Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2171831/Twitter:https://twitter.com/TheHeadMasterTGChar sheet: https://pastebin.com/rV2HHCtZOther char sheets: https://pastebin.com/nzqmmqm3User Manual: http://pastebin.com/PW5wkS-"Belua?" Erret asks, bandages wrapped around one of her legs and covering half of her face since the healers apparently couldn't use their magic to fix sprains or a dislocated joint. Personally I think they didn't want to touch her to use their magic, and they're lucky my guts were nearly spilling out or I'd have given them the same treatment she got....or you know an indian burn. Crap I can't even make myself laugh from shitty jokes I'm telling myself, crap. I hang my head and sigh, my breath turning the air absolutely frigid, which just adds the finishing to touch to the generally hopeless air hanging about today."Belua?" Erret asks again, shaking and prodding my arm with worry as I close my eyes, trying to think and ponder without falling into a cursing fit or simply going silent "Belua are you okay "Belua? Lady Belua are you alright? Speak to me? You never go silent, you always have something to say so....why are you so quite. Please you're scaring me master"I open an eye and see the black tears filling her eyes, and that just crushes my heart with all the other weight I'm dealing with now. Yeah, don't need to ruin this day anymore."Yeah, just stuck on what's happened yesterday, thinking. Don't know what to say to be honest" I say looking up "Since I don't want to be disrespectful""Oh" Erret says looking back up at the graveyard we cleaned out together, as Cornbibus and Alimofa read off the last rights of the people who weren't lucky as the rest off us "....it isn't your fault, remember, the martyr is honored above kings" Yeah, still makes me feel like crap though. Even if it wasn't anyone I know, I still feel bad about the losses of the night. Even if it was no one who's name I know. Weeb crew got out with a few scars, so did black and steve. Elrond got new confidence so just fuck me, and Oda....well besides nearly becoming a pin cushion he's alright. Now none of them are friends quite yet, but I'm starting to like them ya know? since I've been using them as my rag tag militia so often lately. So one hand, its a good thing none of them died or I'd feel worse, I can just tell.It could've been worse, Cornibus told me, that mathius guy told me. Fuck even Elrond told me that. But that doesn't stop it from...I dunno, just weighing me down I guess.three players out of the fifteen or so randoms who came with us, who's names I didn't know died during the unnatural night while miss wolf tits tried to rip my head off with her teeth. And that just makes me feel guilty. And five of the red shrikes ended up dying....mostly cause I melted them before hand. Not really guilty about that one as much.cont
>>2192138"And so, with these last words. I consign these brave souls to the fields that are promised" Cornibus bellows to the sky, reading from a book larger than Erret, held up by a few townsfolk "to the realm of the guards, where they may see paradise free of sin and hate, and the curse we all share. Do not cry for them, for they go before us with words of victory on our lips, to the hollowed halls of the bloody warlord, the master of war, in the arms of the maiden crone, now walking side by side with both her faces. Do not cry, for they have died glorious"Still dead though."You have my word, their names will be added to the ledger of matyrs" Alimofa says, causally as she walks over to me, having been staring at me this entire time "And you, young Pangolynn, we need to tralk so I may see if....well you can have your name added to the wall of noble blood, have you considered my offer""oh? Noble? did you see her worthy as I do, my dear colleague?" Cornibus says proudly, almost like he's been practicing for this which seems....unlike him.Fuck, now everyone is looking at me. and they're burning incense or something! its making my eyes water and smells horrible. fuckers!"So, again. I offer you knighthood and more, blessed Belua, Kind master and selfless warrior" She says softly, making Erret smile What do I do? Accept (unlock the knight and ruler classes) decline, respectfully Decline, and praise her in an insulting way Accept but list a few demands (what?) Say I still need to think save it for when the dead aren't staring at us chr.....gods Erret? what do you think write inAlsoBelua and Erret have leveled up Level up Belua first? (two levels) Level erret? (one)
>>2192140> Erret? what do you think> save it for when the dead aren't staring at us chr.....gods> Say I still need to think> Level erret? (one)Evening and happy new year HM, and everyone else here, let's hope this one doesn't suck
>>2192140> Erret? what do you think> Accept but list a few demands (what?)I can't think of anything but demanding something sounds like what Belua would do, maybe demand something for Erret like a monthly stipend for her services > Level erret? (one)
>>2192140> Say I still need to think> save it for when the dead aren't staring at us chr.....godsay caught it live, happy new year.
>>2192140> save it for when the dead aren't staring at us chr.....gods> Level erret? (one)
>>2192177> Accept but list a few demands (what?)I'm going to add this on
>>2192138> Erret? What do you think?> Decline, and praise her in an insulting way GRIEF> Level Erret
>>2192140I have to ask is the knight a advanced class or just a basic class?
"Well I" I say with a smile, scratching my ears with my black, nearly claw like nails as my tail curls around my legs "hmm, Well""I do need an answer soon, you realize" Alimofa says calmly, not letting me see her expression behind her mask"Erret? What do you think?" I ask, looking over to her as her smiles fades as it always does, her brow furrowing in though as she leans against her rusted scythe as everything goes silent and I can tell some of the more zealous cunts in the crowd don't like that I'm asking a tainted for advice. But I can hear the players who fought with me laughing or in the case of weeb force making that horrible daaw noise they do."Well, my master" She says leaning towards me, hanging on the haft of her scythe, her braids hanging over her face as her scarf moves with every word she speaks....but I can tell she's smiling from her eyes "My kind and most noble master. I think you deserve it! it is an honor to have you blood be sanctified, and have your name be given noble ring. You've certainly always worked and served assiduously. So I think you've earned it, Lady Belua! though you are already most noble to my eyes, I feel being a knight would suit you well""So?" Alimofa asks again as I shrug "I am quite busy, and would like an answer before duty calls me away" ."Save it for when the dead aren't staring at us, chr" I say bluntly "gods""She is right, maybe hold off until the service is over" Cornibus says as the librarian's knight just sighs"It would be respectful" Oda chimes in"Yeah, don't be such a" Mathius says before Alimofa cuts him off"you have not earned the respect to talk back to me" she says angrily-Well? 3 attribute points to spendand Level up reaver level up a new class (She has access to maid) >>2192249Advance, same as ruler
>>2192257>http://pastebin.com/PW5wkSAlso for some reason the user manual pastebin doesn't work for me
>>21922571 each Magic, Will, learning1 level of Maid
>>2192277Magic can't be increased that way
>>2192278Oops1 speed then
>>2192257>1 Dex>2 Mag>Level up MaidIt might have some good utility powers. Also maids
>>2192285Sorry. if we can't level magic than>2 will
>>2192268https://pastebin.com/PW5wkSv7cut off the seven somehowand v
>>21922571 will 1 learning and 1 dex1 level of maid
>>2192257>  2 Learn, 1 Defense>  Level Reaver
>>2192298Wait, I misunderstood that. Do you mean defense can't level up at all? OR that we have to choose to level it up manually? If we can't level it up at all, I'll pick um.. Dex I guess as the next closest thing. Sorry HM. I think I made the magic mistake last time we leveled too.
>>2192307You can level it if you have a form of natural armoralso certain classes raise it as well
>>2192310k, so that means we can level our defense, because of our body stuff, but Erret, probably not huh. Then my vote changes to 2 learn 1 dex, level reaver.
