Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2099432/Twitter:https://twitter.com/TheHeadMasterTGChar sheet: https://pastebin.com/rV2HHCtZOther char sheets: https://pastebin.com/nzqmmqm3User Manual: http://pastebin.com/PW5wkSv7-Its cold as balls now, I don't know why it is. Might just be me considering the new magic I've gotten. Yeah think of it that casually, it was only a gift from the gods, christ I'm glad greenbean and co don't know shit about the games lore or they'd flock around me and just WORSHIP how mary sue I've become. I made fun of those nerds who played characters like this when this was a game goddammit.I sigh as Erret looks up at me, worried as she can see the obvious turmoil just painted over my face."I'm fine, thanks for worrying I am just" I say, pausing as I move my glaring stare over the pile of goodies we got from those "Thinking on our plan, we don't have much time since Oda is""All alone in there" Steve chimes in, frowning as he moves to pat my back and gets a rusted scythe jabbed against his chest for his troubles"Yeah, we need to hurry up so he doesn't get deliveranced" Elrond says sarcastically, making me chuckle, which makes me nearly slap him because he isn't supposed to be fucking funny, he's supposed to be a whiny little scardey cat."Yeah poor little ninja's going to get ass blasted without us" Blackinor laughs as he tries to clean off his massive sword, since he decided to finish off the last bandit by impaling him. I off course just used the tools at hand, and flash froze the others"We certainly have found ourselves in crude company again, haven't we master?" Erret sighs, glancing up at me with a coy smirk as a shadow flashes over her glassed over eyes"I'd have to agree with the little cutie" the cat girl says, moving to "glomp" my faithful servant. I turn and glare at her, letting her know that's a bad idea and only I'm allowed to hug Erret, since I'm pretty sure she'd get triggered if anyone else tried to even touch her."ah right, should've asked" she says meekly "forgot my manners""Its fine, you a lover" Afro weeb says as I turn away to figure out what we're going to do, steve and henji standing next to me.....what the hell are these two doing now"aye boss, what's the plan now?" Steve asks, sounding like every mexican stereotype ever"Yeah, you may be rude but you seem to be the most experienced here.....besides tsundere's are fine" Henji says as I turn to him. "shut up, she'd freeze your" Black says, smacking the kid on the back of the head, hard. He stops himself when erret glares at him"Language, the gods are watching" she huffs, shaking her head in disappointment"Alright so" I say, running my hand through my hair and over the soft scales on my head, wagging my tail in thought "Here's the new plan, aight? if you have any suggestions, speak up"cont
>>2171831What do we do? Just march up to the bandit fort go with the disguise plan from earlier BLITZKRIEG! See if there's any faithful bandits, and use my magic to scare the fear of god(s) into their hearts 1d20+magic Cause a distraction, and attack while they investigate 1d20+learning stay back, and toss a few explosive sacrifices at the walls 1d100 -?mp (amount determined by how many you throw)write in
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2171834> Cause a distraction, and attack while they investigate 1d20+learningAfternoon HM and Happy Holidays
>>2171856Well that's one way to start off the thread
no one else?
>>2171885I guess everyone is busy with the holidays Last day for last minute shopping after all
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>2171834> go with the disguise plan from earlier> Cause a distraction, and attack while they investigate 1d20+learning
>>2171903That's probably it. Still trying to figure out to block. If I should if anything.
>>2171856Supporting this, sorry works been really busy. Happy holidays everybody
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>2171834> Cause a distraction, and attack while they investigate 1d20+learning
>>2171856>>2171834This seems like the best plan.> 2 week Paid vacation until the 3rd every Christmas. Feels Good.
20+5= great success-"Not really" greenbean says, shaking his head "But I'm sure I'll come up with something later on""Yeah, just follow your heart and I'm sure we'll win" Cat girl says as I just shake my head and turn to Steve and Blackinor"Yeah, lets just get pumped up first" The afro guy says loudly, nearly making me punch him for being so annoying."What about you two with at least parts of a functioning brain?" I ask smiling as I glance to Elrond "And that includes you""Oh what a compliment, am I getting on your good side now" Elrond says dully as Erret smiles"Hopefully" She says"Yes but what about the plans hmm?" I ask, clapping my hands together"Oh, nothing besides maybe rigging up a" he says, before I interrupt him, grabbing his shoulders with a mad grin"BOMB?!" I ask like a little girl, bouncing up and down on my heels"Bomb?" He says slowly, trying to push me away as Black's eyes go wide as he looks to me"Wow, what are you? a pyromaniac?" He asks laughing "But seriously you can make one, E?""Yeah, Alchemists are good for such things" He says as Erret chuckles"Him and his master make bombs on accident often enough" She says, as the weebs suddenly perk up and glance over with interest as the ten randos glance over in curiosity"Wait, we're going to bomb them? So this is more goblin slayer than sword" Henji says opening his dumb weeb mouth again"Henji don't she seems to hate stuff like that" Catgirl says, grabbing his arm and pulling it down as he raises"Wow, we fantasy isis now?" one of the randos asks"Don't ask" I say, shaking my head"Well belua caused half of them" Elrond grumbles "But yes I can make a bomb""Then why are we worrying about attacking them, lets just blow them to....the sky" Steve says, cutting himself off as I grin, a naughty little plan forming in my mind as my griefing experience once again comes in handy. These guys don't know anyone knows about them, they're in the middle of the woods were its quite and....oh Celebrate death, explosions, and lots of ice, yeah that'll be one hell of distraction"Oda" I say, as Elrond says it nearly at the same time"Yeah, our ninja is still in there" Black says nodding"it'd be a great dishonor to" Henji chimes in, putting a hand over his face "risk the lives of one of our comrades like that""Yeah, we can't become monsters just because we're surrounded by them" Afro says, nodding as a few randos agree"Right, now that its agreed, we're setting bombs off in the back, and whoever is doing it, Elrond of course" I say as he tries to protest "Will hold my Celebrate death scroll, so the forest lights up with sirens, fireworks, cat calls and Memes""You're the devil" Steve says at that last part"but you don't want me to talk about anime?" Henji asks"Oh my god, I love you" A mad eyed Iron Dreugar among the rabble of randos says, earning him a glare from Erret.cont
>>2171950"Alright good luck, pull this off and I owe you a drink" I laugh, patting elrond on the back"And so do I" Black says nodding"But I didn't" Alchebitch tries to stutter out"Hey, I'll pay you back if you do this" I say sweetly as Erret huffs"For what?" she asks suspiciously "You saved his life not the other way around""See I told you she's tsundere and"Alright fuck it, you've gone to far you weeb piece of trashRoll 1d20+str to punch Henji>>2171903I figured as much
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2171856Lots of people supporting just because of a good roll. Still, it's not bad since, save the mage/war mage, they have weak jobs. I guess?>>2171957
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2171957
>>2171944Well that just sounds amazing.
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2171957>"Then why are we worrying about attacking them, lets just blow them to....the sky" Steve says, cutting himself off as I grin, a naughty little plan forming in my mind as my griefing experience once again comes in handy. These guys don't know anyone knows about them, they're in the middle of th
I whip around nearly smacking the jackass with my tail, as Erret just ducks down to avoid it like this happens nearly everyday for her. Henji's still got that smug smile on his face as I pull my fist back, clenching it tight enough to make my knuckles crack. He puts his hands up as the cat girl winces, already holding a healing potion in her hand. Time slows down, Black's trying not to laugh as I watch my fist slowly approach the idiots face like bullet.-19+1= 20= great success"WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT IT JUST SLIPPED OUT!" He yells as my fist hits his jaw with a loud snapHe goes stumbling back, nearly falling over before his big friend catches him and glares at me"You want some too, we could all die today. Try to be serious now, since we're heading out. We can joke as much as we want in planning, but not right now" I say coldly, wincing as I feel the sting of the punch in my fingers "I'll apologize if you earn it, now follow me, and be quite, they hear us and Elrond and Oda are probably fucking dead, so stop laughing Blackinor or you get it to, got it? good"I swish back around "Spoken like a true leader of men, my master" Erret giggles as I step along and sighGodammit now everyone's quite, it feels awkward now. Dammit green-"Do you think they got him?' Steve asks, from the treee next to me, I just raise my fist and he lowers his head"We'd have heard it" Black says"Yeah" I nod slowly "just wait, its going to take some work to set up....just hope Mr ninja hasn't started his part yet""The Anticipation is killing me" Henji says meekly"Calm yourself, my master's plan can't fail now, and if it does and you endanger all these good people's lives" Erret says coldly "Well I'm sure she'll de...oh sorry""It's fine" I say, patting her head as"wow aren't you a" he starts to say, before I put my headphones on Erret's heads and stick my fingers in my ears.What happens a second later is just pure, delicious chaos! the sounds of sirens, school bells, car horns, crying, cheering, trumpets and lion's roaring break the silence of the forest as E boy kills so many little forest critters. Then comes the boom, knocking a few tree branches down as the sounds and fireworks fly into the sky, followed by gouts of flame, smoke, curling blue winds of magic, and dancing little dolls. Thank god that item lets you set on EVERYTHING at once.One of the bandits nearly falls off the wall as he blows his horn trying to drown out the noise"ATTACK, ATTACK, SOMEONE FOUND US, GET THE ROTTERS AND HEAD OUT IF YOU'RE ABLE!" He yells, as the gates creak open, separating the painted skull's human and wolf halvescont
>>2172060what do I do? CHARGE 1d100 Put and ice wall up behind them, trapping them (so they get trapped outside) 1d20+magic toss one of their dead comrade's things at them *explosive sacrifice* 1d100 -40 mp Cast Acidic shower, melting their armor/weapons AND freezing them in place 1d20+magic -30 mp Defense curl, and get them to kick me at them 1d20+defense (+ the defense curl x2 bonus) roll a lightning orb over them 1d20+magic -25 mp just sneak in behind them Surround them 1d20+learning write in
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2172063> Cast Acidic shower, melting their armor/weapons AND freezing them in place 1d20+magic -30 mp
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2172063>acid shower on the gate as they flee out of it
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>2172063>  toss one of their dead comrade's things at them *explosive sacrifice* 1d100 -40 mp
>>2172072> melting their armor/weapons> destroying lootWe need that to equip our soon to be peasant crusaders with.
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2172063> roll a lightning orb over them 1d20+magic -25 mp
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2172063> Cast Acidic shower, melting their armor/weapons AND freezing them in place 1d20+magic -30 mp
Pulling my headphones, I slam them on my head and turn them on max volume, my heart beating with either fear or anticipation. Can't tell my excitment from my passing worries that this was a bad idea. Not like I have time to back out now! too late! We're in the shit now! we can only run through it as fast we can and hope we don't all drown cause of it.As I stand up and raise my shield marked all over with the holy symbols of the seven wise lords, an odd feeling calms my heart. Like some warm hand just pressed its hand on my back, to reassure me and calm me down so I don't panic or go to wild.Shaking my head I finish hissing out the incantation for one of my four spells, acidic raingreen light flows out of the dent in the middle of my shield as it frosts over.-15+3= 18= great successhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qFF2v8VsaA-My playlist starts as a small cloud of pure ice bubbles above the bandits running through the gate. Some of them are still struggling to put their armor on as the cloud bursts open, spilling out a torrent of acidic rain and green snow.They start to scream, and some try to run back. Others try to run forward, but my cryomancy just freezes them in place as they all start to struggle to pull of their melting clothes and armor, as their skin turns red and blisters horrifically before parts of it freezes over"AMBUSH!' one of them yowls "GET THE WOLF QUEEN, HOLD THE ROTTERS BACK, THEY HAVE A MAGIC USER"-current mp: 530 out of 580What do I do? Toss a lightning orb over them, for that sweet damage over time 1d20+magic -25 mpMake an ice slick behind them -15 mp Order a charge, and rush in to be a part of it myself 1d100 walk up with Erret, and give them one chance to live Infuse my sword with ice, real quick 1d20+magic -20 mp toss an explosive sacrifice right in the middle of them 1d100 -40 mp freeze my feet, giving myself the speed bonus for moving on ice! I am a genius 1d20+magic -15 mp WHIP UP A BLIZZARD 1d20+magic -150 mp (you will be vulnerable as you cast it) write in
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2172063> roll a lightning orb over them 1d20+magic -25 mpShame about the weapons/armor, hopefully there is an armory.>>2172080We mostly need pikes and shields for them at the moment, it's good enough to fight off monsters while we're exploring, until we find them better arms and a few smiths. Also, probably set up a barrack to train them.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>2172136>Make an ice slick behind them -15 mp
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2172136> Toss a lightning orb over them, for that sweet damage over time 1d20+magic -25 mp> Infuse my sword with ice, real quick 1d20+magic -20 mp
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2172144
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2172136> walk up with Erret, and give them one chance to live> Infuse my sword with ice, real quick 1d20+magic -20 mp
>>2172142> walk up with Erret, and give them one chance to liveEven a few good men helps.
