My name is Curi.I work in a dungeon.I have been here my entire life and it wasn't until recently that I was able to realize that I liked being here.Not because of the dungeon itself, but because of a person.It is Christmas today.1/3
>>2197695And I need your help in getting the perfect gift...2/3
>>2197698======================"As my wisest and oldest companions... I ask you guys... What is the perfect gift to get our creator, Mary?""......................."Hmm...Are they trying to say 'nothing'? Is that the best gift?
>>2197715She needs a male companion
>>2197715Oh baby I didn't expect this little bonus thread here today!Maybe they think that everyone in the dungeon is the best gift? Maybe you guys are the gift?
>>2197715She needs your love!
>>2197715Tell her you hate banking upper management
>>2197715I second a vacation. Mary needs some time to herself so she can relax and unwind.
>>2197715Feasibly she could make just about whatever she wants using runes.Write her a nice letter saying how much she and what she does means to you.
>>2197715Slime hugs? A mountain of jelly donuts? A massage chair! That would probably suit her. Then again, I guess she does have constant access to the spa...Hmm... Maybe you could get her some new runes somehow. I forget if we have the exploring monster upgrade, but if so, maybe pay a season's beating on her rivals.
>>2197715Your body.Seriously, though, she seems to be someone who likes her private time. Perhaps a nice book?OH WAIT! We could use the dungeon management system to look at her social media accounts and scan her! All we need to do is give you admin privileges......>(plops on to Curi's head)Done.
>>2197715A vacation! And more runes!
>>2197715Smother her with your love, affection and most importantly hugs
>>2197715Are we even sure Mary celebrates Christmas? As opposed to, say, Hannukuh, or Festivus, or Quanza?
>>2197715Maybe they think less fondly of their creator.I think she'd appreciate some office supplies. A red Swingline stapler, perhaps.
>>2197715If you stopped Dungeoneer from dressing her up in lewd Christmas outfits, that'd probably work.
>>2197715Their rune count might be too low for proper sapience and desires.
>>2197715Give her a slime baby
>>2197715You require the assistance of a human, Curi. Quick, to the cyborg!
>>2197715>>2197738I second the massage chair. Make it out of slimes.
>>2197721A male companion..? I don't understand.>>2197731>>2197746I already show her my love ALL the time. She even told me to dial back the love a bit. I forget that humans need to 'breathe' sometimes.It's so funny that they have to inhale!>>2197754Hmm... I don't think we have any of those here.>>2197774There's already plenty of those.>>2197755Noted.>>2197750=Everyone= celebrates Christmas! >>2197732>>2197735>>2197744She did mention that her back has been hurting recently and that she's been tired... In fact, she's sleeping right now...That's it, I got it!1/2
>>2197790>There's already plenty of those.Must be a tough job being mother to all the slime children, Curi.
>>2197790You know, Curi, if you got some of the NPCs to take a sound, comfy, and tech rune, you could build a totally bitchin' massage thingy. Integrate it into a back brace to help out with Mary's awful posture.
>>2197790>That's it, I got it!Are you going to become her personal slime water bed and cradle and support her back while she sleeps?
>>2197790Send her to seiba land! The greatest theme park dungeon this side of the... the... thing!
>>2197790>Curi places the crown on her head."Today, I will be in charge! Gather the comfy slimes, Mary will NOT be disturbed today!">The pair of slimes look at her.Wait... Wait.I have control over everything. I can just...>Curi places an order on all comfy slimes to mobilize to Mary's room.Ha! So easy!But, this is only part one of my gift...Part two is getting runes.I don't want to touch the runes we currently have, so our only option is to get more.I can try running the dungeon in her stead and get runes like that ooor...Utilizing the miracle of Christmas, assemble a team to go out and get more runes!(This special ability only works once per year, during the holiday season.)Either we bring back new runes for her, more runes for her, or we can make a nice gift using them!It's a win/win/win.
>>2197818TALLY HO! IT'S SLIMEVENTURE TIME!
>>2197818Let's harness the power of gift-giving to make a name for ourselves as raiders to be FEARED!See who's available for the raid: try to make the party 50/50 experienced monsters and underutilized monsters.
>>2197818How big of a team are we talking here?
>>2197818Magical slime, miracle curi, activate Christmas miracle! All the runes! Time runes, world runes, fancy runes, evil runes, corruption runes, lewd runes , get em all!
>>2197818You could just tell all of the slimes to multiply, who needs anything other than slimes, right? Show Mary what slimekind can do!
>>2197818ASSEMBLE THE TEAMSend out the slime royalty to raid!We'll make an RPG party with Mirelle or Rosalyn as our main tank!
>>2197818TIME FOR SLIME
>>2197818Wooo!Let's go raid that red bitch's place in the spirit of giving!In this case, the gift we're giving is a lesson on why you should not fuck with Mary's Dungeon.
>>2197818It's time for a Royal Raiding Party! Send out the knights!
>>2197818Hmm. You know, you could create a non-hostile dungeon environment for the season and invite adventurers to enjoy themselves. All it would cost you is a couple of candy and possibly fancy runes to make Candy Cane golems and Hot Chocolate Slimes. Making the Spa accessible and throwing over the whole dungeon with a wintery theme could really bring in a hefty chunk of business.Then, we can roll out the A-team to raid some dungeons. Princess Raiding Party could be fun. Either way, we kind of need three rune monster or above to make sure they can be trusted without adult supervision.
>>2197818Get runes for "Man", "Virility", "Romance" and "Reproduction"
>>2197848This might work with high-level players if they have shittons of disposable currency that would still be valuable to a relatively low-level dungeon.
>>2197848This sounds like a ton of fun.
>>2197848oooooh this man has some good ideas too...
>>2197818You, The Knights, and all the royalty go out for a raid. Oilivia stays in and makes sure if Mary wakes up she gets Spa'd into complacency entirely. Cleric plant keeps the staff demons in line.
Whatever you do, make sure Punch Mimic joins the party.
Alright! I'm glad you guys agree with me on this!We can go out, storm the dungeons, and come back with all the riches for Mary!For the citadel!>>2197848Oooh.... That's also a really good idea. It wouldn't be that hard to make a special seasonal event, I think.>Curi calls on Dungeoneer to see if they could do such a thing."Easily," The Construct says, "-And-, if you want, you can just give me the crown and I can run the whole event for you while you're off doing your own thing. Many hands make for lighter work and all that."
>>2197900Don't do it. Terrible things happen when someone gets their hands on two crowns.
>>2197900hard no on the crown business. Mary would be mad at us!
>>2197900Dungeoneer works closely with Mari, you can count on her. Do it.
>>2197900oh but I want to be able to affect both of these events, they're just too good, can we perhaps hold off on one and then still influence the other?It'd be so nice to see both sides, and I really don't want to bully Dungeoneer on Christmas...
>>2197900I, um... Her brain scares me. Also, she already has a crown. You should stick around, Curi. The lady of the house needs to be ready to welcome guests and lay the Christmas smack down if need be.
>>2197900If you do that, she'll likely turn it into a sexy dungeon for sexy adventurers. Which may appeal to some people, but seems to be against the spirit of Christmas.Maybe for Valentine's Day or something.
>>2197900You should invade the heck out of the other slime dungeon, show them who's the real slime.Also sorry for using the H word, got excited.
>>2197900Don't give her the crown, she already has a crown, don't double crown her
>>2197900The Dungeoneer is not allowed to wear the Crown. Putting that aside, As the most powerful slime in the dungeon, Curi should stay behind to maintain the peace. Trust in the Captain Knight to lead the raiding party.
>>2197900not today, she would be way too lewd.
>>2197900Give it to Cleric plant, s/he's the oldest intelligent monster not going along. Dungeoneer already has a crown and the last time the crowns/artifacts of power touched things went nuclear for a bit.
>>2197900If we did that, she'd make nothing but dick monsters for the dungeon.
>>2197900Put it this way, if everyone else is so worried about Dungeoneer with the crown, send your children to adventure, and you help supervise with Dungeoneer and work together. It's Christmas, be nice.
>>2197920You're forgiven."No, it's quite alright Dungeoneer. I think I'll be able to do both in the same day, don't you think?""Aw... Alright.">>2197943"But... I would like to work -with- you, for this.""Really? You want my ideas and stuff?""Of course~""Oh boy. I have so many ideas. Well, exactly what kind of changes do -you- want to be made to the dungeon? Thanks to the Miracle of Christmas buff we can do just about anything to the dungeon for almost nothing."
>>2197961lights and tinsel and stuff everywhere.
>>2197961Hot chocolate fountain with tiny marshmallows floating in it
>>2197961Fairy lights with actual fairies, A light snow falling everywhere. Get some music mobs christmas caroling. A free gift for every adventurer that shows up, maybe some kind of christmas trinket with a small effect on it.
>>2197961Put up the ornaments!We need to make it holiday themed!Have christmas outfits for everyone!
>>2197961Lots of decorations! Make all the slimes wear cute xmas themed uniforms! Maybe invent a event where somebody stole the xmas tree of the star decoration of top of it of the citadel and adventurers have to recover it and earn bonus points for the store
>>2197961We need big poofy hats. With fuzzy baubles. Remember the goal is to make Bloops, the cutest things in the world...MORE CUTE!
>>2197961> Turn the fountain room with the giant slime into an ice skating rink with ramps.> Adorn the central area with wintery decor, lights, tensel, and just enough frost to make you crave a warm beverage, which we can cooperate with Novem to have plenty of.> Music slime plays holiday music everywhere> Winter Maze is scrambled and disarmed so that people can just enjoy getting lost in the cold. If they make it to the end, they are treated to warm cider.> The battlegrounds are now the Snowball War area. We may need a new monster, a frost maiden (water+air+magic) to turn the whole place into a field of just, the perfect snow. The snowballs always come out just right and fortresses don't crumble.
>>2197961Ornaments, candy canes, hot chocolate fountains, white chocolate snow flakes, Random presents!, Santa costumes, Elves making toys!, Reindeer flying about.
>>2197961A big ol' Christmas tree in the center of the citadel, dressed up in tinsel and magical lights.
>>2197961Needs more slimes, really. Slime furniture, slime housing, slime beds, slime cups. It it ain't sticky we ain't with it.
>>2197961Have all the adventurers trade their weapons for special winter weapons. Like Candy Cane swords and Snowball Launchers. They need to use these weapons to defend the dungeon in special raid events against the invading hordes of Snowmen and Gingerbreadmen.If they beat enough, they have to fight the Krampus, who wants to steal Christmas from all of them and hit them with a willow switch.
>>2197998> The Laser Caves of Darkness become a feasting horn of alternating lights. Maybe have a separate section that is like Light Bright, where people can draw their own images and have them join the wall.> Spa is at a special discount> Stores stock winter gear> Rosa's library is open and the Librarian will read fables to any young heroes who come by> A small gift for good kids, who are welcomed to join. Be nice to the elf (ie. our cyborg lovechild)>>2198023Make it an event in the Snowball War Arena?
>>2197961Acquire as many cute boys for Mary as possible. Humans are really into having plenty of companions of the opposite gender.
