>Oh shit nigga' what's this?Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.>How do this work?I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.>How do you do such cool things OP?It's all thanks to you guys.>Why'd you change your name?Because everyone was calling me Moonrunes anyways. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20QuestStats: https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wtDiscord: https://discord.gg/Z4zuRTb>Remember to vote on the threads. Everything looks better in purple. Or gold. Whatever.
>>2240705I claim the first post for Chaos
>>2240709And i claim the next post for it.
>You're Susumu>And you're not old...but you ARE a daddy.>A sexy daddy.>Strike a pose.You, and a few other Clan Heads stare at Jiraiya like the guy just grew four more arms out of his face. If you just heard him right, he just told you that he was going off to find Tsunade...and he was bringing your little shithead nephew with him. "You're bringing...Sinchu?" Hiashi asks, tilting his head a bit in surprise. Goddammit, now you're agreeing with the Hyuga. Today sucks. Or does it?Jiraiya frowns a bit, probably not expecting this reaction. "Yeah I'm takin' the kid with me.""So are you just trying to fail at this mission or...?" You ask, leaning back in your seat as you sigh. God you wish you still had your hair, at least then you'd have something to pull on. "Look, I know Sinchu's a complete and utter idiot," Jiraiya says, earning some murmurs of agreement from the others. Hiruzen frowns a bit before mumbling, probably something about Sinchu not being that bad. "But he's also got enough potential that it's pissing me off nobody's tried to unlock it.""Hey, we've tried okay," You say, standing up and frowning. "The kid only cares about girls, booze, and that stupid fucking scooter of his.""I thought the scooter was cool." Inoichi grumbles.You roll your eyes. "After 18 years, he's made up his mind about what he wants to do. I still don't get how he managed to make ANBU." You say, turning to look at the Third a brief moment.Hiruzen coughs. "He showed amazing skills, and was quite adamant about getting a job that paid more."Jiraiya rubs his face, sighing. "Look, I get that you've all tried to fix the kid, but it's time to let the professional handle this." He leans forward, staring you right in the face. "Give me a couple weeks with Sinchu and I'll make him into a new man.">How do you respond?
>>2240731>Suit yourself then...
>>2240731>"Takes one to help one huh?"
>>2240738>Susumu "The Sanin Killer" Tetsu giving Jiraiya this much lip.
>>2240731>"That's impossible the boy never changed since..." Do not mention Sinchu and Otsuko's dad and how he killed a lot of Hyuuga's. "Fact is Jiraya-sama the boy has issues, issues that are not easy to solve heck i have a vague idea why he behaves like a idiot but, even if i'm his fanily he doesn't seem to even try or want to change.
>>2240744Moon don't forget about Susumu's leg that got pierced by a cursed sword.
Alright then, 1d100 for burnsNo DC, just higher the better.>>2240749Ohohoho, don't worry I ain't forgot.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>2240754
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>2240754One cooked frog coming up
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>2240754check my 100
>>2240754>Ohohoho, don't worry I ain't forgot.Good. Because that sounds like something that could easily make him loose a leg by necrosis, or some other magical curse that doesn't allow the wound to heal
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>2240754
Eh, decent burns, writing. Still need one more roll but whatever.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>2240754
>>2240779Would a 100 have caused Jiraya to have an existential crisis?
>>2240808Man, whenever I got to hear that I felt the same feel as Jiraya
>Flashback"Fugakuuuuu! Joyooooo!" You call out, pushing aside some of your long white hair. Stuff's always getting in your eyes. You thought once you'd turned thirteen your Sensei would've stopped sending you and the others out on stupid cat retrieval missions, but she says they're good for you. That and she went to get drunk. So now here you are, in the woods out near the bathhouses, looking for not only a stupid cat but your stupid teammates. "I swear Fugaku, if you went off to go make out with that girlfriend of yours again I'll-" You stop, pushing your way through some bushes until you find yourself at the back of the bathhouses.The women's bathhouses.You blinks, a small grin appearing on your face as you crawl forward, using your shinobi skills to keep out of sight till you can climb up the fence and peek over. "Oooohhhh man." You grin, noticing some really curvy babes. "This is so cool.""What are you doing?" You nearly fall off the fence before you turn your head, seeing Jiraiya right beside you. When did he do that? "Spying on some naked girls huh? Unbelievable, is this what the next generations gonna' be like, senseless perverts."You're about to usher an apology, but then you notice the camera in Jiraiya's hand, and the bit of dried blood on his nose. "...takes one to know one." You mutter back, causing the older shinobi to start smacking you. "Ow ow! Fuck this." You Tekkotsu up, grabbing Jiraiya's arm and putting him in a patented Tetsu lock....only for the two of your to fall over the fence and into the bathhouse.With a loud crash you land in the water, scaring multiple women in the process. As you rush to the top, gasping for breath, you feel a tiny foot slam itself into your face. "Susumu Tetsu you big ol' pervert!" Tsume growls at you, her body wrapped up in a towel as she stands on the stone pathway. "You came here to spy on us didn't you!"You spit out some water, glaring at the little girl. "Aw who'd wanna' spy on you, you smell like wet dog anyways!">Flashback over"Takes one to know one." You say, causing Jiraiya frown again but nonetheless mutter a fuck you back. Weird how you remembered that day. Of course after the clawing Tsume gave you after wards it was kind of hard to forget. "So when are you heading out?""Today." Jiraiya says. "So if you've got anything you wanna' say to Sinchu before we leave, do it now.">Do you?
>>2240821>May as well go give him some nice words and all that shit
>>2240821>Good luck, Knowing how Tsunade is, you'll fucking need it. Some advice, she loves booze and gambling. She's also shit at gambling. See ya when you get back home, eh?
>>2240821>Just tell him to not die
Right on, writing. Get ready to meet some pink haired vespa girls.
>. As you rush to the top, gasping for breath, you feel a tiny foot slam itself into your face. "Susumu Tetsu you big ol' pervert!" Tsume growls at you, her body wrapped up in a towel as she stands on the stone pathwayHopefully Hanabi will have more luck in her crush with Taka.
>>2240845>girlsWhat the two sisters are doing shopping?
You let out a sigh, standing up from your seat and starting to head out. "I'll go give the shithead some words of...I guess advice. He's gonna' need it if he's gonna' be around Tsunade.""Ain't that the truth." Jiraiya says, rubbing the back of his head as he grins.You head out, taking your time getting to Ichiraku's instead of just rushing over there. You wanted to take some time to think things over anyways. The whole thing with Tsume is a bit of a pickle. You've heard of two Clan Heads gettin' it on and producing heirs before, it's rare but it happens, and usually the smaller clan just gets absorbed into the larger one, or they become bodyguards for the larger one. You're not really sure which of those options you prefer. One option basically means the Tetsu Clan is done, while the other means...well you're not sure what it means. "Gah, why does everything have to be so fucking complicated." You ask yourself as you stop in front of Ichiraku's. Stepping inside you-https://youtu.be/cFZYk0s1dVE?list=PL5PW5TdgaMATZV3Z3_zhsj3V-Mu6e3owr"Ugh, rock music." You say. You blink. frowning. "I mean, awesome rock music." You're not old yet Susumu, not yet. In front of you is some pink haired girl, standing on the counter and wailing on a guitar of hers. You notice your dumb nephew is here as well, staring up at the girl with puppy dog eyes. Oh goddammit. "Sin-what the fuck?" You bump your foot against something, and looking down it looks like a miniature version of Guy laying passed out on the floor. A closer look and it's obvious it's actually that Lee kid. Is he...drunk? "Whatever, Sinchu!" You shout, getting your nephews attention finally."Eh? Oh, what's up old man." He says, staring down at the bowl of ramen. "Kind of in the middle of jamfest here sooo."You walk over, grabbing him by the ear and dragging him out, much to his protest. "Shut up," You say once you're outside. "Jiraiya just stopped by the big clan head meeting today, and he's going out to find Tsunade of the Sanin," You stop, watching your nephew's unchanged expression. "And he's taking you with him." "WHAT?!" Well, that got a response. "Why the fuck is he taking me? I thought Jiraiya-Sensei hated me!?""Apparently he sees something in you, I don't know how though considering how much bullshit comes out of your mouth." You say. You begin telling him what you know about Tsunade, mainly her insane strength and love of booze. "I'm serious, if you wouldn't do something to Suzu, don't do it to Tsunade.""Yeah yeah." He says, rubbing his head in confusion. "Still can't believe he's taking me with him."Hmmm, maybe your idiot nephew could use advice or words of encouragement...nah. "Alright, try not to get killed." You say, patting him on the back and heading off. Gotta' figure out what to do about the whole Tsume situation...>Who you wanna' play as next? Sinchu, Taka, or Hiki?
Sinchu it is. Now how's ol' Sinchu handling the news?
>>2240916Confusion, joy, anger at Jiraya for making him lose his job, sadness, a whole range of emotions really
>>2240916suddenly he realizes he can save face with jiraya if he gets his shit together. Also going to the compound and getting his travelling gear ready, but then he remembers he doeen't know how long the trip will take then he goes try to find Jiraya to get a briefing
>>2240916Wants to stare at the elder haruno while the thought of why the sanin wants to bring him along gnaws at him.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>22409201>>22409222>>22409293
>>2240929>elder HarunoWhy would Sinchu stare as Sakura and Haruko's dad?
>>2240922I can switch to this
>>2240929Goddamn it this is what we need to STOP about Sinchu anon, I don't give a fuck about your pursue pink puss nonsense but this isn't the time man
>You are Sinchu>yeah..."...what the fuck." You groan, crouching down in the middle of the street outside of Ichiraku's and raking your fingers through your hair. First Jiraiya gets your ass fired, then he wants to take you on a mission to find one of the Legendary Sanin? What's his game, is he trying to lull you into a sense of ease before he caps you like Ninja Old Yeller? Then again, maybe he feels bad for you, and he's bringing you to the biggest pair of tits in the world as an apology. "Heh." You drool a bit as you imagine standing face to chest with those huge jugs, the thought nearly knocking you over."Hey," You look back, seeing Haruko staring down at you with a pout on her face. "Thought you were gonna' stick around and listen to my solo." She says. Oh god those lips are so fucking hot, you could stare at her all day...but that's creepy."Apparently I've got a mission to deal with." You say, standing up and stretching. Gotta' show off the bod for this cutie. "Gotta' go with Jiraiya of the Sanin to find Tsunade of the Sanin." You say, sniffing a bit. "No big deal.""Eh, if you say so." Haruko says, walking over to her vespa and staring her up. You kind of hoped she'd be more interested than she is. After putting on her goggles she shoots you some fingers gun, you firing off a pair right back at her. "Catch'ya around Sinchu, gotta' go bug my little sister about becoming a responsible shinobi." And with that, she rides off, popping a wheelie before somehow traveling up the side of a building and across the rooftops."God she's so fucking cool." You say, sighing. "HEY SINCHU!" You fall over, the entire left side of your head ringing in pain as Karin and Naruto laugh at you. "We heard you were goin' on a mission with Jiraiya right?" Karin asks."Ack! My fucking ears! You little bastard brats!" You stand up, growling at them, ready to do bodily harm, before you stop. "Wait, how'd you hear about that, unless you two are just freakin' eavesdroppers."Karin and Naruto grin at each other, before puffing their chests out proudly. "Because we're going along with you!"...what?>Huh?
>>2240965>Sinchu.exe has stopped workingjust stare blankly
>>2240965>The only thing I gotta ask is why?
>>2240965Makes sense. You two are one of the last Uzumaki's. Also Karin is my pupil so i need to keep a eye on her.Don't mention the fox about Naruto. Did Karin's test got interrupted because of the Konoha crash?
>>2240975Akatsuki. Naruto is the fox him being with Jiraya would be wonderfull. And now that Karin isn't going back to the grass i guess that makes her Sinchu's pupil?
>>2241024I'll switch to this
Okay then, you said something caring about Karin.1d100DC 90 to make her blush and become tsundere.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>2241034
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>2241034Let's see if I can do it
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>2241034
>>2241039Of fucking course you can do it chaos!! Hell yeah!
>>2241041>>2241042>two 56'sWhat could this mean?
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>2241034
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>2241039Lets see if I can best it!
You made your student blush. Writing.
>>2241047Sinchu hooks up with twins who love him?
>>2241053Your faith in the Dark Gods is lacking child
>>2241047Sinchu gets the Harem route
"Makes sense," You say, stretching a bit. Goddamn you need to stretch more, it's like your whole body was a goddamn scrunchie or something. Also how do you know about scrunchies? "You two are like the last of the Uzumaki's, and Konoha just got pretty bad recently, Jiraiya's probably worried someone might come after you." You don't mention the Fox, as you're not entirely sure if Karin knows about that yet. Or rather, you're not sure if Naruto needs to know what Akatsuki's true plans are for his type. God, look at you being a cool adult. "Also Karin's my super cool pupil, so I gotta' look after her." You say, clapping Karin on the back."Th-thanks b-but whatever." She stutters, frowning and looking away from you. Shit, what'd you do now? Also does Karin have a cold or something? Whatever you can pick up some medicine on the way."Well, all I know is I'm super excited about that technique Jiraiya said he'd teach me." Naruto says, before Karin pokes him in the side of the head."He said he's teach US dummy, not just you.""What technique did Jiraiya say he'd teach you guys?" You ask. You can't really think of anything right off the back, unless it's some perverted jutsu. "Rasengan." They both answer.Rasengan, that's!...."What is that one again?" You ask, scratching your head."It's a jutsu that lets the user create a swirling ball of chakra in their hand." You look up, seeing Jiraiya sitting on the edge of a rooftop above you. "Pretty deadly if used correctly, but it's also a good way to build up chakra control." The Sanin jumps down, landing in front of you three before nodding at you. "You three ready to go?""I gotta' stop at my house and get some things, I'll be right back!" Naruto shouts, rushing off to his house.Karin just stares up at Jiraiya, shrugging. "I mean, I came to the Leaf for the exams, didn't have much to own to begin with anyways so..." She rubs the tip of her shoe into the dirt, crossing her arms as she looks away."Hmmm, that so." Jiraiya looks at you pointedly, then jerks his head at Karin.What...what's he want you to do?>For the sake of turning Sinchu into a responsible adult, I am giving you all choices as to what to do at certain times instead of just letting you have free reign. Operation: Turn Sinchu into a Not-Idiot is a go.>A. "Uh...you wanna' go shoppin' real quick Karin? I can lend ya' some money to buy some junk.">B. "I'm sure Suzu has some old clothes she's still got lyin' around somewhere.">C. Grin. "Hey Karin let's go shopping." Proceed to teach her about shoplifting.>D. Give Karin some Ryo. "Go nuts."
