This quest takes place in the DC Universe with characteristics mainly pulled from the animated TV series and films. You are Reno, AKA Black Rider Battery! After a tremendous journey from boy to super-powered fighter, you've started taking the first steps to becoming a established name in the world of metahumans!Previously you had a fierce battle with your own father after he had taken your sister unit's life, but now you venture forth to criminal conquest!It's been 5 years since then, and the thread will start with an interactive recap!Rules: -10 Minute voting period after each post, I will now specify how many votes are allowed per post.-Some actions (typically combat choices against non-generic enemies and certain social situations) will require 3 D100 rolls, using the best of the 3 rolls for said action.-Critical successes/failures are 100/1Link to previous thread >>2242456QM Twitterhttps://twitter.com/MachPunchQMArchivehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=DC+Quest+MachPunchMC Powers and Inventoryhttps://pastebin.com/v8wjir7d
[5 Years ago...]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu55MoYfLGYSoldiers dressed in lavender and steel are flung from you across the throne room, their orange bodies crashing through pillars and pews, turning the grand room to rubble. A dozen of them grovel in pain on the floor as you casually step through them, red lightning crackling from your Red Sun Engine across your body as you press forward to Tamaran's Grand Ruler. At the throne is a mammoth of a man, his face battle hardened and scared while dressed in a crimson beard. His armor is much darker than his subjects, while clothed in a fur trim that shelters his chest and shoulders.He rises to stare you down with his one good eye, his face grim as he's met with a powerful enemy. Perhaps he had expected Blackfire to try and take the throne, for he looks more than ready to fight...He did not expect you, however.In your Raijin form, you stand beneath the giant with your four arms folded, smirking behind your demonic visage as you speak.“My wife expects you to resist, but since you were her family's Knorf'ka or whatever she wants me to show mercy. I'll only say this once, but I'm kind of free-styling with this new power of mine...”You open your arms and clench your fists, a surge of crimson lightning discharging from your devilish body!“... So I recommend surrender, otherwise I'm not sure if I can stop myself from killing you!”The giant just raises his massive arms, green light beginning to shine from his meteor-sized hands.You were hoping he'd do that.[New form unlocked: Raijin!]A: Assault him with a barrage of your own energy!B: Rush him down with relentless punches!C: Bolt Blink behind him and suplex him into the throne!D: Let him make the first move before you humiliate him.E: [Write in][One vote permitted]
>>2295335>C: Bolt Blink behind him and suplex him into the throne!
>>2295335>B: Rush him down with relentless punches!
>>2295341>A: Assault him with a barrage of your own energy!>>2295348>>2295352>>2295367>>2295384Roll D100+30. DC 55
Rolled 38 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>2295389Check out this 1
Rolled 58 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>2295389
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>2295389
Rolled 27 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>2295389
>>2295389Psh nothing personal old man
>He rises to stare you down with his one good eye, Oh look Blackfire and her dad are just the same!
>>2295447I think it's her nanny actually, from the show.
>>2295448Is it? Oh well whatever now the throne belongs to our girl.
>>2295453I think we own it now actually because battle tradition, like in the show
>>2295459Then we just give it to the waifu.
>>2295459Well either way, we're getting Tamaran
>>2295462Imagine a army of Tamarean space bikers! Also i'm expecting the obligatory showdown with Lobo.
>>2295475I'm sure the main man is going to like what Reno's done to Tamaran. Should we rename the capital of Tamaran to Sturges?
>>2295335>CThe massive ruler belts out a war cry as his hands join to fire a massive, jade beam of energy that would've swallowed you in ultraviolet heat!Luckily, you're quite confident in your speed.In an instant you appear above the mountainous king and drive your left elbows into his bald head! He lets out a sharp, pain filled exhale as her lurches forward and instinctively reaches for the pain coursing through his skull, and error that would prove to be near fatal.Seconds after your elbow spike, you're on your feet and wrapping your arms around his barrel-sized waist.You chuckle darkly just before you give a spine shattering squeeze, your arms cracking his hip bones as they tighten agonizingly around him!He howls in pain, his arms flailing as they struggle to reach behind and stop your high-powered bear-hug.“Why, you didn't tell me you had a bad back!” You mock, tightening the grip and causing him to scream in torture.“Here, let me help you back into your chair!”You grunt as you lift the giant off his feet and bend yourself backwards, hoisting him headfirst back into his own throne!His boulder-like head caves in the gold coated seat, while the rest of the structure bends and snaps under the force of his muscular body plummeting into it!He lays sprawled across the wreckage of Tamaran's throne, whimpering as he body surges with excruciating pain.“P-Please...” He whines, and the sound of a giant like him crying like that just puts a smile on your face as you stand triumphantly over him.“Master... We could just finish off this sorry sight now. Your wife doesn't need to know.” Majin quietly suggests, his voice oozing with villainy.“Nah, it's not worth the effort.” You respond as you reach down to pluck the silver crown from his bruised scalp, inciting another pathetic cry.“Oh, don't tell me that mewling is coming from Grand Ruler Galfore!”You look over to the throne room's entrance, the sound of your wife's taunting bringing warmth to your heart.[Continued in the next post]
>>2295490Oh wait I remember, this is Blackfire's uncle
>>2295490Your wife, Blackfire, proudly marches with a handful of Oni members and Tamaraneans who shared her same mutation. From your understanding, Blackfire wasn't the only one who was afflicted with the rare condition of darker features, not was she the only persecuted for it. The ones at her side now were a great deal of help in overtaking the planet, acting as saboteurs so your katana-toting bikers could have an edge over the more powerful alien race.Leading an assembly of captured citizens and soldiers is Umi, whistling as he swings his chain and scythe.“And here I thought the aliens would be invading Earth! I knew you'd take us to great heights, boss! Kahahaha!” He happily compliments, followed by the roaring laughter of other members of your gang.Blackfire leaves your allies to saunter up to you, placing her hands on your shoulders as she presses her lips against yours, thanking you with a romantic kiss.“Mhhm... After I address my people, we'll conceive an heir.” She says in a sultry tone, taking the silver crown from your hand.“Hehehe... Wait, what? Conceive an heir?! A-Aren't we too-”“FALLEN MEN AND WOMEN OF TAMARAN!” Blackfire cuts you off as her voice addresses the captives held in the throne room, her free arm gesturing to the fallen king known as Galfore.“This is why you were so easily defeated! A giant coward hiding behind a warrior's mask who made you all weak!” She openly insults, inciting a painful grunt from him.“Far too long has Tamaran been a world of crestfallen warriors! Galfore wants you to believe that we have made peace with the Gordanians and Drenthaxians, that we are equals with them! These are lies! This isn't peace, it's submission! It always has been! I would know, I was the one who brokered many deals to keep our world safe.”“You... You sold out your sister because you despised her!” Galfore snaps at her through clenched teeth, causing the new queen to stare back at him with contempt.Her eyes narrow, staying silent for a moment as the room is filled with mutters of fallen Tamaraneans.“Yes...” She begins, facing the crowd once more.“Yes, I did. I was motivated by spite, but now I'm finding strength for leadership in something else... Someone else.”As she speaks, she shows you a kind smile.“This man... He is Reno of Earth, and he is my love. He will also be your king...”She raises a clenched fist before the room fills with protest of a human king, violet fire rising from it.“... And our strength! With us as your Grand Rulers, we will wash away the weakness Galfore has stained this planet with and regain our might!”She raises the crown high above her head before delicately resting it atop her head, grinning at those who have no choice but to adapt to her rule.“Now, for my first decree... We eradicate the Gordanians and the Drenthaxians!”[Continued in the next post.]
