>Oh shit nigga' what's this?Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.>How do this work?I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.>How do you do such cool things OP?It's all thanks to you guys.>Why'd you change your name?Because everyone was calling me Moonrunes anyways. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20QuestStats: https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wtDiscord: https://discord.gg/Z4zuRTb>Remember to vote on the threads. Everything looks better in purple. Or gold. Whatever.
>>2144959First for Temari
>>2144959Time to crush Cloud and Orochimaru's plan in one go!
How do you do, fellow genin?
>>2144984Fuck outta here Orochimaru, how can you access the internet anyways?
>It is the day of the final part of the Chunin Exams>You are Hikigaya Tetsu>And you are readyTWHOMP! TWHOMP!The quick, powerful strikes from your fists against the training dummy feels good, the hard wood meeting with your rough knuckles giving you a sensation of strength and reality. You know you could crush this dummy with ease, but you don't, because you exhibit control and understanding of the power you weild.And Sensei Ko would be mad if you broke it.You look around the small training are located just underneath the area where the final part of the Chunin Exams are taking place. Punching bags, salmon ladders, all manner of training equipment lies around you, ready to pump you up. But you're already pumped up. You've been pumped up for the better part of a month. In a few moments time, you'll finally be able to show off your hard work, all your training and dedication, in front of a large audience no less. And you'll be doing this while fighting possibly one of the harshest opponents you've ever faced, Agon of the Cloud.You hear the door open and turn to see your Sensei and teammates enter, you Sensei carrying a duffle bag with him. "Hiki, are you ready?""Yes Sensei Ko." You say, nodding. Kori rushes up and gives you a big hug, Bebikaur wriggling up your back to wrap herself around the back of your head. "We'll be rooting for you Hiki!" Kori says, tears in her eyes. "You show that Cloud butthole what you're made of!""Moooooo! Tear him asunder!" Bebikau says, slamming her hoof into her...other hoof."I shall exhibit nothing but 100% of my abilities out there." You say, clenching your fist. You watch as Sasu walks forward, holding out a pair of dark sunglasses to you. You raise a brow in confusion."That Agon dude, he don't know you know about his tricks right? So instead of goin' out there with yer' eyes closed or with a rag over 'em, wear these. They're dense, can't see through 'em." He looks down at his feet a moment, before sighing. "Make sure you win man. Last thing we need is for your sister to end up tearin' the dude's head off in a tantrum.">How do you respond?
>>2145040>Sasu my sister isn't THAT weak. She'd turn someone into a single bloody smear
>>2145040Thank Sasu for the glasses and put them on, assure him that Suzu will be on her best behaviour no matter what happens (probably)
>>2145040>No, her powerful thighs tend to crush more than tear.
>>2145040"Knowing Suzu she'd go off and kill the Raikage for sending him, so now I must win to preserve peace between the villages."
Right, basically assuring Sasu that your sister would do much worse, but assuring him that you'll win. Got it.Writing!
>>2145079I guess Suzu pulled mom's temper didn't she? I mean mom went rogue just to hunt the Hyuuga that killed her husband.
>>2145086She didn't go rogue, she just chased her and died killing her.
"Actually she'd more than likely turn him into a bloody smear," You say, putting the glasses on and seeing that, just as Sasu said, you can't see a darn thing. You take them back off, for some reason Kori, Bebikau, and Ko's eyes widening before they tried to hide their giggles. Odd. "But I promise to win Sasu, if only so that Suzu doesn't try to go after the Raikage as well. Peace must be preserved."Sasu grins, casting a small smirk to wards the others who just glare a little at him. Hmmm. "Well, that's all I needed to hear from ya' man, go kick his ass."You nod, then start to head to wards the actual fighting area only for Ko to stop you. "Hiki wait, there's one more thing you need before you go." Ko Sensei reaches into the duffle bag and pulls out...You can't help but smile, and Ko notices it right away. "So, what do you think?""It look incredible." You say, taking the flak jacket from your Sensei and admiring it. The mark of a true shinobi from the Leaf, you honestly hadn't realized how important this day was until you felt the weight of this jacket in your hands right now. You slip it one, admiring how you still get to have plenty of movement in your arms, plus the added guards to your neck are nice, not like anyone would want to get that close to you though. You look at your three teammates, all of them smiling at you, Ko Sensei has so much pride beaming off his face it's almost blinding. You bow to them, it's the only thing you can think to do. "Thank you, you don't know how much I appreciate it." You then turn, heading out of the room, trying to keep the tears at bay.Before you arrive to the actual fighting area you make sure to put on the glasses, and even though you can't see anything with your eyes, you can still see stuff with your other senses. Almost like the world is full water, and the movement of everything is ripples. Which is why, walking down this long dark corridor, you can sense Agon before you actually see him. "What do you want?" You ask, stopping as he smiles at you from the darkness."Just wanted to ask you something before we go out there and beat each others brains out." You tilt your head, waiting patiently. "Do you bleed?">I'm going to regret this but how does Hiki respond?
>>2145105>I have no idea, I've never been in a situation where I've needed to
>>2145105>"No idea." And walk off
>>2145105only if there is a rupture of my circulation system.
>>2145105>Yes. My nose bled quite badly when I sparred with the father of the Hyuga Clan Head.I have no idea what Hiashi's dad's name was.
>>2145119Anon, no need to be telling him and getting his hopes up
>>2145105>No, I've been told only women do that
>>2145105Make a thin iron needle and poke our hand and show him."Yep, I bleed. I also bleed from my nose when the elder Hyuga fought me in a spar. And also when I had a dream abou-"
>>2145126Saying we don't know is just a lie though.
>>2145132Anon, don't get his hopes up.>>2145136Boyo, sometimes you just gotta lie
>>2145132>>2145119Surprisingly this won.Writing.Don't worry, rolls are gonna' be coming up soon.
>>2145145Ahhh, I see. Like how you're always butthurt. I get it :^)
>>2145105Why don't you try to find out in the arena?
>>2145150And how's that anon?
I just thought of something guys!!! With the jacket Hiki cab finaly do what he always wanted! He can now walk without it's shirt and just use the jacket!!Make the kunoichi's droll in the abs.
>>2145165I dunno, I was shitposting because you just gave your opinion instead of a reason to lie and you're always mad about something.
>>2145168Easy on the exclamation points boyo, but that's true
>>2145171I worship Khorne boyo, of course I'd be mad. That and Ellipsesnon is a twat
"Yes," You say, surprising Agon. Even with your eyes blocked and in near darkness, you can tell he's blinking in confusion. "My nose bled quite badly when I sparred with the Hyuga Elder awhile back." You leave out that you've also found yourself having a nose bleed while thinking about miss Anko from time to time. Agon stares at you for a moment, then grins and laughs, turning on his heel and walking ahead of you while you follow. "Heh, you're a crazy guys Hiki, one of a kind.""Actually I have a twin." You say, getting another laugh out of Agon. The two of you enter the arena finally, the bottom part looking more like an open wilderness than something inside of the Village. The walls around you are raised up high, and you can see hundreds of people watching you. Or rather, you can sense them watching you. "Bout time you two cough showed up." Hayate says, holding his clipboard in hand as you and Agon step forward. You can feel the other contestants confusion as they stare at the two of you, and the flak jackets that you wear. You turn to Gaara, waving to him and getting a wave back, as well as a wink from Temari. Kankuro just ignores you. Rude. "Alright kids, listen up. As you can see two of our contestants went ah-cough-ahead and became Chunin while the rest of your were sleeping.""WHAT?!" Naruto shouts, hurting your ears something fierce. "Hold on how-"You hear a loud smack as both Sakura Karin slap Naruto on the back of the head. Ow. "Be quiet Naruto!" Sakura shouts, then looks around embarrassed at her own outburst."Riiiiight. Anyways, with Agon and Hikigay-cough-gaya now Chunin, we're switching up the fights a bit." Hayate turns clipboard around, showing it to you all. Except you can't see what's written on it, since...you can't see. "So Tenten and Kankuro, you two are fighting each other, cool?""Better than fighting him." Kankuro mutters. Tenten just lets out a sigh of relief."Cool. Now, even though Hiki and Agon are officially Chunin, they're gonna' have an exhibition match just to show off how much-cough-cooler they are than you all." Hayate turns to you and Agon. "Anything you two wanna' say to the crowd or something?">Well?
>>2145172Would you rather i followed the elipsis path chaos?
>>2145176>Hayate is alive during the second part of the tournamentMan avoiding the war with Sune is already showing results.
>>2145175Hmm... I... don't.... know... he... seems... like... a... cool... and... not... cancerous... guy... to... me....................................>>2145176I dunno. GLHF?
>>2145176>"Not really no.">>2145178No anon, don't follow along that path.
>>2145176The viewers are here to see a fight it will be better for me and Agon to show things with our on skills rather then our words.
>>2145176>please watch out for any low flying debris that gets dislodged during our match
>>2145196Thought so. No worries senpai i would never fall so low.
>>2145195>Hmm... I... don't.... know... he... seems... like... a... cool... and... not... cancerous... guy... to... me...............................................................
>>2145176>"Ajit Pai sux"
>>2145221You do -insert Chaos God of your choice here- proud boyo>>2145225Really though good thing he isn't here
Alright, looks like no, you don't have anything to say.Shame, could've swooned some more girls there.Writing.
>>2145239They'll be squirting once they see how ripped Hiki is
>>2145239>Shame, could've swooned some more girls there.Oh yeah, forgot we could say "My muscles will do the talking" with an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
>>2145239I don't think Karin could bear it.
>>2145239Nah now that we use a jacket our muscles will only be exposed when it's way to thorn or a enemy straight up burns it.All kunoichi and civilian women of konoha have lots their candy eye on the day that Hiki became a chuunin.
>>2145245Temari would wind up a bit madAnd it'd be useless to get Sakura to try and calm down
"No." You say, causing several people to fall over in surprise. Why is that even a thing? You turn to Agon, who turns to you as well, that grin of his throwing your senses off for some odd reason. You hold out your hand. "I'm looking forward to a hard fight Agon."He grasps your hand as well, and you feel a hot, burning sensation crawl up your arm before it starts to cover your whole body. It's all you can do just to stand still and not keel over. "You do Hiki." He says, then lets go of your hand. Immediately the burning sensation is gone, and you're back to feeling normal as Agon walks over to his side of the arena.You flex your hand a bit, frowning at what just happened, ignoring the Genin as they exit the arena, just barely nodding to them. Strange, it felt like fire was covering you there for a second. You feel a rustling in your shoulder, but luckily Tesshin doesn't poke his head out, either because he's being sneaky or because the extra weight of the flak jacket keeps him down. "Psst, Hiki! You gotta' listen to me kid!""What advice do you have for me Tesshin." You say, walking to your end of the arena before turning to face Agon, who's busy cracking his neck. "Is it some ancient Tetsu art that you felt I wasn't worthy to learn until this moment?""No you fuckin' idiot, it's about Agon." You can...wait is Tesshin shaking? What about Agon could leave Tesshin of all people shaking? "Kid, you need to either end this quickly or give up, I finally figured out why that Agon kid's been bugging me for so long.""What do you mean, why haven't you said anything?" You whisper as Hayate looks back and forth at you and Agon. "Tesshin, what's so off about Agon?""Fighters ready?" Hayate asks, holding one hand up in the air. You nod, and Agon nods in return. "Hiki, he's like you!" Tesshin hisses."He's....strong?""FIGHT!" Hayata shouts, you and Agon rushing to wards each other as soon as he slices his hand through the air."He's got a piece of a god in him!" Tesshin shouts, just as you and Agon clash in the middle of the arena.>Oh shit>How do react?
>>2145288>Fight tooth and nail to land a blow>Preferably lethal given that he has shown no qualms with doing the same.
