>Previous Thread>>200758Twitter: @QuestingQMCharacter Sheet & Empire & Allieshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/editAnnouncement: I just want to say thank you for your feedback last time, I'll be running a little slower today, but taking care to be much more descriptive today, additionally, small rewrite to the rules, I no longer accept ALL dice rolls, instead the first three rolls, then instead of Skill+Attribute, It will be Attribute OR Skill, this is to make sure you cannot pleasure all the human females in one go. Additionally, I plan on creating Battle Maps, so expect battles to take longer, but more descriptive. Also, if I fuck up and start being vague, call me out on it, I am a recreational writer which means I'm a lazy sod when it comes to descriptions. Now that my autistic rant is done, let's continue on.Also, for your fucking mantis-shrimp cone snail half dragon of doom, I may be nerfing that just a little. Not power wise, just resource wise.>Continued
>>208981>ContinuedYou awake in the early morning, sleeping in your lair which has been your home for the past few weeks. During this time, you served (and ate) the King of Sweden, gave power to the people! (The people being yourself, of course.), pleasured a human princess, (Which you regret blanking out during such a... Lewd scene. Heavily.) And managed the Holy Dragon Empire Of Sweden's personal treasury. Now, on this cold day in Sweden, you notice that a servant awaits your command below your rafter, which you have made your personal sleeping spot."My lord, some politicians, nobles, and mayors have made their arrival to the Palace, apparently citing that they are "confused" and "disoriented" by the direction this Empire is going. In other words, they want your supervision so they don't get eaten by you." The servant chuckles, then goes somber, realizing he is still in the presence of royalty. Royalty that can eat him, nonetheless."Where are they now, servant?""They await your command in the Throne Room, sire." He points, thinking you of all people need a guide...Actions>They can wait a while, they are your vassals after all, and you are their sovereign.>You are needed as their Emperor, and you must do your duty. You shall attend on time.
>>209004>mantis-shrimp cone snail half dragon of doomKek, knew it was a good idea to suggest it.>You must do you're duty. You shall attend on time
Ending voting in about fifteen minutes.
>>209024Option B, but make it very clear that they BETTER have a good reason for this.
Alright, writing Option B.
You march down the slope to your glorious throne room in your kingly half-dragon form. Your normal form is simply too large for this estate without damaging something, unless you wanted to use up the treasury. Entering the palace, you could easily hear the yelling of your nobility and other magistrates all the way from the back entrance. Once you arrive into the Throne Room, nobles and politicans quiet down from the yelling, and bow in respect and fear.You take your seat on your throne."I am hoping I am here on good cause, I do not like my studies being interrupted, mortals."One of the nobles, evidently brave or foolish, rises first."My lord, since you took power, the people have been questioning our will, in some places, so-called Communists have even become mayors. We have arrived here, because the situation in the Empire is at a breaking point."The nobles cheer in agreement."Tell me, noble. Who are you? I have not seen you before." You lazily rise one of your claws to gesture at him."I am Ragnar Ludde av Kalbrin, son of Ludde av Kalbrin." He announces, with a hint of sadness."The traitor's son, if I am right?""Yes, your highness.""I will decide your fate later, but first the Empire."You yell for a servant to bring you a list of the Empire's current policies.>Continued
>>209101>ContinuedCurrent PoliciesMain Religion: Catholic (32% of the Populace is Catholic, 40% of it is Lutheran, 10% is Paganic, and 28% is Atheistic/Agnostic.)Heresy is punishable by: Fining of upwards of $5,000 USD (Very Lax)Nobility Rights: Vassals of the Crown (Feudalism)Nobility Loyalty: DislikedClergy Loyalty: BelovedWeapon Rights: Weaponry: OutlawedNews Rights: UnregulatedNews Loyalty: Biased Against YouPublic Healthcare: Doesn’t ExistPolitical Positions: AnyonePublic Gatherings: RegulatedWorker’s Unions: OutlawedMilitary Support: JingoisticMilitary Loyalty: LoyalNationalism (34% of the Populace is heavily nationalistic, 26% of it is nationalistic, 20% is neutral, and 30% of it is anti-nationalistic)Main Parties U.C.F.S (National Conservative Front of Sweden), current Loyalist Faction. (28% of the populace is this.) (FANATICAL)Conservative Party: (9% of the populace is this).Fascist Movement: (3% of the populace openly support this) (VERY LOYAL)Liberal Party: (20% of the people support this)Socialist Party: (10% of the people support this)Communist Party: (20% of the people openly support this) (RADICALIZED)Actions (Pick Three to change!)Religious>Attempt to convert your people to Catholicism. (Conversion, +Clergy Loyalty, -Noble Loyalty and -People's Loyalty)>Increase the punishment of Heresy! (How severe judges the penalty and increase)People's Rights>Reduce Media Freedom (Less Media Bias, -Moderate Support)>Nationalize Media (Media biased for you, -Radical Support)>Increase Welfare (+Left Wing Support, -Income and -Right Wing Support)>Increase Weapon Rights (+Can raise more militia at war, which also comes better trained and equipped.)>Allow Worker's Unions (+Socialist Support, -Conservative Support)>Change Political Positions from anyone, to Ruling Party Only (+Nobility Support, -Support from Anyone besides Loyalists) (MAJOR)>Get Concubines from Nobility (+Noble Loyalty, -Clergy Loyalty)>Reduce Military Spending (-Military Loyalty, -Military Effectiveness, +Income)>Write-In
>>209131Additionally...People's Loyalty: Generally LoyalPeople's Fear: Quite FearfulRelationsNATO: InfuriatedGreat Britain: BelovedWarsaw Pact: InfuriatedGerman Empire: DislikedDiplomacy>Meet with a Leader of a Nation.>Set up Embassy with a Nation.>Write-In
>>209131>Nationalize media>Increase weapon rights>Get concubines from nobility.>>209139>Meet with the leader of the german empire
>>209139>>209150 this butmeet with the leaders of Britain and Germany and attempt to form a pact to preserve the remaining Monarchys in the world, and try to open a trade agreement with germany
>>209153>>209150Sounds much better than just meeting with them, I'll support it.
After an hour of debating and/or vague threats that involve your stomach, you manage to enact some political change in your nation.>Nationalized MediaThe media is now managed directly by the state, for the state, and no longer privatized. You will now be forever portrayed in a positive light.>Increase Weapon RightsAfter arguing quite a bit with the nobles, you manage to persuade them that their private millita's would be better armed if the people would pay for it, rather then the nobillity.Whenever you go to battle or war, you gain 15,000x Millita, which is a weak infantry unit incapable of dealing with heavy positions or armor, without great training.>Get ConcubinesIn order to seal the nobility's loyalty, you take concubines among their most powerful leaders, this will help seal their loyalty (and please you) at the same time.Nobility loyalty increased quite a bit.Your nobles are infuriated that you refused to pass their Political Positions to the Ruling Class only, and are quite angry.After this is over, you arrange a meeting between the Kaiser of the German Empire, and the Queen of England, which should be held tomorrow in your personal meeting room.However, you stop Ragnar av Kalbrin, son of Ludde av Kalbrin, and order him to face you.He looks at you, head hanging.Actions>Order the traitor's son to death, for those who betray the Empire and you, Renoxiezius, deserve only death.>Eat him. That's what traitors get.>Spare him, but revoke his titles.>Spare him, he may prove himself to the Empire one day.>Write-In
>>209208>Spare him, but revoke his titles.use him as an example to increase loyalty among nobles, and say that anyone who directly defies you and is a noble will die( and their families will be stripped of titles)
>>209208>Spare him, but revoke his titles
>>209208>>Spare him, but revoke his titles.
"Ragnar av Kalbrin, in my infinite wisdom and power, I have decided to revoke your family's titles and lands. Be grateful you do not rest in my stomach, mortal.""Yes, my lordship. I will gather my family and leave at once." He seems slightly saddened, but determined."Good."Ragnar av Kalbrin leaves you, and you find yourself alone in the Throne Room in the afternoon...Actions>Attempt to learn German in order to better converse with the German Kaiser. (Linguistics)>Talk to an ally or friend.>Travel to Stockholm.>Read your magical studies books. (Intelligence)>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)>Attempt Alchemy. (Alchemy)>Write-In
>>209269>>Attempt to learn German in order to better converse with the German Kaiser. (Linguistics)
>>209269>Attempt to learn germanI feel we should get this out of the way first, we've got to make a good first impression with the kaiser after all.