>>2295579"Hey babe, maybe we should back away from genocide and just murder their rulers and dismantle their government and destroy their space fairing capabilities to make their planet a prison. I love you, but I ain't gonna be Space Hitler."
>>2295579And so the race war begins
>>2295598This sounds bretty gud, tone her down before getting assassinated.
>>2295598....nah fuck em, gotta get your hands dirty in the planet conquering game. Plus we need to build a strong base on the intergalactic scale if we want to seriously stake out claim on daddy darkside's recently empty, heavely fought over throne.
>>2295598>Back down from genocideBitch please. This is normal shit
>>2295624>>2295628I'm all for destroying and killing all who stand in our way, but I draw the line at killing alien babies.
>>2295631Man, I'm all for throwing alien babies into the air and using them as target dummies. Grow a pair, war is hell
>>2295598>replying before promptedmy dudewhat are you doing
>>2295598Oh no we're not pussying out here, I already have my genocide plans ready.>>2295631>Draws a line at killing alien babiesBut I have a question: Why SHOULDN'T we be killing alien babies?
>>2295598Nah man we genocide then just a little. And those that survive or prove usefull we will enslave.
>>2295579[4 Years ago...]You stand proudly atop a planet bathed in fire, Tamaranean soldiers flying past you as Drenthax is purified by their starbolts.Long gone are the days of skin-tight purple and silver cloth for men of battle. With you in charge of the military, Tamaran has adopted much more practical armor... Well, somewhat practical. You designed them with a bit of your own personal flair, after all.You even had yourself fitted with a general's uniform of sorts, complete with a Oni medal pinned to your chest and a menacing red cape to menacingly flow behind you.As you stand among the towering flames in Drenthax's burning swamps, two Tamaranean soldier accompanied with Umi soar down to meet with you.Umi, along with the other humans from the Oni who aid you, are outfitted with jetpacks and ultra-violet particle beam guns that are just as powerful as any Tamaranean's starbolts.The soldiers bow in their flashy armor, decorated in an obsidian carapace with gold spaulders covering their shoulders and standards protecting their waist. The arms and legs are kept bare in order to show off the muscles that indicate their physical prowess... Also you thought it would look cool and barbaric.Umi has a sinister smirk, approaching you as he dangles a tiny cloth sack in front of you.“Heyyy Bosssss, guess what! I got an ideaaaa~” He chants, snickering.“Is it a good idea? I'm kind of having a moment here.” You respond, still trying to look proud among the burning planet.“Check it out!” He chirps, emptying the sack into his palm and showing you the contents: Drenthaxian crystals, glowing brightly in his hands.”“... You know those are worthless out here right? I got excited too when I first saw them but-”“But they're essentially pennies, yeah yeah these guys already lectured me.” He dismisses, jabbing a thumb back at the two bowing soldiers.“But listen... I thought these were glowing diamonds when I first saw them, right? Now, imagine if every human thought the same thing if they saw them...”He grins, leaning in uncomfortably close to you.“I'm thinkin' we mine this smoldering heap of garbage for these things, then head back to Earth and rip the entire human race off! What do ya say?!”A: “Oh my god, you're a genius!”B: “Wait... Have you guys checked the treasure haul for this place? I know the Gordanians didn't have much, but these guys were definitely going to pay some space bounty hunter to off my wife.”
>>2295641So we can use them as breeding cows. Duh.
>>2295631Odds are we'll just take those and start on our multispecies empire as we conquer their worlds. So don't worry, I don't think she actually means completely genociding them to pure extinction, just completely destroying their civilization and kneeling under our rule.>>2295641Chaos I love the enthusiasm, but cool down the edge a bit my man.
>>2295648>B: “Wait... Have you guys checked the treasure haul for this place? I know the Gordanians didn't have much, but these guys were definitely going to pay some space bounty hunter to off my wife.”
>>2295648>A and BNo reason not too.
Whatever we decide to do can we not be seen arguing with waifu in front of all the newly conquered people and our biker gang? It'll make us both look inept. (why and how are the bikers even here? Weren't almost all of them regular mook humans?)
>>2295648>A and BLiterally no reason not to, both are very good ideas and worth saying. Sorry mach...
>>2295648A: “Oh my god, you're a genius!”B: “Wait... Have you guys checked the treasure haul for this place? I know the Gordanians didn't have much, but these guys were definitely going to pay some space bounty hunter to off my wife.”
>>2295652I only wish to do my part in killing all aliens that can't be fucked>>2295648>A>B
>>2295659They're our first band of soldiers, and it seems like advanced tech gives them enough of an edge to keep up with the tamaranean soldiers. Plus a personal advanced unit of space biker vanguards to ride with reno sounds cool as hell.
>>2295659>Weren't almost all of them regular mook humansIf you have them, use them!Blackfire did eventually return to the HIVE ruins to get her ship back, though. The invasion consisted of her infiltrating the planet, allying herself with mistreated Tamaraneans who had the same mutation as her, then smuggling your gang over on ships piloted by them.Sorry I didn't really elaborate on this, but I did have it in mind! I just considered it a minor detail.
>>2295648>A: “Oh my god, you're a genius!”>B: “Wait... Have you guys checked the treasure haul for this place? I know the Gordanians didn't have much, but these guys were definitely going to pay some space bounty hunter to off my wife.”you didnt say i cant pick both
>>2295659Jetpacks and laser guns do wonders for a goons status. Especially when jumped from street gang to straight up conquering army vets.
>>2295648>Bi No want any justice league on my ass.
>>2295658>>2295661>>2295664>>2295667>>2295678Ah, you guys got me! I was just too excited to get the next post out!
>>2295676But it would have been a badass arc we could have fucked up with our horrendous rolls! Think of it man, 1s as far as the eye can see, always getting 99s otherwise.
>>2295648changing my post and making note of my ID this time. >A>B
Did anyone else realized that our Tamarean troops looks a lot like Darkseid mook soldiers?
>>2295689 I'd get pretty excited too, with a pic like that
>>2295689does the next post involve either of those two?
>>2295701What? You mean parademons?
>>2295713Well we know and are kind of friends with cassandra cain, but we've never met rose, and we're in space.
>>2295727You know what else this means? We'll possibly meet best Lantern
>>2295726Reminder Reno is biologically the equivalent of darkseid's son so that's not out of the question here.
>>2295726Yup those.>>2295734Sinestro?So far as i remmeber Laterns are forbiden in Tamarean space.
>>2295648>A>BYou feel like your eyes are turning into dollar signs.“Oh my god, you're a genius!” You happily exclaim, planting your hands on your second in command's shoulders excitedly.“I know!” He happily agrees, pumping his fists in shared excitement.Suddenly you stop your mini celebration, taking your arms away as you remember something.“Wait... Have you guys checked the treasure haul for this place? I know the Gordanians didn't have much, but these guys were definitely going to pay some space bounty hunter to off my wife.” “SOME SPACE BOUNTY HUNTER?! YOU FRAGGIN' PIPSQUEAK!” Obscured by the roaring fires was an engine that sounded regrettably familiar, and joined by it was a roaring voice that confirmed your fears.They heavy-metal monster of a space bike emerges from the fire and races over your heads with a flaming streak following it, they deafening engine descending upon the four of you as Lobo reunites the barrels of his blaster with your face!He's just a foot or two over you on his bike, taking aim as Umi and your two soldiers brace themselves to protect their leader.However, you raise a hand to them, giving them the silent order for them to stand down.They reluctantly comply, watching as you stare down the infamous bounty hunter before you.“Don't go actin' like you forgot the 'Bo, because I sure as hell didn't forget the bomb you dropped on me ya little turd!” He snarls, drool splashing off his sharp teeth as he talks down to you.“Now it's payback time, for you an' your troq ladyfriend!”The soldiers gasp at the word troq, their eyes flaring up with green energy.“How dare he use that word! By our law it's punishable by death!” One of them warns, but it fails to grab The Main Man's attention.You squint up at him, preparing your words carefully.A: “You're right, it is time for some payback. Take whatever treasures the Drenthaxian palace holds, you rightfully deserve it. There were never any hard feelings for you, I just wanted you to stop coming after her. Oh, and stop calling her that T word...”B: “You're gonna kill a King and Queen, Lobo? I somehow think that's more trouble than it's worth, even for you.”[One vote permitted]
>>2295753A: “You're right, it is time for some payback. Take whatever treasures the Drenthaxian palace holds, you rightfully deserve it. There were never any hard feelings for you, I just wanted you to stop coming after her. Oh, and stop calling her that T word...”
