It had been a week since you left that nameless planet to the masses of the warp, though it was quite profitable to say the least. Your ship had been outfitted with the best armaments on the planet as a reward and you had gained quite a few followers to replace the ones you had lost.Taldia had fully converted her section of the ship into her own garden and had not left there for two days, something about new plague ideasThera had refused to talk or even see you after the emotional outburst on that planet, you could still remember how soft the feathers were when she cuddled with you.Finally Hron had opted to take over the training rooms and could be found presiding over bloody arena matches for his own amusement, also it seems he brought along his own cultist who was rather annoying and had terrible teeth you must say.Over all you were getting bored with just aimlessly flying around in space for no reason.Welcome to Slaanesh quest
Alright then this is round three of Slaanesh quest, it is time to finally get into the meat of this quest and see how far we will take the heresy. As seen in the title this will probably become NSFW as per votes and because we are a demon of Slaanesh so be warned there will be promotions.If you cannot stand someone going a little off cannon than this is not the quest for you. But for those who enjoy a bit of fun and want to watch some worlds burn for our enjoyment came and stay a while.Right before we begin here is OC character sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wDNfOmneMyvBARq86eRuDalSfbi9CDDlw5iB8jG_2_A/edit?usp=sharingAll rolls are against specific characteristics just like black crusade, you want to roll below the characteristic to succeed at the desired checkEvery ten below the check is an additional degree of success, so every 10 below the more potent or awesome the effect will beRolling a natural 1 is an auto success no matter what and a natural 100 is a fail.every 10 infamy you get an extra re-roll for check (max at 3). 40K but a lot more simply to save headaches.quest times will be posted on my twitter and my discord.Twitter: https://twitter.com/MrAnonsoupDiscord: https://discord.gg/8ZgYDyDEnjoy and lets get onto the quest.
Crap I meant round 4 but anyways going on.
you pull yourself out of your bed, a good night of cocaine and blood bathing you felt restless and a need to do something.you get yourself clothed and grab your weapon, spinning it a few times to enjoy how the light reflects off the cruel blade.as you exit the room you encounter several of the cultists arguing with each other of which of the four demons was the best to devote themselves too.you roll your eyes, morals and their squabbles. In your extremely bias opinion Slaanesh was the best, Slaanesh gets shit done that lasts.> interrupt the cultists, they must be enlightened to know that Slaanesh is the best god> ignore them and head to the bridge, you want to call a meeting and that is a good location for something like that> go and personally visit one of your demon companions, (name which one)> write-in
>Welcome to Slaanesh quest
>>2255425> go and personally visit one of your demon companions, Thera
>>2255425> interrupt the cultists, they must be enlightened to know that Slaanesh is the best god
alright five more minutes and I'll call the toss up.
Rolled 1 (1d2)alright 1 for >>2255428 and 2 for >>2255513
well it seems we rolled 1 so writing
>>2255567> you know what, debate them out. you will show why you are the charismatic leader (fel)the 1 on the d2 was for the other option.
do you mind me going back and redoing that, since that is a change in direction
>>2255573I personally do not, but no idea how others may feel.
im going to redo it so give me a bit to remove the posts and rewrite.
you decide it's time to face your friend thera again, maybe get a bit further than feather cuddling, so you ignore the cultists and head to wards her quarters.as you do suddenly Dunissa ambushes you a lewd smile on her face "Master!" she shouts grabbing onto your arm and refusing to let go "It's been so long since we fucked, come on I need it!"you chuckle leading her deeper into the ship "well then, play as a good girl and follow my lead and maybe we can have a threesome!"you arrive at Thera's room, arcane runes covering the door. you knock and no answer... you look at Dunissa who shakes her head "she is in there, I saw her enter not too long ago."> a mere door cannot stop this boner! OPEN IT! (str)> knock again and call out to the bird, maybe you can get a response out of her (fel)> nod at Dunissa to open the door> write-in
>>2255606> knock again and call out to the bird, maybe you can get a response out of her (fel)
alright give me a 1d100 vs 40
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>2255630
alright a success with 3 degrees of good, writing.
You knock on the door again and call out to thera in your best diplomatic voice "Thera it's me. Open up I want to discuss something with you."you hear a shuffle on the other side of the door and it slides open, there stood Thera her robes a mess and her hair slightly disheveled. she blinks a few times before responding "what is it, if you don't mind I'm a bit busy at the moment."you smile at her and step into the room with Dunissa, whom you just now notice has once more changed her attire. it was a mix between royal and slutty, you must find who keeps giving her these dresses... probably Warglitusyou look around the room and note tons of magical diagrams, books, and skulls of varying sizes "just a small chat to make sure you are doing well.""is that all." Thera responds shaking her head> alright time to just break it out, tell her you want to fuck (fel)> actually have a decent conversation with her, knowing your crew well reduces the chance of them turning on you> nod at her and leave, you have a feeling things will go wrong if you stay> write-in
>>2255642> actually have a decent conversation with her, knowing your crew well reduces the chance of them turning on you
You take a seat in a vacant chair in the room "Well I was wondering what you were doing in this room all alone, normally you would be playing tricks on Taldia or standing in the bridge guiding the ship."Dunissa sits at the leg of the chair and caresses you leg as Thera shakes her head at her."Well I have been frantically keeping my essence from splintering apart from that ritual on the planet and getting spam calls from Tzeentch about how I must go to a nearby eldar craftworld for some contrived reason, he keeps saying something about fourth dimensional warp fuckery." she complains throwing her hands in the air"wait you said craftworld, why would your god be interested in something like that?" You ask now interested, eldar are something that interest you"well aside from saying something about some grand plan that he set in motion with a grain of sand on a single planet he wants me to go there because he says there is an artifact of his. I keep telling him I am not his errand girl, find someone else." Thera drops herself in a chair and sighs> get up and state that we are going to that craftworld, you want to fuck an eldar!> ask her if she thinks it would be worth it to go, it is her god telling her to do that> continue the conversation, lets see if we can get more info about his girl (fel)> write-in
>>2255697> get up and state that we are going to that craftworld, you want to fuck an eldar!
>>2255697> continue the conversation, lets see if we can get more info about his girl (fel)
alright in a bit the coinflip happens
Rolled 2 (1d2)alright 1 for >>2255708 and 2 for >>2255709
give me a 1d100 vs 32
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>2255735
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>2255735
giving it a few minutes before calling a fail.
alright we failed to get more info so writing.