Whelp, linguistics it is. Roll me a 1d20+2 for this.
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>209289
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>209289>>209291oops and rolling
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>209289
>>20929816+2=18Good Success!After a few hours of being taught by translators, eventually you can speak fluent German. Your translator is evidently proud with himself, and you feel like you'll make a good impression on the German Kaiser. It however, late at night, and the meeting is tomorrow.Actions>Go to bed early, best to be ready for the meeting first thing.>Talk to an ally or friend.>Travel to Stockholm.>Read your magical studies books. (Intelligence)>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)>Attempt Alchemy. (Alchemy)>Write-In
>>209309>>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)Ruling is a skill.
>>209309>Read your political theory books
>>209309read political theory books
>>209315>>209317This, but specifically how to persuade these leaders into embracing dragon fascism, and poisoning their own water supplies with mutant goo.
>>209323I'd rather just change small groups of people, seeing as we don't have a way to reverse the effects of the mutagen yet.
>>209327Like, you know, just the leaders.
>>209334no, because if we poison old elizabeth , young sexy, busty elizabeth wont like us anymore and we'll lose our waifu
>>209334I'm sure that we'll come up with a loyalty mutagen if we study hard enough. If that doesn't work, well we are always hungry..
>>209340> mutate the not hot ones> invest into alchemy research on how to make our waifu hotter.
>>209309>>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)
Alright, here are the books you have to read.Roll me a 1d20+4 for reading.>The Prince (Lower Loyalty Loss from preforming negative actions, and in addition, increase Spy Strength.)>The Communist Manifesto (Unlock Communist Governments and Policies.)>Mein Kampf (Unlock Fascist Government and Policies)>Leviathan (Can remove Nobility with new policies, Government can become an Absolute Monarchy)>Two Treatises of Government (Unlocks Parliament Government sub type, similar to that of the United Kingdom, or you could just create a puppet Parliament.)
>>209347You won't believe how much I regret right now not writing the NSFW stuff, so I will write it next time.
>>209350>Nein KampfThen truly we can begin the nazi science
>>209350>>Two Treatises of Government (Unlocks Parliament Government sub type, similar to that of the United Kingdom, or you could just create a puppet Parliament.)
>>209350Mein Kampf>>209355Well guys, looks like we're developing kink magic next turn.
Mein Kampf wins, roll me a 1d20+4>>209362
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>209365
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>209365
>>209373Looks like we're not a fan of Nazis.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>209366>>209368>>209371>>209373EMERGENCY 100 DUB!
>>209373>>209368Oh fug, double crit failsand crits stackwriting your legendary failure
>>209384>I no longer accept ALL dice rolls, instead the first three rolls
>>209396>Criticals are still prioritized, but I still prioritize criticals no matter where they areLurk moar, read character sheet and rules.
>>2093681+4=5Critical Failure1+4=5Critical FailureUltra Critical Failure from double ones!You decide to read Mein Kampf. As you slink down into a rather comfy chair, you begin sleeping. Then, in almost a instant, you have a nightmare, a nightmare of being Adolf Hitler, leading his men to glory... Hm... Yes... Glorious...You wake up in a sweat, and you realize that you overslept. The meeting is about to begin, and you may be late!Also, you may need new clothes.Actions>Head to the meeting in Half-Dragon Form, your fellow rulers must respect your might.>Head to the meeting in Dragonblood form, it's best to be prepared in case an assassin or something tries to take me out.>Human form, best to appear similar to them rather then alienate them.
>>209426>>Head to the meeting in Half-Dragon Form, your fellow rulers must respect your might.Human form never unless in a secure environment.
>>209426>Head to the meeting in half dragon formHitler just made us piss ourselves
>>209426Full form.We will make it work.
>>209426>>Head to the meeting in Dragonblood form, it's best to be prepared in case an assassin or something tries to take me out.
>>209439Actually, you had a wet dream about Hitler.
>>209426>Head to the meeting in Half-Dragon Form, your fellow rulers must respect your mightalso take a fucking shower and knick another nobles clothes
Writing Half-Dragon m8s.
>>209445I'm not sure if thats better or worse.
Before you go to the meeting, you knock the shit out of a noble and steal his clothes. For the Empire, of course. Additionally, you take a quick ice-cold shower and rush your way to attending...Roll me a 1d20-6 (Additionally -2 to getting there since your very late..)
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>209468
Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>209459>>209445can we resurrect hitler with necromancy and make him our waifu?>>209468 rolling
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>209468
>>209472Nobody found his body... Besides, Hitler-Waifu will be inside you forever and forever.Ending rolling in 5 minutes.
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>209482
Rolled 16 - 6 (1d20 - 6)>>209468
>>209482I know but I can still dream
>>20947115-6=9Minor Failure!You sprint across your courtyard, tripping and shoving servants out of the way, and eventually make it only a few minutes late to the meeting, where the Kaiser and the Queen await."Ah, so Renoxiezius has finally decided to show up. Finally, I was wondering if we were really here to talk, or if it was a trap." The German Kaiser answers in his pride."Wolfgang, I've had enough out of you!" The queen scolds Wolfgang, who's name you'd assume is the German Kaiser's name."Yes, ma'am." And he slinks back into his chair."Now, Renoxiezius, why are we here?""A good question, now let me answer that."Actions>"We are here to discuss a sort of... Alliance, between the last European Monarchies"(Charisma)>"I am here to introduce myself to the German Kaiser.">"I am here to declare war on both of you. May God have mercy on your nations, for my stomach will not." (WAR)>Write-In
>>209509>"We are here to discuss a sort of... Alliance, between the last European Monarchies"(Charisma)
>>209509Option A. We can't be horrible around our love.
>>209509>"We are here to discuss a sort of... Alliance, between the last European Monarchies"(Charisma)I think, between the three of us, we have the power to bring monarchy back into prominence in the world.
>>209521That would be her daughter. Which you gave a good tumble, not the old woman.
>>209509>>"We are here to discuss a sort of... Alliance, between the last European Monarchies"(Charisma)
Alright, alliance time. Roll me a 1d20+5 for this.
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>209531
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>209531Let's hope the dice are more kind than in other quests.
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>209531
>>20953313+5=18Minor Success!"We are here to discuss a sort of... Alliance, between the last European Monarchies in the world.""What are you implying, dragon?" You hear from Wolfgang."Wolfgang! What did I tell you about interrupting back when you were a child!""Yes ma'am." He once again, slinks back into his chair."I'm sorry about that, my grandson is rather... Rude, today.""Do you agree?""Yes, it'll be beneficial to both our nations, Renoxiezius," and she takes a sip of her tea."Ehm... I'm doing this for you, grandmother.""Good, now what shall we call this alliance, Renoxiezius?"Actions>"The Royal Alliance of Europe">"The Dragon's Pact">"The European Alliance">Write-In
>>209559>>"The Royal Alliance of Europe"
>>209559>The Royal Alliance of Europe
"We shall call it... The Royal Alliance of Europe.""Hm. I like it. Surprised you didn't put your name in there, dragon." The German Kaiser says aloud, only for the Queen to turn to him bitterly."Grandson! Why do you insist on disrespecting our host?"He sighs, and gets up from his chair to leave."I apologize for his behavior, he's too prideful these days. Oh! My daughter has been asking about you quite a bit recently, and insisted on inviting you to Saint George's Ball, which is only a week from now."Actions>Accept the invitation.>Decline, you don't particular care for the games of royalty.>Decline, but plan to go.>Write-In
>>209594>Accept the invitationYou guys know what this means
>>209594Sure, why not. Country will still be here when we get back.
>>209597Seconding.Flappity Floopity, Flying to dat Boogity
"I accept, mortal. I shall attend this feast.""Ah, my daughter will be thrilled to see you, you've made quite the impression on her, you know!"She says goodbye, and walks away, leaving you holding the invitation in your hands.It is currently late afternoon.Actions>Your concubines must of arrived... It's time to give them a visit.>Go to bed early, best to be ready for the meeting first thing.>Talk to an ally or friend.>Travel to Stockholm.>Read your magical studies books. (Intelligence)>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)>Attempt Alchemy. (Alchemy)>Write-In
>>209616>>Your concubines must of arrived... It's time to give them a visit.Eh, why not. Let's see how many try to kill us too.
