>Oh shit nigga' what's this?Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.>How do this work?I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.>How do you do such cool things OP?It's all thanks to you guys.>Why'd you change your name?Because everyone was calling me Moonrunes anyways. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20QuestStats: https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wtDiscord: https://discord.gg/Z4zuRTb>Remember to vote on the threads. Everything looks better in purple. Or gold. Whatever.
>>2053633Best girl :^)
>>2053643You're welcome for that
>>2053643I both hate and love that that's a thing now.... I kind of want Hiki/madara weird sexual attraction mid fight by shippuden, it'd be hilarious
Now then, some important information for those who don't feel like rereading all of the shit that went down last time.>Taka and Hanabi are gonna' help ol' Lee out so he can use Chakra>Susumu, Inoichi, and Tsume are busy messing with Kiba so they can test out a VR world Genjutsu>Hiki wanted to hold fingers with Gaara, but his dad said no. Also Tesshin is teaching him some moves from OG Dragon Ball. Four Witches Technique.>Sinchu is being Ramen bros with Nart, helping train him and surprisingly Karin, while at the same time guarding him from the possible incoming Akatsuki.So then....>It's the very next day, day 2 of the month long wait till the next part of the Chunin Exams....>How is Taka helping Lee out?
>>2053666>Helping him realign his chakra linesI'd say do it by having him use up all his chakra, then try to have him readjust his lines before the "well" of chakra comes back
>>2053666Let's take Lee to some Medical Ninja and see what they can make of it. Maybe even the Third, this seems like something he'd be concerned about.
>>2053666>Rapid, Nonstop, Dickpunches
>>2053666He's trying figure out the chakra lines problem with the help of some medininsNice trips Satan
>>2053696I do it all for you Chaos.
>>2053354>not posting the superior versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FItsoBADVIA
>>2053682>>2053696Hey guess what, this wins yo.Alright then.....Rolling for Medic-Nin.Ya'll give me some 1d100's DC 70, hope you guys luck out. Maybe someone cool will be there as well.
Rolled 35, 98, 21, 41, 76 = 271 (5d100)>>2053722Shit, forgot the dice.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>2053722>someone coolThat kid with a backwards cap and skateboard?
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>2053722I DONT NEED NO LUCKY LUCK.WITNESS ME!
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>2053722
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>2053722
>>2053727>>2053730Dice gods dont want Lee to have cakra.This is truth
>>2053741still got one last roll though
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>2053722
>>2053742>>2053743GG no lee
>>2053741>Dice gods dont want Lee to have cakra.They're afraid he'll be too OP. They don't want him to kick Madara's ass right as she shows up.Lee x Madara OTP
>>2053725>>2053726>>2053727>>2053730>>2053743Awww, I guess you guys don't like Lee enough. Shame. You should've posted pictures of YOUTH. Oh well, good news is the Medi-Nin who WAS there is helpful. Writing.
At least we're just getting the bad rolls out of the way at the start. right?
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>2053772Fugg
>>2053780dear god, and some anons still say tg/qst dice are a meme, pssst
Rolled 11 (1d100)You guys aren't youthfull enough, watch this.
Rolled 59, 63, 91, 30, 77, 34, 90, 12, 9, 79 = 544 (10d100)>>2053821I bet $10 paypal I show off my youth
>>2053830Well... it's slightly above average?
>You're Taka>You're a good boyRight now you, Hanabi, and Tenten are all on edge. Just a few feet away from you, stripped down to his underwear is Lee.Stop that.Stop that right now.You had decided to bring him to the hospital to have him looked over by a professional. While you understand the basic nature of why he's having issues with his Chakra, you still feel it safe to get a verified, professional opinion.And there's nothing more professional than a person with a stethoscope. "...you know you didn't have to take off the jumpsuit, right?" The doctor says, pressing his hand against Lee's back, Chakra visible on his palm."I did not wish for there to be any interference in your examination! In fact, perhaps these underwear are-""Please don't." The doctor says, face impassive. Beside you Tenten and Hanabi blush, covering their eyes slightly. To be honest this doesn't bother you that much, your siblings are Hiki and Suzu after all. They'd probably run around naked if they could. "Between the flu shots this month and Guy's daily physical I see enough naked asses to last me a life time.""So doctor, have you been able to verify what we told you?" You ask, leaning forward a little more. The anticipation is killing you!Finally the doctor sighs, leaning back in his chair. "Yeah, looks like it's just what you described. His Chakra Network's messed up. Connected right up to his heart as the central point." He pauses, reaching into his jacket pocket and pulling out a pack of smokes before lighting one up. Is that safe? Isn't there, like, gasses and stuff in hospitals? "Look, I can tell that if I tell you kids there's no chance of actually fixing this, you're just gonna' tell me to believe in the power of youth or friendship.""Well-""And I also know that, no matter what, you're gonna' go and hunt down some ancient, probably forbidden texts about Chakra restoration." The doctor pauses, taking a drag off his cigarette before reaching behind him and pulling out a large, thick binder filled with papers. "So here, it's all the notes, texts, and even the post-it notes of every bit of Chakra channel fixin' we've done for the past thirty years. Good luck." He stands up, and heads out of the room before stopping and turning around, pointing directly at you. "And you, start focusing on your own Chakra Control as well. Now that you ain't dying anymore you need to get that shit under control." He gives you a small thumbs up before leaving.Strange."So! What does the binder hold Taka!" Lee says, walking over, still in his underwear, and looking at you with eyes filled with hope."Can you please put some clothes on first?" Tenten asks, apparently getting tired of seeing Lee's butt. Strange, she was looking at it occasionally when you trained with them and on the way here.>What do hommies?"
>>2053844Well, better show him the notes and some such. Read them over with him and 10/10
>>2053844>Get to reading, figure out how to fix Lee with those notesTaka's intelligence and seal knowledge will shine this day
>>2053844> Use your child genius powers to speedread the entire contents of the binder
>>2053844Taka's 4 Int should come in handy reading here.
>>2053844TIME FOR RESEARCH!
>>2053844Alright, here we go.
Hahaha.Time for Taka's own brand of Autism!I'm really sorry to anyone with Autism if this is offense.1d100!DC 55.Crit is 90 and up.
>>2053844We READ NIGGAREAD
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>2053867
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>2053867Rolling...
>>2053844Study hard, use that boy genius to prove the cynics at the Konoha health department wrong!
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>2053867>10% chance to critIt's d20s all over again!
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>2053867WITNESS ME MOONWITNESS THIS CRIT!
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>2053867>YOUTH.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>2053867READ DAMN YOU READ!
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>2053867For youth!
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>2053867YOUTH READING
>>2053878at least we passed this time, but god damn this dice today
>>2053881i blame this guy for taking the 90's>>2053830
>>2053870>>2053878>>2053881>>2053882Well ya'll tried. At least you passed the DC.That Crit though would've helped Lee deal with that cancer growing in his butt.Oh well writing.
Rolled 42, 91, 98, 80, 49, 32, 72, 61, 29, 46 = 600 (10d100)>>2053892It's not my fault you guys can't roll good.
>>2053897god damn it, stop wasting the good rolls!
>>2053893Lee's just going to have to deal with that butt cancer when he's older.
>>2053897FUCKING STOP IT YOU WHORE
Rolled 35, 55, 61, 18, 16, 21, 77, 79, 11, 23 = 396 (10d100)>>2053905>>2053909Make me.
>>2053906>Implying Lee's youthful prostate won't obliterate the cancer first.
>>2053913DAMN YOU MEGUMIN!!!!
>>2053914Turns out, the more gates you open, the quicker it burns away cancer.
>>2053913Not a very explosive roll. Your first couple were way better.
Rolled 14, 91, 1, 35, 98, 24, 35, 3, 22, 28 = 351 (10d100)>>2053940Watch this.
>>2053948Ah much better
https://youtu.be/K3d_k_21QPg"Everybody stand back," You say, slowly undoing the strap on the binder. You can feel the air around you getting colder, just like when Suzu is angry, but it's also got a bit of a chipper, whimsical feeling to it. A small lie to hide the true horror hiding within. "When I get started, I can't stop.""...Taka?" Hanabi asks, looking worried. The poor girl, you didn't want her to see this side of you yet. You've shown her a happy, strong face, one full of hope and cheer. You've yet to show her...THE FACE OF A SCHOLAR!"Tetsu Style: Iron Speed Reading!" You shout, opening the binder and letting all of pages fly out into the air. Your eyes dance, trailing across words and notes and every single line of chicken scratch they come across. You hear Tenten scream, and Lee hopelessly tries to fend off a sheet of medical reports before they overcome him and push him to the ground. The only reason Hanabi is safe is because she's ducked underneath a gurney. Good girl. "Show me what I seek papers!" You shout, the pupils of your eyes getting smaller as they hone in on every, little, detail. "YOU CAN'T HIDE THE TRUTH FRO-oh." You smile, the room returning to normal as you snatch up a couple papers before quickly putting the rest back in the binder, as if nothing happened. "Found something good guys.""...is it safe to come out?" Hanabi asks, poking her head out. Lee sits up on the floor, a small paper cut on his cheek. Tenten looks frazzled, must've been the post-it notes that attacked her. "Sure is, sorry about that, when I get serious about reading...something just comes out." You smile, which seems to freak them out even more. "But anyways, turns out there's been one other case, just like Lee's, that had a slight breakthrough years ago.""Really!?" Lee ask, jumping up in excitement. "What happened? Did they manage to fix this person's accursed Chakra and he became an honorable, respectable shinobi filled with youth?""Yeah...for about a week. Then he died." You say, reading over the paper. Lee droops his head. Aww. "Yeah, looks like the procedure requires constant supervision for...wow. It says it requires constant supervision for a whole three weeks. Gently working the nodes of the Chakra network until the desired flow is achieved.""So, we've got to what, poke Lee for the next three weeks?" Tenten asks, handing Lee his green jumpsuit."That, and he's got to force the Chakra out as well." You stand up, Hanabi standing right beside you. You walk up to Lee, looking over the paper as you do before pointing right at his heart. "Hanabi, I need you give a sharp, concentrated strike right to his heart, at the same time I'll Tekkotsu my fingers and hit him in the two Chakra nodes required. Ready?"
Rolled 74, 7, 49, 74, 89 = 293 (5d100)>>2053962"Y-yes!" She shouts, tiny fists clenched as she walks up and prepares herself.>It's go time.>Combined DC time. >In this, we take Hanabi's highest roll and combine it with your highest.>You need to beat a DC of 120.>Good luck.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>2053964geez Hanabi, way to carry the team
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>2053964Let's hope Hanabi can carry us with that 89.
>>2053973>>2053975Uh yeah, Hanabi's carrying you guys, right.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>2053964
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>2053964
Need taht last roll.
>>2053992I'm pretty sure people are afraid to considering
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>2053964Rolling...
Rolled 91, 93, 9, 36, 62 = 291 (5d100)Very nice guys!Now then....Let's see how Lee does. He only needs to beat a DC of 75.After this writing.
>>2053976power of love and autism, amirite?
>>2054001>Rolled 91, 93
>>2054001Good thing we had Hanabi carry the team.
>>2054001Now this, this is Youth
Well guess Taka has a great future as a medic-nin.
>>2054023Taka AND Hanabi.They will be the best duo the world have ever seen. Fucking with nodes and shiet
>>2054030>Hanabi in a nurse outfitI'm okay with this.
>Good job anons.>And me>But mostly you guys."Okay Hanabi, just like we practiced." You say, readying yourself. Hanabi nods frantically, her face a huge shade of red as the two of you begin. "Hyuga Tetsu Style: Triple Finger Poke of Hope!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykBXhPs0VIwHanabi's hand strikes out, the tip of her finger hitting directly over Lee's heart, right where she needs to be. You can actually see the Chakra shock wave that goes through Lee's body as she does, but instead of being in awe you focus in on your part. With two iron fingers you jab Lee right in the sides, earning a laugh from the spandexed boy as a ripple effect appears over him. His Chakra network seems to shimmer and shake for a moment before finally settling down, a faint green hue still shining off of him. "...I think we did it." You say, smiling as you offer Hanabi a high five, only for her to look unsure and just tap your palm with her finger. Cute. "Lee," You say, gaining your friends attention. "How do you feel?"Lee flexes his hands a bit, twisting and turning his body before smiling. "I feel...invigorated! As if this whole time I was secretly tired, but unaware of it!" He looks so happy, and you can't blame him. A short while ago you weren't sure you were ever going to be more than a burden to your family, but now you have the chance to become a proper shinobi, someone who can help both Clan and Village. The way Lee feels...you understand it. "Um," Lee stammers, looking unsure. "Do you think...it'd be fine if I tried to perform a Jutsu then?"You nod. "Sure, that's what the papers I read talked about anyways. We've got to let that Chakra start coming out, or else...well let's just see what happens."Lee nods, taking a few steps back before bringing his hands up. "Clone Jutsu!" Lee shouts, and there's that awful, terrible second where nothing happens, and you worry that you all messed up....But then.POOF!A puff of smoke appears beside Lee, and when it clear there's a perfectly good copy of him standing right there!...only it's two feet tall and very, very chibi like. "Huh." You say, bending down to look at Chibi Lee, the little fella' staring right back up at you before giving you a thumbs up. "Well, it's not a normal Clone, but that's still a Clone all the same." You look up, then blink in surprise as you see tears start coming down Lee's cheeks as a huge smile appears on his face."I...I'm..." He falls to his knees, crying and laughing at the same time. His Chibi Clone walks up, patting him on the back and-...wait.You reach forward, your hand coming into contact with the Clones hair and your eyes widening in the process. "Oh wow."
