>Oh shit nigga' what's this?Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.>How do this work?I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.>How do you do such cool things OP?It's all thanks to you guys.>Why'd you change your name?Because everyone was calling me Moonrunes anyways. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20QuestStats: https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wtDiscord: https://discord.gg/Z4zuRTb>Remember to vote on the threads. Everything looks better in purple. Or gold. Whatever.
>>2203519Hey you are alive. I was afraid the last year had managed to claim you as a victim
>>2203519Hey Moonman>>2203528Nah, he just took a bit of a break. Decided to try a quest idea he had rolling around in his head
>>2203519Woo! Let's get back to Konaha Crushing It.
>You're Susumu>Still not old."I'm adopting Sasuke." You say, staring forward at the Konoha Council as you stand before them. You'd been waiting all damn week for this. Making sure you were back to your ol-...previously healthy self, and that the rebuilding of what was destroyed during the attack was mostly completed. You didn't want them making any excuses. Homura and Koharu frowned a bit, no doubt the subject being brought up by you was touchy, but with Hiruzen sitting between them you knew you at least had his vote to sway them. The real problem here, was that motherfucker Danzo."I believe we've been over this before Susumu," Danzo says, barely prying open that one good eye of his to stare at you. "Allowing any one Clan to have control over the Uchiha bloodline could be seen as favoritism. It could also be dangerous in the long run.""What's dangerous is that Sasuke's been living by himself for the past five years without any family to support him." You shoot back, frowning. "Emotions are important to the Uchiha, and by cutting him off from any emotional support this long you're just asking for trouble. And besides." You cross your arms. "I think it's pretty obvious after what happened last week, that the Tetsu are more than capable of looking after Sasuke.""The Tetsu's part in the protection of Konoha is greatly appreciated Susumu," Koharu says as she tries to defuse the situation between you and Danzo. "But the problem still stands, allowing the boy to stay with you could be problematic with the other Clans.""I don't believe that would be a problem anymore." Hiruzen says, smoking on his pipe. "In fact I took the liberty of going around to the other Clan heads and seeking their approval on this matter myself." The Third pulls out some papers and sets them on the table, all of them marked with the symbols of each of the Clan's. "Including the Hyuga." Hmmm, guess even Hiashi can stop being a dick once in a while. You grin once more as Koharu and Homura go over the papers, Danzo just staring at you. "If the other Clan's don't have a problem with it, then I think the only ones who do are the Council at this point.""It's true, one of the main reasons we declined your wish to adopt Sasuke years ago was because of the Clan's." Homura says, adjusting his glasses to look over the papers. "If they're perfectly fine with this, then I see no reason to decline it any further.""As do I." Koharu says, sitting back in her chair. "I'm afraid I still can't allow this." Danzo says, earning a frown from Hiruzen. "It's simply too much power to be allowed in a Clan of the Tetsu's status' hands. I de-"
>>2203603"I'm afraid you're going to be overruled here Danzo." Hiruzen says, causing the one eyed man to turn in his seat and face the Hokage. "You've too much personal interest in this to pass judgement.""....So it's come to this then." Danzo stands, walking around the desk and heading out. He stops at the door. "You're going to regret this decision." He says, then leaves."Ass." You mutter. You turn to wards the Council. "So...does this mean what I think it means?"Hiruzen nods. "Yes. As of this moment, the Tetsu Clan are now the rightful guardians of Sasuke Uchiha." The Third smiles at you. "Congratulations Susumu.">What do?
>>2203600Wasn't there for it, but I'm sure it was fine >>2203608Awwww yeah, adopting Sasuke and Danzo getting shit on. A great start>I'm....Thank you, thank you Hiru-lord Hokage
>>2203608Well gather up the clan and go tell Sasuke the news.
>>2203608Send Suzu to tell him the good news.
>>2203600It was Dragon Ball>>2203608"It's been a long time coming. Thank you."
>>2203608Assign Suzu to Sasuke. That'll put an end to his emo shit and probably stop his impending Uchiha chimp out.
>>2203622Also this>>2203623But boyo, do you really think Sasuke's going to pay attention what with him more than likely to stare at Suzu's cow beefers?
>>2203608> i thank you for your support lord hokageafter wich >THROW THE BIGGEST FUCKING PARTY WE CAN
>>2203608>Thank the Hokage for this and ask if we would need him or someone else to go and talk with Sasuke about his new housing.Urgh..why do i have the bad feelling that Danzo is going to vent his frustation on Otsuko for this?Oh that's right he's a asshole.
>>2203628A prolapsed asshole? Or a gaping asshole?
Awesome, just need a decision for this.>Go tell Sasuke by yourself>Get the whole Clan together.
>>2203637>>Get the whole Clan together.TIME TO PARTY
>>2203637>>Get the whole Clan together.
>>2203637>Get the whole Clan together.Big family welcome
>>2203637This is a family moment.Iron and BLOOD after all.
>>2203608Who would've guessed when we started this quest that Tsume would end up as Sasuke's sort-of mom.>>2203637>Get the whole Clan together.
Alright then boys, let's rock.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8
>>2203663On a note for clan mottos, how's a second clan motto being Iron Within, Iron Without that the Iron Warriors have?>>2203667Tzeentch showed me, I thought he was bullshitting
>>2203677all according to kiekaku
>>2203637>Get the whole Clan together.Even the gate guards?I said the whole clan jimmy!
>>2203684>TL Note: Keikaku means Moo.
"Th-thank you!" You jump forward, wrapping all of the Council members in a big ol' Tetsu hug. Hiruzen laughs through it, patting you on the back, while Homura and Koharu frown and try to push you off. "Thank you so much!" You let them go, wheeling around and rushing out of the office. Gotta' find the others, gotta' tell everyone in the Clan. "I did it Fugaku." You whisper with the biggest grin on your face.You spend the next half hour gathering up members of your clan, all of them dropping whatever they're doing to come along with you. Suzu closes the bakery, Sinchu stops his bitching about Jiraiya not liking him, you even manage to pry Hiki away from his training, though he insists on wearing his weighted clothing along the way. "Anyone know where the hell Taka is?!" You ask the huge group of Tetsu's behind you. Where the hell is that boy?"Oooh ooh! I think I saw big brother talking with Hanabi Hyuga earlier today." Chiyoko says, riding on top of Hiki's shoulders."Okay cool...does anybody know where they might be?" You ask again."Hold on." Hiki hands you Chiyoko then crouches down. You wonder what he's doing for a second, before he suddenly rockets up into the air, having launched himself using only his leg muscles. Damn he's scary. After a few seconds Hiki returns, creating two holes in the ground where his feet landed. "They're over by the river with Lee and Tenten." He says, placing Chiyoko back on his shoulders."Not even gonna' question how you saw that, C'MON EVERYBODY!" You shout, the whole Tetsu Clan rushing off again.---After grabbing Taka and explaining to him what was going on, the entirety of your Clan arrives at the old Uchiha Compound. You gulp, raising your hand slowly to the front gate and knocking. God, you feel like a Genin again, going on your first mission. "What if he says no?" You ask the others, worry in your voice.Anju slaps you on the head. "Aw come on, why wouldn't the kid wanna' be part of our family, we're awesome!""And it'll be nice to have someone my age to train with at home." Hiki says, a fire in his eyes."And I get to make so much more bread for everyone now!" Suzu adds."Why doesn't Jiraiya like me?" Sinchu whines. Goddammit."Right." You turn around, knocking once more. At first there's nothing, and then the gates open up, revealing a surprised Sasuke. "Uh...hello." He says, his face and arm still bandaged up from his fight with Naruto. "What can I do for you all?""I....Sasuke I have something to tell you." You say, whole body shaking.>What do?
>>2203738>You can finally live with us now boyo
>>2203738>"We have a place for you at the Tetsu Compound, the Council just got done discussing it."
>>2203738>i apologize for letting you live here all alone with no one to comfort you>and i know that this is a lot ot ask but will you give me the chance to redeem myself and allow us to be your family
>>2203738>Guess who just adopted you~~~~
>>2203738So remember our conversation about you living in the compound? Would you like to live in other place? Of course you can come back here every time you would like to.
Right then.1d100Hidden DC.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>2203822c'mon nat 1
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>2203822nat 100 incoming.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>2203822Don't fuck up
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>2203822>>2203828wew
Not bad. DC was _01
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>2203822Give me 1s or give me a sequel to Dong Dong Never Die>>2203828You've done me proud my son
>>2203838Imagine 5 ones rolled at that moment.
"...You wanna' come live with all of us?" You say, and you can feel the entirety of the Clan hold their breath in as you all wait for Sasuke's answer.Sasuke blinks. "Live...with you?" He asks, and you all nod as a group. "Like as a family?""Y-yeah. Cause like...we adopted you." You say. You step forward, placing a hand on the boys shoulder. "I'm sorry you had to be by yourself for so long Sasuke, I promise that won't happen anymore."Sasuke bows his head, his body shaking for a bit before he laughs, looking back up at you with tears in his eyes. "Well then I guess you better start making up for all those years then, huh?" "HE SAID YES!" Suzu screams, the entire Clan jumping for joy now as Sinchu starts to break out the party poppers. Where did he get those anyways?Hiki walks forward, grasping Sasuke's hand in his own. "You are now my family. I look forward to many hours of training with you." He just kind of holds the handshake, maybe a bit too long, before nodding and walking off."I got myself a new little brother!" Suzu squeals, wrapping Sasuke up in a hug that forces the boys face right into her chest. Yeah...yeah that's probably gonna' be a problem down the line."And I got myself a new big brother!" Chiyoko shouts, wrapping herself around Sasuke's leg and hugging it. "Guess we ought to start getting your luggage together huh?" You say, walking into the Compound. You stop and blink. "HIKI! DON'T BRING THE ENTIRE HOUSE!""...okay." Hiki calls back."Hey, what's all the partying for?" You turn around, seeing Tsume standing beside you.You grin. "I just adopted Sasuke." You say, loving that you can say those words finally.Tsume grins, striking you hard in the shoulder. "Nice job!" She says as you rub your probably broken shoulder. "I got something I need to tell all ya'll too."Everyone stops, looking back at her. You grin. "What, you pregnant or something?" You joke."Yup." She says...."What?" You say, left eye twitching. "S-say again?"Tsume wraps her arms around you. "I'm sayin' you knocked me up man! You're a dad!"There's silence from everyone, until Sinchu uses one of the party poppers right over you. "Congratulations!" He shouts, giving you a shit eating grin.>What do?
>>2203900A thousand yard stare, and silence is all that's needed
>>2203900well i gues this household just got TWO new member's
>>2203900>Realize you are now old. OH GOD IM A DAD. Confused/scared/happy tears.
>>2203900>"Excuse me, I just have to check something real quick, been too long since I was in here."Get the weed, get it now.
>>2203900This: >>2203918Congratulatiins Susumu you are now old.
>>2203936>Implying that Susumu should be happy that he's oldAnon, boyo
>>2203900>I guess that makes me old now.>Oh well, at least I'm not Sinchu.
Right, roll me 1d100 not to pass out.DC 90.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>2203950Gotta fail this one
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>2203950
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>2203950>btw they're triplets
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>2203950
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>2203950
Wow, you guys ARE old. Writing.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>2203955
>>2203962Also they are all girls. I know it because i knew Kiba and my older daugther sex before they were even born
I just realized that with Tsume being pregnant and us adopting Sasuke makes him the girls older brother
"You're p-p-p-p-p-""Preggers, yeah." Tsume says, digging her finger into your chest playfully. "And it's all. Thanks. To you." She kisses you on the cheek. "Well, I did most of the work really, but you get an A for effort.""Wow," Chiyoko says, putting her hands on her cheeks as she stares up at you. "A whole A! You must've really wanted that grade huh grandpa Susumu?""Oh yeah he did." Tsume says, laughing. You sigh. This...this isn't really all surprising. You knew that constant sex with this woman with no protection would lead to...this. But still, it's a bit of a shock. Still, more family! A new kid, that shouldn't be so hard to handle, you dealt with Sinchu after all. "By the way it's triplets.""Trip-leeeeehhh." You pass out, the last thing you see is Sinchu's shit eating grin.--->You are Sinchu>It feels good to be a gangstaThis day has turned out to be the fucking greatest. You stare down at Susumu's passed out body while the others try to wake him, feeling immense joy at the old mans suffering right now. "Welcome to the family Sasuke." You say, placing a party hat on the kids head before walking away, all this gooey feelsy stuff getting to you. "Gotta' do something to take my mind off this stuff...and Master Jiraiya.Dammit, you didn't wanna' think about that. He chewed you out something fierce after you, Iruka, and him got back from fighting the Akatsuki. He laid into you, said he was disappointed, called you a waste of talent, but above all else, the thing that's stung the most to you this whole week...."...I'm not even an Anbu anymore." You say, hanging your head low as you walk the streets, a simple Jounin again. Jiraiya had talked to the Third, and he'd demoted you. You are...pathetic.>What do?
>>2204007>Ramen, always makes you feel better
>>2204007Ramen timeWe did this anons, we did this playing Sinchu like a retard
>>2204007go get some ramen i gues
>>2204007Ramen, I guess.