>>2295753>A: “You're right, it is time for some payback. Take whatever treasures the Drenthaxian palace holds, you rightfully deserve it. There were never any hard feelings for you, I just wanted you to stop coming after her. Oh, and stop calling her that T word...”>not like they are in any position to pay you anymore
>>2295744Eh i can See Reno and Blackfire veing friends with him or at least signing a neutrality contract.
>>2295753>A: “You're right, it is time for some payback. Take whatever treasures the Drenthaxian palace holds, you rightfully deserve it. There were never any hard feelings for you, I just wanted you to stop coming after her. Oh, and stop calling her that T word...”A small part of wants b, but we have bigger things to do. Besides, there's some guys you just don't want hounding you for the rest of your life, no matter how many tines you squash them.>>2295744Why not both?
>>2295753>BWe're important now
>>2295753>A: “You're right, it is time for some payback. Take whatever treasures the Drenthaxian palace holds, you rightfully deserve it. There were never any hard feelings for you, I just wanted you to stop coming after her. Oh, and stop calling her that T word...”>And I really do not want to deal with an effectively immortal bounty hunter coming after me every few months. More trouble than this shit is worth.
>>2295753>A: “You're right, it is time for some payback. Take whatever treasures the Drenthaxian palace holds, you rightfully deserve it. There were never any hard feelings for you, I just wanted you to stop coming after her. Oh, and stop calling her that T word...”
>>2295765Yeah I know we could probably meet both, I just disagree with Sinestro being best Lantern
>>2295753>ADoes the Omega beam work on Lobo?
>>2295799You are asking the wrong question, will it keep him down for a satisfactory amount of time. If the answer approaches no in any way. Don't bother.
>>2295829Point. Can't we make a contract so he won't come after us? Something like put him in our pay roll for a while?
>>2295836Only when he finishes whatever contract he has right now. If he was paid already to get the job done, he wont stop till its done. He's immortal so he kind of has to keep his word on principle.
>>2295840But we kinda killed the guys thay made the contract with him. Doesn't that make the contract he did prior void?
>>2295783Atrocitus is the best lantern.
>>2295857Yes? Maybe?>>2295863Why's that?
>>2295857Possible. We have to find out. He is still pretty ticked about us, AND SOMEONES FUCKING FAILURE OF A ROLE! But seeing as we have his cash he might be bought off.
>>2295753>AYou smile.“You're right, it is time for some payback. Take whatever treasures the Drenthaxian palace holds, you rightfully deserve it. There were never any hard feelings for you, I just wanted you to stop coming after her. Oh, and stop calling her that T word...” Lobo's red eyes narrow, slightly raising the gun away from you.“If there's another bomb in there so help me I'll-”“There isn't. Seriously. Just take the money that's in there and we'll put everything behind us.” You smother his suspicion, raising a hand toward him.Lobo rubs his grizzled chin for a moment, then holsters his gun with a grin.“Pleasure conductin' this arrangement with you, King Buttery.” He says as he takes your hand and gives it a firm shake.Despite his mispronunciation of your name, you're satisfied with the deal. He revs the engine once more as he soars off to collect his loot, leaving you and your men in the dust.“Ya think we could've taken him, boss?” Umi begins to ask.“I mean, that royal guard of yours did a number to the planet already. Don't you think they coulda done that guy in?”“God no, that guy's insane. This planet was just target practice for them anyway.” You answer, a bit of fear sneaking up your spine just imagining the engagement between your special squad and Lobo.“Just let make sure no one interrupts Lobo. Once the fires die out, we'll begin collecting crystals—I mean, priceless glowing space jewelry.”You and Umi with share a sinister chuckle at the idea, and soon it erupts into the evil laughter you've been practicing.[Continued in the next post.]
>>2295873>the evil laughter you've been practicingAdorable
>>2295879Do you think Blackfire coaches us on while cuddling?
>genocideWhy kill people when they make perfectly usable cannon fodder?
>>2295888>"Babe, stop laughing at your dick, it's freaking out the subjects.">"Majin's the only one who'll practice evil laughs with me!"
>>2295925.....god damnit, now I want to see a picture of this.
>>2295873[2 Years ago...]You quietly walk through the musty halls of the long abandoned apartment. Every motion you take feels weighed down by the oppressive atmosphere of the place.Every step taken causes dust to rise from the ground and onto your loafers, clinging to you just as the past is.You find your way to the living room and kitchen area, leaning against the door frame adjacent of it all as you try to remember everything that happened here.But you can't, at least, not completely. Everything about your previous life is fragmented.You look at where the TV used to be, an empty shelf collapsing on itself from years of abandonment. You'd like to think you watched a movie or two with your father here, but it's just a guess.Something catches your eye, though. At the foot of the shelf and cabinet is a picture frame face down in the decrepit floor.You slowly step towards it, picking the photo off the ground and wiping dust away to see the precious memory that lurks in the frame.“Reno? Babe?”Blackfire is calling for you, but you don't answer. You're frozen looking at the family photo in front of you.You see your mother and father, a happy Native American woman with her laughing Japanese husband. Their arms are cradled around a small boy dressed up like a devil, doing his best to blow out birthday candles on Jack-O-Lantern themed cake. You count six candles on the cake.But you don't remember any of this.“Reno?”Your wife's touch on your shoulder startles you briefly, turning to see her dressed in her royal attire with a concerned look on her face.She wears a sleek, black catsuit-like attire, decorated with a shining section of armor over her chest. Mounter to the shoulders of it is a deep purple cloak, and resting their head atop the material is your daughter's tiny head.The toddler breathes slowly as she sleeps in her mother's arm, her white hair nestled atop her orange head as she snoozes peacefully.“What are you doing here? I thought you were going to take Rena to the park.” You ask her, the lurking sorrow apparent in your voice.[Continued in the next post]
>>2295960AHHHH, WE HAVE A DAUGHTER. SHE'S GONNA BE KIDNAPPED.
>>2295960Oh man we gave birth to a hibrid!
>>2295960>daughtercan't wait to kick the ass of any boy who so much as looks at her
>>2295960Oh man, if Star ever finds out, she's going to do her best to spoil this kid rotten
>>2295960Well considering that we're somewhat Darkseid. I worry for the relationship we'll have with our kid>>2295981It could be worse
>>2295981i'm more curious what starfire would think about being a aunt.
Also>RenaWe named our kid after our sisterMuh heart
Do Tamarean have abything against white hair? Or is it just the dark hair that makes then mark others as sociopaths?
