You have made a deal with the candy wizardess. Now we need to find some magical staff of unlimited battery in order to save the princess.Rules:>be sure you are replying to the correct post>"get" numbers are 8, 9 and 0.>first get decides what happen next>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.>wait 10 minutes to reroll if you don't get a "get"previous thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=viva+pi%F1ata
>>225289Go back and get a good luck kiss from the witch!__
>>225289Let's have a gander at that 'ol map.
>>225289We inspect the map
>>225289Look at the map.
We have a map, useit.
>>225289Eat candy map.
it's looks like there is a consensus:>You stop and take a look>There is no time to waste, take a look as you walk.
>>225342Stop and look for sure. Don't wanna trip.
>>225342>You stop and take a look
>>225315What you want to do is turn off that mobile if you can.
>>225350Safety first: You have avoided a Wile E. Coyote moment.
>>225406Sorry, I was at a party.>>225342Stop and look at the map.
>>225429Welp, time to jump off the cliff.
>>225429Look for a way to climb down.
>>225429Follow the route in the map
>>225429>Travel DOWN the Gulch of Death>Along the River of Sugary Succulence>Down the Waterfall to the Lake of Lavish Luxuries>Into the Mountain of Sinful Surprises>And in the heart of the Mountain Range, you will find that which you seekNot bad.Leap of faith?
>>225429Throw map away. Who need a map when you have spirit of adventure
>>225429Walk down the cliff.
>>225429Look around for a ladder
>>225429Try to catch a bird. Then use bird to glide down of cliff
Look for a bird to help us down.
Rolled 3 (1d9)>>225429what the hell is happening with the gets?dice, choose for me1>>2254412>>2254453>>2254464>>2254515>>2254866>>2255067>>2255218>>2255439>>225545
>>225569Follow the route it is
>>225569>Got the get too
>>225585of fucking course
well, we gonna follow the route.someone roll a d4
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>225596*finger cross*
forgot tje pic
>>225599*Insert despair here*
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>225601That other guy didn't count
>>225605is this good or bad?
>>225610it's not valid as >>225599 rolls first
>>225601Wait if that's a river, wouldn't the candy golem dissolve?
>>225618Anon, we're going to find a magic staff for casting CANDY spells.Chances are, it's a bubblegum river.
>>225599>>225581At least you are at the bottom of the cliff now
>>225758Catch a giant fish in the river
>>225758Check our surroundings.
>>225758Awaken unnamed Protagonist and show us the world you now find yourself in.
>>225758Survey your surroundings
>>225775>unnamed ProtagonistThe hero or "yourself"
>>225758Check for damage.
>>225758Inflate the candy golem and use him like a boat
>>225758Continue following the map
>>225790Why am I the only one getting 8, 9 or 0?
>>225796Because you're a dirty cheater.
>All suggsestion post - no "get">Al other post - got fucking "get"
>>225796Maybe we just roll d10 dices
Rolled 2 (1d7)1>>2257652>>2257713>>2257754>>2257775>>2257916>>2257937>>225794I get the get, yes?
>>225758dust yourself off and find out if golem is intelligent enough to write.
>>225758We see a pirate ship around a shore and you try to sneak in.
>>225828for what purpose?
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>225884
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>225884Golem should write ancient simbols to summon demoness
>>225884there should really be an in-between 2-3 and 4. one looks like a 4th graders writing, and the other a professional.
>>225897>>225828the dice has to be rolled by the original suggeter.
>>225914by any chance the golem's intelligence is linked to it's thickness?
>>225941>not making her a delicious loli
>>225884Golem should write a letter, put it in the bottle and throw bottle down the river. Then some river spirit will open the bottle, read the letter and help us.
>>225941at this point we know her strength is linked to her size. She intelligence is the same, thick or not.
>>225959It should be very sexy river spirit
So are we waiting for the original suggester or what?
>>225978It's been long enough, I say we just go with the 3.
>>225978The original suggester probably leave. OP shoud roll dice or just use 3
Waiting for the original suggester to roll seems sorta pointless. It's random anyways.
>>226002I agree but that was the consensus last thread so OP has been sticking to it. The ruurs are very important y'know.
>>226034But there are exceptions to every rule
>>225828>>225897let's go with the first roll then.
>>226043Wait what does that text say in the corner
>>226043Gotta agree, what's written on the back of the map?
>>226043So this >>225959 counts as get or not?
>>226087No since it didn't refer to an post really asking for one.
>>226050Just some extra info
>>226142Pet the golem and put it on our shoulder.It's time to get a move on, let's see what's around us.
>>226142Survey the river.
>>226142Inflate the candy golem and use her like a boat
>>226142Headpats for Golem, then pick her up and get moving along the river!
>>226149A thick boat!
Oh god I'm sorry.I feel asleep.
>>226149Dobson, please, it's made of candy corn, not bubblegum.
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>226170Oh God no.
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>226170Jic they don't.
>>226177The original poster has to roll
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>226170I shoud roll SIX!? Ohh man....
>>226185>>226149rule of comedy doesn't work this time.Pause for dinner.
>>226256Dat kiss thou
>>226256Looks like we're just going to walk along side the river
>>226256Walk down alongside the river for the meantime. You should look for food, like a berry bush or something.
>>226256Walk along the riverbank until you find some wood, then use it to build a raft.
>>226256Walk alongside the river while looking for food.
>>226256Perform the ritual to summon river spirit
>>226256Let's go swimmin'.We meet a Candy Cane Mermaid.
>>226256Aww, she's embarrassed. you should give her a hug.
>>226307Ooh, I like.>>226256
Do we know what the candy spell beads do?
>>226324No, just that they each do something different
>>226318We need this. and to walk
>>226324>>226344>each bead is a candy spellit not implies it gonna be different spells
>>226463Oh okay, my mistake.
