This here is a thread for all Star vs The Forces of Evil faggotsSESSION START!https://youtu.be/gJpT_wHZeF8>In your hands rests...>L: "A singular achievement.">In your hands>Anonymous>Is something that has never been seen in all the multiverse>A demon heart>Forged with the fire of human souls>Containing the soul of a servant of hell>It shines bright and gold>It seethes with magical energy>L: "You made this.">Luna hasn't stopped smiling since you knocked over the hell train you chased down>Slaughtered the crew>Ditched the engine into Pit>Then rallied the human soul-cargo to your service>L: "You've made an opportunity along with it.">You had a deal to get a demon heart>It took binding your soul to the prince of hell>Now you don't need him>Now>L: "All the cards in your hands.">Luna puts her palm onto the still beating heart>L: "All this power.">She looks you in the eye>Beaming with pride and ambition>L: "All yours." >Absolution >That's the heart's name>You don't know how you know that>You've been staring at it since you finished the task>Weaving demon flesh and human souls together>It felt like a dream>You're still surrounded by the ruins of Engine 667>By the few straggling demons that remain>You're possessed by needs you've never known before>You're aware of so much>Of your enemies waiting in Hell>Of your rivals in Star and Marco and the MiB>Everything seems to be falling into place>L: "Our next step.">Luna whispers into your mind >L: "Is to establish this power with a seat. To sow the seeds of your strength. The house you lived in was...quaint. Still, it never could have provided what a true stronghold can provide. You need to pick the rock upon which to build your church. Even if only you know the place. We can send servants now. Do more without having to drudge yourself into trivial matters. Say the word, my darling. Speak it into your mind and the wheels of your influence shall grind this world into mash." >Your thoughts are so clear right now>Time itself seems to be holding still>Choose Anonymous>ChooseLAST THREAD! We approached this topic.This time we shall have a period of proposals and arguments for the new BASE of Anonymous' endeavors.>Where is it>How shall it be built>Who and what shall guard itMake your proposals, friends.Bless
>>2034912>The Swamp, where Wondervon is>Via our own damn hands (along with our minions, and maybe Wondervon)>For the time being, our own servants shall guard it (and maybe Wondervon too)
>>2034912No.Somewhere... Close. Some where personal.
>>2034912Obviously we need to build a super secret underwater volcano lab. In space. And guard it with some exploding laser sharks. Who are also skeletons.
>>2034912The HOLE is the seat of our power. To not claim Luna's old castle for our own, and take control of the beasts within would be a great opportunity missed.
>>2034912The base will be in the HOLE, accessible to only those that know it and are let in there personally. Built from both the materials of the dead world within and the faith of our subjects and will made physical. It will be crafted by our hands and mind.Guarded by its very nature, it is guarded within by our servants both made and willing.
>>2034912In Limbo, A Realm unclaimed, the site of your Beginning. Raise the dead. All of them. To tower above.Then Weave souls from Absolution into the Bodies. This heart. It shall be the Heart of your keep as well.Until you need it for something else anyway.Oh yeah, bring Science guy too I guess.
>>2034912>Your engineer in the swamps needs metalWe just trashed a demon train. Granted, it’s not an unlimited amount of metal, but it sure would be a good starting point, I’d imagine. Other alternatives may be found among the heaps of garbage where Trash-O-Mania was held. Or any other trash heap or scrap yard. There’s also the small issue of all the damage that may have been caused at the hands of Ludo and his giant Monster in the town. Perhaps we can try to negotiate with the MIB for ‘clean-up and salvage’ rights to the areas affected by beast, if not the beast itself. It had a freighter as a piece of its clothing/armor, after all. They don’t have to deal with a contractor raising questions about the things they witness and we provide a cheap and effective way of clearing out any evidence of mysterious happenings. In return, we get the raw materials we need to feed WonderVon’s insatiable appetite for metal and such.>You have a small group of friends, but in the coming days you may need more>Much moreI’m not actually a huge fan of the giant army method. If anything, I feel our best chances at actually going for a sheer quantity over quality solution would likely be to go to various sites of genocides and mass killings and just raise the ever-living fuck out of beings there. Souls that died in the world simply for being whoever or whatever they were when the wheels of fate and those in power decided to crush them underfoot. Unfortunately, given our current limitations for raise dead, I don’t think something like this is feasibly possible until AFTER we obtain our wand.Cont....
>>2034912>>2034933...Given our current concerns over Hekapoo, we have a number of possible avenues that are immediately available and that may tie into other desires and goals we have. First and foremost, Hekapoo is a member of the MHC, and so we should be able to count on the other members to assist us in our goals of rescuing her. One particularly useful member happens to be Queen Moon Butterfly of Mewni. Currently, the Butterfly’s and the Lucitors have shared relatively amicable relations with one another. However, a direct attack and kidnapping of one of their lead representatives (ambassadors? Secretary of Magical Transportation?) may constitute an act of work in their eyes. The Lucitors may back down when faced with such a threat, or may have been unaware of their Prince’s actions, resulting in a win through diplomacy. Alternatively, they will be forced to show their hand at trying to shift the balance of powers, in which case the armies of the most powerful/respected nation on Mewni joins our side as allies (“the enemy of my enemy is my friend”).Nick and friends might be interested if Hell and the Lucitors are involved. Alabasters’ heals would be nice as reassurance for our squishier friends. I legit would love to figure out how to roll in the football bros, Alphonzo, and the cheerleaders, because they’ve been fun to be with whenever we’re around them, but I’m saddened because they just don’t really complement where the story is going and the goals we have.>You need a proper base somewhere>No more holes and hideaway dimensions>You have minions in the skeletons>An egg on the way>Plus, your mom will definitely ask about the house soonAssuming we can get on the good side of the Mewnian royalty with solving this little kerfuffle, we may be able to get an official decree to setup our operations in the Mewnian swamp as opposed to just squatting there like we’re currently doing. With the materials we plan on providing WonderVon, we should be able to carve out a more hospitable base of operations. The swamps of Mewni are already the natural environment for raising our egg. As for our ‘Earth’ house… Queen Moon has a much better handle on magic than her daughter does… perhaps we can also work out some kind of restoration of our neighborhood with her power, for helping to address the problems with Ludo and the Lucitors. This may also allow us an avenue to get an honest to goodness Queen for the dance portion of crafting our wand. She’d probably be the most qualified “Queen” we could encounter... but a part of me actually just wants to have the Prom Queen from our dinky little spook-o-rama festivities because it brings a portion of our humanity and all the people involved therein to merge alongside all the crazy and marvelous things that are being cobbled together to fuse our wand.
>>2034912Take the Castle we fell in after getting shot.
>>2034912We go back to where this adventure started.The HOLE is the most fitting place.Far from our enemies, surrounded by beasts beyond comprehension, in a place that shouldn't really exist.It's too perfect.
>>2034912I vote for the HOLEor Wraith:he Oblivion's Labyrinth
>>2034912Young Luna waifu when?
If we are going to the HOLE.>Lets get some of those tea tree seeds Luna liked.
>>2034912We could take the mammoth bone from under the school, combine it with the Castle we fell in after getting shot, and the train to make something like Baba Yaga's Hut.
>>2034941We grow like a cancer into this existenceIt is fitting we place our throne at its beating heart> THE HOLE
>>2034912It seems we have gone and put ourselves in the limelight for our enemies to see again.Soon all of hell will know who attacked the Engine and it's passangers, and so will it's lord and ruler.We're on a race against time to attain s much power to protect ourselves and our friends and allies from our ever-growing list of enemies, and we need to strategize, and prepare the logistics of our yet to be born empire.I believe the most impregnable position we can make our HQ right now is Luna's castle within her Reality.However, logistics from there would be really hard to keep since we'd need her help everytime we want to move between her Reality to ours AND/OR use the Hole we have somewhat forgotten in the School's bathrooms.I suggest making our place at Luna's but setting a secondary HQ in our Dimension. If we could secure a safe trip between Luna's castle to the Hole (we still have to deal with the WORM MONSTERS in Luna's reality), and then set up a permanent rift inside the bathroom stall to a nother position from which we can organize in Earth that would be best. That way we don't need to risk Luna's place if our secondary HQ gets attacked.There are many locations where we could fit our Secondary HQ:>Wondervon's Workshop, in Purrkistan.>The Swamp Hole in the Bogmonster Swamp.>Hekapoo's place (usefulbecause of timedilation but not so much because it's in risk of being attacked by demons).>The forests of Salem where Martha resides (we should also seek on recruiting her and give her an actual job opportunity).Speaking of Martha, Anon is going to need Lieutenants...
>>2034912>Dont forget to have the dead haul all this sweet scrap metal to that Mewman Swamp.
>>2034961>>2034931>>2034912yeah don't forget to get Wondervon the metal from here
>>2034950>The How is to combine our magic with human technology. We get Wonderdork all he needs to weave magic and tech together and let him build a fortress of a god. Betraying us would only ruin his grandest creation. This will take time however, so the first iteration will be to reshape some of THE HOLE into what we demand. >The Hole itself will defend itself. Since our keep is made of the Hole it is the Hole and we are its lord and master.
>>2034953>>Wondervon's Workshop, in Purrkistan.Oh don't you worry.Purrkistan will be ours soon enough.It's castle would make a great second base.
>>2034953We already have Wondervon in our hands, though we still need to make sure he's loyal to us in fullness.I suggest scissoring to his place and going to his workshop for his things, then moving everything to one of the new HQs anon WIll have, along all of the scrap we can rescue from the 667 Train and the cars behin the School.We have Jackie and Janna too. Jackie I do not know what position she could fullfill in our Empire, but she could probably help is with Logistics.If Janna can learn Magic from Luna and Martha she could help us with managing undead and other magical concerns.We shoudl also make an official proposition to Martha. She seems more concerned with teaching the Old Ways and tending to her Children, but maybe we can convice her she can do that as well and maybe helping create a new empire where her teachings and alumns can prosper.Also, Trashman is here. He could be pretty useful if he would join us.And of course, we cannot forget Susan, who I suggest using Revenance on once we reaise her and see if we can truly be friends.. Susan remembering her past could be really usef ul to us, specially if she knew Queen Moon when she was alive.
>>2034912>Your engineer in the swamps needs metalFollow mom's advice and only give him as much as he needs. The old cars at the school and the demon train work. Make sure to take anything we can us from the train wreckage. Like functional soul jars, the demon guns, and etcetera.
>>2034969>>2034970Yes, I agree that Purrkistan could be really useful.However, toppling a country's government which is recognized by other powerful entities could make us even more enemies, not to mention that managing a literally country with people living in it is a real responsability Anon has no time to do right now.if we go to see Fif for the Wand thing and we come into conflict with the Sultan we can defend outselves and even go beyond that, but I do not suggest just going straight to invade the Country without a proper army.
Did we ever consider giving the good doctor to X-Com? Im sure they have... ways.
>>2034912I would offer up using either the spooky woods that are in Salem or the hole if need be. I am leery of the hole because it is so isolated to be reachable and unless we fully subsume ourselves in the God being to control the hole I don't know how well wed be able to handle it.With the forest and the witch however we would be able to make the woods and realm of magic become alive once more as for some reason on Earth our relays magic had faded away and became rather slim if we make our base on our own world who knows what wonders we will craft
>>2034978>>2034970>>2034953Oh, and don't forget that among all this we also have today the Nightmare Hunt with Star.We most definetly are gonna miss school today unfortunately.I really don't want to dissapoint Skullnik, but we currently have alot of inertia and we shoudl absolutely not lose it.>WE STILL HAVEN'T FOUND HEKAPOO.If she is not here in the train, she's probably in Hell. We're gonna need the MHC and maybe the call in of the favor we agreed on with Tom in hell, make sure he doesn't try to give us Hekapoo heart's.THE FUCK.We need to rescue her, but it seems that just running into hell right now would put us in confrontation with Lucikron, we stilla re not ready to fight against. As mcuha s I hate to admit it.
>>2034912Guys utilize Inversion to reverse whatever magic that drags a soul to hell to drag a soul out of hell.
10 Minutes remain before the final vote, my friends.Some important notes to consider!>>2034920>>2034920This would be an excellent option.>Native planet>Ease of access to the rest of Earth via Scissors>Hard for anyone to get to it>Even if they know it's on the south pole of the planet they need to FIND IT in order to reach you>They will need to survive the South PoleHOWEVER!>Very difficult to maintain practically>Far too cold for living/non magical servants>Getting the Iron will take either a long time or a lot of servantsStill, it can be done.>>2034922>>2034922An option with excellent sense. Good resources.>You will be in Mewni, an alien world>Swamps do not make good foundations for large buildings>>2034924>>2034924There is literally nothing wrong with this.>Except for the engineering it would take to build it and the logistics of getting resources in and out being a literal nightmareOn the upside>The Aesthetic>>2034930 >L: "It -is- your inheritance after all. My old world has nothing to offer me...the magic there entirely runs off of soul energy. It would do nicely." >However>There is only one way in>One way>THE HOLE>Which is in your school bathroom wall>It's been secret this whole time>With nothing spilling out>Aggravating it could let more things slip through>The ancient things left to rot there could stir>Not to mention you'd need to physically reinforce the site>Your scissors can take you to the entrance but do not work properly once inside>No one's scissors would>Ultimate security>Ultimate seclusion and mystery>Janna would love it>>2034932>>2034932Energy does not behave in Limbo the way it does in other realms. As we noticed with the demons their flesh did not evaporate when they died as is natural. Instead, only their souls escaped because of the WILL of their master Satan. Their flesh, also made of pure magic remained. Because Purgatory is a pit of stagnation.>Also it is surrounded on all sides>Every dimension can access Purgatory>Even without Scissors>All you need to do is die without any hope>>2034938>>2034938Another Mewni stronghold.There is but one issue with this...>You have no idea where it is on Mewni>You ended up there because of using the Scissors mid-combat>It randomly took you somewhere far away>You know you were in Mewni because of the Lizard guy>That is allConsider these in our final 10 minutes of argument.Then we cast the final vote!
>>2035007desu, she would probably understand if we miss class if we are busy trying to stay alive
>>2034912THE HOLE we are the master of that place we make it out of the hole and in it and i wonder if we can have a portal of the HOLE in hekapoos dimension and we can build our fortress there>>2035017i support this
>>2035023i kind of want to move the HOLE and make it into something of a nexus to other places where we can build castles connected to it
>>2035019Can we move the HOLE to Limbo?
>>2035019>Swamps do not make good foundations for large buildingsNothing a bit of manipulation via Intensifying Gravity here And There can't fix.
>>2035023>>2035029and i really want a stable portal into limbo
>>2035019ok i vote limbo but for our private base THE HOLE
>>2035035we build in limbo and we have it connected to the hole
>>2035020If Marco is going abck to school we shoudla sk him to Explain to Skullnick our absence and if he can get our Homework.>>2035017An interesting proposition. We really need to experiment more with Magic, if Janna's good with it she could be help us with Magical research.>>2035019I believe THE HOLE is the best option, but we need to secure a Logistical Train from:>Luna's Castle to The Bathroom Hole.>The Bathroom Hole to the secondary HQ.We can use the School as an intersection between our two HQs, moving supplies between one HQ to the other, using Luna's as our main HQ and the place where our allies should retreat in case the secondary HQ is overwhelmed,We use Luna's castle as our main base of operation and our other HQ as a more locational base of operations.We need to figure out with Luna if the The Hole can be moved, closed, and new ones opened in another places to move The Hole to another location.MAYBE we could close the Hole in the Bathroom and open a new one in a much mre inhospitable location (The South Pole), then set up a dimensional hole between the South Pole to our second HQ.That way we can make The Hole even harder to find, and we can also set up the Hole entrance with innumerable traps to set up anbushers to would be invaders who would try to go from our (then overwhelmed) secondary HQ to the Hole, or simply make them try and find The Hole.
THE TIME IS NOW!https://youtu.be/QZpgHrKXoocThe options are...>THE HOLE>PURGATORY>MEWNI SWAMP!Cast your final votes, my friends.Enjoy this meme from a long lost pal.
>>2035079have a teleport spell placed over the door way of the bathroom that leads to an identical room somewhere else, that way no one ACTUALLY goes into the room with THE HOLE and instead goes to what looks for all appearances as a regular bathroom. We could even have a minion disguised as a janitor guarding it it
>>2035079>>2035090>>2035097Once we get our wand, we should try to use a specific new spell using One With Nothing to control Reality Holes like the one in the bathroom to try and move them, close them, and open new ones.If we set up an intersection in the South Pole we can also make sure if anything escapes THE HOLE that we can get rid of it quickly before it hurts anyone. There's nothing in the South Pole it can hurt and we can also set up guards making sure that nothing we do not want to goes IN or OUT of the Hole.
>>2035079>>THE HOLESupporting >>2035079
>>2035087>THE HOLE>>2035079i vote for this basically the hole main HQ
>>2035097>>2035090Vote for the HOLE or it won't count.
>>2035087>Purgatory.We need a tie people.
>>2035087THE HOLE, with a secondary, less permanent HQ set up somewhere in Mewni or Earth.
>>2034912Voting for THE HOLE.
>>2035087>Purgatory But see if we can move the hole later
>>2035087>>2035100Well, if everyone's gonna be shit and not choose the swamp,>PURGATORY
>>2035101i love this idea
>>2035087Ravioli ravioli I choose THE HOLy oly
>>2035131wrong post >>2035079i mean i love this idea
>>2035087>>2035127Also>Mom, is there any we can move THE HOLE somewhere else?
>>2035150>>2035131I mean. They're kinda both of part of the same idea I proposed.
>>2035087Purgatory. The hole only has one way in, which means we could be trapped, and we could easily get into a toffee situation I feel.
>>2035177i know and i answered to the wrong comment two times i love those ideas i meant to answer to this >>2035097 its a good ad on to your ideas
>>2035193if this is the route we take, I'd consider taking it a step further and disguising the stall itself as well. layer upon layer of magical and non magical defenses, cause, you know... only one way in...