>>2145288Well shit, we need to fight that much harder then. ANONS WE ARE NOT GOING SIMPLY PUNCH AUTIST, WE GOTTA PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS
>>2145288"...YES!!"NO HOLDING BACK! GIVE HIM EVERYTHING!
>>2145288>widest smile ever!Oh also phoenix fire ball to have rule of the battle field
>>2145299Finally a worthy opponent! Four witches black iron all the shit!!! This is going to be fun!!!
>>2145308I'll switch to this.>"I'M ABOUT TO HAVE THE TIME OF MY FUCKING LIFE!"
Excited in only the way Hiki can be excited wins, I need an agreement on what move or moves you're going to do though.
>>2145324Tekotsu up, use phoneix flower jutsu, and go for the legs
>>2145324first tekkotsu obviously, four witches and some iron clones since Tesshin wants us to end this quick, we gotta setup for the Chidori. Do we have something to immobilize besides Iron Chains? Someone asspull some iron jutsu or something.
>>2145361You can stretch your iron out, so maybe you could stretch the extra limbs you get out to try and grab him?
>>2145324And exited? I hope to see him go absolutely mad, oh the fun to be had seeing Hiki go berserk
>>2145361Maybe Sinchu's special "Ball Bearings All Over The Ground" jutsu to trip him up?
>>2145384>>2145338Alright we got a winner.1d100DC85
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>2145413pretty low dc desui've got this
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>2145413
>>2145383Most likely Tesshi will just grumble and smile because now he gets to see so.e excitment out of a dream.
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>2145413
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>2145413I thought our only jutsus were the basic, the tetsu ones and Chidori?
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>2145413Let's go
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>2145413
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>2145413OROCHIMARU SAVE US
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>2145413
Wow.So....this is new, Hiki failed.Writing.
>>2145434It's just to increase dramatic tension, don't worry.
>>2145433WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?>>2145434Come on Moon, make the DCs lower for once
>>2145433HMMMMMMM>>2145434Well, so we did when we fought Elder Hyuga
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>2145413>DC85Oh boy.
>anons are still rushing their rollsCome on guys.
>>2145462>He says having rolled late
He's got a god in him too...he's got a god in him too! "Hehe!" You can't but giggle with excitement, Agon looking at you with a small bit of surprise before he smiles too, the two of you jumping back from one another after a moment. "He's strong then." You say, all of the excitement in you almost bubbling over, making you want to explode! "He's really strong!""Oh fuck." Tesshin grumbles. "Listen, he's got Kibo Omo in him, the Lord of Scales himself! The fucker's a goddamn descendant of Ryujin, don't fuck aroun-"You Tekkotsu your body, covering yourself head to toe in iron before leaping into the air with your powerful legs. "Phoenix Flower Jutsu!" You shout, spewing forth multiple fireballs from your mouth that descend down upon Agon in a flurry, before crashing into the ground around and on him. "How's that Tesshin, you think he's going to be able to come back from that?!" You ask, honestly hoping he does.You can sense him though, you know he's just standing in the middle of all that fire, before raising his arm and slapping it away, revealing that he's mostly unharmed, save for a few scorch mark. "Haha, not bad Hiki! But it's gonna' take more than that to take me down!"You know you shouldn't....but. "Then show me how it's done." Immediately you feel something heavy slam into your stomach, knocking the wind out of you. He...he was faster than you could keep up with! You sense that Agon palm now grips the front of your jacket, his face brought mere inches away from your own. "You know, Iron bends when you put enough heat to it." Agon says, causing you to blink in surprise before he throws you to the ground, creating a small crater when you land. He's falling right behind you though, getting ready to slam his knee right into your throat.>What do?
>>2145482Hit him in the knee as hard as possible, gotta break his legs. No need for him to be running around
>>2145482Not if the slump is dense enough to withstand the heat.Then we absorv our ninja tools and increase the density of our iron layer. And gire some heated iron weapons
>>2145482Answer with an elbow, follow up with a Leaf Hurricane
>>2145514>>2145510>>2145487Tied up it seems.
Alrighty, hittin' him in the knee wins it.1d100DC 90C'mon Hiki, think!
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>2145529
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>2145529
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>2145529>>2145532nice
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>2145529
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>2145529
>>2145532Nic->>2145536Ohhhhh sorr->>2145537WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?!
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>2145529>DC 90Dude what.
>>2145536>>2145537what the fuck
>>2145536>>2145537well, that's a thing
>>2145536>>2145537What the actual fuckDo... do they cancel out?
>>2145540Hiki thinkTHATS WHAT GOIN ON! CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR MOON
>>2145537>>2145536100 cancels the 1 and we get a 96. Guess Hiki is starting to take things seriously.>>2145540Hiki can finaly stop hding back which means that his shirt got burned somehow.
>>2145536>>2145537What happens now?
Okay....1 gets canceled out by the 100, which means you still get a fucking 96. Amazing.Writing.Also Temari, Karin, Sakura, and half the cast of Sailor Moon just came.
>>2145554Something glorious. In other words sucess but without consequences.
>>2145540Take from it what you want, I'm trying to figure this out myself>>2145561>Temari, Sakura and Karin just cameNiceu->and half the cast of Sailor MoonAlright then
>>2145561So Hiki because of the heat (ah!) in the arena Hiki opens the jacket and exposed his sick gains.
>>2145568I wonder if Gaara is smilling and thinking: "Man this sure looks fun! "
>>2145561dayum.I was expecting having both, like >You blow his knee but you break our hand
>>2145583It's all that fire chakra on the arena. The girls are starting to get heated up.
>>2145583I think it would have been more like>Your blows connect with godly force, obliterating both of your clothes leaving you naked with everybody to see
"Hiki," Tesshin talks quickly, he doesn't have much time after all, Agon's falling fast. "You need to listen to me! I could give two shits if he beats you to a fucking pulp, but I'm stuck in you! Now think of a fucking smart plan!""I'm gonna' hit him really hard." You say, grinning as you kip up, then throw your fist directly into Agon's descending knee.Snap!Ahhhhhh, that's the sound you were wanting to hear. You watch as Agon cries out in pain, rolling his body once it hits the ground and leaping away from you, though it's pretty obvious for everyone watching that you just messed him up in a serious way. HIs knee, it's actually got bone sticking out. You walk out of your crater, listening to the shocked gasps and cheers coming from the stands as Agon glares at you, only to start grinning a second later. Oh joy! He's having fun too! "Got me pretty good Hiki, pretty sure if I was anybody else I'd be out for the count right now." He slowly reaches down to his knee, gripping the blood soaked thing with both hands. "But I ain't just anybody."Scchhhrrrrip!You watch in amazement as Agon rips his entire leg, from the knee down, off, tossing it aside and causing a couple people in the audience to vomit. "You know, human beings aren't lizards." You state, walking forward. "Our limbs don't grow back." Then you stop, noticing something. He's still smiling."Mine do." He says. "ARRRRRGHHH!" You watch as an entirely new seems to just, shoot out of Agon's open wound. But it looks different from before, it's covered in red scales that glisten with mucus. Again, you hear people throwing up. Agon is panting heavily though, so as amazing as this is, you realize you've got pretty much an open target to pound on right in front of you.You couldn't ask for more.>What do?
>>2145619>OH BOY>Iron Witches and rip off ALL his limbs!"That was cool! Do it again!"
>>2145619Four Witches, show him the ORA!There's no need to not powderize him if he can grow back!
>>2145619Pierce him with heated sebon from the tip of our fingers let's test his new leg or at least pierce his other leg. Heated iron sebon might make it dificult for him to pull that trick again.
>>2145628>>2145631ORA or Rip his limbs off, have to choose one, can't have both.Unless you crit and you ORA his limbs off.
>>2145561>After Konoha Crush the village held a funeral."We gather here this day to remember the two brave chunin who lost their lives.">Rest In Peace Hiki and Agon they drowned in pussy.
>>2145628>>2145631lets rip his limbs and make a thumbs up to gaara bro
>>2145619Feint like we're using a full power hit into his obvious opening, when he counters, switch to a Leaf Gale. We may even break his ankles.Don't use the wrong move again Moon. Gale is a trip that also disorients because the guy that gets hit spins head over heels.
>>2145619Let's ask Tesshin if he could provide some help, since I think we'll need his help here. And while he gives out some ideas for how we could fuck Agon up, four witches and go with ripping off his limbsBecause shit man we got a god too. He's got something he could share with us to counter this
>>2145628Saying no to this. seems a bit too brutalI think people have forgotten why we Have Tesshin in our body,
>>2145619>>2145642RIP his limbs off. Judging from his reaction it takes a lot out of him to regrow his limbs.Holy fuck. Beat him up until Agon turns into a girl and marry her. we're gonna have dragon babies in steel.
>>2145642I'll switch to ORA, but if asking Tesshin what's some shit he could do is free then we do that. Gotta pull out all the stops
>>2145638>>2145642supporting ORAing him into a fine powder
Okay, ripping his limbs off is currently in the lead.Gonna' give it five more minutes cause I gotta' shit.Nevermind I just saw Chaos change to Ora, it's tied up again. Goddammit Chaos.
>>2145642>>2145654is a vote for ORA, if you didn't notice
>>2145663Fuck it i change my to ora to. tume to break him.
>>2145663Ora those limbs off.
>>2145663Voting for ORA with the Four Witches technique.
I'm back, was just the farts.ORA WINS! Oh thank fuck, been wanting to do this for fucking ever!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjzkEM2GWc41d100+10DC 75BREAK HIM!
>>2145663ORAI bet the new limbs are stronger and better.
Rolled 5 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2145685
Rolled 7 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2145685ORA!
Rolled 33 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2145685
Rolled 57 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2145685
Rolled 78 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2145685ORARARARAR
Rolled 36 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2145685>captcha Road TruckWe're gonna him him like a truck hits the road? We're going to hit him like a truck?
Rolled 43 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2145685
Rolled 61 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2145685This is the work of the enemy stand?wait a minute, are you trying to pull a jotaro vs dio?
>>2145697Good job.>>2145696>>2145694>>2145693>>2145688Stop scaring me like that.Writing.
>>2145697nice clutch, anon
>>2145697thank you for clutching.
>>2145688>>2145693>>2145694>>2145696>>2145697>>2145699>>2145701>>2145703>DC 65>One roll passedWhew boys, we're fucked.
The many reactions once theu see the iron witches.>Susumu: Uh? When did Hiki learned that?>Thrid: Oh the four witches that move brings memories>Taka: Uh the arms are darker then the most common clan jutsu>Sinchu: Eh..that Hiki alright...strange his arm colour are different from mine>girls of konoha: fainted and dreaming of Hiki princess carryong then while holding mutiple shooping bags on his iron witches arm
>>2145710It was a 75, and hey we got a 1 out of the way>>2145723>Saus: "I'm never going to catch up with him am I?">Kakashi: "You know, I'm kinda scared."
>>2145733We had +10, it's DC 65.