>>2054078"What is it?" Tenten asks. You look to wards Hanabi, who's already activated her Byakugan, and nods to you. "Can someone tell me what's going on?""Lee didn't make a normal Clone," You say, reaching out and bumping fists with the Clone. "He made a Shadow Clone.""WHAT?!" Tenten shouts, scaring the Chibi Lee so much that he disappears in a puff of smoke. "Hold on, that's like, that's a really freaking high level Jutsu though!" She scratches her head, obviously trying to wrap her mind around this. "How...how did Lee manage to do that, on accident of all things?"You look down to Lee, who's sitting up and wiping the tears off of his face. Hmmm. "Lee, show me the Hand Seals you used again." He does so, showing off the Tiger and then the Horse seal. No...it's a slight modification, but you notice this is exactly how Naruto does his seals when he summons his Shadow Clones. "How'd you learn to do this?" You ask him, curious.Lee sniffles. Awww. "Guy Sensei's favorite Hokage is the 2nd. He's got loads and loads of books and picture about Tobirama in his room." Lee blushes, poking his index fingers against one another. "Sometimes, I like to sneak in and read them. A lot of them mention the Shadow Clone technique, and I figured...if I can't do regular clones, maybe I can do those.""So you...you learned a high ranking Jutsu, just by reading some history books?" Tenten asks, with Lee nodding. "...yeah that figures.""So now what?" Lee asks, looking up at you. "I could summon a Clone, but he wasn't, well, exactly right. THOUGH I STILL LOVED HIM ALL THE SAME!"You scratch your chin, thinking.>Well, what next?
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>2054001
>>2054081We hold him for observation make sure that his chakra adjusts well and let him practice more clones because think aout it if we let him use something that divides his chakra into different portions we can slowly work with the small amount in his body
>>2054081Let's teach him a close ranged jutsu. That way he can be sneaky with it. They'll think he'll punch them, then he'll hit them with a water sword or some shit.
>>2054081Figure out his nature, unless we did that him already I can't remember, have him practice standard jutsus from the academy plus the shadow clone jutsu as a secret weapon
>>2054104This, now place your bets on what it is everyone. I'm guessing that Lee's nature is earth
>>2054114Fuck it, I'll go for the long odds and say wood
>>2054114Nah, it's gotta be fire. Since he's burning with YOUTH.
>>2054104>>2054105>>2054114Right on.>1.Fire>2.Earth>3.Wind>4.Water>5.Lightning>6.Rollers Choice.1d6, taking Fourth roll.Good luck.
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>2054122Dual Nature!
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>2054122Rolling...
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>2054122Come on, WOOD!
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>2054122
>>2054132Alright, which Chakra Nature does Lee have?
>>2054132I'll let you guys vote for it, you are welcome.
>>2054133Oh god dammit THIS guy went first >>2054132
>>2054136hmm, fuck it then>>2054139>Fireto symbolize Lee's FLAMING PASSION OF YOUTHalso cause flame fists/aura would be neat
>>2054136Scorch release. For full BURNING YOUTH.If I can't pick that, fire.
>>2054147Hmmm, we could work with this.Lee is a special boy after all.Okay then, writing.
>>2054154Sweeeet. I was going to go with Explosion, but people with fire and wind nature are a lot more common than lightning and earth nature.
>>2054170In Konoha, that is.
>>2054154And thus the Lee clan began
You reach into your pocket and pull out one of the Chakra papers you just so happen to keep on you at all times....yeah. "Well, since we've proven that you can use Jutsu's now, let's say we find out what your Chakra Nature is!"Lee smiles, bouncing up and down in place as he kneels down in front of you. You hand him the paper, and watch as he focuses his Chakra into it. Almost immediately it starts to burn, showing that he's a-wait... You watch closely as the paper burns, but it's burning from the middle of the paper, instead of the outer edges like a normal Fire Nature would. Even from here you can feel the heat coming off of this thing, and watch as the paper seems to dry up quickly, before the flame in the middle is snuffed out, leaving a burnt, scorched hole in the middle. "Well, that's strange." You say, scratching your head.Lee blinks in surprise. "What, what does that mean? Am I broken?!""Maybe it's like a new type of Release," Hanabi offers, trying to calm Lee down. "Like, uh, it represents....""YOUTH!" Tenten shots, causing all of you to fall over in agony as you cover your ears. "It's a Youth Release!" She looks like she's excited, like she's just come across something exciting. She grabs Lee by the shoulders, shaking him. "Lee! What's Guy Sensei always going on about, about the blazing power of Youth!?"Lee blinks, then smiles excitedly as he begins to have sparkles in his eyes. "Eeeeeee!" He and Tenten hug each other, laughing loudly as they grin at Lee's fortune. You feel a tug on your sleeve, looking down to see Hanabi. "Bread?"You grin, and nod your head. "Bread.">Hey cool, what's Sinchu doi->Oh god why is Sinchu in charge of children?
>>2054197He should totally teach them the finer points of Beetle Gambling.
>>2054197Sinchu is a responsible adult that don't need no woman.Let's teach these future killer- productive members of society sneaky ANBU shit. That we know because we're a Jounin. Yeah.
>>2054197> Sinchu is air-juggling Naruto and a furious Karin. Uh, in order to build up their physical fortitude. Yeah, that's why he's comboing children...
>>2054197teach these fine little fuckers some kick ass jutsu.and because its sinchu its gotta be an ANBU assasination jutsu because thats good for kids.
>>2054197Keep Sinchu away from the alcohol and women and he's probably a good teacher.make them spar with eachother or something
>>2054197I'll switch to this >>2054220 with a side of >>2054204 to "help build their memory."
Rolled 41, 78, 25, 2, 73, 70, 46, 9, 63, 28 = 435 (10d100)>>2054227>>2054220>>2054204Alright, cool.Which Anbu-but-it's-not-Anbu Jutsu does he want to teach them.Also rolling to see how good of a Beetle either of them manage to find. First Five are Naruto, Last five are Karin.
>>2054235Meh, neither can hold a candle to Horn Driller.
>>2054235What about that Temporary Paralysis one? That could be useful.
>>2054240I hope he's in a better place. Or at least finds his way back to us in a heartfelt summer comedy.
>>2054247>This summer...>in a romatic comedy for the ages>A homicidal deviant animal>And a bettle>Find true love with each other, and themselves, in...>The Horny Driller
>>2054253>Staring Rob Schneider!
Rolled 75, 62, 5, 9, 60, 15, 2, 96, 19, 46 = 389 (10d100)Kinda got slow here didn't it?....Are you guys watching the latest South Park?Anyways rolling for how well Nart and Karin are doing with this Temporary Paralysis Jutsu.
>>2054266I mean, not bad, but Karin obviously picked this up better than Nart
>>2054266Yeah, everyone just died. Maybe Horn Driller x Sinchu was too much for their vanilla hearts. Or they're looking up jutsu. I only barely remembered Temporary Paralysis.
>>2054253Bug pussy is in the theater and spoils the twist ending
>>2054266Poking my head in here while I do other things, continue continue, this is last day off and I'm squeezing everything outta it.
>You're Sinchu>Pray for these children"Horn Driller, shows these punks what it means to be top of the food chain." You cross your arms, grinning down at the make shit battle arena you had Naruto and Karin construct, and watch as your prized Beetle slowly stalks to wards the other two, who cower in fear on the other side. It was real simple, you told them to go find some Beetles. They practically jumped for joy, such easy training they thought. Then you summoned up some fifty pound weights on them. The way they flipped you off as they ran into the forest, it actually made you proud.Now you were all kneeling in a weird ass circle, watching the battle start below. Looking across, you can tell the two of them are worn out and tired as shit, which seems to be the best time to enact part 2 of your training. "Alright, here's the most important part of this training-""What training?! All you've had us do is run around hunting bugs with these stupid weights on!" You frown. You reach over and flick Naruto on the nose, causing the boy to shout out. "What the hell!?""Never interrupt your Sensei." You say, pulling out a paper fan and fanning yourself off as you grin. Karin slowly raises her hand, so you point to her. "Yes, well mannered girl whose name I can't remember.""...it's Karin." She frowns. "Anyways, Sense, is there a reason we're doing this?""I'm glad you asked Karin," You say, grinning like a fucker at Naruto. "Basically the hunting for bugs part was to raise your Stamina up, and your endurance....yeah those two things. It was also to see how well you acted in making decisions while under pressure." You look down at their beetles, tsking. "Which isn't that good. I bet you guys took the first beetles you saw."They both nod. Hah. Fucking knew it. You watch as Horn Driller stops in the middle of the arena, turning to look back at you for a moment. You nod, he nods back, and then he walks over and raises one of his legs, slapping Naruto's beetle before doing the same to Karin's."Welp, looks like Horn Driller just made your beetles his bitch. Better stop him before he mounts them both and creates an unstoppable army of freaky strong beetles.""...I'm pretty sure they're all male." Karin says, adjusting her glasses. You flick her nose. "OW!" She goes to throw a punch, but you block it with your fan before flicking her nose again. "OW! DAMMIT STOP THAT!" Naruto giggles, earning a rough punch to his shoulder from Karin."Ya'll gotta' shut up and let me finish. Now, all of those things I said could happen, but they won't if you can stop Horn Driller in his tracks." You quickly do a series of Hand Seals, making sure to slow down enough for their tiny Genin brains to handle. "Do those seals then point at Horn Driller. If you do it right, he'll be paralyzed, and your beetles booties will be saved."
>>2054324You watch carefully as the both do exactly as you told them. Naruto tries it first, but manages to actually miss Horn Driller completely. The beetle just stares up at Naruto and shakes his head in disappointment. "Tough luck Naruto, maybe Karin will have a better...chance?" You look up, noticing Karin grinning at you. What the fuck is she-OH NO! The girl does the Jutsu, but instead of hitting Horn Driller she ends up hitting you instead. On purpose! You feel your body lock up, before you roll forward, crushing the arena and landing face first right next to Horn Driller. He looks at you with disdain, then shuffles on off with his two new bug fuck buddies. What a player."Okay, let's go get some of that ramen you've been talking about." You hear Karin say, as both she and Naruto stand up."Heh, you got it. Trust me, it's like, the best ramen in the world!" You hear them run off, leaving you paralyzed and alone by the river. The only thing you're thankful right now is that Jiraiya isn't here to see this."What are you doing?" You hear Jiraiya say.Fuck.>What do?
>>2054266Was busy with another discord, and taking a dump
>>2054235>anbu but not anbuHmmm, how about a chameleon style jutsu to go invisible. Non elemental, gives them a neat trick that isn't just directly attacking, gives them a more viable sneak attack option
>>2054326Break the jutsu since we're ANBU and she's a shitty genin. Punish her with endless air combos.
>>2054324I thought bug girl stole Horn driller or did we get another one at some point?
>>2054326Time to kidnap some children and take out our aggression on them, also train their endurance
>>2054326Break it, we're anbu and it was simple enough for two 12 year old to pick up in a minute
>>2054338He came back.
>>2054326once we've recovered go find them again, scream something about training not being over
>>2054349Horn Driller is a real fucking bro.
>>2054326> Break jutsu> "Meditation. Sometimes you just have to lay perfectly, agonizingly still in order to appreciate the majesty of the world."
Alright then, time to break this Jutsu like a boss.1d100Dc 65.Don't crit.Pleeeeeease don't Crit.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>2054357
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>2054357Rolling...
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>2054357What happens if we crit?
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>2054357I figured a jutsu cast by a genin would be lower than DC 65.
>>2054366It's a Jutsu used by the Anbu man.>>2054362You shit yourself.
>>2054366based anon.Karins clearly good at sealing
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>2054357
Good job, you didn't shit yourself.Writing.
>>2054372She DOES come from the clan of sealing specialists. So it's a given
>>2054369It's actually a D Rank jutsu that scales with how good the user is at using it.
>>2054382Honestly a 65 on a d5 system isn't all that hard, the dice just hate us today, but that's just expected of cursed tg dice
Aw come on. You frown, forcing the Jutsu to wear off because you're a goddamn Anbu mother fucker! You sit up, momentarily staying still before letting out a sigh of relief when you realize you didn't shit yourself....not that you've ever done that before. "Master Jiraiya I-" He holds up a palm, silencing you, then pointing two fingers off in the direction that Naruto and Karin went. "RIGHT!" You jump up, then dash off after the little fucks."When I catch up to them I'm gonna' drown the little shits." You mutter under your breath. It doesn't take you long till you're back in town, looking around frantically for your two precious students. "Gonna' fuckin' tear them a new-""Oh, hello Sinchu." You turn your head, your eyes widening as you come face to face with that motherfucker Ko! "You look...well not good. Is everything-""MOTHERFUCKER!" You shout, pointing a finger at Ko and gaining the attention of nearly everyone around you. Eh fuck them. "What, you come to cuck me out of my students too! Fuck you! You can't have them!""...cuck?" Ko tilts his head, confused. "And please watch your language around Lady Hinata, I won't tolerate such rudeness twice." He says, frowning at you.You blink, looking around for a bit before shrugging. "I don't see her anywhere."Ko looks around quickly, then screams in horror. "OH NO!" You see him activate the Byakugan, looking around frantically. "Ohnohnohno! Lady Hinata's been kidnapped!""Pfft," You say, laughing at Ko. "Dumbass, we're in the middle of the Chunin Exams, securities on high alert, ain't no way somebody went up and just snatched the girl that easily."Ko frowns at you, and you frown right back! "Lady Hinata is a precious individual and the heir to the Hyuga's Main Branch. All sorts of nasty individuals would risk everything to kidnap her.""Aww, you're worried about nothing. She probably ran off with Naruto for some ramen." Shit, now you want some ramen. But you don't want busty little girls. No, you like older women. Not a pedo."Hmph. That's not much better. Naruto isn't someone Hinata should be hanging around, and ramen's terrible for your body."OH FUCK! Did he just diss ramen?Oh and Naruto?!>WHAT DO?!
