This quest takes place in the DC Universe with characteristics mainly pulled from the animated TV series and films. You are Reno, AKA Black Rider Battery! After a tremendous journey from boy to super-powered fighter, you've started taking the first steps to becoming a established name in the world of metahumans! It is now 5 years in the future, where you've raised a tower in your name! The 54-story building not only houses many of your Tamaranean and Oni subordinates, but the underground metahuman fight club known as The Metabrawl! Now, you're about to begin an important dinner with Ra's al Ghul and Lex Luthor, but the purpose of it is still unknown...Rules: -10 Minute voting period after each post, I will now specify how many votes are allowed per post.-Some actions (typically combat choices against non-generic enemies and certain social situations) will require 3 D100 rolls, using the best of the 3 rolls for said action.-Critical successes/failures are 100/1QM Twitterhttps://twitter.com/MachPunchQMArchivehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=DC+Quest+MachPunchMC Powers and Inventoryhttps://pastebin.com/v8wjir7d
To say this dinner was awkward would be quite the understatement. Across the long dining from you and your wife were your two guests, silently trying to enjoy the meal prepared by them. However, this was difficult for Ra's al Ghul and Lex Luthor, as their eyes were focused on the spectacle of your feasting wife. Blackfire, an elegant woman dressed in a refined silk dress, was devouring 12 plates of assorted meats like a starving predator. Stains and smears of rich barbecue sauce stained her lips and deep purple dress as the queen dined like a slob.You, on the other hand, enjoyed your 28 ounce slab of rare meat, a content smile on your face as you cut apart the wonderfully prepared steak.It amused you greatly to see the prominent figures in front of you sit in shock as they were introduced to Tamaranean appetites, especially the once smug Lex Luthor.“Is your food alright, gentlemen? You've hardly touched it.” You ask with a smirk, a bloodied chunk of meat held to your lips in preparation of being eaten.“Ahem,” Ra's speaks up, adjusting the large green collar surrounding his neck.“No, it's quite good, but perhaps we could discuss the purpose of this visit.”“Please.” Lex utters, showing a disgusted look in response to your wife's savage eating.“Muuhf?” Blackfire questions, a bone sticking out of her mouth. She swiftly swallows whatever was in her mouth whole, belching audibly before dabbing a white cloth over her mouth.“Oh, yeah, right... Please, inform my husband and I about the purpose of your visit.” She requests, a cunning smile appearing on her now clean lips.“As you wish.” Ra's begins, his face returning to that of a more serious demeanor. “I'm not sure if you're aware, but Bialya's leader was found dead a few days ago.”You cock an eyebrow at this opening statement.A: “Who?”B: “Alright... Well, RIP. What does that have to do with us?”C: “I hope you're not here to accuse us of being responsible.”D: “I hadn't heard, actually. What happened exactly?”E: “If you're about to go on some sales pitch about giving us Bialya in exchange for some of our warriors, you can forget it.”
>>2356403>Sat across the long dining table from you and your wife were your two guests, silently trying to enjoy the meal prepared by them.I would like to thank Blik for pointing out this botched sentence!
>>2356403>A: “Who?”>B: “Alright... Well, RIP. What does that have to do with us?”
>>2356403>D>COh man Queen Bee is dead? She was a pretty descebt Milf.
>Blackfire questions, a bone sticking out of her mouth. She swiftly swallows whatever was in her mouth whole, belching audibly before dabbing a white cloth over her mouth.>She swiftly swallows whatever was in her mouth wholeIs already used with a much thicker boner in her mouth anyway.
>>2356403B: “Alright... Well, RIP. What does that have to do with us?”C: “I hope you're not here to accuse us of being responsible.”
>>2356403Aw fuck son, we are a go. Hope you've been doing good so far, Mach, man.>A: “Who?”>C: “I hope you're not here to accuse us of being responsible.”
So wait with Queen Bee and Blood dead does that mean that there isn't a HIVE anymore?i mean, i remember that HIVE had other executives in it but Queen Bee and Blood were kinda like the top branch or something.
>>2356403Why is Blackfire so perfect, Reno?
I also wonder with how much bullshit we can escape if Reno gets a country all to himself. SENATOR RENO!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZIR1nd60To
>>2356501Cause she is best girl anon.
>>2356403C: “I hope you're not here to accuse us of being responsible.”D: “I hadn't heard, actually. What happened exactly?”
>>2356513Best girl never wins though.Hmmm
>>2356664that's cause ACTUAL best girl was also our sisterand dead
>>2356513>>2356664Every once in a while, a miracle happens. This miracle was anons not being retarded and going for either tsundere or harem
>>2356403>AThe new causes you to lean in closer, looking Ra's straight in the eye after what he's told you.“Who?” You ask, and the question puts a look of bewilderment on the old man's face.“Are... Are you not familiar?” He asks, genuinely surprised that you don't know of this leader.Meanwhile Luthor just smugly chuckles to himself, taking a sip of wine.“Ra's, even I knew that he'd be clueless in regards to it. He's been to busy with this playground of his. We should've just discussed it with the queen...”His ridicule causes you to clench your fists tightly around your silverware, but the anger quickly washes away when Blackfire places a calming hand on your shoulder.“My husband will be involved in all matters regardless of your opinion, and you'd be wise to watch your tongue here Luthor.” She scolds him, a glimmer of fire drifting from her eye.“Now then... Tell me, Ra's, why do you bring this up?”“Because her demise leaves an open seat among our organization, your majesty.” Ra's begins to answer, the respect he shows towards your wife impressing you with every word.“You and your husband have been shown to be quite capable when it comes to manipulating the public and organizing a inter-species syndicate under their noses. This also goes without saying, but the strength you're both capable of displaying is desirable as well.”“I must admit, even I'm impressed.” Luthor speaks up, finishing his wine glass.“I didn't expect the ruler of a alien warrior race to be so skilled at leeching sympathy from humans, even with your husband and his men. The sane man would see what you're doing here as an alien invasion, but you were quick to coerce political representatives to launch Open Atmosphere campaigns.”A giggle rises from Blackfire throat has she puts a hand over her lips.“Oh please, it was simple. I just applied my usual techniques on a grander scale. A bilboard of doll-eyed Tamaraneans here, a commercial advertising inter-species dating apps there... We became the harmless orange cuties from across the stars in a matter of days, and anyone suggested otherwise was lambasted over social media for Xenophobic responses.” She looks over to you, a wry smile on her face.“This hunk was a big help too...”“Believe me, I'm aware.” Luthor notes, raising his glass to you.“Again, I have to give praise where it's due. All this wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for those space pebbles you sold. An operation small enough to avoid League attention, but lucrative enough to fund propaganda and bribe officials. I couldn't have done it better myself.”[Votes in next post! Sorry for the late reply, I had a phone call!]
>>2356696A: “Spare me the compliments. I would like to get this over with already.”B: “Thanks, I guess. I'm honestly more proud of the Metabrawl though...”C: “Huh? How'd you know about the real value of those crystals?!”D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”E: “You're right, you couldn't. In fact, I don't see why we even need to be a part of your organization when we're so well off.”[Two votes permitted]
>>2356699A: “Spare me the compliments. I would like to get this over with already.”D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”
>>2356699A: “Spare me the compliments. I would like to get this over with already.”D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”We're a scumbag tyrannical ruler but I'd like to think we at least care about our people
>>2356675>Every once in a while, a miracle happensSure it did. >>2356696>Blackfire took advantage of PC cultureThat cunning bitch. Maybe she is best girl. >>2356699>A: “Spare me the compliments. I would like to get this over with already.”Nice digits.
>>2356699>B: “Thanks, I guess. I'm honestly more proud of the Metabrawl though...”D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”A machine gun is obviously a weapon of war, a knife? Well that's just a useful too...
>>2356699>B: “Thanks, I guess. I'm honestly more proud of the Metabrawl though...”i mean the fact that i can get killer crock and king shark to kick ass for me is pretty sweet>D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”
>>2356699>B: “Thanks, I guess. I'm honestly more proud of the Metabrawl though...”
>>2356699>A>DDon't want to confirm about the crystals so Luthor gets advantage on us. For all we know he has a device recording everything we are speaking.
>>2356726He can just release a molecular analysis, he doesn't need a confession.
Thinking on it Meta-brawl is either1. a place for former felons and convicts to use their unique skills to legally entertain people and reform their lives2. a place for convicts and felons to hone their fighting skills.Knowing Reno it's both.
>>2356738You forgot the most important part. It's also a place were people make money be it with bets on the brawls or the convicts that only know about figthing can get a safe 'salary'.I still wonder why we don't have bane in our Brawl. Most likely he's stucked in the suicide squad.
>>2356729Is not about proving that the crystals are fake anon. It's about proving we are the ones that are responsible for brigging it to earth and also for it's distribution
>>2356797I thought that part was obvious. It's obviously us. What do you think happened, we just discarded them somewhere and people randomly gave us money for them?
>>2356809Black market sells. Also we have human goons who could have worked as middle men for us. But i guess i'm making a lot of assumptions.
>>2356458Bless his father and Dr. Jerry's kinky Japanese engineering fetish.
>>2356834Considering we openly have conquered one planet, enslaved another and genocided a third, I doubt we bothered to cover up selling counterfeit gems.
>>2356880>Implying Reno's golden dragon isn't true to his original's size
>>2356889Fair point. Still would have been really funny asking our sister how the hell our dad made her a working womb.
>>2356699>B: “Thanks, I guess. I'm honestly more proud of the Metabrawl though...”>D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”
>>2356738Reno is a man of many talents, his awkward philanthropy work is one of them. I just hope he is doing a better job than Vince Mcman.
