honey Nut Cheerios, Captain Crunch, Apple Jacks, and Fruitloops all in one big mixing bowl!
>>2372171...Because of course he does.That man has a looter problem.
>>2372171Ah, I'd wager he's reverse-engineered some kind of anti-Reno weapon from it. Or a new suit. Goddamn, how many suits do you need, Bruce?
>>2372175A child of Patrician tastes I see.
>>2372175What is Rena's favorite game to play?
>>2372175.... The dentist is going to fucking hate her.
>>2372186She likes to fly around with her mom and play in the park!
>>2372194Does she have a favorite Aunty?
>>2372175A true patrician, also does Rena go to school?
>>2372188Indestructible teeth mayne
>>2372204Kori!>>2372224No, she's home schooled and it's a bit of a sad subject.
>>2372171Of fucking course he has it.
>>2372247Uh oh who was the child that pissed her of and got his teeth punched in?Also does she has Human skin tone or does she has Tamarean skin tone? What about the eyebrows?
>>2372260Skin and eyes are Tamaranean!
>>2372247Rena doesn't have any friends, does she?
>>2372129I don't know, cass and reno got along pretty well last time.
>>2372264Princess don't have friends.That's why Dick needs to put a baby inside Kori as soon as possible!
>>2372267God dammit, and we can't just send her to a normal preschool or leave her on Tamaran to be taught... Maybe the heroes will know what to do? Surely there's some place where superpowered kids can get taught?Like HIVE, but without the murder.Oh, right, is Cass mad at us too?
>>2372274> "Look dick, my daughter needs a friend so you and kori need to get busy">"Yes Im serious">Hey you fuck don't run away from me while I'm talking to you, get back here!
>>2372267How is Cofee Milf doing?
>>2372267 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWE HAVE TO SAVE HER SENPAITACHIWE CAN'T BE HAVING HER turning into one us
>>2372279>So, batman, why are the two of us out here again?>Because, flash, reno has been chasing my former sidekick all around the city with a sun canon, trying to get him to stay still long enough to talk him into having sex with his girlfriend.>...Bats if I didn't know you never grew a sense of humor...
>>2372296>Shut up and help me deal with the property damage flash.>You sure we shouldn't have green arrow along for this? Pretty sure he's the expert on matters of the loins around here mr "I dress up like a bat on my weekends"
>>2372167I don't mind that at all. What bothers me is people still saying we're heroic.
>we're heroic.Wow those people are fucking delusional then.
>>2372304wait...son of a fuck is that REALLY what you were trying to argue that entire time?!Fuck I thought you were trying to say that the slug-fuckers didn't deserve it. Yeah we're totally not a hero. We're like, a grayer color of villain than average, yeah, but we literally ate our sister's heart.
>>2372313We're not heroic but we've done a lot for Tamaran by eleminating their enemies. We don't go around helping people but we're not a deranged maniac who kills for no reason.
>>2372304Heroic? Fuck no.You never said heroic, you just got pissy because batman who willfully support alien genocide would get pissy with us for alien genocide.
>>2372335Uh i was agreeing with you.
>>2372346oh nvm then my bad anon
>>2372267PRINCESS FRIEND CAPTURING EPISODE GO, ALSO KNOWN AS MAKE DICK FUCK HER AUNT AND MAKE HER ALOT OF FRIEND AT THE COST OF HIS PELVIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
>>2372282Knowing Reno he most likely invested heavily on her brand and now she has mutiple restaurants.And she is dating with a tamarean
>>2372811You mean he has one of the Thunderforce be her bodyguard/boyfriend/husband, and personally making sure her franchise is worldwide. Also she is Rena's favorite babysitter besides aunt Kori.
>>2372819Could be>yfw the thunder force member that is dating her is Eclipse.
>>2372826....I'd be totally cool with that. He comes home from an awkward day of posing training and cuddles with coffee milf on their fancy couch. She is the only person that makes him smile.
>>2372832Of course baring the Princess giving out hugs to the Thunderforce for being her friends that day.
>>2372826>Eclipse loves coffee like Blackfire loves barbecue sauce
>>2372879Eh, the bags under his eyes from the sleepless nights, wondering where it all went wrong, only to be dragged into the dojo to practice posing, it makes sense. Probably hugs coffee milf like Reno hugs Rena and Blackfire.
>>2372808DICK! MAKE USE OF YOUR NAMESAKE AND MAKE MY PRINCESS SOME FRIENDS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
I was making a joke about being Eclipse because of his gothic behaviour and the gothic culture of smoking/drinking cofee. But that works too.
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>>2377006Time to get into voting.