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>>3173924

A: "One of those needs is people."
>You point at the monster group
A: "Ya'll...Monst..uh...riggas?"

>Hm
>Monsters need a racial slur

A: "Ya'll is people. So you got what I need. I want to look out for you. And..."
>You grease your hair back

A: "I can pay."
>You can?

A: "In affection."

>The monsters begin to panic

Fr: "HE'S A COLLECTOR. A MONSTER DIDDLER!"

>A fly man begins to swarm himself up into the roof

>He smacks several gargoyles down onto you and crowd

Pe: "Perro! Get out of here."
Pet: "Haha. No. I will kill him before he touches you, sister."

>A man and woman bat both begin to plan their suicide/murder together

>The Dog Girl snarls
>Readies herself

>A turtle shell is scuttling around
>Size of a beach ball
>It knocks over skeletons
>Scatters ancient cutlery and pots
>Smashes a small hole in the bricks

>The Hair creature knocks over a torch
>There is now a small fire here in the front hall

>One of the slimes steps in it
>They burn with a sweet smelling smoke that tastes the way Shampoo should

>Haha
>Getting rich requires the defeat of compassion


CHARACTER SHEET, INVENTORY AND RULES
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit?usp=sharing

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit?usp=sharing


>You have some nagging signals from your wand
>Messages


>Killa Kente and Susan are battling their way through the Forest of certain death
>They are bonding but the situation is dangerous

>Sabrina has found Bow's tickle spot
>Entropy has not stopped bullying her

>Wondervon has discovered BROTHER EATER at the castle
>He sends word through the skeletons that "He won't fit through any of the doors"

>Bow (Your pet swamp drake) misses you and wants to go for a walk very soon every day forever


What do?

>The Monsters will have food soon
>Woevenmire castle is far from a recovery shelter despite it's new tidied up appearance

-Give them a job (Set the tone. Get them used to the idea of earning your kindness)

-Let them rest (A soft hand. Kind but risky with such strong minded creatures)

>Serve Dinner
-Grand and involved but will let you pick their heads and plan your next move over real food


Let's rock.

>>3173949
Tell the monster dudes to hold up while we answer some messages. Check up on Susan and Killa to make sure they think they can handle the situation. Ground Entropy for bullying Sabrina.Compliment Sabrina. Give bow big belly rubs while we serve the monsters dinner and show that they're welcomed guests in our castle.

>>3173924
>Serve Dinner
-Grand and involved but will let you pick their heads and plan your next move over real food

"Has anyone EVER been nice to you guys?"
"Just like, actual regular person nice?"


>Killa Kente and Susan are battling their way through the Forest of certain death
>They are bonding but the situation is dangerous

get your bike her and give your scissors to Susan

>Sabrina has found Bow's tickle spot
>Entropy has not stopped bullying her

Have some of the skeletons administer... punishment. (As directed by Sabrina) Time out, well talk to him when we get home.

>Wondervon has discovered BROTHER EATER at the castle
>He sends word through the skeletons that "He won't fit through any of the doors"

Put him where he needs to be with the scissors before passing them off to Susan.

>>3173949
>>3173924
>Also Nyetch. Enough with this "we have to learn how to rule the living"
>Were an undead king and proud of it, these people needed some help. Thats it.
>If they want to stay thats their business.

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>>3173949
Oh Anon. Why is being nice to people so hard?


>Send a MindMSG to Susan and KK to see if they need help, or reinforcements, or a break to get their HP back.

>Serve Dinner
>Grand and involved but will let you pick their heads and plan your next move over real food.
Are the goblins and Hob Girls still here?

Try and earn their trust? Settle some peace.
At least bother to learn their names, something you haven't done with your skeletons (something that could be hard, but not impossible to do).

>>3173949
>>Serve Dinner

>>3174001
support

>>3173949
I guess I'll support >>3174001

>>3173949
>to the monsters
>Go gigaform to quiet the mob then back and talk
>"Look im just starting out. You want to be in at the ground floor of a new kingdom and get the benefits then chill out, if not then theres the door that Ill fix in like two seconds. I aint gonna fuck you unless you want to. Memory wipe if you leave and Ill be delicate and respectful. Right now, were gonna eat some good corn dishes. Free. No tricks. Now sit, and relax. Later we can talk about expectations and if youre worth for this kingdom, but for now, youre safe."


>Velvet ears goes and Helps Sabrina punish Entropy with timeout. Teach her to stand up for herself

>open a portal for KK and Susan for healing and replacement soldiers.

>>3173949
>Monsters
-Serve Dinner
Fucking ungrateful louts.
Don't worry. They'll learn.