Alright1 will: 22 will: 11 learning:22 learning: 11 dex: 3alsoMaid/Butler. 230hp, +3 learning +2 will +1dex, 1 offensive skill 1 defensive skill, great at cleaning. Maid Special ability 1: The walls have ears *When in an allied base the character may give herself and others the ability to lock onto the location of enemies, either by making the walls transparent or creating blips onto their allie's mini maps*Maid Special Ability 2: Strong Medicine *A mysterious elixir of unknown composition. Boosts health levels of surrounding allies up to 20% above the maximum at the cost of hit accuracy*Maid Special ability 3: Big Bag *Can carry an unlimited amount of support gear*Unlocks a maid specialty every levelis this alright? Yes? No choose a different classif yes I'll continue the vote for the skills and maid specialty she gains the next update
>>2192337> Yes?Holy crap this is one of the best non-healing support classes I've ever seen
"May the songs of our praise and prayers reach thou who now art in heaven" Cornibus says closing the book with a flick off his wrist "Now let us proceed to the traditional ritual to honor the dead, all who fought beside them please step forward and partake off the holy spirits.....Belua? May I give you the honor, as you were the commander?"It feels like he's trying to make me feel bad, but I know he isn't, this is just how Toladar works. The dead are honored, especially if they died protecting others as Martyrs, I mean its the same way as it was back in my world. But the difference here is how they choose to celebrate them. Then again I guess this is just like pouring one out for your homies who ain't here no more. Yeah, this isn't too bad. Still makes me feel guilty with how he said it.I nod, not wanting to look disrespectful, and because I could really lose a drink after all I've been through in the last day or two. Not to drown my sorrows, just to unwind and celebrate being alive I guess.Walking forward I smile as I kneel by the small stone altar set in the middle of the graveyard. I grab the small glass cup of steaming liqour and lift it to my lips.taking a sip, I start to stand back up. But then an idea comes to meWhat do I do? say a few words to them Remember the proper way to send them off 1d20+learning give a speech to try and make the air a little less glum pour the spirits on the altar Wait for the service to end, and finally check out my knew house Hey Alimofa, I think I have your answer Hug Erret Make a scene, and ask the others what they think I should do write inNOWErret's hp: 570+ 280 = 850MP: 750+ 50 = 800Offensive skills Armor Break *attempt to break an enemy's armor, uses str+ weapon*  Flurry of strikes *swing wildly, hitting the target multiple times *a maximum of five, using a different roll for each strike*  Feint *Attempt to distract the opponent with a false strike, uses Dex+speed*  Gutstab *Stab the enemy in the gut, Making them bleed, and slightly debuffing their dexterity*  Kick up dirt *Attempt to blind the enemy by kicking dirt in their eyes*  Disarm *Attempt to disarm your opponent*  Dual wielding *You can dual wield*  Cheap shot *Take a cheap shot, stunning your opponent*  Retreating stab *Attack as you leap back, the range of the leap is determined by your dexterity level*  Reckless charge *Charge forward at the target recklessly, attempting to knock them off their feet or Impale them, uses Str+ Speed*thenwe'll do the defensive and specialties
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>2192381> Remember the proper way to send them off 1d20+learning
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>2192381> Remember the proper way to send them off 1d20+learning> Hug Erret> Retreating stab *Attack as you leap back, the range of the leap is determined by your dexterity level*
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>2192381> Remember the proper way to send them off 1d20+learning> pour the spirits on the altar> Retreating stab *Attack as you leap back, the range of the leap is determined by your dexterity level*
>>2192381> Hey Alimofa, I think I have your answer> Disarm (Useful, and a better story skill.)
>>2192390and the offensive skill?
>>2192419Oh right I guess> Retreating stab *Attack as you leap back, the range of the leap is determined by your dexterity levelworks
I should do this a little more proper shouldn't I? But I don't have any flowers or anything to leave here, not to mention that praying after I stood up will make me look a bit like a spaz. And I can't have that can I? But how do I send these fellahs off without looking like an idiot? how do you do this properly? Wracking my brain, I swirl my drink around my hand as I try to figure out what I have to do to show my respect to them and everyone else here. I frown, and reach for my sword. Not really meaning to, its just instinctive. And that's when I remember it. The proper way to show respect to poor bastards who died in battle. You have to leave a small mark on any monument left in their name. Like this alter. Quickly drawing my blade across the surface, I leave a gouge in it just above the names, carving BP into before I pull it away and take another sip of the shot, dripping some of it over the letter as I turn back around and begin to walk to Erret Elrond goes next, and so on as I stand silently by Erret, cornibus, and Alifmofa. I guess some of them realized what I was doing and start to scratch their initials above the names marked on the alter, even dripping a little of the spirits over it as everyone else watches.-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddo7BO6CaOU-Some of the townsfolk and red shrikes start to play a song to send these fellows off. I keep watching intently, until green bean gets up and starts to weeb all over the place with a dramatic speech."Hmm, our part is done" Cornibus says, tapping his staff and vanishing in a puff of silver and gold smoke"yes, it is. Funeral are always tiring and you still have your new abode to investigate with me" Alimofa says, leaning towards me as I head down the hill leading out of the graveyard as Erret quickly sneaks off to try and carve her initials above the plaque."And you're going to ask me if I have my answer for you yet?" I ask as I hear cheering behind me, as some of the villagers who fought with me and their kids wave me goodbye. We stop at the crest of the hill"Always word your sentences wisely, young acolyte, for we are no longer in the eyes of the dead' She says, with a smug air in her voice "if you need more time, I can understand"What do I do? Tell her I need more time say after we see my manor Well I need to buy a new shield and such before I canInvite someone to come with us to my manor (who? besides erret) ask her why she thinks someone like me can be a knight? Accept decline, and say maybe later may I make a few demands god get of my ass! write in
Now for erretchoose 1 Hunker down *raise your shield and plant your feet in the grand, gaining Defense at the cost of movement*  HEY LOOK AT ME *Call the attention of the target to you, making them focus their attacks on you*  Weapon block *able to block with your weapon at the risk of it breaking*  Shield bash *Slam your shield into the target in response to an attack*  Catch Attack *Attempt to catch an incoming attack*  Block arrows *Raise your shield to attempt to stop oncoming arrows or other ranged attacks*  Fortress *Wield two shields, at the cost of being able to hold a weapon*  OUT OF THE WAY *Take an attack meant for an ally*  Trampoline *Launch an ally off your shield*  Tumbling dodge *leap out of the way of an oncoming attack*AlsoChoose 2 specialties (you may also take a focus for each) first aid cleaning cooking grooming Winemaking bakingGardeningOrganizing Serving Manners Ballet write inthen we level belua
>>2192500> Well I need to buy a new shield and such before I can> ask her why she thinks someone like me can be a knight?>Accept
>>2192513> Tumbling dodge *leap out of the way of an oncoming attack* cleaning cooking
>>2192500> ask her why she thinks someone like me can be a knight?> may I make a few demands>I want you to personally thank Errat for her part int he battle, without her I and several dozen others would be dead, and that endless night shit wouldn't have been stopped. So I want you to thank her, as respectfully as if you were talking to the Crone Herself. If you can do that, than I accept> AcceptThe last part is only if she thanks Errat of course
>>2192500> ask her why she thinks someone like me can be a knight?> Accept> Well I need to buy a new shield and such before I can
>>2192513> Tumbling dodge *leap out of the way of an oncoming attack*> cleaning> Serving
