previous:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2077743/Char sheet: https://pastebin.com/zh3cZW7GOther char sheets: https://pastebin.com/HG1rwg7eTwitter: https://twitter.com/TheHeadMasterTG-I am not happy today. I haven't gotten any sleep since....I don't know how long ago, it seems like its been a day at least, since the entire city seems to have gone mad and forgot there's things they need to do. I'm guessing its some kind of birthday party or something for one of the millers or something, not quite sure since Alex hasn't been able to tell me as he's just been gone! yeah even the man who seemed to share my worth ethic and general seriousness when it comes to duties and chores is joined in on this craziness! Seriously! how long can a party last!? this is crazy! its actually starting to make me mad, its been keeping me up and that means I'm much to grumpy to join in on the fun even if I wasn't supposed to be protecting the city while it just.....stops. Seriously! how can it function when everyone is celebrating!the only people working are the ones at the food stalls and the few guards who haven't completely abandoned their duties."Hey, why are you so grumpy?" Lyra asks, teasingly, sitting against me as I glare at the second parade that's gone down this street, the bright lights and noises just annoying me now, it just the same thing played over again anyways. How can people have fun with stuff this? nothing is changing its just constant....partying. It seems like it'd get borning quirk to meI huff and lyra glares at me with disapointment in her eyes."What do you hate parties or something? come on carol, even I'm having fun" She says, patting my back as she eats a bundle of cotton candy "And most of the things around us terrify me, just live a little!....wait, you do know what a party is ri""Yes I do, I just think this one is pointless and annoying" I grumble as she laughs"Its like Mardi Gras!" She yells, looking like she can't believe I can't be having fun with two straight days of loud music, dancing and fire works "How can you...okay I know you don't know what that is, but I get it, you're just not having fun because you aren't part of it, right? don't feel like you fit in? I know how that"No its because I'm tired, but I don't want to ruin her fun so I'll keep my mouth shut. Juniper and her Brother Yew howl...did they climb up that float? well doesn't seem to be breaking any laws so that's fine, not like they'd get hurt or"CAROL LYRA!" Holi shrieks as she appears in front of me "What are you doing? don't you know what's going to happen? why are you sitting here eating candy""its a holiday?" Lyra asks sheepishly"I'm just being grumpy" I grumble....grumpily "yes and that's the problem...sort of! do you know what parties this size do? WHEN CHAOS IS AROUND?" She asks, rapidly shifting between her shadowy form and her real one in what I can only guess is her way of hyperventilating Cont
>>2163018What do I do? Say I can guess FINALLY use the crimson counts orb Sigh, and transform WAIT, if its a party than my sister may be back! and with the millers! Tell me later I have things to do Two idiots fall off a parade float? No one gets any sleep Well if its trouble I'll handle it, you can just have fun lyracalm down, calm down write inI am back baby
>>2163020> Say I can guess> Two idiots fall off a parade float?> No one gets any sleep>calm down, calm downDon't want Carol to connect the dots juuussst yet.But soon!Welcome back HM.
>>2163020FINALLY use the crimson counts orbWelcome back, HM
>>2163034> FINALLY use the crimson counts orbProbably can add this with all parties here.
>>2163020> no one sleeps> orb time> calm down> transformGlad you're back HM
"No one sleeps?" I say sarcastically as I lean back into the lonely bench I've found....the only one that isn't covered in confetti or weird sparkly things "But calm down, calm down. it doesn't look like there's any trouble yet Holi, so can't they just enjoy themselves a bit without you scaring them?""You're acting like my sister" Holi says with a bittersweet tone to her voice, as she smiles as a sad smirk "Anyways yes, no trouble yet! but parties of this size produce chaos! the only reason there hasn't been much trouble yet is because there hasn't been....you don't care about the explanation do you""I get it, the natural magic has made it so any chaos made in the world was diluted so the monsters haven't had a reason to show themselves" Lyra asks, wincing as Juniper and yew fall off the float, pulling parts of it down with them as they yowl in surprise "Not enough uh...gain for their pain, right?""Yes, and no, the queen of chaos has a phobia of my sister, Crimson" Holi says with the smuggest grin she's ever smiled "and was worried she came back first""Oh I remember the count saying something about that now" Lyra says "So its not only they didn't think it was worthwile...but the queen was keeping all of them back""My baaaaack" Juniper howls"My faaaace" her brother chimes in"Basically" Holiday says as I nod"Well I would've listened anyways" I say shrugging "but it sounds like they haven't come yet right""yes" the pink fairy says with a nod"And haven't learned about the whole....crimson thing yeah?" I ask smiling"Well" Holi says pulling her wide brimmed hat over her eyes, nearly vanishing inside of it Lyra winces and grabs my arm, looking a little pale with fear in her eyes "Oh....oh, let...let me guess the count's death uh" Lyra tries to explain, I know why she's so unerved and scared now. Control has just been ripped from her hands."Well no, its just they've seen the anime" Holi growls as I groan and Lyra bites her lip looking furious"IDIOTS!" She yells"And from what I can tell, they've already sent a scouting party or something similiar....according to the king so....a different and far worse kind of party is about to start!" She yells, her eyes glowing pink and dark purple as her magic flares up"Well that isn't so" I begin to say as she raises her finger "let me guess, its worse than it sounds""it could be a scouting party or" Lyra says"A monster like the count, a strong one" Holi adds"Eh? Is there another party?" Juniper buts in, still wearing those stupid wolf eared glasses and sparking hat....her brother is wearing the same."Well lets use the good counts orb then?" I ask, pulling it from my bagcont