>Meanwhile
-Check in on Sabrina (Who i'm pretty sure we sent home like 3 time today but still hasn't gotten back yet) and Bow. Go pet our favorite folks.
-Mind check in on Susan and KK. We can always call them back if they are in serious danger, rather than immediate danger.

>>3174040
>>3174001
Since they dont conflict and I like this, mind if I add our plans together??

>>3174056
If you want, the big points are to stop them panicing with a show of might, not force or violence and to reassure them that they are safe.

The second point is that we are only taking the best. Its a privlidge, not a right to be in our kingdom.

>>3174062
I thought it was a show of monster solidarity, but that makes sense too.

>>3173949
Oh....and Quest
As an aside...
To Luna...

>"Luna, when I came to rescue you after Ludo killed you, Velvetears led me to your corpse. Luna...where is your corpse? It was perfectly preserved, almost a perfect vessel. Where is it? "

>>3174091
We offered to make luna a body, she said she was happiest with us...

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>>3174001
>>3174033
>>3174037
>>3174056
>"Has anyone EVER been nice to you guys?"
>"Just like, actual regular person nice?"
Isn't that a bit pretentious to ask?

Just because they're monsters and were made into slaves doesn't mean that no onw has ever been nice to them.
Just start by asking their names. ACTUALLY be nice, not just say you're gonna be so.

>get your bike her and give your scissors to Susan
I'd suggest ASK them what they might need rather than just handing them help at random.

>Have some of the skeletons administer... punishment.
I'd advise against it. We have no idea what our skeletons might consider an appropriate punishment and I don't think Sabrina would want to guess so. JUst have the skeletons STOP Entropy from bullying her and put him in timeout.

>Put him where he needs to be with the scissors
Actually good idea,, but do ask Susan frst if she could use our scissors.

ASK PEOPLE WHO THEY ARE
WHAT THEY NEED

ACTUALLY BOTHER TO TRY AND LEARN ABOUT THEM TO KNOW THEM
NOT JUST TRY AND BE YOUR OWN DEFINITION OF NICE

>>3174091
Not to burst your bubble, but I vividly remember her body being fragile as all hell. Like nearly dust level. In fact, we accidentally destroyed the arm that was holding her bunny. Whatever happened to that stuffed bunny anyway? I forget that part.

>>3174094
Yeah but she also wants to hug us and can't in this state. She wants a body, but didn't want to impose. Which is why we have to take the initiative and make her one.

>>3174094
More like
"You really shouldn't waste time a resources trying, cause you can't without doing things I know you wouldn't want to do."

>>3173949
>Su and KK
Offer sanctuary and resupply. Though I think we should KEEP the scissors

>Monsters
Grand Dinner. Ask what they want to prove that we're a leader worth believing in? How's it done in their culture? Maybe we can settle this in one fell swoop.

Do we really need

>Entropy, Bow, and Sab
Could be wrong, but I think Entropy may be looking for a way to get more attention. Punishment is correct as is an establishment of some kind of hierarchy, but I think him coming along with us at some point to help guide him is going to help curb a lot of this... maybe all of them can help cement the kind of "welcome to the family" feel we're trying to relay to the monsters?

>BE
Shit.... I don't even know what the fuck to do with that guy.

>>3174102
>ASK PEOPLE WHO THEY ARE
>WHAT THEY NEED
>ACTUALLY BOTHER TO TRY AND LEARN ABOUT THEM TO KNOW THEM
>NOT JUST TRY AND BE YOUR OWN DEFINITION OF NICE
This "advice" sounds like your own personal definition of being nice. Bit hypocritical.

>>3174102
>I specifically said administer The punishment is time out. If sabrina thinks that is reasonable.

>It is pretentious, its also very anon.

>I think that was added in by the other guys vote? If not sure, lets ask.

>>3174118
>Ask people's names, opinions and worries instead of deciding for them who they are, what should worry them and what they need.
>These are somehow equal.
k

>>3174117
Should we grab entropy and hang with him here?

>>3173949
>>3174117
This seems productive

>>3174135
I dunno, but it seems like he's being a typical "problem child"... and I'm no dad yet but the reading between the lines i get on something like this seems to be either (1) a lack of hierarchy so he thinks he's the one in charge and can get away with the bullying or (2) a plea for attention.

>>3174105
Im reading the thread now, yes they crumbled but nothing more than her fingers. So, unsure if it all was destroyed when we cast raise dead.

Still leaves the question of who the monster was and if the entire body was destoryed

>>3173949
>Can we make some time to hang out with Entropy after this then?

>>3174128
Just because you think it's better doesn't mean it's inherently better, it's still your own definition of being nice.

>>3174181
You know how COULD you figure out what's the best way of being nice to them?
Asking them.

>>3174202
Which is your own definition of being nice to them. I don't even have a say in what's nice, I'm just saying you're a hypocrite.