>>2192513> cleaning> cooking> Tumbling dodge *leap out of the way of an oncoming attack*
>>2192500>Accept. Everyone trusts a knight, think of the things I could get away with! I'll roll with it until they realize I'm unfit, and demote me. >HEY LOOK AT ME* skill>Winemaking >First aid
Alright give me a second need to rewrite that due to firefox being a shit
"And why would someone like me be a knight?" I ask stepping closer to her "or should I say, why should I be a knight, or why do I deserve it?"She reaches for her mask, and pulls it down just enough to show me her tired, dull eyes, just filled with the signs of stress and overwork. But when I see them I step back, feeling like she's looking through me...or into me. It has to be because of the color of her eyes, a bright unnatural blue like candy or a bad energy drink, right?"I mean, even at the best of times, I'm not very polite and respectful" I say shrugging with a smirk "and sure I've saved a few people but am I really the kind of person to go around touting nobility? I mean be honest here, I am not the model of a knight am I?""You have a point, but you are young and despite being rebellious and flippant you can show respect, manners and politeness" She says still staring right through me "When you can be bothered to at least. Yes you aren't anything close to the romanticized form of knight, but you'll do well enough. But why I believe you can be one? and will do well as one? Simple, several factors. first you were raised by one of foremost minds in both arcane and divine matters, you've been visited by the gods, giving you credence. So you're already unusual and with your cryomancy and creativity I'd say you're a force to be reckoned with in the making. Besides that you risked your own life to save others, and in doing so proved yourself to be a leader of men, and somewhat a tactician. If we hone those traits, you'll become a very good knight indeed. And of course""Master?!" Erret yells from the hill "Master wait for me! Wait!""Your mind is unclouded by prejudices, despite losing your parents to the tainted, you still treat another like something akin to a daughter" She says "And though you just love toying with others and causing trouble, when the time calls for it, you can show kindness and mercy, even if it takes a lot to do so. the crone saw something in you, and so do I. And your deeds, impressive for most men, so do you accept my logic?"I look back to make sure Erret doesn't trip over herself and look back to Alimofa with a grin"Sure, just let me buy a new shield before we go about checking my new house yet" I say as she draws her sapphire sword "Just don't complain when they realize I'm not fit to be one and demote me when I have my fun"Oh this is going to be so exploitable, people trust knights. this is going to be fun"Well, by the rights given to me by the gods, in their eyes I name you ser Pangolynn and add your name to list of noble and respected titles" She says, tapping my shoulders with her blade as I kneel down, as Erret trots up behind us, panting from running all the way down here while holding her skirt up "you will enjoy all blessing given to such families and a fief of land....Carolton, to rule as you see fit, I'd recommend displacing the mayor as he is most....unqualified for the position"cont
>>2192655Erret gasps, sounding so happy I've decided to better my life by moving up the social ladder so to speak"And in accepting this duty, this burden of faith and temptation of pride, greed, and gluttony" Alimofa says, pulling her mask up to cover her face again "You are expected to protect the land and its people, the worship of the seven great and wise lords, and all things good and wholesome in toladar, and to strike down threats to its intergrity in lands both in and outside its borders. you accept then? knowing you can be called at any time to throw your life down""Fuck yeah" I say, covering my mouth as a horrible silence falls, oh crap did I just say that? shit. the next moments are the tensest I've ever felt besides walking up to fight that werewolf bitch"You fought a bringer of the night" She says with a sigh "I'll accept such a crude reply.....and Erret, I must give you my thanks and respects. most would've given into the hate and spite others throw your way. Always remember your great mistake, and what it could've wrought. Live well both of you, when you're done....shopping I'll be waiting for you"Erret smiles, looking like that was one hell of a compliment even though it sounded like an insult to me-knight and ruler advance classes unlockedBelua has leveled up! level up war magus Level up Cyromancer or level up a new class
>>2192670> or level up a new class
>>2192670>Cyro, if we're doing balanced
>>2192670> Level up Cyromancerfull ice machine
>>2192670> or level up a new classKnight, though I wouldn't mind a peak at Joan- I mean Ruler if it's not too much trouble. And I have a feeling I'm going to like Alimofa less and less as time goes on
also remember you have 2 levels to choose right now
>>2192670We got two levels right 1 CryomancerAnd 1 ruler
>>2192695in that case add 1 in cryo and 1 in new class
>>2192695I'm going to say we go with ruler since it has some nice stat bonuses and cryomancer
>>2192700whoops, into ruler
>>2192695Add one for Cryomancer as well as Knight then
also 6 attributes to assignand before you choose the new classJust to be sure everyone's seen themRuler 150 hp,+4 willpower +2 learning. Runs a city/cities/ town/towns or something similar. Unlocked by taking control of a place.Ruler Special ability 1: Taxes *Every month or so, you collect taxes from those living in your land, the ammount increasing by how many people live in your place or how rich they are*Ruler Special ability 2: Bodyguard *you get a body guard, fully customizable in every way...where'd it come from anyways?*Ruler special ability 3: Management *You can put money into upgrading you place/land, army, living standards, and palace*Every level, you can either get another body guard, a special regiment for your army, or a special building/construction for your landAnd knightKnight: 260 hp: +2 defense, +2 will, +2 str. A knight of a kingdom, owns some land and is bound by honor. Unlocked by being knightedKnight Special ability 1: Knightly *Bonus damage to dragons and giants, can fight while on a mount with no penalty to rolls, and scare off lesser monsters*Knight special ability 2: Landed *you're given a fief of land, which produces materials for crafting*Knight special abilty 3: Martyr *You gain a bonus to defense while fighting to protect others, the bonus icreasing as you near death*Gets more reknown and land as they level, as well as lower knights and servantsalso since you took cryomancer again, your ice resistance and damage has increased
>>2192695Right, Knight of course
>>2192721Ok then so I'm changing to my vote to Knight and1 dex 1 speed 1 strength 1 learning and 2 will
>>2192721Still going with Knight, I like it's bonuses and stats way more2 defense2 willpower2 learning, if we can level this one up, I'll go with the flow of votes if we can't
>>2192735I'll second this, it sounds about right to me. 2 is our limit for points we can put in something right? Because if not, since we already have a good base now, we could min-max a little bit and choose like 4 in something just to break a stat.
>>2192721Still want a level of Ruler at somepoint But I will go with everyone else and go with Knight for now
>>2192754You could pump all six into one stat
>>2192754True, but I'd personally spread out just a bit more before we start specializing. In one or two more levels we should probably pick a path and stick with it if my RPG instincts are correct
>>2192758Oh right 1 str1dex2 will2 learning
>>2192770Learning would probably be smart, if we did >>2192759. Since we already have a good base, it might cause us to well, learn faster. But yah, I'll stick with seconding the 2/2/2. I think it was a good choice.
alright soBelua hp: 1230mp: 8102 defense: 22 willpower: 32Learning: 31 str: 21 dex: 2so 2 def or 1 str 1 dexALSO choose1 offensive skillor 1 defensive skill (remember you can make your own)
>>2192790> or 1 str 1 dex
>>2192790Oh, and your reputation has increased by being knighted
>>2192790> or 1 str 1 dex>1 defensive skill
>>2192790>1 defensive skill (remember you can make your own)Frozen Wall, Any opponent striking us gains the chilled effect giving them a defense and mobility down.
>>2192790> or 1 str 1 dex>1 offensive skill
>>2192790>2 def>Offensive-Defensive: Have At You.* Gain +2 Strength temporarily for a counter strike.
