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You are Alabaster Soliloquy, dispenser of dickings on dangerous days and loving son.

PREVIOUSLY ON FUCK QUEST:
-Alabaster and Rose came to a tacit understanding on an important life decision.
-The news of what happened in Vail dismayed Mom, particularly Amber's maiming.
-Nelson gifted Kay a puppy to soothe her grief over losing Lady.
-To raise Noelle's spirits, Amber and Kay took her mini-golfing. The outing became a fierce competition.
-Amber tried to cheat by using her new ocular implant; but the attempt overwhelmed her senses.
-Vivian helped rouse her; then helped arouse everyone.
-Alex returned to the board at Darkbloom Analytics, but all is not well. He's having a hard time coping with Darkbloom's presence, because it comes wrapped in the package of Dalton Cantor, the man who murdered Sable.
-To help Alex cope, Alabaster had him sucker-punch Daltbloom in an elevator. It worked, although Darkbloom was none too pleased.
-Alex also revealed some information about the Sand Reckoner knockoff Chloe's company engineered. According to him, it's a vastly inferior model with none of the original's advanced capabilities.
-Alabaster found out some heartbreaking news about Noelle's injury in Vail, and gave her some healing the only way he knows how.
-Gal and Mom became fast friends.
-Gal has gone full janny to keep the wretched hive of scum and villainy known as /csg/ in line.
-Charlotte made some bold advances on Alabaster, who responded by stoking the fires of her jealousy towards Mom. The result was a doozy.
-Cerise's first townhall as a congressional candidate went disastrously. And people love her for it.
-Amber endured horrible bullying back at school over the loss of her eye.
-Chloe tried to extend an olive branch to Alabaster, an offer Alabaster rejected in the clearest possible terms. But Chloe seemed undeterred.
-In a bonus lewd, Whitney and Vivian bonded over their shared interest in abusing Rose2.
-In a non-lewd bonus, we saw some more of Alabaster and Cerise's time living in the Mallory home.

Season 2/3/4 Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/CeriseSoliloquy (content not allowed on /qst/ will go here)
Season 1 Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/rkSCNTEa

Season 1 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggot
Season 2 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/iDiki7kt
Season 3 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/FAC5emid
Season 4 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/0LwgLaHB
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy

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Episode 1 ("Five Petabytes per Second"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3757772

Episode 2 ("Galatea Trick"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3775200

Episode 3 ("2MI DA"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3787986

Episode 4 ("Fooly Chloe"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3818053

Episode 5 ("Jigglypuff"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3832845

Episode 6 ("Ghost in the Shell: Little Sister Complex"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3845974

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AND NOW, EPIOSDE 7 OF THE END OF FUCK QUEST:
"Bubblegum Crisis"
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>>3891623
FIRST FOR WELCOME BACK!
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Fuck Quest is a hell of a drug.
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>>3891623
Get your "I survived the /fq/ hiatus" shirts here, folks
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The time has come.
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"I understand that you are suing the estate of David Darkbloom."

Vivian sits in the man's dingy and dilapidated kitchen. Every available surface is stacked high with detritus of one kind or another. Magazines and junk mail, food containers, empty orange pill bottles, failed scratch-off lotteries, over-ripe fruit, an aged fanny pack, a yellowed Christmas ornament, a remote with no corresponding TV. Some full garbage bags lie tied-off on the sticky linoleum floor beside a bin that's also overflowing. The flies buzz. And there are so many ashtrays... and singe marks in the linoleum.... and bottles of Mountain Dew filled with spit.

The man spits into one of these bottles now -- the saliva yellow-brown and viscous, stained by the tobacco he's chewing. He's about 70. He looks about 90.

Posture stooped, he stares back at Vivian with half-blind eyes that register nothing like human intelligence. "Gotta get what I'm owed," he drawls.

"What do you think David Darkbloom owes you?" Vivian asks.

"I don't know. But he owe me somethin. He was my only boy and he ain't leave me nothin in his will. Not a goddamn thing. Not one penny. Ain't right." He spits again, pursing his lips, creating a small needle of muddy saliva with the pressure of it. Vivian can see the surface of the liquid sloshing around inside the green bottle.

"Why now?" Vivian asks, drawing her eyes to the man's prune-like face, and suppressing one of many shudders she has suppressed in the past few minutes. "David Darkbloom has been dead since 2018. Surely you knew of this."

"That's the problem with folks these days, they don't do right by the ones they owe to." Another spit into the plastic spittoon. "Got screwed outta my pension too. Goddamn company got enough money in it to hire 10 new managers last year but they cain't even pay their retirees a pension. And they ain't pay me for the cataracts neither, or the back problems or the lung problems they caused me workin in them mines all them years. Ain't right. And now my doctor refuse to even prescribe me any percocet or nothin, talkin about some damn opioid crisis. But do you think that make the pain go away just cause I ain't got a prescription no more? No. They ain't do shit for me."

"I see," Vivian says.

Some stray neuron fires, one that hasn't been drowned by whisky. His jaw hangs partway open. He looks her up and down. "Say... you're Vivian, ain't you? You're David's daughter."

"Yes."

His upper lip curls over his toothless gums. "You look like a whore."

David, sitting beside Vivian, begins to say something; Vivian stays his tongue by lightly brushing her palm against his knee.

"I am a whore," Vivian says, apathetically, and without hesitation. "Well observed, grandfather."
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I can't believe it's finally back
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>>3891637
Oh fuck, I didn't think about if he was still alive.
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>>3891637
Glad to see Vivian's living her best life
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>>3891637
wew lad
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>>3891637
Now that's a power move
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"You ain't never come to visit me or write or nothin. Too busy with them fruity la-la computer freaks I guess. Yeah. I'm suin David's estate. I want a billion dollars."

Vivian is unfazed. "You have no claim on any portion of David Darkbloom's estate. His will was quite ironclad, and it left everything to Whitney."

"Hah. You ain't get nothin from him neither?"

Vivian shakes her head no.

"Probably 'cause he didn't wanna give no money to no whore."

"We will not sit here and listen to you slander Ms. Darkbloom," David intones, obviously angered despite the patina of civility he keeps. "Be quiet or this negotiation is over."

Vivian smooths her dress. All business: "You understand that we cannot simply give you one billion dollars. Our company is already cash-poor, and we are in the midst of an expensive political campaign. What you ask from us is impossible, even were we amenable to it. Which we are not."

"Listen to you. I'm your own grandpappy for the love of God. But here you are, talkin about 'no claim on anything' like I'm some homeless person off the street. Ain't no hi grandpa in there, huh? Ain't no nice to meecha?"

"You are suing my sister, and her company, and by extension me -- for a billion dollars. You might forgive me if my demeanor is somewhat chilly today."

He grimaces. "You talk like David did. Nothin but $20 words to hide your own insecurity in the world." When he shouts, it sounds like a wooden floorboard groaning: "You think you're better'n me just 'cause you can read a dicti'nary?!" He pounds the flimsy table and stamps a booted foot. Then he spits again.

"By the same token," Vivian continues, "we do not want to deal with the aggravation of a lawsuit at the moment. The last thing our company needs is publicity like that. Would you be willing to settle?"

"How much?" He asks, clearly seeing the dollar signs already.

"Tell me what you believe is fair."

He thinks for a turn. Slowly. Then: "How about $5 million?"

Vivian pretends to find this offer difficult to stomach despite being 200 times less than the first. "I see. This will be a hardship for the organization, to be sure... but I believe you have left us in no better position." She sighs. "However... given that there is a familial bond between us, after all, strained though it may be... would you be willing to accept $2 million?"

"$3 million."

She bows her head, smiling in a pained way. "You have forced my hand. I see now where father got his negotiation skills from. We will settle."

Vivian pulls out some paperwork and begins to fill it in, then signs it. She slides it across the dirty table.

"Hee hee," Clay Darkbloom wheezes, rubbing his wrinkly palms together. "Finally gettin mine. Took you long enough to do right by your own grandpappy."
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>>3891661
He'll be dead within days.
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>>3891637
>"I am a whore," Vivian says, apathetically, and without hesitation. "Well observed, grandfather."
Based
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>>3891664
Deja vu.
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>>3891669
Like clockwork, even.
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>>3891623
Yes, it's back!
I can't believe my country is going to end before Fuck Quest.
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>>3891661
>"Hee hee," Clay Darkbloom wheezes
Ah. The source...
as an aside, you're spooky on the mark with Clay
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When he begins to sign, David swipes the form from him.

"Hey!" the man shouts. "What're you--"

"We will not settle," David says.

"Fa-- Mr. Cantor," Vivian says. "Please. This man has been quite reasonable with us, and I think $3 million is more than fair to make the matter go away--"

"Who the hell are you? Comin into my home tellin me my business. My granddaughter says we'll settle, and that's the way it's gonna be!"

"No," David booms.

"What the hell makes you think--"

David stands, circles the table, and kneels down to eye level with him. He points at Clay Darkbloom menacingly, finger in Clay's haggard face. "No. You will not get a single cent from us."

Clay folds his arms. "All right. If that's how you wanna play it. I'll sue then. For the whole billion. See how you like that!"

David's voice goes louder, if it's possible, but more curiously the slightest hint of an Appalachian drawl creeps into it as he speaks: "Go right ahead, Clay. Sue us. We are one of the most influential corporations on the planet. We have an entire army of attorneys on retainder. All we have to do is wait you out. Litigation like this is costly, and time-consuming... especially for an opiate-addicted drunk bumpkin, who has no money to begin with, and whose actuarial tables look grim. This case will be tied up in court from today until the moment the dementia kills you. You will get absolutely nothing from us. Zero. No -- what's more, not only we will give you nothing -- but we will take whatever very little you do have. We will take your car. We will take your house. We will take your dead wife's ashes. Everything you own will become our property in toto. You will die homeless, and alone, and unmourned."

"Yooou--" Clay drawls. The tremors are getting worse. He's seething with impotent rage. "Do I know..." he trails off. Then: "What right do you have? Huh?! To take the money I'm entitled to from my own granddau--"

"Fuck you," David spits. The drawl in his voice is unmistakable now.

He rises, and for a long moment or two he peers down at Clay Darkbloom with nothing but sheer hatred. Then finally, without another word, he strides from the ramshackle little house.

Clay looks back over at Vivian, stupefied, and afraid.

Vivian takes the paperwork, folds it up, tears it into a couple pieces, and stows it in her purse. "I suppose we are not settling after all. Farewell grandfather."

SEASON 4 OP: https://vimeo.com/354421891
SEASON 4 OP (Creditless): https://vimeo.com/354421989
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>>3891661
Kek
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>>3891679
... oh fuck, maybe we did break the cycle.
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>>3891679
Punished Darkbloom is a force to be reckoned with
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I somehow lost a big chunk of writing just now, so please wait a little warmly. I'll try to be quick.
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>>3891694
I blame Sand Reckoner
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>>3891694
fug
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>>3891679
btfo
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>>3891696
The Chinese, man. They're trying to slow down Darkbloom Analytics.
>>3891682
Curious, but how?
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>>3891696
>>3891694
Did he really lose it? Or did Sand Reckoner superimpose Amber's face over it?
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>>3891701
Maybe I'm over-reacting. The money itself is a meaningless gesture in the end - the old fart is still gonna die. Pay me no mind.

Having said that, Darkbloom being around still could still lead to changes.
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What degeneracy are you getting into tonight, /fq/?
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>>3891732
>>3891734
this
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https://pastebin.com/fky1TPnX
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>>3891734
o fuck
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>>3891739
oh fuck oh god
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>>3891739
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https://pastebin.com/Z0i34s72
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>>3891739
O FUCK
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>>3891739
>>3891744
OH SHIT

MULTI BIN DRIFTING
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>>3891744
>https://pastebin.com/Z0i34s72
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>>3891734
>>3891739
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>>3891734
>>3891739
>>3891744

AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3891749
>A third one appeared as I was posting this
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
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>>3891734
>>3891739
>>3891744
I was scared I'd be late and miss something important, but it looks like I got here right on time for FUCKING CHAOS
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I'm dead. I am deceased. My dick has been rubbed raw and I have ascended to a higher plane of existence.
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>>3891734
>>3891739
>>3891744
Good. Shit.
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>>3891734
Oh cool-

>>3891739
Wait, wha-

>>3891744
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?
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I dont know if I can handle this, anons, but I'm sure as hell gonna fucking try
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>>3891787
Rest in peace, Anonymous-dono. He died doing what he did best.
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>>3891787
Based. I believe in you
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You eat lunch with Rose and Whitney in the executive dining hall. She sips a milkshake, her burger and fries already half-devoured. You and Rose are much slower eaters, and lighter eaters too. She has a salad, you a chicken sandwich.

"What I wanna know is why there's no guys in Gensokyo," Whitney says.

"There's like one guy," you say, "I'm pretty sure."

She snorts. "He must be busy."

"No," you say sadly. "Pretty much everyone in Gensokyo is a lesbian."

Whitney shakes her head. "Well that's just plain improbable."

"Alabaster is wrong, as usual," Rose says. "There are plenty of men in Gensokyo. They're just not important, so you never really see them."

"Ha!" Whitney shouts. "Now I get why you like those games so much. The universe makes sense again."

You roll your eyes.

Into the dining hall walks Qiangxiang. She pauses when she sees you and your girls eating here. The other lower-level executives in the room pause at her entrance, in turn; she gives just about everyone the heebie-jeebies.

After a moment, she resumes; finds a table to herself in the corner, and beckons for the waiter. She places an order for something or another, and sips at her glass of water. All alone in the world -- it's a little pitiful.

"I thought Galgal was supposed to be watching her all the time," Whitney whispers.

"She can't do anything evil with a bowl of shark fin soup or whatever the hell it is she eats," you say. "Gal is watching her in all the ways she needs to be watched--"

But it turns out that Gal is more committed to her job than you even assumed. She and Cerise enter now as well, and find a table directly across from Qiangxiang. Qiangxiang looks at Gal with a sort of beleaguered contempt, but says nothing.

>Where are you going to spend time today, Alabaster?
[ ] Get to know Qiangxiang.
[ ] Get involved with Cerise's campaign.
[ ] Speak with David Darkbloom.
[ ] Hang out with Mom.
[ ] Custom?
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>>3891807
>[x]get to know Qiangxiang
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>>3891807
>[x] Speak with David Darkbloom.
It would be nice if we could have a civil conversation for once
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>>3891807
>[X] Get to know Qiangxiang.
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>>3891807
B O R G E R
O
R
G
E
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>>3891807
>[x] Speak with David Darkbloom.

I'm with >>3891815. He did something good in Vail, and I think we should address that.
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>>3891807
>"Ha!" Whitney shouts. "Now I get why you like those games so much. The universe makes sense again."
I have missed Whitney.

>[ ] Get to know Qiangxiang.
Maybe find some TRUTHS in her sea of LIES
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>>3891807
>[x] Speak with David Darkbloom.
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>>3891807
>[X] Speak with David Darkbloom.
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>>3891807
Serious answer, now.
>[x] Get involved with Cerise's campaign.
>[x] Speak with David Darkbloom.
whichever is more fun
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>>3891807
>[X] Get to know Qiangxiang.
I'd take the Darkbloom option too, though.
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>>3891807
>[ ] Get to know Qiangxiang.
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>>3891807
>"Ha!" Whitney shouts. "Now I get why you like those games so much. The universe makes sense again."
Such a great people person.

>[ ] Get to know Qiangxiang.
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>>3891807
>[ ] Speak with David Darkbloom.
As tempting as hanging out with Mom is I've been waiting for this for a long time
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Closing and writing.
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>>3891851
We're gonna take David and Chloe out for Mcdondald hamborgar, yes?
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>>3891880
Sounds comfy
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Something personal has just come up. I'll have to step away for an hour or two, but I'll be writing both the Chloe and Darkbloom options too. If needs be, tomorrow's session will start extra early to make up for it. I'm so sorry for all the delays tonight!
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>>3891898
Profound sadness. See you soon~!
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>>3891898
RIP
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>>3891898
Ganbatte OP!
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While I'm away, discussion point -- how would you all feel about future episodes moving their premiere time a few hours back, to around 7 PM EST?
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>>3892001
No problems here.
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>>3892001
While normally I'd be for this, I've already built my schedule around the current air time, so this would be a big inconvenience for me at least.
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>>3892001
Fine by me!
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>>3892001
I've made work arrangements and the latest I can stay on Saturdays is 9 PM. Moving to 7 would mean I lose two and a half hours, and then lose the same amount of time Sundays, significantly more if double runs are moved back too.
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>>3892001
While I dont mind, I'd feel bad for the anons that have to miss it, especially if a lot of important choices come up. Though I think what's best for the writer is the most important thing of all
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>>3892001
I'm EST and I don't work weekends, so it wouldn't be bad in my case.
There are a few others who would be affected, it seems, so.