>>3174226
>I'm a hypocrite because I think actually asking how you can be nice to people and doing so is nicer than just doing things for them by your own personal definition of what would be being nice.
Ok?

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>>3174091
>>3174091

L: "I've destroyed it."
A: "..."

>There she goes
>Never elaborating

A: "W H Y."

L: "It's purpose was served so long ago that it has no use to me now. My spirit had outgrown it's original shell so long ago. As one ascends. It becomes much more difficult to reach the ground. To be grounded at all. Besides. It looked nothing like I feel."


>Now then
>For your guest

A: "Hey..."
>They squawk
>Squeek

A: "Would ya'll j-"
>They scramble
>The hair monster is trying to fit himself down a tiny crack
>He's halfway there when you-


MIND SCREAM GIGA FORM

A: "SHUT YER FUCKING HOLES YOU INGRATE PARANOID SHIT NECKS."

>Sonic wind batters the monsters
>That one slime girl absorbs the Frog Monster eggs to cushion them

>A comatose Frog woman
>Rolls into the corner

>They all come to a halt in a heap
>Even the goblins

>They are all still
>Terrified
>Silent

>You shuffle back to your human form

A: "Fuck's wrong with you?"

>The dog girl hops up

Sh: "You just wanna cont-"
A: "Control you? Yeah. Like your BOSS ya dumbass."

>You poke Muscles' finger into her nose
>Push
>Just harshly enough

A: "You look."
>She shrinks back as you do so
A: "Like."
>She doesn't whimper, but her eyes water

A: "You need that."

>You pull Muscles back with a snap

A: "I am giving you a chance for a better deal than Monster Kings. Or mewmans trying to make you into furniture. I just want LIVING people to govern. I'm like a landlord. See my land?"

>You motion to the castle
A: "I'm lording it. You can have a place here. If you want. Nobody eats for free."

>A skeleton brings you a drink
>You sip it without realzing th-

A: "...this is boiled pine needles."
>The skeleton nods in French 18th century peasant

>You pour it out

A: "Also. I'm nice. Not going to rape anybody. I tell ya I'm NICE god damnit. Not one of you is even hot enough to get m-"

Pe: "Ai, Papi we need to get outta here. He's an ANIMAL."

>That was the Bat woman again

>She looks like pic related

A: "...Hold on."

cont

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>>3174339
>>3174339

>You step away
>Hold your wand up like a cellphone and-

>Poke
>The buttons
>Like you're dialing

SUSAN AND KILLA KENTE

A: "Hey."
Su: "Hey..."
A: "You got this?"
Su: "You towd me to do it. I'mma do it."
A: "I'll send you some backup."
Su: "No. We'ww be easiew to catch."

A: "Then I'll send my fucking bicycle."
KK: "Master. Deh bike cannot maneuver in dese tight spaces so eas-ah-lee."
A: "My scissors?"

Su: "..."
KK: "..."
A: "Haha."

>ANON ABSORBS HIMSELF INTO THE WAND
>IT EVEN SWALLOWS ITSELF AT THE END

>The Monsters are left aghast
>Alone
>Horrified

>The Skeletons offer them Pine Tea

Wa: "Oh wow. This is lovely."
>Peasants


>You handle some small matters first

A: "Hey."
Sa: "EEP!"

>Back at the castle
>You startle Sabrina
>Who has turned one of the rooms into some kind of nursery

>She is not looking like a competent authoritarian
>Who could be?
>While up on a chair trying not to get bitten by Entropy "Playing Crocodile"

A: "Punish him."
Sa: "Wh- Anon hey I know you asked me to go home but if it's not a problemcouldImaybestayoversomemoreoryoucouldsendafakemebackhome to do my chores?"

>She asked for something
>Sabrina
>Actually asked you for something

A: "Sure, maybe just punish him first."
En: "Ya can't poonish meh! I'm adorable!"
A: "You pick, Sab."

>Sabrina rolls an 8
>To not be a push over

Sa: "J-...just. A five minute time out?"
A: "Aight."

En: "HEY! NO! THIS IS UNFAIR! EEHT'S CROOL! AH THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS SABRINA!? HOW CAOULD YAH DEWWW THAS!?"

Sa: "Oh gosh. I'm sorry."
>Skeletons take Entropy away
>Stuffing him in one of your old backpacks

En: "A -WILL- HAVE MAH REVENGE!"

>You run to the Garden
>Scratch

>THE SHIT
>Out of your dog's tummy

B: "Brow!? BROAR! BORK! BARK BORK!"
>He was chewing some lazy skeletons who were smoking dead grass in home made cigarettes

cont

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>>3174356
>>3174356

>Then
>You portal Brother Eater

>SHHHHRRIIIIIPP!

