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>Oh shit nigga' what's this?
Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.
>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?
You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.
>How do this work?
I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.
>How do you do such cool things OP?
It's all thanks to you guys.
>Why'd you change your name?
Because everyone was calling me Moonrunes anyways.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest
Stats: https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wt
Discord: https://discord.gg/Z4zuRTb
>Remember to vote on the threads. Everything looks better in purple. Or gold. Whatever.
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>>2272187

I claim the first post in the name of saying fuck Danzo
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>>2272187
I'm loving your Colonial Marines quest, but i'm glad you're not abandoning this one.

Also fuck Danzo.
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>You are Sinchu
>Yeah boi!

"Well, it was good talkin' with ya' Kenshiro." You say, waving at the highly muscular dude as he walks off in the direction you all just came from. Your mind settles on what he had told you before, on how to kill a god and the sacrifices it required.

Of course before you had a chance to actually dwell on that, you feel a sharp kick to your ass. "C'mon, get your head out of the clouds and move it." Jiraiya tells you.

"Yeah." You say, not really arguing as you pick up your shit and head off with him, Naruto, and Karin. "How much longer till we get to this place Lady Tsunade's at?"

"Probably another hour or so." The Toad Sage replies, writing some stuff down in his book. Oh man, if you're actually watching the next installment of Icha Icha being written right in front of you, you don't know if you can contain yourself.

"Hey pervert sage!" Naruto shouts. "When ya' gonna' teach me and Karin some cool jutsu's like you promised?"

"Yeah, you dragged us all the way out here, the least you can do is actually teach us something. Besides," Karin points at you. "Even Sinchu taught us some cool stuff when he was teaching us!"

You smirk. You are pretty cool for a teacher. Jiraiya frowns a bit, closing his book before slowing down until he's walking right beside the two kids. "Alright, you two wanna' learn a cool jutsu, I've got just the one."

While Jiraiya explains the jutsu to the kids, you once again find yourself thinking back to Kenshiro's words. "If you wish to kill this god, you must be willing to make a great sacrifice. What is the most important thing to you Sinchu? What do you care about the most? THAT is what you must give up in order to defeat a god, for they are beings made up of faith and emotions, and if you wish to have a chance of defeating one, you must give up something that holds great emotional value to you." You've been going over that a lot, and the implications of it all.

Question is, what is the thing you care about the most?
>A. Your Clan
>B. Your Village
>C. Naruto
>D. Nerscy
>E. Your scooter
>F. Write-in
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>>2272203

>B. Your Village
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>>2272203
>>C. Naruto
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>>2272203
>B. Your Village
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>>2272203
>A. Your Clan
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>>2272203
>>A. Your Clan
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>>2272206
>>2272216
>>2272220

Wouldn't C fit into all these too?
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>>2272203
>A. Your Clan
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>>2272222
...No? Naruto isn't part of the Clan.

Also A wins. Writing.
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>>2272226

I meant B
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>>2272226
Really? I think no one really knows the answer to this, the things we do the most with Sinchu is kill people, teach others how to kill people and hit on girls.
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>>2272236

Don't forget going full retard
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>>2272233
>>2272222
Not always what is good for the village is good to the clan. For the Tetsu clan it would be better if there were more wars. So they could get the power up they get during war periods.

No wonder not!armstrong was the clan elder before Susumu.
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>>2272236
>hit on girls.

While killing people.
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>>2272249

They could even be the people we're killing
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>>2272255
I can easily see Sinchu flirting with a cute girl after figthing her.
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Well shit it's obviously your Clan right? Hiki, Taka, Suzu, even old man Susumu, and the rest of them. They're the ones you got an actual deep emotional tie to. Still, you take a small peak over your shoulder at Naruto as he's being taught something by Jiraiya. It's not like the little dude doesn't mean a lot to you either, but your actual family means a lot. Ugh, all this emotional thinking hurts. You look up though, and are surprised to see that you're all already at the entrance to this new town. Jesus how long did you think on that?

"Alright," Jiraiya says, getting yours and the kids attention. "I'm gonna' go see my contact about where Tsunade might be hiding, and I want you three to stick together while I do."

"Heheh, oh boy!" Naruto grins, pulling out that frog coin purse of his. The thing's practically bursting at the seems. "I can't wait to check out all the cool stuff they got here!"

"HOLD IT!" Jiraiya shouts, snatching the frog from the poor boys hands. Jiraiys pulls out a couple bills, handing them to Naruto, before stuffing the frog into one of his pockets. "A kid like you will just spend all his money on the first thing he sees, I'm keeping this for you so you don't spend it all."

"Aw what!?" Naruto grumbles, frowning a lot.

Karin just adjusts her glasses and stares at Jiraiya. "You're just gonna' spend his money on whores aren't you?"

"H-hey what's that?!" Jiraiya shouts, pointing behind you all. You turn to look, seeing nothing, but by the time you turn back the Toad Sage is gone.

"Figured that'd happen." You say, scratching the back of your neck. You turn to wards Naruto and Karin. "Alright so...what do you guys wanna' do?"

"Something fun!" Naruto shouts.

"Something dangerous." Karin grins.

Hmmm.

>A. Gambling?
>B. "Let's go check out what kind of ramen they got here."
>C. "I guess we can go check out the weapon stalls."
>D. How about we work on that jutsu Jiraiya was teaching you guys?"
>E. Write-in
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>>2272267

>D. How about we work on that jutsu Jiraiya was teaching you guys?"

RASENGAN BOYOS
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>>2272267
>>D. How about we work on that jutsu Jiraiya was teaching you guys?"
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>>2272267
>>D. How about we work on that jutsu Jiraiya was teaching you guys?"
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>>2272267
>D
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Rasengan it is.

Let's do this. Writing.
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Gambling is the thing you wanna' do the most right now, swipe some money from some poor suckers who don't know who they're fucking with, but then again you get the feeling JIraiya wouldn't like that. Not to mention it's a pain to sneak in two thirteen year old kids into a gambling den. Hmm...wait, wasn't Jiraiya teaching them a new Jutsu? "Hey, I got a great idea."

"Yeah?" Karin and Naruto say, leaning forward in anticipation.

"That new Jutsu Jiraiya was teaching you, why don't we go work on that for a bit?" You can see Karin deflate a little, obviously she wanted to go do something else, but Naruto seems upbeat about the idea. "Alright so, what was the name of the Jutsu he was teaching you kids anyways?"

"Rasengan!" Naruto shouts.

You gulp. "R-rasengan?" You stutter, earning a confused nod from Karin. Oh boy. "Uh...let's go somewhere a little more...open then."

"Why?" Karin asks.

"We're gonna' need the room." You say. Jeez, what's Jiraiya thinking teaching them the fucking Rasengan. Well, you sort of get why he's teaching it to Naruto, he is the Fourth's son after all, but still this shit is dangerous. The three of you make it to a little area away from the bustling of the town finally, ready to practice. "Alright so...what's he told you to do so far?"

"He-"

"He said we need to work on rotating our chakra in our hand." Karin cuts Naruto off, smirking a bit.

Right, that makes sense. "Okay uh...one sec." You reach into your backpack, searching for something that they can use. A balloon would work, just fill it with water and they'd get a good sense of how their chakra control is working. But you don't got any balloons, all you got are...."Okay," You say, turning around and holding up two unopened condom wrappers. "Quick question, do either of you know what these are?"

Naruto and Karin blink, tilting their heads slightly before shaking them. "Nah, what are they?" Naruto asks.

"...they're special training rubbers." You lie, opening them up before filling the condoms with water from your canteen. You hand them over to the kids, who just stare at them.

"Why are they...slimy?" Karin asks, bouncing the water filled condom in her hand.

"It's uh...help you not get callouses." They both nod at that. "Okay so, just focus on trying to like, rotate the chakra in your palm, the water in the....training rubber should help you visualize that."

"Can you show us?" Naruto asks.

"Sure." You say, opening up another condom. Goddamn you hope you don't meet any hot babes while you're over here.

>roll me some 1d100's
>DC 65
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>2272317

Pop those balloons and prove that kids aren't garbage
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2272324
Well alright then
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>>2272324

And so children become worse than garbage, I'm sure some shit stole my good dice
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>>2272324
Look at this man and laugh!
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>2272317
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>>2272329

Laugh while you can shitter, but I'll roll a 100 on slapping Kakuzu's shit just you wait
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2272317
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>2272317
Maybe we can still save this...
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Alright so, good news guys. You passed...but you also got a 1.

Who's ready for Sinchu to burst that condom?!
Writing.
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>>2272329
HA HA HA
What am I laughing st
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>>2272337
>>2272324
>Sinchu Succeeds, but he breaks the other condom balloon
>Kar and Nart go into town to buy more
>Toad Man Jenkins catches two underage cousins trying to buy a shitload of condoms
>Hilarity ensues
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>>2272329
Fuck that moon why are we rollibg Sinchu is a mother fucking jounin.
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>>2272348
Because it's the motherfucking Rasengan.
>>2272346
>>Kar and Nart go into town to buy more
Fuck it, this is better than what I had in mind.
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>>2272348
Cause the Rasengan is a magical orb of chakra control bullshit and Sinchu is a goober who's just really good at killing.
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>>2272348

He wants revenge for all my 99s, and some fuck stole my good dice. Plus this is the Rasengan after all
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>>2272352
Fuck that rasengan is shiiit! It's not even a completed jutsu.
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>>2272359

But that's the charm of it, you can make your own donut steel Rasengan
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"Right, watch and learn." You start up the rotation of chakra, the water filled condom swirling a bit in your palm before it stabilizes into a perfectly rotating sphere. Well shit, you were sure that was gonna' fuck up something fierce. "Alright there, ya' see? It's easy as-" The condom breaks, splattering your face with the liquid inside and also hitting the two minors in front of you. Because of this they end up dropping their condoms as well, splattering them on the ground. "...pie."

"I thought you were supposed be a super cool shinobi Sinchu." Karin says, wiping the water off of her glasses. "What's the deal."

"Hey, don't blame it all on Sinchu! This just must be a really hard Jutsu to learn," Naruto says, sticking up for you. Good kid. "Right Sinchu?"

"Right you are Naruto. Which means we're gonna' need a whole bunch of water balloons if we're gonna' practice this correctly." You reach into your wallet, pulling out some money and handing it to the kids. "Here, go pick up some water balloons for us to use. And like, get yourself some snacks or beer or whatever."

"Beer?" Karin asks, confused.

"Yeah you're right, it's not even noon yet, better just get some juice." You watch as the two of them walk off, arguing with each other about whatever it is kids argue about. Hmm, maybe sending them off on their own isn't the best idea though. You whip our your summoning scroll, and a second later Nerscy is in front of you. "Hey Nerscy."

"Sinchuuuuu!" Your giant spider summon grabs you, wrapping her hairy arms around you in a big ol' hug, as all of her eyes stare at you. "Did you summon me so we could play?"

"Nah, I need you to watch over Karin and Naruto for a bit while they do some shopping." You watch as her face deflates a bit. "And then when they get back we can play for a bit."

"Oh boy! Okay Sinchu, you can count on me!" You watch as Nerscy reaches into the big ol' backpack she keeps on her, pulling out a spider-sized ninja suit. "Sneaky Nerscy is on the case!" Your spider summon goes off, following after Karin and Naruto while keeping to the shadows. Or bushes.

"Time for some sleep." You yawn, getting underneath the shade of a tree. This is nice.

TWOK

You wake up with a jolt, pain coming from your head, as you see Jiraiya standing in front of you, arms crossed. "Where are the kids Sinchu?"

"Fuck man, they're off getting more water balloons for that Rasengan training." Jiraiya starts to say something, but you cut him off. "And before you get pissy, no I didn't send them off alone, I got Nerscy following them."

"The giant spider?" Jiraiya asks, and you nod. "Hmm...I suppose that's fine. So how's the trai-" He stops, frowning a bit as he leans down and picks something up off the floor...one of the burst condoms. "Sinchu...what the fuck is this?"

"Uh-"

"Hey Sinchu, we're back." You both turn to see Naruto and Karin, riding on top Nerscy with huge grins on their faces. "We got the balloons!"
>cont.
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>>2272378
"We also got a whole bunch of those training rubbers you showed us how to use earlier." Karin says, holding up two strips of magnum sized condoms.

"HE DID WHAT?!" Jiraiya shouts, turning on your with fire in his eyes.

"Yeah, Sinchu used them, but he caused one of them to burst, and it got all over us, and then after the other two burst he told us to go into town and get more." Naruto explains, hopping down off Nerscy."

Well...Jiraiya looks like he's going to kill you.

>A. "We didn't have any water balloons"
>B. "I mean, come on, it's pretty funny right?"
>C. "I have no excuses."
>D. Write-in
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>>2272384
>C. I have no excuses
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>>2272384
>A
>D Sorry
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>>2272384
>A. "We didn't have any water balloons"
"Well I ain't the shopkeeper who sold two underage kids a bunch of condoms! He's the real villain!"
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>>2272388

This
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>>2272384
>>A. "We didn't have any water balloons"
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>>2272388
This
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>>2272384
>I trained them so i have no regrets.
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>>2272388
This wins.
Let's see how much Jiraiya believes you. 1d100, DC 50.
Also sorry about the lack of response, I'm air frying a pizza.
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>>2272389
We shouldn't have used the condoms first of all if Sinchu wdid this bullshit with Hiki or Taka. Suzu would have broken all of his bones.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2272404
nat 1
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2272404

Don't fuck me now dice
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2272404
Nat 1 please
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2272404
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>>2272410
You saved us!
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Right on. After the next post I'm takin' a thirty to eat, then we'll get back into it as Taka.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>2272404
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>>2272433
He's still alive then? Kin should go and train with Hiki. See if she manages to make him get his skin as hard as her wood.
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>>2272433
Hope your grandma doesn't eat it all.
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"We didn't have any water balloons." You say, gulping as Jiraiya grinds his teeth. "Sorry."