>>2172136> lightning orb> attempt diplomacy before the slaughter
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2172136> Toss a lightning orb over them, for that sweet damage over time 1d20+magic -25 mp
>>2172177That damage was sweet.
>>2172177You've been on a roll tonight anon, nice job
I step out, motioning for erret to follow me as I put my dented shield over my fang blade, ice moving down and covering it as a freezing wind blows in behind me. My blue robes flutter as ice slowly covers my armor with a thin layer of frost.-Current mp: 530 out of 580 (miscalculated last time)-The bandits are too busy screaming and trying not to melt into a human flavored slush on the ground to actually yell at me or say anything."Alright boys" I say softly, with a wicked smile on my face as Erret raises up her scythe, her eyes glowing black...somehow, god that's creepy "I'll give you one chance to survive, turn against that....heheahah, wolf queen you apparently follow, help me or run off, and I'll let you live however"I hold up my shield, glaring at them as sparks fly from it, making a ball of ice surrounded by lighting that freezes and snaps back as it rolls around it. A pale blue light surrounds me as I raise it up into the eye"I am only giving you this one chance, and if you don't take it, I'll kill you all" I say, smiling warmly"You're just a tainted brat and a snob from a university" one of them growls, his helmet deforms and begins to sweat off of his head "Your magic is something else, but you're still only two people, what gives you that confidence, eh?"-20+3= SUPER SUCCESS+ critcurrent mp: 505-I smirk and raise my hand a bit higher into the air as the lightning orb grows a bit larger and begins to lash out around me, blasting a tree branch and freezing it as it shatters. It gets about as large as me when I'm curled up in a ballWhat do I say? (before I throw the lightning orb Nothing, toss the orb (Lots of dead bandits) Oh....only two? *whistle* Want to change your tune now? Kill them Because, you're working with taint. You're souls are already loss but I offer you salvation, the maiden crone has spoken to me, so I bring either her withered hand or her luscious bosom *internal cringing*  I'll pay you better, the hell are you guys doing here? attacking some peasants, follow me and I'll take you far My....servant here holds dark magic beyond your reckoning WOooo Sure I may die, but I know where I'll go when I die, do you?Hey, I'm the new management, don't you want to get on my good side Men, kill the one who mouthed off to me, don't care how fuck you (shove the massive orb into the talky bandit's stomach, exploding him) write in
>>2172220> Oh....only two? *whistle* Want to change your tune now? Kill them
>>2172220> Because, you're working with taint. You're souls are already loss but I offer you salvation, the maiden crone has spoken to me, so I bring either her withered hand or her luscious bosom *internal cringing*I want us to eventually be a crusader who constantly spouts this stuff despite being embarrassed by it
>>2172235Just realized I put you're instead of your on the soul par their. fuck
>>2172220> whistle > you idiots are working with Taint
>>2172220> Because, you're working with taint. You're souls are already loss but I offer you salvation, the maiden crone has spoken to me, so I bring either her withered hand or her luscious bosom *internal cringing*
>>2172246Take that last part off my vote, just bring in the boys
"Oh only two?" I ask with a wolfish grin, whistling sharply as I pull my shield arm back, getting ready to roll it into the crowd the second they say no to me.I can hear the rest of the group walking forward, blackinor and a few randos laughing as the lightning crackles louder and louder. Christ, its even making my arm numb now!"And why would we turn against our friends huh?" the bandit with the melting helmet asks as some of the others mummer"Boss, that's a lot more than two" one says"Hey we still have more, and the rotters""Have you ever seen magic like this?""They have a minotaur""So do we""They blew up half our fucking wall""Only a quarter, besides, we have the numbers""Yeah and that don't matter, we'll die here if we don't go with them!""What about that thing she's holding! she's already fucking cooked us, do you wanna go against someone with magic like this? We can't fight here""Why would" Mr melty helmet asks again "Would we work for you? Huh? why would we betray the clan? Besides you don't look like much of a criminal. So tell me what are you offering""What am I offering?" I ask as I lower the lightning orb closer to their orb, and then throw my arms out "WHY SALVATION OF COURSE! See you're all working with taint. Your souls are already lost if you continue down this road but I offer you salvation"I smile, yeah that sounded nice right? okay now for the next part....god I hope this doesn't sound stupid."The maiden crone has spoken to me, so I bring her withered hand or her luscious bosom" Oh god what did I just say! that's cringing as hell? Bosom? Oh I am glad no one can record this, that's so stupid."So do you, and oh reverend, working with a tainted or using the dead for your advantage is not worthy of damnation" he says laughing as I glare at him"Oh, but you do work with TAINT, don't you know? you're carrying the pure essence of the stuff" I say as all the arguing bandits shut up as the helmet man tilts his head and realize I moved the rain a bit "Yes, you have the very distilled essence of evil and corruption, and are apparently using it as a little pick me up""What?" He asks with a low grow "none of them said shit about that!"I smile as I begin to lower my hand"alright, these guys are cool now don't" I say turning my back to them"OPEN FIRE ON THE INTERLOPERS AND TRAITORS!Fuck mewhat do I do? throw the lightning ball at the archers 1d100 put up and ice wall around the cool bandits 1d20+magic =50 mp put up and ice wall over me and my friends 1d20+magic -50 mp  Use myself as a shield for them 1d20+defense ANYONE WITH RANGED WEAPONS FIRE 1d100 write in
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>2172314> throw the lightning ball at the archers 1d100
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>2172314> throw the lightning ball at the archers 1d100>LET ME FINISH TALKING YOU SHIT HEEL COCK GOBBLERS
>>2172220>Hey, I'm the new management, don't you want to get on my good sideWould be nice if cronie provided some flashy display to back up the chunybou talk.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>2172314> throw the lightning ball at the archers 1d100
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>2172314> throw the lightning ball at the archers 1d100
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>2172314> throw the lightning ball at the archers 1d100Either leveling up war magus to get aurora, or grabbing the inventor thing to make some like the nailbomb sounds nice.
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>2172314>> throw the lightning ball at the archers 1d100>>LET ME FINISH TALKING YOU SHIT HEEL COCK GOBBLERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9ouyN632R8-The song changes as I whip around to see a collection of archers on the walls as someone in a blood red cloak rushes down the wooden stairs leading to the inside of the old fort. I toss my arm out, the ball of lightning and ice flying through the air like an oversized baseball as the now free, former bandits run for cover or raise their corroded shields over their heads. Black doesn't move as the rest of the players ducks behind the trees.Erret glances up, looking utterly calm. The ball of death makes it to those bastards before they can loose their arrows. It floats above them for a second, lighting bolts striking them and sending them falling off the wall as the walkway shatters and freezes over as the wooden wall it was sitting on splinters between the now ice covered stone "MASTER THE OTHER SIDE" Erret yells, as I turn, my heart freezing as I nearly scream shit, as I see an entire new line of archers. and I know I won't be able to stop them before they fire their arrowsThen, with a puff a black smoke, Oda appears, his face covered in a black, oni mask as he shoves his katana through one of their chests and throws a bundle of glass bottles towards the bandits now behind him.They turn, slipping on oil or struggling to free their hands and bows from green gunkI smile widely as Oda flips me off "You owe me you hear""Oh hell yeah!" I roar as the guy with the melted helmet stands up"We didn't sign up to work with devils, especially ones who betray our trust, whoever the tainted hells you are, I Mathius Bell and the Red shrikes will help you kill these bastards""Belua Pangolynn" I say smiling, now come on, there's people to kill in there"How many?" Steve asks"Alot" Mathius says dully"FINALLY ACTION!" Henji roars as him and his group start to rush a headWhat do I do? meet back up with oda make sure erret is alright follow the weebs go through the whole I made, and attack ther bandits from two sides Tell a few of the randos to meet up with elrond Bandits, make sure those idiots don't die....Black you go with them Press Mathius for information write in
>>2172410> go through the whole I made, and attack ther bandits from two sides> Tell a few of the randos to meet up with elrond> make sure erret is alright
>>2172410> make sure erret is alright> Tell a few of the randos to meet up with elrond> Bandits, make sure those idiots don't die....Black you go with them> Press Mathius for information>] meet back up with oda> go through the whole I made, and attack ther bandits from two sidesCrush the Taint users between our forces, then burn and freeze this place into oblivion. The simple plans are the best plans after all.