>>2197961Get a Christmas Carol allegory up in here! Dress up some slimes as the Ghosts of Time: Time Slime in the Past role to introduce the gimmick, an upscaled, well, *you* for the Present role (you're the most jolly slime I can think of, plus the present ghost is usually really big for some reason), and Colt as the ghost of Future. Calculator could also play the role of Marley!
Oh, of course. Since it's free:>ENHANCE KNOCKERS for everyone in the dungeon. Everyone.
>>2197961Candy cane stripper poles. She can man them personally!
Oh boy. These are all great ideas.I love the mock fighting and the mazes.And making the place look festive would be fun!>>2197998>>2198040Excellent ideas. I think we can definitely go with these. It looks like with the Miracle of Christmas we can do so much stuff!It's amazing the things they just give away during the holiday. Almost as though some greater being doesn't want us to worry about having to keep track of a bunch of things, just for one day.I think we just have to work with what we have and we'll have a lot of freedom.>>2198023An excellent idea. It would be pretty terrible if people just got into a buncha real fights in the middle of this festive event.Let's see what Dungeoneer is working on."Curi! I present... The staff uniform for the event!"
>>2198096Great! So where's yours, Dungeoneer?
>>2198096"aren't you supposed to be the one wearing it?"
>>2198096I like the idea Dungeoneer, keep the skirt mostly fine, but add some more fabric between that and her chest, and a long billowing coat.You'll want to wear one of these two Dungeoneer. Come on now. You're staff too. And we know you're not as...keen on wearing what you make. So why not make it nice for everyone?
>>2198096Emphasize curves but no skimpiness.Unless Dungeoneer volunteers to wear it for the duration of the event and to act as a greeter for the dungeon.
>>2198096Oh no, I think that one would look much better on you, dear. Just trim the skirt up another inch or so and stick some elf ears on you. Oh? Did I just hear someone volunteer to be the dungeon greeter?I mean, makes sense that it would be you, Dungeoneer. So good spirited of you.
>>2198096We need some underboob, sideboob, and shortshort variations! Otherwise, spot on!
>>2198096Hide the midriff and we'll approve it.Also, it needs to be warm. It's going to become a winter wonderland in here, don't need the employees to be freezing.
>>2198096Add a midriff, They'll get cold. Maybe a classy coat too? we're ALL wearing this, that means you too.
>>2198096Librarian should be in a comfy, long robe, maybe showing a little bit of breast toward the top, but otherwise modest, with a long bell cap that droops down to her waist.
>>2198096Tell dungeoneer she forgot to apply the charm of 'enhanced knockers'.
>>2198096Applaud her workWhere are the Christmas coloured slimes?
>>2198096That is not appropriate winter clothing. DENIED
>>2198096So, where is yours, Dungeoneer?
>>2198096Model it on Isabelle. I want to make sure it can stand up to sweeping eye lasers and cyborg arm plasma cannons.
"Very lovely, if a bit revealing. Where's yours, dungeoneer?"".... I uhm... Have a different one.""Uniforms should match, don't you think?""Yeah, well... I mean, they won't really see me or anything....""But you're part of the staff, aren't you? You should match with everyone else. Especially since we'll need a greeter for the event.""...... You're so much like Mary...."1/2
>>2198140N-no, Isabelle is not for lewd.She gets a cute elf costume.
>>2198149>"...... You're so much like Mary...."That's a great compliment, thank her Curi.
>>2198149"Curi! I present... The new staff uniform for the event!"
>>2198149Time to put it on, Dungeoneer...
>>2198157Good job Dungeoneer! Slime hug her.
>>2198157Good, good. Approved.You still have to wear the midriff-less one, though.
>>2198157Nice. Make sure to put a Santa Hat on Metal Slime too, please.>>2198152>She gets a lewd elf costume.Well if you insist.
>>2198157Much more acceptable, now make sure you have one for everyone in the staff...this DOES include you, my dear.>slime noogie
>>2198157Checks out! Let's get everyone dressed.
>>2198157>>2198166What this guy said. Also Dungeoneer is still gonna be the greeter.
>>2198157Very good, now who's going to wear the other one? Don't want to be wasteful now do we?
>>2198202I will never get over how good Mirelle looks with that Magmallet. And I'm someone that kinda likes her with gauntlets as a boss fight. But she's just so happy!
>>2198157Hahaha!Went from lewd to more prude, Dungeoneer.
>>2198157Okay cool. You have no trouble wearing this one?
The dungeon has been completely reworked. Many of the more difficult encounters have been removed and the whole thing has been given a festive flair.Places that would normally be resting spots after the dungeon has been completed are now open for people to explore. Weapons are being confiscated at the front desk and being replaced with items that deal no damage and are quite festive looking.Also, if a person manages to complete the dungeon, they get to keep the item!Now, they are more than welcome to simply use the facilities and relax... But, by participating in special events throughout the dungeon, they can win prizes.YUM has been kind enough to provide us with all the candy monsters and candy themed traps we could ever want.1/3
>>2198336Poor Mirelle with nothing to do (yet).Fetch quest to get her skates and a magic spell that allows her to skate on the ice with her friends when?
>>2198336.. So can we have a CANDY DRAGON?
>>2198356Gummy Wyrm! Careful, he bites! And is also chewy!
>>2198336They're supplying deliciously sweet femboys? Sign me up.
>>2198336You might want to turn the Arena into a Snowball Fight Arena. Have Mage Slime magic up the snow a bit, and people can build and buffet each other as much as they want.
>>2198378Oooh, I'll add that.>>2198356>>2198361And that!>>2198336"Everyone got that down?"".... Why is Mary not running the dungeon, again?"2/3
>>2198383'Cause Mary isn't a runner, sheesh.
>>2198383Because CHRISTMAS! And nothing can POSSIBLY go wrong with the magic of CHRISTMAS! Now go!please put out some cookies and Milk and a landing pad for Santa. Or the slime version of Santa. For all the good little slimes of the dungeon
>>2198383Because she's taking a well deserved break, gosh!
>>2198383Because Mary keeps bankers hours and Bankers don't work on Christmas
>>2198383If we don't already have it in the dungeon, I feel it's important that we have Mistletoe for this run.
>>2198393...can we make a slime santa by fusing together some runes?
>>2198383Because she's very tired, and as busy little elves we're going to make sure she wakes up to the best day ever.
"Because, she's taking a well deserved break! Gosh. She's been running herself ragged since she started. I think our poor dungeon master needs a good break.">After a bit of murmuring, all the staff agrees.Now... We can do both things in one day, but not if we do them one after another. We need to do them at the same time. We can only keep Mary asleep for so long.So, what should the crown focus on? Should we go with an assembled team on a dungeon run and let someone else handle the dungeonorhandle the dungeon and let someone else go on the dungeon run?
>>2198383Because you wanted to give your boss something special. And this was a great optionP.S Dungeoneer you look cute.
>>2198431I think we should handle the dungeon run, I think a combo of our staff can organize a very festive and fun run for everyone.
>>2198431Assembled team!I vote for Mirelle or Rosalyn for party lead.
>>2198431I'd love it if we sent someone to hardcore raid spread holiday cheer in other dungeons.
>>2198431Go with the expeditionary force, Curi!
>>2198431Let someone else go on the dungeon run! We need to keep a close watch on the dungeon itself!
>>2198431Let the princesses go on a dungeon run with Colt in charge. We should focus on making sure everything goes smoothly here.
>>2198431Let's spread some Christmas Cheer!...By raiding the shit out of Red's place.
>>2198431Dungeon run!I mean the staff were made to run a dungeon, whats the worst that could happen when given a little Autonomy
>>2198431We gotta stay and make sure things don't blow up here. Others can go on the dungeon run
>>2198470I don't think stuff will blow up considering the adventurers have zero damage weapons. Let the staff handle the dungeon.
>>2198431Dungeon run! Tis the season.
>>2198431Curi, I have an idea. How about you send a weaker version of yourself with your daughters to do some "caroling", and stay here to run things. The other you can maybe give us a link back to home base.
>>2198431Dungeon run timeChristmas Curi is a qt
>>2198431Let's go raiding and bring back some presents.
Alright, we'll try our hand at raiding! But, I'll be checking in on the dungeon every now and again to make sure things are going well.Really, I don't think anything that bad could happen.Now, we need to assemble a team...Let's see who's available.Hmm...We can bring up to 3 people including myself without triggering a Raid Mode.
>>2198526Dark Slime, Ashley and Lily
>>2198526Rosalyn, Mirelle, Simon
>>2198526Rosalyn, Simon, LilyThe other girls will be able to handle Christmas. But Lily...no way in hell. And if Simon is going...Rosalyn will want to come too.
>>2198526Lily, Ashley, Reginald
>>2198531curi has the power of all basic slimes. so she can do gravity control and time control, she just nerfs herself during boss battle so the heroes have fun instead of insta-gibbing them.
>>2198546Did you reply to the wrong post?
>>2198526ROSALYN, WATCHER, COLT
>>2198526Ask who wants to go? I don't see your eldest as someone for holiday cheer. Maybe Lily, Regi, and Colt?
>>2198526Take whichever of the princesses want to join in. Make it a family outing!
>>2198551saying we have no reason to take dark slime since curi techically IS dark slime.
>>2198526Fancy Mimic, Punch Mimic, and Mimic!
>>2198526Any of the Princesses or the Knights seem fine in my book.I'd be tempted to say Boss Rush them with the strongest guys we have, but crushing people isn't exactly in the holiday spirit.
>>2198562Yeah, so? I want to bond with Dark Slime, she seems edgy in a fun way.
>>2198563On second thought switch Colt for Punch Mimic. Redundant with Rosalyn and I don't really like him anyway.
>>2198526Lily, Rosalyn, Watcher
>>2198526Bring everyone.Raid mode activate. See if they can withstand waves of slime
>>2198568You mean Chaos Slime?
How is this team? Lily, my oldest daughter, Ashley for healing, and Dark Slime because sometimes I worry about her and I think she needs to spend some time with her family instead of watching anime in her room.
>>2198601...Yeah, sure that work!
>>2198601It's not my favourite group, but I think there is some fun to be had here.
>>2198601DARK SLIME IS CUTE!!CUUUUUUUUTE
>>2198601Works for me
>>2198601Looks fine I would've preferred another princess instead of Lily though. We should put in Sophie instead of Lily.
>>2198601I can go with this, but next raid we have to take Chaos Slime. Poor girl needs to meet more people...
>>2198601Take RSP instead of Lily. We should find out what her interest is in your son.
>>2198601By the magic of Christmas, can we empower dark slime with an extra rune? Otherwise, this is fine.
>>2198601Take RSP instead of Lily, too many magic users.
>>2198601Is dark slime core a batman symbol?
>>2198601>>2198632>>2198644Yeah, we sorta do need a Knight. RSP can handle it and give out laws.
>>2198644>>2198653We don't know what Dark Slime can do (do we?).Curi should have enough HP to tank with Ashley's help...and Lily could benefit from having some proper familial and educative time with Curi.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2198601Curi, you're the best wife Mary could ask for.