You watch as the Toad Sage takes a deep breath, then lets out a sigh. "Yeah yeah. Alright." He turns around, walking over to Karin and snatching up the condoms in her hands, stashing them away in his own pockets. "Right, well it looks like you kids at least got plenty of water balloons to practice with, so that's good."

"Hey, how come we can't use the training rubbers though?" Naruto asks.

"...because that'll be the easy way of doing this." Jiraiya says, coming up with a decent enough lie. "And you're not gonna' half ass things on my watch."

"Eh, that's fine, those things felt gross anyways." Karin adds.

You sit up, watching as Jiraiya shows the kids the Rasengan again. At the same time Nerscy walks over, settling down beside you so that you can scratch and rub her head. "Hey Sinchu?" She asks, meekly.

"Yeah Nerscy?"

"Do you ever worry about what will happen to them?" And by them, she's obviously meaning Naruto and Karin.

"All the time Nerscy, all the time."

>Break time.
>Boom.
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>>2272457
>Boom.
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> I'm takin' a thirty to eat
>There has been thirty minutes already

Well he dead.
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Alright we back, time for Taka.
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>You are Takahiro
>You're a good boy.

"Ow." You whine slightly as Hanabi slaps another bandage onto your face, which is sore from all the training you've been doing with Mutaito. Still, even if it does hurt, at least you're making progress. "Ow." You says again as another bandage is put on.

"I'm sorry Taka, but you got a lot of cuts and bruises." Hanabi apologizes as she puts the bandages away. The two of you are sitting in the park, just enjoying the day after all of the training you did with Mutaito. It's relaxing. "So, how's your training going? Have you learned anything cool yet?"

"Well, I learned I can take being slammed into a tree without dying." You say, causing the young girl to gasp in horror. "And that mister Mutaito is very, very strict in his training." You remember when he brought out the weighted training clothes, and then dumped you in the pond. "Still, it's helped me become stronger, so I'll tough it out!"

Hanabi grins at you, then blushes as he begins poking her two index fingers together. "Um, Taka. I was wondering-"

"Helo Taka." Hanabi falls out of her seat as Sai appears behind the two of you, causing the girl to hyperventilate. "And hello miss Hanabi. It's good to see you two again."

"Oh, hi Sai." You say. "What brings you around?"

"Hmm, I was hoping we could do more stuff that friends normally do." Sai answers taking a seat right between you and Hanabi. "That would be fun right?"

Hanabi frowns a bit. "I didn't even know you two were friends."

"Oh of course we are, don't you remember that day we transferred Kin's soul?" You say.

"Would you like to be friends?" Sai asks you, as the rest of you stand around the recently fixed Kin.

"Sure." You say, grinning at the possibility of making new friends. "I'm Taka."

"And I'm Sai. Good now we're friends. Mission accomplished." And then Sai shunshin's off.

"What the fuck was that?!" Kiba asks, confused.


"And now we're friends." You explain to Hanabi. She just frowns some more.

"So, Taka," Sai says, grinning at you. "Would you like to do some friend stuff?"

"Sure!" You shout. Hmm, but what to do?

>Well? What do?
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>>2272536
>Sai Cockblocking Hanabi like that
Oooh, that ain't good for him

>Take a walk-about the village, maybe get some food. Bring Hanabi too, can't just ditch her.
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>>2272536
Getting food always seems to be the most popular option. Always.

I thought you'd be shelving this to run Marines, let's see which kills your quests faster.
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>>2272547
Marines will be a once a month or twice a month thing. KCQ is my main priority.
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>>2272536
Go to the bakery.
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>>2272536
"Let's check out that new Colonial Marines movie, then eat at that new bbq place afterward."
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>>2272536

Time to go and eat, maybe train
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>>2272536
Grab him and go check a movie. Then end it up by brigging him to the bakery.
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>>2272550
>once a month or twice a month thing
That's one way to get around burning yourself out and killing both your quests.

Oh shit I think my stove is on fire.
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>>2272536
Kek, just what I imagined.
Since we just finished physical training lets try get new techniques on the library.
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Movie it is.
Let's see who else is going.
1d5, taking fifth roll.
>1. Shino and Ino
>2. Kori and Sasu
>3. Shikamaru and Choji
>4. Kurenai and Asuma
>5. Aunti Anju and a gaggle of bitches.
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Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2272566
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Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>2272566
Turns out it was just steam.
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Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>2272566
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Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2272566
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Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2272566
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Shikamaru and Choji it is. Shame, I wanted more Shiino time, but whatever.
Writing.
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>>2272580
Oh great Taka's true rival in ninja go and Choji too.
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>>2272587

>Taka
>Having any rivals in ninja go

Good joke
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>>2272591
Oh wait you are right Shikamaru is way to lazy to play Ninja Go.So at least his rival in normal Go.
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>>2272584
Oh yeah Moon? Well I don't particularly like Shino. In your quest, in general I do.
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"Oh, I know!" You hop up excitedly. "Let's all go to the movies!" You spin around in place, facing Hanabi and Sai again. "They've got that new Colonial Marines movie playing, and I heard it's really good!"

Sai smiles, tilting his head slightly. "Okay."

Hanabi grins, standing up as well. "Okay Taka," She moves over to you, grabbing your hand and smirking up at Sai. "Let's go."

"Yes, let's go as friends." Sai says, walking over and taking your other hand.

Oh man, you're so lucky to have so many friends. The three of you head over to the movies, skipping the whole way there. Plenty of people stop and stare, no doubt surprised to such friendship on display. By the time you all make it there, you've still got ten minutes till the start of the movie, plenty of time to get popcorn and drinks! "Three tickets for Colonial Marines 3: Game Over Again!" You say, smiling up at the ticket taker.

"You kids know this movie contain gore, sexual situations, and cursing right?" He asks.

"Oh no!" You say. "Don't worry, we'll cover our ears if they say any bad words."

"...alright." He gives you the tickets, and the three of you head on inside the theater. Surprisingly, you also see Choji and Shikamaru here as well.

"Hey guys!" You say, skipping your way over to them. Choji has his hands full with at least two things of popcorn and lord knows how many candy bars. "You here to see Colonial Marines too?"

"Yeah," Shikamaru says, yawning. He looks down at your hands, which both Sai and Hanabi have a hold of. He just shrugs. "Figured I could catch a nap while it's on."

"And I'm not missin' out on the latest sequel either!" Choji says excitedly. "I heard they used four thousand gallons of blood in this movie alone!"

"I am Sai, Taka's friend." Sai says, smiling at them. "It's a pleasure to meet the two of you. Tell me, do you know anything interesting about Taka?"

"Uh, he's smart?" Choji says. "And uh, he's really good at Go."

"Yes, yes he is." Hanabi says, shaking slightly. Ohohoho.

"Hey, how come I've never seen you at the academy before?" Shikamaru asks.

"I don't go to the academy. I'm trained by much more competent people." Sai replies.

Choji frowns. "Hey, you're not callin' Iruka incompetent are ya'?"

"Hmm? Maybe, uh," Sai thinks for a moment. "Big guy."

>Oh dear.
>What do?
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>>2272619
For you
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>>2272619
>What do?
Start Baneposting, movies are a thing in the Naruto world, Taka must have seen plenty.
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>>2272619

Banepost or nothing
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>>2272619
Karate Chop on Sai's head(but don't use your tekkotsu like Susumu does with Sinchu) Tell him it's unpolite to talk like that about adults.
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>>2272619
"Sai, you just became the CIA guy to his Bane. You might want to sit a bit away from him for awhile."
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"For you." You say, causing Choji's rising anger to suddenly disappear as he and everyone else look at you in confusion. You shrug. "What, Sai's not that big."

Shikamaru just shakes his head. "Whatever, come on Choji let's go get our seats."

"So Sai," You say, smiling at your new friend. "What kind of candy do you like?"

Sai smiles, but then shrugs. "I don't know, I've never had sweets before."

A large gasp fills the room as you and Hanabi look at Sai in horror. "N-never had sweets?" Hanabi asks, horrified.

"Well we gotta' fix that right away." You turn to wards the clerk at the food counter, who's busy texting on his phone. "Excuse me, could we get some candy please."

"We're all out of candy, the fat kid took, the last of it."

"...do you happen to just have any plain old sugar then?" You ask, frowning a bit. You sigh, turning back to Sai. "I'm sorry Sai, it looks like I can't get you any candy."

Sai just shrugs, but you can tell that he's hurting deep, deep inside.

The rest of the movie trip goes without a hit, all of you watching a group of new Marines get torn apart by aliens, blood and guts everywhere. After the movie you all feel really rejuvenated. "So Taka,' Sai says to you. "I had fun today, goodbye." And with that Sai just walks off.

"That guy's weird." Hanabi says.

"Hanabi that's not nice. Besides I think he's fun to be around, he reminds me of Hiki."

"...I can see that."

>END
>Sorry guys, not feeling well so ending it here.
>Hope you had fun
>Any questions?
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>>2272644
Thanks for running
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>>2272644

So who'll be playing next time?
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>>2272644
>Sorry guys, not feeling well so ending it here.
Well, RIP Moon, we'll see you in the Summer maybe.
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>>2272651
Hiki. We won't be back to Susumu for a while due to story reasons.
>>2272653
I'll be back tomorrow dammit.
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>>2272657
You might be back tomorrow, but it will be getting shorter and shorter until you're just dropping in to assure us that you're still alive and coming backā„¢ when it's clear that you're pretty close to dying.
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>>2272657
>playing Hiki

Oh so more of sand pussy.
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>>2272644
>>Sorry guys, not feeling well so ending it here.

Christ Moon, how much pizza did you eat?
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>>2272705
At least he isn't pooping blood.
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>>2272708
For the love of god Moon, never ever air fry the food that makes you poop blood. I'd rather you run for longer than half an hour a week. And also not die.
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>>2272717
>Half an hour a week
>Quest was four hours long today.
Not only that, but like ten minutes after every vote is settled, I usually post the next update. So I'm giving you guys a pretty good amount of content every session.
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>>2272937
I was exaggerating dude, but I guess text isn't a good way to convey that. I just hope you don't burn out and not bleed from your anus more than normal.
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>>2272187
KYS
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>>2272937
>four hours
That's pretty much half an hour in quest time.
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Don't know if we'll be havin' a session tonight, I'm grillin' steaks for like five people. Goddamn I love cooking. Keep an eye on this thread though, might actually play.
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>>2274304
Okay. Also is the steak bear stake?
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>>2274394
bear stake is pretty gamey though
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Holy shit that steak was good. Fuckin' recommend getting an air fryer just for that shit.

Yeah we'll be havin' a thread tonight unless I start shitting blood again. PEACE!
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>>2272317
>but then again you get the feeling JIraiya wouldn't like that.
Why do we care what he'd like when he stole money from a 13 year old to blow on whores?
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>>2275285
>air fryer
>Frying your steak in an air fryer
There are many things wrong with this post, but I'll just address these two.

1. Frying an animal in the fat of another animal is the best thing about deep frying, especially when said second animal isn't one you can get your hands on too often.

2. Why in God's name are you frying your steak like that?

Granted, the best animal for frying with in my experience can't be consumed in the EU.
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>>2275400
Also, I'm fairly sure that we got told about Tsunade's love of Gambling and Booze, naturally making the best choice of finding Tsunade/information about Tsunade the gambling hall.

I mean, I know Moon's having us play elaborate babysitter, but we are a jounin.
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>>2275404
>Granted, the best animal for frying with in my experience can't be consumed in the EU.
I'm intrigued.
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>>2275400

>Why do we care what he'd like when he stole money from a 13 year old to blow on whores?

He's our hero

>>2275404

>Granted, the best animal for frying with in my experience can't be consumed in the EU.

Go on
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>>2275945
>>2276397
Well, it's cute and you have to bash its brains in.
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>>2276423
A child?
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>>2276423
Is it seal?
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>>2276485
It is a seal.
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>>2276423

A seal?

>>2276464

>Children
>Cute
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>>2276500

How do they taste?
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>>2276505
The meat itself isn't very fatty, it's kind of like duck or veal, but gamier. You're not really supposed to eat it on its own.

The oil is pretty smooth and doesn't leave too much of a taste, it's kind of like fish oil, but better for frying.
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>>2276501
Fair enough.
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Who's ready for some iron in their diet? Thread starts in thirty.
Or sooner if I feel like it.

>>2275404
Air fryers don't use oil they use, get this, AIR.
And it wasn't like actual frying either, it was like....well controlled circulating heat.

Look man I got perfect medium on a rib eye, don't knock it till you try it.
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>>2276644
>Who's ready for some iron in their diet?

Hanabi, Sakura and Karin.
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>>2276658
Stop that.
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>>2276658

>Every lady in the world

FTFY
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>>2276664
Hey you started it. Shouldn't ask questions to the anwser you don't want to hear.