>>2296006Should we have a son what'll we name him?>>2296010No idea
>>2295960“I decided it could wait. One of your boys spilled their guts about where you were going.” She says with a twinge of annoyance, delicately taking the photo from your grasp.Her face becomes gloomy the moment she observes it, but you pull your eyes away from her. You feel weak and helpless, and you don't want your wife to notice.“... Reno, you don't have to be afraid of me.” She utters in a tone rarely heard by you. It's filled with genuine care and love as her gentle hand cradles your shoulder, her fingers soothingly tracing down the back of your blazer.“I know I can be a rough and prideful lover, but I am a lover. I want to be your comfort for things like this.” She coos, inching closer and resting her head against your shoulder.You still don't look at her, you simply put a weak arm around her waist and hold her close.“Talk to me... What are you looking for here?” She asks.A: “A memory. I wanted to feel something coming back here. Anything that could help me raise the family I have now.”B: “Nothing. I just wanted to look at this place one last time. Whoever lived here is dead. I'm someone else.”C: “I was just gonna see if I had some old toys here... Thought that our girl would like them.”D: “Motivation. What happened to me... To the family that lived here... It's not happening to me. Not to us.”E: [Write in][One vote permitted]
>>2296006I didn't even register that.I'm not crying, guys I just have something in my eye
>>2296018C: “I was just gonna see if I had some old toys here... Thought that our girl would like them.”
>>2296010The dark hair/eyes thing is a genetic mutation, like an albino.Your daughter just has white hair from you, and no one would DARE cause her trouble over that!
>>2296018>D: “Motivation. What happened to me... To the family that lived here... It's not happening to me. Not to us.”
>>2296018>A: “A memory. I wanted to feel something coming back here. Anything that could help me raise the family I have now.”
>>2296018>C: “I was just gonna see if I had some old toys here... Thought that our girl would like them.”
>>2296018>Just looking for some toys for our girl, and ending up realizing how terrible and alien my past is now.
So who wants to make a bet in a superhero showing up and fucking our little moment?I kinda hope it's Starfire.
>>2296048Could be Batgirl...oh fuck I just realized something. Mach, is the Killing Joke canon in this?
>>2296048>It's Robin>Oh, sorry, "Nightwing">"What are you doing here, Battery? Planning another conquest?">"I'm wondering when you and Kori are gonna give my little girl a friend to play with, bird boy."
>>2296048Why would they bother us? Our shit is off planet, no reason to bother us.
>>2296059I vote we say this as soon as we see them. Papa Reno wants a big family.
>>2296018>D: “Motivation. What happened to me... To the family that lived here... It's not happening to me. Not to us.”go go family man Reno go.
>>2296054Oh i'm a fool it will obviously be villans that our deals with the fake diamonds made then loose money.
>>2296064"WHERE'S MY LITTLE GIRL'S ARCHNEMESIS, DICK!?">"What are you talki-""PUT A BABY IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND SO MY PRINCESS HAS SOMEONE TO FIGHT!">"You're insane!">Battery Punch!"An insanely good dad, you mean. You've got a year to deliver on, uh, Starfire delivering. Or else.">"Ugh, my back...""Oh, and Merry Christmas."
>>2296060The fake alien jewels we are selling. Althought i doubt anyone on earth would know about then being fake.
>>2296070That could range from Penguin or Captain Cold to Vandal Savage or Black Manta>>2296077Whew, thank God
Thing is ripping people off with cheap ass jewelry isn't exactly legal, superheroes have basically no legal reason to go after us on that though do they?not our fault people be dumbasses buying glowing diamonds thinking they were legit.
>>2296067You know who else was a family man? Darkseid.
>>2296080It would be pretty funny if the Bats were investigating the sudden flood of diamond lookalikes on the market, only to trace them back to Reno.Babs would be annoyed, I bet
>>2296091speaking of him, i wonder if at this point he somehow brought his own dumb ass back from the dead yet.
>>2296087Why pick just one? Why not all of then?
>>2296080Well, they are jewels....so its not really fake now is it?>>2296079We must have awkward holidays with Reno, Blackfire, and the Bat Family.>>2296089THEY GOT EXACTLY WHAT THEY PAID FOR, GLOWING SPACE ROCKS! Nothing illegal here, nope.
>>2296101Do you want to face the ire of Danny DeVito, a pretty cool guy, the villain who's had millennia to perfect his game and one half of the great duo that have hate autism?
>>2295996We just have his tech/dna power and body wise, reno is litterally just who he was before he died personality wise, it's not like we're actually his son, it'll be fine.
>>2296006But our sister was named after us...
>>2296136Eh, still can't help but feel paranoid about it. As much as I love Darkseid, I disapprove of his parenting ability
>>2296136>We just have his dnaYes, this is the problem Chaos had.
>>2296089To be fair, it IS technically a rare jewel on earth, just common and worthless in the galaxy at large. It's less ripping people off and more having a monopoly on a product only we can get. Morally questionable, but not really illegal. The fact that we basically have an easy in to super wealth on earth and therefore all the tech and weaponry available for the right price through what was essentially space dirt is pretty funny.
>>2296136Adopted son is a thing. We are more his son then Kalibak
>>2296148That's why he's dead, and we are Reno. With Blackfire at our side we shall be the greatest family ever. We just need Starfire to get busy with Boy Wonder and give her a frienamy.
>>2296159But Robin cheats on Star with Barb. At least in the comics he does it.
>>2296155>>2296152What I'm getting at is we're not gonna have his bad traits because we only inherit powers and tech that were on him, since our body is artificial. Anons, myaelf included, are mostly pushing the connection for the sake of having a claim to Darkseid's throne, not out of any real familiarity. Reno never even met the guy.
>>2296168Oh shit yeah that's right... Wonder what Blackfire thinks of that.
>>2296154we would just be doing wat the debiers company does with diamondsalsohttps://www.space.com/11804-nasa-moon-rock-sting-apollo17.htmlHOLY FUCK 1.7MILION FOR SOMETHING THAT TINY
>>2296155>KalibakManlets, when will they learn?>>2296170New Gods are kind of predisposed to be murderous cunts.
>>2296173Probably both disgusted with nightwing and amused at starfire's expense, unless she chilled down a lot more when it comes to her sister.
>>2296168Honestly just want the frienamy for our tike. Whom it comes from is hardly relevant. Star can be the cool aunt then that spoils our kid with being a super hero.
>>2296170>we're not gonna have his bad traits because we only inherit powers and techOh! I was thinking more like that in case he ressurected the next target wouldn't be earth. But as it seems that the veil between dimensions is weaken thanks to Darkseid going to earth-3.We might have to dela with alter reality Reno and Starfire.
>>2296159>>2296168Well I say we take a third option and get Star and Barb to go with us and leave Dick miserable>>2296155Poor Kalibak, a manlet who'll never be loved by his dad
>>2296018>AYou finally look back at your wife's concerned face.“A memory. I wanted to feel something coming back here. Anything that could help me raise the family I have now.” Blackfire looks down at your daughter to make sure she's sleeping, then shows a friendly smile.“Don't be a dumbass, hun.” She scoffs.Your eyes go wide in surprise at her words, only causing her to let out a hushed giggle.“I'm sorry but... Do you really want to be following your family's example on how to raise a child?” She asks, showing a smug smile.“Hey, it wasn't their fault that my throat got cut open by some clown.” You retort, sounding a bit cross as you speak.“No, they just made you into a weapon of mass destruction. Totally understandable.” She says, rolling her eyes.“My father just wanted his son back. God forbid if anything happened to our little girl... I can understand feeling the same way.” You curtly reply.“Babe, that's just it! Your family wasn't us!” She tries to snap back, but she keeps her voice hushed near the stirring child's ear.“We are super-powered conquerors with armies and weapons that can level planets, not to mention our daughter has skin tough enough to take a bullet without blinking! That's why I need you to help me raise her here while I'm overseeing Tamaran...”She smiles at you, then down at your daughter.“She's going to be strong like mommy and daddy, and I know you'll make sure of that. So, please, stop dwelling on the past and come join your family in the present.”You show a half frown, still struggling to shake the feeling of this place off you.“... If you come with us and take that stupid hardhat off, I'll make sure Aunt Kori buys you some ice-cream too.” She says, rolling her eyes. She's still not happy about you telling Starfire about the kid, let alone inviting her to come meet her niece.Your lips finally manage to form a smile, taking off the yellow construction helmet off your head and planting kisses on both your wife and child's heads.“Fine... It's not stupid, by the way. I'm trying to be a positive influence for our kid and demonstrate safety.” You lecture Blackfire as you both begin to exit the apartment, only to be greeted with the sight of Tamaraneans and Oni members taking their lunch breaks around various construction vehicles.“Whatever you say. I still think you should've built the tour instead of trying to clean up the whole slum. It would've been oppressive to just look down on this pitiful neighborhood from your office.” Blackfire nags, fixing Rena's hair as you walk.“Nah, I need this place to look good, I got big plans for Battery Tower.” You say with a smirk, looking forward as thoughts of the future fill your head.[Continued in next post.]