>>2172410> make sure erret is alright> Tell a few of the randos to meet up with elrond> Bandits, make sure those idiots don't die....Black you go with them
"Well Mathius, take those red shrikes of yours and make sure those idiots don't get themselves killed" I say, patting him on the shoulder "Sorry about""Its battle, not the first time I have turned against a former employer to fight with men....women who just tried to kill me" He says calmly "So I take it I'll be the spear then?""Seems greanbean made that choice for you" I say nodding as I look down to Erret "Also, Black, take a few of the less important people to meet back up with Elrond and makes sure he's alright, got it? take the mooks""Got ya" He says as Erret looks at me oddly as I lift one of her arms up"What are you doing master?" She giggle, guess she's ticklish "I'm fine, I'm fine!""I just had to make sure, since you worry about me, its only fair I do the same for you" I say happily"So what about me?" Steve asks"You and who's ever left follow me through the new door I made" I say as I walk towards the ice covered walls I just made "We'll crush them between our forces, and burn whatever taint we find""Of course' He says"Our mission is a holy one" Erret says happily "So know the gods are on our sides"One of the randos begins to mimic her, making fun of her. he shuts up when he sees how venemous my glare is now"SO STRAIGHTEN THE FUCK UP AND MARCH!" I yell.Through the hole in the wall, I can see men moving to meet the weebs and red hrikes....with some of my old zombies among themPast them I see the pit where they're being kept, cages of other monsters and a few tentsWhat do I do? rush and attack them as they prepare to attack weebforce 1 sneak past them and deal with the remaining monsters Erret, use your magic, turn the dead against them 1d20+her magic Yell that I am the gods wrath and I am here to judge these sinners write in
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2172468> Erret, use your magic, turn the dead against them 1d20+her magic> rush and attack them as they prepare to attack weebforce 1
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>2172468> Erret, use your magic, turn the dead against them 1d20+her magic> Yell that I am the gods wrath and I am here to judge these sinners
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2172468> Erret, use your magic, turn the dead against them 1d20+her magic> Yell that I am the gods wrath and I am here to judge these sinners> rush and attack them as they prepare to attack weebforce 1
>>2172468> rush and attack them as they prepare to attack weebforce 1> Yell that I am the gods wrath and I am here to judge these sinners
>>2172522"Erret, use your magic" I whisper, leaning down to reach her ear as she glance at me with a fearful look in her eyes....no more of a worried look, its hard to tell with the way they are "Trust me, use it to turn the dead against them. I trust you to be able to control it"She closes her eyes and sighs, with a rattling voice that sounds like it came straight out of an open grave "As you wish Belua, but....please keep me safe if the dark arts turn against me""Of course, now kill those bastards" I say, patting her shoulder as I raise up my blade.She raises one of her hands, black veins pulsing as her magic flows down it, block wisps rising from her fingers as her eyes turn black and are surround by the same inky black veins as her arms"Devour" She commands, with the most badass voice I've ever heard her use, like a low demonic growlThe zombie's eyes turn black and one of them grabs the arm of his handler and rips a chunk of exposed flesh off with its claws as another rises up and bites his throat before he can scream. The rest turn around with horror in their eyes as weebforce one and the red shrikes round the corner, the grizzled veteran yelling at them as they run forward and notice the screams of pain, terror, and dying gurgles of the bandit as his body is ripped apart by rotted black teeth and nailess hands."JACK, I KNEW THESE ROTTERS WERE A" one of the bandits yells, as he pushes his dead friends corpse awayI interrupt him with a yell as the song picks up again "I AM THE GODS WRATH BROUGHT LOW TO JUDGE THESE SINNERS, REPENT OR DIE" I roar as I rush towards them, my ice coated blade crackling "THAT IS SO COOOOOOL!" Henji and the cat girl yell as I rush to meet the bandits wedged between the undead, weebforce, and us.Fuck, now they're going to be my fan boys aren't they? after I damn near broke that idiots jaw for being stupid.dammit.What do I do? Swing, and chop wildly 1d100 Work together with Erret 2d100 Just elemental burst in the center of them (which element+ice (if you want it to be ice as well) 1d20+magic -25 mp rush them with two lighting balls in my hands, and use them as hammers 1d100 -50 mpRoll one of their friend's armor at them for an explosive sacrifice 1d20+magic -40 mp toss a spear of ice at them 1d100 -35 mp Block off their one escape route -10 mp Put a slick of ice under them -15mp STEVE, COME ON YOU PUSSY 3d100 (Belua, Erret, Steve) write in
Rolled 28, 73 = 101 (2d100)>>2172558> Work together with Erret 2d100
Rolled 74, 53 = 127 (2d100)>>2172558> Work together with Erret 2d100
Rolled 49, 40 = 89 (2d100)>>2172558>> Work together with Erret 2d100
Rolled 47, 90 = 137 (2d100)>>2172558> Work together with Erret 2d100
Erret stays back, motioning her scythe back and forth as she conductors her choir of rotting corpses, her eyes still nothing but shadows as she stays where she is, the rest of our group rushing by her. I turn around and see she is commanding the zombies like a puppeteer, and is holding the only man who came close to striking me, down with their rotting, now skinless hands. I smirk and bury my blade, deep into his chest, freezing it over as the undead rip the rest of him to pieces. I can barely raise my shield in time to block an overhead axe blow, and wince as the man who brought it down jabs my stomach with a knife-hp 660 out of 690mp: 505-What happens next is just plain horrifying. I slice his shoulder, and the zombies dog pile him, ripping him to pieces as he screams out for help. the other bandits try and form a protective circle, as they're attacked from all sides.I run my fingers over my stomach, sighing in relief. the wound isn't deep, just a cut. Still hurts like a bitch though. I look up to see stever struggling to swing with a few of the other players, as the zombies drag another bandit it into the open and move to rip open his stomach with their teeth.What do I do? Finish that man off Cover the ground under the bandits with ice spikes 1d20+magic -20 mp Attack through the hole Erret's zombies made in the line 1d100 Slam an lightning orb into the chests of the bandits in the front line 1d100 -25 mp Help Steve not die 2d100Use cantrips to distract the bandits, so they can be slaughtered 1d20+learning touch one of the nearby tower walls, coat it in ice, and run up it to drop down in the middle of the group 1d100 -10 mp Use my ice magic someway else write in
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2172596> Cover the ground under the bandits with ice spikes 1d20+magic -20 mp
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>2172596> Finish that man off> touch one of the nearby tower walls, coat it in ice, and run up it to drop down in the middle of the group 1d100 -10 mp
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2172596> Cover the ground under the bandits with ice spikes 1d20+magic -20 mp
I turn away from him, so I don't have to see what happens to him and mostly because their are still bandits alive right now. Which simply can't do. So while I could watch him get bodied like that, I really don't have the time and stomach for it. Especially now that the bandits have formed up tighter and have switched to spears. I see greenbean rushing forward, only to be grabbed by mathius and given a slap for being a retard.Well, that shield wall of theirs seems to be pretty tight, Even Erret's zombies are having a hard time cracking it. So running my hand up from my stomach, leaving a patch of ice so I don't bleed over my robes, I raise it up.My magic floats up and falls back down to the ground, flowing past the bandits as a pale blue wind, they try to get away from it as it spread out under them. With a loud snap, the ground under their feet freezes over, larges spikes and spears of ice now poking out of itThey holler and less, struggling to not stab themselves or their feet on the icicles. The red shrikes pick off one, dragging him to the ground, stealing his knife and slicing his throat as a two more are picked off by arrows, and another is ripped screaming into the small mob of zombies.Steve yells, grasping his side with a nasty look wound in it....but it doesn't look fatal.-Mp: 485hp 660-What do I do?Stab into the bandits ranks 1d100 Push my way to the front, and try to break the line apart...WITH MY TAIL 1d100 Make their day even worse with a lightning ball 1d20+magic -25 mpRaise my hands, and shower the remaining bandits with shards of ice 1d20+magic -30 mp explosive sacrifice my bottle of oil, and Elemental burst (fire) 1d20+Magic - 65 mp Try to trip the bandits with my tail 1d20+str Roll up as I charge the bandits 1d20+str+speed write in
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2172649> Make their day even worse with a lightning ball 1d20+magic -25 mp
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2172649> Roll up as I charge the bandits 1d20+str+speed
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2172649> Roll up as I charge the bandits 1d20+str+speed
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2172649> Roll up as I charge the bandits 1d20+str+speed
And now that they're softened up, its my time to shine! its the perfect oppurtunity to break their line and kill all these bastards. Man I never realized how good of a tactician I am! Well the magic certainly helps, but come on! two reckless battles under my belt and only a few deaths and none today? Now that has to count for something yeah. With my spirits and confidence in the fucking clouds, I rush forward, charging with a bellowing yell. The bandits turn to me as I make myself known again, this time without magic. One of the ones looking at me takes an arrow to the chest as I roll up midrun, bouncing once on the ground before I slam into them with my scale covered back and tail. Hope I cut a few of them with it, though I doubt I did.But My rolls stops, and I realize I push the first line of them down, and not the rest which means....I'm pretty much in the center of them. Shit.I can hear more arrows flying, more blades and hammers smacking the bandits that fell, as well as that oh so "wonderful" noise of some poor fucker getting ripped into meat ribbons.I feel a thunk, as the bandits try to take revenge for all their buddies I've made dead in such a short time.Roll 1d20+ defense +defense curls bonus (doubles defense stat)
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2172677That could have gone better
Rolled 17 + 18 (1d20 + 18)>>2172677well our defense is insane when curled
>>2172683>>2172682the iron scaled magus of Winter's war?
>>2172688Honestly if we keep dumping points into defense we could be fired out of a cannon at the enemy and suffer no damage since defense curl is INSANE
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2172677Engage in as much shit talk as possible while they get eaten and stabbed, they can't defend themselves when they're distracted by the insults of a holy griefer! >>2172690We'll need to keep this in mind for the future
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>2172677
>>2172690and that's further proof Sadie/Belua is a much better power gamer than Krovachi/Katie and Would fire herself out of a cannon if given the chance>>2172692>Holy grieferyes, this pleases me
>>2172701Yeah I feel like defense curl was one of those things that probably would have been nerfed if the whole trapped in a game thing didn't happen
>>2172701I'll make Father Anderson proud with our shenanigans! And now I need to go find all of the best quotes from Boondock Saints.
17+18= 35= DIVINE SUCCESS-Biting my tongue and wincing, I wait for the pain I know is coming, but all I feel is....well it feels like they're trying to punch me? and not strong punches, weak child like ones and....oh I am so glad I went with beastkin, and that I was born like this in this world! oh thank you mother I...never knew. WELL CAN'T BE SAD WHILE I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE.Of that good old sadism wells up in my chest as I laugh in the shadows, unable to see what's going on since my head is curled up near my stomach right now."FehehehhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa, what's wrong bitches? can't get passed my scales? are you hitting me with pillows or something? Don't you know that isn't just mail? its my god given armor you cunts! what are you trying to do tickle? did we attack the clown college? I didn't see any make up? or were guys not dressed up for whoring yet? HUH? Come on stop tickling me, poking is rude you know! FUCKING HIT ME!" I say, laughing and howling like a hyena as I can hear even Erret laughing, though in her case it seems to be in relief and disbelief "Oh stan that spear a bit lower, I have an itch I can't reach on my back, hey since being bandits doesn't seem to be working out for you want to be my masseurs? Oh you're hitting all the right spots right now, I've been cramped up down there for theirs, Hey smack that hammer on my shoulders, I think I have a not. Oh you're mad now? I think I felt that one, oooh it stings? are you even men? this is just sad, come on! Hey want some advice, aim for the the hole near my neck! AND REMEMBER I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE HERE RETARDS, Yall corpse food and chop suey now, lol!!"And then I hear them scream, not a manly scream at all, its a shril scream of pent up aggression and sudden terror as they shit themselves and realize they've been fooled! What do I do? Get up, and swing my tail at their legs 1d100 Uncurl and swing my blade and shield at the closest bandit 1d100 cover myself in ice spikes and spin around 1d20+magic -30 mp Elemental burst (Fire+ice=steam) 1d20+magic -25mp grab one and pull him/her down, and shank them 1d20+strstay here taunting them crawl my way out of the crowd 1d20+dex  congratulate Erret and any one else who isn't being a jackass out there Write in>>2172721https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxF4v5asYNc
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2172750> Elemental burst (Fire+ice=steam) 1d20+magic -25mp>stay here taunting them
>>2172721also just saw the filename you glorious bastard
Also does anyone else see Belua singing a song like this, just to taunt/mess with someonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ili_HdPj8Ik
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2172750> congratulate Erret and any one else who isn't being a jackass out there>stay here taunting them> Elemental burst (Fire+ice=steam) 1d20+magic -25mpNone can withstand the holy bants!
>>2172720Well most people who play beast kin don't go for pangolins, and instead go cat, rabbit, wolf...dog you know basic bitch shit for their looks, stats or special racial classesHowever, pangolin beast kin make the best tanks if built right, as seen just now
>>2172756Thank, I'm quite proud of that one! I also have another waiting in the wings for if/when SOMEONE from MGLQ returns, oh doy will that be a fun day.>>2172758Hell yeah I can, hopefully more applicable to general combat rather than one fight. Fuck I wish I had better griefing songs, Belua still needs a fun theme to go along with her badass one
>>2172762Yeah I guess the devs never fixed it since nobody used it so now we are basically a invincible ball of death when curled
>>2172765Remind me which is her badass one again?