>>2204007>Sinchu isn't ANBU anymoreWell fuck it. Being a ANBU just pilled you up in endless jobs and you never got ti.e to spend with Hiki and Taka. Grab your two neglected cousins and bail then out of all this family bawling
>>2204035Maybe if we stopped playing as a rrtard he might get his place back into the ANBU.
Ramen it is.1d5, taking third roll.>1. Naruto and Karin>2. Lee, Tenten, and Neji>3. Ko, Kori, and Sasu>4. Iruka and Kakashi(Cross Dresser Professors!)>5. Ibiki and Anko
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>2204061
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>2204061>>2204060That's the idea, so anons put on your thinking caps and from now on we play Sinchu smart
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>2204061
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>2204061>>2204071Oh you silly man
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>2204071>>2204071
>>2204072Hey alright, your old buddies Kakashi and Iruka.Taking a thirty, be back soon.
>>2204072Welp...time to put Sinchu on the teacher route.Also we should grab Karin she
>>2204077Well in the meantime, let's address something that I've been saying a lot now.Goddamn it anons let's play Sinchu smart and not like a fucking moron. Let's have him git gud like our other three MCs alright?
>>2204078I wanted to write that she is our stude t now. Can one defect from being other place ninja? Does she needs to stay with the grass village?
>>2204085I'm all up for that but anons love their.'urr derp pocket sand!''herp derp kick his dick'Most of the reasons are that people don't know or care to use jutsus or forget that Sinchu has Fire, and iron release and that iron release is the combination of earth and lightning release.So Sinchu can use other stuff then steel and fire release.
>>2204155I present the man who's simply content with being a fucking failure>>2204162I trust that you'll manipulate those anons into making good choices, no matter how impossible the task may be
>>2204173Did you just assume my gender, you privileged white boy cis scum?
Alright I'm back, writing.
>>2204177My apologies. I present the pink and festering reality wound who's simply content with being a fucking failureBetter?
>>2204173I can't do it alone senpai. I need the power of chaos you manifest to do so.
>>2204182No, you just assumed my color AND that I'm based in reality. What if I identify as an extra-dimensional being, what then? This is why white people and men need to be wiped off the face of the planet.
Ramen. That helps you calm down. You shunshin away, pushing away the depressing ass thoughts of this whole week, before showing up at the glorious Ichiraku Ramen. "Yo Teuchi, give me my-" You stop, seeing Kakashi and Iruka sitting at the table, both of them turning to look at you. "-...special." You frown, sitting down at your normal seat and ignoring both of them as you play with the chopsticks.Kakashi continues to stare at you for a moment, before turning his attention back to Iruka. "So, what did you think of the candidates for Chunin this year?" He asks, reading his book while he does. Why read a book at a ramen shop? In fact, you don't think you've ever seen Kakashi without his mask on...strange."Well Sakura was a no brainer," Iruka says, slurping his ramen. You cast a side glance at him, noticing that he's still patched up pretty bad...and that's your fault. "And Hikigaya being chosen was just a matter of time I suppose."Kakashi nods. "He just needed to fix that Genjutsu problem of his." He says, turning the page on his book. "But that third candidate, that one came out of nowhere."I know," Iruka says as you lean in a little closer. "However their match pretty much put any doubts of their being a Chunin to rest I suppose. The way they used the battlefield, the way they fought their opponent, it was all high level stuff.""...something we can help you with Sinchu?" Kakashi asks, noticing how far you've been leaning over the whole time."What?!" You say, leaning back to your seat and straightening up as your ramen shows up. "Nah nah, I don't even care man....but uh, who was the third one picked for Chunin, if ya' don't mind me asking." It was probably Naruto, you think to yourself. Little dude is super awesome, destined for great things. Not like you."Tenten." Kakashi says.>How do you react?
>>2204216Despair, but also despair. Life's been a shit latelyI wonder why?
>>2204216>Why? I wasn't around to see her fight.At least I'm pretty sure Sinchu had left by then.
>>2204216"The girl who threw a bunch of weapons at that puppet dude? That makes sense I guess."
>>2204216Oh of course!! Right Tenten, yeah...
>>2204229It was the fight anons ignored. It was Tenten versus Kankuro.
>>2204243No, Sinchu left during Sasuke and Naruto's fight, and I'm pretty sure Tenten's fight was after that.
Confusion seems to be the accepted part here.Now roll me a 1d5, taking fifth. Secret person showing up.Also I gotta' shit again. Hoooboy.
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>2204258useless roll GOGOGO
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>2204258
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>2204258Try not to bleed from the ass this time.
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>2204258Well Moon, I'm sorry to tell you but you got dysentery
>>2204258any blood this time?
>>2204258Try not to bleed again this time
>>2203519Why wont you die like the other shitty naruto QMs already?
>>2204271I'm sorry to tell YOU Chaos, but you rolled a good one.
>>2204321Oh hey anon, was your dad hitting you again?
>>2204326Can I get a hint?
>>2204326A good one for who?>inb4 it's guy
"Tenten!? She's....who is that again?" You ask, Kakashi and Iruka falling out of their seats in the process. "I think I missed her match. She was fighting that puppet dude or whatever right?""Yes, she was fighting the puppet dude." Iruka says, frowning at you. "Honestly, how can you not be interested in the youth of Konoha Sinchu? You were one yourself not too long ago.""Pfft, the more I forget about my youth the better. All those people just acting jealous of me because I was so much better than them." Yeah, your youth was pretty hard. It wasn't easy being the best goddamn ninja in the Leaf....but now look at you."Hmmph, anyways. Her match with Kankuro showed her skills. She took control of the battlefield early on, and then kept attacking him using subterfuge and tactics." Iruka says."Didn't she lose though?" You point out."Just because someone loses doesn't mean they aren't qualified to become a Chunin, look at how many of the ones who won their fights weren't considered." Kakashi points out.Yeah, you guess that makes sense. You turn back to your ramen, about to dig into that sweet, sweet heavenly aroma, when the flaps of the shop open up. "My friends!" Guy says drunkenly, a somewhat bandaged and also drunk Lee hanging onto his sensei. "I was hoping you'd be here! Celebrate with us about my wonderful student becoming a Chunin!""Yesh!" Lee slurrs out, giving you a thumbs up. "Celery-celebate-...be happy with us!""...are you drunk?" You ask, wishing you had a camera with you."No I am Lee." The little kid responds.Oh god this is perfect.>What do?
>>2204350Geez guy what'd you do try and light the flame of youth with alchohol or something?
>>2204359>Geez guy what'd you do try and light the flame of youth with alchohol or something?missed my meme arows
>>2204350>"Guy I have to ask: Fucking why man?"
>>2204350>>2204364This. This sort of thing is all sorts of messed up.
>>2204350>"Jeez Guy, you think giving your mini-me booze is a good idea? Here, lemme take that so you don't get in trouble"
Rolled 46, 7, 11, 59, 96 = 219 (5d100)Hmmm.Let's hope I don't get over a 70 here.
>>2204404Oh no guys. How could you insult Guy SENSEI like that!?Now Lee's gonna' have to rough you up!Writing.
>>2204350Gai...did you just gave a underaged boy sake? Not even I did that to Hiki and Taka. Well more that i didn't do it because Suzu would kill me if i did it. But come on man!
>>2204404Fuck>>2204408OH COME ON, MOON. Do you just hate Sinchu and that's why you're giving him the hopeless fight against Drunk Lee?
>>2204408The moment you realize Sinchu isn't so iresponsible to give underaged people a drink. I guess there is still hope for him.
>>2204414 A drunken Lee that is able to use jutsu don't forget that.
>>2204417My God you're right, what's something that's beyond hopeless?
"Geez guy, what'd ya' try and light up the flames of youth with alcohol or something." You snicker, causing the bushy browed Jounin to hang his head in shame. Yeah, this is the stuff. "I mean, if I tried that shit with Hiki and Taka, Suzu'd kill me!"Lee looks at you, then back at his ashamed sensei, before wiping his mouth and standing up. He points a shaky finger at you. "You shhhhhall not insult my glorioush Sensei villain!" He shouts, he starts to move to wards you, his movements wobbily.You smirk. "Right, well what are ya' gonna' do abou-" You feel a painful strike hit you across the cheek, sending you flying off of your stool and into the street outside. You roll to a stop finally, sitting up and rubbing the huge welt on the side of your face. "WHAT THE FUCK!?"Lee jumps outside, taking up a strange looking stance as he hiccups. "Pre-prepare yourself!" He says, charging to wards you. He throws a kick, and you duck it easily, but then suddenly the kick changes course and knocks you right in the face. "Guy! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!" You shout , trying to avoid the little shits attacks.Guy heads outside, Kakashi and Iruka following closely behind. "It's as I feared, I should never have given Lee a sip of my sake. For you see," Guy stops for a moment, throwing up all over the street and Kakashi feet. "Sorry. For you see, Lee is a master of the Drunken Fist!"Drunken Fist?! Bullshit, you've gotten drunk plenty of times and never mastered any such art form. You try to catch one of Lee's legs, but the boy's movements are so erratic that it's like trying to catch a greased up eel. He just keeps slipping by and smacking you in the face!>What do?
>>2204441>Beat him at his own game. He's not the only user of Druken Fist
>>2204441Wait I got an idea, trick Lee into drinking a bottle of hot sauce
>>2204458Nigger no, we're supposed to play smart remember? Unless Drunk Sinchu is the lord of annihilation
>>2204441>sorry about this Guy>Substitution Jutsu with Guy
>>2204441>tekotsu our entire body and just focus on dodging for now >maybe tell iruka and kakashi to stop being useles
>>2204441He has a padron he keeps going for our face then we just need to grab his wrist when he comes trying to punch it.
>>2204472Wait. I got a better idea, transform into a girl
We kinda tied up right now so hurry and make a decision before I get up and take another shit.
>>2204474change my vote to this>>2204493
Alright, transforming into a girl wins.1d100DC 60
Moon quick question. Who punches harder Hiki or Lee?
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>2204523
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>2204523give me that nat one baby
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>2204523Rollan>>2204526Hiki probably
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>2204523
>>2204536We became so hot Lee wants to copulate with us
>>2204536PRAISE TZEENTCH FOR ALL THE 99s
You passed, good.Now comes the fun stuff.
>>2204545>>2204547The power of all the female Tetsu.
>>2204555TWLL ME WE BECAME BEST GIRL MOON!
Right, you could do some sweet moves and incapacitate the little runt in front of you, probably ending this whole thing in an instant because you're a goddamn super awesome shinobi who's had five more years worth of training than Lee......or you could transform into a girl. Obvious choice really. "Sinchu Style: Sexy Jutsu!" You disappear in a puff of smoke, and then reappear behind Lee, now with some rockin' pigtails and lipstick. "Hey there big boy!" You say in a high pitched voice, jigglin' your body. You hear Kakashi facepalm behind you. "Aren't you so cute in your green jumpsuit.""M-me?" Lee says, pointing to himself. "Th-thank you for the compliment madame!" He says, bowing to you.Heh, easy pickin's. It kind of disturbs you how good you are at bein' a sexy babe. "Ohohoho, don't thank me! I should be thanking you for letting me see all those fancy moves of yours!""You liked my moves?" He asks, smiling at you."Lee no, don't be tr-." You slam your foot into Guy's face, knocking him out instantly."Guy Sensei?" Lee asks."Ohohoho, don't worry, he's just sleeping." You say. "Now, if you'll excuse me I have...uh, tampons to get. Toodleooo!" You start to walk off, but suddenly feel a hand grab your elbow, and looking back you realize it's Lee. "Hey, don't get handsy bub.""I cannot allow a fair maiden to walk home by herself, I shall escort you myself." Lee says, wrapping his arms around your elbow, and hiccuping slightly. "Where do you live my lady?"Oh fuck. "Uh, no that's fine, you don't have to." You say, trying to pry yourself from Lee. Goddamn little shit's got a grip though. "Really, it's cool man.""Nonsense, Guy Sensei taught me to treat ladies right, and I shall!" Lee says."...you know he's right lady." Iruka says, grinning at you. "It's been pretty dangerous around here lately, you should let him escort you."Fuckin' Iruka you son of a bitch! You're about to just knock Lee out and run for it, when Naruto and Karin show up. Fuck. "Oh fuck."Lee gasps. "My lady, such language!"Shit shit shit, if Naruto sees you like this, you'll lose the last person who respects you at all!>What do?
>>2204578>shinshun away like a motherfucker
>>2204578>Insist he takes care of his sensei, turn back to normal. If he doesn't listen make an Iron Clone of regular Sinchu
>>2204589>>2204596Either one of these'll work
>>2204606Fuck it, knock Lee out and get out of transformation. It's simple
>>2204578Knock out Lee and sprint back to eat your goddamn ramenJesus
Knocking Lee out wins.You wanna' know the DC?It's 30.Because you're a goddamn Jounin.Jiraiya was right, Sinchu IS immature.Nice of you anons to finally start to catch on though.
>>2204578Say "Hey, what's that?" and point over his shoulder. When he isn't looking, flash step around a corner, transform back, and walk back to our spot.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>2204632
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>2204632>>2204633Or punch a child in the back of the head.What was Chaos saying earlier about other people playing Sinchu like a retard?