>>2054417>We're going to have a long, LONG talk about your shit food taste later, but I need to go beat the shit out of some 12 year olds.>I guess you can come along if you want, Habubu might try to stop me from beating the shit out of her crush.
>>2054417"Naruto is a cool little dude! And if you hate god's gift that is ramen, than Hinata needs to hang out with Lil' Nart and not your bitch ass!"
>>2054417>"Sigh, even with those eyes you can't see the greatness of ramen, and why there are swirls in every cracker? I pity you, Ko. You must be into that healthy muck that horses refuse."
>>2054417>slap him with your gloves and throw it into the groundThe fuck did you jus say about Ramen bro?oh and Naruto?
>>2054417Oh hell noYou can cuck my love lifeYou can look down on meBut you shit on ramen and the little broWe're ending this now, I'm getting my wards, grab yours and let's settle this on your training ground now, baldy!
>>2054427I MAY be retarded.>We're going to have a long, LONG talk about your shit food taste later, but I right now I need to go beat the shit out of some 12 year olds.
>>2054417He dun fucked up.Slap his shit.
>>2054449I am retarded.>We're going to have a long, LONG talk about your shit food taste later, but *right now* I need to go beat the shit out of some 12 year olds.
>>2054417I'll support this >>2054439And add in>"You know, for your eyesight you're blind as shit when it comes to food. And Naruto's a great guy! If Hinata wants to hang out with him let her eyenigger."
>>2054454his eyes are white, he's eyewigger.
>>2054427>>2054432>>2054439>>2054454>>2054448>>2054450>>2054451It looks like throwing down the gauntlet, or slapping him, wins.Gonna' throw in some of these lines though they are funny as fuck.Roll me 1d100DC 80 to slap. Because he's not expecting it.A 100 here would result in some funny shit. Crit Failing would...again be bad.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>2054461Rolling...
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>2054461Well this is going to end badly, no matter what.
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>2054461FUCK YOU
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>2054461
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>2054461
Rolled 39, 87, 78, 29, 54 = 287 (5d100)>>2054463>>2054464>>2054465>>2054467>>2054468...Okay you failed.But you still have a chance, Ko just has to suck at his rolls.
>>2054472>anons forget the wrath of tg diceYou all chose this. This is your fault.
>>2054472If paper doesn't work, use rock.
>>2054478....Do you wanna' escalate this to that guys?Cause if you do, you can roll again.DC would be 85 this time.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>2054482
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>2054482BLOOD AND THUNDER!!!
>>2054482No, there's too many tg dice tonight.
Wait, wouldn't scissors work better on the Byakugan?
>>2054484>>2054486I need a vote first
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>2054491Yes
>>2054491Ah, then no.
>>2054484>>2054486>>2054494Yes>>2054488>>2054489>>2054492>>2054496No wins.You bitch ass bitches.Hope you like gettin' slapped by a hand that fingered some bug puss.Writing!
>>2054501God damn Moon, who pissed in your ramen?
>>2054501Roll to tetsu the cheek
>>2054501Moon's on his period, I guess.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>2054472Yes
>>2054501Moon why are you being an asshole?
>>2054520shut up yo, it's funny that Ko has a sadistic streak around non-Hikis
>>2054520>>2054512>>2054510>>2054509Whatever do you mean?*blinkblink*
>>2054531If he slaps us after we iron our face, it'll hurt his hand
>>2054531A period is a point in the menstrual cycle characterized by increased irritation, aggression and discharge from the vagina.
>>2054530Is it really? Are you a filthy eyenigger apologist? Are you Hiashi?
>>2054539eyewigger, they don't even have pupils
"Oh you fuckin' bitch ass fool!" You swipe your hand out, intending to slap some sense into Ko, but it's quickly blocked by that stupid Gentle Fist bullshit, and then you're the one getting slapped. REALLY fucking hard too! "Ow! You asshole!""Me? You're the one who just tried to strike me." Ko shouts, getting angry now. "What is your problem anyways?""My problem is that you fuckin' just insulted the greatest food known to mankind, and you're a giant fucking tool." You say, rubbing your cheek. Motherfucker. "That and you got a giant hate boner for little Nart, when the kid ain't done shit!"Ko frowns. "I think we both know that's not entirely tru-""Oh fuck you!" You shout, not even caring about the crowd gathering around you at this point. "Who the fuck cares what he's got inside him, he's a cool little dude who just wants to fucking help the Village.""Because what he's got inside him could one day destroy the Village you moron!" Ko shouts back. "Lady Hinata doesn't need to be around something that could destroy the entire Village at the drop of a hat. He shouldn't have even been allowed to become a Genin!"You frown, clenching your fists tight as you glare at Ko, the pain in your cheek long forgotten by now. "You know goddamn well that ain't fair. Everything else got taken from him, everything, and the only fucking thing he has to look forward to anymore is maybe, just maybe, one day this stupid fucking Village will be able to see him as something other than a fucking monster.""You-" Ko stops, blinking in surprise and looking behind you. You turn, noticing Hinata, Karin, and...oh buddy."..." Naruto is just standing there between the two girls, hands in his pockets, frowning and looking down at the ground. "Lady Hinata," Ko walks forward, reaching his hand out for her. "I was worried sick about you. Come, we need to head home and-""N-no!" Hinata stutters, surprising Ko. "I...I wanna' stay and help Naruto, a-and Karin train." Hinata says, blushing. "Lady Hinata it's not safe to be around...it's just not safe." >What do here guys?>Kinda' started out funny but then I got angry at Ko myself and...well.
>>2054545>serious sinchu modeFine, let's settle thisYou vs. MeI win she gets to train with themYou win and we wont bother us the rest of the exam training period, including personally keeping naruto from hinata for the durationdeal?
>>2054558>bother us*bother you
>>2054545Supporting >>2054558Fuck Ko, he needs a lesson beaten into him for this shit. And I'm not letting any Ko apologist or eyenigger stop this
>>2054558Oh, also addIf ko wins then sinchu will bow and apologize for starting a fight, but if sinchu wins than ko has to apologize to naruto for his rudeness
>>2054545Just leave with them. What's he gonna do, try to force us to stop? He's probably not willing to essentially kidnap Hinata, and he'd be fighting a 4 v 1.Also, Moon, why did you made Ko a useless asshole? Insulting Naruto, jobbing to Scorpion and maybe cucking Sinchu is all he's done.
>>2054545Tell hinata she's more than welcome to join us, if Ko kicks off about it then we go with the fighting option
>>2054563Hey hey hey.He jobbed to Noob not Scorpion.Also, it's fun writing people who aren't super cool like Sinchu. You need assholes in stories man.
>antagonizing the tg dice even moreISHYGDDT
>>2054545>What do you mean it ain't safe? She might get a bit of wrongthink in her head about people not being dicks to other people? Screw you.
>>2054545Nah fuck this shit, if Ko wants to be a bitch then he can be a bitch take the trio and make your own genin team via training time.
>>2054563Actually, I'll support this
>>2054571Honestly I didn't think of him as an asshole at all till the moment he started talking shit about naruto. That legitimately pissed me off, now I honestly want to put him down a peg
>>2054571That's even worse. Noob's 10 times less cool than Scorpion.Ko's still useless though.
>>2054576>>2054574>>2054567>>2054563>>2054558>>2054561>>2054573Huh. Okay then, wow. Was sure you guys were gonna' try and like, throw down.....roll me 1d100DC 70
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>2054582
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>2054582
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>2054582
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>2054582Rolling...
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>2054582I tried, anons are being babies
>>2054584>>2054585>>2054587>>2054590>>2054595Good job guys.Writing.Then that's it for the night.
>>2054597Be sure that Sinchu tells the eyenigger how he's just a waste of time, energy and space>>2054595Why waste so much energy on the jobber?
You wanna' fuckin' deck this asshole so fucking bad right now. In fact, with his back turned to you, why don't you just-You look at Naruto once more, noticing the sad, angry look on his face....fuck it. "Hey, cool kids," You say, getting their attention. "Let's go do some illegal gambling while wearing heavy weights, what do ya' say?" You turn to Hinata, purposely ignoring Ko as you do. "And you're welcome to come along too, ya' know if you don't mind illegal gambling...should probably stop saying that out loud." You turn around, giving the stink eye to the gathering crowd until they scatter. Heh, yeah."...I, I would like that." Hinata says, walking past Ko. She stays close by Naruto, who looks up to you for a second before grinning and heading off.Fuck yeah, a bunch of 12 year olds like you....that's not sad or anything. "Later Ko." You say, flashing him a peace sign that turns into a middle finger.Ko frowns. "If you think I'm just-""Hey," You say, suddenly right in front of him, mere inches from his face. "I said we're going. So drop it." You stare at each other, the Hyuga actually looks like he plans on trying something, but backs out at the last second. Smart. This isn't Sinchu talking to him right now anyways. This is a motherfucking Anbu telling him to back off. You smile, walking away and leaving a defeated Ko....on second thought. "Hey Ko," You say, gaining his attention once again. "You know the one thing Hiki says about when we ask him about you?" He looks confused. "That you're never around." Drop the mic.>End>Hope ya'll had fun.>Any questions?>Next session tomorrow at...I don't know, same time?
>>2054623Cause he shit on little bro, and tetsu are all about loyalty. Plus he shit on ramen, who shits on ramen?!
>>2054628Oh shit, Sinchu's a savageWho's actually stronger point wise, sinchu or ko?
>>2054628So should Sinchu and Ko ever get into a straight up fight. Who'd have the edge?
>>2054628> "Hey Ko," You say, gaining his attention once again. "You know the one thing Hiki says about when we ask him about you?" He looks confused. "That you're never around." That's brutal......Thanks for running Moonrune...
>>2054637Pretty sure Ko never even go stats. I could be wrong.
>>2054630Hey man, I want to humilate the fucker. Should he try to fight? Let him try>>2054650Yeah he never got stats
>>2054653>>2054650That's why Im asking, how would he hold up against an anbu like sinchu?
>>2054628>"You know the one thing Hiki says about when we ask him about you?" He looks confused. "That you're never around."
>>2054628Assuming sinchu knows it, would he start making his golem samurai shell armor Beatle themed in honor of his bro horn driller?What does the clan think of how strong hiki has gotten over the past couple of months?Has tesshin been enjoying his time in hiki?
>>2054637>>2054638Sinchu. By like, a fucking large margin.You've seen what you're capable of when you're actually gunning to kill a fucker.>>2054675>Yes>Business as usual. Remember when he was three and snapped that day old baguette at the bakery?>He's been having fun but also wonders if Hiki is actually mentally ill or just a social retard.
>>2054628>"You know the one thing Hiki says about when we ask him about you?" He looks confused. "That you're never around."Getting his ass kicked would have hurt less than that massive burn. Hopefully this will be a turning point for Ko and he stops being Hiashi's bitch boy and starts being a fucking teacher.He could at least give Sasu and Kori some training for the month even though they aren't in the exams. It's not like they can go on missions, at least untill the exams are over. Plus it could help buff them up for the possible Konoha crush.
>>2054675>golem samurai shell armor Beatle themedIf only he wasn't gold.
>>2054697>None of the other kids got their partners to megafuck toei
>>2054691Agreed anon. Ko was a reeeeal fucker here but hopefully Sinchus sick burns will snap some sense into him.I still want Hiki and freinds to have a good relationship with there sensei.
>>2054697I'd say closer to this
>>2054726Blizzard called, they don't like you leaking Genji skins.>>2054733I guess that's fine. I still like Kabuterimon more though.
>>2054740Kabuterimon is the shit.Also quick question, do you think there's redemption for Ko? Fucker believes in the Will of Fire, so he can't be all bad.
>>2054767That'd be good for Man Beast Fusion between you and Horn Driller.
>>2054755He's just too good.Though I do remember there's a version of him that's more humanoid.If he actually does his job and drops the paranoid conspiracy theorist hate for a child, then sure. I mean, the Third took really good care of Naruto. Does Ko really think he knows better than the Third?
>>2054755Yeah if he starts actually believing in the Will of Fire and following it out rather than paying it lip service.
>>2054774Here it is. In a picture sized for beetles too.
>>2054688>Hiki is just socially retarded>You're not mentally ill if the other voices in your head isn't yours.>Tesshin just ignores the other voices in Hiki's head. The Tetsu clan's dark patron the Four-bound hand. >They've been there for the Tetsu clan since the beginning they've influenced the clan to do good and bad choices over the years.
>horn driller is backI'm so happy!
>>2054740>>2054755>>2054774What if there was a compromise then?This>>2054733 is sinchu's normal iron golem armor using the conventional family jutsuand this>>2054781 is sinchu's special jutsu he made himself, a stronger variation of the firstLike a second form or a mk. 2 How about for names for the techniques>>2054733>Tetsu style: Iron armored shell jutsu>>2054781>Tetsu style: Iron armored horn driller shell jutsu
>>2055247I'm pretty sure he's the guy that came up with it based on the Iron Tarkus jutsu, he can do what he wants with it. I just like the look of HerculesKabuterimon more than sorta beetle like samurai armor.
>>2055930That's actually me, I posted that at school
>>2056000You can't do that shit, man. Someone'll discover your power level. You need to keep it hidden.
>>2056007Wha- you know what, whateverEither way I like the idea of Sinchu figuring out how improve with a stronger more costly variation of the initial technique and naming it after his beetle, but if people don't want to I'm fine with that too.