You smile at her and begin with "So how about we talk about your feather-""NOPE!" Thera shouts out "WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT! NOT HERE NOT EVER!"you rub your ears, you were in a bit of pain from this but hay it was expected you did remind her of an embarrassing part of her life."Fine fine, but can we talk more about you?" you ask, trying to recover but the bird was having none of it."Look I don't ask about you and you dont ask about me. Now if you excuse me I will be removing you from this room, before you go was there anything else you wanted?" she responds, warp energy already forming around her hands> yes actually, mind setting a course to the craftworld. You can guess why.> no not really, though please dont use a portal on me. I can walk.> try to convince her not to portal you out, you hate getting thrown though portals (felx2)> write-in
>>2255804> try to convince her not to portal you out, you hate getting thrown though portals (felx2)
>>2255804> yes actually, mind setting a course to the craftworld. You can guess why.
firing up the coinflip in a few, though more votes can come in before that time
alright 1 for >>2255810 and 2 for >>2255830
Rolled 2 (1d2)
You roll your shoulders getting prepared for the sudden portal, well it will be less annoying than being pulled though a gellar field that is for sure."yes actually, mind setting a course to the craftworld. You can guess why." you respond with a smile on your face, if you are going to be a smug bastard then you may as well look the part.Thera rolls her eyes unamused at your decision and suddenly a portal opens beneath you.you and Dunissa fall into the middle of Hron's arena and you blink a few times "well, that bitch knows how to annoy me." you mutter getting up and then looking up at Hron who was sitting on his throne"YOU ENTER THE ARENA!" he roars in his usual stupidly loud voice "NOW YOU MUST SPILL BLOOD TO LEAVE!" as he says this then slaves walk into the arena, all of them marked with the mark of Khornyou groan and roll your eyes as you stand up again, Dunissa letting go of your leg. "seriously man, Thera threw me in here can't I just get a quick pass?""THERE IS NO PASSES HERE!" the daemon roars standing up "FIGHT!" he roars as the cultists charge> just kill them, if he wants blood you will give it to him. (wsx2)> oh he will get his blood but you will get your pain along with it! (wsx2 ag)> let your champion take care of this, lets watch her fight, plus it will annoy Hron which is always a plus (Dunissa's wsx2)> write-in
>>2255931> just kill them, if he wants blood you will give it to him. (wsx2)Of course she throws us into Ron's Arena.
brb food is needed to keep going
>>2255931> oh he will get his blood but you will get your pain along with it! (wsx2 ag)
Rolled 2 (1d2)alright we got a tie and we doing the roll 1 for >>2255944 and 2 for >>2255960
so give me a 3d100 vs 50, 38, 40
Rolled 18, 8, 31 = 57 (3d100)>>2256046
well that is some good rolling. so you got there and we torturing these fools, and humiliating them as well.>Writing
you chuckle and push Dunissa behind you as you spin your scythe out."My good sir Hron if you wish for blood then blood you shall have." as the first cultist reaches you you grab the man and throw him upwards into the air "then I shall oblige you."you quickly begin parrying the blocking the attacks from the rest, just as the cultist you threw into the air falls down and lands on the lot of them.you take this time to stick your scythe into the ground and extend your arms doing a mocking bow to the crowd before turning back to your opponents.as they sort themselves out you start jabbing them with the blunt end of your scythe, just to piss them off more.eventually one gets out of the jumble of bodies and charges. you play with him, making it look like he had a chance of winning before promptly ramming the scythe into his chest and disemboweling him.from then on you did this to each of your opponents, coating the ground with their blood and viscera. you turn and wave at Hron before leaving though one of the gates. he looked furious but hay he can eat shit for forcing you to fight.> alright to the bridge, you want to make sure Thera did the job you assigned her> now we fuck Dunissa, we did kinda promise her> go get some cocaine and have a dip in your blood hot tub.> write-in
I'm going to have to tap out for tonight, I have an exam at 8 am and I need to be ready for it. so Ill count the votes tomorrow and start up again at 3pm pst
>>2256097> alright to the bridge, you want to make sure Thera did the job you assigned herDisregard thot, obtain birb.
>>2256097> now we fuck Dunissa, we did kinda promise her> go get some cocaine and have a dip in your blood hot tub.
>>2256097> alright to the bridge, you want to make sure Thera did the job you assigned herlet's check if the course is set right and after that> now we fuck Dunissa, we did kinda promise her
Rolled 1 (1d3)alright we at a current three way tie so going for the most chaos roll yet. 1 for >>2256123 2 for >>2256141 and 3 for >>2256548
well we are firing up Thot begone it seems, writing
You decide you better actually check on Thera to make sure that she does what you ask, you never know with her considering her origins.as you walk through the ship's halls Dunissa leaves your side stating something about having a torture schedule to keep, you don't question it as it does empower Slaanesh.about an hour later you walk onto the bridge and see Thera, a lot better looking than before writing down something and shaking her head mumbling something you can't quite make out."Thera, how long until we get to the Eldar craftowrld?" you ask crossing over the thresholdThe bird does not look up, instead she continues to write "Three hours, I know you and Hron are on similar wavelengths for action but at least have some patience.""Patience is not Slaanesh's thing, I refuse to wait when there is pain and pleasure to be had!" you respond walking up behind her and stroking one of her wingsshe shrugs you off ignoring your obvious attempts to get her to turn towards you "Do you have a real reason to be here, if not please leave. I have plans to attend too."> "are you saying that you are not important Thera? You should be honored I would give my attention to you so much."> Shrug and leave, maybe it's time to talk to Taldia again. She was instrumental for the fall of that planet> Visit Warglitus again, maybe he has something for you. If not he can regale you with some of his exploits.> find Dunissa, you want to get in on this torture business> write-in
>>2257683> Visit Warglitus again, maybe he has something for you. If not he can regale you with some of his exploits.
>>2257683> "are you saying that you are not important Thera? You should be honored I would give my attention to you so much."
few more minutes for votes before I call the coinflip
Rolled 2 (1d2)alright that has been long enough 1 for >>2257710 and 2 for >>2257723
You smile at your bird friend, and decide a bit of teasing is in order. "are you saying that you are not important Thera? You should be honored I would give my attention to you so much."the bird girl remains unamused at you "No I am saying currently you are not important enough for me to care about right now." she closes her book and huffs shaking her head.Oof, that one hurt. you blink several times and shake your head, who knew bird girl had that level of insult waiting for you "I don't think you should be so.... rude to someone who saved your ass from confinement."Thera turns to look at you, "I thank you for that but this is really important to me, important enough that I am going to not ask you again to leave me be for now."> respect her wishes, if it is that important then you better leave her too it> now hold up, you don't get to insult me that bad and not get some punishment for it!> shrug and leave her to find someone else to pester as you wait (name who)> write-in
>>2257773>Let us go have an orgy with cocaine in a blood hot tub
>>2257773> respect her wishes, if it is that important then you better leave her too itY-you too.