>>209616>Read your political theory books
>>209616Study kink alchemy as OP suggested.
>>209616>>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)
Political Theory it is.Select>The Prince (Lower Loyalty Loss from preforming negative actions, and in addition, increase Spy Strength.)>The Communist Manifesto (Unlock Communist Governments and Policies.)>Mein Kampf (Unlock Fascist Government and Policies)>Leviathan (Can remove Nobility with new policies, Government can become an Absolute Monarchy)>Two Treatises of Government (Unlocks Parliament Government sub type, similar to that of the United Kingdom, or you could just create a puppet Parliament.)
>>209634Lets pitch our tent and go Kampfing.
>>209634>>The Prince (Lower Loyalty Loss from preforming negative actions, and in addition, increase Spy Strength.)Welcome to asshole dragon quest, we''l be your guide.
>>209634>>The Prince (Lower Loyalty Loss from preforming negative actions, and in addition, increase Spy Strength.)
Looks like reading The Prince wins.Roll me a 1d20+4 for this shit.
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>209649
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>209649
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>209649
12+4=16Success!This Machiavelli human is quite interesting. His pragmatic writing and psychology gives you some ideas on how to rule... You realize that the commoners are easily decieved, that the Clergy obeys nearly anything that has to do with the "Will of God', and that nobles are willing to look the other way in exchange for a small bribe, which will help you in domestic and foreign affairs. It is currently late at night.Actions>Sleep now!>Sleep in the Treasury, today's been a hard day. Also you don't want your new concubines to bother you.>Travel to Stockholm.>Read your magical studies books. (Intelligence)>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)>Attempt Alchemy. (Alchemy)>Write-In
>>209690Develop kink alchemy.
>>209690>Sleep now!We the king, baby.
You fall asleep in the rafters, where your concubines are wandering around, exploring your estate. When they see you, they hide from you, afraid of you. You sleep alone, this night.When you wake up, you find that one of your servants is waiting for you."Sir, a NATO ambassador wishes to see you.""God... Not them.""Shall I delay the meeting, lord?"Actions>"No, I'll go talk to them.">"Sure, I have work to do...">Write-In
>>209715>>"No, I'll go talk to them."We gotta chain those concubines down at this rate.
>>209715>No, I'll go talk to themThey better not try to bullshit away what happened with that noble
>>209715>>"No, I'll go talk to them."
You sigh, you didn't want to deal with NATO today, not in the slightest."No, I'll go talk to them.""As you wish my lord."You get your clothes on, and give a glare towards your concubines.As you walk towards the NATO embassy, the secretary rings you in, apparently either not knowing who you are from the last time you visited, or just doesn't care."Come, come in Mr. Renoxiezius... We have much to discuss." The man who sits in front of you, at a stylish oak table, wears a black suit and tie, with fine black dress shoes, and is extraordinarily confident when you realize he knows he's talking to a fucking dragon."What is this about, mortal? I have no wish to deal with NATO today.""Well, your gonna pal', and here's how it's gonna happen."Actions>"I do not have to tolerate this insolence from you. (Intimidate, HARD)>"Very well, what is it mortal?">"For a mortal, you are quite brave... It interests me. Why are you so brave in the face of danger and death?">Write-In
>>209759>>"Very well, what is it mortal?"His attempt at bravery amuses us.
>>209759>"Very well, what is it mortal?"
>>209759>>"Very well, what is it mortal?"
>>209759>Write in: Why were troops sent unto my land worm!?
>>209774Let's wait until he tries to compel us to do something before we act outraged.
"Very well, what is it mortal?" You lean back in the chair, entertained by his facade of bravery."Well, the United States of America, has sent me to negotitate your silence and return of soldiers.""Interesting. I didn't think you would come back for them.""No man left behind, as they say in the Marines."The man gives you a sly grin, and then gives you an offer."We're ready to give you about... twenty-five thousand dollars in exchange for their release."Actions>Outrage, that is how much a prisoner of war is? They can surely do better! (Intimidate)>Deal, you don't really need the money or prisoners.>Attempt to get a better offer. (Diplomacy)>Decline their offer.>Write-In
>>209793>>Outrage, that is how much a prisoner of war is? They can surely do better! (Intimidate)
>>209793>Decline their offerWe can easily spread the word of this invasion if they try something and make them look like shit
>>209793>Outrage, that is how much a prisoner of war is? They can surely do better! (Intimidate)This better be per head
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+5 for intimidate
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>209805
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>209805Let's test this man's mettle.
>>209810apparently he has balls of steel
>>209810I vote we use barbaric
You guys want to use Barbaric?
>>209815For an intimidation? I don't even care about the prisoners anyway.
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+11 for barbarism
Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>209832
Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>209832Rolling again, despite myself.
Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>209832
>>2098381+5=6Critical FailureBARBARIC USED!17+11=28Overwhelming Success!"So low? Raise your prices and I'll be willing to negotiate, otherwise your men will be feeling.. Swedish hospitality."The man laughs in your face.You bring your fist down on the table, shattering it."WORM! YOU DO NOT LAUGH AT THE EMPEROR OF SWEDEN!"The man is terrified for a few seconds, neither of you move. Then, he gets his damned spine back."Wel... Well. I suppose I can bring the total payment up to about fifty th-"You grab him by the throat."ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO!!""I CAN RAISE IT! I CAN!"You drop him back unto the floor, face first."I'm... I'm... I'm willing to go for seventy-five thousand, alright!"Actions>He's holding out on us, time to show him how dragon's collect money. Excessive amount of property damage. And rampages. (Body)>He's hiding something. Most mortals would be terrified of you at this stage, even in your human form. He must have something up his sleeve. (Insight)>Write-In
>>209867>>He's hiding something. Most mortals would be terrified of you at this stage, even in your human form. He must have something up his sleeve. (Insight)
>>209867>>He's hiding something. Most mortals would be terrified of you at this stage, even in your human form. He must have something up his sleeve. (Insight)mystery boxxx
>>209867>He's hiding something, most mortals would be terrified at this stage
>>209867>He's hiding something. Most mortals would be terrified of you at this stage, even in your human form. He must have something up his sleeve. (Insight
Well now, roll me a 1d20+2 for insight
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>209877
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>209877
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>209877
>>20988210+2=12Borderline Success!You attempt judge him, and in the corner of the room, a black box is waiting, marked with the U.S.A's CIA symbol, you open it up.And find pictures of you, and Elizabeth, your date, and your... Tumbling."Oh crap... Oh crap..." The man is backing up in the corner, realizing what you just saw.Actions>Crack your fists, you're going to take your frustration out on this man. (Brawling)>Walk out, no words. You do not want to risk a diplomatic incident.>Eat him. Then fuck this place up with your fists. Half-Dragon form, nonetheless. (Body)>Write-In
>>209893>>Walk out, no words. You do not want to risk a diplomatic incident.
>>209893>>Walk out, no words. You do not want to risk a diplomatic incident.And take the photos with us.
>>209893>Eat him Then fuck this place up.THIS CAN NOT STAND!!!
You walk out of the room, carrying the photos and hiding them. Most of your mind is screaming to show this mortal his place, and you walk back to the palace, hiding the photos. After today's events, your dead tired, frustrated, and angry. So you go to sleep.Mutation Point unlocked!>Upgrade Mutation/Abillity>Stable Mutation>Unstable Mutation>Extremely Unstable Mutation>Attribute Point
>>209914>Upgrade mutation, large sizeShall we become bigger?
>>209921yep, getting way to large to where we can't fit in places will be an issue
Alright, Transformation wins.At will, you can change your current size from maximium to your starting size, which was one story, instead of the nine your at now. This is in Dragon Form. In Half-Dragon Form, you now get the ability to fly. In Dragonblood Form, you can use draconic powers, and in Human Form you can use a few draconic powers.You wake in the early morning, the windows showing you that it's currently heavily snowing outside. That's Sweden for you. Your concubines are sleeping on the other side of the room, as far away as possible, a hunk shivering flesh.Actions>Introduce yourself to your concubines.>Travel to Stockholm.>Read your magical studies books. (Intelligence)>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)>Attempt Alchemy. (Alchemy)>Attempt to hire a spy. (Insight)>Write-In
>>209937>Attempt to hire a spy
>>209937>>Attempt to hire a spy. (Insight)spy, imprison, revoke, execute.
