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>Oh shit nigga' what's this?
Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.
>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?
You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.
>How do this work?
I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.
>How do you do such cool things OP?
It's all thanks to you guys.
>Why'd you change your name?
Because everyone was calling me Moonrunes anyways.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest
Stats: https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wt
Discord: https://discord.gg/Z4zuRTb
>Remember to vote on the threads. Everything looks better in purple. Or gold. Whatever.
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Okay so it's the next day, right after the first part of the tournament has been completed. Village is on high alert because of multiple things, which are...
>Orochimaru being spotted.
>Hidan being kept locked up
>The Chunin Exams going on

Those are the big three right now.

So...

>What's Susumu up to?
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>>2031653
did the noble leave? If not then
>smoking him up while regaling him with a fake version of the tale of how he got the lower body cast
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>>2031656
Noble's here till the end of the Exams.
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>>2031653
being stalked by a certain someone while trying to figure out danknojutsu
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>>2031653
>Recovering from his ordeal whilst trying to figuring out some way to keep the noble happy.
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>>2031650

This'll do >>2031656
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>>2031661
>>2031660
in light of that, changing to

caring for the nobles raging hang over by getting him ingredients for his "surefire hangover cure"

who knows, if it works Sinchu might go back to being useful
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>>2031653
double checking on the noble and making sure he's still satisfied. Thinking about his weed legalization idea.
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>A stalking Tsume
Hmmmm...I hadn't considered this. Thanks Anons!
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>>2031650
>>2031665

Supporting this
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Looks like caring for the Noble is a go.

Hmmm. Let's see how good your hangover cure is.

1d100+10 for Susumu's...skills in this department.
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Rolled 45 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2031672

HANGOVER BE GONE
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Rolled 70 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2031672
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2031672
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Rolled 8 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2031672

Wake n bake is forever the one true cure
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Not bad, we'll count the 77 even though it's not +10.

87.

Writing.
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>>2031680
Nothing better to solve a hangover then getting baked.

Also is Tsume really pregnant with that 94 we rolled?
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>You are Susumu
>And you aren't old.

"And you say this is your special blend?" The Noble asks, sitting across from you at your desk as he takes a hit off of some your finest stuff. "Well, it's certainly helping with the hangover, that's for sure."

You nod, taking a hit yourself. It's not your strongest stuff, that you keep locked up in a multilayered box with ten protective seals put over it. Mostly because you don't want Sinchu to accidentally find it. Little prick. "I grow it behind the house, in the garden. Got some pretty good peppers too if you're interested?"

The Noble shakes his head, relaxing into his seat with a smile. "No no, this is good." He takes another hit, then sits up, looking ashamed. "I'm sorry for the trouble I caused you yesterday, I had no idea that the Inuzuka woman would react so harshly to petting her head. Was she an abused stray before she became Clan Head?"

You tighten your lips, taking a moment to peek outside your window and making sure that Tsume's not around. After yesterday...yeesh. "Uh, yeah that must've been it. And some gals are just, ya' know, sensitive." God help you if she ever decides to get sensitive again.

The Noble leans forward, wringing his hands with a smile on his face. Uh oh. "So, what sort of adventure shall we be going on today? My good friend Sinchu said he had duties he had to take care of today, so he shan't be joining us."

>Well? What'cha gonna' do?
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>2031690
>Also is Tsume really pregnant with that 94 we rolled?
When the fuck was this? I do the pregnancy rolls around here!

Boom!
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>>2031691
Sheeet...I dunno are the triplets avaiable? They are special jounin and know about some cool places.

Maybe let him watch Hiki and Taka trainning a bit?
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>>2031699
Triplets are with Sinchu right now, was gonna' surprise you with that.
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>>2031694
You said we didn't have nothing to worry about if we didn't rolled higher then 90. Then we rolled a 94. Wondering if it was for Tsume hornyness or if she would get pregs.
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>>2031691
Seems like that'd be a good idea>>2031699
maybe help to endear him to the clan. Seems like ending up befriending him would be the best route, since sinchu seems to have opened that route.
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>>2031702
>Triplets are with Sinchu

Some how this causes me more worry then the fact that Orochimaru is back to the village.
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>>2031705
Ah shit yeah, that was for how wet she was man. Not preggers.
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>>2031722
Well Hopefully Susumu was more then just a fling. Or rather hopefully what happend to then was just that.
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>>2031691
>"Fun or Interesting? Take your pick.
STALL FOR TIME
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Gonna' leave this open for voting another 5 minutes while I take a piss.
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>>2031691
>that pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjYIBIWnQi4
By the way, do we know anything about Susumu's teammates from when he was younger?
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>>2031691
this >>2031731
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>>2031737
Ya'll can come up with the teammates.

They just gonna' be dead is all.

His age makes it so that none of the Clan Heads could've been from that generation, since he's like, 7 or 6 years older than most, but also too young to have been part of the Sanin's generation.
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>>2031748

Is an Uchiha an option?
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>>2031748
How about sasuke's dad, that'd be pretty neat.
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>>2031691
>>2031731
I'll support this.

>>2031748
>born to early to be young
>born to late to be a sannin
>born just in time to smoke dank kush
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>>2031753
ooh thats cool.

Also supporting

>>2031699
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>>2031748
'Cause see, part of me just wants to embrace the look you've given him...
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>>2031755
>to
>to
I'm retarded.
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>>2031748
What about Sinchu's old gang? Are they still dicking around or did they die too?
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>>2031731

And this has my support
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>>2031760
It would be cool if at least one was alive

so we can have them die later for dramatic effect
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>>2031752
Uchia yes.
>>2031753
Fugaku no. He's....Wait. Sasuke was 7 when Itachi killed the Clan, the only age I can find on Fugaku is 40. Doesn't say if that's current for Part 1 or not.
....

Alright yeah, Fugaku's one of your old teammates.

>>2031760
I leave that up to ya'll, he's 18 by the way.

Alright looks like stalling is a go.

Roll me some 1d100's.

DC 40
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2031773

WEED JUTSU GO
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2031773
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2031773
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>2031773
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>2031773
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2031773
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>>2031781
Oh my.

Writing.
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>>2031781
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>>2031781
Ho.
Lee.
Shit.
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>>2031781

of course Susumu crits bullshiting.

and he wonders why Sinchu is the way he is.
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>>2031781
Stalled like a nigger eating KFC
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>>2031781

NOBLE STATUS: BLAZED

>>2031782

Why do you have Stalin there anon?
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>>2031792
Because we are stalin for time.
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>>2031792

Cause we're Stalin' for time!
I will not apologize
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>>2031794
Booooooo
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>>2031795
>>2031794

May you starve like the Ukrainians did
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>>2031781
Now that's how you ninja properly
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Shit. You gotta' stall this guy somehow, for all you know he wants to do something stupid like punch Choza in the stomach to see if he's actually fat or not like Sinchu said. Gotta' think of something fast. "Mmmkay, you want something fun, or something interesting?"

The Noble looks confused. "What's the difference?"

"Fun would be what Sinchu's been showing you, bars, tits, drinks, all that sort of thing." The Noble starts to nod his head, but you hold up a hand. "Interesting is, well. Since I'm a Clan Head I can get us into places that are normally off limits to the public and such. Maybe you'd get to see the inside of the Hokage monuments, or let you see the old Uchia compound."

"You can do that?" He asks, looking honestly surprised. You nod your head. "Hmmm." He sits there, smoking his joint while you sit back your chair with a smile. Last thing you need is him getting drunk again and causing a ruckus, being a tour guide may be boring as shit but it's at least safe. "Okay," He says, standing up. "If you can really get me into those places, there's one place I've been dying to see."

"Yeah? What's that?"

"Orochimaru's old lab."

You blink, widening your eyes as you sit up in your chair. "S-seriously? Why the fuck would you-"

"Because I've heard things," The Noble says, twiddling his fingers as he looks excited. "Such horrible things went on there right? Experiments on his own Village, such macabre horrors. It sounds so...exciting!"

>Well?
>I mean, you rolled a 100, you got him thinking, this is the outcome.
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>>2031773

Referring to Fugaku as our teammate what do you guys think the relationship between the two?

and dose Sauske know about this? Dose he care?
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>>2031808
Fug, let's just genjutsu this shit. make it seem like we're in the lab but really we're chilling at the compound
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>>2031815
Ya'll can do that sure.
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>>2031808
>>2031815
>>2031818

Lets do this then, letting this goofy fuck in sneks lab could only end badly
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>>2031808
>Fug, let's just genjutsu this shit. make it seem like we're in the lab but really we're chilling at the compound
This
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>>2031808
>>2031818
I'll support that then.
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>>2031808
Supporting >>2031815
Make sure we give him a good show, too. Like, some fuckin' Resident Evil shit.
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Alright then.
1d100
First DC 50
Second DC 95

Good luck.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>2031830
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>2031830
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>>2031811
I'd imagine there very different dispositions would lead them to being competitive rivals.

They probably would get on each others nerves maybe even escalated to a fight or two but I wouldn't picture them as bitter enemy's.
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>>2031839
So Naruto and Sasuke then.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2031830
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>2031830
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2031811

I would think it was a rather easy going friendship, part of the reason Susumu is so good with genjutsu was 'ol Fugaku helping him out. And when the Uchiha got deeded, Susumu poured one out for Fugaku.

As for Sasuke, I'd say he knows they were on a team together. But not their relationship with one another

>>2031830

Rollan
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>>2031847
>>2031845
>>2031843
>>2031833
>>2031832
Hey, ya'll beat the first DC, good job!

Writing.
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>>2031849

But what was the second DC for?
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>>2031853
You'll never know.
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>>2031856
Cause we touch ourselves at night?
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>>2031847

I kinda like them being two good ol' buddies like this. Also same for sauske.
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>>2031853
Its so obvious, Genjutsuing so good and so hard we actually made a completely accurate copy of the lab on accident, and he gets info anyways
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>>2031847
>>2031862
Does Hiki know?
Because now I want to link Sasuke up with Susumu to learn more about who his father was. Get him thinking about his family in more than just terms of "the people I must avenge by any means necessary".
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>>2031847
>>2031839
>>2031811
I'd like the ideas of either Fugaku initially disliking and considering Susumu a rival to surpass, only to end up becoming good friends because susumu was just so damn chill, or the opposite where susumu was super stoic and serious and the two just learn to cool down over the years as fellow genin and friends. As for Sasuke, I don't think it's likely he'd know at all, with Susumu feeling a little weird around him because he feels like he failed his friend whenever he sees or hears about Sasuke.

It also could've been possible that Susumu even offered to the Hokage to take Sasuke in and take care of him, but was ultimately denied by either the konoha's elders or Sasuke himself.
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>>2031867
This is exactly what I was thinking when I asked anon. Hopefully Susumu could get Sauske to chill out a little.
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>>2031870
When did Susumu become Elder again? It was after the Massacre, so maybe he didn't have the pull necessary to get custody.
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>>2031876
Plus people might have seen it as a way of trying to get the sharingan.
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>>2031876
I believe he was probably elder before then, I could be wrong though. If he wasn't elder though, then that could also explain why he couldn't take sasuke in.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2031856

Was it to unlock the Dank Tsukomemei?

>>2031867

Let's see, dice gods?
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>>2031870
>>2031876

Could totally see the elders denying him cause they don't want the Tetsu to control Sauske special eyes
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>>2031878
Yup, that was what I assumed the konoha elders would have thought. I don't see either the clan council, well some of them anyway, or the third having too much or an issue with it but they'd have probably been pressured in that situation anyway.
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Shit, shit shit shit! Your scratch your head, feeling even worse now that you can't feel your once bountiful locks you used to have not so long ago, and let out a sigh. "You wanna' see Orochimaru's lab huh?" The Noble nods. Welp, there ain't no way in hell you're actually taking him there. That place is creepy as fuck, and you're pretty sure Danzo has it blocked off or is using it as a place to store his coffin when he's not being a creepy fuck. Only one thing to do. "Hey, what's that over there?" You say, pointing to the window. The Noble looks, and you quickly fire off a set of hand signs before you Tekkotsu your fingers, snapping them and letting out a loud bell like sound.

Tetsu Style: Iron Snap Genjutsu, tough to learn, but effective in battle. But being used on someone who's practically high and not used to combat? Piece of cake. "Oh uh, I thought I saw a...vampire or something, never mind."

"Vampires?" The Noble says, blinking in surprise.

You wave your hand. "It's something Sinchu came up with. Anyways let's go yeah?" You both stand up, walk out the compound and head over to Orochimaru's lab. Except you don't. You and the Noble are still here at the compound, sitting in your office, chilling and relaxing. You begin showing him around the lab, making sure to have some old bloodstains and rusty chains lying ever where for added effect. To be honest, you've only really ever been here once, and that was just because you were part of the body retrieval team. Place was creepy, disturbing, and it made you feel like Orochimaru was still there. You remember looking up to Orochimaru when you were younger, out of the Sanin he always seemed like the most ingenious. Now though...

"Susumu," The Noble says, eyes glazed over as he looks at you. You blink, for a second there...nah. "What exactly do you think would happen, if Orochimaru were to show up again? Would the Village here be able to handle him?"

Weird question but alright.

>Well?
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Probably because Hiashi thought the clan wanted to play Crusader Kings 2 and make an Uchia-Tetsu ubermensch and pushed for it to fall through.
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>>2031884
>>2031879
>>2031870
>Wow can't believe the Uchiha got wiped over night?
>Should we let the last one live with his dad's best friend, a small clan that most people don't know about?
>Fuck it let's just have him stay where all his family died with only fodder and jobbers watching him

As the village that more or less abandoned Naruto, it makes sense
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>>2031876
>>2031878
>>2031879
>>2031881
>>2031884
Susumu became Elder when he was 35, ten years ago, so yes he was Elder during the Uchia Massacre.

Main reason he didn't take Sasuke in is what you all pointed out, politics. I guess that doesn't mean he still isn't looking out for the kid, like maybe some of the Clan come by to help fix the place up every once in a while, Suzu's always bringing bread, and Hiki's a good enough...well I guess rival isn't the right word, but he's good to be around for Sasuke.

Still, Susumu ain't happy that he's gotta' be alone in that big ass Uchia compound.
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>>2031900
>As the village that more or less abandoned Naruto, it makes sense
I can imagine everyone having conflicting views on what should be done and it all just stalemating so nothing gets done in the end.
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>>2031915
Danzo and the other Elders more than likely just didn't want to take the chance of the Sharingan being guarded by such a small Clan. Remember, Anbu constantly watch over the Uchia compound.
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>>2031895
I'd depend on how he does it, I guess. If he just showed up he'd get jumped by every ninja in the village, but if he's sneaky about it who knows what he could get done before he's found?
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>>2031912

Susumu-Sauske heart to heart when?
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>>2031895
>>Well?
As to our response, really not seeing any reason not to respond with: hell yeah we can.
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>>2031932
Whenever you want to I guess.
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>>2031930
Er, forgot my quote.