Like >>3892033 said, it depends on what works best for you.
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>>3892001
I prefer the current schedule cause it gives me time to participate even if I get home a bit later than usual. Moving it 3 hours early midway through the season is a pretty big jump
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Understood. I'll try to maintain consistency with the already established schedule. My personal stuff is not a negative thing or something that will prevent me from running entirely, it just sometimes can interfere, as tonight. But as we move forward, hopefully I can manage it all! I'm back tonight, and I'll resume writing, so please wait warmly.
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>>3892099
Thanks, OP-sama~.
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>>3892099
Keep doing your best, chief
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>[x] Get to know Qiangxiang.

Qiangxiang is staring placidly out the window to her right, the gray sunlight from the overcast sky making her skin look sickly, when you sit down at her table.

"Alabaster," she says warmly.

"What do you want?" You ask.

"I... am not sure I understand the context of the question. Could you be more specific?"

You fold your arms, thinking. "You're one of the richest people in the world, right? You obviously have a lot of power already. And at a young age. You don't need to be here, do you? You don't strike me as ideologically motivated... or if you are, you don't show it. All that talk about China reigning supreme -- but you really don't give a shit about that, do you?"

She smirks back.

"You could grow your money and influence in any of a million ways, but you chose -- you chose to come here to the United States, to our company... where you're all alone, and under constant surveillance. What is it you really want out of this?"

"I want to have a say in the future. Darkbloom Analytics is the future, Alabaster. Although maybe you do not truly realize it yet. Broad Dynamics is the past. They definitely do not realize it yet."

"Your soup, miss--" comes the waiter's voice, as he sets a bowl in front of her. You were close; it's not shark fin soup, but it is some sort of watery fish dish that looks even less appetizing than it smells.

"Take that back," you tell him.

"Errm," he murmurs.

"Take it back or you're fired," you say.

He picks the bowl up. Qiangxiang quirks her eyebrow at you -- not upset in the slightest, more like curious.

"Get the girl a nice cheeseburger. Medium. Fat and juicy, with pickles, lettuce, onion and ketchup. And french fries. A bottle of Coca-Cola too."

Qiangxiang closes her eyes and shakes her head and smiles. "Is this some form of torture?" She asks you. "Thank you, but I would rather go hungry."

"I'm sure you would," you say. The waiter scurries off, to place your new order. "But we'll teach you how to eat like a real American, Chloe."

"I need to be forthright. I do not like that name."

"Chloe?"

"Mm."

"I'll make sure to keep using it."

"Shall I call you Ally?" She asks, perching her chin on the back of interlaced fingers.

You don't reply, but that gives her all the go-ahead she needs. She knows now that you don't like it. "Ally it is, then. Chloe and Ally -- a partnership to endure."

You rub your face. "Why do you think this company is the future? What do you want to do with Sand Reckoner?"

"I have already told you my theory of the world, have I not? It was no empty prattle, Ally. I want to be among the interesting people of the world. To influence the course of history. You know already that Sand Reckoner can unlock such enormous potential... I want to contribute. Sincerely."

"Is it true about your uncle?" You ask.

Qiangxiang grips her napkin tightly in her lap, and the hint of a scowl develops on her lips. You knew it was true already, you just want to mess with her.
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>>3892110
BORGAR
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>>3892110
A good power move. It's important to get her used to the idea of taking in indulgently large amounts of American meat.
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>>3892114
This is the only meat we're forcing down her throat.
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>>3892110
Can't wait to culturally enrich Chloe

>>3892115
Says
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>>3892114
And get used to Coke cans.
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>>3892118
>Says you*
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"Your hamburger, miss," the waiter says, setting her new plate in front of her.

"Hamburger..." she mutters to herself, staring forlornly down at the food. She pokes the greasy meat testingly with a forefinger, and doesn't seem pleased with the way it gives.

"Looks tasty," you prompt. "Give it a bite."

"So this is how I die," she says, smiling brightly up at you. "Poisoned by my enemies."

"Aha. You consider me an enemy after all."

She titters in that insultingly condescending way. "No. But you see it that way despite my best intentions. So you have decided to fatten me up -- to clog my arteries and kill me in the American way."

"One burger is not going to kill you," you say. "You're so melodramatic. Fuck."

"This meal weighs more than an infant, Ally. My body mass index would balloon as quickly as your country's deficit." She waits for laughter that doesn't come. "A political joke. Those are risky in formal company. I see you did not appreciate the humor."

She picks it up, the bun already soggy, the bloody grease dripping fat dollops down to the plate. She cannot help her upper lip curling in disgust. "This smells like dead cow," she says.

"That's what it is, so."

Cerise and Gal are watching intently from the other table, whispering to each other; ditto Rose and Whitney. The other employees here, too, are gossiping over the scene. Taking bets, most likely. Will she eat it? Will she vomit it back up if she does? Will she burst into tears and flee the room?

"It's not getting any less dead," you tell her.

"You so love to humiliate a young woman, don't you, Ally?"

"I do. It makes me hot. That's the American way, you know. Make a girl eat a hamburger, then fuck her silly." Qiangxiang gives you a glance that looks a bit too hopeful so you add: "only, I'm not going to fuck you."

"So you say."

"Eat the fucking hamburger, Chloe."
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>>3892142
COME ON
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>>3892142
Oh I'm lovin' it.
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>>3892142
No surprise that hamburger isn't the meat she's after
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She closes her eyes, opens her jaw. Such a tiny mouth it is. And she takes a nibble that's more bun than anything. She chews for a brief moment or two, mulling it over.

She swallows as slowly as she chews, sets the burger back on the plate, and sips at her cola.

"Well?"

"What would you like to hear, Ally? ... What would make you hotter?"

"Something genuine," you say. "I just... I just want something genuine from you, for once."

She picks up the burger and takes a second bite, this one much more substantial. She doesn't conceal her enjoyment. Her face alights, and she chews with gusto, and licks her chops when she's done. Next she samples the fries, which are enormous, more like potato wedges, seasoned orange with zesty powder. She eats these with as much enthusiasm. Her dainty eating habits have suddenly become a gorging session to rival Whitney. She's gnoshing the meal down as fast as her little hands and mouth will let her.

"My genuine reaction," she tells you between bites, her mouth half full, "is exactly as I had feared. This combination of fat, salt, and carbohydrates, this lowest-common-denominator garbage masquerading as food, is decadently and completely delicious. Addictive. Having eaten it once, I am sure to eat it again. And again and again. Opium for a new age. I hope you like your girls chubby."

You can't help laughing, just a little.

Qiangxiang licks her fingers when she sets the half-eaten burger back on her plate. One by one. Suck-plop, suck-plop. "Do you know? Teenage girls rebel in the ways set forth for them by their families. If your family tells you not to go out after midnight, you go out after midnight. If your family tells you to till the fields, you neglect the fields." She props her elbows on the table and smiles at you. "My uncle raised me, Ally, and he told me not to eat American junk food."
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>>3892150
H-hot.
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>>3892150
Oh. Oh no. This suddenly got VERY sad.
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>>3892150
thingken of genuine
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>>3892150
>Opium for a new age
Oh boy. This was only the intro course.

Wait til she gets a taste of Mom's dessert.
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>>3892157
We're trying to indoctrinate her, Anonymous-dono, not mindbreak her.

Well, for now.
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>>3892158
What easier way to indoctrinate someone than to mindbreak them?
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>>3892142
>"So this is how I die," she says, smiling brightly up at you. "Poisoned by my enemies."
heh

>>3892150
>genuine
Ohhh man
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At home that night, Dr. Carte is beyond angry at Whitney:

"You had this the entire time? And you didn't tell me about it?"

"Mom -- Mom, I'm sorry, geez!--"

"I can't believe you! How dare you! How dare you keep this a secret from me?"

Dr. Carte flips the page in the photo album. Another set of pictures of Whitney as a toddler reveals itself. Dr. Carte, usually so eloquent even while angered or excited, can only manage an overjoyed: "Aaaaah!!!" -- not her first of the evening. "Look at that! Look at how fat you were! AAAHHH!" Vivian, standing over Dr. Carte's shoulder, grins -- this is a side of big sister she's never seen, either.

The doorbell rings, blessedly, and you go to answer it. Standing in the foyer, you hear yet another "aaaaahhh!!" from the living room. It's like nails on chalkboard when Dr. Carte wails like that, honestly.

Darkbloom, on the doorstep, furrows his brow. "Is everything all right?" He asks you.

"I don't know. I mean. My eardrums aren't all right. Otherwise yeah, sure."

You stand there blocking the doorway, perhaps by instinct more than anything.

"May I?" He asks.

You consider it for a couple moments. Then you step aside.

When Darkbloom enters the living room, Dr. Carte's excitement at seeing Whitney's childhood photos briefly dissolves. She looks up from the album in her lap, wearing a severe expression. She and Darkbloom have kept their distance since Vail, but tonight, of course, that won't be possible.

He clears his throat. Then he tries: "What are you two looking at?"

Whitney answers on Dr. Carte's behalf. "Somebody tattled that I had an old picture album lying around." (That somebody would be you. You sort of don't even regret it. Dr. Carte deserved to see it.) "Mom's been going through it."

"Oh..." Darkbloom says. He awkwardly stands there in the middle of the room, in silence. Then, turning, he begins to say to you: "Well then. I suppose we should discuss--"

"You wanna see too, right?" Whitney interjects.

Darkbloom tries to be nonchalant about it. He turns back towards her. "If you are offering -- I would -- ahem, I would find it quite interesting, yes."

"Well come on, then," Dr. Carte says. She makes room for Darkbloom to sit beside her. You hate this -- but you won't interrupt it.
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>>3892174
>Renee gushing over baby pics
I love this

>Darkbloom cozying up with Renee
I hate this
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>>3892174
We're a happy family! :D Our troubles never end, Daddy likes men...
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I'm not actively reading this thread but I wanted to pop in to say that I followed FQ season 1 up until it was banned from /a/ and only remembered it on a whim.
I've been reading almost nonstop starting from the start of season 1 for 2 days and am only starting season 4 now. This is great work OP and I'm glad that I remembered it existing.
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>>3892189
Welcome back to the fold!
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>>3892189
Who's best girl?
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The album is thick, but its hundreds of photos cover mostly only the first three years of Whitney's life. The reason why is pretty simple: most of these pictures were taken by Whitney's adoptive mother. When she died, her piece of shit adoptive father couldn't be bothered. After that, the only photos are official ones -- school portraits, news clippings from her time in varsity soccer, the occasional picture taken at a friend's birthday party. A few photos from your house, too, taken by your mother -- and of course her win in the quiz bowl. These photos were all catalogued by Whitney herself.

Whitney explains this to her biological parents. Not in a play for pity, but as matter-of-factly as she would tell them the weather. It's just the truth of the situation, and she doesn't think anything of revealing it.

Darkbloom frowns down at a family portrait of a chubby little baby Whitney with the couple he gave her to. "Lilly Price was a fine woman," he says. His voice is rueful. "I'm sorry her husband was not a fine man."

"Whatever," Whitney says, shrugging.

"Oh my God," Dr. Carte says, pointing at a portrait beside it, of toddler Whitney in a fancy red dress. Taken for Christmas, it looks like. "Oh my God!! Do you still have that dress?"

"Why would I still have that dress, Mom?"

"Answer the question!"

"No... geez, no."

"We need to get you a dress like that!" Dr. Carte says.

"I don't wear dresses," Whitney says. "They're itchy... and hot... ew."

"I could find you some dresses that you would enjoy wearing," Vivian offers.

"No. Fuck no. Shut up."

Darkbloom, even, is smiling. "I don't know... you do look rather fetching when you're gussied up. Maybe for a special occasion?"

Whitney ruffles her hair and clenches her eyes shut. This is turning into a major embarrassment for her. Your heart goes out to her.
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>>3892194
Excellent Whitney
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>>3892194
I love Whitney parental bonding so much
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>>3892192
Rose2
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>>3892174
>>3892194
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>>3892194
I almost just googled Lilly price to learn more about her. OP I can’t tell the difference between reality and your work of fiction any longer.
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>>3892194
>Lilly
Subtle.
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>>3892194
I find the idea of Scarlet talking pictures of Whitney when she was younger precious

>>3892214
With or without spoiler, good taste
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"What is--" Darkbloom begins when he sees a certain photo on a certain page.

Whitney quickly turns the page to move past it, but Dr. Carte turns it back.

"Is that a kilt?" Dr. Carte breathes.

"Oh my God..." Whitney mutters. "Just turn the page already. Fuck."

"Whitney was in the model UN in middle school," you say, sitting down on the loveseat.

"You? In a model UN?" Vivian questions.

"Fuck. Goddamn it. Shut up."

Cerise, looking up from her laptop beside you, pipes up: "She wanted to impress Alabaster. King Dork here was the Ayatollah."

"I nuked a lot of countries that year," you say. "They had to rewrite the rules for the next school year because of me."

"Did you actually learn how to play the bagpipes?" Darkbloom asks her, as he gazes down at the photo.

Whitney, ironically, is a shade of cerise. "I don't want to talk about it."

"Oh Danny Boy..." Cerise sings. You join her: "The pipes, the pipe are calling..."

"That's Irish, you fucking asses!" Whitney hollers. She tosses her handbag at Cerise, who deflects it with an arm, laughing. "I was Scotland, not Ireland!"

"That hardly makes sense," Vivian says, "Scotland is not an independent member state--"

"From glen to glen, and down the mountainside..." Dr. Carte croons. So off-key.

"Stop!!"

Vivian gives up her starkly rational line of questioning: "the summer's gone, and all the roses falling," she sings. Whitney turns and tries to swat her, but Vivian deftly dodges.

"It's you -- it's you must go, and I must bide," Darkbloom sings, in an impressively tuneful baritone.

"Agggh!!! Fuck all of you!"

Whitney heaves herself up off the couch and storms from the room. Dr. Carte, giggling, continues to leaf through the album.
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>>3892231
>you actually found a use for it
The fucking madman
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>>3892231
o fuck you actually did it
amazing
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>>3892231
This is precious and blessed.
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>>3892231
Is this healing?
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>>3892231
Sasuga...
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>>3892237
It's great, but there's still that melancholy in there. It's bittersweet.
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>>3892231
So which countries did Alabaster nuke during his term as Ayatollah?
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>>3892231
Based
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>>3892231
>"She wanted to impress Alabaster. King Dork here was the Ayatollah."
>"They had to rewrite the rules for the next school year because of me."
Oh if only.
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>>3892231
>the summer's gone, and all the roses falling
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>>3892231
Adorable

>>3892246
I don't know but if at least one of them wasn't Japan, I'd be seriously disappointed
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>>3892249
Don't.
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>>3892249
Goddamnit, I just realized what this is implying and it ain't funny
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After dinner, and getting Whitney to calm herself again, it's down to brass tacks.

"All I know of the lighthouse is conjecture," Darkbloom tells you. "I'm not even certain it's an actual lighthouse. I suppose it could be -- but, that doesn't make sense to me. If it was, it would have been discovered by now. The Russian government lost track of it when the wall fell, and no one else knows where it is either. Surely if it was a structure existing above ground somewhere, satellite imagery would have uncovered it. Similarly -- if it was a physical structure below ground, it would also have been discovered by now as well, with ground-penetrating radar and the like. You see what I am driving at. Rather than a structure, I believe the term 'lighthouse' is by way of analogy -- it's a non-physical entity, a network, airgapped from the worldwide web."

"What is it?" Alex asks him.

"If the rumors are true then it is not much different from what the true power of Sand Reckoner could be. An engine to understand the world well enough that you could make it conform to your desires for it. To in a sense rewrite reality." He looks at you sternly. "It's too powerful. That's why I wanted to give the world something less -- but adequate. Better for people to enjoy a simulated reality of their choosing than to change the structure of the world as it actually is. Don't you agree?"

"Is it real?" Cerise asks.

"I don't know. I think it is."

"How can we find out?" Rose asks.

Darkbloom crosses his legs, ankle on knee. "Chloe," he tells you.

"Pfft," Whitney says. "Fuck that noise with a rusty tin dick."

"How?" You demand.

"Her family has deep connections to the Chinese government. She has the resources needed to get to the bottom of it, if you can convince her that you need to know the truth of it. Or..."

"Or?" You say.

"Not all mysteries demand a solution. Or even have one to find. It took me decades to accept that truth. Is your position such that you truly must know? Is there not enough for us to manage without--"

"Us?" You say. "There's no 'us' as in you and us."

Darkbloom sighs. "Never mind that. There is more than enough for you, Alabaster Soliloquy, without dredging these waters." He motions at Cerise with the broad side of his palm: "Of course, if you have patience, then maybe our rising young political star here can develop ties to the US government of her own, given time enough, and find out that way. Lord knows I tried, but I was never a political mastermind. I cannot deal with people. People... confuse and frighten me, to be perfectly honest."

Such candor.
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>>3892264
Well. This complicates things.
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>>3892264
>I cannot deal with people. People... confuse and frighten me, to be perfectly honest."
Someone please tell me there's a Gendo edit with the "I have autism" hat
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>>3892270
No, but in a very cursory search, I did find this.
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>>3892270
Sure.
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>>3892274
is that from Girlfriend of Steel?
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>>3892280
You beat me to it, ya rascal
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>>3892280
... I don't know why I expected otherwise. Sasua, OP-sama.