>>209944North Korea Mode Activated?
>>209946We've got everything we need. We even research like mad on our own.
Roll me a 1d20+2 for spy quality.
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>209953
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>209953mad spying skillz.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>209953
>>2099598+2=10Mediocre SpyAfter some searching in the palace, you come across a noble attempting to steal some wine from your kitchen."MORTAL!"The noble drops the wine bottle, and looks at you, terrified."In light of your recent crime, I have decided you shall serve me as a personal servant! Now come, there is much to discuss...""I am known as Ingvar Lundell, your grace."New Spy: Agent Ingvar!Where will you send your spy?>German Empire>Great Britain>Warsaw Pact>NATOAditionally, give him a mission...>Attempt to create a cabal of loyalists to you. (Charm)>Attempt to spike a city's water supply with Mutagen.(Intelligence)>Talk to a nation's leaders and diplomats to get in better relations with them. (Charm)>Write-InAlso...>Transform him into Dragon-blooded>Transform him into Half-Dragon>Have him remain human.
>>209965>>Warsaw Pacti.e. fuck off.>Talk to a nation's leaders and diplomats to get in better relations with them. (Charm)>Have him remain human.Best disguise.
>>209965>NATO>Attempt to create a cabal of loyalists>Have him remain human
>>209965>NATO>Attempt to create a cabal of loyalists to you. (Charm)>Have him remain human.
>>209973>>209974Looks like this wins.You send your agent off to New York to create a cabal of loyalists, and make him stay human. Roll me a 1d20+2 for his charisma to see how well he does. Spies finish their actions next thread/irl day.
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>209979
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>209979Damn. That's quick.
>>209984Eh, you'll get the results next session. So kinda quick, but not really.
15+2=17???Find out more, next time on European Dragon Quest!Alright, after you send your spy off (which required quite a bit of coaxing with alcoholic beverages, mind you!), you still have some time left in the day.Actions>Introduce yourself to your concubines.>See what Hans is up to, you haven't seen him in a while.>Travel to Stockholm.>Read your magical studies books. (Intelligence)>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)>Attempt Alchemy. (Alchemy)>Attempt to hire a spy. (Insight)>Write-In
>>209996>Introduce yourself to your concubines
>>209996>>Introduce yourself to your concubines.
>>209996start a regiment of soldiers made up of mages, (which will be found by a mandatory test all soldiers in our army must take) also they can be elites/spec ops and call them "The Fire Guard"
>>210002You'll be able to recruit mages once you build a university, which we will be able to in the next thread.
>>210006aiiight then this>>210003>>210001>>210000
You decide to introduce yourself to your concubines."Your majesty." one of them coldly responds. and bows with her skirt.The other two are... Well. Terrified of you."Tell me your names. We'll start with the one who talked to me."You turn to a girl, evidently a blondie, which is surprisingly muscular and tall."My name is Vilda Westergren, your highness.""Thank you, and you?" You turn to a small woman, with brown hair and a pale reflection."My... My name?" she timidly answers to you."What do you think?""It's Emilia Adelskold.""Alright. And you?" you say to the other girl, another blondie, but instead of being tall and muscular, she's rather middling, compared to the other one."Karolina Selander."Actions>Attempt to get on good terms with them. Don't want them to kill you in your sleep. (Diplomacy.)>Leave them be, you have no need to terrify women further.>Give them some mutagen... For science, of course.>Write-In
>>210009Yeah we really should. They've been huddled in a corner, scared and confused for two days now.
>>210027>Attempt to get on good terms with them
>>210027>Leave them be, you have no need to terrify women further.Nah. Fuck it, they gonna kill us its dungeon time.
>>210027>>Attempt to get on good terms with them. Don't want them to kill you in your sleep. (Diplomacy.)
>>210027>Attempt to get on good terms with them. Don't want them to kill you in your sleep. (Diplomacy.)
Give me a 1d20+3 for diplomacy.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>210034
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>210034
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>210034>>210038fuck maybe if i get a 20 itll cancel it out?
>>210038Oh shit, >>210031 anon was rightWant to use barbaric since its a new day?
>>210043That seems like a waste when we might need it for something big later
>>210043yes we dont want to get killed in our sleep
>>210043Yeah sure. Lesson learned friends, don't ever let down your guard.
>>210043I really feel like we need to. As long as we're on good terms, noble loyalty doesn't tank and we get more allies. Use Barbaric.
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+11>tfw you had a perfect idea for a nat 1
Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>210058There is, in fact, enough us to go around.
Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>210058
Rolled 1 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>210058
>>210063fuccc me why did i roll
Rolled 4 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>210067MISTAKES WERE MADE
>>210063>>210063>tfw the dice gods give your players two ones in a rowwriting m8s
>>210071Our concubines fucking hate us.
>>210073Then we get new ones. Fuck being polite.
>>210076Well... we could always stage their deaths as sucides.
>>210081No dummy, they go into the dungeons or the lab, never to be seen again.
>>210081plan b to make up for my failure
>>210083Test subjects or quiet disposal? We could use the Dragonblood mutagen without anesthetics to quietly kill them in under 12 minutes after all!
1+3=4Critical FailureBARBARIC USED!1+3=4Critical Failure!An awkward silence enters the room. You decide to say something."Hi. I'm Renoxiezius."Then, Vilda looks at you, judging you."Do you think we're ugly or something?"You tense up, and say something that comes to mind."Y-You too.""GET BACK HERE!"They are confused long enough for you to escape into your dungeon, angry as fuck because you ran away. But now... You must have your revenge.Actions>Mutate them to be more... Loyal. And dragony.>Kill them, sure the nobles might be upset, but no one will ever know that you fucked up socially.>Eat them, hide all evidence they were ever here.>Write-In
>>210088Test subjects. I never like to waste perfectly good humans, just use them up.
>>210088I just realized that dragon blood mutagen would make a very effective poison.
>>210090>>Write-InDungeon. They will please us one way or another.
>>210090>Mutate them, to be more loyal and dragony
>>210090>>Mutate them to be more... Loyal. And dragony.
>>210090I kek'd at how much spaghetti we spilled.>Mutate them
>>210094Unfortunately I'm pretty sure the bodies will look dragony before they expire, making it pretty easy to pinpoint the poisoner.
Looks like Mutate wins.What mutation are you going to use?>Dragonblood Mutation (Human-looking)>Half-Dragon Mutation (Mark II or Mark III (Less Memory Loss Version)
>>210108>>Dragonblood Mutation (Human-looking)
>>210108>Half dragon MK ll
>>210108>Half-Dragon Mutation (Mark II or Mark III (Less Memory Loss Version)do they still think we're their dad? cuase if so I want some to indentured hooker servants after we make them loyal
>>210114Mark 2 would be dad version.
>>210114>>210116then mark III
>>210116>>210112Nevermind, I switch to MK 3
Rolled 2 (1d2)Rolling dice for this1=Dragonblood2=Dragonborn
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>210122Why did I put dragonborn?Half dragons, sorry.You decide to get out a few wine cups, and fill it with the mutagen. Of course, it smells terrible, but it'll have to do. You take the "wine" up stairs and offer it to the women."Sorry about earlier, I remembered I left wine on the stove."By the time they drank it, only then do they realize the stupidity of that comment.You quickly drag them into the dungeon, where they start mutating in pain.Ignore my rolling.>continued
>>210122How large will the Half-Dragons be again? As large as us in Half-Dragon form or smaller?
>>210129Also, it's a good idea to differentiate between Mark 2 and Mark 3 in the GDocs, just so players know what we're working with exactly.
After half an hour of waiting, their pain has rescinded, and you walk in.You visit Vilda first, her pale skin becoming bright red scales, her blonde hair fading away. She can barely fit into her small cell, and her large... Curves remind you quite a bit of Elizabeth. Additionally, her eyes have turned into golden orbs, and lack pupils.For Emilia, her slightly tanned skin has turned into bronze scales, but can fit in her room, being still quite large. She seems to be the least in pain and the smallest of the three. Unlike the other two, her eyes seem a little bit more... Normal. Hauntingly so.Finally, for Karolina, she has grown blackish scales and her eyes have turned red. She fits the room, but is larger then Emilia.Actions>Make sure their personality or anything like that hasn't changed.>Talk to them, a more... Personal touch is required.>Write-In
>>210144>>Talk to them, a more... Personal touch is required.