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>2204632nat 1
>>2204644Punching a child in the back of the head isn't retarded, besides this is Lee he'll be fine
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>2204632Oh yeah we still need 5 rolls
Right well, you passed. Good job.Now make room for best girl coming in.
>>2204675Unlike Hiki Sinchu doesn't have much problem in holding his punches.
>>2204678What is Shizune doing back to the village?
Right. Time to stop fucking around. "Hey what's that?" You say, pointing to nothing off in the distance. Lee cranes his head to look, and you take the opportunity to karate chop him, knocking the boy out. You catch his unconscious body, transforming back to your old sexy male form, and scoop the boy up in your arms just as Naruto and Karin come up to you. "Sup kids, you out causing mischief and stuff?""Nah," Karin answers, waving off your question as she leans in and stares at the passed out Lee frowning and pinching her nose. "Ugh, why's he smell so bad?""Puberty, believe me it sucks." You answer, walking back over to Ichiraku and dumping Lee's body on top of Guy. "And Guy's just drunk. Make sure you look long and hard at what a irresponsible adult looks like kids. Don't end up like that.""Ugh, I think I'd rather just get some ramen if that's cool with you Sinchu." Naruto answers, frowning at Guy and Lee before heading inside Ichiraku with Karin.You stay outside, kneeling down beside the two passed out bodies and poking them. "Well, you handled that better than you normally do." Kakashi says finally."Shut up, I don't need your praise." You answer, standing up and trying to hide the blush on your face. "And anyways, I didn't want Naruto to see me acting like an idiot.""...he does look up to you." Iruka points out. The three of you remain quiet, just standing outside as the wind blows...no wait, that's not the wind. "What's that so-""Vespa Super Sport 180," You answer, craning your ears. "New tires, pristine engine, but it sounds off." You answer. "Like it's coming from above us-"You jump back as the scooter in question lands from the air in front of you all, its tires screeching as it travels down the street for a bit before stopping, it's driver kicking the kickstand and parking.https://youtu.be/cFZYk0s1dVE?list=PL5PW5TdgaMATZV3Z3_zhsj3V-Mu6e3owr"Ahhhh, finally made it." The girl hops off her scooter, undoing her helmet and shaking her head a bit as she takes it off, her pink hair looking goddamn beautiful in the morning sun. She heads over to you, well the ramen stand at least, and stops as she sees the three of you. "Ehh? What'cha three starin' at?""You...fell from the sky." Iruka points out.She shrugs. "Lots of things fall from the sky. I just happened to be the prettiest thing that did." She grins, chuckling to herself. She then turns her attention to you, sniffing the air in front of you slightly. "Hmmm, you own a scooter." She leans in, almost uncomfortably so. "A white Vespa." "Ye-" She puts a finger to your lips, silencing you."Don't care. You look a little too boring for me to listen to.""And you are?" Kakashi asks.The girl grins, whirling around in spot before posing. "Haruko Haruno, the Pink Kunoichi!""Haruno?" Kakashi blinks, closing his book. "Then you're-""Yup. Sakura's older sister."Oh man, you think....who's Sakura?>End.>Hope ya'll had fun>Any questions?
>>2204742Well alright then
>>2204742BEST GIRL: L O C A T E D
>>2204742>Sakura has a sisterWait what.. also thanks for the run
>>2204742From my grave, I am summoned. I have been tasked with a great duty, one I must uphold. As I spoke in years past... PURSUE PINK PUSS
>>2204778I can support THIS pink puss, not the other one
>>2204788Hiki's got the OTHER one.
>>2204788>>2204788 #As the captain of the Hiki/Sakura ship, I’m gunna end up forcing you on and locking you in the brig. All will PURSUE.
>>2204806Ay ay captain!
>>2204794Yeah, the one who called Naruto a shit because he doesn't have parents. That's something that can't be forgiven>>2204806Oh sweet summerchild, you don't realize it yet. But a windstorm will send your ship off course into the rocky shores
>>2204806I guess I could get behind eating a stale piece of bread if I didn't have any other food to eat.
>>2204818Well in this timeline Sakura was turned from stale bread into french toast, the best breakfast food.
>>2204844>not scrambled eggs, bacon, and toastI see now. You're subhuman trash from that "Not-America" place some people keep trying to pretend is important.
>>2204844Yes! In this timeline/AU, Sakura has great potential to be something more than just the healbot raising Sasuke’s kid! She’s got incredible intelligence and control, and we know she has the potential for insane strength as well. I’m really excited to see what Moon does with her.
>>2204857Bitch I AM from America. And you can have french toast with the shit you listed too.
>>2204911If you truly believe that French toast is a breakfast food, then you've got both shit taste in waifus. And shit taste in breakfast food
>>2204877Not to mention she's muthafuggin Chunin.She gained some hella XP in this AU
>>2204928>HellaLad I can safely tell you, Life is Strange is garbage
>>2204877Girl has mud clones that is enough to me. Although most likely it was one of the triplets that teached her that. Also now the triplets won't be the only triples in the house
>>2204943>Life is Strange is garbageI think you mean is Amazeballs!
>>2204947>Waifuing a literal piece of stale bread who thought that being an orphan makes you shit because you don't have parents, on mud clones and her supposedly good eugenicsYou Sakurafags are fucking delusional I tell ypu what>>2204950>Rewind
>>2204911Well 4chanX is fucking me in my ass so I have to try and post this from incognito mode and I can't shitpost at you anymore. Trust me though, it was great. Had a funny/kind-of not really sexy picture and everything
>>2204956Can I post now daddy?
>>2204956Your shitpost will not be in vain, I'll shitpost more in the loss of your ability to do it
>>2204977You can my son
>>2204988Eww, don't call me that. I'm not some mutant traitor's child.
>>2204994>Implying that I also don't follow Chaos in Shin Megami Tensei
>>2204953Thanks i love being chaotic and going for the girl that the ordely aligned people would try to waifu
>>2205009You're a disgrace to the Dark Gods. Nurgle has better taste than you
>>2205000You admitted earlier you were talking to Tzeench.
>>2205014Can't arque with thay. I can also see that you didn't say i'm wrong.
>>2205016Hey man, I can follow more than one path of Chaos.
>>2205019And I never said you were right either
>>2205020AHA! You admit you're a mutant traitor then! That's 10 Emperor Brownie Points for who? This guyyyy.
>>2205032Enjoy your stale crumbs lad :^)
>>2205037At least I'm not getting a prehensile penis shoved up my ass by a ugly futa demon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>2205041Hey man, I don't mind catching once in a while. Besides, least I get more than you can. Now you better go back to your 20 hours of work in the munitions factory, or else you'll get turned into a servitor boyo
>>2205051Too late, got drafted into the Guard. Off to go get killed by a xeno.
>>2205059Have fun either getting shot or chopped to death by Orks, shot to death by Tau, shot to death by Eldar, captured and made a slave to torture by Dark Eldar, or eaten by Tyranids
>>2205062>shot to death>by Orks
>>2205073There's always a 1 in a hundred billion chance, and they do love dakka
>>2204742It's time for Sinchu to use all that talent seriously.
So I'm curious. Why do people want Sakura? I don't see the appeal and Sasuke isn't a massive cunt in this timeline so she might be able to be happy.So why are people supportive of her and Hiki?
>>2204742>Haruko HarunoOh my god, poor poor Hiki.
>>2205229High chakra control, making her good in using genjutsu, earth release making her use mud clones and future student of Tsunade and most likely will get Tsunade absurd strength.
>>2205533Will Tsunade even have a reason to come back to the Leaf? The Third is still alive, and Orochimaru is dead. She has absolutely no reason to be here, and thus no reason to train Sakura.
>>2205537Dunno, i ain't the QM. You can't forget that Orochimaru is still alive and the Akatsuki will still try to invade the village and try to grab Naruto.Maybe Sinchu ends up completely or badly injured and so Jiraya brings Hiki and Naruto with him?
>>2205533But why do you support her and Hiki? What's the chemistry? And I dunno what you're smoking to think Chakra Control is inherited if that's your angle.
Hmm, think Sinchu should probably leave the village. Dude needs to go find somewhere to train and get his head out of all this. Pretty sure if he stays hes going to be miserable.
Hikimari is the one true ship.
>Not training Hiki so hard that his child just manifests into realityCome on guys
>>2205598It does seem likely for him to just leave since he seems to be slowly losing everything keeping him here
>>2205598I liked the idea that was posited some threads ago of Sinchu becoming an Instructor at the academy or the Jonin leader of his own team of Genin.I think with all the improvements we made to Naruto, Karin, and Hinata's fighting styles we could land a shot at either. Plus, I sort of like the idea of him working alongside Iruka at the academy and the two of them consistently shitting on each other
>>2206072It would be a improvement after what Mizuki did.
>>2204007>"...I'm not even an Anbu anymore.">Jiraiya had talked to the Third, and he'd demoted you.Man, I ain't a fan of Sinchu getting demoted after a single set of bad dice rolls. Especially after getting jumped by four Akatsuki, one of which was Itachi. Fuck, Pocket Sand was the most retarded thing we did and even that wasn't a bad idea when fighting an Uchiha. We also managed to finally pull it off in the end and escape.
>>2206183>We also managed to finally pull it off in the end and escape.Thanks the help of a sannin, a clan elder AND a injured chuunin. Also has the fact we screwed around with Mr. stiches.
>>2206187The bullshitting was fine, seeing as it was meant to be a distraction while we removed the explosive tags. Unfortunately, /qst/ dice, and honestly, if we had escaped from the four without help, I would have been surprised. Sinchu made fine decisions considering the situation he was in, he just got fucked by the dice.
>>2206183>>2206199It wasn't just a set of bad rolls, anon. We've consistently played Sinchu as a complete moron, and if we had made better decisions, it might have helped mitigate our bad rolls.
>>2206199He wouldn't be in a bad spot if he had bothered to take mr. stiches seriously.
>>2206291Eh, Sinchu is fairly eccentric, but what Ninja isn't? Just look at Jiraiya.And you can't use "What ifs." if we had made better decisions, the dice could have still screwed us too.
>>2206340Ah genjutsu anon, i kinda missed you.
>>2206340But if we had made better decisions, than we wouldn't have made a complete ass of ourselves in front of Jiraiya, and we might still have some respect for us even if we failed.instead, we threw shit at a tripwire and tossed sand at an Akatsuki.
>>2206392>we might still have some respect for us even if we failed.he*
>>2206389Not Genjutsu anon, I just don't think Sinchu should be demoted over this. It makes Jiraiya look like a prick, especially after all the successes we've had.>>2206392Attempting to trigger a tripwire at range and trying to blind an Uchiha are decent decisions though, and we still pulled through in the end. It feels like Jiraiya being an ass, more then a deserved demotion to me. Especially taking into consideration the successes that Sinchu did have.>"Sorry, Sinchu. I know you're the reason we captured Hidan and got information from him and all, but Jiraiya thought trying to blind Itachi was dumb, so you're not an Anbu."
>>2206505>I know you're the reason we captured HidanYou mean after he went on an unauthorized mission simply because he wanted to bang the girl who gave it? Just because something good came out of it doesn't change the fact that he fucked up.And I feel a demotion is completely warranted. Anbu are supposed to be the best of the best, the literal secret service. All Sinchu has done so far is make a complete and total nuisance of himself multiple times both on and off missions.He's good at fucking people up, but an Anbu needs to do more than that.
Blinding Itachi really was a sound tactic. Just a lot harder than we anticipated. His eyes are his greatest asset and they were the biggest problem. It is the same idea Sinchu has been preaching to his students about breaking the ninjitsu users hands. What we need to do is refine the technique into a proper jutsu. I remember one anon talking about manipulating iron filings.
>>2206604>You mean after he went on an unauthorized mission simply because he wanted to bang the girl who gave it?Sinchu didn't know it was unauthorized, bug girl lied to him. And she got off the hook for it even faster than he did, remember? Ibiki was just fucking with him.
>>2206505>Attempting to trigger a tripwire at range and trying to blind an Uchiha are decent decisions though,Itachi isn't your average Uchiha. You really think that Sinchu is the first guy to try and blind him?>and we still pulled through in the end. After Iruka a chuunin used himself as bait helped by a sannin and a clan elder.
>>2206604Bugpuss lied to him and passed it off as an official mission. I'll agree that Sinchu makes a nuisance of himself off missions, but so does Jiraiya. On mission, he's been fairly best of the best. He's captured Hidan and extracted information, he's saved ninja from being killed, he managed to survive and bring back info from Orochimaru's Secret Love Sewer. >>2206629>>2206629>You really think that Sinchu is the first guy to try and blind him?Probably not, but between trying to blind him using sand from out of no where, punching him, or trying Ninjutsu around a Mangekyo there isn't alot of options there. >After Iruka a chuunin used himself as bait helped by a sannin and a clan elder.With four Akatsuki beating the shit out of us, it's to be expected. No matter how Anbu someone is, those odds including Itachi are slim to none. Do everything you can to get the fuck away alive is literally the best outcome unless you have super protagonist power.>>2206607Iron Sand Jutsu, eh?