>To the Dungeon

BE: "YOU CANNOT CONTAIN ME HERE! I WILL BITE MY WAY THROUGH EVENTUALLY!"

A: "Uhuh. Say hi to the Ghost Kraken."
Be: "Those are just two words you put together to scare children!"

>He is beset upon by the ghost Kraken
>As you close the door

BE: "AAAAAHHHHH!"

>Then
>You portal to KK and Susan

SHIRRIP!

A: "Suse."
Su: "Anon."

>That was cold
>She makes for scissors

A: "Wait."
>You roll through the swamp water to KK
>His legs aren't even on
>They're chewed up

A: "I got ya."

>A little flesh shaping here
>Some bone lego work

>Boom
KK: "At last. Ah can walk."

>He cocks his rifle
KK: "Ah can Keel."

>You look to Susan
>STAB YOURSELF IN THE HAND

A: "My Blood. For thyne."
>She is healed
>She looks away from you

Su: "Can we have em now?"
A: "Yes. You just shrip. Come home BEFORE shit is too fucked to un-fuck understand?"

>You head back through the portal
>Letting them continue their work
>You, after all
>Have your wand to get home in a pinch

>So you come back to WOEVENMIRE

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>>3174362
>>3174362

A: "Everyone."

>The Monsters have calmed down immensely

A: "I am not going to fuck you."
>They finish calming down immensely

A: "Without consent."
>Some just look uncomfortable now
>Forever

A: "We ARE however."
>You clap
>Twice

>SKELETONS
>ALL OF THEM
>ALL OF YOUR SKELETONS

>Gather at once
>Like silent, haunted pikmin

A: "Having dinner."

>The worry increases

>Your minions get superiority on tasks due to your presence

A: "Hey! It's all corn but that doesn't mean it has to be corn mush! Roast the corn. Fry the corn. SUCC the corn through a straw!"

>15 total
>You get a fine
>French
>Corn feast

>With a table
>WHAM!
>Scavenged from...

cont

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>>3174339
>A: "Also. I'm nice.

Sure you are, Anon.
Sure you are.

>>3174384
For a given value of nice anyway.

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>>3174379
>>3174379

A: "..."
>You snap for one of the skeletons
>It comes over and leans down

A: "Why is the table covered in spikes?"
>The skeleton explains
>Via psionic signalling

>That the only furniture they could find in the whole place
>Was a ruined chair of stone
>Which you are seated on

>And a large collection of torture devices
>Some clearly not mean for humanoids
>Huh

What a lovely place you're settling down in.


>The Monsters get a 6 on resisting their hunger
>They
>MOAWNCH

>Except the Frog Woman
>She stares at the food
>Until her slumping face plants her into the nearest corn bread

>The Kappa tries to take her food
>The Bat man slaps his fin
>Then the Dog Girl spoon feeds her

Sh: "Come on, Petra. Ya gotta try and eat."
Pe: "...."

L: "You didn't start dinner."
>True
L: "That is exorbitantly rude."


What do with these new people?


YOU MAY PICK ONE TOPIC FOR EACH MONSTER TO SHARE

>Their names and who they might be is a given
>This is for something more fun

>Like
>Where is Ludo?
REVEAL MINE ENEMY YOU FUCKS

Or...


-Ask them about their hopes

-Ask them what a great leader is (On the nose but could be helpful. Easy to see through)

-Ask them what they're most afraid of (Mysterious. Personal. Learn who's guarded and who isn't)

-Ask them What they hate
(Easy to talk about. Not so productive)


You can also choose what to do with yourself.


>Formal Introduction (Flat but honest. Won't budge their opinion.)

>Friendly (Hard for you, but might win them over)

>Brag about conquests (Easier than friendliness and true. Monsters like strength right?)

>Control them. (Flexing is what they understand? Flex on them. Easiest for you. Scary is natural. Will not convince them you aren't a tyrant.)

>>3174389
>bang the table and tell them not to be rude and say grace to Luna

>introduce yourself directly, as anon.
>"Im Anon, The King. Im Human, Im here to kill Ludo and start a new kingdom. I hate ponyheads and love Giants. My arm is Muscles, dont let him at your ass unless you want a wild ride."

>First check on the frog woman. Ask if shes related to BuffFrog.
>then
>ask them how they got here, what skill they have and what their dream is.

>>3174389
>"Not fond of monsters mom?"
>"No. No I would not like them either. Not at all."
>"You wanna do something nice after this? You can pick."


>Try and help Petra with whatever is preventing her from eating. Telepathy? BfB? (make a good impression, and stop her from dying on us hopefully.)

>Ask if they know anything about Ludo, he killed your mom so you really want to shiv him.

>>3174389
>Ask them what they're most afraid of
>Friendly
We have 7 char.
What can possibly go wrong?