>>2198644>>2198632>>2198653Hmm... That is true. My great Paladin shall accompany me instead!"My Queen... It is an honor to join you in this. I will not let the citadel down.""We're happy to have you along~ I'm sorry I have to take you away from my son for a bit. But we need someone strong.""Of course. I understand the importance of this mission. The Dungeon Master will be pleased by whatever we bring back. But, perhaps we can bring the prince along with us? It will be a good learning experience for him.""Mmm... I considered it but we need a more balanced team. While you two make a wonderful team, we can't take him for now.""We... We're not a team, like Lily and her guard are. I am his teacher.""Fufufu... Are you saying you wouldn't fuse with him..?""M-my Queen! i would never consider such a thing! That... That is...""Hehe~ I'm just teasing you~""That... That was a good bit of japery, my queen..."1/3
>>2198670>M-my Queen! i would never consider such a thing! That... That is..."How lewd!
>>2198670Hmmmm...Something to think about later, dear. He does seems rather fond of you...
>>2198670Watch out, Curi. I think she's hankering for some of Simon's royal jelly, if you take my meaning.
>>2198670The team is assembled and outfitted!2/3
>>2198747Oh Rosalyn, poor sweet Rosalyn...
>>2198747Rosalyn looks so cute :D
>>2198747So, I guess this means raid mode?
>>2198778>three monsters plus myselfNo.
>>2198747That's some place to put that mistletoe, Rosalyn...
>>2198781Would be better as a belt
>>2198747It's adorable that Dark Slime's costume is a darker color.
>>2198747I've made a small version of me that I'll leave here in the dungeon. This should help me keep an eye on things.Now, let's see what dungeons there are.... Mary has a few dungeon masters on her contact list so we can approach any of these guys.>Lord Savage*Extremely hard dungeon filled with monsters that are 6 runes or above.*High risk, high reward.*Bearer of the Almighty Rune.*Some runes in his dungeon are: Almighty, Power, Impact, Bone.>Glass Spinner*A puzzle dungeon that has a relatively high success rate. Few monsters, many traps.*Used to farm Glass Weapons. Strong but fragile items.*Recently opened a shop to sell merch.*Some runes in her dungeon are: Glass, Soul, Golem, Water>Toxic Sisters*A dungeon that focuses primarily on monsters that use debuffs.*The older sister is quite popular. The younger doesn't appear often.*Some runes that appear in their dungeon are: Toxic, Entropy, Water, Disease.>Slime Matron*Copycat.>Red Widow*A dungeon that is fairly standard as far as things go. Extremely rich.*She has recently opened a spa in her dungeon.*Some runes that appear in her dungeon are: Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Light, Dark.
>>2198828>>Red WidowIsn't that the one who decided to fuck with Slimecrown?Crush her.
>>2198828I wanna snuggle the tiny Curi! >Glass Spinner
>>2198828Small you is cute, Curi!I say we go against Slime Matron. This is the ULTIMATE rival fight.
>>2198828>Lord SavageGo big or go home!
>>2198828Lets try Glass Spinner!
>>2198828>>Red WidowThis is the bitch that's been fucking with us right? Time to show her who's boss.
>>2198835It's not the same without Mary to see it happening.>>2198828Lord Savage or Glass Spinner. Almighty and Soul runes sound nice.
Red Widow>*She has recently opened a spa in her dungeon.>Someone's jealous.But no, seriously let's go>Glass Spinner.
>>2198828>Slime matronShe’s been around longer and there’s no harm in learning from experience, or seeing how to differentiate yourself from the competition.Let’s just be sure to be polite.
>>2198828If you gave me a map and a day to think on it (Crown time, of course), I could probably cook up a half dozen ways to kill at least a few of Savage's monsters. That swag bag with an Almighty rune would make Mary a very happy woman.> Red WidowDeplete her coffers for everything they are worth. Also, that skank is trying to rip us off.
>>2198828>>Glass SpinnerPuzzles for Christmas
>>2198828I spy with ny little eye... an almighty rune! Giving that to Mary would be awesome! Go go savage!
>>2198828Take on Lord Savage! All his runes are ones Mary doesn't have. Show you're the strongest slime!
>>2198828Glass Spinner is too easy with the crown's powers. you'll just google-fu everything anyway you cheeseballs Visit the Slime Matron. We need to see what she's doing and either do something else or do it better. Who knows, this could actually improve relations instead of aggravate them. It's a Christmas miracle, after all!
>>2198853>>2198846I agree, Slime Matron doesn't like that we're copying her style. If she has her own slime knights and such, we might have to go in a different direction. Though it might be cool to see Rosalyn battle them!
>>2198828I'm thinking Glass Spinner. Savage sounds tempting for the runes, but I'd worry for Dark Slime in a high level dungeon.>>2198853Watch her be running the exact same event we are right now.
>>2198853>>2198859We don't need to spy her to make our own slime dungeon good and unique. If people are coming to us already, we're doing fine; either we are different and better, or we're naturally outclassing her.
>>2198872But.. but... almighty!
>>2198828Go beat that copyslime up!
>>2198872>Watch her be running the exact same event we are right now.I wanna see a fight between Curi and Slime Matron, who's the better slime mom?
>>2198828Lord Savage is not going to turn out well.Toxic Sisters?! NO! Poison is a direct counter to slimes, as we've seen from the alchemist.We could go mess with Red Widow but I'm not sure we want to start shit with her yet.Glass Spinner...? I dunno, I want to fight things.Let's go visit Slime Matron and see what her dungeon is like, so that we can try to keep our dungeon distinct from hers.
>>2198853>>2198859But if she's truly a copy cat. We're not going to be putting our best effort out to give new runes for Mary! Rivalry and scouting another day!
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>2198828Glass spinner.Show us dat ass!
>>2198828Just had a thought about it. The younger toxic sister is probably like Dark Slime...they could've become friends.
>>2198893Glass Spinner wins. Get ready for festive puzzles.But we will pause here for the night! I hope you guys are having fun, we will resume tomorrow at a time.Be sure to keep an eye out on my twitter @herorena
>>2198913so good to have this back, mate. I've missed it for so longI hope that we'll be seeing a 9 soon too. We have so much expansion to do, and Dungeoneer needs her extra special christmas gift of a rune!
>>2198916Haha we will have a proper chapter before long. This doesn't count as the one I had planned to do. I wanted to do one for fun and to get back into the swing of things.Next chapter we'll get back to dungeon crafting business. Hopefully with some new things to toy around with.
>>2198924Eeeeeexcellent!also,>>2198913This is just such a great image of Glassy!
>>2198828REMEMBER TO BRING GIFTS CURI
>>2198924>>2198942>>2198828Bring glass spinner a time rune. There are a million wonderful puzzles she could make with that. Also, comfy slime bath salts, and maybe a bath robe from the spa.I'm not sure if she can travel, or if she is stuck like Mary, but offering her a free pass to come hang out at the spa in slimecrown for a day would be a great way to get to know her and the business.
>>2199592If we wanted to give Glass spinner a time rune, you should've brought TIME SLIME
>>2199772She would have to KILL Dia to get it that way. You know this, yes? Just bring her a magic hourglass made with a time rune instead.
>>2199832Instead of killing Dia, let's give her a Fist rune and World rune.
Glass Spinner... She has some interesting runes. And I don't think that we could handle Lord Savage."(Everyone ready?)" Curi asks in slimish."(Ready, my Queen!)" Rosalyn replies"(Hmph.)" Is all she can get out of Dark Slime."(But of course)" Ashley replies.>The group takes the teleporter and heads off to the new dungeon. They burst through the door, ready for combat."En garde!"1/3
>>2200469Dark slime a cute!
>>2200469>But the room was empty..."What the..?">The entire room was made out of mirrors, creating an odd and disorienting effect."Welcome," A voice says, "To my dungeon. Let's see if you can even make it past the first room."2/3
>>2200489The answer is probably not "smash all of the walls"But Im open to trying it anyway
>>2200469>Ashley can talk slimeUh didn't remembered that.
>>2200489Damn, the entire room is mirrors!
>>2200489Oh enemies that spaw out of the reflection of people that comes inside of it? Cool
>>2200489The correct answer to mirrors is darkness. Can't do weird reflection shit if there is no light!
>>2200489==========================="Wait... Did they seriously not bring Adventurer Insurance? God fracking dammit... Disable the lethal traps and remove the killer mobs...You'd think that with a level 37 team they'd at least have -that- much..."==============================3/4
>>2200537Saw that one coming. What a gracious host.
>>2200537pffft, come here asking for it practically.
>>2200537So, what does it take to get insurance for our party?
>>2200537>>2200495She picked it up to be able to talk with us. It's not that hard of a language to learn if you're not a slime. You just have to talk with your mouth filled with liquid to get the proper tones.>>2200517"Dark Slime, do your thing!""(Of course... I will absorb... All light..!)">The room is now pitch black.
>>2200537That's a cute dungeoneer
>>2200537Is that their Dungeoneer? We should steal their Dungeoneer.
>>2200567But now we can't see
>>2200567Liquids you saylike elf sap, for example
>>2200567Alright, then.Look around for any source of light that might be shining through cracks.
>>2200567Create a straight, enclosed walkway of opaque ice that you all can use to walk across the room. If the mirrors can't reflect you, then they probably can't do anything else.
>>2200567Just go to the door first of all. It's possible this is just a regular room with mirrors.
>>2200567A cute!Echo locate the exit
>>2200567Now get Ashley to lead the way. I don't think she has eyes. He'll be a great guide.
Well... The door was just straight ahead of me, so...>Curi grabs her party's hands and just walks in a straight line forward. They're able to reach the door without any hassle, though Ashley does mention that, unlike the others, she truly can not see in the dark.>Curi feels the door for it's handle and turns the knob.>A voice speaks again."You chose the wrong room to make dark, Adventurers."
>>2200624Meant to 1/2
>>2200624Uh oh.Can we turn off the darkness?
>>2200624>Dark Slime stops the darkness. The group is at the door, but, Curi finds that turning the doorknob doesn't seem to do anything.>She pulls with all her might but it won't budge."How odd..."
.. Maybe that's the wrong door?We should retrace our steps back and try a mirror door.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2200650your shadows are still at the start! The mirrors- your shadows probably move according to the mirrors and they have to be with you at the exit!Curse your well toned, devious ass, Glass Spinner!
>>2200650I think we need to get our reflection to follow usSee how they stayed at the entrance in the two mirrors we see?
>>2200650oops dropped your shadows
>>2200650Congratulations, Curi. It's a mirror match. Look to the other side of the room. Good news is that if they can only do what you do, you don't have to open up a confrontation. See if you can walk them to the opposite side of the room and have them open the door.
>>2200650Can you open one of the reflections?
>>2200650Say thank you for the hint!
>>2200650I love how the shadows don't even match up with where they are standing.
>>2200650Open the door's reflection
grumble grumble grumbleguess we need to do this the long way, move around and see how shadows react. maybe dark slime can get some special insight into shadow control.
So this is either a puzzle where we have to fight our shadows, or we have to use our shadows to open the door rather than our bodies. Attempt the second to begin with. With all the mirrors, there is most likely a single spot which will accomplish exactly that.