>>2056055Posting from school is the Number 1 way for an autist to have his Power Level stolen. Everyone should practice good Power Level security.If it seemed like I was trying to take over your idea, I'm sorry. I was just giving my opinion.
>>2056106No dude it's perfectly fine. Frankly you' d have to be autistic as hell if you have a genuine problem with people having different opinions and ideas on this stuff. I'd actually prefer it if people gave their input on jutsu ideas cause it shows they at least like it enough to give an opinion, or dislike it enough to give their criticism.
>>2056127It's not you, I was looking back at my posts and I thought they were really poorly worded. I was afraid I was giving the wrong impression.
>>2056148Again, never got that impression and I actually enjoy talking jutsu ideas. So don't worry about it
Got a counter for Kakashi's Thousand Years of Death jutsu.
>>2056256You mean Thousand Years of Joy for our autist Hiki?
>>2056383It's only called that if a MILF does it.
>>2056405And I think Hiki wouldn't know Shining Dragon, but Sinchu defiantly would.
>Iron dust fog jutsu: the user spreads an iron dust fog through their mouth, spreading all around the battleground or directly at an enemy and acting as both a cover and a toxic inhalent and eye stingerI'm wondering if you could do this with sparks to heat up the iron dust/flakes coming out of sinchu's mouth to act as a pseudo-firebreath when he needs a direct cc attack------------->Pocket sand jutsu: summon weaker iron in the palm of the user's hand to crush in the user's grip into fine dust, and used on the spot, or kept in a special pocket for later, to throw at an enemies's eyes. Used mostly for desperation or not bother wasting chakra. Demonstrated by sinchu in questThought itd be cool for it to be a legitimate tetsu technique-------------->Tetsu style:ultimate anti-bully death grip of super special justice no jutsu>Created by the young and innocent 7 yr old tetsu, puts all of her energy into her ultimate technique, making her thumb and pointer finger into iron and giving bad guys an ultimate pincher pinch of dying death. Once used this on taka and made him tear up a little. Upon realizing the pain she had brought to someone she cared about, the young tetsu realized her hubris and promised herself to never again use this deadly technique on the innocent ever again, only when someone truly pushed the line of meanness and bullying I keep forgetting the name agreed upon for the 7 year old
Moony-dooby-doo, Where are you? We got some work to do now. Moony-dooby-doo, Where are you? We need some help from you now.
>>2057123Here lies Moon, killed in a tragic motorcycle trashing incident caused by his own father. F
Alright so, we'll be playing in like an hour, had some stuff to do today, sorry
>>2057296Moon's back from the dead it's a Christmas Miracle!
>>2057296Well i won't join this session, way to late for me. But i will read tomorrow.
Session starting in five.
>You are Hiki>And they too are Hiki>Hmmm"C'mon kid, keep up the pace." Tesshin chides you, watching you from your shoulder as you fight off five Iron Clones of yourself, using only the iron arms from the Iron Witches technique. It is...a learning experience."Oof." You take a solid punch to the face, knocking you backwards as two more of your clones rush in. You dodge at the last second, letting them collide with one another and then disappear in a puff of smoke. Well, that makes things easier.You stand back up, wiping your hand across your face and seeing blood. "Good hit." You say, readying for the next assault. The arms coming out of your shoulders are longer than last time, but they also lack any real firm muscle or density to them. Tesshin says it's because you're not focusing your Chakra enough, but...well you're trying."You know I've been meaning to ask you," Tesshin interrupts your thoughts, nearly distracting you enough that one of your clones tries to go for your throat. Brutal. "What's the deal with you and your team?"You blink, moving out of the way of a sharp, iron jab just in time. "What do you mean? There's nothing going on between me and the others, we're fine.""Yeaaaah, no." Tesshin pokes his head out, looking at you with one eye while you try to attack back with your iron hands. "Ya' don't really hang out with them, your Sensei and you barely talk, I mean you guys might not hate each other, but you ain't friends either." "That's not true." You say, frowning as you push your attack. "Me, Sasu, and Kori are friends. I care deeply for them.""And what about Ko?" He asks. You're silent, thinking it over...>Well?>Also 1d100 please.>DC 55
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>2057478Rolling...
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>2057478
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>2057478Not sure what the roll is for but, alright?
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>2057478"Well I don't hate him, but..."
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>2057478
Stop rolling everyone.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>2057478>>2057488The clone sneaking up to donkey punch us in the back of the head.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>2057478>"He's a Hyuga. You must have a idea of what i think about one of then..."
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>2057478Ko understands that being overbearing would be detrimental to my development so he stays out of my way. I don't believe this but I want Hiki to be a bit idealistic
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>2057478He is a good jounin and has my respectHe simply understands that I'm better off training on my own, especially as our styles of taijutsu conflict and teaching would be ineffective from him. It's likely the lord hokage assigned ko sensei simply to lower tension between our two clans. After a few months I would say it was effective if I'm being honest, I feel no real hostility to the hyuga as a whole
>>2057497That's sad man.
>>2057483"I hold no grudges against sensei Ko, but I think he doesn't know how to interact with me, given the history between out families, and my aptitude for shinobi work."
>>2057497this.>>2057494>>2057502Now im sad
>>2057478"I can live with him avoiding me given the grudge between our Clans and the fact I do well enough on my own. However, my two teammates are avoided as well. Who both could desperately use some teaching and he wasn't there to comfort Sasu when he was defeated..."
>I feel no real hostility to the hyuga as a wholeAnd that is the moment Tesshi says: "Even though one of then is responsible for killing both of your parents?"Then Hiki gets devked by a clone
Good rolls.Also looks like ya'll wanna' go with Hiki not having any real grudge against the Hyuga in general, and that you just believe Ko is giving you space because he doesn't know how to go about training you because of your conflicting Taijutsu styles and your already apt skill.Writing.
>>2057515Ko knows he'd just slow us down.
>>2057515Hiki believes in good people. Mostly because he has Suzu, Taka and the rest of the clan. I wonder what Suzu thinks of the Hyuga. Since she is the oldest sibling and was around our parents for longer time.
>>2057525>spoilerDoesn't excuse that he does the same with the others.
>>2057527Depending on her view of it?Anywhere from immense hatred to a general wariness/dislike. Now I'm curious to see her reaction if she found out about hanabi's crush on taka
>>2057527I'd think she'd be alright. So long as they don't try to hurt or threaten Hiki and Taka. She was fine with Hanabi being around Taka, after all.
You frown, ducking down as one of your clones tries to go for a sneak attack. While you're on the ground you jump back up, nailing the clone with a double hammer fist to the chin with your iron arms, making him disappear in a puff of smoke. "Ko Sensei...he just likes to give me space." You say, dodging another attack. "I'm not like other Genin,""That's for sure." Tesshin says."...and he just has trouble figuring out ways to train with me, what with our conflicting Taijutsu styles." You whirl around, slapping one clone away before driving your iron fingers into the other ones mouth and out the back of its head, making it too disappear in a puff of smoke. Down to one. "Not to mention I'm already particularly skilled as a shinobi, except for Genjutsu that is." You jump forward, using the momentum to flip over in the air, grabbing the last clone before twisting its neck, finally taking out the last one and ending the battle."Uh huh. And the Hyuga, you don't got a problem with them?" You shake your head, wiping the sweat from your brow. "No, it's a dumb feud anyways. A person has to judge people based on their actions alone, not those of their kin before them.""Even though they killed your parents?" You pause, glaring down at Tesshin as he grins up at you. "Keep lying to yourself all you want Hiki, but you aren't so indifferent to your Clan's feud as you might think. Now, night night.""Wait, night night?" You watch as Tesshin disappears back into your shoulder, leaving you to yourself again. Hmmm, well looks like you've got some free time to yourself, which means instead of scheduled training you could do some personal training! That just sends your blood boiling with so much happiness! But where to get some training? Hmmm.>Well?>Or do you have other ideas?>THROW THEM AT ME!
>>2057539Considering she is overly protective of her two brothers. Way more then she would react towards a normal girlfriend.I think that a girl in general would be viewed as someone she wouldn't trust with her little brothers.
>>2057555train using our extra arms, try climing the hokage monument or something
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>2057555I can't decide so I'm going to roll for it......> Train with the Third(1)> Train with Gaara(2)
>>2057555The third or Suzu
>>2057564>Hiki climbs up the rock spikes like Kakashi did>But he ties both arms behind his back, using only the Iron Witches Technique>Gets to the top, see's Sasuke and Kakashi, so he hides his extra arms.>Kakashi think Hiki just climbed up a sheer fucking drop using only his feet.>Trains Sasuke even harder so he can do Double Chidori.>>2057570You'd have to be really, really sneaky man. If the Kazekage catches you it's big trouble.
>>2057555Let's go see if the Third is free. We can check with Susumu and Anko after.Wait no, Susumu's busy. Anko or Kurenai. Or Ibiki, I guess.
>>2057555This, mastering the arms would be a great asset>>2057564I do want to see if we can train with the third again, I like how hiki developed his beliefs so well by endowing him with the will of fire
>>2057555The third, fucker
Stamina is at 4/5. Can we try to max it out?
>>2057555I say lets find everyone favorite Tetsu, Suzu.
>>2057581Changing my vote to:> Ask the Third to train you again
Alright training with the Third is a go....Let's see if he's talking with anyone. 1d5. Taking fifth roll.>1. Kazekage>2. Kakashi>3. Anko>4. Hiashi>5. Danzo
>>2057555Look for the third. Failling that look for a jounin that can help us with genjutsu. I want to learn the hidden shadow snake hand but we don't know about it or that Anko has it.
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>2057600Rolling...
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>2057600
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>2057600shit
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>2057600Here's my roll
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>2057600
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>2057600Come on three!
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>2057600Anko pls.Or just not Danzo. That's fine too.
>>2057610>>2057609>>2057611>>2057612>>2057614Holy shit you guys want Hiashi bad.Okay writing.
Hiashi is in this thread!
>>2057609>>2057610>>2057611>>2057612What is this?
>>2057609>>2057610>>2057611>>2057612Dice gods have a boner for Worst Brother/Father.
>>2057609>>2057610>>2057611I think the dice are trying to say something...also what is Hiki's view of Hiashi? Would Hiashi be the clan head during Hiki's parents death?
>>2057612I'm not sure how to feel about this. Not at all
>>2057625Yes. Also we'll see waht Hiki thinks of him.
>>2057617This will be..interesting...
>>2057629I don't know, kind of a dick. Nah, hiki is too nice, probably no real opinion or secretly hates him
>>2057629Well i wonder what i would think of the person who simply ignored our fathers murderer and for that forced our mother to go looking for revenge.
Hiashi can't be too bad, he's friends with Taka!
>>2057641This is probably closest to how Hiki would react...
>>2057638Definetly hates him. Doesn't matter how mature or nice someone is after all even Naruto has his anger issues.We migth not hate Hanabi or Hinata but Hiashi is another story.
>>2057641What he's heard from Taka IS the only first hand info Hiki has ever gotten about him.
>>2057649the only reason the tetsu didn't try to straight up slaughter the hyuga for their dead kin was purely out of respect for the third who talked them downConsidering how much tetsu loyalty has been developed and established in quest, this is how I see things having gone
>>2057638>>2057649>>2057660But he bought Taka ice cream. You're being way too nuanced about this.
Hmmm, maybe the Third is available for some more training? You can't really say you've had a better teacher than him so far in your life. Not that you think less of your other teachers, but he is the Hokage after all. "Time to go see the Hokage." You say to yourself. Really gotta' stop doing that.You reach the top of of the building and head on inside, making your way down the hall until you reach the door to the Hokage's office, where two Anbu are currently guarding it. "Excuse me," You get their attention. "Is it alright if I go on in and see the Third?"The Anbu...looks taken back? "You...you're asking if you can come in? You're not just barging inside?""Well, no, that'd be rude." You say, frowning a bit."...are you sure you're related to Sinchu?" He asks, then coughs and looks away when you frown even harder. "Ah, go on ahead, nice manners need to be rewarded more often."Yes they do. You head on inside, and immediately wish you hadn't. The Third is apparently talking with Hiashi Hyuga of all people, and the Byakugan user doesn't look happy."...and he's been telling everyone that we're a bunch of perverts who use our eyes to peep on women in the bath houses!" Oh my. "Third, I can understand that Sinchu is a valuable asset to the Anbu, and I can even respect his skill, but he's going around spreading rumors that hurt the Clan's reputation!"The Third nods, smoking on his pipe the whole time. He looks tired. "I understand Hiashi, and I'll be sure to have a word with him the second I can. Right now he's on an important miss-Oh, Hiki how are you?" Hiashi turns around, and sees you waving at him politely. "Hmm, the prodigy Tetsu." He looks you over, apparently trying to come up with an opinion of you. With eyes like those maybe he can see how hard you work. "Ko says you're on your way to becoming a great shinobi. Maybe you'll learn not to let your desires overtake your duties like your cousin.""Hiashi." Sarutobi says pointedly. "Be polite."Hiashi waves it off. "I'm being polite Third, I just want the boy to realize how valuable he'll be to the Village when he's older, and that he shouldn't take after his cousin too much."Hmmm.>Well, how you gonna' respond to that?
>>2057660Makes me wonder why our swordwoman cousin is working for Danzo.But still that proves how strong Danzo's brainwashing is.
>>2057672I don't know, why do you guys think she's working for Danzo?
>>2057678Prmoises of curing her clan?
>>2057678Either double agent or he saved her life and she gave him a life debt
>>2057670>You're the one that wanted the Noble in our care so we could keep secrets from him. Isn't him thinking you're perverts a good thing?>And Sinchu is plenty good. He takes very good care of everyone in the Clan. He does like calling Elder bald though.