>>226275>>226276>>226277>>226285>>226432>WalkingYou can ask literally anything and you guys choose walking. I dont get it
>>226494We don't want to risk the smol golem.
>>226494With our luck, I'm not taking risks for the moment.
>>226318I bring you diabetes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRUn3ScIBak
>>226565Awwww :3Also we see pirate ship with sexy pirate captain around a shore
>>226565>she's even smilingd'aaw
>>226565The Turtles are actually the real band that did this Commence handholding walking montage with this song.
>>226624but I prefer the beatles
>>226598roll a d4
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>226667You just love making things more complicated, dont you?
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>226667thats a cool diagramyou must be an awesome DM
>>226677good, there is a ship on your riverside and it's not aground.also roll a d6 to see if there is a pirate or not.
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>226707I swear if I not roll 3-6 I am going to kill somebody
>>226715Yeaaahhh boyy! My neighbors get a chance to live another day
>>226715You think it's going to be a thick pirate?
>>226731She better be thick. I have so much adrenaline in me. I need to chill
>>226731>Save the Princess thread>Will the hot pirate be thickAnon.
>>226752ButWhy always thick
>>226757Because we're a bunch of lusty faggots who love women with the curvature of a goddess.
finally roll a d3 for pirate's hostility (1=hostile)
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>226774Since you didn't specify a person.
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>226774I you kidding me man. I am dying here come on
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>226774ok
>>226766Yes butThere's various kinds of women around.Thicc all the time gets boring.
>>226785>>226786>>226787d-Do we get a bonus for consecutive num-numbers???
>>226792>Thicc all the time gets boringHeretic!
>>226774If OP make her hostile I will roll the fuck out of dices to rape her
>>226797you can't be hostile, neutral and friendly at the same time... if you don't have multiple personality disorder, I mean.
>>226810Who here for MPD pirates? Me!
>>226810>if you don't have multiple personality disorderI was about to suggest that. Funny.
>>226810that kinda turns me on
>>226810>Friendly in the day>You gotta palm a knife at knight to make sure she doesn't pull some shitI'm for it.
>>226830So she turns into a knight?
>>226832>knightSorry, force of habit.
Man waiting for that sexy pirate is killing me
you know what? MPD it's a good idea as it introduces some funny conflict. so, MPD it is. I'll start as neutral.
>>226917Thank you based OP.
>>226819>>226917What is MPD?
>>226935multiple personality disorde
>>226935Dissociative identity disorder
>>226952>>226955>>226963Oh thanks. MPD pirate I get it now. But it will be really hard to draw all that stuff, doesnt it? Well if OP want that so ok
>>226785>>226786>>226787>>226715>>226667>>226598those are a lot of links
>>227011I assume part 1/2?Otherwise, they invite us aboard, somewhat... wary.
>>227011Show me the THICK PIRATE DAMMIT! OP you are such a sadist
>>227011Ask if you can hitch a ride with whoever is on board
>>227011Put your thumb to see if they let you hitch.
>>227011We use our natural charm to capture the attention of sexy pirate
hitch a ride
>>227031it's called cliffhanger. It has been almost 6 hours now. And I wanna work in the pirate's design. Something appeling but quick to draw.but first, someone roll the roll of misogyny.
Rolled 1 (1d8)>>227099
Rolled 7 (1d8)>>227099
>>227102I blame you for everything.
Rolled 3 (1d8)>>227099Does it need a get to make the roll count?
>>2271021 doesn't mean a bad roll. it only not gonna be thick. Don't worry she's gonna be sexy.
>>227099Thank you OP.
>>227122Well I actually like petite ladies. Its just guys want some thikness so its kinda sucks
>>227152At least she got arms.
>>227163Lol. I only now notice that
>>227152Some times you have to taste bitter flavours to appreciate the sweet even more.
>>227174Wiser words have rarely been spoken my friend.
>>227174The bitter is everyday life, nothing but landwhales and sticks.Art is the sweet.But yeah, oh well.
>>227152It's alright anon, we all have different tastes. Some change with time.
>>227174We still got a thick witch waiting for us back there lads. Eyes on the prize!
>>227190I think every woman beautiful in some way especially when you are a virgin .
>>227233dont be some white knight. these drawings arent real people.
>>227227I'm going to laugh if we end up betraying her for a banal reason.
>>227251>these drawings arent real peopleFor someone there are
>>227272Okay, I get it but you gotta understand to not force ONLY your tastes in the story, it's a collaborative sort of thing.
>>227256Thats depends on how long you havent had sex
>>227289I dont force anything. I already said thats I am okay with body that I rolled.
>>227099OP, Guilty Gear got a good design and since this is related to vidya...
>>227557I'd be okay with this, actually. Plus then.. We could live out a fantasy or two given enough good rolls.Also,>Inb4 we'll have to roll 1d3 every turn around the BipolarPirates
The ship better be called the Bipolar Express
>>227611With a Bipolar Bear on board?
>>227674Bipolar polar bearmaybe bisexual too, bi bipolar polar bear
>>227686How many muscles does he have? He can be a Bi bipolar polar bear bear
>>227732That adds up to how many oppression points?
>>227264poor anons are easily lead astray
>>227099Something i don't quite getWill the pirate be a loli or just petite?
>>228022I have a couple of ideas why we would do so but it would require some teamwork and/or bullshit luck.
>>229986Find it out at 20:00 UTC
>>230129What program do you use? I always wondered how people can draw this style.
>>230145Paint tool SAI, this is the binary brush
>>230129Also,>That yellow line at the top
>>230357you are overthinking
>>230389it did strike me as a nose at first.
>>230129>>230357I thought it was a harpy pirate.
<1 hour remains
do you like your pirate girls with eyepatch?