>I'd depend on how he does it, I guess. If he just showed up he'd get jumped by every ninja in the village, but if he's sneaky about it who knows what he could get done before he's found?
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>>2031932
Susumu-Itachi Grudge Match in the Cage of Doom when?
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>>2031944
I want this to.

>>2031938
Whenever you think it fits Moon, maybe when we're not pandering to the noble.
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>>2031932
If we get Sauske back when he runs away that would bea good time
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Seems like ya'll are sure that, as long as Orochimaru doesn't sneak up on ya'll like a snake(lol), the Village would wreck his ass.


Writing.
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"...well, it depends I guess." You answer, getting a confused look from the Noble. "If he came at us head on, like just decided to knock on the front door and start firing off Jutsu's left and right, I'm 100% certain the Village would stomp his ass. Yeah, there'd be deaths, someone of his strength can't be taken down without somebody dying, but in the end he'd be beaten."

"And if he didn't come at you head on?" The Noble asks. "If he was...sneaky about it?"

You sigh, rubbing your head. This is giving you one massive fucking migraine. "Then we'd be in trouble. I think I was...maybe ten or eleven when I first started to notice just how deadly he was. Not to mention it took us years before anyone even found out what he was doing in the Village, experiments and all." You look at the Noble, he's still waiting patiently for your response. "I guess, if we're being serious here, he'd destroy Konoha if we didn't catch him soon enough."

"Hmmm." The Noble nods, looking around at the lab, well the one he's seeing anyway, before smiling. "Alright, I think I've seen enough. Wasn't as interesting as I thought anyways. Can we go back to the compound now?"

You nod, and the two of you head back. In reality you're both still sitting there, the Noble trapped in your Genjutsu until you decide to release it. But now your minds troubled, thoughts of Orochimaru running around, killing people you care about? Harming the Village?

If he came at you, you wouldn't stand a chance...

>What's Sinchu up to?
>Remember he's with the Triplets and supposed to be on duty.
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>>2031963
perhaps getting briefed on Hiki's snek encounter in the forest.
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>>2031963
Iron clones on duty, he's already drunk/high.

That or he's annoyed he has to be with them
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>>2031963
>>2031968
This.
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>>2031963
I'll back >>2031968
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>>2031978
>>2031975
>>2031968
Wins.

Writing.
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>>2031985
inb4 Sinchu is just as overprotective as Suzu when he wants to be.
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>You're Sinchu
>Fuck yeah

"Any idea what the Third wants with us?" You turn your head, looking back at Sozen as starts cracking his knuckles, clearly bored out of his mind. "I mean, I'm up for anything right now to be honest, just wanna' know what we're getting into."

You shrug. "I dunno man, last time I talked with him he gave me some speech about reaching my potential." Yeah, that was super fucking weird. You're still wondering exactly what it was that the Third was planning on giving you.

Saika is busy typing away on her phone, barely paying any attention to the rest of you. Satu's just...well shit okay, everyone here is bored. No missions, most of the visiting people are assholes, it sucks. Hopefully whatever the Third has for you, it's cool and interesting. And filled with babes.

You all stop outside of the Hokage's office, two Anbu waiting outside and guarding it. You flash them a couple of finger guns, which they don't return like the assholes they are, and head on inside. Seriously, you feel like you're the only cool Anbu in the whole goddamn village. "Sup." You say, the Third looking up from his desk while smoking that pipe of his. Seriously, he's gonna' get lung cancer that way.

"Ahh, I'm glad the four of you are here," Sarutobi rummages around in his desk for a moment, before pulling out three wrapped gifts about the size of your fist. "Sozen, Sato, Saika, I know you three had a birthday recently, I'm sorry I wasn't able to attend." He hands them the gifts, all three of them smiling while you're just pissed off.

"Hey, how come I didn't get a present for my birthday?" You ask, frowning.

The Third just smiles. "Good children gets presents, bad one's get nothing." Fucker. "Anyways, about the reason I called you all here today. It seems that Orochimaru's been spotted in the Village," You all widen your eyes, Saika actually getting off her phone and staring at the Third like he'd just grown another head. "Not only that, but he had an encounter with Hiki."

>HOw do you react?
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>>2032006
Surprise that turns to badly concealed concern.
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>>2032006
>>How do you react?
A mixture of disbelief and a joke about how that's a shitty birthday present?
We do know Hiki's ok now though, right? If not, confirm he's ok.
>two Anbu waiting outside and guarding it. You flash them a couple of finger guns, which they don't return like the assholes they are, and head on inside. Seriously, you feel like you're the only cool Anbu in the whole goddamn village.
Kek
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>>2032006
>And what happened with hiki? Is he ok?
Sinchu doesn't usually get serious pissed or have serious moments, it'd be funny to have the temperature drop and have everyone feel uncomfortable near sinchu.
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>>2032006
>>2032009
Backing this.
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>>2032010
>>2032006
I like this reaction.

Also moonrunes, is there any reason why everyone refers to Hikigaya in his diminutive form? It just seems a mite strange to me
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>>2032006
"What happened? Is Hiki okay? I swear if that filthy snake did anything..."
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>>2032009
supporting
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"...that's a really shitty joke man." You say, laughing a little as you walk forward, leaning against the Third's desk. "I mean, what, worrying the shit out of me supposed to be some weird ass birthday present or something, heh?" You wait, and you wait, but the Third's face just looks a bit sadder as you stare. Shit. SHIT. "FUCK!" You shout, slamming your fists against the desk. You the hear the door to the room open up, no doubt the other Anbu coming in, but Sarutobi just waves them off. Fuck fuck fuck. "Hiki, is he-"

"He's fine. Apparently Orochimaru came across him when he was with the Jinchuuriki from the Sand, and they were able to hold him off." Heh, good. You let out a sigh, hands rubbing your face for...well just because. Should've known Hiki of all damn people would've been able to survive an encounter with Orochimaru. "That said, he did attack two more Genin."

You blink. "What's he doing attacking Genin? I mean, I remember hearing things about him but..."

"Apparently he placed Curse Seals on Hinata Hyuga and Sasuke Uchia, we're not entirely sure as to what reason though." The Third says, standing up from his desk. He opens up a folder, showing pictures of either kids neck and the strange looking Curse Seal on them. "It was debated on whether they should be allowed into the tournament at all, but their Jonin believe they can handle it."

"Seems pretty risky if you ask me." Saika says, going back to typing on her phone. For fucks sake Saika. You turn around, walk over, and grab the phone from her, receiving a loud hiss like a cat from your cousin as she tries to claw you.

"So," You say, holding the phone out of Saika's reach while Sozen and Sato hold her back. "What you want us to do? I mean, I'm a badass and everything, but this is one of the Sanin we're talking about here Third."

Sarutobi nods. "I know that, and I wouldn't be giving you a mission if it meant facing such odds as Orochimaru by yourselves, but you won't be by yourselves." The Third grins. "Sinchu, head over to the hot springs and you'll come across another of the Sanin, Jiraiya, he'll tell you the rest of what you need to do."

"...why is he over at the hotsprings?" Sozen ask. The Third looks...embarrassed. Hah. Whatever, if it means teaming up with another Sanin, and the guy who revolutionized written smut, you're game.

...right?

>Well?
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>>2032038
Go grab your copies of his books. Try to get a signature
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>>2032043
This, lets go full Kakashi.
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I feel like we're getting less people today and I'm wondering if that has something to do with the fact that it's earlier in the day.
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>>2032043
>>2032038

Get those signatures and try to contain our joy about meeting the greatest perv in the history of our fair village.
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>>2032038
Oh shit, this>>2032043
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>>2032061
There were 7 people here on the last vote.
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>>2032038
>>2032043
I'll go for this

>>2032061
I'm cleaning my glasses right now. I have to hold my face inches away from the screen to read, so it's kinda uncomfortable.
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>>2032061
Most likely. People got jobs and such.
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>>2032043
Looks like this wins.

Writing.
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>>2032061
I'm around, but usually f it looks like the vote's already going in a certain direction, I'll refrain from commenting.
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You nod your head, appearing stoic and responsible. "Understood Third." You walk to wards the door, making sure to not move too fast. "I'll just head back to the compound real quick and grab a couple things, then-"

"You're grabbing those pervy books aren't you?" Saika says, stopping you in your tracks. You can feel practically everyone in the room staring at you, burning holes into the back of your head. "Pervert."

"Damn right!" You shout, opening the door and running out of there as fast as you can. Holy shit, Jiraiya, the fucking Toad Sage, and you're going to work with him! "Gotta' get an autograph gotta' get an autograph!" You shout, leaping out an open window and then running across the power lines. Just a quick stop at the compound, where Susumu and the Noble are...just sitting in his office and staring at each other. Weird. You grab your mint condition copies of Icha Icha Tactics and Icha Icha Island, then book it to the hot springs.

Only one little teensy weensy problem though, you're banned from the hot springs. "Shit." You mutter, looking from behind a food cart across the street at the entrance to the hot springs, which seems to be guarded by some of the oldest fucking women you've ever seen. What, they think you won't punch an old lady? You've punched plenty of old ladies, like, 2 at least!

"Hmmm, gotta' play this smart." You mutter to yourself, the food cart owner just rolling his eyes at you. "The Legendary Toad Sage himself is in there, not passing up this opportunity." You look around, then grin when you notice an especially fat member of the Akimichi Clan walking to wards the hot springs. "Jackpot."

You slip up behind him, walking like a second shadow to the guy, and manage to slip on into the hot springs. You rub your hands in excitement, looking around for the man who just might be your hero.

Then you hear the sounds of splashing and giggling girls. "Hmmm, maybe he can wait a bit." You say, developing a perverted grin. You sneak on over to the special spot in the wall to the girls part of the springs, the one you always go to, and...hey some fucker's in your spot! You're about to tell this asshole off when...when...

OH FUCK IT'S HIM!

>WHAT DO?!
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>>2032098
Slide next to him and try to learn a thing or two
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>>2032098
>Teach me your ways, master.
Not creepy or weird at all. Nope nope nope.
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>>2032098

I'm here I'm here, just dealing with a stomach bug. Anyways

Slide right next to him, and then tell him.

>"Not sure if I should feel honored you're in my spot or not."
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>>2032098
this >>2032103
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>>2032098
Bow repeatedly, while loudly declaring ourself unworthy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3sOuEv0E2I
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>>2032103
>>2032110
Wins.

Roll me some 1d100's please.

DC 75
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>2032121
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>2032121
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>2032121
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2032121

Let me pass
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>2032121
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>>2032126
Soooooooooooo close, yet so far away....
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2032121
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>>2032126

Moon, mercy man?
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I....I honestly didn't expect you to fail.

But the game must go on!

Writing.
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>>2032146

It was so close I'm slightly angered by it
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>>2032146
hotaru is in the baths, everything goes south
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

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>>2032144

Mercy is for the weak and pitiful.

We are Iron.
We take what we roll.
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>>2032167

All Grejoys but Euron are the worst
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You're wriggling in spot, unable to contain your excitement as you begin shuffling up beside Jiraiya, your copies of his books in hand as you move to take a peek as well.

And are stopped by an outstretched palm. Huh? "Hold it," The Sanin says, turning to look you over with judgmental eyes. "Let's take a look at what we got here. Hmmm, white hair, and you got the smell of iron about you, guessing you're a Tetsu then, probably the one the Third was talking about." You nod your head excitedly, marveling at how deductive Jiraiya is. He notices the books in your hands, a smile creeping on his face. "Ah, and a fan of my work as well?"

"Yes sir," You say, inching a bit closer, probably a little close judging by how Jiraiya backs up a bit. "Been a fan ever since I found a copy of Icha Icha Paradise in the back of my older cousins closet. Really great stuff!"

"Sssshhhh!" Jiraiya hushes you, looking back through the peephole for a moment before continuing. "Keep it down, the babe's are gonna' hear you." You shake your head, earning a dejected sigh from him. OH NO. "Look, what is it you want? If it's about the thing with Orochimaru we'll discuss it in a bit, right now I'm doing research." He gets a perverted grin on his face, one you've seen in the mirror many a times.

"That's fine master Jiraiya, but I was hoping I could learn from you, study the way you, well..." Ah fuck it. "I wanna' be a super pervert like you man!"

"Idiot!" Jiriaya shouts, standing up. "I've seen the look in your eyes, and while the burning blood of lust boils within them, I also see the dull sight of laziness!" He shoves a finger at you, poking you in the nose. "Until you can make your eyes shine like a burning star, I won't even entertain the notion of taking you on as a pupil!"

NOOOOOOOO! You fall to the ground, groveling at this great man's feet. "Please master Jiraiya, I know I can shine bright! Just give me a chance please!" He crosses his arms, looking away as you beg and grovel. Whyyyyyyy!

"Hmmmm." You both turn your heads, seeing Ebisu of all people standing there and adjusting his glasses like an idiot. Though they are cool glasses. "Are you two peeping on the women's hot springs?" Before either of you can say yes he's already rushing you. What? "I won't allow such behavior!"

>OH fuck Jiraiya's in trouble!
>Pfffft, yeah right.
>What now?
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Taking a 30 guys, gotta' shit.
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>>2032179


Tetsu special style: iron pocket sand jutsu!

Run master jiraya, run!

>proceed to gtfo with pervy sensei
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>>2032179
Keep Ebisu busy, shout "RUN MASTER JIRAIYA!"
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>>2032179
this man's suggestion is excellent >>2032191
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>>2032179

>"Ebisu, how come you're here? AND HOW GODDAMN DARE YOU? THIS is Jiraya, one of the Sanin! He's done more than you could ever do! SHAME ON YOU FOR THINKING THIS IS SOME REGULAR PERVERT, HE'S THE GREATEST PERVERT OF ALL TIME!"

Also this >>2032191
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I'm back.

1d100

DC 70.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

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>>2032270
>Sinchu passed a social roll
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>>2032270
Damn, poor Ebisu.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2032269
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

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Yeah, that pocket sand hurt.

Writing.
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"Master Jiraiya look out!" You shout, leaping in front of your hero. The Toad Sage puts a hand on your shoulder, probably wanting to face this deadly attack head on, but you won't let him risk it! "Tetsu Style: Pocket Sand!" You shout, scooping some sand out of your pocket that you keep in there for....reasons, and then throwing it in Ebisu's eyes.