>>210144>>Make sure their personality or anything like that hasn't changed.
>>210144>Make sure their personality hasn't changed
>>210144>Talk to them, a more... Personal touch is required.
You watch them for a while, Vilida seems agitated, and thanks to her larger form, even more brutish then before. It seems that her personality traits only got more extreme with her.It seems that Emilia seems the least changed, and calmly sits in her bed, waiting for something to happen it seems.Karolina however, seems curious, searching around the room (presumably for a chance at escape.)Actions>Free them, they are more... Cooperative now, hopefully.>Keep them in here, you don't want anyone else finding them.>Talk to them, maybe get a better read of their personality and make sure they don't try to kill you once they get out. (Charisma)
>>210163>>Keep them in here, you don't want anyone else finding them.
>>210163>Talk to them, maybe get a better read of their personality and make sure they don't try to kill you once they get out.
>>210163>Let them out but have the Shrimp, snail, dragon hybrid of doom backing you up incase they try something.
Roll me a 1d20+5
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>210179Dice Gods don't fail me now!
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>210179
>>210187Goddammit.Well, at least it wasn't a 1.
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>210179
>>210192Oh shit son, 16+5=21I'll continue this in about thirty minutes, a little busy with something right now.
Whelp, I'm going to have to do this tomorrow, something popped up last minute, sorry guys.
>>210224Good luck, great story so far!
16+5=21Good Success!You attempt to talk to Vilida first, of course behind safety glass."Vilida?"Thanks to your well-placed audio receivers throughout the room, you hear a roar, followed by erratic movements."Who are you?" she yells out in draconic."I am Renoxiezius.""Show yourself! Why am I trapped in this cell!""Mortal, I am here to ask questions, not to answer yours. I would recommend staying silent in the presence of your Emperor."This apparent, causes her to realize the situation she's in, and she starts to calm down.The second, Emilia, seems much more peaceful then Vilida, and is content to simply sit around."Hello?""Is someone there?""It is me, your Emperor, Renoxiezius."She bows down on one knee."Your grace!"She's bowing the opposite way, but that's... Good enough for now.In the third and final cell, lies Karolina, which is attempting to claw her way through the wall."Karolina?"She stops for a second, and looks around."I command you to stop, Karolina.""And who are you to tell me when to stop?""I am Emperor Renoxiezius, and not obeying my commands tends to end up... Badly."She stops clawing the walls feebly, and goes back to sitting on her bed."When am I getting out?""Soon."You've frankly had enough of preforming what you would call "Nazi Science", and decide to go to sleep in your laboratory, mostly because you want to make sure Karolina doesn't get out. Or Vilida doesn't punch her way out.(Sorry for posting so late, I had to do something for my boss which involved a locked store, a forgotten purse, and plenty of Indiana Jones jokes. I'll be continuing this quest later today, I just hate leaving things undone.)
Has anyone archived threads 3/4? If it's not, y'know, dead and all.
>>211568Hasn't been archived yet. So far they are still around if anyone feels up for the task of achiving them properly on suptg.>>182416 3>>200758 4
Just want to be alerting you guys, I'll be posting the continuation of this quest here in a little while.>>211589If anyone does archive those, they will receive 72 virgins (when dead, of course) and my eternal respect.
After your... Experiment with your concubines, you fell asleep in your dungeon. After enough time of sleeping and getting your rest, your bell rings, motioning you that a servant needs you.In human form, you open the door to reveal the servant that keeps waking you up in these early mornings."Servant? What is it now?""Sir, the architect from Helsingborg is back. And execited, it seems sire.""Very well, I will see him soon enough.""When is soon enough, sir?"Actions>"When I deem so, I have work to be doing in my dungeon as of right now.">"As soon as I get breakfast, servant. Which means fetch me some, in case you can't realize that!"
>>211970>"As soon as I get breakfast, servant. Which means fetch me some, in case you can't realize that!"
Ending voting in five minutes
>>211978EAT HIM IF HE WAITS AROUND
"As soon as I get breakfast, servant. Which means fetch me some, in case you can't realize that!"The servant leaves you be, and fetches you breakfast, and you walk to the throne room.In the center of the room, right by the heath where fire looms, lies the architect. You sit in your throne, and he hands you a list of improvements."Sir, I will say that additional... Defenses must be constructed in the cities we control, right now if they came under attack via bombs or spies, massive damage could be done.""How much will it cost?""That's the thing sire..."BuildingDefenses>Install limited defenses in your cities, such as armories and small anti-air batteries. ($500,000 USD, Increased Defenses)>Install medium defenses in your cities, such as army bases and heavy anti-air batteries. ($1.2 Million USD, Heavily Increased Defenses)>Install heavy defenses in your cities, such as army city-blocks, bunkers, heavy anti-air, and howitzer batteries. ($2.1 Million USD, Heavy Defense)Manufacturing>Nationalize most of the foreign industry, it will give you a good start to running this nation. (Cost: Relations with all other powers, severely increase industrial power)>Sell some factories to foreign powers. (Money Gained)>Construct a new Industry (Tourism, Coca Cola, etc... Cost: $50,000, in addition it will start Nationalized, which means you get all profits from it.)>Write-InMilitary Tech>Mutate your soldiers to use a certain mutagen... ($2.7 Million USD for Dragonblood, $8 Million for Half-Dragon)>Upgrade our Military Industry (Which one?)>Write-InPrestige>Build a personal monument to my rise to power. (Cost: $50,000, increases Tourism and Loyalty.)>Build a university named after me, due to my great intellect! (Cost: $2.3 million USD, increases Education, Loyalty, and Tourism. Allows Mages)>Construct a magnificent Cathedral named after me to show my devotion to the Pope and God! (Theocratic Unique! Cost: $1.8 Million USD, heavily increased respect of Catholics and the Papacy, severely increases Tourism.>Write-InTreasury: $2 Million USD
>>212081Purchase and experiment with nuclear arms.WE NEED ATOMIC GODZILLA BREATH GUYS!
>>212092Also, fund science and theology scholars to figure out what religion is the "true religion".I mean, we're a magical creature, which implies God is real.
>>212081>Install medium defenses in cities>Construct a new Industry (Petrochemical)>Leave Military Tech as-is
>>212081>Nationalize Industry>Build University>Build Cathedral >Build Monument>Medium Defenses>Start 4 Companies>Mutate Half of your soldiers to be dragonblood.Powerful nations run their countries in debt. We can take a loan from England for about 15 million.We need this to run smoothly.
>>212081>Install limited defenses in your cities, such as armories and small anti-air batteries. ($500,000 USD, Increased Defenses)>Build a personal monument to my rise to power. (Cost: $50,000, increases Tourism and Loyalty.)
>>212081Install medium defencesConstruct a new Industry (Mining)
>>212111My trips confirm it.I'm gonna have to ask you guys to trust me here.
Interesting...Medium Defenses win.Monument also wins...You guys get one additional action, make it count.By the way, you already nationalized foreign industry, sorry about that.
>>212138ill support you if we start a mining industry
>>212138Sorry m8, must of not included the (Pick Three) in my copy & paste, so sorry.
>>212142nah senpai gotta go with my loan idea for maximum gains, need that university.
Alright, come together in the next ten minutes or I'll roll for who gets chosen.
>>212145My plan with this, is to then find out how to raise from the dead whatever "mega dragon" the religion may have in it's scripture. Including only dragon ones, only Hebrew, certain Eastern, Norse, and Central American faiths can be the true faith.