>>2145733>Bebikau: Punching the air and making "ora ora" sounds>Kori: *gets closer to Sasu and whisper that he's more her tipe then Hiki*>Ko:*Byakugan actived* Uh those two chakra paths...they have different coloured chakra inside then>Temari: *More thirsty then the desert*>Karin: *Drolling*>Kankuro: Well i'm REALLY glad i ain't fighting him>TenTen:Oh god i would be dead if Hiki didn't do this>Naruto: I can still beat him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1hgXfX5-U"Tesshin, the Iron Witches technique, it's time!" You feel like you're boiling alive! All of the excitement, it's actually getting to you! You unzip your jacket, tossing it aside carelessly as dark iron limbs sprout from your back, with fingers like claws as you begin to rush to wards Agon, who just smiles right back at you. This is what needed, someone to fight without having to worry about how the Village would react, someone who wasn't part of a mission! Someone who you could just throw down with, and enjoy yourself! "AGON!" You shout, already starting to throw punches so fast that they must be a blur to everyone but the most highly trained watching."HAHAHAHHIKIIIIIIIIIIIII!" He shouts back, throwing his own punches.The two of you collide so hard that there's a shockwave, your fists matching each others with each punch! You can feel it, the driving hunger that you've been unable to find anywhere else, the thing you've only felt one other time! When you fought Reptile, and you snapped his neck! You don't have to hold back with Agon, he's strong, he can take it! You're living in a world of cardboard, and standing right in front of you is the only man made of diamonds! "ORAORAORAORAORA!" You shout, increasing your speed till you break past Agon's defenses and begin pummeling him with your hard, iron fists. You push him back, each punch knocking his face around with ease, each strike leaving your mark upon him. Eventually you push him back to the walls of the arena, but you keep striking, you keep hitting him with everything you've got! You have to! You won't get another chance!"Holy shit." You hear Sinchu say, he must be sitting right above you, you wonder if he's enjoying the show."Is that...is that really Hiki?" Naruto asks, his voice sounds...worried?"When did he get this strong?" Another person asks, you can't tell, their voices are starting to sound the same, your fists are drowning them out."When did he get this scary?" Shut up. SHUT UP! Don't they see! Can't they understand!? You don't get chances like this, you have to enjoy it! It's not your fault you're strong!"ORA!" You shout one last time, slamming your fist into Agon's head so hard it actually pushes it into the concrete wall. Your breathing is heavy, you probably pushed yourself harder than you have ever in your life, and looking at the still body in front of you, you have to say...it was worth it."...holy shit." You hear Hayate say from behind, walking up to exam the scene in front of him. "Kid I think you ju-cough-killed him.">What up?
>>2145776Ugh did we really? Fuck I thought he was stronger than that
>>2145776>... What? WHAT?! NO!Run up to him, tearing up. We can't lose the one man we haven't needed to hold back against. Though, I guess we did need to if he's dead.
>>2145776>"Are you not entertained?!"Or just take a seat, watch Agon. If Hiki's declared the winner then he should carry Agon to the medinin
>>2145776Back up slowly, center ourselves, and let the officials check him. Regain our chakra as best we can in case he recovers.
>>2145776Get him to medical help as quick as possible, Hiki doesn't want to lose his new battle buddy.
>>2145776switching from >>2145796to>>2145801
>>2145796This deny the possibility he's too weak to survive this. "That's impossible soon is way too strong to die from that, he had to be!"
>>2145801This wins.....1d100 pleaseDC 80.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>2145814
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Rolled 22 (1d100)>>2145814
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>2145814
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Rolled 78 (1d100)>>2145814Live, damn it!
>>2145819I don't know what is being rolled for so I don't know what this'll do
>>2145819Well then, we dd great for whatever we were rolling for
It occurs to me that Hiki acts like Goku except he doesn't eat as much.
>>2145819Hiki really is the second coming of Itachi/Madara.You guys just won.Writing.
>>2145837I imagine he'd be a better parent, even if he'd be clumsy as hell at it.
>>2145840Won more of our match? Cuz I'm not even warmed up yet.
>>2145840Wait is he dead? That's not what we wanted I think D:
Let me explain what just happened. The 80 was just to see if Agon stayed down or kept coming, keeping the fight going.You just fucking killed him.Not beat, not knocked out.You. Killed. Him.
>>2145819>>2145814Center yourself Hiki. Can't loose your control.
>>2145837>Comparing Hiki with the worst parent and biggest dumbass in animu>>2145840We need to tell Agon this: You need more worthy opponents
>>2145852No, we don't want him murdered, we want him to fight more. Don't turn our 100 into a loss.
>>2145857He's dead Chaos. He's dead.
>>2145852Well damn, should'a went easy on his ass. This'll impress some and scare the hell out of others. How's A feeling about this shit?
>>2145852well, shitso the village must be scared of him nowat least we still have gaara
>>2145852Welp.I bet Gaara is happy.
>>2145852Moon, no. Don't do this to us. Please...
>>2145852Does his village not have substitution jutsu?
>>2145852Shit dude, I don't want him to die. Can't you just turn that crit into an instant friendship between battle spurgs?
>>2145852Oh man...guess he was weaker then we thought. Also now the elder and everyone else will know better then threaten the village.It will also send a message to Kumo to not fuck with Konoha.
>>2145852STOP SCARING ME MOON DAMN IT!!
>>2145852Oh come on Moon, we want him alive. Fucked up but alive damnit>>2145861I had that typed before the update
>>2145867>>2145873>>2145862>>2145860>>2145853Hmmm....well, Taka IS watching the fight....We'll get to that in a sec.
>>2145881>>2145852Why do we have to roll for something you would normally roll for? Our action was to go chill out, why do we have to roll for if someone's knocked out, getting back up, or dead?
>>2145881What does Taka have to do with this? He knows some medical ninjutsu, but there isn't a better one on hand watching?
>>2145871He must have thinked he could take Hiki's punches. The problem is that Hiki had to hold back all of his life this is the first time people see him going all out.Besides fucker deserved it. Cane here to kill genin and now got btfo by someone at the same level that him.
>>2145881TAKA OUR BOYO, on thr subject of him. Is Kin no longer a chimera?
>>2145881Eh, I'm okay if he dies. The social shit that would happen if he stays dead would be beautiful.
>>2145881I'm okay with him dying. It makes for good drama.
>>2145883Oh hello genjutsuanon.
How did our punches meet each other's if we had sight-reducing glasses on?
>>2145901do you remeber how we spent all that time training to fight blind? that's how
>>2145891Taka has the chakra nature of ninja god himself.>>2145895Do you REALLY want Hiki to suffer?>>2145898>Good dramaI didn't know you liked animu David Cage
>>2145901Agon didn't have those glasses on, and Hiki has been training to fight blind.
>>2145895>>2145898I agree Kumo is so weak that needs to send a chuunin level to fight Konoha's genin. If anything it's Kumo's fault f9r trainin Agon so poorly.
>>2145901Oh yeah, forgot we didn't do that whole "Fighting While Blind" training with our entire team so we wouldn't have to see to fight.GG Moon you're a hack. Can't believe you forgot we didn't do that.
>>2145908it's not Hiki necessarily suffering. Okay, there'll be some fear of god put into people, but respect from a lot others. Hell, not even A could deny our prowess.
>>2145911We did though didn't we?
>>2145911Except we did do it though
>>2145911There's a difference between "Hey, I hear where he moved to and can punch at that," and "Time to deflect a bunch of bullets with punching while blindfolded"
>>2145901This:>>2145909Also we have a jutsu that allow us to fell the air vibration using by tenkotsu our body's hair.
>>2145901Hiki spent a week with his team in the forest of death to learn how to bling fight and basically got Daredevil's powers.C'mon Moon, at the very most make Agon crippled. That way Taka can heal him in the future.
>>2145918>>2145919It's sarcasm. I thought I made that obvious.
>>2145924Sarcasm through text is so hard to convey honestly.
>>2145924But you did make it obvious though?>>2145929Yeah, honestly.
>>2145931Chaos and that other anon didn't get it.
Can we cry at having found JUST ANOTHER VICTIM?
>>2145924A. Sarcasm is hard to convey in textB. I have a headache>>2145933>Here lies Agon: He wasn't good enough
You take a deep breath, backing up slowly so that Hayate can examine Agon. You can hear the people in the stands as they whisper and watch, you can feel the pounding of their heartbeats as they wait along with you, wondering what Hayate's going to say about Agon's condition. You listen closer, focusing in on Agon specifically, but you can already tell what happened..."Agon of the Cloud is dead." Hayata says, leaning away from the dead Chunin's corpse. You can hear a sobbing come from the crowd, and you realize it's the girl member of Agon's team. "Hikigaya Tetsu is the winner.""...well, that's one way to win." Tesshin says, rustling slightly but staying hidden. You walk over to your jacket, picking it up and slipping it back on as the medical ninja walk past you. "But hey, not like the guy wasn't an asshole though, right?""No." You say, heading out of the arena. "He was a strong opponent, and he enjoyed fighting as much as I. He let me do something nobody else in the entire Village has ever been able to do for me.""What's that?""He didn't let me hold back." You say, exiting the arena.---->You're TakaWhat...what? Your brother just...he just killed him? "Holy shit," Sinchu says beside you, leaning over the railing to get a better look at the Cloud shinobi's body. "Didn't actually think Hiki had it in him. Props.""Sinchu." Susumu snaps at Sinchu, frowning at the boy as you tremble in your seat. "This wasn't something to be proud of. Hiki lost control down there.""Bull." Sinchu shoots back. "He was totally in control, it's just for the first time he didn't have to hold back at all. Every one of those punches he threw? He meant them all.""I still can't believe little Hiki killed that boy though." Suzu says, looking somewhat sad as she places her hands in her lap. "I just...I never thought he was capable of something like that."You look down as the medical ninja finally pry Agon's head from the wall, the boys face swollen something fierce, his eyes practically dead...practically...You frown, trying to focus on Agon's body some more. You can...why can you still sense chakra coming from him? Why can you sense chakra at all?"Yo, Taka, you alright?" Sinchu asks, shaking you slightly. "I know it's fucked up, but this shit happens man. Nothing to be done about it.">Or is there?>Well, what do?
>get into the thread>hiki is fighting a dude he thinks is strong since he can regenerate and shit>he literally punched the regenerating guy with a god in him to death guys i think tesshin might very well be slightly scared of us now.
>>2145924That's why you add[/sarcasm] afterwards.
>>2145937>Don't you sense that down there? He has... something, still left in him.
>>2145920there's also a difference between "Hey, I hear where he moved to and can punch at that," and "Hey, I can fell the vibrations of his every movement through the air as he starts to do them."Also, Agon himself isn't wearing blind glasses, so he could have been matching punches with Hiki.
>>2145937He isn't dead.Sunshin toward the medics and inspect Agon futher.
>>2145937>I am Takahiro Tetsu, greatest non-ninja medical ninja in the world! Time to save some guys' life.
>>2145949This here'll do
>>2145937well shit taka, time to go get off your genius ass and save his dumb ass life for being retarded enough to actually go up against the guy whos greatest joy in life was murdering a metric fuckton of bears.
Ay, guess what, looks like Taka's gonna' tell death to take a holiday.1d100+10DC 85It's fine if you fail it anons.It's not like you can get THREE 100's in the same thread after all.
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Rolled 32 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2145970>he says this inciting the rage of RNGesus.
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>>2145977>Flips deskWELL ALRIGHT!
Rolled 22 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2145970Can't he just take his dragon powers instead?
Rolled 50 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2145970>>2145977seriously?
>>2145977PRAISE BE UPON YOU!
>>2145977Chaos Undivided's eyes is upon us!
>>2145977THANK YOU NINJA JESUS!!!
>>2145983WHAT WERE YOU SAYING MOON? >>2145995You mean Taka me boyo
>>2146001thanks chaos you know what i ment.
Alright fuck, I need a moment here.Also somebody replace Teddy in this pic with Taka, cause that's what just happened.Writing.
>Shut up. SHUT UP! Don't they see! Can't they understand!? You don't get chances like this, you have to enjoy it! It's not your fault you're strong!Oh i want to hug Hiki...
Hiki the boy destroyerTaka the medinin Jesus
>>2145970If Hiki is madara the Taka is orochimaru
>>2145977Whatever poor fucker pisses off both Hiki and Taka is 1000% kill
>>2146009Are you implying Taka can't grow a moustache?
>>2146014I think that theory about them being the actual reincarnations instead of Sasuke and Naruto might be true.
>>2145977SEBPAI!!You did it!