>>2206072Nah, i really dont see his attitude really shifting towards that yet, if ever.The dude needs time out from all of this. Frankly he must be feeling utterly shit. He lost being an anbu, hes lost the respect of most of the other jonin and his idol ontop of losing his girl to his "clan rival". Dudes directionless and floating free.He needs to just leave, without telling anyone, and get his head sorted. Do some trainning, have some lone time, and be somewhere else otherwise i really do see him growing to resent konoha.
>>2206736To reiterate: I doubt he will even have anyone come after him or notice hes left until about 3, 4 days in.Dudes pretty much burnt his bridges because anons chose simple (and stupid) options.Sinchu should employ his training and know how and just disappear for some alone time.
>>2206736>He needs to just leave, without telling anyone,That's called going rogue, anon.>i really do see him growing to resent konoha.Why, because his shit behavior is finally having a consequence? If anything this will make him see that maybe he should stop acting like a retard.
>>2206736>>2206789Maybe. Honestly, I just hope he doesn't become boring. He can keep his eccentricities, just maybe become abit more focused on mission.
>>2206802Plenty of other ninja have left for a time before coming back.Two of the senin literally did that until naruto was driven by plot to go find them.Feel free to disagree, but im not going to vote to keep him here. Its not healthy. And for the record, i didnt vote for the retarded options either.
>>2206802>Why, because his shit behavior is finally having a consequence? If anything this will make him see that maybe he should stop acting like a retard.Of course Sinchu will think maybe he should stop acting like a retard, but will other anons is the question. We control him, but hell man anons can be fucking retarded
>>2206821>Says the guy who thought knocking Lee out wasn't retarded
>>2206816Remember the last time an ex-anbu ninja decided to leave the village?And the thing I have a problem isn't him leaving (Although I'm not fond of if either), it's the not telling anyone part. At least tell the fucking Hokage if people decide to take that course of action.
>>2206827I honestly don't follow? How was it a bad idea?
>>2206827But knocking Lee out before he could get into more trouble, or destroyed something was a decent idea. Using Sexy Jutsu to flirt with him and try to run away was a silly idea. Not that I didn't enjoy it, Naruto is best when it's goofy.
>>2206845Because we could have just changed back into Sinchu when he looked a way instead of knocking him out like an autsits. You know all those greentexts where someone pretends to be gay or whatever when they're not interested in someone instead of just saying they're not interested? It's like that.
>>2206840Then leave a letter to be found after hes long since left should work just fine. Either way, i doubt he even wants to say goodbye right now.
Sinchu may not be able to get clearance to leave. Depends on how much he knows about Anbu really.
>>2206859But now Lee isn't stumbling around drunk in Konoha, which was the objective.
>>2206855>>2206873Except that never came up, the reason was to get Lee to leave Sinchu alone. You're either moving the goal post or you're deluded.
>>2206860Plus if sinchu does leave, he should probably just wear a disguise all the time until he finds somewhere isolated.
>>2206885Actually looking back, Moon called the vote when it was tied.
>>2206860Its not a matter of what Sinch wants, its a question of responsibility. Sinchu owes it to his village to at least inform the Hokage that he is leaving. Just running off into the night and abandoning everything would be more childish behavior on his part
>>2206893Seriously sounds like him right now.So long as he leaves to get his head straight, instead of being a laughing stock, im fine with what ever way it happens. Just less people involved the better.
>>2206899I suppose that would be in-character.I thinks it dumb, but I guess it fits his emotional state right now.
>>2206821>but hell man anons can be fucking retardedI agree i'm kinda tired of having Sinchu understimate his enemies and get his face fucked.
>>2206899I don't think you quite understand how serious an ex-anbu ninja just fucking off out of the blue is.First there's the matter of him knowing a shitload about the security of Konoha.Second is the matter of him being from a clan that not only has a bloodline jutsu, but also a history of ninjas going rogue.Third is the matter that the last time an anbu ninja, ex or otherwise, decided to fuck off, Itachi murdered the entire Uchiha clan.If Sinchu decides to leave without telling anyone, chances are he'll be hunted down like a dog.
>>2206938Dont care, not going to sit here and argue with you.
>>2206930I think is dumb and he should tell someone he went away for a time.
>>2206948Yeah, the more I think about it especially in regards to>>2206938said, it makes sense that he should tell someone. Either the Hokage or maybe Susumu.
>Sinchu should stop being stupid.>He should fuck off out of the village without permission committing treason.>Yeah that'll make Sinchu not be stupid.
No questing tonight, had to do computer work for dad all day. Love ya'
Actually fuck it, we're having a short session tonight.
>You are Hikigaya>You make it work."Triplets, hmmm." You look pointedly at Tsume's belly, wondering exactly how three babies are even supposed to fit inside such a small compartment. "Does that mean you got pregnant three times?"Tsume grins, kneeling down beside the passed out Susumu and smacking him on his bald head. "Nah, me and this guy just had lots and lots of practice is all." She says, licking her lips as she thinks back to...well you're not sure."Practice does make perfect." You say, causing several of the older Tetsu's to snicker. Though a quick look from your sister quiets them. You look over to Sasuke, the other boy running his hands through his hair as he probably tries to contemplate all that's going on. "Suzu," You say, turning to your sister. "I'm going to chat with Sasuke for a bit, okay?"Your sister nods, wrapping you in a hug. "Sure, just know that I love you so so so so much!""Well of course I know that, it's obvious." You say, face scrunched up against your sisters chest. You free yourself from her grasp, walking over to Sasuke finally. "So, it appears you've had a lot dropped on you today." You point out."Yeah, didn't really think I'd wake up this morning and get adopted...or find out Susumu and Tsume are....ugh." Sasuke visibly shakes in disgust. "What about you though?""Me?" You ask."Yeah, what's it feel like to become a Chunin at our age?" Sasuke asks, looking genuinely interested.>Well?
>>2207887It's not that special or overwhelming really. Happens to every protagonist, even the one that didn't deserve it. :^)
>>2207887>It's an honor. I hope I'll be able to improve myself and become a jonin as soon as possible.
>>2207887>Well, I haven't actually done anything yet as a Chunin. So can't say really
>>2207887>it feels like being a genin except you also have an ugly vest
Just to move things along we'll call it here. Looks like the majority answered that it didn't feel that different or special. Writing.
>>2207887"Never thought about it. I guess the feelling is one of acomplishment, a little bit better then when we passed the academy exam. I started to see a chunnin has a lot of responsabilities although i wasn't ordered or sended into a mission yet. How are you feelling?"
>>2207917>it didn't feel that different or specialJust like the quest.
You think about Sasuke's question for a minute, and in all honesty you can only answer it one way. "It doesn't feel any different from when I was a Genin." You answer, surprising the other boy. "I've got more responsibilities now, I make more money, and I get to go on higher ranked missions, but it honestly feels like I'm just a Genin in a special vest." Sasuke sighs. "Good." He says."Good?"Sasuke nods. "I was worried how much becoming a Chunin changes a person. Sounds like it doesn't affect you as much as I thought.""Well, I have only been a Chunin for a little bit, given time I suppose I could change." You answer, watching as Sasuke's eye twitches."...right. So, you heard Sakura's a Chunin now too, right?" He says, surprising you. He catches sight of your surprised face, blinking in surprise himself. "You didn't? Man, I thought you'd be the first to know.""Wait, why would I be the first to know?" You ask him."Well...you know, cause you and Sakura are..." He waves his hands about, not finishing his sentence."We are...both shinobi?" You guess.Sasuke just stares at you. "Man, tell me you're joking right now, because I honestly can't stand how dense you are sometimes with as much skill as you have."You frown. "I'm not dense, I'm just...not able to pick up on things like most people do. Now why would I be the first to know about Sakura becoming Chunin?"Sasuke sighs. "Because Hiki, she likes you." You blink. "She like likes you.""Oh." You say.>How do you respond to this.
>>2207955Or your life.
>>2207959>Meh, she's not Miss Anko.
>>2207965If I'm not special then why am I wearing this helmet? >>2207959>Too bad, I don't mess with that. Banter aside some options would be nice.
>>2207959>too bad for her i like blonde's
>>2207959I...had no idea. Is this true? Last time someone said a girl liked me she quickly said it wasn't true. Also how do you she likes me? I thought she liked you.
>>2207981I'm just fed up and losing interest in all this since you seem intent on doing the exact opposite of giving us Anko time like you promised.
>>2207995I mean I'm sorry the only thing keeping you going is a single character anon. I don't know how that feels.
>>2207959"Huh, I wonder if she still feels that way after I killed that man".
>>2207959>She needs to spend more of her time training instead. Besides she's not my type
>>2207959For real? Those touching lessons from Sinchu must have made the difference...
>>2207995They're all cum-gargling, blue-balling, dream-crushing faggots. All of them. >>2208006>I don't know how that feels>Implying you don't have some obscure waifu you have an actual shrine to
Disinterest it is.Now roll me a 1d5, taking fifth roll, to determine who shows up.1. Dango eatin' Anko2. Slightly drunk Anko3. Really drunk Anko4. Sober Anko5. Swimsuit Anko.(Beach episode anyone?)
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>2208022
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>2208022IT'S HAPPENING
>>2208006It's not just the character, it's the principle too. If you're not going to do that, how can I expect you to do anything else you say?
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>2208022What if I don't want Anko?
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>2208022
>>2208028>>2208030>>2208034>>2208045What the ever loving fuck.
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>2208022Come on 5!
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>2208022>>2208028>>2208030>>2208034>>2208045Pfft, this lightened my mood.
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>2208045FUCKING
>>2208037Then you may be in the wrong quest boyo>>2208049I'm ok with this
Good job boyos. Writing.
Dammit come on moon there were three rolls with five. Give us our beach episode!
>>2208058I know Moon won't deliver though, so I'm in the right place.
>>2208047Moon, while the 5th roll might not have been a 5. I personally will leave it up to whether you feel like it would be fun for you to write a beach episode.
>>2208065>mfw no slightly drunk swimsuit Anko
>>2208075Don't worry anon. Suzu is there to protect Hiki's purity
"Instead of fawning over me she should focus on her training," You say, angering Sasuke a bit for some reason. "Besides, she's not my type."Sasuke's anger turns to confusion, then intrigue as he leans forward. "And what is your type, anyways?"Before you can answer you feel an arm wrap itself around your shoulders, your face being pressed into a very squishy piece of fishnet. You blink, looking up before your face turns into a tomato. "M-m-miss Anko." you breathe out."Sssup Hiki," She says, grinning down at you as she chugs a bit from a can of beer. "Been meanin' to find you all damn day." She blinks, finally noticing Sasuke before grinning. "Sup?"Miss Anko has been...looking for you all day. You feel your heart fluttering up in your chest, like an iron butterfly of feelings. "Whatever it is, I'll gladly help you out Miss Anko.""Hey, no more of this Miss crap, you call me Anko and that's final." She says, grinding a noogie into your head a bit as she smirks. "Now, the reason I've been lookin' for ya' is I got some furniture that needs movin' at my place, and I need a strong dude with big muscles to help me move'em."You immediately remove your shirt, tossing it aside and causing it to land on Sasuke's head. "I'm your Chunin.""I knew you were kid. Now come on, let's head back to my place." She says, taking another sip of her beer.The two of you exit the Uchiha Compound, making sure to avoid your sister's watchful eye as you do. Along the way to Anko's house, you begin to imagine all of the things that might go on there. You've heard...things about older kunoichi, ones who like to prey on young, nubile shinobi boys, taking advantage of their naivety. "oh boy." You whisper, whole body shaking with excitement. "Somethin' wrong Hiki?" Anko asks, leaning on you a bit. Her breasts rub into your shoulder, your bare shoulder. "Lookin' a little worried there.""noi'mfine." You answer. You think back to what Sinchu had told you about the first time he'd kissed a girl. It apparently involved a lot of tongue. Would...would Anko also want to use tongue? Oh jeez.Finally the two of you arrive at Anko's house...or rather her apartment. She opens up the door, and immediately you'r hit with the smell of dango and beer. Going inside, you're surprised how dirty the place is. Not to mention all of the panties and bras hanging from wires strewn across the room. "Heh, sorry about that." Anko says, moving further into the apartment. "Was doin' laundry earlier.""It's fine." You answer, trying hard not to stare at a pair of black lace panties."So, just like move these chairs over here, that's all I need ya' for really." She says, plopping herself down on the couch, sipping on that beer of hers. She notices you still standing there, not moving. "What's wrong Hiki, something on your mind?">Well?>You fuckers wanted Anko, you get Anko hard.