>>212142Voting for a mining industry
>>212081>Medium Defenses>New industry (Petrochemical)
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>212165>tfw players are trying to find out the plotfeels nice senpai1=Start Mining Industry2=Research Theology3=Get LoanRolling m8s
Alright, so total build list is Medium Defenses, Monument, and hiring scientists to research Theology.You send out the architect, who is beginning his construction. It seems you have a free period inbetween ruling the realm.Actions>See if your Concubines are still alive and if they've adjusted to being Half-Dragons>Travel to Stockholm.>Read your magical studies books. (Intelligence)>Read your political theory books. (Intelligence)>Attempt Alchemy. (Alchemy)>Write-InDays until St.George's Ball: 5
>>212219>See if your concubines are still alive and if they've adjusted to being half-dragons
>>212219>See if your Concubines are still alive and if they've adjusted to being Half-Dragons
You decide to check on your concubines, just to make sure they haven't broken out and eaten anyone or something like that.When you go down there, everything seems... Largely the same. Except that they're sleeping. Honestly, you were expecting them to have broken out, attempted to kill you or something along those lines, and then fuck off. That's how it would work in quite a bit of human literature.Actions>Let them out, apparently they don't remember you spiking their drinks and... Your social awkwardness.>Keep them in there, you'd rather have them stay in there where you can watch them undisturbed. For science, of course.>Write-In
>>212245>Let them out, apparently they don't remember you spiking their drinks and... Your social awkwardness.
>>212245let em lose in the palace
>>212245>Let them out, apparently they don't remember you spiking their drinks and... Your social awkwardness.if they try to attack us we can just kill them and get new concubines who are less angry and dragony
You let them out, and they groggily get off their beds. Vilida is the first to speak."You are Renoxiezius?""I am.""I feel like I have met you before.""Likewise."The two of you stare at each-other awkardly, while the other two get out.Emilia seems calm, and pips out a little "Hi!" while Karolina doesn't say anything."Well, I suppose I should get you three back to the surface."They all seem rather happy, and once you open the doors outside, they seem more calm then when in the cramped quarters of your dungeon.A servant approaches you."M'lord, I didn't know you had company, but right now the Empire needs you!""Servant, you have better have a good explanation for this.""The communists are trying something, and your generals request your presence."Actions>Tell the generals to wait longer... You have company.>Damn it, you have an Empire to run, concubines come second!>Bring your concubines... It'll be interesting, sufficiently said.>Write-In
>>212305>Damn it, you have an Empire to run, concubines come second!
>>212305>>Damn it, you have an Empire to run, concubines come second!
>>212305>>Damn it, you have an Empire to run, concubines come second!An old fashioned communist uprising. Just what we needed to get the fascism train running.
>>212305>Damn it, you have an Empire to run, concubines come second!It's hard work being the emperor.
>>212305>Bring your concubines... It'll be interesting, sufficiently said.if shit goes south we have dragon warrior bodyguards
You march to the throne room, slightly pissed off because you were called on your free time. But mostly pissed off that the communists are pulling some shit like they always do.As you walk into the Throne Room, your three generals begin debriefing you."My lord, last night we have had reports of Warsaw Pact infantry moving towards the border, uprisings in small villages, and mass sabotage of factories and bombings in vital defensive locations." He points towards a map, mostly pointing at Stockholm, but a little bit more towards Helenski."The communist forces are currently divided, but given time they will consolidate and march to us. Right now, they control Oslo. Additionally, some of the army has defected to join the Communist Army, which current numbers are...Enemy Units25,000x Guerillas15,000x Millita5000x Infantry35x Light Tanks5x Medium Tanks1x ???"However, we have had... Unconfirmed reports of a creature among their ranks... None of our soldiers have reported what it was, but it has torn through our soldiers with rapid efficency, leaving little in the way of bodies, but plenty of blood."Map as pic.>Continued
>>212339>Continued"Most of their forces are around Vasteras, and the reported beast is located in Uppsala. Both are making headway toward Stockholm, which means towards us."Actions>Order a state of crisis, right now the Holy Empire is attacked by heretical communists!>Order the Army to defend Stockholm, you'll deal with the so-called Beast.>Order the Army to deal with the Beast, you'll defend Stockholm from the rebels.>Write-InAdditionally...>Order the bombing of infrastructure to slow the enemy down... (Will reduce Infrastructure)>Order the bombing of pro-communist towns. (People's Loyalty falters, but Fear increases.)
>>212350>>Order a state of crisis, right now the Holy Empire is attacked by heretical communists!>Order the Army to defend Stockholm, you'll deal with the so-called Beast.No bombardment. Those people are destined for the labor camps.
>>212350>Write in: Send our mantis shrimp, cone snail, half dragon hybrid to deal with the beast while the army defends stockholm
>>212350>Order a state of crisis, right now the Holy Empire is attacked by heretical communists!>Order the Army to defend Stockholm, you'll deal with the so-called Beast.
>>212350Call in the alliance to help fight off the communists and if they dont help send the army to defend stockholm while we fight the beast and no bombardment
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)Hang on, ignore my rolling...
>>212350>Order the Army to defend Stockholm, you'll deal with the so-called Beast.Do NOT bomb our lands. We'll take them back soon anyway.
>>212381inb4 its another dragon.... please dont make us choose between elizabeth and a sexy dragon waifu
"Here is the plan mortals, first we shall not bombard, it will waste lives and only reduce our income... Additionally, the Army shall defend Stockholm, while I hunt down this beast.""As you command, your majesty."Who are you going to put in charge of the defense of Stockholm?>Hans (Ex-General, +1 to all rolls for the defense)>Brother Reinhold (Zeal, soldiers will fight to the last)>Write-InAdditionally, roll me a 2d20 for Stockholm's defenses. First is Communist Advantage, second is Loyalist Advantage... Only accepting first roll here however.
>>212395I don't see why we have to choose. We're the emperor, we make the rules.
>>212400>>Hans (Ex-General, +1 to all rolls for the defense)
Rolled 19, 3 = 22 (2d20)>>212400>>Hans (Ex-General, +1 to all rolls for the defense)
>>212408god fucking dammit.
>>212400>Hans (Ex-General, +1 to all rolls for the defense)
>>212408fuck, we're gonna lose our empire>>212403we're a religous dragon nigga, we aint with that polygamy shit
>>212415says the man with a bunch of concubines already.
>>212408Interesting...Give me a moment to set up Stockholm..Question, do you guys want to do the Defense of Stockholm first, or hunting the beast?
>>212417they're hoes... they dont count kek
>>212426Well, we don't have to wed the other dragon, just fuck her.>>212424Let's fight in stockholm, enemy beast will be a good finish.
>>212424Hunting the beast first
Beast it is. Since I don't need a map for this, let's do it.You soar in the cloudy skies, soaring over Uppsala. Smoke and fire come from the city, but no signs of people or soldiers dot the cityscape.Actions>Land to get a better look around.>Stay up in the sky, you may fall into an ambush.>Write-In
>>212455>>Stay up in the sky, you may fall into an ambush.air superiority is key.
>>212455>Stay up in the sky, you may fall into an ambush.
You stay up in the sky, fearing to come down. That's when you see a figure with your excellent vision, a hunched over figure, pointing a rocket straight at you.Actions>Attempt to evade the missile (Agility)>Take the missile and fly right into the bastard! (Body)>Freeze him with your breath, that'll take care of him. Who cares if you took only one measly mortal rocket.Health: 12000
>>212475>>Take the missile and fly right into the bastard! (Body)
>>212475>>Attempt to evade the missile (Agility)We're like to eat it by accident more than avoid it, but we should try.
>>212475>>212475Also, Ice Breath requires a Agility roll, so yeah, sorry for leaving that out.
>>212475>Take the missile and fly right into the bastard! (Body)
Alright, roll me a 1d20+11 for how well you take the shot.
Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212487
Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212487
Rolled 2 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212487>>Take the missile and fly right into the bastard! (Body)
>>212487Eat the missile and absorb its power!
16+11=27Overwhelming Success!You take the missile right into left body, but it's damage is extremely minor, and you come crashing down into the building, smashing it into bits.This is when you notice something strange, throughout the street, rebels emerge from hiding, and begin firing wildly at you. That is when you hear a roar from afar, in Uppsala's forest. The tree's near to edge seem to be turning to ice....Actions>Take care of the rebels, you do not need rebels fighting you while you take care of opposition.>Focus on the forest, you cannot let whatever is in there to ambush you... (Insight)>Write-In
>>212510>Focus on the forest, you cannot let whatever is in there to ambush you... (Insight)
>>212510>>Focus on the forest, you cannot let whatever is in there to ambush you... (Insight)
Roll me a 1d20+2 to retain attention on the forest...