>>2356699>A: “Spare me the compliments. I would like to get this over with already.”>B: “Thanks, I guess. I'm honestly more proud of the Metabrawl though...”>D: “You know, some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”
>>2356699>A>D“Hmph. Spare me the compliments. I would like to get this over with already.” You dismiss Luthor with a huff.“And let's get one thing straight; some of the Tamaraneans just want to live here. Not all of them are soldiers hiding in plain sight. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that of my people.”“Whatever you say, Reno.” Luthor responds with a shrug, his smile resilient to your backlash.“To cut straight to the point, we're interested in having you join us in The Light.”“The Light?” Blackfire questions, propping an elbow on the table and resting her chin in her hand.“Yes. A counter organization to the Justice League.” Ra's begins to explain, the mention of the Justice League holding your attention.“We aim to preserve humanity's need to evolve in retaliation of the Justice league's effort to inhibit our growth. Their prevention of tragedy, crime and disaster are merely severance of our evolutionary factors. Our organization pulls the strings on key individuals in key positions, co-opting networks of operatives and exploring forbidden boundaries in science to preserve the human adaptability.”Your head is having a hard time processing this, trying to make sense of their methods and understand their goal. Looking at Blackfire, she doesn't seem as puzzled as you, her gaze focused and unwavering as Ra's continues to explain.“We've been the source of many things... Outbreaks, attacks, catastrophic natural disasters... All of this to advance our goal of the human race becoming the center of the universe once more.” Ra's continues to speak, soon to be joined by Luthor.“There's also our accomplishments in technology. Genetic engineering, biochemical engineering, robotics, nano-robotics, techno-sorcery, all things I'm sure Reno is familiar with.” He adds proudly, leaning back in his seat as he revels in the look of shock on your face.“You mean... Cadmus... My father...?” You begin to stammer out, the realization hitting you like a ton of bricks.“Mere stepping stones in our ultimate goal. You weren't just some dead kid turned into a anti-Kryptonian weapon, you were a test subject. One that came with a genocidal sister, but a successful one at the very least.” He answers, lavishing in your realization.“Those aside from me believed Cadmus was truly a contingency plan if the Justice League became a threat, and it is partly true, but ultimately I aided the research for The Light. There aren't any more of you running around, but what we accomplished with you has been applied to more lucrative projects. It's a shame that your father was wrapped up in simply bringing you back from the dead. If he had focused on the bigger picture... Well, let's just say you two might be playing catch in the back yard again instead of causing the deaths of hundreds of HIVE students.”[Continued/Votes in the next post.]
>>2357003>Tamaran is the planet of peace! WonFuck.
>>2357003You feel hot. Your blood seems to be boiling enough to cause your synthetic flesh to bubble and pop.If you wanted, you could lunge across the table rip this bastard apart, but you might get the unwanted attention of the rest of his organization, and god knows what they're capable of.You haven't even considered Blackfire's feelings. What if she wants this? Should you ruin her desires over a past you've buried under this very tower? What do you do?A: Beat this smug son of a bitch to a pulp!B: "Get out of my house before I kill you. I have no interest in joining your side in anything."C: "Blackfire... I'll leave this decision up to you."D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."E: [Write in][One vote permitted]
>>2357015D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."
>>2357015>D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."also you do realize that most of the justice league are humans right?
>>2357015>D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."kek this, the quip option will always get my vote. especially the one that'll tighten lex's asshole
>>2357015>C: "Blackfire... I'll leave this decision up to you.">>2357037>That guy who always chooses the sarcastic option in Fallout 4
>>2357015>E: "I have many good reasons to say no, but the one that I feel carries the most weight is this: I don't fucking like you Lex. Also, you're asking a guy who's married to an alien space queen and has a mixed race child with her to make Humans number one cause their human. If you really want to bring humanity to the next level, start with yourself and go start a space empire with a cute alien babe. Otherwise you can take the invitation to your "I Hate Superman Cause He's A Space Mexican" club and fuck off."
>>2357015>D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."
>>2357015>D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces."Seriously. How did he think this was going to go?
>>2357015>C: "Blackfire... I'll leave this decision up to you.">D: "And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces.">"Ra's, feel free to continue eating, I will be taking a few moments with Luthor. He wont die.">Bolt Blink to Luthor and drag him out choking the shit out of him with one hand.
>>2357050I would second this joke, if only to rub it into Lex's face for his un-ironic and unoriginal stereotype.
>>2357003C: "Blackfire... I'll leave this decision up to you."
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>2357143
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>2357143
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>2357143
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>2357143>>2357149Well fuck we burned the shit outta him
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>2357143
>>2357149When you roast a nigga so hard he has to question his life choices
>>2357155>>2357162You know what's funny? I'm the one who rolled 99 when roasting Robin.
>>2357162Oh please, Lex Luthor regrets nothing, he just revises his fuck ups to look like it was done on purpose.>>2357166Good, we know who to have roll for roasting rolls. Speaking of the boy wonder, we need to have words with him about not breeding Starfire yet.
>>2357166I have no way to confirm your claim so I'll believe you
>>2357143>Stupid sexy Lex smirking at us with his sexy green eyes and manly jawline
>>2357143Omega beam time?>>2357149Omega beam time.
>>2357015>DYour face is stern, but calm. The only thing that keeps you from going into a relentless rampage is the look Lex will have on his face once you've given your two cents."And maybe if you could handle a research project correctly, three of your guinea pigs wouldn't have run loose causing hell in Jump City. I believe that's three failures to your name, Lex, and the one sitting across from you could tear you to pieces." The bold retort stills the air. Lex's face contorts into one of irritation, while Ra's narrows his eyes towards you. Blackfire shows a faint smile, admiring your quick wit at the arrogant CEO.Finally, after a few more seconds of thick silence, Ra's breaks through with a sigh.“Are you satisfied now, Luthor?” He asks in a begrudging tone, and in response a smile flashes across the bald man's face.“Quite.” He responds, adjusting his tie as he stands.“I'm happy to have my assumptions proved wrong, he'll be a valuable asset now that I'm sure he has some self control.”You just blink, frowning at the unexpected response from the man you just insulted.“Uhhm, What just... Happened?” Blackfire pipes up, looking confused as you do.“Luthor believed that Reno was... Unstable. Couldn't say I blamed him, given what we know, but I was entirely against him coming along to test his mental fortitude.” Ra's reluctantly admits as he stands with Luthor.“Hey! What's the supposed to mean!” You ask angrily, offended by the statement.“It means that we should be cautious about the boy with a red solar energy converter and a addiction to violence, otherwise he might start world war 3 to impress his wife.” Lex jabs, still showing a happier expression than what you expected on his face.“What?! I wouldn't do that! Honey, back me up here!” You beg your wife, becoming a bit flustered at the situation turning around on you like this.Blackfire just looks away and quietly sips her wine, refusing to acknowledge any of it.“BABE!” You plead once more, but Blackfire simply holds a hand up to your face as she gulps down her drink.“Ahhh... Wait just a moment, I haven't agreed to anything in regards to your light-thing.” She reminds them, halting their motions.“First, I want to know why I, the ruler of a mighty alien race, would want to do anything beneficial to Earth. I don't despise your planet, but there's nothing to convince me lend my aid.”[Continued in the next post]
>>2357232>Reno is penned as a violent warmonger for shits and giggles even by his wifeOuch. She better wear the slave costume to make up for it tonight.
>>2357232>“It means that we should be cautious about the boy with a red solar energy converter and a addiction to violence, otherwise he might start world war 3 to impress his wife.” Lex jabs, still showing a happier expression than what you expected on his face.>“What?! I wouldn't do that! Honey, back me up here!” You beg your wife, becoming a bit flustered at the situation turning around on you like this.>Blackfire just looks away and quietly sips her wine, refusing to acknowledge any of it.Come on Reno you genocided two other planets of course you would do it to impress her.
>>2357252But we are a violent warmonger and she loves that about us.
>>2357261Yeah but that was business and she was planning it anyways!>>2357262Ahhhh........fuck. I cant argue that point. Except I can, we wouldn't be able to have Coffee Milf over for brunch with our baby if we destroyed the world.
>>2357232“Don't worry, your majesty, we weren't ignorant of this.” Ra's assures her.“Consider this an opportunity to strengthen an ally. Help us bring humanity to its prime, and you'll have our support across the solar system should you wish. You aren't the only one among us who has desires beyond this planet.”“Hmm... I'll--”“CHIEF!!”Blackfire is interrupted as a sweat-drenched Umi rushes into the room, nearly keeling over as he desperately tries to catch his breath.“Umi?! The hell is going on?!” You bark at your right hand man as briskly leave the table, the sudden event warranting quizzical looks from both Ra's and Luthor.“Intruders... Elevator broken.. Haaaghhh... Ran up emergency... Gugh... Stairs... Masked dude and lady-Uorgh!.. Already on the way down...”Intruders?! You need to push every thought aside and find out more and hope you can learn enough before he passes out!A: “How the hell did they get in?! I thought we had this place locked down!”B: “What kind of intruders are we talking about here? Who are they?”C: “Just give me a number, Umi! I need to know what we're up against!”D: “What floor are they on?! Are they trying to get up here?!”E: “Who found them? What happened?!”[Two votes permitted]
>>2357280>C: “Just give me a number, Umi! I need to know what we're up against!”>D: “What floor are they on?! Are they trying to get up here?!”>GET A GUARD DETAIL FOR OUR WIFE AND DAUGHTER NOW! Dive towards the floor their on and bolt blink inside.
>>2357280>B>D>one masked lady.Wonder if that is Artemis or Terra
>>2357280>B: “What kind of intruders are we talking about here? Who are they?”>D: “What floor are they on?! Are they trying to get up here?!”
>>2357280>D: “What floor are they on?! Are they trying to get up here?!”
>>2357280B: “What kind of intruders are we talking about here? Who are they?”D: “What floor are they on?! Are they trying to get up here?!”
>>2357290He's talking about Sportsmaster and Cheshire!
>>2357301Oh okay. My bad.
>>2357280>E: “Who found them? What happened?!”
>>2357280>B: “What kind of intruders are we talking about here? Who are they?”D: “What floor are they on?! Are they trying to get up here?!”
Well at least the wife can go to her spaceship if anything bad happen. And if we win, we get some heroes for the metabrawl!!
>>2357280>B>D“What kind of intruders are we talking about here? Who are they?” You demand, grabbing a hold of Umi's shoulders and helping him stay upright.“Auuhhh... One's got that superman thing on his chest, but it ain't the real deal... Another is a blue bird guy, and that one bat-lady...”“Batgirl?! Come on Umi you should know this shit!” You nag, giving him a little shake.“Awww... Huhff... Hold on, there's others I saw... A green lady who can change her face and shit, used it to look like one of the girls downstairs, cameras caught her with a blue bug boy and a lady version of Green Arrow...”“Dammit, how'd they find us this time?” Luthor grumbles as he begins to punch numbers into his phone.You just keep your attention on Umi, trying to learn more about what you're dealing with.“What floor are they on?! Are they trying to get up here?!” “They gotta be close by now buh... Boss... I'd say 50th floor... I needa watah...” Umi trails off before falling backwards, completely exhausted.You clench your fists as Blackfire comes to your side, looking about as ready to fight as you are.“Yes, Mercy? Could you be a dear and send a chopper over to Battery Tower in Gotham? Great, you're the best.” Luthor calmly chats over the phone, sharing a nod with Ra's as he hangs up.“It'll be a while before our ride is here, and I doubt just Cheshire and Sportsmaster will be enough to hold them off, but that's why we have you.” He addresses you next, confidence in his voice.“So, what's the mighty king going to do?”A: “Redirect the chopper, I'll Boomtube us somewhere safe.”B: “I'm going to show off an elite team of warriors for you both. I have a royal guard just for this occasion...”C: “What I do best. I built a room on the 53rd floor specially for this, and I'm pretty excited to finally fight someone in it!”D: “Eh, I'll just wait for them to get here. You guys can hid or something while I distract them. Should be fun.”[One vote permitted]
>>2357415>B: “I'm going to show off an elite team of warriors for you both. I have a royal guard just for this occasion...”