Rolled 1 (1d2)once more we hit a draw, the rolling begins!
btw I forgot to write down 1 for >>2257778 and 2 for >>2257783
You decide you have had wasted enough time here time for some cocaine, an orgy, and a relaxing dip in your private blood hot tub.as you leave you notice two of the cultists you gave your blood to walking about, you look at them and they stop and salute you "How can we serve Master!" they say in unison.you smile at them "Bring me the five most beautiful girls on the ship, I wish to have an orgy soon."the two cultists run off as you head to your room, as you you quickly hit the fill button on the hot tub and cut yourself several lines of Cocaine.You snort them with ease and shake your head again as they begin to take effect on you. then you undress and submerge yourself in the blood.a few things you notice about yourself is not only did you gain additional muscle mass from that blessing of Slaanesh but you now have tentacles on your dick..... eh probably so you can cause greater pleasure.within five minutes five women enter the room, already undressed and from the looks of it injected with copious amounts of drugs.they join you in the hot tub without question and the orgy begins, you begin thrusting into one of them as the rest begin playing with themselves and each other.with your new assets you begin giving the girls mind shattering orgasms one after another. The girls were strong but they could not stand your new tentacle dick for long. soon you had reduced the five girls into a moaning mess of ecstasy, their pussies leaking with your demonic seed.after spending about a good hour making those girls cum uncontrollably you go and snort another line of Cocaine. You can never have enough cocaine.> alright lets go pest Hron a bit, maybe see how his arena is doing after you did that little display> time to find out what Taldia is up too, she has been in that garden for a long time now> eh lets just wait until we get to the eldar craftworld, not much to do really.> write-in
>>2257848>Let's go find Warglitus
alright we going to the smith, writing
You decide it's time to talk to your resident smith again to see what new toys he has for you to play with, the gods know how many toys he has forged for your followers.as you leave you look back at the passed out women, but then leave they are but simple tools to empower your god nothing more.as you walk though the halls you realize you did not cloth yourself, not that it mattered you were perfection made manifest.You enter the forge to see Warglitus fingering a girl while doing engraving work on a dagger "Warglitus it is good to see you again my old friend!"the smith merely nods at you engraving the last bits of a design on the blade before putting it down and facing you "Xawn, to what do I owe the pleasure.""I came to see if you had anything for me? it has been a while, surely you must have something for me." you ask looking at the man, you still wonder how he keeps in perfect shape but never leaves his forgethe man surprisingly shakes his head "No Xawn, I have yet to be hit by inspiration while you were gone. perhaps I may get inspired later down the line but not now."you nod your head disappointed at this, you really wanted another upgrade to your scythe.> leave the smith and find a cultist to rage fuck to get over the disappointment> ask him what would give him the inspiration for a new upgrade on your scythe, surely he could give you a hint> leave and wait for the ship to arrive at the Eldar craftworld, you must be well rested before you begin the slaughter> write-in
>>2257950> ask him what would give him the inspiration for a new upgrade on your scythe, surely he could give you a hint
you look at the smith and smile your most diplomatic smile possible, well if he wants to play that game"Warglitus surely you can give me a hint on how to inspire someone as great as you." you respond to him eyeing his reactionsThe smith looks at you and shakes his head "It is not that simple young one, inspiration cannot be forced.""but it can be stimulated" you respond looking at him "give me a hint.""Fine, if you are so starved for my works," he pulls himself up to his full height lifting the girl with him and sticking her on his erect dick "then preform a glorious task for the prince, alone.""was damning a planet not enough?" you ask paling a bit considering what a 'glorious' deed would be."No the Lady of change caused the downfall of the planet in the end, that was not your victory but her's, you must perform a task that truly honors the prince of pleasure. Only then will I be inspired!" as he says this he starts thrusting into the girl, but his voice does not waver in the slightest.> nod and leave, you have a idea of how to inspire the man. Time for some eldar to embrace the glory of Slaanesh!> ask him who the woman he keeps fucking is, seriously he is always fucking this woman with no breaks. who is she!> leave and wait for the contact with the craftworld, you have little else to do before then so may as well rest> write-in
>>2258039> nod and leave, you have a idea of how to inspire the man. Time for some eldar to embrace the glory of Slaanesh!
brb grabbing some food.
>>2258039> nod and leave, you have a idea of how to inspire the man. Time for some eldar to embrace the glory of Slaanesh!We must do something truly glorious for the Prince. Something unprecedented. I personally recommend causing the fall of a craftworld. Alone.
alright, I'm back and writing.
You decide that probably the fall of a craftworld would be enough to give this man inspiration, TIME TO FUCK SOME ELDAR!you bow and leave the room before quickly heading to the bridge, as you do so the entire ship shutters and shakes.... guess you arrived.Quickly getting your balance again you rush to the bridge where Thera, Hron, and Talida stand looking at a craftworld on a holoprojector.Hron looked like he was in heated argument with Thera about how to invade such a structure.so you walk in smiles and dick out shouting "Mentlegen! I believe it is time to let you in on my plan to take this craftworld and fuck it royally."All of them look at you and Thera immediatly covers her face noticing your nudity, Hron comments "damn."Taldia on the other hand ignores the nudity and bounds over before giving you another spine crushing hug of doom "Xawn!""OH GOD MY SPINE AGAIN! NOW I KNOW HOW MAGNUS FEELS!" you yell out as you feel her nearly crush you under her hugging strengtheventually you escape with your bones in tact before Thera throws some clothes at you and asks "Alright what is the plan."> my plan is that we infiltrate with the cover of wanting to create a working relationship between a rogue trader and the eldar of this craftworld> we go in guns blazing, fuck them up and kill them. Slaanesh hungers.> I will go, alone, and take this craftworld for the Prince. Don't question it my god makes odd requests of me as well Thera. (fel)> write-in
>>2258343> I will go, alone, and take this craftworld for the Prince. Don't question it my god makes odd requests of me as well Thera. (fel)
alright give me a 1d100 vs 35
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>2258438
You discard the clothes you were thrown, YOU NEED NO CLOTHING! instead you strike a pose and begin your speech."My comrades I come to you with the most marvelous of plans that my god, Slaanesh, decided to create for me. I shall enter the craftworld alone and slaughter the entire place by myself to prove that I am worthy of his blessings. Now I understand that you have misgivings about this plan but it is direct orders from the Prince himself and I loath to ignore the god that birthed some one like me." You give a flourish of a bow to the three of them as the stare blankly at you.Hron was the first to responds "LIKE HELL YOU FUCKING WILL! I WANT BLOOD!" he roars at you fire lighting in his mouth with his rage at your suggestion of him staying on the sidelines"Well my good daemon-" you start before he cuts you off"NO I AM NOT GETTING COCK BLOCKED ON THIS!" he roars at you as he walks up to you attempting to intimidate you with his imposing heightit does not work "Hron, I hope you understand I have a plan for you. If I die in there I want someone I can trust to be ready to resume the assault and turn the place into a blood bath. simply put I am the vanguard, once I die you will get to assault a weakened craftworld and grant your god as many skulls as he wishes!" you give him a smile and he crosses his arms before Thera comes to your defense."Hron, if he goes in by himself he has little chance of living. meaning you wont have to work for a daemon of Slaanesh." she comments smiling at you, a little hidden message that she saw that you had a good chance at success.the Daemon of Khorn relents at this little bit of information "well I guess I'll leave you to suicide then."with that you exit the bridge and get down to the hanger, you planned on getting in and out as soon as possible, you feel a sharp pain for a moment as Thera contacts you through your mind."so how are you going to get on the craftworld?" she asksactually how are you going to get on the craftworld?> I will take a ship and solo fly it into the craftworld, cause a good amount of mayhem with the crash> mind portaling me in there, I want to make sure they are as unprepared as possible> dock the ship on the craft world and drop me off, I'll signal you to pick me up when I am done> write-in
>>2258525> I will take a ship and solo fly it into the craftworld, cause a good amount of mayhem with the crashShiny. And. Chrome.