>>3892282
I have no idea, I just found it on google images.

>>3892283
Also great.
Also, it is now 4:21 AM.
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>>3892280
>>3892283
Fucking saved
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I'm tired, and flagging... I've written quite a bit of the next update, but I'd like to sleep on it.

I'm really so sorry for the rocky start to the return after the hiatus. Maybe I'm out of practice.

I'm going to continue Sunday evening at 7 PM EST -- a couple extra hours to make up for the time lost tonight. For those of you with schedules that don't align, I'll try to keep things moving without letting you miss too terribly much in terms of decisions. Let's see how it goes.
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>>3892303
Please get some rest, OP-sama. It's good to have you back in any case!
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>>3892303
It's okay, OP. Have a good sleep, see ya tomorrow.
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>>3892303
Night OP
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>>3892303
Take care OP. Good to have you back.
We'll look forward to tomorrow night.
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>>3892303
Good night, OP~
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>>3892303
Thanks OP, gn!
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>>3892303
Sleep tight OP, worry about yourself first!
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>>3892303
honestly op, i haven't been around for an entire episode of FQ since s1. during the week i leave for work at around the time you go to bed, and even during the weekend that's too much of a gap for me to get over.

anyway, what i'm saying starting three hours earlier would be perfect for me.
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I want a cerise face sitting scene. Any time works for me on saturdays and sundays I can never make it anyways so it doesn’t affect me.
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>>3891744

>"You lost on Jeopardy. That makes you my slave, remember?"

I don't remember that one from the Weird Al song.
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>>3892194

Really like this.
I'm glad to see them being a happy family. They all deserve it. Even David.
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>>3892231

You used the image.

I consider your promise to me fulfilled.
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It's about time, lads.
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>>3893421
nice
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You find Darkbloom out on the back patio, where he's standing by himself, smoking a cigar and staring into the pool. You slide the glass door shut behind you and approach him. Without turning around, he asks: "you knew Carl Price, correct?"

You draw alongside him and watch the rippling pool as well. "I'm impressed. You found one of the only men on Earth who was a worse father than you."

"It was not always that way. He was a perfectly capable provider before Lilly's cancer. Then the alcoholism and joblessness... I considered ways to remove her from that home, but..." He trails off. He takes a lingering drag, and you glance questioningly at his cigar. He takes a look, too, when he notices you staring -- turns it over in his hand and examines the glowing cherry, before telling you: "Steven's habit -- it rubbed off on me. You don't mind, do you?"

"But what?" You demand. "Why didn't you find something better for Whitney? You could have."

He puts the cigar back in his mouth. "There is no but. I made the decisions I made and I feel no obligation to justify them to you, Alabaster."

"You--"

"I what? If it were not for Whitney's upbringing, you would never have known her. You would be a nobody right now. Or most probably dead. Do you grasp that? You have ridden her coattails to the top of the world. Is that not enough? Or must you continue to lambaste me."

"What does this have to do with me?" You say. "I'm not talking about how things worked out for me. I'm talking about Whitney."

Darkbloom seems taken aback by that remark. He doesn't respond.

You huff. "Don't think you can manipulate me. You might be getting all cozy with the people in there, but I still remember what you did. And I'll never forgive you for it."

He makes a pained smile. "Oh, I know that perfectly well, Alabaster, believe me. But how much more will you insist on degrading me? You've won. Did no one teach you how to gracefully accept a win? How much vengeance is enough to exact? You stole my love, you took and corrupted my daughters, you hijacked my company -- you murdered me. Yet here I stand doing my very best to help you. And Renee and my girls, even, yes, Amber and Anna. You may call me a terrible father but look at what triumphs my children have obtained."

"I should have seen this coming. Can't be God anymore, so you'll settle for Jesus. You died for our sins, huh? Want some help getting yourself nailed to that cross?"

"I'm no martyr." He turns, grins at you: "More like a holy ghost."
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>>3893432
... well, guess there really is no changing some people, huh?
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>>3893432
I really love how much his character has developed from 'evil guy who wants to make mecha lolis'
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>>3893432
>"I should have seen this coming. Can't be God anymore, so you'll settle for Jesus. You died for our sins, huh? Want some help getting yourself nailed to that cross?"
>"I'm no martyr." He turns, grins at you: "More like a holy ghost."
Oh boy, here we go
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>>3893432

We're seriously a complete cunt. What do the girls even see in us?
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He falls quiet again, and his face goes serious for a brief moment, as if he's considering something. Then he comes out with it: "I killed Congressman Isstein."

You feel the dark rage simmering within you: "You... I knew it. You f--"

"On what remains of my life, I swear I did not have any hand in running Cerise for his seat. That was Whitney's concept. In all honesty I think the idea is absurd, and Cerise is sure to fail. But yes, I killed Isstein, and pinned his death on Tyrus Kang. Would you like to know why?" You meet him with stony silence, so he explains it anyway: "this company has enemies both foreign and domestic. Isstein was going to be a domestic enemy. He knew too much about Mara's dirty dealings, which implicate the entire organization -- whether she is here or not -- and I think you least of anyone would like to see our server facilities RICO'd."

You don't even know what to say to him. He squats, snuffs his cigar against the limestone edge of the pool, stands and stows the butt in his coat pocket. "You may thank me later," he tells you. "I should be running. Have a pleasant remainder of the evening."

He begins to go, but Saul and Charlotte are coming out onto the back patio now. Looking for you, apparently, because Charlotte begins: "Alabaster, we were--" before noticing Darkbloom, and stopping.

"Don't mind me, Mrs. Mallory," Darkbloom says, "I was just on my way."

Saul is never one to mince words: "On your way. Hah. You should be under lock and key. Or dead."

"I see you agree with your stepson. Quite similar personalities, I should think -- no wonder your wife is so enamored with him."

Saul has no comeback for that one. Darkbloom steps past him, and goes. They watch him depart, and then an awkward silence descends, before Charlotte finally breaks it by touching your arm and saying: "Alabaster... are you all right?"

"No," you admit.

"Cerise got tickets for a Warriors game," Saul tells you. "One of many gifts I assume she'll be treated to now that she's a politician."

"--What? From who?" You marvel.

"The governor," Charlotte says. "I think he's trying to convince her not to run." She fishes through her purse and finds the tickets. It's not just any game ticket, either -- it guarantees access to a private suite at the stadium, high above the commoners in the crowd. "Cerise hates sports, and so does Anna, so they wanted to give their tickets to us. But we're going to the theater tonight, so..."

"I see," you say.

"I think Whitney intends to go, and she's dragging Vivian along too, and maybe a couple others," Charlotte says.

[ ] Go to the game with Whitney, Vivian, Rose2, and Noelle.
[ ] Go to the theater with with Charlotte, Rose, and Mom.
[ ] Stay home with Cerise, Gal, and Amber.
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>>3893492
Ohhh motherfucker.

>[x] Stay home with Cerise, Gal, and Amber.
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>>3893492
>[X] Go to the theater with with Charlotte, Rose, and Mom.
If you assholes vote for ANOTHER Whitney and Rose scene over this I swear to God.
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>>3893492
>"I see you agree with your stepson. Quite similar personalities, I should think -- no wonder your wife is so enamored with him."

Holy shit Darkbloom. How will Saul ever recover?

>[ ] Go to the game with Whitney, Vivian, Rose2, and Noelle.

>high above the commoners in the crowd
Fucking bourgeoisie.
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>>3893492
>[X] Stay home with Cerise, Gal, and Amber.
#2 is good too
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>>3893492
>[ ] Go to the game with Whitney, Vivian, Rose2, and Noelle.
I would ask how anyone could hate David, and then I remember that someone has to be on the receiving end of his hot fire.
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>>3893492
>[X] Go to the theater with with Charlotte, Rose, and Mom.
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>>3893492
>[x] Stay home with Cerise, Gal, and Amber.
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>>3893492
>[ ] Stay home with Cerise, Gal, and Amber.
Gonna go with the implant squad.
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>>3893492
>[ ] Go to the theater with with Charlotte, Rose, and Mom.
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>>3893492
>[ ] Go to the game with Whitney, Vivian, Rose2, and Noelle.
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>>3893492
>[x] Go to the game with Whitney, Vivian, Rose2, and Noelle.
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>>3893492
>[ ] Go to the theater with with Charlotte, Rose, and Mom.
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>>3893492
>[X] Stay home with Cerise, Gal, and Amber.
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>>3893492
Actually changing to
>[x] Go to the theater with with Charlotte, Rose, and Mom.
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[ ] Go to the theater with with Charlotte, Rose, and Mom.
[ ] Stay home with Cerise, Gal, and Amber.

Well, it looks like we've got a tie vote. Sasuga, /fq/.
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>>3893545
Heh. Good job, you fuckers.
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>>3893545
I'm okay with this.
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>>3893545
Fucking wew
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>>3893545
I do believe it's unfortunate that we have to pass on Vivian missing sports cues, but this is a happy alternative.
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>>3893545
Time to stay home at the theater(???)
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>>3893545
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>>3893560
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>>3893545
Please tell me we're going to drag Cerise, Gal, and Amber to the theater
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Fuck Dedst
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>>3893635
Yeah, this is a significantly warmer wait than I expected.
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>>3893635
>>3893637
I don't know what it is, but I'm having the most frustrating writer's block I've ever had. It started with the thing that pulled me away last night, and now I'm in this weird funk that's keeping my thoughts in complete disarray. This isn't normal for me. Usually I can power through runs. But right now there's just zero energy, even if I know what I want this sequence and this episode to look like.

I think I need to call it for now -- after posting one last update with a final choice to vote on. Then come back next week and finish up the episode, probably in this same thread since things on /qst/ move slow. We're not even close to done here yet, because of course there's supposed to be some intrigue involving the episode title. The back half of season 4's plot is supposed to pick up in just a chotto! We'll get there, I just need to refocus.

Here's a sexy Charlotte.
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>>3893666
Sorry to hear that, OP. Hope you can get it back together. :x
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>>3893666
Hang in there, OP ;_; Warm wishes (and waits) as always
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>>3893666
That sucks, OP. Don't sweat it, though. Sometimes a writer just can't get it up. The pencil, I mean. You'll do better next week, I believe in you!
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>>3893666
Take my energy, OP!

But just a thought, Amber and Gal should get a first hand experience of "SHH!"
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>>3893666
That is really unfortunate. I hope things work out for you, OP. The last thing any of us want is for you to burn out this close to the end.
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"And you think I'm some kind of sports superfan?" You laugh. "Thanks, but no. You and Saul have it right. I'd rather go to the theater than an NBA game, too--"

"Oh, would you like to come with us?" Charlotte cuts in, sounding hopeful.

"Uh. I was just making a rhetorical p--"

But Charlotte, once an idea crosses her mind, is impossible to persuade: "Rose and Scarlett are coming. We could make it sort of like a family night out."

Oh boy. You're always weirdly off-put by the prospect of directly rejecting Charlotte's hospitality, so instead you try to throw up a roadblock by pointing out an immediately practical problem: "I'd love to go, really, but -- you didn't get any extra seats, did you?"

"Oh, that's no matter," Charlotte says, "you can borrow the season pass I gave Cerise for her birthday." She giggles. "Wow -- Cerise is just swimming in tickets she doesn't take advantage of, isn't she? That girl is such a homebody. It's a shame."

You force an awkward: "Haha, yeah." Time to try another escape route: "Except I just--"

"I'm glad you want to go, though! At least one of the Soliloquy siblings isn't a shut-in, right?"

You sigh. "Right."
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The hall is going to be packed, Charlotte tells you. Apparently this is one of the country's foremost Shakespeare troupes, and Palo Alto's socialites are champing at the bit to see them play. The performance tonight is King Lear. No one is less excited than you. But you get this rare treat as a dampener to your petulance: Mom, wearing a cocktail dress.

"Wow..." you say appreciatively as she steps forth from her room and descends the staircase. "I didn't expect you to get dressed up. Actually, I didn't even know you owned any dresses like that--"

"Don't you start!" She barks. "Keep your snide comments to yourself!"

Cerise, who's kicked back on the living room couch with a beer, Gal wrapped around her, raises her bottle and toasts at Mom: "I think he was trying to compliment you."

She adjusts the purse on her shoulder, scowling. "Well, he's got a strange way of doing that." She glances around, and finally seems to realize that she's the most formally dressed of anyone. Saul and Charlotte both have on the business casual they went to work in, you and Rose are wearing your normal day-attire. "We... were supposed to get dressed up, right?" She asks, voice strained.

"You look fantastic," Charlotte says, trying to reassure her. "I think you're going to love the experience."

That doesn't help assuage Mom's embarrassment at being overdressed. She's blushing vividly. Cerise giggles -- a fatal mistake.

"I'm sure I will love it!" Mom announces, and then, to Cerise: "So will you!"

She's not laughing anymore. "What -- what does this have to do with me?"

"You're coming too! I'm not going to let you hide here at home with your wife. You and Anna need to get used to going out if you're going to be a political operative."

Cerise has the same low cunning as you when it comes to getting out of social engagements. "But -- but we don't have enough seats--"

"We're billionaires, honey," Mom tells her. "Buy the seats of the people next to us."

"that's scalping," Gal tries. "scalping is illegal. we shouldn't break the law"

Mom frowns at her.

"the... the law..." Gal repeats. She turns to her wife: "th-the law... that's why... we can't..."

Mom isn't buying it. Two swings, two misses. You'd feel sorry for them, but misery loves company.

Still, if you can talk Mom out of taking them -- you could definitely cash in on that favor in a big way.

[ ] Keep Cerise and Gal at home, for some wholesome fun with Amber.
[ ] Drag them out with you.
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>>3893700
>[X] Drag them out with you.
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>>3893700
>[x]Drag them out with you
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>>3893700
>[x] Keep Cerise and Gal at home, for some wholesome fun with Amber.
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>>3893700
>[x] Keep Cerise and Gal at home, for some wholesome fun with Amber.
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>>3893700
>[x] Keep Cerise and Gal at home, for some wholesome fun with Amber.
If Amber can't join in on this misery-- I mean "fun", might as well leave some company with her.
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>>3893700
>[X] Drag them out with you.
I can think of no better time than taking Cerise and Gal to a play
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>>3893700
>[ ] Drag them out with you.
>"the... the law..." Gal repeats. She turns to her wife: "th-the law... that's why... we can't..."
she tried
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>>3893700
>[x] Drag them out with you.
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>>3893666
I hope everything’s okay.

>>3893700
>[x] Keep Cerise and Gal at home, for some wholesome fun with Amber.
God.
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>>3893700
>[x] fun with amber
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>>3893694
It's not burnout, because I'm excited to keep going with the story. That wasn't the case with S1 when it ended, or other projects I've dropped. I've really loved writing season 4 so far, even right now when I've struggled to get the words themselves out. Actually, after making the call to stop tonight, I felt some of my energy to write come back.

Chalk it all up to a weird mental block, I dunno. It will pass. I've had similar moments of freezing up in S2 and S3 in the middle of the season, too.
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>>3893735
That's reassuring to hear. Take care, OP.
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>>3893735
Ganbatte, kurasai!
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>>3893700
>[X] Drag them out with you.
>[X] Also compliment your waifus
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>>3893700
>[X] Drag them out with you. In nice dresses too.
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>>3893700
>[ ] Keep Cerise and Gal at home, for some wholesome fun with Amber.
Siblings! Bonding! Together!
>"the... the law..." Gal repeats. She turns to her wife: "th-the law... that's why... we can't..."
I don't want to hear about breaking the law from HAKERWOMAN
>>3893666
>>3893735
Cheers OP, whatever you decide to do.
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>>3893735
I'm very muck looking forward to Alabaster hiking up his mom's cocktail dress and get between her legs.

Preferably in the middle of the show.
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>Leaving Amber home all alone
Poor girl.
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>>3893750
Imagine giving up a scene between Alabaster’s big and little sisters and also between Gal and who she can’t accept isn’t Camelia.
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>>3893700
>[ ] Drag them out with you.
Bully
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3893700
[ ] Keep Cerise and Gal at home, for some wholesome fun with Amber.

>>3893735
Take it easy OP, can't rush quality.
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>>3893700
>[X] Drag them out with you. In nice dresses too.
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>>3893700
Drag them out and dress them up.
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>>3893735

Ganbare OP studios. We all fail to perform sometimes. Nothing wrong with it. It just happens.
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>>3893700
[ ] Drag them out with you.
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>>3893753
At the rate things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if we get an episode titled Amber of the Rebellion.
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>>3893735

It's absolutely cool OP, I get that feeling, really I do, there's nothing more terrifying then wanting to push on but losing the will to fight, take as much time as you need to ready yourself, we are all eagerly awaiting your work.