>>2276665
I forgot to add Temari. I guess we will finally do some sweet eugenics.
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>>2276670

You're doing good with me boyo
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>>2276644
>I got perfect medium on a rib eye
I doubt that.

>Air fryers don't use oil they use, get this, AIR.
No shit, but it's inferior to oil.
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https://youtu.be/cYpz3abAk98
>You're Sinchu Tetsu
>Are you ready?

Your back is fucking sore. Of course that tends to happen when you sleep on the ground after a certain cool little dude and dudette force you to spend all night with them training on how to use a certain whirling chakra ball technique. Still, it's not like you could've told Karin and Naruto no, then they would've been sad, and then you'd have had to buy them ramen.

Which...is what you're doing right now. "Where did my life go wrong?" You wonder out loud, slurping up some half-decent ramen noodles. They're no Ichiraku, but they ain't half bad either.

"Was it when you were born?" Karin asks, gulping down her own bowl. The girl has been quick to pick up the fine delicacy that is ramen. Though her odd choice of pickled cucumbers is...strange to you. But to each their own.

"Oh oh, maybe it was when Shino's cousin dumped ya' at the club?" Naruto tries to add.

You glare at the two of them, vowing to remember this the next time they're trying to get laid...oh god you just thought of Naruto trying to get some pus-

"Found out where Tsunade is." Jiraiya says, interrupting your thoughts as he comes into the ramen stand. "Not surprising at all, she's at the local gambling den."

"How'd you find that out?" You ask, finishing up your ramen and standing up. "Was it because she's one of the Sanin? Bet it's big deal for one of you guys to show up anywhere really."

Jiraiya shakes his head. "Nah, it's because she's lost over twenty-thousand ryo already." You widen your eyes, mouth nearly hitting the floor. Jiraiya smirks at your reaction. "Yeah, and that's nothing, she's only bee gambling for about thirty minutes apparently."

"That's...that's insane!" You shout, trying to wrap your head around what you were just told.

"Wow," Naruto says, looking up at you as he wipes his mouth. "That actually is a lot of money huh Sinchu?"

"It's not that!" You growl. "It's that I've lost like twice that in half the time before!" You turn to face Jiraiya. "I thought you guys were supposed to be the best of the best!? How the hell can I be better at loosing than Tsunade?!"

"...ask her yourself, c'mon." Jiraiya says, leaving the ramen stand with the three of you following. "Now, more than likely she's either already spent all of her money and the people running the den are pissed, or she had some stupidly insane luck and won it all back."

"Why would that last part be bad?" Karin asks.

"Because," Jiraiya continues. "Tsunade only wins when something bad happens. So that'll tip her off that we're coming for her, and she'll run." He stops, turning to wards you. "And I need you to stop her if she does."

>A. "Me? Stop Tsunade?"
>B. Lewd images. "O-okay."
>C. "You know I HAVE heard stories about Tsunade, are you sure I'll live through something like that?"
>D. "Hell no."
>E. Write-in
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>>2276721
>>B. Lewd images. "O-okay."
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>>2276721
>>A. "Me? Stop Tsunade?"
> Write-in 'I'm surprised you're actually giving me some trust. Feels good.'
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>>2276721
>twenty-thousand ryo
160 dollars?

>A. "Me? Stop Tsunade?"
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>>2276721
>>C. "You know I HAVE heard stories about Tsunade, are you sure I'll live through something like that?"
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>>2276721

>C. "You know I HAVE heard stories about Tsunade, are you sure I'll live through something like that?"
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Combining A and C to save up on time.
>>2276746
10 Ryo is equivalent to 1 Freedom Bux.
So actually 2,000 dollars.
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>>2276721
>A
Can't be as bad as getting.punched by Hiki or Suzu.
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>>2276767

I remember Moon saying after Hiki's scuffle with Ko the slime Hyuga that the punch that caused a crater caused people who felt and/or heard it think that Tsunade was around. So yeah
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>>2276783
But that was Hiki punching with full on autism. I doubt Sinchu has ever earned Hiki's Serious Serie: Serious Punch
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You gulp. Pretty goddamn loudly too. "You want me," You point to yourself. "To stop Tsunade?" Jiraiya nods at you. You take a deep breath before bringing your hands together, and pointing at the old man. "Yeah, let me just stop ya' right there. You do realize I've heard stories about Tsunade, right? Are you really sure I'll live through something like that?"

Jiraiya just waves off your worries. "Ah, you'll be fine. You're around those two crazy strong cousins of your all the time, aren't you?"

"Yeah," Naruto cuts in. "I really doubt there's anyone stronger than Suzu." Naruto grins, a small blush coming up on his face. "And if they are, I bet they don't make bread half as good as she does."

"And nobody's stronger than Hiki." Karin adds, looking off into the distance, in a dream like state. "With those big, bear killing muscles."

You snap your fingers. "Hey! Hey! Keep my cousins out of those filthy minds you little perverts." You sigh, turning back to Jiraiya. "Alright, I'm up for it."

"Good." Jiraiya pats you on the back...and then leans in a bit. "Just uh, make sure you cover yourself up in iron before hand, just in case." With that the four of you head to the gambling den, and when you get there, you can already see there's a commotion. "Huh, honestly it's better than I expected." Jiraiya says, eyeing the front doors that currently have five different people hanging through them.

"There are dudes passed out in a door right now." You point out.

"Yeah, and she didn't kill any of 'em." Jiraiya says. He opens the door, earning some groans from the men still in them, and heads inside with you and the kids right behind him. As you get further inside you can hear what sounds like...a hammer hitting raw meat? No, no you've heard that sound before, it's the same one Hiki and Suzu make when they're punching a dude's face. "Tsunade, you in here?" Jiraiya calls out, opening up another door. Once he does, you can all see Tsunade, in all her busty glory, holding a guy up by the collar and slamming her fist into his face. "Ah, there you are."

"Eh?" Tsunade turns her attention to Jiraiya, then drops the thug once she sees who it is. "Jiraiya? What are you doing here?" She then looks at the rest of you, Karin and Naruto hiding behind you once she does. "And why'd you bring along kids?"

>A. "I am a man."
>B. GRAB HER!
>C. "Oh my god they're so big."
>D. Stare awkwardly at the Sanin.
>E. Write-in
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>>2276758
Ah, usually weeb currencies are pretty analogous to the Yen.

>>2276796
>>2276783
That's because Hiki is the Kon of the Tetsu.
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>>2276816
>E. "My kids were just SO eager to see one of the Legendary Sannin! Maybe even get a photo op, I'm willing to pay..."
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>>2276796

I'd say less autism more of the hidden hatred for eyeniggers that Tetsu have. But eh, either way Sinchu could probably take a guess at it

>>2276816

>A. "I am a man."
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>>2276816
>A. "I am a man."
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>>A. "I am a man."
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A wins.
Though that E would've actually buttered her up.
Writing.
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>>2276884
The fastest way to a gambler's heart is through their debts.
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"I am a man." You say, trying to put on your best serious face. You're a former Anbu dammit, and you own your own scooter, the pinnacle of manliness.

All Tsunade does is laugh in your face though. "Oh right, sure thing mister man" Tsunade turns to Jiraiya, and it's at this point that you see a rather cute looking, black haired girl holding a pic in the corner, shaking her head in dismay at the wreckage of the place. "Jiraiya, what do you want exactly?"

"Need ya' to come back to the village. Old man's retiring and he wants you as his successor." Jiraiya says, crossing his arms.

"Hold on, what?!" Naruto shouts, pushing from behind you. "You're telling me this lady's supposed to be the next Hokage?!"

"Well her or Hiashi." You add in. "It's supposed to be a democratic process this time. Lame." Whatever happened to good ol' inheritance?

"How are they so big?" Karin asks, staring right at Tsunade's giant breasts. You stop her hand before she reaches out and pokes one.

"That's how you loose a finger." You chastise her.

Naruto just fumes. "How can someone like her be a candidate for Hokage!? She looks like a bum!" A sexy bum. "And she smells like booze!"

"Hey, I'm not that drunk." Tsunade says, frowning. Then she breathes into her palm before smelling it. "Okay maybe a little."

Jiraiya just rolls his eyes. "Naruto calm down, this is on order from the Third himself."

"I don't care, there's no way someone like her would make a good Hokage!" He says, pouting.

Tsunade smirks. "Oh, and you would know about what it takes to be Hokage then?"

Naruto nods. "Sure do, cause I'm gonna' be the Hokage some day!"

Tsunade blinks, and then lets out a loud laugh so hard she has to clutch her stomach. "A peepsqueak like you, Hokage? Hahahahaha!" The more she laughs, the more irritated Naruto starts to look. Oh boy.

>A. "Hey, the little dude would make an awesome Hokage."
>B. "He'd be a better choice than you."
>C. Keep quiet, watch her breasts as they giggle with each laugh.
>D. Put a hand on Naruto and keep him calm.
>E. Write-in
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>>2276894

That or tempt them with gambling more

>>2276925

>E. "Let's just focus on what's at hand here alright?"
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>>2276925
>>E. Write-in
"Hey Jiraiya, why the hell aren't YOU gonna be the next Hokage?"
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>>2276925
>D
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>>2276925
>Hiashi
I thought Danzo was still around.

>D. Put a hand on Naruto and keep him calm.
Mutter
>B. "He'd be a better choice than you."
Under our breath
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>>2276944

I'd go with this, just replace B with A. Also

Even though Hiashi is an eyenigger, he's better than Danzo that's for sure
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>>2276925
>D. Put a hand on Naruto and keep him calm.

>E Regardless if he becomes hokage or not he won't spend the back half of his life as a waste.
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Hmmm, give me some 1d100's.
DC 70
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>>2276958
What do you mean? Danzo can do no wrong
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Haha I bet you like the Uchiha
That there are no Danzofags in this quest makes me happy and boggles my noggle.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>2276962
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>2276962
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>2276962
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>>2276962
Now is your time Shinchu!

Even though flat chests are objectively nicer and more attractive.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>2276962

Alright

>>2276965

It's great right?
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Hey you passed! And in front of Jiraiya no less!

Writing.
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>>2276971

Please tell me you're lying boyo
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>>2276973
It's divine.

>>2276977
What? You like cows?
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>>2276986
You know what else has flat chests? SNAKES! Get outta here Orochimaru.
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>>2276986

Milk is great, plus >>2276997
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>>2276997
Snakes actually have large scales on their bellies that they use to pull themselves forward. I wouldn't call that flat.

>>2276998
>Milk is great,
Sounds like you're avoiding the question.
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>>2277008

Well let me ask you, can you get delicious milk from a flat chest? If so then that's a miracle by the hands of God or Slaanesh. The only humans that should have flat chests need to have a Y chromosome
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>>2277018
You just sound like a fetishist now.
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You place a hand on Naruto's shoulder, shaking your head at the kid as you try to keep him calm. Last thing you need is him getting smacked around by Tsunade of all people. Jiraiya notices this, and give you a quick nod of approval. Oh holy shit Jiraiya noticed you did something smart. Oh man. OH MAN!

Tsunade lets out a sigh, reaching down and picking up a big ass bottle of sake before chugging that thing like it's water. "Listen, head back to the village and tell Hiruzen that the offer's appreciated, but I'm not interested."

"You know he's still been wanting to see for a while now, and turning down an old man like that after what happened with Orochimaru..." Jiraiya lets the implication hang there, earning a glare from Tsunade.

"Yeah, I heard about that, but the old man's alive and well right, and the only one who got hurt in that was...uh?" Tsunade scratches her head, trying to remember your uncles name. "Oh fuck, what was that annoying little perverts name?"

You can't help it, you grin. "Annoying little pervert?" You say, turning to look at Jiraiya as he frowns. "Who, ah, who would she be talking about here Jiraiya sir, and please, please be sure to say the name thoroughly."

"It was Susumu Tetsu." Jiraiya says, crossing his arms as you nearly bend over from laughter. "He's the one who put Orochimaru in the ground. Actually he sort of disintegrated his ass from what I'm told. Something about caterpillars and dank weed..."

"Hmm, that brat always did grow some of the good stuff." Tsunade says, smiling as she remembers fond memories.

"What does she mean, good stuff?" Karin asks, adjusting her glasses at you.

"...she means candy." You answer, shoving the question aside. "Madame Tsunade-"

"Lady Tsunade." She corrects you. "Old women are Madame's."

"You're the same age as me." Jiraiya points out.

"And tens times as beautiful." Tsunade adds.

"Right, LADY Tsunade, we've been tasked to bring you back to the village, so ya' think you could just make things easier and come along?"

"Hmmm." Tsunade taps her chin, child at the same time draining that bottle of sake. "No. No I don't think I will." She grins at you, which sends shivers down your spine. "Here's what I will do. I'm going to pick up Shizune up there, and we're both going to walk right out the door, and there's nothing you can do to stop me, okay?" She says, adding a smug smile at the end.

>A. "Not okay. Jiraiya told me to stop you if you ran, and I will!"
>B. POCKET SAND!
>C. Tackle her! Get REAL close and personal.
>D. "NERSCY NOW!" She was in a trap door this whole time!
>E. Write-in
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>>2277023

Of course I am, and so are you. We're just on the opposite ends of the spectrum of which tits are best
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>>2277023
He is. It's Chaos, just ignore it
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>>2277029
>>D. "NERSCY NOW!" She was in a trap door this whole time!
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>>2277029

Say Moon, how much DOES Sinchu know about Tsunade?
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>>2277029
>D
Ha ha! Planning ahead works!
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>>2277029
>E. If she returns to a quick visit the Hokage will close her entire debt. She won't need to run away and may even start gablimg from scratch. Also Make the real Sinchu appear under the earth and pull Shizune down. It was a Sinchu sshadow clone all along!!! muwahahahaha!
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>>2277030
No, you're talking about drinking milk and other weird shit. I'm talking about aesthetics and genetic superiority.