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>212522
Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>212522
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>212525fuck.
>>212530God stopped you once, but you had to continue you double-nigger.
>>212530This is the price of HERESY!Barbaric time?>Yes>No
>>212537>y>Y>YES! RIP AND TEAR!
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>>212537>YDeath to the commie usurper
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+11 for this lads>inb4 three nat ones
Rolled 18 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212566
Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212566
Rolled 20 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212566what if since dragons grow really fast like we did... ITS ELIZABETHS BABY AFTER WE FUCKED HER
>>212570NO MORE ROLLs PLs
>>21257220+11=31Mad Critical!BARBARIC USED INSTEAD OF NAT 1A rocket hits you, right in your rear, and you turn around. That's when you see a large... Wolf? You notice that it's rather humanoid in nature, lunge out from the forest towards you. If you were unprepared, and turned around completely, you could of lost an eye.Soon.And you trip him with your tail.He is flung over you, and put in a crippling position...Current HP: 11500Enemy HP: 6500Actions>Attempt to bite out this overgrown cur's body. (Body)>Smash his leg. (Body)>Use your ice breath against him! (Agility)>Fuck this, to the skies! (Agility)>Write-InAlso, the enemy rebels have scattered, apparently to get the fuck out of your way.
>>212609>>Smash his leg. (Body)
>>212612>Smash his leg. (Body)
>>212609>Rip and/or Tear with our teeth
>>212609>Attempt to bite out this overgrown cur's body. (Body)
Roll me a 1d20+11 for how well you SMASH this fucker's leg.
>>212609use our giant, fat ass dragon body to put him in a hold and body slam him
Rolled 18 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212620
Rolled 10 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212620
Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212620
>>212627We should have an unwritten rule to STOP rolling once we have achieved a good roll to avoid terrible criticals.
>>212631I was expecting people to be doing that by now
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)18+11=29Amazing Success!You come crashing down on his leg, and he howls out in pain. Since your nearly twice as big as him, you've effectively disabled his leg, and he can no longer walk. He attempts to bite at you scales, since it's in range.Current HP: 11500Enemy HP: 3500Actions>Crush him with your weight further... (Body)>Attempt to knock him out... (Body)>Attempt to get in a stranglehold. (Agillity)>Write-In
>>212631But that would be a distortion on the random nature of the rolls. We'd have good results in part because we were selecting only the good results.
>>212641>Tear out its neck
>>212641>>Attempt to get in a stranglehold. (Agillity)What is this strange human?
>>212641>Crush him with your weight further... (Body)
>>212641>Attempt to knock him out... (Body)I'm curious how he would react to our mutagens.
>>212641>Attempt to knock outTesting experiment get
Whelp, knock out it is. Roll me a 1d20+11
Rolled 4 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212657
Rolled 5 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212657
>>212659Put that in Options so you can roll m8
Rolled 1 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212657
Rolled 5 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212667right sorry, I'm a bit drunk.
>>212669Well now.Guess the tide of battle might change after all.Writing
Rolled 4, 4, 20 + 5 = 33 (3d20 + 5)>>2126691+11=12Critical Failure!You attempt to punch this wolf's head, maybe take him unconcious for science if your lucky. Then, you pressure from your gut. You look down, and draconic ichor drips from your stomach, and the wolf grins, knowing it just received the upper-hand in combat. He unleashes a flurry of fangs and claws against you.HP: 9900Enemy HP: 3500Actions>Attempt to absorb his blows! (Body)>Dodge his attacks! (Agility)>RIP AND TEAR! (Body)
>>212686>>RIP AND TEAR! (Body)
>>212686>RIP AND TEAR! (Body)
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+11 for RAGE!
Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212702its on now... We need a viking wolf pelt to wear while we are in dragon form... we are norse after all
Rolled 9 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212702
Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212715R
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)15+11=26Success!Enemy: 4+5=9, 4+5=9, 20+5=25Mixed!He unleashes a flurry of assaults you ignore, and go in for damage, that's when he bites your neck, nearly piercing your juggular.You roar, and throw him off of you, making him crash into a building, collapsing it.Current HP: 7450Enemy HP: 1700Actions>Knock him the fuck out! (Body)>Demand his name.>Go in for another attack. (Body)
>>212732>Go in for another attack
>>212732>Knock him the fuck out!It can tell us his/her name in the dungeon.
>>212732>Go in for another attack. (Body)
>>212732>Knock him the fuck out! (Body)
>>212732>>Knock him the fuck out! (Body)
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+11 for K.O!
Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212748
Rolled 18 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>212748The Holy Draconic Emperor of Sweden shall no longer tolerate this whelp's insolence.
>>21275418+11=29Good Success!You fist him straight in the jaw, knocking this wolf out. You strain to put him on your back, and you make your way back to Stockholm, where hopefully your army is doing well...Switching POV to Hans, and the Battle of Stockholm...
>>212752>>212754I dare not roll. These rolls are AMAZING.
>>212760dont fucking jinx it goddamnit
>>212771Was pointing out I wouldn't roll for that action in case OP was waiting for more rolls.
You are Hans. Friend of Dragon-Emperor Renoxiezius I, and currently the general of Stockholm.Right now, you are screwed, to put it kindly. After Renoxiezius left, you tried to hold the city. Then the rebels apparently came from the sewers, and flanked you. You were forced to withdraw, without losing any men, though you were forced to leave the tanks and artillery behind in your retreat to the Imperial Palace, where currently a horde of communist revolutionaries are preparing to charge.In your flight, the rebels seemed prepared, traps laid out, and ambushes. Many men are lost throughout the city.Current NumbersInfantry: 6000x InfantryMillita: 15,000x MillitaDraconic First Regiment: 75x SoldiersEnemy Numbers25,000x Enemy Infantry5x Howitzers???Actions>Give a heroic speech before the battle begins. (Bravery)>Order your men to man the trenches in front of the Palace. There will be no retreat this day. (Tactics)>Order a counter-charge, maybe their artillery will hit their own men on accident. (Melee)>Write-InAdditionally...>Serve in the trenches, every man is needed.>You will led from afar this day.
>>212780I know but you said the rolls are amazing and by the way these threads are going its asking for 5 consecutive ones lol
>>212789>Give a heroic speech before the battle begins. (Bravery)>You will led from afar this day.
>>212789>Give a heroic speech before the battle begins. (Bravery)FRREEEEDOOOM>Serve in the trenches, every man is needed.
>>212789>Order your men to man the trenches>You will lead from afar
>>212789>>Order your men to man the trenches in front of the Palace. There will be no retreat this day. (Tactics)>You will led from afar this day.
Roll me a 1d20+4 for bravery.
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>212810
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>212810For the Emperor!
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>212810
Rolled 12, 18 + 3 = 33 (2d20 + 3)>>21281617+4=21Great Success!You order your men into the trenches, and prepare to give a speech.You stand behind them, as the crowd of communists on the other side of the bridge look towards you."Men, on this day, the fate of the Empire will be decided. Many of you have lost friends to these communists bastards. More of you have lost far more then that, being family or loved ones. Today, is the day the Holy Empire will show it's strength to the world! No matter what men, the glorious army of Sweden will hold the line, or die trying! Let none of them live this day!"As soon as you finish, a barrage of howitzer fire hits the ground around you, near the trenches, all over. You fall back to the safety of the palace, to avoid being hit by shrapnel.The communist charge is met by your soldiers, who open fire.Roll me a 1d20+2 for your soldiers.Additionally, for your Draconic Regiment...>Counter-charge the enemy! FOR THE EMPEROR!>Protect Hans, in case the communists get past the line.>Serve in the trenches, you will inspire them men with your performance!
>>212837>Counter charge the enemy! FOR THE EMPEROR!
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>212837>Counter-charge the enemy! FOR THE EMPEROR!
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>212837>Counter-charge the enemy! FOR THE EMPEROR!
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>212837>Counter-charge the enemy! FOR THE EMPEROR!These communists will know fear
No more rolls please
>>212855I'm pretty sure he's only taking best of 3 now.
The Draconic First regiment jumps out of the trench line, and begins to charge the communists. Your soldiers are holding up admirably against the heavy howitzer fire, but the communist charge is now half way across the bridge, nearly in the Draconic Regiment's range.They fire the first volley of grenades...Roll me a 1d20+4 for the Grenade Volley.