>>2357415>B: “I'm going to show off an elite team of warriors for you both. I have a royal guard just for this occasion...”We must show the Justice League our apprentices are better than their apprentices!We should also wait for them to get up here to our fight floor. Test it out ourselves.
>>2357415>E"I'm gonna take my secret escape tunnel and ditch you two losers. Have fun being arrested."
>>2357415>A: “Redirect the chopper, I'll Boomtube us somewhere safe.”I hate this, but its the smart option.
>>2357415The smart move would be doing A. But Doing B is the most fun option Besides we don't know if the Batman will try to sneak her way into the floor.So i say we pick B. They are invading our territory and that can't be forgiven.>B
>>2357415B: “I'm going to show off an elite team of warriors for you both. I have a royal guard just for this occasion...”
>Everyone is ready to send the not Ginyu force after the Wonder Brats.I am proud to quest with you all.>>2357435Fuck the smart option, were gonna sit up here and wait till they can see us boomtube them away. Then come back just to offer them pizza to get off our roof and out of our yard.
>>2357435I know but by doing B we get to look how our elite warriors can deal with the Titans. We get videi of a fight that we can sell and make bets with the parlours of the meta brawl AND we can slow down the young justice.
>>2357415>B: “I'm going to show off an elite team of warriors for you both. I have a royal guard just for this occasion...”oh god this quest is great, running away? fuck that.
>>2357442>>2357440Interesting ideas. Maybe A as a backup plan?
>>2357447Duh, we can do it while sitting in the living room watching the fight on the TV. Reno would of course have cameras set up in the arena for their fight. And when they get up top, drag Ra's and Luthor over, wave, then poof out of there with the two of them. Come back with pizza and coffee, while making dad jokes. We should probably ask them not to come in the house with their shoes on, and not make too much noise. Oh now that I think about it, we should check to see if our little girl is still sleeping soundly after this.
>>2357461>pic related is Reno
>>2357498I can't umimagine Reno as the most Dad like Dad ever
>>2357498>>2357519Oh sweet Christ what have we created
>tfw the more grey Good Guys kidnap Rena >tfw Wonder Woman trains Rena in the Amazonian arts>tfw Stockholm'd Rena raised by Batgirl is the final boss of Part 5
Considering how every man she loves leaves her for a Tamaranian, or is Bruce, I wonder how Babs feels about them.
>>2357579>I wonder how Babs feels about themI hope she calls them carrotniggers.
>>2357584If we hung out with her enough, I wouldn't be surprised if we corrupted her with our memes, and made her a legit racist.>>2357573>implying we wouldn't immediately Boomtube in front of the kidnapper of our baby girl and rip them limb from limb.
>>2357584>Inf4 Tamaranians love carrots and they have a word that sounds exactly like nigger but means something super positive, so they really like it.>"what is upward, my the nigger?"
>>2357579Well that depends. Maybe Dick already cheated Starfire with her.>>2357584>carrotniggerspic related
>>2357579Babs hates them for taking Reno from her
>>2357415>BYou grin, a realization hitting you. One you've been looking forward to greatly.“I'm going to show off an elite team of warriors for you both. I have a royal guard just for this occasion...” “Oh?” Luthor asks, folding his arms.“Yes! This way, the living room has a direct camera feed we can watch from.” You tell him as you beckon them both to follow you.“UHH!!” Blackfire suddenly objects, standing in your way.“I don't think we HAVE to watch them fight, right? I'm sure they're capable enough without supervision... Ehehe...”“What're you talking about? I finally get to show off all the hard work I put them through! Who would want to miss that?” You plead with her, watching her nervous smile twitch as you speak.“I'm actually curious to see this as well. I had no idea you personally trained your men.” Ra's adds, stroking his mustache delicately.“Babe. Seriously. Let's not.” Blackfire orders through a grin, her fortitude starting as her mind is plagued by these two established men of The Light witnessing the powerful stances of the Thunder Force.“Aw come on, they'll need something to do while they wait for a ride out of here.” You press further, showing your wife a kind smile even when she's losing it internally.“What are you so worried about anyway?”***“FLARE!”“RAY!”“ULTRAVIOLET!”“... Eclipse.”“NOVA! TOGETHER WE ARE THE ELITE WARRIORS OF KING RENO! WE ARE--”“--THE THUNDER FORCE!”The royal guard stands in formation with their signature fighting poses, blocking the way of the intruders.Your home theatre screen shows the two groups in a vast and empty room, void entirely of windows and hallways. The area is simply tiled concrete, suitable footing for a battle.Sat with you on the couch, your wife has her dark head of hair shoved into a pillow, a muffled whine escaping her throat.Lex Luthor, sitting comfortably in an armchair to your right, has a hand over his mouth as he looks at the screen. However, his eyes aren't wide with surprise, but squinted with disbelief.Ra's stands closer to the screen, his mouth hanging open in response to what he's seen.You smile to yourself, happy that the might of your men is too hard for them to comprehend.[Continued in the next post. Sorry for the delay!]
>>2357624C'mon Ra's you're so fucking old you have to have seen this kind of shit before.
>>2357635>Ra's so flabbergasted by everything Reno does, he's never seen anything like him
>>2357624God dammit i love these guys.
>>2357635Ra's might actually be impressed at some of the legitimate acts of balance and dexterity that those poses really do show off, which would be hilarious if he's the only one who gets it.
Can't wait to see their faces once our man start to clean the floor with the young justice scrubs.
>>2357640Oh man, that'd be nuts. Ra's has finally found another novelty besides Batman. But in the "this movie is so bad I can't stop watching" kind of way.
>>2357624>Oh god, she is plague by Control Freak even now, she must have internally cringed every time she saw them, but resisted the urge to say something out of respect. >And now there are some extremely important people here, and her husband is about to show off his "master piece" to them.I kind of feel for her in this moment. Is Ra's psychic, and can he hear her internal screaming, and can the Martian chic hear her too?>her fortitude starting as straining?>You smile to yourself, happy that the might of your men is too hard for them to comprehend.Oh god damnit we created a fucking monster. QUICK, IS IT TOO LATE TO KILL OURSELVES?! I AM FEELING EMBARASED FOR BEING INVOLVED IN THIS!>>2357640>>2357644This would be the miracle scenario.
>>2357647You thought it was a crap B-Movie!And it was! until the twist at the end saved it!
>>2357647So are we the equivalent of Sharknado or something?>>2357646They god damn better paint the walls red with them before throwing them out.
>>2357657Well unlike us our man are used to a good genocide. It will be cool to show off how brutal our soldiers can be. Besides the poses are a strategy to make the enemy lower their guards and underestimate our men.
>>2357664I am still praying they don't jinx it. We need to haven them win before we deploy the smug dad bomb.
>>2357584>Implying Babs has any right to call them carrotniggers when she has red hair herself.
>>2357679Nah not really. i still wonder how good our man can be against the young justice. The one that worries me the most is the blue bettle. I also want his magic rock as a upgrade.
>>2357696I have black hair, can I not call black people niggers?
>>2357712Well stealing the bug does come with a slight chance of being mind controlled. Need to be worried about that. But lets let the kid keep it. But leave him a warning that if he beats us in single combat, then we will work for a rematch in the Metadome, then take it from him. For good. We could give it to Umi or something.
>>2357725But if we fight him with our prize being his bug, his prize should be something of ours, like our boom tube generator.
>>2357725Oh yeah i forgot about that. Anyway we cab always give the bug to one of our goons. Umi does need some upgrades.
>>2357724when u put it that way then yeah, she can call them carrotniggers
>>2357734That is literally part of us. We cant give him that. Hmmmm.....maybe a cash prize and a date with our top hostess? I vaguely remember him being a dateless nerd, so maybe a chance to get laid will help. Oh, and our plan for getting our daughter multiple nemesis's from the justice brats will move forward.>>2357737Exactly my point.
>>2357756I wonder if Brother Eye or OMAC are still around.
>>2357767Who knows, I kind of want to see Kid Wyrd.
>>2357771Same i mean i think Adonis is one of the people in the Meta Brawl? Kinda want him and the rest of the HIVE five to come and work with us. The main group (red x, Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth and whoever was the other member) got arrested by Batgirl and Batman right?
>>2357624Ahead of the Thunder Force were all the intruders Umi had described... Plus one.The blue bird guy was Nightwing, Aka Dick Grayson, Aka Rena's step-uncle! The hell was his problem, barging in like this?! You're so going to talk to Kori about pulling this, especially during your daughter's bed time!Next to him was strong looking young man, dressed simply in jeans, dark boots and a black shirt. Imprinted on his shirt was the previously mentioned Superman logo, and the resemblance in his facial features was uncanny, but Umi was right in saying he wasn't the real thing. Still, you were intrigued by his capabilities.There was also the green girl that was mentioned standing among them. Aside from the green skin, she almost looked human. She had a head of medium length red hair, and below that was a white tee with a red cross etched in the center. Beneath that was a blue skirt that matched her cape and boots. Her outfit was impractical by your standards.The “lady Green Arrow” stood next to a boy who Umi had failed to mention, but you recognized almost immediately: Kid Flash. You had run into him once or twice in your first days of leading the Oni, and he frustrated you to no end. His speedster abilities really sucked the fun out of fighting metahumans, and to this day you still haven't formed a strategy for beating him.The girl by his side was rather plain looking in regards to her costume. It was just some green tactical gear and a half-mask that matched her already knocked bow. The only thing that really stood out was the hair.The last two were Barbara and the blue “bug guy” next to her. She didn't seem that much different, and she was the only one who didn't seem dumbfounded by your elite soldiers. In fact, you'd say she looked more furious than anything else.As for the blue bug man, his attire had a metallic sheen too it, as if it were armor. The shining blue outline that surrounded the darker skin-tight material extended into two prongs behind his shoulders, as well as another curved set wrapping around his chest as if a giant bug was gripping onto his back.Rubbing your chin as you sized them up, you fumbled around with a Blu-tooth headset and put it over your right ear, speaking into it.“Alright men, this is what we've been waiting for! How you deal with them is up to you, but make it memorable! Don't let them forget the power of your squad!” You motivate them, your words reaching earpieces hidden deep in their canals.“Alright, runts!” Ray speaks up with a booming voice, a sinister grin stretching over his brick-like jaw.“You wanna take turns against each of us, or you want us to hurry and kill you all now? We don't mind having a fair fight!”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u868dJG4HFoA: “I hope they take turns, that'd be so cool.”B: “Aw, Ray, I don't think we have time for the former. Just hurry up and beat the snot out of them!”[Choose one.]
>>2357781Yeah, so they should be most of the survivors.
>>2357767I want to have a reunion with Kydd Wykydd with us trying to tackle hug him and him teleporting out the way so we crash through a wall.