>>2241106>>A. "Uh...you wanna' go shoppin' real quick Karin? I can lend ya' some money to buy some junk."
>>2241106>A. "Uh...you wanna' go shoppin' real quick Karin? I can lend ya' some money to buy some junk."
A wins.Get ready for SHOPPING!
>>2241106>AAlthough Suzu is a great sis and gal her clothing taste are a little bit to skimpy for a young girl.
>>2241106Rails? I'm outta here, bye.
>>2241133Now for real, I hope this mean we wont get more "Go get ramen/bread" every fucking session.
>>2241142If you don't realize this is a chance to make Sinchu grow as a person and get more connected with Karin and so making her less grumpy and damaged girl. I don't know what to say to you.
"Uh," You blink, frowning a bit as you turn to Karin. "Say Karin, ya' wanna' go shoppin' real quick for some junk? I got plenty of money I can lend ya' if ya' want." You say, causing Jiraiya to nod his head in approval. Oh good, you didn't screw up...this is a new feeling for you."...I mean I guess." She says, not really looking at you. "Free money is free money.""Nothing is free." You say, surprising her. "From picking pockets to manual labor, all of this Ryo I hold in my hand required some form of effort." You say, pulling out a fat stack of ryo from your pouch and showing it to Karin, who looks at you mystified.Then a gust of wind blows by and sends all the bills scattered to the wind. "...TIME TO EARN THAT MONEY KARIN!" You shout, you and the little girl chasing after your money before some vagrant like Ko snatches it away.---A short time later, and many paper cuts, the two of you manage to collect of your money before heading to the shopping district. It's bustling about like usual, with plenty of guys selling roadside food and a couple girls from the club you frequent handing out flier. Maybe a quick hello would-NO! Focus Sinchu. Think of the children. "Alright so, here's some money," You hand Karin some bills, the little child looking at the money like it's literally gold. "Go find some stuff you like, and I'll meet you over at the ice cream stand in about twenty minutes, okay?""Okay." She says, heading off only to stop and turn around. "Uh, Sinchu?""Yeah?""...thanks." You scratch your head, shrugging as the girl heads off and you are left to your own devices. Now that you think about it, her and Naruto probably don't get many presents, if any at all. Maybe you should get something for the two of them to show that you, urgh, care."Hey Sinchu, you comin' by the club tonight?" One of the hoes from the club asks you.You stare at her, then turn 360 degrees and walk right past her. "Thinkin' of the children." You shout as you go by. Now to find something for those kids.>Naruto>A. Get him some cologne. He's a man now right?>B. Money. Who doesn't need more of that?>C. Maybe a weapon from the shinobi stores.(What?)>D. Write-In(I'm trusting you)>Karin>A. A dress(You'll have to roll not to fuck this up)>B. Money. Again, who doesn't need that?>C. A poster of a hot guy. Aside from yourself, what are all the girls into these days you wonder?>D. Write-in(Trusting you)
>>2241163>>D. Write-In(I'm trusting you)>>D. Write-in(Trusting you)Are you bitter about something, Moon? Because the thing you should be trusting not to fuck up, isn't us, it's the dice.
>>2241172>"Let's throw sand/shit at it!"Yes, I'd say I'm bitter.
>>2241163>C. Maybe a weapon from the shinobi stores.(Karin is a punchy girl right? Maybe something like a ninja arm protector so she can defend from normal weapons. Although i doubt it would work against wind release bullshit. Also she seems like a chain girl so get a kusarigama for her.)
>>2241163>Naruto>B>Karin>B>>2241172Nigger have you READ the Sinchu segments the way I have?
>>2241163>Naruto>C. Maybe a weapon from the shinobi stores.(What?)nigga needs a tanto or some shit. Shank a nigga from up close.>Karin>D. Write-in(Trusting you)Uzumakis are good at steals and shit, right? Get her some books on that shit and some supplies.>>2241172nigga, you have not SEEN the retarded shit Sinchu has done.
>>2241177>>2241163Oh also get a arm protecto for Naruto and a Tekken (knuckle duster)
Gonna' leave this open for a bit while I go to Wal-Mart real quick.NEED OREGANO!
>>2241176Pocket Sand was a decent idea, in a situation where we're staring down Itachi, our options are headbutting him, stabbing him, or throwing sand at him and there's a 90% chance of aleady being in that stupid sharingan genjutsu anyways. Just because the dice fell poorly, doesn't mean you should be bitter at the players. Though, I admit throwing shit was pretty dumb. >>2241181>>2241185Sinchu hasn't done anything stupider then Jiraiya and his perversion, or Tsunade and her lust for alcohol and gambling. Now we're not going to get any of the fun Sinchu shit, because Moon is bitter we're not playing him how he wants him played, even though who gives a fuck if Sinchu is raising fighting beetles or hanging out at the ramen shop or the red light district.
>>2241185Naruto is more a punchy guy though. Give him a nekode or a Makibishi
>>2241208Boyo, you're being a hyperautist about this. If you don't want a character to fucking GROW as a person then I suggest you kindly fuck off and never return to this, because you are going to kill the joy of seeing Sinchu grow.
>>2241229There's nothing about this wanting the character to grow. This is about a set of rolls failing and Moon being bitter as fuck and forcing us to play Sinchu as some humorless fuck. Using Jiraiya as a fucking mouthpiece, no less. If you want him to be more serious in combat, that's perfectly fine. But don't neuter the fucking character and everything fun about him while you're at it. Especially not in a setting like Naruto where every fucking ninja ranked jounin and up has some retarded fucking eccentric quirk. Hell, if you think this is such a good idea, how about giving out actual reasons instead of screeching like a faggot and telling me to fuck off. Unless you don't have any and are just flailing your dick around like the limp faggot you are.
>>2241163>>Naruto>>C. Maybe a weapon from the shinobi stores.(What?) maybe a pair of claws or something>>Karin>B. Money. Again, who doesn't need that?we've known her for way less time and I honestly can't think of anytihng else
>>2241229If we keeped making stupid shit with Sinchu it would make me never vote to be him. Heck most of the times i don't even want to play as him.>>2241163Oh i got it!>Naruto>D. Write-In(Elemental paper to see what his chakra nature is)>Karin>D. Write-in(Elemental paper to see what her chakra nature is)Come on Even Sakura has a release and inly our student don't have it?
>>2241240>play Sinchu as some humorless fuckAnd now i know you are either trolling or being stupid.
>>2241216you sir, have a point.changing the weapon vote here>>2241185to a Nekode>>2241208it was a combination of those bad rolls and Sinchu never actually learning anything for if he failed. He kept being retarded. And now he's getting a kick in the pants.
>>2241243Yo yo yo, this is good. >>2241163Chakra paper and money for both is good, right?
>>2241247Nigger, go back and look at the choices here >>2241106, it's literally three trap options and the one Moon wants us to pick, which when we did had Jiraiya in character agreeing it was the right choice. Hell, he straight up says the whole choices thing is because he didn't like how we play Sinchu and we're being punished because of that.>>2241252I'm fine with Sinchu getting a kick in the pants, but he never really learned anything for failing because most of the time it was off mission bullshit. He was pretty fucking on target when he had to do mission shit, or train the kids, or just survive.
>>2241240Is your dad hitting you anon? Have you finally got a gf only to find her getting plugged in all her holes? Is this where the anger is coming from?
>>2241176To be fair, if that had worked it would have looked so fucking cool and do that thing where you see the stupid move save the day, like when naruto reverse haremed the literal goddess of chakra. Though summoning jutsu spamming was pretty retarded though, I wish anons would remember you'll takr jutsus on the fly if they make sense to the character.
>>2241163>Naruto>C.Naruto has wind nature right? Get him a replica of Uchiha's Gunbai. Put it in a scroll because that shit is big as fuck.>KarinThis one >>2241185 seems good enough
>>2241163>>Naruto>>C.>Naruto has wind nature right? Get him a replica of Uchiha's Gunbai. Put it in a scroll because that shit is big as fuck.>>Karin>This one >>2241185 seems good enough
>>2241272Nah, man. Last night I fucked your mom, and she had such a dry, barren cunt it infuriated me. But on the bright side, at least I understand why you're such a limp bitch all the time.
>>2241266That's actually fair. But, just because we're now getting options doesn't mean Sinchu won't lose his humor. We can still write dialogue and shit, and I doubt Moon is just gonna discard all the shit Sinchu's gone through. While we don't have the pure freedom of writing in everything, I'd say that this does give direction to work in, like most quests.>>2241272Jesus, man. He's just having a disagreeance with what Moon's doing. Relax, my dude.
Alright, Nekode for Nart and Seal books and supplies for Karin.roll me 2d100 real quick.DC's are 78 for first and 75 for the second.
Rolled 61, 10 = 71 (2d100)>>2241301
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>2241301
Rolled 26, 86 = 112 (2d100)>>2241301
>>2241277We don't know somehow we failled to check our student chakra nature until now. Actually more we were afraid that using to much nature chakra would end up fucking up with then.People forget that in the world if Naruto if you din't have a good chakra control you could easily use all of your chakra to create a sungle mud clone and die from it.Naruto gets a advantage because of the nine tails chakra.
Rolled 50, 79 = 129 (2d100)>>2241301
Rolled 29, 76 = 105 (2d100)>>2241301
Rolled 47, 12 = 59 (2d100)>>2241301Shit, sorry
>>2241295Man, I'd agree with you, if he didn't throw in the (I'm trusting you) after the write in option. This whole thing looks more and more that Sinchu is being railroaded into what Moon wants him to be, instead of the eccentric, perverted but skilled Ninja he should be.It just makes me double salty that he's using Jiraiya as a mouthpiece for this.
Rolled 55, 44 = 99 (2d100)>>2241301
Well, at least Karin gets her books. Writing.Fuck it, you taught him Chakra Claws anyways.
>>2241307>>2241311>>2241312I guess only Naruto liked our gift.
>>2241325Wait Karin is a book nerd? Uh...
>>2241327I think Karin was the second roll.
>>2241106Sinchu isn't an idiot, you railroader, he's just really unlucky.
>>2241318I think he just wants the character to not just be a walking meme and feel like a character, which I don't entirely disagree. With hiki, taka, susumu there's been fun and creative choices that have developed their character, whereas sinchu has just been having his flaws dialed up to 11 and just doing the same things over and over. It's retarded and taking a session to develop him more with qm choices for a bit to help anons develop a better mindset for the character seems appropriate. Just give it a chance and go along with it for a bit until we get back to open choice, that's all we ask anon
>>2241336Yeah i'm just surprised. Guess Karin is Sinchu's pupil now.
>>2241344It's fine we'll make it up to ramen bro.
>>2241343Yeah but, just because he's a walking meme shouldn't stop him from being a great ninja, look at Guy, or the Sannin, or Kakashi.I think that's why I'm so damn salty, we have a walking meme telling us to stop being a fucking walking meme in character on top of him taking shots at us out of character.I think alot of it is because when he's not on mission, Sinchu seems to be extremely directionless. Karin legit becoming his pupil is probably the best thing for him right now, give him actual off-mission responsibility. I mean, just look at how well it worked out while he was training Naruto and Karin. We still had that Sinchu eccentric retardation, but it was focused into something productive.
"A Nekode," You tell the weapons shop owner in front of you. Some old fuck who apparently doesn't clean his goddamn ears out since you've been arguing with him for the past five minutes. "A NEKO-DE.""Eh, you want a cat?" He asks you, pulling out a alley cat from behind his counter, the angry beasts hissing at you. Wait are those kunai strapped to its back? "3000 Ryo, it's a good price sonny.""NO! Not a fucking Neko, a Nekode!" "Oooooh, why didn't you say so." The old man puts the cat away, rummaging around for a couple seconds before he stands back up...holding the same cat, now dressed up to look like the letter D. "Eh? What'cha think?"You walk out, slamming the door behind you as you grumble. "Fuckin' swear to...urgh!" You stomp your way over to the ice cream stand, the books on sealing and the supplies needed for them in a little bag at your side. You managed to at least get something for Karin, for Naruto though...eh fuck it, you'll just teach him a stupidly cool jutsu...or get him some ramen. You spot Karin already eating an ice cream bar, waving to you as you get closer to her. You peer a little, did she get some new glasses? "Hey Sinchu." Karin says, biting into her ice cream as you buy one. She looks down at the bag in your hands. "What's that?""Nothing, I'll tell you later." You say, paying for you ice cream and turning around just in time to see the girl reaching into your bag. You yank it back, much to her annoyance. "Eh eh eh, too slow.""Hmmmph." She pouts, finishing her ice cream before tossing the stick into the trash. "Well, thanks to you I managed to get myself some spare clothes and...other stuff." She says, blushing."Porn?" You ask, earning a sharp jab from the girl right to the ribs. "Ouch." You rub your side as the two of you walk back to meet up with Jiraiya and Naruto. The later apparently having packed everything he owns into a goddamn giant bag which he strapped to his back. "Do you really need all that dude?" You ask."Sure do!" Naruto shouts back.Karin walks over and begins talking with Naruto, while you walk over to Jiraiya. "So, did you get her what she needs?" The Sanin asks?"I mean, I got her some clothes and..." You look back at Karin, then lean in closer to Jiraiya. "Got her some books and supplies on sealing."Jiraiya grins. "Good, that'll give her something to do on her downtime. Now for the little bit of info I kept from you about the other reason we're out to find Tsunade." Oh great, there's more. "Your Clan Head, Susumu, he's cursed. Took a hit from Orochimaru's cursed blade during their fight. Right now it's nothing serious, but if we don't find someone who can remove that curse from him, he WILL die."You frown, feeling anger take over you for a minute before you sigh. "So Tsunade can remove the curse then?""Not her, but someone in her area." Jiraiya reaches into his pocket, pulling out a photo...>Cont
>>2241362"A man of extraordinary power, they say he can control life itself." You look down at the picture, frowning a bit at the cocky look this person is giving you, even if it's only in a photo. Jiraiya sighs. "If you want to save Susumu, that's the guy you need to convince.""Wonderful." You say. So the only way to save your uncle, is by making a deal with the devil.>END>Hope you guys enjoyed>Any questions?