>>2258525> I will take a ship and solo fly it into the craftworld, cause a good amount of mayhem with the crashWhat a lovely day.
WHAT A DAY, WHAT A LOVELY DAY! writing
You smile at respond in your head "Oh I plan on using a single man ship to invade the craftworld and cause as much mayhem as possible.""well we dont have space craft that house only a single man." Thera responds, as you groan she quickly responds "But we have drop pods, picked them up from the planet.""good, get one prepared for launch as soon as possible. I want to be in that craftworld within the next hour." you respond as Thera throws up a map in your head of where to go.you follow the directions and find several slaves preparing the pod for launch, "M-my lord, this craft is not built for space usage. it has no air seals! they were damaged on the first usage and we have yet to repair them! please reconsider!""That does not matter mortal, I do not require air to live now get the damn thing ready or I will use you as sealant for the pod!" you glower at them as they quickly prepare the pod for launchwithin minutes you are in the pod, strapped in an over sized astartes class chair. you hear a countdown before you are rocketed towards what you believe is your destination.suddenly you feel the pod crash into something and the straps on the chair release you as the door open several eldar look up in shock at you as you smile at them.> "WHAT A DAY, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!" attack them with full foce (wsx2)> "hello there Eldar, the prince would like to invite you to his feast. I'll give you five seconds to run."> grab the turret in the pod and begin firing, it should be like shooting fish in a barrel (bsx2)> write-in
>>2258627> "WHAT A DAY, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!" attack them with full foce (wsx2)WE ARE AWAITED IN VALHALLA!
>>2258627> "WHAT A DAY, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!" attack them with full foce (wsx2)
A lovely day it is give me a 1d100 vs 38, 31
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>2258654
Rolled 12, 89 = 101 (2d100)>>2258654We're boned, and not in the fun way
oops I realized i ment 2d100 not 1, so I'll ignore that 94 and give you another roll >>2258659
>>2258663you need to roll another d100, there's two values to beat.
im giving him a full reroll because I made a mistake, so he has to roll 2d100
Rolled 1, 51 = 52 (2d100)>>2258665Oh ok.
>>2258670CRITICAL SUCCESS FOR THE PRINCE! LETS PLEASURE AND PAIN FLOW IN EQUAL MEASURE!
>>2258670Well how about that.
well then, none of them are getting away alive
You spin your scythe and laugh at the shocked eldar and scream "WHAT A DAY, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!"you charge them and quickly eviscerate two of them before they could even get their weapons in place, a female screams and they scatter.they made the wrong choice as you begin butchering them one by one, being suffused by their fear.as their blood coats the walls, it also coats you and you stand there in the corpses. you find and quickly crush their soulstones releasing their souls for Slaanesh to feed upon.now then what next.> continue the slaughter, press the advantage! (wsx3)> now then, time to hide. keep them guessing and force them to fear the unseen. (agx2, int)> take the form of an eldar and pretend you survived the assault, make them question themselves from the inside (felx2, wp)> write-in
>>2258713> take the form of an eldar and pretend you survived the assault, make them question themselves from the inside (felx2, wp)Fellowship and Willpower are our best stats, and continued slaughter could only go for so long until they brought out wraithguard.
>>2258713> take the form of an eldar and pretend you survived the assault, make them question themselves from the inside (felx2, wp)
give me a 3d100 vs 45, 25, 40
Rolled 83, 97, 6 = 186 (3d100)>>2258743
>>2258743we must be sneaky!
Rolled 37, 83, 23 = 143 (3d100)>>2258762crap, typed the dice thing in wrong.
Rolled 58, 33, 41 = 132 (3d100)>>2258743FOR THE GLORY OF SLANEESH
Well, that's 2/3 successes if the rolls are in order, all successes if they're pick and mix.
this will be the last one for tonight, I'll be back tomorrow around 5pm pst to pick this back up.
You crack your knuckles and smile, a brilliant plan blossoms in your head, you begin to assume the form of an eldar, as your features complete you hear footsteps.quickly you throw on some eldar clothing and make sure to bloody yourself sufficiently. as the eldar come in they see you standing there blood covering you.one of them walks up to you and grabs you "What happened here, who are you! I don't recognize you!"you realize you took the form of a generic eldar, not one in this room so you quickly point towards your throat. you make a scar appear there under the blood. as the eldar wipes it away he looks at you questioningly.suddenly you feel him probe your mind, quickly you throw fake memories. a few minutes later the man releases you but looks at you suspiciously"Keep him under watch, I do not trust him." the eldar warriors grab you and lead you away into a cell where they leave you.> wait, you made sure they did not know your true nature so you should be fine. just another eldar.> connect up to Thera, see if she can direct the ship to start firing on the craftworld to cause enough chaos for them to release you. (wpx2)> fuck it, you are going to kill everyone here (wsx3)> write-in
>>2258812> wait, you made sure they did not know your true nature so you should be fine. just another eldar.
>>2258812>> wait, you made sure they did not know your true nature so you should be fine. just another eldar.