>>2035210agreed and we make the real stall into a literal bunker portal nexus and we make a copy so no one will notice
THE VOTES!>THE HOLE>L: "Do you like my twisted, silent hole that much, darling? You should have said so sooner.">A: "M-mom shutup I can't think with a Fearection.">L: "I don't mind.">11 votes>PURGATORY>A: "It could be right here...right fucking here where we get started..."4 votes>Mewni Swamp>0 votes>Wamp womphttps://youtu.be/KIQ7G4C5z9k>A: "Luna...">L: "You've decided haven't you?">A: "There's a lot we need to figure out. How to get the castle closer to the entrance.">L: "Well that's simple, Anonymous.">Luna's eyes flash>You feel something move inside you>A rumble from a trillion miles away>You can tell something just woke up>L: "The Castle Flies.">A: "Can we move the entrance?">L: "The Hole you mean?">A: "You said it without caps...">L: "It takes practice.">A: "Can it be done?">L: "Perhaps. My reaching you shouldn't have been possible. Still, it was done. That's the family business.">A: "Fucking shit up?">L: "Doing what shouldn't be possible.">You disassemble your skelebike with a wave>The 10 skeletons rise up>You open the air to Mewni Swamp>A: "Bring me the Mole.">They emerge carrying the Doctor's Giant Robo son>Who is in turn holding his daddy like a kitten>They both look shook>A: "Will this work?">You motion to the wreckage of the gigantic train>DW: "F-for what!?">You shred the air>Revealing the place all your adventures started>The dirty Bathroom stall in Echo Creek High>A: "Starting my empire.">There's a bit of an awkward silence>You were just super heavy with no lead up>DW: "Vell I mean I zuppose if dat is how tings are den zis is how dey are gonna be.">IT IS A SIGHT TO SEE>Purgatory Skeletons>Wondervon's Hulking metal child>All pushing engine 667 into your portal>Feeding it's bulk into THE HOLEcont
>>2035273>>2035273>In that vast darkness>Luna's old castle>Crumbling>Opulent>Terrible>Hovers in the Starless sky of her dead world>You survey from a nearby sand dune>Your friends are gobsmacked>Except Marco>Who is far more worried>He tries to approach>Jackie gets to you first>J: "Anon...what's going on?">A: "I'm taking this fight to the big boys, Jackie.">J: "I-">A: "The double stuffed gentlemen.">J: "We-">A: "The fats Domino.">J: "Ano-">A: "Gonna roofie Satan in his own hou-">J: "Anon!">You turn back to her>J: "D- do I need to be worried here? Are we in danger?">You consider for a moment>Decide to answer honestly>A: "Not if we win.">J: "...">Jackie holsters up her crossbow>J: "So, we saving the world now?">A: "Fuck the worlds.">You grin>A: "We're just kicking a cunt's ass.">Ja: "Anon!">Janna gets your attention>She's pointing to a new portal>It's blue>Totally unlike yours>It's also huge>It's also long abandoned>You follow the footprints, hoofprints and celestial glide marks toward your hill>Then up it>Then toward you to->Mo: "Stop! In the name of the Magical High Commission!">There's a woman there>She's very tall>Dressed head to toe in glittering silver armor>Her white hair partly blows in the breeze>She's stained in soot>Covered in splotches of molten blood>With her is a Crystal headed creature with snakes for arms>A goat man>O: "Whoah! Hey, Anonymous! How's it hanging, kid?">A miniature version of Omnitraxxus Prime>The woman puts one of her two swords toward your nose>Mo: "I am Queen Moon Butterfly of the Mewni. I am the leader of the forces that bring balance to the Multiverse and all it's magical powers.">She narrows her eyes>They are diamonds of authority>Mo: "Who...are you.">L: "A queen.">You swallow>L: "How convenient.">M: "H-hi Star's Mom.">Mo: "Hello, Marco.">A/L: "Fuck."What do?
>>2035096>>2035270Changed my vote, but couldn't delete the old post.
>>2035279"Well I could go on for a while with titles, but lets cut to the Chase. I am Anon McMoot, and we both need each other's help."
>>2035279Hello Moon, I am Anonymous McMoot. Or, as Omni likes to call me, Anomalous.
>>2035279"Uh, this stall's occupied."
>>2035273>L: "Do you like my twisted, silent hole that much, darling? You should have said so sooner."M-mommy no, that's forbidden love kind of, no blood relation
>>2035279Introduce yourself.You're (or at least consider yourself a friend of Hekapoo).Explan your last interactions with Tom and what you've learned.Hand them Hekapoo's phone as proof AND show them your NAMED scisspes as proof that Hekapoo trusted us with them.
>>2035279Supporting >>2035290 and >>2035311
>>2035279Hello Moon. You're not as pretty as I've been told. Wanna make a deal?
>>2035279>Try not to come off as an actual devil. Now is really not the time to ask her about that dance.
>>2035316Also. No. Rude.
>>2035316No ruud to de moon
>>2035279"I am Anonymous McMoot. Please know that I can't feel fear, and the only purpose that sword in my face is serving is making YOU look like my next target."
>>2035279>>2035311This pretty much.>Also, what the heck is bring balance to the Multiverse supposed to mean? Sounds... Sketchy. Though I cant really be one to talk.>>2035334Still rude.
>>2035311>>2035279OH. Also don't forget the whole thing about LUDO King of Monsters and all that.
>>2035279>"Yeah, look, you're yelling at the wrong people. Glad you're here, though, we can get H-poo now! Big guns, cavalry and all that shit.">"Also, hey Big O, how's it hangin?"
>>2035311>Supporting>Inform her about Ludo, a giant swarthy lizard man that hands out sandwiches, and also inform her that the Prince of hell is enamored with Star Butterfly who we have a hunting date with tonight.
>>2035279>>2035290 >>2035311 >>2035316These work>>2035331Anon is a very rude dude. It's very fitting.
>>2035345We do not have a date. Bad shipper! Get back on your corner!
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE A MOUTHY LITTLE FUCK.
>>2035353I don't ship starnon, I just want to rustle Marcos jimmies.
>>2035358There's never a time not to be a mouthy fuck.
Also>They are diamonds of authoritySteven universe cross-over confirmed.
Do not be rude to MOON, who's help we could actually need and get from to get thatDO NOT BE RUDE TO FUCKING MOON, YOU MREGGERS.
>>2035279>>2035318Also supporting >>2035373
>>2035279>>2035318>>2035379WAIT JUST A GODDAMN MINUTEDidn't Susan say something about being her Best Friend?
>>2035279i support these >>2035301>>2035311>>2035342>>2035345>>2035316we are rude its like nearly most of our soul and personality
>>2035387>ASK HER ABOUT SUSAN FUCK>>2035392Well than apologize for being a rude fuck with no filter, and then continue to spew vitrol.
>>2035279adding to:>>2035327mention Susan and don't be rude.
Reminder Queen Moon does not deserve our respect, and is a HUGE fuck up.LIST OF MOON'S FUCK UPS>Letting her crazy daughter wreak havoc on a world that is in noway prepared to handle her magical bursts.>Not stopping/knowing about the Ludo uprising>Letting Skull Lord make Undertale ( he was a Mewman guard)>Being in out face when Heckapoo is missing>ToffeeThere is no reason for us not to be rude to her.
>>2035424>Letting her crazy daughter wreak havoc on a world that is in noway prepared to handle her magical bursts.Also worth mentioning that that world is our world. All the more reason to be a ruder duder.
>mentioning Zombina when necromancy is considered taboo on MewniDon't do that
>Hello. Im anonymous Mcmoot.>Push the sword away from your face. Slowly.>Nice to meet you. Would you like to talk after you arent on fire and full of swords?
>>2035424>>Letting her crazy daughter wreak havocStar has technically not really "WRECKED HAVOC"All of the magical bullshit happening on earth is the Spooks and Ludo's fauly, soon also Lucikron.>Toffee.We have absolutely no knowledge of Toffee's bullshit.>>2035435We also don't know the connection between Susan and Moon.
>>2035311Supporting>>2035424>There is no reason for us not to be rude to her.And what exactly will we gain from it? At worse we'll have a new enemy to deal with, at best we'll end up bitching at each other and wasting time when we could be doing something else.
>>2035424Time and Place, Anon. You are 100% correct though.
>>2035445We could totally tell on star tho.
>>2035424>>2035434i can agree to that its like putting a hyperactive child with a nuke and super powers in your house then shiting on the doorstep to your house and not noticing a guy spending years in your backyard killing and making people like a demented god after having mutant inter-species slave children
>>2035445Has she called mass destruction, no.But her magic has still been a problem for many, and Moon putting her here is still incredibly irresponsible. Besides we'll weren't there for every magical mishap Star has definitely done shit to usYou have a point about the Toffe thing though, so ill give you that.>>2035449We gain the satisfaction of calling her out. Remember who you are playing as.
>>2035424whats funny is that if it affects them personally then they act and to make them act it needs literally hit them in the face other then that they just argue and do nothing
>>2035459A nuke is understating it. She can literally accidentally destroy the earth if she actually properly casted her crystal laser planet destroyer spell. And it's kind of terrifying to think about, since she could literally be waving her wand around and wonder "gee, that spell kinda sucks. Just a laser pointer. What was it supposed to be? Crystal las-BOOM" no more earth.
>>2035311>>2035316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfuCLp8VEng>You look down at the sword>Your eyes cross>They swap colors and flash gold for a moment>You look back up>Cold as fuck>Brush the sword off>A: "First of all...">Engage knife hand>A: "How -dare- you speak to me.">L: "Oh, Anonymous~">A: "Name's McMoot.">You notice the skeletons and Wondervon stopped when Moon called out>A: "KEEP WORKING!">O: "Okay!">He shoves the train with all he has>It's actually sliding across the sand with quickness>Moon does not look impressed>Mo: "Who...are you?">A: "I'm a king.">Moon is somehow even less impressed>Mo: "Oh?">A: "Well. I call myself one.">You glance around>A: "...and I don't see anybody here who can kick my ass so...">You stand up tall>A: "I'm a king.">Rh: "I-I-I don't like the looka this guy, your highness.">The crystal is talking>Rh: "He's evil. He-hehe-Probably set Hekapoo up to get Demon napped!">A: "Wow. Presumption Junction needs a fucking crossing guard.">Mo: "What's that in your hand.">A: "The loot drop.">Mo: "Don't toy with me.">Moon glows>Quite brightly>Your brain burns a little>Your nostrils flare>L: "She's strong. Remarkably so. Practiced in it however...not talented.">A: "AAH! Fuck! Fuck!! Alright! Geeze. I'm a friend of Hek's!">Rh: "Prove it!">You produce your scissors>A: "She gave me these after I passed her test.">Mo: "May I see them?">You hesitate>Mo: "If you're a friend then nothing bad will happen to your blades.">You tentatively hand them over>Moon cuts through the air>You can see the other side is Hek's Forge>O: "Hah. Nice.">Mo: "If this...person.">She somehow makes the word person feel dirty when she says it>Mo: "Was an enemy then this scissors wouldn't be able to reach Hekapoo's dimension.">She hands you your scissors back>Mo: "What happened here?"cont
>>2035484>>2035484>You explain>Animatedly>Rhombulos, as you learn he's called tries to convince Moon to let him crystalize you>O: "Stop, man. Anomalous is cool.">Rh: "You thought ECLIPSA was cool!">O: "She was.">When it's over you hold up ABSOLUTION>Which is when it all becomes real for Moon>Mo: "Engine 667...is dead?">A: "Yeah.">Mo: "The Underworld is an Ally of my kingdom, young man.">She stands up from kneeling to your eye level>Her armor's belt sags a touch>She's wearing fine silk under all that silvered steel>Why is it like that?>L: "Magically reflective and immune to non-magical weapons.">It also flatters her gigantic hips>Omnitraxxus chuckles when he hears that thought>Le: "baaahhh!!!">O: "Sorry. sorry.">Mo: "Or at least...it was.">A: "Satan's got Hekapoo.">Mo: "The question is where...">A: "I think I know.">You point to the canyon where Engine 667's conductor fled>Leaving his minions behind>A: "Wherever that hole goes. That's where they paid the toll to Hek's roll.">As you speak this a horrible cry is heard from the pit>A beast>Covered in eyes form the tip of it's drill shaped metal face down to it's writing set of seven tails emerges from the canyon>It charges for your group>It's body melts the sand to glass as it writhes>Your ready yourself for combat>As does everyone>Except the MHC>O: "I~ got it...">Omni reaches for a point in space>Drags it over in front of the hell-worm>It charges into one spot>Then collapses out of what looks like a portal right back into the canyon pit>It sounds like a million train crashes happening over an orphanage fire>Omni picks the hole in his head where ears should be>O: "We're cool.">He thumbsup>Mo: "We need to rescue her.">You explain what the demons were planning>Mo: "On...earth?">A: "Yeah.">Mo: "...we need Glossaryck. We need a plan.">A: "Can't you call him?">Le: "baaAAHhh!">Rh: "You said it, Lekmet. Glossaryck -never- comes when he's called.">A: "Why not call Star? She's got Gloss-a-dude.">Mo: "Star is...not ready for these sort of things.">A: "I'm 14 and I do alright.">Moon looks you over>You scratch one of your gunshot wound scars and cough out some glowing blood>Mo: "Right.">WHAT DO!?>Also>A skeleton has approached>It asks politely if you would like the castle...>REINFORCED FOR BATTLEor>OUTFITTED FOR MAGICAL RESEARCH
>>2035493>OUTFITTED FOR MAGICAL RESEARCH but fortified like crazy and confusing moving mazes and portals to lead intruders astray
>>2035493>Research>"I'm gonna make it weird.">"As for ya'll, Star's busy with something but she'll prolly come if called. Besides, she's gonna get dragged into this anyways, this is her stupid ex-cuck's fault.">"....">"Tom, I'm talking about Tom. He did the bad."
>>2035493>Mo: "If this...person."Please, I go by anomaly now. Also, reinforce for battle. Can't have anyone storming out gates without being prepared. As for what do... I dunno, y'all figure it out.
>>2035493>OUTFITTED FOR MAGICAL RESEARCHalso>"I might like to meet this Eclipsa, If she has Omni's approval then she can't be that bad"
>>2035493>REINFORCED FOR BATTLEresearch is important of course, but we have too much shit against us to not focus on defenses first
>>2035493>OUTFITTED FOR MAGICAL RESEARCH
>>2035493>OUTFITTED FOR MAGICAL RESEARCHBy the end of the day, we ourself are a One-Man Army, and don't need no damn walls to fight for us. Better to have said walls be used for something useful.Like Research.
we can use our research to make the most confusing weird place where gravity is not just one direction think non-euclidean house with stairs on the walls and roof with shifting walls and portals and fill it with abominations
>>2035493>>Research>>"I'm gonna make it weird.">>"As for ya'll, Star's busy with something but she'll prolly come if called. Besides, she's gonna get dragged into this anyways, this is her stupid ex-cuck's fault.">>"....">>"Tom, I'm talking about Tom. He did the bad."
>>2035493>These are my... friends? Give it a bit. And girlfriend. They assissted me in destroying the Evil Engine. As did my CRUSADING skeletons.>REINFORCED FOR BATTLE>Ask Queen Moon about Susan.>Star is already involved, like it or not. Still its her call really.>Also check Hecks apps, like alternate reality gloserick told you too.>IM going to build a truck load, fuck load of undead minions, give them guns and armor. Forge my wand, and then kick Ass at the blood moon ball.>Ive heard about this thing called C O O R D I N A T I O N recently and it worked out pretty well. We should try that.
>>2035493OUTFITTED FOR RESEARCH
>>2035493>Reinforced for BattleWe have a hard enough time just getting time to study spells when we DON'T have 'Proper' Equipment and shit available... and I think we do a pretty damn good job of it as is. Go for battle, we got people always crashing our crib.>What Do?Sounds like its negotiation time. Any chance we might be able to Mind Read Moon and play to her instincts as ruler of a nation for dealing with a Rogue Ally?
>>2035493>REINFORCED FOR BATTLE>"We have pudding, call for Star. We were going to kill a nightmare tonight. Still plan on it. She's strong enough, or Tom is going to take her. We should get out of here. Away from prying eyes. Get Star and Pudding, the Blue boy will come."
>>2035493>>REINFORCED FOR BATTLE>>or>>>OUTFITTED FOR MAGICAL RESEARCHAW FUCK.BINARY DECISIONS.MY WEAKNESSWell.At first It seems that The Castle is already is in quite an impregnable location, and that anything that would try to get to it would have to go through the Hole, which serves as an EXCELLENT defensive chokepoint.However, we also need to protect the Castle from things INSIDE the Hole, and making sure the supply train is set up appropiately between The Castle, The Hole, and our secondary HQ.I really want to set it up for Magical Research, but It seems that right now our priority should be securing the castle of any threats.We can expand the place to fit up Magical Research when we have more resources. with the Help of Wondervon and maybe Martha and Trashman.>REINFORCED FOR BATTLEBut reserve some resources for increasing our own resource production.
>I met Glossaryck Once. He seemed like a pretty wise dude. If he isnt helping you he probably thinks you can handle it.>That or we gotta get some pudding.
>>2035530but more metal and bones and spikes
>>2035530Maybe.But that takes time.
>>2035493>>REINFORCED FOR BATTLE
>We should also ask if we can use Hecks dimension to GET GUD.Or at least if Ja and J can.
>>2035493>OUTFITTED FOR MAGICAL RESEARCHThen research magical defenses for the castle.
>Also ask Omni if he can move this horrifying nightmare portal to somewhere less... populated.
>>2035493>BATTLE REINFORCEDWe got a shit ton of things in and out of the hole that want to kill us.
>>2035556Omni can help us he is the master of space time so he could help us warp space and mess a little with time
>>2035598Guess we could ask him.But if we ever came in conflict with MHC he'd know the layout of the place.