>>2296175Yup, diamonds are a greed market based on old europeon values on the rarity of diamonds despite not being nearly as hard tofind in other places. It's basically a just a money machine based on ignorance. Hell, what reno did with the space rocks is more on the level than the the shit the real world diamond market does, let that sink in.
>>2296185She did chill in the quest thanks to Reno.>>2296187Me too anon me too. Maybe we can find the HIVE five bust then out of jail and recruit then for some space conquest? Jason and Dick are pretty alike so.
>>2296195>haremfaggingYou have to go back.
>>2296210It's like he wants blackfire to castrate reno
>>2296197>Reno is the most obvious family man to be seen on the streets>Actively fixing said streets upFucker is like a better Lex Luther already. And unlike Lex, doesn't need to make a sex bot to get love.
>>2296199The Luxembourgish are the Jews of the Benelux.
>Battery Tower.Can hear Dick screaming from across the planet with thise words.
>>2296197>Battery Towerplease tell me we're using our wealth for good (or at least mostly good while selling worthless space crap to earthlings)and maybe some illegal poker games, that sounds like something a biker gang would have. the kind you have to know a special password to get into and it's in the Chinese restaurant's basement
>>2296217Oh, so he wants to be able to relate to Reno better?
>>2296218Lex is a xenophobic too. I'm also pretty sure he will try to go to our little girl. Because DC villans love a underaged girl.
>>2296197>Battery TowerWell I hear Bruce screaming>>2296210>>2296217I'm not doing haremfaggotry, just take along Star and Barb before Robin/Nightwing/Dick has a chance to do what he does when it involves girls>>2296231Why deflect your problems onto me?>>2296233Remember that time Lex gave a cripple the ability to walk only for him to take it away?
>>2296233Dammit i missed a chanceWhile Luthor is a xenophobic Reno is a xenophiliac
>>2296197[Present Day, Earth 3]Your boots rest atop your cruiser's steering wheel, half asleep out of boredom with a lit cigarette hanging off your lips.It's 2AM in Jump City, and you've been waiting on the call for hours now. You've been through two whores now and time hasn't gone by any faster.Your tired eyes wander off to look at the passenger side, checking up on the severed heads you've collected moments ago.Both were prostitutes, and both were doing business on your beat. Bad luck.Their faces were now caked in makeup and blood, contorted from all the screaming and crying they did. They're just upset that you abused your power as an officer of the law to get a free ride out of both of them.It's their fault anyway, they were breaking the law on the playground Owlman bestowed upon you. Should've known better.“Chief Vegas? This is Jump City Gore Police Station.”Finally, the radio speaks,You sit up and immediately respond, grinning around your cigarette as smoke leaks through your teeth.“Vegas here. Tell me something good.” You demand, an excited and trembling hand already reaching for the ignition.“You got it, boss. Blackfire has been spotted being chased by Helfire over the highschool. We got the green light.”“FUCK YES!” You cheer, tossing the communicator away and kicking on the engine.“Strap yourselves in girls! We're gonna paint the town red!”A: Turn on the sirens, let them know you're coming.B: Keep them off. It'll be a surprise![One vote permitted]
>>2296293>A: Turn on the sirens, let them know you're coming.
>>2296293>B: Keep them off. It'll be a surprise!
>>2296293B: Keep them off. It'll be a surprise!
>>2296293>B: Keep them off. It'll be a surprise!Well that got dark fast
>>2296293>AUh i was thinking of that right now.
>>2296293Well lets see how this new asshole gets ripped open.
>>2296317Welcome to earth-3 a place filled with villans.
>>2296293Awww yeah Earth 3
>>2296218>nd unlike Lex, doesn't need to make a sex bot to get loveyeah he IS the sex bot
>>2296351>Top Jap Engineering Makes Blackfire a happy girlI wonder if they made a sex tape of the conception to embarrass their daughter with later.
So is alt reno the guy we're playing as now or someone else?
>>2296381Man I hope so>>2296387Probably
>>2296387I think this is someone else. Reno might not exist in this reality. And i don't know if he would be a villan in earth-3 or if he would be A hero.Make notice that the closest thing if a hero that earth-3 has is the joker.
>>2296293>playing as alt universe asshole renowell shit.A: Turn on the sirens, let them know you're coming.
>>2296420Alt reno better look exactly the same but with a copstache and shades
>>2296437>copstacheSeems like it might be more of a rapestache.
>>2296387>Reno>VegasI don't know, but I'm expecting Carson and Boulder soon.
>>2296446I don't get it.
>>2296456hes making jokes of peoples names being names of towns.
>>2296456Ever been to Nevada?
>>2296462Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter.
>>2296456>Reno, Nevada. A town primarily known for gambling>Las Vegas, Nevada. Also a town known for gamblingAnd I'm sure out there is Atlantic. The biggest scumbag of the Renos>>2296478Ave, true to Caesar
>>2296478>>2296481Goddamn it, you made me laugh, cunts.Figure Reno owns a few casinos like Flashpoint Batdad?
>>2296486I wouldn't see why not, gotta go with the theme sometimes
>>2296293https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCE3e1-jNHw>BYou speed out of the alley way and into the night, keeping your eyes on the sidewalks. It's been a while since you helped deal with the homeless population in the city, and you're gonna leave the siren off so you can make sure that you can cull a few before they notice what's really going on!Your engine howls like a banshee down the worthless streets of your hellhole, your headlights already spotting a few hobos resting on the sidewalks.“Hold on girls! Things are gonna get bumpy!” You warn the heads as they roll onto the floor.As you put your right wheels off to the side, the car immediately begins to shake and jostle as bones and bodies are crushed beneath your cruiser.You hear a few cries of pain and screams of terror, the bums of the night realizing that you're on patrol and scatter like the rats they are. It makes you sick to see your city look like this!You kick it into overdirve to catch up with some of the runners, with one of the dirty bastards flipping over your hood as two streaks of purple and red shoot across the sky.“Bingo!” You shout, hitting top gear and filling the desolate city with your engine's cry for blood!You race after the two streaks, rolling your window down and reaching for the PA system in your cruiser.“HEY! SPACE SLUT! YOU'RE FLYING IN A RESTRICTED AREA! DO NOT RESIST ME! HAHAHAHA!!!” You cackle up at her, hoping your PA was loud enough to reach her.You get confirmation that it was when a violet bolt of energy whizzes right over your vehicle, shattering one of the lights and putting a scorch mark on the trunk.“YOU JUST ASSAULTED AN OFFICER OF THE LAW YOU STUPID BITCH! THANKS!” You scoff, reaching an arm out the window as electrical power jolts up your arm.You take aim at the violet let in the sky, preparing to clench your fist.A: Shoot in front of her.B: Shoot at her directly.
>>2296503A: Shoot in front of her.