Hmm...>Curi retraces her steps, going back to the start. When she's close enough, her reflection syncs back up with her, mirroring her moves properly.>She takes a step forward and it bumps into a wall she can't see and stops.Ah! You guys seem to have stumbled upon the solution... I merely have to....>She walks to the left. Her reflection follows.Ah ha! This is fun~I'll leave a trail behind so I can see which paths I took.1/3
>>2200701>Some time passes.Okay... That stopped being fun like 10 minutes ago... But, we made it.>She reaches for the door. Her reflection does the same, grasping the handle. She turns...>The door opens.2/3
>>2200713>When they enter the next room they see a massive golem made out of gleaming crystals and glass. The entire room seems to be made out of roughly cut glass.>The golem floats in place, eyeing the group. Around it are damaged and shattered glass statues."You finished the first room..." The Dungeon Master says, "Let's see how well you fare against one of my greatest creations!"
>>2200724What kind of puzzle is this?
>>2200724Hey if Ashley heals the golem will it fuse to one big piece?
>>2200724It's a glass medusa. Hide from its sight.
>>2200724Is it attacking? Do you have to piece the statues back together maybe?
Shit we should have brought the watcher, she would have seduced the fuck out of that gorgeous one eyed hunk.
>>2200724Is it a puzzle or do we have to fight?Oh jeez
>>2200724Start fighting it, probing it for weaknesses or clues for actions we need to take before we can defeat it. I doubt this is a straight up slugging match.
>>2200724 throw an explody at it.
This is a puzzle, right... So maybe..."Hi, my name is Curi. Do you need help repairing your statues?">The things eye flashes and Curi's hand and sleeve turns into glass.OKAY THIS IS NOT JUST A PUZZLE.1/2
>>2200787need more explosions.
>>2200787Rosalyn, have you got any ideas?
>>2200787This golem is rude, spank him as punishment.
>>2200790>>2200771Clearly it's weakness is... EXPLOSIONS!>She throws an Explodey slime at the beast. The thing has a predictable reaction. Expldoey explodes and the glass shatters.>However...>Each of the shattered glass pieces seems to also be animate.>And some of them grow eyes.
>>2200787Have Dark Slime cover its eyes with light absorbing slime!
>>2200811Melt him with fire!
>>2200811Cover eyes with light slime, Ashely heals, Dark slime negates gaze attacks, Rosalyn melee. Use time to slow it, and magma to melt it down.
>>2200811Ah! Do both of these>>2200812>>2200818and task someone else to run a through eye over the whole room for anything that sticks out. Make sure everyone keep moving, try and keep out of it's vision.
>>2200825I'll second the melting thing, that seems like a good plan
>>2200811Use Mud Slime. Mud is strong versus clean surfaces.
>>2200787I think it broke those statues itself. Rosalyn, you've got the shiniest object on hand. Try to reflect its gaze back to itself!
>>2200811MUD SLIMES MAKE EVERYTHING DIRTY! GLASS LOSES EFFECTIVENESS WHEN IT'S DIRTY!
>>2200874By the end of this I half expect Glass Spinner to hate us. We mess with her normal plan by not having insurance, we leave mud and slime all over her shiny dungeon, and that's just the first two rooms.
>>2200890there's got to be at least SOMETHING that Glass spinner would love about Mary and her slimes... I hope we could create a "Soap Slime" to keep all that glass clear and clean. Can you even IMAGINE the sheer amount of Glass cleaner fluid she has to spend in order to keep her dungeon looking like that?
Interesting. This thing is similar to a Hydra.
>>2200811What if we use Dark Slime to OUT EDGE the golem!
>>2200839With the crown on hand, Curi orders her companions.>Rosalyn tries to reflect the beast's gaze with her blade but all it does is turn her weapon into a glass weapon."My sword!">>2200835>Curi throws mud slime at the various eyes, blocking their vision with a thick and sticky substance. It fires a beam at the mud, turning it into glass. The next beam it fires goes through the glass with no issue.>Curi throws more mud, coating it again, and giving dark slime a chance to cut the eye with her blade before it can turn the mud into glass again.>>2200812>Dark Slime them pulls an orb of darkness around the eye, absorbing any beam it tries to shoot out.>Ashley heals Curi's hand with his healing magics without issue.>>2200834>>2200818>Curi throws heated slime at the golem. Each time it's shattered, the pieces seem to gain more eyes but...>Once it melts, it doesn't gain any more eyes. Soon it is nothing but a molten lump on the ground.================================".... What level did you say these guys were again..?"1/2
>>2200933We are level 5 Runes
>>2200933oh so it was a puzzle and we just stomped the boss level mob huh?
>>2200933Pay respects to mob kun.
>>2200943>>2200933yes. pay respects to glass golem kun. He was a dutiful golem. he did his job. As a mob of a dungeon you know he takes pride in his work of being a puzzle boss.
>>2200933Yell "WAS THAT A PUZZLE OR A BOSS CUZ I DON'T GET IT"
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>2200933Wash your neck and wait for our arrival, Glass Spinner~Good work, Curi. You're doing well. When would you like your marriage with Mary to be?
>>2200933>>2200952Poor mob-kun... We we were probably supposed to solve some some puzzle, maybe redirect those lasers to some other part of the room, but we didn't...Gotta pay respects. He did his best.
>>2200943>>2200952>>2200970You did your best, golem mob. No one can blame the attempt, only the results.."So... Was that a puzzle or something?""IT WAS A PUZZLE." The voice yells. Followed by the silence of a cut off intercom.>Curi and her party enter the next room. A long hallway with a chest at the end. Seems familiar.Hmm. No rope.Doesn't seem to be a simple way to cross.
>>2200952We know how it feels to have your gimmick completely no-sold... feels bad, man.
>>2200986Oh! Is this a glass floor puzzle?! Throw out some mud!
>>2200986Shine a light? Maybe there's a glass bridge.
>>2200986Can you climb the wall or send a small piece of you to climb the wall to the other side and check the chest out?
>>2200986Stretch out your extra slime and make a slime bridge
>>2200986Lets do some tests, send out some levitation slimes to see if there are invisible walls, they'll float up and down to see if there are invisible barriers or bridges.
it can't just be a maze, we already did a maze.
>>2200986Toss some excess mud slime in a general direction towards the chasm. There's bound to be an invisible bridge made of glass.
>>2200986send out... METAL SLIME.
>>2200986Bodysurf across on a wave of comfy slimes!
>>2201007>Curi sends out a levitation slime. It hits some invisible walls.Hmm..>>2200992>She sends out a mud slime. It ends up eventually going across the floor and falling into an unseen hole.Oooh... Interesting.>She sends another out, slowly leading it through an invisible maze while leaving a trail behind.>>2200998...>She tries that.Ah ha! I can just climb across the walls.These puzzles are so easy~1/3
>>2201043It might not be as easy as we think, Curi!
>>2200933Sorry about the sword Rosalyn, but... I hear that's what people come to this dungeon for? Just don't try to block with it and you might be surprised.
>>2201043Then why do I get the the feeling we've got a nasty surprise waiting...
>>2201043Catch a mimic by the tongue! If he hollers, let him go.
>>2201062OOOOH YOU'RE MAKING GLASS SPINNER ANGRY, CURI
>>2201063Curi's just helping Glass Spinner stress test her dungeon by identifying possible exploits. It's fiiiiine.
>>2201062The sad thing is that we're actually having fun. Like, I'm genuinely enjoying this and am kinda taking inspiration.
>>2201062Looks like someone's getting really Grinchy over here!
>>2201062I'm starting to worry for Mary...don't want multiple dungeons' against us joining the league!M-Maybe Curi will win her over with the fact that it's to give her mama a gift and was on her own volition.
>>2201069I'd say to suggest a gravity rune or something for that room. Try and avoid the invisible path and down you go into the pit.
>>2201062>CHANNELS THROUGH THE CROWN NETWORK TO CROWN ON SPINNER'S HEADSpinner pls. Don't you like it when people figure out your puzzles? You're supposed to praise their RESOURCEFULNESS. Finally some worthy intellectual opponents!
Hey, though, real talk, how about we play the next one straight? No slime abuse.I honestly kinda wanna see if we can figure it out.
>>2201062Our dungeon's been handing out pet slimes, so uh... you should be prepared for a lot more golden fleecing of your dungeon in the future.
>>2201062>THIS BITCHFUCK PUZZLES ACQUIRE RUNES
>>2201070>>2201077>>2201063>>2201085We can tell Spinner that we can sign a non-disclosure agreement to not reveal any answers on the puzzle rooms. And some puzzle suggestions. That should cool her over. hopefully. My guess is that she's an intellectual snob who gets her jollies from watching people give up on her puzzles.
>>2201085Good idea, mainly cause then we could stop Glass Spinner from having an aneurism.
>>2201062>Curi loots the chest at the end and gets...>Glass Heart: A fragile item that turns any one object into a glass counterpart. Life still continues if the object was once living. A flower will be turned into a glass flower and still grow, wilt, and die.3/4
>>2201043Also Curi, never call puzzles easy in front of the person who made them, especially when the person made them with the purpose of them being difficult.
>>2201094oooooooohis that glass and.... life? soul?
>>2201094If we take this back to Mary, we can start making some loot/monsters/rooms with it
>>2201094That's actually kind of a cool item. Now how can we take advantage of this to do something really awesome?
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2201094Sounds like we'll be able to make a glass slime....how would that work? Is it like, liquid glass. or just molten?Regardless, one step closer to 'everything is a slime, even the windows/walls/etc'
>>2201094Consume the item and split into multiple glass slimes and soul slimes.
>>2201094Yo, that's pretty slick!
>>2201094Tell Glass spinner that the first puzzle room and third puzzle rooms really activates her cores and gets her thinking. And tell her we apologize about this raid. We're slimes, not adventurers.
>>2201062suck my slimy appedange!
It’s pretty unfortunate that Curi can brute force any puzzle with her slimes
>>2201094I wonder who it first belonged to. Poor, dear.
>>2201120Well, lets see what Rosalyn, Ashley and Dark Slime can do. I'm sure they'll also have some good ideas.
>>2201120It's not Curi's fault that the designer didn't count slimes when she disigned her pluzzes.She needs to git gud
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2201144>>2201148Well, maybe if she's get on board and wear the slutty santa dress, maybe we wouldn't be looking at other dungeoneers.
>>2201144pffft.I would never turn my head away from everyones favourite awkward Dunegeoneer. She wants love and resepct and head pats.
>Curi goes into the next room. She is in a featureless room, without even a door. There is only a single lass table with a pyramid on it. The pyramid is adorned with symbols."This is one of my greatest inventions. Let's see you try this one...">Each of the pyramids faces has different symbols on them. The ones not seen are represented by the symbols on the left and right side.>The buttons have nothing on them.
>>2201246I see some fire wind and stuffuh, have every party member stand on each of the buttons? That's the solution I think!
>>2201246Well, lets have everyone stand at the ready by a button and see what happens.Have Rosalyn step on...lets try the bottom right button.See what happens first.