>>2035607no i mean he teaches us and give us tips and help us step by step learn how to do it
The votes...>Reinforced for BATTLE!>8 votes>Magical Research>L: "It's time to crack the shell of the world beneath your fingertips. To supt deep from it's innards. For you to know your true potential...">10 voteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdcUjRtCJJw&t=1s>You can see it>In your mind's eye>Wondervon works so quickly>The tools he's been building the swamp work incredibly>Ugly>Effecient>Effective>L: "He was a good aquisition.">The ancient gate is remade>It weaves together into a maw>With two pseudo-crystal eyes at the top of a monolith of metal teeth>It glares at the thought of intruders>SLAMS itself shut when ordered>Instruments of horrid precision spring up throughout the halls>Rooms once abandoned are converted to sterile surgery table laden bunkers>The halls are swept>The living spaces spruces>It looks a bit like a grandma house...but full of SAW mechanisms, mysterious portals and needles>A: "Fucking sicc.">Mo: "Excuse me?">A: "Uh-">You clear your throat>A: "Look. You need my help with this. I'm certain of it.">Mo: "What are you after?">A: "Vengance.">Moon looks taken aback>A: "Tom hurt my friend.">You clench Muscles>He pops like a bag of chicken bones being smashed under a truck>A: "I want him to hurt back.">Mo: "You're a child.">A: "I told you I'm a king.">Mo: "It doesn't work like that.">L: "You're right.">Luna pipes up>L: "It's hereditary. Nobody -earns- what you have, is that right?">Mo: "Who...are you?">Moon inspects your space mom>Mo: "...and why do you look like my grandmother?">Luna cracks a touch>She glares>L: "What did you say to me?">Ja: "Hey, Anon!">Janna's munchin'>Crunchin on those FUnyons>She has your phone>Ja: "Got your phone.">It's going offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBtLV_4E64Y>A: "Damnit, give me that.">Ph: "I ONLY TOUCHED A WILLY ONCE AND ITWASJUSTALITTLE MISTA-">Beep>A: "What up.">R: "Hey, boss.">A: "Ron?">R: "Roger.">A: "Well, which is it?">R: "Your mom's ok.">A: "...How ok?">You walk off to learn what's come of your eg donorcont
>>2035850>>2035850>Mo: "If we find Star we find Glossaryck. He'll know when the ball is happening.">M: "Uh...Ms...Star's Mom. Queen? Ma'am.">Mo: "Just Mrs. Butterfly will do, Marco. I prefer the earth Nomenclature.">M: "Uh...Star doesn't keep Glossaryck.">Mo: "She doesn't? Wh- but Glossaryck is her tutor!">M: "She prefers winging it.">Mo: "Winging. It.">After hanging up you now know>A: "Dad's back...">He tried to get your Mom out of the house with him when she was depressed>He failed>Ron came over>Showed her...>G E N U I N E A F F E C T I O N>That good good>Took her ass to the hospital>Now she's at his place>They probably banged>You look back over to the crew of magical grown ups and children>Mo: "Oh! I cannot STAND that girl with- with her obstianance! A-and her stubbornness!">A: "Who can't you stand?">Mo: "My daughter!">A: "Ayyyyyy you're alright!">M: "What is your -deal- with Star, dude?">A: "She punched me in the eye and stole my best friend.">M: "I was your best friend?">Fucking ow, Marco>Mo: "I'll have to do it.">M: "Do what?">Mo: "Something serious.">Moon marches up to you>Mo: "Can you meet back here in 48 hours?">A: "So Friday?">Mo: "Yes.">A: "Psssshhhhhh yeah What're we doing?">Mo: "We are going to stop Lucikron.">A: "Ah. Sick. I should have it by then.">Mo: "Have what?">You look at Luna>L: "Don't tell her anything she might get her royal garters in a twist over.">You smile up at Moon>A: "Deh ting. It goes Quack and makes people duck.">O: "ooooOOoOOo">Mo: "Very well.">She leaves>Her goons go too>A: "Call me!">Rh: "We're watching you!">O: "Hit my line, Anom!">L: "BehhhHHHhhH!">Janna munches some more>Ja: "So uh...that was cool.">M: "Anon. You need to back off of Star. Now.">J: "Uh, no. He doesn't.">Marco looks wounded that Jackie just defended you>Feels good, bitchWhat do?
>>2035548>>2035493ALSO>>WHAT DO!?Well, Hekapoo is probably in hell. Though we should really check out that canyon the demon pointed to.Maybe they have her there.Or not.It's worth to check out.Also, making a note to get more loyal lieutenants.Can try with Martha, Trashman, and maybe our allies back at school beside the J's.We should also explore more of Purrkistan and check out Wondevon's old workshop.
>>2035855Get everyone as equipped as possible. Then, go get ready to hunt the Anticorn.Have Wonder make whatever the party needs. Also make a place for Nachos to sleep. Poor thing needs it since the forge is down.
>>2035855>Tell Marco he can go home now>"Moon why did you kill Susan?"
>>2035855>M: "Anon. You need to back off of Star. Now."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08
>>2035855Nightmare Hunting Prep Time~~~~Also might wanna let Star know that her Mum might, just might maybe be a little annoyed with her for reasons.
>>2035855>"What's the matter, Marco? Worried I'll "steal" her from you like I "stole" Jackie and Janna? Like SHE STOLE YOU from ME!?">"Aha, please, I don't steal anyone.... Except the Doc, but he was trying to kill me, so I'm pretty sure that's a fair trade for me not removing his skin.">"People /choose/ to be around me, Marco. You did, once. And now, so is Star, even if she drives me out of my fucking mind like you wouldn't believe. So no, I'm not going to back off.">".....">"Nigga."
>>2035855Its time to bootstrap down. We need to assess resources and equipment, then find out the most efficient way to distribute that equipment to everyone else. This is the Start of a New Empire folks, we only got one shot at this.so yeah>Nightmare Prep
>>2035886I like these words. These are nice words.
>>2035878>Also sass Moon a little more >"Your daughter wouldn't be a loose cannon so much if you actually spent some time with her as a mom. I guess though since you're a bug an all that you just shit em out and handle the one in a million that make it out of being a larva.Don't be rude to my mom bitch"
>>2035890>>2035893I hate to change/add to my vote already, but I didn't know someone was gonna post a sick comeback like this.
>>2035855Heal Marco's dragon-cycle if possible. don't leave a animal in pain.Open Hekapoo's phone and go through the apps and such to see if we can learn any other useful information.Call Steve and Nick. The Devil plans to us the magic of the Blood Moon Ball to bind Hekapoo to him. We need to stop that.Check on Alabaster and see how he's doing. The cultist tried to kill him for a reason so it's best to see another group hasn't tried. Tell him that the Devil has hekapoo, blood moon ball, and ect.Give Janna the spare Drake Armor and buy her a better knife. Buy Jackie a knife(so she has a physical weapon for up close combat) and buy some healing potions for everyone.Make sure to hunt the nightmare with Star. We need to get the horn for the wand.Gather up our undead puritans like previously planned.Collect the monster corpses so we can raise them to find Ludo's base location.Use our connection with Tom's rabbit to spy on Tom for information and maybe find Hekapoo's location if possible.Ask Luna if we could utilize Inversion to reverse whatever magic drags a deal breaking soul to hell to drag a soul out of hell.Grab a adult drake and kill it to bring our baby boy out of his shell.
>>2035855Nightmare Hunt Prep i guessOr we find a queen (that isn't a failure)
>>2035909That's a lot of stuff, but I'll support.
>>2035855>Looks like things are coming up egg donor. Good for her. Now if she ever apologizes you can get your feels back on track.>Thanks J. I appreciate it.>Could you two explain what you mean. Specifically. I feel like there's subtext I'm missing here.>I can admit I might not have been as nice to star as I could have. On the other hand... Left handed mage, right handed mage. I don't see us hanging out.>I don't wish her undue harm either. She punched me, for being a chode. I can admit that. Most of the gripes I had with her we're either really with you, or my own.>Go get your homework from boring human land. Shudder*>Then work it out, between mad science, Luna, and the internet shouldn't take too long.>Then go see egg mom, and let her stay in housevator.>Have a serious talk with mad science about what he wants out of life. What he really wants. Not what he settled for because the world is a cruel bitch.>After that do some spell slinging until sleep time.
>>2035855We gotta do a few things.>Contact Martha: if we're outfitting our castle for Magical Research then we're gonna need people do do that research. It'd be good if Jackie and Janna met her officially.>Trashman is still here, right? We should also make him an offer for a job. I'm sure he'd prefer his soul to be in our side than Old Luci's.>>M: "I was your best friend?">Fucking ow, Marco. Yeah. For real. If he's going back to school he can tell Skullnik we won't be able to go because of reasons.>No need to bust his balls anymore than Jackie just did.>>2035886A bit too much, really. IMO.>>2035909And heal Nachos too, Cause https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACxfKB3iP4>>2035909Many of these ideas are good too, though I think we should concentrate our effors in building our forces right now.
Now isn't the time to say people.Ask about Susan already? Plox?
>>2035855We need to summon our allies to see who will fight with us when the time comes.>Call The Assholes>Give Janna her Drake Armor>See if Martha will be able to offer any help (she did JUST wake up yesterday, she might not be ready yet)>And of course get ready for the Drake fight (Moon is gonna put Star on lock down soon, so we need to make sure we get The Horn fast)
>>2035951NOT DRAKE FIGHT THE NIGHTMARE FUCK
>>2035951>>2035956Either way we should get another Drake Armor for Jacke since I'd be a complete improvement over her Shark Armor.We also have the Tactical Vest we're not using.We gotta figure out who can use that.
>Deep inhale* Yep. Marco you were my best friend. And only friend. You were pretty much the only person willing to put up with me.
>>2035855I'll go ahead and support >>2035946 . Post operation debrief as well, make sure the parties still up for more of this/moral status check/boost. We didn't necessarily accomplish the desired goal, but the objective changed mid-mission and it seems we got through it. And there's more to come. On Friday.
>>2035924>>2035946I know it's a long list just getting it out there.
>>2035964supporting this, make marco feel bad man
>>2035855Actually, add these:>>2035909>>2035941>>2035946>>2035964to:>>2035876
>>2035909Do that.Well shit.Hekapoo's kidnapped and in hell.Tom is planning to use the Blood Moon Ball to do some bad.Ludo is still a massive cunt that needs his asshole inside outAnd we have to hunt a Nightmare tonight.I'd say we have shit that needs to git dun
>>2035941>Good for her. Now if she ever apologizes you can get your feels back on track.She already kinda did?It's herself she cannot forgive, at least from what she has told us.
>>2035990Oh... Great then?
>>2035855adding supporting for:>>2035964to my vote:>>2035909,but also add how Anon also had homosexual feelings for Marco.
>>2036011Not the time for our gay confession. Repress. Repress. Repress.
>>2035855Edit:What do? This do!>Nightmare Hunt Prep>Respond to Ron>Spec out the party with gear from Wonder and Quest Buy>Call Steve and Nick
If your going to guilt trip Marco don't dwell on it. That baggage is more a less past us now. We're better than we've ever been really.
Just lay it all out why you hate her. Preferably finishing with how she ruined your Waifu
>>2035855Don't actually bring up the gay feelings.>>2036011
>>2036011yeah. if we're gonna be open with Marco for once we gotta let it all loose in typical Anon fashion. Supporting coming out to Marco.
>>2036048>Preferably finishing with how she ruined your WaifuMarco, right?
>>2036056No, Sky Flutterby.
Don't confess our feelings for another person in front of our grilfriend Jesus Christ.>Still think Anons doing better now. He has friends. A lot of them. He has a parent. He might even have 2 if egg donor gets her shit together. We have power too. It's pretty good.
>>2036052Yeah fuckit, might as well.
>>2035855also secretly supporting revealing that we had homosexual feeling for Marco
>>2036077She kinda already knows.
>>2036090Remember how we texted her that fucking paragraph long text about how Marco "looks good in a dress" and then when she asked if we were serious we said "fuck I dunno, Maybe?" Yeah, she knows. Shit, since we crashed into Marco's house and made Susan say it while we stared him dead in the eye he might respond with "yeah dude, I know. It's pretty gay."
>Guess we havent been subtle then. >Please stay based Anon, dont freak out.
>>2036077Freaking this. Jesus, what is going on here? At most MOST give him this >>2035964
>>2036011Backing bringing up the Gay.
>>2035964Do this.And >>2036077For now.
>>2036076In this world, everyone is the waifu.
>>2035946>>2035946>>2035941>>2035941>>2035909>>2035909>The orders part>The ruling part>That's simple>It almost comes natural>A: "Janna, here.">Ja: "For me-">HWAP!>You deliver Janna her new armor>A: "Put that shit on and rock it. You'll need it since you insist on running up on mooks.">You hold Jackie's hand>S-shit>Your heart's fluttering>A: "Thanks, babe. You know you don't gotta stick up for me. I can handle Marco."cont
>>2036182>>2036182>J: "I know. I just also know you don't deal with social confrontation very well.">Jackie doesn't let you be awkward>She smooches your cheek>Your whole world inverts for a second>You chuckle like an idiot>Janna and Marco avert their eyes>You want to say something to Marco anyways>No>No not yet>First the ruling>That's the easy part>You make your contacts>Martha was in the middle of sacrificing some camping YouTube vlogger when you opened your portal>After shooing them off and explaining that you have a stronghold for her to occupy>Mar: "Are there trees?">A: "There's dead ones.">Mar: "Wind and Grass?">A: "Dead wind.">Mar: "Is anything living?">A: "Define living.">Mar: "...">Martha refuses>In your rage you pierce your palm and heal Marco's Dragoncycle>Grumbling the whole way>Marco helps Nachos up and begins to pet her>Alabaster is well>AL: "I am being sued.">Not so well>AL: "A girl committed suicide because I rejected her on live-stream.">A: "Want me to McEnd their lives?">AL: "No. I merely want to get away from the city. Would you care to have me on your hunt for the Nightmare?">A: "Hell yeah, motherfucker.">AL: "I was born out of the tears of a Star. I have no mother.">A: "Man your life sucks.">AL: "Nothing sucks when you are this attractive.">Facts>Nick and Steve get your message but aren't able to talk>You could hear lots of gunfire and what you think is the sound of someone eating a poodle while it's still alive>N: "Don't worry, Anon. Tell us when this "Ball" thing is happening and we'll be there.">S: "GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE DEGENERES IS ABOUT TO-">Beep>You send skelemans to get supplies>More weapons>A little bit of doo and dad>They move your stuff out of the HOUSEVATOR and into the castle>Holy shit>You live in a castle now>The moment is soured a bit by your visit to the hospital and Ron>You drop off the little door with BioMom>She doesn't speak when she sees you>She reaches for your hand>You pull it back>A: "Will you stop this? Is this gonna happen again?">She doesn't make eye contact>You're not mad>You just don't know what to say anymore>A: "You can use my old place...">You climb back to Purgatory>A: "Don't mind the smell.">You're back with everyone>Who you quickly send home>A: "Keep your phones with you.">Ja: "haha! Phones. You sheeple need to get off the grid.">A: "Take a shower.">Jackie asks what you're going to do>A: "Whatever it takes.">You shrug off your seriousness>A: "Like always.">She smooches you again>Hey~>A: "Is this a regular thing now cause I'm gonna need a cardiologist at this rate."cont
>>2036190>>2036190>Finally you drop off Marco>As he heads for the portal you wanna say a whole lot of things to him>M: "Did you mean that?">He speaks first>M: "Really. Was -I- your best friend?">A: "...Yeah.">Marco doesn't gasp or anything superficial>He never was one for theatrics>Not unless he thought they would help>M: "I thought you were lonely but I-">A: "You were it, Marco. Mi Uno y Solo.">M: "Uno y Solo...Psh. Best friend is Mejor Amiga, dude. What you just said means I was y-">A: "My one and only.">Marco is paused>A: "I know what I said.">Marco is blushed>You punch him in the chest>Let the portal close>A: "Faggot.">SHRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIPap!>You look back to your own portal>You do some handiwork with your portals>The school bathroom is no longer safe>You re-route the exterior door to a bathroom in a Shoney's off the highway>You fix up the interior entry so that it's accessible through your SWAMP HOLE>Then you get to work>The Castle isn't pristine>Far from it>It's a floating nightmare>Powered by unknown crystals>Humming with magical energies>You need to sleep for now>Then meet up with Star tomorrow>You send her a text>A: "Ready to rock and roll.">S: "You betchya!">A: "Good...One step closer.">You lay down in your bed>In your new home>The windows are as tall as your old neighborhood's trees>The mattress is pillowy soft after having been fluffed by your skeletons>In the corner Luna sits>Humming to herself>She looks up for a moment>At your egg>You brought it out along with the cleaned bodies and your fridge>It rocks>Pulses>Kicks>The shell cracks>SESSION END!NEXT SESSION SATURDAY 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!>ANONYMOUS YOU ARE NOW LEVEL 12>WILL IS NOW +17>WIS IS NOW +7>MUSCLES STR IS NOW +12>JACKIE HAS LEVELED UP>DEX is now +8>CON is +6>JANNA HAS LEVELLED UP>DEX is now +8>CON is now +4>CHA is now +4>Marco is gone for now>He also knows more about how he hurt youStay blesstlove, Quest
>>2036190>>She reaches for your hand>>You pull it back
>>2036192>At your egg>You brought it out along with the cleaned bodies and your fridge>It rocks>Pulses>Kicks>The shell cracksNOW IS A GOOD TIME TO PANIC
>>2036190>The moment is soured a bit by your visit to the hospital and Ron>You drop off the little door with BioMom>She doesn't speak when she sees you>She reaches for your hand>You pull it back>A: "Will you stop this? Is this gonna happen again?">She doesn't make eye contact>You're not mad>You just don't know what to say anymoreWrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tGL-buZ94Y
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>>2036214Panic? Panic?! WE HYPE NAO! Encourage it with mind speak. Who's a good boy! WHO'S A GOOD BOY?!