>>2163080Crimson count orb! Redirect Misfortune ability Blood magic Lightning magic Turn CC into a contractor Bloody Cat Modo (Claws and fangs, increased speed, hot bloodedness. Lowered purity. gain a few vampire abilities) Blood soaked coat (heals you when you deal damage to enemies) classy top hat (classy) Summon ONE of the destructive saviors as a contracter (Holi still has most of her lockets to give out) Make a special locket (like yours) that has less restrictions than normal ones or gain 4 attribute pointsanduse it for myself give to lyra give to juniper save itOrsplit itand give someone cat modo (increased speed and charm, lowered wits, Claws and increased flexibility. Weakness to water)and someone else vampire modo (Increased strength or speed (chosen when form is taken), Increased power, Lowered purity. Gain vampiric abilities/magic, weakness to light magic) Or one of those modos and a special item (secret)-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrNay99fpw8
Also may be slightly longer as I am getting some food real quickAND IT FEELS GREAT TO WRITE AGAIN
>>2163086Either> Redirect Misfortune ability> give to juniperBecause that seems like a very amusing addition to her already wild order fighting style.OR>split it>Cat mode to LyraAnd take the item.Lyra gets it because CC manipulated her.
>>2163086> or gain 4 attribute pointsCarolor> classy top hat (classy)Juniperor>catLyra>ItemUs I guess.Guess people had a change of heart over the orb during the long absence.
Hm here going to be back real soon
And Im backanyone else want to vote?
Alright cat modo for lyra and secret item for carol won.Let me add these to the sheet and I'll start writing
It's nice to see you back HM, but I've missed out on a few things keeping my schedule clear since 4chan hates my phone network.Also, it's been awhile since I've used the computer to post here. I had allow more scripts, and it kept messing up explorer.>>2163115He did? I thought he was assigned her since it meshed well with his manipulation themed scouting party.
>>2163202Sorry I couldn't vote, works a bitch
"Well" I say happily as I grab Lyra "I think I have an idea of how we're going to use this thing, one half of it is going to Lyra and""I don't think risking the unknown is a very good idea, to be blunt carol" Lyra says as I laugh"No, half of it goes to you so you can be a bit....well because I feel you earned and deserve part of his power for what he put you through" I say frowning as Juniper huffs"So I don't get it then?" She asks bluntly as her brothers runs off as another food stand opens "Fine by me, that guy was annoying anyways....so what is the other half being used for""Oh I....sorry for assuming" Lyra says, blushing "I just....sorry""Well can't it be made into something?" I ask cheerfully as Holi looks around and tries to say something"Y...yes but well I don't know what they'll make it into" She says "especially on this short of notice""Fine by me" I say happily as she grabs the orb and vanishes away.Lyra looks around and looks up "Did you forgot half of it is"She squeaks as she vanishes into the same fog holi does all the time-Choose 1 (magical effect revealed after choice)- a red scarf with teeth sewn on either endA wand with various numbers written on it A bronze broomA coat that feels like its made of cat fur A cute sheep mask
>>2163234> a red scarf with teeth sewn on either end
>>2163234> coatThough the mask is very interesting as well
>>2163234> a red scarf with teeth sewn on either endJuniper might want this one...Or> A bronze broom
>>2163248Actually...> a red scarf with teeth sewn on either end> A cute sheep maskMuch better duo to choose between.
>>2163234> a red scarf with teeth sewn on either endIt's a nice accessory that doesn't disrupt the whole legion theme> A cute sheep maskI guessing it's Ares' related since it sound the samish, and Mars is just a rename of him probably?>A wand with various numbers written on itThis would have been useful for my favorite glass cannon.
So best doggo gets next orb, right?Best not make her jealous.Though chasing around a kitty and playing hunting games is a reward in and of itself
"So where has she gone?" Juniper asks like I know the answer"No idea" I ask, craning my neck up to try and see her brother "Aren't you going to stay by your brother until we actually have to go to work?""Nah he's having fun and can watch himself' she huffs, crossing her arms as she sits next to me and makes the bench tilt up, causing me to slide into her "What are you doing?" she asks, tilting her head just like a confused dog"This is all you juniper" I laugh as she frowns, pouts and stands up, causing the bench to crash back down with a loud THUD. Pretty sure my skull just got shook up from that. Shaking my head to try and get it back in the right place, Juniper mumbles an apology as she blushes"Don't worry you're just a big girl" I say, patting her back as she glares at me"Isn't than an....isn't that rude?" She asks as pink smokes surrounds us as more fire works are fired off even though its still the middle of the day"No I didn't mean it like" I try to say, coughing as the fog clears while Holi laughs and dances around Lyra's shadowy from as the fog clears"Presenting! Lyra's first form" She says happily as the smoke thins enough for me to see that Lyra has....has cat ears now and is shaking "or modo as everyone else calls it....I still think its creepy to be honest"I stand up as she arches up her shoulders, her hair standing on end as Juniper slowly turns to her."Oh" I say trying not to laugh as juniper just barks with laughter, scaring the poor girl"Also they tell me this" Lyra says handing me a bundle of red wool with badly sewn teeth on the end of it....a scarf "is the hungry scarf!"I grab it and suddenly its "mouth" opens, drooling as it curls around my neck, licking my face"Awww it loves you" Juniper says reaching to poke its cheek as Lyra whimpers"YAAAAAA!" Juniper yells as the scarf gives her a nipAnd that's scared lyra into jumping up onto one of the street lights....jumping higher than Juniper is tall. "Damn" I mummer-Hungry scarfbites enemies or anything that attacks youchews on downed/fallen enemieseats small objectsLOVES YOU-What do I do? Apologize to juniper calm Lyra down thank Holi and come up with a game plan Tease catraTransform and begin patrolling give the scarf a name ask what they did to...do that to lyra OH CATS ARE SO CUUUUUTE! write in
>>2163347> Apologize to juniper> calm Lyra down> Tease catra> give the scarf a name> OH CATS ARE SO CUUUUUTE!