>>2241375OOOOH! Who the fuck is he? Is he the blood medic tetsu?
>>2241383Got it in one.
>>2241375>the fucking asshole tetsuson of a bitch, god damn it moon.
>>2241375He's known as the Tetsu-Go cuz of his fivehead.
>>2241375I wonder if he's movie Tetsuo or manga Tetsuo.
>>2241607I hope to God he's not a mix of both.
>>2241181I don't think I could read anything the way you do and not have a stroke.
>>2241375>tetsuowelp, fuck this gay earth. been nice knowing you gents.
>>2241375Oh tetsu no
We'll be having a session today in six hours.
>>2245216For once you actually announce it.How does it feel to be such an expying cuck?I know how it feels. It feels good, doesn't it?
>>2245531Quoting Susumu: "Takes one to know one."
>>2245216>6 hours laterRip KCQ, it was fun while it lasted.
>>2246153Another Naruto quest bites the dust.
>>2246153>>2246168RIP Moonrunes. He was above average.
Sorry bros, went and saw Shape of Water and time ran over because a mom brought her kids in and complained so much the movie paused.Give me ten minutes and we'll starrt.
>>2246333>complained so much the movie paused.I didn't know you could do that. I wish I had done that during TLJ. Did you go with a girl? If not that's super duper ultra homosexually gay.
>You are Hiki>And you are now stuck between your older sister and cousin.>Woe.You remember the first time Susumu brought you with him to visit some of the forest animals. You liked the animals, they were friendly and didn't seem to care how silent you were most of the time, in fact some of them seemed to like it. You also remember coming across a very strange, and thrilling sight. You and Susumu had stopped at the river for some water, when a bear and a wolf had decided to come by as well. The two creatures, obviously enemies, began fighting one another right before your very eyes. There was so much blood and shouting.You feel like you're about to see a recreation of that entire event right before your eyes as you watch Suzu and Atsuko fight each other. "This is bad." You say, watching as your older sister slams her fist into the concrete wall surrounding the compound, narrowly avoiding Atsuko's head. "This is very bad.""HOLD STILL!" Suzu shouts, spinning around and taking a chunk of the concrete wall in her hands, tossing it at her agile foe. "So that you can hit me? No Suzu, I'm afraid we're not all as stupid as you." Atsuko chides, bringing her blade out with insane quickness and slicing the chunk of concrete in half. "Besides, you're the one who refuses to let me leave.""Because you were hitting Hiki!" Suzu shouts, dashing forward with a burst of speed and tackling Atsuko. "AHA!" Or rather, she tackles Atsuko's clothing. You and your sister both share a confused look as she looks behind her, seeing Atsuko standing there in her lacey black underwear, sword pointed to wards Suzu. "Nice try, but you're not quick enough." Atsuko suddenly takes up a strange, almost elegant stance, before she shunshins forward and slashes at your sister. Thankfully Suzu turned her whole body into iron, so the only thing that got torn was her outfit. "Hmmph.""Hmmph!" Suzu and Atsuko turn to wards each other, prepared to probably kill one another.And all over you.>What do here?
>>2246373>Alright how about we just all calm the fuck down
>>2246373>They won't /kill/ each other, let them fight it out unless it gets TOO serious
>>2246373>Let the naked catfight continue. It's the only thing that might cheer us up after getting rejected by Anko.
>>2246373>If I punch Atsuko does it make it even so we can stop this?
>>2246373>De-escalate the situation before they get hurt.
>>2246388Alright then. Gonna' need 2d100 for this.First DC is 60, for your sis.Second DC is 90, for Atsuko.(Failure on this means that she won't stand still)
Rolled 42, 21 = 63 (2d100)>>2246403Stand back and watch me do wonders
Rolled 29, 6 = 35 (2d100)>>2246403
Rolled 35, 51 = 86 (2d100)>>2246403Watch my Sinchu roll.
Rolled 89, 47 = 136 (2d100)>>2246403
Rolled 79, 26 = 105 (2d100)>>2246403
Good news, Suzu is completely on board with this.Bad news, Atsuko isn't going to make it easy for you.
>>2246426It's a lot more fun if you just take the best of three.
>>2246429Not how I run things.
>>2246429Not really no, this is a breath of fresh air from best of threes
>>2246429t. king of the fun police
>>2246432You're too nice Moon, I can't understand how someone can be a QM and not get off on his players' suffering.
"Ahem." You step between the two of them, causing your sister to dig her heels into the dirt and stop at the last second so that she doesn't slam her fist into your face. You're pretty sure you could've stopped it...maybe. Atsuko is more controlled, stopping her blade mere inches from you before frowning. "I believe I have a solution to the problem." You turn to your sister, ignoring Atsuko for the time being. "Suzu, you're mad that Atsuko was striking me, yes?""Mad is an understatement." She growls, pouting a bit as she glares at Atsuko.You nod, turning to Atsuko, who's planted her sword tip into the ground and is leaning on it. "And Atsuko, Suzu won't let you leave because you struck me.""I could leave anytime I wished, it's just fun to watch Suzu squirm." She says, grinning somewhat. You can feel the vibrations of Suzu's growling coming from behind you.You nod, clapping your hands together. "Then the solution is simple. I will punch Atsuko, thus making everything even and square. Okay?""I'm fine with that." Suzu says, dropping her fists and grinning at Atsuko."I don't agree," Atsuko says. "Who just lets someone punch them in the face?""What's the matter Atsuko, scared?" Suzu teases."...fine. But he's going to have to earn it." Atsuko says, jumping back a few feet before crossing her arms. 'Well Hiki? Aren't you going to chase after me?">Oh shit son what do?>Chase after your half naked cousin you fucking pervert?
>>2246471hell yeah, gotta make things square so we can continue talking about things.
>>2246471Autist Whisper jutsu and chase
>>2246471>Chase after your half naked cousin you fucking pervert?No, tell Suzu that Atsuko will get what's coming to her. When she least expects it.
>>2246471>GIVE CHASE OF COURSE>i gues it has been a long time since our last spar>but the way why didnt you show up for my graduation ceremony?
>>2246471>>Oh shit son what do?Run Bennyhill.mp3
Right.2d100DC for both is 90.
Rolled 73, 58 = 131 (2d100)>>2246531
Rolled 48, 35 = 83 (2d100)>>2246531RUUUN!
Rolled 67, 4 = 71 (2d100)>>2246531
Rolled 92, 99 = 191 (2d100)>>2246531pls
Rolled 35, 18 = 53 (2d100)>>2246531Shit
>>2246541You win the thread.
You stare at your cousin from across the compound, taking in her movements, her stance, even the slight dip in her chest as she breathes. If you had had to fight her right off the bat today, you'd have lost hands down. In fact, you'd still lose, but all you have to do right now is land a single, solitary punch on her.And luckily for you, you have just the move to help you do it. "Storm Shroud Jutsu." You calmly state, electric chakra covering your whole body, causing your hair to spike up and your footsteps to crackle. Atsuko, for her part, tries not to let her surprise show too much. "Hmmm, so this is the modified Chidori I'd heard about. So talented Hiki, you'd be such an asset to ROOT." Atsuko vanishes, shunshins away to behind you, the flat of her blade raised above you, ready to strike.But then again you're already behind her before she even realizes it. "Bap." You strike out, the roughness of your knuckles bumping against the back of Atsuko's head and sending her flying, till she lands roughly in the dirt. Still, that momentary bit of shock is over, as she spins herself back into a standing position, blade raised up as she rubs the back of her head, a huge frown on her face. You let the Storm Shroud dissipate, returning to your normal form as you land softly on your feet. "There, now everything is fine."Atsuko continues to frown, clutching the back of her head for a few moments longer before grunting and turning around. "You're going to run into a wall one of these days Hiki, and it's going to be something you can't punch your way out of.""Then I'll kick it down." You say, watching your cousin go. You turn around to see Suzu smiling at you, eyes the size of saucers. "Did I do good?""You smacked her upside the head, that was more than good!" Suzu says, wrapping you up in a big hug and smooshing your face against her chest.What a strange day.>Hey what's Taka up to?
>>2246589Being a good boy, figuring out some ways to make transferring Kin's consciousness into the puppet easier so she doesn't die or be a vegetable. And probably improving the puppet
>>2246589Sensing a disturbance, like a whole organization crying out in frustration at once. Also being a good boy and helping kin adjust.
>>2246589Getting to know a certain painter kid.
BRB gotta' make something to eat.
>>2246589>>Hey what's Taka up to?Hanging out with his bro, Radley.
>>2246644I was going to ask who the fuck you were talking about, but then I remembered that Sai's around
>>2246589Being a good boy and preparing to get kin integrated
Right on. Writing.
>You are Taka>And you're a good boy"-nd over there is Shino, he's really into insects." You say, introducing Kin to all of your friends. You're such a lucky kid to have so many people you get along with."Hello." Shino says, waving to Kin for a moment. "Do not worry, I will make sure that no termites shall cause you harm." And then he chuckles a bit because...you assume he was making a joke?"And, uh, beside Shino there is Ino, she's really smart, and she knows a lot about flowers." You explain."And pretty, don't forget pretty." Ino says, brushing some of her hair out of the way."And you already know Kiba." You say, finally introducing the Inuzuka boy.Kin nods her head. "Yeah, I remember him." She frowns a bit, pretty lifelike you have to say, and leans in close before she whispers something into Kiba's ear. The boy turns pale, gulping slightly, before Kin leans away. "And make sure nobody ever finds out you did that, alright?""Y-yeah." Kiba says, drooping his head.Huh, you wonder what that's about? Oh well. "So Kin, now that you've got a humanoid body again, is there anything specific you wanted to do? Maybe go for a swim? Or maybe see a movie?""I wanna' spar with someone." She says, catching you off guard. "I haven't had a chance to use any of my old skills in what feels like forever." "O-oh, okay. Well uh..." You look over at the others, all of them shrugging at you, except for Shino who just stares. "Hmmm.">Who should Kin spar with?
>>2246760Us. We're a pretty good baseline for suckage.
>>2246760Us, if it improves our skills then even better
>>2246760us mostly because i trust the others to step in incase shit gets real
>>2246760Even though Taka is worst boy I back these because he /is/ weak>>2246768>>2246772
>>2246779>Taka is worst boyTake that back you sinner
Rolled 59, 94, 88, 32, 90 = 363 (5d100)Mmmkay, now I WAS gonna' have ya'll roll 2d100 for this, but since it's Taka himself, you'll be rolling against me.Okay then fella's, all you have to do is beat these rolls.1d100Go.
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>2246798
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>2246798Well, shit
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>2246798
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>2246798
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>2246798
Welp.Let's have some fun shall we?Writing.
>>2246821>Off by fucking two
>>2246798>>2246821Beat all of them but one, and only lost by 2. That's not bad for someone who isn't actually a Ninja.
>>2246795It's impossible to dislike Taka, I was joking. I can't even imagine someone thinking he's not a good boy.
"I'll do it." You say, surprising everyone here. You frown a teensy bit at that. "Hey, I'm not the same Taka I was a few months ago, I've been training and stuff." You clench your fist, trying to look determined. Judging by Kiba's laughter it doesn't come off nearly as cool as you'd hoped."Fine with me." Kin says. "I just need someone to help get the kinks out." For some odd reason, you feel a butterfly in your stomach when she says that. "I promise to give it my very best Kin!" You say as the two of you move to the Inuzuka sparring grounds. Unsurprisingly, the whole thing looks like it's been taken over by dogs, as there's certain...presents from them littered all over the place."Oh god Kiba," Ino says, clenching her nose. "Does anyone in your clan clean up after themselves around here?""Hey, you'd be surprised how often a couple of dog turds can ward off assholes who want to shank ya'. That and it's good for the grass." Kiba says, crossing his arms."I'll have to bring my dung beetles over here later." Shino says.You and Kin enter the circled off area, bowing to one another before taking a stance each. "Ready whenever you ar-" You don't get to finish that sentence, as Kin seemingly closes the distance between the two of you in the time it takes you to breathe. You duck under her first strike, but soon find yourself needing for air as she wraps her other arm around your neck, dragging you to the ground with her as she then wraps her legs around your waist."Hot damn." Kiba says, impressed. Well, at least somebody's happy."Was hoping for more of a challenge. Your body feels like all you do is sit on your ass all day." Kin says, sounding bored."Well," You choke out, trying to pry Kin's arm from your throat with little progress. "Actually I've only been training for a few months now."Kin frowns. "Why? You don't strike me as the lazy type.""Taka's been in the hospital most of his life," Ino answers for you. "He just recently got well enough to even train to become a ninja.Kin frowns again. "Wait, are you not even a Genin?!" She releases her hold on you, allowing you to gasp for breath. "I wanted someone to spar with Taka, not a punching bag. Step out of the circle, I'll spar with one of the others.""Heck, after seeing that I'm up for it." Kiba says, stepping forward.>Do you move aside, or keep going?>You pussy.