>>2057670>"Thank you, maybe you should talk to my cousin about what's wrong? Tell Ko-sensei I said hi by the way."
>>2057670........I'll keep that in mind lord hyuga, would it be alright if I spoke to oyr lord Hokage personally? Assuming your discussion is over
>>2057678How old is this cousin supposed to be again?...>>2057670Supporting this(>>2057683)...
>>2057670>"Sinchu is good, if you're having problems with him. You could just talk with him lord Hyuga. Anyways, if you're on your way I came here to talk with lord Hokage."
>>2057670>he shouldn't take after his cousin too much.Don't worry Hiashi-sama i will only copy Sinchu love for the village, the desire to protect it and the will of fire as well as my family and clan. Althogh i'm still to far to be as skilled as he's as a ANBU.Basicaly point out that Sinchu has more good quality then bad ones.
>>2057688I think someone wanted her to be 15, but who knows. Ya'll pick.
>>2057678She's actually just a iron golem our real cousin programmed very well.
>>2057692>15I though Orochimaru was the pedophile.
>>205769215 sounds fine
>>2057678Maybe she saw a bit too much bloodshed when she was too young, lost a close family member or two to the Iron Blood curse, and thus just naturally agrees with Danzo's line of thinking without even needing to be brainwashed
>>2057678My hope is double agent or she was part of the root before. Then when she lost her eyes on a mission (maybe something Danzo himself did) the Tetsu were leaving her abandoned in the house and she felt useless. Then Danzo teached her about sensing.
>>2057670>>You're the one that wanted the Noble in our care so we could keep secrets from him. Isn't him thinking you're perverts a good thing?"And as for Sinchu, he is a great ninja and really cares for the village. But I agree he can be really difficult. And inconsiderate. And prone to odd and violent behavior. And-"
Alright, got the basic idea of it.1d100 to convince Hiashi that Sinchu has redeeming qualities.DC 90.
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>2057701
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>2057701that DCwe're screwed
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>2057678I'll go with double agent>>2057692Eh make her 20>>2057701Rollan
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>2057701Rolling...
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>2057701
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>2057701Like that'll ever be possible with our luck.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>2057701Hiashi you crusty old shit OUR AUTISM WILL ALWAYS WIN.
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>2057701
>>2057705>>2057706>>2057707>>2057708>>2057709Nope.>>2057710So close anon. So close.Writing.
>>205769115 is fine.>>2057695Have you forgotten about Sai anon?
>>2057710No fucking way that just happened.
>>2057714I regret everything
>>2057709LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE, YOU JUST HAD TO ROLL AND BLOCK THIS >>2057710Also>Anons voting for our other cousin to be 1520 is fine guys
>>2057714Doesn't matter. If the Hyuga wants to keep blinding himself with his own ego. That is his lost.
>>2057722Oh yeah.>>2057692I'll say 20 too.
>>205769220 is good
>>2057722> 20 is fine guysI agree with this. have her be somewhere in the range of 19 to 23...
>>2057722You know what? You are right i change my mind. Having her at 20 is fine.
>>205769215 is Fine.
>>2057722I still prefer 15 to 17 range to have a bit of a one sided rivalry with sinchu that he doesn't realize is a thing
Vid is what I imagine Hiki's defense of Sinchu would be if he succeed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32iCWzpDpKs
>>2057737That can still be a thing if she's 20 though.
>>2057742Eh, doesn't feel right
>>2057742Aren't the Tetsu characterized by a large amount of their clan dying young? 20 seems like it's way too old.
>>2057742And be hotter since Sinchu likes older women and we want him to be all flustered about it. She is the family member he least likes to talk about, but can't ignore how hot she is.
"Sir, Sinchu may have many, many, many vices in his life, but he's still a good shinobi and a great cousin." You say, wanting to stick up for your family. Even though you know parts of what Hiashi said are true."I'm not doubting his skills, I've seen them first hand many times, and I'm sure he's a fine family member Hikigaya, but that doesn't excuse how he acts most of the time." Hiashi frowns. "Excessive drinking, constant visits to the red light district, the rumors about him participating in an illegal bug fighting ring,""Oh lord." Sarutobi sighs, hiding his face in his hands."Not to mention all the destruction of property he's caused thanks to his tantrums. Just recently Ko told me how Sinchu destroyed a night club after discovering that a Aburame girl he'd been courting was now dating Ko instead. What do you think of that Hikigaya?""I don't know, I've never had a girlfriend." You say, earning a glare from Hiashi, and then a confused stare when he sees you're being honest."Erm, well don't worry I'm sure you'll find so-wait no that's not what we're talking about." He shakes his head, clearly not used to dealing with your...ways. Yes ways. "Look, Hikigaya, honoring ones family and willing to see the good in them is admirable, but don't let it block you from seeing the bad parts of them either. Sinchu could be much more, if he just tried.""Well said Hiashi," The Third says, taking a hit off his pipe. Why does it smell like Susumu's secret cupboard in here? "Now Hiki, I'm sure you had a reason for coming here, what was it?"You start to answer, then see that Hiashi is still here, watching you. "Um...""It's fine Hiki, I trust Hiashi to keep whatever you say to himself." Hiashi nods along with the Hokage's words. Welllll.....>Well?
>>2057749by young I took it to mean early 40's
>>2057750That's grossThat's a gross reason anonThey're cousins
>>2057749Susumu's 45. The last Elder was even older. Pretty sure Suzu's older than Sinchu, so she'd probably be 20+.
>>2057749 Yes but not all of then i think they would die around the age of 30-40. Susumu has 40+ years and them elder before him had 30+ years.
>>2057754I wished to learn more of the lessons you had offered before if you've the time to spare.
>>2057759He became elder at 35, and the last elder was in his 40's, and that really has nothing to do with this anyway
>>2057754>I'd like for you to train me again, if you're able.
>>2057754>"I came to ask if I could train with you again."
>>2057759>>2057761Susumu has the thing where Tesshin removed his curse, I think. Still, I would think it would push them to achieve earlier, before their bodies are wrecked by the curse. If she's 15 she's still around her prime for a Tetsu.
>>2057754I wished for more of your guidance lord hokage, I feel a block in my training and very few people have been able to give me insight on the level you have
>>2057754> "I wanted to ask if you'd be willing to train me again Third. Your teaching style really accelerated my improvement, and I was curious to learn more about the Will of Fire."
>>2057772>and I was curious to learn more about the Will of FireOh you're just sucking up at this point.
>>2057774Hokage's pet Bonus?
>>2057754"Can I train with you? I've learned all I really can from the voice in my head."
>>2057768It's been confirmed that only the main 4 and suzu have taken the trial, if she is goid enough to be in roots, itd make more sense to not have takrn the test yet because of her youth
>>2057758But not close cousins anon. And that's part of the reason why Sinchu is disgusted with himself.>>2057754>Ask what the kazekage problem isWait do we know that Gaara's dad is the kazekage?
Alright let's see if he's up for it.1d100DC 85.He IS busy you know.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>2057784
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>2057784Rolling...
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>2057784
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>2057784
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>2057784
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>2057754Ask for some more training. If not possible, maybe have him give a good recommendation.That or Secret Snek disguised as a talking bear wearing a helmet.>>2057784
>>2057789>>2057791Woah! Well rolled anons!
>>2057789>>2057791I see the Third enjoys our fire.
>>2057789Oji-san is proud and probably high at his post right now
>>2057789>>2057791it was worth those shitty rolls
>>2057791You know, now I wonder. What would've a double crit gotten us?
>>2057768Well she IS blind. The iron poisoning could be the reason why she lost her eyes and now she depends of chakra sensing to figth/see.
Okay, for getting this you guys deserve a small consolation prize.Writing.>>2057803>"Sure I'll train you Hiki, also I've been told to inform you that your good friend Gaara accidentally got turned into a girl, and has aged up to exactly the same age as the type of women you find attractive. Plus the Kazekage died and the Sand needs someone to lead them, won't you please help Hiki?"
>>2057803Hiashi start thinking in how to add Hiki to his eugenics program.
>>2057800>tfw my character idea is canon>>2057808Can't we just become the 4th Sanin then? Yonin?
>>2057808Yes of course i will help a friend.
>>2057808>"Sure I'll train you Hiki, also I've been told to inform you that your good friend Gaara accidentally got turned into a girl, and has aged up to exactly the same age as the type of women you find attractive. Plus the Kazekage died and the Sand needs someone to lead them, won't you please help Hiki?"I would've gone with christmas cake Itachi and being dubbed the fourth Sannin but that's good enough too I suppose
>>2057815Well...Jiraya won't last long once we get to shippunen so.Besides i think you need to be reconized by another legendary nonja to be a sannin.
>>2057815I hope so, I like Uncle O, glad you posted that pic anon
>>2057815But we'll need a summon to be a Sannin :^)
>>2057830Tesshin makes up for that I think, he could teach us stuff>Hiki becomes Iron Sage>Awaken full black iron/steel releaseSomeday anon, someday
>>2057835I'm for the dark horse option.Horses. Made of iron. Really dark iron.
>>2057835Scorpion Contract?Because Sand friend?
Do we have complete list of the people in the clan yet? if not am I missing anyone?SusumoUncle OThe WitchTraveling iron puppetmaster guy (who probably isn't canon)The blacksmith/guard twinsBlind sword girlSuzuSinichuThe TripletsTakaHikiChiyoko youngest unnamed kid
>>2057830It's either dragons or centipedes for me
"I was hoping you'd train me again sir," You say, giving a small bow as you do. Gotta' be polite, good boys always win the end, that's what Suzu says. Which means a lot of bad boys must want to date her, since they never stick around that long. "The last time we trained it proved to be an important push in my development, not to mention I would love to hear more about the Will of Fire."The Third perks up at the mention of the Will of Fire, smiling at you. "Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to give you a few more lessons, these old bones of mine can still run around with you kids.""Don't you have a meeting soon though?" Hiashi asks. This causes the Third to frown a bit. "You forgot, didn't you.""No, I simply let it slip my mind." Sarutobi stands, rubbing his chin as he looks at you. "It is an important meeting, hmm." He snaps his fingers. "I know, I'll let young Hiki tag along, we can talk along the way and you can get some experience in dealing with politics.""Like the Elder before Susumu?""...let's hope not." The Third says under his breath. "Now Hiashi, if there's nothing else...?"Hiashi nods. "No, I've said what I need to. Good luck Hikigaya, I know you'll continue to grow into a fine ninja." With that Hiashi leaves. Hmm, you knew he wasn't all bad. He didn't get you ice cream though so meh.You and the Hokage head off, talking as you run across the rooftops. He begins explaining the importance that the next generation has, and that it's up to the current one to help them along the way. "We help them learn to walk so that they can run one day, do you understand Hiki?""I think I do." You answer. You feel like you've got a good understanding of it. "Who are you supposed to be meeting with sir, if you don't mind me asking.""Well..." The Third scratches the back of his head as the two of you reach the edge of the city, heading to the forest now. "He's someone else who's had some complaints as well and...""And he's wondering why he's here." You turn your head, widening your eyes as you see Gaara's father leaning against a tree, arms crossed as he glares at you. "You like poking your nose into other peoples business, don't you boy?""Now now, no reason to fight," The Third says, trying to ease tension. "I'm simply letting Hiki tag along since this isn't anything official Raza, no need to bear your fangs at the boy.""Believe me, if I bared my fangs he'd know it." Raza says, keeping his eyes on you. You feel...small. Like a tiny pebble getting ready to be struck by a huge wave.>What do?>The consolation prize is another chance to impress Daddy Raza.
>>2057854>Bow and don't speak unless spoken too.
>>2057854Let's keep our autism in check folks, let's not fuck this up and make him hate us even more
>>2057854> Greet him and bow, then listen quietly, speaking only when addressed directly. The Third said that this is an important meeting, you would be aghast if you somehow messed it up.
>>2057854>The consolation prize is another chance to impress Daddy Raza.Funny way to say fail another roll.Let's keep quiet for now.
>>2057854Just give him those sad puppy-dog eyes we give Suzu when she gets mad at us and hope it works.
>>2057869Just like this>>2057873>Raza>Thinking he has empathyGood one anon
Okay so you're going for the quiet, polite route.Let's see if that works!1d100DC 70.I mean. What are the chances of you getting a 1 here?What.Are.The.Chances.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>2057876Rolling...Tesshin give us strength...
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>2057876
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>2057876Well lets find out.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>2057876Somewhere around 5%.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>2057876We can do this guys. BELIEVE IT
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>2057876
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>2057876
>>2057877>>2057878>>2057879>>2057880>>2057881GUYS!You didn't fuck it up! And you passed!Congrats!
>>2057879You are a saint anon...
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>2057876Moon trying to tempt fate
>>2057884Will Raza let us hold Gaara's hand now?
>>2057879Whew, good work there anon
>>2057895Ellipsesnon, he's not some fucking degenerate who'll let that happen on his watch
>>2057908So what you're saying is that he's just like Hiashi?
>>2057911Other than taking ice cream from children instead of giving it to them, yeah.
>>2057915Nah, he'd get them some super spicy food and laugh at their misery.