>>230932if its only for show not for a empty eye socket
>>230936who's talking about eyes?
>>230946Don't stare at her boobs.....stare at her boobs
>>230946>Mexican skull ornamentationHmm.Anyway, we bow before the mighty Pirate Girl and request safe passage down-river.
>>230960have you heard of sugar skull?
Stare at her boobs and ask for passage.
>>230960i'm just sticking with the mexican/candy theme
>>230966>>230973Here in the Americas even sugar skulls are plain colored unless they go for a "Day of the Dead' theme.And yeah, I kinda forgot about Sugar Skulls being globally like that, apologies.
>>230946They're not really eyepatches if they're not on the eyes, are they? They would be breastpatches in this case.
>>230999Breast are the eyes of the soul.
>>230946Offer her a candy bead as payment for passage.
>>230959What do you want, weirdo?
>>231079Bribe her with a candy bead in exchange for a ride on her ship.
>>231079Get twacked by a jealous golem
>>231079Ask for passage on her ship downriver
Also those titties are perfect, just saying.
>>231079Explain your quest and ask for help.
>>231079To hitch a ride downriver
>>231079Put on a shirt, weirdo!
>>231098sorry for the delay. My dog has puked on the couch.roll a d4
>>231144>My dog has puked on the couch.Oh dear...
>>231144back up roll
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>231144That doesn't sound good.
>>231148Options/Email not Name field.
>>231154I know I just keep missing
>>231149>>231098it's your lucky day
>>231239Let's hop aboard and thank her!
>>231239Ask for her name and if you can help her in return.
>>231239Say politely, "thank you, it is nice to see such kind pirates on the river today."and saddle up for a quick journey southbound along the river.
>>231239Ask her if there's anything you can do in return for her services.Anything...
>>231239Thank her, board, and ask if there's some.way to thank her for her service as we travel downstream.
>>231239Stare harder at the eyepatchs
>>231239ask her for a banana
>>231239Lets drink shitload of rum
>>231239Try to impress her using your magical candy, but fuck up and instead transform yourself into a adorable little girl or a big titty woman
>>231268Time to get wasted
>>231268>getting shitfaced with a possibly hostile pirateThis is fine.
>>231268roll a d6
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>231301pls 1
>>231305close Time to get wasted
>>231301Does the "get" poster need roll?
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>231301mmmmm... rum...
>>231307Seeing as how that's enough to kill a man, it'll probably just end up being sugar water or something.
>>231313holy shit yes
>>231313Also, this is only "1" we're proud of so far, isn't it?
>>231313>>231332I have a feeling this will not end well.
>>231454Wait, is she the ONLY pirate on the ship?
>>231454Give the golem some booze too, then have a drunken three-way
>>231454Where's the rest of her crew?
>>231454Oh fuckWe killed her didn't weWe killed her with our party hard life style
>>231459you should have ask that before...
>>231454les fuq when drunk, get her to come along with us
>>231479>les fuqWhat did he mean by this
>>231474Remember kids, don't drink and sail at the same time, it causes shipwrecks. Also the pirate police will confiscate your pirate's licence.
Wait! Before any fugging, we need to know a few things about her...1. Can we trust her?2. What's her favorite anime?3. Who is her waifu? (no waifu, no laifu, after all)
>>231454Give some to golem to make her calm down
>>2315041. Shes bipolar2. One Piece3. Us
>>231498We probably aren't sailing at all considering we just spliced the mainbrace instead of weighing anchor or unfurling the mainsail.
>>231532Everyone turns into monstergirl futas. :^)
>>231532find weapon, this bitch seems bipolar
>>231532Go up on deck and see where we are
>>231539>gets which blatantly ignores previous statements will be ignored or changed.
>>231539Does Rule 4 apply here?
what is de maximum dice's sides it can roll?
>>231570Don't think soI've saw lewd adventures happen before>>231576Infinite^?
>>231576Do it OP, you know deep down you want it
>>231576Even if you make someone roll a 999... etc., there will still be a universe out there where someone rolled that number and you had to draw it.
>>231539We already did that last time you nerd
>>2315761000000 I think
Rolled 7533676 (1d10000000)>>231588So the answer is infinite, but it will not submit an output.Now for a finer roll.This is something I've never seen postularized about.
>>231576It seems situation getting OUT OF HAND
>>231539it's not even original
Rolled 3292962 (1d9999999)>>231594
Rolled 659754164 (1d1000000000)>>231591>10 mil worksThen let's try 1 billion.
>>231598That was close.
>>231600I'm going to say "that's acceptably massive enough."
>>231600I've seen it roll with the number999824732340984230
Rolled 4242438 (1d9999999)>>231594Please not 9999999
Rolled 6450613 (1d9999999)>>231594
>>231600the highest i've seen>>214544
>>231594Here's hoping it's passed off as a drunk dream and then we return to "normalcy."
Rolled 1312574 (1d9999999)>>231594ayy lmao
>>231594Thank god, even though the guy kept it PG I still haven't recovered from that permanent wolf dickgirl roll in another quest.
>>231594>>231576How about we just turn pirate girl on her back?
Just make it a very weird dream that rescue princess guy had while drunk.
Monsters with jetpacks outside?
>>231618Let's roll for amount of weirdness in the dream.
>>231682Well, perhaps. But let's let Op decide.Probably cliffhanger. It's already after midnight his time anyway.
>>231539it's not time for delirium tremens
>>231776Go onto the deck and see where we are
>>231776Oh well At least we have our waifu problem solved...why are we here again
>>231776get up and look for the captain
>>231776Get dragged>by whoGood question.
>>231776someone slipped us the mickey!
>>231776It's the same wolfgirl of before! I knew this guy looked familiar, he's the same guy of before after curing himself of futaitis and embarked into a new quest to save a princess and marry her
>>231923well, that's today's cliffhanger, see you tomorrow. Good night!