Also, if you can take anything positive out this, know that you being delayed means my late ass can actually jump into this thread and I couldn't be more grateful!
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>King Lear is a tragedy written by William Shakespeare. It tells the tale of a king who bequeaths his power and land to two of his three daughters, after they declare their love for him in an extremely fawning and obsequious manner. His third daughter gets nothing, because she will not flatter him as her sisters had done. When he feels disrespected by the two daughters who now have his wealth and power, he becomes furious to the point of madness. He eventually becomes tenderly reconciled to his third daughter, just before tragedy strikes her and then the king.

What does it mean?
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Can we have a bodypaint scene with Whitney?
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>>3894864
It means more spooky parallels. Between Darkbloom and those he perceives as his children. And now dreading the obvious parallel between Vivian and Cordelia.
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>>3894866
I can't believe we've never done this before
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>>3895219
I was clamoring for this way back in pre-reboot FQ. 'Cept Rose is the recipient.

But perhaps this season has a better atmosphere for it. Alex can take up the brush and serve as a lewd outlet for his passion in painting. Plus both Ally and Alex get to play around with Whitney's ticklish spots.

Gal would be my second likely candidate for this.
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>>3896188
Reminder that pre-reboot Kaa-san was also a speedpainter! No reason to leave her out of the fun.
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Happy Halloween, FQ! To celebrate, I carved everyone's favorite trap into a pumpkin.
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Fun fact: when I went to print out the stencil for this, Windows helpfully suggested I apply a filter titled "Sauna" to it. I'm onto you, computer... It also suggested I apply "Sunscreen," and, applying-sunscreen-to-alex scene when
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>>3897329
Holy shit, you're amazing Anonymous-dono.
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>>3897329
That turned out nicely.

FQ cast might be too old to go out trick-or-treating, but I kinda wanna see David and Hazel engaging in this activity now.
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>>3897329
Oh my fucking god.
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Couple things

First off, all of your kind words and patience and understanding means a ton to me. It's because of you guys that I've been able to stay driven and focused even at times when I doubt my ability to keep going. I was so stressed about not finishing this run because I didn't want to let you down! But your encouragement is giving me a much needed breath of fresh air.

Second off, holy fuck >>3897329 that is fucking spectacular. You're great.
It looks disturbing as hell when not lit up, but that's part of the charm.

>>3897335
Alex at 2MI DA would have been fun were it possible. I do like a sunscreen application scene concept though, and he'd work for it.

>>3897342
I would love to do a Halloween episode, but I don't think it will happen this season. Maybe as an OVA. Or maybe I could let you all vote on what Holiday themed OVA you'd like to see when it's over?
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>>3897486
We love you, OP!

Is Comiket a holiday?
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>>3897486
>this season
>THIS season
I'll consider another season confirmed, and there is nothing any of you can say or do to change that.
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>>3897498
Clearly he meant the Autumnal season, meaning it's certainly happening in Winter!
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>>3897486
A halloween OVA would be great! I'd love to see what each haremite's costume of choice would be.

(pic related)
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>>3897341
>>3897342
>>3897346
>>3897486
Thank you all! I'm very pleased with how it came out -- I figured there was about a 50/50 chance of it going horribly wrong, honestly.

Coincidentally, my (non-FQ-reading) friend decided to try and carve a pumpkin of Kurisu Makise while I was working on Alex. Sadly his pumpkin ended up being kind of a disaster, but know that Pumpkin Alex got to hang out with Pumpkin Sable over the past few days, too!

>Alex at 2MI DA would have been fun were it possible. I do like a sunscreen application scene concept though, and he'd work for it.
"A-Ally, I don't think I'm going to get a sunburn *there*...!"
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>>3897527
>Pumpkin Alex got to hang out with Pumpkin Sable over the past few days, too!
This makes my :3 the big :3
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>>3897527
>Coincidentally, my (non-FQ-reading) friend decided to try and carve a pumpkin of Kurisu Makise while I was working on Alex.
How did it feel when you found that out?
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>>3897532
It made me really happy inside that he randomly picked another FQ, and especially that he picked Sable. I didn't even know he liked Steins;Gate!
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>>3897342
Hazel makes her debut as Nancy Drew, or whatever the mystery solving girl of this generation is, when?
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>>3897490
I honestly completely forgot about Comiket
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>>3898317
The Comiket concept is one that breeds a ton of possible events and things I want that will never happen.
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Why isn't it Saturday yet?
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Shame that moving the premiere time a few hours earlier isn't convenient for a lot of people. I would have loved to be able to join in at midnight instead of 4am, but I understand it would be a bigger inconvenience for the regulars if the time changed mid-season.
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>>3897527
Does your non-FQ reading friend know you read FQ? Or is it possible he reads FQ and you also just don't know and you were both stealth referencing at each other?
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>>3900016
the time doesn't bother me, i usually don't vote anyway because i have D&D on saturday and OP has usually said goodnight by the time i get back.
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>>3899984
Because the waiting makes it all the sweeter.
I was stupid excited when I saw FQ was back last week. Like, you're eight and your favorite weekend cartoon just got syndicated and now you can see it everyday, excited.
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It's close!
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I can't remember when this OC is from but I keep coming back to it and thinking about how accurate it is. I hope we all have fun tonight, guys! Make good choices!
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>Make good choices!
How terrifying...
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If you want to make bad choices, that's ok too!
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Fear not fools! I have arrived so the thread may begin in earnest! let the crazy opera adventures begin!
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AAAAAA
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>>3903228
This is pretty based
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I wonder if we're getting an EXTRA GIRTHY episode due to daylight savings.
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>[x] Drag them out with you.

The couples sit together, all along a row near the very front: Saul and Charlotte, Rose and you, Cerise and Gal. Poor Mom is the odd woman out, sitting between you and Cerise -- a Soliloquy double-decker sandwich with her as the meat.

Cerise and Gal are as lazy as ever. Both are wearing their schlubby around-the-house clothes, Cerise in her black tee, Gal in her tank and light coat, both in their shorts. Which only makes Mom's snazzy ensemble stick out even more. She seems mortified by her own elegance. Maybe Vivian should give her a primer on the benefits of overdressing.

The players strutting and fretting on the stage are obviously skilled thespians and you can appreciate how honed their craft is. You just feel like there were more interesting things you could have lent you ears to tonight. Rose seems to be of the same mind because she's less focused on the play than on trying to rub a small but persistent stain out of the sleeve of her blouse. You're pretty sure she's rubbed the spot out already, but she must still see it, because she's still working at it.

"Why is Lear such a dick?" Cerise wants to know -- but Charlotte, enraptured, shushes her.

"don't be rude," Gal tells Charlotte -- surprising you. But that comparatively brave defense of her wife only draws another annoyed shush from Charlotte herself. Charlotte always protests too much, you think, when someone speaks while she's watching something.

Maybe a love of Shakespeare comes with motherhood. Mom is just as drawn into the proceedings as Charlotte, and nods along enthusiastically when Lear proclaims: "how sharper than a serpent's tooth it is, to have a thankless child!" You roll your eyes, but she isn't paying attention. Thanks Mom.

Saul's tastes are more in line with yours than you'd like to admit, and here as well; he's nodding off by the second act. But Gal, surprising for the second time tonight, becomes as enthralled by the on-stage action as anyone. By the time intermission rolls around, she has her elbows on her jostling knees and her glasses are almost foggy. She keeps her attention glued to the actors, jaw agape, totally bewitched at the court intrigues of medieval Britain. When the curtains fall after each act, she seems almost crestfallen.
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>>3903304
>>[x] Drag them out with you.
I'M ALREADY MAD

>:T
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>>3903304
Gal is cute
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>>3903304
I want to go to the theater with Gal! I really really want too!
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During the intermission itself, you all stretch your legs amid the milling crowd in the brightly lit, spacious lobby of the performing arts center. Gal enthusiastically discusses the details of the plot with Charlotte, voice uncharacteristically emotive: "Gloucester! Oh my gosh! I can't believe Regan did that -- how can one girl be such an awful bitch?"

"Have you never seen Lear before, Anna?" Charlotte asks.

"No..." she says. "I mean, some Shakespeare plays. But never this one. It's so good!"

"It is," Charlotte says. "Some say it's Shakespeare's finest."

You can't help marveling at how the play is bringing Gal out of her shell. "Maybe Cerise should give you her season pass," you say. "You'd get more use out of it than candidate NEET Feet here."

Cerise flips you off. Gal isn't sold on the idea, anyway. Her mousy tone creeps back in: "i don't think i'd want to go out without cerise though ... or you, Sir"

Saul arches an eyebrow. It must be the first time he's heard Gal deploy "Sir" on you.

"Well, I can always get a second pass for you, dear," Charlotte says, "if you want one. Saul and I are friends with the owner, so it's really nothing."

"Really?" Gal says, excited. "You'd do that?"

"Absolutely--" Charlotte begins, but Mom butts in:

"Don't waste your money. Cerise is perfectly capable of buying her own wife some tickets for the theater. Aren't you, Cerise?"

She's grouchy: "Yeah."

Mom is also grouchy: "Show some interest in your wife's hobbies!" she says. "This is the happiest I've seen her since I met her. Encourage it!"

Cerise makes a face, but she has to admit it: "You're right." She hugs Gal around the waist. "But I'm not surprised. Gal's always been a huge theaterfag." When Charlotte and Rose both give her a dirty look, she corrects herself: "I'm sorry -- theater homosexual."

"Maybe you could take her out again next week," Rose says. She nods her head in the direction of a poster on the wall displaying upcoming performances: Yo-Yo Ma is playing next Friday. Gal audibly gasps when she sees it.

"Fuck. Now I have to," Cerise grumbles.

"Can we?" Gal pleads.

Cerise nods. Gal, hopping up and down, kisses her on the cheek.
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>>3903304
Boy oh boy this is a loaded post.
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>>3903304
>a Soliloquy double-decker sandwich with her as the meat.
heh
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>>3903319
Anna is cute! CUTE!
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>>3903319
God, I wish that were me.
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>>3903319
i love these precious gays
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"...Cerise?" Comes a voice. "Cerise Soliloquy?"

A well-to-do man and his well-to-do wife are approaching from behind. The man grins broadly, and offers his hand to shake, an offer Cerise is slow to accept. "Do I... know you?" Cerise asks him.

"We saw you at the Rotary Club," the man says. "You are exactly the sort of young voice that DC needs."

Cerise relaxes. Not a /csg/ shitposter, then -- rather, a political supporter.

"Please vote for me," Cerise says. It's maybe a bit on-the-nose -- she's still unused to the nuances of retail politics.

"We intend to!" The man's wife chimes in.

"I hate to interrupt a night out with your wife, but... could we get a photo with you?" He asks.

Cerise shrugs. She must figure this is going to be a routine part of her life now. She poses with Gal between the happy middle-aged couple while Charlotte, ever solicitous, uses the man's phone to snap the picture. He and his wife both hover-hand Cerise, who despite the smile, looks miserable. Gal looks doubly miserable.

As the man departs, he leaves Cerise with this nugget: "We both maxed out our single-donor contributions to your campaign. We know a lot of people in the party, so if you need any help getting your feet wet -- just ask."

He hands her his business card, and goes. Cerise stares skeptically down at it, frowning.

"feet..." Gal murmurs.

"That's funny, isn't it?" Charlotte says as she re-approaches. "Feet. The wallpaper on that man's phone was a picture of you at the tennis tourney... zoomed in on your bare feet. That's not normal, is it?"

"Oh God," Cerise says, dry heaving, clearly as repulsed as you are. "He was one of those fucking cretins from /csg/ after all."

".../csg/?" Charlotte repeats.

"You don't want to know," Mom tells her.

"Have you ever seen a show where someone has a stalker?" Cerise asks Charlotte. "And the stalker has a creepy shrine in their closet full of photos and hair clippings and chewed-up wads of gum and stuff from the person they're stalking? And, like... an effigy of the person on an altar of burning candles?"

Charlotte nods along, perplexed.

"Well. Imagine all of that... but live on the internet, 24/7."

"Oh my," Charlotte says. "That sounds awful."

"it's even awfuler than it sounds," Gal affirms.

"I don't think that's a real word, Anna," Charlotte tells her.

"erm..." she mutters.

"Yes it is," you lie on Gal's behalf. "In the OED and everything." Charlotte, who never questions the breadth and depth of your trivia knowledge, just blinks and says: "Oh. I never knew." She apologizes to Gal for what she incorrectly believes was an incorrect correction, but which was actually correct.

"thank you Sir," Gal tells you softly, tugging on your sleeve.

You pet her.
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>>3903319

>Gal being a theaterfag

Unexpected, but not unwelcome, now I'm curious what her favorite play is, I'm going to guess it's probably greek and very tragic.
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>>3903319
Just you guys wait, one of them will die by the end
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>>3903336
oh god oh fuck oh god
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>>3903336

I'm not even mad he was a /CSG/fag, I'm just pissed he was a fucking footfag, there's being mentally ill and then there's being a degenerate that's turned on by a woman's bare heels.
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Saul, noticing the thinning crowd, checks his wristwatch. "Should be heading back soon," he says. "We don't want to miss Act IV. Well. Some of us don't, at least." He gives his wife a meaningful glare. She just titters.

"I'll catch up," you tell the group, your eyes following the man from before as he cuts into a nearby restroom. "I gotta go take a leak."

"Ugh," Rose groans. "Could you not--"

But you're already gone.

---

In the bathroom, you step to the urinal right beside the one the man is using, despite the entire rest of the row being unoccupied. He bristles at this breach of etiquette, his face tightening; but doesn't say anything, merely stares straight ahead.

It's juvenile and petty, you know, but you make your stream as loud and forceful as possible. His dries up as soon as you unzip -- bladder shyness affects millions.

As you finish the deed and pull back, still shaking your dick, you purposefully turn a bit in his direction. The last few dribbles hit the legcuff of his dress-pants and his dress-shoe.

He startles, jerking his leg back, and grimacing down at what you've done. "What the f--" he begins.

"Oh shit," you laugh, cutting him off. "I got your feet wet."

He looks up at you, bewildered, just in time to see your fist connect. You bloody his nose. He stumbles back, falling supine to the sparkling tile floor, fly still undone, the material of his boxers still jutting out -- and amid it his little prick, like a worm poking out of a Kleenex box. He's groaning.

"Thank you for your contributions," you tell him, smiling brightly. You wash your hands and go.
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>>3903336
What an absolute chad.

He's married and still has the balls to set Cerise's NEET feet as his wallpaper. Reign on, King.
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>>3903356
I'm sure this'll have some repercussions, but how fucking satisfying
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>>3903356
Holy fucking shit, Ally.
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>>3903356
Shades of David in this scene.
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>>3903304
>Rose seems to be of the same mind because she's less focused on the play than on trying to rub a small but persistent stain out of the sleeve of her blouse. You're pretty sure she's rubbed the spot out already, but she must still see it, because she's still working at it.
wrong play, rose
heh
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As you cut through the now mostly-empty lobby and back towards the auditorium where the play is already resuming, Cerise flags you down. "Are you as bored as I am?" She asks you.

You shrug. "Let's say I've never been into the fine arts."

"Same," Cerise agrees. "Wanna have some fun?"

You narrow your eyes at her.

"Don't give me that," Cerise grumps. "Look, Mom's been bitchy all night, hasn't she? Isn't it a little annoying?"

"Situation normal as far as I'm concerned. She's always bitchy to me. It's only fair that she's doing it to you now, too."

Cerise smirks. "She's trapped between us for the next hour or so," she says.

"So?"

"So... wanna bully her?"

[ ] Bully your okaa-san.
[ ] Pretend to agree -- but turn the tables and bully Cerise instead.
[ ] Bully Charlotte.
[ ] Bully Rose.
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>[x] Bully your okaa-san.
YES
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>>3903369
>[x] Bully your okaa-san.
There's only one choice.
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>>3903369
>[x] Pretend to agree -- but turn the tables and bully Cerise instead.
gimme
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>>3903369
>[x] Bully your okaa-san.
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>>3903369
>[ ] Bully your okaa-san.
Can't resist
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>>3903369
... We've got two hands, don't we?
>[x] Bully your okaa-san.
>[x] Bully Rose.
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>>3903369
>[X] Bully your okaa-san.
I want to see Gal, Charlotte, and Saul's reactions to this as it happens right next to them almost as much as I want to see the act itself.
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>>3903369
>[ ] Bully Charlotte. Get Mom in this action.
Just as she's in the edge, you whisper close to her ear "Shh."
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>>3903369
Seconding this, in order of importance: >>3903384
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>>3903369
>[ ] Bully your okaa-san.
I want to bully Charlotte, but the positioning is all weird. And this is just about as good anyway.
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>>3903384
Changing to this 200 IQ post
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>>3903319
>>3903336
I love these gays so much

>>3903384
>[X] This
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Second.
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I understand.