>>2036214>Anon had a kitten once.>That cat was taken from us like everything else in this damned universe>That cat's name was Bow>Today that cat lives again, its name carried on wings of fire
>>2035434Is there a possibility that Moon sent Star to Earth on purpose specifically because of the asshole government and the MiB?>daughter is causing damage due to lack of control>sent her to a neutral territory, but one with a power-hungry a government>if she destroys the world, that's one less threat to deal with in the future>if she learns control, that's also good
>>2036418So according to you she might be using her daughter as a way to indirectly attack Earth? Wow, not only would that make her a terrible mother but a terrible person as well.w
>>2036192BABY BABY BABY BABY! WE ARE A FUCKING PARENT, HOLY SHIT OH GOD WE ARE A PARENT, WHAT DO WE DO?!!!!!
>>2036011Only if it's trap Marco. Otherwise it stays in the closet
CLARIFICATION POST!Tomorrow, when we start the thread is -actually- the day you are Scheduled to go hunt the Anti-Corn with Star Butterfly.>Fuck schoolOh, Anon. Always finding some excuse.Bless
>>2037372Teach it to destroy our enemies? It's a drake man, I don't know
>>2037749Speaking of school, if we ever go again, can we just use mind reading to get the information directly from the teachers' minds instead of actually paying attention?It'll stop us from being bored, help us hone our skills, and we might actually learn faster than other students if we're good enough.
>>2037749>Fuck schoolFinally, back on track.
>>2036192I know I'm almost 2 days late on this but>Best friend is Mejor Amiga, dude.>Amigakek, that's the feminine for friend. The proper way in this context would be "mejor amigo".Was Marco trying to start shit by calling us a girl, or did Quest just drop the ball in this Spanish shit? Find out next time on Dragon B- Star vs Quest!
>>2040200I prefer to think of it as Marco correcting Anon calling him his one and only to the feminine form of best friend because I'd bet infinite money that Anon exclusively called Marco by feminine pronouns when they were friends for shits and giggles
>>2040200>Was Marco trying to start shit by calling us a girlNah, he just knows the truth. Also, you know, probably just a translation error since Quest is using google translate. But I like my version better.
SESSION START!>Boop>That was your alarm, right?>You drag your phone over from the nightstand that Luna made you>It's mostly glass>Black glass>With a few communicator panels for the rest of the castle>You really didn't get a chance to look at i->MISSED CALL FROM STAR BUTTERFLY>A: "Fuck!">You fumble with phone>A: "What time is i-">It's 7:30pm>A: "FUCK!">You call her back>Beep!>S: "Yello?">A: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-">S: "ANON!">Star's face pops out of your phone>A: "What the-">S: "My compact doesn't have speakers! You scream like that and it'll crack the sound crystals in it! My mom would kill me!">A: "Your mom's a bitch.">S: "Don't talk about my mom! She's not a-...whatever that word is.">A: "Bitch. I met her. Can confirm.">S: "Stop calling her that!">A: "Say it.">S: "...">A: "Thought you were a ~bad girl~ or something. Say Bitch. Say your mom is a bitch.">S: "Why?">A: "Cause I'm daring you to.">S: "My mom is a b-...">Star looks around her>You can see that she's in Marco's room>She whispers into the compact>Her mouth takes the up the whole screen>S: "bitch.">Victory>A: "You ready to do this thing?">S: "We can meet up now or like, later on. As long as we're done before sunrise.">A: "What if we aren't?">S: "Then I guess I don't sleep. I'd prefer now though, since Marco's supposed to make Super Pollo Nachos and I don't want Mr. Diaz to eat all of them.">You can make her wait>Or Not>There's a knock on the door>It's somewhat insistent>You have to let your eyes adjust to your new room>It's opulent>Covered in thorny, black and shimmering walls of blended stone and tech>Your bed is in here>Your TV>Your GAMESPHERE>As is your egg>Which is currently hatchinhOHSHIT IT'S HATCHING!What do?>L: "A busy start to a new age.">Luna's just appeared from the cieling>She's dusting off a set of tiny glasses>L: "Good morning, Anonymous.">A: "It's 7pm.">L: "Still, it -is- the beginning."What do?
>>2041148HEY STAR WANNA SEE A DINO HATCHING?!At which point portal into her house and yank her thot ass in here because we sure as hell are not facing parenthood alone~!
>>2041148Lets take Alabaster and lets-a go!
>Get star over now. Drakes are part of her world. She should know a few things. >Check on who is knocking>Go over to the egg and make damn sure we are the first thing it sees.
>>2041148MIND LINK HAVE IT ABSORB OUR BEST TRAITS, LOYALTY, COMPASSION, KEEP THE MEME FILTH LOCKED AWAY. OUR BABY!! THIS DAY HAS BEEN COMING FOR SO LONG!!
>>2041148Yeah, force Star to pay child support for our baby.
>>2041180>>2041179>>2041167>>2041163>>2041161What is WRONG with you? You sick fucks WANT to risk having our precious baby bond with Mega-Thot 9000?
>>2041148FUCKWE DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT RAISING DRAKESWHAT DO WE DO ABOUT LIL BOWSTAR KNOWS ABOUT DRAKES RIGHT?ASK HER. LIVESTREM IT I DUNNO.Oh and do the whole Mind Read babbu and petting. Does Luna know?
>>2041148Everybody else got to ride the apology train, might as well apologize to star. Like big Omni told us to. We aren't going to stop messing with her though. It's too fun.Tell her Marco will save her some nachos if she asks. Maybe hide them though. Mr Diaz has fierce nacho hunger.I need to go watch my Drake's baby hatch. It's gonna be fucking adorable. So I gotta go.Gimme like... An hour? Hour and a half? I'll text you.Go watch your baby hatch. Link minds w him. Just... Chill. Appreciate it. You see, and sow so much death. Try to find joy in life. This is supposed to be a "miracle" right?Tell who ever is knocking to come in, bit be quite about it. Oh. Telepathy right.Oh, also, cell phone recording. Stat.
>>2041193>might as well apologize to star.For what though? The fuck do we have to apologize for? Hell, hasn't she NOT apologized for trying to kill Muscles?
>>2041193Dude, we have to leave the apology for the right moment, like a "Before we die, I want to tell you that i'm sorry, I misjudged you, you are actually cool" moment from series and the like.
>>2041161Technically.We cant fo that.Scissors between Lunas Reality and outs dont work.Its not like slicing though dimensions. Realities are a bit thiccer than that.
>>2041222>Scissors between Lunas Reality and outs dont work.Then how did Luna create a portal between her castle and Brittney's party bus when we saved Luna?
>>2041197i believe she said she was only trying to help because she thought our arm was corrupting us
>>2041233That seems more like making an excuse than apologizing. Like if Ludo said "I didn't know the book was alive, I just wanted the magic inside it" I don't think that makes it better that he killed our mother, same with Star still trying to kill our blood brother.
>>2041256Well the difference is.... Star didn't actually do it. And she would feel bad if she did. Kill our blood brother.
>>2041256Anon lied to her and said she made the monster arm. She tried to fix something she thought we caused.
>>2041302This.We kinda coveres up Muscles origin so she thought Muscles was the same as Marco's.And we know what happened to Marcoboi
>Star doesn't get to see your response immediately>She sees you lurch off-screen of her compact>You throw open your door>It's Luna's servant>Mr. Velvet Ears>He is currently flanked by your own top-Bone man>Skeleton with the Glass eyes>What was his name again?>Doesn't matter>Both of them are mute>E: "EEEEEEYYEEHH!">Sort of>Your skeletons scream when they try to speak>You snatch off his jaw>Skeletons don't work like that>E: "EEHHHHHHHHH">E: "Mastah, we've finished dusting the lower halls. Wondervon's laid down the electrical lines. (Whatever that is) and soon we'll be ready to house aneh numbah of magical specimayuns.">You finally shut him up with a glare>S: "Anon? Anoh Hawwwn! Jerkface, are you in there?">A: "YEs!">You pop back into view>Then immediately duck off>A: "Oh god.">The shells is starting to stress and bulge like crazy>Fuck>You don't know how to into lizardbirth>You look to Luna>She's sipping a fresh, thimble sized cup of tea>She raises an eyebrow at you>L: "Well. It's your new pet, darling. Care for it.">A: "Caring?">Fuck>The only caring you know how to do is obsessive and possibly damaging>A: "I need a soft touch. Somebody who knows about babies.">You hear gasp from your phone>S: "Babies!?">Oh here it comes>S: "I.">S: "Love.">S: "baybeeez!">Some sparkles come out of your phone speakers>You think you're gonna be sick>S: "Can I help!? OOOOo I wanna boop it!">You grind your fangs together>S: "C'monCmonCMonCMooon Where are you? Are you at your house?">She slices the air>Steps through a visible portal>Sees your crater-home>S: "Oh...guess not.">D: "What the-">Your dad is there>A: "Cuntswapping Assmongerer.">SHHRRRIIIIP!>You slice a hole>In -your- air>It leads back to the bathroom>It leads to THE HOLE 's new entrance>You march past a few of your skeletons>All armed with bolter-type weapons Wondervon's devised>They salute as you pass>You walk past Nachos>Who's been doing great since you let it live in a nexus point between your boiler room and the open plains of uncharted Greenland>You slam open the door>Which you re-routed cleverly into the basement of the school>You see the Janitor>He's in tutu>A: "I won't tell if you won't.">J: "I got nothin to hide.">A: "Eh. Me either.">SHRRRIIIIIIIIP>You portal to your old house>Lean out of the universal hole>Grab Star>Zip Zop zoo bop!>S: "OHMYGOSHOHMYGOHAHAHASH! IT'S HUUGE!">A: "Heh. Phrasing.">S: "You wish.">A: "Fucking shut up and help.">S: "Okok! I thi~nk...">Star leaps for the shell>S: "We RIPOFFTHESHELLLIKEAGREATBIGPRESENT!">Wait>S: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIL' GUY!!!">WAIT NOWhat do?
>>2041330SMACK A HO!YOU DON'T DO THAT! ONLY IF YOU NEED TO HELP! WAIT FOR HIM TO STRUGGLE AND BREAK FREE FIRST YOU THOT!
>>2041330>S: "We RIPOFFTHESHELLLIKEAGREATBIGPRESENT!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd9ltJGykYcSnatch that bitch up by the throat and pin her onto the ground! NOBODY HURTS OUR BABY BOY!
>>2041330Stop her, grab her with Muscles if necessary.Let it break free of its shell first.
>>2041330>MANHANDLE A BUGPretty much >>2041356
>Restrain Star>"Star this is my baby, I need your help but I need to be the one it first sees. It is a drake. Tell me about drakes while we let it hatch on its own.">Take a moment to open a portal back to our house where dad is and tell him "Leave town forever or Die"
>>2041330>What do?With the help of Muscles, hold the bug back!It's important for the hatchling to break free itself, if he ain't strong enough for that, he ain't strong enough for nature, don't let her cripple our boi!
>>2041330>"NO YOU IDIOT THAT HURTS HATCHING THINGS!">pull her back
>>2041330Star no that'll hurt it!
>alright no. Cool your autism. Star know her shit. Sort of. This is not an Earth lizard, and he is already formed, otherwise he wouldn't be breaking out.Stop her. But gently.Ask her to calm down, and explain.Then cut the egg. Gently. Slowly. Don't fuck up you dumbass.Also forge that link with your Bebe. He needs to know he has your support. And you need to know his status.
>>2041330>>2041363This, though the dad stuff can wait until after imminent threat to Dino-babe.
>>2041330>>2041360While at it, also >>2041374 but ask our Bebe first before cutting egg. Personally, I want our boi to prove his strength.
>>2041330Smack a bitch.I will not have, our first son's encounter with a female will NOT be with an autistic cunt.She is to be calm as much as she can be.
>>2041366>>2041345also Psychic link to Him already
>>2041330kid's gotta grow up sometime. spent his whole life doing nothing in his egg, about time he manned up and faced the real world. help Star rip our boy free.
>>2041374>Trusting Star to know how to properly hatch a DrakeDo you remember who you're dealing with? Star Butterfly? This isn't some drake expert, it's a hyperactive teenager who doesn't actually really know how to care for children. I think the episode showing how much she kept fucking up caring for the Buff Babies is proof enough she's not that great for the job. Why did we bring her here again? She may be an expert on monsters, but I'm fairly sure she's mostly well versed in the killing them aspect, and not the hatching and raising them part. Hell, her advice for killing the drake was "I dunno, go for the neck."
We brought her because people are silly.Also, that's why I suggest we ASK her to explain, instead of demanding that Bow die for our Ego.You think quest won't do it?
>>2041404We needed to meet up with her for our Anti-corn hunt but the Drake was hatching, so we decided to do both at once.I guess it's kind of biting us in the ass right now.
>>2041412Who ever said anything about killing her? At worst we'll probably throw her across the room or something. And after we super punched her through the school, I think she can handle us asserting our fatherhood to protec our babu. >>2041415That's fairly reasonable. Honestly, I bet unless we literally kick Star out she'd've came here herself anyway.
>>2041404Actually, she did kind of know about them after (and before???) we went hunting for them. More than we did, I think. It gave us some idea for what to hunt and how.
She knows drake mommies carrier their eggs in the mouths. So more than we do.Explain that earth reptiles that dont hatch on their own experience severe cognitive and muscular defects. So your worried, and want to make sure it goes well.There, explain yourself. Not cucking hard.
>>2041428At most she told us that most Mewmans hunt them when they're becoming men, and the only drake that's been solo'd was one killed by her dad. And to go for the neck. It all honestly seems like basic/unhelpful stuff to me. I don't think she even told us that they breath fire, I think we got that from Quest, not her.
>>2041330>>Don't let her break the shell.You stupid bitch, you never break the egg shell for the chicks unless you're dying in it.
>>2041438It's kinda hard to explain this stuff to the hyper active baby hungry child trying to kill the drake by "ripping it's shell off like a present" Just saying. Force might be needed to stop her from possibly ruining this plot hook we've been carrying around for so long.
>>2041461Apply force, then logic.
>>2041330BITCH WAIT YOUR FUCKING TURN
Ha haBaby isnt even out of the shellAnd mom and dad are already fightingHa haHa ha
>>2041493>And mom and dad are already fightingBut Anon and Luna aren't fighting now. They made up a while ago.
>A: "STAR YOU FUCKING MOG STOP!">Muscles and you are on her ass like a man who's actually attracted to stick shaped aryan insects>Not you>No sir>Just -like- that gay>Similar>Cause this is a metaphor>You snatch Star by the hair>S: "Hey!">She spins>Wriggles to escape>She's actually pretty strong>20 total>Not strong enough to ditch your main man Muscles>He flicks her nose>She peeps like a baby bird>He takes the opportunity to Boa her ass up>As she's lowered to your black tiled floor she moans out her displeasure>S: "I just wanna see the Bay~be!">A: "Star this is fucking lizard.">S: "You're gonna -what- with it!?">A: "N- NO! NO YOU CROSS EYED NIT!">S: "Whoahwhoahwhoah hot head. Calm down. Yeesh. You really need to get less impulsive, Anon. You're outta control.">E N T I R E L Y C A L M .P N G>A: "Look. If he gets out too soon. He won't be right.">S: "How do you know?">A: "Cause that egg has been keeping him alive for weeks! He can't just ditch it! The time has to be right.">S: "Well isn't the time now? Shouldn't you seize the moment for new life!">A: "We need to be gentle. He needs me.">S: "You? Gentle?">A: "Almost as shocking as you getting it.">POP!>You both slowly turn...>S: "Waaahhhh!">A whole leg is freecont
>>2041508>>2041508https://youtu.be/CHwVQz_8trs?list=PLDmdF1ma6cZoeevdqKuNLFxI0uPp1JKGX>The titanic shell rolls from it's position>Goo splatters everywhere>You give chase>You can feel it's thoughts>"Push! Push RuN! Gotta Run! Gotta fly!">It sees visions of deep jungles>Of clear waters>How does it know these things?>S: "What's his name!">A: "Bow!">Bow>You yell it into it's mind>It hears it>It hears>Not just with it's head>The rolling stops>The shell stretches>S: "Bow? Like a ribbon?">A: "No. Like something that shoots for the stars.">You push the egg away from the window>A: "Like something elegant. Something reliable!">You strain a bit to keep the slick leg from kicked out tiles and knocking over bookshelves>A: "Like something that can't be lost. Something to guide the way.">You think all of this as you say it>A: "Bow. It's mine. It's true...and it's his.">Which is when the shell shatters at the topcont
>>2041523>>2041523>SSHHHRRIACK!>It's deep green>All across it's body>The scales shimmer like rusted copper coated in fresh rainwater>It's egg smells so clean>The heat is incredible>A: "Bow...">You feel his thoughts>"Breathe...breathe...heart...Breathe...">He opens his eyescont
>>2041528>>2041528https://youtu.be/Eaw9oONNF-A?list=PLDmdF1ma6cZoeevdqKuNLFxI0uPp1JKGX>He looks at you
>>2041530>I AM YOUR FATHER! I LOVE YOU BOW! WELCOME TO LIFE! THE WORLD IS YOURS!
>>2041530Squee, Squee like a bitch at seeing your baby boy bow and wave at him with a big wide grin. Mental thoughts a go! Love! Support! Affection! He's our little heart!!!~
>>2041530>try not to cry>TRY NOT TO CRY>Cry
>>2041530Hug him. Hug him and make sure he imprints on us. Keep Star away, she ain't gonna steal our baby boy from us by having him imprint on her!
>>2041530>sit down and open our arms to welcome him into a hug
>>2041530He knows us already, all we must do is claim his affection with hugs and mind beam encouragement.
>>2041530HELLO LIL BIG GUY
>>2041530>>2041530>There is silence>Then it is filled>Not with a word>With a thought>A feeling>Lovehttps://youtu.be/aFo5kHXPbDY?list=PLDmdF1ma6cZoeevdqKuNLFxI0uPp1JKGX>He smiles>His bright yellow eyes disappear>Above a set of 8-inch pearly teeth>The noise he makes is like if a chicken could purr>A: "Do you know me? Already?">He charges you>Splattering his juices everywhere>You're tackled>Double slathered in saliva that smells like pine needles>The egg goo feels like a hot bath>"I know">"I know you">"Heard You">"I'm Here! I'M HERE! WITH YOU! WITH! WITH YOU!">The joy is like a geyser of pure golden energy>You can see Bow's heart>It shines like a red and golden sun inside him>It chirrups>Creaks like the river bends>Whispers like the clean wind>It croaks and shimmers>He is unmitigated happiness>He is pure>He is yours>You are his>Anon>You are a MomWhat do?