>>3174389
"So. Ludo huh? Star Butterfly, ehh?"
Ask them what they think about Mewni as a whole. Got any nice places they enjoyed? Meet anyone else? live anywhere before becoming slaves?

>Friendly (Hard for you, but might win them over)
We can be nice enough.

>>3174389
first of all anon should also eat, and also do a straight shooting introduction

ask them what a great leader is, this could be helpful for us to increase our leadership skill

Also ask them what they are good at (like if they cook or build or hunt etc), good way to break the ice

topics:

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>>3174389
>L: "You didn't start dinner."
>L: "That is exorbitantly rude."
Haha. Oh Luna.
>A: "SHUT YER FUCKING HOLES YOU INGRATE PARANOID SHIT NECKS."
You silly old goose.


>>THEIR NAMES

>HOW THEY GOT CAPTURED
>(Could teach us where other monsters could be found as well as how they got picked up by Purrkistanis / Where we can liberate more slaves).

>WHAT THEY DID BEFORE THEY GOT CAPTURED (Might help us learn more about them, that they like to do, and what they're good / useful at [their profession /hobby]).

ALso, I thin it's pretty clear that only SOME monsters respect / approve in such a way of power like the Size-Shifter Brother Eater. Others are clearly more human-like in behaviour.

>>3174410
>ask if random frog is related to another frog

Dass racisss

>>3174389
>Try to help Petra.
>Give a formal introduction
>Ask them about their hopes and in general what they wanna do with their lives

>>3174389

>>3174410
Supporting demanding we say grace to Luna first, but otherwise,

>Friendly
>Ask them what they're most afraid of

>>3174356
>Su and KK
I'm glad they took some kind of assistance, though I guess that means we're focusing on fixing up our place for the time being. probably not a bad idea in all honesty.

>Sab and Ent
Sab ASKING us to flesh craft a clone. to hang out longer? or because she fears what awaits her back home? Also... based on her resistance and Entropy's response... I think this actually *is* the first time he's gotten punished.

>Bow
SUCH A GOOD BOI! Don't forget to feed him some of the stuff from the meal

>>3174389
>Monster Inquiery
-Ask them what they're most afraid of (Mysterious. Personal. Learn who's guarded and who isn't)

>What do for self?
- Formal Introduction (Flat but honest. Won't budge their opinion.)
... shooting straight . I think we'll get more answers and opportunities from their responses rather than in what we can provide to them.

>>3174410
>tell them not to be rude and say grace to Luna
Hmmm.... yeah I support this.

>>3174427
>>3174389
>You can also choose what to do with yourself.
>Formal Introduction (Flat but honest. Won't budge their opinion.)
Not because it wouldn't work or because you don't WANT to win them over.

Don't try and win them over with words.
Win them over with ACTIONS.
Open a portal for them and offer to let them go wherever they want. They have only seen the inside of Woevernmire, so they probably have no idea where they are (so erasing their minds) wouldn't be a necessary evil).
If they choose to stay open up that melted door and lets see what we can do outside. Place needs some sprucing up before it can be livable.

>>3174410
>>3174438
>>bang the table and tell them not to be rude and say grace to Luna
Can we not? Fuck.

Let them eat.

>>3174389
>>Brag about conquests

>>3174410
Also, yeah. Asking if some random monsters is related to Another is raciss as fuak.

>>3174389
>Tell the skelemans to increase Entropys punish to 15 for cursing at sabrina.
>Youll add 5 for every time he swears in time out.
>You WILL go to bed time if you have to.

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Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d10)

>Your plan forms pretty quick
>You'll cow them but use the carrot AND stick
>In equal measure

>You don't want to CONVINCE them to like you
>You don't need that
>You need order
>You need contr-

A: "What's wrong with her?"

>You point to the frog woman
>She reminds you of an enemy

>Your voice doesn't crack
>At all
>It's lower
>In your chest
>Your usual rasp is almost a growl
>Yet you're calm
>Your eyes have a gentle hum in their glow

Sh: "The Purrkistanis hate water monsters."
>The Kappa perks up

Wu: "Like me."
Sh: "But Wudo here isn't a woman so they just...beat him."

>The table is silent
>Dead silent
Sh: "They did worse to Petra."

A: "Hm..."
>You get up
>Muttering to yourself

A: "People break so easy..."
>You get to Petra
>Notice the dog girl is somewhat in your way

L: "She is their leader."
A: "Do I crush her?"
L: "No. Outshine her."
A: "Bet."

>You take Petra's head in your hands
A: "It's never easy to put them back together."


ANONYMOUS.
ROLL.
WILL!

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I'm gonna stab anyone that votes in favor of doing mean things to these monsters.

Rolled 4 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3174498
ROLLIN

Rolled 9 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3174498
Be made whole.