>>2163347> Apologize to juniper> calm Lyra down> thank Holi and come up with a game plan>Transform and begin patrolling> give the scarf a name> ask what they did to...do that to lyra> OH CATS ARE SO CUUUUUTE!>Tell the scarf that friends aren't food>Pet Lyra's fur to calm her down
>>2163347> the scarf is Sir Chompington> calm Lyra down > CUTE> tease> thank Holi
>>2163347> Apologize to juniper> calm Lyra down> Tease catra>Transform and begin patrolling> ask what they did to...do that to lyra> OH CATS ARE SO CUUUUUTE!Surprised Order Inc. would push something like that.
>>2163347I have to ask is Mali back in the city at the moment? If she is why aren't we picking her up on our Chaos radar
>>2163367> pet her fur> ask what they did to her
>>2163390She is, and its because your not close enough to her as well as the chaos the party is producing is messing with your lockets a bit
>>2163347> Apologize to Juniper> Calm down Lyra> Ask what they did to her
>>2163390Oh boy howdy is she!Though I expect that its because she's half and half. She resonates less. Remember she has to activate Chaos mode.And I am starting to realise that us saying Cats are cute is going to get us tackled...or pranked, really soon. Jealous doggo will need cuddles and magic gear of her own.
>>2163400I would have thought she would be powerful enough to stand out even with all the chaos
>>2163390My only guess is despite her drawback, she's still a demon. Outside of scrambling the lockets, she still won't show up well, since they need to update the locket if anyone ever finds her. Also, we probably need to get close.
>>2163392 > apologize to Juniper
>>2163409The lockets probably would have alerted us if she was a greater or arch demon, since those are less common/rare and usually stay in hell. Even though she's strong, demon's and below are common background noise and mostly behave themselves.
"Sorry juniper!" I gasp, smacking the scarf as it sits lazily on my shoulders "bad scarf, fashion accessories aren't supposed to bite eachother"it makes a choking sort of whine that.....well its kind of cute and sounds guilty and hurt, so I give it a bit of a pet to make up for it."Sorry, but you don't bite friends" I say angrily, and more than a little guiltily myself, it pants as Juniper growls at it"Don't apoloigize to it, you should rip it up" She says as I just shake my head"it had teeth, what did you expect, I'll get you some steaks to make up for it later okay?" I say looking up at Cat lyra as she clings to the lamp post, a cat tail and ears sticking out of her ears with....wait is her hair spotted white and lilac? oh that's neat I guess."What did they do to....make her like that?" I ask as Holi shudders"She looks fun now" Juniper says bluntly as Lyra groans"Please could you back up...hard to think right" She says sheepishly "You're making me want to run away and cry right now"Juniper just grins, making Lyra hiss weakly"Made a potion from the count's magic and....gave her the ability to turn into a cat girl. She's apparently faster and supernaturally cute now but....well instincts control her when she's like this" Holiday says as I wince, knowing how much Lyra loves being in control and planning in general, yeah that doesn't sound to pleasant from her point of view"Oh so she's like me?!" Juniper asks happily"Except she can turn back" Me and Holi say in unison as I scratch my head trying to figure out how to get her down from up there considering how scared she isClimbing up will get me scratched, I remember when I had to fetch Alice's kittens from the orchard....after she played dress up with them.Not going near an angry cat...person"Lyra, you know she won't hurt you, she just likes messing with you. And if she does, I'm here to scold her and keep you safe" I say as soothingly as I can, drawing on my lifetime experience of being a big sister "Besides, remember, you have magic! and can take it! there's nothing to be scared of!""But she's so....so scary" She says, her ears standing straight up like Alexander's do when he's....well listening, but she looks much more scared than he ever has "All those teeth...and..and""Trust me, I've been helping you since I saved you, would I lead you wrong" I say, trying not to smile too much but she is just too cuuuute! I wanna hug her and pet her and put bows into her....Oh yeah that's where alice got the idea to dress up her cats when she was younger....kind of forgot I did the same thing. Cats are great!"J...just keep her back, I need to calm down and..." She says slowly as she tries to calm downcont
>>2163452And climb down. Then some one tosses a fire cracker in the air and she leaps down and without think I try to catch her. And fall on my back."Thank you" She says, licking her hand before she stops herself and blushes and....I just can't help myself!"So cyuuuuute" I cry as I hug her tightly and pet her to try to calm her down"D...d"She stammers "What are you doing, staaahp!"She starts purring, looking angry that she is. And before I can fluff up her hair, juniper kicks my back and lays down so her head is on the same level as mine and looks away blushing"Hey don't be jealous" I say, as I reach to pet her giggling as Holi lets out a sorrowful sighI frown as I glance at her and say a simple word to try and cheer her up "Thank you, Holi""Amelia works just as well" She says with a smileWhat do I do?s pend a little time in fluffy heaven split up and patrol Find the biggest party and watch it for trouble go to the noble quarter/ castle patrol the parade lines go down by the pier, since most of the drunkards hang around theirwrite in>>2163407and this>>2163409Oh she is, but in terms of chaos she has one kind of magic, in terms of demons she has like....ten>>2163412Basically>>2163444Yep, that and mortals can't see them unless they let them or they have demonic or angelic magic or other abilitiesCrimson/ Elizabeth would see them as she has that one ability