>>231928It's quite literal tonight huh? See you tomorrow OP.How's the witch doing in our absence?
>>231923If we save ms pirate do we get a complimentary blowie?
>>231923Grab the steering wheel and turn it to the right as hard as fast as you canIf we're lucky we'll crash into the right bank and/or those candy rocks, allowing us to get offboard.
>>231923Instead of trying to save the ship, we abandon it with all of the rum we can carry and Ms. Pirate Lady. We roll later for forgiveness.(My answer for tomorrow)
>>231959Will ms pirate give us a blowie if we destroy her ship to save us?
>>231975It was her idea to get drunk, she won't be happy but she cannot really blame us for trying to salvage the situation.Although we could always get her drunk again and get a blowie that way
>>231952>>231975>>231984Why the blowie obsession?
We need spells for the candy bracelet. So, start pulling out of your asses ideas for candy related spells.futa monstergirl TF it's not candy related
>>231776So candy corn is the most hung of the bunch.deep down can't wait to see porn out of that in the end
>>233501Well, let's see here.Bubblegum Shield.
>>233501Conjure vorpal licorice whip.
>>233508it's some kind of spicy candy?
>>233515Yeah. Sweet and hot. And they're called atomic fireballs.
I'm not very creative
how about liquorish vines like an ensnaring trap type spell
>>233546>makes your opponent pregnanti'm not asking for candies, i'm asking for spells
>>233557But OP, >>233536 and >>233508 were actually decent.Know what, imma contributing as well. How about all these in pic?Hi Voltage instead of a lightning ray, for example.
>>233557summon gummy bear armies
>>233559sour candy is a good idea.>Mutes your opponent.
>>233508Yeah, "atomic fireball" just makes a giant fucking fireball we can throw. ATOMIC FIREBALL!
>>233573What about gum or sticky candy to glue foes? There's Goop Gum in the sour candy image.OH OH I KNOWTHROW JAWBREAKERS AS ROCKS TO BREAK JAWS
>>233501"Conjure candy feast". When used, this spell will summon a banquet table covered in food and candy, enough for X people.
Got another one:Sugar hyperactivityIt's a buff that fills you with ecstatic energy for some time, but lower control over your actions.
what about summoning a pixie dust storm
>>233600it blinds foes?
>>233611Slippery + ice damage?
>>233605yeah like a thick dust storm just more colourful. used to obscure the caster and blind foes
>>233501"Pop rocks" - when cast gives us the power to charge any stone we can hold in our hand with explosive energy. Like Gambit from the x-men. (Pick up stone, charge with energy, whip at enemy's face, stone explodes)
>tentacle gummy existsWew
>>233501"Necco armor" - conjures a full suit of necco wafer scale mail. If you're not familiar with necco wafers, they're an extremely hard and flavorless candy that no one likes. They don't even dissolve easily in water.
how do you guys call this?
>>233625Advent of the Wurm (M:tG card) but candy-fied
>>233622so would the explosion scale with stone size?
>>233643a d3 will determine the effectivity of each spell, being 1 a slightly weaker version and 3 a slightly stronger version.Keep, posting ideas, I gotta go.
>>233638>Summons giant lollipop mace that works like Soul Greatsword, but as a mace>Lollipops erupt from the ground like the Gravelord Greatsword Dance>Candy Soul SpearWell excuse me that all my magic knowledge comes from the Souls series.
>>233563+1 for summon gummy bear
Conjure cotton candy beard - makes a majestic cotton candy beard appear on your face, giving you more authority and masculine sex appeal (+1d3 Charisma)
>>233653That makes me think of something like Spook. Conjuring cotton candy on your feet to make your footsteps quieter and allowing you to fall great heights?
I guess these can be used as an emergency health boost/ revive spell.
And this one is self explanitory
Candy keys to open locked doors and chests
>>233625>Gummy Whip to lash out at your enemies withI like it.
When are we starting again
>>233807Probably 20:00 same as always, which is 4 hours, 40 minutes from now for OP.
>>233501Summon salmiakki to dry up water or.....Candyland AKA UNLIMITED CANDY WORKS!
>1 hour, 22 minutes remain
>>233811>>234246probably an hour later today 21:00 UTC
>>233501"Candy fangs" - creates a set of candy fangs that, when worn, grants the wearer all the abilities of an actual vampire. Undeath, sunlight weakness, bat form, bloodthirst, etc. until removed.
>>234336A small piece of me died upon seeing this post.
>>234390>Forgetting Candy Corn Vampire
>>234402it's only 60 more minutes
>>234426A small 60 minute sized piece of me.
>>234417>remembering candy corn vampire and not wanting to EXACTLY copy one of the key elements of one of the most well known forum adventures on the internet.Mix it up at least a little bit, man. Even if it's the same underneath, at least give a shiny new veneer so it looks a little different.
>>234505I've never heard of this. Is there a link?
When are we starting then?
>>2346153 minutes ago by my clock.
>>234615Did we even have a get to start off of?
>>234642No, we ended on a cliffhanger.
first someone roll a d6 to see our sailor skills with that steering wheel
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>234646Callin' 1
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>234646Brace for terrible!
>>234652Oh, the irony.
>>234646Yay! Show is on! Let's goooooooo!
>>234648Thank god you rolled before>>234650
>>234642Well I rolled>>231959so I think that counts.
>>234759Evacuate everyone, along with whatever rum there is left
>>234759See if the pirate and golem are okay. See if the pirate will join us.
>>234759Giant whale appear and save everybody
>>234759Seems like a cliffhanger for another image, but if not,>We survey the surroundings now that we're "safe."
>>234759use candy magic to give your boat wings
>>234759Brag to the captain that you saved the ship.