>>2277033
Fair point.

>>2277029
>A. "Not okay. Jiraiya told me to stop you if you ran, and I will!"
I'm sure we can disintegrate her if we have to, just like Susumu did.
I wonder if she would follow us if we kidnapped Shizune...
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>>2277029
If it wasn't for the fact that jiraiya would be mad I'd say just let her go. We could find someone better.
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>>2277044
Only what Susumu told him.
So Tig Ol' Biddies and she's strong.
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>>2277029

>D

>>2277056

I'm just thirsty right now. And as for aesthetics girls with flat chests have the aesthetic appeal of a broken block of concrete. And as for genetic superiority, really?
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Trap door Nerscy is a go!
Give that 1d100!
DC 60! Smart Sinchu is Smart!
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2277069
I hope this fails because what I voted for didn't win and that means I want everything derailed.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>2277069
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>>2277029
>E. Write-in
"If not for inheriting the position of Hokage, could you return to at least save Susumu's life? Orichimaru left one last 'gift' to him."
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2277069
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>2277069

Rollan
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>>2277074
Don't we need Tetsuo for that anyway?
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>2277069
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>>2277083
Oh. Oh my.

Writing.
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>>2277079

We could use Tetsuo for helping Hiki too

>>2277083

FUNTIMES A COMIN' EVERYONE
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>>2277079
Yeah, Tsunade's a doctor, not a Tesshinologist.
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>>2277074
We need our crazy brother for that. What? You forget that the Tetsu come as double or a triple set? I mean since Susumu had a older brother and he has a younger sister, plus the fact that he just impregnated a woman with triplets makes it strange that Sinchu and Otsuko don't have a older or middle aged brother.
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>>2277093
I guess Sinchu managed to cover Tsunade in sticky white goo.
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>>2277100
I thought Tetsuo was another uncle to Sinchu and Atsuko.
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>>2277100

Well, considering Tetsu are like horrifyingly powerful mayflies. He could be dead.

>>2277108

Tetsuo's the missingnin Tetsu who's got the dumbest nickname given because of how blatant it is
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>>2277094
So basically the only reason we need Tsunade right now is to keep sarutobi from being wrong the only time in his life?
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>>2277108
Well i guess he is it was never explained what was the relation between then. Also Tetsuo seemed too young. But then again i remember now that as Tetsu grow older their hair become darker and loose the silvery colour.
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>>2277114
I know who he is but I'm pretty certain he isn't Sinchu's brother.

>>2277116
He needs someone to succeed him as Hokage. And Jiraiya said no so Tsunade is the least bad option.
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>>2277116

Hey, do you wanna go ask the guy who literally gave Hiki his autism for help? Or the niceish drunk lady with medical expertise and a candidacy for Hokage?
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>>2277124
I don't like either option, what's Kabuto up to?
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>>2277122
Well I mean Hiashi or Mutaito are still around. Hiashi seems to have chilled out due to Take exposure as well.
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"Yeah uh....no." You say, taking a step back while also pushing the kids and Jiraiya back as well.

Tsunade frowns, her left eye lid twitching. "No? What, are you gonna' stop me?"

"No. NERSCY NOW!" You shout, hitting the floor while dragging everyone with you.

From the floorboards of the room Nerscy pops up, spraying her web everywhere. "I'M HELPING!" She shouts, while also crying at the same time. For some reason she's also got on a pair of night vision goggles, seemingly designed for spiders, and can't see jack shit during the day time.

Thankfully the act of surprise or the fact that she's wasted caught Tsunade off guard, as Nerscy begins to cover her in her sticky, white gooey strands of webbing, and they are just getting everywhere. "Sinchu, I feel weird." Naruto says, watching the display in front of him.

"Not worth the risk little buddy, trust me." You stand up, smirking like a smug sonuvabitch as you walk back into the room. Tsunade is wrapped from head to toe in the webbing, unable to move. "Hey Nerscy, you added that slight paralyzing agent to your web, right?"

"Sure did!" Nerscy says, talking to wall.

"Cool. Also you can take off the goggles now." You walk up to Tsunade, using the same smirk she did earlier. "I so wish I had camera right now."

"WOULD A VIDEO DRONE DO?!" You become rigid. That voice, no....it couldn't be. You turn around, seeing that there's a drone floating right behind you, with a tv screen on it, and the face on that screen..."Doc Ironblood." You frown, the doctors smiling mad face looking right back at you.

"Little nephew Binchu!"

"It's Sinchu." You correct him.

"Whatever, listen, I heard you were in town, and decided to take a peek and see what you were up to." The drone moves around you a bit, looking at Tsunade's tied up form. "Oh, you captured yourself a Sanin," It then turns to look at Jiraiya. "TWO Sanin! My my Sinchu, you're moving up in the world!"

>A. "Yes, yes I am."
>B. "Hey so would you mind coming back to the village and curing uncle Susumu of a curse? Please."
>C. Grab the drone. "TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE YOU CRAZY FUCK!"
>D. Pocket Sand!(this will have no effect you idiot)
>E. Write-in
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>>2277127
Hiashi is still Hiashi, he's suited to be a Clan Head, but he's not someone I want as Hokage. Especially because he would use any excuse of Cloud aggression/overreach to strike at the Cloud.

Not that I like the Cloud, but we don't need a Daiyoji Ninkai Taisen until Mokodara starts it.

I think Tsunade would probably be a better choice than Mutaito too.
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>>2277124
Honestly? The person who didn't give up on life because their assassin boyfriend and assassin family died while being assassin's.

Plus we can beat the shit out of him for it with the whole family after.
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>>2277133
>E. Write-in
Just knock out the drone, I don't want to deal with more of these ironniggers.
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>>2277133
>>B. "Hey so would you mind coming back to the village and curing uncle Susumu of a curse? Please."
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>>2277136
I mainly just would like to switch this choice up for once. Has there been a Naruto quest that didn't have her as hokage?
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>>2277133
>>B. "Hey so would you mind coming back to the village and curing uncle Susumu of a curse? Please."
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>>2277133

>E. "Yep, so how about you? Still eating puppies or skinning babies or something?"

>>2277137

Yeah, better someone who gave up on life than Mr. Mengele
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>>2277149
Supporting this
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>>2277147
>Has there been a Naruto quest that didn't have her as hokage?
She wasn't Hokage in Leaf Ninja, Boruto, or Future, and I'm pretty sure Shinobi didn't get that far.
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Tied up.
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>>2277149
this
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E It is!
Writing.
Also how does it feel to have captured a Sanin now? That's a big step up from Akatsuki.
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>>2277159

Well thanks, have an angel
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>>2277133
>B. "Hey so would you mind coming back to the village and curing uncle Susumu of a curse? Please."
And if that doesn't work
>E. Write-in
"Then I guess you still experiment on small children, skin puppies, and eat the hopes and dreams of other people?"
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>>2277133

Man i lover Nercy

Also supporting this:>>2277149
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>>2277165
>That's a big step up from Akatsuki
Pain or Tobi would be a bigger catch. Wait... is Tobi also a girl in this? Madara was, Tobi would have to be, or else who's he going to say he is? Izuna? Is Izuna Tomoki?

>>2277147
Jounin also didn't get that far.
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>>2277165
Not just captured but covered her in sticky white goo.
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>>2277155
Didn't read future, pretty sure she was in bort but since it's past that point it doesn't matter, don't remember much of leaf ninja quest aside from bullshit but I'll believe you.
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>>2277177

You know, the more I think on it since I caused this. I've come to the conclusion that Tobi's a crossdresser in this. I sometimes regret that roll too
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>>2277184
>since it's past that point it doesn't matter
I know, I was cheating with Bort and Future. Itachi became Hokage in Leaf Ninja, but I think Jiraiya did as well, all I know for sure is that Laze has gone on to much better things and I'm eagerly awaiting the second installment of his Loli Pissing Quest.
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I wonder how many jiraya point we got by showing him a scene of Tsunade being covered in sticky spider web.
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>>2277192
Seriously? That's what he's running now?
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"Yep, so how about you? Still eating puppies or skinning babies or something else that's fucked up?" You ask, picking your nose.

Ol' Doc Ironblood grins at you through the screen. "Oh I've moved on from trivial matters such as needing actual physical sustenance, I receive all the nutrients I need from the chakra around me." He holds his hands out, laughing like...well the mad man he is. "But nononono, enough about me. Sinchu, word through the grapevine is that a certain balding old man recently did away with Orochimaru." Ironblood's grin turns nasty, he leans against the monitor. "Tell me, was it Susumu? Did he really end that insufferable snake's life?"

"Yeah." You answer, earning a happy coo from Ironblood. "He also ended up getting a curse from him too."

"Oh poo, that Orochimaru always did have a habit of letting things go." Ironblood leans back, twiddling with his fingers. "And I'm guess that you need me to remove that curse from ol' Susumu then, hmmm?"

"That would be the plan, yeah." You say. You look back behind you, noticing Jiraiya pulling Tsunade's strung up body down and putting her over his shoulder. "So what do ya' say, wanna' come save a family members life instead of ruining it this time?"

Ironblood's smirk turns into a small frown. "Are they still blaming me for Hikigaya's condition. Pish posh, it's not entirely my fault, I merely...adjusted a few wires he had in there." He points to his head. "But back to Susumu, I do believe I'd be willing to assist him, if only for the opportunity to hear him thank me. However, nothing in this world is free Sinchu."

"What do you want?" You ask.

"The Box." He leans forward again, that grin all but gone. "Not complete ownership mind you, but a mere hour with it. There's something I need to know from Tesshin boy, something that's been nagging at my veins and spinal cord. That's what I want, just give me that, and I'll save your previous uncle."

>A. "Yes."
>B. "No. In fact hell no."
>C. "Fuck you! Help him or I'll reach into this fucking drone and drag you out by your balls!"
>D. "I just captured a Sanin, okay? What makes you think I can't track you down and capture you too?"
>E. Write-in
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>>2277213
Made in Abyss is a quality series you FUCK.

>>2277214
>E. Write-in
"You're not going to run away with Tesshin or turn him on us even more, are you?"
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>>2277227
I'm only a couple episodes in but that's about what I've heard to expect.
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>>2277227
>or turn him on us even more
L-lewd.
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>>2277214
>A. "Yes."
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>>2277233
It's pretty good but the loli pees herself a lot.

I can't wait to get to the anilingus toilet but I doubt Laze will let us go that deep.
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>>2277214

>D. "I just captured a Sanin, okay? What makes you think I can't track you down and capture you too?"

>>2277237

That's a pretty bad idea
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>>2277214
>B
>D
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>>2277238
Well I'm going to dig out my bottle of rum and go a few episodes deeper tonight.
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D wins.
Okay then. Give me some 1d100's
DC 70 to catch his interest, and DC 93 to actually scare him.
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>>2277249

You're gonna need that rum, because it gets pretty FUN
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2277255
Well here goes nothing
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2277255
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>2277255
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>2277255
Time to ruin it
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2277255
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>2277255
Watch my spooking skills.
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Well he's interested. Okay last post of the night, I feel like having SOMETHING to eat today.

Also again, good job on capturing Tsunade, Jiraiya is very pleased with you. But you also gave Nart the odd feeling in his jumpsuit, so take that as you will.
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>>2277277
Was it us or Iruka that's having the talk with him?
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>>2277277
Didn't you have your fag-fried steaks earlier?
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You lean up against the monitor, grabbing it and pressing your face right up in there, getting uncomfortably close. "I just captured a damn Sanin, what makes you think I can't track you down and do the same to you?"

Ironblood grins, but it's an evil one. "Like a rabbit coming into the maws of a wolf....I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!" He shouts, giggling with glee as you hear him start typing up something.

You blink in confusion. "What? What challenge?"

"The challenge you have just set forth!" Ironblood shouts. Suddenly a set of numbers appears on the screen, and you realize they're latitude and longitude. "Behold, my current whereabouts. If you truly wish for me to help your precious Susumu, you must come here and take me to him!"

Naruto pipes up, blinking in surprise. "So it's a-"

"EXACTLY LITTLE BLONDE BOY!" Ironblood presses his face right up against the screen, all those pearly whites of his shining for you. "It's an Assault on Ironblood Castle! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!~" With that the video cuts out, but Ironblood's voice still cackles away as the drone flies off.

"Well shit." You say, turning back to Jiraiya. "I don't suppose you'd be up for, uh, that?"

Jiraiya just shrugs, slapping his hand against Tsunade's butt. "Sure, why not."

"Awesome."

>END
>Hope ya'll had fun
>Any questions?

>>2277285
You, Iruka, and Kakashi I believe. Different levels of experience.
>>2277295
Fucker it's air fryed, and again look up the goddamn way they're cooked! Besides that was yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmjWKRJZtQQ
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>>2277311
Thanks for running, but you haven't had real fried food until you've beaten, dressed, and rendered the oil yourself.
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>>2277316
IT'S NOT FRYING GODDAMMIT!
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>>2277311

This was bretty gud Moon.