>>2163461>s pend a little time in fluffy heaven> go to the noble quarter/ castle
>>2163461> kitten and puppy love> patrol the parade lines That's where most of the people are
>>2163477But if we go to the castle we might meet Mali and then wonderful suffering will happen
>>2163461spend a little time in fluffy heaven patrol the parade linesI am looking forward to the hilarity that is Juniper's instincts and powers interact with Lyra's sensibilties. Wonder if she'll teach Juniper how to 'bathe'...
>>2163461Do you mean Amanda, or is Amelia nearby?> patrol the parade linesAs much as I would like to go to the castle, the guards won't let us in, and it has some wards that would probably stop us from sneaking in. Nor do we have a reason to go there, since we're just a fishgutter, student, and NEET.If Amelia really is here, then we should show her to the castle, since she would be going there.
>>2163517Amanda sorry brain fart, muscle memory when typing basically also that description is really unflattering
>>2163496Good suffering takes time. Let our girls level up and Mali settle down first.Girl has a cafe to set up after all...
>>2163521Which one? The one I wrote? Not sure what Lyra does, but no guard would allow them is as they are now.>>2163552I'm not really feeling building up the suffering. I would have liked it more when we had more people back then, instead on risking the quest getting shut down before anything poignant happens.
"Amanda I mean, sorry. Only people who call me by my real...old name are still...forget" she says as I shake my head, giggling happily as Juniper pushes her head into my hand, obviously not realizing how embarrassing this all is. Lyra does, since I'm having to hold her down to cuddle, coddle and pet her to my hearts content. But it seems her instincts are more house cat than big cat, since she's keeps switching between enjoying it and growling the way cats do. Well she only does it once, then she clenches her teeth so she doesn't make any other embarrassing sounds. "St...stop carol" She says covering her mouth to stop herself from mewling or yowling "I...this is embarrassing""But you're purring, cats do that when they're" Juniper says teasingly as I just grin mischievously, making juniper pauses and furrow her brow in thought for some reason"YOU HAVE NO SHAME" Lyra yells, pointing at her accusingly as I scratch her between the ears "And...don't stop that carol""I win, can't beat ear scratches eh?" I say teasingly as she raises her now clawed hand"Don't push me" She says as I raise my hands and stand up"Sorry sorry" I say as I turn to juniper "And what's with you""Just thinking" She says with a smile "and should we go stomp heads""YES YES" Lyra says nodding as she stomps off with a huff "We need to find a place to transform where no one will see us and""This is so nostalgic" Holi sighs happily "Adorable" I say to myself as I duck into an alleyway, grabbing my burning locket, steam and green light dripping down my hands as I take a deep breath "ATOMIC LEGIONNAIRE"I wince as burning hot wind flows past me, green lights ripping and burning my clothes off violently before they fall back down me, covering me like soot and grime as they quickly weave themselves together into my armor, shield sword and helmet, the leather coming first, followed by the metal pieces.I let out a breath of sickly green smoke as I feel my eyes change colors and shape, a faint alarm wailing in my head as I step from the burnt circle I was standing in, back into the street"Hey nice cosplay" A lanky monster with a beak like nose and clawed hands says, nodding as I glance up at him in confusion. The last of the steam flowing into my blade as I look around for my friendsJuniper is hoping and shadow boxing across the street and I walk over to her, dancing past the various dancers in the street with ease, with that little trick the first monster I brought down taught me."Hey any idea where Lyra is?" I ask. She turns to me, flashing her fangs"Hiding" she says simply and before I can ask I hear her whimper"Why is it so skimpy meeoooow" she saysI chuckle as Juniper bites her tongue to stop herself from laugh as Lyra gasps"DAMMIT!" She shriekscont
>>2163486The suffering will happen in time anon, preferably after a few calm threads. And a wedding
>>2163602What do I do? watch from the rooftops watch from the streets Lyra watches the roofs, juniper watches the streets, i watch the outskirts Let Lyra make a plan and decide the specifics pretend to join the festivities, so we aren't noticeable to any monsters tease the cat write in>>2163596>we're just a fishgutter, student, and NEET.
also just realized art friend never drew Juniper or Lyrahuh
>>2163611> tease the cat forever and scratch between her ears > the cat makes the plan
>>2163602> Let Lyra make a plan and decide the specifics> tease the cat
>>2163611Should have used delinquent instead of student, it's too upstanding.> Let Lyra make a plan and decide the specificsOutwardly, we're feeling bad about her situation , so we let her be in charge, inwardly, we're hoping for more cat puns.