>>2201246Alright, let's start off by seeing if we can turn the faces of the pyramid. Don't force it! We dont want to break the puzzle! And try pressing thr buttons! Don't mash! Whatever you do, DON'T MASH THE BUTTONS!
>>2201246Do the buttons cause the pyramid to rotate certain sections of it? Try to match the symbols on each side.
>>2201246I got nothing.Actually no, I've got a weird impression that there needs to be a vacuum over the top left and a stone or the top right.
>>2201246Its clearly a runic puzzle, you're supposed to push the buttons till the symbols line up or something. So either just disassemble it so that you can force them to fit the answer or just keep randomly hitting buttons till it works.
>>2201246Stand on the buttons one at a time, see what they do, first. Then we can work to figure it out.
>>2201246Curi: Stand on the <> facing button and see what happens.
>>2201246Press all the buttons at the same time with smaller slimes.
>>2201246okay so what do the buttons do? if they do not react then you may need to place a thing composed of those qualities on the buttons. so earth + wind.
>>2201246try twisting the pyramid sections. I see water runes and fire runes. and arrows corresponding to them. Maybe we need to line up the runes?
>>2201246I'm guessing you need to match the sides? Fire, Water, Earth and Air?Not sure what the back two buttons do but I assume the right one pivots the top and the left one switches top and bottom?I guess the other two change the symbol based on what two elements you're combining?Try it and see.
>>2201246Uhhh.. Fire and the lambda rune?Might want you to make glass? But I don't recall what the lambda is.
>>2201246I think glass is earth plus fire, right?
>>2201286The hell are you talking about, there isn't a lambda anywhere. It's just the runes for the classical elements.
>>2201293And the earth is the one shaped like a lowercase lambda I presume, sheesh.Y'know, λ?
>Curi presses the buttons in order.>The bottom left one rotates the bottom one by one space.>The bottom right one rotates the top by one row.>The top left seems to swap the two runes. She presses it again and swaps them back.>The top right one seems to just take a rune from the top and place it into the bracket looking rune. She presses it again to put the rune back.
>>2201300Put water in bracket and align fire with air.
>>2201246Is this aome fifth element bullshit?
>>2201300So there are 2 of each elemental rune, and then the 4 symbols. If we can figure out what the 3 types of brackets are supposed to mean, the puzzle should be easy.
>>2201300Alright, so we can use the bracket and the swap mechanic in conjunction to get the runes in the places we need. Seems simple.
>>2201246Can the sections be spun?
>>2201300Maneuver the blocks in such a way that you add a fire then a water rune into the bracket.
>>2201300So, you can make it be four matching pairs, right?Maybe some psionic slimes will help solve this?
>>2201309It's a matching puzzle. Match top and bottom, it seems. The middle layer just denotes what each button does to that face. Well, each button is connected to it's particular face, so it's not like the button pressed will do the action on the face its closest to.
>>2201300We're supposed to make a pyramid of glass by lining up the elements that make glass.
>>2201300Perhaps those bracket looking runes are math equations. Fire + Earth=Glass, Water - Air=Glass(in the form of a reflection), and so on and so forth.
>>2201326I like this idea.
>>2201322No wait, seems the middle section doesn't move... I was just not paying attention. Well, still simple enough to solve, given time. In fact, that makes it easier.
>>2201300Let's put the water and fire thing into brackets.
>>2201300I don't remember what any of the runes mean but the bracket probably involves combining the runes into a solution.Honestly my solution to these puzzles is always randomly slap buttons until it works.Bottom left, bottom left, bottom left, bottom right, top left, hit bracket.
>>2201300Mash buttons get lucky. MAXIMUM SKILL
>Curi moves the fire symbol to the bracket and puts it in. She then moves the water symbol over the bracket and presses the button to put that one in there.>Both the runes collide and destroy each other.Oh!Whoops.>The bracket symbol glows green. The others low blue. Putting two runes into the bracket doesn't seem to do anything, only one can go in at a time now.1/2
>>2201351Oh god we messed it up
>>2201351God, this lady must hate us
>>2201358Nah, if the puzzle was failed from one mistake, then GS is a terrible puzzle designer. There's always a way to reset the puzzle back to 0, in case situations like this pop up.
>>2201358Or maybe we're supposed to do that! Green is good, right?
>>2201351"(Can we just break it open?)""(No, dear, I want to figure it out.)""(But mooooooooom....)""(Not right now.)"============================="Fufufu..."=============================
>>2201358Her puzzels are so sumple even slimes can do it.
>>2201370Ooh, I like the way you think. Okay, line up a lambda on top and a fire on the bottom on the bracket face and... swap them?
>>2201372>>2201370>>2201379Yeah, what this voice said!
>>2201372>"Fufufu..."SMASH EVERYTHING, ERASE THE SMUG
>>2201351Hopefully green means good. Also I see the button that messed with the brackets now says ???. If it actually changed let's try messing with it some more.
>>2201370Hmmm...maybe? I HOPE green is good.
>>2201372>>2201384Actually, yeah, do this first.
>>2201372Well, I assumed it a matching puzzle, but with them straight up destroyed, it seems we can't match.Even the earth rune doesn't do anything in the bracket?
>>2201384Yeah, lets see what happens here!
>>2201372Let the kids have a try at the puzzle. Tell them that they'll only beat the room if they play by the dungeon master's rules. Rosalyn impose a rule to enforce this puzzle mindset on the party.- violence, + Intelligence/thinking.
>>2201372Let Dark Slime try it.
>>2201351Try putting Fire and Earth into the bracket. Fire + Earth is Glass right?The bracket must do something because if you just have to match the runes you can complete the puzzle without it.
>>2201372Dark slime, if we do that to other dungeons we're setting a bad example for our own dungeon. Table flipping isn't always the solution.
>>2201372COLLABORATE. ROSALYN ENFORCE THE RULES OF THE REALM RULE ON THE PARTY. >+ PUZZLE THINKING >- VIOLENCE
>>2201372Try putting the earth rune in the bracket and pushing the button!
>>2201386>>2201370Green could also mean that it's turned on.
>>2201398Oh I didn't remember the bracket can only take one rune now. What happens when you try to eject a rune from the bracket onto a space filled with another rune?
>>2201351>>2201372Still thinking Earth + Fire may net something...
Move an empty space to where the bracket takes from and then push the bracket button
Maybe the point is to destroy each rune with its opposite element?
Okay, let's see.... >The bracket is able to easily hold an earth rune. Trying to fuse it with the wind rune doesn't seem to work.>She pops it back out of the bracket, moves it around, puts the wind rune in, tries to fuse it with the earth, but nothing happens."(Let me try!)">Dark Slime tries to force the runes to fuse by holding down the bracket button. After holding it for two seconds, the bottom left middle face flashes and converts the wind rune into an earth rune."Oh, that's interesting...">She holds down the middle button for three seconds. The third face flashes and duplicates the water rune beneath it. The face then loses its symbol.>She holds it down for four seconds. The fourth face flashes but nothing happens.
>>2201429This makes no sense, break the thing.
So we probably gotta fuse fire and earth and then turn the whole pyramid into glass
>>2201429Cleric Plant, please help us!
>>2201429Use that process to get back to 2 runes of each!
>>2201429CURI LET YOU KIDS TRY THE PUZZLE. THEY'RE GETTING IMPATIENT AND MOODY. ESPECIALLY DARK SLIME.
>>2201434Ah, The making glass thing seems likely. So Earth and Fire, then wind, then water to cool it own?
>>2201429This is haaaaard.Why can't we just have one statue that always lies and one that always tells the truth?
>>2201429>>2201434Thats kinda where I think we're going. But do we need to remove air and water?>>2201442Oh hey...this might be the trick...
>>2201454THAT'S IT, SMASH EVERYTHING. DENY THE EXISTENCE OF HER SMUG.
>>2201429Do et: >>2201442
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>2201454She's getting too smug. Time to do something stupid to solve it instead of triggering whatever trap she set.Break it, I say!
>>2201460Lets just draw the Glass rune onto all of the panels in mud. That will probably work
>>2201462Brilliant, Dr Crown.
>>2201454Y'know, we could just fill the dungeon with slime, right?
Is the thingy tied down or attached to teh table?If not snag it and leave, we can crunch it for runes back home, I bet it has real neat runes
Okay, let's try...>Curi swaps a few pieces around, pressing enough buttons to move the fire rune over the earth rune. She presses the bracket button.1/3
>>2201454Do not destroy! The dungeon master worked hard on that! If someone came into our dungeon and just destroyed things Willy nilly, then that feels terrible. So no!
>>2201454I must say i really like this dungeon master art style.
>>2201458More fun solving her riddle than smashing it, my thoughts.
>>2201454Wait, she can hear us?Glass Spinner, that T-shirt looks super cute on you!
>>2201489Bingo! Well this is pretty fun
>>2201489Nooooo! Now we're out of earth runes to make glass with!
>>2201489"Progress!""(REALLY. IS IT REALLY!?)"<1 out of 4 runes complete.>"See. Progress."
>>2201489Uh oh, we made one red one. Now, we just need to swap and make more glass I think
>>2201503Her fetish is puzzle-solving, don't try to tell me it isn't.
>>2201503She's so happy!
>>2201503does... does she get off on other people solving her puzzles?
>>2201489Now just complete the rest and we can get to sliming the dungeon master of this place.
>>2201503...Is Glass Spinner getting off on this?Hey Glass Spinner! You're super cute and devious to boot!
>>2201503Okay, so we need to figure out how to combine all of them, we got that down. Lesse......I think we might lack a rune? Hm. We might need to change a few like Dark Slime did.Also yo, she's getting a bit...mmm. At this. I'm not judging, it's just interesting.
>>2201498We can cause an earth rune to appear using an empty space like we did earlier. The real trck will be getting more fire runes... Maybe if we use a setup of Wind [Water] and nothing, we can get a Storm/Lightning rune, and then run that through the bracket with an Earth rune to start a fire?
Y'know what? If she does, then fuck it- let's do this thing. Never let it be said we don't treat a lady right.
>>2201503Now try every combination possible.
>>2201503CURI FOR MARY'S SAKE. LET THE KIDS (DARK SLIME) TRY THE PUZZLE OUT. AND TELL THEM ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE FIGURED OUT SO FAR. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO STAB YOU IN THE BACK.
BORED NOW!nuke it!!
>>2201527no don't. Dungeon Master Spinner is getting her jollies. do you really want to cockblock a woman?
>>2201522I thought it converted that space into whatever was in the bracket. But I suppose it could always be earth.
>>2201529yes.Paint the pyramid with mud. Everything is Glass now. EVERYTHING
>>2201503Hey glass spinner have you heard of a game called ... Myst?
>>2201526>>2201524>>2201521>Working with her companions, Curi begins pressing buttons. A combination of converting, flipping, rune splitting, and bracket combining gives an additional two glass runes.We're close! Now we just have to get that water rune and wind rune to become glass too and I think we'll finish the puzzle.
We should at the end ask Glass Spinner is she can help us make puzzles.
>>2201560Yeah no, just smash it now. Don't give her the satisfaction of a full proper completion of this.
>>2201560So what does <> do?