>>2246884That was a bit rough for only losing by 2. Keep going. We won't get better without struggle.
>>2246884Keep going>You pussySure thing dick
>>2246884You guys wanted this, now lets go all the way until the end. We might be able to pull a Takeshi or bullshit our way with ying-yang release.
>>2246884>Keep goingTaka may be weak, but he's not the failure one.
Rolled 35, 71, 29, 45, 76 = 256 (5d100)Alright then, same as before, beat these rolls.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>2246929Dark Gods grant me good rolls this session
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>2246929Beat a 76? Easy peasy.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>2246929
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>2246929Do it for her Taka!
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>2246929
You know, all our rolls have been dog shit except for the Atsuko rolls
>>2246939>>2246937>>2246935>>2246934>>2246933>>2246821>>2246818>>2246816>>2246811>>2246804>>2246835>>2246947Ah, this is it. This is that perfect feeling of despair.
"N-no!" You shout, pushing yourself back up till you're standing again. You don't want things to end like this, you've been training for so long that you have to have made some progress. "I can still keep going.""It's not a matter of whether you can keep going or not man." Kiba says. "Look, being able to stand back up after takin' a whoopin' is cool and all, but Kin wants someone who can actually give her a challenge."You frown, but don't move an inch. Behind you Kiba lets out an exasperated sigh before he walks out of the circle, leaving you and a frowning Kin. "It's just going to end up being the same as last time." She says as she approaches you."We'll see." You jump back a bit, creating some space between the two of you as you reach into your pouch, pulling out some smoke bombs. If you can mess with her line of sight you can."Too slow." Kin says, rushing to wards you and grabbing both of your hands by the wrists. "This isn't anything personal, I just wanna' spar with someone who can actually fight." You stare in confusion as Kin looks at you, then slams her forehead against yours. The last thing you see before darkness takes you is the disappointed look in her eyes.And the reflection of your own defeat as well.>END>Hope ya'll enjoyed>Any questions?>Short thread because shit happened.
>>2246967We just gotta beef up Taka is all
>>2246978Thanks for running anyway. Taka feels like Takeshi, but without any of the badassness.
>>2246978We can make Taka better at fighting right? We can improve him more right? You're not going to give high as fuck DCs so the good boy can achieve his dream because you could have a heart right?>>2246992Just wait until he gets stronger boyo
>>2246978Well shit. Expected someone going from human to dog to puppet to have some more hangups. Also was hoping for a longer session. Guess me and Take are both disappointed.
>>2247026Yeah, these shorter sessions have been really blue-balling me.
>>2247040I'm not even mad at Moon. I just like it so much. And with mini and wargle dead again I'm not getting my fix.
>>2247067Laze is back, with watersports!>>2247012Even then I doubt he'll be as cool as Takeshi.
So uh not saying we bring it up, but who does Kin belong to now?
>>2247093Yea but it isn't nart or bort as far as I know.Is it weird I dropped Naruto after the sasuke/nart fight after the chunin exams but absolutely love the quests?
>>2247109>Is it weird I dropped Naruto after the sasuke/nart fight after the chunin exams but absolutely love the quests?Yeah, kinda. Though most of them don't make it to Shippuden anyway. Made in Abyss is a great show though, with wonderful "plot" and deep "lore".
>>2247125I've actually been meaning to check that out.I think it's that I really liked the idea of like a ninja school but then I got some jackass in an orange jumper. And not enough shikimaru.
>>2247152I would recommend Made in Abyss. Especially if you're a lolicon.But /especially/ if you're a shotacon.But ESPECIALLY if you're into traps.But /ESPECIALLY/ if you're a furry.But double triple /ESPECIALLY/ if you're a shotacon furry who's into traps.
>>2247170Well got damn I'm actually into [spoilet] none of those [/spoiler]
>>2247191Well fuck me and phone posting.
>>2247191>I'm actually into none of thoseWhat are you, some kind of faggot?It's good though, worth the read, especially if you're into watersports! But it's a good series, I would still recommend it though, unless you don't like series with lots of suffering.
>>2247197I would still recommend it though, unless you don't like series with lots of suffering.Most everything I watch lately has suffering.
>>2247203Everything I watched in 2017 had suffering. Including MiA. Go watch it right now. Get on out of here, get.
>>2247209Fine. I just watched Justice league and Logan but I guess I'm up for more suffering.On a scale from angel beats to grave of fireflies where does it land?
>>2247215It's not as bad as Angel Beats, I would say. But Angel Beats hit me in a really special place that Made in Abyss didn't get to, so I might be biased.
>>2247231I absolutely love angel beats. To the point where I don't acknowledge the ending where he doesn't get reincarnated and stays at the school. That's too sad.
>>2247239>he doesn't get reincarnated and stays at the schoolThere's an after credits scene. You know that right?
>>2247259I never watched that episode out of autistic principal. So no. Does it get better?
>>2247271All I'll say is that with the after credits scene it isn't a Gainax ending.
>>2247307But is it better than the base ending? The base ending with them meeting up was so good.
I just figured that if we really go the sensei route with Sinchu we can have our team be composed of Kin, Karin and Taka.
>>2248264I see karin and taka being likely, but we can't be sure what the village heads choose to do with kin. She was a genin of an enemy village that tried to destroy the village, itd make sense to have some reservations about making her a leaf shinobi unless she has something worth considering. Still, I think sinchu would make a great jounin instructor so I'm all for teaching route.
>>2248612Dunno if she can be a leaf ninja. She certanly won't have any love for Orochimaru. At least get her a nice place in the Tetsu compound. Since Taka was the one to fix her up. Also if kin can't be a shinobi she can always be Taka's puppet.
>>2248264>our team be composed of Kin, Karin and Taka.So you want to fail? There's no fun in that.
Hahaha, time for Taka to begin his walk down the path of RADness!
>>2248915Taka should up his sealing and jursu then he will start using water dragon or any jutsu in general with only one hand seal.
>>2248639They would only fail if Sinchu didn't trainned then the right way.
LISTEN UP!Session will be an hour and a half from now.
>>2249908Why do you run so late? Do you want to hurt me Moon?
>>2249912The answer is simple, because you touch yourself at night
>>2249912Anon, what time does the Moon come out?>>2249926Also this.
>>2249931Like half past four in the afternoon.
You know what fuck it, we're running now.Get ready bitches.
>You are Sinchu Tetsu>And you're an adult.Three days ago you, Jiraiya, and two really cool kids set out on a journey to find Tsunade, one of the legendary Sanin, and also the woman with the biggest tits in the world. Jiraiya picked you, probably in an attempt to murder you and hide your body out in the woods, but also probably because he wanted you to stop being a no good idiot. Of course if 18 years of Susumu nagging at you couldn't do it, you don't anything could. "Goddamn I an really self-deprecating tonight." You mumble, chewing into a bite of roasted...something. You assume it's a opossum."Good, if you're too full of yourself then you just become a giant asshole." Jiraiya says, writing some stuff down in his little notebook. You wonder if it's ideas for a new Icha Icha. "That or you'll end up like Orochimaru.""I think I'd have to have a severe fetish for snakes and little children before that happens." You joke, leaning back on the log you were sitting on and looking up at the night sky. Out of the corner of your eye you can see Karin and Naruto nuzzled up in their sleeping bags, both of them snoring like goddamn bears. "How can something so small sound so loud.""Miracle of life, that and their hormones." Jiraiya closes his book stashing it away inside his shirt before he turns to face you. "So, something I've been meaning to ask you, and I need you to be honest with me here." He says, staring at you all serious and shit. "If we don't manage to find or convince Ironblood-""Such a stupid name." You grumble."-if we don't manage to find or convince him," Jiraiya continues. "What are you gonna' do?""What do you mean?" You ask, confused."I mean, your uncle Susumu is most likely going to end up dead because of the curse eating away at him. I know you two act like you don't get along, but that's a serious emotional time bomb waiting to happen if you ask me."Hmmm. You frown a bit, realizing that you haven't really put much thought into what might happen if Susumu does die. You suppose you'd feel...>What?>Trusting you here guys.
>>2250038Yay! I hope we get to play Suzu for once! I can't remember who all we've played. How did you even manage success with multiple MCs?
>>2250076Sad, this is our uncle for fuck's sake what else would we be?
>>2250088Susumu, Taka, Hiki, and Sinchu are the MC's, and they're pretty easy to handle.If you want to play as Suzu, one of them has to die though.
>>2250091>one of them has to die though.Well that's imminent anyway. I thought those were the only ones we played but I thought there might have been one/two-offs as others. >>2250076>Carry on, it will be tough at first, but this is something the Tetsu have always dealt with. That ninja have always dealt with. He'll certainly be missed though.
>>2250076>Sad and lonely. That's one less person in the compound, one less voice in the family. He's been on my ass for years, but he's Tetsu. We've gotta stick together, what little band we are.
Sad it is, writing.Seems to be a bit slow tonight, hopefully we can pick up.
"Seriously? I mean, I'd be sad, who wouldn't be if they lost their uncle?" You admit, chewing into the roasted meat once again, savoring the taste before swallowing. "I know me and the old man don't get along that well, but that doesn't mean I'm just going to act like his death isn't a big deal. He's the clan head.""And if he wasn't, would you still feel saddened by his loss." Jiraiya asks you, watching you like a hawk.You roll your eyes. "Yes, a thousand times yes man. He's family, he's clan, I'm gonna' be real fuckin' depressed if we don't manage to convince Ironblood to actually fix him. But," you say, emphasis and all. "That won't happen, because I'll force the fucker to help even if I have to break every bone in his little crazy body."Jiraiya nods. "Tell me more about Ironblood, stuff that you remember at least.""Shit, where to begin," You say, thinking back to all the weird shit he used to do. "I remember one time, when I was like five, I came home and it was raining, and right there in the middle of the compound was Ironblood, covered, and I mean covered in blood, with Susumu and everybody yelling at him, not to mention there was this sack on the ground at his feet." You shake a little, remembering the stench above all else. "But I guess the first time I really realized exactly what he was, was when I walked in on him doing...something to this animal.""What do you mean, something?" Jiraiya asks."I mean something, that's the best way I can describe it. All I can remember is the animal, it was alive right? But it shouldn't have been. What he was doing to it, no creature should still be able to live after, or even during that." You frown. Remember one last thing. "Then there's the day he finally got expelled from the clan." You sit up, staring at Jiraiya. "He did something to Hiki, we're still not sure what, we just..." You frown again, bringing your knees closer to your chest. "You know how Hiki acts, right? Like he's not really...all there sometimes, or he doesn't catch on as quickly? That's not what he was like when he was little. He used to be like normal kids, he's smile and laugh and stuff, hell he and Taka were literally impossible to tell apart. But then, Ironblood did something to him."Jiraiya takes a deep breath, massaging the sides of his head as he shakes it. "So basically he's Orochimaru 2.0 then.""That's putting it lightly." You say, then the sound of rustling comes from behind you, and you jump up immediately, Tekkotsu your whole body as you stare at the shaking forest. "Someone's coming.""I know." Jiraiya says, moving over to wards Naruto and Karin's sleeping forms. "Get ready.">1d5>Taking third roll.>1. Old Beggar Woman>2. A bat>3. Bandits>4. Wendigo(s)>5. Nothing
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>2250203
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>2250203>WendigosOh...oh fuck
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>2250203>1. Old Beggar WomanBehelits ruin Naruto Quests, fag. Good thing the third roll will be three or higher.
>>2250203>>2250215>>2250222>>2250224Dice really want wendigos.
Rolled 7 (1d10)Eeesh, alright let's see how many.
>>2250237Holy fuck did we stumble onto the mountain from until dawn?
>>2250239Pretty much. Glad someone else played taht game.
>>2250237There's a Native American in this thread. Everybody start coughing, that'll drive him off quick.
>>2250248Great game. Hopefully this goes better than my playthrough though.
>>2250255well, the game has a bunch of teens running around not knowing what to do.Here is the same thing, except we can spit fireballs.
>>2250261A fireball was the exact problem I had.
>>2250264Kek. >>2250261Isn't Sinchu the only teen or aren't there any?
You start reaching for your Kunai, but a quick look from Jiraiya tells you to shut that shit down immediately. You don't know what he's able to sense that you can't, but right now you feel the need to listen to him.Out of the forest you watch as...holy shit what is that?! Seriously what the fuck is that thing! It's arms and legs, they're like twice as long as a normal human's body should be, and it's mouth, it's fool of fucking jagged teeth. Is this thing even fucking human? Is it a demon? Holy shit do demon's actually exist!? Whatever the fuck it is, it walks out into the open, looking around as it moves its head back and forth, way too fucking quick for your liking.And then six more of the fucking things show up. Fucking hell, what did you just walk into? These monsters, these long limb bastards stalk closer to your campfire, and you have to fight every urge in your body telling you to take these fuckers out right now. If Jiraiya is this worried about them...The first creature to have come out walks over to the fire, kneeling down next to it before swatting at the burning logs with its hand. It apparently doesn't like that, as it lets out a loud, ear splitting screech that echoes through the night. You peer over at Naruto and Karin, and thankfully see that Jiraiya's already put them in a genjutsu to keep them from waking up.Still, more and more of these fuckers start moving in, looking all around you, but never directly at you. Can they not see you? Or do they detect by sound and movement You suppose you could...>A. Stay perfectly fucking still (80)>B. Fuck it, create a iron blade on your arm and start shanking these fools(86)>C. Run, get their attention on you and away from the kids(90)>D. Write-in
>>2250292>A. Stay perfectly fucking still (80)NOTHING ELSE
>>2250292>A. Stay perfectly fucking still (80)
>>2250292>A. Stay perfectly fucking still (80)Let Jiraiya douse them in oil and burn them.