Please wait warmly.
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>>3903418
Time for the entire Soliloquy family to get it on.
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>>3903418
The long wait begins, and I was hoping to survive NNN too...
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>>3903353
What’s this /CSG/ ? Kinda new here
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>>3903431
Cerise Soliloquy General, an ongoing thread on *chan dedicated to stalking Cerise. Welcome to the wild ride, Anonymous-dono! You have a lot to catch up on.
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>>3903435
thanks, i saw one of this thread in the past but it didn't interest me then. Gotta admit that the pastebins in the start of this one is what hooked me
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>>3903431
It's a thread dedicated to stalking and shitposting about our dearest older sister Cerise, they're a band of disgusting, foot-loving, mongoloids.

Should you see a /CSG/fag, just follow what Alabaster did in the following: >>3903356

This is the proper response towards a /CSG/fag, hope that helps new friend and welcome to the wild ride, once you get on, you never get off!
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>>3903431
A thing of beauty.
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>>3903448
>the pastebins...hooked me
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>>3903448
Gonna recommend that you at least start at Season 2 and catch up with the rest before moving forward. There's a lot of conspiracy and actual plot to navigate that's admittedly incredibly difficult to keep track of. If you're only here for the lewds however...

>fapping to Fuck Quest

>>3903458
Fuck you, you beat me to it >:T
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>>3903431
Are you serious?
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Man, I hope Charlotte notices and the the scene of her aunt getting it on with her cousin awakens the Alabama within.
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>>3903473
People are finding the reboot for the first time as of even just two weeks ago, of course someone being so new they have no clue what /csg/ is could happen. When was the last time /csg/ was even mentioned? A month?
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>>3903477
I'm just hoping our ambidextrousness extends to our sister as well. Wouldn't want to leave Gal out of the fun!
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>>3903458
>>3903460
>not fapping to Fuck Quest
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>bullying kaa-san
I'm glad to know you guys have your priorities in order
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>>3903384
Voting for this, optimal play.
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>>3903479
That's why you catch up before participating so you actually understand what's going on
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>>3903477
I'm pretty sure the Alabama within was awoken long ago, Anon. At this point, the whole cast's Alabama is wide awake and guzzling espresso.
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>>3903458
actually, i'd finished japing off to a milf off-brand when i found this, but when i read mc using his funny button, i knew i had to follow this
>>3903460
ok, i'll try to find some time to read the old ones
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>>3903597
Still working, almost done! This is going to be one to remember.
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>>3903609
My faith is strong!
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>>3903609

>one to remember

Oh sweet baby Jesus OP, you don't know how powerful those words are, I'm ready to weather this warm storm coming my way!
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Well it is a mom scene. OP probably had to take a fap break again.
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>>3903661
>>3903564
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>>3903663
The grow up so fast~.
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>>3903664
gotta admit, the incest rimming got me by surprise
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>>3903665
That's basically vanilla.
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>>3903665
Wait 'til you get to getting called by a title.
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>>3903665

>Being surprised by something so innocent

Oh ho ho ho, sweet anon, oh pure summer child, you've seen nothing yet.

In this quest, the only thing off limits is water-sports, gore and scat, everything else is permitted and expected.

Welcome to FQ.
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>>3903680
>water-sports
>off-limits
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>>3903682
>>3903680
>In this quest, the only thing off limits is water-sports...
Okay, "without"

>>3903684
Yatta.
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>>3903684
IT'S TIME
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>>3903667
>>3903670
>>3903680
for a /qst/ smut it took me by surprise, not that i've never read the jalapeño tags before
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>>3903684
Holy fucking fuck this was so worth the wait.
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>>3903684
Inspired as fuck, OP.
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>>3903684
Wow.
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>>3903684
I haven't noticed, is Charlotte one of those women who's OBSESSED with getting grandchildren? Or is she a semen conservationist?
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>>3903684
It was better than I ever could have imagined
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>>3903709
A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.
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>>3903714
Plus she would be more than happy to take up Rose's slack if Rose takes her time in becoming a baby momma
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>>3903716
>TFW Charlotte's Grandchild will also be her first cousin once removed.
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>>3903722
Whoa. This is something I never considered myself.

Welcome to Alabamster, y'all.
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>>3903722
....Sometimes I try and think about what Mallory/Soliloquy family tree will look like in 10 years and other times I try and solve quantum equations.

I've only been successful in one venture, I think you all can guess which.
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>>3903722
That's some big brain shit
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You wake up at around 5 PM, as usual on a weekend, and rub the tiredness from your eyes. Err. Your eye. What a drag.

You lie in Daddy's bed for a little while, not wanting to leave the warmth and comfort of the bedsheets, the softness of the pillows, the reassuring scent of his body.

But your growing harem of hot bitches calls to you.

You trudge downstairs in your tanktop and panties, stretching luxuriously. "All right, you shut-in freaks," you say, "the life of the anime club is here. Who's ordering pizza?"

But when you get down to the living room, it's empty. You see, on the couch, the downy alpaca wool blanket where Cerise and Galgal were cuddled up, now discarded and lying twisted up like a snake on the cushions, describing the phantom perimeter of Cerise's thick ass.

"Cerise?" You call. "Gal?"

No answer. You frown.

Only then do you make the arduous trek back upstairs, to clamber across the bed, unplug and grab your phone, and check its messages. Sure enough, yep: one from Gal, informing you that they tried to wake up you and couldn't, and decided to go see a play without you. And one from Rose2, that the others are going to an NBA game -- also without you.

Those ungrateful bull dykes don't know what they've got coming. You'll have to punish them accordingly.

You occupy yourself as best you can for the next couple hours -- porn on a hi-def theater system with full 3D surround sound is pretty fun -- but eventually you run out of things to do on your own.

You wonder how long it'll be before they're back. There's something about being alone in the Nail House that puts you ill at ease. Well, you're not completely alone. There's that bunnygirl in Whitney's bedroom, and of course Jimbo the night-shift guard at the guard shack, who's pretty fucking good at Wii Bowling.

But the people you really care about are all gone.

...The people you care about? It's so weird to think about it like that, but yeah, you've really grown to care about all these pervos and freaks. You're all a big fucked-up family.
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>>3903736
Is it time for Wii Bowling with Smatters and Jimbo?
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>>3903737
Half the fun and challenge is trying to keep Smatters from using the Wiimote as a vibrator.
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>>3903726
Here's a good starting point.
>>3903736
Cute.
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You know you shouldn't, but you do it anyway -- just for a second, just a brief peek. You lift your eyepatch up and bare the glowing grain of that implant to the world. You just wanted to glimpse what they were all up to. You're no good at using this thing for directed purposes, though. You get nothing you wanted. Instead, you get this. You get a faceful of Qiangxiang "Chloe" Xi, AKA Qiangxiang "I'm a Huge Fucking Cunt" Xi -- sitting demurely by herself, waiting... for what?

She's at home. 421 Pratt Lane. A quaint little yellow adobe condo.

Still wincing in pain from the use of that little demon inside your head, you stumble into one of the downstairs bathrooms and look yourself in the mirror.

"What are you trying to tell me, me?" You ask.

You close your good eye and think through the mess of data you saw in that brief instant. There's not much intelligible. But you did get some of what you wanted, after all. Let's see...

Well, Vivian and Rose and them are still in San Fran, watching the Warriors take a beatdown. Daddy is... doing Daddy things... which is nice, but you hope he's not too tuckered out by the time he gets back.

And Qiangxiang "Yellow Menace" Xi is eating McDonalds in her quaint little condo... such a quaint little condo for a little girl who's anything but quaint. Waiting.

[ ] Go see Chloe.
[ ] Crash the party to watch the game with Vivian and the others.
[ ] Custom?
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>>3903726
If we take all the alternate realities into account, the Soliloquy family's genealogy IS a quantum equation!

>>3903736
Time to get into some trouble.
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>>3903740
Dammit, I was looking for this. Thanks for posting it again.
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>>3903741
>[x] Go see Chloe.
I'm pressing the big red button and no one can stop me.
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>>3903741
[x] Go see Renee
She didn't go to the game or the play, so we know she's free. And I reckon they'd definitely have topics to discuss regarding the implant.
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>>3903741
>[x] Crash the party to watch the game with Vivian and the others.
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>>3903741
>[X] Go see Chloe

What can I say? I have a fascination for her cuntiness, I want this interaction.
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>>3903741
>McDonald's
Ahahaha.

>[x] Go see Chloe.
Fuck it, let's do this.
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>>3903741
>>3903746
>[x] Go see Renee
Obviously going to see Chloe is the right answer but consider this: Chloe sux
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>>3903741
>[ ] Custom?
Hang out with Will.
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>>3903741
[x] Go see Chloe
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>>3903741
I'm torn between Chloe and seeing Will, but.
>[X] Go see Chloe.
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>>3903741
>[ ] Go see Chloe.
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>>3903741
>[x]go see Chloe
I can't help myself. I wouldn't be opposed to this >>3903746 though
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>>3903741
>[x] Go see Chloe.
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
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>>3903741
>[ ] Go see Chloe.
>>3903744
I probably have all of the OC somewhere or other so feel free to ask if someone's missing one.
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>>3903741
>[ ] Go see Chloe.
I need to see this
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Remember to set back your clocks, Anonymous-tachi!
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>>3903768
I still love how this exists in a quantum superposition between lewd and wholesome.

>[ ] Go see Chloe.

Closing and writing.
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>>3903769
The American capitalist posing as an ironic fascist communist meets the Chinese fascist communist being indoctrinated into an American capitalist. I've been looking forward to this.
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>>3903769
>I still love how this exists in a quantum superposition between lewd and wholesome.

Still hoping for a scene that'll explore that premise
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>>3903779
>The American capitalist posing as an ironic fascist communist
nazbol gang rise up
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>>3903783
bro when are we gonna kill technocrats
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>>3903785
down with the bourgeoisie, class war now
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>>3903793
Chad homeless veterans vs. virgin pussy nepotism hires
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>>3903740
Whoever made this is still my hero
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>>3903796
the virgin combined arms vs the chad frontal assault
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>>3903793
I hope you finished your weekend homework already, Amber. It's very late.
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>[x] Go see Chloe.

Chloe is shocked to see you. The surprise is plain on her flat little face when she opens the door to find you standing at her doorstep. She puts that mask of aloofness back on in a flash, but you know she wasn't expecting this.

That's all well and good, but... you didn't come with a gameplan. And so you meet her surprise with silence.

"Alabaster told me that he would kill me if I ever came near you," she says.

"Yep. That sounds like him." (Just hearing that warmed your heart, though.)

Chloe tilts her head. "I wonder whether he would make an exception if you were the one who came near me?"

"Probably not," you say.

She nods. She thinks. She steps aside.

"Come in, please."

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"Why did you try to kidnap me?" You demand as she breezes into the small, ceramic-tiled living room and sits down on a cozy red sofa.

"Those were not my orders."

"Bullsh--"

"Those were not my orders," she repeats, more firmly. "Believe what you want. Or can your all-seeing eye tell you the truth?"

You won't give her the satisfaction. You don't reveal it to her. "Why do you want to come here and fuck with D-- with Alabaster and the rest of us?" You say. "Don't you have enough fun with your slaves back at home, fucking chicom? Leave us alone."

"My slaves?" Chloe says. "I had direct reports, who received a wage, and who were hired by the firm employing me. They belonged to me no more than the machinery they operate. I was only a caretaker... now they are overseen by someone else entirely."

"Yeah, right," you say. "Talk about mental gymnastics. You're disgusting."

"Am I. Amber Catachresis -- you are so eager to talk about structural change, but the moment you stand opposite another lost soul enmeshed in the unmerciful gears of society, you turn to nothing but ressentiment, rather than camaraderie."

"You're not a victim, Chloe. You're part of the fucking problem. I should kill you. No one else has the balls to do it."

She shrugs. "If you want."

You blink.

"Have you heard the story of when Zhou Enlai encountered Nikita Khrushchev at the International Meeting of Workers' Parties following the Sino-Soviet split?" She leans back in her seat. "They were busily discussing the differences between Soviet and Chinese communism. It became personal. Full of insults. Khrushchev said that the main difference between the two of them was that he, Khrushchev, was the son of noble working peasants, whereas Zhou was the son of privileged bourgeois Mandarins. Zhou replied: ah, but we are really the same, after all. We are both class traitors."

She folds her arms smugly.

"What do you want from me?" You demand.

"I have guests coming presently," Chloe says. "I think maybe they will clear things up."
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>>3903807
>"I have guests coming presently," Chloe says. "I think maybe they will clear things up."
Welp, rest in piece Amber
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>>3903807
>She leans in, her cheek running past your hair and her lips touching your earlobe. "Here's the problem with you, Alabaster," she breathes. "Tell me: who founded the Tokugawa Shogunate?"

>"Tokugawa Ieyasu," you reply without hesitation, even despite the awkward position. "Everyone knows that."

>"Right. And what are the main differences between Meiji Japan and Tsarist Russia that kept communism from taking root in the former?"

>"I don't - I don't fucking know," you say, stammering.

Hoo boy.
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>>3903807
>Zhou replied: ah, but we are really the same, after all. We are both class traitors.
Amber gets the tsar bomba dropped on her
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Why are the guests taking so long to arrive even though I really don't want them to?
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>>3903843
Palo Alto traffic, please understand.
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>>3903843
Bad news is long-anticipated.
(and so is good news (I hope)).
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There's a sharp rap on the door. Chloe stands and answers it.

"Uncle, come in."

You goggle as a stream of suited Chinese businessmen enters the tiny condominium, fully a dozen of them -- led by a fat, greasy, grey, pockmarked little man you somehow know is Li Xi.

He stops short when he sees you standing there.

"Ah," he says. He smiles at his niece. He says something to her in Chinese. Something that conveys a sort of warm surprise. He's got this aw-shucks-you-shouldn't-have tone to his voice. You don't like it.

"Please, uncle, in English," Chloe says.

He snaps back with something, something terse, probably a "why?"

"I want her to understand what is happening to her," Chloe says.
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>>3903848
Oh god oh no.
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>>3903848
It would appear as though today is the day we kill technocrats.
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>>3903848
I hate this.
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>>3903848
Fuck all of you who wanted to go see Chloe
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"Hmmph," Li grunts. He and his cronies encircle you, gawking at you like you're a zoo animal, before seating themselves in Chloe's living room. You look from face to face, petrified. Worse even than the worst of Vail. You consider how you could escape. You're sure none of them are armed, and they're not exactly in peak physical condition... then again, you assume Chinese trillionaires don't go on international journeys without a little backup. You're sure to have the mooks crawling out of the rafters the moment you try to bolt. Best to bide your time for now. You stand there awkwardly amid this impromptu board meeting.

"I was briefly relieved," Li says. "I thought again I could trust your judgment. You retrieved the Catachresis girl for us, with very little fuss, or so I thought... but tell me truthfully. Have you fallen in league with her?"

Chloe mutely sips a little glass of tea.

Li looks at the crumpled white bag with the golden arches sitting on Chloe's table. "I thought I smelled something awful. You let this girl eat that trash in your home?"

"No," Chloe says. "I ate it."

He's talking in Chinese again, and he obviously isn't pleased.

Chloe holds up a palm, smirking. She talks over her uncle's anti-McD's ranting. "No distractions, please. You would like Amber now?"

A man to Li's right starts to speak, also in Chinese, motioning at you wildly. Chloe shoots him an icy glare that stops him dead, and just to drive it home, she sneers: "be quiet."

He goes quiet.

"These games do not impress me," Li tells her. "The Federation has come crawling to us for help and we do intend to help them. You can get on the winning side of history right now and come clean with what you've been doing these past weeks. Or you can be left behind. Sabotaging our research -- sending Diogenes right back to Darkbloom Analytics -- this is unacceptable. We could have taken it all, right there in Vail -- Mara Darkbloom and Dahlia, Sand Reckoner, the Diogenes platform. But you -- your insolence --"

"My insolence, my insolence," Chloe says in a singsong voice. "Always, always, my insolence. How sad." She leans forward, elbows on knees. "Yes, how sad. You've been undone by a teenage girl."

"I have not been undone by you, little girl," Li booms, standing. He nods at one of his toadies. He barks an order that must be something pretty clear, because all of a sudden the toady is on his feet too and wrapping his hands around you.
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>>3903848
You better fucking not
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>>3903855
Oh god oh fuck oh god.
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>>3903855
Well goddamn. Great.
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"Do not do that," Chloe says, voice airy.

The man is dragging you, kicking and screaming, towards the door; and Li's other men are standing too, ready to depart, with you as their hostage.

"I said do not do that," Chloe repeats with the tone of someone warning a friend against doing something stupid, knowing all the while that they won't be heeded, and willing to let it happen so that the friend learns a valuable lesson.

Li tells her something derogatory in Chinese. Something with "Shǎbī" in it. And that cinches it.

She's on her feet, too. She has a dagger in her hand. Li wheels on her, gawking, and he seems about to defend himself with force -- but too late. Chloe stabs him in the crotch. The sound of fabric ripping in two and the sound of flesh getting lacerated blend to create a nauseating sschllrch. She draws the knife out as viciously as she put it in him. Li doubles over, clutching at the wound, which in just seconds has already stained his charcoal grey pants a deepening crimson. He's howling in Chinese, without a doubt a string of obscenity. The other 11 faceless businessmen, including the one still grasping you in his clutches, are frozen in horror at the sight. Frankly, you are, too. This is what she only threatened to do to Muskfucker, now made manifest.