>>2208116>nonowhereisthatfurniture>sweating intensefiesalso>you get Anko hard.no anko get's us hard
>>2208063Well since Sasuke mentioned Sakura I should say that she's a pretty shit option.Firstly: Remember when she said Naurto's a spazz just because he doesn't have parents? And what does Hiki not have again?Secondly: For eugenics she's packing peanuts, because chakra control? A learned thing. The superstrength she gets from training under Tsunade? ALSO something that can be learned, if Tsunade didn't teach Sakura then she'd still have her regular human strength. And also, no kekkei genkai, and therefore nothing to add with Tekkotsu.Thirdly, what's the chemistry there? Literally where is it? Meanwhile for Temari things are better. >She's Garra's sister, so waifuing her would make Garra Hiki's brother in law.>She has latent magnet release, which when mixing in the Tetsus' Kekkel Genkel involves iron. Means we could have ourselves railguns, a second coming of the Third Kazekage, lots of possibilities>It will cause Kankuro to be assblasted>Waifuing her will lead to an even better relationship with Suna/The Sand>She ticks Hiki's older women lust>She wears fishnets>Like our young iron lad she likes to show off>>2208116>NERVOUSSWEATING
>>2208116>No. Move the chairs and go. >>2208131We all know Sakura is shit you didn't have to write an essay about it. Munt.
>>2208116>Y-yeah. Why'd you n-need me to get them though? I'm sure a skilled ninja like you wouldn't need my help.And call her pretty, since Sinchu said girls really like that.
>>2208116>Say to her thay you would love to do some cleaning gor her toif she wants her to clean her body that would befine too..
>>2208138I'm just trying to break Sakurafags out of their delusions. Sheesh, what's with you? Did your dad die?
>>2206943>>2206938When we talked about sinchu leaving, I assumed itd be a requested training trip like jiriya originally recieved permission, that seemed like it was assumed. You can't just leave without saying anything, that automatically makes you a rogue. Remember this is technically a benevolent dictatorship/oligarchy, not a democracy.
>>2208151There are no Sakurafags here.
Nervous sweating it is.1d100 pleaseDC 85 not to spill your ramen.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>2208168I'll probably fail this one
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>2208168Well here's hoping Sakura improves even more to prove you guys wrong.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>2208168I want to spill our spaghetti, this is already drumming up nostalgia or maybe PTSD. It's unclear with remembering quests.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>2208168c'mon any kind of crit
>>2208173PTSD is just edgy nostalgia.
Motherfuck, I can't even fail right.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>2208168Apparently 4chan is beholden to the copyright claim gods now, so I can't even post the gif I wanted to.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>2208168Fuck it I'll roll the last one
You passed. Good. Writing.
>>2208167I'm not a Sakurafag per say but she need to stay interested for potentially hilarious Sinchu-Haruko-Hiki-Sakura shenanigans.
>>2208171The only way that'll happen is by Hiki telling her to stop lusting for his dick and spend time improving
>>2208188That didn't even work for Sasuke. Stabbing her didn't even work. Either time.
>>2208131Chaos, I genuinely do not give a shit about who hiki gets with at the end, but everytime you post about this it makes me want to go full sakurafag purely out of spite. Fucking enough with your dumb waifu eugenics autism every thread man, we get it. You're nowhere near sonic screamfag levels, thank dice gods for that, but you're rapidly approaching pharahfag levels of autism, and eugenics are cancer.
>>2208188Which will make her both strive to improve AND lust for Hiki's cock even harder than the iron he controls.
>>2208151No he just finds you spazzing put about this every session as annoying as the rest of us.
"Hiki?" Anko says again, sitting up on her couch and staring at you with a bit of worry when you don't answer. "C'mon kid, what's wrong?" Kid, that's what she called you. You gulp, nervously sweating but still not saying anything. After a moment Anko claps her hands, snapping your out of your worry as she smacks her own head. "Oh duh, you're probably hungry or something right? Can't ask ya' to work on an empty stomach. Now let's see what I got in the fridge." She hops up, passing by you.You want to tell her that no, you're not hungry, but your stomach feels like it's full of butterflies whenever she's around. You want to tell her how you feel, how she makes you feel. But words never seem to come out. All you do is stand there, in the middle of her apartment, panties and bra's hanging above your head as the smell of dango and beer waft through your nose."Uh, all I got is left over dango, that cool with you?" Anko calls out. You grunt, and she seems to take that as a yes as you hear her stuffing something in the microwave before turning it on. Anko walks back into the living room, frowning a bit as she sees that you're still standing there. "Alright, this is starting to worry me a bit. C'mon Hiki, what's the problem here?"You look up at her, a small blush on your face as you clench your fists lightly. "There's...something on my mind." You manage to say, your throat feeling like somebody's poured ice cold water down it while choking you."Well shit Hiki, just tell me then." Anko says, walking to wards you, stopping when there's only a few inches between you. She leans down, pushing some of your hair out of the way so that she can see your face. "C'mon Hiki, what's on your mind?">A) "I love you.">B) "...I don't like dango.">Two choices, and only two. We're doing this now and here dammit.
>>2208211>Implying that's possible>>2208203>>2208213So your answer to combat autism is with more but different autism? Well aren't you just a goddamn master of convincing >>2208236>A
>>2208236>>B) "...I don't like dango."
>>2208236>A) "I love you."I feel for the kid
>>2208236>A. All the A. Hiki's autism will be unleashed.
>>2208236>A) "I love you."Also>Brother of the best baker in Konoha>Who is Suzu>The best girl of the entire quest>Doesn't like dangoIf that wins, Hiki is officially subhuman garbage.
>>2208236AHAHAHAAHA>ARemember to record the exact time when Hiki's heart broke.
>>2208236>B) "...I don't like dango."It's sweet and round and it gets everywhere. >>2208242He's not as autistic as you're being, stop being such a defensive spaz. And you have been getting really annoying and worse recently.
A wins.1d100DC 90How bad do you want this anons?
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>2208262nat 1
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>2208262Welp, here come the dice gods to ruin our fun.
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>2208262Dont want it at all!
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>2208262panic.jpg
>>2208265Holy fuck its our champions>>2208272
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>2208262and here comes the one
>>2208279>Sheep2How many sheep pictures do you have?
You win anons. Goddammit do you win.Writing.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>2208262FOR LOVE!! AND DANGO TOO!
>>2208283Only a couple, sadly.
>>2208262Is this for how hard our heart breaks? Is Anko going to drop some dark past on us? Will she reveal thay Orochimaru bad touched her.
>>2208265I go to the bathroom and it all goes to shit.
>>2208302i hope that shit and piss was worth it anon.
>>2208302sucks to be you
You stare into Anko's eyes, the pounding in your chest getting louder and louder until it almost drowns out the entire world. You'd like to stay like this, with her hand on your head, her face so close to yours. Not because it feels good, but because it's safe, because there's no risk involved. Because you know that if you take the next step forward, you're going to end up with your heart broken, and you don't know if you can go through that again, not after what happened with mom and dad.But as you stare into Anko's eyes, you find yourself not caring about it anymore. To hell with being scared, you want to live. "I love you." You say."Eh-" Is all Anko gets out before you stand up on your tip toes, surprising her as you press your lips against hers.The dango is sweet on your lips, but the beer is bitter on your tongue.>END>Hope you had fu-Oh who am I kidding, I gave you all heart attacks.>Any questions?>Next session tomorrow. Like, 7pm Central.
>>2208242So you admit you're being autistic then? Besides, I'm telling you straight up it's annoying and to stop being an ass about it every session. You call out supposed sakurafags that don't ever say anything and then get into some spiel about the exact same points you make every time about magnet eugenics and how sakurafags are delusional fags or whatever despite there having been no actual arguing or annoying pushes for it, which just makes you look like an asshole being shitty to people for no real reason than to be an asshole. To top it off, you don't realize you're doing the same thing other anons have done in other quests, being obnoxious and annoying to the point that you're just hurting your own side, because whether anons want temari or not, a lot will go against her purely because you push her so much and no one wants to give the "that guy" of the group the satisfaction of getying what he wanted by being an immature fag about it. The worst part is I don't even dislike you, but when you get on this you're just so fucking annoying and shitty to everyone. Can't we just enjoy one thread without you being cancer about this for the 20th time already?
>>2208327It was shit, you're shit, Naruto is shit, I hope that Trump hits that button and sends us all to nuclear hell. It was pretty good, thanks for running.
>>2208327How's Sinchu going to do the same in the gif, though? Is he a manlet?
>>2208327Ha, that put me in a good mood again, good short run moon
>>2208359First time a gif's made me want to conduct a delayed abortion on myself.
>>2208359Can it be more like this?
>>2208328So TsunTsun anon>>2208366>That imageBut why?
>>2208379Because Griffith did nothing wrong. Casca was asking for itDonovan overpaid.
>>2208383Only one of those is right more like Gambino underpaid
>>2208131Wow, your whining is a pretty good reason to waifu Sakura.
>>2208327"Rule number one, boys. You never tell a girl that you like her. It just makes you look like an idiot." - Sirius Black
>>2208327>The dango is sweet on your lips, but the beer is bitter on your tongue.Ah, the vomit makeout, classy!
>>2209501Not so much whining as it is what happens when you stay awake for around 36 hours
Sorry guys, but I got a migraine that feels like Hiki's heart right now. Give me like, an hour or two, i promise we can have at least a short session tonight.
>>2210338Don't worry about it Moon. A migraine isn't going to go away in a couple of hours.If it actually does I'm jealous as shit and you need to tell me your secret.
I'm back, I decided to remove my head, easiest thing to do really.Now let's deal with the Anko problem.Writing.
>>2210628Oh boy oh boy
>>2210628Here comes sadness
Is this when Orochimaru pops out of her neck?
>You are Hiki>And you just kissed AnkoYou finally pull back from the kiss, easing off the tips of your toes til the heels of your feet are touching the ground again, the surprised look on Anko's face scaring you. "Did...did I do it wrong?" You ask. This was your first kiss, you had to have screwed it up. Oh god, what if Anko thinks you're useless with your lips! "I, I don't, okay look!" Anko says, running her fingers through her hair as she sighs. "Dude you can't just go kissin' someone like that without their permission!" She chastises you."I couldn't help it, I love you Anko!" You cry out, feeling your emotions starting to get the better of you. No, no you've got to remain calm, she likes you when you're calm. She likes you...she likes you."S-stop saying that!" Anko says, looking away. "I'm like ten years older than you, you can't be in love with someone that much older than you..." She pauses, looking down in silence. "You just...you can't. It just leads to heartbreaks.""I don't care!" You shout. "I feel things when I'm around you Anko, things that make me feel good and light and-""Okay okay! Stop shouting geez." Anko says, placing a hand over your mouth. "Hiki...I think it's kinda' sweet alright, but-""No," You say, practically tearing up as you tear her hand away from your mouth. "Please don't say it."She frowns, looking at you sadly. "Hiki...I don't like you like that.">How do you react>https://youtu.be/cNgeiMVqAes?list=PLJZ9ujkrPtkNcEfWLVjVIwFTvgO_-wXfT
>>2210654You wish. You could at least punch something then.
>>2210666>Go full metal and start scratching at your face with steel claws for being an imbecile.
>>2210666Despair, but also despair. And leaving in silence>Sadness post>666Yep, this is a sign
>>2210666>Thousand yard stare. Monotone. Walk back to the compound. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.
>>2210666>Do the task she brought you here for as quick as you can. Apologize before you go.
>>2210666>".....I understand, I apologize for bothering you miss anko">leave>try not despair>despair anyway
>>2210677>>2210679C'mon, we don't want to fail our first mission as a Chunin, do we?
>>2210666>Nod. You knew this was coming. Leave and go punch something. Like trees in the forest of death or something.WHY CAN'T I PUNCH EMOTIONS
>>2210701We already moved the furniture though, job done
>>2210701Hey, that despair'll turn into rage on the chunin mission. Possibly>>2210705Because you touch yourself at night
>>2210628Pop comes a snake out of her neck
>>2210666Is it just age? If I wait a few years would I have a chance then?
Man, all these leave fags fixing to leave a lady moving her furniture all by herself.>>2210708We have not, Hiki's been in a LOADING... state before the kiss.
Alright.1d100DC 95 to not cry.Crit fail to cry a lot.
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>2210718
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>2210718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tFDsL_mwBYOBLIGATORY POST
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>2210718
>>2210708Good point. Move the furniture and then have an emotional breakdown.
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>2210718Time for sadness
Rolled 17 - 5 (1d100 - 5)>>2210718
>>2210729Yes it does, I modified it to where it would only pass if I scored a 100, I like to live dangerously safe and secure in my bed at my home.
>>2210731No, no it doesn't.Roll a 1d100 like everyone else puh-leez.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>2210718
>>2210733You don't tell me what to do.
You failed.Prepare the rain. Writing.
>>2210721>>2210722>>2210724>>2210726>>2210738Terrible day for rain, fellas
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>2210718CHAOS REINGS!
>>2210743Are the Rain prepared for PAIN?
>>2210738Close, but not good enough>>2210745Yes it is
Wow, Hiki's a faggot time to make good on that die young curse or whatever I can't really remember the lore anymore.