Somehow the bits of coarse dirt make their way past his glasses, and his sudden screams sound like music to your ears. You and Jiraiya move out of the way, Ebisu still running forward until he ends up crashing through the wall to the women's part of the hot springs. You and Jiraiya look at each other, then grin as you peek inside.

Ebisu seems to have found himself face deep into the cleavage of an angry looking Akimichi girl, while the other girls around him scream in panic. Ahhhh.

"What the hell did you two do to Closet Perv Sensei?" You both turn around, noticing-Hey it's Naruto!

"Sup little dude." You say, rubbing Naruto's head. "Here to catch the show huh?"

Naruto slaps your hand away, rude, and frowns. "NO! I'm here to get some training done for the Chunin Exams!"

"What, with Ebisu?" You ask, confused. "Why not get Kakashi to do it?"

"Cause he's training Sasuke! It's not fair!"

"Yeah, that doesn't sound fair!" You shout, getting angry yourself. "What kind of an asshole doesn't train his own pupil, right Jiraiy-....uh?" You look around, noticing that Jiraiya's not here any more. Then you catch sight of his long white hair climbing over the side of the hot springs wall, disappearing. "Shit, I gotta' go after him." You move forward, but Naruto gets in your way. "Oh what now?!"

"You guys got my trainer in trouble, so somebody's gotta' train me!"

>Well shit. What now?
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BRB again, gotta' go do stuff.
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>>2032325
What better training than a real ANBU mission?
Basically get him to help us catch Jiraiya
Also, why is Sinchu friendly with Naruto? I'm not against it, just surprised
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>>2032325
>Sorry man, I've got important work to do. ANBU shit and all that. Some serious shit is going down, and I'm supposed to help Master Jiraiya deal with it.

>And just a tip, if you stop yelling and talk like a normal person, people'll like you a lot more.
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>>2032340
>why is Sinchu friendly with Naruto?

You don't think Sinchu has drunkenly stumbled into the Ichiraku booth at night looking for some bombass ramen at the same time Naruto was having his Orphan/Broke-ass Genin Dinner?
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>>2032325
Fuck it, Jiraya is right there so we can just train him in the mean time
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>>2032325
"Help me catch Jirayia and we'll see if he knows any cool shit. And what the hell, I'll show you some kick add jutsu I learned in Anbu."
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>>2032354
I could see that, they'd probably be ramen buddies
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>>2032325
this >>2032371
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>>2032371
>>2032325
This, but instead of jutsu we give him tips and tricks. Quicker than teaching an entire jutsu.
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>>2032325
This>>2032371
Sounds good
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>people wanting to blatantly say we're ANBU.

aren't they all supposed to be secretive about their ANBU status?
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>>2032417
I don't think it was really a sexret to begin with, and would sinchu of all people really give a shit?
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>>2032417
Naruto's a semi-retarded outcast, who's he going to tell?
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>>2032420
>>2032417
Probably best if we just say 'kick-ass jutsu we learned as a jonin'
Should work just as well.
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>>2032424
Nah
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>>2032417
To be fair, saying we're Anbu doesn't mean much, considering we still wear a mask while on duty, that just means they know "Hmmm, there's a Sinchu amongst these Masked Ninja"

Unless we are wearing our mask now, which would make this a bad idea
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Alright guys, we're gonna' take a longer break than expected. We'll start back up in like two hours. In the mean time keep talking about what you wanna' do.


Also who was the third member of Susumu's squad back in the day? It was him, Fugaku, and who else?
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>>2032458
Tsume.
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>>2032458
I'm actually kind of at a loss for the third member. What if we went for a commoner genin over a clansman like fugaku and susumu. We could also do kiba's mom and equate what happened to early sexual tension but I'm not as into that.
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>>2032458
I don't think there are any other canon characters that are old enough. Tusme and Choji's dad are 8 or 9 years too young IIRC.
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>>2032483
So OC ninja it is then, what if they were a wind nature ninjutsu expert that used umbrellas to fight and float/glide around really fast with.
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>>2032482
>>2032483
Just put some random clanless genin girl.
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>>2032483
Hiashi is almost the right age as he's 42 now
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>>2032497
Im cool with them being nonclan, but it'd be fun to develop them.
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Okay, we'll get back to the 3rd member another time, just know it's gotta' be a girl or a really feminine boy.

Now>>2032371 won it looks like. And we'll replace Anbu with Jonin to keep that shit a secret. Shouldn't be that hard to convince Nart.

1d100
DC 65.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2032669
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2032669
Lewd Combi Jutsu!
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2032458
What if we did

Name: Joyo Aojiru
Nature:Wind
Style: Paper Arts, Umbrella arts

Born to a konoha chunin and a citizen shop keep, Joyo was a commoner that would go on to join the academy and do well.
Extremely intelligent and a master of ninjutsu, Joyo was an expert in wind ninjutsu and developed his own style of combat using flying explosive paper folded into cranes, his large twin umbrellas that'd he'd use to fly and glide across the battle field, and wind style ninjutsu.

The combination of timed explosions and use of his umbrellas to grab onto the explosions' pressure would allow Joyo to fly around the battlefield at high speeds without ever touching the ground. With his control of the battlefield with miniature tornadoes, air slash attacks, and his paper crane to act as missiles when the situation called for it, as well as being able to use his umbrellas as both lance and shield when enemies got to close, Joyo was well adept at crowd control and an effective shock trooper in the ninja war and more combat orientated missions.

His Umbrellas are custom built with a lighter weighted variation of tetsu iron, curtesy of his friend and fellow former team 12 partner susumu, and custom chakra absorbing silk to better control the airflow. He is able to make the umbrellas as light as air or as hard as iron by flowing his chakra into them.

Achieving the rank of jounin in his mid 20's, Joyo would go on to build a small but beloved family with his wife and two kids, as well as inherit his father's shop for his family to make money on the side.

Good friends with Fugaku and Susumu, would both beseach the elders of konoha to both adopt sasuke and later help susumu's case to take him in, to no avail.

I think I did a pretty good job with this character, what do you guys think?
>>2032669
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>>2032669
>girl or feminine boy
well shit now you tell me
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>>2032685
That's pretty bitchin' man. I guess I could bend the rule and say there weren't a lot of Kunoichi around Susumu and Fugaku's age when they were in the academy, so an all boys squad could work.
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>>2032685
>>2032710
I'm onboard with Bro Team 12.
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Still need 2 more rolls guys
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>>2032685
this kicks ass, I'm on board but >>2032710
Moon why don't you just make it a girl and everyone's happy?
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>>2032669
But Naruto's team had a feminine boy and a girl.

Besides there are team with two girls in it.
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>>2032710
I'm willing to change Joyo into a chick, not a big deal, I'll go either way, just want to hear majority on it
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2032669
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2032718
>>2032669
M'kay
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Alright 86 is a total pass. Looks like Nart's comin' with ya'.

Also ya' I guess I just got used to Konoha's 2 boys and a girl team set up I never realized that it wasn't the norm.

Writing.
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>>2032732
Danzo team was also made of only boys. But then again that was Danzo's team.
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>>2032732
How about a quick ten minute vote then, I'll abstain

How do people want susumu's old team set up?

>Bro team 12(all dudes, Joyo is a buff, monk looking guy)

>Equality muh son(Joyo is a girl, team 12 is 2 guys 1 girl, that means she has tits and stuff, so that's pretty cool)
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>>2032751

>Bro team 12

It only increases Susumu's fame as a possible gay.
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>>2032751

>Equality muh son(Joyo is a girl, team 12 is 2 guys 1 girl, that means she has tits and stuff, so that's pretty cool)

Eh fuck it
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>>2032751

> Bro team 12(all dudes, Joyo is a buff, monk looking guy)
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>>2032751
>>Bro team 12
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>>2032732
To be real it does make a sense. Since in case the village lost a war there would be more females in the village. So a two man one girl team does make sense.
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"Eh, okay." You say, surprising Naruto a bit. "What?"

"I just didn't expect you to take responsibility so fast." Naruto says. "You know, what with everything that's being said about you."

Twitch. "What's being said about me?"

"That you're a giant pervert who likes to wreck strip clubs and you also harass women." Naruto says. Well that's.....meh.

You shrug. "That's only like, 65% true man. Anyways you wanted someone to train with, I'll train with ya'. First exercise is to catch that white haired dude you just saw me talkin' with." You hear a groan, probably Ebisu's after he got the shit smacked out of him by the Akimichi girl. "And also to run away from Ebisu, cool?"

"Cool!" You bump fists with Naruto. Cute kid, has great taste in ramen.

You and Naruto begin chasing after the Toad Sage known as Jiraiya, which actually doesn't take long since he's stopped to talk to a couple of really stacked babes just on the street. "Heh, watch and learn Naruto, that right there is the pinnacle of talent."

Naruto stares at Jiraiya, watching as he gropes one of the girls asses and then promptly gets slapped in the face by her. "...he just seems like a pervy old man to me."

"PERVY OLD MAN!" You shout, anger welling up inside you. Unfortunately that little outburst catches Jiraiya's attention, and he frowns at you. God, that hurts more than a kunai to the gut. "N-no Master! I wasn't calling you a old man I promise!"

"Hey!" Naruto says, interrupting you. "You and Sinchu here got the guy who was supposed to help me train for the Chunin Exams in trouble. Sinchu already said he'd take responsibility, now it's time for you to own up too old perv." OH GOD! Why does he keep insulting Jiraiya like this.

"Pfft, not my problem." He says, turning back around only to find the ladies he was talking to are gone. "You little brat! You just distracted me from those hot babes!"

"Well you ruined my training!"

"No I didn't! It was this guy!" Jiraiya says, pointing a finger at you. Oh no! "I was just gonna' summon a frog up and have him get swallowed, this idiot's the one who threw sand in his eyes!"

"Wait," Naruto says, looking excited now. "You can summon frogs? Oh man now you gotta' teach me!"

"Hellllll no!" Jiraiya says before summoning up a gust of wind and jumping away, laughing his ass off. So cool.

Naruto turns to you, fists clenched. "Sinchu we gotta' go after him! Between you and him teaching me, I can't lose the Chunin Exams!"

You nod your head. "Hell yeah, and he's...kinda' got a mission for me too, which he never told me. Let's bounce!"

>1d100
>To find Jiraiya
>DC 80
>To catch Jiraiya
>DC 95
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>>2032751
Bro team 12
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>>2032756
>>2032777
>>2032783
>>2032784
Voting closed then, guess the flying blur of konoha is a dude then

Just to let you guys know, If joyo was female she'd have either looked like Chichi and genderbent gohan as a kid. I know the second part sounds weird, I was just at a loss trying to find a pic that I felt fit.
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>>2032819
12 year old femjoyo
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2032814
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>2032814
How do we catcha Jiraya? With pervy stuff.
Ask Naruto if he knows anything good!
Mainly because I want Sinchu to learn Centerfold Jutsu.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>2032814
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2032814
dude, just lament loudly about how our sister isnt wearing clothes AGAIN.

Jiraya will catch himself.
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>2032814

Rolling...
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>>2032819
>>2032827
Since Joyo is officially a male instead, here's what he looked like as a fresh new genin and this pic>>2032685 is because he's in his mid 40's and aged like a normal person that's done nothing but fight in wars and high stake missions and combat all his life.
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>>2032832
>>2032839
Hnnnng, so close.

93 gets it. You find Jiraiya but don't nab him.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2032814

Can I salvage this?
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>>2032830
>>2032832
>>2032839
WTF dice gods.
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>>2032848
Aw shit, forgot pic, I'm retarded
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>>2032061

Well Moonrune, relative to my timezone, you started this thread at 3am in the morning. So it's very possible that some people were asleep...

I know that I was...
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>>2032850
So close.But then again Jiraya did said Sinchu should show him he was dedicated. We must not give up!
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"Alright little dude, let's bounce!" You say, earning a confused stare from Naruto before you grab him and sling him on your shoulders, racing after Jiraiya. Goddamn he's heavy though, feels like he's got a giant fox in h-oh right.

"So what's the plan when we catch up to him?" Naruto asks, searching around while on your shoulders, as if the Toad Sage is just going to be caught by a mere Genin. If he was that'd be hilarious.

"Well, I mean I have official business with him, but I guess all you'd have to do is keep up with us and not lose him, hope you annoy him so much that he agrees to train you, and then, I don't know, you end up Hokage?"

"I like that plan!" Naruto laughs. "Say Sinchu, can I ask you a question?"

"You just did but I guess you can ask two, shoot."

"Do you think I got a chance of winning the Chunin Exams?" He sounds down, poor little dude.

"I mean, maybe? If Hiki fell in a hole and thought the Earth was attacking him, you could probably win via count out while he was busy punching the ground." Seriously, you gotta' wonder sometimes if there's something wrong with Hiki. Besides the fact that older chicks dig him like crazy. "But I mean, honestly Naruto, you gotta' be either crazy lucky or crazy prepared if you wanna' win against the other Chunin."

"I...THERE!" Naruto shouts, ringing your ears as he points ahead. Jiraiya's talking to some babes again, these ones packing some serious titty meat. Damn. "Alright, I'm gonna' tackle him!"

"What?!" You shout, but too late Naruto jumps forward, screaming the whole time. Jiraiya doesn't even look as he catches Naruto mid air, and then tosses him into a garbage can. "Aww." You sigh, leaping in front of Jiraiya. "Hey man, I'm not saying you're not still super awesome,"

"Thanks." Jiraiya says, nodding his head.

"But that kid is kind of desperate for some training. It couldn't be that much of a pain to train him a bit."

"No dice, I'm already getting a headache from talking with you instead of these beautiful-" Jiriaya turns, the girls gone now. "DAMMIT! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" And off he goes again.

You sigh, walking over to the trash can and picking Naruto up. "We lost him?" He says, looking around.

>ONE MORE TIME!
>Find Jiraiya
>DC 70
>Catch Jiraiya
>DC 90
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2032894

Rolling...
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So when are we going to find out that Sinchu is Susumu's nephew. And so the son of the Tetsu that went berserk and killed a bunch of Hyuugas?
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>2032894
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2032894
We need to develop one of those Tom and Jerry style traps baited with some porn.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>2032894
Focus Sinchu think like the pervert we all kmow that you are!
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2032894
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>2032894

ROLL
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Dang. 74 finds him again, but you don't catch him.

Writing.
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>>2032931
We won't give up! We must to this for our ramen buddy!!!
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>>2032954
ramen bros for life
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You look down at Naruto, the little dude may still has a fire in his eyes. It'd be easy to just ditch him at this point, catch up with Jiraiya and find out what his mission is for you...but fuck it, when have you ever done the smart thing? "We ain't lost his ass yet, come little dude!" You say, picking Naruto up and tossing him onto his shoulders once more. "Alright so, this time we need to come up with a plan."