>>2296503>A: Shoot in front of her.
>>2296503>BWell since we're the alternate asshole Reno. Gotta play the part
>>2296503>B: Shoot at her directly.Unless shooting in front of her means leading her so we hit, in which case that.
>>2296503>B: Shoot at her directly.
Geez alter Reno looks more like Maijin then the actual Reno.
>>2296503A: Shoot in front of her.>>2296518I figure A is more like Galaga, where you lead your shot. Shooting directly at a flying target is really dumb if you want to hit it.
>>2296503>A: Shoot in front of her.so what exactly is U3 reno anyways?is he evil or just asshole?
>>2296550I'm getting a crooked cop vibe from him, so maybe he's by the book?
>>2296550We work for Owlman. Who is basicaly evil batman turned crime lord.
>>2296558We also cut the heads off two prostitutes
>>2296550We'll considering Earth 3 Reno works for Owlman we're evil. Also this >>2296565
>>2296565>>2296567No man that was their fault. They shouldn't do that kind of stuff in OUR turf.
>>2296407>MC is a do what he wants type fucker that couldn't give a shit about the rules, but ultimately with a heart of gold when it counts>E3 MC is an officer of the law that only abuses the rules of the world for his own amusement with a total disregard for others and a complete lack of empathy for other people, at least at a cursory glance.Huh, cool contrast.
>>2296584What'll blackfire be like?
>>2296593probably like starfire
>>2296584Actually, considering reno is a semi battle autist that will fight and won't think twice about fighting with the odds stacked against him, I wonder if vegas is actually a complete coward that will haul ass if things get too out of hand.
>>2296593Blackfire will most likely be just like Starfire.
>>2296593Probably like a more cool headed starfire, or just new 52 blackfire, that version of her was pretty chill, a caring leader, and had a good relationship with starfire.
>>2296503>AShit, almost forgot
>>2296593Maybe prim and proper?
>>2296503>AYou clench your fist, signaling the current building up in your arm to fire off into the sky!The arc shoots off towards Blackfire at mach speed, and as it crackles and exits through the sky you can see the bolt flash as it hits the target!The purple streak following her ceases, and she immediately plummets to the Earth.The red streak that was chasing her stops, waiting a moment before slowly hovering after her.You smirk to yourself as you start to cruise over to where she crashed, feeling smug about that shot you made.After a few moments of driving, you finally pull up to the alley you think she landed in, and your theory is proven correct when your headlights shine on a Tamaranean dressed in red.His boots, pants, gloves, and chest are all covered in a glittery scarlet fabric, leaving his abdomen exposed from the crop-top article covering his pecs.Resting above his androgynous body is beautifully chiseled face, a smoldering glare hiding behind a swoop of crimson hair.You step out of the car, resting your arms over the door frame as you give Helfire a confused look.“What's that look for? I got her, didn't I?” You ask.He looks off to the side and pouts, flipping a hand over a emerald orb hanging off his ear.“You killed her.” He grumpily answers.You stare at him slack jawed.“You're shittin' me.”He doesn't look at you, and soon you find your eyes wandering down the alley way.Sure enough, there lies Blackfire, a scorched hole torn right through her jugular. She's still dressed in her Teen Tyrants uniform as she lays there wide-eyed and motionless.“Awww... Great. Look, I'm so sorry that I-”“Flushed all the effort I went to convincing Red Raven to let me murder my sister and replace her on the team right down the toilet? Yeah, you should be. Asshole...” He grumbles, folding his arms.“I was going to break every bone in her body then burn her alive, and now I can't... Well, I can, but y'know.”“Well... I don't know what to say. I know you were really looking forward to tonight, hell, so was I... I can't believe I hit her neck, goddamn.” You ramble, approaching Helfire.“I don't know what else to do baby...” You admit, putting a hand on his cheek to try and make him feel better.“Well... I guess I could still rip her limb from limb and...” He starts, a sinister smile spreading across his lips.“We can still celebrate anyway, right? Just do one thing for me...” He begins, putting his arms around your neck as his voice becomes sultry.“Anything.” You respond quietly, your lips getting closer to his.“Tonight, you're tied up...” He answers, and with a devious chuckle Helfire presses his lips into yours.[Continued in the next post]
>>2296673what the fuck vegas
>>2296683Traps are a clear symbol of evil
>>2296673Uh so Starfire is hell fire and she is a he.>>2296683Would explain why he would rather kill the whores instead of having fun with then
>>2296673.......what the fuck
>>2296705It could be Wyldfire?
>>2296698>>2296693>>2296691>>2296683>androgynous bodyEvil Reno likes traps...oh god!
>>2296673Well, that just happened
>>2296673Evil bizarre world full of faggots, sounds legit.
>>2296705Yup. The whole hating women and such. I mean, this is Earth 3 after all.
Alright guys, to avoid the Darkest Timeline, we have to beat away any gay thoughts
>>2296749We're already in the best timeline. We have space barbarian wife. No time for gay shit.
What's all this about Earth-3 Reno hating women?Guy's clearly a deranged bisexual>>2296293>They're just upset that you abused your power as an officer of the law to get a free ride out of both of them.And he's been nothing but courteous to the whores' disembodied heads in the back of his car too
>>2296749Well this is darkest universe, and with it having already happened it can't happen for Reno primeAlso, I realized something. Vegas is the Midnighter from The Authority comics
So Vegas is a queer, is Atlantic a fat slob?
>>2296788Atlantic if Control Freak? I wonder if Control Freak from this reality is a fit guy.
>>2296749We'll need a support bro for that.How about Koriand'r and Komand'r's little brother Ryand'r?
>>2296788Wearing a tracksuit, having an orange spray tan, and greased up hair >>2296796What?
>>2296781Minus, you know, having the Electricity powers and suddenly violently murdering women and beheading them. Yea, he's totally Midnighter.
>>2296795Fat and a slob but not cowardly and nearly as powerful as Reno. That's what I'm guessing. Atlantic City isn't that nice. >>2296800Or this.
Are we even sure Vegas is a guy? If Hellfire is a dude vegas could be rule 63'd too.
>>2296800>>2296796Shit, forgot darkfire even existed. If he exsits in quest than he's probably in our army anyway.
>>2296816It's Wildfire, not Starfire.
>>2296816Hey I have no idea same as the rest, could be true could be not
>>2296673>Trap StarfireI didn't know i wanted this
>>2296673[Present day, Reno's Earth.]“LLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN!”With the announcer's voice emerging from the darkness, the underground coliseum roars with applause in anticipation of the show. You live for that sound.“WELCOME TO THE METABRAWL! ARE YOU READY FOR TONIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT?!”Their joyous cries give a clear answer.“THEN PLEASE WELCOME THE KING OF THE RING HIMSELF, RENOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANDERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSS!!!!”The lights illuminate the large octagon where you stand dressed in a pure white suit, your arms open and waiving to the crowd of wealthy gamblers.The audience looms high over the ring itself as you gaze up into the faces of the excited attendees, preparing to announce tonight's fights.“Thank you, thank you! Now, I don't want to talk you all to death so let's hurry up and introduce our fights for tonight!”They roar and clap with approval, making you grin.“First up, we have nuclear powerhouse Atomic Skull up against the machine Adonis, Atlas! Following that, we have a femme fatale match between the ice queen Killer Frost and the electrifying Live Wire! And, for our grand finale, The clashing of the beasts! King Shark versus Killer Croc!”The audience errupts, showing their excitement for the event.“Remember, there are no fatalities in this ring! If a death occurs it will result in disqualification and refunding of bets placed on fighters. Also, be sure to respect the fighters! Win or lose, congratulate them for doing their best in the ring! If you don't, next match will be a tango between you and yours truly!”The audience responds with a mix of laughter and whistling, causing you to wave them all off.“Now, now... Let's not wait any further... LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!”As you commence the event, the coliseum lights all kick on to reveal the entirety of the arena, and with a bow you make your way out of the ring.As soon as you step through the hall leading tho the arena's ground floor, you're met with Umi, who's cleaned himself up over the years. Gone are the over sized fur jacket and wild hair days, now the man wears a slate suit and slicked back hair. Although, he has adopted quite the beard.“Oi, boss.” He addresses you with a bow.“Umi.” You nod, smiling.A: “What's the pot like for all the fighters? I'm curious.”B: “Any trouble with the contenders? I know Shark and Waylon aren't going to stir anything up, but I don't know about the others.”C: “Are our clients here? I'd better go entertain them while we wait.”D: “Heard anything from my wife? How'd she sound?”E: “How are things with the staff? Everyone happy?”[Three votes permitted]
>>2296838>B: “Any trouble with the contenders? I know Shark and Waylon aren't going to stir anything up, but I don't know about the others.”>C: “Are our clients here? I'd better go entertain them while we wait.”>E: “How are things with the staff? Everyone happy?”