>>2357788>A: “I hope they take turns, that'd be so cool.”
>>2357788>Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild.>Send the Blue bird up though, me and the boy wonder need to have a chat about aunt Kori.
>>2357788>step-uncleYou can just say uncle. The fact that Superboy is here is disconcerting. >A: “I hope they take turns, that'd be so cool.”
>>2357788>B: “Aw, Ray, I don't think we have time for the former. Just hurry up and SLAUGHTER them!”
>>2357781You're confusing Adonis with Atlas, Atlas was the guy in the metabrawl and was referred to as an adonis. Adonis is probably alive though because we never killed him or seriously injured him.
>>2357788>B: “Aw, Ray, I don't think we have time for the former. Just hurry up and beat the snot out of them!”>but dont kill them
>>2357788>C: Tag team battle!
>>2357809>You can just say uncle.Reno doesn't know that!
>>2357788B: “Aw, Ray, I don't think we have time for the former. Just hurry up and beat the snot out of them!”
>>2357788>c: Ray they have a false kryptonian, someone who lived and trained with the queen's sister for years, a super speedster, and at least two other extra-terrestrial unknowns. (beetle which we can see is not terran tech, and green girl) Kid gloves off. They'll hand you your ass otherwise.
>>2357788Oh no, OOOOOOOH NO, she knows the reference. And she looks pissed. We're getting an earful.>>2357819Oh god never mind, SUPPORTING THIS AND MY WRITE IN!
>>2357828And of course we let them know.>>2357825That is a fair response.
>>2357806>>2357808>>2357809>>2357814>>2357815>>2357817>>2357819>>2357827We seem to have a very strange tie, so I'll have a re-vote and allow a combined write in!>A: “I hope they take turns, that'd be so cool.”>B: “Aw, Ray, I don't think we have time for the former. Just hurry up and beat the snot out of them!”>C: "Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him."
>>2357871>C: "Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him.""And no killing"
>>2357871>A: “I hope they take turns, that'd be so cool.”Sticking with my guns, this isn't supervillainy, this is anime villainy.
>>2357871>>C: "Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him."
>>2357871>>C: "Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him."changing my vote to this
>>2357871>C: "Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him."
>>2357883We pull a TFS Vegeta and say "DO I HEAR 4 FUCK UPS MISTER LUTHOR?!"
>>2357871>>C: "Do it how you want guys, this is exhibition match to our guest. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him."I'll change over to this.
>>2357886>>2357876>>2357889>>2357890>>2357893>>2357894>>2357903Roll a D100!
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>2357910
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Rolled 33 (1d100)>>2357910
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>2357910
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>>2357916Well that's alright. A passing grade in school, but don't know if it'll be enough.
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>2357910
>>2357918>>2357916>>2357913Woo mama cutting it close
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>2357910
>>2357936Seriously, is anyone else having to do the captcha? I have had to do it at least every other post.
>>2357941Actually now that you mention it, I haven't had to do a captcha all day. Weird.
>>2357941>>2357948It's been on-and-off on my for at least a few weeks now.
>>2357980its just come back for a few days for me, then nothing.
I still need to do my captcha. Maybe they are updating it or something.
>>2357802That would be wicked
>>2357871>C“Do it how you want guys, This is exhibition match for our guests. So go wild, however I think a tag team battle would be neat if you made it work. Also send the blue bird up, I got some words for him.”“Got it.” Ray acknowledges with a low cackle, pointing ahead at Nightwing.“HEY! The King wants you upstairs in the 53rd floor. You wait for him and don't try anything stupid, otherwise I'll do more than beat your friends silly!”“As if!” The super boy shouts in defiance, taking a step forward.“We aren't going to play your stupid games, so either get out of our way or prepare to get your butts kicked.”The only response he gets is a shared snicker between all the members of the Thunder Force, which incites a growl from the strong hero as he attempts to rush at the royal guard!However, he's halted as Ray flicks his pointed finger upward, summoning a spot of concentrated heat in his path!In a matter of seconds, the spot erupts in a ear-shattering explosion, billowing smoke and green flames shoot upward from the spot as molten rock scatters across the arena!The shockwave from the explosion causes the super boy to recoil as he's nearly knocked off his feet, while the others behind him brace themselves in response to the blast.From the living room, you only hear the explosion from the television's speakers. You anticipated fights would occur here, so you took every necessary step to suppress loud noises between floors as to not wake your daughter.As the smoke clears, Ray can be seen with an even bigger grin as he stands proudly over a melted crater the size of a manhole.“Alright, tough guy... I can see you're impatient, so how about this...” He bargains, his gravely voice filled with excitement.“We'll do a tag-team. Two of you against two of us at a time. It should put more of you out of commission quicker! Now, fly away bird boy! I'm ready to get started!”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NokXLGU7JBAThere's a shared look of frustration mixed with caution among the heroes as they stare down their opponents, but soon Nightwing steps forward from the group with a glare. He looks back at Batgirl and gives her a reassuring nod before marching past the Thunder Force and heading for the doorway just behind them.In the room Ra's and Luthor's expressions have changed, seemingly impressed by the recent display of power.You just sit back with a wicked grin across you're face. Tonight's going to be more fun than you had thought.[TO BE CONTINUED]
That's all for today! I will possible resume tomorrow, and if not I will definitely pick the thread back up Monday! I hope you've enjoyed what I've posted so far tonight! As always, I'll be around for questions and anons ominously telling me about writing errors!
>>2358125Thanks for running! I enjoyed it as always. I hope this week has been better to you than last.
>>2358114Reno is best dad. And smuggest mother fucker in the room.>>2358125WHY?! I work Monday, why do you always do it at inconvenient times? I cant stay up and vote as late as you play.
>>2358125awesome thread! can't wait for tomorrow, we've never had back-to-back threads like this!
>>2358125thanks for running, MPcan't wait to bully Nightwingwhat time monday?
>>2358125So how wary are they are of Ray, and how long will it take Reno to figure out M'gan is Martian and the best counter to her is al the fire?
>>2358125Great run! Loved how our boys just showed off superfake over there. Also we are so pulling dicks ear off for this.
>>2358159I love the idea that Dick is gonna walk up here expecting a huge fight or something and we just being like "dude what the fuck your like my daughters uncle this isn't cool"
>>2358133I'm sure it will be! Thank you anon!>>2358147I'm glad anon! It's super nice to have vacation time to be able to do so. Hopefully tomorrow won't be so hectic that I won't be able to, but even then I'll still be able to run on Monday!>>2358149>>2358145I plan on doing it in the afternoon, so maybe 4-5:00 CST!>>2358157They're pretty wary, but they aren't scared! Also it depends on when she fights!
>>2358166why is Barb so pissed at the lads?
>I will possible resume tomorrow, and if not I will definitely pick the thread back up Monday!Wait we don't need to wait till friday for another thread? THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE!
>>2358169She's pissed at Reno!
>>2358166how many of them have fought a Tamaranean before?Do red energy bolt count as Red sun blasts?Do they have a warrant? Because if not they are getting sued to shit for this. We've been actively included a new race to earth and been given former convicts a way to make money with their unique talents. Their actions and damages they caused damage that. I mean they had to know assaulting the home of a Billionaire at this point would not go over well.Especially since they have no proof of illegal dealings. Lex is another businessman, and R'as is simply the leader of a mercenary band/monastic order.
>>2358175For going full supervillain or for not telling her he was okay?
>>2358163Then he tells us he's not seeing Starfire anymore.
>>2358174Yes! I'm on vacation this week!
>>2358180Oh man that would be sad
>>2358179>Full SupervillianWhat billionaire does not have internal security? There's literally nothing they have on us that is prosecutable. Or even really that bad.
>>2358176>how many of them have fought a Tamaranean before?Well, Nightwing has at least trained with Starfire!>Do red energy bolt count as Red sun blasts?We'll have to find out the next time we come across Earth 3!>Do they have a warrant?Silly anon, superheroes don't obey the law!
>>2358189We are going to sue the shit out of them then. And probably smear them to with Black's Pr mastery of the pc world.
>>2358189How was your visit with your grandmother.
>>2358181Hell yeah!>>2358184But very fitting for the comic. That would also mean that we can get Starfire to get back with her family and make her spoil Rena.
>>2358192>TFW we control the left>TFW either you like us or you're nazis
>>2358193Seriously on what premise do they have for doing this?Metabrawl is no differnet from BoxingOur escorts are legitimate and only escorts. If some rich guy or gal gets lucky? Good for them.Our rock scheme is legit too, they are still rare.. on earth. Not like most people will ever leave it.Hell even metting R'as and Lex is legit business meeting. Lex is smarmy yeah, but he's still a respect businessman, and second that changes Supes take him down. Hard. And R'as has no warrants out for him because no one knows who he is barring the anal retentive Batman who tells no one anything.So I am really curious what they are doing here.
>>2358185More like going full space tyrant.>>2358192I don't think space tyrants get protected by the law. Even more if Babs and Nigthwung figured out from were the fake diamonds came from us.
>>2358217scam with the space diamonds. I mean if anyone has the tech to figure out about the diamonds thatw ould be Dick and Babs
>>2358221>fake diamondsthey're not fake they're just not valued by anyone besides earthlings. the fact that earthlings are stupid and attracted to glowing rocks doesn't make us bad people
>>2358221>More like going full space tyrant.I mean, it's out side of their jurisdictiona dn most Tamaraneans love us now that they are no longer treated like African Americans in the 1950's America by the rest of the interstellar community. Plus there were legit wars.>>2358221>>2358227They are not fake. They are rare (to earth) space rocks. We explicitly label them as such. The fact they are worthless outside earth does not devalue them on earth. Much like how whale semen is super expensive in japan but not in America.
>>2358217They are here on behalf of stopping Reno from joining The Light, or something of that nature! You will find out more soon!>>2358204It was very sad, but she seemed to be in good spirits which put me at ease! I'm doing much better now!
>>2358239Wait someone buys whale semen?Also if i remember correctly Umi's plan for the ricks was that we would trick the humans to think the diamonds were rare crystals or something.>>2358233i think we can deny but it would still be seem as a scam attemp. Also Duck had a bone to pick with us since he throwed his batrangs at cyborg.At least we saved his friends from his leader.
>>2358259>They are here on behalf of stopping Reno from joining The Light,.... are they stupid? Batman would have done a psych profile and straight up told them doing this is much more likely to get us joining them out of spite.Have they ever heard of the saying, "Do not poke the bear?"
>>2358264>Umi's plan for the ricks was that we would trick the humans to think the diamonds were rare crystals or something.They ARE. On Earth. We essentially have a monopoly and are only putting out as much product as we can to maximize our profit. It's a situation that's scuzzy, yes, but not any more illegal that what every business tries to do. We just have a reach into a market no one else can so we have a lot more leverage with what we can do.
>>2358275Adding to this, if anyone wanted to break our monopoly they could, it'd just gain them nothing so why bother? Only reason they would, would be to torpedo our finances.