"What kind of plan?" Naruto asks, placing his hands on your head. Better not mess up your hair dammit. "I mean, I'm up for anything but I'm still only a Genin."

Hmmm. "What kind of Jutsu you good at?"

"The Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto answers almost immediately. "I can do like, a hundred of them no problem." He pauses. "Well, I mean I could. Lately I've been having some chakra issues and I don't know why."

That's weird. "About how many clones do you think you could do right now?"

"Uh, five! Yeah five!"

"Okay, next time we see him, just try and surround him with the clones, then go for the kill!" You pauses. "Don't actually try to kill Jiraiya, that'd be bad."

The two of you keep running through the Village, occasionally stopping by the small brothel or strip lounge, but having no luck. Well, at least Naruto got to see some titties. Then you luck out, spotting Jiraiya talking to some more busty babes on a small bridge. "There he is little dude, hit him!"

Naruto jumps from your shoulders, leaping into the air. "Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu!" He shouts, making five more of him appear before they descend on Jiraiya. Ain't no way Naruto can beat the Sanin, but he should be able to at least catch him.

"STOP BUGGING ME!" Jiriaya shout, whipping his hair around until it smacks into all of the clones, including the real Naruto, and sends them flying into the water. Okay well that didn't work. "YOU!" Jiraiya shouts, pointing an accusing finger at you.

"Me?" You ask.

"Get over here." You walk over, and get a smack on the head for your troubles. Dick! "Alright listen up, I'm only gonna' tell you this once, and only once, either stop bringing that kid around me or I'm gonna' take you off the secret mission."

"You, you are?" You ask. Shit man, you could care less about the actual mission, but you really wanna' hang with Jiraiya. "Come on man, that ain't fair!"
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>>2032999
"Don't care," He says, looking over the bridge as Naruto swims his way out, coughing up water. "Now, tell him to beat it, or you can both say goodbye."

Fuck. You sigh, ain't no reason to go riskin' a mission like this over Naruto. Kid has to understand. You hop down to Naruto, watching as he stands up shakily and smiles at you. "Al-almost got him that time! Maybe if I come at him from below he-"

"Hey, Naruto man, I gotta' tell you something." You say, watching as Naruto gets a confused look on his face. "Master Jiraiya's kind of getting annoyed and, he's got this big mission for me so..."

"So?" Naruto asks, looking worried. You look him over, drenched in water, clothes dirty. Still got that fire in his eyes though.

...

Fuck it. "So, this time you better make sure you catch his ass, cause there won't be another chance!" You say, clapping Naruto on the shoulder.

"Hell yeah!" He shouts. Oh god you're probably going to end up on your hero's shit list.

>Catch Jiraiya
>DC 85
>Last. Fucking. Chance.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2033000
I got it this time.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>2033000
FOR RAMEN
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2033000
We're totally going to fail.
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>>2033009
FOR RAMEN!
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2033000
in during we massively fuck this up.
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>>2033009
nice
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>>2033000
ramen bros never give ramen bros up, that's a bond stronger than anything else in this world
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2033000
Fuck it. This little dude deserves a chance. Now it's the time!
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>>2033009
FOR RAMEN!
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98 wins. Writing.

Ramen is Good
Ramen is Life
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>>2033009
FOR RAMEN!!
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>>2033009
>TFW in this series one of the only adults naruto is ok with is fucking sinchu because they are ramen bros.
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>>2033009

RAAAAAMEEEEEEEEN
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>>2033038
Nah he's just testing our resolve. Ramen bros!
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>>2033038
Clearly Sinchu is the older brother Naruto never had
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>>2033048
>Hiki has unintentionally undercut most of Sasuke's achievements/gains
>Taka unintentionally seduced Hanabi in 0.5 seconds
>Hiki's Gaara's best friend he's ever had
>Gaara's dad isn't pepsi
>Susumu is a pseudo-dad to Sasuke
>Susumu was also Fugaku's best friend
>Sinchu is a pseudo-brother to Naruto
>Suzu is a timebomb waiting to go off when Taka or Hiki are in danger
This quest is getting really weird.
I love it.
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"Alright let's go!" He shouts, starting to run off before you grab him, causing him to run in place. That's funny as shit.

"Hang on, this time we actually need a plan. Not just half assin' it." You lean down, grabbing a stick from the ground and begin drawing up a plan. "Remember that time you and me ordered the spicy ramen challenge and ended up running all over Konoha for a fucking bathroom?"

"Yeah, that was horrible." He says, remembering the day with vivid horror. Indeed you do too, never have you come so close to shitting yourself than that day.

"Right, but remember how we made sure each step meant something, that we weren't running around for nothing?" He nods. "Okay, same basic principle here. When you go at Jiraiya, make sure each and every step means something, don't jump unless you have to, don't stop unless you need to. Got it."

Naruto nods, standing up and staring up at the bridge where Jiraiya is staring down at the two of you. "Got it." He says, then rushes forward.

You jump up onto the bridge, Jiraiya glaring daggers at you. "You didn't tell him to leave." He says, accusingly.

"Nope." You say, shrugging. You watch as Naruto and three other clones leap from underneath the bridge, flying through the air as they descend on Jiraiya. "REMEMBER NARUTO! MAKE EVERY MOVE COUNT!"

"Hah!" Jiraiya laughs, readying himself. "You really think some snot nosed Genin is gonna' get the drop on me, I'm Jiraiya, the one of the Legendary Sanin!"

You watch as Naruto closes the distance between him and Jiraiya, then... "Sexy Jutsu!" He shouts, all of his clones and himself turning into busty, older female versions of himself. Damn Naruto. "Heyyyy!" They all say, winking at Jiraiya who's oogling them like crazy. It does help they're all naked too, maybe showing Naruto them titties helped after all.

"Oh boy!" Jiraiya says, drooling over himself as he looks over each and every one of the clones. "Now this is what I'm talking about kid! Why didn't you just bring out this jutsu to begin with?"

"Because I wanted to," One of the clones whisper, leaning forward, then frowns as they grab Jiraiya by the hair. "DO THIS!"

BONK!

You cringe as you watch one of the clones come up from behind and nail Jiraiya right in the nuts, causing the Toad Sage to cry out as he falls to his knees, where all of the girls tackle him and hold him down, before reverting back to regular Naruto's. "I GOT HIM! Alright!"

"...oh god I'm so sorry Master Jiraiya." You say, watching the excruciating pain he's in right now. Jeez.

>End for right now guys. Got a major headache going on.
>Hope you had fun with Ramen Bros.
>Tell me what you think of Naruto and Sinchu's relationship, I had fun with it.
>Also any questions?
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Remember anons, to give thanks to the God of Ramen on this blessed day.
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>>2033073
not gonna lie, that was great, this quest is great.
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>>2033083
And on this day we apologize to the Ramen for it is a good thing and should not be squandered so shall we beg forgiveness in our hunger as we devour our salty sweet succulent noodle goodness.
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>>2033073

I wasn't prepared for Ramen Bros. but it was the greatest.

Now for a question, would the main reason Susumu couldn't adopt Sasuke be that the Hyugas were being petty eyeniggers?
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>>2033073

Great session Moonrune. When can we expect you to run again?
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>>2033073
You never did tell us what the people watching Hiki's match and those that heard his antipedo punch thought of it.
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>>2033073
Ramen bros best bros

Got to develop susumu's background more, as well as develop a connection with him and sasuke
>already hyping pissed off susumu vs danzo

Got to make a cool flying, umbrella and colorful cranes using ninja

Overall a great session, I loved it moon
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>>2033100
More like Danzo going "Blah blah, safety of village blah blah can't give too much power to one Clan blah blah" and people just wanted him to shut up.
>>2033122
Next time, seriously this headache hurts.
>>2033105
Uh, tomorrow at 7.
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>>2033141
Have a good rest
>give too much power to one Clan
The tiny clan of 16 people? I think even with the Tetsu being ubermensch they don't have enough power to threaten the village
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>>2033190
The sharengan is held in awe by most, being able to spin it so that the idea of adopting the sole survivor into the clan into "giving a clan the chance to manipulate the young boy as they see fit" wouldn't be too hard, and it would scare the crap out of the konoha council, enough to over rule the great clans council and pressure the third into not allowing it.
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>>2031650
What if that anvil had an eight-pack?
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>>2033493
Go nuts.
>>2033222
Pretty much this. If you think they're overreacting, remember that Uchia Madara was still alive when Danzo and Sarutobi were kids. They know what the power of the Sharingan is, and it's not something to scoff at.

That being said, I'm totally up for you guys to try and get Sasuke a happy, loving home, just don't expect him to give up the Avenger lifestyle so easily.

And you've also got Curse Mark Hinata to worry about. Speaking of which, anybody know any good artwork of that? All I can find is stuff of her from Part 2 and she's always half naked.

That and a weird picture where Kakashi has a curse mark, and he's a furry.
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>>2033545
>implying susumu wouldn't be down to kick itachi's ass for killing his friend
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>>2033552
>Susumu shows up and fights Itachi
>Gets beat, falls down some stairs, ends up tangled in some Christmas Tree lights, and finds out he's got prostate cancer
>Actually no it was all the Sharingan
>"ARRRGGHHH!"
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>>2033566
Fucking itachi
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>>2033576
>Itachi decides to cook us all breakfast.
>It's not even malicioius he just wanted to cook breakfast.
>This happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTH2XMYys1Q
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>>2033545
Sasuke could have his own house in the compound so he would still have room to brood, but still get to socialize with some people. But I think it would take him being nearly captured or killed at his compound before Susumu could put up a strong argument for him staying with the Tetsu.

Am I the only one who want's Sasuke and/or Garra to have a huge crush on Suzu?
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>>2033602
Who says they don't?

>Sasuke: Wakes up in a cold sweat one night after thinking about Suzu's thighs all day, realizes he's activated the Sharingan....the one in his pants.
>Gaara: Likes bread and hugs. Sand Mom keeps trying to keep him away though by covering his eyes whenever Suzu's around.
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>>2033621
What if Sand Mom also has a thing for Hiki?
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>>2033566
I'm for either enraged susumu vs itachi because the idea of ever betraying your own family, which would push a person to the height of pure scum to a tetsu, and the loss of his best friend would really piss him off.

Or extremely outrage susumu vs danzo because of the pure unbridled hatred he would feel if ausumu ever uncovered danzo's influence on the uchiha's massacre.
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>>2033630
Anon don't give me ide-
Rolliing
Sand Mom has a thing for Hiki if I get a 95 or above. Anything below that and she just sees you as a good little boy that likes her son.
A 1 means she's planning to kill you because your cuteness might overshadow Gaara's one day.
>>2033635
Both are good, but the Danzo one's the only one where it wouldn't be an outright curbstomp. I mean, Itachi is just sooooooo fucking OP.
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>>2033642
I had a slight hope that susumu's special tesshin prision world genjutsu might not get cancelled by itachi's pure bullshit level s of eyes+genjutsu but I guess that's asking for too much.
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>>2033642
>No roll over 95
Damn
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>>2033654
Nigga' literally everything gets canceled out by Itachi's eyes+genjutsu. He only lost the fight against Sasuke because he wasn't trying to win. Shit man, him and Madara are the only one's who broke out of the reanimation jutsu on their own, and the only reason it worked for Itachi is because he made Naruto swallow.
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>>2033672
Can't get Sharinganked if he can't look us in the eye.
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>>2033672
I said SMALL hope to be fair. Slightly hoped magical god prision world might be harder to break out of, not likely but worth a shot to ask, you know?
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>>2033677
Alright you know what, fuck it, the Tetsugan will be a real thing from now on. The only thing it does is make daggers or sharp spikes appear out of ones eyes. It is EXTREMELY painful and hurts like a fucking knife is coming out of your eye, but literally not one enemy has survived an encounter with this technique due to the fact that there are KNIVES coming out of their opponents eyes!
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>>2033691
>Advanced tetsu can make them up to ten feet long and make them wiggle around

Woah jeez, I just spooked myself real bad

Tetsugan2spooky4me
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>>2033691
REMEMBER ME, ITACHI!?
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>>2033691
man the sheer confusion that would happen when this finally goes off mid quest will be hilarious.
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>>2033691
So what if we evened up bro team 12 with a female teacher. I was never into the idea of tetsu puppet users but since we're out of clan anyway, why not a puppet user sensei for team 12 originally. Though, it seems like puppetry is almost exclusively a sand village thing, with at most a few outsider clans that still reside in the land of wind. So maybe the sensei came from a small refugee family of puppeteers that were accepted in a couple generations back? That's probably the only way it would make sense I guess.
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>>2033891
>WHEN I SAVED YOUR BROTHER!
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>>2034117
His name should be a play on "Snake eyed person" from the Death stranding theories. can't find the damn thing.
Iron fragment in his skull, Iron prosthetic, wears an eye patch because he used the Knife eyes technique. Taijutsu genius that favors efficiency instead of flash techniques.
His puppet is a complex mechanical beast of chakra threads and Iron armor.
Obsessed with tying up people to balloons
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>>2034200
Well the point was the instructor to be a female nontetsu but that does sound pretty cool. I guess we could make the whole team dudes with the puppetry jounin instructor being ninja snake.
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>>2033067
I wonder how Psuedo-Brother Sinchu and Psuedo-Dad Iruka interact...
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>>2034658
Very badly most likely. Sinchu will always be the family black sheep.
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>>2034743
Hey guys heads up, we'll be playing in 2 hours.
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>>2034771

Alright, looking forward to it...

Has your headache abated yet Moonrune?
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>>2034781
Yes, now I only bleed from the ears.
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>>2034792
Better off than me, my ears are falling out of my ass.
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Alright, we back.

Now,
>What is Taka up to? Remember it's the day after the first tourney of the Chunin Exams.
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>>2034981
He, Hiki, Hanabi and Hinata are talking with each other about the Exams. And maybe playing a game too.
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>>2034981
Training to be a Seal Specialist
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>>2034981
Chatting with Hiki, asking about the exams in Suzu's bakery
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>>2034981
hanging out and playing games with some of the younger Tetsu clan ids, also maybe Hanabi if she's free
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>>2034981
>>2034996
I like this
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>>2034992
>>2034996
Changing mine to a mix of these
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>>2034981
These for me>>2034992
>>2034996
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>>2035028
>>2035006
>>2035003
>>2034996
>>2034992
Alright, chatting it up with Hanabi and Hiki at Suzu's bakery.

Writing.

Oh wait.