>>2041554hug him and have those manly tears
>>2041554Get a towel and clean of your babu.Feel like... You will be better parent. Also. This feels magical. Is this how Luna feels. Egg mom?Also, yeah, cry, but dont blink.
>>2041554>Cry because it's okay
>>2041554>You are a MomHot bath, we should clean him off of this egg goo. MOM! Does our castle have a bathtub we can use!?
>>2041554Pet it and Mind Read.Reinforce dat connection.
>>2041554>Psychic Mind Link>Tell him that we proud>Tell him that he has come at a time of a great battle and that we will protect him >Tell him that he will grow and become strong and fight alongside us>Tell him about Jackie and Janna and Marco and Star and all of our "friends" >Talk to Star and ask her about the keeping and taming of Drakes.
>>2041554GET LUNA GROUP HUG WE NEED A GROUP HUG NOW(No star plz)
>>2041554LOOK AT THAT SMILE! AAAWWWWWWWWWFCUK!Ask Star if she knows anything about Drake habits and shit and to get a damn towel cuz our boi need some cleaning.Also find some geothermal vents and make a swamp nest! Our boi need the best of the best places like Nacho- DUUUUUUUUUUDE WE COULD MAKE NACHOS LIKE HONORAY BROTHER TO BOW! HE TEACH BOW HOW TO DRAGON AND FLY AND FIRE BREATH AND SHIT!
>>2041570Doesn't it need to be warm?Not sure water is a good idea right now.Just keep im dry and wam.WAIT Maybe it doesn't need to be dry? It's supposed to live in swamps.Does it eat meat? Oh GOD WHAT DO WE FEED IT.WE DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT HOW TO RAISE SWAMP DRAKES, OR ANY KIND OF BABY
>>2041554>hugs for our little boy
>>2041581They eat sunlight mostly, that's what the plants they're covered in are for. It should actually be a swamp bath, now that I think about it.
>>2041554>What do?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gcGather your subjects and present our son to them so they can prostrate themselves before him!
>>2041583Right. we might need to do that. Baby probably doesn't have the whole symbiosis thing done for him yet.Do reptiles are born with their intestinal flora?I think mammals get it from drinking milk?
>>2041596they get it from consuming the mother's poo
>>2041601>they get it from consuming the mother's poo
>>2041554>>2041577Supporting. They hail from her world, perhaps she's knows something about it. If that doesn't pan out... maybe we can mind read him for his instincts on that?
>>2041577>Talk to Star and ask her about the keeping and taming of Drakes.They don't keep and/or tame them. When has there even been a slight showing that the mewmans do anything besides kill them for rutting sport?
>>2041656>they don't keep and/or tame themwho told you that?
>>2041656I haven't read anything about drakes other than they hunt them and make good armor. We don't know anything else and its a question that Star can just say no to if they don't? What's the issue?
>>2041583>They eat sunlight mostly, that's what the plants they're covered in are for. It should actually be a swamp bath, now that I think about it. WAITLUNA'S REALITYHAS NO SUN TO GIVE LIGHT
>>2041731We have electricity, we can set up some sun lamps.
>>2041731She created a soul engine, and we've created mini-exploding blackholes, I think one of us can make a small sun to follow Bow around.
>>2041737Right. we should consult about that with Wondervon once we got the time.Also ask him about how he's doing and his setup.There isn't really much for him to eat around here...Really. Absolutely nothing.
What would happen if we feed Bow the Anti-corn's body?It's not like we need anything but the horn.
>>2041756>Ask luna about the effects of consuming the flesh of a beast of anti-life
>>2041756Depending on if he actually eats it or not, I bet magical shit would happen. Maybe. Unicorn blood makes you immortal, so Nightmare blood might be dangerous. We should ask the unicorn guy who for the life of me I can't remember the name of, dammit. He's really fucking handsome. Or ask Luna.
>>2041777Funny thing is, every girl he has ever been with thinks the exact same thing afterwards.
>>2041746>we've created mini-exploding blackholeTechnically a mini-unstable magical supenova.Creating an actual, lasting, stable mini star that keeps itself alfoat over someone might be way harder without a want or a spell to cast it.
>You and Bow's brain bounce off of each other>It feels like being hugged and then doing a 30 yard sprint over and over again>It's exhausting>"ALive! LIVE! Run? RUN!">He scrabbles underneath you>Your clothes are soaked>You're laughing without realizing it>He sprints across the room>His blunted claws slap and clack against the wet stone>A: "Look at you ahaha! Look at you!">You grab his head>Tussle off some of the goo>There's a tiny bush on his noggin>He barks>Sort of>It resembles the sound of a tractor backing up over an eagle>A: "Get towells!">You yell to the skeletons in attendance>Mr. Velvetear bows>Eyeballs salutes>They rattle off>You have to fight bow's licking off constantly>A: "Haha! Stop! STOP!">He stops>"Play?">A: "Play...hm..."cont
>>2041795>>2041795>You beam him images of running>His tail slaps the ground>Images of chasing dogs, horses and errant mailmen>He stands on his hind legs and barks>You send him images of fresh water>Clean air and trees to be toppled>His heart reaches a boiling point where he can't stand the excitement>He scrabbles in place and dances across the rocks>S: "Ohhhh....it's a...drake.">That did not sound like unconditional adoration>A: "Fuck is your deal?">Bow seems to finally notice Star>Who is not looking enthused>She looks grossed out>Frightened even>Like you've been snuggling a 15 foot centipede>S: "Anon that's not a pet.">She's talking through clenched teeth>Leans up to your ear>She whispers as if concerned Bow might overhear>S: "That'sh a wild ANimal. Practically a Monshter.">"BARK!">She turns and looks at him>He stares back>Direct Eye Contact>BONK!>S: "OW!">BOW USED HEADBUTT!>"BARKBARK!">S: "You little JERK!">Bow is excited>Happy>"Other! IT'S OTHER OTHER!">A: "Other?">Star is holding her forehead>S: "Ahhh it stings! Ahhh nooo he hit -right- in the soft spot!">Bow tries to body her over>The skeletons return to wipe him down>S: "Anon! We have to put this thing back in the swamp!">A: "You sound like Marco.">S: "Well. He -is- the smartest guy I know.">Huh>That explains alot>Star is getting tongue-lashed>S: "Stoppit! STOP!">Bow stops>S: "No! Bad awful swamp liza-">BONK!>S: "AAAAAHHHH!">A: "Raising you is already worth every bit of suffering your teenage years are going to bring.">You smooch your babu>He purrs as the towels get the last of his goo off>A: "Why can't I keep him?">Star conspicuously hides her wand-transformed-into-a-mace>S: "Well...for one. He needs his mother's protection.">You blink>Then look around at your fortified palace of metal and dead magic>A: "From whomst?">S: "H-he needs sunlight! Tons of it!">A: "So I'll get a Sun for him.">S: "That isn't tenable without a dyson sphere!">A: "How do you know what a dyson sphere is?">S: "Marco watches ancient aliens like, constantly.">L: "You rang?">Luna reappears>Bow is transfixed by her>L: "Hello, little one.">MUNCH!>He tried it>Luna thankfully disappeared and reappeared on your shoulder>L: "Of course.">S: "Plus he's a boy!">A: "FUcking so what?">S: "So he's gonna need to eat TWICE his weight in MEAT until he becomes an adult and covered in leaves!">Oh>Heckcont
>>2041777If I remember correct Nightmare blood grants visions. It can allow someone to astral project themselves to the infinite pits.
>>2041800>>2041800>The skeletons inform you of some other business to attend>The gnomes have disappeared out of your city's park>Who should investigate?>The Boardwalk has started to show lots of gang activity>Who should deal with the fact people are getting mugged on the street?>The skate park has a sign on it>ANNEXED AND SCHEDULED FOR DEMOLITION>Signed the City Mayor>Mayor Greeson>You need to leave for your own business>Your empire however will need attendance while you are away>Wondervon has also provided you with three possible schematics for research>Tractor beam/teleporter for the castle>Which would allow easy transport of goods to the flying fortress>Self-sustaining minions and abominations>Using a soul-based engine systemand finally>A magical shield generator, which could contain high level entities without concernWhat do?Your highness?
>>2041805>>Self-sustaining minions and abominations>>Using a soul-based engine systemoh my god THISAlso, Velvet Ears should be able to be a good Steward while we are gone
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>2041805Gnomes so have a queen, on the other had Oskarr and Jackie need us to save the skatepark.Flipping coin for which one gets it1 for Gnomes2 for Skatepark>Self-sustaining minions and abominations>Using a soul-based engine systemWe need minions.We need as much of our Will as we can keep.This is the only real choice.
>>2041805>Self-sustaining minions and abominations>Using a soul-based engine system>Ask Star about if we should do the hunt first or resolve the gnome problem
>His mother is the drake I killed Star. If I dont take care of him who will?>Next, I am in his mind and heart. Hes already imprinted on me and shit.>I recognize how hard this might be, but Im willing to do it. Also. Dragons are cool.>>Self-sustaining minions and abominations>>Using a soul-based engine system>Also tell him to start looking into artificial sun light for drake baby.>The gnomes have disappeared out of your city's park>Who should investigate?>Ask dirtbro if he knows stuff.>Tell some skelebros to go defend the helpless and innocent at the boardwalk. Also go get them some black cloaks. Maybe luna has some, or some curtains lying around. Also, cheap armor.>Tell them not to kill any of yon gangsters unless they see them raping or killing someone.
>>2041839Seconding for the Skellington knights. And everything else.
>>2041805Janna can take the boardwalk, jackie can look up the skate park. See if Marco is down to find some gnomes maybe? Sounds the safest. Self sustaining minion research.
Guys we can send people now, we don't have to go personally
>>2041852Send Marco to the Boardwalk, we aint letting our girls get rapped by thugs. And Janna probably has a few friends with the little buggers.
>>2041805>Magi Generator>Soul Engine of Minions>Send Jackie and Janna to handle the Skatepark with Oscar bro.>Marco can check the boardwalk if he wants, but it can keep for a minute.>Gnomes? Who the fuck cares?
>>2041862I'm thinking from more of a conquest type deal. Janna already lives in the streets, she's the most street smart by default, let her take control.
>>2041805Ohhahahaha.CIV QUEST TIME>>The gnomes have disappeared out of your city's parkDirt Bro most definetly know about this. We should contact him ourselves and investigate. Schedule a meeting in our agenda if we can take Jackie or Janna with us that'd be great so they can deal with Dirt Bro later. Janna should actually be fine. It's only and preliminary investigation but we could send a minion or two with her.We might need to make and agenda.>>2041805>>The Boardwalk has started to show lots of gang activityMuggers are a bother. If cops aren't dealing with it then no one will. For the moment we should delegate someone to take care of the problem, If Wondervon can make some sort of armor for a single of our skeletons to wear he should be able to deal with the problem easily. Only need to spook or beat up the assailants bad enough that they run away. No killing.We should later figure out a way to deal with this in a more permanent way.>>Mayor GreesonWe might need Oskar for this, though I'm sure he doesn't really deal alot with his parents, Jackie and him should be able to solve it. Consult them on the matter first.>Wondervon has also provided you with three possible schematics for researchSelf-sustaining minions abd abominations. They could serve as a force multiplier for both offense defense and logistic for both moving resources and colleecting them.Second might come handy the Tractor beam/ teleporter. It's a great logistic and defense advantage not having to move the castle to ressuply or moving troops.Thid comes the Magical shield. We really don't have anything to trap right now, so it's not particularily useful currently.
btw Quest is pausing the session until like 10:30 PM
>>2041805>>2041825Ok changing things up since I'm a dumbass.Jackie and Janna are go to the SkateparkWe go to Gnomes to fuck their queen, cause I KNOW THEY HAVE ONE, YOU CAN'T HIDE HER FROM ME.And we take the >Self-sustaining minions and abominations>Using a soul-based engine system
>>2041864>>Gnomes? Who the fuck cares?Dirtbro cared enough to ask us about it. In fact, he could really be useful to us, beein a seer and all that.We should make a meeting with him and ask him about it, Janna can come ther while Oskar and Jackie take care of the park.
>>2041800>Ask Luna for some help.>Create a pocket dimension>Inside this dimension add a simulated sun for day night>Tear a section of the Mewni Swamp out and place it inside this dimension with all the creatures and plants and water.>This dimension has a door that only Bow can go in and out (along with anon and who he wants, the idea is to keep the swamp in.>Tell bow about it and how it is his>We can get star to agree to let us have some of the land by her authority as a gift of peace between Anon and the Mewni kingdom. (In case the bugs get all pissy)>Go in and check that things are okay and that there isn't anything above Bow's challenge level.>Who should investigate? Janna and Marco. Park is Janna's house. Marco can provide backup.>Go see the Mayor Personally and make it clear that this is not acceptable. Tell him that he answers to our final authority now and to reveal all his dealings. This is to make sure there is no demonic fuckery going around.>After the Mayor grab Jackie and check out the boardwalk with Star.>Wondervon works on magical shield generator, which could contain high level entities without concern. Teleporter opens a path to the castle that we do not control. Self sustaining minions means nothing if we cant defend.
>>2041886Oh yeah, Gnomes do have a Queen, and the Fairy's do too. We have some options for the Cat fucking Wizard.
>>2041672Star did.>S: "Anon that's not a pet."
>>2041805>ResearchSelf-Sustaining Minions are a must.>GnomesDirtbro seems to be the way to go for this one.>BoardwalkFootball bros, assemble! Justin seemed like a Paladin-type, he might be willing to look into this stuff and rough up some hooligans in raw displays of strength. Might even be able to play it off as 'community service' to get additional recognition for beatin' up bad guys.>Skate ParkJackie will definitely want in, and Janna will probably want to go with since they're close. Oskar seems like a must since his dads involved as well, perhaps just as a mole on the inside for information, unless he wants to get more involved.>BowSupport >>2041839 . Lay it on thick that he's so poor and all alone schtick. Utilize skeletons with tiny violins if necessary, and send him a mind command to see if we can have him give the watery, puppy dog eyes.
>>2041800>S: "So he's gonna need to eat TWICE his weight in MEAT until he becomes an adult and covered in leaves!"That's what cows are for, silly.
>>2041805Can't release Bow to the wild. His mother was the drake I hunted. How frequently do they need to eat? Also, wouldn't sun lamps work for the needing sun issue? >A magical shield generator, which could contain high level entities without concern
>>2041878Supporting this.>>2041800Star sure knows a lot about Swamp Drakes. Did she want one as a pet in the past?Meat shouldn't be too much of a problem if we use scissors to rob a large-scale meat processing plant or something, but Bow's hunting instinct won't develop that way.Wait, we'll only be running into these issues by raising him as a Swamp Drake, but we have magic don't we? Ask for Luna's help and use spells that'll aid his development. He's already telepathic, what else can he learn? Can he learn to cast spells? If he's smart and intelligent enough, can he evolve into a full blown dragon?A Swamp Drake is nice, but can we make it better?
>>2041938>Did she want one as a pet in the past?Mewmans don't seem to look postitively on Swamp Drakes, including herself. Remember that groups of teeage mewman children hunt males as a rite of passage into adulthood.Probably not the exact species they consider pet material.
>>2041938>can he evolve into a full blown dragon?We can probably put some wings on him. Drakes are just wingless dragons. Maybe we can get him to breathe other elemental breathes.
>>2041948I remember her acting somewhat downcast when she found out the head of the drake we teleported next to her was a pregnant female, though.I could be misremembering, though.
>>2041954NO EXPERIMENTING ON OUR BABY BOY!
>>2041994It's not experimenting if you know what you're doing! Then it's improving!
>>2041948>Probably not the exact species they consider pet material.For perspective, it's probably like someone keeping a Lion as a pet before people actually started taming Lions. It's like, "what the fuck dude, that's a fucking Lion! That thing will eat you in your sleep! Why are you cuddling it?!"
>>2041805>>2041836On second thought:supporting >>2041839
>>2041839>>His mother is the drake I killed Star. If I dont take care of him who will?Not sure I wanna say that in front of baby Bow. really.Much less Mind Tell itto him.
>>2042056FUCK! YOU'RE RIGHT! >>2041839COVER BOWS EARS WHEN SAYING THAT WE MURDERED HIS MOTHER IN COLD BLOOD AND ARE NOW WEARING HER SKIN AND HAVE HER HEAD AS A TROPHY! Oh god, we poured our personality into that little sucker, and y'all know how much of a Momma's boy Anon is. Bow might try to kill us if he figures that out.
>Cover his mind ears then.
>>2042056Also supporting not having our son hear the whole "We killed his mom" bit.
>>2041805Changing my vote from:>>2041930to supporting:>>2041839
We should see what Alfonzo has been up to.
>>2042129Nerd friend.He could make a great student under the mad doc.
>>2042133Not ringing a single bell. The closest thing I think we know to a nerd is Marco. But that's more metaphorical acts like a nerd and not actually smart nerds which is what you seem to be describing.