"Shh, shhh," Qiangxiang says like a mother burping a newborn. "Be quiet, little cunt. We don't want anyone finding out."

Li is not paying any attention to his niece. He's on his knees, hunched forward with both hands pressing down on his horrifically bleeding genitals, like a little kid trying to hold their bladder. He vomits all over himself and the floor. He's shaking uncontrollably.

"Fine," Qiangxiang says. "If you can't stop crying, I'll shut your mouth for you."

She jabs it into his throat. He gurgles, and then dies. Chloe lets the body fall to its stomach in a growing puddle of red.

She wipes the blood from her dagger's blade using a dainty white handkerchief. She says to Li's cowering survivors: "Let it be known to the rest of the board at Broad Dynamics that this was done of my own initiative."

There is an animated, multi-party exchange in Chinese now, a gaggle of nasally shouting and recriminations that Chloe coolly deflects each in turn, like a hitter at a batting cage. Whatever she's telling them, she's putting the fear of God into them, as if it wasn't there already. The room stinks of iron and tastes like copper.

"Dispose of him," Chloe orders the men. "And release the girl."

The man holding you loosens his grip, and you stumble towards Chloe, over the corpse of her recently departed uncle. She puts a consoling hand on your back. "I am glad you came, Amber," she says. "I was wondering how to convey this news to Alabaster. I did not think he would trust me if I told him, but maybe now you can trust me, if I tell you."

"W... what?" You stammer, feeling how pale you've gone.

"I believe that some of the ones you love are in quite some danger at the moment."
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>>3903861
>"I believe that some of the ones you love are in quite some danger at the moment."
Mother FUCKER
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>>3903861
Amazing. I'm terrified.
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>>3903861
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
SHE'S CRAZY BUT I LIKE HER AGAIN
AAAAAAA
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>>3903861
You can't just hand us over to a kidnapper just so that you can save us from the kidnapper and act like you're our hero!

...okay, so you CAN, but--
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There shouldn't be too terribly much of the episode left, but I'd like to do it right, so let's call it here tonight. See you tomorrow beginning at... let's say, 8 PM EST. I don't think there should be too many choices remaining in this episode. Maybe just one, near the end.
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>>3903861
Well.
Oh well.
Oh god oh geez oh well.
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>>3903871
Fuuuuuck. Good night OP. Sleep well.
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>>3903871
Sausage

Night, OP.
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>>3903871
Goodnight, OP.
Thanks for your work.
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>>3903871
Night
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>>3903871
Night OP!
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>>3903861
Just realized Chloe's interesting choice of words here:
>"Shh, shhh," Qiangxiang says like a mother burping a newborn. "Be quiet, little cunt. We don't want anyone finding out."

>"Fine," Qiangxiang says. "If you can't stop crying, I'll shut your mouth for you."
She's been planning this for a while, hasn't she?
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>>3903861
>"I believe that some of the ones you love are in quite some danger at the moment."
No no no nononono!
Kay JUST got Guy!
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>>3903861
>"I believe that some of the ones you love are in quite some danger at the moment."
Inb4 we’re attacked during the theater orgy
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>>3903871

Oh shit, I feel asleep and the moment I wake up, I find everything is TUMBLING DOWN again.

Perhaps meeting Chloe really was a bad idea...well hey, at least one less fat ugly bastard in the world now, that's a plus.
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>>3903972
I’m sure these are things she was told.
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Got started a bit late, so the updates will come just a bit later than the expected start of 8 PM EST. Currently writing, so please wait warmly!
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"We have to call them --" you begin, when Chloe explains to you what's about to happen. "--warn them--"

"Please tell me that you did not bring a mobile phone with you," Chloe says, frowning. She takes out a little tin of mints and pops a few of them into her mouth like pills, crunching down, chewing.

You were right about the presence of unseen mooks, all right, by the way: a small retinue of burly bodyguards are even now dragging Li Xi's corpse from the room. Their employers -- the dozen-minus-one grim-faced, besuited businessmen who find nothing scarier than Chloe, confer in grave tones just outside the front door.

"Do you have a phone?" You ask.

"Don't be absurd," Chloe says.

"Then what are we--"

One hand in the crook of her elbow, the other holding up a thoughtful forefinger, Chloe says: "You had a special connection to David Darkbloom, via that special grain inside your head. You are Camelia, are you not? And now, that connection has devolved to his youngest daughter. Why use mobiles when you have a direct link?"

"I -- don't know how..." you say.

"No matter," Chloe replies. She grins. "What is the slogan? It just works."

She steps closer to you, nodding slowly.

With the ghastly carnage behind you, and Chloe's expectant smile before you, and disaster swinging like a pendulum above you ever closer: you peel back the eyepatch for the second time tonight, and let her see the hole in your head, the glowing red speck embedded in your tear duct.

"Amazing," Chloe murmurs. Her breath is hot against your face and smells of wintergreen. Her self-satisfied face fills the entirety of your limited field of vision.

You're having difficulty staying standing. The pain is throbbing through your skull like getting zapped with a cattle prod. But you can see Vivian Darkbloom. Or rather, you can see through her eyes. She's in her limo, on the road, cruising along the 280 -- the scenic route -- making out with her older sister, and your older sister, a three-way tongue kiss; Noelle watching on in envy.

"You are being followed," Chloe says.

Vivian jerks back from her lewd little makeout session. Whitney is asking her what's the matter, and Vivian is covering her face with her hands, wracked by pain as badly as you are.

"They are going to run your car off the road," Chloe says. "Tell Ms. Keki to be ready. We will try to be there soon. Please -- wait warmly."

Chloe puts the eyepatch back over your eye for you. You totter back a couple steps, and your heel slips in the thickening pool of blood still there on the tiled ground. You flail around, arms windmilling, like a person sliding on ice, before finding your balance again.

"May I come?" Chloe says.

You grab her by the ribbon on the front of her blouse. "Oh you bet you're fucking ass you're coming," you snarl. You tug her closer. "Let's go, bitch."

She's smiling.
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>>3905019
AAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>>3905019
I guess it's been a while since we've felt raw terror, huh?

NO BRAKES
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>>3905019
>Please -- wait warmly.
uhhh
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>>3905019
The adventures of Kill 'Em All Chloe returns!
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You tap frantically on the window of Will's bedroom. He peels back the bedsheets that are acting as his curtains. He makes a face like the slack-jawed fucking yokel that he is, and you can practically hear the "duuuuuhhhhhh" on the other side as he eyes you and Chloe standing there in the dusty trailer lot just outside his shitty little trailer home.

You gesticulate at him. "Open the fuck up!"

He slides his window open, and it makes a piercing squeak. "Sup?" He says.

"Get your Golf fired up. Now."

"Who's that Asian ch--"

"Shut up and get the fucking car going."
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David fucking Darkbloom is sitting on the porch he stole from Dalton Cantor, in the rocking chair he stole from Dalton Cantor, listening to the Blu-tooth radio he stole from Dalton Cantor, using the ears he stole from Dalton Cantor.

And so the song, fittingly, is by Stealers Wheel.

You hear the twangy plucking of their Dylan-esque pop bubblegum favorite from April of 1974, as you approach, cutting across the front lawn.

He has his head leaned back, eyes closed and fingers laced over his chest. But he's awake. His toes are tapping and his head is bobbing side to side. He knows you're here, too, because as you draw near, he brings his head level again and nods at you. "Camelia."

"Your daughters are in trouble."

He's standing.

"...Daddy?" Oh, perfect. Here comes the daughter he stole from Dalton Cantor, standing in the doorway. "Who's that creepy girl?"

"No one, honey," Darkbloom tells her, not tearing his eyes off of you.

"Why is she on our lawn?"

"She's no one," Darkbloom repeats. "Just a girl scout selling girl scout cookies."

"But--"

"Go back inside, Hazel," he says firmly.

Chloe is bringing up the rear. She draws alongside you, staring up the short little set of white stairs leading to the porch, up at Darkbloom's stony face, and young Hazel Cantor who doesn't want to go back inside at all.

"Let's go," Darkbloom says.
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>>3905027
Fuck yeah, protective Darkbloom mode activated

inb4 Hazel asks her mom what the strange girl meant by Dalton's 'daughters'
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>>3905027
I reflexively read "Daddy" as Amber and not Hazel
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>>3905027
oh god oh fuck oh shit oh geez
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>>3905033
You're not the only one who did.
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The assholes and idiots peopling California's highway system are nothing against Will, who can cut off five cars across four lanes of traffic at 100 MPH without batting an eyelash.

"Just like Vail, huh?" He shouts over the roar of the engine. Yeah, just like Vail. You in the passenger seat and Darkbloom riding bitch, so carsick he looks like someone painted him green. Only now there's a fourth: Qiangxiang "Bateman" Xi, sitting beside Darkbloom, hands folded in her lap, as placid as can be.

Will is bearing down hot on the speeding limo where Rose, Vivian, and the others are hunkered. A few car lengths separate you from them -- and a troupe of black sedans driving perfectly in formation, fenders all lined up, block him from getting any closer.

The limo's driver, that limey bastard who helped extract you all from Mara's server farm, swerves and careens back and forth, preventing any of the sedans from getting up alongside. Noelle, butt perched on the sill of one of the limo's rolled down windows, peppers the sedans with automatic pistol fire, her ponytail billowing in the wind.

None of the attackers are firing back. Just trying to get beside the limo with a tenacity that borders on maniacal. When the limo veers left, the sedans to the right eke forward; when it fishtails right, the sedans on the left advance. That British idiot can't keep this going forever, you know.

"Get closer," you tell Will.

"Uh? I can't?" Will says. "I literally can't?"

"Get closer!"

Will sighs, and redlines it.

His Golf closes the short gap separating you from these anonymous, plateless black Sedans. They don't budge an inch, even as Will gets his front bumper pressed up against the backs of the central two cars, and his engine's whine rises an octave with the stress he's putting it under. There is no space to maneuver. To the left is the reinforced steel-and-concrete median, to the right a sheer drop into the valley of death below.

You crank the mechanism on Will's passenger-side window, rolling it down as fast as you can. The air rushes into the cramped quarters of the little hatchback, nearly deafening you.

"Amber -- what are you doing?" Darkbloom demands.

"These fuckers think they're gonna Princess Di my sister?" You yell. "I don't fucking think so!"

You hoist yourself up onto the sill much the same way Noelle is. You lock eyes with her from across the miniature armada separating you. You see her mouth at you: "Don't" and "Get back" -- warnings you ignore.

"Amber!" Darkbloom is yelling from inside the car. Is he concerned for you? Or just worried that you're endangering whatever plan he thinks he's got?
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>>3905039
>so carsick he looks like someone painted him green.
YOUR FUNNY CALLBACKS ARE DOING NOTHING TO ALLEVIATE THE FEAR
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>>3905025
>Will
YES. YES. YES.
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You rip the eyepatch from your face and drop it down to the seat below. Your vision fills with blinding white and you scream as the wind blows right into your fucking brains. Was this a bad idea? You sway, and the only reason you don't go tumbling down to the asphalt blazing by underneath you is because Will gets his hand hooked into the waistband of your shorts, holding you steady even as he steers with his other hand. He's wild-eyed, glancing frantically back and forth from you about to fall out of the car, and the twisting road ahead.

The flash of white passes, and you can see again -- you know where to go. Woozy, drunk on data and reeling in pain, you nonetheless wriggle yourself free of Will's grip and swing your legs out of the car. Oh man, Noelle is really hollering now; you can even vaguely hear her: "What the fuck!" and "You stupid bitch!" and so on.

You see, too, Vivian's head in Whitney's lap, and hear her screaming in an agony that's in equal measure to yours.

You crawl up onto the roof of Will's Golf. It's not an easy maneuver, and you don't exactly have the world's most calibrated equilibrium right now. But you power through. You slide on your butt, down the windshield, down to the hood, which the engine has made so hot that it singes your bare thighs. "Fuck!" You grunt.

Amber Get Your Gun: you pull it from the holster you have strapped around your calf, and take careful aim at the rear wheel of one of the black sedans. It makes a nice bright spark, but the wheel is reinforced, bulletproof, and your little peashooter does nil. You reholster your gun. Time to go in raw, then.

On hands and knees, you navigate the gap between the Golf's hood and trunk of the car Will is pushing up against. The gap is only inches wide, but at NASCAR speeds it feels like trying to step across the Grand Canyon. Noelle is focusing fire on the car you've boarded: trying to pop its windows or windshields. She's got considerably more firepower than you, but the glass is as sturdy as anything else on these fucking tanks disguised as road vehicles.

"Get back!" Noelle repeats over and over. "Get back in your fucking car, you fucking stupid little cunt!"

Whitney is hugging Vivian tight, and Vivian is rubbing her nose. It's bleeding. Rose, beside them, is crying like a baby.

You get down to the hood of this sedan, and, with your hands pressing against the windshield, you face your attackers. The men inside look disinterested and definitely unafraid. Consummate spooks, suited and holding machine pistols in their laps that they still, after all this, are not deploying.

You turn, butt on the windshield, your back to the limo ahead, bracing your weight with your fingers wedged tight in the little space where the wipers fit. With the heels of your sneakers, you kick again and again at the point where you somehow know the gunfire has made the glass the weakest.

They're raising their guns on you now, at last. A friendly warning to stop that you don't heed.
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>>3905056
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU CRAZY BITCH
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>>3905039
>so carsick he looks like someone painted him green
This is genius
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One of the men in the back rolls down his window and pokes his upper half out, pointing the muzzle of his gun directly at you. You steel yourself for another lost eye, maybe -- but then the man flops back into the car, the side of the door now streaked with his grey matter -- shot dead. Looking up, you see the source of the magic bullet: David Darkbloom has entered the game. He's getting in on the fad of sitting where the window should go and shooting wildly into traffic.

With Darkbloom and Noelle keeping you covered, you kick the top of the windshield away from its frame. The glass remains in one piece, but there's space enough to squeeze through now -- which you squeeze through.

The man in the passenger seat grabs you about your midsection as you worm your way in, his grip oppressive and choking -- but it helps you get your bottom half the rest of the way inside.

Your slight frame is working to your advantage. You have enough leeway to slither up in his grasp, draw your chest parallel to his, crane your neck up, and smile at him -- then headbutt him in the teeth. It shocks him enough that you can wrest his gun from his hands and fire it into his belly. In the mostly enclosed space, the gun's report is eardrum-splitting and the smell of phosphor blended with raw guts makes you retch. He's dead, or dying, already -- in any case unconscious. The survivor in the backseat is reaching for you from around the headrest, so you duck, like a prairie dog retreating into its hole. The driver is clawing at you too, from your side, but he's too busy keeping the car steady to be effectual.

You put the gun against the chest of the man you just shot, and fire: the bullets travel through his body, through the leather seat, and into the back of the car, hitting the spook back there. Yellowy batting from the seat and blood from the man spray back against you.

The driver finally has a real human emotion on his face, fear, as he curses in Russian. Just you and him now.

You body-check him, and his shoulder hits the driver's side door, and the steering wheel jerks in that direction, and the car follows along with it, and it collides with the next car over, and the next car over crashes into the median. It goes ass-over-teakettle with the force of it, and soon the tumbleweeding wreck is a fast receding dot in the rearview.

The driver you shoulder-slammed gets his car back under control again, but Will has his opening now: he speeds past the formation of sedans and gets up next to the limo.

You see, through Vivian's eyes, David Darkblooom wildly motioning for the limo to pull into the weeds. 16 armed spooks have become 9, and that's the best you'll do in the middle of a high-speed chase. You'll need to face the remaining attackers on foot.
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>>3905093
>as he curses in Russian
WHAT
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>>3905093
Fucking Russians god dammit.
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>>3905093
this is the crazy shit I live for, anons
godDAMN
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Golf and limo together decelerate, and slip into the tall grass abutting the roadside, navigating the severe slopes well enough to come to a halt.

The two unscathed sedans pursuing them also pull off.

You, in a deadlock with the driver of the car you're occupying, know he isn't going to stop. If he's speeding down the highway, you can't shoot him, because the car will crash and you will die as well. That gives him an inherent advantage.

He points his Uzi at you, and you duck before he can depress the trigger.

He grunts in surprise, cursing, as you lie yourself across his lap like an oversized seatbelt, and reach for the door. He shifts his body and points his gun at your back now -- too late -- you reach up and get the driver's side door open at the same time as you blow a few rounds of hot lead into his leg. He shrieks.