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>2172750> congratulate Erret and any one else who isn't being a jackass out there>stay here taunting them> Elemental burst (Fire+ice=steam) 1d20+magic -25mp
>>2172750> Stay here taunting them by acting as an announcer describing the death and maiming
>>2172775Why the song of the holy blizzard shrouding a massive cavalry charge of coursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVg28azacaM
"Hey hey? where'd you go? sorry if you're still there I wasn't really able to tell if you were doing anything and you're all screaming so I just assumed that you're all dying horribly, ahahaha" I laugh, taunt and sneer from my safe little space curled up on the ice "Wow tough crowd""Shut up! are you insane! just shut up you taint damned whore! you're talking more than a nutty warbler" One of the bandits squeals, in a blind panic and rage, aaaaaah I am so glad I can still make people this angry, its like a smoke after a hard day of work! Its like wine to me "I'll cut out your tongue the second you come out of their you coward"Oh, and this is keeping other people alive so I'm not being a bitch, and this bitch just gave me an opening, while his friends get cut up, eaten, and turned to standing pin cushions by the few archers we have"So why don't you" I say, teasingly as I press my hand to my shield, glancing towards his face. He stammers, stutters and finally screams as he kneels down trying to pry me open with his hands"NO DON'T that's what she wants you to do!" a girl yells as I hear them starting to fight again, metal meeting metal, flesh and bone"I DON'T CARE I'M SLITTING THIS COCKY BITCHES THROAT!" He roars as I giggle"STEAM!" I yell, as fire and ice magic meet, the ground and bandits being washed over by the burning cold mixture as steam shoots out of me, splashing the frozen bandits with burning smoke, scalding water and melting icethe one who grabbed me hollers and screams as he falls backwards, flash boiled as he drops past my allies...as the girl covers her face shrieking while I crouch down to stop a few more spear jabs."Good work Erret, you're doing wonderfully. See your magic can be used for good. Stay safe Steve, I know we aren't exactly friends yet but it'd suck if you'd die" I say, peeking up to see the bandits that were around me crying in pain from the steam I just nearly cooked them with "Mathius, You are amazing and that means a lot for me, Henji stop being retarded and get healed before you fucking lose that eye, moronic GREENBEAN"I can hear Erret nearly crying with joy from here, and steve laughing.-mp 460What do I do? Stay curled up, to be safe Rise up and swing m,y blade around like a butcher 1d100 Cool down the bandits WITH ICE 1d20+magic -25mp (elemental burst) Grab one of the bandits, and use them as a human shield 1d20+strSteal one of their spears, and explosive sacrifice it in their face 1d20+dex -40 mp write in
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>2172793> Rise up and swing m,y blade around like a butcher 1d100
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>2172793> Rise up and swing m,y blade around like a butcher 1d100
AlsoI've decided this is going to be a long session, as an apology and christmas gift in a way, and Fresh soul reaper on the day after christmas should be one as well, unless something mucks up my plans
>>2172793> Rise up and swing m,y blade around like a butcher 1d100
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>2172806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1h8qPDA2KE-OH YEAH this is a sign, has to be, most of the bandits group is dead due to my tactical genius, magic and Errets expert control of the walking dead. Time to kill all of them. Laughing still I stand up, and begin to swing my sword around wildly, like a drunken butcher as the bandits are once against surprised! this time because of me acting again so soon with not shit talking. the one's close to me are boiled, the girl covering her probably half melted face as I bring my fang saber down onto the shoulder and neck of the bandit closer to me, his wound freezing up as he falls back onto a spear. I slam my shield into him and swing my blade up, cutting through the helmet the other is wearing as he does the same to me. Blood cuts off my vision as I laugh, and roar at the top of my lungs "SLAUGHTER THEM!"-Hp 645mp 460-The bandit gets his sword armed pulled back, and I cut it in half tossing him away as I fall upon a bandit who was unlucky enough to get a face full of steam and go blind.I swing again and stop, my high coming down as the stinging over my eye begins to make itself known, the smell of blood, rot and cooked meat surrounding me as I look around. all the bandits are either dead, withering on the floor dying, being finished off by the red shrikes or simply eaten by erret's zombie, the rest are crying on the ground, horrifically burned.Most of the randos and all of weeb force are throwing up. guess kitty is out of potions since she's just bandaging green bean and their afro'd friend up now.I sigh"Di...did I do good master?" erret asks panting "I was so worried, but....well you banished that feeling away. I knew you would"I answer with a smile, since I am too excited to talk now still. God I am pumped UP! it feels like I just shotgunned two energy drinks and ran a mile.What do i do? make sure no one died, and give erret a pep talk thank Mathius for keeping the idiots alive go finish off the remaining beasts they have in captivity or let them free and step back  rush to give black, and elrond some relief with whoever they're fighting  interrogate the girl who's face I burned to learn as much as I can about what's waiting for me find Oda, make sure he isn't dead  Wander the camp with Erret, looking for phat loot  Shout challenges to the wolf queen cause I'm a ballah (Warning this will bring the "boss" to you) write in
>>2172836> make sure no one died, and give erret a pep talk> thank Mathius for keeping the idiots alive> interrogate the girl who's face I burned to learn as much as I can about what's waiting for me> rush to give black, and elrond some relief with whoever they're fighting Loot and boss fight once everything else is dead, shit talking is one thing but pride can be a tricky bitch at the best of times. Now it's time to regroup and clean house
>>2172836 make sure no one died, and give erret a pep talk thank Mathius for keeping the idiots alive find Oda, make sure he isn't dead
>>2172836> make sure no one died, and give erret a pep talk> thank Mathius for keeping the idiots alive> go finish off the remaining beasts they have in captivity> rush to give black, and elrond some relief with whoever they're fighting
"Alright" I sigh, brushing my hair out of my eyes as I look around the carnage "is everyone still alive? Did anyone die or is about to die? I know you can't answer me if you did, so speak up if someone you knew is dead now, just to make this easier for me"Looking around I notice a few of my boys wounded and slumped over against eachother or the walls of the walk way...not dead yet but looking pretty pale."Aight, so if you're too wounded to fight, fuck off back to town or find somewhere safe to bandage up" I say smiling, as a zombie shambles past me, before the magic keeping it walking flows out of it and into erret "Oh, if it isn't the star of the show""What do you mean, Lady Belua?" She asks, tilting her head like a cute little puppy "what show?""Oh I mean you...you basically one us this battle with your magic, you probably kept a lot of these folks alive" I say, putting my hand on her shoulder gently, as she frowns and looks away"it is why some seek out these arts, for power and victory" She says, bluntly "it is how they corrupt in the first place and""And they can still be used and controlled by a good heart" I say, flicking one of her braids, making her smile "and even though you're tainted, your heart is still in the right place, you hear me? don't forget that. You did amazingly and stopped more blood from being shed, so smile, and scream at the heavens!"She listens to me and I giggle, trying not to laugh as I ruffle her hair under her hood"Well I didn't mean it literally" I say, looking back over the wounded "Steve...you aren't banged up too bad yet, so ask the survivors if they know of anything we should know about""Aye aye" He says, and if he wasn't stabbed I'd call him a smart ass for that"Stay safe, don't need you dying to something stupid" I say instead, to be a little nicer. before Mathius puts his arm out to stop me "So, we going deeper then, since you seem to be in charge here" he asks "also were did you find those idiots back there?""Bar" I reply coolly before I cheer back up again "Also thanks for keeping those idiots alive, and so you know we are going deeper so our other forces don't die, if you could send some men to find the ninja who was on the walls, he's one of the few actually competent men that came with me""Hey" one of the randos chimes in"Oh no, you're up there to" I say dully, not even bothering to try to line "Also weeb force one, are you still good to go""That isn't our name, but hell yeah my blood is boiling" Greenbean says happily with a bandage on his head"And all over you" I say bluntly, crossing my arms "And what about you kitty and afro""Yeah, It'd take more than a few chest wounds to kill me" the minotaur says trying to look cool"I still have some spells....so if you need me" the cat girl replies"Alright, lets move out and save the others if they need it" I saycont
>>2172892"the wolf queen will rip your throat out" the bandit girl who tried to save who stupid girl sobs, from the pain "She'll spit on your bones and""and take me out to dinner, shut up you've lost, so die quietly" I say, giving her a spiteful glare "You've been corrupting and turning yourselves into monsters, and that disgusts me not only because how wrong it is, but because it gives people the wrong idea of Erret""thank you" Erret chimes in happilyI nod, and whistle as I march outWhat do I do? just march through the fort to the other side try to be stealthy 1d20+learning ask Mathius if he can send his men up ahead Cause a bit of chaos and set some shit on fire as we go ask erret if she'd be okay with controlling the remaining zombies and sending them ahead of us Make it a winter wonderland of snow 1d20+magic -150 mp
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2172896> Make it a winter wonderland of snow 1d20+magic -150 mp
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2172896> Make it a winter wonderland of snow 1d20+magic -150 mpThe Gods demand snow, and they shall have it!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2172896> Make it a winter wonderland of snow 1d20+magic -150 mp
Of course, as I do I remember, something? but my mind puts it into two different ways which is disorienting as shit. But I remember that spells mancer's cast around their element either get stronger or cost less depending on how you do it....using the magic to move the original source or using it to feed it respectively. AND I also remember bascially the same thing, that creating something from nothing takes more energy and effort than it does to simply borrow from the world and natural founts of magic around you. Cornibus told me this I think? Which is really weirding me out, but well I've experienced stuff like this before now, so I guess knowing of my life in this world isn't strange. Hell it'd be weirder if I didn't. And of course, giving magic a sacrifice, a catalyst to feed on, makes it stronger. I smile mischievously, because people used to abuse the fuck out of this mechanic so much they had to change how fire spread and electricity conducted.But that was when this wasn't real, so time to activate g....time to activate super mode just in case anyone who has the power to smite me is listening in on these thoughts.So I stick my saber into my belt and raise my hands into the airs, trying to focus as much of my cyromancy into my hands and the air around me, stopping in the middle of the road leading deeper into the camp."What is she" one of the red shrikes asks as Erret shushes him "She's weaving her magic, she needs concentration to focus and utilize it to its fullest potential" She says as I close my eyes to focus more, feeling a stabbing pain in the center of my forehead that I try to focus on.Then it comes to me with the blinding cold, holding my hands out I begin to dance down the path, twirling and spinning with my steps as giant swathes of my magic flow from my hands and spreads like a wild fire. I hear some snickering but-20+3=grand success360 mp left-It starts slow, the winds picking up as the sky becomes overcast and fills with dark clouds. Then it gets wilder, as snow slowly begins to fall, coating the various tents and overgrown trees with snow. a minute or two of this stops all the hecklers where they stand, and then it becomes even better. The winds begins to wail and howl, as the air turns frigid. Most of the red shrikes step closer together and everyone else tries to bundle up as much as they can. I stop, holding my hands up in front of me like a dj moving to the beat, shaking them up and down as the freezing winds obey me and blankets of snow begin to cover the ground, ruins, trees and people around me much quicker than it would naturally. What was once green, grey and red becomes a wonderfully pure white. Frost crawls on the walls and trees, the snow freezing under me as I feel something drain from me. Glinting sheets of ice hang from the trees and walls and I can here more than on of my little raiders bitching at me for making it so cold