>Any questions?

How much approval did we get from Jiraya?
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>Jiraiya just shrugs, slapping his hand against Tsunade's butt

We are Jiraya's best pupil. Also what happend to shizune? Did she get webbed to?
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>>2277330
Shizune got SO much web. Luckily she can still breathe, it's just really tight against her, showing off all her curves.
Pig's fine though.
>>2277328
Well he doesn't think you're an idiot any longer. In fact he's starting to think you're competent.
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>>2277322
I know, but that makes it even less manly. You're some kind of nancy boy.
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>>2277311
Good run as always. Guess we'll have to rally the father figure friends when we get back to the leaf.
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Yo straight up, I really had a blast running tonight. Things went perfectly, and now you've got a crazy relative to fight and his fucked up castle.

By the way pic related is Ironblood Castle.
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>>2277341

>Jiraya's starting to think we're competent

Thank fuck for great rolls and you giving options

So do you have an actual name for Herr Doktor ready? Or are we going to get stuck with hearing that name over and over again?
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>>2277367
I mean, we have two Sannin with us.
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>>2277375
>I mean, we have two Sannin with us.
It's cute how you think that matters.
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>>2277367

So, does this mean that he has the voice of Christian Bale? If so, then I better get some Huey Lewis and The News
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>>2277381
You overestimate your expies.
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>>2277388
If only you had posted "Check those dubs" Chaos, it would've been the perfect post.
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>>2277398

Oh it would, so check THESE dubs
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>>2277408
You've once again disappointed me Chaos.
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>>2277415
How often does he do that? Are you as disappointed in him as his father?
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>>2277415

I don't really care that much

>>2277443

That actually hit closer than you think
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>>2277455
Dub will always elude u chaos
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Hey yo, anybody want a session today?
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>>2278762
Yes, please.
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>>2278762
Yeah
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>>2278762
Yee
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>>2278762
Yeah boi
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>>2278762
Only if we get to play as Nerscy.
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Alright cool, what say we start it up in about 3 to 4 hours.
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>>2278819
Fuck yeah!
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Ay yo get ready quest is starting.
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>You're Sinchu still.

"So that's Ironblood Castle huh?" Jiraiya asks as all of you stare at the walking building moving around in front of you. "I'd thought it'd be more...castle like, ya' know?"

"Ironblood's never been one for normal behavior, his taste in decor shouldn't be any different." You say, standing up and walking forward. It took a bit of tracking to actually find the damn thing, but you're at least thankful that this is happening outside of the town, in the mountains. "How's Lady Tsunade doing back there Nerscy?" You ask.

On top of Nerscy's back, still tied up in webbing along with her assistant Shizune, is Tsunade. Nerscy holds a mirror up so that she can actually peer back onto her back, getting a inquisitive look on her face before nodding. "She's looking pretty happy! I bet she likes riding on my back!"

"Yeah, probably does." Tsunade probably hates it, but thanks to that paralyzing toxins in Nerscy's webbing, she ain't got much choice. You lean in close to Jiraiya, whispering. "So uh, exactly how angry is she gonna' be at me when we get back to the Village?"

"Ohohoho." Jiraiya laughs, but it sounds frightened. "You're in a for a world of trouble, believe me I know from firsthand experience."

Great. All of you finally arrive at the front of the moving castle, the entire thing shuddering to a halt for you and bending down somewhat so that you can access the...two front doors? "Oh fuck." You step forward, frowning a bit as you stare at the sight in front of you. One of the doors is very plain looking, normal you'd call it, while the other is painted over with tons of messages that say "Open me!" "Sinchu here!" "Don't Dead Open Inside."...wait what the hell's that last one supposed to mean? "Well, this is a pickle."

"Pick the obvious door, I bet he won't be expecting it!" Naruto says.

Karin shakes her head. "It's because he won't be expecting it that you should choose the not so obvious door...unless he expects you to do that, then you shouldn't..."

"Jiraiya?" You ask, but instead just get a shrug. "Great."

>A. Normal Door
>B. Graffiti Door
>C.Make our own door
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>>2279454
>>A. Normal Door
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>>2279454
>>C.Make our own door
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>>2279454

>C.Make our own door
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>>2279454
>D. Go through a window

We're a ninja goddammit, let's act like one!
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>>2279454
>>C.Make our own door
It's a window.
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>>2279454
>C.

This thing has metal in it right? Time to use one of our less used powers Iron manipulation!
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Make our own door wins.
Hmmm.
I WAS going to roll for something, but I think it'd be better for you guys to determine your fates once inside. Writing.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2279480
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>2279480
Gonna pop you a new asshole I swear on my susumu
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>>2279480
Come on Moon don't be a wuss.Don't tell me what those bastards have being saying has finally started to bother you?
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>2279480
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>>2279480

Which ever roll I have, I'm nervous
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>>2279493
>>2279486
>>2279483
Well guess i'm glad Moon didn't asked for a roll then.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2279496

Well shit
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>>2279499
Yup definetly happy he didn't ask for roll.
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>>2279502

Well I look to the bright side, we got shit roll outta the way
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"We're making our own door." You finally declare, earning a gasp from the kids and a knowing nod from Jiraiya.

"Smart thinking Sinchu," The Toad Sage says. "With your bloodline limit you can manipulate the iron around the building and create an opening for us to go in through."

"Nah I'm just gonna' crawl through the window." You say, opening up the large window, oddly big enough for Nerscy t climb through, off to the side. You crawl in, helping the kids through before you stare at Jiraiya, who's just standing there with a huge blush on his face. "C'mon, hurry up sir."

"...right." Jiraiya grumbles, crawling in after you. Once inside you can see that either of the doors from earlier would've just opened up to a vast pit filled with snakes. "You know, I've always wondered something." Jiraiya ponders out loud.

"Wassat?" You ask.

"What happens to the snakes if nobody falls in them? Ya' think people just let them starve, or would they start eating themselves?"

"GOOD QUESTION!" Ironblood shouts as a million monitors pop up around you. Okay maybe not a million, more like five. His grinning face is on everyone of them. "Now then, since my nephew here was brilliant enough to figure out that the window was the correct option-"

"No more games Ironblood!" You interrupt, getting a frown from him. "Just tell me where you are so I can choke you out and take you back to the Village."

"Pffft, like that's happening, first you have to survive," The lights in the room come on, revealing that most of this room is just a pit filled with spikes, and a hanging platform in the middle. "MY TOURNAMENT OF PAIN!"

"Oh shit, have you been watching anime again?" You ask.

"YES!" Ironblood shouts. "Now listen up, across from you you'll see four of my strongest minions," Another light pops up, and four people of varying sizes, all dressed in robes, stand on the other side of the room. "You must defeat all of them if you wish to capture me. Also I've rigged the room to explode if you try to cheat. Now! Pick your first fighter!"

"Seriously?" Naruto says, scratching his head in confusion. "This guy's really freakin' me out."

"Look, just let me go and we can finish this up in no time." Jiraiya says, crossing his arms.

"We could always ask mega tits over there to help." Karin says, jerking a thumb to wards Tsunade.

"Watch your goddamn mouth Karin." You say, wagging a finger at her. Hmm, now to decide how things are gonna' go from here on out.

>A. "I'll go first, no reason to risk losing you to some bullshit in the first round Jiraiya."
>B. "Jiraiya can go first."
>C. "Maybe Tsunade CAN help?"
>D. "Naruto, Karin, which of you wants to go?"
>E. Nerscy technically counts as a competitor right?
>F. Write-in
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>>2279509
The nah, the rolls are time based. What i mean is if someone had rolled at the same second as you it would have manage the same result.
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>>2279528
>>A. "I'll go first, no reason to risk losing you to some bullshit in the first round Jiraiya."
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>>2279528
>>A. "I'll go first, no reason to risk losing you to some bullshit in the first round Jiraiya."
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>>2279528

>A
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>>2279528
>>D. "Naruto, Karin, which of you wants to go?"
Since the first opponent is usually the weakest better let them fight now.
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>>2279528
>A

It's iresponsible to let the kids go if we go first they might send their stro gest guy since they are expecting to fight the Sannin.This will also be a nice chance to impress our students.
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>>2279545

Well the weakest here is a subjective term
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A it is.
Now then....
Roll me 1d4. Taking 2nd roll.
>1. Big
>2. Fast
>3. Animal
>4. Creation
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Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>2279558
can't we just choose it? Or is this your attemp to keep us from knowing who is the strongest minion?
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Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>2279558
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Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>2279558
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Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2279558
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>>2279564
ayyy, it was a d5 and i rolled 3 anyways
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>>2279564
>>2279563
>>2279562
>>2279561
This fight is sponsored by the number 3.
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Ohohohohoho.
Interesting. Get ready for a bloody roar of a good time.
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>>2279581
The fuck is this. Dam moon you are to old.
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>>2279561
>>2279562
>>2279563
>>2279564

Well looks like we'll need PETA
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"I'll go first." You say, taking off your backpack and other useless shit like, say your shirt, and jumping onto the platform in the middle of the room. "Not like we can risk loosing you to some bullshit in the first round, eh Jiraiya?" You give a quick grin before turning around, preparing to end this as quickly as possible, when suddenly a tune starts playing through the speakers in here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV8oVo9GxWk

One of the cloaked figures tosses their cloak aside, jumping into the air before landing right in front of you. Looks like a chick about your age, purple hair and for some reason dressed up a nurse.

A sexy nurse. "Hi!" She says, waving happily to you.

"Hello, and who might you be?" You say, grinning back at her as you start to cover your entire body in iron.

"I'm Alice, and mister Ironblood told me I was supposed to know you off and to your doom!" Alice blinks, then pouts a bit. "Well, not you specifically, but whoever I had to fight. Sorry!"

"Yeah I'm sorry too." You say, dashing forward in an attempt to clothesline the girl. At least she isn't fighting Jiraiya, he'd have groped her by now. Just as you're about to strike her down however, a strange looking aura seems to surround the girl, before she starts growing...fur? "Aww no." You say, ducking underneath a suddenly pinkish white furred foot as it comes at you.

"Surprise!" Alice shouts, now looking like an anthro bunny girl. Ugh, furries. "Now you die!"

>A. "Nope." Iron Web Jutsu!
>B. Iron Bullet her, end it quickly.(This is a deadly move)
>C. Iron Chain, wrap her up and toss her around.
>D. Iron Clones, time to get an advantage on her.
>E. Pocket Sand!
>F. Just keep up a defensive posture, see if you can figure out her moves.
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>>2279609
>>B. Iron Bullet her, end it quickly.(This is a deadly move)
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>>2279609
>>B. Iron Bullet her, end it quickly.(This is a deadly move)
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>>2279609
>>A. "Nope." Iron Web Jutsu!
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>>2279609
>B. Iron Bullet her, end it quickly.(This is a deadly move)
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>>2279609

>B
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Jesus you're brutal today, huh?
1d100
DC 70.
Nice job scarring the kids by the way.
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2279622
Welp, yiff in hell.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2279622
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2279622
You guys suck, here's hoping I roll a 1.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2279622

Yiff in hell furry
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>2279622
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Yeeesh, missed.

Writing
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>>2279622
Sinchu was always brutal.
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>>2279626
>>2279629
>>2279632
>>2279634
>>2279644

God. Fucking. Damnit.
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>>2279647
I'm glad, it would have been very anticlimatic.
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>>2279626
>>2279629
>>2279632
>>2279634
>>2279644
Ech, I'll catch up when the session's done.

Make sure Chaos doesn't disappoint Moon or his father any more than usual tonight.
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>>2279647
>>2279652
I want to see Naruto reaction to Sinchu iron bullet compared to Hiki's iron bullet. So he can realize how much dead Sakura would have been if Hiki hadn't hollowed his shot.
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>>2279652
Well maybe next time don't vote to murder a cute werebunny chick.
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But I don't want to job in front of Jiraiya again.
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>>2279663

Hey, anything I voted for would've been over taken by the murder vote.

>>2279674

We still have plenty for the fight boyo
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You could probably figure out her fighting style if you kept this going, or even wrap her up in some iron chains or webbing, but right now the only thing on your mind is getting Ironblood and bringing him back to the Village so he can fix whatever the fuck is going on with your uncle's leg. "Pssh, nothing personal." You say, pointing a finger at the rabbit girl and firing off a hard iron ball at her.

...which she then kicks right back at you, smacking you right in the face. "Ooooh, that looked like it hurt!" Alice teases you as you fall straight on your ass. Holy shit that hurt! "Now tell me how this feels!" She zips to wards you, using those thick bunny legs of hers to bounce around the platform before kicking you right in the jaw.

"Uuufgh!" You're hit so hard that you actually flip backwards, and nearly fall off the platform itself. Fuck, if you hadn't been covered in iron that might've taken off your whole jaw! "Just what the fuck are you!?" You shout, standing back up.

"I'm a animal/human hybrid made by the brilliant Doctor Ironblood silly!" Alice says, wagging a finger at you. "I'm also completely adorable!"

"Aaaaaaagh!" You scream, firing off multiple iron bullets. Sadly this girl seems to have your number, ducking and dodging each of your shots till she's once again right up on you, slamming her foot into your gut multiple times. "Ah shit!" You groan, falling to your knees.

"Sinchu!" Naruto shouts at you. "I've figured out how to beat her! Just punch her really hard like Hiki would!"