In one swift motion you draw back to the passenger seat, grab the oh-shit handle above the door, use it to pull your butt into the air, and give the man a nice hard kick in the side. See, speaking of seatbelts: wearing them saves lives. He wasn't wearing his, and now he's turning into a red streak on the asphalt. You slide across to the now vacant driver's seat and pull the sedan out of a tailspin. Then, yanking the door shut again, you pop a bitch, and double back to where the firefight is already continuing in the reedy roadside.
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>>3905122
We spent all of Season 2 waiting for Camelia to unleash her power level. And now we have the results. God DAMN.
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>>3905124
you may not like it, but this is what peak action protagonist looks like
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>>3905134
Good thing I like it then. I hope Vivian's okay.
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That last post should have been a pastebin.
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>>3905155
Now's not the time for fucking, IaTM-dono. That comes later.
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It isn't going well. The limo's driver is DOA, RIP -- Whitney and Vivian are huddled underneath the chassis, Noelle bodily shielding them. The three are waiting for an opening to bolt down the slope and into the California wilderness towards safety. Rose is nowhere to be found. You try to focus on where she could be, but this is progressing too fast for even you to process. You're not used to this continuous stream of information blitzkrieging you.

Darkbloom and Chloe, shoulder-to-shoulder, fire on the advancing men. But Darkbloom's miraculous headshot a few moments prior notwithstanding, neither of them are sharpshooters. Darkbloom gets a clean shot into one man's gut before he and Chloe have to duck back behind the cover of Will's Golf. The Golf is a write-off now, unfortunately, and Will himself is cowering in the backseat amid the hail of bullets.

You rush in, fool you are. You've got the edge provided by Sand Reckoner, but there's only so much an augmented sense of time and space can do. At some point, you're just outgunned. As now.

And you glimpse Rose, you know where she is without having to look: she ran towards the highway rather than the protection of the grass and trees in the other direction. Dumb. Fucking. Bitch. You run, and try to catch her up.

Of the 8 attackers, 7 still stand, and one of them sideswipes you. You topple to the crunchy brown grass, feeling the sharp stalks biting into your skin. He lies on you, chest to chest, pressing down. You gnash your teeth and scream obscenities.

Another Ruskie is manhandling Rose, and drawing her to heel, keeping one of her arms held fast behind her back. Through her tears, she shouts: "Let me go! Let me go!" as he drags her right past you. His compatriots give him cover, keeping Darkbloom, Chloe, and Noelle pinned. You try to wriggle yourself free of the man lying on top of you, but it's no use.

Noelle gets a good shot off, though -- right into the foot of the man leading Rose away. He takes a pratfall, letting go of Rose, and Rose uses the opportunity to bolt. But these fuckers are everywhere, and her path is blocked by yet another spook just as soon as she gets her feet going. He stands before her, at the edge of the road, and she freezes in place, terrified.

"Stop fighting," he booms -- a directive for you all. "We only want the Catachresis girl."

The man atop you forces you to your feet, holding by your wrists. Though you tug and writhe against it, you aren't strong enough to get away.

"W-what?" Rose says. She notices you standing there just behind her. "You... you leave my sister alone! We'll kill you!"

"Shut up," you yell. "Just stop... I'll go with them... get out of here, Rose."

"I won't let you take her!" Rose shrieks.

The man in front of Rose grabs her menacingly by the forearm and yanks her towards him. She almost falls flat from the force of it.

"We don't want your sister. We want you."

Her jaw hangs open.

"You will lead us to the lighthouse," he says.
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>>3905180
>"You will lead us to the lighthouse," he says.
What the shit.
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>>3905180
>"We don't want your sister. We want you."

>Her jaw hangs open.

>"You will lead us to the lighthouse," he says.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>3905180
WHAT
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>>3905180
...She did this. Rose2 did this. This is HER world. Holy shit.
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>>3905189
I don't think that's quite it though. It's OUR world. All these girls who want nothing more than to be with Ally, all competing to be the prime reality, all threatening to rip existence as we know it apart. And just somehow, miraculously, Rose2 managed to get herself a slice of the pie. But fucking how?
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>>3905180
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3905194
There's a meta element to this, though. Rose2 was an unused character idea from Season 1 that OP brought back for the reboot. The old world didn't have her; this one does. What if she made it that way?
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>>3905199
We still don't even know how the old world relates to all this, aside from the Gateway. Obviously it ties in SOMEHOW, and yeah, potentially through Rose2.
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>>3905180
i cant believe i managed to join in on a live viewing of fq. and look what i get for that.
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
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>>3905180
WAIT, FUCK, THAT'S DAMON THAT DIED.
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>>3905180
Ahahahaha
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>>3905194
In Rose2's mind, Ally is the most charming and desirable man on the planet. The fact that any of these girls ever wanted anything to do with us is just more indication that this is her world. Rose2 is only one member of the harem because her self esteem is low enough, or her regard for Ally is high enough, that it doesn't make sense to her for it to be any other way.
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>>3905180
rip damon ;_;
he was cool this season
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The shrill high-pitched whine of an engine warped by the Doppler effect fills the air. The grass turns white from hi-brite headlamps reflecting off of it, and then the man holding Rose is gone. He's just gone, replaced by the fender of a late-model hybrid -- a tasteful off-white now streaked red by blood. You recognize that car.

Stepping forth, Auburn draws a little semi-auto pistol, and nails the nearest of the spooky mooks encircling you all.

Chaos, then. The survivors are after him, and he's dashing through them like a sprinter in the Olympics. This is the break Noelle, Darkbloom, and Chloe need. They're back in the open now, picking off the Russians, who most definitely didn't expect to get ambushed by some male-feminist twerp. Not even you, in your semi-infinite wisdom, expected that.

The man holding you lets you go and raises his gun at Auburn as he passes; Chloe, lurching forth from out-of-fucking-nowhere, gets her dagger through his Achilles tendon and floors him. You've heard quite a fair bit of screaming this evening, and the scream he looses is by far the worst.

Chloe's gonna let him suffer like that: she crawls over to him and peers down at him reproachfully. Auburn's a bit more merciful. He falls to his knees beside the injured man and shoots his brains out. You jump back let out a little yelp of surprise -- can't help it.

Chloe, face spattered red, blinks in confusion. She meets Auburn's eyes. Balling her fists up beside her temples, she shrieks, voice nasally and not at all refined: "Cào nǐ mā! Cào nǐ zǔzōng shíbā dài! Who are you! You -- I needed information from that man! How dare you!"

Darkbloom is also desperately grasping for info. He's kneeling over another dying man, pressing him: "Why Rose Catachresis? What does she have to do with the lighthouse? Answer me!"

But he's a goner. You and your friends are the only living souls remaining out here. It's just you and the weeds and the Russian corpses now.

Will pokes his head up from among the ruins of his car. "Auburn! You dickweasel! What are you doing out here?!"

"Saving you," he sneers, struggling to his feet and dusting off his pantlegs. He grimaces at you, then down at Chloe, who's cursing at him in Mandarin like she's trying to hex him. He ignores her, and goes to Will's golf, and roots around inside, and finds your eyepatch. He tosses it at you. "Make yourself decent," he says.

Rose, looking around the grisly scene, is trembling like a bird. Voice similarly trembling, she heaves: "I... am about... to freak... the eff out."

"You can curse," Noelle tells her, helping a shellshocked Whitney and Vivian to their feet from underneath the limo.

She lets out a hard exhalation, and gulps down an equally hard breath to replace it. She tries again: "I am about to fuck the freak out."

"We'll work on it," you tell her, reaffixing your eyepatch.
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>>3905239
AUBURN YOU STUPID FUCK
THANKS FOR SAVING US
BUT YOU STUPID FUCK
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>>3905239
>I am about to fuck the freak out.
Oh, if only.
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>>3905239
>She tries again: "I am about to fuck the freak out."
"suck *my* dick, motherfucker"
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>>3905239
>fuck your mother
>fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors
I think she's mad, guys
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"I raised nothing but idiots..." Mom says, hugging Rose2 and Amber tight to her bosom with either arm.

Charlotte nods sympathetically. "I know how you feel," she says.

"I know you know how I feel," Mom tells her.

Charlotte makes a sour face.

Vivian is curled up with her head in your lap, totally enervated, and Whitney, almost as wiped, sits with her head against your shoulder. Darkbloom clearly isn't thrilled at that setup, but he's staying mum. He's a guest in your home for the second time tonight, after all, so he can't complain.

"Am I part of the team now?" Qiangxiang says, between a couple Chinese curses. "Do none of you know how to conduct a proper interrogation?"

"Shut up," you tell her. "This isn't our fault." You turn your gaze towards Raisin Brant now. "Have you been stalking Amber?"

"Oh, is that what's most important now?" He spits.

You glance up at your wife who's standing near the arched entry to the dining room. "Tell your pet loser to leave Amber alone."

"He saved their lives," Rose counters. "You could be a little more thankful."

You stare daggers at each other, but you're not going to argue with her right now.

Whitney's voice is flat and emotionless. She tells Qiangxiang: "I don't know what you're trying to do. But you're not part of the team. You need to leave my house."

Qiangxiang looks to you for confirmation. You don't say anything.

"I will see you all tomorrow," she says, not betraying any sting at the rejection. "We all need rest."

As she leaves, she shares a recriminating gaze with Auburn that could melt steel.
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>>3905268
Guys, we're immune to Qiangxiang's insults:
>fuck your mother
Already accomplished
>fuck the 18 generations of your ancestors
Already accomplished, if Alabaster is still his own dad in this timeline
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"What kind of protection is good enough protection from the world's most powerful governments?" Noelle wonders aloud, as you all huddle over the dining room table, wondering where the fuck to go from here.

The good news is this: Damon's PMC firm is pulling through for you even after the advent of his death. Their fixers mopped up the carnage on the 280 and got your girls back in one piece.

The bad news: you have no fucking clue why Russians want Rose2, and neither does Qiangxiang -- or so she claims.

"Qiangxiang Xi is a woman without a country," Vivian says. "We can do with her what we did with Mr. Cantor -- and get any information she has, by force. There will be no consequence. Her fellows at Broad Dynamics will want her gone after what she did to her uncle."

"No, they won't," Darkbloom tells his daughter. "She has her uncle's wealth now. They need that capital to survive. Her situation is rather like yours and your sister's."

Great.

Ding-dong, comes the doorbell. You look over your shoulder towards the foyer. Tension fills the room. A wetwork squad come to finish the job?

Amber is a trooper. She pulls her eyepatch away just long enough to let you know, through a hiss of pain, "aggh, fuck -- it's fine. Your rentboy is here."

"Alex?" You say.

"Ayep."

You answer the door. There he is, shivering, on your doorstep. White as a sheet.

"Mandala," he says.
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>>3905290
oh god what's been happening to our boy
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>>3905290
Oh fuck here we go.
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>>3905290
getting ready to die
getting ready to kill
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>>3905290
Please just let him be happy for one damn episode
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>>3905290
>you have no clue why Russians want Rose2
As far as her apparently being the key to the Lighthouse? Is David withholding that, as well?
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>>3905309
His daughters were put into the direct line of fire this time, and he sprung back into action. I think it's very safe to say he's not withholding anything this time.
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>>3905309
I'm pretty sure it's more in the sense that they have no idea how Rose2 connects with the Lighthouse, or why the russians think that.
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>>3905309
He literally asked a dying Russian what the fuck she had to do with it.
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>>3905318
that's what I was wondering. It makes sense, but the way it's worded makes it seem like only Chloe heard that
>>3905322
that's literally my point
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He sucks on a mug of cocoa provided by Mom, while he explains. "I was wrong. The implants that Chloe's men were wearing. I've been going through Ms. Guiteau's notes again and again... she theorized about this. Only briefly, but she considered it. How does a malignant actor keep control of a technology that's been leaked into the hands of the public?"

You shrug.

"Mandala," he says. He peels the napkin away from his mug, the one Mom wrapped around it so he wouldn't singe his hands. Using both his palms, he smooths it out, flat on the tabletop, and frantically draws a series of concentric circles on it. "Not centrally networked in the traditional sense... and not peer to peer in the traditional sense. A hybrid." He begins to draw arrows back and forth among the circles. "Low level users can send and receive data to others with the same permissions, only when in physical proximity... but elevated users can send instructions -- also while nearby... and super users, at the center of it all, can see it all. Harvest it all. You reap the benefits of a centrally networked data source without the need of the central network." He pounds his little diagram, which is looking quite like a bloodshot eye by this point, using his little forefinger. "Not peer to peer -- slave to master. Broad Dynamics needs the key to that. That's the piece they've been missing."

You pretend that this makes perfect sense. He's too rattled to press him too hard.

"Ms. Guiteau's notes..." Alex says. "I don't know how far she got with this... if she got very far with it, she didn't tell me.. but maybe she kept at it while she was on the run. I don't have the notes she was keeping when she was living out of her van."

Charlotte lays a hand on his. "I know your brain is going a mile a minute, dear, but try to focus. What about Sable Guiteau's work is important here?"

He takes a couple breaths to calm himself. "When she realized what Sand Reckoner really is, she started thinking about a way to hide from people who can see all." He looks at you. "That was the concept preceding Diogenes. I thought she abandoned it. But what if she didn't? She went undetected for so long, didn't she? Is that how?"

"Some... anti-implant implant?" You question.

"There's only one way to know," he says. "We need to take a flight... as soon as possible."
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>>3905353
So it's a fucking hivemind. As expected of the Chinese.

... we're not about to fucking dig up Sable, are we?
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>>3905360
Oh boy, are we should shove her inside Qianxiang, two crazy bitches, one body. :V
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>>3905367
Please god no more body-snatching. Especially with Sable.

... although we may need to interrogate her somehow. We're about to fucking Furbitize Sable Guiteau aren't we?
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She was buried in a little cemetery in the town of Oneida, New York, her tombstone as no-frills as anything else about her while she was alive. It says simply:

SABLE JULIA GUITEAU
MAY 21, 1991 - SEPTEMBER 30, 2019

"You don't have to do this," you tell Alex.

He sighs and dons the surgical mask and heaves the shovel down from its resting spot on his shoulder.

"It should be me," he says.

He starts to dig. You help. So does Rose.

---

It takes longer than you thought it would. But eventually you're down to the concrete slab over the coffin, and then you're down past that, and Alex cracks open the lid, and the three of you retch and heave at the ghastly, maggoty rot within.

He uses a flashlight and scans the beam up and down through the remains. He's crying, silently, but there it is: tears trickling down his cheek in the moonlight.

The light glints off something, down near Sable's wrist. Squatting, producing a butterfly knife, he carefully cuts it loose from the putrefied flesh and the larvae and the muck. Not a grain, but a little chip: a small wafer of circuitry no larger than a cookie crumb.

"Is her consciousness in that thing?" You ask.

"No," Alex says, peering intently at the device. "It's nothing but a high-tech Faraday cage. Just a mask. Sable Guiteau is gone."

You wouldn't put it past him to lie about that if he thought differently, but the way he says it, barely choking back his sobs, is enough to convince you that he means it.

---

On the flight back, the sunrise streaming through the plane's windows, you inspect the disinfected little crumb of silicon.

"It's a tool to keep in our back pocket," Alex says, leaning back in his seat across from you.

"What can this really do?" You ask him.

"Just hide. That's it. That's all it needs to do."

"Hide how?"

"The user won't be seen by Sand Reckoner or any of its offshoots. They'll be like a value outside the domain of a function. It won't be able to tell anything about them..." He thinks for a moment. "Ms. Guiteau was terrible with names. In her notes she just nicknamed it BlindSpot ... can I?" He reaches out, and you hand the crumb to him. He holds it aloft in the air, twisting it this way and that between thumb and forefinger. "But if I were to name it? I'm thinking Tiresias."

You shrug. "What's in a name?"

Rose, beside you, rolls her eyes.

"Names are important, Ally..." Alex says.

"Would I be able to use it?" you ask him.

"I don't think it would be wise to put it inside someone with an SR implant."

You nod. He sets it down on the little table between you.

>Who, if anyone, should get it? (Can also vote to leave it unused for now, or to destroy it)
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>>3905383
Mass produce it for cheap and give it away :V
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>>3905383
>that whole first half of the post

I say give it to Alex. He's probably the person with the most knowledge about Sand Reckoner who doesn't already have an implant, and if Vail has shown us anything it's that it's made him a high priority target.
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>>3905383
>[X] Alex.
It's only fitting, since it was Sable's (and he had to dig it up himself, so it's only fair, too). Plus, we know he can kill, and he probably has a better understanding of how the SR/knockoff SR tech works conceptually than anyone else without an SR implant, so it'll be good to keep him safe in these situations.

The only other option I see is Rose2, but then it becomes a question of what we're trying to protect them from. I don't think the Chinese want Rose2, and I don't think the Russians have any SR-adjacent technology. A fancy implant isn't going to stop her from getting tracked down the old fashioned way, and honestly putting it in her will probably give the baka a false sense of security.
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>>3905396
This also applies to Renee of course, so I'd be fine with it going to either of them. But like >>3905398 said, it's more thematically appropriate that Alex get it.
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>>3905392
Anti-glow-in-the-dark technology should be free to the masses.

Our choice is between preservation, destruction or Installation in Whitney, Rose, Rose2, Noelle, Mom, Charlotte, Renee, Alex, and Kay, I think.
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>>3905383
Whoever we give it to, we also have to recognize that we can't use Sand Reckoner to save them either. Our enemies use SR, but so do we, so it's got a second edge to it that we should consider.
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>>3905383
>Who, if anyone, should get it?
Well, Rose2 is the obvious choice if she has no SR implant to keep the secrets of the Lighthouse hidden. Double edged sword though, since once she ghosts, even we won't find her.