Roll me a 1d3.
Taking third roll.
>1. Lee
>2. Tenten
>3. Sakura
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2035033
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2035033
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2035033
Ayool
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2035033
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2035033
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>>2035042
>>2035041
>>2035040
Nice
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2035033


>>2035040

Sakura it is folks
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>>2035039
>>2035040
>>2035041

Gimmie dat pink
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>>2035039
>>2035040
>>2035041
>>2035042
Jesus. Alright god, Sakura shows up!
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>>2035039
>>2035040
>>2035041
>>2035042
The dice gods waifued second worst girl.
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>>2035039
>>2035040
>>2035041
>>2035042
them dice sure love Sakura, has Taka ensnared yet another waifu?
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>>2035051
Sakura' husbando is hiki anon
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>>2035051
Nah she's Hiki's
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>>2035058
I didn't know we were talking about Anko.
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>>2035058
>>2035057
please no, Hiki needs to end up with Temari or Anko
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>>2035051
Pink goes to the Hink(i)
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>>2035050

You better say worst is Karin or we may have problems

>>2035057
>>2035058
>>2035066

Have better taste anons, it's either Anko or Temari
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>>2035064
Anon, it's not waifuing, we're serious. You been following friend?
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>>2035070
Ino is worst girl. Karin is 3rd worst.

Is that "Itachi cooks eggs for Sasuke" an ad for anyone else now?
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>>2035064
>>2035070
Sakura has a crush on us. She cheered for us during the exam
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I just noticed Sakura's above average Hand Seals and Genjutsu complement Hiki's shit stats nicely. Is it a sign?
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>>2035047
Pursue pink puss. I support Hiki slipping Sakura the Iron D.
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>>2035077
oh I get that, i'm just making my waifu related preferances known
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>>2035047
I support Sakura, maybe we can stop her from being so bad in Shippuden.
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>>2035077

I know, just not going for waifuing her

>>2035085
>>2035086

Hmmm, were they here in other threads or is it a phoneposter? Questions, questions
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>>2035070
Nah, Sakura's Sannin Strength training + Hiki's Austim Power and Strength

And this >>2035085

That, and cucking Sasuke, i'd say let him have Karin, but she soaking over us too, hell Sasuke may end up with Ino at this rate...
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I dunno guys, I would rather waifu Karin. I like redheads and puns, and it would lead to some nice eugenics.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZzBZQf_7Tk&list=PLDXurPErd9cMilZUmtM1rnQX2hPDjzop2&index=2

"So you...popped his head off?" Your brother nods, chewing on his bagel with cream cheese before frowning. "What?"

"Well, actually Gaara popped his head off, I just punched him really hard." You can see Hiki pout a bit. "I mean, it probably helped that I punched him really hard but whatever."

Beside you Hanabi is devouring at least a bakers dozen worth of glazed donuts, quickly scooping each of them up using her Gentle Fist technique. You wonder where all that dough goes in such a little girl?

You've opted for a nice, simple, super double chocolate filled donut with extra sprinkles....you have a bit of a sweet tooth. "Okay, so Gaara, and you," You add, not wanting your brother to feel down about...not contributing as much to popping a mans head off? "Popped this persons head off, and it just slithered away? That's not normal Hiki."

Your brother shrugs. "I just assumed it was a very high class jutsu that I couldn't understand. That, or he's-"

"Don't say it-"

"-an Alien." Oh god he said it. Hanabi stops her assault on the sweet treats and stares at your brother at confusion, looking to you for answers but all you can do is shrug. Aliens. Pfft, next thing he'll be thinking there's shinobi on the moon.

"Hiki, I doubt he was an alien, more than likely he's just a very powerful shinobi who can...pop his head off and survive." Yeah, that sounds weird no matter which way you say it.

You hear the bell above the door ding-a-ling, and turn to see Sakura walk in, looking around a bit before she spots Hiki and...blushes? Hmmmm. "Hiki! I've been looking all over for you." She says, walking over.

"Well, I'm here." You brother says, finishing off his bagel.

Sakura nods, smiling and just standing there for a bit, you, Hiki, and Hanabi all staring at her before she realizes she hasn't said anything yet and blushes even harder. "Oh right! Uh, I was wondering if you wanted to do some training later, get ready for the next part of the tournament, you know."

"That sounds fine, but shouldn't you be training with your Sensei?" This causes Sakura to frown, which makes you and Hanabi scoot back a few inches. "What? What happened?"

"Kakashi Sensei said he's going to focus on just training Sasuke, so me and Naruto are on our own." She looks visibly angry about this. "I mean, I get that Sasuke's got the most potential out of us, but all three of us passed so he should at least pay some attention to the rest of us."

"That's not true Sakura, I believe you've got just as much potential as Sasuke does." Hiki says, causing Sakura to blush again. You and Hanabi smirk at each other knowingly, ohohohoho.

>What do in this situation ya'll?
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>>2035085
So do Anko's. And Susumu's. And Itachi's.
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>>2035086
>>2035088

Sakura is for one and done my boys,

>>2035091

Don't exactly need to waifu her for that

>>2035115

Help a brother out eh?

>>2035120

Christmas Cake Itachi when?
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>>2035115
>A herd of 12 year olds with a 7 year old hanger on go searching for a teacher. Hokage dawwws into a heart attack.
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>>2035126
you misunderstand me, sakura is like my bottom choice, Temari/Anko are tied for best
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>>2035115
Double date. Or double training in this case
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>>2035134
>sakura is like my bottom choice
Lewd
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>>2035120
>spoiler
c-can we do that?
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>>2035115
>clearly hiki needs some help from his loving brother, push for a training for the four of you together, then have hanabi and taka split off and leave Sakura and hiki by themselves to train
Taka is best wingman
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>>2035133
Seconding. We'll find a teacher BY FORCE!
Maybe that nice genin with the turned backwards hat and skateboard.
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>>2035115
Try to set up Hiki and Pinkie
Surely nothing bad can happen from this
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>>2035133

Support...
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>>2035133
supporting operation find a teacher
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>>2035095
I'm 'pursue pink puss' guy. I've repeated myself in every thread since we made her swoon.
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>>2035050
Meh. Sakura's not a bad person, just badly handled by Kishimoto.
At the start of the manga, she's a bit flighty, kind of a bitch, and has a stupid crush, but then again she's TWELVE at that point. Ladypuberty hits early, and it hits fucking hard. And twelve year olds are universally assholes.
She BECOMES a terrible character through a combination of having little to no evolution or development, not really having much in the way of a personal arc, and a general lack of true relevance.
This is a girl who, early in the series, really WAS fucking amazing considering her background. She had a 15.5 stat total at the start of the series. Hinata and Choji only had 14, Kiba 14.5, and Ino 15 flat. She was outperforming Clan kids in the stat department, as the daughter of two nobodies. I mean she's got nothing on utter freaks like Sasuke with his 18.5, but that's just a result of her class being full of crazy prodigies.
It really is just her lack of clear motivation and confidence holding her back.
Her crush transferring to Hiki is a GOOD thing, as it is a noticeable change from canon where her only motive ever was wanting Sasuke's babies.
While personally I am pulling for Temari to win the Hikibowl, I fucking love when QMs salvage Sakura into the character she COULD have become.
>>2035115
Suggest that we help her find a teacher.
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Alright, operation find a teacher is a go.

Uhhhhh.

Hmmm.

Roll me 1d4, taking 5th roll.
>1. Asuma
>2. Susumu
>3. Ebisu
>4. Third Hokage(Would require roll to convince)
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>>2035164
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>>2035158

Persoanlly, I'd like to get sand waifu, pun waifu, and pink waifu into a gladiatorial arena and have them fight to the death for Hiki's affection...

Only the strongest genes are worthy of carrying the Tensu clan's progeny...

...

>>2035164

Rolling...
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Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>2035164
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Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>2035164
Susumu pls. Hokage is for Hiki.
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>>2035164
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>>2035163
Yesss. Pursue pink puss. She's a usable character, with Sanin class potential even when she's relegated to healbot and 'rival's love interest'. We can make something awesome out of her, AND eugenics supports it.
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Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>2035164
Come on, 4.
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>>2035175
Asuma huh? Hmmm, an Asuma trained Sakura...interesting.

Writing.
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>>2035175

Well this is something I wasn't expecting
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>>2035175
well at least we didn't get ebisu, the third would've been cool though...
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>>2035163
I prefer Anko, personally. She's criminally underutilized and Sakura's the blandest thing ever, if if she skipped the worst part of her character.
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>>2035181
Oh she can get some boxing training or something from him maybe? Other cool shit too I'm sure.
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>>2035187
>if if
even if
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>>2035188
More like I hope everybody's ready to find out what their Chakra Nature is
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>>2035199
You know I can see a benefit to all of the natures when applied to our metal. What would be the worst one to get do you guys think?
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>>2035214
Water.
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>>2035176
Only if Shikamaru cucks us out of giving Temari our water rings.
>>2035187
I like Anko as a somewhat childish crush for Hiki, but she's way outside of a reasonable age range.
She's a great backup girl for if my plans for Operation Get Sinchu Dis Glorious Dogpuss fails, though.
As for Sakura being bland, that also ties back to that whole "What's a motive?" thing she had going on in canon. Step one is getting her Sasukelust ended. Step two is finding her some actual fucking goals.
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>>2035216
We could make water guns. Maybe liquid metal if you'd allow it.
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>>2035199
>chakra nature
So earth,fire, and lightning for Tara and hiki then? Because Kekai gensai users generally just get the needed ones their clans use.
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>>2035216

Wouldn't liquid metal have a bunch of useful applications though?
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>>2035216
Actually we could maybe make one of those water pressure cutters if we got water. That'd be kinda cool!
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>>2035199
>Hiki: Lightning
>Taka: Earth
>Hanabi: Wind
>Hinata: Fire
>Sakura: Wheat bread
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>>2035222
I'd see liquid metal being more an advanced fire based jutsu, since you'd generally melt the metal to make it liquid, I'm not sure how you'd equate it with water unless you're going by them both being liquid which doesn't seem like enough of a connection.
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>>2035216
...Couldn't we do some Water Engine/Piston or engineering shit with Water? For Hiki, yes thats bad, but i can see Taka being Smart with it and revolutionizing half the village
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>>2035232
Taka, Hanabi, and Hinata should form a band together.
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>>2035238
>THH, the first death metal band.
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You lean in close to Hanabi, who in turn leans in close to you, face covered with sticky glaze. "Psst, let's try and help them and also help them. Ehhhhh?" Hanabi nods, giggling like a...well a little girl.

"What are you two conspiring?" Your brother asks, looking over at you with knowing eyes.

"Oh, nothing. We were just talking about helping Sakura find someone to train her is all, since Kakashi is busy." You say. It's the half-truth, so it's only a half-lie....you still feel bad though. More donuts. "Anyways, who do you think would be available to teach you Sakura?"

Sakura taps her chin, thinking. "Well, right now the only Jonin available that comes off the top of my head is Asuma, since all of his students lost."

"You kind of played a roll in that." Hiki says, causing Sakura to gulp. "Good job by the way. Using a Genjutsu without hand seals, impressive."

"Heh, thanks."

"So, now all we have to do is find Asuma then." You say, when the bell rings. You all turn to look and-yup, it's Asuma. Weird how often that happens at your sisters bakery. "Oh, hello Asuma Sensei!" You shout, waving at him.

The Jonin blinks in surprise but then smiles back at the rest of you, walking over to your little group. You notice he's not smoking, probably because of what happened last time Suzu caught him dirtying up her bakery. "Hey, you kids up to know good or something?"

"Maybe." Hiki says, completely deadpan.

You roll your eyes. "Actually Asuma, we were wondering if you'd be interested in training Sakura, since apparently Kakashi is busy training just Sasuke for whatever reason."

Asuma rubs the back of his head, chewing on his bottom lip. You can't tell if he's thinking or just really craving a cigarette. Probably both. "I guess I could help her out a bit, not like my team can really go on missions right now, and none of them are in the next part of the Exams so it wouldn't be a conflict of interest." He pauses, smirking at Sakura. "No thinks to this smart girl."

"Hahaahaha." Sakura laughs, clearly embarrassed. Hiki just nods.

"Sure, I'll train ya' Sakura." Asuma says. He reaches into his back pocket, pulling out a stack of small, square pieces of paper. "Was gonna' do this with my team since we've got some spare time, but I reckon it wouldn't hurt to let you guys in on it too."

"What are those?" You ask, leaning forward.

"Chakra Papers. They're special paper made from the trees that the First Hokage used. They can detect the tiniest bit of chakra, and depending on what kind of Nature you have, they change to match it. Wanna' find out?"

You all nod, reaching forward to take one.

>Okay then, Hiki's got Lightning, that's already decided, but what does Taka have?
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>>2035254
Anon, look at your guesses for their natures, and the order you listed them in. Then ask yourself what comes after August but before October.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
>>2035258
Earth
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>>2035258
Seduction.
Earth.
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>>2035258
>Earth as his personal
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>>2035267
I know the joke. I just think a death metal band would be funnier.
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>>2035234

You could have water element jutsu where the user can liquefy and solidify iron without heating it. Could be useful for apprehending enemies without beating the shit out of them...

Or you could have a jutsu that could do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my99WOLiKyo

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>>2035267

> Water
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>>2035269
Silly anon, all testu males are master of seduction except sinchu, poor guy
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>>2035258
Steel Donuts!
just use a personality quiz to decide the character's element
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>>2035280
>liquiefy and solidify iron
I'd probably be put that down as an advanced earth tetsu technique, converting the earth into iron and manipulate it as you see fit. Moon said water iron is bad anyway
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>>2035284
Actually, if you want, I can go with this Anon's suggestion.

I actually came up with a surprising result.

But I can also just use that result, and Earth.

Ya'll up for that?
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>>2035284
>How can one create peace in the world?
A. Talk no Jutsu!
B. Revolution!
C. Infinite Tsukuyomi!

>Are you usually (physically) hot or cold?
A. Hot
B. Cold
C. Meh

>>2035295
Oh, we could do that too.
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>>2035295
sure
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>>2035295
Alright.
inb4 water+wind
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>>2035295
Sounds good
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Cool then. Writing.
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>>2035291

I can understand how solidification would be Earth technique, but how on earth would liquefication be?

And if creating and manipulating liquids, or transforming other materials to have liquid-like behaviors, isn't the very essence of a Water technique, then what would be?
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The four of you each take a piece of paper, waiting for something to happen. And waiting. And waiting. Hmmm.

"It helps if you add a bit of a Chakra to the paper, probably should've mentioned that." Asuma says, smiling at you.