Rolled 15 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3174498
Here goes.

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>>3174498
>frog woman
>she reminds you of an enemy
...OH! Duh.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3174498

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3174498
Unemergence the monster

Rolled 20 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3174498
Shining like the sun we are

Rolled 19 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3174498

Rolled 8 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3174498

Rolled 20 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3174498

Hey there! New to the quest, have some dice

Rolled 3 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>3174498

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Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d10)

A re-roll.

To find our way.


Sh: "Hey! Leave her al-"

>Luna Appears
>On your shoulder

L: "He wants you to pray."
>She blinks at the dog girl
L: "Shiloh."

Sh: "How did you know my name?"
L: "Do you think you could defeat my son?"
Sh: "..."
L: "No. You don't. You fear his power. Even now when he's at ease. When he's helping you."

>Luna's presence
>Dominates the room

L: "I am the font of his power. The ocean that feeds that stream."
>She gets closer
L: "Be gracious. Be respectful."

>Luna
>Smiles

L: "Or I will drink your screams."


-MONSTER FEAR INCREASED
-MONSTER SELF CONTROL INCREASED
-NO LONGER WILL THEY ROLL WITH DISAD TO CONTROL THEIR HUNGER AROUND ANON
-They will hesitate to speak their minds however

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Rolled 2, 10, 2 = 14 (3d10)

>>3174498
>>3174554

Alright, Luna you cheeky Mom let's see you hex THESE dice!

L: "Laughable. I'd never play odds."

>>3174554
Thank you mom~

>>3174554
Thanks for warning them, Mom. I think you got the point of how dangerous we are across.

>>3174554
Luna, please. It's ok.
Just eat your.... corn-french-toast or something?

We trying to help these guys right?
Right?

>>3174572
We can't help them if they attacked us. Thankfully she told them how strong we are and made attacking us seem like a bad idea. A REALLY bad idea.

Also, Mom can't eat because she's a ghost. Stop disrespecting her like that.

>>3174579
Really?

Do you really think they'd have attacked us? Really?

After they saw how we completely mauled their captors? Really?

Do you really think Luna was doing them a favor? Out of their own good? Really?

Also, Luna has already eaten things in-quest, she uses their energy and artificially simulates their flavor.

>>3174579
>>3174572
>>3174570
You cant always silk glove kids.

And anon needs to learn how to be form without being afraid of turning into a (non literal) monster.

>>3174591
Yes, yes, and yes. She's preventing them from doing anything stupid by reminding them of how dangerous we are, instead of just wildly attacking us like cornered animals.

>>3174594
He is already in a form, did you mean firm?

>>3174617
...yes.

That was a typo my bad.

>>3174594
Being firm and not afraid is a good trait to have, yes.

>>3174554
For all that he has accomplished and is...

Anon is not quite grown up, hes not quite over his own shit even.

He probably wont be for a long, loonnng time.

So its good to have people to pick up the slack.

Especially someone we love like we do Luna, who we trust implicitly to do the right thing, even if we have reservations.

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>>3174638
>Luna, who we trust implicitly to do the right thing

>The woman who describes people Anon helps as toys and those he helps as pets.

>The one who turned Sabrina into a mind-controlled walking milk-factory the moment we turned out head.

>The one that manipulated Jackie into running into the arena when she knew the spell we were gonna cast.

>>3174653
>Three instances (one of which is bullshit) out of hundreds where Luna messed up because she's still a person

Shit, I guess we can't trust anybody. Can't trust Susan, Wondervan, Entropy, Sabrina, Jackie, Janna, anyone really. None of them are literally perfect, so there's just no trust to be had. Only people who literally never make mistakes are trust worthy. If you can't tell, I'm being really fucking sarcastic.

>>3174653
...yes?

I mean when have we not trusted her?

I trust her enough to express that sentiment.

As do you, if you clearly do not fear losing her.

>>3174653
Again
Luna, someone we trust implicitly to do the right thing.
Or at the very least, act in our best interest.

>>3174653
You're not completely wrong Anon, but I don't think it really applies in this case. I interpreted it like >>3174607

>>3174625
>"Being firm" is implicitly forcing people to "behave" because they're afriad they're gonna be slaves under another name under the threat of a fate worse than death.

>>3174669
Oh shut the fuck up, you melodramatic diva.

>>3174671
>I mean when have we not trusted her?
Have you even read the quest?
Or have you merely just forgotten?

>>3174679
>Luna, someone we trust implicitly to do the right thing.
Maybe you trust her implicitly.
>Or at the very least, act in our best interest.
That is a very self-centered vision of what "doing the right thing" means.