Alright I apologize for being this late, work got me again. writing
You sit down in your cell, and lean back. They had no reason to suspect that you were the assailant you were simply just another Eldar.as you wait your supernatural hearing catches two eldar guarding your cell talking. Thankfully your god seems to have graced you with the ability to understand the Eldar language."So did you hear?" the first one says, it's voice gruff"what is it this time Onsaar?" the other responds to the first."well Balenel, it seems that a imperial ship was spotted near our craftworld. The Farseer is working with the warriors to set up an assault and destroy it." the one named Onsaar responds, you hear his knuckles crack "I can't wait to remove those Mon-keigh filth from our space"both the Eldar chuckle before you hear a female voice yell to them "Stand up soldiers, you are guarding a cell not having social hour!""YES CAPTAIN!" both the male eldar shout as your cell door opens and a eldar in full armor walks in"you, unnamed eldar, get up." as she says this you quickly get to your feet "You are coming with me."she grabs the front of your robes and pulls you along with her, roughly. after about thirty minutes of walking you are thrown into a room where you are surrounded by four eldar. from the psychic energy in the room you realize these four must be farseers.suddenly you feel them pressure your mind as they call out in unison "WHO ARE YOU!"> keep the lie going, you are a eldar who got overlooked by a daemon of Slaanesh! (wpx2)> drop the lie, kill them all (wsx2)> Thera, now would be a good time to cut in right now! (thera wpx2)> write-in
>>2263340> drop the lie, kill them all (wsx2)
Rolled 59, 10 = 69 (2d100)>>2263385
>>2263340> keep the lie going, you are a eldar who got overlooked by a daemon of Slaanesh! (wpx2)
>>2263390>69Ayyy praise da prince of pleasure.
alright 1 got it so writing
well first give me a 2d100 vs 45, 27
Rolled 94, 38 = 132 (2d100)>>2263483
giving it a few more minutes before I call a fail, you guys still got 2 more rolls
Rolled 24, 14, 7, 14 = 59 (4d100)>>2263532
Alright that is a success, writing
You refuse to allow the facade to to fall that easily and double down with your thoughts, only thinking about life in a craftworld and watching friends getting slaughtered as you fled from a doomed craftworld.as they probe further you throw more and more harrowing false memories at them until one of them cries out "ENOUGH!"all three leave your mind, but you shiver and shake. Blocking out and fooling three farseers was not easy and you doubt you could pull the same feat again."His mind is clean, though we do not know where he comes from he is Eldar! Telgren you shall escort him to a room, after that you shall join the assault party forming to destroy that ship."the female warrior who dragged you here salutes and roughly grabs your arm and leads you down a few more halls before opening a door for you and letting you in "I apologize for my roughness but time is of the essence, I pray that the farseers find a way to avoid the doom they foresaw."with that she closes the door you sit down and let out a sigh, alright you are in but now how will we exactly take this entire craftworld? we kinda just threw our self into this craftworld with no real plan in place.> contact Thera, see if she can cause some mayhem for you to slaughter choice targets in> contact Thera and have her set up the ship to receive an eldar assault, use that time to corrupt and kill the farseers> quietly begin poisoning and destroying important eldar food and water stores, that should lead to a speedy fall> Go and just begin the slaughter, if the warriors are grouping up that means less to stop you from killing civilians!> write-in
>>2263603> quietly begin poisoning and destroying important eldar food and water stores, that should lead to a speedy fall
>>2263603>> quietly begin poisoning and destroying important eldar food and water stores, that should lead to a speedy fallSpecifically, let's see if we can use a poison resembling something the Dark Eldar would use.
alright we got a vote, writing
You decide that the first thing one should to when killing an craft world would be poisoning the water and food supply. Simple enough considering you are a demon of the prince and you know how to make anything lethal.but first thing is first a change of clothing, quickly you search the room and find some fashionable robes that you put on.... after getting the blood off.you quickly and quietly exit your room and wander the halls until you find a older looking eldar whistling to himself and chuckling, as you look at him you realize that this one already had a foot in the grave at this pointyou walk up to him and bow before saying "Great elder may I ask of you a question?"the eldar looks at you and nods "yes young one, speak and I shall answer."you smile inwardly "I have gotten lost my good elder, I was supposed to help with repairs on the water and food supplies on the craftworld and I made quite a few wrong turns."the old eldar laughs at you, before going into a coughing fit. "well young one," he states after calming the coughing "it is simply down this all and to the left. Tell that overseer Lennyl that he can shove a spiked dildo up his ass if he can fit it past the stick next time you see him for me, bastard refused to have the lights in my room fixed."you nod and leave the old man following his directions, finall you arrive at a room full of tubes and filtration devices.quickly you tamper with the filters, putting several chemicals you find around the room into it improperly to poison the water.Unfortunatly you fail to find the food storage so the water will just have to do for now.a Eldar warrior walks past you, clad and wraithbone armor and weapons... you guess this place is prepping for war.> alright lets see if we can corrupt some people here without being caught (ag, wpx3)> leave and wait, you want to see how long it takes for people to start dieing from your tampering> contact Thera and inform her of the impending assault on the vessel. you want to still be able to continue your objective after this.> write-in
>>2264063> alright lets see if we can corrupt some people here without being caught (ag, wpx3)This WILL end badly, but when has that ever stopped us?
>>2264063> contact Thera and inform her of the impending assault on the vessel. you want to still be able to continue your objective after this.
alright I'm back and there has been no votes so coin flip 1 for >>2264085 and 2 for >>2264102
Rolled 1 (1d2)
alright give me a 4d100 vs 27, 33, 24, 18
Rolled 75, 16, 77, 87 = 255 (4d100)>>2264275I was correct, this will end badly. Hooray!
>>2264277Yay. One success.
I never said that this would be easy.
Rolled 73, 64, 93, 97 = 327 (4d100)>>2264275
>>2264294Mmm... the prince enjoys our pain.
giving it a few more minutes before calling it, we got one more roll to burn
Rolled 14, 2, 63, 96 = 175 (4d100)>>2264321
Let us hope anybody else is here right now. Let us pray to Slannesh.
well the powers are not with you at this moment, writing.
you decide now is the time to corrupt some people to use as puppets, you need more men if you are taking the craftworld.you walk back into the hall and spot the old man, perfect for his assistance you shall spare him death and make him a weapon of your god!you approach him and smile, he returns the smile with his own as you suddenly lunge forward with chaos energy in your hand.unexpectedly the man does not fall back surprised, instead he dodges your hand before grabbing your robe and throwing you over himself, sending you sprawling behind himas you pull yourself up you suddenly notice a crap ton of warp energy forming around the Eldar as well as him pulling out a Witchblade.... oh fuck he's a Warlock!Before you can move he points the sword at you and smiles "so how was poisoning auxiliary water supply?"your eyes narrow as you launch yourself backward away from the dangerous opponent, you need to make some distance.as you land you see the man prepare a combat stance, oh this is not good!> alright we started this we gunna end this, kill him now! (wsx3)> run, you can assume a new guise later a fight could draw a lot of unwanted attention (Agx2)> you failed once, you will not do so again. CORRUPT THE BASTARD! (agx2, wp)> write-in
>>2264356> you failed once, you will not do so again. CORRUPT THE BASTARD! (agx2, wp)If first you don't succeed, JUST KEEP TRYING HARDER!