>>2042129>AlfonzoTraits & SkillsHuge Dork (Currently on own quest to become cool)Comes off as artificial to people with high perceptionLooks up to youLacks EmpathyOn a failed knowledge check, Alfonzo still knows where to find out something he doesn’t knowCannot roll 1s on check motive and insight rolls
THE VOTES>Self sustaining Minions with Technomatic alterations12 votes>A: "How does it work?">E: "Right beyond my reckonin', masta.">You observe the plans>The creatures he intends to make are more than altered>They're blended works of functional dead meat and metal>Almost like engine 667>Must have been inspired>A: "Do it.">E: "As you commayund.">W: "Indeet!">That voice came out of the wall>There's a little brass horn there>A: "Wondy. Issat you?">O: "HALLO, SCARY BOY!">A: "Hello, Olson.">W: "Why Ja. Ja whol, mein liege. I've inshtalled zese pipe vor easy communcationsh throughout the facility.">A: "It's a castle, you brilliant moron.">You crush the pipe in Muscles' hands>Then tell Eyeballs and Velvet>A: "Tell him if I find another listening device in my room I'll snip his nose off and make it dance.">S: "Anon...are you-">You suddenly feel a bit red in the ears>S: "Are you conquering?">A: "uhhh...">S: Anon you were doing so good.">Star's got the biggest>Wateryest>Reflective puppy eyes you've ever seen>S: "Don't tell me you turned out evil after all.">A: "...I need the puppy.">S: "Wh-">You hold Bow to you>A: "Look at him!">He's panting>Tongue out to his chin>A: "He's all alone, Star. Clutchless. Motherless.">B: "Bork!">A: "Raising him has taught me the value of friendship."https://youtu.be/XdofmoYcJNE>Damn Velvetear is good on that thing>Eyeballs is clearly jealous>He plays the spoons with his own foot>A: "W-without this pure love in my life...how can I -ever- really be human?">S: "I-">A: "Look at this face.">Bow continues to pant>An undead fly lands in his open eye>He does not blink>You grab Star's cheeks>Make her look closer>No>Clooosssser>She's centimeters from Bow's nose slits>A: "How can you say that doesn't deserve love?">S: "Well...">SHHHLLLUUUURRRRP!>Bow has licked Star from her chin to the top of her head>Her bangs are standing straight up towards heaven>Her flace is clenched>She speaks without opening her eyes>S: "When you put it like -that-..."cont
>>2042165>>2042165>A: "Excellent.">You release her>A: "Ears! Care for my child.">Velvet looks to Luna>She nods>He then bows to you again>A: "Eyes!">E: "rrrr Yessa!">A: "Wanna purge the rabble?">E: "Vigorously, sah.">You send him and three others to the Boardwalk>They go armed with some of the Doctor's "Nonlethal Deterrents">An Iron Pipe>A Chain>A taser>They are instructed not to kill unless nessecary>They each revel at the idea of protecting their community>Luna covers them in each with deep purple Trenchcoats>You send a text to the Ladies>Instructing them about the Skatepark>A: "Grassroots.">J: "Wha?">You send a pic of the Mayor's decree to the group chat>Ja: " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs ">Ja: "REVOLUTION!">O: "...damnit, dad.">J: "We got this. Everybody bring your weapons.">O: "Wait. We got weapons? I'm a pacifist.">J: "Bring your patience then.">O: "Aw yeah. Gonna tolerate and understand the heck outta somebody.">Finally you reach out for DirtBro>It's difficult in THE HOLE>A: "Damnit...">You arrange a Liason>A web-handed Bat creature Luna dredges up from the basement>It's tiny>Also preposterously quick>You send to DirtBro>Whereever he may be>It can speak in your voice when it arrives>A: "Find out everything you can about the Gnomes. I can send aide when we know what's happened to them."cont
>>2042170>>2042170>Finally you get back to Star>Who is practicing her air-lock spell>S: "Super Bubble Atmosealer!">She blasts herself like she were spraying her own face with the garden hose>When the light fades>She's surrounded in a bubble that hugs her form>S: "ChermrkfOut!">A: "What!?">S: "CHEKCEHR!">You can't hear her for shit>She blasts you>Now it is you who is bubbled>She sticks her face up toward yours>The bubbles>S: "CHECK ITOUT!">Your>Ears>Ow>A: "So we can get to space like this?">S: "Yah huh! All I gotta do is cast Exit when we're outside and we're good to go!">She almost casts it here>You panic but manage to stop her>L: "Good thing too.">L: "There's nothing out there in my space.">The thought of infinite blackness crosses your mind>All those child support payments>You shake it off>Remind yourself that a future must be secured for white children>You take Star's hand>A: "Let's go."SESSION END! NEXT SESSION MONDAY! 7:00pm US CENTRAL TIME!>Not only will you face the Nightmare>You will also see the fruits of your labors>The strength of your minions>The wages of your decisionsStay blesstLove,Quest
Stay blesst bless man.
>>2042171>BLESS THIS QUEST
>>2042171>>L: "There's nothing out there in my space."Like... Desserted planets maybe? Stars long dead eaons ago? Nothing?
>>2042206Probably pure nothing, since the soul engine is just keeping our planet alive. It wouldn't even have stars, it'd just be a black void. Nothing. Absolute entropy in action. The only hope of seeing something would probably be to see Mewmus and the engine in the distance.
Probably nothing nothing.Like. Space time just stops outside. Of the shell of magic.
Well, at the very least we need to figure out how to add a moon to our planet.
>>2042275We already do though. The soul engine. It's the moon in the sky that lights the whole damn planet.
If it lights the planet, rather than reflects light isn't it a sun?
>>2042355I think it's more closer to a magical bulb than a sun or a moon. Even though it's an engine. But it LOOKS like a moon.
It has to irradiate heat of some sort fo the planet would freeze into a ball of ice from loss of energy over time.Unless Luna has figured out a way to completely encapsule the planet into an artificial magical dyson sphere like the one Star suggested.
>>2042366>the planet would freeze into a ball of ice from loss of energy over time.I mean, technically the soul engine is pumping energy into every atom on in this universe to keep it alive. Maybe Luna just wills it to not freeze over. I forget the description of it, but I'm sure that THE HOLE was described as very chilly at one point. But there's a high chance I'm wrong about that.
>>2042165>S: "Don't tell me you turned out evil after all."Star, your world was allied with literal demons. You don't get to call us evil.
>>2042477Pretty good point, desu.
>>2042477Hey, you can be evil and call someone else evil. After all, who knows evil more than an evil person?
>>2042477I wouldn't worry about proving the concept of Good isn't Nice to her when our unicorn bro of pure good shows up to help us out.
>>2042170I know that many of you want to leave school to concerntrate in our power, and with good reason, but I am still worried the implication of taking that path.We have seen how Anon has gone some deep ends when hes alone and away of people he cares about, and I fear that isolating too much from humans will have a lasting on him.We have made plenty of friends at school in the last few weeks: Justin and the Oppossums, Sabrina and the cheerleading squad, hell even Ms Skullnik has helped us and worried bout us, and I really dont want to start drifting from them.I wish we could find a way to balance our exiting, life threathening adventures and empire-building and our human, empathic side we have stumbled around trying to fix and develop.
>>2046517Hey, whoever said being King of Everything means leaving your friends behind? Gotta grace our subjects with our presence every now and then, for both their sake and ours. We just happen to be very busy at the moment, that's what happens when there's a dimensional war on the horizon. Once that thing at least dies down a bit and we can breathe a bit more without having to worry about demons invading earth and stealing our friends we'll have a great big party or something. Enjoy the fruits of our labor and hang with everyone we've saved, including Hekapoo. Been a while since we've hung with her. And on that note, humans aren't our only friends. We have buds all across the universe, and more waiting for us.Also, at this point it's near impossible for Anon to ever really be alone. He's got his Bro Muscles, and his space Mom Luna. Along with whatever undead minion he's decided to bring along. The source of all his strengths require him to never be alone. He just has to not ignore them as much. Not to say they can replace everyone else, just that he'll never have to worry about doing anything alone. Don't see what's so great about specifically human friends anyway. Honestly. Sure, our friends are great and all, but they're not great because they're human, they're great because they're them. "Human" is a silly criteria for friends that're worth while and keep you being you. All of 'em are great. Human, mole, demon goddess, weird time god, unicorn, undead mewman, all have the same value. My point in alla this is stop separating our godhood from our humanness. They should be one and the same. No human side, and no god side. All one side, Anonymous. Also, I felt like ramblin a bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VxoXn-0Ezs
>>2046632Of course we have more pressing matters right now, still dont want Anon to lose sight of where he came from when he aims into the horizon.It isnt as much as them being human as being the ones we can adjust our moral compass to. Would-be gods often lose their morals and dismiss them as "the petty worries of mortals" and I dont Anon to go though the same.>Muscles, Luna and our devoted undead servants.Sort of my point. They certainly love Anon and wont leave him alone if they're able, but theyre hardly the perfect example of paragons of justice and morality.Muscles is mostly concerned with feeling up people and feel good himself, our minions will not say no to anything we order them to, and Luna has been quite alone as the queen of a dead reality for eons. Anon needs people like Jackie, Janna Hek, Sab and the others in his life to worry about if he wants to be a good ruler over anything else other than a empire of corpses and abomibations.
>>2046745I mean..... why force your morals to be based around someone elses? Why not just do what you think is right, rather than what others think is right? Seems a bit silly to me to keep the human ones around for that reason. Luna, Hek, and even Omni have pretty good moral compasses. Hell, Luna's one of the most loving characters in the entire Quest. Her willingness to fight tooth and nail, and even die to protect the ones she loves is a trait her and Anon share, and it's a pretty good trait. She's not perfect, but no one is. Lotta the human friends are a bit naive. Really, I think we shouldn't worry about what everyone else thinks is right and stand up for what we think is right. To do something just because someone else says it's good or a good idea, seems dishonest and a bit manipulative. One of Anon's lesser traits. And hell, you wanna remember our roots? We're American. Standing up for what you and you alone believe in, whether others think it's right or not, is extremely American. And remember, whatever Anon wants, he gets. If he wants an empire that's not only populated by corpses and abominations, then he'll get it.
>>2046837No no. Its not about caring about that others think as much as its caring about them (although caring about them in a healthy way cerainly involves caring about their ideas and feelings IMO).Similar to how Tom has had his pet bunny as a morality pet, Anon also needs friends and family to care about to keep his human and godling sides balanced.>And remember, whatever Anon wants, he gets. If he wants an empire that's not only populated by corpses and abominations, then he'll get it.Well, I guess thats the thing, since we're all Anon , and at least this part of Anon doesnt want that for himself.
>>2046906I dunno man, seems kinda pointless. We'll still do whatever we think is right, regardless if a waifu or human says no. I'm having trouble wrapping my head around your thought process. I can understand "oh gee I really wanna hang around the human friends because they're cool dudes and I like cool dudes." but with how you're putting it, it's like you're trying to influence Anon with the human guys. Or you're taking the human guys into account so they won't be mad. Like "oh we gotta make sure Jackie is OK with this or else she'll be mad" which is a bit more manipulative behavior. Like you're trying to minmax specific character development and interactions. I'm sure I got this wrong, but I just can't find any other way to take it. And what part of any of us want an empire that's nothing but abominations and corpses? Anyone at all? You? Me? Anyone else ever said "gee, this sure seems swell. Let's just have a kingdom of nothing." No one wants that. You don't need a human to realize that that's a shit outcome. You don't even need family and/or friends to realize that's a bad outcome.
>>2046971W-Well I NEED you, Anon...I need you to be ok with this. With me.
>>2046993Is that a quote? From one of the characters? It's been a while, rushed through a lot of the character developing moments that happened recently. From the blacked out text, I could assume it was Luna. Either that, or one of the girls thought it up. Sabrina or Jackie maybe. No. To not composed to be Luna, to straight forward for Sabrina. Must be Jackie? Did Jackie say that when we got back with her after we said we wanted a threesom? I could be heavily wrong on that. Please correct me if I'm wrong. But in any of those cases, yeah. I can get behind that. Hangin' with anyone because they need us, and we need them. Not for any specific moral reasons, just because we like 'em. Sounds great.
>>2047021No Anon.I said it.Because I like hanging out with you...
>>2047044That..... was my third guess. Awkward.....
>>2047053Well... do you want to make Anon into a cool dude? Together?
The fuck is going on here? Ya'll niggers do realize Anon is cringing at us right now, right?
SESSION START!https://youtu.be/7nSw1RqtaRA>Star's been nothing but hype since you and her set off>You've been flying around for who knows how long>Star tells you all about her favorite earth things>Like Fire Hydrants>Three legged cats>Sunrises with smog>Bees>Arrogant heroes who suffer hubris>Pixie Sticks>Star is holding your hand still>She's dangling off of your arm>A: "Can't you fucking fly?">Star cannot fly>However>She can cast a -spell- that can help her fly>You pull out your phone>Registering that Alabaster wanted to join you on this>SHHRRRIIIIIIP!>Alabaster is on the other side of the portal you've drawn>He is tanning>He lifts a cucumber from his eyes with a hoof>AL: "How did you find me?">You raise up your phone>A: "Your locations App was still on.">Alabaster pulls his phone up>AL: "Ah. So it is.">S: "HiiiIiIiii!! Mr. Unicorn!">AL: "Hello.">S: "Are you coming with us on our magical space adventure? Huh? Wait. Do you need air in space? You don't look like a very healthy unico-">AL: "I require not assistance.">He steps out into the open air>Just stands on it>AL: "Merely moisturizer.">He magics over some onto his cheeks>AL: "Also I feel it only safe to warn you that Visuvious is not a very...relaxed creature.">A: "What's that got to do with it? Dude can die angry.">AL: "As can so many others. I mean he is located somewhere near the epicenter of your Universe. He might even be near dangerous bodies in outer space.">S: "Psh. We got the most ~dangerous~ bodies around righ~t heryah!">Star flexes>Her arms boop tiny muscles>She motions to both you and her as a group>A group>A: "Hm.">AL: "You must be Star Butterfly.">S: "I am! I am also READY. TO. GO!">Star is ready to goWhat about you?
>text Jackie that we are going on a mission to space. That we have star and a unicorn with us and we are going to be fine. Just wanted to let her know where we are going and that we love her and that we are a dad now. >gear check and make sure we have something to contain the carcass and heart>go for it
>>2047168https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNEOJJeh4IYWhile going, let's ask Ali about some details for the Nightmare guy.
>>2047168LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROADTo the center way go Have Al lead the way. He can feel when we are getting close.
>>2047168Unless Griffithcorn has any business he needs to attend to, I say we go off into the howling dark.
>>2047168"yep, lets kill kill this asshole"
>>2047168Well. I mean.Weve already been flying for a while.I hope we have everything we might need at hand? We dong have our housevator to keep our stuff handy close.We can use as many info on the guy as we can.Stats to prepare our spells, and strengths and weaknesses to exploit them.AW DAMN I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE LOOKED FOR SILVER SWORDS HEN WE WERE FIGHTING THE CULTISTS.Does Al have the one they tried to kill him with?
>>2047202Whatever happens we should probably cast One With Nothing™ on the Nightmare. Last I remember they were immune to everything but silver. So we should solve that problem ASAP.
>>2047208We should get a silver dagger if only to fake the nightmare out
>>2047168Damnit, I must sleep, why must you do this?
>>2047182>textingWe got this shit. We don't need to text Jackie. She'll just want to come along and get killed. Will send her a horn pic when we get done with this.
>>2047223We have starShe'll know we'll be fine
>>2047168Ready to Rumble! Inquire more with Al about where we're fighting. Perhaps something in the environment we could use to a tactical advantage?
>>2047208As I understand they are weak to Silver, which is represented by Disadvantage on all rolls until a DC is surpassed.
>>2047182Seconding, also, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ADD CONTEXT TO THAT FUCKING SENTENCE!
>>2047228>We have starThat's not too reassuring. If anything, it's the opposite.
>>2047208As I understand they are weak to Silver (or at least unicorns are), which is represented by Disadvantage on all rolls until a DC is surpassed.
>>2047168We are ready, lets go to SPAAACE!
>>2047223Supporting this, we dont need to text Jackie
keep an eye out for stray anime girls
>>2047182Eh. We can tell her later.She already has the Grassroots to save the skating park with Oskar and Janna.Not all adventures will be a couples one.
https://youtu.be/QAOMIH7cgh0>Star bounces onto Alabaster's back>AL: "Hmmm...">His eyes glow>AL: "Good news.">S: "We're gonna stop for snacks on the way?">AL: "No. I am simply unable to detect thots.">A: "Or thoughts.">AL: "You are both on my shoulders.">A: "No I'm no-">Star has dragged you onto Alabaster as well>A: "Hey!">S: "Let's goo!!">Star kicks Alabaster's rear>He jumps out of pure instinct>Brays his glittering hooves under the stars>Then sprints off into the night sky>A: "What can we do to prepare?">AL: "Do you have silvered weapons?">S: "We got MAYGIC!">AL: "Hm. Not ideal.">A: "What -is- ideal?">AL: "That we find him before he finds us.">Alabaster keeps running>His fine white fur grows damp with sweat>You can feel the air thin>You can see the sky pulling away>S: "Hey, Look!">Star points out that on the horizon the Sun is still visible>The air around it is crystal clear and blue>AL: "Up ahead.">Star looks where Alabaster is pointing>Something is coming>It writes>Sparkles>A: "They look like...">Star gasps>S: "Space baddies!">No>A: "Holy shit...">A machine>That crawls across debris that litters the atmosphere>It's limbs are all curling and twisted>It's center is a core of humming metal>It has spotted Alabaster and Star>It's eye is fractal ridden and reactive>A: "I got th-">Star is standing up on Alabaster>She doesn't speak>Star points her wand at the thing>It's joints hum and open into what clearly functions as weaponry>It scans Star>???: "Unidentified Organic. This is a class 4 world. No unauthorized organic life is to leave this sector without being contained in specimen tubi-">S: "MONSTER CHOCOLATE OIL CHUG!">Monster fucking wh->Pic related>STAR'S WAND EXPLUSES A GEYSER OF RUBBER>It's brown>Chunky>It grows>Star hangs on to the wand with everything she has>As the blubber shapes into creature with immense proportions>AL: "We are going too fast!">Alabaster cannot keep himself on course>Star is handling it ok but cannot aim her creation without proper footing>S: "I NEED HELP!">Star is struggling>Alabaster might crashWhat about you?
>>2047326Grab her with Muscles to stabilize her.
>>2047326Hold on to both using Muscles.Last thing we want here it to get separated.Try and stabilize our course using Massacre Wave like we did previously at Quest Buy.
>>2047326Just open a portal to someplace we can see behind the thing then keep flying. This is a MiB thing, right? We can just ignore it and walk around it then. And the portal will help Ali from crashing into the thing. He'll just crash into nothing. And Star's already distracted the thing. So we should be fine.