You stare at Anko for a long time, the sounds of her creaky apartment the only thing making noise. "Okay." You say, feeling a single tear run down your cheek as you turn to leave. "Sorry for bothering you." "Hiki wai-"But you don't wait, you open the door, and leave. At first it's just a slow walk, but as you go you find yourself speeding up, moving to a steady jog before you're running down the streets at full sprint, Anko's shouts sounding like distant echoes behind you. You don't stop, not until you return to the compound. You leap over the front gate, landing on the other side. You look around, surprised at first that you don't see anyone, but then you remember, they're all still over at the Uchiha compound. You head into yours and Taka's room, falling down onto your cot and burying your face in your pillow, crying your eyes out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO-ZGP68-3w"What did I do wrong?!" You cry, clenching your pillow in your fists as you stomp your feet a bit. It isn't fair, you were honest, honest people get rewarded! You work hard, you train to be a good-NO, a great ninja, and the one time you actually like someone, like them in a funny way, they don't like you back. "I'm stupid! Stupid!""Ay man," Tesshin says, poking his head out of your shoulder. "Come on, you ain't stupid. You're just...socially awkward?" He says."I wish I were dead right now." You sniffle, eyes puffy from crying. "Being dead would be better than having to feel this way."Tesshin is silent for a bit, before he stretches out a bit so that he's looking right at you. "No you don't. Believe me, being dead don't solve anything." He says. Tesshin's eyes hold an intensity you haven't seen since your first trial with the Box. "Hiki, you know there used to be a god of pebbles? His name was Koishi. Funny guy, always took things at face value, but he liked life." Tesshin is silent for a moment. "Then he stopped existing. Just poof. People didn't pray to him, or acknowledge him, they just walked all over him and took him for granted. He was...he was a good friend, and when he died, I felt like going with him, the pain was that bad." "So why didn't you?" You ask, sniffing a bit."Because even though it hurt, and it still hurts sometimes, that just means you're alive enough to feel, and if you can feel this bad about something, it must've meant that you could also feel just as good about something." Tesshin sighs, retreating back into your shoulder. "Food for thought kid.""Food...for thought." You repeat, your breathing returning to normal. "...Maybe I can get through this."Then you hear a knock at the door.>1d5. Taking 2nd roll.>1. Danzo(HAH)>2. Ko>3. Hiruzen>4. Hi...Hiashi?>5. Atsuko(Sinchu's sis)
>>2210812>You work hard, you train to be a good-NO, a great ninjaFalse, we never helped her with her furniture.
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>2210812
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>2210812I want to roll 4. Getting some real flashbacks here.
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>2210812>HiashiI wonder how that'd go
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>2210812
>>2210821WELL NOW!This is interesting.Writing.
>>2210821Oh fuck yes!
>>2210821>>2210829>"Have you accepted Danzo as your lord and savior?"
>>2210821>emotionally weak and unstable Hiki and this happensoh god no
>>2210829>>2210832>>2210834>>2210838Well, it's not the worst outcome.
>>2210838Well, Danzo didn't really do anything wrong, I don't see what the harm is.
>>2210829Time to see if she's more loyal to her family or Danzo>>2210846It's the second worst
>>2210854I'll tell you what the harm is. Danzo's a wanker
>>2210862So he wanks? With which hand?
>>2210854I know it's a joke, but that's pretty bad man>>2210872His Sharingarm hand
>>2210838>Implying he won't just take it as a chance to beat the shit out of train with a partner that can take itThis IS hiki after all, which is why I don't see this going the way you think it could
>>2210873>His Sharingarm handSo he's not sinister then? Seems like prime-mentor material.
>>2210821Hell yeah best cousing!
>>2210854>Danzo didn't really do anything wrong
"...come in." You say, the door to your room sliding open. You widen your eyes a bit as you see cousin Atsuko standing there, arms crossed as she taps her finger against her shoulder. "Cousin Atsuko? What are you doing here?""I sensed your tears, so I came over as quickly as I could." She says. Ah, that makes sense. Atsuko always was you could look up to. She was strong, even in light of her disability. The few times you've sparred with her, she's always dominated you. Atsuko walks into the room, sliding the door closed behind her. "Now, explain why you're crying like a child.""I am a child." You answer, and suddenly feel a stinging slap hit you across the face."Wrong. You are a Chunin. This makes you a man. Any childhood you had ended the second you put on that vest." Atsuko says as you wince from the pain on your cheek. "Now, answer my question.""I confessed my feelings to wards Anko, she did not feel the same." You respond, almost automatically really. You want to rub the stinging pain on your cheek, but refrain from doing so. "You did not have to slap me.""Yes I did," Atsuko responds, leaning down till she's pressing her forehead against yours. "Living in the past is a sign of weakness Hiki. You may punch harder than almost anyone in the village, but that doesn't make you strong." Atsuko grabs you by the back of your head, pressing your heads together even harder than before. "True strength comes from devotion, and dedication. A person who is truly devoted to the protection of their Village, at any cost, will be a thousand times stronger than a man with no dedication." Atsuko smiles, scaring you slightly. "Are you dedicated to this Village Hiki? Would you do whatever it takes to protect it? Or are you weak?">Response?
>>2210904>"I'm not weak! I mean, I'm strong! and I will protect it!"
>>2210904Is this the Root route?Answer:>Yes i would
>>2210904>I'm not joining your cult, a shinobi can protect the village while having his own interests and dreams, that's the entire point of the Hidden Villages. You can leave out the cult part, I got more serious as I went on.
>>2210916Hmmmm. I wonder...
>>2210919I agree with this anons anti root sentiment
>>2210904Would you do whatever it takes to protect it?>No, I wouldn't willingly hurt my friends or betray my family. And I'm not weak, because I'm dedicated to the people I want to protect.>>2210916Been a while since the shit taste alarm went off this loudly. Not since... Princess Guard...
>>2210904>Of course I would! I'd give my life for my village and friends!Hiki got the will of fire, but ROOT's doctrine is taking it to the extreme.Also, Hiki is emotional, and I don't know if he knows about all the bad shit in ROOT
>>2210904>"What? I... just want to be left alone."
>>2210904>I'm not weak!
>>2210904>I'm strong cousin, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to betray and sacrifice my family and my friends. That's something that no one should do, but I have to ask Atsuko. Would you do it?
>>2210922That's pretty harsh anon, Root Route (heh) is shit, but is it really /that/ shit?
>>2210919I don't know if he would focus on this sentiment at this moment in time, it seems too contrarian against a political topic when that's not what's being discussed that we know of at the moment.
>>2210919>>2210922>>2210933>>2210935No>>2210915>>2210932I'm NOT weak!>>2210916>>2210924Yes.Okay then.1d100No DC, let's just see how this goes.
>>2210934It sure is
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>2210939
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>2210939
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>2210939
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>2210939
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>2210937Finally, one who must hate Shinobi even more than I. Now I can die in peace. >>2210939Three ones coming up.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>2210939Is Hiki aware of ROOT and its ... excessive tendencies?
>>2210942My second (maybe third) 100 of the quest boys!
>>2210942Well....this fucking changes things.Could Atsuko have a shot at redemption?! Is Hiki's autismal powers of friendship so strong that it can even make the blind see the truth?Who knows.Writing.
>>2210942So we've converted Atsuko. Shit, can Griffisu be our clan's Madara?
>>2210957Of course, Hiki is the autist whisperer
>>2210959You mean Griffith when he was human or Femto?
>>2210934Yes, Danzo and his root goons are arguably shittier than orichimaru, at the very least they're as bad.
>>2210971Both, started as Griffith then jewed Ironman and became Femto.
>>2210957I love how how the dice seem to fit so well with the characters so often, atsuko definitely falls within hiki's autist whisperer power
"No." You answer, standing up and pushing Atsuko back. She's right, you are strong. But you know that it isn't your muscles that gives you this strength. It's your friends and family. And maybe...maybe you can get her to see that. "You're asking if I'd sacrifice others to save the village. Sacrifice the ten to save the hundred, correct?""Ye-" She starts, but you cut her off. First rule of combat, don't let your enemy get their footing."But it's a stupid question. If the people I'm sacrificing are from the Village, then how can I be saving it? From the Hokage to newborn baby, I view everyone in this Village as precious." You say, walking forward. Atsuko frowns, but she begins backing away from you. "That includes you Atsuko. You're family, and I'd fight till my last breath to protect you.""You're avoiding the obvious!" She shouts. "You can't save everyone! One day you'll come across a problem that you can't solve with your fists!""THEN I'LL USE MY FEET!" You shout! "Or my mind, or my heart! Whatever I have to do, I'll keep doing it. If my body becomes broken and torn to shreds, then I'll gladly accept it if it means saving even one more person. THAT IS MY NINJA WAY!" You shout again, slamming your hands on either side of Atsuko. "And there's nobody alive who's going to stop me from seeing it through.""You...you fool!" Atsuko grunts, slapping you across the face again. "You absolute fool!" She raises her hand once more, ready to slap you, when another hand suddenly grabs her wrist, stopping it."Just what the fuck do you think you're doing?" Suzu says, the room turning cold.>END>Hope ya'll had fun. I know I did.>What'd ya' think?>Also next session will be tomorrow, about the same time.
>>2210979Sounds like a plan>>2210997Well, time for Suzupocalypse 2: Familicide edition
>>2210997Thanks for running Moon. Yes or no on Griffith? Yes or no on Chaika?
>>2210939>4 for no, 2 for saying yes, 2 for saying yes in a different way, the No's have it!
>>2211006Nope, 4 for no, 2 for saying yes, and 2 for shouting that you're not weak.
>>2211012With Chaos' >>2210933 there are actually three votes for I'm NOT weak! But it's fine, not like I can expect someone suffering from a migraine to make good decisions.
>>2211005Chaika and Nyaruko to be two of Susumu and Tsume Triplet's
>>2211022They can be the two that get blood cancer! kidding
>>2211022Too young, they need to be in the past and revived via Edo Tensei.
>>2211022>Nyarko as a TetsuI'm absolutely fine with this
>>2210959His hair's too flowing to be a not!Jap.
>>2211035Well this an anime setting where people with natural pink/blond/drill shaped hair exists, so that really isn't an issue. Still, I do agree that griffith wouldn't really fit the roll to me considering the tetsu are mostly a mucled/tone fighting clan. Personally I'd go with Guts instead if we were taking from beserk, he just fits better and older tetsu get black hair anyway.
>>2210997Oh, I completely forgot.How hard is Atsuko shitting her leotard right now?
>>2211162So hard it's coming out her blindfold.
>>2210997Suzu just said fuck in front of Taka.
>>2211785He means the other one, the gay looking one. Hibiki or whatever.
Okay so, like, who's up for a session in an hour and a half?Been really diggin' these short, hour long sessions.
>>2213389Whatever you want boss. I never leave this place.
>>2213389where the taka,boss?
>>2213389I'm up for it
>>2213389Just make sure you don't completely abandon longer run times, otherwise i'm all for it.
>>2213417Most likely with Sasuke and the other family members.
>>2213389Fine by me
>>2213389That would be gay. Sessions should be at the very least 4 hours.
>>2213636Why stop there? 8 hours, minimum.
>>2213636Then when you run your on quest you can make each session be for 4 hours.>>2213640And you can do each session last for 8 hours.
>>2213636>>2213640You both are thinking too small 16 hour sessions
>>22136404 to 7 hours is optimal, less is okay with a good excuse. But because Moon has multiple characters he should be running 12 hours minimum, but it should really be 16-20.
>>22136495 was actually more my speed.
THERE'S FUCKING GUNFIRE GOING ON OUTSIDE MY FUCKING HOUSE!I'll keep you posted holy shit.
>>2213650With at least one 48 hour session a week.
>>2213660stay safe Moon
>>2213660>Be American>Get shotStay safe.
>>2213660I bet the Hyuugas did this.
>>2213660Do you live in the South? It should be really common. My neighbors (who are admittedly trashy and avoided by most everyone) a couple houses down used to blow shit up in their back yard until the cops were called on them.The people on the opposite side of the street of them have taken to shooting guns in the morning on weekends. I'd consider murdering them if I didn't know they have a small armory.
Cops have arrived, but they're blocking the street.
SOME FUCKER JUST JUMPED DOWN FROM A TRAILER ALL BATMAN AND SHIT!
>>2213689Maybe consider laying on the floor moon.
>>2213696I am, I'm using periscope binocs I bought like, five years ago.
>>2213696Nah, he needs to go full Who Killed Captain Alex, just run out there and get into a kung-fu fight with everyone. Everyone knows kung-fu.
>>2213696How would he update us then?
>>2213704Apparently a wise investment. Use your Tekkotsu to deflect stray bullets.
Well it's over, batman guy just sort of yelled at the cops, then they grabbed him and put him in the back of the car.Dude's like 50 so I don't know how he jumped all the way down from his trailer without shattering his knees.Okay, writing for the update.