I'll be back monday to continue this. see you then.
>>2264356> you failed once, you will not do so again. CORRUPT THE BASTARD! (agx2, wp)
alright give me a 3d100 vs 40, 35, 30
Rolled 32, 46, 21 = 99 (3d100)>>2267801
Rolled 58, 4, 14 = 76 (3d100)>>2267801
Rolled 51, 54, 56 = 161 (3d100)>>2267801We're fucked
>>2268460Surprisingly, we actually appear to have succeeded.
indeed you have, and thankyou for not roasting me for my sudden disappearance. writing
You decide that you are not giving this old Eldar the joy of dieing, you are going to make him suffer living under your control!you flex your legs and take a low stance, the old eldar advances with a confident smile on his face. He thought he had you, but it was you who shall soon have him.you wait until he was in swing distance and wait, a moment passes as both of you lock eyes with each other. then you launch your assaults.... well he launches his and to his surprise you avoid it barely.he swings again and you narrowly avoid the strike as well before your hand grabs onto the man's face.he was given a moment of horror before your power ripped though his mind, destroying his personality and leaving only a puppet for you to control.the Eldar's soul was devoured by you and he merely became a flesh puppet, now then what should you make this puppet do?> send him on a killing rampage, make people fear and wonder who truly is on their side.> have him guide you to the main water supply, if you killed the auxiliary that means there will be no escape from the poison> enter the body of the flesh puppet, this being will be easier to use to fool the guards than this form.... also maybe this body will allow you to find more about their plans (intx2)> while you are alone with the puppet alert Thera to the incoming assault, you don't want them to be caught off guard (wp)> write-in
>>2269171> have him guide you to the main water supply, if you killed the auxiliary that means there will be no escape from the poison
>>2269171>> have him guide you to the main water supply, if you killed the auxiliary that means there will be no escape from the poison
You let go of the meat puppet and it stands before you, with a jerky movement. you do not need to speak, your orders are clear though your mind.it begins to lead you towards the main water supply, you smartly reapply your disguise as you walk. it takes you quite a while to reach the main water supply but when you do you realize what you saw was pitiful in comparison.tubes and massive containment units are housed in the room, Your eyes open in wonder at the magnificence of the devices in the room.it was almost a shame that you would have to ruin it but hay destroying a craft world would be worth it after all.you begin sabotaging the entire thing, causing chemicals to leak, pipes to clog, and just general mayhem.once you are done you smile, the thing would take months to fix. suddenly you feel a twinge of pain as Thera opens a telepathic channel with you."Xawn we are coming under attack, I repeat we are coming under attack!" she shouts through the line panicked> "yes yes, just deal with it my dear. I am in the middle of something important!"> order her to retreat for now, you need your ship alive and well if you want to continue your crusade> order her to fire back with EVERYTHING, you want them to know and fear your ship so they will not try again.> ignore her and go on your way, you have things to do.> write-in
>>2269224> order her to retreat for now, you need your ship alive and well if you want to continue your crusade"My dear, I am sorry I cannot return to assist at the moment. I'll contact you when I'm done doing in this craft world, just retreat. I'll be fine darling, ta ta!"
>>2269224>> order her to retreat for now, you need your ship alive and well if you want to continue your crusade
You close your eyes for a moment to decide on a course of action before responding to the bird girl on the other side of the line."My dear, I am sorry I cannot return to assist at the moment. I'll contact you when I'm done doing in this craft world, just retreat. I'll be fine darling, ta ta!" you respond then cut the line before Thera could start swearing at you.you look at your puppet and think of what you could do to cause more problems for this craftworld.... you could poison the food as well.you decide on that course of action, well it was part of the original plan but hay you got a little sidetracked.you and your meat puppet move though the halls before you arrive at a large kitchen, it was filled with several eldar preparing food for the craftworld.one of them looks at you and scowls "You are not supposed to be here, leave and get that geezer out of here as well." he turns back to his work.> leave for now, too many eldar to do a quiet corruption or kill. lets see if we can find a farseer (Perx2)> LET NONE SURVIVE! (wsx3)> attempt to corrupt the room, use the meat puppet as an amplifier like you did with that guard captain. (wpx3)> write-in
>>2269266> leave for now, too many eldar to do a quiet corruption or kill. lets see if we can find a farseer (Perx2)subtlety is key.
>>2269283support. it is time to acquire another waifu. now all we need to do is roll some ones. Preferably all of them.
crap my internet went out and I need to actually get some sleep. I'll be back around 9am pst to continue this. Waifu may or may not be acquired depending on rolls.
>>2269266>> leave for now, too many eldar to do a quiet corruption or kill. lets see if we can find a farseer (Perx2)
alright give me a 2d100 vs 30, 25
Rolled 43, 12 = 55 (2d100)>>2269741
Rolled 86, 29 = 115 (2d100)>>2269741
I apologize I had a rough night and my body just shut down for a bit, we got one success and one fail so writing
You leave the room with your meat puppet in toe, you decide that to really get this shit going you need to find a corrupt one of the farseers.Their psychic powers would be essential for bringing this entire place to it's knees, but they are rare so finding one will not be too easy.Thankfully you are a demon so that makes it somewhat easier. Unfortunately making it easier did not make it so you found one.as you stalk the halls you quickly realize that just looking was not going to cut it, until you bump into a certain short eldar.immediately you sense her psychic powers, she was not a farseer but still she was most likely a seer.The eldar looks at you eyebrow raised "Alright who are you and what in the name of Isha's tits are you doing here."> smile at start a conversation, you don't need to corrupt her outright just yet. maybe you can have some fun with a battle of wits.> begin the corruption, she may be just a seer but a seer is still useful! (wpx2)> kill her and move on, she is not who you are looking for. Therefore she is useless to you. (wsx2)> move on and let her pass, you have business to attend to.> write-in
>>2269857> smile at start a conversation, you don't need to corrupt her outright just yet. maybe you can have some fun with a battle of wits.Anything without a roll makes us less likely to fail due to our own rotten luck.
>>2269857>>> smile at start a conversation, you don't need to corrupt her outright just yet. maybe you can have some fun with a battle of wits.I guess... we will make her our very own farseer! Seer part she alredy has covered, all we need to do now is make her go far.
alright after that sudden power outage I now can see the votes, writing.