"I'M NOT HIKI!" You shout, rolling out of the way as another bunny kick comes at you. Shit, you've got to think of something fast before you end up as the first dude to get killed by a giant bunny, well except for those one dudes with coconuts.

>A. Rasengan her ass! She won't expect that!
>B. Tackle her! Choke the bitch!
>C. Iron Porcupine! Cover yourself in iron needles.
>D. Phoenix Flame Jutsu! Cover the platform in fire!
>E. Write-in
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>>2279685
>C. Iron Porcupine! Cover yourself in iron needles.
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>>2279685

>E. Iron Porcupine, while flirting
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>>2279685
>>D. Phoenix Flame Jutsu! Cover the platform in fire!
Scorch her bunny feet so she can't hop around.

Please don't kill her.
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>>2279685
>>C. Iron Porcupine! Cover yourself in iron needles.
>>2279696
please stop trying to waifu the genetic abominations
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>>2279685
>>B. Tackle her! Choke the bitch!
Grappling, the superior fighting style
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>>2279685
>>C. Iron Porcupine! Cover yourself in iron needles.
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Iron Porcupine it is. Kindly roll me some 1d100's
DC 60.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2279710
i got this
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2279710
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>>2279685
>D

We are made of iron she ain't.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>2279710
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>2279710
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2279710
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Good job, you passed.
Writing.
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Alright, if this bunny wants to be funny and keep kicking you, you're gonna' give her something to kick. Pulling one out of Jiraiya's playbook, you bring your hands together for a quick seal, just seconds before Alice slams her foot into you again. "Iron Porcupine Jutsu!" You shout. Immediately the iron on your body spikes up, resembling the quills on a porcupine. You watch with glee as Alice widens her eyes, realizing what's about to happen but unable to stop her momentum.

"Yeeeeouch!" She cries out, the quills stabbing into the bottom of her foot. When she pulls back she also activates the secondary part of this jutsu, as several of the quills stay stuck in her foot. Unable to do anything at the moment, Alice begins hopping backwards on one foot, groaning the entire time. "Meanie!" She shouts at you, sticking her tongue out.

"Hmmph, that was a pretty good move there Sinchu." Jiraiya says from behind you. "Whoever came up with that must've been a real genius."

"I don't know, seems kinda' like something an idiot would do." Tsunade says.

Wait.

"OH GOD!" You shout, falling over yourself as you realize Tsunade's broken free of her bindings. Poor Jiraiya tries to escape, but Tsunade's already got him in a choke hold...then again his face is pressed up right against those tits of hers.

"Jiraiya, I believe you and I have something to talk about." Tsunade says through gritted teeth.

"N-now Tsunade c'mon, you know I wouldn't have done that unless it was something serious." Jiraiya says.

You gulp, turning around and seeing that Alice is getting the last of those quills out of her foot. If you're gonna' finish her off, now's the chance.

>A. Iron bullet one more time!(Deadly)
>B. Iron Web!
>C. Throw a kunai with an explosive tag on it.(Deadly)
>D. Rush her and tackle her, choking her out.
>E. Write-in
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>>2279764
>>B. Iron Web!
Don't be an edgelord in front of Naruto.
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>>2279764

>B. Iron Web!
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>>2279764
>>B. Iron Web!
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>>2279764
>B. Iron Web!
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IRON WEB IT IS!
Roll me some 1d100+5
DC 75! Finish this!
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>>2279764
>E. Manipulate the iron stuck on her foot to make the other tip pointed and pierce her hand too.
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Rolled 98 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2279804
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Rolled 56 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2279804
Guess that's what i get for traying to be cool.
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>>2279807
Well GG kick her out of the place toward the snake pit.
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Rolled 77 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2279804
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>>2279807

Fine work

>>2279808

Not really, just being late
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Passed. Gonna' write this up real quick....
Actually give me a 1d3 please, taking fourth roll.
>1. Big
>2. Fast
>3. Creation
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2279828
>inb4 a lot of threes again.
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2279828
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2279827
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2279828
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Big it is. Writing.
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2279828
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>>2279839

Yeah, for you
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>>2279839
>>2279839
>>2279839
>>2279839
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You quickly perform the hand seals, shooting out an iron web from your hands that soon covers Alice entirely. All she can do is struggle as you walk forward, standing over her before punching her square in the face. The back of her head hits the platform's stone surface, and she's knocked out cold. Soon you watch as her body returns to her normal human self. "Guess I win." You say, picking up the girls body and tossing her back to her side. You expect one of the other cloaked figures to catch her, but they just step aside, letting Alice hit the floor hard. "Hmmph, assholes."

Ironblood's face appears on the tv screens, his cackling echoing through the room. "AHAHAHAH! Good job Sinchu, really good! Though I'm a bit surprised you didn't outright murder her, you know have some rabbit stew?"

"Hey, it's not like I didn't try to put her down quick and easy okay?" You grumble, crossing your arms. You look behind you, noticing that Tsunade's got Jiraiya in a sharpshooter, and bending his back so much that it's painful to look at.

"Great job Sinchu!" Naruto shouts, cheering you on. Even Karin claps for you, and Nerscy's even brought out the pom pom's!

"Aw shucks guys." You grin, rubbing the back of your head. You suddenly feel a very powerful rumble behind you, so much so that it shakes the platform. "What the-" You turn around, and then look up at the face of this giant fucker who just showed up, grinning down at you.

"Name's Red. I'm here to fix Alice's mistake."

"And uh, what was her mistake?" You ask.

"Not killing you."

>A. Riiiiight. Tag out Jiraiya!
>B. Pfft, I can take ya'.
>C. Naruto, kick this guys ass!
>D. Karin, bully this guy!
>E. Lady Tsunade, you wanna' take a crack at him?
>F. Write-in
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>>2279870

>E. Lady Tsunade, you wanna' take a crack at him?
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>>2279870
>>A. Riiiiight. Tag out Jiraiya!
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>>2279870
>>E. Lady Tsunade, you wanna' take a crack at him?
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>>2279870
>B. Pfft, I can take ya'.
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>>2279870
>>E. Lady Tsunade, you wanna' take a crack at him?
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>>2279870
>E. Lady Tsunade, you wanna' take a crack at him?

Please let this guy be stupid enough to perv at tsunade.
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>>2279870
>C. Naruto, kick this guys ass!
He has that drive that only an MC can have!
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>>2279870
>>A. Riiiiight. Tag out Jiraiya!
Just to stop Tsunade from torturing him
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Tsunade it is.
Give me a convincing 1d100.
No DC.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>2279902
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2279898

Tagging out with Tsunade also works

>>2279902
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>2279902
Tsunade this guy here(point at red) called you a old hag.
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2279902
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2279902
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87's pretty good.
Now one more thing.
>A. Flatter her.
>B. Tell her that Red called her old.
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>>2279915
>>B. Tell her that Red called her old.
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>>2279915

>B

Either one works
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>>2279915
>>B. Tell her that Red called her old.
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>>2279915
>B. Tell her that Red said she had a nice rack.
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>>2279915
>B

We ain't Hiki trying to aim for the GILF
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>>2279915
>>B. Tell her that Red called her old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM5zxRQy6Fg
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B it is.

Sorry guys but this is gonna' be the last post for the night, gettin' a head ache, must be the QM curse. Or my butthole's full of blood. Or something else.

Just not feeling well.

Writing.
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>>2279977
You should get a vampire gf, or bf, I'm not judging.
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"H-hey Lady Tsunade!" You call out, getting her attention as she's mid-way through setting up a table to body slam Jiraiya through. You point to Red. "You think you could take on this guy?"

"And why the hell would I do that?! If anything I should get over there and kick the shit out of you for wrapping me up in that spider's web!" Tsunade then whirls around on Nerscy, who scuttles back in fear. "And don't think I forgot about you little miss spider."

"Nooooooo!" Nerscy cries, hiding behind her many legs.

Surprisingly Naruto and Karin jump in front of Nerscy, glaring at Tsunade. "You ain't gonna' lay a hand on Nerscy lady!" Naruto shouts.

"Yeah, you big titty monster!" Karin adds.

"Big titty monster?" You mumble. Wait, that gives you an idea! "Hey Tsunade!" You point to Red again. "This fucker just said you were old!"

Wait why did the room suddenly get colder?

"He what?" Tsunade growls at you, slamming her fist into the side of the wall so hard that it cracks all the way up to the ceiling.

"H-he called you old." You mumble, looking back at Red only to see that he's got a smirk on his face. "What, you ain't scared?"

"What, of this hag? No." Red says, crossing his arms. "She'll probably break a hip just getting over here."

You gulp, turning back around, only to jump back as Tsunade's standing right in front of you. "Get out of the ring, this asshole needs a spankin'." She says, cracking her knuckles.

>END
>Hope ya'll had fun
>Did you expect a sudden tournament?
>Eh.
>Any questions?
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>>2280000
I'm more surprised at how somebody else remembers Bloody Roar.
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>>2280000

Feels good to've not jobbed. Fine run Moon

>Did you expect a sudden tournament?

No

>Any questions?

What phrase would you best describe Tsunade's anger for this?
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>>2280000
Thanks for running, nice quads.
I would had made it an actual infiltration like in katekyo hitman reborn future arc but this works too.
Can we take the whole castle to the village?
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>>2280000
Just don't make a habit of bleeding from your asshole and cutting threads early. So are you running tomorrow, or are you gonna be too busy bleeding from your ass by eating too much watching the Superb Owl.
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>>2280016
>What phrase would you best describe Tsunade's anger for this?
Miffed. Or should I say Gmiffed?
>>2280024
>Can we take the whole castle to the village?
You have to capture it first.
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>>2280000
>Any questions?

How wet is Shizune panties for Sinchu right now?
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>>2280052
Dryer than your elementary school erase board.
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>>2279915
>>B. Tell her that Red called her old.
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>>2280000
I just got caught up on your quest and I really like the story you are putting together. I apologize for my late reply.
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>>2280073
Don't be bro, always happy to have people enjoying the quest. Honestly I'm surprised it took off as well as it did.

What's your favorite part or character so far?
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>>2280086
As a constant, I love the little intros each character has. The fact that Takahiro's has not changed from "You are a good boy", or at least hasn't changed much, is a constant high point to me. I like the addition of the other anime stuff, though not subtle at all, they show up and leave fast enough as more of a neato thing.

Thank you for reminding me of Bloody Roar, one of the few fighting games I was good at and really liked.

Just gonna need some Yu Yu Hakusho references and I'll be set!

Character wise I like Taka and Hiki. Sinchu has been getting better of late. The old man, WHO IS NOT OLD, just in the same way that At World's End is the "least" of the Cornetto Trilogy.
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>>2280122
>Just gonna need some Yu Yu Hakusho references and I'll be set!
Did you even read the last thread?

>>2280086
Come to think of it, and I'm not trying to be an asshole or anything, but have there been any original characters that have been actually original?
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>>2280211
Nerscy, Taka, iron loli.
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Hey yo, who's up for a session in like two hours?
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>>2286639
me
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>>2286639
Me
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>>2286639
sounds good
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Probably gonna' finish up Iron Blood Castle today, do some time skips, and then we SHOULD finish up Part 1 and move into Shippuden by the end of February.
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>>2286751
Sounds gay, why not just wrap everything up sooner?
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>>2286778
Alright.
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>>2286778

Why not let anons enjoy this longer?
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>>2286784
Things are always best when they're finite and end well.
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>>2286789

Yeah that's true, just don't wanna end up rushing through it all
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>>2286789
That and it would be nice to actually hit Shippuden before Moon dies like other qms.
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>You are Sinchu
>Who else would you be?

You quickly hop off the platform and back to your "teams" side, gulping as you step out of Tsunade's way as the Sanin jumps forward, landing heavily onto the platform. "Sooooo." You say, the iron covering your body receding as you pop a squat.

"This idiot's gonna' get his insides messed up before he even knows what hit him." Jiraiya says, answering your unsaid question. "Then all we gotta' do is beat the last two and ol' Ironblood is ours."

"Hey Sinchu," Naruto says, getting your attention. "Why uh, why do you need this weirdo Ironblood anyways? Seems like a creep to me."

"A super creep." Karin adds.

You let out a sigh, leaning back on your palms as you watch Red transform into some bigger, bulkier version of himself, taunting Tsunade the whole time. "My uncle, the Clan Head, got cursed during his fight with Orochimaru. Ironblood might be the only person who can cure him."

"Oh." Naruto says, looking a little saddened by the news. Then you watch him get angry, clenching his fists. "That dirty rotten snake! I never did like him! He did something to Sasuke in the Forest, and now he's gone and done something to your uncle, what a jerk!"

"Eh, he's dead." You say, shrugging. "Susumu like, got him super high or something, still not clear on the details." You catch out of the corner of your eye Jiraiya's worried expression as he bites his thumbnail. "You wouldn't happen to know what went on, would ya' Jiraiya?"

"...No." He says, obviously lying.

Before you can press for more info, you hear a sickening crunch followed by wails of pain. Turning your attention back to the platform, you see Red has both his arm broken, and is wriggling around on the platform in agony. Tsunade just frowns, sliding her foot under his body before kicking the big asshole over to his side. "Tch, dumb ass. Alright, which of you wants a piece of me next?" Tsunade asks, slamming her fist into her palm.