>>2213723I leave the thread for an hour and gunfire happensThis is already a promising session
>>2213727It's a sign of good things to come
>You are Taka>You're a good boy."I wonder what Hiki's up to?" You ponder out loud as you help Sasuke pack away his belongings. This was going along a lot faster when Suzu was helping, but a while ago she said she had to go back to the Tetsu compound because she felt something was off, whatever that meant. "Who knows," Sasuke answers you, picking up a framed photo of his mother and father before stuffing it into a box. "Anko showed up, and then he went along with her...after tearing off his shirt." Sasuke adds, frowning somewhat."He does that a lot...the shirt ripping, not the Anko thing." Still, you have seen how your brother acts around that lady, perhaps it's a sign that he...likes her! But she's like ten years older than him, and you know your brother isn't dumb enough to think an age gap that big could work. "I wonder where you're gonna' get your room set up at? We've got plenty of empty ones available." Sadly."I...hadn't thought of that." Sasuke says, setting down another picture as he turns to you. "Do you uh, think it'll be next to Suzu?""Nah," You say, dashing his hopes. "Suzu gets her own house, she needs all the extra room for baking equipment and storage." "What's she storing that needs all that room?" He asks."I...I don't know." You answer, frowning a bit. You've never really questioned what goes on inside your sisters house, it just sort of seemed appropriate not to. Still, now that Sasuke's mentioned it, it does seem odd that she needs all that room. "Maybe she...gets scared of enclosed spaces?""I don't think you're sister's scared of anything." Sasuke answer. The boy stands up, stretching his limbs for a bit. "You wanna' take a break and head out somewhere? Kind of still blown away that I'm getting adopted right now.""Sure, we could head to...hmm." Where could you head to?>Well?
>>2213723Is that Susumu in real life?
>>2213760"It's Danzo's fault I tell you! It's all his fault!""Sir please put on some pants."
>>2213756>The Boys Love ClubNah, go get Ramen or something, I can't remember Sasuke's favorite food.
>>2213768he tried to warn us.>>2213756well the sad option would be to go tell fugaku... so instead lets go hang out at the bakery!
>>2213756Since he seens to want to unwind let's take him to eat something? Maybe go eat some barbecue. Then try and d3flect Hanabi's sneak attack ince we move out of the Uchiha compound
>>2213756Lets go find Ino so we can finish that little project already. I'm sure she will be glad to see Sasuke...
>>2213773>lets go hang out at the bakery!The bakery is closed anon. Suzu was here for a while with us.
>>2213789Onigiri. Or, uh, Jelly Donuts.
>>2213756Time to head for ramen, or barbeque either way is fine with me.>Inb4 Itachi is there and Sasuke spergs out
>>2213794Oh yeah let's bring Sasuke along to finish our experiment. I mean our attemp to save someones life.
Okay so, decide between these two choices.>Go find Ino so you can work on fixing Kin>Go get something to eat, goddamn.
>>2213814>>Go find Ino so you can work on fixing Kin
>>2213756>>Go get something to eat, goddamn.
>>2213814>Go find Ino so you can work on fixing KinGotta help out the poor girl
>>2213814>Go find Ino so you can work on fixing Kin
>>2213814>>Go find Ino so you can work on fixing KinI suggested it but I'll say it again anyways.
>>2213814>>Go find Ino so you can work on fixing Kini like to think that Taka's idea of relaxing is trying to dig itself into forbidden knowledge.
Right on. Writing.
>>2213839>"What do you mean things man was not meant to know? Maybe they weren't allowed because they weren't good boys like me."
"Let's go see what Ino's up to." You finally decide, standing up and brushing off the dust on you. Sasuke stares at you with confusion. "What?""Why Ino? I mean, no offense, but she kind of pours herself all over me whenever I'm around her." He says.You frown a bit. "First, that's not very nice. Second, Ino is currently helping me in trying to find a way to transfer the consciousness of a young girl currently trapped inside the body of a dog creature to that of another human body." You say.Sasuke just blinks at you, then his face contorts into utter confusion. "WHAT?! Just what kinda' crazy things have you been up to?""Well," You say as the the two of you begin heading over to the Yamanaka flower shop. "It just sort of happened. The girl's the female member of that Soun Genin group by the way." You point out, surprising Sasuke again. "Apparently the one called Orochimaru did some experimenting on her, and now she's trapped inside the body of a dog.""Orochimaru eh?" Sasuke says, rubbing his neck for some odd reason. "Didn't Susumu take care of him though?"You nod. "True, but Kin, that's her name by the way, is still trapped in that body. I did some research and there's a way to help her using the Yamanaka's mind transfer technique.""Don't you need a body for it to work though?" Sasuke points out."I...have not got around to figuring that part out yet." You admit, hanging your head in defeat. You and Sasuke finally arrive at the flower shop, heading inside to see a bored Ino at the counter. "Hello Ino.""Hey Taka, hey Sa-" Ino stops, standing up straight as she sees Sasuke. "SASUKE-KUN!" She squeals."Oh god." Sasuke groans, sticking his hands in his pockets and frowning. "Hey Ino, how's it going.""Better now that you're here!" She says, batting her eyelashes at Sasuke. Hmm, you're beginning to think Ino likes Sasuke. "Now, what can I do for you today.""Nothing, I'm just here tagging along with Taka. Said you two were working on a dog problem?"Ino blinks. "Oh! He told you about that?" She turns to you. "I thought you wanted to keep that a secret, I've been yelling at my dad for like a whole week to keep his mouth shut about it.">HOw do you respond?
>>2213879>I can trust Sasuke to keep quiet about this, besides he can probably help in some way
>>2213879>"Sasuke, you gonna blab? No? Well okay then no problem."
>>2213879He has the Sharingan (he should, if he doesn't Moon is a hack) he can probably help.
>>2213886>>2213890Might as well get another person to help
>>2213879"Well it sounds like your dad is interested, maybe he can help?"
>>2213879>I'm sure he can keep quiet.>>2213890He doesn't have the sharingan. He has the Suzugan.
Sasuke's a cool dude wins.Now, let's see who's out getting flowers today shall we?1d5, taking 2nd roll.>1. Jiraiya>2. Shino>3. Sakura>4. Kakashi?>5. Hinata
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>2213917
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>2213917
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>2213917
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>2213917I hope it's Kakashi
>>2213923What is with Shino and the flower shop man?Writing.
>>2213931He enjoys bugging Ino.
>>2213931It kind of bugs me he comes in whenever we play Taka on the fly
>>2213931Bugs are attracted by the scent of flowers. Maybe he needs some flowers for the bees in his hive.
>>2213946>Shino>on the flyI see what you did there
"I trust Sasuke." You say, grinning as you look at him. "After all, he's family now.""What?" Ino asks.Sasuke grins a bit. "Susumu adopted me this morning, so the Tetsu's are my family now. I'm gonna' be living with them from now on.""Oh my gosh!" Ino shouts, jumping over the counter and wrapping her arms around the two of you. "I'm so happy for you Sasuke! I mean, Hiki's a little weird, but Taka here's pretty cool for a brother!""Hey, my brother isn't...weird." You say, frowning a bit. "He's peculiar." The bell to the shop rings, and you all turn to see Shino entering. "Peculiar? Who's peculiar?""My brother." You answer.Shino stops, seemingly thinking over your response. "I'd say unique is a better fit. Why you ask? Becau-""Shino, why are you always hanging around my shop these days?" Ino cuts him off.Shino stares at her before adjusting his glasses. "I enjoy bugging you."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o"Ugggh! You're so weird!" Ino throws her hands up in the air, returning to the counter once more. You notice slight blush going on with Shino's face, but the other boy quickly pulls his large collar up even more to hide it. Hmmmm. "Right, I'm not supposed to take a break till like, an hour form now. You guys, and Shino I guess, can hang out here till then if you want.""That sounds fun." You answer, looking to wards Sasuke who just shrugs. "In the meantime, has your dad said anything about the mind transfer yet?""He says it's possible, but finding a body to transfer the mind to is a bit of a problem." Ino says. Shino at this point has moved over to the sunflowers, and seems to be talking with his bugs. "Your bugs eat any of my flowers and you're paying for them Shino.""...""Anyways," Ino continues. "Dad says that, aside from a real human body, you could get the same results with puppets.""Puppets huh?" You say, rubbing your chin. You hadn't thought of that, but it makes sense. A body, but there's no life in it. So it's basically an empty shell. "I wonder how Kin would feel about that?""Well, unless you feel like taking over another living person's body, that's kind of the only ethical move here, isn't it?" Sasuke points out."Sometimes the ethical bits have to be thrown out." Shino says, poking his head through some flowers at you.>What do here?
>>2213960>A puppet could workOn one hand I hate puppets with the passion of ten drunk Mel Gibson's, on the other hand muh doll joint fetish.
>>2213960I'm not saying we do it and it's actually monstrous to suggest it but if a living body is needed what about someone in the hospital who's brain dead?
>>2213960Sundely we are Sasori now.Also i think Kin would wabt her real body back not a copy of it.
>>2213974>Also i think Kin would wabt her real body back not a copy of it.Sure just go ask Kabuto for it real quick.
Kin as a doll you say?>>2213960>That could work if anything it will serve as a better replacement then a dog's body
>>2213980I'm sure Orochimaru would let us trade our body for her's, if you catch my drift.
>>2213960Well I guess we can go with a puppet>>2213985I now want it more
>>2213980So Kabuto used Kin's body to revive Orochimaru? Also in the anime her body was used to summon the hokage's edo tensei.ICALL IT HAX MOON!
>>2213960>Even if its not the best, a puppet would be an improvement to her current state. Lets go for it.
Puppet body is cool. Totally modular.
>>2213993And as a puppet she wouldn't feel pain. Or not mich since she would be like a flesh cylinder that uses chakra to move the puppets body
Puppet it is.Writing up this post then calling it a night. Got a early shift tomorrow.
>>2214018Aww, we'll be having a longer session tomorrow right?
We can even ask Tenten for a humanoid doll which we can upgrade.
>>2214018>Not being a NEETWow, I didn't think I could hate you more than I already do.
>>2214018Yay! Another family member added!
"I...suppose a puppet would be fine. I doubt Kin would complain too much. Anything must be better than her current state." You say. Still a part of you wants to try and get her into a real body, the only problem is you have no idea how to actually get her one. You'd considered brain dead patients at the hospital, but would the families of that person be fine with this? There's also the issue of Kin's real body, which you still have no idea where it is."Now, where in the world are we gonna' get a puppet for Kin thought? Not like anybody in Konoha actually uses those things." Ino points out. She's right, the usage of puppets is kind of unheard of in Konoha. A lot of people view them as lame.Surprisingly, it's Sasuke who comes up with an answer. "Well, I do know one guy. This should be his last day at the hospital, so we might be able to catch him.""Who?" You ask.---"You want a what now?" Kankuro asks you from his hospital bed. All of you, including Shino, arrived at the hospital upon Sasuke's instructions that Kankuro was still here, healing up from his fight with Tenten."A puppet body for a young girl." You answer...and you just now realize how creepy that sounds. "It's not for me, it's for a friend.""Riiiight. And what am I getting out of this?" Kankuro asks."Consider it a favor for me." Sasuke says. Kankuro looks at Sasuke, frowning for a bit before letting out a sigh. "Fine. Give me a minute to get some sketches going."As Kankuro does that you turn to Sasuke. "I didn't know you and Kankuro knew each other.""We don't. But during that attack on Konoha I saved him from some of Orochimaru's goons." Sasuke says. "Figured he owed me for that."You smile. "No, you just made a new friend is all Sasuke!" "...s-shut up." He mumbles, looking away."How's this look?" Kankuro asks, showing all of you a quick sketch of a articulated looking young girl puppet. "Obviously this is just a rough work, the real thing would look much better. And uh, before this gets asked, no I can't add the private parts." He says. "Never seen one?" Ino teases him. All of your blush as she laughs at your embarrassment. Why can't all girls be more like your sister, at least then they'd be easier to talk to."I've seen one." Shino says, surprising you all."Wh-when?!" Sasuke asks. Shino slowly turns his head to look at Sasuke. "...from a magazine."You all fall over.>End.>Hope ya'll had fun>Any questions?>What do ya'll think of a ShinoxIno ship?
>>2214045>What do ya'll think of a ShinoxIno ship?Bad since they are both kids of clan heads and they need to keep the bloodline. Other clan kids that aren't from the head family would be nice but...not this case. Tsume gets a pass because she was already preparing her daugther to replace her as clan head
>>2214045Too short but thanks anyway. Why does it need those parts? >ShinoxIno shipNot a huge fan.
>>2214045>Any questions?Will we be having a longer session next time?What happened to Agon?
Next session I'll try and make it longer.
>>2214099Remember, 16 hours minimum. And at least one 48 hour session this week.
>>2214099WHEN will mext session be? Also i'm kinda worried/glad we haven't heard any explosions comming from the compound or that the felling of dread didn't hit Taka yet.
>>2214045>>What do ya'll think of a ShinoxIno ship?it's cute and creepy at the same time, I like it
>>2214045>What do ya'll think of a ShinoxIno ship?I think its odd, but funny. Shino's weird way of showing affection is to repeatedly visit and annoy her, all while she's clueless about his feelings. Seems cute to me
>>2214045>whatchu think infidelsIt's a good Portmanteau, but maybe too good.
Since Sinchu isn't ANBU any more does this mean he can get his own team? Or does the third not think he's ready?
People really should put in a request at the hospital for a brain dead female body.At the end of it all there may be someone willing or a body of someone who no one knows or cares about.
Alright, who's up for a session in like three hours?
>>2218813I'm game! Who would we be stating off with this time? Susumu? Sinchu?
>>2218813Ready whenever you are.
>>2218813I've been ready for awhile.