>>2192836Actually change that to defensive, I have an idea>Spear Wall: Summon a wall of ice that extends frozen spears at any who attack or attempt to climb it. It can be detonated by the summoner to impale all enemies in range
"Congratulations Belua, you've certainly earned it at least in my eyes" Erret says happily as Alimofa begins to fade into an snow drift, tilting her head curiously "its always nice seeing people getting properly rewarded for their work no? Should we celebrate master? I could make a treat and I'm sure the townsfolk would be honored to pitch in and""Hey hey, cool it Erret" I say lowering my hand and tail as she grins widely, looking like she's about to go with the rapture from sheer joy "we can party after we see our new house""Oh, right, got ahead of myself. its just so exciting! how many in my shoes would be able to serve a noble knight!" Erret cries out happily, tapping her scythe on the ground"Yeah it is" I say nodding "still kind of feel like crap though""It wasn't your fault you know" Erret says softly, making me smirk"Thanks I really needed that" I say dully, as she smiles happily "Now lets go ruin this towns economy and make every one else jealous"-What do I go shopping for (exalted reputation, great deals) first? Armor/shields  Weapons clothes potions/ food Things for my manor...pangolynn manor! See if I could get a personal banner made check the cash shop menu....and the mini map to see if that still works write inand now Hunker down *raise your shield and plant your feet in the grand, gaining Defense at the cost of movement*  HEY LOOK AT ME *Call the attention of the target to you, making them focus their attacks on you*  Weapon block *able to block with your weapon at the risk of it breaking*  Shield bash *Slam your shield into the target in response to an attack*  Catch Attack *Attempt to catch an incoming attack*  Block arrows *Raise your shield to attempt to stop oncoming arrows or other ranged attacks*  Fortress *Wield two shields, at the cost of being able to hold a weapon*  OUT OF THE WAY *Take an attack meant for an ally*  Trampoline *Launch an ally off your shield*  Tumbling dodge *leap out of the way of an oncoming attack* or make a new one 1d20+learning
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2192888> Armor/shields>>Spear Wall: Summon a wall of ice that extends frozen spears at any who attack or attempt to climb it. It can be detonated by the summoner to impale all enemies in range
>>2192888>Potions>Things for my manor (Could have story value too)>Check the cash shop etc. why not. Doubt it, but. >HEY LOOK AT ME* Must back my own creation.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2192888> Armor/shields> Weapons> clothes> or make a new one 1d20+learningand I'm stealing >>2192810 this anons ideaFrozen Wall, Any opponent striking us gains the chilled effect giving them a defense and mobility down.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2192905Wait I didn't create that, I just backed it earlier. Confused myself because the one I did make up had a word-quote thing too. I'll change my thing to the one I created. "Have at you." >>2192888
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>2192888> Armor/shieldsA knight needs a proper shield one with a personal crest emblazoned on itI actually like this one anon madeFrozen Wall, Any opponent striking us gains the chilled effect giving them a defense and mobility down.
>>2192921Gods fucking damn it
>>2192921Oh...... Dice plz now is not the time
>>2192921oh, oh no..
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>2192888crone pls
Roll 1d20+will to keep your head clear enough to come up with new defensive skillalso going to write real up the next part of shopping
>>2192921Anyone have a prayer? And if this fails do we lose the chance at a skill altogether?
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>2192963
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2192963Crone guide these wayward dice
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>2192963
I walk back into town, noticing that not everyone in it went to the funerals, namely the guards and some of the older and the younger kids. I smile as I hear my name on the air."Good day Miss belua""Glad you came back, want to share a drink, think we could be fast friends""HEY you're belua right? don't have any friends yeah? Mind if we...I mean you join our guild, you seem like a badass""How the hell did you come back from that""I thought a lot more of you were going to die, I guess I owe you and my friends a drink....wanna join""Ah Lady Pangolynn, I was going to offer some gifts to the crone, could you help me""You save my papa Bell yoo ya, You're like a real hero""Glad Cornbibus trained you""Sorry about insulting your servant, lady Pangolynn""Ah, back already. Well before you run off to kill more sinners, on behalf of all the lads. I want to say thank you for protecting the town so often, you're a real good person""Good evening Miss Belua"Oh that is one hell of an ego boost, I may have to stick around this town for awhile! cause that is enough to get me high! its amazing having that many people treating you like a saint. And it feels good....maybe for reasons besides my ego? I dunno, its nice helping people to. And I can always have my fun with them later or somewhere else.Almost want to bask in it, But hey at least people might stop being such cunts to poor Little Erret. But I ignore them besides waving, and saying good day or hello or whatever as I walk to where I need to go.Aka the smithy, cause everytown has one. The old Iron Dreugar that runs the places begins to move the sign to open and smiles as he sees me, the stone dreugar who I am pretty sure is his daughter napping against his shop"Ah, Belua, do you need anything?" he asks, wiping his hands clean on a towel "know we haven't met, but from the talk in the town I know ya. Heard ye be blessed by the gods"" Well not sure if that's the right word" I say shrugging"Well i'd say ye are" he says smiling "how else would ya know about the taint and undead eh? divine guidance I sayI don't say a word and just smile, knowing I caused the latter of those two."Just a good guess is all, besides Erret here can sense taint" I say smiling as he nods"Ah, a living alarm" He says "one use for her I guess....anyways, you passing by one some mission from the gods, or do ya wanna shop ahaha""I need a new shield" I say frowning "Blew my last to bits fighting a werewolf, don't ask""oh is that all?" He asks "Hey, Veli, get to work, customer"His daughter growns and covers her face with her hand"Hmmmm" I say as he walks off to kick his daughter awake, grumbling"A living alarm?" Erret asks, pouting and looking insulted-125 gold to spend-cont>>2192972and that is just enough
Frozen Wall: As long as you have mp, enemies striking you or touching you is chilled, and loses dexterity/speed and defense equal to how much mp you have left. the more damage they deal the longer the effect laststhis good?
>>2193031Yes it seems like it will be helpful
>>2193023>and that is just enoughYes! And we only pay that guy half the listed price at best, nobody get's to be an asshole to their Lords friend
>>2193031Sounds good to meIs it a passive ability or one that we need to activate when we want to use it?
>>2193023Shields Reinforced Wooden shield 1 defense 5 gp Iron banded shield 2 defense 10 gp Silver shield 2 defense 12 gp Knight's shield 3 defense 15 gp Stone shield 4 defense - 2 speed (crush feature) 15 gp Razilthurian tear buckler 2 defense (keeps your hand free) 20 gp Weighted knights shield 4 defense -1 speed (Stable feature) 30 gp Have him add your personal heraldry (free)  Ask to see his special materials Add some extras (spikes...bladed edge...things like that)ArmorLight Medium heavy Heaviest (not proficient)
>>2193056> Ask to see his special materials> Add some extras (spikes...bladed edge...things like that)> heavy
>>2193056> Weighted knights shield 4 defense -1 speed (Stable feature) 30 gp> Have him add your personal heraldry (free) > Ask to see his special materials> Add some extras (spikes...bladed edge...things like that)Let's see if he can make the edges of the shield sharp enough to decapitate something > Medium
>>2193056>Weighted knights shield (I think we have plenty of gold, right?)> Add personal heraldry (Free is free.)>Shredder spike that sucker>Heavy armor, Med or Light if it causes penalties to magic etc.
>>2193056> Knight's shield 3 defense 15 gp> Have him add your personal heraldry (free) > Ask to see his special materials>Heavy Armor
>>2193056I'll also >Ask to see special materialsMy eyes skipped over that.
Also what is your heraldy?
>>2193098How about a grinning dragon depicted in blue on a field of black, the scales around the back and tail resembling a pangolin's. Maybe wearing a top hat because Belua
>>2193098A dragon wrapping around a tower keep with pale blue backdrop perhaps?
>>2193098Icy blue pangolin on a field of black and maybe some generic images of faith
>>2193098A crude 2d dipiction of us, stepping on the back of the elf (I think he was an elf) from the beginning of the game. Hilarious.