You decide to see what the other's reactions are to their papers first. You watch as Hiki adds his Chakra to the paper, and it almost immediately crinkles up. Hanabi's gets completely wet, like someone had drenched it in water, and Sakura's...hmmm. Sakra's paper seems to wiggle a bit at first, then one half of the paper gets wet like Hanabi's, while the other half seems to disintegrate into dust. What?

"Interesting," Asuma says, rubbing his chin. "Hiki, you've got a Lightning Chakra, Hanabi you've got a Water one. And Sakura," He looks at her, seemingly with a small glint in his eye. "You've got two Chakra Natures, Earth and Water. Those are the makings of a good combat medic if I've ever seen one."

"Re-really?" She says, looking down at her paper in surprise. Hiki puts a hand on her shoulder, giving her a thumbs up while keeping his face passive.

Asuma turns to wards you. "Go ahead and see what your is Taka, might have a fire burning in you."

You smile, focusing and adding your Chakra to the paper. At first nothing happens, and then it...slowly starts swirling in on itself, almost like water going down the drain. Then you watch as the upper half turns a very pale white, while the bottom half turns almost coal black. Before you can examine it any further though, it crumples up and disintegrates. "Huh?"

"Well that was weird, never seen it do that before. But at least we know you've got an Earth Nature." Asuma says, crossing his arms and smiling. "So, now that we know your Natures, we just have to come up with a type of training for you Sakura."

You barely pay any attention to what's being said, focusing on the pieces of paper dust in your palm, staring at them with scrutinizing eyes. What was that you say, it wasn't just Earth, it was...well you don't know what it was.

"-aka?" You blink, turning your attention back to the group, all of them staring at you. Asuma repeats his question. "I said do you got any ideas on what Sakura should focus on?"

"Uh, shouldn't Sakura decide that?" You say.

"I would, but I'm just kind of drawing a blank here." Sakura says.

>Hmmm
>Any ideas?
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>>2035337
It makes more sense that water to me, since chakra in Naruto is about controlling water, earth, fire or whatever instead of applying its properties to something.
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>>2035351
>"You should ask Hiki, he's the one who has seen you in combat and has a good grip on you...r abilities"
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>>2035351
My weeaboo is too weak for this. The fuck?

Well we need physical conditioning for one, but Hiki can handle that. It'd be wise to pick up some new jutsu. Her library is somewhat weak. Who was she fighting again?
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>>2035362
Gaara.
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>>2035351
>Physical combat. From what I've heard, you're far from the best.

We should probably send Hiki on his way to find a teacher of his own now that I think about it.
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>>2035351
Focus on her strengths for now. Genjutsu and Ninjutsu
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>>2035356

Ah, I see. So a Water Tensu technqiue would be, what?

Making themselves rusty or something?

...

>>2035365
>>2035361


Support...
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>>2035337
As>>2035356 said, just because water is malleable and able to just change it's physical properties doesn't mean you can just apply those traits on something else. Usually you instead push the element to new limits instead and develop something new with it. Liquid metal is still metal and a form of mineral from the earth , I can't see adding water somehow makes more sense than learning to push the mineral's physical and chemical properties to new heights. Plus the tetsu iron release is already an elemental kekkai gensai of earth,lighting,and fire.
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>>2035351
Get her some earth and water jutsus. Use water to get Garra's sandmom wet, than use earth to manipulate the mud against him. Then some genjutsus to screw with his mind.
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>>2035383
>an elemental kekkai gensai of earth,lighting,and fire
Moon said it's Lightning and Earth a couple threads ago.
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Have we come to a consensus on who we want to train Hiki?

...

I'm leaning towards supporting either:

Gaara and The Third, Gaara and Tesshin, or Tesshin and The Third...
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>>2035390
Also, a ability with 3 elements is a kekkei tota.
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>>2035390
Moon thought that, then anons pointed out that it was supposed to be fire and lighting, so he said we'd get back to it later. I think making it all three is fine.
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>>2035390
I have no idea what the fucking Kekkai Genkai is anymore.

Everywhere I look Metal is something different.

Fuck it.


Okay then >>2035361
>>2035365
these win.

Roll me some 1d100's to see exactly how Sakura's training is going to go in the following month.

We'll say the Improvement DC's are 65, 80, and 95.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2035405

Rolling...
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2035405
I'm still for making it all three, kekkai too would be fitting for a release created by a god
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>>2035407
>>2035411
Goddamn
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2035405
should i even bother, dem 90's
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2035405
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>2035405
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>>2035412

We still missed the 95 threshold though...
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>>2035411
>kekkai too
*kekkai tota
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>>2035407
>>2035411
>>2035417
>>2035418
>>2035419
Wow.

So yeah, Sakura didn't break the final DC, but she's gonna' be doing damn fine that's for sure.

Writing.
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>>2035407
>>2035411
I hope there's a bonus for double rolls. If not there should be.
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>>2035401
It being a kekkei tota is a bit too special snowflake for me, personally.

>>2035405
How about after the thread (or whenever you have down time) we can talk about the different nature combos and which makes the most sense.

Also I didn't want to bring this up but I'm pretty sure people with a kekkei genkai/tota have the chakra natures that make up their genkai/tota, one's just more prominent that the other(s). But I'm also pretty sure that's the conclusion I came to since I don't think it was ever explained and it makes the most sense to me.
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"Honestly I think you should ask Hiki, he knows your strengths and weaknesses better than I do." You pauses, wondering exactly how to word this next part without getting smacked. "I guess you could increase your prowess in physical combat too, I've heard that you're not the greatest at it. Sorry."

Sakura shakes her head. "No, it's fine, I know I'm not that great of Taijutsu user. To be honest I don't think it's going to help me much against Gaara though, especially if what Hiki said about him is even half the truth."

"I wouldn't lie." Hiki says, finishing his bagel before standing up. "But Taka's right, I know your weaknesses and strengths better than he does. I'll come along with you and Asuma, if that's fine, and maybe we can train for a bit today."

"That's fine with me." Asuma says. "Just let me pick up my order from your sister real quick, been dying for a bear claw all day."

"Speaking of bears-" Hiki begins.

Hanabi pokes you, getting your attention while possibly shutting down one of your Chakra nodes in the process. "Hiki, let's go to the training grounds and train too, maybe I can help you get better at Taijutsu." She looks up at you with hope in her eyes, and donut glaze on her chin.

>Hmmm?
>Whatcha' wanna' do?
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>>2035433
>spoiler
That's why I went for earth, it'd make more sense than water

As for the Kekkai tota thing, I'd usually agree with you but I feel like it's fine for this quest, and it's not like it changes anything besides the drama if people found out, which to me is a bonus
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>>2035453
Ask why she's poking Hiki and then go train with her in full contact greco roman wrestling.
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>>2035453
this guy know's what's up >>2035465
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>>2035453
>Hiki's losing sensei gains for Sakura
Quest dropped


>Whatcha' wanna' do?
Go train. And tell Hanabi her face is covered in glazed donut.
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>>2035453
>sure, you mind if I we train at my clan' compound though? I wanted to talk with the elder real quick, plus we can hang out at my house after!
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>>2035465
I fucking hate myself sometimes.

I'll just be here in my shame corner. It's right next to /b/
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>>2035465
We'll show her who the Boss of this training ground is
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>>2035470

Support...

...

Hey, Moonrune? Will this count as one of the two teachers for Hiki over the next month?
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>>2035453
Let's get gainz with hyuga loli
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>>2035453
Wipe her face and head pats, then agree.
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>>2035453

I'm with you >>2035470 I feel utterly disappointed we're losing out on sensei gains for her.

Time to train with Hanabi
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>>2035478
No, it's just Hiki helping Sakura. It's still the first day of a month. You've got plenty of time.
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>>2035453
Pat her head, then go train.
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>>2035489

Alright. I've got no scruples with this then. Onwards to headpats and rigorous physical training!
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Alright, Head Pats, face cleaning, and training wins.

Writing.

Oh wait.

Roll me some 1d3's to see who's at the training grounds.

>1. Lee
>2. Tenten
>3. Tenten and Lee
Look at all these different paths!
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>>2032685
I'm a bit late, but I just wanted to say I love this and not just for the fact that he looks like my boi Anji
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>>2035506
Btw taking third roll.
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2035506
>Not Tenten hitting on Lee
For shame.
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>>2035510
C'mon anon, we all know that's never happening.

Even if we did ship it in middle school.
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2035506

Rolling...
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2035506
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2035506

TAKE THIS
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>>2035512
YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN. YOU HAVE THE POWER. YOU CAN MAKE THINGS THE WAY THEY SHOULD BE!
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>>2035517
You did good anon.

Writing.
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>>2035521

> Taka, Tenten and Hanabi

Oh god. It's happening again!
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>>2035508
Thanks anon, I'm flattered. Helping develop background stuff/characters with moon and the other anons is fun as hell.
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"Sure Hanabi, we can do that, but first let's get you cleaned up." You grab a napkin from the table, quickly wiping off the little Hyuga's mouth even as she squirms and frowns at your coddling. "Sticky faces lead to worn out places." You say, patting her on the head.

She smiles at that, then looks confused. "What?"

"I don't know, heard it in a song once." The two of you stand and excuse yourselves. On your way to the training grounds you decide to hit up some conversation with Hanabi. "So Hanabi, when's your birthday?"

"March 27th," She says. Then stops and looks at you. "Why?"

"No reason, just asking. Maybe next year I'll be able to get you a present." She smiles, running up beside you and grasping your hand. The two of you keep on walking till you make it to the training grounds where-

-...where you see Tenten throwing at least a thousand different sharp objects at Lee, who's tied up in what you can only assume is some sick sort of bondage gear.

"FASTER TENTEN! If you slow down for even a second then this is all for naught!"

"I'm throwing them as fast as I can you idiot!" Tenten shouts at Lee, throwing an oversized shuriken at her teammates and nearly cutting him in half. Good lord. "We've been doing this for a whole hour, aren't you tired yet?"

"No!" Lee shouts, stretching his body and snapping the pieces of rope that had tied him before. "I've got to get stronger, you know what Neji and Guy Sensei are up to!"

Hmm? Tenten nods, but she still seems out of breath. "I know Lee, but still-oh hey Taka, Hanabi."

"Hello." You both say, walking up to your friends. Lee flips over to you, then stands on his hands before giving a quick salute. What a silly guy. "So Lee, something Neji's doing is bother you?" You ask.

Lee looks sad, then angry, then sad again. "Yes. I mean no, I am happy for Neji, but I am also sad for myself. Uggh! I have so many feelings burning up inside me!"

Tenten rolls her eyes before kicking Lee in the side and knocking him over. "Neji asked Guy to teach him the Gates, since he saw Lee use them in the first part of the Tournament."

You blink. "Lee, you can use the 8 Gates?" Impressive.

Lee nods. "Though, I can only open up to the Fifth Gate, but Guy Sensei says I should never do that." Lee pauses, then sighs as he sits up. "I am happy for Neji, he is my teammate and I look forward to seeing him get stronger, but with access to the Gates I fear I am going to fall so far behind him I will not stand a chance."

Oh geez, poor guy. "Have you still not made any leeway(lol) with your Chakra Control?" You ask.

"No, I am still a complete fool in that matter."

"...Why don't we help Lee?" Hanabi says, gaining everyone's attention. "Taka, you're super smart, and my Byakugan can see Chakra Nodes easily. What if, I don't know, tried to figure out a way to help Lee better control his Chakra?"

Lee sits up a little straighter, looking up at you hopefully while Tenten bites her lip in anticipation.
>Well?
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>>2035571

LET'S DO IT EVERYONE
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Also I should probably mention that specifying in what way you want to help Lee will lower or raise the DC required. Helping him learn to perform a Clone Jutsu would take less effort than getting him to learn to shoot fireballs.
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>>2035571
THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE ROCK LEE TRAIN BOYS
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>>2035578
>>2035581

Support...
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>>2035571
>>2035580
Since he can't use chakra at all, we should start simple as fuck. A chakra infused punch
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>>2035571
Let's do what Hiki did and have Lee try to walk on water.
In his underwear.

Or have Hanabi point out specific chakra nodes and have Lee try to activate only that node.
In his underwear.
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>>2035580
Oh, figured we were choosing if we were going to help him.

>>2035597
I'll support this.
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>>2035597
>>2035601
Lee can walk on water/trees.

The problem with Lee is that he can't mold his Chakra into a Jutsu. Guy had the same problem when he was younger. Which makes me think Guy is Lee's father. I mean shit, look at them.


But yeah, Lee can use Chakra, he just can't mold it.
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>>2035611
I will support helping him learn the Clone Jutsu.
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>>2035597

Specifically, let's help Lee to do this. Punches and kicks amplified with chakra...
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>>2035611
Ohh. Start really slow then. Have Hanabi check out his chakra network as he tries to use a simple jutsu, see what's going wrong where. Then Taka's super brain can think up a solution.
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Leaving this decision up for a bit because it's important.

And I need a shower. I smell like puppy farts.
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>>2035611
Didn't know that. In that case the academy basics jutsu should be good to start with
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>>2035633
Have him do each of the 12 hand signs and let him focus chakra on each one. Then have hanabi point out anything strange and have Taka take notes.

If jutsus are the words of ninja magic, then we should help him with the alphabet.
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>>2035641
>>2035634
>>2035630
>>2035624
Hmm, looks like you want to have him try a Jutsu, and then see if you can spot anything weird using Hanabi then.

Okay then.

1d100
DC 80. Since you're intelligence and Hanabi's Byakugan make things easier for you.

GOOD LUCK!
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>>2035611
>>2035633
First have Lee attempt a basic jutsu. Shadow Clones or Subsitution or whatever.
While he does this, have Hanabi use the Byakugan to watch his Chakra Flow and see if it's a mental block or if he's got something actually blocking his Chakra.

We'll go from there.
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Rolled 63 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2035674
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2035674

Rolling...
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>2035674
i got this
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2035674
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2035674
Buttakugan!
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>>2035686
So. Fucking. Close.

You passed, but man, if you had critted....

Oh well, best not to dwell on it.

WRITING!
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>>2035686
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>>2035689

What would have happened if we had gotten a crit?
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>>2035693
Something cool
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>>2035693
>Rock Lee: Ninjutsu Master, Taijutsu God
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>>2035693
Lee would finally beat Neji
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>>2035697
Would it have been hip?
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>>2035693
Maybe we would have cured Lee?
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>>2035697
>Had he crit, Lee's aptitude with the gates would have given him the kaioken to further amplify his strength
Clearly Lee was dbz character the whole time.
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>>2035722
Of what? He's not afflicted witj anything, he's just really bad at chakra control beyond enhancing his body.
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"Of course I'll help." You say, rolling up your sleeves and leaning in wayyyyy closer than necessary to look at Lee. Hmmm. Yup, you can't figure out anything with your regular ol' eyes. Shame you don't know the Tetsugan... "Alright, I think I've got an idea of how to work with this. Lee,"

"Yes!" Lee says, bowing his head to you. Hmm.