Guys, just treat luna as an autist and her actions make much more sense

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>>3174688
Just because you're afraid doesn't mean attacking someone is OK, especially in this scenario. Stop acting like the monsters are 100% in the right no matter what. They're scared, yes, but pure kindness isn't the best choice in this scenario. Reminding them not to be retards is good, and gives us a chance to be nice to them without them biting the hands that are currently literally feeding them.

>>3174688
Anon's faith in Luna has been challenged before but it's always come back 10 times stronger.
We don't take all her suggestions, and we shouldn't, but we trust her with our lives unironically.
A few instances of her acting out don't invalidate her as our most trust ally and our loving mother.

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>>3174520
>>3174520

HAHA! A zero!

>A Hero.

>15+19 = 34.

>>3174529
+2

>>3174540
+2!

>30 Fucking 8


https://youtu.be/nsagEzD17Ns

>It's a mess
>Oh
>Oh no...
>Her life was good
>Humble
>Riddled with slime
>Her land was suddenly laid claim to
>By travelers from the land of rivers
>Her shrubs cut
>Her husband slain
>She was forced to wander
>No other monsters would take her in
>Especially not when she's with child
>Weakened and in need
>She sought out a way to earn money

>No work for monsters with Pixies
>Except in the mines
>Which would kill her
>Certainly kill her children
>Who were laid into the world too soon
>Too fragile
>Yet she had to carry on

>Eating the wild ways
>Hunting
>In other's territory
>A traveler helped her
>That same traveler sold her to the Purrkistani slavers

>She tried to fight
>They found her eggs
>She remembers the moment one was popped by the claws of her new...

>Masters
>She remembers their awful, flat faces
>The cart
>The cold nights
>The abuse
>Their touch

A: "No. More."
>Your eyes open
>Your grip tightens

A: "No more throwing people away."
>You pry those faces from her
>You erase the dark nights
>The loneliness
>The pain
>Her hate...

>For herself
>You pluck it all like unwanted weeds
>Then let her go

cont

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>>3174730
>>3174730

Pe: "UAH!"
>She gasps
>Her chest expands
>So much it shoves the table forward

Dr: "WHoaHOH!"
>The hair monster is knocked off of his seat
>The Fly monster succs corn soup from him

Pe: "I-..."
>She looks around
>At her friends
>Then at Shiloh
>She begins to weep

Pe: "I am sorry, everyone I-"
>Shiloh hugs her
>She shudders

Pe: "I wasn- I wasn- strong enough t-"
A: "You are now."

>The table
>Is silent
>As you
>Anonymous

>The renewer
>The redeemer

>The Black Sun

>Walk to your stone chair
>Sit down
>You get a corn chip

>And you eat it

A: "Like I said. You're better than they treated you. You'll learn that. Or I'll show you."

Pe: "Where are my babies?"
Wa: "I got em!"
>The slime girl waddles over
>Spoots the eggs into Petra's mouth
>She expands her throat to hold the eggs in safety

Pe: "Shank you, Wanda."
>She says through a full, smiling mouth

A: " -AHEM- "
>The Monsters look to you
>Shock
>Awe


-MONSTER RESPECT BROUGHT BACK UP
-THEY WILL WATCH WHAT THEY SAY
-IT WILL BE
-RESPECTFUL

A: "I am Anonymous."
>Luna floats over your shoulder
>You give her a corn chip
>She eats one little corner

A: "This is my mom. Luna."
>She makes tiny crunches next to your ear
>Like ASMR but it's platonic

L: "Maybe."


A: "I'm a Necromancer. A flesh shaper. Mind Moulder and I can fuck shit up in an instant."
>You snap
>The Wand flies to your hand

A: "This is my fucking stick."
>You whisper into it

A: "Entropy doesn't get outta that bag until he has a real apology."

>Then
>You pick up the Corn Sauce
>Get some cheese

A: "Finally."

>You top it with crushed Nacho Doritos

A: "Some good fucking food."

cont

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>>3174738
>>3174738

>The monsters eat
>In an uneasy but grateful silence

>As the meal goes on

A: "Now."
>They all freeze

A: "Introduce yourselves. Tell me what you're good at..."
>They don't understand
A: "...and what you're afraid of."

>That
>They understand

>The Hob Goglin
Gi: "Uh...I'm Girl."

>The Kappa looks like he's going to open his Pelican beak to mock her

>The Bat Man slaps it closed

Gi: "I'm good at sniffing lies."
>She looks around
Gi: "I-...I'm afraid notings ever gonna be different...that we're all just gonna be down like this. Forever."

>She sits
>her huge Ears droop

>The Goblins still stare at her
>Unabashed

>The Goblins

Tr: "I'm Trix."
Ji: "Jix."
St: "Styx."

Trip: "We're triplets."
>They are so small
>The size of sponges

Trip: "We don't know nothin' so we're no good. Not at all. For nothin."