"I'm up, I'm up" His daughter groans, nearly batting him down as she stands up and yawns, dragging her feat to the forge behind the shop as the man opens up his door and smiles "old grump won't even let him nap""So come in, you need to see my wares, unless you want custom work" He says cheerfully "uh your...Erry can come in as well, in case you're buying for her as well""Well I know what I want, a knight's shield, since I've just been made one" I say a little smugly "the toughest piece of metal you can give me, don't want it to dent like the old one""Oh, OH! Oh I am sorry my lord I did not hear, forgive me casual attitude" He laughs "Well come in, I'll pen up your heraldy and paint it on the front.....or carve it if you wish, both actually. On the house yeah, all purchases half off eh""How generous of you" Erret says, shooting me a look as she whispers "brown noser" I chuckle as I follow the short man into his shop, as he rubs his hands together"Well you're in luck, I had made a collection of knight's shields...well the standard of them as I heard one of the seven's blessed knights was in town" He says, running his hands over several kite shields with marks of the seven painted on them "but I didn't know which came, so I made several....including unmarked ones if their entourage followed""Oh she wouldn't have needed one, I don't she uses such things" Erret chimes in"Or would buy from a place like this, she's a little uptight" I say as I grab one of the shields and lift it up "So which one of these are the most durable""oh that would be the ones I reinforced and weighted" the smith says from behind my shoulder "Normally they'd be sixty gold pieces buuut""Can I see your special materials? probably going to get one of these...and can you add some extras to it? like sharpen its edges? add blades or spikes or things like that?" I ask as he frowns"Of course, for a cheap price of course" He laughs "Well I'll have Veli start the forge to make you a new one yes?""And can I see your armor? Plate if possible?" I ask as he nods and continues on-Special materials Bronze (doesn't do anything, but its pretty) +2 gp infused gold (slightly weakens the item, but makes it channel magic easier) +5 gp Silver (said to word off the effects of taint) +5 gp Black Iron (a heat resistant metal said to swallow flames) +10 gpStar Metal (metal that came from the sky! odd properties (random feature gained) +10 gp Reclaimed iron from the lost regiments of Kerlarn (metal melted down from the fallen of kerlarn, holds their valor....and a little taint) +15 gp Liquid Silver (metal made from running silver, light weight enough to swim in) +30 gpLiving ore (Raw ore that is said to be alive, naturally reparing and slightly crystalline) +30 gpAlsodo you wish to sell anything?Cont to armor
>>2193130>>2193126>>2193122>>2193117Want to put all four of these in four different quadrants of the heraldry?or choose 1? to me it'd make sense for the former as Belua would have no idea of the hidden meaning of heraldic images
>>2193149Honestly I would rather wait until we have someone who can tell us what the various symbols are supposed to mean
>>2193146> Reclaimed iron from the lost regiments of Kerlarn (metal melted down from the fallen of kerlarn, holds their valor....and a little taint) +15 gpMay we carry on the legacy of those heroes who came before us, that their steel can still serve to defend the people of this land. Sorry, symbolic things like that really get to me in the best way possible. And we should sell all of the random fodder items from the last battle, we can get more later.>Want to put all four of these in four different quadrants of the heraldry?That's fine by me, they all seem like things Belua would use, a god mix of serious and hilarious
>>2193146>Star Metal (metal that came from the sky! odd properties (random feature gained) +10 gp
>>2193149>Yes. Heraldry can be complex. Then we're all represented as players! I like that idea. >>2193146>Star Metal (let's roll the dice baby!)> Living Ore (Definitely can make something good out of this.)>Infused gold (We do magacks)
>>2193149>Belue's Heraldry is actually 4 crests stamped togetherI'd buy itAnd can we blend materials together or are we stuck with only 1 specialGold if we only get one But a blend of Gold and living Ore if we can have two
>>2193149If we do go for multiple can we remove the elf one since that would probably actively hurt our relations with every elf we meet
>>2193198Having Elrond forever associated with us seems a little strange
>>2193202And a depiction of us stepping on elves is not the best message to send to people and more importantly the gods
>>2193146Heavy armorFull sets Banded mail 20 gp (1 defense of legs and arms, 2 on chest)  Layered chain (2 defense on legs, arms, 1 on hands, 3 on chest -1 speed) 30 gp Vanguard's armor ( 3 defense on legs and arms -1 speed each, 2 on chest, 1 on hands) 30 gp Full plate (3 defense, legs, arms, chest, hands, feet, shoulders. - 1 speed on each) 50 gpHelmets (come free in full plate and vanguard) Kettle hat 2 defense 15 gp Great helm 3 defense 20gp Bascinet 3 defense 20 gp  closed helm 3 defense 20gpgladiators helm 1 defense 5 gp Mage's armored hood (And cloak) 1 defense Armored mask 1 defense (face slot) Any other extras? (For the shield/ little flairs like capes and such)if you getStar metalliving oreand Infused goldYou'll have 5 gold pieces leftcost before discount = 400cost after = 120>>2193210>>2193202>>2193198How about a winged demon? undead or a dire?
>>2193210Yeah that one might be a bad message instead of a good in-joke, sorry to the anon who suggested it Was it you Draw Friend?
>>2193220Oh sorrywith the 5 gp leftthat's if you buy full plateWith vanguard it'd be 25, with layered 25, with banded, 35sorry
>>2193220> Layered chain (2 defense on legs, arms, 1 on hands, 3 on chest -1 speed) 30 gp> Mage's armored hood (And cloak) 1 defenseI'll keep my vote for the retrieved Iron, that sounds way too expensive, if awesome
>>2193220> Full plate (3 defense, legs, arms, chest, hands, feet, shoulders. - 1 speed on each) 50 gp> Mage's armored hood (And cloak) 1 defenseAnd some sort of Demon or the such being stepped on would work for me
>>2193220> Layered chain (2 defense on legs, arms, 1 on hands, 3 on chest -1 speed) 30 gp> Mage's armored hood (And cloak) 1 defense> Any other extras? (For the shield/ little flairs like capes and such)Lets add on a bladed edge to the shield and I'm voting for gold and star metal on it
>>2193242Sorry that should be the layered chain not full plate
>>2193220> Layered chain (2 defense on legs, arms, 1 on hands, 3 on chest -1 speed) 30 gp Bascinet 3 defense 20 gp Star metalliving oreand Infused gold
>>2193232Also add the sword-sharp edge to the shield if I need to put that vote with this one as well
>>2193252Personal heraldry: Separated into four quadrants. The upper right is a field of black with an icy blue pangolin resting on it, with the holy symbols of the seven arranged around itThe upper left is a dragon wrapped around a tower keep on a pale blue fieldThe bottom right is a crude 2d depiction of herself, stepping on the back of a screaming and crying demon begging for mercy, on a pale blue fieldthe bottom left is a grinning dragon depicted in icy blue, set on a black field. the scales on its back and tail resemble a pangolin's. it is also wearing a dapper looking top hatthis good?
>>2193264Sounds cool to me, equal parts actual heraldry and things Belua thinks are funny. Which makes it all the more accurate to represent her I think
>>2193264Works for meAlso I forgot these in my voteStar metalliving oreand Infused gold
Also, if I got this rightlayered chain (for a total of 8 extra defense and -1 speed)with a mage's armored hood and cloak (raising it to +9 while all of its worn, + the shield's bonus)\60 gp spent so far in totalwith infused gold it becomes 65 (affects armor to)with star metal and gold it becomes 75 (affects armor as well)with all three and living ore it becomes 105 gp spent in totaland the shield extras are free (for 1 or 2 of them only)SO get gold only get star only living only star and gold gold and living full packageyou can also sell to this guywriting next update once I get this all written down
>>2193293> full package
>>2193293> star and gold
>>2193293> full packageOh to hell with it. I might not like how the gold weakens the defense a bit, but I guess the utilities make up for it
>>2193310The Magic + helps us casting and buffs frozen wall too.
>>2193322Yeah I know, just my Dark Souls instincts telling me we need 100% physical defense on the shield. Which we'll still have, but eh
>>2193264HAH, yes. >>2193293>Full package. (What's gold if not for spending?)
AlrightFull package and such?Armor descriptions as on the char sheetA set of chain mail. Golden chains linked together with dull grey metal with glowing specks in it. Odd blue chunks of crystal grow from between the links and inside them, sometimes forming sapphire like and icy blue gems on her armor. It comes in the form of a chain Hauberk layed over a simple leather vest, leather pants with chains sewn into them with two greave fronts (made of the same material) set in front of them. As well as a pair of hardy leather gloves with chains set on the backa thick, reinforced kite shield meant for knights, with her personal heraldry on the front of it. Made of a mixture of gold, dull grey star metal and living ore, the edge is sharpened and is lined with a sharp crystal edgeOver her robes and armor she wears a cloak with another hood, both reinforced with a thread of metal in the fabric, its a lighter shade of blue than her hooded robes, nearly white with specks of gold in it.Layered chain set (2 defense legs and arms, 1 defense hands, 3 defense chest -1 speed) (special properties: Infused gold: Easier to break, but eases up magic casting by acting as a focus. Star metal: random effect (1d100), Living ore (self repairing and shining)NOWroll me a 1d100 for dat star metal
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>2193386
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>2193386
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>2193386OOOOH man, here we go
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>2193386Piss off captcha
>>2193397>>2193404>the armor offers full protection and boosts magic, but it is a bikini.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>2193386What could possibly go wrong?