>>2146010I have to wonder if Hiki ever wishes he were weaker so that he could go against others on fair ground.
we could probably the youngest jounin ever
>>2146019>implying orochimaru isn't in the stands watching this shit>implying this won't drive him to seriously want taka to be his apprentice>this makes kabuto butthurt like literally nothing else.
>>2146019Nah. They Hamura and Hagoromo or some shit with these kinds of rolls.
>>2146021So, we Saitama now?
>>2146019Maybe Taka and Hiki having the chakra of a god in then might be some influence. Since you know the Otsutsuki were also aliens nothing stop from Teshii being a creature from another world to.
>>2146019Nah, they're just awesome.
>>2146019I prefer going with Hiki and Taka being the reincarnations of Hagaromo and Hamura because with rolls like these it's gotta be true
>>2146021Just like Gaara whished someone to be his friend. But he was to strong to have anyone near him.Now Gaara and Hiki friendship can truly grow.
>>2146027Wasn't Kakashi a 6-year-old Jonin?
>>2146031>Moon Mom is watching >Torn between blasting the twins to bits or hugging them.
>>2146042Well the black zetsu was the true villan and Teshii is entirely black so...maybe the iron god is one of Kaguya's descedents?
>>2146042Well I prefer them just being really good anomalies cuz I can't stand prophecy and reincarnation bullcrap.
>>2146049>>2146031Now that i think of it they do have the white hair. But don't have the moon eyes.
>>2146051naw, Tesshin was already stated to be a living construct of faith.
>>2146044Chunin. Jonin at 12.
>>2146053I just realized. There is this thing called nature chakra what if, and try to be patient with me, what if the clan's curse it's just because the Tetsu absorv nature chakra and instead of becoming stone like the rest the iron poisoning is the effect from then abvorsing the chakra directly from the nature?Would explain why they are so freaking strong.
"STOP!" You shout, getting practically everyone's attention in the whole arena as you climb over the railing and shunshin down to the medical nin, Sinchu and Suzu just too shocked by your outburst to really stop you. You land and immediately trip, the height kind of too much for you to handle at the moment, but you just roll into it and keep moving forward, stopping the medical nin as they start to take Agon away. "WAIT! He's still got some life left in him!"Hayate appears beside you, putting his hand on your to try and move you along, then taking it off quickly when he sees Suzu glaring at him. "Kid, seriously I know it's rough but that guy is dead as-cough-a doorknob, just get back to the stands so we can-""No!" You shout, moving past Hayate as he sighs. You get beside Agon's body, the medic nin frowning at you for the most part, except for one of them who's wearing a mask, who just sort of stares at you. You place your hands on Agon's body, the chakra you saw earlier still pulsing around him, though it's weaker now. You don't know why, but you feel the urge to put your hands over Agon's heart and head, focusing your own chakra into his body. "I can help him, I know I can." You say, mostly to yourself."It's noble that you want to try and help him," The masked medic nin says, his voice slightly patronizing. "But you're not even a Genin, what can you hope to do?""Save him." You say, focusing your chakra again. You begin to realize that you're not just looking at one individuals chakra though, but two of them. The second one, red and coiling around the first, seems to be trying to keep Agon alive, or at least not dead for as long as possible. This second chakra, it needs your touch!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JliO5Vo2f-A"Wh-what?!" The masked medic nin says as light covers Agon's entire body. You can hear people in the stands give out shocked gasps, even you barely understand what's happening, you just know that you have to keep doing it! "How are you doing this?!""I don't know, I just am!" You reply, pouring the very last bit of your chakra into Agon before you finally fall to your side, drained of energy. As you breathe heavily, the light around Agon disappears, and once gone it reveals that the boys body is completely healed of all wounds, even his leg from earlier, which was covered in scales, looks fresh and fine. However the best part, for you at least, is when Agon slowly opens his eyes, looking confused as he sits up. You just smile. "I...did it..." Then you're out cold.>END>Hope ya'll had fun>Any questions?>We'll be playing tomorrow.
>>2146060Oh yeah true. Forgot about that. Oh well, the fact he's a construct of faith is even better gives some place for the origin of the worlds spirits, those who aren't the spiritual animals.
>>2146072>taka fucking did medinin jesus shit>literally everyone involved is confused as almighty shitdays like this is why i like is series.
>>2146072How many fear the Tetsu now that they've seen one just fucking muder a guy who everyone though was as fast as light, and seen another revive the nigga from the dead?A's thoughts on the fight? Hokage's thoughts?also, fuck, we didn't use the Chidor armor to piss off A.
>>2146072FUCKING TETSU! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CLAN+Also is the masked guy Kabuto?
>>2146053Then boy would you hate Budhism and Hinduism>>2146072Fine run Moon. So how about some reactions from some of the other characters over everything that just happened? Namely Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi, Hiruzen, Agon and Orochimaru?
>>2146090to be fair there would literally be nothing left if we did chidori armor on top of it.throwing literally all that shit together would fuck up the shit out of madara let alone a regular chunin.
>>2146072What are Gaara's thoughts on the fight?
>>2146090>Hokage's thoughts?And people wonder why i keep the tetsu around. AH!
>>2146099Oh when Madara shows up we'll fuck out of Madara in more ways than one
>>2146101gaara probably mad jelly he wasn't in that fight, especially since Hiki just implied everyone else would probably be even worse off. you gotta remember hiki fucked up the elder of the hyuuga with pretty much no problem.
>>2146106I fucking knew the old man was an undead!
>>2146093Of course it's Kabuto, he's my favorite....and you just showed him right the fuck up too.>>2146097>Sasuke: *Hasn't shown up yet*>Naruto: "...dattebayo."*falls out of his seat*>Kakashi: *Cairn's pic of choice*>Hiruzen: "Ha! Well done boys well done!">Agon: "....Why is Hikigaya passed out beside me and why am I not dead? Also where'd his muscles go?">Orochimaru: "MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!">>2146101>Gaara: "He killed him....but then his brother brought him back....can he bring mom back?"
Hiki, the Steel Reaper of the Leaf.Taka, the Miracle Angel of the Leaf.Yin and Yang.Also Moon, how are the girls and Gaara after all that? What does Hanabi think of the miracle Taka wrought?
>>2146090The Tetsu stock keeps rising.
everyone remember this is with the tetsu down a fuckton of people from recently, and without the war buff they still fucking get.Tetsu are full on retard powerful.
>>2146119>can he bring mom back?garaa please sthap...how would rasa feels now?
>>2146121>What does Hanabi think of the miracle Taka wrought?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764
>>2146130Bet the elders want his [genes] now
>>2146119>Sasuke: *Hasn't shown up yet*Well that's disappointing, BUT WHO LSE BUT SASUKE?>Orochimaru: "MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!"Wooooo boy, this oughta be fun eh?>Gaara: "He killed him....but then his brother brought him back....can he bring mom back?"STOP MAKING ME FEEL THESE EMOTIONS MOON, STOP IT
>>2146129Rasa is super happy he didn't try to kill Hiki...has some thoughts on Taka that I'm keeping hush hush for now.
>>2146119>can he bring mom back?
>>2146119>Gaara: "He killed him....but then his brother brought him back....can he bring mom back?"
>>2146072Matchmakers are getting a sudden surge of business from local at foreign clans.The Milfs and Cakes of the the village reveal their deadly hand. Suzu is on the verge of developing Ultra Instinct from the sheer desire of the crowd that is directed towards her brothers. She must protect their purity. An Ancient Uchiha from the shadows stirs.
>>2146129I bet Rasa actually fully believes Hiki meant no harm, because killing Gaara would be easier to do for him than he thought. If we were going to, could we have been stopped?
>>2146137Speaking of kages.Was A there? And if he was, what did he think of the glorious bullshittery that happened?
>>2146119>Gaara: "He killed him....but then his brother brought him back....can he bring mom back?"Ah man...that's sad.>Orochimaru: "MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!"Well now my prediction of Oreo and Danzo splitting the twins will be a reality.
>>2146144Nah, A's still in the Clouds.Also, I'm surprised nobody wants to know what Itachi thinks.
>>2146152Oh right, he's here. What ARE his thoughts at seeing his own second coming?
>>2146147Pfft, they have too much Will of Fire in them to ever go willingly. Those boys are more patriotic than most kids their age.
>>2146152Well that sucks. Maybe we'll find out when Hiki goes on a diplomatic mission to the CloudITACHI WAS THERE? Well shit tell us man
>>2146152What does Itachi thinks?Also what is the girls general opinion about Hiki now?
>>2146160I said they would try anon. Not that they would manage to do it.
>>2146158>>2146161>>2146162>Itachi: "Not bad."Also the some girls are terrified, some are even more into Hiki....the ones who are carnage freaks are Karin and Temari obviously. Sakura's a little spooked.Anko missed it to go get a quick dango. 2 for 1 special, couldn't pass it up.
>>2146119>>Gaara: "He killed him....but then his brother brought him back....can he bring mom back?"https://youtu.be/-AYDqCsXiV0
>>2146169>Not badWell, coming from Itachi that's a big complimentActually, now that Imthink about it: what are Kabuto's thoughts?
>>2146169goddammit, Sakura, ninjas have to kill people.
>>2146169>Anko missed it to go get a quick dango. 2 for 1 special, couldn't pass it up.This kills the Hiki.The Tetsu clan males drowns in pussy.
>>2146152>Itachi: So that's what I looked like to normies? Damn, that's scarry.">Kisame: "Hey, there's the asshole who stole my sword in the crowd! I wanna show him all the cool shit I added to my new scooter and make him SUPER jealous!">Itachi: "Goddammit Kisame."
>>2146176>Actually, now that Imthink about it: what are Kabuto's thoughts?>"Pfffft, okay so he killed the other guy pretty good whatever. Oh look it's the sick one, what's he think he's gonna-OH WHAT?! NO! FUCK THAT! STOP! STOP DOING THAT!"
>>2146169>Not badWell better then the suffering and hate speach he spitted to Sasuke. Also just realized that Itachi is in Konoha watching all of this bullshit>Akatsuki and Orochimaru attacking Konoha at the same timeOr at least tryong to grab Hidan and Naruto in the mix of all the chaos.
>>2146169Moon, let me give you the REAL question.how may MEDIC-NIN have hots for taka now?>clinique 5500Damn right captcha
>>2146184>just denied another edo tensei to Orochimaru/Kabuto.
>>2146184Taka is the Anakin to Kabuto's Dooku.
>>2146184>these are the sounds of kabuto realizing orochimaru found someone he likes more then him.
>>2146185Anon you're forgetting someone else they'll try to grab. >>2146189>Implying that Taka would follow Orochimaru/PalpatineFor shame anon, for shame
>>2146184what does our team think? Did we do them proud with all the training we did?
>>2146192Doesn't have to be willing.
>>2146197Ko is extremely happy right now. Kori is, or was, terrified for a bit till Taka did his thing, Sasu is still in denial about being able to catch up to you, and Bebikau has awoken her bloodlust.
>>2146192>Kidnapping the siblings.The Edo Tensei'd hokages doesn't know what to feel about dying on the thighs of a Hot rampaging girl.
>>2146204You forgetting that Hashirama grew up with FemMadara?
>>2146203How much did Danzo just cum in his robes?
>>2146204pic related but reversed>>2146208ah, so with his oblivious personality, he kept tripping over and fell into her pantsu on multiple occasions, right?
>>2146214He used like five Izanagi.
>>2146229So thanks to Taka how happy/thankfull is the cloud girl from Agon's team?
>>2144959just stop already
>>2146242I'm guessing she'd want to murder-fuck Hiki and fuck-murder Taka.
Ah damn. Missed the thread...For some reason I thought you were running tomorrow...
>>2146279Sorry, hope you enjoy reading it though.Especially all the...surprise rolls.