You smile at the girl and respond "Well I thought I would take a walk though our fine craftworld, this old man has been accompanying me but I was hoping you could join us."the girl looks both you and your puppet up and down before shrugging, "guess I have nothing better to do, my master has yet to return from attacking that flying piece of scrap metal the mon-keigh call a ship."you begin walking with the girl, and she starts to speak about the craftworld itself, nothing too deep but enough for you to get a general understanding of the structure.suddenly she stops and looks at the puppet, suspiciously. "You have been rather quiet, speak up."> will the puppet to speak, it is technically a walking corpse now but maybe you can make it act a bit more lifelike (wp)> time for a bit of ventriloquism! (fel, ag)> cut in, the man does not speak much because his vocal cords were damaged a long time ago! yes, he is a mute! (felx2)> write-in
>>2270415> cut in, the man does not speak much because his vocal cords were damaged a long time ago! yes, he is a mute! (felx2)
give me a 2d100 vs 47, 29
Rolled 53, 88 = 141 (2d100)>>2270483
the dice gods have it out for us it seems.
Rolled 54, 42 = 96 (2d100)>>2270483
oh god my internet is going insane so I'll be back around 2 pm tomorrow to continue.
Rolled 55, 75 = 130 (2d100)>>2270483
Why are all our rolls so awful!? We roll a single dice that could be a success, but it's the wrong damn die.
Rolled 59, 73 = 132 (2d100)>>2270483
Rolled 74, 11 = 85 (2d100)>>2270415
>>2271227halp. that first dice is still stubborn biotch
Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d100)>>2270483let's hope the 4 gods bless my rolls
>>2271376We are Blessed!
Blessed be us, or damned considering what we are but anyways after struggling with my comp for an hour I finally got here, writing,
You refuse to allow your panic to show on your face, really your meat puppet cannot speak since it is no longer alive.You on the other hand are able to and are willing to fill in when you can so you quickly take control of the situation "my how rude of you, can you not tell he is a mute?"the seer looks at you suddenly flustered "Oh, I-ah.... I am sorry for any offense I may have caused." she quickly bows her head towards you and your meat puppet.you smile internally as you continue "truly it was a shame when it happened, he was fighting an enemy of our race and the damned creature managed to cut his throat."the seer looks up curiously at you "what creature and why do I see no scar?" she asks eyeing you suspiciously."My it was a demon of she who thirsts my good seer, the battle was ages ago and he refused to have it healed out of pride. Though the scar has long since faded to time." you continue, you may as well impress her with a lie while you can.The Seer's eyes go wide with awe "A demon slayer, by the gods." she bows again to your puppet> she is vulnerable, kill her and possess the body for now! (Ws, wp)> well time to corrupt the girl, she suspects nothing therefore this is the best time to do it! (wp, ag)> continue the tour maybe you can milk more info out of this seer.> write-in
>>2272189> well time to corrupt the girl, she suspects nothing therefore this is the best time to do it! (wp, ag)
alright 2d100 vs 42, 31
Rolled 13, 73 = 86 (2d100)>>2272234
Rolled 28, 88 = 116 (2d100)>>2272234
well we got one success and one fail, writing
You slowly but surely summon up your warp energies into your hand and go for the grab to corrupt the girl.Unfortunately you accidentally step on the hem of your robe causing you to trip and fall onto the Seer."Ach you fool! get off me!" she yells pushing you off her and dusting off her robes. "you may be of my kind but your clumsiness is almost intolerable. who trips when standing still!"you pull yourself up, pulling the power of the warp back into yourself. thankfully she seemed to have missed your attempt at corrupting her but that was almost a massive blunder on your part."I apologize, I was attempting to turn around and I stepped on my robe. It's not my size but it was a gift and I loath to throw away a gift." you respond. internally you swore at yourself, you almost had her and you let it slip!suddenly you look up and see two more eldar walk up, in full battle armor. "Seer Faetiren I thought you were ordered to head immediately to the Farseers, not spend time with citizens." one of them states glowering though the helm at the seer.the seer bows her head and sprints off and the warriors look at you "And you citizen, this place is off limits. we will overlook your presence here as long as you leave immediately.the two warriors leave you and your meat puppet alone.> alright track the seer down, if you find her you find the farseers! (wp, perx2)> leave the area and head to one of the commons, you can start watching the effects of your poisoning.> scout this area quickly, if this place is off limits that means there must be something here for you to use! (agx2, perx2)> write-in
>>2272302> alright track the seer down, if you find her you find the farseers! (wp, perx2)
>>2272302>> alright track the seer down, if you find her you find the farseers! (wp, perx2)
Alright give me a 3d100 vs 36, 27, 22
Rolled 50, 2, 25 = 77 (3d100)>>2272312
Rolled 44, 21, 63 = 128 (3d100)>>2272312
Rolled 5, 46, 10 = 61 (3d100)>>2272312
well with those three rolls you managed to succeed, writing
you decide to ignore the warnings you have been told and begin to track down the Seer. as you do this you intentionally suppress your psychic abilities to hide your true nature.the girl was easy to track, having no real fear of the environment you could tell where she had been though thanks to your innate ability to track psychic powers.her path took you around a rather long way, you note it avoided the patrols for the warriors, useful information.Finally you arrive a large door covered in Eldar runes. as you stick your ear to it you hear several voices, the seers and three others."I.......this.......orld......st....orders....." you cant make out what they were saying but the one that was talking was much older than the seer before judging by the sound."le......ou.......wor......im..... man." you hear a much deeper male voice speak out, it did not sound Eldar but from what you could make out it was speaking the Eldar language.> bust in and begin the slaughter, cut the head off the snake! (str, wsx3)> listen harder, maybe you can pick up some more information. (perx3)> leave and go to check on the effects of your poison, you want to make sure you got the dosage right.> write-in
>>2272361> bust in and begin the slaughter, cut the head off the snake! (str, wsx3)
>>2272361> listen harder, maybe you can pick up some more information. (perx3)I don't want the seer waifu getting killed in the crossfire. Her assets could prove valuable.
alright give me a 3d100 vs 30, 22, 13
Rolled 82, 58, 56 = 196 (3d100)>>2272393
Rolled 90, 6, 86 = 182 (3d100)>>2272393
it was on this day we knew, the dice gods were angry. brb 30 min.
Alright I'm back. we failed 2 and got 1 so writing.