>>2163611> Let Lyra make a plan and decide the specifics> pretend to join the festivities, so we aren't noticeable to any monstersLess bully. That's Juniper's job>>2163596I suppose. But I still think we need to pace ourselves. Besides, one chaos monster will probably take advantage.
>>2163658Well, if we don't meet this time, I wanna to go check out chaos and claim our daughter that was made just for us (tick-tock's old plan, now scrapped) as well as get all that research material that Iris and Murphy can look into in detail.
>>2163677Also would be nice if the more clever maids realize cleaning is just busy work we made for them, and the decided to become engineering maids, and work to come up with whatever to improve the castle and it's defenses.
I peek around the corner of the alley way she went into, and instantly feel my cheeks start to burn as I nearly stumble backwards in shock at what I've just seen. My face must be red as a cherry as I look back up and see Lyra trying to pull her noticeably shorter coat around herself, her cheeks even redd than mine as it looks like she's about to cry from....well how she's dressed.I mean she dresses pretty skimpily normally when she's transformed but this is....a little two much.Her swallow tail coat's been turned into a short cape and all she has over her chest is a bra or bikini with paw prints on it. She still has a top hat but now it and her scarf are spotted with a smiling cat face pin keeping the latter in place around her neckAnd her hot pants are.....well they're even smaller than before. Just straddling the line of what I'd call underwear instead of pants. I can see why she's embarrassed and I wouldn't go out like that. But still have the urge to tease her.might be all the festivities around me or the fact she's a bit of a cat now, even though I know its mean. "So...so what's the plan?" I ask, trying not to laugh as she glances up at me"I'll watch the roof tops"she says pointing up, before she points at me "You watch the streets and stay close to me....AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN. And Juniper will mingle or hide under the ground. We'll try and cover as much ground as possible, but stay close enough so none of us get seperated and overwhelmed""Undernyaned?" She asks, biting her lip as I try not to laugh at her as she turns redder.What do I say? *Keep quite and follow her orders* aren't you cold in that? Wow don't get your fur ruffled over something like that Hey just because you're feeling catty doesn't mean you need to go nude toNice to see you and Juniper are getting along so wellYou're looking a little red, did you get into cat nip or something and I thought juniper was bold! Need a jacket? you don't seem to have enough fur to be dressed like that Ah you poor thing! that's horrible....want some warm milk to cheer up *baby talk* you're so adorable! write in
>>2163719> Need a jacket? you don't seem to have enough fur to be dressed like that> Ah you poor thing! that's horrible....want some warm milk to cheer up> Wow don't get your fur ruffled over something like that
>>2163719> and I thought juniper was bold!> aren't you cold in that?> Need a jacket? you don't seem to have enough fur to be dressed like that> *Keep quite and follow her orders*Blurt something out, try to play it down. And then get to business.
>>2163695Let the maids be engineers? That sounds awesome. Let them figure out how to weaponize pies. Among more threatening weapons.
>>2163751Seconding all of this
>>2163774Also > offer her some milk
>>2163719> *Keep quite and follow her orders*> Need a jacket? you don't seem to have enough fur to be dressed like that>Nice to see you and Juniper are getting along so wellNo plans for shipping yet, it's just good to see her getting more used to her situation.> *internally* *baby talk* you're so adorable!>>2163756The first step is gingerbread golems, should help Elizabeth's thugs in not dying like chumps against stuff like 1st gen blood familiars. Also, they would probably specialize in other things since the cookie grunts are now the cannon fodder.
>>2163751>Nice to see you and Juniper are getting along so well
>>2163801Gumdrop Golems! Wielding twizzler whips.
>>2163801> and I thought juniper was bold!Hoping for princess maid decides and desires be an engineer, Also wanting to send her and orc maid to acquire interesting tech from other worlds off scenes.