"Oh boy, she's in one of her moods again." Jiraiya says. You wonder if she's like this because of you tying her up, or because Jiraiya slapped her ass earlier...maybe a little of both. "We'll be lucky if she doesn't bring the whole place down."

>A. "Alright well, if you're so worried tag in Jiraiya."
>B. Hop back on the platform. "Since there's two left, let's have a tag battle!"
>C. Just sit back and let Tsunade handle things.
>D. "Hey, Naruto, Karin, you two wanna' jump in and help Tsunade out? Show off that bitchin' Rasengan?"
>E. Write-in
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>>2286909
>D. "Hey, Naruto, Karin, you two wanna' jump in and help Tsunade out? Show off that bitchin' Rasengan?"
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>>2286909

>E: "Well considering there's two left and you're so worried, you just wanna tag out with Tsunade and then you and me have ourselves a two on two?"
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>>2286909
>>D. "Hey, Naruto, Karin, you two wanna' jump in and help Tsunade out? Show off that bitchin' Rasengan?"
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>>2286909
>E. Ask Jiraya if it would be to irresponsible to let two (awesome) genins figth two strange adversaries
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>>2286917
>>2286921
>>2286926

Although I do have a bad feeling about this, I'll switch to support these
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Oh yeah we should probably release Shizune from Nercy's web
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>>2286928
They will need the experience beside it's not like we can't just use the replacement jutsu with then.
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Alright then, D it is. Give me some 1d100's, DC 75 to convince Jiraiya this isn't a stupid idea.
BTW here's the next two.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2286935
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2286935
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>>2286935
Ykes NOT!CELL is one of the creatures.
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Also Karin can definetly tangle the Terra Formas cockroach
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2286935
Can we retract this statement please?
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

I don't know who to be scared for
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2286935
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>2286935
2 genin for one of them.
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COngrats! You convinced Jiraiya! This will in no way completely bite you in the ass.
Ha. Writing.
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>>2286947
The green guy. He's basicaly Cell.
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>>2286947
Yourself cuz I'm mad at you.
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>>2286953
What have I done.
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>>2286953
We didn't pass, the 99 wasn't linked.
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>>2286953
Have you being talking to SOM recently Moon? Haven't i told you to stop being near him?
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>>2286953
Hey this guy>>2286961 has a point respect your on rules Moon.
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I'd just like to take this moment to say: RIP Nart and Karin
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Things need to be sped up, after that last fight you're feeling a bit overconfident in your team's abilities, but still feel that what you're about to do is a good idea. "Naruto, Karin, what do you say you hop on in there and give Lady Tsunade a hand? Show her that bitchin' Rasengan huh?"

"Hell yeah!" Naruto shouts, jumping over to the platform only for Jiraiya to grab him at the last second. "Hey what gives!?"

Jiraiya is frowning at you now. "Sinchu, here I thought you were actually showing some promise. You actually wanna' send two Genin into a fight against foes that could give a Jounin trouble?"

You shrug. "Hey, it's not like they're going in there by themselves, they'll have Tsunade to back them up, and besides." You jerk a thumb at yourself. "If anything starts to go wrong, I'll hop in there and save them. That and it's good training." You can tell Jiraiya is considering it, but he's not sold on the idea yet. "Hey, look at these kids, they wanna' show off so badly it's hurting them."

Jiraiya looks down at Naruto and Karin, both of them giving him giant puppy dog eyes. Finally the Toad Sage lets out a sigh. "Fine, but if it starts to look back we're stepping in."

"YES!" Naruto grins, leaping over to the platform as Karin follows him. He lands right beside Tsunade, who looks down at him with a smirk. This only seems to anger the boy. "Hmmph, just you watch! I'm gonna' show you what a future Hokage's made of!"

"Yeah, just keep those giant udders of yours out of the way so we actually got room to fight!" Karin adds, jabbing at finger at Tsunade's tits. Good lord that girl is suicidal.

"Are you done yet?" Tsunade and the kids blink in surprise, jumping back slightly as a green bug looking dude and a giant...well black creature stand on the platform. The green guy looks at the kids, and then at Tsunade, before a slasher smile appears on his face. "You, you'll entertaining."

The tv's from earlier pop on once again, Ironblood's face appearing on the screen. "Meruem, that lady in front of you is the famous Tsunade, one of the three Sanin." He grins. "There's no reason to hold back!"

"Awesome." Meruem says, eye held intently on Tsunade. "Just awesome."

"Hmmph, don't think you're gonna' have to worry just about her!" Naruto shouts, summoning two shadow clones. Karin brings out a pair of kunai, and from here you can see some strange writing on them, but you can't quite make it out. The giant black creature tilts its head at the kids, before looking down at Meruem, who just nods his own head.

What happens next is something you'll never forget.
>Who do you want to roll for
>A. Tsunade
>B. Naruto and Karin.
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>>2286982
>C. Nerscy
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>>2286982
>>A. Tsunade
Since you usually roll better than us and we want the kids to survive
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>>2286987
Moon sucks at rolling, it's why we win so much.
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>>2286982

>B. Naruto and Karin

Remember folks there is one hope for our kids, that uncle Kurama lends a helping hand
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>>2286982
>B. Naruto and Karin.
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>>2286990
It's kinda mixed I guess, remember the krush when Iruka saved our ass?
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2286982
1: Tsunade
2: Naruto and Karin
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>>2286982
>A
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Rolled 76, 74, 29, 40, 37, 6, 18, 40, 88, 37 = 445 (10d100)

Tsunade it is.
Now roll me some 1d100's
DC 90
These are the kids rolls, DC is 80.
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>B
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2287006
>90

Okay check my 100
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>2287006

Well, first roll passed for the kids. That's good
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2287006
LET THE DIE BE CAST
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>2287006
Live by the dice die by the dice
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>>2287012
Good job as always chaos.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2287006
alrighty
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And here ya'll were worried.
Writing.
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Wait didn't iron blood reconized Naruto? You would think he would be the ibe to spit out about the fox.
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>>2287012
>>2287016
Not a 100 but I'll take it
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>You are Tsunade
>Didn't see that coming did ya'?

Fuck Jiraiya. And fuck that annoying little white haired twerp he brought with him. All you wanted to do was enjoy a little gambling in a town you weren't technically banned from, but nooooooo, that long haired, ass slappin', no good peeping tom son of a bitch had to go and ruin your plans. Seriously, who in their right mind would ever think you'd make a good Hokage? Jiraiya must be out of his goddamn-

"You're not paying attention." Meruem says, appearing before you suddenly. The bug creature begins hitting you with literally the heaviest punches you've ever felt, so much so that they sting each time they slam into you. You're lucky you brought your arms up in time, or else you'd probably be dealing with some very sore tits right now. "Focus on me, I don't want to have to fight someone who isn't entirely focused on the battle in front o-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" You shout, slapping Meruem's hands away before uppercutting the bastard so hard he slams into the ceiling. "Dammit, I just wanted one relaxing weekend away from this crap, and I can't even have that!" You shout, face scrunching up. GREAT! Now you're gonna' have wrinkles.

You peer to the side a bit, checking up on blonde kid and the snarky red head. You blink in surprise as you see Naruto has actually made a Rasengan, with the help of his two clones. Of course the second he goes to slam it into the giant black creature, it just steps aside before delivering a hard kick to the boys ribs, knocking him away. At the same time though, Karin leaps forward and stabs the creature with her two kunai, embedding them in his chest. "Sealing Jutsu: Paralyzing Sting!" Karin shouts, performing a series of hand seals. A second later and the black creature howls in pain, clutching its chest as it steps backwards, almost falling off the platform.

Hmm, not bad. Looking back up, you can see Meruem is ready for his second wind, glaring down at you with hatred. Tough little bug, that's for sure.

>A. Unlock your seal, give yourself even more strength.
>B. Nah, just keep punching Meruem with your current strength.
>C. Chakra Scalpel.
>D. Write-in
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>>2287051
>>C. Chakra Scalpel.
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>>2287051

>A. Unlock your seal, give yourself even more strength.
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>>2287051
>C
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>>2287051
>Beat the shit out of him using Jiraiya as a weapon
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>>2287051
>>C. Chakra Scalpel.
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>Karin leaps forward and stabs the creature with her two kunai, embedding them in his chest. "Sealing Jutsu: Paralyzing Sting!" Karin shouts, performing a series of hand seals.

I'm so proud...no sinchu you shouldn't show it up she will start abusing your good will to.
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Rolled 15, 57, 16, 90, 66, 95, 59, 60, 38, 2 = 498 (10d100)

C it is!
DC for this is 80, however if you get a 95+ I'll count it as a crit.
Now for the kids, their DC is 77
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>2287068
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>2287068
No whammies!
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2287068
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>2287068
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>2287068
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2287068
Look at our beautifull students. Look at then and be proud!
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Shame, no Crits. Oh well on with the show.

Writing.
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Punching this freak doesn't seem to be doing much for you at the moment, so it's time for some improvisation. As Meruem jumps towards you, moving at insane speeds, you use the chakra in your body to create a chakra scalpel, and slice most of the bug creatures
torso and right arm cleanly off, before he crashing into the platform, causing the whole thing to shake. "You know, most people would've given up by now." You say, looking down at Meruem as he's already standing back up. "But you're not most people, are you."

"Heh, no." He says, standing straight. He looks down at his dismembered body, before smirking. A second later you watch as an entirely new arm pops out, covered in green juices. "Doctor Ironblood created me for one purpose. Killing." You see that same smirk from before, Meruem is excited. "And I'm very, very good at it."

He launches to wards you again, this time even faster. It's all you can do to dodge, but you still get a nick across your cheek for your troubles. At the same time you can see Naruto is back up, this time managing to slam his Rasengan into the paralyzed creature's stomach while Karin hits it with a strange chain that shoots from her chest. Heh, so she really is an Uzumaki. Still, you don't have time to watch them as you've got to worry about your own ass. "You know I can just keep cutting you up all day right?" You say, jumping backwards to avoid a deadly swipe from that tail of his. "So bring it on bug man."

"Fine." Meruem says, stopping his assault and suddenly becoming still. You watch as his body begins to vibrate, and the vibrations begin to affect the platform. Shit, they're even starting to create a buzz in your teeth!

>A. Unlock the Seal.
>B. Chakra Scalpel again
>C. Time to summon a friend....
>D. Write-in
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>>2287098
>>D. Write-in
Get that Tetsu bum to fill him with serrated iron senbon and kunai. Let's use his vibrations against him.
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>>2287098
>>C. Time to summon a friend....
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>>2287098
>C. Time to summon a friend....
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>>2287098
>C. Time to summon a friend....
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>>2287098

>C. Time to summon a friend....

Meru's about to feel a bit...sluggish
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Rolled 3, 24, 55, 12, 92, 5, 31, 4, 66, 75 = 367 (10d100)

C it is.
DC is 60, Crit is still 95+
Now for the kids. Their DC is 60 as well. Crits for them are 90+
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>2287127
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>>2287128
Ohohhohohohohoho
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2287127
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2287127

Fuck yeah Naruto
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2287127

>>2287128
Noice
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>>2287134
OHOHHOHHOHOHOHHOHOHOHO
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Passed. Writing.
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>>2287134

FOR THE GLORY OF CHAOS
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>>2287134

Also

>Insert Meruem in picture here
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>>2287150
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I eonder if Katsuyu knows Susumu's summon. althougth a slug and a caterpillar shouldn't know each other
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"Nope." You bite your thumb, before doing the necessary steps to summon up a certain slugish friend of yours. A second later a large portion of Katsuyu appears in a puff of smoke, her large body taking up nearly all of the platform. Meruem is tough, extremely tough, and if you keep letting him go at you he's going to overpower you soon enough, which is why things have to end now. "Katsuyu, hit him!"

"Yes ma'am!" She shouts, her whole body jiggling before she sprays acid all over Meruem. At first the bug man isn't sure what he's been coated with, his outer shell is just that tough. But seconds later Katsuyu's acid begins to eat away at him, melting his body down to bone and bubbly flesh. You're thankful Katsuyu's body is blocking this sight from the kids, they don't really need to see something like this.

More astounding to you though, is that Meruem still tries to crawl to wards you, even as his body dissolves into a puddle of green muk, his hand reaching out for you as he cries out one last time before falling motionless to the floor. You let out a sight. "Finally." You hop on top of Katsuyu, earning a giggle from the slug, and peer down to see the giant black creature that Naruto and Karin were fighting is down as well, a perfect spiral imprint where his face is. "Had any trouble?"

They look up at you, huge grins on their faces. "NO WAY!" Naruto shouts, pumping his fists. "We totally nailed that guy and he didn't see it coming!"

"WE FUCKED HIM UP!" Karin shouts!

"Karin watch the fucking language!" You hear Sinchu shout.

You roll your eyes, but can't help but smile. Seems some things never really change.

>You're Sinchu again.
>You don't have big tiddies anymore sorry.

Holy shit that was awesome. "Holy shit that was awesome." You say out loud. "She totally melted that dude!"

"Eeeeeeeeek!" Nerscy squeals beside you, shaking with excitement, her many eyes shining as she stares at the slug creature. "It's Katsuyu-Chan! She's actually here! Oh oh, Sinchu are my follicles nice and straight? Do you think she likes my bow?"

"Nerscy she's a slug, I'm pretty sure she doesn't care." You say. Nerscy frowns at you, giving you a hmmph before crossing her two front arms and turning away from you. "Aw come on Nerscy!"