Alright vote on who you want to start out as.>Susumu>Sinchu>Taka>Hiki
>>2218874>>TakaHelpin' out dog girl.
>>2218874Susumu, he's on top of the world right nowExcept maybe in regards to the 3 new kids on the way
>>2218874>>Takatime for best boy
>>2218874>TakaContinue plot line.
I'm calling it at Taka.We should be good to go in an hour and a half.By the way, get some puppet designs ready for met to consider.
>>2219006Well for a puppet design I got an idea, we should try and make the puppet as original to Kin's original body as possible. But make sure that the puppet body has access to weaponry like senbon/kunai launchers, flamethrowers, etc. Go for something akin to Sasori's/the Asura's path's body
>>2219006It needs shark teeth, bear claws, interchangeable feet so it can swim with flippers or walk with feet, flamethrowers instead of nipples, and a tactical thigh crush action, to imitate Suzu.Or just make it the Plain Doll.
>>2219102>Flamethowers instead of nipplesBoi, why>SpoilerOh good hunter
>>2219123>Boi, whyWho'd ever see flamethrower nipples coming?
>>2219127Sasori and Hyuga the fucking perverts
Kin uses bells right? So i guess put a iron cable in the belly region so it can replace her guts, make it be able to extabd just like a tow truck cable.Sealling in both regions of her arms so she can open then and shiot repeating sebon on enemies.Retrectible blade arms in the other arm so she can defenf herself and attack enemies without noticingMake her mouth be able to fire, be it with ninjutsu or with some kind of flamethrower. Better if we replace the flamethrowers with acid in my opinion.And iron tights to be like Suzu. Also finger guns that shoot sebon
Right, get ready for a session boys.
>>2219240Taka is gay and puppets are gay. My body is ready.
>You are still Taka>Good boy."There are three things you need to know about when building a puppet body," Kankuro tells all of you as you walk through the forest. "The first is deciding exactly how articulate you want the body to be. Most of the time puppet users aren't concerned with twisting waists or necks that can turn, since we're mostly going to use them for battle. However you want something that can pass off as human, so that's going to require a lot more work." Kankuro stops, turning back to look at you. "You sure she wouldn't rather just have like, a cool lookin' scorpion body or something?""...I believe Kin would just like to look normal for now." You answer. Kankuro shrugs. "The second most important thing you need to worry about is the weight of the puppet." Kankuro unwraps the puppet on his back, showing it to you all. "Karasu here may look heavy, but he's not even thirty pounds. I mostly use him for blades and poisons. Heavier puppets usually are brought out with summoning scrolls. Now since you're wanting something to resemble a young woman I'd say it'd need to weight about..." Kankuro rubs his chin, then looks at Ino. "Hey, flower girl, how much you weigh?"Ino blushes. "What?! I'm not telling you that you, you, you perver!"Kankuro frowns. "I-I'm not a pervert! I just need a fucking baseline to figure out how heavy the damn puppet is!""Ino weighs ***lbs." Shino says, adjusting his glasses."AHHHHHHHH! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT!?" Ino screams, covering her face in embarrassment.You and Sasuke just look at each other before shrugging. "So Kankuro," You start. "What's the third most important part about building a puppet?""Wood." He answers as the four of you enter a meadow. "Did some research about the forests around here while I was in the hospital. You've got plenty to choose from. So," He turns to you, arms crossed. "What kind of wood are we choosin' here Taka?""Me? Why am I choosing?" You ask."Well," Sasuke starts. "It was your idea. Makes sense that you choose what Kin's new body will be made out of.""Oh." You say, barely a whisper. It just now hits you that you're in charge of what Kin's future body will be like. It's...it's kind of heavy. "What are my choices?">These are your choices>Oak>Walnut>Mahogany>Birch>Sycamore>Pick one
>>2219270Can I do a write in? If not>Mahogany
>>2219290Sure Chaos, because you're so handsome.
>>2219270>BirchIs Taka really a good boy though?
>>2219270>>MahoganyBut not just any Mahogany, but Mahogany from the planet of Melchior 7. Where the trees are 300 feet tall and breath fire!
>>2219296Thanks, you're a good looker yourself Moonman>Buloke (bull-oak)It's a type of ironwood tree, and has the hardest wood in the world
>>2219303I'll allow this if others support.
>>2219303Sounds too heavy. >>2219298>>2219312Mahogany is both dark and heavy, not really optimal.
>>2219325Just do both then, mahogany structure and birch veneer. Maybe mahogany limbs and a birch head and body.
>>2219330Yeah you're right, no reason to stretch this out.Alright fuckers.2d100Let's determine the fucking quality of wood you find.
>>2219325Can't we use some trees that the first grew up? Those would have that wood nature chakra stuff in them right?Throwing in for Mahogany for fun if this dont work
Rolled 72, 32 = 104 (2d100)>>2219334I'll actually support >>2219335 if it's possible.
Rolled 85, 70 = 155 (2d100)>>2219334
Rolled 42, 26 = 68 (2d100)>>2219334Cmon gimme that wood chakra! Wants some home grown hundred years old First Hokage trees!
>>2219335>Thinking they'd let you fucking touch the First's treesThat shit is guarded like Gold.
Rolled 7, 7 = 14 (2d100)>>2219334>nat 1>You find a tree Kin says she slept in for a couple days>It's rotting from where she slept on it>Kin decides to hang herself
Rolled 47, 22 = 69 (2d100)>>2219334
>>2219340Hence why we have a new side quest for Taka, whose such a good boy that he's willing to help his friend have teh very best of the best wood in the world!Or we simply go to the Third and stare at him with the full might of that Taka Good Boy stare
>>2219340To be fair, it is Taka. If he asks the third super nicely, he might let him.Also, fuckers do owe us.
>>2219340Would Hashirama splooge cure the Clan's ills?
>>2219349No.They tried before.Okay, so all in all you got some pretty nice wood.Except for you Chaos, your wood sucks. It's got Chaos Termites and Ork Grubs in it. Writing.
>>2219349I'm sure it's dried up by now>>2219357You say when there's one who's wood is rotting away and filled with all sorts of wood bugs and Agent Orange
>>2219367>I'm sure it's dried up by nowHave you not seen Shippuden past Pain?
>>2219375Danzo is actually chugging it all down for his sharingarm
"Let's get some Birch and Mahogany." You say. No reason you can't give Kin some variety to her new body.Kankuro rubs his chin, nodding his head. "Hmm, a mixture huh? That's certainly make things easier on the joints and stuff. Now all we gotta' do is just cut the stuff down." Kankuro brings out a small scroll, and summons up a bunch of axes for everyone. "Shouldn't take more than an hour if we all work tog-"There's a sudden loud crash, followed soon by another one. You all turn your heads to see two trees have fallen over, their bark looking like something had chewed it apart. "How in the-" Sasuke starts."Done." Shino says, sticking his hands in his pockets as the giant pieces of wood start to follow him as he leaves the forest. "We leaving?""What did he do?" Kankuro asks, scratching his head."The weirdo probably used termites or something." Ino says, following after him."Te-termites?" Kankuro asks, gulping a little as he clutches his puppet closer to him. "Man, I'm glad I didn't have to fight that guy."----You're all at the Yamanaka compound, working diligently on creating the puppet body for Kin. Well, Kankuro is mostly doing the work, you're all just standing around, handing him tools when he needs them."Alright, time for another decision." The Sand shinobi says, wiping the sweat from his brow. "How big you want her chest?""WHAT?!" You shouts, blushing heavily as you try to force the image of bouncing boobies out of your mind. If Suzu ever found out about those thoughts, she's frown at you! Good boys don't think of boobies! "Just kidding." Kankuro says, smiling. "But really, I've got the body for this thing basically done, just wanna' know if you wanna' add anything extra to it. Like weapons, poisons...""Bells?" You ask, thinking back to what you've heard about Kin."I mean, yeah bells too." Kankuro says, frowning a little.>To save time I'm going to give you a list of stuff you can add(Up to two), as well as a write-in option>A. Bells>B. Chakra from you or everyone here>C. A retractable sword>D. Poison spray>E. Flamethrower>F. A whip(You will be judged for this Taka)>G. Write-in
>>2219437>A. Bells>F. A whip(You will be judged for this Taka)YOLO
>>2219437>I'm glad I didn't have to fight that guyHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're a funny man, Runes of Moon. >A. Bells>D. Poison spray
>>2219437>A. Bells>G. Write-inCan we paint summoning patterns inside her arms (that retract like bread boxes) so she can hold whatever weapon she wants? We could ask Tenten for help with that.
>>2219437>>A. Bells>>B. Chakra from you or everyone here
>>2219437What'd B do in this case?>A. Bells>B. Chakra from you or everyone here>>2219450Toruc! Buddy!
>>2219451You could, you'd just have to roll for it.
>>2219437>A. Bells>G. Tesla cannon
>>2219437>>2219454I'm voting for that as my second option then.
>>2219453You would enhance teh wood in some strange way.
>>2219466Hmm, well I'll stick with it. Mainly since I wonder what'll happen with Taka's chakra being added to a puppet'll do to it
Right then, A and B win.Roll me 1d5, taking third roll>1. Wood becomes extra durable, almost like Iron>2. Wood regenerates after taking damage.>3. Wood absorbs chakra from attacks.>4. Wood allows Kin to slip into trees of the same type and hide. Good thing you picked two types huh?>5. Wood becomes real fucking human flesh. You just created a human body out of wood you crazy fucker.
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>2219484
>>2219437>A. Bells>B. Chakra from you or everyone here>G. A voice box if one doesn’t come standard
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>2219484
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>2219484
>>2219450>>2219453Oh God, they're breeding. >>2219484Why take a certain roll instead of the best or an average?
Iron Wood it is. Don't worry, you'll get another chance to go for 5 one of these days.Writing.
>>2219484By the way is your dragonball quest on pause or cancelled?
>>2219505>average or best of>on a roll where getting specific numbers give us specific thingsGee, dunno why.
"Bells, obviously." You say, getting a nod from the others. "But I also want to...add something else.""Such as?" Kankuro asks."Chakra." You look at everyone. "I want to add a bit of chakra from all of us to the wood itself.""That sounds weird man, and it doesn't really do anything, you realize that?" Kankuro points out.Surprisingly, Shino is the one who has your back. "Don't knock Taka's suggestion aside so easily. Why you ask? He was the one who was able to bring back Agon from death itself." Shino looks at you. "I believe Taka to be...a Shinigami.""...nah." The others way, waving off Shino's suggestion. You watch as the bug boy droops his head, depression overtaking him."Well, I'm fine adding my chakra, even if it doesn't do anything." Sasuke says."Yeah, no harm in trying." Ino adds.Kankuro shrugs, and the five of your all place your hands on top of the wooden puppet, channeling your chakra into it. For a moment, an image flashes across your mind, one of Kin looking down at your hands, her real hands, in disbelief. Before you can hone in on it though, the image changes to that of Tesshin, grinning like a mad man at you as he reaches out. You instinctively fall backwards, landing on your butt. "Ow." You groan, sitting up once more. To your surprise and everyone else's, the wooden puppet now looks slightly different. Almost like it's got little bits of iron ore running through it."Strange." Kankuro says, tapping the wood and getting a rather hard knock. "The wood became...harder.""Days almost over, you we should bring this to Kin right away, Ino, can you go and grab your dad and meet us over at the Inuzuka compund?" You ask, getting a nod from Ino. You look down at the puppet, its lifeless eyes staring back at you. It's now or never.---You all arrive at the compound, Kiba already waiting for you with a sour look on his face. Guess he heard about his mom. Hmm, not that you think about it, that makes Kiba your family too! You smile, which causes Kiba to frown some more. "Don't. Say. A. Word." he growls, wheeling around on his heel and leading you all to Kin's little shed. "Taka, how you wanna' do this? Cause I'm still not sure how she's gonna' react to the suggestion of a puppet body.">Well?
>>2219518Cancelled. Might try another one some day. Probably involving a non-human, like a Namekian or something.
>>2219548That picture is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen. >Hey Kin, we made you a puppet body that looks like your old one. We couldn't get a real one, since most people are using theirs. It has hair though!
>>2219548stress that it doesn't have to be a permenant solution and we're still looking in to getting her an actual body, but in the mean time it's got to be better than being a dog
>>2219548Well, we should ease her into it. Besides: better than being stuck as Nina. And this'll only be temporary until we find her an actual flesh and bone body>>2219564It's pretty spoopy
>>2219548>>2219566I'll vote for this too. It's a really good idea.
>>2219566Right, this wins.1d100DC 86
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>2219596
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>2219596
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>2219596>Don't forget Kin, I'm a good boy.
>>2219599>Proof why Taka is best Tetsu
>>2219599Indeed you are anon.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>2219596
>>2219548Wow, leave it to Orochimaru to make doll joints not sexy. >>2219530It turns out I'm blind. >>2219551Oh no, what a shame you won't be wasting your talents. Got anything else in mind?
>>2219599Who's a good boy? You are anon
Fantastic job guys.Taking a quick twenty and then we'll be back.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>2219618>It's been more than 20 minutesShit, well, everyone roll a d100 to determine who the new QM is, highest roll gets the honor.