So before I reveal what that does, do you have any guesses?I'm curious
>>2193429I want to say reflect attacks, but I know it isn't that and I don't know enough random effect charts to guess. I just hope it's cool and at least a little practical in battle
>>2193429>Inb4 we just stole Mali's succubus armor
>>2193429Should we be scared?
>>2193449Considering the length of time this update is taking, probably
"So what kind of material are you thinking of" He asks before I raise my hand and he goes silent, standing at attention, smiling nervously from having a knight, even a new one in his shop. Or because of erret looking over and messing with some of his more fragile looking helmets."Oh I am sorry if I was speaking out of turn or" he says, scratch his neck and tugging at his collar as I sigh"I want the armor and shield made out of an alloy of infused gold, star metal and living ore" I say quickly, knowing my old stand by for mage armor back when this wasn't real. gold for magic power slash lowered fail chance (assuming this works the same here), star metal for the laughs, living ore so I don't have to repair it every time a hiver bites me in the ass "as for the armor give me layered chain, I assume you know what that is? I don't want to blow all my dosh or slow myself down to much with the weight of it""St...star metal" he stammers "Infused gold is rather cheap but....star metal is an odd choice besides for a collectors item, it could have a bad or odd magic to it are you WAIT did you say LIVING ORE""of course, you said its half off at least yeah?" I say with a grin as her stammers and I frown "oh, so I'll just tell everyone you refused to service a knight and gouged her on your""its fine, its fine, it shouldn't take long to make its just....what are you drawing on my ledger?" He asks as I grin and rip the paper out, showing it to him as he jolts as Erret knocks off a stand off full plate"My personal heraldry" I say happily as he squints and leans closer to me, looking up "And what's that writing next to it?" He asks as I giggle "And....that's quite a complex task, I mean I...I'll still do it but""Oh that's some notes for a new magical trick I came up with, just now" I say dropping the paper in his hand "I call it frost wall, so how much will this cost me? and how long"He stares at me with a sad look, like I just kicked his dog or burned his shop down."Around four....a hundred gold pieces, and well with these specifics and hour or so" He says as I pat his shoulder and smile, as Erret gasps "oh no" over the sound of shattering glass"thanks, see you then jeeves" I say happily as I swagger towards the exit "come on erret""Coming, I didn't break anything" She says, far to anxiously to be telling the truth. I just giggle and shake my headWhat do I do? wait around here check out my manor real quick Lord over the mayor I'm technically higher rank than him enjoy my new found celebrity try to make some friends write in
>>2193501> Lord over the mayor I'm technically higher rank than him
-Charmer (69) (Makes the armor more form fitting/ feminine. Also passively charms those attracted to the caster, making them nice and in battle stunning, dazing or even charming them at random)[The entire set of armor also has a strange look to it, somehow accentuating and drawing attention to her figure rather than hiding it as armor should. While its still armor and cover's her fully, its oddly form fitting and shows off her body, giving it a feeling of being skimpier/ sensual than it is and somehow making her seem more feminine in general while wearing it. It has an odd, almost oily luster to it]Do you wish to roll 1d100 for the shield separately or take its 69 as well
>>2193501> check out my manor real quick> Lord over the mayor I'm technically higher rank than himOh boy
>>2193501> enjoy my new found celebrity>Take Erret and go for a pie while we wait
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>2193501> check out my manor real quick enjoy my new found celebrity try to make some friends>>2193509 roll 1d100 for the shield separately
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>2193509Lewd armor is lewd> roll 1d100 for the shield separately
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>2193509> roll 1d100 for the shield separatelyIts exactly what I thought it would be
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>2193509> roll 1d100 for the shield separatelyHoly shit that's great, flustered Errat (and probably Belua) here we come! Now to see what weirdness the Dice Gods have in store for the shield!
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>2193501>Check out my manor real quick to make sure this whole thing is not a joke>ROLL >>2193509
>>2193513>>Take Erret and go for a pie while we waitAdd this as well
Also the rules of star metal rolling are different than normal rollsrather than going to the highest rollyou can choose between them, except if one number is rolled twice or more. then that one is chosen no matter whatso 7 74 43 8 11
>>2193550> 7lets go with lucky 7
>>2193550> 7Neat. And the number of the Gods came up, so let's see what they have in mind
>>2193550Oh dear what hard choice May as well go with lucky 7 like anon said> 7
Alrightchoose 1 crone Maiden Hound King Forging flame Librarian farmer warlord or allanyways, writing next updatesorry it took me awhiledecided to redecorate my surroundings
>>2193576> croneThe crone already has an interest so why not continue riding that train
>>2193576> All. Since I don't know what I'm chooosing I'll be greedy and pay for it with lulz.
>>2193576> croneThe Crone has been kind to us thus far
>>2193576> croneI'm starting to think we have a particular patron up high, not that I mind
Deny death "while you wield this shield, you can avoid death's grasp (re-roll once a day, or toss of a poison or similar effect, or survive something you simply couldn't survive at a cost), by damaging the shield you can get more effects/ more uses out of the baseAppearance changed
>>2193593Praise be the the Crone! Holy crap I'm glad She likes us!
>>2193593Sticking with the Crone seems to be paying off
>>2193593This works really well with the living ore
"So where are we going to now, my master?" Erret asks as I smirk and shrug "The manor or?""Well" I say, as I notice a mother and her little kid, not a brat since he at least looks like a good kid, but that could change quickly "Besides basking in all this praise for a bit? I don't think I want to make any new friends yet""Oh? the weird ones aren't your friends yet?" She asks, looking concerned and a little sad"Well, not sure yet, we don't really spend time together just hanging out you know, we only really meet when there's a crisis or we need a little help dealing with evil and things like that. I'm just not sure" I say, ranting a bit, explaining to her "Need time to figure it out or just chat with them awhile""Oh, well to be honest Belua I think some of them are loud, crass and obnoxious" Erret says with a huff "And just simply strange but....they're good men, I hope we can be their friends, if not soon someday""oh that's a little....blunt" I say, more than a little shocked as Erret looks at the ground like a guilty puppy "especially for you, Erret do you not like them or""oh no, they're excellent men its just....well they're odd, and have a foreign air around them. at the least they seem somewhat, faithless and that makes me worry for them" She says sadly "but maybe they're just shocked from recent events? I don't know....but Elrond is simply...he's been oh so rude since you saved him, it makes me angry""yeah, strange innit, well enough gossip Erret, or I'll really start up a huff" I laugh as one of the older men in town makes the crones mark next to me, taps my shoulder, smiles and walks away looking proud of himself. "Lets gets some pie and go to my"And like that, at least three young men and one woman start to nearly fight over paying for my food. Which makes me grin and cackle under my breath devilishly.-"What took you so long to buy some?" Alimofa says, standing on the road leading from the town to, where a sign calls "Something manor" as the name has been burnt and broken off, with rusted metal fences leading the way to it "You got pie?"Erret, takes another bite of her slice, her nose smudged with blueberry "Yeah so what?" I ask, eating mine, licking honey and grease from my lips"You'll need a lot of discipline before you can lead armies" She says in a mocking way "And I need to talk to Cornibus about his teaching habits....and eating habits. as I am guessing his sweet tooth passed onto you"I chuckle, almost choking on my pie"Hehehe" she giggles in a dignified way, the first time since I've met her...even when I was a little kid in the world "seems the crone nearly took you into her grasp, now we must be off, I called one of my collegues and he has a habit of being"cont