>>2250292>A. Stay perfectly fucking still (80)Do this for every interaction until they're gone. Even if it looks like a bad idea. NEVER MOVE OR EVERYONE DIES IN AN EXPLOSION.
Alright then, don't fuck this up.1d100.DC 80
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>2250307Time to fuck up.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>2250307
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>2250307We're so fucked
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>2250307
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>2250307Don't tempt the dice, Moon.
>>2250316oh thank god
>>2250316You fucking hero, have an angel
>>2250307>don't fuck this up.Just asking the rolls to fuck up. >>2250316Haha.
Good job fuckers.Now do me a solid and roll me 1d5 again, taking first roll this time.>1. Sword>2. Shield>3. Bow>4. Spear>5. Fist
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>2250327Huh?
You keep, perfectly, fucking, still. You don't breathe, you don't blink, you don't even let the massive fart you feel building up outta' your ass. You just stand there, letting this freaky deaky whatever the fuck it is move around you, growling and baring its fangs in anger when it can't find anything. If you keep this up, more than likely they should move on, or at least give you and Jiraiya a chance to get the fuck out of here. You just have to stay qui-CRACK!You force yourself not to gulp as all of the creatures jerk their heads in the direction of the noise. You peer out of the corner of your eye a tall, and pretty goddamn muscular fuckin' dude just walking to wards you and the monsters, like there's not a goddamn problem in the world. The long limb monsters see him and...some of them back off? Hell one of them straight up runs away back into the forest. The fuck? "Move." The man says, now standing directly in front of one of the creatures, staring up at it as it snarls down at him. "Or be moved.""RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The screech this creature gives out, you're literally bleeding from the fucking ears now! You watch as the creature brings it's arm up, before slamming it down onto the man......and breaking it right in half across his stern shoulders. You watch as the creature wails in pain, backing away as it clutches its arm, but surprisingly the buff dude moves to wards. "You fool, don't you realize," You watch as this man, he seems to poke this creature so fast that your eyes can't even keep up with him! "You're already dead."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChHqaO5SeIThe creatures turns still for a moment, and then parts of its body begin bulging and expanding, until the entire upper part of its torso explodes into a rain of gore and guts. The other creatures, having seen this, run off back into the forest, leaving just your party, and this man who stares at you intently.>What do?
>>2250369Seems like now we can freak out over whatever the hell those were.
>>2250369Oh shit it's literally Kenshiro. >Thanks? Just uh, how'd you do that?
>>2250369I didn't expect it to actually happen you hack. I don't know how to feel about this. What just happened.>What do?Sinchu.exe has stopped working
>>2250369Internal freak out, try and keep our composure though
>>2250369Even if it's a little late, someone has to say it.>"WHAAAAAT?!?!"
Rolled 79, 15, 87, 14, 22, 29, 22, 5, 41, 76 = 390 (10d100)Freakout it is.....Hmmm.Ignore these rolls.
>>2250409Good, those are bad rolls.
>>2250369sinchu is probably trying to figure how to do that, cause god damn that as cool.
"WHAT THE FUCK WERE THOSE THINGS!" You shout, finally feeling like you can breathe again. You fall to your knees, pulling at your hair as you stare off into the forest, unable to believe that those fuckin' monsters are really gone. "Seriously, what the shit was that?!""Your man, he talks too much." The buff dude says to Jiraiya as he points to you. "Should I shut him up?""Nah, it's fine. Just let him get it all out." Jiraiya says, moving over to sit on a log as the buff dude comes to join him. "So, how's life been for ya' Kenshiro? Still tryin' to hunt down that god of yours?"Kenshiro, the buff dude with the fingers that explode people, shakes his head. "I chase, but he runs. In his wake he leaves more monsters. They are...a nuisance.""For you maybe, but for the rest of us they're kind of troublesome." Jiraiya pulls out his notebook again, writing something down. "Thought for sure this was gonna' be a safe route, guess not." He turns to look at you, and seems to notice your confusion. "Those were Wendigo's by the way.""Wen...Wendigo's?" You stutter.Kenshiro nods. "They are those who have tasted of the flesh of man. Their bodies have become as twisted as the acts they have committed. They are minions of Shokutaku, the cannibal god." "Oh...that's fucked up." You say, shaking your head in disbelief."Mmmm, what's with all the racket." Naruto groans, sitting up and rubbing his eyes. He looks around, and upon noticing Kenshiro widens his eyes. "And who's this guy!?""I am Kenshiro, little fox." Kenshiro says."And anyways," Jiraiya says, looking surprised a bit. "How'd you wake up so easily?""Huh?" Naruto says, sounding confused. "What do ya' mean? I just woke up like normal.""Hmmm...interesting." Jiraiya says. "Naruto, exactly how good do you think you are at genjutsu?"Naruto grins. "Pretty good, I trained with Sinchu and Hiki's cousins, and one of them helped me out with genjutsu since I wasn't any good at it.""Hmmm." Jiraiya says again.Hmmm indeed.>A. Hey Naruto man, show us some mad genjutsu skills.>B. Go back to sleep Naruto, or the Wendigo's will get ya'.>C. No seriously Kenshiro, how'd you do the finger poke of doom?>D. There's a god of fucking Cannibals?>E. Write-in
>>2250448>>A. Hey Naruto man, show us some mad genjutsu skills.
>>2250448>C. No seriously Kenshiro, how'd you do the finger poke of doom?>D. There's a god of fucking Cannibals?I mean, there's a Tulpa-"God" of Iron. There's Jashin too.
>>2250239>>2250248They're a millennia old myth, and they also appeared in the movie Ravenous, it's not JUST that game.
>>2250448>C. No seriously Kenshiro, how'd you do the finger poke of doom?>D. There's a god of fucking Cannibals?
>>2250448>>A. Hey Naruto man, show us some mad genjutsu skills.>>E. *thinking*And here I was thinking Tesshin was bad.
>>2250448>A. Hey Naruto man, show us some mad genjutsu skills.
>>2250454>mythYeah, I wouldn't worry about it.
>>2250448>>C. No seriously Kenshiro, how'd you do the finger poke of doom?>>D. There's a god of fucking Cannibals?On more to the pantheon I guess.captcha cast magnum. lol.
Excuse me, can she be the new Clan Head if Susumu kicks it?
>>2250454Yea I got that. Most things I've seen with them only have one. You don't really see them in groups. Hell I loved the twist in until dawn because I love wendigos. They don't get nearly enough play.
>>2250463she'd be a better fit for that sword fighting clan that i've forgotten the name of
A, C, D it is.Go ahead and roll me some genjutsu rolls for ol' Nart.1d100. No DC, higher the better though.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>2250466Yeah, I could see that.>>2250476
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>2250476
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>2250476
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>2250476watch me blow it
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>2250476
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>2250476Rollan>>2250483You did it in one way
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>2250476
>>2250466The one from the Cloud? Or there are a couple from the Mist?>>2250463I vote for pic related, exiled but returned and never having been effected by the curse. Possibly with a Chaika and/or Nyaruko in tow.Either that or a Warring States Era Tetsu. But Moon probably already has plans and these are no more than suggestions.
>>2250495Hiki's sword-wielding teammate's clan.Too frilly hair for a non!Jap place such as Konoha.
>>2250495>The one from the Cloud?nah, Hiki's teammates one
>>2250463that would be rad, but terrifying if she even exists.
>>2250499>>2250502Ah, I thought you were talking about canon clans. Even if they are named in the Novels and Boruto IIRC.
>>2250463Nah, is obviously gonna be Anju. Pic related.
>>2250525Wouldn't she fit better in Hiki's teammate's clan as well? Try finding a non-samurai lady, if you would.
>>2250529She is already a Tetsu character, send your complaints to Moon if you dont like it.
Guys, mind given me thirty minutes. There's like...gotta' poop.
>>2250529Not that I'm backing >>2250525's proposal, but in that same vein of sexy redheads would Luluco's mom work?>>2250533It's been more than 2 minutes, he's obviously dead by /tg/ time.
Wait, I thought it was agreed that a Tetsu's hair turns black with age?
>>2250537>thirty minutesWhat are you eating? Raw red meat stuffed with coffee beans?
>>2250546NO, that's for nerds.
>>2250544She dyed her hair.
>>2250546I completely forgot about Kanna. Goddamn Moon, you have a problem. It's a good problem though. Embrace the problem. That's what I did.
>>2250557Well, I don't really want another blade-user in the clan. Can we replace her with someone who uses flashy ninjutsu or genjutsu?
You grin at your little buddy, happy that he's so excited for himself. 'Yo, Naruto, show us some super fly genjutsu man." You say, shooting off some finger guns at him. Naruto grins, shaking his head as he begins to show off. While he does that, you decide to chat up Kenshiro here. "So, mister Kenshiro-""Kenshiro will be just fine." He says."...right. How'd you do that finger poke of doom there?" You're secretly hoping you can learn something like that. It'd show that fucker Ko a thing or two."It is an ancient and secret art passed down through my families bloodline. In order to even begin to understand the intricate measures behind it, you must climb to the highest mountain in the world and meditate there for three weeks while not moving.""...you're kidding right?"He stares at you. "No.""Allllright. So, this Shokutaku fucker, there's really a god of Cannibals?" You ask, getting a little terrified. Beside you, Naruto starts showing off some of his stuff, from you see he makes it seem like he's got a pair of tiny Jiraiya's dancing in his palms, this seems to piss off Jiraiya a bit, as he smacks the boy upside the head."Shokutaku is a great evil, he needs to be purged from this world." Kenshiro says.You snort. "Right, like it's possible to kill a god." You say. He stares at you, and you gulp. "Is...is it possible?""Only if you are willing to sacrifice something dear to you, only then can you hope to kill a god." Kenshiro says. He leans forward. "Would you be willing to do that?"You blink, looking over at Naruto, then at Karin, and then images of your clan flash before your eyes.Would you?>A. Yes>B. No>C. HELL NO.
>>2250565>If I have to sacrifice something I care about, then no. I'd try to find another way.
>>2250565>A. YesOf course, fuck that thing. Sinchu isn't even the one that's seen inside his head so it's okay to hate him.
>>2250565The only people tetsus will willingly sacrifice is themselves so others don't have to.
>>2250571>>2250572>Both of these people voted for Hiki to get molested by the iron jinn man>Now self sacrifice is badI see I'm not the only one who saw the Last Jedi.
>>2250565>A. Yes. I am a Shinobi, heart-under-blade. I will do what I must for my village.
>>2250565changing >>2250571to>A. YesThinking about it, Sinchu just knows Tesshin as an asshole god.
>>2250565>B. NoHis sister's blind because she sacrificed something dear to her.
>>2250575I voted for what now?
>Yes wonWell, I didn't see this happening.Writing.
>>2250565>>A. Yes"Yeah, but i'd be super pissed about it."I think some people may be confusing something dear to us as someone dear to us.
>>2250589>I think some people may be confusing something dear to us as someone dear to us.Well I certainly did.
>>2250575What the fuck are you talking about? I'm just trying to say if we can find a different way to get rid of a god without sacrifice
>>2250588>I didn't see this happeningThe quest has been derailed. And it wasn't even through write-ins. You can't Mini your way out of this one. Too soon?
>>2250588He's an ANBU, albeit an Ex- one.
>>2250580That's a good idea, we can sacrifice Atsuko.
"It's something and not someone right?" You ask, wanting to be sure."Yes. Self-sacrifice is a powerful weapon, it can help you defeat even the greatest of enemies." Kenshiro says.The sounds of Naruto and Jiraiya arguing seem to be drowned out by the crackling of the fire. You sigh. "Yeah, I'd be willing sacrifice anything, not anyone, if it meant I could kill a god.""Who is this god you wish to kill Sinchu?" Kenshiro asks you.You frown. "His name is Tesshin, and he's hurt my clan long enough."--->You are Hiki"So Hiki," Tesshin says to you, poking his head from out of your shoulder as you wait outside of the Hokage's office. "You and me, we've been gettin' along pretty well together right?"You nod. "I find you easy to talk to Tesshin, and your strength helped me save the my best friend...oh and the Village." Tesshin nods. "Right, and you've been showin' me what your clan's like, just per our agreement." The god of iron becomes quiet, as if thinking to himself. "Keep it up kid, might actually get me to forgive your clan just yet." With that he slithers back into your shoulder, just as the doors to the Hokage's office opens.You walk in, and are surprised to see Kankuro standing inside with the Third. Gaara's brother looks healthier, as he's back in his usual black outfit. "Hello Kankuro, I am glad you're not dead.""Uh...thanks." He says.Hiruzen smiles. "Hiki, I've got some good news for you. I've found your first B-Rank mission that you can take by yourself." You grin somewhat. "Because I'm a Chunin?"Hiruzen nods. "Because you're a Chunin. Your mission is to escort Kankuro here back to the Sand Village, it's pretty simple and straight forward, and between the two of you I doubt you'll have any trouble along the way."Your small grin turns into a big smile. If you're escorting Kankuro to the Sand Village, then that means you'll get to see Gaara! Oh, and Temari too you suppose. "I accept this mission Lord Hokage." You say, bowing. You turn to Kankuro. And you stare at him. "I can run very fast you kno-"He holds up a hand, shutting you down. "I'm not riding on your back. I can walk, so we're walking. I don't care how bad you wanna' see my brother."You pout a little, but nod, following Kankuro out, for what feels like a snails pace. You just know you could get to the Sand Village before nightfall if you ran. "So Kankuro," You decide to spark up some conversation, you need to get better at that. "What is your favorite method of disabling an adversary?"He turns to look at you, tilting his head a bit before shaking it. "Poison, ya' weirdo.""...m'not weird." You mutter. You prefer Gaara to his brother, at least he actually likes talking to you. Since Kankuro doesn't seem to want to talk with you, you've got to figure out a way to pass the time while you escort him, but how?>How you passin' the time bro?