>>2358193>Reno finally gets to do his villainous throne room speech>"Well done, heroes! My royal guard ar-">Batgirl just walks up and slaps him>"RENO YOU ABSOLUTE PRICK!">Her team is shocked>His personal guard are shocked>Reno reaches for a comeback, only for a sleepy voice to speak up over the silence>"Daddy? I had a bad dream...">Now it's Barb's turn to be shocked as a sleepy little Rena, rubbing her eye and dragging a Superman blanket, totters over and climbs into her father's lap to be soothed>"There there, sweety, it's okay.">All the superheroics have to stop as Reno coddles his daughter and sings her to sleep with a lullaby>Barbara is the first to speak up>"WH-">Reno shooshes her with a disappointed look>"Shhh! Rena needs her sleep or she'll be cranky...">Rena lets out little snores
>>2358285Hnnnnnng, Reno has the greatest power in the world, Dad mode.
>>2358269What would be all of the meddling heroes' reaction be to seeing Rena?
>>2358302He's like a permanent version of that Batman comic where Batman has a baby
>>2358306>Batman has a babyDamien's a thing in this. Even if he is the worst version of Batman's son/heir.
>>2358309No, where he's carrying a baby while out on patrol
>>2358305>Superboy: I wished i had a DAD!>Artemis: Poor kid. I know what is waiting for her being a child of a villan myself>Blue Bettle: kawaii!>Barbara: There is still something good in him!>Nightwing: Well this is awkward.
>>2358318This kind of thing warms my heart.
>>2358327>>Superboy: I wished i had a DAD!Nigga you got TWO dads!
>>2358327I maintain that we must bully Dick into getting with Kori so that Rena can have a rival.
>>2358327>Blue Beatle is a weebI bet he does a henshin pose when he armors up
>>2358332>you got TWO dadsThis is why we need Lex Luthor.
>>2358332But he wasn't raised by neither of then.
>>2358335Nah, we'll just get Lobo turned into Li'L Lobo and have him be her rival.>>2358344Lex is one of the dads.
>>2358342You mean tries to do a transformation pose, we are professionals at the art. As our personal students have demonstrated to them.
>>2358352This is why we need Mike Pence.
>>2358266>.... are they stupid? Batman would have done a psych profile and straight up told them doing this is much more likely to get us joining them out of spite.>Have they ever heard of the saying, "Do not poke the bear?"i agree i mean if anything their invasion of our home proves they don't respect us. They also attacked our men. I mean they are dealling with a man who genocided a entire race for putting a bounty on his wifes head. Now theu are breaking and entering and threatning our little girl sleep.
>>2358364I can almost imagine Batman facepalming and asking they heavens, "where did I go wrong with these two?" now.
so what's the general consensus on joining the light? because I don't want anything to do with them, I'm actually happy with our only-slightly-illegal operation that we have now. selling space rocks and hosting meta human WWE is a good gig
>>2358375My big worry is what we risk by not joining, namely Rena's safety.I do not want to get on Ra's bad side.
>>2358375I like Ra's and i don't want to get in a bad spot with people that make Cadmus. I would almost blame Luthor for Rena's (our sister unit) death but our dad was the one that caused it.I'm also very offended with Nigthwings invasion of our home and our wife migth get REALLY cross with it. But then again no need to get emotional i just want to ignore the light we don't want humanity to be number one we want Tamarean to be and Reno wants his girls ( Blackfire and Rena) to be safe.We are also here because Rena needs a safe place to grow up. Because Tamarean can be a target so it's safe for our little girl to grow up here. I would rather she grew up as far away as possible from Luthor's hands.
>>2358379Ras should be the one scared to get on our bad side, we were made to kill SUPERMAN.
>>2358354>does it so bad that Reno and the thunderforce basically gang presses blue beetle into their group as a fellow student out of pure outrage.the sixth Ranger has appeared
>>2358463And we have Amazo with us.
>>2358327We should definitely rub the fact we got a kid in his face. Just list EVERYTHING absolutely adorable about her and how awesome it is to have a little daughter to raise with an amazing, and then make sure to loudly emphasize by yelling out Tamaranean, wife.
>>2358569*Rub it in Dick's faceJust skip past gloating about the money, the mega-tower, planet conquering, endless luxury, and go right for about having a kid.
>>2358476"Good fucking lord what was that weak shit!? That pose is garbage. The thing with the arms? over done. Plus, your lower body was stationary the whole time. Fuck!">The Thunderforce nod sagely. Except for Eclipse, who just stares blankly."Listen ... Azure Scarab?">"Blue BEETLE!""Yeah! listen, henshin isn't just something you do for weeb points, it's a way of life! like a bodybuilding competition, the judges rate you on the prep, it's just as important as the actual final pose, the build up matters!">Thunderforce shouts in agreement."Okay, picture this: the final pose is like bringing a woman to climax. have you tried just using the pose to bring a girl to a quivering mess? that's insane! That's where the foreplay comes in, get her nice and ready with a good brawl!">Reno proceeds to demonstrate a highly choreographed routine where he flows through various leg and arm movements before falling into that last glorious pose while Bellowing "HENSHIN! BLACK RIDER RENO!">Thunderforce applauds and demands BB be thankful for the instruction.>"N-Nani? No seriously, what? did he just say he beats a woman as foreplay?">Thunderforce get outraged on the missed point, everyone, Reno included, gang up on him and start teaching and posing while others fight around them
>>2358581>"HENSHIN! BLACK RIDER RENO!"Meant Battery. fuck
>>2358476I mean, would that be so bad?>>2358581God damnit, I wake up and see stupid shit Reno would fucking do.>>2358580Precisely. The uber rich stuff is just a hobby, we are essentially a stay at home dad with a wrestling tournament in his basement.>>2358482Amazo is our bro, and pizza gopher.
>>2358968It's the one thing that will REALLY get under his skin and might even give us a sort of "diplomatic immunity". Would you attack a good and caring father first in his own home?
>>2358968I imagine Reno being daddy as fuck though. Like, Rena takes an interest in Metabrawl and we let her but we have her wear a helmet and cheer for her, forcing everyone to bet on her under threat of death and similarly having Atomic Skull throw the match. That is if he can before Rena beats the hell out of him, and Reno is all misty eyed, his little girl growing up so fast.
Man barbs is gonna yell at us and we ready got a kid. Ain't no reason to deal with her sass unless she wants to make one too
>if YJ wins, over the intercom"Hello and good evening trespassers. I've called the police, and due to Stand Your Ground laws and the grievous bodily harm you have visited on my employees, I am now well within my legal rights to kill you if you don't comply with the following request: Please Leave Immediately."
>>2359119I swear to god I've seen that game somewhere but Google isn't giving me anything. Source?
>>2359458E.Ψ.Ǝ: Divine Cybermancy
>>2359393kek, technically correct Reno is a terrifying thing.
>>2359393>YJ when they hear that: "Wait he wasn't trying to kill us before?"
>>2359146Reno will probably try not to spoil her too much with easy opponents, need to actually train her too.
>>2359846She's a toddler tho, you just have to let kids build up confidence at that age
>>2360379She is a Tamaranean toddler.
>>2360379This is a terrible way to raise a proper functioning adult.There's building confidence and then there's filling someone's brain with delusions that they can do anything by rewarding them with participation trophies and fake acknowledgement for lies, that's the kind of parenting that leads to out of control brats and "adults".Do you want a teen Rena that's a complete slag to "get back at daddy"? Do you want to raise a Kitten?You can let her build confidence by giving her actual proper challenge for her age and mind something she can actually earn, i.e, no metabrawl before she's at least a teen, have her do something more proper of a kid: video games, puzzles, obstacle course, Posing training with the ThunderforceIf you let Rena into the Metabrawl, in front of all the spectators, force everyone to bet on her then have the opponent throw the match, what do you think will fill her mind?If she believes she's the best because of all the rigged "challenge" and behind the scenes coddling you give her, she's gonna grow into a bratty cunt that's gonna have her entire reality collapse on itself when daddy isn't influencing anything and keeping her safe and some meta actually fighting for real slaps her around.
>>2360622So we have to become God so that she never has to face that kind of adversity? Being /that/ kind of anime villain could be interesting, I suppose.
>>2361215That'd create quite a damning complex in her if we were to do that, if Roman gods are anything to go by. But put that on the checklist though, Reno would be a pretty good god. A god of what, I don't really know, but it'll definitely be something with style.
>>2361332Not a god. God, Demiurge, Godhead. Like Heaven Ascension DIO or the Idea of Evil.
>>2361365Don't be stupid, we just need to be a Good Dad.Celebrate her successes, support her when she fails, allow her to make her own mistakes but foster the strength to overcome her failings.None of that deity shit.
>>2361704Nah, we need to eat Jesus and turn sinners into a battery for our stand. I think that's how DIO did it.
>>2358114... You just realized, if you scold Nightwing you might miss some of the action on screen!Taking a moment of deep thought, you go over your options...It might not hurt to to just watch for a little while. After all, it serves Nightwing right to have to sit and wait for you to grace him with your presence. However, He's an extension of Batman's own ingenuity, and who knows what he could get up to if left alone for too long.Then again, you really don't want to miss the display of brutality your Thunder Force is about to perform! You want to see the looks on everyone's faces when they're met with rigorous fighting and posing training!What to do, what to do...A: Go see Nightwing right away. If you hurry, you might catch the rest of the show at the very least!B: Ah, screw it! You wanna watch this fight! Besides, what's the worst bird-brain could do?[Choose one]
>>2362725>A: Go see Nightwing right away. If you hurry, you might catch the rest of the show at the very least!
>>2362725>A: Go see Nightwing right away. If you hurry, you might catch the rest of the show at the very least!This motherfucker better damn well know his niece's bedtime.
>>2362725>BBuilding is full of Tamaraneans, he can't do shit
>>2362725>>A: Go see Nightwing right away. If you hurry, you might catch the rest of the show at the very least!Tell him that his mullet looks stupid
>>2362725>ANOBODY! I SAID NOBODY! INTERRUPST OUR GIRLS SLEEPY TIME!
>>2362725>A: Go see Nightwing right away. If you hurry, you might catch the rest of the show at the very least!We can watch the recording later, maybe even have it edited to feel like one of our Tamaranian anime.