>>2172991Sighing, I lower my hands and walk forward, beckoning them to follow me "Come on then, we have heretics to kill""Bloody only two people my ass" One of the red shrikes mummers"tch, who would've suspected her to hold the magic of the Librarian's knight?" Mathius growls"Ooooh my god its like christmas;" the cat girl squeels"Duuude that was cool" greenbeans chimes in again as I can hear the sounds of battle up ahead, as well as people shouting and cursing, from the little I can hear its all basically "snow, what the fuck""Well, Lady Belua is gifted with the magical arts and is rather cool" Erret says happily as she follows by my side as always-Walker of elements activated-What do I do? charge up the hill, into the back of the bandits 1d100 Dive into the snow, and go land shark on their asses 1d100set up archers, send the red shrikes up to the right and lead everyone else from the left 1d20+ learning Using the new darkness, sneak up behind the bandits Grab erret, and ride a snow wave up to those bastard -5mpSing jingle bells as I lead my small mob and mini army of the dead forward prepare a lightning ball, to throw when we get close enough 1d20+magic -25mp write in
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>2173003>set up archers, send the red shrikes up to the right and lead everyone else from the left 1d20+ learning>Sing jingle bells as I lead my small mob and mini army of the dead forward
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2173003>set up archers, send the red shrikes up to the right and lead everyone else from the left 1d20+ learning>Sing jingle bells as I lead my small mob and mini army of the dead forward
>>2173003>set up archers, send the red shrikes up to the right and lead everyone else from the left 1d20+ learning>Sing jingle bells as I lead my small mob and mini army of the dead forward
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2173003>set up archers, send the red shrikes up to the right and lead everyone else from the left 1d20+ learning>Sing jingle bells as I lead my small mob and mini army of the dead forward
>>2173003> "Ooooh my god its like christmas;" the cat girl squeelsTruly we are the Merriest of Sues.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>2173003>>set up archers, send the red shrikes up to the right and lead everyone else from the left 1d20+ learning>>Sing jingle bells as I lead my small mob and mini army of the dead forwardSo many wonderful things are happening right now
19+5= 24= great success-"Mathius, not sure if its polite to order you around so much since we just met" I say turning to him as he walks by the winter wonder land I created all by myself " But I need you to take the red shrikes through the right side of the hill, so we can preform a""Pincer movement, and its fine, you showed me the devilry my other devils were committing" He says with a sneer under his half melted off helmet "Besides they tried to kill me and my lads, so I want revenge, and I know my way through the fort....just don't send the morons with me""Oh no, they're coming with me" I say smiling, raising my hand up again "also anyone with bows or anything else that can shoot should set up at the bottom of this hill, red shrikes or bar goers alike....if I can order you guys around""You're the boss, paying us with redemtion" He says in a snarky way, but not the annoying way most other people have done since I've got here"Awesome" I giggle as I look to my much reduced forces "So all of you, keep it down, the red shrikes will be going ahead of us, so the bandits turn to face them and black force. now that is already an overwhelming advantage, but we'll come in and strike from behind, like in prison"Erret nods and taps her scythe on the ground "We'll have the element of surprise....my, my, have you been studying the art of war Lady belua? You've become quite the tactician oh so quickly""Of course I have, people died when I didn't" I say, trying not to show how that makes me feels since I've kept that particular trauma bottled up "Now anymore questions, yes you in the back""Yes are you the de" one of the randos begins to ask before his friends shuts him up. I giggle and shake my head, feeling oddly offended at the comment that usually makes me laugh when people ask it"No, now don't say things like that or Erret will be furious, so follow me if there are no more questions" I say happily as I walk alongthe walk up the hill and around the broken wall is easy. the snow hides us, and I raise my finger to my lips to remind my men to be quite as I press myself against a wall.peeking out around the side, I can see the rest of the bandits, trying to pull black down as he roars and screams like a fucking mad man, the five other randos with him as Elrond tosses smoking flasks at the random. They seem like they're getting their ass kicked.Until the red shrikes come in from the side, charging with their red banner held high, a bird stabbing a tiny man onto a set of thorns. The bandits lose a few men in the chaos before they realize what's going on as Mathius leads his charge deeper inside the line. Black starts pushing and punching his way towards him"Now" I say as I walk out, and decided to find my singing voice on a whim The winds pick up into a pained sounding wail as I take my breath, and belt out the perfect song for this moment, at least the opening of it cont
>>2173069"Dashing through the snow, In a one-horse open sleigh, O'er the fields we go" I sing, as threatening and grimly as I can, walking over the small field of snow and ice as arrows begin to fly ahead of me, snow picking up and surrounding me. No doubt me and erret look like a set of grim reapers in the snow.Raising my voice and deepening my tone I continue "Laughing all the way ,Bells on bobtails ring, Making spirits bright"I begin to walk faster, drawing my sword again as the last bits of magic drain from it. And it wails with the wind....ergh creepy, but I don't stop my now running march. Stepping through the snow with such ease, I move like lightning towards my enemies I made today."What fun it is to ride and singA slaying song tonight" I Roar as I raise my sword into the air andWhat do I do? use the snow and ice around me to barrage and batter the bandits with snow firsts and icy needle/daggers/spears 1d20+magic -50 mp Roll up into a ball, and slam into the bandits 1d100 (no need to roll speed/strength because of walker of elements) Throw the trash I picked up from them, to explosive sacrifice it on them 1d100 -40 mp x however many things you throw run at them and Power slide into them, impaling the first bandit 1d100 put erret on my shoulder and run at them 2d100  turn this place into my own personal playground of ice slides and walls 1d20+magic - 20 mp Make/make myself into a ice golem with Armor 1d20+magic -75 mp try to throw a snow/ice ball hard enough to knock them out 1d20+str write in
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2173094> Make/make myself into a ice golem with Armor 1d20+magic -75 mp
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>2173094> run at them and Power slide into them, impaling the first bandit 1d100
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2173094> turn this place into my own personal playground of ice slides and walls 1d20+magic - 20 mp
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>2173094> turn this place into my own personal playground of ice slides and walls 1d20+magic - 20 mp
I stop as the rest of my crew runs past me, except for erret who notices I've stopped and slows down to wait for me like a good girl. This field is more open than that alley right up against the wall, so I have a lot more freedom to go completely crazy on everyone here. Grinning widely, I swing my sword down, using it to trace the path of my own personal playground. Laughing I continue on as slides of ice rise up, around and over the brawl going on in front of me, snaking around eachother to give me the perfect road for running through all of them without having to get into the mob under them"Thus offering me total freedom in this battle" I cackle under my breath as I take a few more wide strokes and raise two of my fingers up, putting walls behind the bandits and between them to further cut them off from each other and stop them from grouping up again as easily as they did last time.-340 mp left-"Oh i see what you're planning" Erret says with wiry grin"Glad ya can" I laugh as I rush forward and begin to sing again "Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way"What do I do? Ride the slide, and try to take the heads of any bandit I slide by 1d100 skate down the slides, tossing ice spears as I go 1d100 -40 mp roll a lightning orb down the slides, so it can cause havoc 1d20+magic - 25 mp Pour the oil on my self and use it like a slip and slide...and slam into the raiders by accident 1d20+defense + defensive curl if you roll up slide up the slide, and grab the head of the bandits as I slip past 1d20+str run over the slide, and smash it with my tail as I get over the bandits 1d20+str ask erret if she wants some fun (basically toss her down the slide) 1d100 write in
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>2173188>ride the slide and jingle all the way
>>2173204We'll it had to happen at some point, reroll please
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>2173188> skate down the slides, tossing ice spears as I go 1d100 -40 mp
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2173188> Pour the oil on my self and use it like a slip and slide...and slam into the raiders by accident 1d20+defense + defensive curl if you roll up
>>2173223>>2173210do you have an idea of how to get the gods' attention?
>>2173236Dedicate the lives of the fallen and the cleansing of this Tainted place in their r name. Also name the impromptu theme park "The Crones Reward" or something similar I like what you're doing with rerolls this time, it's unique
>>2173236Pray for the fallen and swear an oath to cleanse this place of corruption and build a small shrine to the seven
>>2173251Also build statues to the Seven out of ice and snow to overlook the battle, and try to enchant them to stay there after it ends
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>2173188> Ride the slide, and try to take the heads of any bandit I slide by 1d100
I laugh as I run up to the start of the icy slide, and begin to belt out the rest of jingle bells before I slip on the ice, I'm not sure why I did, I think its because I was running far faster than I expected to. It takes a second for the daze to clear, and when it does I'm sliding down the slide way faster than I would ever wanted to. I try to stand back up as I slide down the amusement park wide from of my own making but just end up falling flat on my face. Tasting blood I try to keep myself from falling off, now screaming at the top of my lungs as I zip over the heads of people who want to turn me into a scaly kebab with very long and pointy spears.-hp 625-But somehow, a single thought comes to my mind as I continue my ride to hell. praying! of course! the gods have helped me before! well two of them did, but I've done good things and I'm currently fighting heretics, so they'd have to notice my pleas right? I could die or baClapping my hands together, I try to say prayers for the dead and promise I'll build a shrine to the seven here after I burn this place to the ground. I'm not ever quite sure what I said since I'm moving so fast and not really thinking straight. I'm pretty sure there were a few curses in it and random yelps of surprise but I just don't know. But they should be able to tell the meaning right? They're gods! they have to get prayers like that all the time right. Oh god I'm dead I'm so deaaad. Come I'll build a statue, I'll sacrifice a goat, just help meeee!"MASTER!"Erret cries out sounding horrifed "MASTER! DON....DON'T LOOK DOWN, I'll get you down from that thing!""What the hell?!" Mathius or maybe Blackinor yells in shockWhat do I do? trust in my faith try not to fall off 1d20+dex aim to fly off the next curve, so I don't fall into the sea of spears under me roll off to get off this ride curl up into a ball 1d20+defense+defense curl bonus Gather myself and try to pray a bit more....coherently 1d20+will write in
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2173315> Gather myself and try to pray a bit more....coherently 1d20+will
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>2173315> Defense curl> Gather myself and pray properly
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2173315> Gather myself and try to pray a bit more....coherently 1d20+will curl up into a ball 1d20+defense+defense curl bonus
>>2173325Forget defense curl, I didn't see that it needed a roll. Yes I'm dumb
>>2173327>>2173325>>2173320And what exactly do you pray?