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>212876
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>212876
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>212876
>>212882>i forgot the modifier.It was all for naught.
>>212874Well, unless it's a critical. Those take precedence. Though I think it's not worth fishing after a 20 when you risk getting a 1.>>212882Nice!
>>212887I'm pretty sure it still counts. It has before.
>>21288218+4=22Great Success!The volley of grenades sends shrapnel, blood, guts, and gore all throughout their lines. Their proud hammer and sickle is incinerated by a well-placed grenade, and the charge takes heavy losses, but continues charging over their comrades.Actions>Counter charge them! (+2 from Doctrine, Melee)>Remain in the trench and begin firing at the communists. (Ranged)>Write-InAdditionally for the Draconic Regiement>Fall back, you've done your damage.>CHARGE!>Write-InEnemy UnitsHowitzer 5xInfantry: 23,920x
>>212900Let Hans consider this "What would Renoxiezius do?" and then:>Counter charge them! (+2 from Doctrine, Melee)>CHARGE!
>>212900>Counter charge them! (+2 from Doctrine, Melee)>CHARGE! while having the ice aura active until the rest of our army is in its range.
>>212918this but let him yell a warcry in the charge... something like "For God! For Renoxiezius! For Sweeeeeden!" or some heroic shit
Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)Alright, roll me a 2d20+2 for your charge.
Rolled 3, 17 + 2 = 22 (2d20 + 2)>>212936
Rolled 14, 5 = 19 (2d20)>>212936
Alright, ending rolling in 5 minutes, or you guys get to select what you fail at.
Rolled 14, 13 + 2 = 29 (2d20 + 2)>>212936
Rolled 2, 3 + 2 = 7 (2d20 + 2)>>212936
Rolled 6, 17 + 3 = 26 (2d20 + 3)>>21296414+2=16Close Success!13+6=19Success!You order your men to charge, howitizer shells landing into the trenches and into the ground, the men charge according to your orders, narrowly avoiding a sudden barrage of artillery and begin to close into melee.The Draconic Regiment, begins their combat against the communist and start beating them with their Percussion Mauls, sending giblets al over, bodies over the bridge, and generally chaos emerges from the Communists.Rolling for Communist's attacks
The communist forces close into melee, getting lucky with well-placed grenades and sacrifices, and are gradually overcoming your Draconic regiment, but the enemy howitzers are dealing nearly no damage so far. That's when you see Renoxiezius, flying from afar.Switch POV?>Remain with Hans?>Switch to Renoxiezius?
>>212994>Switch to Renoxiezius
>>212994>Switch to RenoxieziusIt's time to RIP AND TEAR!
>>212994>Switch to Renoxiezius?
You are now Renoxiezius. And you are not pleased.It may have to do with the fact that some fucking communists attempted to take over this morning.It may have to do with that asshole draped over your back, who you decided to spare because frankly, you just want to use him for science.And it most certainly has to do with the fact that communists are involved in it somehow.Flying in from the sun's glare, you take the godless communists by surprise.Actions>Freeze their infantry on the bridge, it'll make it significantly easier for your men. (Agility)>Crush the howitzers first, can't let them continue firing.>Destroy the infantry beneath your claws. Let them see how your stomach feels.>Write-In
>>213026>Crush the howitzers first, can't let them continue firing
>>213026>Crush the howitzers first, can't let them continue firing.We are big, so we take out big things.
>>213026>Crush the howitzers first, can't let them continue firing.
You come crashing down from the heavens, instantly crushing the traitorous howitzer crews, with them disabled, your allies continue their charge uninterrupted, and begin to push the communists back.Actions>Flank the communists from behind, and force them to surrender. (Tactics)>Let loose a mighty roar, the communists will know they are doomed now. (Intimidate)>Crash through a building and strike the middle of their line! (Body)>Write-In
>>213053>Flank the communists from behind and force them to surrender
>>213053>>Flank the communists from behind, and force them to surrender. (Tactics)
>>213053>Let loose a mighty roar, the communists will know they are doomed now. (Intimidate)
>>213053>Flank the communists from behind, and force them to surrender. (Tactics)Let's eat a few while we're at it.
Roll me a 1d20+3 for this
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>213069
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>213069DICE
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>213069
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>213069
>>213077>my roll comes late>it still matters because it's a 20HELL YEAH!
>>21307720+3You stealthily flank from behind, and "stealithly" start eating their members. Somehow, distracted by the chaos of combat, they don't notice you literally eating their cormades behind them. When the look behind, they are terrified to see you. A few of them have heart-attacks and drop dead. Even more start begging for mercy. The ones stuck in melee jump off the bridge into the icy waters, testing their luck there.Actions>Take the survivors as... Slaves. Yes.>Kill the survivors.>Use the survivors for science later...>Write-In
>>213099>Use the survivors for science later...Time for some more nazi science
>>213099>>Take the survivors as... Slaves. Yes.Slaves or food, or maybe slaves and food.
>>213099>Kill the survivors.
>>213099>>Use the survivors for science later...
>>213099>Use the survivors for science later...
>>213099set the survivors to work as slaves to build industry
You decide to use them for... Science later.Once you transform back into human form, you start celebrating and cheering with your soldiers, and you congratulate Hans on defending the city. The wolf-man you've transported to the city is brought to your lair, barely fitting in.Overseeing this, and exhausted from today's events, one of your concubines approach you."My lord, what a dashing display on the field of battle..." Vilida says."Thank you, but right now I must be getting to sleep.""How would you like some company for tonight, lord?"Actions>Accept, it's just one of your concubines finally catching on to their job.>Decline, you probably won't take advantage of it anyways.
>>213128>Decline, you probably won't take advantage of it anyways.
>>213128>>Accept, it's just one of your concubines finally catching on to their job.
>>213128>Accept,it's just one of your concubines finally catching on to their job
>>213128>>Decline, you probably won't take advantage of it anyways.
>>213128>>Accept, it's just one of your concubines finally catching on to their job.>>/qst/1108705
Btw. I'm only seeing two of our three concubines on the character sheet. What happened to the third one?
Whelp, accept wins."Sure, but I have much on my mind. No talking. No interruptions. No squeaking. Nothing like that, alright?""As you wish."For the rest of the night, you rest with Vilida laying next to you. There is very little to say, rather then she's probably more comfortable here then on the floor.Mutation Point Unlocked!>Upgrade Mutation/Ability>Stable Mutation>Unstable Mutation>Extreme Mutation>Attribute Point
Unstable Mutation wins!Roll me a 1d100 for mutation!>>213145Fug, I didn't put Karolina down, sorry.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>213167
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>213167
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>213167
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>213167Large was moved to Extremely Unstable right?
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>213167
24 34 6 average is 21.3Mutation: BurrowerYou can now burrow underground, which conceals you from most enemies and allows for ambushes.I'll see you later tomorrow guys, I'm dead-tired today after work.
>>213199Shiet, with both this and Waterbreathing, we're the perfect ambusher.
What do Half-Dragon and Dragonblooded look like exactly? Is Half-Dragon snouted, or is their face still human-like?Is Dragonblooded mostly human-looking? What sort of dragon-like features can be seen on a Dragonblooded?Or am I way off? Sorry if this was explained before, maybe I wasn't paying attention.
>>213808(posting from mobile)Half-Dragon is essentially a humanoid dragon, much taller then your average human, and extremely bulky and strong compared to a human. They are also snouted.Dragonblood have some traits which may appear strange, such as strange pupils (reddish orbs, slit pupils, etc.), slight claws on the tips of the fingers, and slight scales in places such as the chest, thigh, and back. Basically, unless it's a straight-up search, people will just think they're weird. Plus, they tend to be more muscular and whatnot.I did explain this a little better in the first quest, but it's fine to ask mang.
>>214008Speaking of the forms, when you update the sheet next time, you might want to update the section on transformation since it's upgraded and the sheet doesn't seem to reflect that yet.
>>214453You got it.Also to anyone lurking this thread, sorry there wasn't much visual descriptions in this, I was writing this slightly drunk and quite stressed.Thanks to fucking BREXIT my boss wants me to pull double-time in economical estimates in UK.
>>215101Don't worry about it, it doesn't have to be perfect to be fun. When do you think you'll have time to continue?