>>2362725>AYou rise from the sofa with a grumble, making your way out of the living room as Ra's questions your movements.“Excuse me, but aren't you going to watch... Erm, this?” He asks with a baffled voice, gesturing towards the screen.“I'll return if this doesn't take too long, but this is a family matter I must see to...” You answer, your focus still aimed towards leaving rather than your guests.“Reno, my dear husband, love of my life... Please keep whatever you're going to do downstairs, thanks.” Blackfire whines from within her pillow, but by the time her muffled request escapes her lips you're already out the door.***https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FC7E4CZEvAThe top the floor was for your family. A beautiful home where fists would become open palms and happiness could be shared among your wife and daughter.However, the 53rd floor was strictly yours, and yours alone.Lit only by torches and urns, your ominous dojo surrounded Nightwing as he stoop warily in the center of the wooden floor.The flickering lights barely revealed the daunting statues of ancient creatures, from Tamaranean and Japanese mythology alike. They all loomed over the former leader of the Teen Titans with sinister, fang-filled smiles, but the one that had his attention the most was an obsidian sculpture of Gashadokuro.You had it made in memory of your fallen sister based on the skeletal armor she had worn. The towering yokai grinned with blackened teeth as it leaned over a saucer of crackling fire, it's position just outside the dojo's fighting space made it look like a spectator from hell.Beyond the center of the dojo was a grand staircase that lead to your home, the top section hidden in the complete darkness that covered you.As you hid above Nightwing, you could feel your features tightening in frustration. You had half a mind to jump down there and put him through physical hell for his intrusion, but part of you felt it would be more wise to scold him and be done with it. He's technically family, after all...A: Address him ominously from the stairs. He can't see you.B: Swoop down on him and catch him by surprise! He's going to take punishment for his intrusion!C: Just march down there and scold him. You don't want to miss the fight between his men and yours![Choose one.]
>>2362861>C: Just march down there and scold him. You don't want to miss the fight between his men and yours!
>>2362861>A: Address him ominously from the stairs. He can't see you.
>>2362861>C: Just march down there and scold him. You don't want to miss the fight between his men and yours!Damnit you jackass, first you don't breed Starfire so my daughter has a rival, you drag my ass away from the curbstomping my team is going to hand yours. Take your shoes off, leave my wifes guests alone, and so help me if you wake up our daughter, I will skin you alive. Uncle or not.
>>2362861>>C: Just march down there and scold him. You don't want to miss the fight between his men and yours!
>>2362861>C: Dick, what the hell?
>>2362873Dude, we aren't that kind of villain, we don't do ominous shit unless we are about to prank the shit out of someone, or do something really stupid.
>>2362888I'd just find it hilarious if Reno took casual stuff seriously and serious stuff casually.
>>2362904We are a manchild with the single greatest collection of nerdshit ever, left by a dead friend that gave us our super suit, IT IS REQUIRED THAT WE BE SURIOUS ABOUT SILLY STUFF! We made the not Ginyu force, which is a genocide capable threat.
You know, given that Dick and Starfire date(d?) and their mostly patched up relationship.Along with knowing who Barbara Gordon is...Do we just know who the whole batfamily is?Honestly it'd be way weirder if we didn't.
>>2362861C.Kinda wish there was an option to just walk down casually.
>>2362938I mean puzzling out batman's secret Id is not hard knowing what we know.
>>2362938If the pastebin is canon, we proposed to Blackfire IN WAYNE MANSION.So yeah, we kinda sorta know the entire Bat Family.Which would make it hilarious if we ran into Katherine or Damian and were just like "Who the fuck even are you people?"
>>2362938>And Blackfire/Starfire's mostly patched up relationship
>>2362955>just hang out with Jason Todd because we're actually not doing anything illegalHe seems like he'd appreciate/bet on/participate in Metabrawl.
>>2362955Let's go a step further and meet the McGinises too
>>2362980I mean, we never did get that rematch...
>>2362980>>2362987Wonder if he's still alive or in prison.
>>2363013Maybe he's with the rest of the remaining Hive 5.Maybe they've renamed themselves to The Outlaws.
>>2363024We should look him up. Offer a job or something.
>>2363049Dude we have been here for awhile, we probably already tried. >>2363024At the very least we probably made them come over for dinner on the holidays.
>>2362861>CYour eyes narrow as you calmly descend the stairs, your expensive loafers echoing off the wooden structure as Nightwing swiftly jerks his head to face the source of the noise.Emerging from darkness, you disembark from the steps and stare down the hero for a moment, a fierce and threatening gaze spread across your face.Nightwings eyes narrow behind his mask as he takes a fighting stance. He's prepared to go toe-to-toe to you, even if he's on his own.Unfortunately, he doesn't face the battle-hungry Black Rider Battery. Instead, he's caught in the cross-hairs of an angry father.Marching towards him in a huff, you grit your teeth and get right in his face as you growl at him.“Do you know what time it is?! What's the hell is your problem?!”Nightwing's stance relaxes, and his tense eyes become wider from the confusion of your words.“... What?” He asks, bewildered by the shift in tone of your approach.“IT'S TEN O' CLOCK YOU IDIOT! AN HOUR PAST MY DAUGHTER'S BEDTIME!” You roar in his face, some of his hair fluttering from the sheer force of your shouting.“I could expect any two-bit boyscout to break in during my important dinner, but you?! You're technically family! I didn't expect you to stoop this low and risk my daughter's bedtime for some Justice League ass-pats!”Nightwing is still stunned for a moment, but he quickly shakes his head and regains his composure against you.“Hey, don't twist this into some parental nonsense! We know you were having a sit down with two members of an organization we've been investigating, and you're going to lecture me on disturbing your kid?!”“YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH GRAYSON!” You snap back at him ferociously, jabbing an index finger into his chest.“I've told you this once already; do NOT question my parenting! I keep my work and family life separate, except when some morons like YOU barge in here! What if you guys came into my house and she was up with one of her coloring books?!”Nightwing grinds his teeth, grumbling just as he belts a rage filled retort of his own.“Maybe if her father wasn't a space tyrant, you wouldn't have to worry about that!”A: “THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, DICK!”B: “Ohhhh, the boy blunder who has a new girlfriend every 3 hours is going to tell ME how to be a father! Let me ask you something, how often does Kori talk about how precious Rena is, because I bet it drives you insane!”C: “Look, just tell me what you want I can get you the hell out of my tower!”D: “... So when are you giving Kori a baby, hmm? Because I'd love to see how you raise a kid.”E: “Worried?! Do I look worried?! I don't even know what the hell this is! Why did you bring all these people into my home?!”F: [Write in][One vote permitted]
>>2363049>Hiring Jason ToddYeah, how about no. He's sure to fuck us over somehow.>>2363061>D: “... So when are you giving Kori a baby, hmm? Because I'd love to see how you raise a kid.”
>>2363061>E: “Worried?! Do I look worried?! I don't even know what the hell this is! Why did you bring all these people into my home?!”
>>2363061>BThis is perfect.
>>2363070He just said anon.>We know you were having a sit down with two members of an organization we've been investigating
>>2363061B: “Ohhhh, the boy blunder who has a new girlfriend every 3 hours is going to tell ME how to be a father! Let me ask you something, how often does Kori talk about how precious Rena is, because I bet it drives you insane!”So what do you think would wake Rena up? My money is on someone detonating an explosive.
>>2363061B: “Ohhhh, the boy blunder who has a new girlfriend every 3 hours is going to tell ME how to be a father! Let me ask you something, how often does Kori talk about how precious Rena is, because I bet it drives you insane!
>>2363061>B: “Ohhhh, the boy blunder who has a new girlfriend every 3 hours is going to tell ME how to be a father! Let me ask you something, how often does Kori talk about how precious Rena is, because I bet it drives you insane!”>D: “... So when are you giving Kori a baby, hmm? Because I'd love to see how you raise a kid.”There is literally no reason B and D should be separated.>"Besides, whatever Blackfires guests come by asking for, its fucking Lex Luthor, we are going to kick him in the dick on the way out the door. YOU KNOW THAT DIPSHIT! YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I WOULD HAVE TOLD THEM TO SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASS! Tell you what, I'll give you the name of their little KKK wannabies group for the rich if you, GET, THE, FUCK, OUT, OF, MY, HOUSE!
>>2363061>B: “Ohhhh, the boy blunder who has a new girlfriend every 3 hours is going to tell ME how to be a father! Let me ask you something, how often does Kori talk about how precious Rena is, because I bet it drives you insane!”
>>2363061>E: F. "You start a legitimate home invasion, attacking my home without a warrant and endangering thousands of people on a hunch? One you obviously cannot prove because hey, you'd have scream it to the heavens by now. Hell the only reason you call my a space tyrant is because we took kom's birth right by force bwecause her people are a bunch of supersititious meatheads who feared her because she was the tamaranean equivalent of an albino. Then we defended the planet and people and kept them from being treated like post emancipation African Americans. Lest you forget the Gordanians raided the planet constantly and the Drenthaxians refused to remove the bounty on my wife's head. Get a fucking actual cause, and get the fuck out of my house before I decide to stop playing with you and your kiddie Freinds Dick.
>>2363081I call it being Luthor's fault. Or the Blue Beetle and Superboy.
>>2363061>F: "Did you ever think that this little stunt of your's wouldn't just make me join Lex's Superman hating club just to spite you? Well I won't cause fuck Lex but STILL! You know you could've just called and warned me that LEX GODDAMN LUTHER, the fucker who's the central figure for all the shit that happened to me, was coming over!"
>>2363085This can come up later after we're done rubbing our dadness in his face. This is too businesslike for us right now.
>>2363087I would say it's past Luthirs to cause this exect fuck up just to make us more inclined to join his group. I mean come on Dick knows how Blackfire is she would tottaly see this as a strike to her power base.
>>2363087My money's on Superboy.L'il Supes is too much of a loose cannon to not cause large amounts of collateral damage. Depending on what version Blue Beetle we got here, he's in the same boat.But the thought of Reno going to down and scolding everyone there while the Thunderforce cowers makes me smile.
>>2363094Stop phone posting, I cant read what your're saying.
>>2363088Don't mention names let him reveal what he knows first. So far he only revealed that two people from the organzation are here
>>2363098Luthor did it to make us more inclined toward joinning his group. He leaked the information that two representatives are in battery tower and so hoping we would get rid of the Young Justice and put ourselfs as a target to the league.
>>2363085I like this but it needs to be said later. lie in an angry email after this is all over
>>2363106Well yeah obviously, that shit is something he would do while eating breakfast, of course Reno caught it. Still is going to save him from the father of all nut punts when he gets on the helicopter.
>>2363115isn't* going to save him
>>2363061>B: “Ohhhh, the boy blunder who has a new girlfriend every 3 hours is going to tell ME how to be a father! Let me ask you something, how often does Kori talk about how precious Rena is, because I bet it drives you insane!
In want us to end this encounter with an invite to dinner.
>>2363138Please, we are going to carry everyone upstairs for dinner.
>>2363138We should just tell him to go away and save face because they are obviously following in a trap. Not one done by us by the organization he mentioned trying to make us clash against each other.Then we start to insult him because Batman must be really disappointed with his studebt performace.
>>2363155After Luthor and Ra's get their chopter.
>>2363170And mandatory nutshot on Lex. Don't forget that.