Oh, also bro's, don't forget to vote on the last thread, 12's still at zero.
>>2146288Link me then, betch
>>2146292First post in thread boyo
>>2146053I agree, I find the idea of hiki and taka being their own bullshit story much more fun, over just being strong because of being reincarnations of previous ninja. Reincarnation eugenics crap is what killed naruto for a lot of people, and I really don't want to see it here.
Y'know, if we go against Itachi, I'm glad Hiki has blind fighting down. I'm pretty sure he will know about Itachi's bullshit ocular genjutsus.
>>2146307the problem is that Itachi doesn't need just the sharigan to use his genjutsu. Yeah he's that broken. And Hiki's main weakness IS genjutsu.>>2146288Also god dammit moon i'm so hyped i can't sleep now.
Also:>You take them back off, for some reason Kori, Bebikau, and Ko's eyes widening before they tried to hide their giggles. Odd. Do we have panda eyes now?Because i think Sasu just trolled Hiki.
Good thread as always, Moon!Man I really want Taka to be the best mednin. Sakura would be drooling all over the twins too.Also am I the only one who wants to see bug puss back?"
Bet Kabuto's Ninja Info Cards didn't show this.
>>2146443Of course they don't, since they tend to die young, Kabuto didn't waste his hardearned Henchman Bucks buying the Testu Clan Starter Deck or any "Iron of Konoha" Series Card Packs, i'm still trying to pull a Secret Foil Hiruzen myself
>>2146376Was wondering when somebody would catch that.
>>2146285Just got an opportunity to read through the thread. Pretty damn impressive work there Moon...Can't wait for the next session...
>>2146494So he did. Boy must be shitting in his pants.
>>2146268She's from Kumo anon not from Kiri. Although bloodlust is a thing.
>>2146404>spoilerYes. Fuck her Sinchu will date Shizune and she will straight him up.
>>2146626Sinchu and Shizune actually works way more than I thought at first. Huh.
>>2146656Shizune is already used to Tsunade so Sinchu will be a walk in the park for her.
>>2146666except for the fact that tsunade will tease her mercilessly.
>>2146539Speaking of, how "dead" did Agon get?
>>2146626>Not Sinchu and AyameShe's dealt with Sinchu way longer, plus ramen>>2146724I'd say extremely fucking dead
>>2146743Nah. She's way out of his league.>>2146673Not more then Shizune will tease her once she sees Hiki has a crush on her, Tsunade.
>>2146751No anon, he thinks he's out of her league. Besides it works great
Hey heads up, we'll be having another session in like three hours.Which means we'll finally get to watch the other fights.>1st MatchTemari vs Hinata>2nd MatchTenten vs Agon>3rd MatchSakura vs Gaara>4th MatchKankuro vs Hikigaya>5th MatchSasuke vs Naruto>6th MatchLee vs Neji>7th MatchKarin vs ShonWhich of these are ya'll most excited for?
>>2147178Oh whoops, that's the line up from before the whole Hiki/Agon thing was decided.2nd Match will be Tenten vs Kankuro.
>>2147178I wanna see muh girl Karin winning againts all odds.
>>2147178Lee vs. Neji is my number one for wanting to see. Close second is Saus vs. Nart
>>2147207Lee is literally going to destroy this tourneyHe's so much stronger than canon and i doubt Gaara who was the strongest has done any actual training since the second stage
>>2147178Temari vs Hinata because of the curse seal and sakura vs gaara because I hope we've made a difference and sand coffin isn't on the table any more
>>2147231I forgot about that! sweet!
>>2147178>Which of these are ya'll most excited for?Lee vs Neji is the hypest shit. Any other answer is objectively wrong.
>>2147276Now here's a real question: How many gates can Neji unlock?
>>2147278The gate [spoilers] to your heart [/spoilers]
>>2147392Are you a filthy hippie?
>>2147178Lee and NejiDoes Hinata has a cursed seal in this quest? If i'm not mistaken we rolled and Oro found her. If yes then i want to see her fight against Temari.
>>2147444Hinata does have a cursed seal
So if Sasuke is late for his fight, will they postpone his fight? Or will they just disqualify him cause he isn't the special prodigy in this timeline?
>>2147392Fuck there needs to be an easier way to do that on mobile.
>>2147477Who knows? But I'm sure Saus'll show up, or Hiki drags him there
>>2147501Yep. If you want to know, it's ["spoiler] ["/spoiler"] without the quotes.
>>2147469Cool. Hopefully she would have managed to control her seal, or else poor Temari.Does Sasuke has one too?
>>2147520Of course he does
Get ready, thirty minutes till game time!
>>2147691Fuck yeah i'm pumped!
>>2147477>Or will they just disqualify him cause he isn't the special prodigy in this timeline?What are you talking about, Sasuke is still the Leaf Genin Prodigy.
>>2147759if that's the case how comes he's still only a genin and Hiki got promoted before him
Alright, we're starting soon. I need a consensus from everyone.>Sinchu or Susumu?Who do you want to watch the next stuff as?
>>2147819>SinchuYou know, I just realized something. Replace the c in Sinchu with an n, and rearrange it. You get NINSHU
>>2147819>Sinchu or Susumu?>Cawfee vs Gween TeaShit, this is where the quest dies.Susumu.
>>2147819Hey Moon, does a version of Yoko exist in this Konoha?
It seems Sinchu is the winner. Surprise.Now, what was his reaction to what just happened?
>>2147819>>Sinchu or Susumu?You made us wait half an hour for this? Just choose next time nigga.>Sinchu
>>2147819Sinchu, not that I dont like Susumu but Sinchu trained Nart, Karin and Hinata.
>>2147865Flabber fucking gasted, and proud of his little cousins
>>2147819Susumu. He doesn't get enough screen time. But i guess Sinchu would be the most fun since he would be seing his 'students' in the tournament.Also:>Susumu, Sinchu and Suzu are all heresuddenly i feel bad for the sound shinobi attacking the stadium
>>2147865>I wonder if I could train Hinata to the point she can punch that hard...And then he realizes he accidentally said that out loud.
>>2147865My cousins both brutally killed then un-killed that dude...Fucking awesome!
>>2147872Sinchu is fucking awesome.
>>2147865Impressed, he just saw a miracle of ninja medicine and by his cousin no less!
Alright then, WRITING!
>>2147865He probably wants to get Taka to a hospital after seeing him collapse.
>>2147865>oh god, what the fuck is going on
>You're Sinchu>Fuck yeah"That....was FUCKING AWESOME!" You shout, falling back into your seat in a fit of laughter after having just seen your two precious little cousins do the coolest shit ever! Seriously, Hiki completely murdered that Agon fuck like it was nothing! You actually thought he was gonna' crack the entire arena wall in half with those punches. But then Taka, precious and innocent Taka, shows up and fucking revives the fucker from the brink of death. AWESOME! "Taka!" You watch as Suzu jumps the railings down to where Taka passed out, arguing with the medic nin for a moment before they all leave the arena, Suzu carrying Taka in her arms. That Agon shit just stands there, looking confused for a bit before he walks off too."Astounding." Susumu says, rubbing his chin. "That boy was dead, I was certain of it. And yet...""Hey, just chalk it up to this being the best damn generation of Tetsu ever old man." You say, earning a frown from Susumu. Geez, ever since he's been comin' home late from visitin' Tsume he's been a real pain in the ass lately. "Anyways shush, the actual Chunin matches are startin'."Hayate scratches his head for a moment down there, then starts reading off the clipboard. "Alright well, that happened. For the official Chunin Exams tournament, first match will be between Temari of the Sand," You watch as that girl who was practically flooding an entire section of the audience while watching Hiki fight earlier jumps down, then floats the rest of the way on her fan before landing. Shit, she actually looks tough. For a little kid, if you fought her you'd kick her ass easily. "And her opponent, Hinata Hyuga." You watch as Hinata shunshins down, looking pretty sure until she notices exactly how many people are watching her right now. "Fuck, she's nervous." You point out to Susumu, who just nods. Hmm, now what would a super awesome teacher say to his student here?>Well?
>>2147939>If you win, you won't have to spend a week stuck in the Forest of death with Nerscy!
>>2147939>"BEAT HER LIKE AN ABUSIVE PARENT HINATA! I BELIEVE IN YOU!"
>>2147939Hinata!! BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!!KICK HER ASS!
>>2147939>"Did you see Hiki beat the shit out of that guy? That was awesome!"
>>2147945Actually, could we summon Nerscy to watch the fight with us? Or is she too big?
>>2147945>>2147953Should we play the Naruto card? Saying something vague like. "He's watching so do your best"
>>2147964I'll switch to this
>>2147939"Hinata! Do the thing!
>>2147967Nerscy to big. Besides would scare the living shit of the civilians. Also is the nobleman with us? And by us i mean Sinchu.
>>2147964Alright, this looks like a winner to me.Now to see if you actually pumped her up or just embarrassed the fuck out of her.1d100+5DC 70
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2147993YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
Rolled 26 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2147993
Rolled 26 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2147993I hope we embarrass her.
Rolled 72 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2147993
Rolled 28 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2147993
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2147993
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>2147993BELIEVE
Rolled 88 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2147993NARUTO IS WATCHING GIRL!! SHOW HIM YOU DIDN'T SLACKED IN THE TRAINNING!
Rolled 33 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2147993KAIMINAINTENSIFIES
Goddamn just barely there. What's wrong guys, used up all your 100's yesterday?Writing.
So how exactly is Again feeling about the fight, his death, and Hiki's scrawny brother bringing him back from the dead
>>2148004It seems i am good at clutching
>>2148020Bitch don't steal my clutch!
>>2148019Agon confused Taka with Hiki so i guess he's a little bit confused and might be re-thinking his life choices. Death does that with a person.
>>2148019Like anyone who's revived from the dead: Questioning what the fuck happened>>2148020>>2148027You petty little goblins can't beat my clutch rolls
>>2148027it seems i was confused about wich poster i was
Rolled 78, 97, 42, 2, 76 + 10 = 305 (5d100 + 10)"Hiiiiiiiiinaaaaataaaa!" You scream at the top of your lungs, causing Susumu to fall out of his chair in surprise. A small bonus. Your student looks up at you from the arena, as well as everyone else watching. Fuck yeah, all eyes you! "Believe in the me that believes in you! You got this kid!" You even flash her a fuckin' awesome thumbs up in the process, earning a very heated nod of his head from Guy."That's your teacher?" Temari says, sounding confused and giggly. "He looks like a dork...wait is he related to Hiki?" She asks, blushing slightly. Oh god, the little girl has a crush on you! As you try to come to terms with having to let a young child down, Hinata seems to have finally gotten her nerves under control, and she turns to face Temari. "That's right! Sensei Sinchu is my teacher! And-and he's awesome, and cool!""Don't forget handsome and single!" You shout, shooting some finger guns to some babes in the crowd. "And an idiot." Susumu adds. Fuck you Susumu.Temari just shrugs. "Eh, if that's what you think. Just get ready to get your ass beat." She says, bringing her fan out. Oh shit that thing looks heavy.Hayate sighs. "Okay so-cough-ya'll ready?" They both nod. "Well then let's do this." He swipes his hand through the air, starting the match.>Hey>1d100>These rolls are for Temari
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>2148074Well then
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>2148074
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>2148074Good morning Moon......Rolling...
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>2148074
>>2148074iWe can still win, BELIEVE IT!
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>2148074I'm not caught up, as QM it's your job to tell me what I've missed, tell me what that is?
Goddamn guys, Hinata might not even have to bring out the Cursed Seal here.>>2148098Archive is in the first post, have fun reading.