"Go ahead and try to do a basic jutsu, something they'd teach you at the Academy. Then Hanabi will use her Byukugan to examine your Chakra flow, and we'll try to see if there's something wrong going on."

Lee nods again, then slowly brings his hands up to perform the seals for a basic Clone Jutsu. Nothing happens, even though Lee's obviously focusing as hard as he can right now. It's strange, you've seen him run up trees and across water, so you know he can utilize Chakra, he just can't mold it.

"Hanabi, what do you see?" You ask, looking down at the intently focused Hyuga girl at your side.

She squints her eyes, peering closer at Lee's Chakra network. "It's strange." She says. She looks at you, then looks back to Lee, her face frowning. "It's like his Chakra Flow is running backwards."

"Backwards?" You say, bending down to examine Lee closer. You reach out a hand, touching it against Lee's chest so you can get a better idea of what Hanabi means. You can feel the Chakra flowing through Lee, but it does seem off, almost like it's..."It's not flowing from his center, it's flowing from his heart." You realize, standing up.

Lee blinks, stopping his attempt to use the basic Jutsu and looking up at with with worry. "W-what does that mean?"

"Yeah, I'm curious too." Tenten says, frowning a bit when Lee looks up at her with a bright smile. "What?! You're my teammate idiot, I'm allowed to be worried about you."

"TENTEN!" Lee squeals, jumping up to grasp his teammate in a hug only to get a boot to the face.

"Uh, right." You say, scratching your head at the two's actions. Good friends act like this, yeah? Yeah. "Anyways. The thing about Lee's Chakra flow is where it's coming from. Normally your Chakra flows from your center, or your stomach," You point towards your belly button, pulling your shirt up in the process. Hanabi covers her eyes. "But with Lee, the Chakra flow is coming form his heart," You raise your shirt up even higher, Hanabi wriggling beside you. "And I think that's why he can't mold Chakra into a jutsu."
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>>2035756
"Why?" They both ask.

"Because, and this is just a theory, I think if he does, it might kill him." You pause, mulling it over while Lee starts to freak out. "Okay, maybe not kill him, but it'd probably affect him in a bad way. I think he can't mold the Chakra because his body won't let him, it's scared he's do something to his heart in the process."

"So how do we fix this then?" Tenten asks, looking down at Lee as he rocks back and forth. "I mean, there's gotta' be someway right?'

"There might be," You say. "Right now his Chakra is flowing to his heart. In theory, if we reversed the flow it's be going all over his body, which should give him a better control of his Chakra than someone who's flow came from their center."

"How do we go about reversing his flow?" Tenten asks. You slowly turn to look at Hanabi, who at this point has uncovered her eyes. Tenten frowns. "Uh, does she even know how to do that?"

"If she doesn't, I can teach her. Susumu's got tons of books about stuff like this, and it's not like we have to do this all at once, Lee's got a whole month to prepare for the next fight. We just have to take this slow, and carefully."

Lee stands up, fists clenched as he stares at you, nodding his head. "If there's a chance that I could finally learn to use Ninjutsu, even if it's only one measly clone, then I'm willing to go through hell in order to do it!"

"And we're willing to help you out! Right?!" You ask.

"RIGHT!" Tenten and Hanabi shout back. Lee is already crying and...oh to hell with it. You reach out and give the guy a hug. Hanabi joins in too, her hand accidentally brushing against your butt...for five seconds.

Hmmm.

>Hey guess what?
>Hiki had to deliver the Tournament roster thing to the Sand Siblings, how's he feel about that?
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>>2035758
Happy, he's seeing his friends.
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>>2035758
Glad to see his bestie
Also scared Gaara hates him now
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>>2035758

Feeling pretty goddamn good man, not even his autism can stop him now
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>>2035758

Hiki is ecstatic that he gets to talk to his sand friends. He may also be curious what the deal was with Gaara and this papi...
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>>2035758
Asking Kankuro where he gets his puppets, they're sugoi.
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>>2035778

this => his
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>>2035758
Thirsty, he got lost and is letting his camel go towards a random oasis while he lazes on its back, only to end up in the Village Hidden in the Sand through pure convenience.
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>>2035758
Happy to see his friend. Also worried for Sakura for having to fight him. If he's too rough with her he might get sand in uncomfortable places. Girl places.
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>>2035786

What?
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Ecstatic wins.

Writing.
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>>2035798
Hey Moon, did Jiraiya start his own ninja school in Land of Waves where the hands are only used for hand seals and the feet only used for traction so they'll have to use some other bits for taijutsu?
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>You are Hiki
>Could've been worse.

"...so I get to deliver this to Gaara and his siblings?" You ask the Chunin in front of you, holding the scroll he'd just handed you tightly against your chest. Behind you Sakura is currently getting checked over by Asuma, apparently when she asked you to not hold back that didn't mean you could punch her up into the air until she fell back down. Ooops.

The Chunin nods, looking behind you and raising a brow. "Uh, yeah. Everybody else is busy, and the Jonin for their team mentioned something about you being the least likely to be...maimed?"

You nod, stuffing the scroll in your back pocket before cracking your knuckles. "Probably true. Asuma Sensei, tell Sakura I'm sorry, but I've got a message to deliver."

"Uh, yeah, something tells me Sakura's gonna' be out for a while. Go have fun Hiki." Asuma says, snapping his fingers in front of Sakura and getting no response.

You rush up, quickly climbing up some walls until your on top of the roof tops and leaping across them. If you remember correctly, Gaara and his family are staying at one of the local inns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwQ66BgkwjE

You grin, feeling excitement boiling inside of you. It may have only been a day since you last talked to Gaara, but it feels longer than that. Plus you wanted a chance to make up for...well whatever it is you did back at the tower. Hopefully he accepts your apology.

You leap across one final building before stopping, staring at the multi-floored Inn in front of you. Hmmm, Gaara mentioned he was staying on the top floor, penthouse room. Probably because of his father.

You stretch your legs a bit before taking a running start, then leap across the huge gap, just managing to grab onto the railing for the outside patio before flipping yourself up. There's a glass sliding door between you and the room, and you can already see Temari lounging on the couch, flipping through some tv channels in her boxers and over sized t-shirt featuring some heavy metal band. She looks over at you for a second before going back to the tv, then leaps up as she realizes that yes, you are standing on her patio.

"Hello Temari." You say, waving to her. The older girl blushes, quickly grabbing a pillow to cover herself up before rushing out of the room, screaming her head off. Not a second later Kankuro appears, half dressed as well and struggling to untangle the strings on his puppet as he looks around. Then he notices you. "Hellow Kankuro."

"What the fu-" He trips over himself, falling to the floor in a complete mess.
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It's at this point that Gaara enters the room, blinking in confusion at his brother before turning to look at you. By this point your pressing your face against the glass door, smiling happily at Gaara while pointing to the door handle. He blinks, then walks over and opens it for you. "Hello Hiki."

"Hi Gaara." You say. God it's good to see him. You pull out the scroll and hand it to him. "Those are the match ups for the next part of the tournament, I got asked to bring them to you guys."

Gaara opens the scroll as Kankuro tries to hop to wards the two of you, still tangled in his puppet strings. You see Temari poke her head from around the hall, then quickly duck back behind a wall once you wave at her. "Who's Sakura?" Gaara asks, pointing at her name.

"She's a teammate of Sasuke Uchia and Naruto Uzumaki." You say, watching as Gaara frowns.

"So she's unimportant then." He hands the scroll to Kankuro, who widens his eyes once he sees he paired up with you.

"Oh come on." He says, slumping his shoulders. Well, that's rude. "Why'd I have to get you of all people."

"Well, I look forward to our bout Kankuro." You say, slightly miffed. If he's going to view you in such a poor way, maybe you won't wish him good luck....."...but good luck to you regardless." Dammit.

"Oh, Hiki is that you?" You turn your head, watching as Temari walks back out, now dressed in a more elegant gown and...did she put makeup on? "I didn't even see you there."

"Yes you did." You and Gaara say at the same time, causing Temari to twitch her eye.

"Ahem. So, what brings you by our little home?" She says, blinking her eyes at you. Weird.

"He brought us the match ups." Kankuro says, rolling his eyes and hopping away. "Does anybody know if we've got a pair of scissors around here"

Temari takes a look at the matchups, then frowns. "A Hyuga huh? That's gonna' be a problem."

"I'm sure you'll do fine Temari." You say, giving her a thumbs up.

"Well, if you think so Hiki," She smiles, winking at you before walking off. You can here Kankuro make remark, and then a loud slap echoes throughout the penthouse.

That just leaves Gaara and you, standing alone in the room. Hmmm.

>What do?
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>>2035865
stare silently at each other. eventually nod and then leave
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>>2035865
>"What was that noise?"
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>>2035865
>How are you today gaara?
See if he's free to train/spar with
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>>2035859
>"Don't hold back, Hiki!"
>"Ok."
>Proceeds to air juggle her pink ass.
God I love Hiki.
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>>2035865

> Venture a question about the weird thing that happened in the tower

> "You know. I was pretty underwhelmed with my match in the preliminaries, and I could see that you were irritated with how yours turned out too. So do you want to work off some frustration with sparring with me?"

> "I have little doubt you'll be able to best Sakura, so I'm looking forward to facing off against you later in the tournament."
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>>2035908
>>2035865
This
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>>2035865
We still need to apologize for making him angry
Also find out why he was mad
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>>2035880

Supportan and somesuch
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>>2035912

I'd like to roll this suggestion into the first part of mine...
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>>2035865
>say we are sorry for butting into his business during the tournament first part.
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OKAY!

It's Apology Time!

1d100
The DC IS 75
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>2035925
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2035925
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2035925
plsworkplsworkplswork
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2035925
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2035925
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2035925

APOLOGIZE AWAY
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2035925

Rolling...
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>>2035931
Thank you you autistic whisperer you
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>>2035931
Good job anon. If you all had failed that it would've been sad.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>2035925
One day we'll never need to gaara roll. One day.
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Hiki and Gaara need friendship bracelets
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>>2035940
Thank god he did it.
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So how well would Tesshin and Shukaku get along?

Or Tesshin and Sand Mom?
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>>2035975
>eyy bb u want sum fuk?
>Eww, you're not cute like my son.
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>>2035975
We should hang out with Tesshin, or at least talk to him.

Maybe he can teach us the Tetsugan for the Exam.
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"...I'm sorry." You say, surprising Gaara. "I don't know what I did back at the tower, but, could you just tell me so that I could find some way to make things right?" You looks down, brow furrowed as you try to find something to do with your hands, but then realize there's nothing for you to do, so you just stick them in your pockets. "I really do appreciate our friendship Gaara, so please tell me what I can do to make things right?"

You look up, and now it's your turn to be surprised. Gaara is, well he's frowning slightly, like he's depressed about something. "No." Oh god, you can feel your chest start to tighten up. Please no, not like this. "I mean, there's nothing you need to apologize for." He looks up at you and immediately you can feel a huge relief take over your body. "I...was angry because I didn't get to fight. In fact, I'm almost always angry."

"Almost?" You ask, Gaara nodding. "When are you not angry?"

He looks away, his fingers drumming against his clothes. "..when I'm around you."

Ha! GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

You look at Gaara, and he looks at you. "Gaara...." You reach out your hand, palm facing upwards as you close your fist, leaving your index and middle finger outstretched. He looks down in surprise, blinking. "Do you know what this is?"

"...it's the Seal of Reconciliation." He says, barely a whisper. He looks back at you, and you nod. He slowly reached out his hand, the sand around him hovering above the both of you, almost watching. His fingers stretch out and-

"What is he doing here?" Gaara stops, and both of you look to see his father standing there, arms crossed and glaring at you.

Uh oh.

>End.
>Hope ya'll had fun. Next time we'll get into the issue of Gaara's dad not wanting you to lock fingers with his son.
>Any questions?
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>>2035975
Tesshin hates everybody. Murder tenuki hates everybody. They would cheer Gaara and Hiki on while the two of them beat the shit out of eachother and break everything
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>>2035979

Tesshin is actually one of the people(?) who can become a teacher for Hiki over the next month...

We only get two teachers before the tournament begins, so we should be thoughtful in our selection...
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>>2035979
I'm 100% down for training with our inner asshole
>>2035980
>Ha! GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Glad to see he's still around
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>>2035980
Will it be tomorrow?

Also I wan Hiki's answer to be "Well, this is his hotel room. Where else would he be?"
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>>2035989
>"Holy shit Hiki, were you and the kid with no eyebrows gonna' kiss right there or something?"
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>"Well, this is his hotel room. Where else would he be?"
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>"I...was angry because I didn't get to fight. In fact, I'm almost always angry."
>"Almost?" You ask, Gaara nodding. "When are you not angry?"
>He looks away, his fingers drumming against his clothes. "..when I'm around you."
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>>2035989

> I'm 100% down for training with our inner asshole

inb4 we roll a crit and Tesshin teaches Hiki the Tensu Kekkai Genkai equivalent of Mangeky┼Ź Sharingan...
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>>2036008
>"It's when you slit your wrist and replace all the blood you lost with iron. You have to wait till it's all gone though, or else it won't work."
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>>2036008
It's just a Tetsugan variation that replaces the eye daggers with eye swords
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>>2036008
>Tetsugan: Infinite Tetsu Works
>Everything becomes solid iron
>Us
>The ground
>Our enemy
>The air
>Chakra
>Iron within iron within iron
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>>2036009
>"W-wait, that actually WORKED?! Shit, I'm learning new things about this ability and I made the fucking thing."
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>>2036024
Hiki becomes Iron Man
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Rolled 33 (1d54)

>>2036029
God compels me
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Rolled 25 (1d54)

>>2036051
I'm with you
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>>2036051
Nope. No Christmas Cake for you.
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Rolled 52 (1d54)

>>2036051

Can I do it?
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>>2036058
I feel like I'm missing something, what's going on?
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They want Christmas Cake Itachi. They need a Nat 54 to get it.
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>>2036068

Roll a 54 so we can get christmas cake Itachi
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>>2036071

I want to see Hiki and christmas cake Itachi's utterly stronk kid
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2036051

I'll give it a shot...
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>>2036071
Why a 54 though?
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>>2036085
Because you touch yourself at night.
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>>2036087
I can only get off at High Noon though.
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>>2036087

What roll would I need for mega MILF versions of Hashirama and Madara

I can't help it, it's fun for me to do this
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Rolled 38 (1d54)

>>2036058
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>>2036096
88 and 99 respectively.
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>>2036096
just go to orochimaru quest where you can captain planet whole armies of shinobi
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Rolled 99, 63 = 162 (2d100)

>>2036110

WITNESS ME
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>>2036120
OOOOOO
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>>2036120
Does that count?
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>>2036120
So close, but nah.
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>>2036120

Well Moon, I got one of them

>>2036129

Don't take this away from me anon
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>>2036120
....Okay then.
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>>2036136
Respectively, he did say respectively, and 99 wasn't in Madara's part respectively.
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>>2036142
No, he got it.