>>234759Abandon ahip! Grab the rum, candy golem, Pirate, and jump to the lake far below!
Drop ship anchor to keep ship in place a little bit longer, check on golem, rum and pirate lady.
>>234759>>234763Has it been 10 minutes? I wanna try for this, again.Check that both our golem and the pirate are okay, then see if the pirate wants to join us. Tell her there might be booty(wink-wink, nudge-nudge) in it for her.
>>234802Never mind. The get got get.>>234789
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>234789Oh shit. That's not a lake! Why are we jumping into the water with the waterfall right there?! Can we say we're confused, hungover and disoriented and jumped off the wrong side of the ship to the land?
>>234759Save everyone on the ship, including the rum.
>>234789roll a d8
Rolled 6 (1d8)>>234840
not the suggester though. If you want i can change the rule to speed up the flow.
>>234848the dice gods smile upon you senpai
>>234867Ten minute rule is fine to be honest.
>>234867It probably won't make a difference to the story and it would make things faster.
>>234872but it can be take to the player advantage: if it's a good roll the original suggester may choose not to roll again, if it's a bad roll the original suggester surely will roll again.
Rolled 8 (1d8)>>234840Delays.png
>>234884>>234905I now see the problem
>>234905ok, for now on we'll use the first roll.
>>234911Yeah, first roll will be way faster.
Why not first 8, 0 or 9?I have a slow internet.
man, running two adventures at the same time was a bad idea....
>>234959We could go for this, but do first odd number cause first to one of three sometimes takes even longer
>>234990Yes it was with that art quality. Which one tho?
>>234990What´s the other one?
>>234994another one in /v/ about console-tans. Much harder as they aren't stick figures
>>235020If you wanna take a break from this, be my guest. You don't need to serve us 24/7.
yeah, sorry, tomorrow session will be longer.I will never host two sessions at the same time again.
>>235088It's cool, cya tomorrow OP!
>>235088From America with love.
>>235088Shame, console tan cyoas are pretty fun and this has been great too.You're good at this Opie, love ya
>>235088better be choosing the better rollyou either stick with "10 minute rule" or don't
>>235166roll rule refers to the original suggester's roll being the one that counts, not the ten minute in-between rolls.
Sorry for yesterday's quit.Have blatant fanservice in return.
>>236468>subtle.gifI'll forgive in return for candy witch cheescake.
>>236468Its cool OPYouve had a stressful night
>>236468Thanks, OP. I'll second the request for fan service of the thick witch.Otherwise, see you tonight?(Hah, captcha is giving me pictures of candy)
>>236468OP, i liked this quest a lot!Do you have(or can you do) some sort of archive so i can read past threads and quests?
>>236468Now all we gotta do is find a buttload of candy and thiccen her up a bit.>>236480Wolfgirl and Susie:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/43457/http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/75552/Can't find the Viva one atm, so here's the /qst/ Archive.>>204693
>>236468I want to kiss that tum.
>>236468Can she move those fingers any faster?
>>236522That's neat! Thanks a lot
>>237065>5 mins till we start again
>>237205Awesome! I just finished thread 1.
>>234905>>234789gets in next post (1/2)
also, there is 11 slots available for the candy bracelet speel list. Only if you want to reach the 50 spells limit, of course.
>>237295I'm out of ideas OP, sorry.If i get more i'll post 'em.
>>237295Candy cigarettes for a smoke screen.
I'm patiently waiting for OP to post the second pic, but i need to take a huge shit.Come on, i wanna try getting
>>237295Black Licorice, which is so fucking disgusting you fucking die if you eat it.
>>237295Sour straws that allow you to turn an object into liquid and consume it.
>>237345Laffy Taffy that makes your enemy overjoyed!
>>237229The golem prevents you from act like an hysterical girl and you finally realise that the ship is safe. It can't float but is safe by now.
>>237354Pirate waifu's boobpatches were on us!She must be topless now.
>>237354Oh well that's good.Lets get even drunker.
>>237354Take credit for saving the ship and bask in the praise of pirate chan before checking for some sort of escape route to land.
>>237354Wait a minute when did she get those eyepatches back
>>237371That's exactly my point. Boobs first, plot later.
>>237357>>237371when she woke up
>>237354what is that thing that priate girls talking about?
>>237359This is a bad keikaku!
>>237378Boo, she had a hangover and was dizzy.But whatever you say, you're the QM.
>>237379She saying that the boat is safe.
>>237378I will accept this answer for now.
>>237387you succesfully have parked a ship having a hangover and being dizzy.
>>237359you will never learn
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>237417
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>237417pls be a 1-3
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>237417Never not be drinking
>>237427We prohibitionists now.
>>237427lets go by the "suggester has to roll" rule this time.
>>237295The ability to summon Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
>>237441>Changing rules on a whimDon't be like that dude.
>>237423>>237359Enough alcohol for today. You say that you'll never drink alcohol ever again. But you know that's not true.
Pause to eat
>>237508Candy get's wasted while we try to figure out where we are on the map.
>>237514Candy is the tick witch though. I think the golem doesn't even have a name yet?
>>237508Let's take a look at our map and see where we are.
>>237508Figure out a way to get from the boat to the shore
>>237508Ask the pirate if she has another eyepatch we can use as a banana hammock. (A bigger, stretchy eyepatch, that is).Tell her she should come with us. There will probably be "booty" in it for her, if you catch my drift. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.
>>237539Aww, yessssss.BANANA HAMMOCKStrut that shit. NO SHAME.
>>237543.....did you try to same fag.... wow
>>237543Fucking hell man, you'd think people would be used to the Id's by now.
>>237555No. I know I have an ID. I was excited that I got the get.Is that somehow inappropriate?
>>237562But my ID just changed.>>237539>>237543>>237562These are all me but I have two different IDs. What's that about?