>>2148098>>2148093>>2148090>>2148089>>2148083WHAT THE FUCK HINATAthis better not be the cursed seals
>>2148106Don't blame us. The only way we'd win would be with another nat 100 :V
>tfw you're conflicted because you want Temari to do well but if she loses here she can always try and get Hiki to 'comfort' her
>>2148117I know it too anon, I know it too
>>2148106>Hinata might not even have to bring out the Cursed Seal hereSo this /is/ the ojou one? I thought this was the multiple MC one?>have fun readingI pay your salary for this, I'm entitled to a summary that takes away time from everyone else.
>>2148125The QM rolled to see who Oreo would molest. We rolled both Hinata and Sasuke.
>>2148108Are you implying that Sinchu isn't a great sensei?
Y'all know Temari's losing because her crush isn't watching.
>>2148137>both Hinata and SasukeThat's fun. We do dislike him though, right?
Surprisingly Hinata doesn't just rush in there and start attacking, she's actually playing things smart by increasing the distance between her and Temari. Temari sees this and immediately whips out that fan of hers, swinging it forward so that wind scythes start flying to wards Hinata. The girl's smart though, instead of trying to deflect them she just flips out of their way, using that gracefulness of hers to stay in the game. "Hell yeah, that's my girl." You say, crossing your arms and nodding your head in pride. You feel a shuffling beside you, and turn your head to see Ko sitting down in Suzu's seat. The two of you just stare at each other for a moment while Hinata and Temari have their fight below. "That's Suzu's seat.""I passed her by on my way here, she said to keep you company." Ko responds, making your eye twitch. Goddammit Suzu. "Taka is being taken to the hospital, it's nothing serious, but he seems to have used up a lot of energy doing...whatever that was." You watch as Ko leans forward, and you pull your attention back to the arena, watching as HInata just barely dodges another wind scythe. In fact it looks like she's starting to get worn out. "C'mon Lady Hinata, you can do this." He whispers to himself."Of course she can do this, she had me lookin' over her training." You say, puffing your chest up a bit. Below you Hinata has stopped moving, her breathing becoming heavy as Temari smirks. "Oh shit."A mark appears on Temari's fan, and this time when she swings it, an even more powerful wind scythe shoots forward, faster than before! It comes sailing right to wards Hinata, and you have to fight the urge not to jump down there and save her. The scythe hits and...Hinata disappears in a puff of smoke! "A clone!" You shout, giddy as all can be. "The little kid's hidin', now she's got a fuckin' chance man!" You say, grinning at Ko, then frowning at the last second because, ew, you grinned at Ko.You watch as Temari looks around the arena in confusion, trying to figure out exactly where Hinata could be at. "C'mon out dammit! I'll tear this whole arena apart if I have to!" She shouts, getting ready to swing her fan again as another mark appears on it."This is bad." Ko says, sounding worried. The fuck?>1d100+5>What do you respond to Ko?
Rolled 42 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2148153>why's it bad? looks like Hinata has a plan
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2148153
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>2148153> "Pfft. Have a little faith in the kid. She's tougher than she appears."...Rolling...
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2148153>"The fuck do you mean 'this is bad'?"
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2148153"The fuck?"
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2148151Nah, Sasuge is less of a turd now that he isn't the greatest genin in the village.>>2148153Dude, not everybody's got your bullshit eyes. Just say whats wrong.
Rolled 63, 99, 75, 99, 47 = 383 (5d100)>>2148162>>2148163>>2148166>>2148169>>2148171.....well maybe Temari will roll low here
>>2148176yeah, or that could happen
>>2148176> Two 99sWelp...
>>2148176THE ONE TIME KO WAS RIGHT AND IT HAD TO BE THE WORST POSIBLE TIME DIDN'T IT
>>2148176YOU HAD TO OPEN YOUR FAT MOUTH DIDN'T YOU?
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2148153
Rolled 69 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2148153hinatemari
>>2148176god damn it ko. dont you fucking know anime fights are decided by spectators comments?
>>2148203That shouldn't make so much damn sense
Rolled 93, 97, 2, 25, 31 - 5 = 243 (5d100 - 5)"The fuck do you mean this is bad? That Sand girl doesn't know where Hinata's hiding, all Hinata's gotta' do is-.""Temari's wind attacks gain more power every time a symbol appears on her fan." Ko says, cutting you off like the dick he is. "She already has two symbols, if Hinata falters even a little when going in for an attack, she's in trouble.""Pffft, Hinata's smart, she'll wait till it's the right time...." You hope. You watch as Temari starts swinging her fan, destroying a good portion of the trees and bushes in the arena with just one damn swing. Holy shit. "...okay that might be a problem." "Get out here dammit!" Temari screams, swinging her fan once more, the destructiveness of the wind actually digging up some of the dirt as it flies off. You watch as you see a flicker of movement start heading to wards Temari, and it takes you a moment to realize that it's Hinata! Holy shit but how, you didn't know she knew how to use camouflage jutsu of that caliber, unless it was one of the Triplets! She's got this! Hinata's actually fuckin' got this!...and of course Temari turns around just as you think that, a smirk on her face as she whips her fan right at Hinata. This time she doesn't disappear in a puff of smoke, but lets out a cry of pain as the wind send her body flying back before landing hard onto the ground. "Nnnng." The camo jutsu wears off, showing just how bad the damage done to her was. Shit, for once you can probably say you and Ko are on the same page, you're both worried for the girl. "Hmph." Temari smirk again, getting ready to throw another gust of wind. "You're not half bad, but on your own you're not really a match for me."Hinata...smiles? "I'm not...fighting alone.">OH SHIT! >1d100+10 nigga's!>Here's Temari's rolls.
>>2148218Holy fuck Temari and these rolls.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>2148218Go Tem-I mean Hinata!
Rolled 41 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148218C'MON NOT1
Rolled 40 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148218Well, those are some good rolls... But THIS is the real shit.
>>2148226...Cairn....it's 1d100+10 man.I'm sorry but, your roll doesn't count.
Rolled 79 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148218Holy shit mang
Rolled 7 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148218
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>2148218Rolling...
Rolled 14 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148221supèrior genetic stock>>2148218superior
Well, you tried.Writing.
>>2148251Thanks Cairn. It's all your fault.
>>2148251she needs to beetle up
>>2148251What kind of asshat names their son Ko?
Rolled 29, 6, 82, 83, 52 + 5 = 257 (5d100 + 5)"HON!""PINSA!"You watch as two fuckin' ninja beetles fly out of the bushes behind Temari, racing to wards her in what can only be described as the coolest thing in the whole goddamn world. They're like, so fuckin' awesome! Well, maybe not as cool as Nerscy, but still! "Fuck yeah!" You shout, watching as Hon and Pinsa come barreling to wards Temari......only for her to back flip at the last second and send a powerful gust of wind down onto the two from above. You cringe, watching as the bugs actually create a crater as the wind blasts their bodies into the ground. "Hon, Pinsa!" Hinata cries, running forward to check on them as Temari floats up in the air on her fan, actually smiling as she looks down at the three. Hinata frowns back up at her. "Whooo boy." You say, leaning back in your seat and rubbing your face. "This...might be a problem.""Hinata's entire move set is based around Taijutsu, it's a drawback that she rarely tries to fix." Ko say. Dick. "What else have you been teaching her, if you don't mind me asking.""Mostly chakra focus." You say, picking your nose. "Originally it was just for Naruto, but the others benefited from it in their own way." You sigh. "I just hope Hinata has one last trick up her sleeve." "She does," Ko says, ominously. "But it's not something she should use."Before you have a chance to ask what the fuck he's talking about, Pinsa and Hon pick themselves up with some help from HInata. "Dang," Hon says, shaking his head. "Lady packs a wallop.""Yeah," Pinsa replies, looking up at the smug Sand girl. "Guess we got no choice but to try that."Hinata blushes. "Th-that?" The two beetles nod, and Hinata blushes some more, looking up into the stands for a moment, looking at ol' Nart probably, before sighing. "A-alright.""AWESOME!" Hon and Pinsa say, jumping up. "Ultimate Beetle Style: Transformation of Justice!">....what? How does Sinchu respond to this?>also 1d100+10>Temari's rolls.
Rolled 61 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148314
Rolled 3 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148314Wow, she actually rolled below 90 for once.
>>2148234I thought we told you to take care of the modifiers yourself by modifying the DCs, why are you still cutting the wind out of our sails?
Rolled 91 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148314Shinchu's dead guys.
>>2148314Shunshins to cover Nart's eyes.
Rolled 35 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148314>"Can you stop being a vague sack of shit and just tell me?"
Rolled 91 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148314This waifu war ends right now!
>>2148314>>2148323Oh yeah.>I swear to the Sage, if she turns into a giant beetle...
>>2148314Wind is strong against lightning, why would she use the Storm and Thunder beetles?
>>2148314immense fucking pride!shes following in our footsteps.even if there is no god or buddha, there is still kamen rider!
>>2148347Because you touch yourself at night.
You did it!Writing!
>>2148314Protect Hinata's purity and cover Naruto's eyes while she sailor transform.
>>2148358>You did it!But I didn't want to do it.
>>2148358Time for 'armored' Hinata.
>>2148172I meant Orochimaru. Lots of people who follow these quests like fellating him and certain other controversial figures from Konoha.
>>2148358Did we though?
Hey, if Hinata can get confidence from this, can she go the Road to Ninja route of character development?
>>2148408I mean, if you like actual literal garbage.
>>2148408is character development code for dressing like a slag?
>>2148408I'm not letting you turn Hinata into a bitch
>>2148408>genjutsuanon suggesting worst HinataNo cause she is a shit.
Rolled 63, 90, 46, 73, 45 = 317 (5d100)"...why do I get the feeling I'm going to need to cover Naruto's eyes in a moment." You say, starting to stand up as you watch in confusion as Hinata and the beetles join hands and start spinning in a circle. "...what?""Our hearts burn with a hot justice!" The three of them start shouting in unison. "Our fists glow with a sense of righteousness!" Light begins to actually cover them, making it hard to even watch at this point. Temari must be just as confused as the rest of you, because all she's doing is watching. "And our souls scream with a need to protect!" The glowing stops, and in the middle of the arena stands the beetles in Hinata, only now they're different looking. The beetles are taller, more humanoid and...all of them are doing poses?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY"Beetle Blue! Warrior of Justice!" Pinsa shouts, ending with a pose that actually shakes the arena a bit. Some of the kids in the stands are practically drooling with excitement."Beetle Red! Warrior of Righteousness!" Hon shouts, also striking a pose. "And I am Beetle Purple!" Hinata shouts, standing between Hon and Pinsa, now decked out in a purple skirt and weird looking armor, the helmet on her head having a little horn on the top. She points up to Temari. "I am the Warrior of Protectiveness! And I shall defeat you now foul villain!" With that, the three of them strike a group pose, and an explosion of red, blue, and purple smoke erupts behind them, sending Hayate flying into the stands as a result."...what?" Everyone, including Temari, says at the time."Beetle Punch!" Hon says, leaping into the air and striking the underside of Temari's fan, knocking her off and onto the ground. Holy shit that was fast."Beetle Kick!" Pinsa says, taking the opportunity to dash forward and deliver a quick punt to Temari's stomach, knocking the wind out of her and sending her flying back wards...right to wards Hinata."Beetle Slap!" She cries out, slapping Temari right in the face so hard that the girl actually spins in the air before falling a few feet away. Then Hinata strikes a pose. "The power of my heart has now struck you across the face Temari! Yield you villain!""I'm not a villain!" Temari shouts, standing up with a huge red smack mark on her face. "And you ain't the only one who can summon friends bitch!" Temari brings out a scroll, looking even smugger than before.>Oh shit what Sinchu think?>Also 1d100+10>Temari's rolls.
Rolled 4 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148431>sinchu.exe has stopped working, please try again later
Rolled 89 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148431>What the fuck is going on.
Rolled 79 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148431Welp.