"No, you don't exist anymore, for the next.....five minutes! Hmmph!" She turns further away from you.

You droop your head. Great. "Hey Ironblood, we beat the shit out of your guys, come on out!"
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>>2287174
"I'm here." Ironblood says, scaring the shit out of you as he's suddenly right beside you. "Great job by the way, I've always wanted to know what Meruem would look like melted into a puddle."

You frown, then notice the briefcases he's got with him. "Wait...did you fucking pack?!"

"Well duh!" Ironblood says, like you're an idiot. "What, you don't honeslty think I'm traveling without my tooth brush do you?"

"Hey Sinchu, we totally beat this guy!" Naruto shouts at you, holding up the black creatures body, hopefully it's just passed out.

"We might've killed him even!" Karin adds, looking excited.

Fuck your life.
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>END!
>Hope ya'll had fun
>Any questions?
>What was your favorite part about Ironblood Castle?
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>>2287178
Probably how weirdly affable he was.
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>>2287178
I liked the part where we played as someone with huge tits.

So when's the next game?
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>>2287178
>What was your favorite part about Ironblood Castle?

Beside that it's over? Our students showing off they can beat creatures in jounin level.
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>>2287178

Great run Moon

>Any questions?

So what does Jiraya think of all this dickery?
Are we going to take the castle back to the village with us?
Is Doktor planning something?
What'll happen to Doktor's band of specialized murderers

>What was your favorite part about Ironblood Castle?

When we got the giant asshole Red to commit the greatest mistake someone can make in Nart. And this fight, because goddamn did Naruto and Karin shine
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>>2287178
>>What was your favorite part about Ironblood Castle?
I've found the whole thing pretty fun and i'm liking Ironblood more and more as this goes on.
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>>2287209

You gotta love Mengele Tetsuo despite what he did to Hiki
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>>2287178
>What was your favorite part about Ironblood Castle?
The entrance being the window and Nerscy being cute.
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>>2287191
Probably sometime tomorrow.
>>2287204
Jiraiya is more than impressed with Naruto and Karin. Especially Naruto. Learning the Rasengan that quickly is crazy.
No, sadly.
Yes, of course.
The one's that are still alive will still be there at the castle.All four of them.
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>>2287235

>No, sadly.

Ah damn it

>The one's that are still alive will still be there at the castle

Alrig-

>Spoiler

..............................................................Shit man
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>>2287235
Well i aon't surprised that acid spit didn't stopped not!Cell
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>>2287232
Hey guys, cool thread happenin' over here...
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No session tonight, someone I know passed away and I'm just not in the mood. Sorry and thanks for understanding
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>>2288801
Dang, my uncle died this morning. Today is not a good day. Especially since his birthday's tomorrow.
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>>2288801
Okay moon. Take care.
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I'm just gonna' post a couple things in about twenty minutes, like three or four posts, but I need a big decision from you guys so get ready.
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>You are Susumu
>And things aren't lookin' good.

"It's getting worse." Tsume says as she examines your leg, and the nasty purplish swirl of a bruise that wraps around it. Every single touch of her fingers feels like a needle piercing your skin, it hurts that bad. You can't even stand on it any longer, every time you do it feels like there's an enormous amount of pressure building up, and you're scared your whole leg will just explode.

All because of Orochimaru. "Hrrngh, you know your bed side manner is a lot more gentle than I'd have thought Tsume." You say, grinning at her. The Inuzuka Head frowns, a small blush upon her face, before she slaps a warm rag onto your bruise. "Eech! Alright! Dammit woman no reason to kick a man while he's down."

"Hmmph, then you should know better than to antagonize a bitch." Tsume says, gently massaging your leg. "...especially when she's worried about someone she cares about."

"Tsume..." Before you can say anything Sasuke walks in, bringing a fresh bowl of hot water and some other herbal stuff Tsume sent him out to get, the boys face is tired beyond belief, he's been up the last two days trying to help you. "Sasuke you look tired, why don't you get some rest?"

Sasuke shakes his head, kneeling down and handing you a glass of warm tea. "I'm good, not the first time I've had to stay up this long anyways. I'll get some sleep when I know you're feeling better." But how do you tell the boy that you might not be getting better? You've seen your fair share of curses, and you know a bad one when you see it. "Besides, I just heard that Naruto and Sinchu are back, and they brought Lady Tsunade with them..." Oh, well that actually perks you up, if anyone can help you out it'd be her. "...and some guy named Ironblood."

"WHAT?!" You shout, leaning forward only to reel back in pain as sharp aches shoot up your leg. "They brought that psychopath here?"!

Sasuke looks confused. "What's wrong? Who is this Ironblood guy?"

"I'm SO GLAD you asked mah' boy!" You hear Ironblood call out, as the door to the room slides open and his grinning face appears before you, with Sinchu standing right behind him. "Allow me to introduce myself-"

>A. Fireball jutsu!
>B. Iron Chains!
>C. Grumpy stare!
>D. "Get the fuck out of my house you crazy fuck!"
>E. "Tsume, kick his ass! Please!"
>F. Write-in
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>>2290902
>>D. "Get the fuck out of my house you crazy fuck!"
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>>2290902

>D. "Get the fuck out of my house you crazy fuck!"
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>>2290902
>>C. Grumpy stare!
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>>2290902
>B
>D
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"Get the fuck out of my house you crazy fuck!" You shout, the veins on the side of your head starting to throb. "I swear to god Ironblood, if you don't-"

"Haha, c'mon Susumu! Stop being such a grumpy old asshole and cheer up a bit. I'm family after all." Ironblood strolls in, following right behind by Sinchu who just gives you an apologetic grin. "Oooh what's this?" You turn your attention back to Ironblood, who's holding up a framed picture of you and the rest of the Clan. "Seems we've shrunk a bit in size since the last time I was around huh?"

"Get. Out." You growl. "I don't want you here, you aren't even supposed to be allowed in the Village! What kind of moronic idiot would even think about bringing you back here!?"

"I did." You turn your attention, seeing Jiraiya walk into the room next. Fucking hell is everyone just gonna' show up? "That curse on your leg is serious Susumu, and he's the best person we know of right now that can fix it."

You sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose. "Jiraiya, I respect you immensely as a shinobi of the Leaf, BUT YOU ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT!"

Jiraiya frowns. "Hey, I busted my ass getting this guy back here for you, least you can do is show some thanks." He then crosses his arms. "And be careful how you speak, don't forget I'm a Sanin after all."

"OH wow you're right!" You say, feigning surprise. "That's such a big deal, oh wait no it isn't! Remember the last time a Sanin tried to fuck with me Jiraiya? I literally, and I mean literally, smoked his ass!"

"All this shouting is bringing back such fond memories." Ironblood cuts in, suddenly leaning down and examining your cursed leg. "Tch tch Susumu, you're in a pickle here aren't you." He pokes it, earning a yelp from you. He then turns his attention to Sasuke, eyes focusing in on the boys collar a bit. "Oh my, Orochimaru has been busy hasn't he?"

"What are you-" Sasuke starts, but stops when Ironblood leans a bit closer. You swear if he touches that kid you're gonna' kill him. "Hey, back up a bit huh?"

"Yes yes, quite the interesting mark he's left on you boy. You're the Uchiha yes? The last one besides your brother and-" He stops, smiling at Sasuke before making a zipping motion across his mouth. "Well, it's just you and your brother. That seal on your neck though, it's hiding something really, really interesting."

"Enough, can you get to fixin' Susumu already or what?" Sinchu cuts in, grabbing Sasuke's shirt collar and dragging the boy back. "That's why we brought you here remember."

"Yes yes, I know." Ironblood sighs, turning back to your leg once again. He reaches into his many pouches he keeps on him, pulling out a variety of different objects and scrolls. The last thing he brings out is a brush, which he dips in some special, bubbling green fluid he keeps in a vial. He's about to bring it to your leg when he stops, grinning up at you. "You know...this sort of treatment isn't easy to come by."
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>>2291013
"What's your point?" You growl.

"Well, it's just that, in order to actually cure someone of a curse like this, I need rare ingredients and other things prepared in advance, it's not like you can just find stuff like this at the market." He hovers the brush over your leg, that grin of his growing larger. "Not to mention it'd take me, oh, probably another year before I could even gather the necessary ingredients to do this." He then slowly turns his attention to Sasuke. "And that mark on the boy, it may seem like he's fine, but it's a ticking time bomb if I've ever seen one."

You widen your eyes, turning to look at Sasuke as he frowns. You hate Ironblood with all your might, but you aren't going to dismiss his talent, you know how good he is. "What are you saying Ironblood?" You ask, dreading his answer.

"It's simple really, you just have to make a choice." He looks up at you, with those horribly dead eyes. "You can save yourself, or you can save little Sasuke here...." He pauses, licking his lips. "Or, you can let me use the Box, and I can find a way to save you both."

>A. "Save Sasuke, you're never getting your hands on the Box again."
>B. "Fine, you can get your chance with the box."
>C. "Save me."(Would be out of character but whatever, the choice is there)
>D. Write-in
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>>2291016
>>C. "Save me."(Would be out of character but whatever, the choice is there)
IM NOT LETTING YOU TOUCH EITHER SASUKE OR THE BOX
NOW FIX UP MY LEG SO I CAN USE IT TO KICK YOUR ASS
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>>2291016
>>B. "Fine, you can get your chance with the box."
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>>2291016
>B
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>>2291016

Hmmmm

I'll support it like this >>2291030

>>2291033
>>2291037

You know, considering that this guy made not!cell and the super cockroach. I think it's a terrible idea to let him check the box
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>>2291043
>You know, considering that this guy made not!cell and the super cockroach. I think it's a terrible idea to let him check the box
Hmmm, yeah it's almost he's messing with creating life or something huh?
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>>2291037
>>2291033
You fools! You guys really want to give blood acess to Tesshi?
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>>2291043
My bet he want to put Tensshi in not!cell and see what happens.
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>>2291016
I will change my vote and support this: >>2291030 fuck giving the box to Ironblood
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Okay so,just making sure everybody who votes for C realizes this, you're telling Ironblood off for wanting the box, and at the same time willing to save yourself over possibly curing Sasuke.

Currently tied up between B and C, so I need a tie-breaker.
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>>2291016
>B. "Fine, you can get your chance with the box."
Because C is shit and no one is voting A
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>>2291059
Whatever he does with the box we could know through Hiki. And I dont want to lose who might be our current strongest character.
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>>2291076

I have a horrible feeling for this
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You close your eyes, trying to fight back the anger bellowing up inside you. He can't use the box, you know the consequences of him actually succeeding again, you know the trouble it'll cause for not only the Clan, but the whole Village. "Ironblood, I...." You stop as you stare at Sasuke again, standing beside Sinchu and looking worriedly at you. You failed him before, all those years ago. It took so long to finally get him here, to have him be protected, but the second you die Danzo will just swoop in and take him, like the vulture he is. You can't let that happen, you just can't.

"Yes Susumu? You what?" Ironblood asks, that knowing grin on his face.

"...fine. You can have your chance at the Box." You say, that twisting feeling in your gut getting even worse. You look over at Sinchu, who's already shaking his head in disbelief. "Over by the bookshelf, behind the copies of Icha Icha Paradise."

"Oh Susumu, I've known it was there the second I walked into this room." Ironblood says, standing up. "But thank you for being honest, it makes things so much easier." You watch as he walks over to the bookshelf, shoving most of your collection into a heap at his feet with no concern for them. "Oooopsie." He says, grinning back at you. He lays his eyes on the box, in all it's twisted glory. "So many years I've waited for this Susumu, you have know idea how much it's haunted my dreams." Ironblood reaches out, his hand hovering over the Box.

And then he touches it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAPGBBo6p_o

"What the hell!" Sinchu cries out, Ironblood's whole body glowing bright like the sun. "Susumu what the hell's happening!"

You just stare, dread taking over you. "He's gaining power." You answer. What is this, the sixth time Ironblood's used the Box? How much of a god's power can one man handle? "God help us all, he's gaining power."

After a few seconds the glowing stops, though Ironblood's skin is still steaming somewhat from the heat he was putting off earlier. Looking down you can see scorch marks on your floor, right where he was standing. But the thing that sticks out the most is his hair, which was once a dark rusty color, is now a clean white. "I've done it," He whispers, looking down at his hands. "I've finally done it." He turns to look at you, tears running down his face. "Oh Susumu, thank you so much. Thank you." Ironblood holds his hand out, before snapping his fingers.

And the next thing you know you're falling, passing out straight onto the floor, the last thing you see is Sasuke's limp body falling with you, as Ironblood's tears travel down his face.

...and onto that twisted smile of his.

>END
>Hope ya'll had fun
>Any questions?
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>>2291076

Well congrats, you've brought us suffering
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>>2291135
Yeah but hey, Sasuke and Susumu are curse free.
Soooooo....
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>>2291139

But at what cost?
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>>2291144
Bunch of problems...but you don't have to worry about them yet.
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest
Archive up.
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>I come back from D&D to find out that you faggots gave Professor Metalcum the fucking box

Well this sucks. Hopefully we can play as Hiki tomorrow.
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>>2292052
I thought the box wouldn't work without Tesshin in it?
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>>2292535
Tessin' just put a piece of himself in Hiki, he actually in every single one of the Clan member technically, it's just be put enough of himself into the kid that he could talk and shit.
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>>2292566
https://youtu.be/NAbZzdalZh4




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