You feel your gut clench as you bow, keeping your mouth shut and your head down before you here Raza 'tsk' at you, but say nothing else. You stand straight up, watching as the Third gives you a small smile before continuing. "Now then, about what you wanted to discus Kazekage."Raza looks at you once more before turning his attention back to the Third. "First let's get the important bit out of the way. I heard rumors and had a testimony from my own son that Orochimaru has been seen in the Village, is that true?"The Third nods. "It would seem so, young Hiki here was with your son when they were attacked, not to mention Anko Mitarashi herself fought with Orochimaru in the Forest of Death."Raza frowns. "And you decided to keep this to yourself why?"Sarutobi pauses, smoking on his pipe but still staring headlong at Raza. "We were unsure if Orochimaru was allied with you or not.""...I see." Raza says through clenched teeth. You can tell by the way his fists clench that he's angry about this, but at the same time can't deny these theories. "Well, considering my own son was attacked by the monster, and that you're willing to share this information with me finally, I hope that proves that we're not allied with Orochimaru."The Third nods. "It has eased my worries, yes. I'm glad your son didn't suffer any injuries because of Orochimaru.""Hmmph." Raza spits on the ground, casting a side glance at you once more before continuing. "Onto the smaller things. I want this boy to stop hanging around my son." Ouch, you feel like a knife just stabbed you in the side. Why does Gaara's dad hate you? Can't he see you really want to be his sons friend? "Since you're being honest with me right now I'll be honest with you. I don't believe for a second this boy means to be friends with my son. Either he's using the boys naivety to get the better of him, or is planning on killing him at the perfect moment. Either way, I want you to order Hikigaya here to stay away from Gaara."The Third hmmms, looking to wards you for a few seconds, staring at you. "Hmmm. Hiki, what do you have to say about this?""What he says isn't important!" Raza shouts, scaring some birds away."It is to me." The Third replies, smoking on his pipe.>Well?
>>2057911With short and different colored hair, and different eyes, and Raza's in a higher position. Also, I figured out the perfect desert for Tesshin since it's got iron in it. Dark chocolate cake>>2057922Not sure what to specifically say. But if I see something good enough I'll support it
>>2057922>"Is there anything I can do to prove my honesty? I get the feeling that words would not convince you and all I would be able to do would be to reiterate that I could never kill Gaara, as I told you before. There is nothing I want more than to just be friends with him, he is strong and he understands the unspoken bond of soldiers."
>>2057922>I AM friends with Gaara. Why would I even want to kill him?
>>2057922> "I have grown extremely fond of the sand siblings company. We've worked together on several occasions and I believe we have built strong, and sincere, rapport. For those reasons, I would like to continue associating myself with them."
>>2057922"While I would be very sad to not be able to hang out with Garra anymore, at least he has a father who cares about him and want to protect him."
>>2057936Aw goddamn man, that sad as shit.
>>2057936Oh.Oh this is good. Not sure if it'd work on Raza...
>>2057926>Dark chocolate cakeDoes that mean that Tesshin has a sweet tooth?>inb4 Hiki start to have this cravings for sugary stuff
>>2057922>"Hanging around Temari is fair game, right?"
>>2057936Damn dude, I'll support this
>>2057931>>2057936I think I'll put my support behind a combination of these...
>>2057936I'll switch to this.
>>2057936Right, so this wins.Let's see if ya'll can guilt trip Raza.1d100DC 79. Because I know that strange number will bother you.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>2057952Please work.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>2057952
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>2057952
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>2057952Rolling...Dice gods I have never asked for much, but please for the love of Tesshin, give me this...
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>2057952
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>2057952For family and friendship.
>>2057954>>2057955>>2057956>>2057957>>2057959You did good guys.>>2057960So close.So goddamn close.Writing
>>2057960OH COME ON!
>>2057960So close...Moon. What would have happened?
>>2057960Well it doesn't count but at least we got a 90+
>>2057956>We've successfully guilt-tripped the guy who shares the spot for worst dad.>>2057960But we could've just made him commit suicide right then and there
>>2057965He'd have remembered.
>>2057963Meh it's fine.~
>>2057972Damn man>>2057979It'll be ok anon
"....hello." He replies, eyes moving back to staring at the carriage. Hmm, he must be interested in the identity of the Princess like you were. Still, he hasn't done anything besides stare at the door, so he must have good self control. "...who is she?" He asks."Don't know." You reply, moving back to your other arm. "Apparently her bloodline is good for procreation though." "Hmmm." He stays silent, staring intently at the door for a bit longer before looking back up at you. "I'm Gaara.""I'm Hikigaya.""...I deeply cherish Gaara," You say, staring down at the ground, your shoulders slumped. "He is someone I feel a connection with, someone I think could understand me better than anyone else in the world, and I desperately want to understand him more." You look up at Raza, that frown on his face. He thinks you're going to hurt his son, he thinks you're a liar. You can't find it in yourself to blame him for hating you, if these are the things he believes. "I would...it would hurt, to not be able to see Gaara anymore, but I would respect the Kazekage's wishes. And," And?... "...and I can at least accept this, knowing that he has a father that cares for him so much."Raza stiffens, looking at you for the first time not with a look of hate or anger, but surprise. The two of you keep staring at each other, the forest around you still and quiet, the Third watching with interest."Hmm," Sarutobi breaks the silence, blowing out a ring of smoke as he does. "Well, with such a heartfelt testimony like that, I'm afraid I can't in good conscious order Hiki to stop seeing your son Raza." The Third hmms. "Perhaps there could be a compromise of sorts, something to ease your worries about Hiki's intentions?""...Tch." Raza turns, walking away, leaving you and Sarutobi in the forest. Then he stops, his back still to you. "Hmph. If the boy wants to see him so bad then fine, but only when I'm around." He turns his head, staring at you. "Take it or leave it."You start shaking from excitement, the grin on your face growing and growing till you're sure it's going to become larger than your own face. You bow. "Thank you Kazekage! I appreciate your kindness!""Hmm." You and the Third watch as the Kazekage leaves, leaving the two of you alone finally. You turn to Sarutobi, looking at his grinning face. "Hmm, that worked out quite nicely then, didn't it? Now, what sort of training did you wish to do? I'm afraid I don't have the time to teach you anything new, but I could help you improve upon something you know already.">Well?>Also do you wanna' hug the Hokage?
>>2058007>I am woefully incompetent at Genjutsu and I am afraid that my opponents will exploit this.Also yes.
>>2058007>Also do you wanna' hug the Hokage?Ahhh fuck it, why not? Let's hug himAnd let's up ninjutsu or hand signs.
>>2058007Dual cast Chidori. Or the Genjutsu Kai, if that counts as improving on Genjutsu.And yes. A manly hug.
>>2058007uuh, no?Hmm, is there any way we could improve the Chidori?
>>2058018>Hmm, is there any way we could improve the Chidori?There are some ideas I could throw at ya'll, if you wanted to go this route.
>>2058007> "My stamina is quite high, but I'd like to improve it to it's absolute limit before the tournament."> Hug Hokage
>>2058007Use our electric chakra + our metal body to make our own electromagnet release
>>2058007Hug the old man
>>2058007I guess genjutsu is a good idea>hug?Hell yes, third is the shit, and I see Hiki see him as a grandfather figure
>>2058023He said he could help improve on stuff you already know, not teach you new stuff. He's just an old man for gods sake!
Man, after all this Hiki's going to have it out for Orochimaru/the Kazekage after the Crush.
>>2058032*have it out so hard
>>2058032We might be able to prevent it, nothing is aet in stone yet
>>2058021Lets see the options on improving Chidori before deciding.
Improve our genjutsu. Can't punch things if we get mind fucked.
>>2058007Swapping my vote to this(>>2058016) to block genjutsu lame-os...
>>2058032After Hiki's arc of being abducted by ayyyys from the moon. He's going ro hunt down and murder Orochimaru
>>2058038>Teach you how to throw Chidori, like a lightning bolt.>Teach you how to cover your whole body in the Chidori, like Lightning Armor>Teach you how to make a Chidori shaped into a weapon.
>>2058039There is no genjutsu that exists that can contain the overwhelming might of Hiki's autism...
>>2058048>>Teach you how to cover your whole body in the Chidori, like Lightning ArmorHoly shit this!
>>2058007>hug the hokageThen realize what we did then quickly try to keep composed again.Also i don't know what we want to learn? More ninjutsu or taijutsu?
Looks like a whole bunch of support for ninjutsu, and four votes for genjutsu...
Gonna' leave voting open for another twenty minutes, then look at the votes and write. Probably last one for tonight cause I'm tired.Tomorrow we'll be able to play at like, three hours before I started this session.
>>2058053Moon already said we can't learn new stuff, specifically that. Just improve what we have
>>2058062Right, but you already know the Chidori. Hence he'd be teaching you to improve it.
>>2058048>>Teach you how to cover your whole body in the Chidori, like Lightning ArmorThis one, if by any miracle improving the Chidori wins.
>>2058048>Teach you how to cover your whole body in the Chidori, like Lightning ArmorThis could be futher improved if we manage to burts the lightning from our back giving us a impressive speed.
>>2058056Strength is maxed out at 5...Both Ninjutsu and Taijutsu are at 3.5...Stamina is at 4...Intelligence and Speed are at 3...Seal knowledge is at 2.5...Genjutsu is not important...
>>2058048>Teach you how to cover your whole body in the Chidori, like Lightning ArmorWell, we can always improve on stats later
>>2058007>>Teach you how to cover your whole body in the Chidori, like Lightning Armorthishug
>>2058065Yeah just saw that, my bad
>>2058070Kind of is though, for both defence against genjutsu and to become jouninPlus the tetsu genjutsu seems really useful
>>2058077For what it's worth, we can always train it with Susumu or Anko. Should also try to get hand seals up too
Alright, for the dudes who wanted Ninjutsu, and for the peeps who want Chidori Armor, this is a nice compromise.2d100DC for first one is 80, this is to see if you can effectively utilize this techniqueDC for the second is 85, this is to see if you can use it without training your Chakra really, REALLY, fucking fast.Go.
>>2058077Genjutsu is for old nerds like Susumu...Any problem Hiki encounters can be solved by either lightning, punching, or a combination of the two...
Witch-Arms + lightning armorDam Hiki is scary.
Rolled 60, 91 = 151 (2d100)>>2058084Rolling...
Rolled 76, 34 = 110 (2d100)>>2058084COME OOOON
Rolled 25, 40 = 65 (2d100)>>2058084
Rolled 81, 51 = 132 (2d100)>>2058084
We nailed it...
Rolled 20, 24 = 44 (2d100)>>2058084
Rolled 12, 56 = 68 (2d100)>>2058084
>>2058095>>2058096>>2058098>>2058100>>205810381/100 and 91/100Well done sons.Writing.
Well, before you get down to the training...You jump forward, wrapping your arms around the Third for a hug as you continue to smile. "Thank you sir.""Heh, you're welcome Hiki." He says, patting you on the back. You're glad he's the Hokage, if there was any one person right now you could 100% say loved everyone in this Village, it was the Third....and maybe Guy Sensei. "Now, what sort of improvements would you like?"You pull away, thinking to yourself. The Iron Witches technique isn't something the Third would be able to help with, due to it being a Clan jutsu, maybe something else, like the Chidori! "Is there any way to improve upon the Chidori sir?" You ask. "Right now I'm only able to use it once per a day, and when I do I find that I get a bit of tunnel vision when running and using it.""Hmm, that's to be expected. The sudden speed increase will mess with you unless you had special eyes like the Hyuga or Uchia." The Third hums to himself. "Hmm, now this is just a theory, but what if we spread the Chidori out over you.""Over me?" You say, confused.The Third nods. "Yes, like a cloak or a sheet, made of the same energy and Chakra fro the Chidori.""Oh, like an armor made of lightning?" You ask, excited now.The Third smiles and nods. "Yes, you could say that. This should help you with the tunnel vision you've been dealing with, as the sudden increase of speed should lessen slightly.""It sounds like it could prove useful in battle, I'd like to learn this.""Alright, well the basic principal behind it is simple, yet difficult to master. First, instead of focusing the Chakra into your palm like before, focus it on your center of mass. Once you've done that, just imagine it spreading over you like a blanket...or a suit of armor."You nod, closing your eyes as you perform the Hand Seals for the Chidori, only this time focusing your Chakra on your center like the Third said. At first you just feel a light tingle, and then you start to hear sparks and electricity. Your teeth buzz, and you can feel your hair stand up on end. Not only that, but you feel generally lighter, but also find it hard to stay still, as if your whole body is ready to let loose and run. You open your eyes, seeing that you're glowing slightly. The Third is staring at you in wonder, and with plenty of pride. "Hmm, impressive as ever Hiki.""What...what do I do now?" You ask, flexing your fingers as you marvel at the power you hold."Now?" The Third asks, smiling. "Now we polish this, refine it till it's something manageable. Something you can use in battle."Something you can use to protect the ones you love, you think.>End>Hope ya'll had fun tonight.>Any questions or anything?
>>2058118Now to combine it with Iron Armor Jutsu...oh the possibilities.
>>2058118Fine run Moon, now for questions.On a scale of 1 to 10 Itachis, how pissed is Sasuke going to be about how Hiki is better at Chidori than him?Since Lee learned shadow clones from reading up on the second Hokage. Could Hiki learn some jutsu from reading up on Minato?
>>2058118Why is Ko so useless?Why do you shill Slutty Suzu so much?On a scale of 1 to 10, how gay are traps?
>>20581301. Because he's a dirty eyenigger2. HOW DARE YOU IMPLY MOON SHILLS SUZU AS A WHORE. SHE'S PURE AS DRIVEN SNOW YOU SON OF A BITCH3. Traps aren't gay, just depends on the trap in question. But guys who think fucking one isn't gay are 10/10 gay
>>2058127>4 Itachi's because he's gotten used to you being better than him.>Yes.>>2058130>Because you touch yourself at night>Because you touch yourself at night>It's fine if you don't touch balls/10
>>2058136>Gotta' be polite, good boys always win the end, that's what Suzu says. Which means a lot of bad boys must want to date her, since they never stick around that long.>Yes, no. Whatever your Sister's a whore.