>>2173339For deliverance from our pride, to allow us to continue to be their instrument in this world, and to freeze the hell out of the Taint that has taken this place
Roll 1d10to see if you're answered
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>2173384May the gods smile upon their griefer today
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I take a deep breath, closing my eyes as I spread out my arms and legs to try and keep myself from bumbling off the slide right into death. Clearing my mind is in no way easy, especially at a time like this, but somehow I do it. Must be all the snow muffling the noise, helps me focus I think. I take a few deep breaths, in and out, in and out. Sighing, I lay back and begin to pray again, not clapping my hands together this time. "Please aid me in this time of my need, If my pride offended you, forgive me for I am excitable. But all me to be an instrument of yours in this world, and lock away the taint that has taken this place in the coldest of blessed ice and cold" the words flow out of my mouth without me thinking of them "Please let me free this land from corruption and sin....please"Then, I feel something staring at me, as Erret yells...screams. I open my eyes and look over to see the last bastion of the fort, the tower in the center. A woman is standing there with a red cape flowing around her, her eyes burning with hate as shadows surround her.Her face is covered by a metal wolf mask, one of her hands stuffed in her cloak as the other holds a still beating heart.....her other hand is clawed and furred."You pray to your impotent uncaring gods, its enough to drive me mad ya know" She laughs as I manage to slide to the end without getting stabbed through of holes, as the bandits and my crew keep on fighting "I just despise stuff like that, and in my own little unhallowed church? Oh you have nerve runt, you have some nerve"I stand up, licking my lips and tasting the blood frozen on my lip. Good thing I put the end of my slide away from the fight. Well at least far enough to stand up before I have to fall back into violence."Away from her, I want to eat the god's toy heart, to rip it and feel the blood within it pool inside of my hand" the girl says lifting her head back as she cackles and howls, lifting down the jaw of her mask to shove the still beating heart into it "Show her the powers that little coward who follows her denies, you see"She raises her hand as the shadows clinging to her crawl up to her hands, she tilts her hand as I raise my shield and unsheathe my sword as it begins to shake, like its trying to fly to her hand"Child of beasts and ice, orphan of the hungry beasts and student of the mage of priestly magic" She says in a taunting tone as she leans over the knee high wall she's behind-https://youtu.be/djX7BdkPURo-cont
>>2173428Oh boy she's going to trigger the fuck out of Errat once she gets over here. It'll be her last mistake
>>2173428"Me and the sycophant who yaps after you like an obedient dog, have both seen the night sky" She says, as her eyes shimmer with predatory hunger "the difference, I can see in her soul, whispered in the night. She hides from her destiny, by the flame of "kindness" in your heart. Do not make me sick! Its all just hypocrisy isn't it? She gives power that should be hers to one who detests it, yet encourages it? Yes I have been watching you, Belua. my friends in dark whisper your name to me. And seeing one walk from the path of destiny disgusts me so, and seeing you act like the top dog in my domain angers me so"the sky darkens further as she bites down on the heart, the shadows on her forming a wolf for a second before it vanishes and fades into the sky."For you and your pet are civilized, these lands are wild, I promised them to my....patrons" She says holding her arms out "So let me show you, child of Darkness....Erret, what accepting fate will give you, And you Belua, let me show you the might of the night itself!'She bends backwards and howls as her cloak is ripped from her by unseen hands"You may have killed the dire who I taught, butchered him like meat" She says as her arms bend backward snapping like chicken bones as....something to her "But I....will not fail my masters, and you will taste the wonderful whine in sin....in his manor....in her tomb"She howls in pain again as the clouds part, and reveal the full moon, now glowing a foul purple lightAll Erret can do is mewl in panic, crying "it isn't supposed to be a tainted night, it isn't supposed to be a tainted....it isn't supposed to be a""No....no I did not work with people like them, I have morals, I have respect and lines I DRAW, I DID NOT MEAN TO FOLLOW HER" Mathius cries out"What the fuck!" Blackinor yells, sounding horrified"I...I wanna go home now" green bean and cat girl cry out"....God why did you put me in a shitty world like this!?" Elrond cries out-Prayer answered*Child, you face a follower of the most foul of forms. I have not come because of your words I will admit, I have not come from kindness in my heart but rage and THIS SHAMES ME greatly. But this....what she has wrought, a most taboo ritual. I cannot see her, nor your ever loyal servant. For they as all touched by taint are hidden by me. But she has done something beyond mere heresy. She invokes the endless night, a crime beyond any*Wait so you didn't come here for me like*the maiden and the crone, yes. My lord gives me heed to give you aid, for he is busy fighting back the night itself. Slay this beast in human skin, so COMMANDS the lord of morning. To fail is to be damned, all of you. Save the souls of these simple people and your own, so commands the mourning king, I his angel beseech thee, to be the righteous flame in the debased darkness*cont
>>2173464Oh for a second I thought you were him, this is...is an honor I guess. Kind of shaken up and fucking scared out of my wits by this. Wait am I cursing at an angel in my mind or.*It matters not, remember your pride, and fear her bite. or you will share the fate of the misfortune child....one of the knights vouches for you, do not make her recomendation go to waste. Alimofa, the keeper of man's lies has pledged her name for you this day, and called my lord's attention to you for this trial. I pray for you, do not disappoint her and the light that lights the sun. Take this small blessing now child*"And make war" the things voice speaks from my mouth, leaving me feeling...feeling-And then a bell chimes in my head, and I feel....better, like I just woke up and had a nice, warm filling breakfast-Mp and hp recovered fullyA light shines on you (you can now see in the near pitch black night)Horrors gallop, dance and jeer with glee, tis a tainted night, keep your faith and fear not, for it will passErret is blessed by the dark forces around you (her magic has been increased temporarily) But-"Gott mit uns" I roar as I stand up, golden light flowing from my armor and shield, but fades by my blade-Effect of prayer, attention drawn by a dark force, boss called.Dark force attracts the lord of morning, the king of the gods, due to the ritual that turned day to night, and night into tainted hell-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HLNMfCBUb0-I feel....zealous, like a fire is burning in me, a joy...an adrenaline I get when I fuck with people but different. Angrier, colder, yet hotter. it...it is hard to even bring words to. All I know is it makes me want to kill this bitch.She falls, her bones snapping as her clothes rip and tear in places, screaming as her mask is pushed off with an actual wolf face, her old bloody skin sticking to her like a cloak as her muscles burst and force her shattered bones into place. She stands, now a tall inhuman...oh she's a fucking werewolf isn't she?!Well this is just....perfect, I can't feel fear right now, I am to angry and....shocked, so I best be on my best behavior for this fight....well as best and nice as I can manage at leastand she made it a tainted night, wonderful. Now Erret is scared out of her"I will not yet you do this! You cannot do such things! it is wrong and inhuman! it is pure evil to act as a devil when the gods blessed you with a pure untouched soul!" Erret roars, black veins covering her arms "And to use it to turn your back to them, and call such foulness into t the world! You will die! by my masters hand and mine!""they have turned against us, so I have turned against them" the werewolf cackles and growls "so I will devour both you and her if you do not see the light in the night sky""Such things are a lie" erret hisses, hanging her headcont
>>2173493I move to get to the werewolf, but suddenly she's leaped into the air, moving faster than...than anything I've ever seen , and comes falling down towards me in a pounceFuck me AND FUCK HER"GOD WILLS IT BITCH" I screamroll 1d20+defense or str or dex
>>2173496Defense, we are the wall against which evil breaks
Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>2173496
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2173499
>>2173505Gods will it it indeed
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2173496Defense
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2173496God does not play diceBut I do
She flies down towards me, a flurry of fangs, fur, claws and unnatural darkness. She could probably crush me by just falling on me, but no she's trying to make good of ripping my heart out and eating in front of erret just to spite. And that pisses me off, I may be petty but that's just well Erret put it perfectly. Evil. I may be a bitch, but there are lines I won't cross. And this isn't a game any more, so now there are even more I'd say.I raise my battered shield up and roar at her, no idea why I did but I did, so fuck it. She bites onto it, trying to wrap around my arm. And under the pressure of her bite, even under my gauntlets and shield, I can feel my bones beginning to bend and snap.Howling with rage I throw her off, smacking her with my tail to get her to let go-20+9= 29= success-I pant, looking down at my shield, and feeling a surge of anger, she's bitten through the marks of the hound and farmer. And hey I may have just become devout because I was forced to it, but fuck that makes me mad! must be from my life on this world. "Holy relics will do nothing for you" She says standing up to her full height, looking down at me as she spreads her arms out like a reverend "For I have spirits of my own at my beck and call, what can a stone like you do to stop the sea of sin that is washing over the land""Tch, plug up the hole letting it in, all of them" I say holding my blade towards her throat "And trust in others, like Erret, you instead of misleading and corrupting them because I'm a massive bitch, sound familiar""Hmmph, you corrupt her with kindness, you show to no others, as hypocritical as all men of god" She says, bring her arms closer together "I will see how kind your heart is, when I hold it in my hand"She howls again, and charges. Snow and ice fill the air as she kicks them up.What do I do? Counter charge 1d100 Hold my ground, and explosive sacrifice my shield right into her face 1d100 -40 mp Curl up right as she attacks me 1d20+ defense and defense curl bonus  toss the bottle of oil at her 1d100 set a lightning orb between us 1d20+magic -25mp TACKLE HER 1d20+Str Erret, I trust you, she's a foul bitch, so help me cut her down Mathius, your time for redemption shines bright, join me or wallow in your mistakes Black, help me or I am shoving my foot so far up your ass.... Form a spear of ice, and slam it into her, then elemental burst 1d100 -50 mp write in
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>2173530> set a lightning orb between us 1d20+magic -25mp> Erret, I trust you, she's a foul bitch, so help me cut her down
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2173530> Errat, I trust you completely, we do this together > set a lightning orb in her path
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>2173530> Erret, I trust you, she's a foul bitch, so help me cut her down> Mathius, your time for redemption shines bright, join me or wallow in your mistakes..> Hold my ground, and explosive sacrifice my shield right into her face 1d100 -40 mp
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>2173530> Hold my ground, and explosive sacrifice my shield right into her face 1d100 -40 mpYou would be wasting your time looking for such a thing.
>>2173548> Mathius, your time for redemption shines bright, join me or wallow in your mistakes> Black, help me or I am shoving my foot so far up your ass....Get gutting yourself black, it's time to bathe in blood.
>>2173548>Blowing up our shieldYou absolute Madman
>>2173575It's mostly shredded now, and it has served us well. It would be a fitting end to go out with a holy bang
>>2173575There's no blacksmith in this backwater of a town. It's better to go looking for a new one.
>>2173575Its useless against the werewolf so might as well use it harm the abomination
I don't move an inch, just glaring this rabid bitch down, standing in the darkest night I have ever seen in this world or the one I was born in. The only reason I can even see her is because of the light coming off my armor, if it wasn't for it I'd be completely blind. She zig zags, kicking up more snow and frost to try and blind me and hide her hunting charge towards me.I crack my knuckles and sigh, ya know what the hell do I have to lose by being reckless? Being tainted? mauled? tch. Erret would still stand by me and I am used to people hating me. Besides not like any players have gone full inquisition yet.So I stay calm, repeating these thoughts and the words of that angel in my head as the werewolf runs towards me, howling madly as she throws herself at me. Standing on her hind legs, she brings her claws to me.I unleash raw, untapped magic, and say goodbye to my shield as I Punch towards her open mouth as odd laughing, cries, howls, sing song and screeches fill the night.There's a flash of light, followed by a metallic screech that drowns out the rest of the noise. Then there's a crackling bang, blinding me as my arm goes flying up into the air, dragged by the force of the explosion.-Mage's shield lostcurrent defense 6+2-the ringing stops, and the ice cloud clears as my lungs burn from the golden smoke around me. The queen of wolves has been knocked back, and my top hat has been knocked off center. My arm aches, but I've somehow not been filled with shrapnelI turn back as the monstrous she bitch picks herself back up, laughing. I look to Erret, who's trying to keep her eyes on the ground and away from the night sky"Erret" I say seriously "I trust you completely, we do this together, she's a fould bitch, so help me cut her down"Mathius curses and yells at the sky, but I get his attention with the same whistle that nearly spelled his death"Mathius" I say softly, trying to sound like my mother or cornibuis "your time for redemption shines, join or wallow in your mistakes"Erret looks up, her eyes banished off all shadows, and her veins vanishing behind her pale, snow white skin.Mathius looks at his spear and at his former boss, glaring through the hole in his helmet. He stomps his foot"Fine, I've been needing to confess for years anyways, time to step from the path of scum" He says, sounding like I do, furious with righteous hate "Come, Belli, whore of the woods""I fear no evil, so long as the light of gods walks by me, though my soul is pulled and my life filled with torment and hate, I will not turn to darkness" Erret says, moving up behind me like a ghost "So long as the world gives me kindness, and my master walks alongside the maiden"-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqlNY5iX-nA-cont
>>2173593"Magic Bitch" the werewolf says, through broken fangs and pooling blood in her mouth "Cowardly child and heartless man, I will feast on you, and make these woods my home. Toladar will know this land...my land in its nightmares""May the night swallow you whole, and the forsaken god devour the piety in your hearts" She says raise her hands as pitch black darkness surrounds her handWhat do I do? Put up an ice wall 1d20+magic -30mp CHARGE 3d100 (Belua, Erret, Mathius) Taunt and insult her Rush her with a lighting orb 1d100 -25 mp  slam my hand into the ground, and bind her in place 1d20+ magic -30 mp Use myself to take the brunt of the magic 1d20+will surround her wait....my mirror of desire is silver isn't it? Tackle her to the ground 1d20+str write in
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2173600> Use myself to take the brunt of the magic 1d20+will> Taunt and insult her
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>2173600> insult her as only a griefer can>my mirror is silver> freeze her in place
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>2173600> Taunt and insult her> slam my hand into the ground, and bind her in place 1d20+ magic -30 mp> wait....my mirror of desire is silver isn't it?
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2173600> slam my hand into the ground, and bind her in place 1d20+ magic -30 mp>May the night swallow you whole, and the forsaken god devour the piety in your heartsSuch piety.