You press your, ear against the door harder attempting to get a clearer sound though the heavy doors.unfortunately the door is way too thick for you to get a good lock on the voices. "or..... lor..... deam..... fin.... phe...... peror." the male voice continues"lo.....nce......een....yo......sim......per.....sla." the older female voice continues, the voices get closer to the door and you back off.you and your meat puppet quickly hide as the door opens and two female eldar step out and one human wearing impressive golden powerarmor.the older female eldar had crystal growing out of her face and arm and she had a stern look upon her face, you nearly gasp in shock as the psychic power from this eldar was so great that those four others that attempted to peer into your mind before seemed like a summer breeze compared to this psychic hurricane.they pass by you and you are left alone in the corridor.you breath out in relief, as they leave. you did not want to tango with something like that.> alright now follow those three, a human in a craftworld is odd (agx2, per)> leave, now. you need to get away from that freak of a eldar before she realizes that you are there!> head to the commons and check on your dirty work is affecting the population of the craftworld yet> write-in
>>2272601> leave, now. you need to get away from that freak of a eldar before she realizes that you are there!
You quickly get the hell out of that area, if a psyker is strong enough to cause you to freeze up just be being nearby you know it's trouble.you and your puppet continue to flee passing several warriors who do not even give you a second look as you run.eventually you find yourself running into a commons room, no one was there save one female eldar who was busy cleaning something and was paying you no attention.you stop and relax, that freak of a psyker was too far away to sense you now..... probably.... now that you have a moment to think what do you do now?> wait, see who comes in and out and mark who seems important. they will be the first to die (perx2, int)> corrupt the woman, best to make another thrall for your destruction of this craftworld (wpx2)> since nothing is here lets see if we cannot find where these eldar are keeping their weapons.... maybe we can do something with them (per, intx2)> write-in
>>2272669> corrupt the woman, best to make another thrall for your destruction of this craftworld (wpx2)
give me a 2d100 vs 50, 38
double success is bad
Rolled 58, 38 = 96 (2d100)>>2272680
Rolled 69, 89 = 158 (2d100)>>2272680
damn >>2272700 you cut that close, but I'll take a matching the dc. also since it was not a double success we did not cause the problem. writing
you slowly and carefully approach the eldar standing there, humming some tune to herself she did not notice you until your hand grabs the back of her head.before she could even utter an sound you blast your corruption into her mind. at first she grabbed her head attempting to push you out but soon the groans of pain turned into moans of pleasure.you release the girl, unlike the man next to you, her mind was spared for the most part. you just awakened her to the truth of Slaanesh.though you tried to suppress the physical effects of the corruption her eyes still took a purple hue, guess there was nothing you could do about that.she kneels and bows her head "What do you command of me, master?"> "tell me has there been any reported cases of illness in the last hour?"> cut yourself and give her some of your 'blood' tell her to mix it with any food or drink she brings the people here.> tell her to follow you to a secluded spot, you feel like relieving yourself> write-in
wow 4chan kicked my name for a bit
>>2272729> tell her to follow you to a secluded spot, you feel like relieving yourself
>>2272729> "tell me has there been any reported cases of illness in the last hour?"
Rolled 1 (1d2)alright sufficient time has passed, time for the coin flip 1 for >>2272738 and 2 for >>2272743
alright NSFW time is a go, but unfortunately after this I must stop for tonight because of work. writing
you decide it has been too long since you stuck your dick in something so now since you have a female on your hands it is time to get going.you smile at her and state "I feel like I must relieve myself, come with me."You take the woman's arm and bring her with you, you reach the room that the eldar had given to you and have your puppet wait outside to keep people out.swiftly you undress and your new slave does so as well. her pure white skin almost glowing in the darkness, your dick quickly is at full mast and her pussy was dripping in anticipation.wasting no time you step forward and mercilessly shove your dick into the woman, indeed she may not be the most beautiful of the eldar here but right now none of that mattered.she moaned in pleasure as you began thrusting into her, feeling her out and using the tentacles to play with her insides.after a few minutes of this play the woman could barely stand as her body twitched in pleasure.you release your demonic 'seed' into her as she orgasms for the last time before collapsing, still impaled upon your dick.you pull her off it and lay her on the bed before putting your robe on and forcing yourself back into the eldar disguise.> see if you can find that seer again and corrupt her, provided the freak of a farseer is not there> try to connect up to Thera again, you want to make sure she got away (wp)> check to make sure the poison is still pumping into the water supply> write-in
>>2272776> see if you can find that seer again and corrupt her, provided the freak of a farseer is not there
> check to make sure the poison is still pumping into the water supplyGiven that this keeps being an option, I feel like there may be problems with our poison plan.
>>2272776>> check to make sure the poison is still pumping into the water supplyI just hope we wont loose our ship and friends while we are fucking with craftworld
>>2272890They'll be fine. They're all resourceful girls and also the khorne one who's name I can't remember.
You exit your room, leaving the elf behind and causing your meat puppet to follow you.you begin to retrace your steps to find the water supplies and you notice the auxiliary water supply was still broken.Unfortunately the main water supply now had guards standing in front of it. warriors to be exact. you groan to yourself at this annoyance.as you are standing there watching the door for the guards to leave you see that seer from before scurry by with a staff and three books in hand.it was only for a brief moment but she looks at you and continues on her way.> alright poisoning the water probably failed, time to start tracking that seer> see if you can slip in past the guards, you need to make sure that your work was not undone (felx2)> order your meat puppet to cause a scene, you will probably loose it but worthy sacrifice to cause distrust and panic among the people (puppet ws, wp)> write-in
>>2286521>> see if you can slip in past the guards, you need to make sure that your work was not undone (felx2)
Rolled 1 (1d2)Alright we got a tie so chaos shall decide 1 for >>2286551 and 2 for >>2287465
alright give me a 2d100 vs 67, 43
Rolled 46, 47 = 93 (2d100)>>2287539
I'm going to hit the pause button for tonight and come back tomorrow, I'll check the rolls then.
Rolled 89, 90 = 179 (2d100)>>2287539
Rolled 22, 27 = 49 (2d100)>>2287539
we got two successes, so writing
You look at your meat puppet and smile as a devious idea blossoms in your mind. well time to cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war!you summon up a large amount of chaotic warp energy and shove it into your meat puppet, as you do this you set it to only go off once the puppet has reached a certain level of damage.you then give the puppet a singular command, kill.it stiffens and pulls it's blade out before charging the two warriors with a silent roar."WHAT THE FUCK!" one of the warriors yells as it takes the blade though the chest, "GAH!" it grunts falling down severely woundedthe other warrior whips around shooting the puppet in the head, it stumbles back as the chaotic energy inside activates.suddenly the thing warps into a chaos spawn, moaning and screeching as it launches itself at the other guard.this was the perfect moment as several citizens walk into few of a chaos spawn, bearing the face of one of their comrades, begins brutally killing a surprised eldar warrior.They scream and run as the chaos spawn charges after them.you guess your plan worked out.> alright the way is clear, time to check our work.> follow the chaos spawn, you want to see how well it works in killing civilians> time to find that seer, you want to see if you can corrupt her yet (perx2)> write-in
>>2288138>> alright the way is clear, time to check our work.