>>2058118What's going on in Papa Sand's head right about now? What does he think of Hiki now?And as always, when's the next session taking place?
>>2058140Thanks for running moon What does third think of hiki?The noble still having a good time?Will most of the clan get to watch hiki fight?How terrible is suzu's love life?Why is this quest so good?
>>2058140How hard is gonna Hiki chimp out when the Third dies.Uchiha Chimp out or Kaguya Chimp out
>>2058140Awwwww yeah, learn how to use Rasengan and maybe the teleport spam>>2058159I'm not sure which is stronger. Explain these chimp powers for both anon
>>2058159Overwatch's toxic fanbase level of chimp.
>>2058159i think it honestly depends on whats going on with hiki at the time, hiki will probably be quiet about it for a while unless some asshat is around, then expect a kaguya tier chimp out where he rips a mountain out of the ground and beats someone to death with it.
>>2058160Uchiha Chimp out>Betrays your team>Betrays your village>Murder your clan-mates>Is a genetic trait.Kaguya Chimp out>All that bullshit that led to her being imprisoned in the moon>>2058165You mean cry about stupid shit like Tracer's butt Her sexuality and now MUH FEMALE HEALERS>>2058172"rips a mountain to beat someone with it"I can see this happening.>>2057854"you can get some experience in dealing with politics.""Like the Elder before Susumu?""...let's hope not." The Third says under his breath.Oh boy, I bet he tried to make the mother of all omelets.
>>2058149>"...what have I been doing Karura?"Tomorrow, in like, 17 hours.>>2058157>He's a good kid>Bored now that Sinchu's not around.>Probably, if they're not busy with their jobs.>Holy fuck you have no idea. >Because you touch yourself at night.>>2058159>Iron Chimp out
>>2058195Out of 10, how would the Noble rate his trip so far?How are all the characters feeling about their matchups?Why did Ko think it was a good idea to keep Hinata from doing what she wanted when she has a Curse Seal?Is Hiashi treating Hinata better now that Taka opened his eyes to the fact she has potential?Noble, Sinchu, and Jiraiya out on the town when?
>>2058207>Secret/10>Sakura and Tenten aren't happy, at all. Everyone else is either pumped or indifferent. Naruto, Sasuke, Lee, and Neji in particular are excited.>Because she has a Curse Seal, and she's Hiashi's first born. Ko is overprotective.>Slightly, he still sees Hanabi as being a better successor.>Maybe soon? Who knows.
>>2058222>What are Karin and Naruto's thought about Sinchu and the trainning?>Is Hinata super jeaulous of Karin staying so close to Naruto?>How fast took Karin to noticed that Hinata has a crush on Naruto?
Moon is Tsume pregnant now?
>>2058222so hey, is it just me or is Orochimaru replaced the noble with himself really obvious? How many broken hips is Sweet Suzu responsible for in the village?is- is the ride worth it?
>>2058406>broken hips Probably not as much as her quota for ex-boyfriends broken bones.It must be since there are guys that still try to date her.
>so hey, is it just me or is Orochimaru replaced the noble with himself really obvious? I was about to write how that would be impossible. But then i remenbered we sended Sinchu with the noble toward the Death Forest.
>>2058175I bet the previous elder was working with Danzo that's way our swordwoman cousing works for him now.And Danzo once it had managed to grav his hands into a Tetsu decided to end the association by giving the previous elder a heart attack.
>>2058441paranoid much? i mean sure, its danzo, i get it. but you cant blame literally every bad thing that happens on him.>>2058438hey, guys not seeing anyone is he?
>>2058497I'm with you there anon. We can't blame Danzo for literally every single bad thing that ever has, ever will, or could possibly happen. Just blame everything on Zetsu
>>2058497Gai is married with his youth.
>>2058527sure, sure.but he could have Suzu as his (legally wed) mistress right?think of the iron eyebrow jutsus
>>2058534What's Kakashi's age?
>>2058222Can you Kamui out of Suzu's leg lock.
>>2058542It's not a question if you can. The real question is: Would you want to Kamui out of her legs?
>>2058441I agree with>>2058497 Danzo doesn't have to have a hand in everything. Plus, she's blind because of the curse and odds are her parents are dead, it'd be a lot simpler to just have it so he promised her he could help her become strong enough and find a solution to end her family's curse. This would have given him the to train and convert her to his side, like he seemed to plan for hiki if hiki wasn't so autistically smart enough to get a weird vibe from Danzo and not be persuaded to his way of thinking.
>>2058534Guy is around 26 to 27, seems a little too old for her but maybe I'm wrong.
>>2058559Maybe she likes older man?
>>2058563I mean, if it had to be anyone, at least we know Guy would take good care of her. Though I'm not sure Suzu is into bushy eyebrows, and Susumu, Oshi(Uncle O), the triplets, the tetsu guards, Inoichi and a couple yamanakas, a few naras, and sinchu probably wouldn't want a boyscout living in the compound when they all smoke weed there
>>2058555It's fine by me. I was just throwing stuff to the wall and trying to see what it would stick.
>>2058567I'm just saying were do you think Hiki's lust for older women comes from? Most likely from his dad and Taka took their mother's lust for younger people.
>>2058568That's cool man, it's better to throw ideas and discussing them than not putting them out there at all.
>>2058555And now Danzo is having medinin working day and night to figure out how to cure autism>>2058570Just thinking that Suzu's got balanced out and she goes after people her own age
>>2058570Taka doesn't really have lust though, it's hanabi with the crush. Also now you're just making this sound weird.
>>2058566I think the only way it would work, it would need for her to move out of the clan's compound. And to do such a thing she would have to be certain her brothers would be safe. Maybe when Taka and Hiki are older?
>>2058575Then it's a no go, tetsu stay on the tetsu compound. Probably better to find someone her own age anyway.
>>2058574I'm a master in making it sound weird anon.>>2058572Can be, funny thing that she is the most balanced of the three siblings or at least the one who has both his powerness and Taka's social skills.
>>2058575she has her own house anonand she lets then go on ninja missions.so both of these are nonissues.plus she tries dating so its not like anything is stopping her
>>2058578>taka's social skills More like lack of hiki's lack of social skills
>>2058577again, she lives in her own house. only sinchu, the triplets, and hiki/taka are freeloading
>>2058583no, they all have home in the tetsu compound because the land the tetsu own is large but the clan is currently small. And by compound I mean the fenced area a big building they all live in. That's how clan compounds work for a lot of the clans. Look at the uchiha in flashbacks for example.
>>2058585>home*homes plural, multiple buildings on the landalso, it's not really freeloading if they all own and are meant to live in the area together as a group
>>2058583>>2058585>>2058588Also somewhat helpful pic of multiple homes and shops within the Uchiha compound to act as a little family community
>>2058583>>2058585>>2058588>>2058590This also helps to show just how big clan compounds can get
>>2057478Elemental Clones don't turn into smoke, they turn into that element.
>>2057515Hiki does have a grudge against the Hyuuga, Hinata's why he's not friends with Naruto.
>>2058979Well iron clones were never a thing in canon and the iron is chakra made, so they probably just work differently>>2058983That makes no sense anon
>>2059003He's referring to a bit of Hiki's inner monologue from the first thread.>>1879793>The only other Genin beside yourself not already talking with their families are the two loners at the school, Naruto and Sasuke. Of course that was understandable, they're both orphans after all. You've thought of asking them about that a couple of times, but that'd take you away from your training.>Besides, you've noticed the ways the Hyuuga girl stared at Naruto, if she liked him he had to be trouble.That second line there.
How come we never see Sinchu and Hiki hang out or talk?
>>2058118So is this a super mode or just used JP in one attack like normal Chidori? I prefer super mode myself.
>>2059025Because Hiki is trainning and Sinchu is always busy with his work as a ANBU. Not to mention the missuons to bring the bacon back home.If i'm not mistaken the ledger or the clan's finance was:-Sinchu-The Triplets-Suzu-Susumu-Hiki
>>2059056That hasn't stopped him from having time to himself. You can't say he has no time when we've seen that he does have time, and we've even played during it as he gets himself in trouble. It just isn't spent interacting with Hiki. We never enter into a Sinchu scene where he's chillin with Hiki.I'm not saying they need to be close, but if they aren't actually close and are just deluding themselves (or something), that should be addressed in text. I'd hope if this isn't the case we see them actually start hanging out soon. Otherwise it ends up looking like he has a better relation with Nart than Hiki.
>>2059104Well most of anons never choosed to spend time with Hiki when they started play Sinchu.Besides just because we didn't have a scene with the two doesn't mean they are close. They could have spended time togetherbetween scenes. Otherwise it would be the same thing with Hiki and his team.
>>2059104Anon it's been months in quest and we don't make every single decision they make 24/7. Odds are they just see each other at home off screen everday. It'd be like if we played an office worker when he's in the office but it's only alluded that he has a wife at home, just because they don't interact on screen when the players are directing his work day doesn't mean he doesn't interact with his wife at all. It just means he only interacts with her at home and off screen.
Hey, let's have a session in an hour. Cool?>>2058391>Naruto likes him, since he's always treated him like a kid brother, and Karin begrudgingly admits that he's skilled.>Well she knows they're cousins so...kinda'? The Hyuga are fucked up man.>She hasn't noticed yet.>>2058394I don't know, we'll find out sometime soon.>>2058406>Thinking Orochimaru would disguise himself as anybody without a skateboard>>2058441The Swordswoman(we really need a name for her) went blind due to the Iron Box. Tesshin asked for something precious from her, and the only thing besides her family was the Village. So she gave up her sight, thus never being able to see the family or the Village ever again.>>2058534>>2058559Suzu's 21 right now. Wouldn't be that creepy. Not like anyone's gonna' go around assuming Guy is molesting people.
>>2059286>>Thinking Orochimaru would disguise himself as anybody without a skateboardNot remembering the strange old woman with the cookies
>>2059286These Moon impersonators are getting really detailed.
>>2059310Well it is the same ID, soooo....
>>2059286Who the fuck's this Moon impersonator?
>>2059311It's a joke m8.
>>2059311Someone killed him and is using his computer.
>>2059318so are you I know, I'm just messing with you. Sorry if this comes of as dickish, it's a joke so please don't to take this seriously either
>>2059306> He's never seen an old woman use a baking pan as a skateboard
>>2059306What do you think she was serving the cookies on?>>2059310Yeah it's weird man.
>>2059330Yeah, well... you're a butt! How about THAT?
>>2059336Is the Konaha crush going to involve pedosnake challenging the Hokage to a skate off? Will it be Naruto Skatepuden?
>>2059286>So she gave up her sight, thus never being able to see the family or the Village ever again.That's fucking sad man.
>>2059286It's not creepy per se but it does feel kind of weird. I'm 20 and I'd admittedly feel strange thinking about dating a 26 year old, just because they'd feel so mature to me. I've never really been with anyone more than 2 or 3 years older than me so maybe it's just lack of experience? Might be in the minority here though, so maybe I'm wrong.
OKAY!>On the first day that Susumu met his team, back when he was a Genin, what was it like? How did he react to the others and his female Sensei?
>>2059471Susumu was more intense than anyone else there, had a job to do. Then slowly life wore on him so that he needed weed to cope.
>>2059471If I remember the canon character ages right, he should have become a genin a couple years before the start of the Second War. So I'd say tiring and stressful, since his Sensei wouldn't want to waste any time or cut corners training his team for the war since relations between the villages would have been strained at that point.
>>2059471The most serious of the bunch, stoicism almost reminiscent of hiki without the social awkwardness, he'd haven been the first of his clan to act as konoha genin and he needed to prove himself for his clan. Was young and wanted to one day free his clan from their curse by becoming a great ninja, knowing it would come soon as peace was settling back in. Chilled way down as he grew and became a pretty beloved guy. Secretly checked out his sensei a lot cause damn she was actually pretty hot.
>>2059513He's in his mid 40's, the sannin, in their fifties now, were in their early 20's late teens during the war if I am correct. The tetsu immigrated in after or near the end of the 2nd war. This is most likely a couple years after the war.
So serious, intense, and with something to prove then. If that's cool I'm gonna' start writing. Honestly the way I'm feeling right now we might not have a long session tonight.
>>2059534I think I low balled and you high balled. Tsunade's 6 years older than Susumu, so if she started the war as a mid/late teen, he'd have graduated somewhere near the end of the war. I think. Naruto's timeline is fucked.
>>2059552That's ok Moon a short session is better then no session.
>>2059552Try to power through it, but if it's a short session then no problem
>>2059552It's not the size that counts, but what you do with it...