>>2363170You know that they've probably been scattering listening devices and other gadgets to spy on us while they were here. Probably shouldn't say things out loud about it til we get a sweep.
>>2363179Oh come on anon that is already implied. No need to mention it.
>>2363183I hardly believe they would manage that but Ra's is the leader of a secret ninja organization. Although i don't think he is on board with Luthor on this plan. This smell to much like Luthor's xenophobia working against him.
>>2363155Excellent. Just Babs and Dick though.The rest of the chucklenuts can wait with the Ginyu force. Eat pizza or something.
>>2363183We're a trillionaire, our security is up to snuff. We have sweeps running regularly. Anything they put down has already been discovered and disabled.
>>2363197Eh, that's fair, Amazo could use some new friends.
>>2363061>B“Ohhhh, the boy blunder who has a new girlfriend every 3 hours is going to tell ME how to be a father! Let me ask you something, how often does Kori talk about how precious Rena is, because I bet it drives you insane!” You retaliate, throwing your arms up as you shout.“She actually talks about how hard it is to believe that such a sweet little girl can come from two blood thirsty parents.” He spits back, his words actually stinging as they hit your ears.“Tch! As if that impacts our daughter's behavior at all! I already told you, we keep our business away from her.” You respond defensively, worried about what else Nightwing knows.“Really? So she's totally oblivious of the tattooed goons crawling all over this place? What about the fact that there's a goofy band of murdering psychopaths a few floors away from her?” He continues to berate, everything he lists only getting further and further under your skin.“Or what about her finding out you enslaved her homeworld and wiped out an entire race on a neighboring planet? I'm sure she'd love to hear that story after tucking her in.”Those last words cut deep, causing you to ball up your fists tightly as you stare daggers into Rena's uncle.“You have no idea what you're talking about...” You caution him in a low tone, doing your best to resist breaking his jaw.“Really? Maybe I should ask one of the Drenthaxians to clear things up since I'm obviously mistaken. Do you know of any that are still around?” He sarcastically chides, nearly sending you over the edge.A: “If you saw what was on Drenthax IV, you would've burned that rock yourself...”B: “I'm not talking about the disgusting slugs... How dare you refer to my men that way!”C: “Dick. I'm incredibly close to breaking every bone in that uncomfortable looking suit of yours, so why don't and your team leave before I really lose my temper.”D: “You don't get it. Even if she realized all those things, she'd still be our daughter. Nothing would change that.”E: [Break the bird's beak.]F: [Write in][One vote permitted]
>>2363260>A: “If you saw what was on Drenthax IV, you would've burned that rock yourself...”>C: “Dick. I'm incredibly close to breaking every bone in that uncomfortable looking suit of yours, so why don't and your team leave before I really lose my temper.”
>>2363260>C: “Dick. I'm incredibly close to breaking every bone in that uncomfortable looking suit of yours, so why don't and your team leave before I really lose my temper.”
>>2363260>F: One moment. -Make a scan to drain any powersource in the room. Try to see if we detect any hidden listening device.-
>>2363260>A: “If you saw what was on Drenthax IV, you would've burned that rock yourself...”
>>2363269>[One vote permitted]READ NIGGER!
>>2363273Oh this is good.>>2363276Combined can be counted as write nigger.
>>2363260>.F When you keep the bounty on the head of a queen of a sovereign planet, then you deserve what you get. They like the Gordanians, still treated Tamaraneans like slaves. Was Blackfire seizing her BIRTHRIGHT harsh? Yes. But given her people only with held it ebcuase she was the equivalent of an albino, it was warranted. Sicne then their quality of life, galactic standing and her overall approaal have skyrocketed. Because unlike her "heroic" sister she actually cared enough about her people to Fix the issue. now stop being a punk and get your team out of My home before I end up pissing off the Justice League by standing my Ground.
>>2363280Seconding this. Also zap any spy bugs that we can sense.
>>2363278Then post it as a write in you DOUBLE NIGGER!
>>2363260If we can add my write in of zapping any listening devices to this >>2363280 i would support it.
>>2363280Let's show our wife some respect by beating this bird pansy vocally to the ground.
>>2363260Ignore this>>2363269changing to this>>2363286>>2363284Don't need to triple nigger.
>>2363298Okay, okay. It's fine.
>>2363260>>2363280This is good. Backing.
>>2363260F. Regain your composure "Alright look, we both said some fucked up shit, It's just screwed up that you and your team come smashing up in my place while my daughter sleeps and you don't even give me a heads up before hand Dick, I don't appreciate that."
>>2363260>FYou take a deep breath and shut your eyes, trying to regain your composure.“When you keep the bounty on the head of a queen of a sovereign planet, then you deserve what you get. They, like the Gordanians, still treated Tamaraneans like slaves. Was Blackfire seizing her BIRTHRIGHT harsh? Yes. But given her people only with held it because she was the equivalent of an albino, it was warranted...”Your eyes snap open, the faint glow of your translucent eyes beginning to shine a bit brighter.“Since then their quality of life, galactic standing and her overall approval have skyrocketed. Because unlike her “heroic” sister, she actually cared enough about her people to fix the issue!”With the last word your arm shoots up and clenches a mighty fist in Nightwing's face, crackling with tiny jolts of red static.“Now stop being a punk and get your team out of My home before I end up pissing off the Justice League by standing my round.”Before Nightwing can even think to say anything else, there's six muffled explosions heard beneath you that shake the foundation of your tower!The floor rumbles for a moment, both of you managing to keep your footing despite the sudden rupture.Your eyes go wide in shock, however, and not from the explosions themselves, but their source.“The Final Thunder Force Barrage? They had to use it already?” You ask yourself out loud, realizing that your men's ultimate technique had just been used.The fight must be over then, but you aren't certain who's the winner...In any case, you just turn your back on Nightwing and start unbuttoning your blazer as you make your way to the opposite edge of the dojo under the skeletal statue.“What are you doing?” He asked, but you felt like he already knew the answer.“Whoever comes through those doors will determine your odds of surviving this night. Prepare yourself.” You order as you nod towards the entrance doors behind Nightwing.Kicking off your loafers, you keep your back turned as you steel yourself for combat.It's honestly pretty exciting... You finally get to use this room for it's ideal purpose, at least until you hear Lex's chopper arrives.Now, regardless of who comes through that door you want to enjoy yourself. Time to find the best way to go through with this...A: Summon your belt and don't hold back! Use all your power and blow them away!B: Summon your belt, but only stay in your base form. You don't want to cause too much damage to them or the room.C: Just throw your shirt off and fight them as you are. No point in the extra effort if they aren't worth it.D: Pull a fast one and Boomtube back to your living room. Then work on getting the others out of here.E: [Write in][One vote permitted]
>>2363402>B: Summon your belt, but only stay in your base form. You don't want to cause too much damage to them or the room.
>>2363402>C: Just throw your shirt off and fight them as you are. No point in the extra effort if they aren't worth it.
>>2363402>B: Summon your belt, but only stay in your base form. You don't want to cause too much damage to them or the room.While I'd like to go full on MAN mode on them, it'd be best not to underestimate them.
>>2363402A: Summon your belt and don't hold back! Use all your power and blow them away!They broke the law, time to kill them
>>2363417>C: Just throw your shirt off and fight them as you are. No point in the extra effort if they aren't worth it.
>>2363402>B: Summon your belt, but only stay in your base form. You don't want to cause too much damage to them or the room.But don't hesitate to use the red sun generator on Superdouche.
>>2363402B: Summon your belt, but only stay in your base form. You don't want to cause too much damage to them or the room.
>>2363425I wonder if all the Young Justice managed to survive the blast. Not they would go anime and leave their defeated comrades behind.
I hope our guard wonJust so they can be established as an actual threatI don't want a turbo job squad
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>2363450
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>2363450I BELIEVE
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>2363450
>inb4 Megan showing up disguised as one of our man to give the other heroes a opening to punch us.
>Barbs is the only one to make it>Cue getting bullied
>>2363455>>2363454>>2363453Turbo job squad it is. lol you guys are terrible at rolling.
Rolled 73 (1d100)SHITI used to roll so many critsIm still rusty
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>2363450
>>2363463>>2363464the dice gods are toying with us.
>>2363456>>2363458Or could be something much worse.
>>2363474Kid flash trolled our men like he does best and the not!ginyu force used their final flash atttack to catch it. But they failled and the rest of the Young justice sneaked into our private dojo?
>>2363485Could be a setup for a new enemy to appear.
>>2363501>new guy shows up and kicks both YJ and our royal guard to the curbAt least that would make our guards less of a job squad
>>2363501Who? Luthor had someone else sneaked into our tower? Or maybe it was batman i mean you would thing that all this noise could be heard outside of the tower.
>>2363513>inb4 Luthor's goons activated amazo and putted him against the YJ and our royal guard.
>>2363523There's probably a reason Mach showed off the alternate Battery, It's entirely possible there will be some kinda other enemy that causes both universes to become involved in some way. I'm just speculating though yo.
>>2363529If i remember correctly. You are right and i think the Outsider would do a little more or shadow and dagger manuevers before revealing himself.
>>2362955Sorry, but which pastebin? Only one I can find is the powers one.
>>2363541just click mach's name in the pastebin for the full list of his writeups
I can't find the pastebin for the write ups. Anyone got a link?
>>2363402>BYou stand there in silence, listening intently as the entrance doors slide open.“Super Boy! Blue Beetle!” Nightwing calls out to his teammates, their names causing you to tense up.“What happened? Where's the others?!” You hear him frantically ask the new arrivals.“They got beat up pretty bad, especially M'gann... Batgirl is trying to help them get back on their feet. Until then, you got us.” You hear Superboy tell him, recognizing his voice from earlier.“You couldn't tell from the weird posing, but those dudes were tough... Count yourself lucky that you didn't have to deal with them.” A new voice chimes in, who you assume is Blue Beetle.“I wouldn't be too sure...” Nightwing utters as electrical currents start to snap and crackle throughout the dojo.The scattered bolts get closer and closer to you with every flash, soon converging on you and wrapping around your waist just as you throw your shirt off.The image of Raijin stares ahead at the trio, it's eyes wild as the red skinned god of soars across your backside over lighting and storm clouds, chased by dragons across your limbs. The ink goes beyond your electrified waistline and stops just at your wrists, every inch decorated with the imposing mural.You cast a intimidating glance over your shoulder as Majin finally forms around you, inciting a yawn from the demonic article of clothing as he's awoken for his duty.“Haahhh... How many years has it been, master?” His tired, but still villainous voice asks.“It's been 5 weeks, Majin. Don't be so dramatic.” You reply as you turn to face your opponents.“No difference when you're as bored as I am...“ It responds dully.“Shall we?”You watch as the three get ready to face you, the only one looking a bit beat up being Super Boy with his shirt in tatters.Nightwing readies two steel batons, as if they'll help, but you don't let your guard down due to whatever pesky gadgets he might have on hand.What really catches your interest is Blue Beetle, as you see his arms morph into sharp azurite blades.You smirk to yourself, happy to get some real action.https://youtu.be/ytV1TnO40M4“HENSHIN!”A: Go after Super Boy first! He should be the easier of the three!B: You've wanted to give Nightwing a beating ever since he first got here! Get to it!C: You're fascinated by Blue Beetle. You should learn more about him through your fists.D: Take them all on at once! Time to give these second-rate heroes a real fight!E: [Write in][One vote permitted]
>>2362955It's not canon, sorry!