"I thought" I say pausing and tapping my foot as I try to think of what I could say that wouldn't just be rude "And I thought Juniper was bold"Lyra purses her lips and pouts, glaring at me as she turns and even brighter shade of red"Er aren't you cold in that?" I say trying to fix this as she crosses her arms and shudders"Magic is keeping me warm I think or...fur is?" She says as I tilt my head as her teeth chatter "Need a jacket" I ask, pointing at her, smiling as she does "cause it doesn't seem lik you have enough fur to be dressed like....that"I look down blushing as I realize what I just said as she whimpers"J..just be quite about it okay?" she meekly says turning away as she tries to figure out how to get up the wall in front of her "And tell juniper the plan okay"I could get you some warm milk or" I try to say as she cries "shut up" so I shut my mouth and turn away"Can I have some?" Juniper asks, nearly scooping me up as she looks down at me "No, we need to work" I sigh "And what you need to do is go into the crowd, while I walk the streets by, or you can go under"She dives into the ground with a yell of "MUD JUMP", the ground turning wet and muddy for a second where she dives"Ground" I say shrugging as I turn to walk along "Just stay close okay?"I walk for a bit, but the party is boring me, all the laughing, music and flashing lights just give me a headache, so I decide to keep myself at least a little entertained, and whistle to get Lyra's attention."Hey, Lilac" I say as she peeks over the roof's edge "its nice to see you and juniper getting along so well""Where is she? and yeah, she's been less of a bully lately and....I can kind of understand her like this" She says, as I notice she has feather's stuck between her teeth and on her hat. I don't point it out, she's gone through enough this day"yeah, well its really cheering me up to see you getting used to the world again and" I say, feeling a burning twinge on my chest as my locket begins to burn brightly and shake, as Lyra's begins to move around meowing"Whhhhy" She whimpers as i turn away and reach for my sword, to pull it from its sheath"PARTY CROW" the locket giggles sounding much happier about the party than I am "SORROW SIREN!! the life and death of the party, beware the former screams and enticing dance, and the later's crashing wave of tears and sadness. Weakness....stupidity and dullness. Ice, fire and good cheer!""Sounds like they should be fighting doesn't it?" I ask as Lyra's eyes go wide"above" she says as I realize the music is dying down."Hmm, another?" the locket asks in confusion "YES, YES MORE MORE BREAK THEM WITH THE MIGHT OF THE ATOMIC AGE" the little me yells, with bloodlust in her red eyes.....even though mine are green when I'm like this "Uh....need some time to figure out what it is"cont
>>2163854What do I do? help Lyra with the crow stop the siren from ruining the party and everyone's day try and track the third 1d20+wits figure out how to get these two to attack eachother (Battle plan) 1d20+wits entice the crow down with some dancing 1d100 use my naturally dull nature to draw the siren closer and the crow away write in
>>2163830Technology at it's finest. Also, piegirl paladins, abusing that we can make manna and have pseudo holy weapons.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>2163866> figure out how to get these two to attack eachother (Battle plan) 1d20+wits> entice the crow down with some dancing 1d100Dance epidemic tonight!
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2163880
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2163866> figure out how to get these two to attack eachother (Battle plan) 1d20+wits> entice the crow down with some dancing 1d100
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>2163866> help Lyra with the crow> entice the crow down with some dancing 1d100> figure out how to get these two to attack eachother (Battle plan) 1d20+witsIs that a normal siren moonlighting as a chaos monster? The deep ones must be disappointed.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2163866>>2163902So, we messed up this time, not like it's a total loss. Rolled 1
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>2163902Well then
>>2163854>locket giggles sounding much happier about the party than I amYour such a party pooper, Carol
>>2163948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMOzvxQHywMI knew I remembered the party pooper song from somewhere.
Wait, I think they could? they're not close to eachother and that siren....which I hope isn't like a normal, natural siren I really do, aren't anywhere near each other. the party crow is up in the sky somewhere above where I can see and....well the siren is up the street. the people behind me are dancing together wildly while the crowd in front of me are beginning to slump over and just cry and sob into eachother's shoulders.So they should hate eachother right? Yeah they must, but they don't see eachother. And knowing Lyra and Juniper they're going to go after the one closest to them. The siren and crow respectively.But while that could work, I think swarming them while they fight is a better idea. Burning them and what not with our magic.So how do I get them to fight? Well the siren is sitting in that massive, foreboding ball of shadow and water up there, her hair flowing up like her tentacles under her. She won't move will she? But the bird?There's the answer. He.... or she is stupid!. And I know just how to lure it down here to start a fight.the part of the crowd affected by the party crow is still playing its music, which is perfect. Since I need something to dance to.-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeXCCk1Mahc-Without really thinking I begin to boogie, dancing and twirling around with my scarf....which I really need to give a name to the old boy don't I. Humming to the tune I clack my boots on the ground and shake my gauntlets as I drape the scarf over them, twirling it around my arms as I twist back wards, hand standing for a moment before I collapse to the ground. and then slowly rise back up swaying my hips as I snap my fingers, really getting into the mood now, enjoy myself and just moving to the rhythm of the party and music.My locket raises up as the music gets louder and something flies in behind me carrying music on its wings and....and I can't stop dancing!"Oh, oh you got the right stuff, the right moves" the giant, oversized crow says as I twirl around to see its brightly colored feathers, that look to be made of confetti that's been burned at the end. its head is covered in what looks like a lamp shade, with holes for its three eyes "You got style and that flare, that good moving spirit ya know"it holds out its hand, er wing"Come on lets dance dance" It says, clapping it hands together as it moves its three legs in sync with my own "You seem fun, maybe order ain't so stuck up yeah?"Roll 1d20+ hotbloodedness or POWER
So we fail, yet succeed with dance. Carol is shocked.
>>2163978When mali and carol finally meet again?
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2163987Got a fever of 103° boss. Hotblooded
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2163987Stab him in the face with style
>>2163991That and when we tell Blondie she is the best dark magical girl, considering only normal chaos magical girls are only made by our daughters of former magical girls.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2163987Forgot to rain on this parade.