>>2250637Well, let's swap backstories for eachother.I'll be a little sadder whenever we play Hiki from now on, at least until we can probably fix what's happened with him
>>2250637>Sooooo. Do you like sand?
>>2250637>You are HikiYou sure like blueballing us, don't you?As much as Chaos is a big giant cuck, I'll back this >>2250649Not what he spoilered though, getting molested isn't even that bad, Guts turned out fine.
>>2250637>>How you passin' the time bro?Get Kankuro to nerd out about puppet shit to help loosen the stick up his ass.>>2250649>>2250653>>2250658inb4 he just gave Hiki an experimental vaccine to keep him from getting sick like Taka and got autism as a result.
Roll me some 1d100's to see if you can get Kankuro to open up.DC 80
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>2250674
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>2250674
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>2250674
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>2250674
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>2250665Puppet!bro could use a hand up there...>>2250674Open him up like a Nutcracker we will!
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>2250674
>>2250677Goddamm->>2250678Okay you passed bu->>2250681*throws hands up in defeat*Whatever, writing.
Hmmm...."So Kankuro," You say, trying to strike up a conversation again. "What's your backstory?""What's my...backstory?" He asks you again, and you nod. "I'm not a damn video game character, if you want my life story just say so.""Okay, what's your-""Ugh, fine." Kankuro says, cutting you off. "My dad's the Kazekage, my mom died during Gaara's childbirth, and I've liked puppets ever since I was little. There, happy?""No." You answer. "I wish to know more about you. Please, tell me something interesting.""Something interesting huh?" He says, rubbing his chin. "Welll, there is one thing I guess I could tell ya'." You nod your head excitedly, waiting for Kankuro to continue. He grins, puffing his chest out a bit. "When I was your age, I made it to second base with a girl."You gasp. "Was she heavy?" You ask. Carrying a person on your back while running to second base must've been tough for him.Kankuro blinks. "What?!""The girl, was she heavy? I assume you carried her on your back so that you could see in front of-""I'm not talkin' about baseball ya' dweeb." Kankuro says, rubbing his face. "I'm talkin' about...you know." He looks at you, and the blank expression on your face. "...b-boobs and stuff.""Oh..." You think. "Does second base mean you touched a girls breast?"Kankuro sighs. "Yeah, it basically means that.""Oh, then I too have made it to second base." You say. Kankuro stops in front of you, whirling around and grabbing you by the shoulders. "Hmmm?""Was it my sister you bastard?! Huh was it!?" He says, growing angrier by the moment. Then his eyes widen. "Oh god, was it Gaara!?">How do you respond?
>>2250710>You tell me the name of the girl you got to second base with, and I'll do the same.
>>2250710"No, it was Sakura. But it was by accident. Wait, Garra has boobs?"Please don't make Garra a girl moon.
>>2250720We'll see. None of you fucks can decide on who you want.
>>2250710>You tell me the name of the girl you got to second base with, and I'll do the same.>>2250721do what ya want, fagboi, I don't give a damn. I'd slam a fem!Gaara.
>>2250710>Gaara does have a massive Gourd on him.
>>2250720seconding thisnot fussed about Garras gender either way, I like them as a character and that's not going to chance just because they've got some tits
>>2250710>"No. But they were there, they can back up my testimony"
>>2250721Anons, we can go with Temari and be happy with that right? We can't let Moon R63 someone
Alright so check, gonna' have ya' roll 1d100, DC 89. If you pass, this happens >>2250716If you fail, you blab this >>2250720
>>2250710>"Was she heavy?" You ask. Carrying a person on your back while running to second base must've been tough for him.I had forgotten just how autistic Hiki was. How many times did Donovan Tetsu vaccinate him?
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>2250740
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>2250740
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>2250740
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>2250740
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>2250740
>>2250740Get fucked kid. >>2250742
>>2250741>TFW vaccine made to help Hiki LITTERALLY gave him autism>TFW vaccines really do give you autism
>>2250751>Implying that the shit was made to help and not to stunt him because Tetsuo realized that Hiki could kill him
>>2250563She litterally already exists though, and Susumu and Uncle O are gen and nin/gen repectively so it works.
In a moment of sudden realization, you see that you actually know something that Kankuro doesn't. And to add to that fact, it's something he desperately wants to know. You smirk, just a tiny bit. You've earned it. "You tell me who the girl was you got to second base was, and I'll tell you who it was I got to second base with." Also you ponder somewhat on what Kankuro said, about Gaara.Is Gaara a girl?You think for a moment....You don't really care either way.Kankuro frowns at you, but you don't budge, mostly because you're much, much stronger than him, but also because you have iron nerves. Heh. Iron. Finally the puppet master sighs. Letting go of you and pulling out his wallet before showing you a picture. "Alright, the girl I got to second base with, was this beauty." He says, showing you a picture of the girl."...I like her pigtails you say." Handing the photo back to him. Kankuro nods, smirking a bit. "Yeah, she's pretty hot. NOW TELL ME WHO YOU GROPED FUCKER!"You frown. "Rude. Also it was Sakura.""SAKURA?! HOW DAR-wait who's Sakura?" Kankuro asks, confused."Pink hair, red dress, she fought Gaara....and lived.""Oh her." Kankuro says, stuffing his wallet back in his pocket. "Wait, does she even have a chest to grope."You blink. "....yes. Yes she does.">END>Hope ya'll had fun>Any questions?>Next session not till whenever
>>2250760Why everyone things of Tetsuo bad touching Hiki when it could have being just good.old nazi experiments.
>>2250776I'm not really a fan of the design, and why do we need another sword-wielder?
>>2250779What the fuck?!
>>2250778>"...I like her pigtails you say." Handing the photo back to him.Well, when writing an autistic person, it helps to have experience with it.
>>2250785Fuck you typing is hard. Look at all them keys, they're against you I tell ya, AGAINST YOU!
>>2250778Thanks for running. I don't need Tomoko in another one of these, especially now that her manga is terrible.
>>2250788Tomoko was already in this as Fem!Madara.
>>2250788What happened? Did she go full LEZ? Cause that's awesome.
>>2250778>"Wait, does she even have a chest to grope."Ouch Kankuro?
>>2250778I actually thought Kankuro was lying>>2250779Go back to AM's torture house Nimdok
>>2250790Looks like >>2250785 is right. >>2250792It turned into a yuri harem gag manga. So basically it lost all self-awareness and became the Kobayashi anime without the good characters. And Tomoko is chad now.
>>2250781Already got discussed, multiple anons liked her after some changes, and she's already been in quest, why care now after like 6 threads,? It was already a while ago, just let it go man.
>>2250796She was in the quest?
>>2250782What? Never saw a bunch of cutted up kids in mutiple stretches?
>>2250795>And Tomoko is Chad nowFuck you that sounds amazing.
>>2250799Yes, said that twice now
>>2250796Change her to Lalaco Godspeed then, pretty similar design.
>>2250803When was this?
>>2250802>that sounds amazing.It's really not. Besides, like I said in that post it's already a thing. Maid Dragon. More the anime than the manga though because the manga is really really fetishy.
>>2250778Damn, I'm liking Kankuro more than his siblings. Did he made it to chunin by the way?
>>2250804I didn't make the character and I'm not the qm, the fuck am I gonna change?>>2250806Just read the archives anon, it was when anbucousin was talking with susumu
>>2250810Only Sakura, Hiki and Tenten managed to become chuunin.
>>2250813Eh, there's been a lot of things that are iffy in canonicity, like Susumu's teammate that showed up in one flashback and "died" for some reason. Who the fuck was that guy?
>>2250818In the Leaf, we don't know about the Sand.
>>2250818>Sakura>Tenten >managed to become chuunin.Stop this planet of the ninja, I want to get off.
>>2250794BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET BACK INTO THE BOX!!IT'S TO HOT IN THERE!
>>2250820Oh I get it, you're just baiting. I'll admit you got me for a second, props to you anon.
>>2250821Kinda lazy to foist every problem on a Snidely Whiplash figure.
>>2250818And Sasuke and Neji. Don't forget themSo here's a question for you anons.. How many of you want to help fix Hiki considering what we've learned tonight?
>>2250828He died trying to investigate the uchiha clan massacre though, that would completely make sense
>>2250831He's damaged goods, let him die with Tesshin so we can play a less autistic character like the Kanna expy or the 2b expy.
>>2250831Help how, you don't just fix a brain and have him just completely subvert half his life chaos
>>2250831I don't. It would shit on all the progress we've made with Hiki's character, just as bad as bringing people back from death.
>>2250831Don't fix what ain't broken!
I think it's kinda gay how Moon is saying that the way we've chosen to play Hiki is because of a tragic accident and not because we're interested in playing a PC who acts like that. It's like calling Sinchu out for being an idiot when we were trying to be resourceful.
>>2250849>Resourceful>Let's throw shit/sand on it guys!
>>2250849Someone was molested!
>>2250851He who has mastered Earth will master Heaven, and he who feigns strength where his weakness is and projects weakness where he is strong will be insurmountable.
>>2250833>>2250837>>2250839>>2250844Well I'd say Overcoming would be a better word.>>2250849I think you're being a shit about this, I'm taking this news just fine>>2250857What the fuck kind of Chinese nonsense are you going on about?
>>2250861The Greatest Strategy Ever: Let your opponent know your next step.The Even Greater Strategy Ever: Let your opponent know you next two steps.
>>2250861>Well I'd say Overcoming would be a better word.My point still stands, damaged goods.>I think you're being a shit about this, I'm taking this news just fineYou're going on and on about 'fixing' him like a man enamored with a prostitute. >Chinese nonsenseIf Sinchu has to eat 30,000 civilians to kill Tesshin I'd be down for it. >>2250864Just tell them your whole plan. If your enemy kills you, you win. It's a Canadian strategy.
>>2250866>You're going on and on about 'fixing' him like a man enamored with a prostitute. There's a difference between that and someone literally giving a child autism for experiments
>We meet the Tetsuo expy in his secret lair.>He's at two miniature operating tabled which have two frogs strapped on them.>He drops some solution on to each of them with a pipette, and undoes their bindings.>The two same-sexed frogs then start holding webbed hands.
>>2250869>literally giving a child autism for experimentsOr he raped him just cuz. He probably didn't even overpay.
>>2250866The Canadians have never lost a war.
>>2250851Moon, stop being a bitch.
>>2250986>>2250996Stop being retarded. I did it so can you.
>>2251012You calling people retarded just proves you're being a bitch. You are literally crying about how the players aren't playing the characters the way you want them played.
>>2251012Poor Moon, thinks he stopped being retarded.
>>2251019>Me: Okay anons what do you want Sinchu to do, he's facing Itachi right now.>Everyone: Let's throw sand in his eyes!>Me: Okay roll>Everyone: *fails*>Me: Okay now here are the consequences of this and the previous idiotic choices you made while around Jiraiya>Everyone: What?! But it would've been so fuckin' cool if it had worked!>Me: But it didn't>Everyone: But what if it had!I think the ones salty are the anons who keep wanting Sinchu to look cool and then failing horribly at it.If anything Sinchu being a guy who can't deliver is in his character.
>>2251053We didn't make idiotic choices, we made decisions that had a risky outcome.
>>2251053Except you've been crying about it out of characters, at the players. You've have literally said how you can't trust the players to not be retarded, or about how you're bitter because of it and then restricting choices in game to make Sinchu played more how you want him to be played using Jiraiya as a mouthpiece. Because you didn't like the ideas of using shit to mark the trip wires, and throwing sand in Itachi's eyes trying to blind him.
>>2251062No there were some pretty stupid decisions made, we can't argue against that
>>2251077Yeah we can, they weren't.
>>2251053>Everyone: What?! But it would've been so fuckin' cool if it had worked!>Me: But it didn't>Everyone: But what if it had!Except the argument people were using was that taking away his vision wasn't a bad idea, not that it would have been good if it worked. I'm fine with you deciding to take away Sinchu's ANBU status, but I'm not fine with you making up an argument to justify it.I'm also kinda mad you're still caught up on throwing shit on the tripwire. I just wanted to avoid it, but like touching a fucking trip wire was a better idea. Did you really expect people to decide to touch something that goes off when it's touched? Who would ever do that?
>>2251088>SpoilerTo be fair, I think he thought that the players would try to absorb it, or think of chalk powder. But that brings up a couple problems in it's own right, in that we have a rotating player base with new players getting added at times, people might forget that we can absorb metal or that a ninja would carry chalk powder, and that trip wires aren't always made of metal.
>>2251097>To be fair, I think he thought that the players would try to absorb itYeah, but that would still require touching the trip wire, which is just as stupid as throwing shit at it. It's like stepping on a land mine to disarm it.
>>2251100Not saying it isn't, just trying to clarify potential thought processes.
>>2251100I mean if someone can absorb all the metal off a landmine by touch i.e stepping on it, is that still stupid or actually using their abilities?