>>2201562I don't know, we've already accidentally stolen one person's gimmick. I don't want to annoy any other powerful dungeon masters. I like the cutesy puzzles we already have. This one has just been an overcomplicated mess that the average adventurer wouldn't enjoy.
>>2201560Let's finish the puzzle! Yeah!
>>2201560Finish it I guess.
>>2201560Still water (devoid of wind) is said to be "glassy".
>>2201567Or her own completion amirite
>>2201560move wind and water to the green <> and then do the thing!
>>2201572>>2201573i think you mean "finish her~"
>>2201560QUICK GET THE DM WEBCAM. WHAT'S SPINNER'S FETISH STATUS? HAS SHE REACHED FULL AHEGAO?
>>2201560Oh i feel dumb! Water +wind = iceDoes ice count as glass?
>>2201571We aren't really stealing anything.
>>2201560Move water, transmute, then shift wind, I think? Can anyone help?
>>2201583if the water is pure enough, yes it counts as glass. It's see-through which is a core property of glass. >>2201560Curi try that!
>>2201560Are the other functions disabled? All you can do is line up the runes on the + side, I guess.
>>2201560Can't we hold down that button to turn a different rune into a second glass rune if they're oriented right? We can have 4 glass runes plus a wind or water to spare.
>>2201583Oh, hey. Wonder if that counts.
>>2201503I just you guys to realize that we can't see her other hand and she stopped eating
Alright... I'll move the wind and water runes over, flip them, combine them, aaaaaaand.>The machine beeps.1/3
>>2201600"(GAH!!!!)">Dark Slime slices the machine in half right before it gives the Ice Rune.2/3
>>2201604DARK SLIME!NO.NO.BAD.OH YOU'RE GONNA BE GROUNDED!AAAUGH WE ALMOST HAD IT NO SERIOUSLY
>>2201604God dammit Dark Slime, you just ruined Spinner's payoff.
>>2201607WAIT NO SHE'D LIKE BEING GROUNDED. YOU'RE GONNA DO OPEN AIR DUNGEON WORK WHEN WE GET BACK.
>>2201604Dark Slime WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?
>>2201527YOU ASSHOLELOOK WHAT YOU JUST DID.>>2201604
We just blueballed spinner so hard
>>2201604Dark Slime, you're banished to the comfy pit when we get back.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>2201604Good work, my child of darkness.You will get headpats.
>>2201614Dark Slime greeter it is!
>>2201604Well dark slime just puzzel blocked the dungeon master.
>>2201604"Sorry! The beep startled us!"
>>2201622you asshole. we could've gotten a webcam of spinner in ahegao. but you just haaaad to cockblock the woman.
>>2201622The head pat cause nothing but pain.
>>2201604Should of had Rosalyn impose those rules, oh well. At least we ruined Glass Spinners climax.
>>2201604...I suggest taking her internet privileges for a week, Curi.
>>2201604"... We almost had it.""(I got the key! We won anyway!)"====================="..................."=====================>The dungeon rumbles.3/4
>>2201620comfy pit my ass she goes to the explody slime pit. So she can start learning about self restraing!
>>2201604Bop her on the head, Curi.
>>2201634Uh, it was so simple. Why didn't you do that in the first place?
I'm not even worried about the Glass Spinner thing. We could've gotten another thing to rune or something and she screwed it up!
>>2201636We don't have one of those.
>>2201634Awww, we blue balled/edged Glass Spinner.
>>2201634AND NOW engage raid mode also all deadly traps just got active.
>>2201634I am legit sad for Glass Spinner. We had that puzzle!
>>2201640>>2201639>>2201636why did you even choose to take DARK SLIME to Glass Spinner's dungeon in the first fucking place?
>>2201634Oh hey cool, a key in a room with no other doors! Great job!
>>2201634>female: orgasm denial
>>2201641Just take the comfy out of our current pit and replace with explodies.
>>2201645Legit didn't think she was going to be that impatient. She still could use outside exposure, though. Like, I'm annoyed and she needs discipline, but I don't suddenly loathe her.
>>2201645She needs to get out of the house more! duh! can't stay inside playing her marios and watching her gokus all day!
>>2201650More like:>puzzel orgasm denial>>2201645We wanted to have a mother daugther moment to coop with a teensy edge of darkness! This was obviously a mistake!!
>>2201645We should have brought Metal Slime. At least he'd contribute to the party.
>>2201652She wasn't impatient, she was startled by the beep when we completed it.
make sure you say something about how that beep was startling.
>>2201657What's this? is Dark Slime afraid of things that go bump in the night?
>>2201634>The walls drop, revealing a massive room riddled with giant glass protrusions. The dungeon master floats down from above."You were... So close to finishing that puzzle." She says, "I am the Glass Spinner and I see what you were trying to do... You pose as a weak group of heroes but you are vastly intelligent and powerful.My pyramid puzzle... You were just trying to show you COULD solve it at anytime, huh?I was going easy on you, but no more.You won't be able to skip -this- puzzle!">She levitates chunks of glass bigger than her into the air.
>>2201684Rosalyn, protect us~!
>>2201684Alright, this time, IMPOSE SOME RULESAlso save and say hi! You have a nice dungeon!
>>2201684we buleballed her harder than I ever imaged
>>2201684explosions fix everything!nice outfit~
>>2201684Oh boy, a puzzle! What's the goal?
>>2201684Curi, you may want to apologize and try to explain that it was indeed difficult.Rosalyn, if you could please protect the queen while she tries to convince her.
>>2201684Suggest that her outfit is the puzzle and you want to solve it.
>>2201684Dark Slime, say you're sorry.No, seriously.
>>2201684Clearly the answer is to tickle her into submission
>>2201684"No she just got startled by the noise! And Merry christmas!"
>>2201700Yes we honestly should.
>>2201684What?We're not Heroes. Doesnt the dungeon thing pick up monsters?
>>2201704Okay, dude? She didn't get startled. She got fed up right at the end and wasn't paying attention. You like her, I do too, but let's be sincere about the situation.
>>2201684Curi, Summon Time Slime and Metal Slime. Time Stop the glass shards, then have Metal Slime steal her g-string.
>>2201684Dark Slime! That was so rude! Say sorry young lady! Say you're sorry right now!
>>2201684She was wearing that while watching us solve her puzzels? Kinky.
>>2201700Agreed, apologize young lady!
>>2201693survive and make spinner ahegao from completing the puzzle boss without dying or brute forcing. >>2201684ROSALYN, RULES OF THE REALM! >+PUZZLES>-VIOLENCE OF ANY KIND.Also. "Merry Christmas Glass Spinner. Dark Slime is an impatient child."
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>2201684Curi, you're a slime. She's a cute girl.Do lewd things to subdue her.Its the least you can do, since y'know, you kinda denied her getting off to you solving her puzzle.
>>2201718It looked like she was wearing a T-shirt and just changed clothes for the fight. She certainly didn't have the cape on before.She rocks both looks, honestly.
>>2201718Naw, she had a t-shirt on but switched into her business clothes.
>>2201684"Glass, we're just mobs from another dungeon."
>>2201684New Goal: Find way to skip puzzle
>>2201684OH HEY, IT'S THE GLASS CROWN. >WAVE TELEPATHICALLY TO GLASS CROWN.HOW'S IT GOING? WHERE DID YOU LAND SUCH A PUZZLE FETISHIST?
"Merry Christmas Glass Spinner.""Huh? Oh. Thank you.""Sorry for breaking your puzzle. My child here is a bit impatient. I wanted to take her out for the holidays. It was a really clever puzzle, though! It took me a bit to figure it out.""R-really? I mean,of course. It is my greatest invention.""All the puzzles in this dungeon are very well put together. Dark Slime, apologize for breaking her nice puzzle.""(.......)""Dark slime...""(.... Sorry.)""She said sorry.""Hmph... Apology accepted..." Glass Spinner looks away. "This fight... This fight is also a puzzle. Can't just attack me all out. I look forward to seeing you try to figure it out."1/2
>>2201747Got it! Let's rock and roll.
>>2201747She's so tsundere!
>>2201747go suu mode and molest her into submission.
>>2201747I...is the answer hugs?
I suppose that's true but I had no idea it applied even to our two-rune monsters.>>2201747Curi, use your magma slime abilities to melt the sharp bits off the glass she's throwing around! Safety first. Rosalyn, slice your way through objects you can't dodge, but be prepared to switch to s slime backup if that glass weapon is just the regular kind of glass and not the magically-somehow-strong-but-frail kind.Without seeing how her attacks work, maybe the objective is to open a doorway via collateral damage. Swing for the fences!>>2201726Honestly, that shtick is so dumb. Besides, it should only work on our home turf.
When we're all done here we should invite her over for cocoa. Her staff too, if the holiday magic allows it.
>>2201747oh my. This will be interesting to see. We can actively tease Spinner by screwing with the dungeon puzzle progress since she gets off on puzzle solving. We may need to have one of our party use the Glass Heart. Have Dark Slime Equip the Glass heart.
>>2201760Oh yeah. Puzzle bosses with a mirror focus usually require some sort of reflection or otherwise making her attack herself. Or maybe attacking her reflections or something in order to damage her.
>>2201747Oh boy, Curi it's time for a pseudopods-on lesson, show the kids how to polish a mirror.
>The fight begins. Glass Spinner starts off strong, immediately throwing slabs of glass at the group.>Rosalyn tries to cut as many as she can to stop them from reaching her queen. Her glass blade seems to cut through the projectiles like butter, making them drop to the ground, as though the spell keeping them up was also cut.>Dark Slime sneaks in, using her own darkness to keep her hidden.>Glass Spinner stays high in the air, directing the slabs of glass around. She strikes at Curi from all sides. The five rune slime isn't able to dodge all of them, and some pierce her mass.>None, however, manage to him one of her three cores, ultimately making the attacks meaningless.>Dark Slime leaps up and summons a blade. She tries to slam the hardened slime into Glass Spinner but her blade simply bounces off."Hmph. I'm immune to that sort of attack, little one."
>>2201782throw teh glass that dropped to the ground at her
>>2201782Immune to magical or physical attacks? Oh man, what do we do?I say we make a mass explodey attack!
>>2201782>>2201782She's weak to her own weaponry.Use a slime concoction to create a glue goop whip, coat it with stolen glass blades and try to smack her with her own glass.
>>2201782Try stabby attacks instead of slashing ones, Dark Slime.
>>2201782Try shooting lasers at the glass, see if you can cause a chain reaction to hit Glass Spinner from multiple directions at once.
>>2201782only glass weaponry works, as seen by the glass sword cutting through like butter
>>2201782Make a dark field around her so she can't see where she's attacking
>>2201782So what's the boss theme song for Glass spinner? I can't help but imagine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78r6r_BVlhY&t=162s as her theme. BATTLE TACTICS: Glass can only defeat Glass. Have one of the slimes Equip the Glass heart. Become a Glass slime. >>2201790you're an idiot for brute forcing. Use your fucking head.
>>2201782start bouncing her own glass back at her. Or trick her into hitting herself.Alternatively get Curi on top of her and start wiggling under her costume.