>>2148421Yes, and we need more characters doing that.>>2148419Hey, don't Gomu till you've tried it.>>2148425Better a bitch than a wallflower.>>2148430no u
Rolled 50 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148431He thinks. Are these kids really gennin? I mean he shouldn't be surprisex with then being in Hiki's class and all i guess.
Rolled 13 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148431He is overwhelmed with joy and pride at Hinata's progress.
Rolled 99 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148431... Ko, what the fuck am I watching?
Rolled 44 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148431> "Man, I don't even care what that sand girl is doing. My students are fucking awesome!"...Rolling...
>>2148444WARRIOR OF JUSTICE AND LOVE!
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2148431>"I don't wanna live on this planet anymore."
>>2148446> Better a bitch than a wallflower.I respectfully disagree. I consider Hinata to be better than Karin...
>>2148446>Better a bitch than a wallflowerBut that's wrong.
>>2148431>>Oh shit what Sinchu think?I gotta do that with Nercy!
Right on, writing now.
>>2148446>Better a bitch than a wallflowerI see your opinion genjutsunon, and ask: would you kindly swan dive off a building into concrete?
>>2148446>Better a bitch than a wallflower.>Better a Karin than a Hinata.Pffft. Gr8 joke m8.
Watch out for her weasel transformation! Those guys carry tommy guns that are a waifu hazard!
weasel girls are moe...>>2148419>>2148446Ahem, meant to type, "Don't knock Gomu till you've tried it."https://exhentai.org/g/509015/f71ffd444d/
>>2148431this fight is turning out to be genuinely amazing
>>2148517>weasel girls are moe...Weasels are about the least moe you can get, not nearly as moe as hamsters.
>>2148526Ah, indoctrinated by Brian Jacques' propaganda, are you?
"I have no idea what's even happening anymore." You say, running your fingers through your hair as Ko shakes his head in disbelief. "I knew the beetles were eccentric, but damn.""And to think, I was worried about Lady Hinata being too withdrawn." Ko says.The two of you and everyone else watch as Temari starts to swipe her finger across the summoning scroll, but Hinata ain't letting that happen apparently. The young Hyuga, still decked out in her...well whatever the hell that is she's wearing, leaps across the battlefield and gets right up on Temari, surprising the Sand girl long enough for Hinata to deliver a strong blow to her stomach. "Eight Trigrams: 32 Palms!" She shouts, sending strike after strike into Temari at a super fast pace. Halfway through the attacks though, the transformation on the beetles and Hinta wears off, their cool forms disappearing in a puff of smoke before the beetles themselves follow soon after wards."Ah, so it was a chakra dependent transformation." Ko says, nodding his head. Asshole. "It didn't last that long, a shame, I would've liked to see Hinata use that form more in battle.""Pervert." You say, gaining a shocked expression from Ko."I-I what?! NO! No I'm not a pervert! How dare you-""Hey look she's winning." You say, interrupting Ko. What a mook.You watch as Hinata deals a hard gentle fist attack to Temari's jaw, and even from here you can tell she just cracked something. The Sand girl gets knocked to the ground, where Hinata quickly mounts her and begins slapping and striking her even more, almost like she's caught up in the act. "Ha! Ha! Ha!" She pants, slamming open palms against Temari until the other girl's head bounces off the ground and she lies there motionless, Hinata still attacking her."Okay enough!" Hayate says, dragging Hinata off Temari finally. He takes a look over the other girl, the nods. "Winner HI-cough-Hinata Hyuga!" The crowd erupts into applause, and you're right there with them, using yoru Tekkotsu to cover your hands in iron so that your claps are the loudest!"Fuck yeah, good job Hinata!" You shout to her, causing the girl to blush some more."WAY TO GO HINATA!" You hear Naruto shout, causing Hinata to shake in place, her mouth going between a wide smile to gaping like a fish, before the poor girl runs off.Hayate shrugs, watching as the medic ninja cart Temari out. "Mmmkay. Next match, Tenten vs Kankuro!">How's your reaction right now?>Pretty good?>Takin' a short break, gotta' shit.
>>2148544>Spider-chu, spider-chu, does whatever a spider do...
>>2148544And here I thought Hinata would lose, well we better get Temari being comforted by Hiki out of this.
>>2148544>Hinata quickly mounts herl-lewd
>>2148544>How's your reaction right now?>Pretty good?I don't even like Super Sentai.
>>2148544>go congratulate our student of course
>>2148555If that doesn't happen then we riot
>>2148544>How's your reaction right now?Needs more Anko.
>>2148544>Go check on her. She did great and deserves to be praised.
>>2148558Good thing that was Kamen Rider then!
Hahahaha, you fools. Hinata is already one step further to Road to Ninja version.
>>2148568They're the same thing.
>>2148588The respectful and shy Hinata would give Temari time to summon her things just as Temari gave her time to transform and pose, a bitchy Hinata interrupted her. Haha, that's my girl.
>>2148600Good thing she still has a sister at least.
>>2148600>smart battle tactics>this obviously makes her a whore and a bitch I think even Stretch Armstrong would be astounded at how much of a stretch that is. You've really accomplished something great right there. You should be proud, I don't think it would be possible for anyone else to make a stretch that great.
>>2148567Supporting this...Perhaps we should kick Ko off of Suzu's seat and give it to Hinata?
>>2148615Hinata as she was in canon wouldn't have done so, she is getting closer to Road to NInja.
>>2148643Oh, you're that genjutsu guy, aren't you? Should've known earlier, when I couldn't tell if you were retarded or trolling.
>>2148643Hinata would use basic ninja tactics, she wouldn't let someone as strong and low as Temari whip out her summon.
>>2148657Why do people call me the genjutsu guy? I thought I was more famous for clothes?
Everyone do me a favor real quick.3d100.
Rolled 79, 64, 75 = 218 (3d100)>>2148691
Rolled 48, 63, 99 = 210 (3d100)>>2148691Nat 300 right here. Or 3. Either way.
Rolled 6, 81, 65 = 152 (3d100)>>2148691
Rolled 27, 84, 86 = 197 (3d100)>>2148691
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>2148691No u
Rolled 14, 86, 84 = 184 (3d100)>>2148691
79, 84, 99. Bretty gud.
>>2148708Not 84, 86.
>>2148691I have a bad feeling about this
>>214870886, rather.>>2148710My fingers are the size of bratwurst.
Rolled 46, 38, 49 = 133 (3d100)>>2148691
Rolled 86, 69, 46, 5, 13, 71, 73, 32, 18, 23, 80, 96, 42, 89, 46 + 5 = 794 (15d100 + 5)Not bad not bad.Let's see how Kankuro did.
>>2148724Well that was a complete shut out.
>>214872486, 96, 89gg Kankuro
>>214873591, 94, 101 with the +5.
Tenten put up a good fight ya'll, but Kankuro edged it out in the long run.I'll write up something later tonight, but this is it for tonight for the most part. Got D&D, hope ya'll had fun.
>>2148757>hope ya'll had fun.It was shit, consider regicide. I had fun, even if people have chronic cases of shit taste.
>>2148757> Got D&D, hope ya'll had fun.I did. Have fun with your game Moon...
>>2148778You don't like rimming?
Tomorrow we'll be able to get into the fun fun stuff, like being Hiki as we watch the Sakura vs Gaara fight.
>>2148940Can we get Hiki comforting Temari since she lost?
>>2148977I'd rather have the Anko time Moon's promised for weeks now.
>>2148988>promised for weeks nowQMs will hurt you, they're just as bad as women, except they don't cost you money.
>>2149068I have been afraid of that, since Anko showed up for 2 posts and like 5 lines then the next time we played as Hiki we had to spend time with Temari. I was hoping Moon didn't think that was enough, but it's looking worse and worse.
Have you guys tried covering yourselves in dango? That might get Anko's attention.Also I need your opinions on something. First part of January I want to run a Dragon Ball quest. I know I know, but I seriously want to do this.Anyways, I need your opinion. I've got two ideas that I'd like to run.1. Set during Dragon Ball, you play as a mad scientist and maybe two more characters. This would be different since you're not really a fighter yourself. You could maybe build your own fighters if you were into robotics, or maybe enhance normal people with drugs and stuff. Sky's the limit ya' know?2. Sort of like Marvels Exiles, it would feature different characters from different points in time or even alternate versions of characters, having to work together to fix certain problems in the multiverse. So you could say, have Frieza and King Piccolo on the same team along with Kid Goku and Mister Satan. Power levels would get fixed with bullshit reasoning, but just think how cool it would be to have Frieza fight Tao at the WMT.
>>2149109>Dragon Ball questPlease God no. What about One Piece? People always chimp out that they want One Piece.
>>2149109>Have you guys tried covering yourselves in dango? That might get Anko's attention.So are we actually going to get it or not?
>>2149135Obviously not, he's the bastard spawn of SOMNIUS and No Country, he's never going to deliver on anything and he's probably going to squish the most popular waifu with rocks.
>>2149109I like the first idea more, personally. Your humor is perfect for Dragonball.
>>2149145Wow, you need to kill yourself man. Right now, you're the biggest asshole I've seen. Fuck outta here now you inbred troglodite /b/astard
>>2149180>Says the namefag
>>2149109Creating robotic, or genetically modified lackiesto do your bidding sounds neat. Reminds me of [Image Related] a bit...But yeah, If you're confident that you will be able to juggle both that and this quest then I say go for it...
>>2149216>Says the phoneposter trying to acting like another anon to support himselfNice try fag>>2149252Ellipsesnon stop, there's too many Dragon Ball quests already
>>2149109Please don't. If you HAVE to run a second quest then do a Dresden Files game.
>>2149512Alright, to everyone asking about a Dresden Files quest, it's not happening.There's fifteen goddamn books guys, I haven't read the series in years, and it'd just take too long to get back into the world. And to be honest, I don't have the desire to run one.Sorry.
>>2149522Well then I'd prefer if you didn't split your attention between two quests then.
>>2149109Voting for number 1. We will kill things with SCIENCE.
>>2149522Are they worth reading?
>>2149540From what I remember yes.It's basically like the Anita Blake series, if they never turned into a fucking full on porno series that the author uses to act out her fantasies of fucking beast men and underage boys.Also Harry has a shortstack waifu tomboy.
>>2149549None of what you said indicates they're worth reading. In fact, it almost sounds worse than Dragon Ball. Granted, it's probably better written than Dragon Ball, but that's such a low bar that only two big shounen in the last two decades have managed it. What else would you consider running?
>>2149555Nothing else, I'm runnin' a Dragon Ball one, already decided.
>>2149599Why? There's already like a million of them and the source material isn't even that good. You may think that not every person in Latin America can be wrong, but they absolutely can be.
>>2149555Read it for yourself, they're good books. >>2149599Damnit
>>21491091 sounds cool, though it sounds a lot like dr slump when you think about it. That's actually a bonus for me though, since dr slump is so good. If you're doing the dragonball quest all I ask is that you keep the comedic/mystic/random feel of db, not z's. It's just more fun when stuff can be random and not overly questioned because magic.
>>2149555Well to sell you more on the setting, think of it as the stories of supernatural cases related to a private dick wizard. These ranging from being forced to get necromancy artifacts for a campire, to a fae queen asking for a murder to be solved, and more. And it has some well crafted characters in it of all shapes and sizes
>>2149629Oh god yes, early Dragon Ball was so fun. I mean I like Z, but Dragon Ball just had some good humor.Also I was planning that, since you're the scientist, you'd just build/hire/grow/assemble/etc your minions and they'd fight for you. Whether you're a good guy or a bad guy is up to you.
>>2149640Maybe we could could play as the universe 6 equivalent of Bulma?
>>2149646I'd planned on having it take place in Universe 7.12b/a
>>2149650Ok, I have faith that you will make it fun and new.