And then it bubbles forth, growing darker as eyes, fangfilled maws and sickle like claws grow along it. She swings her clawed hand down, and the tentacles of darkness around her hand shoot forward. "Now die, in agony" She says angrily, as she tries to keep her jaw together.I throw myself to the ground, digging my hand into the snow as Ice runs down my arm and too my fingers, crawling towards her as the evil whip or whatever she just through at her flies over my head, biting into my back and trying to lift me up as it does.-17+3 = 20= success-thankfully because I threw myself on the ground, erret and Mathius had enough of a notice to get out of the way, so I just suffer for thinking with my adrenaline filled heart.I slam my fist into the ground, yelling a wordless curse. The pain...the pain is terrible, its like salt covered knives dragged down my back slowly.But, then I hear the werewolf grunt and growl in fury, as her legs have been frozen in place-Queen of wolves rooted for 1 roundBelua is suffering from intense pain, 1 round-"I am going to kill you for that" Erret says, coldly"CRIPES!" Mathius yellsAnd as I roll over on my back, gasping and groaning from pain I think to my mirror of desire for some reason, and remember its made of silver. Oh now that gives me a much better chance"What's the matter bitch? did the ice cool off your heat? or are you mad I made you look like an idiot just now?" I ask, wheezing as tears fill my eyes and freeze over-current hp: 600 of 690current mp: 510 of 580What do i do? stay on the ground, and pat snow on my burning wounds Get up, and mob her with Erret and Mathius 3d100 fight threw the pain and try and push more ice over her legs 1d20+magic -30mp Yell more insults, and lead her on a chase 1d20+speedCrush the ice on her legs 1d20+magic -30 mp roll up to her, and push myself up with my tail as I swing at her, 1d100Try to make my mirror into a stabbing tool....somehow 1d20+learning explode the mirror and toss it at her 1d100 -40 mp cover her side of the battlefield in ice 1d20+magic -30 mp write in
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2173645> fight threw the pain and try and push more ice over her legs 1d20+magic -30mp
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2173645> crush the ice on her legs and cripple her
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2173645> fight threw the pain and try and push more ice over her legs 1d20+magic -30mp
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2173645Night HM
I slap my hand on the ice path I made, trying to make it grow longer and thicker so she'll be stuck in place longer than she already is. I wince in pain as I work my magic, but I fight through it, struggling to work my powers as she holds her arms out, challenging both Erret and Mathius to Bring it. Then she hears the cracking ice and turns back to me with a hateful look in her eyes. Raising a claw in the air, she begins to guide the shadow tentacles back towards me. Mathius notice this, and rushes her, Erret begins to as I continue pumping my magic. "GO" I yell, as I feel that horrible pain grabbing my back again, as I see that the queen of wolves is still stuck in place, even as she breaks the first boots I made for her.And she's too busy using her fucking satanic powers to rip me off the ground to notice Mathius shoving his hard spear into her jaw and Erret planting her scythe in her stomach.She begins to rip me up in the air, pulling and tugging at my sides, ripping them open as I whimper and lay my head into the snow-520 hp410 mp-I stand up, as the teeth and claws of pure shadow rip at me as she roars and just bats Erret and Mathius aside like dolls. and they fall into the night with yells. They're close but I can't see themThe wolf queen glares at meand I reply in turn-Belua is now enraged-What do I do? Hold her in place 1d20+will -50 mp Rush her, screaming at the top of my lungs 1d100 Explosive sacrifice the ice 1d20+ magic -40 mpGrip my sword in both hands, and call her a cunt 1d100 Kick a lightning orb at her and use it as a distraction to stab her 1d100 -25 mpTry to make my mirror into a stabbing tool....somehow 1d20+learning explode the mirror and toss it at her 1d100 -40 mpCrush the ice on her legs 1d20+magic -30 mpwrite in>>2173660and you saved Belua from being tossed like a doll just now
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>2173665> explode the mirror and toss it at her 1d100 -40 mp
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2173665> Hold her in place 1d20+will -50 mpIf she wants to get into a contest of wills with us and ignore the others we should let her
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2173665I have an idea, but it's risky as hell> rush her, explosive sacrifice the mirror, and freeze it to her chestI'll let HM decide what roll that would be, but yeah, we can use that as a Hail Mary to take her downFir now though > hold her down with the weight of her sins. And a shit load of ice
15+3 = 18 = success-I do not break away my glare, locking eyes with her as she swish her finger around, gathering more shadows to bring back that massive hand of teeth, fangs and eyes back to try and rip me from where I'm laying, so she can free herself. I just keep my magic pumping, blood pooling at the top of the cap of her ice boots as the weight of them begins to crush her wolf like legs.Neither of us say a thing as the we continue out battle of wills, as I slowly begin to crush her bones just by the sheer ammount of ice I'm piling on her. And she, well she finishes gathering up her little spirits to slam into me again.Raising her arm up, she gets ready to swing them back over me, no doubt to maul me from where she's stands since I really doubt she's doing it to give me the weirdest hug in anyworld-520 mp360 mp-roll 1d20+ dex or speed or defense
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2173681Defense, it's the best we've got
Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>2173681defense we won't move from this spot until one of us is dead
>>2173684I only have one thing to say to thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdysbdsrT2Y&list=RDTdysbdsrT2Y
>>2173684I've noticed that whenever we try to stand our ground we roll high
>>2173684We've had a startling amount of nat 20's tonight
>>2173694Clearly it is a sign that our actions are favored by the gods but yeah its insane
>>2173694The Gods are with us my friends. I won't question it if you don't
I close my eyes, I know there is going to be pain. But when has that stopped me before? This bitch will kill me if I don't endure, will kill Erret and kill all those other guys I kind of care about now. So I rest my head on the nice, soft snow and sigh. So long as I can keep her frozen in place, I don't have to worry about her hurting Erret, or doing anything besides playing grab ass with her horrific magic or whatever that is. Besides, this should be a good enough deed to redeem me and oh god I can't think of enough useless stuff right now to ignore the fact I'm about to be ripped into a bunch of ribbons by this crazy bitch. I really hope I can find some magical aspirin after all this cause, all this hurting is making me want to cry.What comes in the moments that can follow, I can only think of like someone trying to pry open a bag of chips or something else, like some fatso's grubby fingers struggling to pull open a crabs shell. A dog trying to chew its way through a door. A virgin trying to figure out bras. Her mess of fur, eyes, fangs and fangs growls and chortles like a frenzied, starved animal as it bites and rips at me. Its trying to move me away, take my hand off the ice and stop my magic from keeping her in place. But I'll be damned and fucked in an alley if I let her run off after anyone else, or me. You know, not being turned into a Belua slash sadie blood shake is pretty high on my to do list right now.And trying to make light of this torture makes the pain not as bad as it would be.-20+8= great success-100 damage, divided by four = 25 damage taken495 hp remaining50 mp spent to retain ice as it is broken310 mp remaining-"LEAVE HER ALONE, STOP HURTING MY....MY FRIEND" Erret shrieks like she's gone mad, her voice shaking as she runs as quickly as she can with a limp to the queen bitch.The werewolf turns to smack her down and digs her claws into her, my claws skip a beat. And then I sigh, and laugh in relief as both of us see that isn't herErret cut the legs off a zombie and put it in her robes. The real her comes behind her, wearing a pale white dress as she dives her scythe into the bitches neck. Mathius comes stumbling back into sight, wheezing hoarsely The werewolf roars, as small little gremlin looking things begin to smack her frozen legs as she tries to break through them. As she struggles, she grabs Erret, and throws her off. The poor girl lands next to me, gasping and coughing in pain."I...I do good?" She asks weakly, the pain stopping her from speaking normally "I can...I can still protect you, I'm fine, just....don't worry master I'm fine"Oh no you're not, I am going to"Going to KILL that bitch" I hiss, venomously as I stand up, keeping one hand over the ice as I docont
>>2173699What do I do? Tell Erret to stay back and rush her 1d100 Mathius, hurry up and help me 2d100 Give Erret my robes, and cast lightning orb twice, one for both hand 1d100 -50 mp Give erret the mirror and tell her to make it into a weapon Show this bitch what it means to piss off a griefer (put everything into your magic) 1d20+magic + rage -200 mp or -100 mp -100 hp Get erret to safety, trust Mathius not to die 1d100 write in
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2173704> Show this bitch what it means to piss off a griefer (put everything into your magic) 1d20+magic + rage -100 mp -100Well I gotta call it a night HMThanks for Running and have a Merry Christmas
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2173704> Show this bitch what it means to piss off a griefer (put everything into your magic) 1d20+magic + rage -200 mp or -100 mp -100 hp
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>2173704> Show this bitch what it means to piss off a griefer (put everything into your magic) 1d20+magic + rage -200 mp>Good job Errat, try to rest up for now while I deal with this stray dog of ours>In the name of the all of the gods above, I will destroy your Tainted carcass, purge your evil from this world, and protect it's people from the horrors you serve! AND YOU HURT MY BEST FRIEND YOU STUPID CUNT!
>>2173709I may have tried to name all of the Seven in the prayer originally, but I don't think I had them all and I didn't want to piss anyone off by fucking up their part in it, oh well
>>2173707all mpor split
>>2173713I'm fine with splitting the cost if we need a tie breaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5NqIsnyTG8-I stand up without a word, patting erret on her head to reasure her since I can't even come up with anything to say to her I'm so angry. Instead I just march up towards the Queen bitch, wincing and grinding my teeth to ignore the pain running through my body and the blood dripping down my back. The queen wolf tries to laugh, but I remind her what's going on with a snap of my fingers.With that snap, the ice around her legs shatters, stabbing her legs and crushing them. I keep my free hand up, leaving it exactly where I snapped my fingers. She falls to the ground and her legs begin to struggle to piece her legs back together and Mathius comes in, yelling like an angry god as he stabs the "royal" bitch right through her spine. This does nothing to stop her, and he gets sent tumbling down the hill, his helmet now nearly ripped in half. He's breathing heavily, and I am fucking lucky she hasn't hit me with anything besides her crappy magic. She gallops towards me, and I throw my hand out, freezing the ground in front of her and sending her sliding. She starts to stand back up and the snow under her rises up in a sudden wave, knocking her back down into a faceful of icicles I hid along the road of ice to where she was stuck not five seconds ago.She raises her hand with a roar and I glare at her, unmoving as I flip my wrist up. A wall of ice shoots up in front of me and is shattered by the fist of just....wrongness she's been throwing around. I swing my arm to the left, and slide on a disk of ice with it, skiing along the snowy hill as the fist of fangs and fur grabs at me. I allow myself to smirk, laughing as I raise my hand up again as it begins to chase after me as the winds pick up to be hurricane class, whiping up the snow as I begin to feel faint.As her magic flail around trying to grab me again or just hit me, I grab my head, trying to stop myself from falling off my "board" and when I bring my hand back I see there's blood on my arm...My nose is bleeding and so are my palms.I shake my head and hold my hand back up, my blood turning to my weapon as I freeze it into a spear of ice. My ski comes back around and I tag the werewolf in the back with one, then another, more blood draining into my hand as I toss it. Everything stops for a second and blanks, and I'm pretty sure I just fainted for a second-395 hp 210 mp left-That second was all it took for the giant hand to punch the snow under me and flip my ice disk.The werewolf is standing in the center of the blizzard, slumped over and breathing raggedly. And even though all I can see of her is her outline, I can see her blood, staining the snow red with three spears sticking out of her back, ice stuck to her.She rips one of the ice spears out of her, and howls, rushing for me as her magical hand tries to grab me as I stumble and try not to wipe outroll 1d20+dex or def+Defense roll
Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>2173728
>>2173729that'd be a plus 16 btw
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2173728Defense roll, the wall of the Gods Disdain remains standing
>>2173729So anyone have any idea on how to get the gods to give us a reroll because failing this roll seems really bad
>>2173733We already did that though
>>2173736Well I do hand out rerolls for any fan art, fics/stories/ poems, and anything of that nature
>>2173737Sadly I have 0 talent when it comes to being creative so unless someone else has some fan art stored we may be in trouble for once
>>2173732I'll reiterate my earlier prayer>In the name of the all of the gods above, I will destroy your Tainted carcass, purge your evil from this world, and protect it's people from the horrors you serve!Along with an addendum>No matter what happens here you bitch, the Gods will destroy you utterly for the very sin against creation itself that you have brought about this day-turned-night. If it falls to me to be their bulwark against your evil and corruption, than I will gladly accept that burden. But if it is not me who destroys you here today, others will come for your hide, the Gods do not look upon this kind of abomination with mercy, only a fury you or your masters could never know! Either way, you will die here beast, having accomplished nothing but darkening the day for but a moment. And I will shield the world from filth like you well past the end of my days dog, the Day will break the Night just as it always does. And I'll laugh my ass off when I see your face when it does.