>>237562>Switching IDs, then admitting you´re samefagging
>>237577Sometimes ID changes for absolutely no reason, it's happened to me alot.
>>237585Yeah. I think it's when I go in and out of Wi-Fi range and switch to cell network data. Changes my ID.
>>237599I just turned off Wi-Fi. Let's see what happens.
>>237603And Wi-Fi back on.
>>237603>>237608So these are the same guycool cool
Don't worry about it, to be honest. Is samefagging that big of a deal when we all just want to save the Princess?
It's not even samefagging, he got the get and replied afterwards because he was excited he got it.
>>237615I want to fuck all of them.All right lets bull shit it. Candy is Witch Princess. Pirate is Pirate Princess. Princess is Princess Princess.
Neato. Now you all need to keep a super close eye on my IDs so you can point and screech when you catch me ACTUALLY trying to samefag.
>>237619I can understand the witch and pirate, but the Piñata?
>>237619>Candy is Witch PrincessTrust me, we don't want that.>Pirate is Pirate Princess.Trust me, we don't want that.>Princess is Princess PrincessShe doesn't exist, unless you mean Viva Pinata Princess.>>237620Why not just put a trip on?
>>237627I want to get my dick wet anon, that's all.and yes I meant Pinata.
>>237630Trust me, you don't want Witch and Pirate Princess.Towergirls, look us up.
>>237619>no GolemGolem is the only true option.
>>237620we're always watching
>>237639Those are both fine.
>>237539roll a d4 for one of the more pointless rolls of thw whole adventure
>>237646>Getting pegged and your new girl fucking dogs are both fine
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>237653OH BOY OH MAN I CAN HARDLY WAIT
just to be sure, what's a banana hammock?
>>237663A sling for your testicles and dick, exceptionally revealing.
>>237663like a mankini
and you can't wait to see the hero in a mankini?
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>237653
>>237663I will be deleting this from my computer promptly
>>237674Can you?>>237685Holy fuck that's a schlong.
>>237685Sure anon.....You could have just used a woman ;^)
>>237685What the actual fuck? Why you want the hero to wear this you fags. Srsly guise.
>>237653Is there any option where she doesn't leave us?
>>237696Why only the girls in this story get to be sexy?!I wanna show off my crotch fruit in a banana hammock!
>>237696this is 100000% times better than bipedal scorp-futa
>>237696Im not exactly doing cartwheels about this either anon
>>237699Well if you put it like this... fair enough Senpai. I guess.
>>237699wait, then the micro eyepatch is actually the best option?
>>237728It's going to be like wearing skinnys that are tight around the groin, isn't it?As in, our balls are going to be so sore if this goes through properly.
>>237728But it implies she doesn't think we have a big dick.
We just aked for the eyepatch. For now we are not using it.
>>237746No. It implies she gave us one size to small so she is guaranteed to gave a peek-a-boo at our glorious masculine manly meatpiece :3 (what hopless romantic she is)
Wait, haven't we been naked this whole time anyway?
>>237793I honestly have no idea.
i'm over-designing this fucking boat...
>>237807Not a bad thing.
>>237807Well them we make the boat portable so we can reuse it later.
>>237807How nice can you even make this boat?
>>237866Nice boats speak nipponese?
almost done, be patient
>>237880No worries OPee, your art is amazing. We wait.
>>237880Don't worry OP, you can take your time. Don't get flustered for our sake.
>>237866I recognize that boat. The show was alright at best.
>>237658>>237539The pirate is too depressed right now and you both are having a hangover. If you want we can take a peek to see what Candy is doing. Or we can try to convince the pirate now. Or whatever you want, as always.
>>237967Check up on Candy, for sure. We just chill with Pirate for now.
Convince pirate for snu snu!
>>237967Let's take a peek and see what candy is up to, we haven't seen her in a while.
>>237967Tell her that it's OK and you'll work things out.Then leave to find a way down the waterfall.
>>237967Convince pirate captain to join in your quest to rescue viva piñata princess, therefore becoming a permanent party member
>>237967>post this> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7EVCuK7ZqM start playing in the youtube playlisthow fitting...
>>237967Put on the banana hammock! Let's see it!Then you choose the next move, OP, as long as we keep the banana hammock on.
>>237978Yes, cheer up the pirate.
>>237978Oh boy... here we go.
>>237979I wonder if rock candy have magical candy powers
>>237978welp! dialog time. 10 minutes to decide what are you gonna say to her (and i can take a break btw). You can also ask her whatever you want to help to improve your chances of joining the party. the difficulty of the roll will depend of this dialog, so don't screw up. (her mood is normal but depressed right now)
>>238016"At least the rum is okay"
>>238016Well we should probably start the convo by asking her what's wrong with her. Hear her out, offer condolences and possible solution to her trouble. After that express our gratitude for taking is this far and apologize for the boat thing. From there we can segue into asking what she's going to be doing now, and propose having her help us get this staff since our friend candy could probably fix the damage done to the boat and get it back somewhere where it can actually be of use, like the open sea. Get golem to back you up on this. Something like that at least, I'm about to start commuting for the next 90 minutes so I can work on the exact dialogue but you get the idea. Don't fuck things up while I'm gone anons!
>>238016>We sit down on the side of her bed and ask"It's clear something is bothering you. Would you mind telling me?"
>>238016"How would you like to go on an adventure that can bring your ship back with a lively crew and bring fame that will be heard across the seas?"