You guys think thay the Omega Men are causing trouble for blackfire? Did we manage to conquer the Vega system? Also what about the Citadel?
>>2296836You didn't, but you need Jesus. >>2296838>C: “Are our clients here? I'd better go entertain them while we wait.”>D: “Heard anything from my wife? How'd she sound?”I don't know how to feel about being metahuman Dana White.
>>2296838>B: “Any trouble with the contenders? I know Shark and Waylon aren't going to stir anything up, but I don't know about the others.”>C: “Are our clients here? I'd better go entertain them while we wait.”>D: “Heard anything from my wife? How'd she sound?”We are making Supervillians not be supervillians by giving them fun fights to make money with. We're the super powered WWE. Wow.
>>2296860CRIMINAL metahuman Dana White
>>2296862>We are the Vince McMahon to Lex's Donald Trump
>>2296838>C: “Are our clients here? I'd better go entertain them while we wait.”>D: “Heard anything from my wife? How'd she sound?”>E: “How are things with the staff? Everyone happy?”
>>2296860Man it's great! We get to satisfy our bloodlust without needing to go berserk. We are taking care of our daugther AND hirring troops to go kick some ass in the Vega System if anything happens with the wife.Life is good!
>>2296838>B: “Any trouble with the contenders? I know Shark and Waylon aren't going to stir anything up, but I don't know about the others.”>C: “Are our clients here? I'd better go entertain them while we wait.”>D: “Heard anything from my wife? How'd she sound?”>E: “How are things with the staff? Everyone happy?”Man Reno has made himself filthy rich getting baddies punching each other out earning money that way instead of stealin shit, our boy's probably the most effective person on curbing crime of anyone in DC.
>>2296908>[Three votes permitted]
>>2296918fine:B: “Any trouble with the contenders? I know Shark and Waylon aren't going to stir anything up, but I don't know about the others.”C: “Are our clients here? I'd better go entertain them while we wait.”D: “Heard anything from my wife? How'd she sound?”
>>2296848the question is also when the hell are the lanterns inevitably gonna try getting on our ass for our shit.
>>2296908Don't forget about the Alien diamons.Also, who wants to bet we will encounter Lex?
>>2296927I don't even remember what the laterns do in space. Are they like the space police?
>>2296908>instead of stealin shitnah I bet he charges an arm and a leg for beer and a hot dog at the fights
>>2296929the better question is how pissed will lex be when he meets us? on one hand we essentially kicked most retardation to the curb with our fight club, on the other were bangin a hot ass alien chick and thats probably got him pissed like nothing else.
>>2296936ok i said that stops them from stealing shit, not us.our guys are probably running most of the underground right now.
>>2296933The Blue, Green, and White ones are.
>>2296937I'd say near the Superman side of the scale.>>2296945How'd the rest be described?
>>2296937Don't forget he wanted to fuck/fuse with our sister unit. And currently we stillhave her core with us. So any chance in getting her back he will need to cut Reno Open.But then again the only people who should know about it are us and Blackfire.
>>2296954The Yellow Lanterns are just evil dicks, the Black Lanterns are zombies, and the Red Lanterns are ANGRY LANTERNS.
>>2296962What about the pink and the orange ones?
>>2296969The Orange Lantern(s) is/are greedy space kikes. Star Sapphires are space rapists.
>>2296969Those're some lewd dubs. But the Star Sapphires are love obsessed monks and the Orange Lanterns are just a hoarder with a want for everything
>>2296980This also works
>>2296838>C>D>E“Are our clients here? I'd better go entertain them while we wait.”“Err, yes but...” Umi reluctantly starts to answer.“They aren't exactly up to dress code. They stick out like a sore thumb in the cabaret room.”You furrow your brow.“Seriously? I told them to dress nicely.” You grumble, walking with Umi to meet with them.“Whatever. Heard anything from my wife? How'd she sound?”“Not really, we know she's arriving in ten minutes or so. I imagine she's either annoyed or anxious.” Umi answers honestly, nodding at a pair of Tamaranean security guards patrolling the hall, dressed in tactical gear to give a more “human” appearance.“She's annoyed. My wife is a proud creature, she probably assumes whatever this dinner is for to be beneath her.” You confirm, giving a small chuckle.“Well, she does have a mean empire.” Umi nods.“How are things with the staff? Everyone happy?” You ask as you step out onto the cabaret floor.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT0r_UnT6bUIn contrast to the coliseum, your cabaret room is more of a grand ballroom, filled with wealthy flair and class.Two floors of booth tables face a dance floor and a house band playing music for all the guest, of which are mostly older folks with too much money to burn.The attraction of the floor is for guests to spend the evening with exotic and attractive Tamaranean men and women alike. They can be seen in the arms of wealthy individuals sharing drinks, food, flirts, and even dances. It was genius, making money off conflict and companionship in the same floor. Umi's experience with hostess clubs really pulled through.“Eh, you know how it is. Some of our babes and hunks complain about guests, but you know, no one's hands are going where they shouldn't. Security's still tight as ever, but you put them on edge with this whole meeting thing.” He informs you, waving to one of the hostesses waiting by the floor's bar.“Understandable, especially when one of our clients looks like a guy out of a slasher flick.” You respond, staring off the two stand-out guests.The one you spoke of was a rather tall man dressed in what looked like “tactical umpire gear” and even came equipped a ballistic hockey mask. He stands with his arms folded next to a familiar face.Next to him is Cheshire, who despite being in her signature jade attire at least had the decency to not wear that mask of hers.“Hmph.” You mutter to yourself, showing a half smile.You start to make your way over to them both, quickly catching Cheshire's attention as once she recognizes you.“Well, well... You cleaned up nicely. I don't know what your deal is with secret underground facilities is, though.” Cheshire purrs, showing you a teasing smile.[Choices in next post!]
>>2297061A: “I wish I could say the same for you both. I requested that whoever they sent dressed nicely. You two are far from subtle.”B: “It's good to see you, Chesh!” [Give her a friendly hug.]C: “Nice to see you again... Tell me, who is the gentleman standing next to you?”D: “Who's Jason Vorheese over here? The guy looks stupid as hell!”E: “Yeah, yeah... Let's hurry this along, shall we? I have a tower to run.”F: [Write in][One vote permitted]
>>2297066>C: “Nice to see you again... Tell me, who is the gentleman standing next to you?”
>>2297066>B: “It's good to see you, Chesh!” [Give her a friendly hug.]>D: “Who's Jason Vorheese over here? The guy looks stupid as hell!”
>>2297066>"It's good to see you again Chesh. But I gotta ask, what's Jason doing out away from Crystal Lake?"