>>2173733You know you can still roll anon, a 20 will still kill the 1
1+16= 17= success + Crit fail-I wince on reflex, curling up into a ball as I hit the snow and begin to roll, coughing and sputtering as snow falls into my mouth as I bounce and tumble down the hill. Can't even tell up and down the during the journey down the hillside. I begin to unfurl as I feel myself come to a stop and stand up, slipping on ice. Before I can try to catch myself, I howl in pain, my foot twisting around.I gasp, falling to my hands and knees, vainly trying to stand as my foot slips again as I do, catching myself on my sword as I fall again, still struggling to stand. But no matter what I do, it hurts too much to put pressure on my leg, because the second I do it feels like my leg is about to snap off.My tears freeze to my face as I look up, the snow and ice settling as the werewolf shambles towards me, horrific wounds covering her body and blood soaking her fur."So, the gods have finally turned away from you in disgust for not being.....strong enough" She sneers, wheezing as she steps forward, the spears me and Mathius stabbed through her going through her chest. But while any thing else would be fucking dead she still stands "Isn't it sad? Look, you give them up and I'll let you live. You have potential, a whole lot of it. Enough to make demons"She holds her hand out the shadow wolf lapping at her palm"Cry" she growls, holding her hand out, still holding my ice spear in her hand-current hp: 370current mp: 210Sprained ankle: Movement Halved-"In the name of all the gods above, I will destroy your tainted carcass" I hiss, picking myself up with my sword, "standing" a bit higher now as I try to insult and threaten her as much as I can in this state, too angry to curse her out or just simply throw insults and taunt her way, she hurt Erret, and has nearly killed me. And she's been talking mad shit. So I am just too mad to be my usual, teasing self, no, Now I'm serious, more serious than I have ever been now that I can feel the reaper hanging around "Purge all your evil with fire, and protect the world and the people in it from the horrors you serve""Even about to die you stick by the uncaring gods, that's just sad. Now I'll make good my threat, drag your body to the foolish girl and eat your heart out in front of her" She says, as she begins to walk over to meI pant, wheezing as I struggle to stand up before something wells upside of me, something that's deeper and stronger than just rage. I can't put a name to it, but I'd guess it'd be called righteous anger-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSOSJ0iRH1A-A voice calls out to me, and I swear its mine.It tells me "Don't give up to a bitch like this, stand up and make good the promise from ages ago, You will not....we will not fall today"Andthe words flow through my mouth, fueled by this new fire in my chest, don't even have to think of them before they come flying out filled with piss and vinegar cont
>>2173753"No matter what happens here you bitch, the Gods will destroy you utterly for the very sin against creation itself that you have brought about this day-turned-night" I scream, nearly falling over from the intensity of it.Queen bitch steps back as I catch my breath and scream wordlessly to the sky "If it falls to me to be their bulwark against your evil and corruption, than I will gladly accept that burden" I growl, sounding more monstrous to her a I rip my saber from the ground, seems its stopped trying to change sides on me now as I limp towards her "But if it is not me who destroys you here today, others will come for your hide, the Gods do not look upon this kind of abomination with mercy, only a fury you or your masters could never know!""The maddened braying of a scared little girl who hid from things like me once" She says, snarling, trying to be tough and cow me but bitch I am going to whoop your ass with god's own boot"Shut it, either way if even if I die so will you, this is your grave here beast. How's itt feel having accomplished nothing but darkening the day for what? a minute or two at most" I laugh coldly, grimly sneering the wolf bitch lowers her head to glare at me"so you see the truth? You admit you'll die today" She says, trying to shake me up, put me downFuck her"And I will shield the world from filth like you well past the end of my days dog, the Day will break the Night just as it always does. And I'll laugh my ass off when I see your face when it does" I proclaim, stabbing my sword at her, now standing again "GOTT MIT UNS!"-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVg28azacaM-With that, she decides to stop playing nice and rushes me like a crazed animal, spear in hand. I stand my ground and spread my legs"SUCK MY NON EXISTENT DICK YOU WHORE" I roar righteously What do I do? Aim for her neck, try to take her head 1d100 tip her with my tail, and stab her through the heart 1d100 Slick the ground with ice, and gather magic in my fist 1d20+magic -50 mp explode her ice spear 1d20+magic -40 mp Grab her, and push her down 1d20+str+ adrenaline/ rage sneakily grab my silver mirror, and get ready to end this fight like it started 1d20+magic -40 mp Charge her as best as I can, screaming a prayer than just came to my head 1d100 Turn my back to her, and wait until i can feel her breath on my back to strike, while elemental bursting 1d100 -25mp write in
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>2173760> explode her ice spear 1d20+magic -40 mp
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>2173760> tip her with my tail, and stab her through the heart 1d100
>>2173762If we go for a d100 roll this won't hurt as bad, sorry guys
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>2173760Fuck it, I'll change my vote to my original idea > tip her with my tail, and stab her through the heart 1d100
I watch her closely. But soon give up and just decide to leave this to instinct and fate, since all the snow being thrown up is making it a pain in my ass to keep track of her. A plan forms in my pain wracked mind, but I'm not sure if I really know it myself, due to all the clouds floating around in my head. She rises out of the snow cloud, standing on her hind legs again.I turn and slip on my bad foot again, my plan crumbling as I see her falling over me, her claws poised to dismember and disembowl me. two lives flash before my eyes and then I think, maybe she just made my plan work. Swinging my tail around to both hit and stand up, I hit her still broken legs and send her toppling to the ground as she digs her claws in my chest and rakes them over my face.Pushing her back with the pommel of my sword, I open my eyes to see I still have them, and that my guts haven't fallen out.Gripping my saber in both hands I drive it down with all my weight as I fall on top of the pommel and her as she slips on the same ice that made me trip, as she tries to catch herself and finish the job.Her eyes go wide, as her body begins to fade back into the girl she was, the girl around my age. If I was sentimental I might think this could've been me if I went down a different path. But as the clouds part, and the night gives way to day, I look at her pale ruined face, her red hair soaked with blood as it covers her face, her yellow green eyes wide with fear as her soul no doubt goes to hell-Hp remaining: 170-"P...please" she begs reaching towards me as the light fades from her eyes "Please don't leave me, you said....you said you loved""Fuck off" I say, twisting my sword around, leaving a gaping wound in her already ruined chest. But out of curiosity, I look over my shoulder to see what she was reaching for.All I see is the rapidly setting moon as the blood from the cuts she left on my face gets in my eyesThen, as I fall back down, holding onto my blade so I don't fall on my ass to join Erret and Mathius on the ground, beaten but alive, I hear faint, distant clapping.I look up and See Alimofa walking up the hill past the dead bandits, monsters, and whoever else is gone now. She moves with an unearthly grace as she comes up to me and looks over me with emotionless silver mask"I knew you'd succeed, you are too stubborn to die in such....an undignified way" She says softly "Sorry I was not here to aid you directly, I did not see how troublesome they were before""Oh, so they were worth your time after all" I ask angrily "What was all that shit about it not being a pressing matter, and we had to explore my new house right now"cont
>>2173776Oh fuck it's that same raid boss Krovy is going to kill, she certainly get's around
>>2173776"My lord who see's the secrets of men did not gift me with sight of what happened or was happening because of her" She says calmly, reaching for her sapphire blade sitting on her side "I simply stayed on the outskirts of the property until he blessed me with a fraction of the truth of what happened here. I simply did not know, I am sorry"I just glare at her"I am not all knowing, Belua, magic is fantastic, but does not make you a god" She says softly "the day is one, but not without lose. It is the way of things, the path of Martyrs we all follow....I am sorry I failed my duties this day"She bows slightly and sighs "due to my own blindness....you however, risked your life because you saw what I didn't and knew it was your duty. Which is honorable"I keep glaring at her, struggling to breath"Yes I get it, your mad I wasn't here sooner, but I prayed for you, and judging from what happened, it was heard" She says "Yeah, thanks for that. I really don't have much to say right now" I say looking away from her "Pissed off Erret got hurt an in pain, not really one for a conversation right now""Then lets cut to the point, I am not a fan of unnecessary ceremony" She says raising her now unsheathed blade over my shoulder "I offer you nobility, a knighthood and a fief for your piety, nobility, bravery and competence. For having proven yourself worthy, I offer the blessing of the gods to raise your blood above normal men"God the way she's saying it is so bored, its like she's reading off from a cue card! and probably is mentally. it takes all of my will not to laugh in her face because of this"And as it comes to light, ever more clear the longer time passes, I offer leadership of carolton and the surrounding farms at you as the current mayor is woefully incompetent, and you're the closest thing to a daughter my dear friend has" She says with a chuckle "if you would accept these burdens..... of course"Well? Accept, as excitedly as I can spit in her face and decline, calling her a bitch Shrug, and say I'll think about it say I'll have my answer once I am not dying asked how many people are dead write in-Belua has gained 2 levelsErret has gained 1if we do not have enough people for leveling up tonightwe'll do it at the start of next session/thead
https://youtu.be/M-PHgF5MJvsalso this song fits Sadie/Belua really well
>>2173786> say I'll have my answer once I am not dying> asked how many people are dead>Now if you'll excuse me I need to go look after my friendIt's weird, she really dropped the ball on this and people died because of it, but she couldn't have reasonably know, because the gods are insanely cryptic sometimes. Best to heal and think on it for the momentAnd I'm fine with waiting to level, more people should be involved in that kind of decision
>>2173787Errat blushing heavily in the background
>>2173786> Accept, as excitedly as I canlevel up later, need to decorate the christmas tree
"I'll have your answer when I'm not dying" I say, trying to smile or laugh as she tilts her head, is she curious or offended? or does she think that's cute or funny "also how many people are? How many died because of this, huh?""That is understandable, my work can wait until then" She says bluntly "and I have not counted, as unlike Thas I am not obsessed with death and the dead, but now the deserving will be given proper burials, now worry not. You are young and have gone through much hardship. So sleep, and when you wake up, you and your Servant will be safe, as well as any survivors, I swear. it is only fair to make up for my mistakes""Wait you're going to wave your hand and put me to sleep aren't you? That isn't cool? I'm fine" I say angrily"the knighting ceremony woud" She begins to say"Oh okay then, now I have my answer I" I say as I suddenly feel really sleepy as she puts her blade closer to me and I realize it was an illusion, and she literally just waved her hand to put me to sleep the massive bitch.....zzzzzAnd we'll end hereI've archivedand will answer question if anyone is still awakeI feel like this is a return to the assassin school quest days from sheer length....of time, not posts>>2173793Oh shit man, have fun
some music to send this day offhttps://youtu.be/OMeWTcPOLGgthat fits Belua/sadie pretty wellAlso, if you didn't use tactics or hamper enemy force so much, or convince the red shrikes to join you, or roll so well for most of the session, then a lot more people (including named chars) would've died.So yeah, sadie may not know, but she did end up saving quite a few people today, because of your luck and choose the tactical genius options
>>2173796Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. I'm really glad we had a long thread like this again, a perfect gift for the holidays. Thanks HM, and have a merry Christmas
>>2173762>>2173767> Gets critfail > Tries to change vote.Don't be that guy.
>>2173804Happy Holidays! Hope you get some rest over Christmas. Thanks for the long run.
>>2173805Critfail still went into effect. Always does unless you roll a crit or a re roll it. Can't lose them by changing vote You can change your vote but what you rolled remains, no matter what it isCaught up got lucky he rolled so high for his 1d100 or belua would've been really fucked because of that crit failAnd d20 crit fails don't cancel out 1d100 rollsSo you could crit fail twice or crit twice on one round before any rolling crits>>2173806Happy holidays to you to amigo, glad you enjoyed
>>2173815Thanks for session HM! Merry Christmas! God Bless
>>2173815> If we go for a d100 roll this won't hurt as bad, sorry guys
>>2175535Which is why I restated how the roll rules worksince it seems people have forgotten.
>>2175620I wasn't criticizing you. I know you don't let people get away with that stuff.
>>2176205Oh I know, I was just putting up a reminder as clearly some people needed one