>>2193626"Gods damn Alimofa! where are you!" A greasy, crackly sort of boston scented voice groan. does she work with....wait I know who this is, just from questing, god this fucker never shuts up "first you call me, acting all scared, and then when I don't reply since you have the fucking high and mighty dragon slayer with you, you scream at me in person while me and simon are at an inn. Do you know how bad my week has been? this had better be important, and damn exciting if it "will interests me" I had to deal with simon's fatherly instincts over a demon touched....""Thas, calm down" She says as a weasel faced anmd like man with a mop of greasy black hair, comes stomping down the road with a metal, spanish looking helmet. He looks down at me and erret with his hook like, bent nose. God I hate this guy, he's a cunt....but even if I hate him, I actually like him to. he's funny when you're not playing an evil game or tainted. I mean his quests were some of the best in the game.Yep, knew it was Thas.WaitWAITa second knight of the seven and of the crone! FUCK I forgot how important he was! since he always acts like a crappy, conscripted soldier or gang banger."Ah" he says, his expression lightening "So death has embraced you as well? I can see it....I can see the maiden crone's arms around your neck, not the crone maiden either. Just the crone. How odd, how wonderful! I knew you weren't lying to me you old hag! Ah, its so rare to see one who does not fear her advances. Child, tell me your name"......What? Okay yeah, can't trust what I remember from the game or my own memories from this world as every fiber of my being is telling me this guy is supposed to be a cunt/ fuckwit"See?' Alimofa says oh so smuglyWhat do I say? What are you talking about why are you here?Belua Pangolynn Oh, hi, this is Erret Seems you had a bad morning aren't you supposed to be a cunt wow I'm popular I'll tell you, on the way to the manor Oh, either of you want some pie? I got one for lady alimofa, but she's being a stick in the mud Bleeding gods, two knights of the seven? fuck!! write in>>2193593Also its called Crypt's doora thick, reinforced kite shield meant for knights, with her personal heraldry on the front of it. Made of a mixture of gold, dull grey star metal and living ore, the edge is sharpened and is lined with a sharp crystal edge. However the crone has touched the shield, making the metal appeared to be aged/tarnished, the crystals being a cloudy and white. The rivets seem to be made of bone. and the handle is shaped as two hands holding the wielder's hand. Set in the center of the heraldry is the crone's holy symbol, a skeletal hand holding a blooming rose.Dust clings to the shield, and it is constantly cold, feeling....simply dead
>>2193646> Oh, either of you want some pie? I got one for lady alimofa, but she's being a stick in the mud> Bleeding gods, two knights of the seven? fuck!!>Belua Pangolynn
>>2193646>Belua Pangolynn> Oh, hi, this is Erret> Oh, either of you want some pie? I got one for lady alimofa, but she's being a stick in the mud
>>2193646> Oh, either of you want some pie? I got one for lady alimofa, but she's being a stick in the mud> Bleeding gods, two knights of the seven? fuck!!>Belua Pangolynn Oh, hi, this is Erret
>>2193646>Belua Pangolynn> What are you talking about> why are you here?> Seems you had a bad morning> Oh, hi, this is Erret> Oh, either of you want some pie? I got one for lady alimofa, but she's being a stick in the mudWhen in doubt, offer the super paladins pie. Also holy shit Thas is important now! Well, more important anyway. Oh this is going to be good! Can we get his special shadow weed?
"Belua Pangolynn" I say, wiping my mouth before digging into more pie, making alimofa sigh and hang her head"Wait, Grandmizer Cornibus' little ankle biter?" he asks, frowning before he laughs "My you've grown into quite the woman! if you weren't half my age I'd eh""Thas" ice queen says shaking her head as he laughs"Just making her feel better about herself, some light teasing. You'd think I'd actually...ew" He says, frowning as he sees Erret giving him a death glare for both making a pass at me and for it being a joke "oh, right, forgot about her to. you mad at the flirt or that it was just a joke to break the ice? eh?""You're acting so unusually unprofesional" Alimofa groans as he shrugs"Hey, I am allowed to be excited after being lectured by Dal'tross for days about how I need to be more accepting and other basic lessons from the scriptures" He sighs, his eyes narrowing "besides, she won't think I'm a death obsessed freak right"He looks to me, I look away as I can feel his stare"Two knights of the seven?" I ask, looking back to him "FUCK!!""Master!" Erret gasps as Alimofa just stares at me as Thas chuckles"See you're not as uptight as cornibus or Ali over here.....though if she knighted you it means you have a sense of duty yeah? " He asks "hmm, perfect combination. Anyways, How? how did....I'll ask you later, we have business yes, Alimofa?""Yes, but she is part of it" She says"I guessed that' He says bluntly "Its her house or something yeah? also, before I forgot, what the tainted hells is your little....fans? name again? I never bothered to learn it before, sorry....to both of you. Shame what happened to you...I want to say Erry?""Its erret" I say kindly as Erret smiles and looks overjoyed"yeah, shame what looking at a wrong book will do" He says "So you think you'll need my hand in death to deal with whatever tainted hell is infesting it?""Yes, as a dire did live there and practice unseen acts of worship and degradation while he broke the most horrible taboo" Alifmofa says as I take another bite of pie "Oh, you want some pie? I got one for lady Alimofa, but she's a stick in the the mud"" I say, not even getting a rise out of her."afterwards" He says dullyWhat do I do? *pretend* to fangirl out Explore my new home while they deal with the problemchat with thas keep Erret from over heating with joy ask if they really think its that bad Think on who I know here now that I may consider a friend/ to drag on my later endeavors Ask if they don't like each other write in
>>2193711> keep Erret from over heating with joy> ask if they really think its that bad> Think on who I know here now that I may consider a friend/ to drag on my later endeavors
>>2193711>Fold my hands together in front of me, bat my eyelashes, and smile while asking if they don't like each other.
>>2193711> keep Erret from over heating with joy> ask if they really think its that bad>chat with thasHouse cleaning with two Knights of the Seven? There are worse ways to spend an evening
I just looked at out stats and realized that when we use defense curl our defense is 40
>>2193725*Caught Up giggling like a madman in the distance*
>>2193711> Explore my new home while they deal with the problem>chat with thas> keep Erret from over heating with joy
>>219372542, forgot to add a onewhile in armor and with a shieldout of armor its 16. Which means passively, can get as hard to crack as a good set of armor, or nearly as much as little green, so more than weaker hivers
>>2193732I mean with a 42 in full armor and defense curl is there anything that could actually harm us when we are like that?
>>2193734demons, fae nobility, dragons, high end elementals, high level Burst damage focused pcs.
>>2193734Nothing we want to meet
"Calm down Erret, he's just being nice" I say softly as she nearly squees, gripping her staff tightly as we walk behind the arguing knights "It isn't anything to start smoking at the ears over""I know, but he's one of the gods champions! its is a pretty big deal to be treated like that by one of them" She says, grinning before she frowns again and the little color she got in her face fades from it "At least for tainted like me""I know, but he's just being nice to you, and as rare as that is and it really shouldn't be, its still just being polite" I say sweetly as she smiles a bit, still looking a little too put out "but you are right, its still a real compliment from him, considering who he is. but don't forgot kindness shouldn't be kept from you and isn't something to celebrate when someone with some common fucking decency comes around"And now her smile is back for real, dodged a bullet there. And after that I notice the two near demi gods arguing with themselves about what they should do, if we should come or if any of this is even necessary, and that makes me curious, terribly so. And because I want to annoy Alimofa a little more."Do you really think its that bad?" I ask as thas groans"it shouldn't be, just burn his room and personal effects and it should be fine" He says calmly "Maybe bless the place for a day or two, it'll be fine""I'm worried about what's hidden, the books, the rites, we need to find anything that can be corrupting and deal with it" She says sternly"He was a dire, not a demon or eldrtich" Thas says shaking his head "Also you seem a little cranky, why is that if I can ask" I say with my trolling grin as he groans"Well you see" He says pinching the bridge of his nose "My best friend found a girl who made a pact with a demon, he seems to think she was forced into it, I don't trust her but he's practically given her his blessing as the champion of all seven of the council to...I dunno, it just...the gods don't listen to her or see her for a reason. For Errt its because she's been shrouded, for her I think its cause she's been well....swallowed up""Oh, yes, Simon is always so forgiving" Alimofa says" I haven't said anything to spiteful since he....well you know what happened" Thas says as we walk through a thicket of thorns and dead brambles, a busted gate sitting in front of an overgrown path leading to an now wild garden "Alright, don't touch anything"What do I do? touch everything leave them to their work explore the manor see what I'll need to fix/replace/buy explore the garden follow one of the nights write in
>>2193778> explore the manor> see what I'll need to fix/replace/buy> follow one of the nights
>>2193778> explore the manor> see what I'll need to fix/replace/buy>Follow ThasAlso they're talking about Krovy, awesome! Is this before or after the Gods made her the Fluffiest of Them All?