Okay then, wonder how much this would affect the story? Probably not much.
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>>2036145
>The real reason Madara went full genocide is because Hashirama only wanted a fuck buddy
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>>2036145
No he didn't, he missed on both.
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>>2036152
I figure that she hates Konoha because no matter how she looks at it, it's those guys's fault she isn't Hokage!
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>>2036155
He. Got. It.
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>>2036152

And now phase two of my plan, have her revived so that Hiki can dick her and the Tetsu can have the strongest kid in all of history
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>>2036168
Well a 6 and a 3 look kinda like eights if you squint, he may as well get that too.
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>>2036155
>telling the QM he doesn't understand his own dice rules
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New backstory. Madara was an extremely tomboyish girl that Hashirama was too stupid to understand at the time.

And then they fug.
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>>2036179
>>2036155
He actually got 11 over. I think that mean Hash and Mad fucked at least once
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>>2036179
Yeah, he doesn't use words like "respectively" right, he really meant to say "individually."
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>>2036191
Exactly! I'm retarded not stupid!
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>mfw the Moon ninjas knows Hiki because they can sense that Hiki believes in Ayyyliens

Cake Toneri tries to abduct Hiki when?
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>>2036184
>Madara was an extremely tomboyish girl
Muh fetish.

>that Hashirama was too stupid to understand at the time.
Also tragic.
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>>2036194
Not really, retarded would imply that you wouldn't have as much brainpower through no fault of your own, while stupid is as stupid does.
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>>2036184
don't do this moon, when that shit runs around the corner someones gonna get the bright idea to hit on fucking madara and someone will roll hilariously well.
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>>2036205
gud
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>>2036205
>crit seduction
>Madara is now an immortal, indestructible yandere
Best timeline.
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Who will win, the indestructible or the uncrushable?
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>>2036226
Hiki's dick.

Also anyone watching.
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>>2036197

>Hiki befriends/impregnates the Toneri and the other ayyyyliens when?

>>2036222

>"First Hokage, please....PLEASE help me with this."
>"I'd rather not go through this again."
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Which half has more Hiki in it, Toying yet Mindful, or Genuine yet Uncaring?
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>>2036226
Will the triplet cousin who clawed at Sinchu for her phone tell Hiki where the cat village is?
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Does anyone else find it kind of sad that Naruto seems to have a better relationship with Sinchu than Hiki does? Actually, have they ever even interacted?
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>>2036235
Option C
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>>2036230
Cake Toneri cuts in moon in half with her golden sword. The protags arrives and a powerful tremor was felt. Beside Toneri's cut on the moon they find a deep and massive trench caused by Hiki's punch. Cake Toneri is almost over overtaken by lust while a shirtless Hiki is holding both of her hands (with the sword) swearing he'll be able to punch the moon in half someday.
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>>2035980

> Hope ya'll had fun.

Thanks for running Moonrune. It was a blast as always...

...

>Next time we'll get into the issue of Gaara's dad not wanting you to lock fingers with his son.

I'm having flashbacks to Hiashi sperging out over Taka holding Hanabi's hand. Also, when is next time?
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>>2036295
Uhhhhh.

Saturday. Like, 3 or 4.
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>Genderbent Madara

Please stop. This isnt Akun.

I beg you
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>>2035865
>"Oh, Hiki is that you?" You turn your head, watching as Temari walks back out, now dressed in a more elegant gown and...did she put makeup on? "I didn't even see you there."
Girl's got it BAD. If Hiki was more self-aware I'd propose teasing her for being a cradle robber.
>>2036184
Oh dear god please no.
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>>2036197
>A miniarc of hiki waking up imprisoned in a UFO, breaking out, defeating all the alien ninja, and beamimg himself back to his bed as the ship crashes back into the moon.

>No one believes him, thinks he was dreaming

>End of shippuden comes around

>"Oh shit it's that iron freak all grown up, cheese it!"

The levels of hiki style smug will be glorious
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>>2036415
I agree but it seems this bullshit has no brakes
Unfortunately
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>>2036590

> this bullshit has no brakes

...
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>>2036612
I assume he's Anonkun's dad?
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>>2036612

BEST UNCLE
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>>2036615
We need an edit of Armstrong in a Make Konoha Great Again hat.
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>>2036600
From...the...guy...who...paus...es...so...much...it's...bas...ic...ally...his...name... ... ... ...
...
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>>2036622

What's the Nipponese version of Steve?
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>>2036628
Hayashi. It's one of the most bland male names possible in moonspeak.
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>>2036612
>>2036615
He was the previous elder. The one that died from a heart attack. Susumu is replacing him.
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>>2036636

The more I know, and that does sound absoluteky bland
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>>2036653
More like he waited until his Heart failed before cashing-in his Tesshin box power up. Instead of vying for Elder status, He got a position in the Daimyo's Court by charisma,cunning and showing those Candy Asses who's boss. And he probably thrashed a few Samurai who asked for a duel. Uncle Hayashi went back to Konoha during Konoha crush to visit only to find missing-nin running around and now he's pissed.
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High level Tetsu techniques

>Nameless Tool of Murder Summons.

A Tetsu specific summoning technique that combines with their Kekkei.

When used this jutsu summons the first sword, Kunai, or shuriken ever forged.

Regardless of its form the weapon appears rough and barely finished, it is stained with blood and spotted with rust. It appears to have no special chakra or unique properties other than its obvious sharpness.

In reality the weapon is an eidolon like Tesshin himself and is therefore capable of damaging nearly anything. Chakra, all material forms, and all immaterial forms can be damaged by these weapons. Also damage inflicted by these weapons never heals because the wound is conceptual instead of actual.

The downside is that it requires an enourmous amount of chakra to sustain these weapons, and summoning them royally pisses Tesshin off.

Summoning an Unnamed Tool of Murder is enough for Tesshin to remit any benefits gained from making a deal with him, even if it hurts him in turn.

The technique might be more useful if Tesshin ever forgives the clan. Also, as a trained member of ANBU Sinchu is skilled in swordsmanship.

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This technique grows a Sakura tree up from the ground made out of iron. As the Ninja feeds his chakra into it it blossoms in bright red petals.

Then all of the petals fall off and can be controlled in a fashion exactly similar to pic related.
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>>2036687
Nope. He dead son. No more college footbal for him.
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Moon, you fucking suck at this
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>>2036946
at what?
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>>2036290
What is Option C and what does it have to do with stealing hearts?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymEEVgUWrv0
Is walking infrequently Genjutsu or Ninjutsu?
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I guess there is no quest running today.
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>>2037601
See >>2036298
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Sakura should get the Asuma+Kurenai combo training.
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>>2037746
Or just have train with suzu
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>>2037766
Suzu has a business to run, are you thinking of having a Mr. Miyagi training arc?
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>>2036946
It's because you touch yourself at night.
>>2037317
Look at those muscles, how many hearts do you think he's stole with those abs alone?
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>>2038477
Ah.
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>>2038477
At least one.
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>>2038560
About the only thing I didn't like about the 2011 anime, it looks like he ripped off the guys ball sack.
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>>2038579
Same thing really.
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>>2038579
That'd be a pretty big sack
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Hey Moonrune. You hanging in there?
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>>2038871
No, I ended up dead because of Waifu overdose.
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>>2038922
Was it Genderbent Madara or SENATOR ARMSTRONG?
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>>2038926
Yes.
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>>2038930
Naicu
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>>2038935
I'm seriously doing this by the way.

Ya'll can't stop me.

It's gonna' be delicious. Like....like fucking burritos made out of other burritos. A super burrito.

A Surrito. No that's stupid.
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>>2038939
Madrrito?

pls no ban
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>>2038922

That's too bad. Though I suppose there are worse ways to go out...
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>>2038939
Do it. One of the tetsus gotta snag that. Hiki, Taka, Sinchu, Susumu, don't matter.

Fuck, Susumu with Momdara is greater a mental image than I thought it'd be.
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>>2038947
>>2038945
It's gonna' happen.

You watch.

It won't take over the story though. It'll just be a "Huh, I always thought Madara was a guy." "Nope." "Oh okay." sort of thing.
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>>2038947
Too late, he's gettin' dat dogpussy now.
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>>2038962
Up until she meets Hashirama and they get into an argument over who's at fault for why their relationship failed.
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>>2038970
It's Hashirama.

He couldn't hone in on the Tsundere feelings she was throwing at him, and didn't realize until too late what he had passed up.

Tobirama knew the whole goddamn time but didn't say anything because goddamn that's scary.
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>>2038973
New plan: save the world by getting two corpses to fuck each other. It can't possibly go wrong and/or fail.
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>>2038939
OH BOY

I just realized. The Tetsu can probably get lodsa bucks during the reconstruction and the modernization of Konoha.
Gotta supply all that Iron and steel.
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>>2039037
Um, I'm pretty sure we only have iron in skin, no abilities to produce iron, or even steel, without skinning some of the unwanted dregs of the clan like Anon
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>>2039067
If we do good with Tesshin we might. He's the fucking God of Iron.
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>>2039083
Then get set on matchmaking him with the Goddess of Carbon for Donut Steel Baby.
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>>2038560
It looks like he stole that heart w/ abs.
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So it strikes me as odd how Kakashi isn't training Sakura to fend off Gaara like his reasoning in canon and is instead clearly favoring Mr. Electric-type Sharing Gun Boy.
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>>2039151

But won't it make for fun times when Saus and Hiki have their chidori duel?
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>>2039157
No, again, it's contrived like the Frog Girl wigging out on fighting Gaara.
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>>2039037
Best we can do is iron manipulation which is why Tetsu smiths are great. So don't be hating on those Chuunin guards. One may love blowing shit up but the other is just a chill smith.

>>2039067
Iron summoning is possible due to Jutsu but it costs Chakra and slowly poisons us in the process. It's why Hiki avoided using Tetsu Jutsus whenever possible in the beginning and when he did use them it was the small stuff.

>>2038926
I can't help but imagine Doctor Iron Blood as him and it's amazing. I hadn't thought of it at first but now I just can't get it out of my head. Like...fuck I want it so SO bad. Despite knowing that it would make the inevitable encounter with Doctor Iron Blood that much more terrifying. I just can't help it.
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>>2039159

I'm sure we could go on about this, but I for one look forward to the Saus seeing Hiki has chidori too.

>>2039161

I'm still proposing his first name is for the Shinto god of medicine. Because Doctor Iron Blood is something that doesn't fit well for me, need a different name. And I picture him looking like a white haired Reed Richards
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>>2038939
God damnit moon. Here I though this quest would be decent.

Ill flip my table if hiki win her heart
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>>2039067
Not necessarily, both susumu's old teammate joyo, which moon has accepted in quest canon, and blacksmith tetsu guard, which I think moon accepted in but I can't be sure, have backgrounds that specify working with special tetsu iron. It could be that tesshin's curse prevents the mass production of special tetsu iron variants because most clan wouldn't be able to produce fully permanent iron without completely wrecking their health, with only a couple clan members like blacksmith guard being able to with no real trouble. Hell, maybe that was the whole point of tesshin blessing the tetsu clan with iron release. He gave it to his followers to allow them produce and create as much as they wanted with his iron, like tools and building material, but when the tetsu's ancestors instead twisted the iron release by learning to kill with it, creating weaponized jutsu and quality weapons and armor, plus sealing tesshin to keep his power in clan, an enraged tesshin locked away the iron release's true purpose within the curse all tetsu now live with. Then he kind of mellowed out with baking contests and other dumb ritual tests but is still pretty pissed. I could see that being the case.
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So is senator Armstrong in this or not? Because I want him to be.

What about a genderbent Armstrong?
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>>2039165
Really, I think of tetsu blood missing nin as a whie haired alucard. Mostly because I see his offensive blood irom justu being having changed up since leaving the village. Becoming a combination of bloodbending, including using it as a weapon like blood whip and stuff, enlongating iron fangs and claws to suck blood out of an opponent right on the spot and artificially enlongate his life on the spot by replacing his iron poisoned blood, and regular tetsu techniques.
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>>2038962
Hold up. Does that mean the reincarnation crap now has a boy and a girl instead of two boys?
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>>2039378
With reincarnation, there was always the possibility one of them was a bug at some point.
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>>2039409
Its the thing with Kaguya's sons who always came back as ninjas
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>>2039412
Ninja dogs, ninja frogs, ninja logs *POOF*
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>>2039320
>So is senator Armstrong in this or not?

He was. He used to be the clan elder before Susumu took over it.
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Headcanon: As a Tetsu clan member ages, their hair goes from silvery to brown which is symbolic of rust.
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>>2039419
I'd say black, if only bevause the two oldest members have black hair, both Armstrong and Susumu
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>>2039438
They have brown hair.
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>>2039452
It's pretty black to me
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2039456
1 = Black
2 = Brown
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>>2039457
You rolled it not me, black it is anon
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2039461
Best 4 outta seven
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>>2039464
Son it's over, let it go
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2039464
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>>2039468
Dude....
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2039467
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>>2039471
And that's 4, in a row, out of 7
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>>2039457
>>2039464
>>2039468
>>2039471

>>2039477
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>>2039480
Good effort friend, but tesshin was on my side this day
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>>2039471
>>2039468
>>2039464
>>2039457

Dice confirm it it's bllack
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>>2039583
That's cause dice gods know what they're doing anon
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>>2039708
Sinchu in Shippuden worried that his white silver hair started to show of some black threads.

Little did he know it waa the triplets pulling a prank into him again.
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>>2039715
>All the old ninja are jeoulous of how tetsu hair works
>The tetsu aren't into it
>The older tetsu are as embarrassed with black hair as an older guy with greying hair
>The other elders get a kick out of susumu's completely black hair
>Susumu jealous as hell of Uncle O's long, pure white hair despite only being a couple years younger
I love it
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We'll be running in two-and-a-half hours ya'll.

Also love the idea about the hair, that's cannon now.
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A Tetsu won't live long, but then again, who does?
https://youtu.be/fVwe9xXBdHQ?t=40
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>>2039735
Yay!
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