On the other hand, Alex knows the ins-and-outs of this tech, so him being its gatekeeper makes a whole lot of sense too.

I'm slightly inclined to leave it in the hands of Alex.

inb4 Hazel inherits it anyway
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>>3905402
Strictly speaking, if we know where they are I don't suppose it would stop us. My understanding was that it would prevent SRhavers from using their fancy SR shit to locate them, and probably to do things like shooting them with perfect accuracy. But there would be nothing stopping someone like Amber, with her eyepatch on, from seeing him with the other eye, or from being told "Alex is standing over there."

>>3905401
>Leaving out Smatters
We have to keep our pet bunny safe, Anon
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>>3905404
I'm inclined to either save it or put it in Alex.

Renee isn't exactly a high-value target as far as I can see. Alex knows everything she does, he knows some of what Sable did, and knows everything he's learned and created for the project. We're DEFINITELY going to need to be able to track Rose2's movements, regardless of whether or not she has an implant. Putting this in her will just make it harder for us.

so
>[x] save it for later
>[x] j-j-jam it into Alex
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>>3905383
Like others have said, Alex or Rose2 (in spite of her being a high-functioning sufferer of down syndrome, she's become extremely SR-relevant) seem like the most reasonable choices.
And at least if it's in someone it's a little harder to get stolen. Well, as long as its existence isn't widely known. Who knows to what extent Sable's work and notes have been combed through at this point.
Just on the basis of responsibility, Alex seems like the best recipient. And when are we going to surgically implant a tracking chip in Rose2? You know, like the kind you would for a dog or cat.
>[X] Alex.
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>>3905383
... let's parse through this carefully now.

We'll leave out all the Implant users, so Ally, Amber, Vivian, and Gal are off the list instantly.

Cerise, Vivian, and Whitney are all at the forefront of the public at this point - it would literally be wasted on them.

Rose is a board member, so she still has some public presence. But nobody is out to get her yet either, that we know of.

Rose2 is one obvious choice, since apparently Russia is fucking gunning for her. For whatever damn reason.

Renee and Alex are also solid choices, since they are the two with the knowledge of how to re-complete Diogenes.

Chloe is right out.

>>3905402
This anon is right, too. Amber and Vivian won't be able to see them either.

... although now I'm curious as to what would happen if Amber were to have it even briefly?


... I've had big think, but I guess in the end it comes down between Alex and Rose2. With all the pros and cons that arrive with it.

I feel like Amber should still keep her connection with her sister, for whatever reason. And thematically, yeah, it goes with Alex.
My final vote?
>[x]
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>>3905413
I'm a fucking retard.
>[x] Alex
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>>3905383
>[X] Alex
I can't think of anyone else that'd make much more sense
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>>3905413
Absolutely right about Renee though.
For some reason she slipped my mind.
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" [...] Tiresias was drawn into an argument between Hera and her husband Zeus, on the theme of who has more pleasure in sex: the man, as Hera claimed; or, as Zeus claimed, the woman, as Tiresias had experienced both. Tiresias replied, "Of ten parts a man enjoys one only."[12] Hera instantly struck him blind for his impiety. Zeus could do nothing to stop her or reverse her curse, but in recompense he did give Tiresias the gift of foresight[13] and a lifespan of seven lives."

lmfao
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"You should have it," you tell Alex.

He cocks his head. "You mean -- I should have it installed -- inside me?"

Rose nods. The logic of it is hitting her, too: "He's right. This is Sable's legacy, isn't it? You're the only one who could carry it on anyway. Not to mention, if you stick around at DBA... and we really do make true adversaries of Broad Dynamics... you'll be their public enemy #1."

"She'd want you to have it," you add.

He sighs. "Do you really think so?"

"Why not?" You ask.

He props his elbows on the table and massages his face with both hands. "I don't know. I always felt like I never measured up."

"She loved you," you tell him.

He looks at you with rheumy eyes.

"The sad thing is..." he says, "I don't know anymore if I loved her. I'm so mad at her... everything she did... and she never even told me about this thing... even in the very end, she didn't trust me enough for that. I feel sometimes like... like I hate her."

"That's grief talking," Rose tells him. "Well. It's your choice. But it has to be the most useful if you're the one using it. You'll be the ace in our sleeve."

"A trump card--" you say.

"Right, an ace in our sleeve," Rose repeats, speaking over you.

"We believe in you," you say. "Not just me and Rose. But everyone else, too. Whitney, Cerise, Gal, Nelson, Armstrong -- all the rest. If you don't think you measure up, that's fine. We know you do."

He looks down at the grain again. He thinks for a long, silent turn.

"All right..." he says. "All right. Assuming I figure out the missing details of how it works -- assuming that. Then I'll use it. For you -- all of you. And--" He gazes out the window, the warm orange light washing over his face. "For Sable, too."

END OF EPISODE 7.

Special ED: https://vimeo.com/370786611
(It ended up syncing surprisingly well with very little editing.)

Bonus - theme of Chloe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-iqXTztVQ
(There's a Mili song for everything in FQ, I swear.)
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>>3905428
Bravo OP. God dammit. This was worth every delay in the world.
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>>3905428
Smile status: Healing

Good fuckin episode, OP. Glad to have you back.
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>>3905428
>END OF EPISODE 7.
The ED fucking hurts me OP, thanks.
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>>3905428
:)
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>>3905428
Some real good shit OP.
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>>3905428
>"A trump card--" you say.
>"Right, an ace in our sleeve," Rose repeats, speaking over you.
I Whitney-laughed at this.

Glad this was ultimately a healing episode. I was on tenterhooks last night.
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As usual I may be missing some entries, so let me know if you see any mistakes.
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>>3905445
I assume the green is specifically indicating the three-way tongue kiss this episode? If so, Vivian and Rose2 still shared a proper scene together via the Bachelorette Party.
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>>3905452
Shit, you right. Thank you
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>>3905428
>"A trump card--" you say.
>"Right, an ace in our sleeve," Rose repeats, speaking over you.
A last resort.
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Whew, this episode ended up being pretty long, which is only fair, since my writer's block forced it to span 2 weeks. Fuck Quest is about to break 800k words!

At this pace, I'll end just shy of a million.
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>>3905460
Crazy to think that the shortest ep this season is still longer than any of the episodes in Season 2.
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Love pile!

PROMINENCE BY MENTION:
Whitney: 619
Rose: 441
Cerise: 402
Vivian: 391
Noelle: 345
Mom: 317
Alex: 280
Kay: 270
Renee: 258
Galatea: 257
Rose2: 224
Qiangxiang: 178
Charlotte: 168
Amber: 163
Smatters: 90
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>>3905460
The important part is that you came back with a bang. Multiple bangs, even! Good fuckin' shit, OP-sama.
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>>3905466

All those hearts made me wonder which episodes have been my lewdest. There's only a handful of episodes in FQ history where 10 or more girls got lewded.
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>>3905469
>2MI DA
>21

I see we could never escape after all, could we?
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>>3905469
Now this is a fun stat.
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Random question: what do you think would be a good title for the series finale?

It’s kinda too bad “FUCK QUEST” is taken by an earlier episode because it would be a good one. Since nearly all the episode titles are references to anime series titles it would have been fun if the final ep was named after this series itself.
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>>3905506

I have one picked out that I think would really work quite well, but maybe something else will end up fitting better when it comes time to make that decision.
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>>3905506
It's gonna depend on context of course, but I think some title based off of "A Place Further Than the Universe" would be good.

Given the way things seem to have been going, "A Place Further Than Reality" might be appropriate
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>>3905509
We already have that one in the Season 2 premiere though!
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>>3905510
>A Place Further than the NHS

Damn, you're right. Alright then, "A Place Further than a Place Further than the NHS"
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>>3905469
>Whitney still in the lead
Beyond based
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I don't even know what sleep is anymore.
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Looking at this again, there are a few boxes missing mostly because of the Bachelorette Party:

Vivian and Cerise
Vivian and Galatea
Renee and Rose2
Galatea and Amber

Others that are missing include:
Kay and Amber
Kay and Vivian
Noelle and Vivian

All from Season 4 Episode 6. In the same scene, in fact!

Also, Smatters and Ally had their solo scene in the S1 OVA.
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>>3905590
For
>>3905445
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>>3905590
Yeah, figures that I'd miss the ones back from episode 6. I didn't update it for that episode, and the month long break had the scene slip my mind.

Thanks for noticing those. I've gone and fixed them for the next version.
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>>3905269
>Vivian is curled up with her head in your lap, totally enervated, and Whitney, almost as wiped, sits with her head against your shoulder.
This is cute.
>>3905180
>"We don't want your sister. We want you."
>Her jaw hangs open.
>"You will lead us to the lighthouse," he says.
This suggests so much.
>>3905353
>Not peer to peer -- slave to master.
This is suitably Chinese and what I was afraid of.
>>3905428
This was a good decision.

Nice episode OP, I like that Will and the less interesting male counterpart had some roles to play too.
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>>3905590
>>3905597
Rose and Kay shared a lewd this season also.
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Man I read this thread while I couldn't post and wanted to say great stuff as always OP.
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>>3905761
Now that's weird. I swore I had already checked them off long ago.

Anyway, here's the corrected version. Thanks for all the caught errors.
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It always feels awkward kicking things off.
Who's got some fresh ideas/insight into Roce, or the lighthouse, after all this?
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>>3906463
The entirety of Fuck Quest is Rose's chuuni self-insert Light Novel
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>>3906463
Starting to wonder if Alabaster is even real and not just a manifestation of the reality convergence.
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>>3906530
That would legit be a hilarious way to end it. Wouldn't even be mad
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>>3906530
Let's be honest, would anybody be surprised if Rose2 spent any of her time not at DA or fucking writing fanfiction about the different pairings of... the girls... in... the harem...

oh god OP Studios was Rose2 the whole time
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>>3906530
That's more interesting than anything I've come up with.
>>3906535
I still wrestle with that too, but all I can do is remember OP focuses pretty heavily on Enlightenment thinkers and the recognition of the self as real was a big push during that time.
Of course SR, and now the lighthouse, have the potential to flip that logic over pretty easily. But would it be narratively satisfying to do so?
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>>3906825
My theory is that in the end we will have to choose somehow between a boring reality or an interesting unreality. Don’t know how that will work out in the details though.

>>3905582
This is cool but I would switch Chloe and Rose 2: Lost in New York.

Chloe is crazy but she comes across as deliberate in how she uses violence. She isn’t just killing for fun and pleasure. 2Rose2Furious on the other hand isn’t very directed in what she does.
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>You shrug. "What's in a name?"

>Rose, beside you, rolls her eyes.

Romeo And Juliet Act II, scene II, the famous Romeo, O Romeo soliloquy:

>What's in a name? That which we call a rose
>By any other name would smell as sweet
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>>3907153
This entire episode was absolutely loaded with veiled Shakespeare references. OP is great.
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>>3907162
They weren't that veiled. All those quotes are like babby's first Shakespeare.
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>>3907188
A thin veil is still a veil!
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>>3907162
>>3907162
I like that one specifically because of how relevant all the Rose2 weirdness has become once again. And it’s well established she does smell sweet
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Something important to keep in mind - Tiresias wasn't perfect when it was installed in Sable. Somehow, someway, Mara DID wind up finding her in the end. I'm sure once Alex tinkers with it, he can find a way to perfect it - that's what Alex does, after all - but are its effects reproducible?
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Oof, and another thing. When Stasi had Rose2 hostage at the Sapphire Club, did she realize what she was holding onto at the time? Was it REALLY just coincidence? If she or her implant were still intact, would it be able to give us insight?
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>>3907653
Pretty sure that the whole Sofia Saint-Elizabeth thing is what ended up screwing Sable over. Besides, Tiresias has the ability to hide from Sand Reckoner, not everything.
>>3907820
Probably not. Unless there are additional requirements to access the lighthouse. Ro2e is, and always as been, an aberration.
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>>3907653
>Mara DID wind up finding her in the end.
She was in a city in CA, cameras are fucking everywhere.
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>>3907653
I was going to include some line of dialogue where Alex theorizes that Stasi had to use "traditional methods" to track down Sable in absence of Sand Reckoner fuckery. But in the hectic moment of trying to get the episode concluded, I missed adding that in. The idea there is that we can assume Sable's mistake was bad OpSec in the mundane sense.

>>3907820
This is a more interesting question. Stasi worked with Mara, but we don't know much about her as an individual and what her goals/directives were. We killed Stasi before we could learn much on that front. I'd maybe start with going back to the few mentions and appearances of Stasi in season 3. I was only just starting to develop her role. She was an important character.
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>>3908299
Damn. I know voting to kill her was probably for the best, but part of me wants to know how that'd pan out.

And I don't have any idea of how it would have happened, but I do wish we could have fucked her at some point. I'm a sucker for women in suits.
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>>3908329
>implying you didn't just want to cum on her burn scars

>>3908299
I always had a feeling we killed her earlier than you'd meant for us to, but man. Rocks and hard places and all that.
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>>3908331
You FOUND ME OUT.

jk Rin best girl
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>>3908332
Good taste.
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Digging for some theories. Came across this.
S3E1
>"You like trivia, right?" Noelle says after a seeming eternity. "I've got one you might now know. Did you ever hear that the majority of climbers who die on Everest, die on their way back down?"
>"No," you say, truthfully.
>"It's true. They keep pushing for the summit despite inclement conditions, and they actually make it... they get to the top... but they run low on supplies doing it, and can't make it back."

S4E1
>"He says you have lost and gained so much that you must be dizzy with it. You are stranded on the top of Mt. Everest. You cannot come down. So what will you do? The only choices left are to await the end... or to build for yourself a ladder as tall again as the mountain, and pierce the dome of heaven."
>"What's in heaven?"
>"God -- he supposes." Fazil glances your way. "He cannot say for certain. He has never been."

There's one thing that has been missing from all the Grecian parallels. If Sand Reckoner is the manifestation of humans, then the lighthouse is 'Apollo'.
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Explain to me again why David can't pull stunts like Amber when Penelope is supposed to be more advanced than Catachresis? Was it that Penelope is fully dependent on SR, while Catachresis can predict on its own?
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>>3908938
Penelope's full power is literally too much for a human mind to handle, which is why Cerise spent a year in a coma. Right now it's operating in low-power mode, which is for some reason what allows Darkbloom to peek out from behind the curtain.

Catachresis is its own anomaly, but still shares its inherent link to Diegesis. Drawing on its full power is actively hurting both Amber and Vivian, especially with prolonged use.

I'm sure there are other details I'm skimming over or forgetting, but that's about the basics of it.
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>>3908938
Seconding >>3909097 and adding that, like with Mara, incredible feats aren't really even required. You just go where the bullets aren't.
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Lil Stevie, you need to put your stackleford mii up on smash shared content if you haven't already.
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>>3909651
This, I died laughing when you pulled it. Uh, twice.
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>>3909651
>>3909653
Sure thing. Here's everyone's favourite(?) calzone connoisseur: SRT31D5N
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So today, I had Steak n Shake for lunch earlier today 'cause it's one of the few decent places to get a meal without paying out the ass on campus and this happened.

Refresh my memory, has Steak n Shake ever been mentioned in the quest and what does the cast think about it?
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>>3911181
Never ever, but congratulations on your curse, Anonymous-dono! Now you're one of us!
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>>3911191
Oh, I've long since been one of you degenerates. This just solidifies it I guess.
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>>3911181
I'm surrounded by 421s on a daily basis now. On one hand, you get use to it. On the other, you really start to doubt your sanity. Oh well!
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>>3911201
>On the other, you really start to doubt your sanity.
You aren't insane, you are in a simulation, just like muskfucker says.
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>>3911181
Fellow Florida boi. I went to my local Publix once for stuff and the receipt let me know I was rung up by cashier number 421, I avoid her like the plague now!
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>>3911440
>not recreating pastebins with her instead
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OP cashing in on that ad space in a big way.
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Rereading the intro where David fucks the freak out on Grandpa Darkbloom, I think that’s the first and only F bomb David has ever dropped. Anyone confirm/deny? Also is it bad that I kinda want to seewhitney meet and take pity on or even get along with Grandpa Darkbloom?

>>3912356
Haha what do you think it would be like to lick her after she plays Ring Fit for a couple hours haha you know as a joke

I bet it would be salty but also a little sweet hahaha lol I bet she’d be ticklish and shy especially if you licked her armpits haha
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>>3912482
Grandpa Darkbloom just seemed like an older Carl, really. I don't think Whitney would take pity on him at all - just reminder her of the stepdad she hated. There's a reason the scene was so evocative of the original. Whitney and David have more in common than either of them realize. And yeah, David fucking the freak out against him was definitely a break in his usual persona.
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I'm all decked out and ready to go.
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I can't believe it's almost time.
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