>>238034That's actually pretty good
>>238016Tell her that currently you are in a hurry and that you feel partially responsible for the ship wreckage because had not been for him, they wouldn't have gotten drunk that badly. Offer to help her fix the ship (and maybe join her crew) once he finishes his business and that it would be faster if he had help. And also ask if she has any unsolved issue you could help with while they are at it
>>238016[check if she is alright] "sup'? ummm... you alright?"[cheer her up] "love your eyepatches, they look great on you"[make plans with her on how to get the boat of the cliff] "lets think about a way to make our ship seaworthy again"
>>238034This is probably the best chocie out of everything we've posted.
>>238034Fair enough. decisive roll. d12
>>238087HERE WE GO
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>238087>>238084
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>238087should we wait for him and 90 mins?
>>238099Desire to wish we have a 4-way split for 9-12 being more enthusiastic rising
>>238099Thank sweet merciful gods of random number generation!
>>238099Thank you based RNG god.
>>238034let's see how I draw this without using much text...
>>238132>Speech bubble with the words [block of text]>speech bubble with her sad face saying (a few words here)>2nd [block of text]>Her agreement and getting up
>>238137but she was lying down and saying 'ok'
>>238132Please, please draw us wearing the banana hammock.
>>238140Don't be so anal. Just enjoy the ride.
Requesting a nipslip, even if it's just a tiny bit of areola
>>238152>inb4 male nip-slip
>>238132Sorry for the word dump. Just wanted to throw something concrete down before I had to disappear for a while. Of course we rolled a perfect roll anyways so it was pointless but w/e.
>>238152This is a blue board.
>>238233That's why it's on imagur
>>238233Have you see braids grenades?
>>238288I was surprised they let that go on.It was interesting, I wonder what happened to its OP
>>238099>>238034>what's wrong with you?>didn't you realise yet? I can't control my mood states... and now I've lost a ship which I got only one week ago.>sorry about that, and thanks for the ride by the way... What are you going to do now...?>Being the worst pirate ever and probably die here from depression.>You know? I'm looking for a magic staff, if we found it my "friend" Candy could probably fix the damage done to the boat and get it back somewhere where it can actually be of use, like the open sea, right Goelm? So, wanna join the search?(1/2)
>>238362did you forget something?
>>238396Please tell me we aren´t wearing the banana hammock right now, it would spoil the moment
>>238396Take a look at the map and see how far off we are?
>>238396Yes, we forgot to put on the banana hammock.And ask the pirate her name.Put on the fucking eyepatch.
>>238396that's all for today, see you tomorrow, maybe we'll learn her name.Good night.
>>238413Good night anon
>>238413true friendship needs no names! but it wouldn't hurt. night OP.
>>238413Thanks, OP! We love you!Next time you deliver eyecandy fanservice, give us the hero in the eyepatch.Please, please, please!
>>238436I think you're the only one looking for homoerotic fanservice man.
>>238436Gotta agree with the other Anon.Most of us are straight. While I get variety of audience appeal, eh.
>>238471I got that get. I want to see some bulge.
>>238477Not like you'll believe me at this point, what with how hard I'm pushing for the dickpatch, but I'm straight to.I want it cause it'd be funny.
>>238483And we are the worse for it. Just wait until we finally get another run-in with candy, you can enjoy your scantily clothed stick man while we are enamored with the curvy goddess.Assuming that happens at least. Either way keep it in your pants son, no one else wants to see it.
>>238490You just know that you're already on the razor's edge of going full gay. You're only very barely hetero as is and you're worried that seeing some manbulge (not even a naked man, just the bulge) is gonna make you go full hard gay.Relax, man. It's just stick figures.I want my dickpatch.
>>238559Until that stick man grows hips and tits I'm shopping elsewhere.
>>238571>Until that stick man grows hips and tits I'm shopping elsewhere.Clearly, what we need is that the magic that briefly transformed him into a loli kicks in again and turns him into a buxom beauty
>>238488>I want it cause it'd be funny.just for laughs haha
Goddammit! You said it wouldn't make me full hard gay!
>>239760These were not the curves I had in mind. See you in 5 1/2 hours OP
>>239760The heartiest of chuckles were had.
WHEN'S SHORTSTACK PRINCESSS!
>>239760Banana hammock anon, here.Thanks, OP, you're the best.I'm now FULLY fuckin' invested in this story till the end.
>>239820>Shortstack PrincessDepends, is she a Goblin?
>>239925Either is good.
>>239760The string... it's FLOSSING his ass cheeks. If he farts it's gonna buzz like a reed in an oboe.
Mission updated: down the waterfall safely.
>>240559How much rope do we have?
>>240559use the secret boat-to helicopter button that all boats have for some reason
>>240559Try to find some rope
>>240559Shoot ourselves out of the cannon
>>240559Tie a rope to one of those swirly candy things and then rappel down.Try to take some booze from the ship, too.
>>240559Get off the boat, and ask for the pirate's name.
>>240559Use sail-cloth and other parts from the ship to improvise a glider.
>>240568Welp, a Bowtie saved the day.
>>240600>Welp, a Bowtie saved the day.no problem
roll a d12
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>240716>Not linked specifically
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>240716ok
>>240720>Forgot we switched to "first roll" anywayOh well.
>>240720reply to >>240568
>>240720Well at least we have rope.
>>240720>>240722well looks like a wooden scrap mech is our only way forward
>>240720>>240568>boat to helicopter button? that's retarded. Let's see if there is enough rope to climb down.>Fuck the rope. If there is no helicopter I'll make one with my own hands!
>>240893Fuck helicopter make mech.
>>240893Suddenly: candy rain!
>>240893Actually, there is enough rope to climb down.
>>240900Is this the get? Cause I have no idea what it means.
>>240893Come to your senses. Use rope to make your way down.
>>240893Absail down the cliffside.
>>240906I'm unimaginative and support stuff I like when I see it and am on.So,>candy rain!
>>240893Use the rope to climb down
>>240900>>24089715 posts since we meet her and you still have not asked for her name. We are reaching new levels of impoliteness.