>>2201790I don't think that'll do anything. As I figured, brute force probably won't amount to beans here.>Her glass blade seems to cut through the projectiles like butter, making them drop to the ground, as though the spell keeping them up was also cut.I think >>2201793>>2201796 have the right of it. Only Glass can beat glass!
Pausing here for the night. Feel free to keep suggesting, however. The thread will conclude tomorrow. Thanks for reading, everyone!
>>2201798You're rude as hell. Mind your own business
>>2201782Looks like you have to use her own glass on her. I suspect Rosalyn's sword will work too.
>>2201805It's been fun!
>>2201805Needs more Metal Slime.
One of the cutestand comfiest quests ever. Great job Larro.
>>2201765>EquipIt's consumable, not equippable.
>>2201782The solution to the puzzle is her belly button. Why else would she wear an outfit like that?It's simple deduction.
>>2201782So, the glass pieces are vulnerable to glass weapons, and destroying them undoes their levitation magic.Look for a hidden glass shard that she's not using to attack; she might be using it to power her own levitation or protection magic.
>>2201782So, Rosalyn's sword can cut through those projectiles perfectly fine as well as cancel the magic on them. I imagine a normal attack wouldn't fair nearly as well. The key here is that a weapon made of glass can pierce Glass Spinner's projectiles and cancel her magic.I imagine part of the "puzzle" monster at the beginning is that you could defend yourself with your weapon and turn it into glass for this occasion (hence the rumors that people farm glass weapons at this dungeon). The one use item to turn any object into glass is also a tell.Anyway, if the goal is to beat her with her own glass, then you are in luck, Curi. You are literally surrounded by throwable chunks. Bonus points if you gather them up, build a barrel out of ice, and then use explodey slime to fire them at her like buckshot.
>>2201805>>2201782I thought of a present/presents for Glass Spinner. And you can make them with your own magic, Curi.
>>2202113Yes! We need to pierce Glass Spinners Glass Sphincter with a Glass Spear!
>>2201782>>2202113>>2201804Perhaps not "brute force" in the regular way, but brute force applied smartly!I gladly support the explodey cannon firing glass shards!
>>2202113So, we need a Prince Rupert's Drop slime?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Rupert%27s_Drop
Is the Slime Matron's Dungeon older or younger than ours?
>>2202355Older, that old hag has been in the slime business for a long time.It's about time that she got some serious competition. I mean have you heard about what they had been saying about slimes before Slimecrown showed people how to do a real slime dungeon?
>>2202355Actually I think she’s younger, meant to be a sort of copycat or scam version of our own.This is why we needed to trademark our dungeon.
>>2201782>"Hmph. I'm immune to that sort of attack, little one."Since this is a puzzle boss, we must figure out her weakness via pattern recognition and using our noggins. She is clearly immune to physical attacks. Glass items are effective against her glass constructs. This whole dungeon is themed around mirrors and reflecting things and puzzles. When her dungeon and puzzles were complimented, Glass Spinner was clearly taken aback and not displeased to hear it.Given the glass/mirror motif, her immunity to direct attacks, and her reaction to praise, this boss fight is clearly about vanity and honest feedback. Thus, to beat GS, we must honestly compliment her about her own features and the dungeon.Perhaps we can start out by complimenting her costume and her hourglass figure. She clearly works hard to maintain her figure and she looks good rocking an outfit like that, which not just anyone can do! Plus, her little spade-tail is very cute, and her horns frame her face very well.
>>2202725Pretty sure we accidentally cribbed her motif, not the other way around.
>>2202805This is true. We accidentally took her theme of a slime dungeon.
>>2202805Yup.>>2201782Prove that Slimes are the most powerful monster, Curi! >I already show her my love ALL the time. She even told me to dial back the love a bit. I forget that humans need to 'breathe' sometimes.>It's so funny that they have to inhale!Smother her!
>>2201805come up with a puzzle of our own! become a puzzle boss!
>>2202805>>2202894Personally, I think we could make it work. Extend an olive branch, see if there's any way we can't work together. Maybe make special quests where you can get take a quest item from one dungeon for a quest in the other, and get rewards that way. Win-win!
>>2203145Here's the thing: Slime Matron is a slime herself. We're... kind of making a business out of her cultural heritage. So, y'know, I'm not so sure making a business proposition like that wouldn't actually make things worse.
>>2202113Rosalyn's sword got turned into glass, which is why it works
>>2203322Does Glass Spinner have any fidget spinners?
>>2203322lets go bois
>>2203322how sensitive is that tail?
>>2203422Please don't molest our potential business partners.
>>2203322Girl is so pale. She needs to get out more.
>>2203434But, what if that is her fetish?
>>2203464she's already revealed her fetish: puzzle solving.
I need to keep that glass heart item for Mary. We'll have to make due with what we've got."Dark Slime!">Dark Slime nods and uses her magic to obscure the woman's face. She grimaces and uses raw might to try and dispell the darkness.>Dark Slime can feel an incredible pressure pushing against the darkness but she gives it her all to keep it in place."(You can't defeat darkness! It claims all!)" She said, gritting her non-existent teeth as she struggles to keep the dark orb around her."Impressive." Glass Spinner says as she raises her hands. "I didn't think a simple slime could keep up something like this against me. But, if you think I need to see to win...">With a gesture, glass spikes erupt from the field and surround the group. Glass Spinner lifts a massive chunk of glass above them, easily big enough to crush them all."Prince Rupert's Revenge!">She drops the chunk of glass onto the group.>Rosalyn grips her sword."You will not hurt the queen! Law, set!">Before the slab can make contact, she slices it clean in half. Her cleave is powered by her own law, one that she quickly nullifies after her attack to prevent the Glass Spinner from benefiting from it.1/2
>>2203500.... Rupert’s Drops are incredibly strong at the base. They are one of the first forms of tempered glass, able to take bullets at the bottom structure.. She just cut through that shit.
>>2203500Curi, you run the dance competition, show her what for.
>>2203521I mean, she had magic on her side, and given that her sword was nullifying the attacks before, she had double magic.
>>2203521...and? She's cut through steel before. Her sword is now made of glass, too, and normal glass wouldn't survive the first hit.
>>2203532New law.>everybody dance now
>>2203533I know, right? I guess it could be limited by how often or how many times a day she can do that, but being able to buff your actions or penalize your opponent's actions while they're happening is pretty insane.
>>2203536The drops that can take bullets are the size of strawberries. This current drop is easily 100 times it’s size, at least.
>>2203536What if it's glass weapons that have an added effect this battle? The brittle become strong and the durable become brittle? It sounds cliche enough for a dungeon keeper battle.
>>2203541>FORBIDDEN: Getting off the ride>Recommended: Shifty
>>2203545She only -can- do it once per day. We've been saving it for this battle.Or, once per encounter if she's in the dungeon.Now, while she's being awesome...>Curi constructs a canon from magma and explodey slimes. Dark Slime has carved one of the glass shards that has lost its magic into pieces, using one of the larger chunks to load the cannon."Ready... Fire!">The explodeys explode and send the sharpened chunk flying."Oh, crap."2/3
>>2203571My god...a giant slime cannon!
>>2203571OOOOOOH THE LITERAL GLASS CANNON
>>2203571>When the dust from the explosion settles, Glass Spinner is laying on the ground, her health near depletion."You managed to figure it out... You've won, adventurers..I am at your mercy."
>>2203638Now is the time... to give her a Christmas gift.
>>2203638GIVE HER A SANTA HAT!
>>2203605>>2203638touch her butt and give her a rubix cube
>>2203638Touch the tail. Also give her a christmas gift.
>>2203638Curi, now quick while she's down.Invite her to Christmas at our Dungeon.
>>2203638Careful! Slime hug. This was fun. Since she declared us a winner have Ashley heal her and talk shop and Runes.
>>2203638Invite her to a christmas party at our place!
>>2203638Time for heals and hugs.
>>2203638Take her runes, all of them. After you take her underwear.
>>2203638hand her an envelope: "You are cordially invited to Slimecrown's Royal Christmas Party"Have Ashley heal Spinner's black eye. with a kiss
>>2203638Give her a Christmas gift. Maybe some warm stockings enhanced with magma slime?Also, ask her if we can collaborate with her on monsters and dungeon design.
>>2203638> Healing first and then presents> A box containing an assortment of rubix puzzles and an invitation for a free spa day at slime crownAlso, if she'd be interested, I'm sure the voices have plenty of great ideas for new puzzles she could add to her dungeon.
>>2203638DOGPILE HUGS ON HERYEAAAH
>>2203638Politely discuss puzzles and gently make suggestions about how to use runes to make them more interesting!
>>2203638Full body slime group fug hug!
>>2203638>I am at your mercyI have read enough doujinshi to know how this ends.
Sorry guys, today's gonna be a busy day for me so we're wrapping up here. Conclusion tomorrow!
>>2203745The sad whale makes another appearance, I see.
>>2203745Here's a wait warmly idea: "Please wait warmly and prepare your puzzles" picture shows a very very aroused Glass Spinner creating a new puzzle.
...I only now realize that Mary and Curi's names come together to form "Marie Curie". What is wrong with me?
>>2203638That butt is a treasure. Gift it to Mary
>>2203638Nice to see that she's enjoying herself. Let's be a gracious winner and give her a chance to sit on a Slime Throne. Curi normally does that while she's lounging around, but she doesn't usually have someone to share it with. It'll give Glass Spinner a softer place to rest than the hard glass floor, and you could discuss puzzles and strategy with her while you strap her down and tickle her with tiny slime tentacles.
>>2203969We dont have any nuclear runes now do we?
>>2203638She went easy on us, we'll go easy on her. Have Ashley dust her off with a healing spell and see what we've earned.As for her present, how about a slime throne massage?
>>2203638Congratulations on your victory, team! We ought to take a few pictures as a memento. Does the party have any way of making portraits or photographs?
Glass Spinner: "I am at your mercy."Adventurer: "Are-are you coming on to me?"
>>2204264Consider the fact that she does this to every adventurer who defeats her.
>>2204682How long has she been DMing though? Has she been defeated before?
>>2203638damn, if only we braught the prince
>>2204724Yes, her dungeon has high clear rate.
>>2204682Guess we figured out her other fetish
>>2204682>>2204724yeah but how many picked option B instead of A?(A being murder and get the treasure)
>>2204872Be reasonable.Old, used and busted by now. Your waifu is used goods.
>>2204886 If that's used goods then I'm shopping at value village.
>>2198096I don't get it dungeoneer, why did you not select to wear this outfit?It was plainly superior.
>>2203638Hey take her clothes before you defeat her. More runes for Mary.
>>2203638>I am at your mercyThis place is now a subsidiary of Slimecrown Citadel.
>>2203638Give her a hug, give her a slime treasure, and LOOT THE END CHEST.Guys, remember if you loot the end chest you get a ton of gold.Then invite her and/or her glass pets over some time, for a dungeon run or just to have fun.
>>2203638Loot the end chest for all the gold.
>>2205301That end chest is actually a trap to make people think they've won so they don't notice the hidden puzzle leading to the real one....Though we really should be getting back to our dungeon, so let's just take what we get. Christmas isn't a time to be greedy anyway.