>>2059579Too bad no girl will ever tell you that Ellipsesnon
>You're Susumu>IN THE PAST!"So," You say, staring at Uchia boy sitting across from you, the smoldering fire between the two of you keeping you all warm. "How do your eyes work?"Fugaku frowns, tossing another log onto the fire as he does. "Pretty much the same as yours.""I think he meant how does your Sharingan work." Joyo says, sitting cross legged and roasting some fish over the flames."I know what he meant Joyo, I'm just teasing." Yeah right, you think as you stare at Fugaku. "But I don't feel comfortable discussing Clan secrets with people outside of the Clan. I mean, what if I asked you how your iron skin works?""I use the naturally high volume of iron in my blood to create a dense iron covering over the first two layers of my skin." You say, grinning at your teammate.Fugaku frowns some more. "You're not supposed to actually tell me dumb ass.""Fish are done." Joyo says, handing you and Fugaku a stick with some delicious smelling pond fish on it. Ahhh, you've only known him for a short while, but Joyo is quickly becoming your favorite person."BOOM!" You scream out in terror as someone shouts in your ear, causing you to roll forward and nearly catching yourself on fire. Fugaku tries to act cool by reaching for his kunai, but a ball of mud quickly nails him in the face, knocking him off the log he was sitting on. Joyo just sits there, blinking in surprise before smiling. "Hello Sensei!""Hello Joyo." Your Sensei says as she steps out of the bushes, a shit eating grin on her face as she looks at you and Fugaku. "Both of you punks are now dead, your organs mine to harvest and your bodies free to desecrate. What'cha think about that?""I think you're fucking crazy!" You and Fugaku shout at the same time. You frown, pushing the Uchia aside before standing up. "You know how close my hair came to catching on fire!?"Your Sensei waves her hand at your worries, picking up YOUR fish and digging into it. "Meh, should've kept your guard up.""Well if that's the case then how come Joyo isn't dead?" Fugaku asks, wiping the mud off his face.Your Sensei grins. "Cause he made the fish.""-ey! HEY!" You blink, feeling Tsume's sharp finger poke you in the head. Damn that hurts. "You done spacing out there, don't tell me you're going senile with old age." She teases you."Not old." You grumble, rubbing your head. "Just...remembering stuff." You look down at Kiba, currently knocked out along with Akamaru, and being clutched under one of his mothers arms. Seems the Genjutsu Inoichi came up with is working at least. You look ahead of you once more, to the once bustling grounds of the Uchia Compound, the reason for your flashback. How long had it been since you'd been there? Five, maybe six years? "Helloooooo." Tsume says, poking you in the forehead again. Fuckinfuck! >What do?>Seriously what'cha gonna' do brother?
>>2059561Well the tetsu were supposed to have immigrated in near the end of the 2nd war but it is true that the ages would be a bit wonky. There's already a few retcons like gaara's dad being alive and madaraa being a girl. How about just change it up a bit so that the war ended slightly earlier and the sannin fought mid teens?
>>2059634Yeah yeah, drop your son and let's wake him up and see how the aftereffects were
>>2059634>"Stop. Not here. Anywhere else is fine, but not here."
>>2059634>I'm just thinking about old times. No, the past. I'm not old.I dunno what to do since Sasuke probably isn't around to visit.>>2059642Just saying Susumu graduated a bit older than usual because of the immigration would work. Though we probably shouldn't worry about this since it doesn't really affect anything.
>>2059634Wake up Kiba. By suplexing him
Alrighty, waking up Kiba it is.While I'm writing this tell me exactly what happened with Susumu the night of the Uchia massacre all those years ago. How did he find out?
>>2059685The Third sent a group of off-duty jonin to tell him and make sure he wouldn't do anything stupid.
>>2059685He and Joyo were the first to find the compound slaughtered. Them and fugaku like to hang out late nights to smoke some of sumusu's dank- uh I mean reminisce and play shogi. Joyo went straight to the hokage while susumu tried to comfort a broken sasuke
>>2059685Susumu found out from Sasuke who came to him after the massacre happened. Susumu felt like utter shit, he smoked through two bags of weed that night. One for him, one for Fugaku. He didn't feel any better from it. Not at all>>2059691Could I combine mine with this anon's?
You snap at Tsume's finger, which only seems to turn the woman on for some freaky reason. Goddamn you've got weird taste in women, hopefully that's not genetic. "Alright alright, wake up your kid, let's see the effects. Inoichi you-""Already filming." He says, having somehow set up a tripod and a camera. What the fuck man? "Hey Susumu, think you could step back a bit, the lighting's a little off where you're standing.""...moving on." You bend down as Tsume drops Kiba to the ground, waking the kid up almost instantly. He looks around in confusion for a moment before you snap your fingers in front of him, getting the kids attention. "Hey, how's it going Kaiba.""It's Kiba." Tsume says. Shit, right, you were thinking of the kid with the blue eyes. Weird."Right, Kiba, how ya' feelin' buddy?" You ask, putting on the biggest grin you can muster."I...I'm confused?" He says, sitting up and looking around, scratching his head. "Where's Shino?"Hmmm. "Shino? You mean the Aburame kid? You two were hanging out?" Gotta' fish for info on this. Be all smooth and shit. "Well yeah, we were out in the woods, training, and then he took off his clothes..." Wait what? You look up at Tsume, who just shrugs. "..and then he showed me his...his...""...his dick?" You guess."What, no! Why the fuck would Shino show me his dick?!" You have no idea, so you just shrug. "No man, he like, showed me his body, but it was like, made up of like a thousand bugs and stuff. It was weird!""I'll bet. Okay that's enough info for now. Tsume, you wanna' take the little pup back home?" You say, trying to have some fun with word play, because fuck it you're hilarious.Tsume smirks, wriggling her eye brows at you. Oh jeez. "Sure, and then you and me can have some more fun later." Good lord woman.Kiba frowns. "The fuck are you talkin' about?" "Mind your business Kiba, now come on." Tsume smacks her son up the side of the head, causing the boy to groan in pain as they walk off. Weird family. You turn to Inoichi, who's putting away his film equipment and giving you a thumbs up. "Why...you know what never mind." You sigh, walking over to the Uchia Compound gates and running a hand over the wooden doors. Out the corner of your eye you see an Anbu agent watching you, and there's probably a couple more around now that you think about it. Not to mention some ROOT guys. The kids own home is his prison...>Get ready for Flashback.
"SINCHU GET THE FUCK OUTA' MY STASH!" You shout, throwing the wooden spoon you'd been using to stir the stew at your ungrateful nephew. Little shit just ended up catching it though, and began smacking his ass with it. "I'm gonna' shove that up your ass if you don't calm the fuck down!""Elder?" You look down, seeing little Hiki with Taka riding on his back. Aww shit did they hear you curse? "What's fuck mean?""...who wants some candy?" You say, reaching into your pocket and pulling out some hard caramels. The boys eyes widen in surprise before grabbing the candy, Hiki running off with Taka laughing happily on his back. "Good kids. Hopefully they don't grow up to be COMPLETE IDIOTS LIKE SINCHU!" You shout, seeing Sinchu already reading through your premium copy of Icha Icha Paradise. Little shit."Elder!" You sigh, now what? You turn, seeing little Suzu, well you guess she's not so little anymore, girl's practically a young woman. Still wish she'd wouldn't wear weird shit like a goddamn cow exploded over her though. "There's some Jonin at the entrance who need to speak with you, they say it's important."Hmmm. "Alright, I'll go speak with them and you can take over the stirring, alright?" She nods, happily taking the spoon form you and begins to stir...which starts to create a small whirlpool in the pot. Shit you better hurry. You head to the front, blinking in surprise as you see Might Guy and Kakashi waiting for you, the both of them looking worried. "Hmm? What do you guys want? Kakashi if this is about that autographed copy of Icha Icha Resort you still can't have it." "N-no." Kakashi stutters, earning a telling look from Guy. "Uh, no Elder Tetsu-""Susumu." You say, frowning."-Susumu. Actually the Third sent us to deliver the news to you personally." Kakashi stops, rubbing the back of his head in worry. You frown some more. "And he wanted us to make sure you didn't, well, do anything rash.""The important thing is to please remain calm, Susumu sir." Guy says.You frown again. "What's the news, and why are you so sure I won't remain calm." You take a step forward, neither of them backing off but they stiffen up all the same. "Well?""...The Uchia have been massacred." Kakshi says.......>How do you handle this?
>>2059768>"Was it the fucking Mist!? I'll fucking kill every last one of them!"
>>2059768> Poorly.> Very Poorly.
>>2059768Outwardly stay calm and ask who did it.
>>2059768..............................who is responsible?
>>2059768All of them?
>>2059791This plus my vote>>2059786
>>2059768>Who did it?>Did anyone survive?
>>2059805>>2059794>>2059791>>2059786>>2059781Mmmmmkay.Roll me some dice to see if you're calm enough for this.1d100DC 85.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>2059808Rolling...
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>2059808
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>2059808
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>2059808
>>2059818Chaos with the clutch.
We still need one more roll...
>>2059808last dice roll, check this 1, my dudes
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>2059841You are like babby.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>2059841fuck
You close your eyes, taking in a large breath before breathing out slowly. Calm Susumu, stay calm. The anger can come later. "Who did it?" You ask, opening your eyes and staring at the two before you. "And don't give me some bullshit about how you don't know."Kakashi stares at you, probably trying to get you to back down on this, which means that the person, or people, who did this must be someone you know. Immediately your mind goes to either Danzo or Orochimaru. So help you if they're the ones who did it... Kakashi, seeing that you're not backing down, finally relents. "Itachi Uchia."You nearly fall down, the only thing keeping you up is Guy and Kakashi rushing forward to catch you. "No." You whisper, sweat already appearing on your face. "That's not...how?" You grip Kakashi by the front of his shirt. "How do you know?" He stares at you for a moment, then it dawns on you. "Someone's alive aren't they, who is it? WHO IS IT!?""Sasuk-" You don't even let him finish. You shove him out of the way and start making your way to wards the Uchia Compound, but Guy and Kakashi jump right in front of you, blocking your path. "Sir, the Third asked that you remain here until they can figure out exactly why-""IS. HE. STILL. THERE." You growl, fists clenched. "Is the child still in the fucking compound?" Kakashi nods, and you curse. "Then get the fuck out of my way, I'm not leaving him alone so that Danzo can get his fucking hands on him.""Sir," Guy says, stepping forward. "We WILL stop if you if we have to, but we'd rather not." "Oh you better fucking believe you don't want to." You say, your entire upper body slowly turning to iron.>Hmmm>1d100>DC's are 70 and 85. Only the first one needs to be passed for you to move on.
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"Sir, don't do this." Kakashi warns you, taking a stance to get ready. You glare at the brat in front of you, how fucking dare he think he's gonna' stop you from moving on? Still, with two of them blocking your path, you'd have to actually get serious...Hmm? You blink, then let out a little sigh, standing up and relaxing, causing Kakashi and Guy to blink in surprise. "So, you heard?""Yes." Guy and Kakshi turn around, seeing Joyo towering over them, his hands brought together in a prayer. "I thank the two of you for being so concerned for Susumu's well being, but right now young Sasuke is in more trouble than you realize.""Wai-" Kakshi starts, but can't finish. "Wind Style: Entrapping Gust Jutsu." A giant ball of wind appears over Guy and Kakashi, forcing the two of them to their knees as the air whips around, keeping them off balance and unable to move for the time being. "Go on, wait any longer and who knows what's going to happen to the boy." You nod, clasping a hand on Joyo's shoulder as you pass. "Thanks Joyo.""And Susumu?" You stop, turning around. "We'll find Itachi, and we'll figure out why he did this."You nod, then rush off. It doesn't take you long to reach the compound, and when you do you're hit with the first sign that something terrible truly happened here. The Tetu's body consists of a higher iron content than most people, this has lead to multiple strange phenomenon in some of them, whether it be a higher susceptibility to Magnet based Jutsu, or one's skin being much more brittle. But some, like Susumu, have developed a keen sense of smell for iron itself. And right now, it's practically covering the Uchia Compound.You arrive at the entrance, walking through even as two Chunin try to stop you. A quick Knockout Genjutsu puts them down, and you're now practically stalking to wards the middle of the Compound. There's blood, and covered bodies everywhere. Some of them are even hanging through shop windows or on the steps of their homes. Goddammit Itachi, why? You round the corner, the same one you've walked plenty of times, and stare wide eyed at the scene before you. The Third's there, looking incredibly miserable as a couple of Jonin are talking with him, holding some papers or something. Then there's little Sasuke, he looks beaten up, his face stained with tears, but he's alive. Thank god he's alive!...and then there's Danzo beside him, placing a hand on the crying boys shoulder. He looks up when he sees you, the one eye frowning at you. "Susumu, is barging in when you've been told to stay away a new ability of the Tetsu's?""Sasuke." You say, stepping forward. The Third's finally noticed you, and you can hear him cursing as he moves to wards you. "Susumu no-""Now now Sarutobi," Danzo says, patting young Sasuke on the head. "Let's hear what he has to say. Well Susumu? Anything at all?">How do you...well fuck it, how you getting Sasuke away from Danzo, we all know that's what you want to do.
>>2059948"I want to talk to the kid. Just to the side."We should then proceed to tell him just how much danger hes in, what with being the last of his clan alive and that he should go with the third who will keep him safe. Also tell him if he needs anything to let us or our clan know, because we will be there for him.Danzo is going to try and leverage his authority, we can use sasuke to some degree with the third to keep him from the fuckers clutches.
>>2059948Sasuke, I'm here! Let me talk to talk to him a second, lord hokage, he's practically family and he needs someone familiar right now.
>>2059948>"Let him go or the Tetsu walk from this village."
>>2059968This plus my post>>2059969 though try to see if we can talk to the hokage about the tetsu or adooting him later. I know it won't work but it'd be in character.
>>2059971Wont phase danzo at all. Anyone not loyal enough to weather a tragety like this will just abandon the village anyway.However we can threaten to move out of the village. With the current mess thats the one result they are going to want to avoid politically since its a mirror move.
>>2059968>>2059969please mix these two, this seems to fit really well.
>>2059993>>2059984>>2059981>>2059969>>2059968Mmmkay1d100DC...89.Just try Anons. Try.
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>>2060007>>2060008>>2060009>>2060010>>2060011I'm sorry guys.So sorry.
>>2060007Close but no brisket.The third should have something up his sleeve though, since he kept the boy from danzos clutches in the nominal timeline.
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>>2060014It's the new thing. After getting rid of constant crits, w