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>240940
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>240940
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>240940Her name is pirate waifu.
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>240940I got this!
>>240942how many turns does the rain last? roll a d6
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>240966hopefully not many
>>240969this gonna be a pointless rain
>>240993Sorry, I just wanted us to stockpile some extra candy to stack on.Mostly our pirate babe.
>>241021man, we are literally in candyland...
>>241032I've seen a distinctive lack of candy since we got on this boat.
>>241039The boat is stuck in a bunch of candy corn rocks right now
>>241032Yeah but what about diabetus? I don't want us to lose a foot or a leg...
also, I like to recommend others quests. Check this out >>230731 Things are getting thick and lewd.
>>241137Will you ever go full lewd?
>>241137yours and his are the only two quests I'm following at the momentif only Jara would start back up again.
>>241137Likewise, only 2 I'm enjoying atm.>Keep failing ass getsHelp me Anons.
>>241137I'm already there dude.I started the breast enlargement trainno ragrets.>>241180My eternal rival.
>>241187But Anon, I also run a Waifu Quest on here. How can you be my rival if our goals are the same?
>>241150If I go full lewd the quest will turn into "use your dick to do X"I prefer ecchi rather than hardcore porn. Last thread I manage to finish showing only a nipple (a giant one though) despite the fact we had futa monstergirl in play. I didn't mind to draw some lewds at the end of the quest but there was so much feels at that point and I only drew some demoness ass.
>>241203I gotta agree, you handle it really well as is.Full lewd would only be appropriate if we somehow went insane/fell into a pervert universe or something.
>>241137That was my fault.
>>241203Yeah, you dealt with that really well. That was a good quest, but when the permanent roll dropped it was just awful. Ya pulled it off, somehow. Gj
>>241216Well, ya can thank me for the second boob rollBut once again, thanks satan
>>241216>giving the player unlimited magic powerwhat could possibly go wrong?>>241222>permanent rollnothing lasts forever, anon. You'll see
>>241229You did the roll? And you're also in this quest? Hell yeah!Let's make shit happen.>>241234I actually was okay with no lewd, as i'm 100% okay with this quest's eroticism . But the other op challenged us to give him a good reason to draw it. I can't possibly turn down a challenge, could i?
>>241234Well that's a relei...HOL' UPTHAT MEANS SEQUELAW SHITNice, thought you only did one shots
>>241137Already there and rolling high.
>>241245Fuck yeah I'm in both quests, I'll change my name to santa or something. Wanna go full lewd on them or?
>>241260I dunno, let's see what comes up. Variety is good. Let's NOT be a "scorpion girl futa" guy meme.Also, i wanna see if i get pirate waifu's name.
plot twist! she's actually tripolar!At least the storm help me to add dramatic feeling
>>241283Her name is Dolores?Don't speak Spanish.
>>241283Oh god, she's going to throw us down a well, isn't she?
>>241283Shush and pap her down. Like a good friend would.
>>241283Well My name is (_______)? And have at you!
>>241283You spontaneously become a buxom and shapely woman because magical storm
OP should do a roll for her mood every few turns. Throw in some fun.
>>241288yes, a.k.a Lola, Lolita or Loli>>241300wish granted
>>241283>Maria Dolores>Not Dulce DoloresIm disappointed
>>241283Bitch-slap her into another mood.
>>241318Spanish people nickname Dolores as Lola? Really?
>>241310there is something that trigger the mood changes already but i'm not telling you ;)
>>241318I was just making a reference, please don't
>>241335it's too late. you did this to us man!
>>241335Ha ha ha ha>>241331it's true. I don't know why, though
>>241348Find nearest anvil and use it to fly away with all your friends.
>>241348Why Spain, why.And is thinking about things or getting worried the trigger?
>>241348Now then, A windmill flies by, chased by a really angry Spaniard riding a dragon.
>>241341I blame Stephen King
>>241370now Steven King accompanies us in our adventure for no reason.
>>241370>>241378Two gets, it has to happen now.
Replied to the wrong post. :^)
>>241379Three gets, Steven king confirmed for BBEG
>>241388FOUR!IT KEEPS HAPPENING.
roll a d8.>>241388>>241379>>241378>>241370wtf
Rolled 5 (1d8)>>241408
Rolled 1 (1d8)>>241408RIP us
Rolled 8 (1d8)>>241408
>>241408What action was this again?
>>241408>>241414Oh shit it's ON now!
>>241427she's going to throw us down a wellaka probably the waterfall
>>241408Plot twist, we are Stephen King
>>241454First roll only counts
>>241466Isn't it the person who gets the get gets the roll?
>>2414088 is pretty lewd
Oh Patrick Bateman, blessed be his name.Please give us good roll within this and next game.
>>241440>>241370>>241378>>241379>>241388>>241390>>241399>>241540Please let this be a tie breaker, this is getting out of hand.
>>241552 <--------not anymore
>>241550It's too late, this thread belongs to Stephen king now
>>241554You've cursed the poor fool.>>241552stay strong my brother, Op will no doubtingly deliver.
>>241560>>241558>>241554I am sorry brothers, I will journey to find the hour after midnight to atone for my sins
>>241625>>241625She punched him so hard that he transformed into a woman
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>241625Suddenly, she comes back to reality and realizes what she did, freaking out thinking she killed us.
>>241625The clown from It comes in and saves the day by floating everyone away and making Pirate lady happy.
>>241625That look PAINful.
>>241625While she's dragging us off, the boat starts to come loose.
>>241625TICKLE HER TO RE-ESTABLISH DOMINANCE
>>241625Then candy golem comes and tackles her and strips off her clothing.
>>241638Also candy golem jumps on Dolores' face.
>>241625Pirate lady then makes out with the golem
>>241650this whole split personality thing is very convenient.