>>2193798I figured, just had to be sure
>>2193778> explore the manor> see what I'll need to fix/replace/buy> follow one of the nights>Struggle not to touch everything
>>2193778>Pick things up with my sleeves (or gloves if I have them) in place between my skin and the objects, and touch Thas with them, discreetly. >Look for what I have to replace/buy etc.
"Wow, this place is" I say looking around at the broken fountain, fallen trees, wild looking bushes, the grasses that come up to my shoulders, the barely seeable roads and paths snaking through the little forest that's been made here, the blood stains and what look suspiciously like human bones. The cracked and fallen walls. Oh and look towards the house, over grown vines and a few smashed or dimly tinted windows "this place is a fucking shithole!""Yeah" Thas says nodding"It....could use a little work" Erret says slowly "Well a lot of work, and language master, we're in good company""Sorry its a little surprising how horrible this place is" I say pushing my hair up and sighing "Not to mention that feeling like someone's going to stab me in the back""Yeah, this place is filled tragedy and...that feeling" Erret whimpers as Thas walks forward, while I make a mental note of what I need to change simply in the gardens "c..could I walk in front of you for once master""yes, of course, no need to ask" I say softly as I notice the knights are moving ahead "Wait, don't leave us in this deliverance looking"they both give me strange looks"this hellish place?" I ask as they shrug "sorry a little scatter brained right now, didn't choose the right word""don't touch a thing" thas says, pushing the door open, revealing a chandiler filling the front room with dim light, and various cobwebs, spiders and other little critters running back in the shadows. Also claw marks, lots and lots of claw marks everywhere."if you wander, tell me of anything foul you find" Alimofa says as she walks the other way from thas, and I realize I have no idea where to go. I look between them, rub my chin and smile walk over to the hallway thas walked down, stepping over the broken door laying in front of it"Alright, lets find the bathroom, need to be sure the plumbing is okay" I say, looking back to Erret, trying not to look at the paintings on the staring eyes ....since that's all that's left of them "And we'll need to get some new windows....cleaners and""Alright, I can do it" Erret says simply, making stop dead in my tracks"Don't fall behind" Thas says "Don't want to spend an hour looking for you in here"And we'll end hereI've archivedand will answer questions
>>2193851Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. I can't wait fir spooky adventures with our patrons (soon to be second) best warrior. Not to mention how our new armor will affect poor Errats heart, heh heh heh
>>2193851Thanks for the thread, HM! I would have said it last night, but I actually went to bed right before this last post.
Omake: Part 12-------Hades strode through a curtain of willow branches. "Brutus, there you are! The poor souls, I'll take them in while you stand gua--""IMPOSTER!" Brutus swung his spear slamming Hades in the gut so hard he doubled over. Hades moaned. He lifted his head to face his guardian. "B-brutus, what are you doing?" A fierce kick to the jaw sent Hades arcing through the air. He landed hard tangled in his cloak. Nymella cackled. She stepped out from her hiding place among the rocks. "You are handsome but a fool, sweet Hades. With the amulet gone, didn't you know I had full control of my powers?" "Of course. Did you think I'd let them burn you?" "You'd have let them chase me with torches into the forest.""After trying to persuade them not to burn it down," he retorted. Nymella crossed her arms and frowned petulantly. "Well, didn't you wonder why I was pretending to be trapped then?" "I told you that you could have it for a day." Hades struggled to pull back his sleeve. Dead vines wrapped his wrist where the tree griever should have been. "Nymella, you think the lord of the underworld could be fooled by this?" "Spear him!" she cried. "With pleasure." Brutus hefted his spear and advanced to where Hades was lying. A twin spear burst through the flames of the fallen bough, struck the amulet around Brutus neck breaking the chain, and pinned it to a tree. "Boss!" Crombe stepped through the fire carrying a shimmering mass under his arm. Brutus patted the skin around his neck. "Crombe, you nearly killed me!" "You can't be killed, idiot." Crombe offered a hand to Hades. "Boss, you'd better get them in there, this one under my arm is nearly gone."Hades poked the space under Brutus's arm just to be sure something was really there. "My eye!" it croaked. A twig snapped. "Brutus, seize the drya--" "Aleady done, boss." Brutus held tight on to Nymella's arm as her feet dragged over the earth, trying to pull her in the opposite direction. Hades walked up to her curling a blackened finger under the tree griever. "Thank you, for holding on to it for me." "This way!" a voice carried on the wind. "Careful now!" "The villagers!" Hades snapped his fingers. "Come with me, all of you." The dead, who up until this point had their backs against the cave wall intently watching the events that would decide their fate, followed Hades one by one as he ushered them into the underworld. First was the goblin-creature, followed by the two blind parrots, the man with an arrow through his eye, and finally the elderly woman who shook Hades hand gratefully as she passed him. Now there was a chorus of voices, and they were getting nearer. "Quick, now!" Hades called from inside the cave. "Uh, boss," Brutus said. "She's not dead." Nymella's face was squished flat against an invisible barrier. "Then kill her!" Crombe snapped Nymella's neck and dragged her into the cave. (Cont.)
Omake: Part 12 (b)-------Daniel, the paper boy came choking into the light of the fire. "I've lost the feeling, I swear the death creature was just here." The man in the longcoat arrived next. "Daniel, boy are you sure you saw it come this way?" The mayor came wheezing around the corner. "I told you... there was nothing... up here.""Right as always, mayor Ryan. I'm sorry Daniel, but the trail has gone cold. Let's return and help put out the fire. As the mayor said, no reason to worry about it here, the rocks will stop it." The next day, the villagers had gotten the fire under control, and by the afternoon all but the farthest trees by the caves were put out. By some miracle, the forest was still in tact, in fact, though black with soot no tree had so much as lost a branch. When the flames had finally died surrounding the rocks though, all of those trees had burned to the ground. The mayor stood alone on top of the hill with his hat held against his chest. Daniel laid two round pennies at the foot of the cave. But inside...Hades sat on his giant stone throne in the bowels of the earth with a hand resting on his face.He glanced over at the three deadlings guarding the entrance to the land of the living. Two were brawny guards, solid, immovable, standing at attention with spears ready, and the third was a beautiful dryad woman. Hades sighed."Brutus, Crombe... Nymella. I'm going to take a walk. Make sure that no one comes in while I'm gone."Brutus and Crombe saluted, but Nymella crossed her arms under her breasts and tapped her foot.Hades smiled a charming half smile. He stood up and walked toward an arched caveway behind the throne. Once inside Hades stopped, crouched, and turned around. Placing one hand to the side of his mouth he said in a young woman's voice, "Oh Brutus, Crombe." "Can it, boss. We've already got enough company out here,' said Crombe. "Still think you can trick us with that old lark? We've got a woman right next to us, boss." Hades found himself being lifted and dragged by the ear. "Ow-ow-ow, okay!" Nymella pushed him back on to his throne. Hades buried his face in his hands, "Kill her, I said. Why? WHY!? All I had to do was /take/ the amulet... " "There, there, clever lord.'' Nymella patted Hades on the head. "You'll have plenty of time to think about it. THE END.