>>2251124Yes, because that would still set the land mine off.
>>2251124From what I know of landmines, if you step on it, you've already triggered it. That's not taking into account other kinds of mines either, such as ones set off by trip wire. Which would probably act like a grenade with the wire holding up the detonator and when it's broken it triggers the mine. Also, there might be triggers set on it so if it's moved or shifted or something happens to it, the mine goes off. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if there are non-metallic mines too.I mean, I'm not /k/ or an expert, but that's what I know.
>>2251124>>2251127I may have the reading comprehension of a first grader. I also like to put spaces in words that shouldn't have spaces in them.Yes, that would still be stupid, because that would still set the landmine off.
>>2251128from what I know, it depends on the mine. Some will go off immediately after getting stepped on, for others stepping on it just primes the explosive to go off once the pressure is relieved.It's a bad example either way, though.
>>2251012>I did itNot saying the players aren't retarded, but that statement is debatable.
Right on, who wants to have a late night thread in like.....hmmmm 11 hours?Also yes the sand/shit thing was a stupid decision. But again, that was entirely on the anons(who may or may not be here right now) who voted on that.
>>2251543I still don't get it how the shit won using chalk dust. But whatever the past is the past.
>>2251543How long are you planning to run for? 45 minutes?
>>2251543Well I'll be missing that thread then. I wasn't here for the sand/shit thing but reading the archive I can get the thinking behind the sand. Fingers swollen and reserves on near empty it was better trying to use something on hand and have a little energy for a possible escape.
>>2251543You were a stupid decision, but that's entirely on your parents.
>>2251552Who carries Chalk Dust with them? Does Sinchu fall into that category?
>>2251825Who carries sand in their pockets?
>>2251825>Who carries Chalk Dust with them? A ninja. I know it's called Metsubushi. That was more a compound to blink a enemy, mostly done with rock dust mixed with poisonous plants, but chalk dust is a good replacement for it.Also if he didn't walked with dust he could easily have chalk it isn't hard to grind chalk into dust. Specialy since one can turn it's hand into iron.
>>2251859Why don't we buy some tear-gas canisters after this mission then?
>>2251865For the same reason the chalk dust didn't win. Nobody voted for it.
>>2251905Well, of course nobody voted for it yet, I suggested it just now.
>>2251905Honestly the problem I think is most apparent and the root of all our problems with sinchu is that most people don't know what we can do or what we have on us. Hell I've read this whole thing through and I can barely make heads or tails of our abilities. We don't have problems with hiki since his solutions boil down to hitting stuff really hard and other things like that. We haven't needed to do too much problem solving with susumu and when we have, usually the dice have been kind.With sinchu it's different since he's more of a jack of all trades, but if we don't know what he's able to do then he's just stuck applying random solutions that only worked in specific circumstances to everything and looking like an idiot otherwise. We threw sand at itachi because not everyone knew what we could do, but earlier throwing sand worked in the bathhouse. We threw shit water at the wire because we again didn't know what he had on him or what his abilities were. It also kind of applies to Hiki and the rest, he knows all kinds of stuff but all people can remember is punchy autism moves and electrical shenanigans sometimes.TLDR: Maybe it'd be prudent moon if you were to include a list of abilities/gear for a character as each combat encounter starts, so that we could properly use everything that each character can do rather than winging the whole thing. Also my personal opinion I really want to see sinchu start taking things slightly more seriously and thinking things through a little more. He can still be the impulsive asshole we love but a more responsible nature would be cool, like team leadership or something. I think the onus is on us a little bit for not taking the character development bait (bug pussy, etc) but I digress because I've put nearly 2000 characters of thought into a choose your own adventure fanfiction on a mongolian tattooing forum.Uh and also I like the quest moon good job and stuff yeah.
>>2252200This is a really good idea and I support it.
>>2252200This except I don't think Moon has done a good job.
IS IT WORKING NOW?!
>>2252200Yeah, I need to start including that shit don't I? Really I've just been bullshitting it and letting ya'll throw in whatever was reasonable.Fuck it, I'll get right on that. Also sorry about there being no session last night but uh, 4chan was being weird.
>>22524804chan was broken last night. A bunch of people couldn't post and a couple QMs couldn't run because of it.>legacy captcha no longer supportedFuck this site, man.
>>2252489No problem boss.I still think you should just push that to anons. Do they want to make a list of jutsu and gear? Let then you will just veto what is to broken or whatever.
>>2252515I know right?
>>2252515oooh ahahah makes a bit more sense
>>2252200I think the problem is that the players and especially Moon are not Special Forces Agents nor are they Wizards, which makes it hard to play as or write for one.
Sinchu kinda sucks compared to Hiki, he just has a bigger amount of skill points that every generic ANBU has and his clan's Kekkai Genkai. Maybe we should focus on his spider motif more?
>>2252548Sinchu has Fire release and thanks to his Kekkai Genkai can easily use lightning and earth nature chakra and also fuse then to use the iron release.If anything Hiki is inferior because Hiki can't use fire release.
https://pastebin.com/qCvjtGdjAbilities and Jutu's for the Main MC's. Tell me what you think.
>>2252558But Hiki is superior because he's Moon's favorite. Thanks to his HxH boys love fixation. >>2252561That's good, thanks Moon.
>>2252561still seems a little small for sinchu, but that might just be me. other than that excellent. Still lol'd at the Notoro C. Himaru thing
>>2252561>Hiki can use fire jutsu.Well i will be dam. Guess Sunchu isn't that good after all.
>>2252585I'm pretty sure Sinchu can use fire jutsu too, plus molten iron is a thing we've only seen him do. He was anbu for a reason anon.
>>2252580Moon, it isn't good behavior for a QM to be antagonizing his players.
>>2252596Thanks anon, you're alright
>>2252602Hey, no need to remind me I'm unlikeable. I remind myself that all the time
>>2252580after madara, i dont want things to change
I just want some Shounen Ai in a quest for once.
>>2252561How come Hiki knows a forbidden technique like Shadow Clones: Iron Style?
>>2252621Elemental clones aren't a forbidden technique
>>2252630Then why doesn't EVERYONE use them in the anime?
>>2252633Cause the Chakra drainage is strong.
>>2252670Why does Hiki have an abundance of chakra that as a genin he can make three of those and be in good shape?
>>2252580Fuck I love you. >>2252633Lots of people use them, some of them like Lightning Clones are just higher-level techniques. Water and Earth Clones are easy, but Wind, Lightning, and Fire Clones are hard to make.
>>22526744 Stamina, that's why.
>>2252674Because he's healthy as fuck and your body heavily effects your chakra pool too
>>2252517Here, I made this and Moon was cool with ithttps://pastebin.com/k7UkEuChIt's rough and I'll add more to it later, but just assume the main four can use most of these
>>2252633> in the anime?Animation cost>>2252674Welcome back genjutsu anon.
>>2252561>like children>Afraid of being adultshe is going to be a great teacher and rival to iruka.
>>2252704Only think i didn't liked was yhe iron golem But then i remebered that Hiki basicaly becane a giant iron gole. to fight Shukaku.Also nobody made a pastevin for the weed jutsu.
>>2252727Fuck, I forgot about that. Now that was legitimately retarded.
>>2252727I mean that was a special God power ™ only for one time. Also sinchu should totally learn some more cool Justus cause he has a lot less than I thought. And what happened to all the Justus that anons were coming up with in the threads?
>>2252859>And what happened to all the Justus that anons were coming up with in the threads?Nobody bothered to make a pastebin with then so they are scatered across the threads if someone would take to himself to scrounge througth the threads i guess he could make a list of the jutsu's that were used so far.
So since we got a comprehensive list of Iron Jutsu >>2252704I've been thinking about what would happen if a bolt of lightning was discharged into a cloud of iron filings. Would it basically make it impossible to dodge that shit?When is Hiki gonna develop a technique that apes Gaara's sand control? Finally, when is Sinchu gonna mod his scooter into some sort of crazy ass war machine? He seems smart enough and obsessed enough to do that and keep it in a summoning scroll.
>>2252945>a technique that apes Gaara's sand controlThat's just Magnet Release. >what would happen if a bolt of lightning was discharged into a cloud of iron filingsIt would probably act as a faraday cage and mitigate whatever damage the lightning would have done. Or superheat the iron and cause it to burn what it comes into contact with.
>>2253432I feel like Sinchu might have done this as a kid. Or Hiki.
Alright, since I couldn't give ya'll a session last night, we'll have one tonight. Starts in ten.
>You are Taka>Your head hurtsYou sit in front of the Third Hokage, a large bandage covering most of your forehead where Kin had headbutted you just three days prior. It was still sore, but then again the wood her new body was made out of was very good material. That still didn't mean it didn't hurt any less though. However besides the possible concussion, Kin also gave you one more thing. Something to think about. Why is it, that you can face off against someone like Dosu, but have trouble with Kin in a simple spar? Surely it's not because you're...lazy!?"Ugggh." You visibly shake in your seat at the thought of not giving something 100%, the sheer idea just makes you want to vomit. But you don't, because the Hokage works very hard to have a nice carpet like this. "Um, Taka?" You look up, the Third looking back at you with a concerned look on his face. "Are you alright my boy?"Oh darn, how long have you been spacing out? "Y-yessir, sorry sir." You bow your head. "I was just thinking heavily about the past few days." You take a sigh, then bring out your determined face. It's really just your normal face, with maybe a little bit of a frown. Not much cause you don't want wrinkles. "Sir, I request that you train me like you have my brother!""Oh?" Hiruzen raises his eyebrows, puffing on his pipe as he looks at you. "Do you now? What brought this on exactly?" He smiles bit as he leans forward. "Perhaps that nasty bump on your head?""M-maybe." You say, feeling slightly embarrassed. "But also because I strive to improve myself, and since you are the one who helped my brother so much before the Chunin Exams, I figured you'd be the perfect person to come to!"Hiruzen nods. "Hmmm, wise thinking. Unfortunately I'm going to have to decline." Your entire face droops in disappointment. "Wh-why?!""I'm going to be retiring soon, and I've got loads of paperwork to sign and people to deal with. In fact this little chat we're having is during my only break of the day." Ouch, you didn't know you were taking up the Hokage's time that much. "However, I do have some suggestions for some other people that could help train you.""R-really? Who?" You ask.>Roll 1d5>Taking first three rolls for possible trainers.>1. Ebisu>2. Mutaito(Sasu's grandpa. The guy who fought Kisame.)>3. Inoichi>4. Kurenai(Yeah she's...never been in this quest)>5. Shikamaru
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>2254137
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>2254137>Muaitolol>ShikamaruDouble lol
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>2254137Come ooon grandpa of jobberboi
>>2254143>That post>These rolls.OhohohohohohohohOkay, so, saving everyone time. Vote now on who's you like to train you>A. Mutaito>B. Shikamaru.
>>2254147As much as I like Shikamaru>A. MutaitoI'd rather train with Sasu's actually cool grandpa
>>2254138>>2254143>>2254145Holy shit I can tell the future.I'm totally going to win the lottery tomorrow.>>2254147>A. Mutaito
>>2254151>>2254152>>2254153Hell it is.Writing.
>>2254147>B. Shikamaru.If >A is another expy I swear to Allah I will bludgeon myself unconscious with a talmud. >>2254137>Kurenai(Yeah she's...never been in this quest)What did Kurenai ever do to you?
>>2254155Can you record it and let me watch?
>>2254155Same thing thay Anko did.
>>2254155Also, he's been in the quest already. You should have already known he was an expy.>>2254159Not being Moon's stale bread waifu?
>>2254154To be fair, he will probably teach us a form based on accuracy over strength.
>>2254154Hell ain't shit you know
>>2254159Last time I checked Kurenai didn't get fat. >>2254161I read this quest pretty casually desu. And if Moon had to remind us who he was it's not like he was a major character.
>>2254167She got pregnant. That is like getting fat for a couple of months
>A few skips and a hop laterYou stand outside the Kou compound, gulping slightly as the two guards at the gate stare down at you. Were they always this tall? No, no you're just nervous is all. "Uh, I'm here to train with mister Mutaito." You say, smiling up at the guards."Mmmmkay." They say, much to your surprise sounding bored. "We got the heads up earlier. Go on in Taka.""Th-thank you." You say, heading inside after bowing to the two of them."Just watch out for the snakes." They tell you once you head inside."What sna-." You start the ask, but the door closes behind you. You shrug a bit before heading further into the compound, but about twenty feet in you can already see what the guards were talking about. In the middle of the compound, sitting under a cherry blossom tree, is Mutaito Kou, head of the Kou clan...and he's surrounded by snakes of all sizes. "Uhhh." Is all you can say, staring at the strange sight before you."Hmmm?" Mutaito opens his eyes, and upon seeing you smiles. "Ah, young Takahiro, welcome." He starts to stand up, but then realizes that there's still loads of snakes surrounding him and clinging to him. "Shoo, you've had your cuddle time for the day." The snakes hiss in what you can only assume is annoyance before they all slither away, under the houses. Finally able to stand, Mutaito gives his body a good stretch before approaching you. "So young Taka, the Third tells me you wish to become stronger.""Yessir, and I'm willing to do anything it takes...so long as I don't have to kill my family." You blink. "Or a member of the Village.""Hahaha! Well said, I don't agree with such methods anyways. If you need to kill those close to you to become strong, that is not real strength. But," He leans closer to you, staring deep into your soul. "Are you REALLY prepared to do whatever I ask of you, no questions asked?">Well?
>>2254167I remembered who he was, because him just showing up and scaring the shit out of Itachi and Hidan was hilarious.
>>2254169Yeah but she worked it off, she looked good at Naruto and Hinata's wedding.