>>2164025Bad day to be a crow, the dull girl has a headache
An odd shaking, jingly and trumpet heavy music comes from it as it claps its hands together, and then through the haze of excitement and enjoyment, my prior headache screams out at me as I think of the words "meltdown" for some reason. My locket crackles with energy, hissing and ticking as my anger becomes so strong it clears out my foggy head. And replaces that fog with fire.Without thinking I move up to the crow, like I am going to dance with it, and as it moves to grab my hand, as the people around it are forced into a circle, snapping their fingers and doing an odd dance where they point at the ground....well in my fury I slam my shield into its face.Then the music dies.What do I do? Apologize, and do it again! 1d20+ str run to the siren EXPLOSIVE! SLAM 1d20+POWERATOMIC FIRE LANCE 1d20+Power cut it, flip over it, slash its back 1d100 ATOMIC MELTDOWN rrrrRRRUUUUSH!1d100 POP CAP, SLAM DOWN 1d100 BURNING TWISTER 1d20+power Pretend it was an accident 1d20+charm write in
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2164057> Apologize, and do it again! 1d20+ str
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>2164057> POP CAP, SLAM DOWN 1d100This sounds cool!
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>2164057> POP CAP, SLAM DOWN 1d100Against my better judgement, I'll roll my less lucky die.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2164057> apology slam attack!
"OH SORRY! I didn't mean to" I say, reaching for it with my free hand as it tilts its head, tapping its feet furiously as it nods slowly"Your rhythm was whack there, don't be so" it begins, laughing as I just slam it right in its beak with my shield, stunning it and-17+4= Great success!-Send it flying backwards, it flaps its wings trying to not go flying down the street and into the crowd. I follow, flinging my shield to the ground as it begins to glow."POP STEP!" I yell as I step on it and go rocketing up into the air as I draw my scrap metal blade "SLAM DOWN"My scarf flows down my gladius, and onto the crow, biting at it as it squawks and trumpets. As I plummet down, my shield reappears in my hand, as the people fall like puppets with cut strings."PUPPETEER'S CLOSEST!" Lyra yells as the crow looks up to me"ATOMIC RUSH!" I yell, flying like a vengeful bolt of lightning into it, as I run down the air to meet itI slam into it like a hammer meeting an anvil, driving my blade into its feathered chest"YOU LYING DOG!" it cries"DON'T!""STOP!!""THE !!!"Oh noRoll 1d20+ wits or hotbloodedness
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2164158Wits, boyo.
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2164158
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>2164158Shame Mali didn't meet this guy, she would have liked him.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>2164158Out dance this motherfucker!
>>2164174And reroll please, sorry guys
>>2164174SERVED! SERVED! SERVED! SERVED!
Reroll? YEAAH 1 1d20 Naaaaah
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>2164193Yep, we need the momentum
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>2164193> YEAAH 1 1d20Sure, I will bite.
14+3= 17= success-Oh that's bad."NUCLEAR FUSION!" I yell, scooping my hands through the dirt and melting rocks and mud on the streets over my ears as the crow cries out and cries, tears streaming down its face as it flies up, white feathers falling from it as my scarf rips them off. Through the silence I can see the air rippling with pure noise. And the world begins to distort, the people around it clapping their hands over their heads, suddenly moving again as all the windows on the street shatter, glass falling to the ground and turning to dust as the ground under its feet ripples.And somehow through my stone earmuffs I hear"I just want to dance, dance, dance till they drop!"Lyra's puppets, all dressed up in fine suits and ties fall from the sky.What do I do? Shut it up 1d20+Str lead it to the sire fight it here Stab it and Meltdown 1d100 X radar 1d20+witsatomic sludge 1d20+pow ATOMIC RUSH 1d20+Speed/pow FUSING PIN 1d100 ATOMIC FIRE 1d20+powwrite in
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2164259> Shut it up 1d20+Str
>>2164259> lead it to the sire
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2164259 lead it to the sire X radar 1d20+wits
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2164259> lead it > x radar
"Hey you want to dance?" I hiss as it glares down at me as I crumble my earmuffs with a flick of my wrist. It glares at me with two of its three eyes as the third just cries. It spreads its wings, dancing two avoid two of the puppets with knives, as a second tries to choke it with its useless real wires.it caws at me, the sound of party poppers and guitar strings echoing from its throat with sparks and flashes of light...and the strong smell of alcohol. Like dad.I turn and begin to run , shouting "NUCLEAR RUSH"I can hear it flying at me, the music following it as my feet burn with green fire and melt a path down the stone road. the destitute and depressed people begin to hold their heads high as the crow flies past them. The siren's sobbing grows louder and louder, and I can see Juniper struggling to get closer to the siren herself as she howls with sorrow.I can barely make out an outline of it, tentacles and a humanlike face, Then it turns, eyes glowing maliciously.The crow stopsthe air grows heavy as the crow floats without flapping its wings.The siren's frown turns into a snarl and all the people around it struggle between laughing and crying.I take a moment to jab the crow with my blade, sending a dab of radioactive magic into it"X RADAR""Party crow, Violence levels....negligible, Not an active threat to humanity besides exhaustion. Weak to dark magic, strong to light and music based attacks) and we'll end herecause I thought the movie I was going to was much latersorryI've archive and will answerquestions when I get backBeing pushed out the door as I type
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2164259> Shut it up 1d20+Str
>>2164326Great thread as alway HM, thanks for running
>>2164326It's fine, got stuff to do myself.Kind of torn between leaving the crow alone or killing it. On the one hand it's amusing for me, on the other hand, it would make for a nice power up for Juniper. A wolf crow griffin form should make her immortal enough. Also, it's a shame that siren didn't appear for Mali, lots of good abilities from that, I think.