>>2363563C: You're fascinated by Blue Beetle. You should learn more about him through your fists.
>>2363563Also I forgot to attach this!
>>2363563>C: You're fascinated by Blue Beetle. You should learn more about him through your fists.I've always been the kind who eats dessert first. We know what Dick can do and it wouldn't be too hard to guess what Supes Jr. has up his sleeve.I wonder if the Tameraneans or any of the world we conquered would have been familiar with The Reach or their Scarab technology like Khaji'da...
>>2363563>C: You're fascinated by Blue Beetle. You should learn more about him through your fists.
>>2363563>C: You're fascinated by Blue Beetle. You should learn more about him through your fists.>>2363568I spent all that time pointing out your mistakes... FOR NOTHING!?REEEEEE
Finaly some violence!
>>2363563>C: You're fascinated by Blue Beetle. You should learn more about him through your fists.Also>Showing off Japanese back tattoos>No Yakuza musicI'd say for shame, but the video posted's good too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUqUSe25na4
>>2363563E: Call his dad gay
>>2363599DC Quest Kiwami, now with the Rena Everywhere System!
>>2363563E: Try to block him from breathing
>>2363570>>2363574>>2363580>>2363581>>2363586>>2363593>>2363599Sorry for the slight delay! Roll D100!
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>>2363630Well i guess Reno is a little bit rusty.But then again this isn't even his final form.
>>2363633Just wait until Mastered Ultra Instinct Reno Calvo!
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If Reno doesn't have a ship in orbit that can target him with a special charging beam to power him up to Super Battery 3 I'll be super disappointed.
>>2363661why bother with that? We have the entirety of Battery Tower to tap into.
>>2363661>implying the battery tower isn't powered by a redsun engine to
>>2363665"Just so you know, the name Battery Tower isn't just an ego trip."
>>236366553 floor of pure power!!! *add evil laugh here*
>>2363670>>2363673It would be pretty dope to get a Final Boss Fight atop Battery Tower.It's a massive rainstorm, enemy thinks Reno's on the ropes, only for him to throw out his hands, Spirit Bomb-style, and for a massive lightning strike to erupt from the roof, bathing him in its stored power!
Oh guys just so you realize if we managed to get beaten by these guys our wife rain will be questioned, because that's how Tamarean works. So if we are close to loosing i think Reno should start taking things seriously
>>2363691Reno and Kom's empire is built on the bones of three planets in a war of conquest they spearheaded. I doubt a single loss would throw it all away. Besides, there isn't a Tamaranean alive that could challenge his position and survive even if he did lose.
>>2363563>CThere's a flash of lightning as your suit covers your body, its form silhouetted in a cloud some rising from the burning floor.You don't give these losers any time to breathe, as you're already rushing out of the cloud, splashes of electricity bouncing off your soles as you barrel towards Blue Beetle!The orange eyes peeking behind his strange armor are quick to realize you're targeting him, but it's not the person within the suit that seems to be reacting, but rather the suit itself!The blade that was once attached to his left arm now morphs into something entirely different, it's shape resembling some type of circular cannon!It doesn't matter, though, as you're able to clear the distance and avoid the attack with your signature ability!Just as the cannon erupts with a loud surge of molten energy, your body shifts into a quick bolt of lightning that zips into the ring-shaped blast like a thread through a sewing needle, arcing yourself over the Beetle's shoulder and regaining your shape from the Bolt Blink!“Huh, Where'd he--” Blue Beetle starts to ask, but he's cut off by an unfamiliar voice.“Behind you, Jaime Reyes!”“What?!” You hear Majin question sharply, apparently hearing the same voice you did.But there isn't time to dwell on it now, because you're busy shifting your momentum into a powerful elbow strike to the back of Blue Beetle's neck!He lets out a grunt of pain as he's sent soaring away from you, the high voltage impact knocking him off his feet!However, the true strength of your blow is nullified as a set of wings sprout from his back, fanning the air as he twists around and instantly recovers!His wings flap like an insects, becoming a blur as he hovers over the ground and takes aim at you again!However, you stand there calmly, even as Nightwing takes a swing at your left flank you're able to effortlessly block the baton without sacrificing an ounce of focus.If Blue Beetle could see your face, he'd probably realize you both shared the same look of intrigue.“Scarab, did... Did you hear that as well?” He asks, glancing over his shoulder.“Yes, Jaime. I did. This poses a significant threat that should be eliminated, lest this vulnerability be exploited.” The strange voice responds, inciting concern in the heroes face from the suggestion.“Majin... What the hell am I hearing?” You ask your belt, becoming slack jawed as you try to process what's happening.“I don't... I don't know, master...” It responds, the once frightening voice now sounding frightened itself.“... So uh, what's a Majin?” Blue Beetle asks after a moment of silence, both of you ignoring the shared confusion between Nightwing and Superboy.This kid was truly fascinating indeed.[TO BE CONTINUED]
That's all for today! We'll start a new thread later in the week, most likely Thursday!Thank you to all the wonderful anons who participated! As always, I'll be around for questions and ominous replies about writing errors!
>>2363716thanks for running, MPyour mistakes have been reduced to almost tolerable levels
>>2363726>like an insects>an insects'
>This kid was truly fascinating indeed.Now Now isn't this just precious. Battery found someone that caugth his eye. Wonder if this is how Slade felt when he saw Robin.
>>2363716Goddammit I missed it. That's what I get for shopping at 11pm at Walmart to avoid lines and social interaction. I'm surprised Blue Beetle did so well, I didn't think he was that durable. Holy fuck I just realized something that the Lex/Ra's duo might have going for them. You're not cruel enough to have Doomsday using the Lazarus Pit, are you?
>>2363715...and then the whole fight is called off so a backpack and a belt buckle can have a conversation.
>>2363733I personally feel it's different fascination!Slade wanted Robin as an extension of himself!Battery on the other hand...
>>2363733Im now imagining Reno trying to be the "Slade" of Young Justice, but he has no intention of really hurting them. He'd just mess with them to both train them and cause Reno thinks it's fun.
>>2363744The fight's not over! What's happening is the sentient suit equivalent of two guys wearing the same shirt walking into each other!
>>2363747Could... could we eat the Scarab?If it's similar enough to Majin, and we were able to eat both dad and sister's cores...
>>2363752One of us has to take the shirt off or we fight to the death?
>>2363753What an interesting idea!
>>2363755That all depends on what everyone watching them thinks they should do!
>>2363753>>2363757Oof... If we do that, I hope the part that makes it subservient to The Reach isn't included.
>>2363753I immediately assumed that's what reno wanted with it and why couldn't he? Reno's convertion unit, as well as all his tech and abilities, are based on both Darkseid and his new god apokalypse technology, and that trumps pretty much everything but the highest forms of kryptonian tech, and even that barely compares.
>>2363763If Sister Rena could wipe out Brainiac's programming, then I'm sure we could find someone or something to do the same.Hope Jaime doesn't mind losing his spine for a bit. I'm sure we can find him a replacement in the meantime.>>2363771The bigger issue is that he has no idea how to utilize most of the time, besides extreme moments of distress.
>>2363757I just imagine that the Scarab is spamming Jaime with warning and danger symbols just by looking at Reno. >"Recommend multiple nuclear bombardments deployed from a secure location in orbit.">"What?!">"It is the only way to be sure."
>>2363778I'm sure that raijin wpuld figure out how to work the converted scarab tech pretty easily, remember it is a fatherbox made sentient.
>>2363784>This allows us to use the Black sun engine
>>2363786Majin might, but Reach tech is still pretty damn advanced. Especially if even Majin sounds scared of the Scarab.
>>2363716How are the Not-Ginyu force holding up? And how have Ras, Lex, and Blackfire reacted to their performance?
>>2363808>How are the Not-Ginyu force holding upWell, they used their final attack and Superboy and Blue Beetle still got through.
>>2363808>>2363811Yes, It's safe to say that they fought well, but they definitely underestimated their opponents!I think Ra's and Lex were caught off guard by their flamboyance at first, but found them to adequate overall!
>>2363815And I assume Blackfire's face is completely blood red from embarrassment?
>>2363826Good. Embarrassed Blackfire is Best Blackfire.
>>2363826Is she gonna get back at us for this
>>2363816>embarrassmentThat and anger they still lost and call themselfs her husband elite men. But Reno will just see that as a failure in his trainning and once the force if out of the recovery tube he will whip then out in shape again.
>>2363826So only Megan and kid flash got knocked out by the ginyu force? Disappointing.
>>2363838And the archer.
>>2363839I assume we'll be able to access the play-by-play after we deal with this incursion?It would be good to review any recordings to try and strategize around the YJ crew.
>>2363838To be fair, knocking out the psychic and the speedster are key achievements. It'll be much easier to deal with Superboy, Blue Beetle, and Dick without having our mind molested or Kid Flash mucking up our super moves.
>This poses a significant threat that should be eliminated, lest this vulnerability be exploitedWonder if we can suck enough energy from the bettle or short circuit it without causing to much permanent damage to the kid.Wait why i'm worried about him? Just give it here blue boy.
>>2363839>>2363841Oh yeah her too.>>2363853Yes i know i wonder if Babs was the one thay selected the teams to face our man. Hopefully Blackfire didn't turned off the recording
>>2363870We need the recording to boost morale in the notGinyu force and have them analyze their mistakes so they can improve.
>>2363835>>2363853>>2363962>"Guys, props on the fight, really! You managed to take out three of the intruders, two of which were a speedforce cunt AND a mindrapist cunt! Leaving me with a guy who's powers I was made to beat, a guy in power armor and a spantex wearing faggola who's power is being a shitty uncle, it was perfect. But in life you're either first or last, and the fact you didn't stop them all without breaking a sweat, as my elite, is disappointing!">"We are unfit to be under your tutelage let alone be your elite guard! We will cut off one of our fingers for this mistake!">"What!? Fuck, no that's too much, you've been watching more Yakuza shit haven't you? You need all your fingers for aesthetics and punching good. Wipe those tears, we will simply train harder!">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9zOiAPdCB4>"B-Boss...">"You know why you lost!?">"Our poses!?">"YOUR POSES! YOSH, THUNDERFORCE TO ME!">"HAI RENO-SAMA!">Blackfire double facepalms
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>>2364875Time to start voting!
Wonder of beetle knew control freak