>>2254170>I feel like you're going to make me eat fertilized chicken eggs or something. But sure, since you said you won't make me hurt anyone I don't want to. It can't be worse than being a bedridden cripple.
>>2254170I need a adult? No wait he isn't Danzo or Orochimaru. So yes.
>>2254170>I have a very bad feeling about this, but I'll do it Mutaito-sensei
>>2254170Yes of course.We are going to die
>>2254170>Of course! I need to improve. Now that 'm not trapped to a bed, I can do so much!
>>2254170>If you need to kill those close to you to become strong, that is not real strengthThat's the thought process of a weakling. >Well?As long as it doesn't criplle me again.
>>2254170"Well, probably not no questions asked. I'll ask you how to do things, as well as if I am doing them right and how they help."
>>2252727It was well liked when we talked about it before and it's not like we have to use it that much but moon was cool with iy so it's in. We all have different tastes anon>>2252867>>2252859I made the tetsu jutsu pastebin based on techniques used in quest or remembered from before, and added in any of those jutsu that would require tetsu kekkai genkai and training. Like I said, I'll add in what gets presented so if an anon wants to go back and find some of the jutsu ideas from earlier threads then I'd be grateful and put them in as soon as I can.
Yes it is.Roll me 1d100DC 80Let's see how Taka do.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)>>2254198Godspeed Taka
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I think the only stupid decision we've made in this quest so far was when we did Hiki's confession to Anzo after she explicitly told us she only dated Jounins. Talk about jumping the gun.
Oooof, off to a rough start.Roll me another 1d100DC 75 to stay awake.
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>2254207Check this save.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>2254207
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>2254207Shit
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>2254207Stop jobbing Taka!
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>2254207>>2254206Wait, that's not her name. What was her name again?
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>2254207
Hey, you didn't pass out, writing.
>>2254213AnkoSecret Tetsu style: jobber no jutsu!
>>2254215Finally my good rolls return
>>2254217Eh, whatever, she's not that great a character anyway, I'm glad Hiki's moving onto sandier pastures.
>>2254220>Liking Temari but not AnkoCome on anon, they're extremely similar characters.
>>2254220You're a good one>>2254223Don't try boyo, just leave him to his thoughts
>>2254223Temari summons weasels and has a sweet fan, Anjo is just a generic maskless ANBU with a bruise and dangos.
>>2254228I'm pretty sure Anko is actually a shade or so darker than Temari. Do you just rate girls based on the number of ponytails they have?
"Yes, I-""Good," Mutaito says, bending down and grabbing your ankle. "All I needed was your consent for the next part.""What are you-OOOOOOOGH!" Immediately your world turns from one of up and down to corners and curves. Gravity no longer seems to care if you exist anymore, in fact it seems to have finally decided to leave your body all together judging by how much Mutaito is swinging you around like a rag doll. You can feel your organs bounce around your body with every swing and every twist, how your eyeballs haven't popped out of your head yet is still a mystery to you."So Taka," Mutaito's voice, thought distorted and hard to hear form all the blood rushing to your head, calls out to you. "What do you think of your training so far?""Iiiiii'm gooooooinnnggg tooooooo puuuuuuuuuke!" You cry out, your tongue nearly rocketing out of your mouth it seems."Hmmm, well please don't do that on the flowerbed, It's hard work gardening you know?" You can't even respond, it's taking all your effort not to just pass out right now. Slowly, but surely, you find yourself adjusting more and more to Mutaito's swings, your body knowing when to relax and when to tense up at just the right moment. In fact, your sense of direction also returns, making it all the more obvious when you find yourself being flung upside down. "Now Taka, since you haven't passed out yet and seem to be adapting, we shall move on to the next part." You just gurgle a little in response, Mutaito seems to laugh at that. "Good, now for the next part, I'm going to slam your body against the base of the tree here." What. "If you want to survive this, you're going to have to completely relax, otherwise your entire skeletal structure will be shattered completely. Now, get ready." WHAT?! You can feel him take the steps to wards the tree, and the fear that overwhelms your body is unlike anything you've felt before. You're going to die here, in this strange mans compound, while your brother is out on a mission.You might have made a wrong decision at some point in your life.>1d100>DC 70>Believe in Taka anons. Believe.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)>>2254238Hmmm
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>2254238I can't believe Taka's fucking dead.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>2254238If cripples know anything, it's relaxing.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>2254238BE- CERTAIN OF IT!
>>2254242>>2254241Oh baby, I love the Tetsu training luck.
>>2254241>>2254242>>2254246Daaaaaamn. Taka ain't dying tonight, that's for sure.Now, something very important.1d5, taking fourth roll>1. Twist>2. Explode>3. Pull>4. Absorb>5. Shout
>>2254237Are you trying to make me look a fool with these outlandish questions? I rate girls based on how young they are.
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>2254252I have a feeling any of these will amount to suffering
>>2254256Yeah....just not for Taka
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>>2254258The world's most envious jobber himself?
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>2254255>I rate girls based on how young they are.V&>>2254252This is a really weird game of Simon.
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>2254252hoping for twist or absorb here myself
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>2254252>>2254255Pic related.
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>2254252EAT THE TREE!
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>>2254268And you got it.That's an interesting one.Writing.
>>2254267>>2254269You guys have a problem with Hanabi's best girl-dom?
>>2254280I agree that Hanabi is top-tier material, but this is Part 1 my dude and younger girls have appeared in the quest.
>>2254276not to question your ways, wise moonrunes, but I thought 5 was shout?
>>2254282That ain't no girl, that's a dragon, yo!
>>2254280When she's 7 years old, yes.
>>2254286Well Moon expy'd her because he's a talentless hack.
Susumu's pups all best girls it'll be so sad when two of them die, like where the red fern grows all over again where the dank kush grows
>>2254290Except he didn't though?
Hey, is Taka dragonborn?
>>2254300No, he's a good boy.
>>2254299Yes, he did, see >>2250546 her name is Chiyoko. I still can't get over that Moon, you're addicted to expying.
>>2254290Could be worse.
>>2254303Watch what you say about Shadman, he could be in the thread right now.
...You don't feel like dying today actually. As a matter a fact, you feel like living for the next, oh, 100 years. You're going to grow old, have plenty of children, who will also have plenty of children, and you will finally grow that cool beard you've always wanted to have. You will marry a girl you like, you will hug each other every night, and you will take care of her.Because you are Takahiro Tetsu, and this is not how your story ends."Prepare yourself Taka, this is it!" Mutaito shouts at you as he whips your body forward, slamming it into the tree with all his might. Instead of the sickening crunch of your bones cracking against the tree, the oddest thing happens. Nothing. No sound, no screams, no nothing. Most of all, there's not pain.You feel Mutaito let go of you, and you slowly slide off of the tree and down onto your feet. Strange, you look down at your hands, and there's an odd green glow about them. Not only that, but there's a strange symbol on your stomach, right where you would've made impact on the tree. You reach down, somewhat surprised that you can pick the symbol up, and you examine it closer. It's...throbbing."Taka," You turn your head, Mutaito looking at you with a smile on his face. "That symbol in your hand, would you kindly throw it to the middle of the courtyard?"You blink, wondering why he'd want you to do that, but decide not to question him. You look down at the symbol one last time, taking note that it seems familiar, almost like you've seen it somewhere in a manga before. But you shrug, and toss the symbol into the courtyard. What happens next surprises you even more. Once the symbol lands on the ground, a loud noise erupts from the spot, and the very ground it landed on explodes, kicking up dust and leaving a huge crater in the middle of the courtyard. It's only seconds after this, when you're falling down on your butt, that you realize what the sound was. It was the sound of a tree being broken. Of wood snapping. Of bones breaking.Mutaito walks over to you, crouching down and smiling. "You just died." He says, catching you off guard. "But, you defied death. You, Takahiro Tetsu, have a very interesting chakra nature, don't you?""H-how did you know?" You ask, still unable to take your eyes off the crater. You did that."Because boy, I have it myself. And now, I'm going to teach you how to control it.">END>Sorry for hte late session, and the short one>Hope ya'll had fun
>>2254302I thought the character the anon based her on was Index. Maybe I skimmed that thread or something. Either way, the idea for that came from an anon, not Moon.
>>2254302Damn right. It's so fucking fun
>>2254308>Realize we are Gary Stu>Commit Seppuku>Beg Clan for forgiveness in Will
>>2254312Moon didn't have to go through with it, there's this thing called fiat. He's admitted to having a problem >>2254314>>2254316I like this idea, too bad Moon is a cuck who runs for an hour at a time and has a life or some gay shit like that.
>>2254319>>2254316Just for you guys.Just imagine this every time the thread ends.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A
>>2254321How about something Naruto related like https://youtu.be/u-3Y-2aj9Cw
>>2254321Not really enough JoJo feel in the quest to be imagining that desu. Not that I want more JoJo.
>>2254324Nah let's go even further beyond.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns3SoMKr0nQ
>>2254324Quest isn't nostalgic enough desu. Maybe one of the later Part 1 endings or even an early Shippuden ending.
>>2254326Remember that time Hiki and Co. fought off a vampire?
>>2254331>yfw that actually happened
>>2254331Vaguely. >>2254332this is mfw
If Taka is Sleeping Dragon, is Lee Fledgling Phoenix?
>>2254335No really.It happened.Pretty sure it was Taka, Shino, and Choji who did it.
>>2254321We should totally just add all the jojos in as a clan, verbatim :^)
>>2254337Nah, it was Hiki and Shino and Choji.
>>2254338The Hidden Star Village can have them.
>>2254337I know. And I remember it happening. And you're a cuck for making it happen. You cuck. >>2254338
>>2254338>There's an entire clan of Joestars out there>They have the best fashion sense aroundRetcon time, Kenshiro is a Joestar.
>>2254344Kenshiro is actually the fusion of seven Joestars, his stars are on his chest.
>>2254344Oh yeah, have you tackled the issue of how hard the Tetsu would have gotten skullfucked by the Chinoike yet?
>>2254342Ooh, that's a good idea. We could have a famous youtuber village too :^). Just imagine, all of Filthy Frank's characters running around as the Joji quintuplets or whatever. Markiplier can have a special jutsu that attracts underage kids to his shitty comedy shows and gives everyone near him Super Cancer. The clan's leadership would suck every shekel they have out of everyone and make everything worse rather than fix it.We'll call it The Village Hidden in Mediocrity.
>>2254337And the 'vampire' was just a drunk Sinchu drinking red wine and wearing a cape.
>>2254344Kind of a loose clan given that they migrate to different countries and even timelines as well as the clink.
>>2254352More like Village Hidden in the Suicide Woods.
>>2254352>The clan's leadershipThe villages leadership.
>>2254352Who would win in a fight, Tesshin or Chin Chin?
>>2254347Good thing those fuckers died out. Because yes, they'd have murdered the fuck out the Tetsu's.
>>2254358>those fuckers died outAlso her dad who the twist is that he's not really her step dad he's really her real dad.
>>2254355I'm fucking dying.>>2254357Tesshin hears him say a single word and commits suicide, Chin Chin tries to make a joke about seizures, has an actual seizure and dies. World peace is restored and there are no bad things ever again.
>>2254364....is that boy or a girl?Either way keep Taka away unless you want him to fall in love with that.
>>2254312Youd be right, the character is based on the little girl nun from magical index and the entire reason for her existence is because an anon posted a cute pic and wanted to make a tetsu out of it.
>>2254367That's a girl. She's Sinchu's age. So if that whole Haruko thing doesn't work out....
>>2254358Actually the chioke nned to actually imbue their own chakra in the iron blood in question for their manipulation to work, so the tetsu would actually be just fine against them. Probably better actually, since the tetsu could just absorb the iron in the chioke's manipulated liquid, nullfiying their jutsu. Damn tetsu clan is top tier as fuck. The fact that their powers get even stronger during war is terrifying.
>>2254374>absorb the iron in the chioke's manipulated liquidI feel like that would make the Tetsu's iron fall under the Chinoike's control. And they just need their chakra or blood to make contact with whatever they're controlling to control it, the Chinoike's blood manipulation and Ketsuryugan seems like a pretty hard counter to the Tetsu's power. There can be weaknesses after all.
>>2254381Just use Kai to get rid of the furckers chakra. Genjutsu is basicaly pouring your chakra in one of your openents sense. with kai you basicaly disperse that chakra.
>>2254329>Montage of the Tetsu clan doing weird crazy shit while this plays.
>>2254536Genjutsu is when someone uses their chakra on your chakra to disrupt it. The Chinoike put their chakra in your blood, you can't get rid of that. I'm pretty sure you couldn't kiai the chakra out of iron either.
>>2254854So the chioke can't just the control the iron in the tetsu, but the tetsu can't absorb the iron the chioke use without potentially allowing them to control the tetsu from the inside, assuming it doesn't end up just disrupting the chioke's control. Seems like they're even honestly.
>>2254889All they would have to do is splash a little of their blood or even chakra on the iron to gain control over it. The Tetsu don't have to have the bestest kekkei genkai ever that nobody can beat and is better than the bijuu. They don't have Plasma Style after all.
>>2254910I'm not saying the tetsu are unbeatable monsters that can't lose to anyone, I'm just saying that from the sounds of how the jutsu of each clan works, the kind of counter each other in certain way. No need to put words in my mouth anon
I feel like I can bust out one more session for this thread tonight, and then I'm gonna' take acrack at runnin' a Colonial Marines Quest.
>>2255293We're going to be an Alien, Human, or Predator?Because I want to turn the tables as a human and go full Black Templar(in pure hate against the xenos).
>>2255332Human. You'll be captain of a squad of badasses. That you'll get to choose of course.
>>2255344>a squad of badasses>every roll in the first thread is bad>squad's reputation turns around
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>2255362