>>2047326>>2047326DARK STAR THAT SPACE MONSTER>YOU'RE WELCOME MIB
>>2047326Portal away from bad dude.
>>2047326>use Muscles to either make a platform for Star or somehow envelop/wrap around her midsection to secure her to the rest of us better. If we can't do that, attempt to aim the damn thing for her>cast Starwalk on ourselves to help alleviate the burden Alabaster has
>>2047326Combine our magic with star's again, boost it
>>2047326>>2047387NO WAITSupporting >>2047395
>>2047395That... that would only make our problem worse.
>>2047326Support this with our own WILL >>2047395Support usage of muscles with >>2047351
>>2047402You do know were flying out of control because of Stars spell right.She gotta think things through before she does shit. Adding to her spell is only gonna make the situation even worse.
>>2047360I'll support this
>>2047423Fine, jeez.>>2047326Changing support back to >>2047360
Rolled 7, 1 = 8 (2d10)>>2047360>>2047360First.Roll STRENGTH!>S: "Ah!">Star's chocolate monster>It froths at the mouth>Climbs the wreckage of abandoned satellites to reach it's target>The probe scans it>P: "Thaumalogical Presence Detected. Assessing.">The Chugg can't get close enough>Star's unable to stay on Alabaster>She's slipping>She's caught>S: "We gotta get closer!">AL: "We need to mantain course! A fall from this height could kill us!">A: "I can fuck gravity.">AL: "Only for yourself!">He's right>Muscles is here>You>Are here>More importantly there are others in the world around you>Alabaster>Star>You had them come with you>Your life is always like this>No path without resistance>No step without inertia holding you back>You>Have always faced those challenges alone>You have no need to be afraid of death any longer>So now what...>S: "I'm gonna fall!">AL: "I am going to crash!">P: "Initiating hailing frequencies.">The probe lights up in it's center>Hundreds of other lights appear across the atmospheric trashALSO ROLL STRENGTH!
Rolled 16 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>2047481
Rolled 5 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>2047481do you think i'll ruin it
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2047481
Rolled 8 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>2047481
Rolled 10 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>2047481>Hundreds of other lights appear across the atmospheric trashOh, peachy. Glad we're staying to fight for this.
Rolled 16 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>2047481Here comes the 1
Rolled 15, 10 = 25 (2d20)>>2047481D-Dont fuck it up
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>2047481
Rolled 13 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>2047481
Rolled 18 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>2047481GOGOGOGO
Rolled 9 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>2047481QWONST
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2047481LETS DO THIS
Rolled 15 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>2047481
Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>2047481
Rolled 13 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>2047481Here goes!
>>2047531>>2047531THE WINNAR!>21 total>No bonuses or minuseshttps://youtu.be/NrI-UBIB8Jk>Star feels something around her waist>She can't breathe for a moment>Alabaster whinnies from the sensation of Pink gooey flesh around his midsection>A: "Ready?">S: "Ready for wha-">YOU YANK MUSCLES UPWARD!>With your WHOLE BYODY>You drag Alabaster around>Star swings her spell>The Chugg>It snarls>Belches chocolate bubbles>Then>SUHMASH!>It's arm of liquid sugar splatters not just the probe>It also takes out the few that were approaching it>Debris flies past your ears>Star screams>Then laughs>She laughs?>S: "ahahah! COME ON AND GET IT YAH METAL CREEPS!">More are coming>Many more>Muscles pulls a little on his own>Alabaster is yanked around everywhere>AL: "I am...going...to be sick.">Sick is right>Cause this>Fucking>ILLLLL>Star's weapon of a minion is eating Drones>Spitting back out shrapnel>The bits plummet to earth and turn into sugar laden fire as they go>The sun reflects through the syrupy mass>A rainbow effect splays out into the void>Even more light comes>These drones probably cost millions of dollars each>Every one of them programmed by some jackoff or the next>They keep people from leaving Earth>Destroying them could have all sorts of lovely after effects>You just have no idea how many there are>A: "Looks like you're the dick.">S: "Hey!">A: "-AND I'M THE BALLLLLLLS!">The Chocobeast screams into a pitiless empty void>Not sure how you're able to hear it just at the cusp of earth's atmosphere>Stay and crush the drones>Take your chance to escape Earth>Or fuckit do whatever I'm not a cop just your QMWhat do?
We're trying to gtfo earthThat's the goal. That's what we do.
>>2047591gain lateral velocity and orbit around the earth like a space station to find and spot the thing we are trying to hunt
>>2047591... any chance the materials these drones are made of includes silver? Perhaps we could impromptu a silver weapon by embedding/forming muscles around their debris?
>>2047591>DAMN RIGHT WE STAYIN N' CRUSHIN DRONES>>2047609
>>2047591>LAND ON THE SHIP>PROCLAIM OUR PROTECTION OF EARTH>MASSACRE WAVE THROUGH THEIR HULL AND GIVE STAR AND ALABASTER A MOMENT TO REST>GET ON WITH OUR ADVENTURE
>>2047591Take your chance to escape. BUTCan we maybe try and capture some scrap or even a drone to try and take it to Wondervon?We could learn how they work or who made them.Try and scissor one of the drones into Earth and command some minions to go pick it up.
>>2047617I'd like to do this, but what if they have some sort of tracking/recording device?
>>2047591Just get the hell outta there. We can destroy these things later when we have our wand. Then it'll look even cooler.
>>2047620>>2047617Then we dissasemble the drone in a secondary location to figure it out. Do not compromise Luna's Castle.
>>2047640You really think Anon is smart enough to do that?
>>2047591Keep moving Well take em out laterWe need thr Horn NOW
>>2047647No. But Wondervon is.We only need to instruct him.
>>2047591I'll vote to just leave for now. We'll come back to steal the drones later.
>>2047591>Take your chance to escape Earth
>>2047591we'll take care of them later, right now we got fish to fry
>>2047674Oh fine. Wecan do it later I guessAnother quest hook.
>>2047591adding:Grab one of the more intact damaged drones and throw it into a secure location for later collection.
>>2047591Purge the ayys
THE VOTES!>Smayush2 votes>Take your chance7 votes>Other2 voteshttps://youtu.be/fyaA9VNWQM0>You charge up your power>It surges from your heart>Into your arteries>Then pulses down into Muscles' palm>Your breath turns to an engine's steam heat>A: "Hang on to something.">Star hangs on to the hope that one day there will de-escalation of nuclear armaments>You all blast off>Stars blur by>The probes you annihilated are left spiraling and confused in the vast horizon>As everything turns to a strobe-like monotony you pull back>Feeling the emptiness>or->A: "Whoah.">AL: "What is wrong, Anonymous?">A: "Every picture they ever showed us of space was always so...empty.">AL: "Was it?">It>Was>A >Lie>In the distance you can see something the size of who knows how many cruise liners>It has fins that exude purple glitter laden smog>Skin that strobes between a resting pink then spasmodically turns to green and red and white and blue a few shades that give you immediate migraines before returning to pink>A: "It's so full!">S: "So WIDE!">AL: "So many entendres to be had with you two, I swear.">Star sees a mote of energy glisten past her>Her eyes invert their colors from her excitement>S: "OooOWAHH!">She reaches for it>S: "Boop!">It zips off from her touch at verygofasthighspeeds>It hits a planet you can tell harbored life>A mushroom cloud appears>L: "Hmhmhm under the feet of titans.">A spaceship rolls by>No>Not a vague saucer>or organic canoe>A spaceship>As in a metal body with a sail of light>Several alien creatures eye you as they pass>S: "Hi!">Alien: "Meekmorp Baka!">A: "Who the FUCKyoucallin'A-">AL: "Anonymous."cont
>>2047816>>2047816>Bright orange clouds approach>They are full of neon blue spider webs that look like they are made of glass>Tiny goblin looking things play jungle gym on their surface>They are also>Made of neon blue glass>AL: "We have escaped.">S: "What -was- that?">A: "My guess was some kinna...Iunno. Safety fence?">S: "No not the evidence of your regressive species, Anon. Look!">Star points off to a set of stars>One of them is flickering in and out>It goes>Black>S: "ooooOOooh We should go THATWAY!">AL: "We should not go that way.">A: "Why not? Aren't Nightmares attracted to the death of things?">AL: "They are...">A: "So~ death of a star would be a good bet, right?">AL: "Correct. I would prefer to try other options.">A: "Like what?">AL: "...Killing something.">S: "What!?">AL: "If we slay a mighty enough creature. Or a populated planetoid then the Nightmares will come on their own. They will leave the safety of their Time-Groves in antiquity. They will be expecting a feast. Not an ambush.">A: "I thought you said you had a particular one you wanted.">AL: "I do.">A: "Care to tell me why?">S: "Uh. I do -not- like that idea. Can we discuss other ideas?">AL: "He killed my mate...">A: "Oh.">AL: "...and he loves the smell of burning empires.">A: "It's personal, then.">What do?
>>2047821hit up on alistar's lead
>>2047821Alright then. Let Mew/Human Conqueror Quest start. Choose a planetoid with evil enough people so Star doesn't bitch about it too much.
>>2047821>Or a populated planetoidLucky you, Ali. Destroying planets is the family business. And slaying mighty giants is our personal specialty. I don't care which one we choose, I wanna help Ali get his revenge. No one kills ours our buds mate and gets away with it.
>>2047821Take us to an empire that deserves to be smashed. If we have to do this let it be in the name of freedom.
>>2047821"Ok, which one of these civilizations deserve it? I Think the one that probes people's butts could do for a little extinction level event."
>>2047821Shit, if he loves the smell of death, we should have tried to drag The Hole into space.
>>2047821Alabasters and Luna might know of creatures that are able to destroy whole civilizations. We could try to find an eldritch abomination to blow up.Or maybe find an alien world with only non-thinking species for Star to blow up.Maybe take some samples to THE HOLE to try and plant them there? See if alien plants can grow there.It woudl also help us attract Martha.Plants shes never seen?
>>2047821Welp, we are the most compassionate asshole in existence, and it is time to end that piece of shit's life.Go hunt some big creature and if the specific one that Ali is looking for doesn't show up, go hunt him.
>>2047821Our powers come from an entire Dead Universe, could we use that in some way rather than exterminating a species?
>>2047821>Alabaster, you said "they", not "he". If we lure him out, what are the chances more than one Nightmare will come to feast?>You have any ideas on where an exceptionally evil planet is or a really big space creature is?If we're going to kill a bunch of evil aliens anyway, why not just sacrifice them to build our wand? Luna mentioned we were able to do it via the sacrifice of millions of souls.
>>2047849>I Think the one that probes people's butts could do for a little extinction level event."From what it looked to me its supposed to be a safe pen for Earth to develop.Not actually there to hurt us.It seems.
>>2047890>If we're going to kill a bunch of evil aliens anyway, why not just sacrifice them to build our wand? Luna mentioned we were able to do it via the sacrifice of millions of souls.Maybe we can get two wands. Luna's soul wand and the Fif homemade wand. Two wands, twice the power. We can tape them on both ends and make a double wand, we'll be the Darth Maul of wands.
>>2047821Id very much prefer to kill one evil monster over plenty of them.I dont want to attack civilizations or empires outta nowhere.That shits crazy.
>>2047821Ask if Al had some prey in mind and if it aligns with Stars sensibilities. If not, support >>2047849 , throw in some alien horror/conspiracy stories of greys that she might be familiar with from living on Earth and absorbing some pop culture from Marco... maybe mind flash some examples?
>>2047890Were not commiting genocide when we can keep our moral standing and still get our wand in two days.
>>2047961Whoever said genocide can't be morally good? Even then, you still don't have a queen for Fif. And you really think we can get one in two days?
>>2047952Yes. Lets try to find a single evil thing we can kill and not blow up Earth.
>>2046993I'm sorry anon, I don't agree with you at all either,>>2046971 points make a lot more sense to me
>>2047821Ask Luna if we can somehow use the Hole to lure Nightmares.Ask Alabaster if there's any other way to lure the particular Nightmare he's after. It'd be a rough fight if he had to fight several of them, and we might not even get the one he's after.
>>2047966Yes.We already know Moon and that Susan knew her.The gnomes also have a queen.
>>2047969>not blow up EarthWOAH WOAH WOAH! Whoever said anything about blowing earth up?>>2047978Oh yes, Moon. Queen of Mewni. The only kingdom to have a wand in the universe will help us get our own. And the gnomes, who DirtBro wanted us to help beat up last I checked. Genius. They'll totally help us.
>>2047977THIS. USE THE HOLE TO LURE THEMWE CAN USE OUR NEW SKELLIES TO FIGHT TOO.
What if we nab a bunch of people we mind scan to be really, really evil and throw them all out into the same spot in space?
>>2047821What's stops us from just going to where he lives?
>>2047984Yeah I dont know why I said Earth. I dtill want to scissor to the holes entrance and use it to lure them..
>>2047993....Huh.That sounds like something.
>>2048006If the entrance would be enough to lure one, then why hasn't a Nightmare visited Echocreek? Why hasn't millions and billions of them come to our school? If it does have the stench of death, gotta reach the rest of the universe.
>>2048024Because they live in space.Also. The probes thing.
>S: "Guys guys guys whoahhh come ON.">Star puts up both her palm to supplicate you>S: "This is cray-zee. I mean hunting is one thing but you two are bonka-roonies you think it's cool to just wipe a planet clean of life.">A: "It's the final solution.">AL: "It must be done if we are to stand the highest chance of victory.">S: "What kind of Unicorn -are- you!?">AL: "The kind with too much left to lose...and has already lost too much.">A: "God fucking DAMN you make me hard when you say shit like that.">AL: "Just as you make me very, very flacid whenever you speak.">S: "Guys!">Star has had to real twice to be heard over you>She pulls a notebook out of her wand>She looks nervous while she scribbles>You exchange a look with Alabaster>Both of you crane your necks to see what the hubbub is>S: "Ok look.">Star shows you a diagram>It's very rudimentary>She also took the time to put a few flowers at the bottom>The Flowers have Machetes for some reason>S: "They're in a gang war.">A: "Ha.">S: "No. No, Anon gang wars are bad.">A: "Why did you draw it then!?">S: "Art should never be censored by fear of what we do not wish to face.">A: "You make me wish I was dying from genital warts.">Star explains that on the "Good" "Bad" and "OK" scale>Killing a giant Monster is always OK>Unless it is good>Then it's bad>Killing a Planet is always bad>Unless it is Bad>Then it's good>S: "How the heck could you even -tell- that?">A: "You fucking hypocrite.">S: "Anon we -both- know that despite my appetite I am a literal Scare-Corn. Plus I don't even have hooves. Don't call people fat just because they're ri-">A: "NO!">You pull out your phone to educate this bi->Finally>No Signal>A: "Fffff">Luna pops out>S: "oh! HI LITTLE LUNA!">L: "Hello you intolerable little ray of sunshine!">Luna's smiling>You can see her teeth>L: "Anon's simply saying you've contradicted yourself.">S: "I have? Didn't feel like I was.">L: "Indeed. You killed that Giant who attacked you after Anonymous led it your door. No questions. No concerns. He was "bad guy" and you slaughtered him into blood ridden candy bits.">Luna approaches Star's nose>Star can smell the tea leaves>Chalk>Bone dust>Fresh ink>Machine Oil>Luna boops her>Star peeps>L: "If we find another. What would be the harm in them meeting their end too?">S: "Nothing...I guess.">L: "You're still going to resist aren't you?">S: "...Yeah.">L: "Because it doesn't -feel- right?">S: "Yahuh.">L: "Very well.">Luna turns to you>L: "How much health do you think you could stand to lose, darling?">A: "Iunno like...a lot.">S: "What?">L: "How much do you think you could lose and still fight? Right now?">Luna is asking a weird question>L: "You want something gigantic to die. I know a way to find them. Then slay them. Then you get your wish. A scott free piece of bait for your next step. I can make it happen.">L: "Well, Anonymous?"How much?
>>2048048Let's go with half.
>>2048048Just a quick sec, but does this require us to STAY at low health? Because if it doesn't, hoever much Al can heal us for.
>>2048048Lulu, come on. You've seen us fight. We can go down to 1HP and keep going. Especially with healing abilities. But I appreciate you asking anyways. I'd say half would be a safe bet for us. Unless, more HP means bigger benefits. In that scenario, all the way down to 1HP! We can take it! We're a strong boi!
>>2048048I mean. We are already ready to fight to the death to fuck fate.BUT WHY NOT JUST LURE THEM USING THE HOLE we can also use our skellies inside to fight.ITS THE SIMPLEST FUCKING SOLUTION
>>2048048Huh, half is good.
>>2048048"Take as much as you need, i trust you!"
>>2048048Go for broke, then use our spell to swap stats with whatever we fight
>>2048048>50 HPThat puts us down to 25, which we can protect with life draining and shield.
>>2048048>Any amount that doesn't result in death.
>>2048073Because THE HOLE entrance doesn't attract Nightmares you ninny. If it did at least fuckin' one would've shown up by now. It's been over a month, and WE got past the blockade, what makes you think a Nightmare couldn't?
>>2048048>On a scale of 1-75? A good 37.>Star, don't mewmans go into the forest at puberty to slaughter literally everything in their path? And why is it okay for what was probably half a dozen pigs to die for your dinner but not one creature to help lure out something that is literally pure evil? Anything that comes for the blood I'm about to loose in the water is going to be an animal or worse.>We're hunting, Star. If we want to kill this Nightmare we have to do it right.
>>2048048....>Put us doen to 1 hp
>>2048082Cause we arnet a nightmare.We are a ???, a princess mewgger with a wand and a unicorn.Thats gotta count for something.
>>2048048>>2048080In other words: >>2048104
>>2048069Fine, falling into peer pressure, 1HP PLZ MOM!
>>2048045>>2048073>>2048048Alright. Take as much as you need Luna.As soon as you do well Eat our Funyons and cast Inversion.
>>2048048If we do the stupid 1 HP left thing, we need to guzzle those Funyuns and hug Griffithcorn to get as much regeneration in as possible.