>>2297066>CAh but i wanted to make a remark about us getting more clever so we can finaly do business with her.
>>2297066B: “It's good to see you, Chesh!” [Give her a friendly hug.]C: “Nice to see you again... Tell me, who is the gentleman standing next to you?”
>>2297066>A: “I wish I could say the same for you both. I requested that whoever they sent dressed nicely. You two are far from subtle.”
>>2297066>B: “It's good to see you, Chesh!” [Give her a friendly hug.]Purely to mess with her a bit, plus it just feels so reno
>>2297066>F: [Write in]"Chesh, you son of a bitch!">Proceed to attempt the famous Predator scene only to be left hanging."... Right, anyway, when I said to dress nicely I didn't mean work clothes and Friday the 13th cosplay, seriously, think of my poor guests' hearts here."
>>2297127>plot twist: she immediately gets the reference and doesn't leave us hanging>friendship intensifies
>>2297139Now I'm just picturing Blackfire in an Alien Queen costume fighting Cheshire in a Predator outfit
>>2297139I'm also okay with this outcome, I'm just assuming she wouldn't be into Predator, but then again she might to take pointers from the hunter.
>>2297127I'm switching to this
>>2297127>>2297148>>2297151>>2297156>>2297163After taking a bathroom break and having some internal debate, I'll allow it!Roll D100!
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>2297174
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>2297174ded
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>2297174
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>2297174
>>2297174I... wasn't voting for it...
>>2297061>F“Chesh! You son of a bitch!” You hold out your arm and flex, waiting in anticipation to see if she goes for it.For the most part, you can tell the guy in the hockey mask's brow is furrowing in anger. Wonder what his deal is...Cheshire gives you a deadpan look for a moment before rolling her eyes.“Nevermind, you're still an idiot.” She says.You're about to feel totally embarrassed, but she throws you for a loop when she flashes a quick smile firmly grasps your hand in return, resulting in a powerful greeting!“You're lucky I've sat through Predator...” She remarks.“It's one of Blackfire's favorite movies!” You happily reply before ending the film reference between you both.“Right, anyway, when I said to dress nicely I didn't mean work clothes and Friday the 13th cosplay, seriously, think of my poor guests' hearts here." You inform them, folding your arms,“We don't give a damn about your guests. Your meeting won't be with us, we're just here to make sure that the place is secure.” The tall man in the mask gruffly responds, still glaring at you from earlier.“... Who are you?” You ask, holding your chin as you size him up.“In my line of work I have to know the names and faces of everyone who's been on the metahuman wanted list, but I have no idea who you are. Are you new to this whole thing?”Your question is somewhat genuine, but you take pleasure in how irritated he appears at the question.“Reno, this is Sports Master. He's been a partner of mine in the league for quite some time.” Cheshire informs you.You try.You honestly try.But you can't hold it back.“PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! Sportsmaster?! KAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!” You laugh, trying to hold your stomach to stop yourself, but it's a futile effort.“Oh my god! I thought he had some dumb name like Kill Slasher or The Exterminator, but fuckin' Sportsmaster?! AAAAAHAHAHAHA! Hooohhhh, shit! What does he do, rob banks with fuckin' FOOTBALLS?! HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!”You're practically in tears over the tactical assassin trying his hardest to look intimidating while having such a ridiculous name...However, Sportsmaster himself is far from amused. With a growl, he attempts to reach for something on his belt, but he's soon met with every Tamaranean host and hostess rising from their seats and aiming their fiery hands at him!The room falls silent as the once bubbly and chatty workers the guests are used to just became super powered warriors staring Sportsmaster down.You just try to look as smug as possible.“Looks like you made a foul, Sportsmaster... PFFFHAHAHA-”[TO BE CONTINUED]
That's it for this week! Thank you all for waiting patiently for the quest to return! I hope you all enjoyed the way things were going!As always, I'll be around for questions and bullying!>>2297194Whoops! My bad, anon!
>>2297281Thanks for running. So is Vegas' fuccboi Starfire or Wildfire?
>>2297286Both, but mostly Starfire.
>>2297281This was pretty good, but I gotta ask. LEX WHEN
>>2297281It figures, you just couldn't help yourself from making a mistake, MP...Of course, that's not even counting the others you made in this threadDoes Starfire know about Rena?
>>2297276ho shit, my sidesgood going mach, see you next week.
>>2297289Soon, actually!>>2297291Yes! I mentioned Aunt Kori earlier!
>>2297281Domo arigato for the running.Also>mfw getting my write-in in for the second time.Granted the Japanese takeout one got postponed until way later but hey, you take what you get.
>>2297304So what's Buttery's POWER LEVEL now?
>>2297281No mach, no bads were hadThis was glorious you beautiful son of a bitch. Thanks for running, I loved how much faster this session was then the last few were, a lot more was done and there were great moments to it. Any cool new powers or tricks Reno has picked up in the last few yearsWhat does Tamaran think of their human king in general? What does starfire think of it? We kept in touch with any of the batfamily at all? Does Wild/Darkfire exist and what does he do if yes? Did we enslave and conquer those two earlier planets from the flashback or just genocide them? Sorry for all the questions, just really into all this stuff that went on.
>>2297291>“... If you come with us and take that stupid hardhat off, I'll make sure Aunt Kori buys you some ice-cream too.” She says, rolling her eyes. She's still not happy about you telling Starfire about the kid, let alone inviting her to come meet her niece.>She's still not happy about you telling Starfire about the kid, let alone inviting her to come meet her niece.READ NIGGER!
>>2297304Did Reno and Kom ever get those tattoos we discussed?>>2297315Eh
>>2297309He has a BIG NUMBER!>>2297310Thank you, although I attribute most of the progress to time skips and whatnot!>Any cool new powers or tricks Reno has picked up in the last few years?Yes, but those will be revealed once you start fighting again!>What does Tamaran think of their human king in general?At first he was questionable, but they warmed up to him after he helped make Blackfire's speech a reality! He even has his own personal squad that adore him, but they'll be introduced later if anons vote accordingly.> What does starfire think of it?"Blackfire this is awful, you turned our peaceful planet into one filled with Barbarians! You even hurt our uncle Galfore! How could you do something so... OH MY GOSH! WHAT A CUTE BABY! AHHH!"Her English has gotten better by this point as well I think!>We kept in touch with any of the batfamily at all?You'll find out!>Does Wild/Darkfire exist and what does he do if yes?You'll find out!>Did we enslave and conquer those two earlier planets from the flashback or just genocide them?Gordania lost a legitimate war, Drenthaxians got wiped out.
>>2297319Yes! Their tattoos will be revealed soon!
>>2297346>He even has his own personal squad that adore himAre they weeaboos?>Her English has gotten better by this point as well I thinkAwww
>>2297370>hoverbike riding, energy katana wielding tamaranean yakusa type elite guard that ride with reno and the oniThat'd be cool.
>>2297370>Are they weaboos?I'll post a spoiler image that summarizes them. It'll be up to you if want to peak at them early!
>>2297381>Our own Ginyu force made up of Tamaraneans.Fucking yes.Will there be weeb posing? There most be posing.Does this mean we Frieza now? We are conquering planets and all...
>>2297431[Spoiler] Of course! Reno taught them himself. I'd say Blackfire is the Frieza of the relationship, while Reno's attitude towards fighting is more like Perfect Cell.[/spoiler]
>>2297436That's just perfect.Nice spoiler mistake too.
>>2297276sportsmaster on suicide watch
>>2297381WE NEED TO POSE WITH THEM
>>2297454>When the cyborg Space Kings of an alien race makes his elite bodyguard unit practice posing
>>2297281Reno better let him get a free shot, dude deserves it.
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