>>2203638Let's make this a Christmas Slime tradition. Whenever people don't put up Christmas decorations into their dungeons, Slimes will break into the place and try to forcefully redecorate the place and force the owner of the abode to partake in the festivities even if they have to shoot shards of glass at you from a cannon to make it happen.
>>2204941dungeoneer likes lewding others but is allergic to lewding herself. aka she can dish it out but can't take it.
>>2205702Perhaps we should be glad that she's like that. If she were lewdness unrestricted, there's no telling what she would do if she gained an iota of management power in the dungeon.
>>2203745>>2203638>>2203647>>2203646>>2203654>>2203661>>2203662>>2203683I wholeheartedly support inviting her and her staff to Slime Crown for Christmas, the other members of the League as well (if she can help us peer pressure them into it). Nobody should have to work on Christmas.As for talking shop on puzzles, I guess in addition to a box of rubix puzzles and a spa pass, I've got a few ideas kicking around for possible room designs in her dungeon.
>>2205746> These Six Walls (Reprise): With each wall composed of a large mirror, the adventurers only get a brief look around before all but one goes dark. As they hover in the void, they then see their reflection in the remaining surface, but with a vivid difference: the scenery on the other side is completely different. It could be a forest, a temple, a series of platforms, but the key is that the players reflection can interact with the objects on the other side that the player can’t, such as switches, keys, blocks, and yes, obstacles and monsters. For added difficulty, activate more than one surface and force them to solve the puzzle under the combined restrictions or keep an eye on multiple enemies or obstacles impeding their movements.> Vertigo: An amulet or other item in this room is waiting for the adventurer, an incomprehensible maze of twisting and broken pathways ahead of them. By taking hold and activating the item, they suddenly find that gravity is no longer following where they are relative to the ground, but relative to glimmering pathway surfaces that run across the fragmented landscape, straight up walls, and across ceilings. To get to the other side, the heroes will have to conquer their own senses and execute a series of well-timed jumps, occasionally returning to real gravity for death-defying leaps. Extra points if they have to backtrack, flipping switches to rotate segments of the path, breaking old connections and making new ones, all to eventually ascend via a spiraling walkway that corkscrews upward, into the ceiling.> Sliding Blocks: An old one, but a classic, create a glass square with a raised lip or surrounded with an abyss and create three clearly missing indents in the floor. A single block lies on the stage at first which the adventurers can send flying in a straight line with a gentle tap to any one side. Only by navigating the block using the raised barriers can they steer it to its final resting place, summoning two more blocks they must use in conjunction so that they fill the remaining space. Complete the floor and a glass staircase appears.
>>2205753> Lights Out: A void of darkness lies before the heroes, a small glowing platform beneath their feet. An experimental sweep of their foot off the platform reveals a pit waiting for the careless, but in the distance is another platform that clearly marks the exit. As they approach the edge of the platform, a beacon like a lighthouse flares to life and casts a rotating spotlight into the dark, illuminating (if only for a brief moment) a stretch of hidden steps all poised in space. However, the observant will note something more sinister, twisting shadows appearing only to vanish when the spotlight passes. > Essentially, the game is to memorize the platform configuration and then quickly sprint to a safe location before the light falls on you. The shadow monsters don’t materialize in pure dark. For extra cruelty, the spotlight may stop on any hero it spots traversing the void, summoning shadows to them if they aren’t careful to memorize the location of and duck behind cover.> Four Seasons: Entering a room like a castle courtyard, the adventurers find the presumed exit to be a shear wall with an iron gate placed in it. Elsewhere in the room are trees and powerful looking vines. The trick here is that a series of pedestals in the room can be used to change the season, causing plants to grow, wither, seeds to drop, and through careful manipulation, they can plant a seed that will sprout into vines that wrench open the exit for them. For brute force adventurers, have a pair of golems ready to smack the crap out of them if they try to just melt the gate.
>>2205756> Mirror-Mirror: A circular room has rectangular mirrors hovering over every surface. When the group reaches the center, an enemy appears in the one of them and hefts a spear/arrow, attempting to conceal its presence before hurling the weapon out of the mirror’s surface and at the group. The projectile is swift and deadly, with an uncanny knack for ending its trajectory by plunging into another mirror’s surface. The party will soon realize that this enemy in the mirror world cannot be attacked by normal means, as no attacks can affect the mirrors themselves. The only way they can defeat the creature is to stop its own projectiles and throw them right back, a task that becomes more difficult as the enemy continues phasing between mirrors, creating illusory clones, and adding more and more weapons to the mix.> Eye-to-Eye: On the far side of the room, there is a locked door with what appears to be a closed eye in a glass diamond above it. A quick inspection of the room will reveal various other oddities, including blocks of ice and mirrors on stands. The real fun starts when they approach the door, and the eye opens, a hum filling the room and a light filling its depths as it takes aim at the group, who should quickly get into cover if they don’t want to be melted under a rain of laser fire. The key to this room is to bait the eye’s gaze to the mirrors, rebounding its energy at the blocks of ice and freeing the additional mirrors you need to reposition so that you can eventually return the laser directly into the eye it originated from. This freezes the eye in an open position and opens the gate.
I just found this and started reading archives. QM puts so many spoiler images and starting thread 4 so many of them are 404 and I can't see shit >:(
>>2206016Yep, that's annoying. Stop using spoilers, Larry!
>>2206016Ever ones that aren't spoilered are gone. Only a handful survived.
>>2205746>>2205753>>2205756>>2205807so these are for Glass Spinner's dungeon? For a second I thought this was for our dungeon. now that you mention it... I have a couple of slime-based puzzle room ideas that we could implement for Slimecrown. But it'll need tweaking to fit within the lore. >tinted-view: A circular room within the slime-wizard's tower with visible skylight beams pouring through the tower windows on color filters with missing lens and a focal scrying pedestal where the scrying orb is missing. There are 4 glass slimes in the room. 3 of them are color tinted (Red, Green, Blue color tint) with the 4th one being completely invisible. Adventurers must filter out all of the light using the color tinted glass slimes in order to expose the fourth invisible glass slime. They then need to somehow swap out the tinted glass slimes with the (clear) glass slime in order to expose the key without accidentally killing the glass slimes (they're "fragile" prince rupert drops).
I kinda want a really easy floor switch puzzle in a large room, but they're spread out and the room is filled with baby slimes that have a tendency to flip the switches and ruin the players' progress, but if you do anything bad to the babies Ruth will pop out and play brainball
>>2206032Maybe we should start using archive.is?
>>2206092 have every single tile on the floor be a switch. the goal being to flip every single switch from X to O. make sure that any and all attacks count as the trigger to flipping the switch.
>>2206016It wasn't the spoliering that broke the images. 4chan changed how it hosted its images, and it took Lord Licorice a while to notice and fix it. I dunno if any of the other archiving sites fared any better.
>>2206016Wait, really? Man, they dropped the ball on that. I usually read the old threads in warosu, though, and they're all fine IIRC. Also, the spoilered images show up with only slight obscuring.
>>2205706That's why we need to summon an avatar of Lady Sluttony to run the resort.
>>2205753>VertigoSwitches should, when flipped in order, open a glass portal blocking the staircase. This limits but doesn't outright deny flight/levitation/antigrav shenanigans. Raid Mode: put a timer on the switches and gravity fields. Don't solve it fast enough: fall and start again from zero.>Sliding blocksRaid Mode: Blocks are fragile, friction changes based on color variations on the floor. Possible guardians patroling the 'maze'>>2205807>Mirror MirrorRaid Mode: Some of the reflection's 'attacks' will actually heal it, be careful what you choose to reflect!>Eye-to-EyeMaybe include some other attacks than just lasers? Medusa's petrify is the goto, but that might be too obvious.
>>2206122It doesn't work well for image quests. There's a reason most image quests went to tgchan.
>>2206220Is it because most drawfag QMs are furry hacks?
>>2206150I know, I know. It's just that while I can still see normal images (but not enlarge them) I can't do so with spoiler onesBut not all of the images, some work fine. I'm into part 6 now and all of the images seem fine now
>>2206381Hey now, a lot of Larro's comrades are furry hacks.
>>2206553Toxic Sisters best DM
>>2206553Waaaaaaay too lewd
>>2206553I think what's going to happen will be more along the lines of this?
>>2206569She gets all fired up from the pluzze solving then once she is defeated she becomes the prize.
>>2206621Another present for Mary. Thanks, GS.
>>2206553>>2206569Needs more Metal Slime.
Shit. I get sick, stop checking twitter, and the quest goes on without me.Oh well, at least I'm here for the conclusion. And I REALLY like Glass Spinner. She's at least as good as Psion, as far as I'm concerned.
>Curi walks over tot he Glass Spinner and picks her up.>Then, hugs her, to Glass Spinner's surprise. Ashley heals the Dungeon Masters wounds while Curi pats her head in a motherly and affectionate way."That was a fantastic dungeon~ However, we are only here for the treasure. We need it as a gift for someone.""Ah, I see... Well, as a thank you for not killing or... Here's your reward.">She hands Curi a chest filled with items.>A mini Glass Medusa, Glass Longsword, and Reflecting Mirror are the groups rewards, along with a good chunk of gold."Yay~ These will be great gifts for Mary!""Mary? ... Wait, you're her dungeon constructs!""Yep~""Geeze... Why didn't you guys tell me sooner? You're lucky I disabled lethal traps.You know, if you had just asked I would have parted with a few items.""That wouldn't have been nearly as good.We gotta work for these gifts. And you seemed to have a bit of fun running your dungeon.""... It was an interesting, if frustrating, run. You did well..""Yay~ That was our first time doing a dungeon, too~""...............""Oh, we're having a party at the dungeon right now! Big event. Would you like to come?"1/4
>>2206721I want to check out at least one other dungeon after this one.
>>2206738GLASS SPINNERPLEASE JOIN US!
"A party..." Glass Spinner thinks. "Calculator, how are our 'fun funds' looking?""We have more than enough for some cosmetics for a party!" Her Calculator says. "Would you like me to order you one.""Yes. And open my contact list. Is it okay if I bring a friend?""Of course~""Then I'll go. This is an excellent chance to speak with Mary, face to face. I have some words I'd like to share with her."2/4
>>2206738Aw, she looks so disappointed.
>>2206760Could always order a BDSM set as a present for her.
>>2206760can we ask what the medusa's puzzle was?were we supposed to reflect it's attacks with glass?
>>2206760Wow, her calculator is cute
>>2206738>"Ah, I see... Well, as a thank you for not killing or... >or...So it did happend before. Not surprised really
>>2206760Curi just let her know that Mary should if everything went to plan, still be asleep. Poor girl was burning herself out undoing the mess the last tenant made. Also she's still human and a non-adventurer and needs sleep still.
>>2206760Ask her if any of her dungeon constructs are weird like Dungeoneer.
>>2206762She wanted us to "finish" her off.
>>2206774GS calculator and Dungeoneer are to cute i want to steal then.
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>>2206796Oh, shit! Sleeping darts, now!