>>2164326Good show boss. Feel bad about fighting Crow now. But hey, she'll have more fun piecing together how not harmless Mali is
>>2164326Since the mask and coat didn't win, what did they do? I'm guessing the number wand either deals out randomized attacks, or maybe math magic. Didn't expect cat paw underwear, would Carol gotten depressed from how flat she is if we took it?Can't wait to read about Juniper dragging Lyra to Mali, proudly proclaiming she found a lost child. We did ask the beasts to find them, just that we underestimated how lost they would be.
>>2164382Growing terror as the silly monster guzzling candy suddenly straights up drags someone to hell/ goes full majin buu on some/ laughs off a nuclear explosion to the face... other Mali thingsEspecially because Mali while content looks like a giant marshmellow in terms of being a threat but suddenly makes noose laugh from hell and pulls off a horrifying expression.Or what do you have in mind amigo? Curious.Also may do and extra session if this.... i will actually if nothing comes up/ fucks with me before next schedule
>>2164434Cat fur = cat form / horde summonMask= aura of meekness/ ilussion of meekness. Unstoppable charge while in battle/ horns that have a knock back effect
>>2164434And juniper would do that wouldn't she?Also phone in theater cause the adverts bore me
>>2164444>Cat fur = cat form / horde summonThis would make a certain abomination of nature very happy. Especially when it adapts to their preference.
>>2164438It is at this moment that I meant harmless.But yeah. Gurl be powerful. Although she prefers to throw pies than throw down.
>>2164453Juniper? Or the little man eater that Mali has with her ?
>>2164468And when she throws down she rips ass apart... because she turns people into kit Kat bars on the regular
>>2164469I mean Eve. She'd probably make a whole star system filled with robocats.
>>2164474Good thing she is going to panic instead of fight Carol.And then silly fights/tolerance/cohabitation.And play dates between Lifa and Juniper...kitty Lyra, Alith, Mya and Galina are caught in the crossfire/fun.
>>2164480Oh yeah. Still want a chance to take her quest off haiatus.Still sad I lost the char gen note pad though.Also she'd probably be one of the few things that could counter malis storm of magic simply because of her quick thinking/ intelligence Also her simply insulting amount of tech. Can't forget to give that credit
>>2164490Mali is a silly beast isn't she?
>>2164494I am ready for Mali's bedtime story. She's interesting when she is a little less serious.And then Iris gets to be the best father.
>>2164508Oh Mali will have be partying next session. After Layla's "talk" with her
>>2164469Although the whole cat snacks thing sounds good too.>>2164492I'd be more impressed if she can counter Raz. The worst things Mali could do end up doing is just funding villains to get fun creations and sweets. Or having her maid followers do a better job at guarding then the henchmen, since they have nice masters. At worst, she would invite(drain) creative souls to her other worlds from boring civilizations, causing them to stagnate.You should also wait for some of the quests to end.
>>2164516Shit I fucked that up. Yeah next session of ydf will be lighthearted unless you go to hell/ start hatmans first world changing quest in your bargain
>>2164528Oh yeah I should. And Mali would be a fun vsuper villain and a nigh unkillable one in that setting
>>2164537They'd have to be actively boring though, like oppressive regimes. Just being boring from it's own hubris probably wouldn't net Mali many souls.
Thanks for session HM, stay well and I pray you get great sleep! God Bless, DF
>>2164529Lighthearted for a bit. Then reunion. Then hard stuff...Then Mali/Iris get their own child each...twins!
>>2164695> hard stuffLewdAlso jumanji 2 is great
>>2164706>Wedding soon>Carol stops by because she feels chaos is near>whoops>celebrity weddings are always a crazy afair
>>2164706Omake: Sheepie and company "You made a sheep mask?" Sheepie the sheep girl asks looking curious at the mask in the cat girl hands."No, I just... killed a rebel chaos monster and turned it into a mask." Lazy Cat is as usual, resting on the couch."Rebel?" Bunny the small hare girl asks while scrunching her face."Yes, chaos monsters sometimes think they can just... ignore orders completely. Maybe is madness, maybe they find some magic artifact... maybe they get too strong too fast. It happens. We are all about chaos not order after all.""Oh, what does the mask do?" Bunny asks with interest."No idea. Probably turn the wearer into a sheep monster that can put people to sleep. All my minions are based on Sloth after all.""Look! I am a sheep!" Usagi says while wearing the mask. She still looks the same under the mask.Sheepie hugs her "Cute, but that's not a toy, okay?" The sheep girl them takes the mask off the little girl."Ahh, I wanted to look just like Sheepie.""Mmm... I wonder why it didn't work? Ah whatever, hug!" The Lazy Cat then hugs the other two, making Sheepie blush.