>>2149650Meh, I prefer keeping it in universe 7 anyway. Are you just going to use stuff from db specifically or the full toriyama universe, stuff in canon like dr slump, sand land, neko majin, patroller jiro etc.? There's a ton to work with if you want to use it.
>>2149671Pretty much all that I can grab I'll probably use.My biggest hope for this quest is to just have it turn out like Konoha Clan Quest, you all have free reign on what you want to do, and we see how that effects canon.
>>2149109I think that whatever you decide, you should stop asking people to add modifiers to their rolls and adjust the DC yourself.
>>2149982Nah. Then people would complain that they're not getting modifiers.
>>2150016When has that happened?
>>2149689Make an original story with dragon ball setting rules.
>>2150061Namekian clan quest when????
Guys don't tell him what to run. As a QM is hiding I can tell you that it's all about what you get a passion for.
>>2150084Hiding because shit tho?
>>2150096Or he just doesn't want to namefag. People get really autistic about it on either stance, I could see the anon not wanting to deal with it.
>>2150016do you have a twitter i can follow?
>>2150096He probably just doesn't want to namefag, they have a bad reputation for a reason, even if not all of them are deserving of it.
Hey hey hey.Session starts in an hour.
>>2151318i repeat my question do you have a twitter i could follow?
>>2151349No, but there is a discord
>>2151349Nope, don't use twitter. Just use the discord if ya' wanna' talk bro.
I think the majority of people want to go back to being Hiki right now so that we can 'comfort' Temari, right?
>>2151384I'D LIKE THAT A LOT CELESTIAL OBJECT SIR
>>2151470Correction: Unless we get Anko time.
>>2151384I'm interested in seeing how these next few fights go myself
>>2151384on a scale of yes to no; hells yea
>You are Hiki>You are oddly peaceful right now man."I still can't believe it." The medic nin says as he examines your blood stained knuckles while another looks over the rest of you. "All those direct strikes, they should've left some bruising at least, but your fists look like they were punching nothing but marshmallows.""I assure you I was punching Agon's face, whether or not he is secretly a marshmallow man you'll have to ask...I suppose you can't ask him." You hum to yourself, closing your eyes as you go back to the battle with Agon, the sheer excitement you felt from it. You feel your mouth start to turn upwards in a smile, then stop. People will think you strange, take a deep breath and relax. It's a shame Agon's gone, he'd actually proven to be a worthy opponent, for the short time he was alive."Actually you should be able to ask him yourself." The medic nin says, standing up and writing something down on a clipboard. "Seems like your brother managed to bring him back from the brink of death."You...blink in surprise. That's really all you can do right now. "Taka brought him back? But Agon was dead, I was sure of it."The medic nin shrugs. "Not dead enough apparently. Takahiro did some very advanced medic jutsu, brought Agon back, took a toll on him though, had to bring Takahiro straight to the hospital."You stand up, reaching for your Chunin jacket and preparing to leave. "Then I must see to him, my brother-"You're interrupted as the medic nin bring in another patient to the small room they've been looking you over. Immediately you realize it's Temari, and she looks quite bruised up. Hmmm, Hinata must've done quite the bit of damage in order to get the best of Temari. You'll have to know more about that later. For now you walk over to Temari, while the medic nin hook up some stuff to her. She hazzily looks up at you, probably the effects of the drugs, and smiles up at you. "Heyyyyy Hiiiikiiiiii.""Hello Temari." You say, waving. "How was your fight with Hinata?""Pffffft." Temari frowns, pouting a bit. "She cheeeeeated. Used a bunchaaa buuuuugs. I was gonna whip out my weeeeeasel, but she didn't let me." Temari stares at you for a moment, then grins. "Hey.""Hello again." You say.>What do here?
>>2151551>Glad you're not dead.Then let's leave and eat some baked goods with our Family at the bakery.
>>2151551>"I was not aware you had a weasel. The only animals I've seen lately have been bears. Lots of bears."
>>2151551Tell her that we'd like to see her weasel.
>>2151559You're families currently At the Hospital/Arena/Fondling some girls.
>>2151551Tell her she fought well, but Hinata was trained by our cousin so it was going to be a tough fight either way.
>>2151551>"You wouldn't mind coming with me to check on my brother would you?">>2151571This too
>>2151572Let's go help Suzu fondle some girls then.
>>2151551>"I'm sure it was a great match, it's unfortunate I was stuck here and missed it, we'll have to talk about it more when you're recovered"
>>2151580Actually it's your Auntie.
>>2151582Hmmm.... Let's fondle Suzu with Auntie then.
>>2151592Anon. We can't do this degeneracy, Teshhin will keep that curse a-goin' and it'd be bad
>>2151571Looks like this one wins.Writing. Might take a bit longer since I gotta' stand outside in like five minutes to get a pizza delivery
"You have a summon animal?" You ask, Temari nodding her head slowly. "I'd very much like to see your weasel then Temari." Wait, why does that sound...silly. Hmm, maybe you should ask Sinchu later, he's smart, and he has a license to drive too. Also to kill and to be handsome, if you believe what he tells."Oh he's awesome Hiki." Temari says, sitting up slightly. "He helps me knock down bitches when I can't handl'em on my own. Would've done that to the Hinata girl if she hadn't knocked me down and mounted me.""...yes?" You say, gulping slightly."Yeah, she like, just pinned me down right, sat right down on my stomach, with her big stupid butt, and she started slappin' the crap out of me, just shoutin' and gruntin' as I wriggled under her.""O-oh really." You look anxiously around the room, noticing that one medic nin is just shaking his head in disbelief at you. You're wondering if you'll have to take care of him later."Heads up we got two more!" You turn to see the medic nin bring in two more patients, Kankuro and Tenten. Tenten looks, surprisingly, unharmed for the most part, but she's passed out on a stretcher. Kankuro though..."Hnnng, fuck!" Kankuro shouts, leaning against one medic nin while clutches his stomach, which is bleeding a whole lot. You also notice that there's a whole bunch of shuriken and kunai sticking out of his back. "Would one of you assholes get this shit out of me!""I can help." You say, getting Kankuro's attention as you slowly walk forward, hand raised."Nononnonnonnono!" He says, trying to back away. "Anyone but him! Anyone but him!" You frown, stopping in your tracks as one of the medic nin attends to Kankuro. They begin slowly removing the objects on his back while also fixing up his stomach. Kankuro removes his head cowl thing, showing a few scratches on his face as well. He reaches into his pocket, pulling out a small clear vial which he tosses to one of the medic nin watching over Tenten. "That's the antidote, give it to her now if you don't want her paralyzed for life.""Awwww." Temari says, still high. "My wittle brother cares.""Fuck you Temari." >Hmmm, how do you react to this?
>>2151645>I see. A good plan, you can't stab or hit poison like you can people. I guess you already figured that out though.
>>2151645>"Was it a good fight? I was really happy with mine."
>>2151645Ask Tenten how the fight went
>>2151645>"Kankuro, why does it look like you did nothing to Tenten?"
>>2151664I'll switch to this
Sorry about that guys, had to wait for the goddamn pizza a bit longer than I was anticipating.Would you mind giving me a 1d100+-5. That's +-5.DC 70. Just to see if Kankuro thinks you're mocking him.
Rolled 42 - 5 (1d100 - 5)>>2151769
Rolled 25 - 5 (1d100 - 5)>>2151769
Rolled 90 - 5 (1d100 - 5)>>2151769
Rolled 69 - 5 (1d100 - 5)>>2151769>Just to see if Kankuro thinks you're mocking him.You mean to see if Kankuro /notices/ we're mocking him.
Rolled 50 - 5 (1d100 - 5)>>2151769Please dice gods let Kankuro be BTFO
>>2151785So did Kankuro catch on and realize Hiki was insulting him?
>>2151369>discordWhy? If this was still tg it would make sense, but there's no reason for it with the 10+ day threads of /qst/, and it's less accessible than twitter.
"I see, you used poison on her, a good plan. You can't stab or hit poison like you can people, but I suppose you've already figured that out." You say, walking over to Tenten and looking her over as the doctors administer the antidote. You turn back around to see Kankuro looking rather surprised."Really?" He says, blinking at you and then wincing as the medic nin pulls out another shuriken. "Shit. Well it wasn't exactly easy hittin' her with the poison to begin with. You should see the arena right now, practically the whole thing's covered with weapons." He frowns. "And, she did that thing that the kid with the giant eyebrows did. She got super fast all of a sudden, it was almost impossible to keep up with her."Well well, looks like Tenten figured out how to use the Gates. More and more interesting people for you to fight now, it's making you giddy with excitement. "Do you know how many Gates she opened?"He shakes his head. "But if I had to guess I'd say just the one, cause she only got faster once. If it hadn't been for all my chakra wires I wouldn't have been able to even hit her." He groans as the last of the shrapnel is removed form his back. Kankuro lies down on the hospital bed, sighing in relief, before slowly turning to face you. "You might wanna' hurry.""Hmm?" You say, tilting your head."Gaara's match is next." Kankuro says, then closes his eyes to rest.You're pretty much out of the room in a flash. Running down the dark hallways until you take the stairs up, leading to a small viewing platform away from the rest of the crowd. Two Anbu look at you for a moment, those masks of theirs making it hard to tell what their thinking, before all three of you focus on the arena.Standing there in the arena, facing each other, are Gaara and Sakura. Gaara has his arms crossed, staring at Sakura, while Sakura frowns back at him. She's also got a strange looking sword handle strapped to her waist, but there's no blade to be seen. Gaara suddenly looks up at you, blinking in surprise to have seen you, before waving at you. Sakura turns, following Gaara's example, and smiles as she waves to you too.>oh dear>What do
>>2151808Because I don't like Twitter and, well in my opinion it's easier to just chat with people though Discord.
>>2151845Have you tried askfm?
>>2151839>BlushLast time we saw Sakura swe groped her and this is the one that causes the most to happen
>>2151839>Well Sakura, you /might/ have a chance to win...
>>2151839Wave to the both of them, and just sit back and watch
>>2151839> Wave back
Waving wins. Now. Do you guys want to roll for Gaara, or for Sakura?
>>2151873Ehhh, Gaara. But I do wonder what the sword deal Sakura has with her is
>>2151873Sakura. She seems like the underdog...
>>2151873make us roll a 2d100make US be the cause of our own suffering
>>2151886That sounds like a terrible idea
>>2151886>>2151903I agree. Let's do it!
>>2151886I'm fine with it
>>2151886Mmmmkay.1st roll Gaara2nd roll Sakura2d100Highest wins.
Rolled 41, 85 = 126 (2d100)>>2151924
Rolled 67, 87 = 154 (2d100)>>2151924
Rolled 29, 49 = 78 (2d100)>>2151924Rolling...
Rolled 3, 31 = 34 (2d100)>>2151924
Rolled 8, 85 = 93 (2d100)>>2151924Alright then
Rolled 61, 9, 59, 34, 84 + 15 = 262 (5d100 + 15)>>2151934>>2151933>>2151932>>2151930>>2151929Wow, you guys really wanna' be Sakura huh?Okay then, roll me 1d100These are Gaara's rolls.
Rolled 94 (1d100)
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>2151941Ok
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>2151941I thought those rolls for who won, and I was like "Man, Sakura is kicking ass."
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>2151941Rolling...
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>2151941
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>2151941
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>2151941wait that's not what i meant when i said make us roll both
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>2151941The anon meant we roll for both at the same time, I'm pretty sure
>>2151955>>2151954Hmmm. Well if ya'll want we can roll again then.
>>2151958Doesn't really matter now
Right on then, writing. Sakura ain't doing too bad actually.Of course Gaara's having to hold back.
>>2151958>>2151970i would like that or you could just take the original rolls you decide