>>2048048Half. Better to not waste our heals before we even get into a fight
>>2048178Preferably half. But you know we can fight at the verge of death.
>>2048048Just Chop Up My Lifebar Senpai.
>>2048048lets take it all the way down to 1
>going to 1 hpFOR WHAT PURPOSE!?
>>2048263Anons tend to lack the gene for moderation.
The votes...>Half>Sensibility and calculated risk4 votes>3/4ths>The hefty but sure bet1 vote>Use THE HOLE1 vote>A: "Fuck my shit up. I trust you more than anyone else in the whole pit of a galaxy.">L: "9 votes. Ohohoho, darling.">Luna closes her eyes>When they open>They're pink fireballs>L: "That makes 5 times now."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAtBhZisvE0>Luna's hand graces your cheek>S: "Anon!?">You can't hear Star>You know she's screaming at you>Her presence has dominated this whole adventure since she got into it>Her laugh>Her strength>Her beliefs>L: "You're so strong now, my boy.">You're not a background element however>You don't look to the light for guidance>You're not obsessed with other's status anymore>What they have that you don't>That's all drowned out>By this wonderful noise>L: "So much power. All inside you. You gifting it to me...all so promising.">She's glowing>The stars flicker>Star falters>S: "Whoah...">Alabaster covers his eyes>Star steals his hoof>Covers her own eyes with it>AL: "Rude.">S: "Hug me.">AL: "...">Star is hugged>Luna raises up above you>Frames herself against a nearby moon>You feel so cold>Yet no pain>Your blood come out like a fine mist>Then drops of rain>Your human hand shakes>Muscles>He feels weakness>He flexes>Reminding himself that his strength is born from something beyond just flesh>Yours however>It wanes>L: "First...we ring the dinner bell.">NOISE>DEAFENING>POWER>UNMEASURABLE>A SPHERE OF PSYCHIC ENERGY>LUNA CASTS HERALD OF THE UNJUST<>LEVEL 24 SPELL OF ELDRITCH ABOMINATORY MAGIC>ALL THOUGHTS ARE DROWNED OUT>THE SPACE-WHALE NEARBY CRASHES INTO A STAR>THE PLANETOIDS LOSE ALL VEGETATION>Some stars return to life...>Then come closercont
>>2048337>>2048337>L: "Here it comes.">Your vision fills>Even though all color is gone>The stars blink>They rotate>They aren't even stars>They're eyes>Eyes with their own horizon points>They look down at you>At Luna>Expectant>Malignant>Star peeks from behind Alabaster's hoof>Luna chuckles at the expansive sea of meaningless meat>L: "Then we spring...">She points at it>L: "The trap.">THERE IS NO EXISTENCE UNALLOWED>ALL LIFE AND DEATH UNCERTAIN>UNTIL MY WILL CUTS THROUGH THE CLOUD>NO REASONS HER BUT THOSE BEYOND THE CURTAIN>L: "Your number is up...">LUNA CASTS INESCAPABLE CERTAINTUDE>LEVEL 50 SPELL OF LIFE REVERSAL>L: "What was that phrase you love, Anon?">You mumble the words through your pale, drooping lips>L: "Ah, yes.">She looks back up into the new sky of eyes>L: "Omae wa mou shindeiru.">You are at 1 hp>Luna has cast her spell>This whatever it is>A tumor of reality>It's excised>Not with overwhelming force>With the gentlest push>It is undone>Luna casts unlife>Luna casts the end>Luna has casted death>S: "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!">AL: "The calamity...I knew you would bring it, Anonymous.">Alabaster looks up>Past the cinders of green and black fly-fur covered carapace>There>In the edges>Stands something with a mane of blazing blue and white fire>Black skin>Hooves of molten silver>A horn>Hooked>Serrated>Thorned>AL: "Now let us crash it upon our enemies.">You can't feel your heartbeat>You're losing your place on Alabaster>A: "That was so fucking sick...">You've fallen>Into SpaceWhat do?
>>2048345FUNYON MUNCH TIME!ALso maybe try to start things out with some Blood for Blood from the Nightmare? I mean we won't get mutations from draining a Nightmare for blood will we?
>>2048345Tell the Nightmare>A: "Hey man, I know we just got you here, but I need a snack real quick."Then munch up some funyons. Oh, and thank you Mommy. I knew we could trust you.
>>2048345Spam raise undead then blood for blood?
>>2048345We need life. We need to drink down life.There are bits of meat everywhere.>COMMAND THE DEAD MEAT>MAKE OUR SUIT OF POWER>THEN CONSUME AND TRANSFORM IT INTO A REGALIA>ONE WITH NOTHING + FLESHCRAFTING ON THE DEAD HORROR> THEN OPEN OUR MOUTH AND SING THE SONG THAT KILLS DAT ANTICORN
>>2048345>FUNYONS ON SHITBut first>RAISE MEAT INTO SPACE BATTLESHIP
>>2048345>brink of death>surrounded by an ocean of meatAn oldie, but a goodie.>Cast Raise Dead
>>2048345>>Funyuns>>Mom will I be awesome like you some day?>>Make fleshsuit mecha
>>2048345>Funyuns>Tell Star "There, see? My magic isn't all evil and shit.">Fleshcraft Muscles into a suit
>>2048382Do not modify Muscles like that. That's difficult and dangerous to undo.
>>2048345Supporting >>2048367except>RAISE MEAT INTO UNDEAD GUNDAM
>>2048345Ask mom to pass funyons.Ask Al for minor heal spell.Confront nightmare.Cast OWN.Cast InversionFUCK SHIT UP
>>2048345>"Al, a little help here..." / Single Target Heal>Funions>Hungering Flames - Debuff to start the fight
>>2048397No wait much better to use the Dead Meat to BfB our health up.
>You're drifting down>Through empty space>Star's spell is still on you>You breathe>barely>You don't feel fear>You roll onto your back>You see Luna>She isn't afraid either>She's smiling>You're smiling>Star casts another spell>She reaches for you with an extended hand made of stuffed animals>You can see your wasted face reflected in their glass eyes>You're still smiling>You raise your left hand>Muscles bats away the offered help>A: "I'ma gat totin...pistol holdin nigga on yoh damn street.">AL: "VISUVIUS!">Alabaster charges>You close your eyeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC1oURSaYoQ>MEAT REFORMS>TENDONDS OF GNARLED DESIGN AND STRUCTURE BREAK AND SEAL>SKIN GROWS INTO AWFUL SHAPES>EYES MERGE>BONES LAYER>ALL SPACE>ALL TIME>UNDOES FOR A MOMENT>You see the threads>You see the glowing blue firey string that holds in place the Nightmare>It doesn't even look at Alabaster>It eyes you>Your hands are vast oceans now>The meat>It has reformed to a pseudo Humanoid form>It never had teeth>Yet it has a mouth>Rippling eyes>Irises that suck in light>You can't breathe>Then again>You don't even need to anymore>Alabaster reaches his foe>It looks to him>It's horn glows>It casts death>Alabaster rolls a 2 on his savehttps://youtu.be/72oM5cTvnIs>Your irises expand>Your breath returns>Star is tumbling off of Alabaster>She hits space and careens toward the emptiness that exists there now>Alabaster>He's so beautiful>Pure silver>His bones are reflective metal>His skin peels back like clay shattering from the exterior of something long forgotten and buried>He looks shocked>The Nightmare doesn't>It looks calm>You remember what he said before>Their kind was never meant to wage war>Yet you made the impossible possible>Which pervades now>All is possible>In all directions>Alabaster is dying>Star is flying into space>Luna is sitll smiling>Waiting>You are miles tall>Eons old now>Your power is unmated>Yet you still must chooseWhat do?
Quick refresher on the attributes of each weapon type and why sword arm is shit and we should switch to mace arm.
>>2048452Attack the nightmare
>>2048452The dumb cunt can learn a flying spell now. Good learning moment for her. SAVE ALIBASTER! USE MIND SCREAM! THAT CANCELS OUT SPELLS!
>>2048452>pour some of our energy into the Beautiful one. Then turn our full attention to the nightmare and show him the UNQUENCHABLE FIRE OF THE STARS
>>2048452>Alabaster is dyingSAVE HIMAnd tell Luna to follow Star. We can grab Star whenever if we know where she is.
>>2048452Send Al's spirit back into him with Will, and grab Star. Then, kill the Nightmare.
>>2048452>Catch Star, BfB Vesuvius into Al
>>2048452Rip Griffithcorn, you did nothing wrong>Help Star
>>2048452>Extend a tendon from our suit and pump some Blood for Blood healing into Alabaster>Stab the Nightmare with a very large shard of bone, being mindful of the head
>>2048470>>2048452Oh shit yeah,>Catch Star with another tendon
>>2048452>Cast Inversion on Alabaster. Undo his Death Status>Look at this being of unlife. A foul thing. We will take its death magic away. We will rip it from his soul. And cast it back at him. >Consume all of the meat to keep us "Alive" as we take on the mantle of Un-life
>>2048452Star has a full magic repitoireWe need to save Alabaster. We can tank the next hit now. We can retrieve star if Luna keeps task of her. She can take attack when we need to support.
>>2048476>USE OUR ULTIMATE SPELL>FIRE OF THE BURNING HEART
>>2048452>>2048459Support saving Al If he catches himself, he can right Star. Otherwise, she'll likely just summon some crazy ass creature as her new mount. Mindscream should grant Al advantage to resist, assuming DEATH is considered a DEBUFF spell. Otherwise, if Death is considered a type of curse, OWN may be able to outright deny it's affect. Hey Mom, would DEATH be considered a Debuff or a Curse?
>>2048476... we can siphon life with bfb.If we invert, do we siphon death?
Oh, and reminder that Quest never said that we were brought back from 1HP. So we're probably still at 1HP. Friendly little reminder.
>>2048482Holy shit yes.STEAL THE ANTI-CORN'S DEATH TAGAND CONSUME THE DEATH ALL AROUND US.WE ARE IN A SUIT OF DEAD MEAT.DEATH IS CONSUMING OUR FRIEND.WHAT GOOD IS BEING A GOD IF YOU CANT COMMAND LIFE AND DEATH.
>>2048452Pick up STar in one hand.BfB heal Alababaster with the other and pick him up.Cast OWN ON VISUVIUS
>>2048476>>Cast Inversion on Alabaster. Undo his Death StatusThats... thats not how Inversion works.
>>2048452Actually, Invert Alabaster to SAVE him, grab Star with a Tendon, and use Fire of the Undying Heart on the Nightmare.
>>WHY ARENT YOU TAKING HEALTH OF THE GIANT FLESH GOLEM TO BFB OURSELVES AND ALABASTER
INVERSION IS A SHIELD SPELL THAT DEFLECTS INCOMING SPELLS AND INVERTS THEIR EFFECT ON THE CASTER.IT DOESNT WORK ON SPELLS ALREADY CASTEDALABASTER NEEDS HPYOU HAVE A GOANT FLESH UNFEAD TO USE BFB ONYOU CAN USE MIND SCREAM TO FUCK WITH SPELLS CASTED BUT THAT WILL ALSO AFFECT STAR AND AL SPELLS
>>2048496DO NOT FUCKING USE INVERSION
>>2048452>>2048452Bfb the meat mech to heal ALABASTER and Anon.One with nothing the Nightmare.Grab star with a meat hand.Crush the Nightmare with the other.
>>2048452Heal the dumb horse that is a glass cannon!
>>2048502>Bfb the meat mechDoes it even have health to BfB?
>>2048505Is 'Death' a damage dealing spell or an Effect/Curse?! You can heal till doomsday, but if it's afflicting him with something directly tying to his Fate or some such, then it's not gonna do anything.
>>2048482>>2048503>>2048485That's now how it works.Inversion is a Shield Spell casted ON the caster, not a targeted spell.It makes a bubble that tanks physical attacks and redirects magical spells and inverts their effect.If we were to cast Inversion on something we'd only be shileding it from our own spells. It also prevents the one being shielded fromc acsting spells as long as the bubble is active.Casting Inversion on Alabaster would prevent us from healing him and from himself to cast healing spells, condemning him to death.Casting it on Visuvius would prevent him fromc asting spells, but we wouldne be able to hurt him either.
>>2048512Oh, and don't forget that it also inverts spells that hit it. So if it was hit with some form of healing spell, it'd invert it into a necrotic spell. It even says so in the description for it.
>>2048512Yeah, apparently everyone wants to kill Alabaster.
>>2048517YESIT WOULD LITERALLY KILL US SINCE WE'RE STILL AT 1 HP
>>2048512Right, my bad.deleted my vote
>>2048520Well, dunno what Blood For Blood inverted would be. But it wouldn't be good, I can tell ya that for free.
>>2048510Yes. We can BFB undead things for health we've done it before.
>>2048525But does it have HP separate from our own? If so, why hasn't quest told us about it? We just suddenly got the mech, no word on HP. I would think that our own mechs HP would be important information to share.
>>2048530YES. WE RAISED IT SO IT HAS HP. BY RAISING IT IN COMBAT THE MECH WILL DISSOLVE INTO NOTHINGNESS AFTER THIS FIGHT. DRAINING IT TO HEAL IS OKAY.
>>2048538But..... we became the undead, does it even count as raise undead? At least, how it normally applies. It said that "your hands are now vast oceans" which means we're it. So why hasn't Quest updated us on our own HP? I'm not arguing if draining its health is a good idea or not. If it does have HP, then great let's drain the fuck out of it. But if it doesn't, that can cause a number of problems. For all we know we may have the mech, and we share HP with it, and are still at one HP. So we could very well be condemning ourselves to death by BFBing the mech. And if not that, the mech could just straight up not have HP in the first place. If I missed the part where Quest said it had its own HP, please do tell. I don't like uncertainty.
>>2048546Undead have their own HP. Wouldn't change just because the shape is a giant mech.
>>2048452>>2048502Support And heal that whorse
>>2048452>>2048497Changing support to >>2048502
The votes...>Attack now>Take what's yours2 votes onlyHave your intentions changed?>Save Star2 votesOh. Not changed too much, I see.>Mindscream1 vote>Fire of the Burning Heart1 vote>Blood for BloodGive of yourself?Still?Of your new body?Your new power?Why?>A: "No one takes anything from me."https://youtu.be/LxAQc5NQTvk?t=44>A: "Not. Anymore."cont
>>2048581>Health fades again>Not into you>Into Alabaster>Against the grain of this creature's magic>Infinitely>Like pouring water into a bottomless pit>Skin vanishes to ashes>Bones blacken and crumble>One of your massive eyes turns into crystal and shatters>The Nightmare just watches>It's spell is cast>It feels no despair>No loss>It is nothing>You struggle>You press>Your spell takes no effort to cast>Only your focus>Which fades from the blood loss>Your breath fades>So you take from the meat>It burns like leaves>The tendons snap>Star has to save herself>She blasts away from where she's headed>33 total>BREE!>SHE LAUNCHES FROM THE VOID>Lands on your titanic Shoulder>S: "Anon! What are you doing!?">A: "SAYING NO.">Alabaster is torn>Caught between oblivion and life>His lungs reform with each breath>His eyes flash into searing spotlights and back into voids>His teeth separate from his skull>His spine bursts into black light then comes back under his cracking clay skin>His horn>It's warping>Between straight and hooked>Between spined and smooth>The nightmare begins to leave>Each step it takes>A mile>A lightyear>A: "NO!">It's almost gone>A: "NOOOO!">Can't you fight this?>Is it so absolute?>Everyone dies>A: "YOU DIE WHEN I SAY YOU CAN DIE! NO SOONER! NO LATER! ALABASTER! ALABASTER YOU SONNOVA HAY SUCKING FAGGOT DON'T YOU DARE DIIIIIIIEE!">AL: "I-...I am...">He breathes darkness>AL: "I am nothing.">He is darknesscont
>>2048582>>2048582>You feel a tiny hand on your arm>It's not Luna>It's Star>S: "I-...I don't know the spell you're using.">A: "It's a SACRIFICE!">S: "For who!?">A: "FOR SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT!">She whispers something to herself>You can barely make out Marco's name at the end>Her eyes open>Her magic releases>It joins>With>Yourshttps://youtu.be/QhLyjLJTaIk>It's overpowering>It's painful>You hate it>A: "That's...not...ANGRY ENOUGH!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NDcmMjp7l0>Bright neon gold>Mixes with your black>Pink>Red>The light overpowers>It's cresendos>It fades...>You see Alabaster>He's whole>His horn however>It's wrong>Faded>Clear>Cracked>He draws breath>His heart beats>The Nightmare stops and turns back>Your meat suit fades away>Anonymous>You face more than just fate now>You are in space>All alone>Star has passed out>Your HP is back but only up to 10>You face an end now>You don't defy death>You shall wrestle with it>You face the Nightmare, Anon>You face>DeathSESSION END!NEXT SESSION! THURSDAY! 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!Stay blesstLove,Quest
>>2048585>Star is down for the count>we're down to 10 HP>Punished Alabaster: A Fallen EquineWell shit.
>>2048585>All aloneSonofa-I don't recall Luna vanishing, or Muscles. We still got them. Alone. That's now a silly alien concept to Anon. These two people are literally tied to us by the soul. It's impossible for us to be alone. So stop saying we are. Just because we don't have the idiot bug, or the handsome horse, doesn't mean we're alone.
>>2048585>>You face the Nightmare, Anon>>You face>>DeathDEATH AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS
Its death.Its so easy its dumb.our most powerful spell against death.OWN + Raise Dead.
>>2048581>Why?And you! I thought you understood more than anyone. It's to save someone we love. Alabaster is a bro. We killed that giant abomination to get this specific Nightmare to avenge his mate. It's the same stuff we'd do for you. It's the same stuff we WILL do for you. Just as we'll kill this Nightmare, we're going to kill Ludo. And neither of you can die before that.
>>2048605Correction,Raise his dead ass with Star's Wand. She's not using it at the moment and we need to save her and Alabaster.
>>2048609>"Borrow" Star's wandYES! YEEESSSSSSSS!!! WE MAY NOT HAVE A COOL MECH FIGHT, BUT A WAND FIGHT! YES!