>Trix is afraid of Spiders
>Jix is afraid of the Kid Catcher
>Styx is afraid of Trix

>Trix pulls her sister's nose
Tr: "Rude!"

>The Slimes

Ju: "I'm Jube."
>The slimey boy wriggles

Ju: "i-I- I- I- C- cc-c-c-ccc-c-c"

Wu: "Yah got a cure for his stammer too, magic man?"

Ju: "I CAN SING."

>The Kappa
>Laughs
>So does the Fly Monster
>Petra

Ju: "AND I'M AFRAID OF PUBLIC SPEAKING!"

>Jube pulls his eyes into his body

>The Hair creature gets on the table
>Gross
>Now there is hair
>All over the corn salad

Dr: "I'm Drake. I uh...I'm good at spottin' stuff. Got good eyes."
>He slips
>Busts his hairy rump

Dr: "OOhf! I'm scared that I'll die in War?"
Wu: "Weakling."

cont

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>>3174744
>>3174744

>The Girl Slime

Wa: "I'm Wanda."
>She waves
>She is much shorter than Jube
>Squatter

Wa: "I like to bake! Stir fry too! Haha."
>She looks bashful
Wa: "My mom says that I-"
Sh: "Don't make it all about you, sweetie."

Wa: "Oh. Uh..."
>She eyes the table
Wa: "I'm scared of Mewmans."

>Petra comforts Wanda gently
>Mama Frog is Mama-est mama


>The Dog Girl
Sh: "I'm Shiloh. I lead packs."
>Her eyes are dead on you

Sh: "I'm scared of Manticores but I killed one."
>A dog
>Scared of a flying cat-scorpion

A: "Heh."

L: "Are you impressed?"

>Well
>Are you?

cont

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>>3174755
>>3174755

Wu: "Name's WUDO."
>Says the Kappa

Wu: "I'm LOADED with Charisma."
>He smiles
>His teeth look like brown chisels

Wu: "An I ain't GOT no fears."
>Luna blinks at him

Lu: "Being forgotten."
Wu: "Wh- HEY! You can't jUS-"

Lu: "Hm hm hm. Yes I can. Yes I will. Also it's Intelligence. That is his highest attribute."

>Noted


>The Bats

C: "I am Carmelita."
>Jesus
>H
>The Bat is tol
>She has hips
>She has little teeny hands on the ends of her wings

C: "I sew an' we used to raise cave beetles back home. For wool."

>She motions to her male counterpart
>Who does not speak

C: "Dees is my brother. Perro. He protect me."

Wu: "He's bad at it. Look where you are."

A: "Safe."
>Perro lowers his hand to strike Wudo

A: "You got her here...so he's fine at it."

P: "Hm. I'm afraid of losing my Seester."
>Carmelita bats her lashes
C: "I'm afraid for my Brother. All deh time."

cont

>>3174755
>Well
>Are you?
Yeah! I mean, in and of itself it's not that impressive. We could eat a manticore for breakfast. But for someone like her? Wow, that's nice. She's gonna fit in well around here.

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>>3174764
>>3174764

>The Fly Monster

F: "I'm Fred."

>Everyone responds for some reason: "Hi, Fred."

F: "I'm an alchoholic and I got sold to Cats pretty early on for not makin' bail."

>A lot of the monsters nod

F: "Uh...I can't be poisoned? Yeah. That's a skill."

>He scratches his stomach

F: "Scared of not havin' a purpose."

>Finally
>Petra

Pe: "My name is Petra Eeygoravore Swolenvich."

>She sighs

Pe: "I was a farmer. A homesteader and lover."
>She holds her eggs
Pe: "Now I am only a mother..."

>She looks ahead
>Straight

Pe: "I have already lived through my worst nightmare."
>She mushes some corn without eating

Pe: "There is nothing else left to fear."

Wu: "Hydra. Shit."

>Wudo is rude
>Wudo is annoying

-Do you do something about Wudo?

>Funny
>Authoritative
or
>Violent


Oh...and

>BOOM!
>BOOM!
>BOOM!

>Someone is knocking on the castle door.
>The melted castle doors

>Loud enough to hear in the main hall


What do?

>>3174767
>Funny
We're a funny man, let's be funny.

>Someone is knocking on the castle door.
With booms that big, they must be a giant. Let's go greet them.

>>3174767
>>Impressed
>>Authoritative
>>Answer the door, you savage, christ.

>>3174767
Essentially >>3174765 and >>3174772

>>3174767
>L: "Are you impressed?"
Impressed? No.
But i'm happy we have such a diverse cast here. We'll find uses for them, uses that will make them happy.

>Do you do something about Wudo?
Funny. No need to embarrass him or beat him, it's our quarks that make us spicy.

>Someone is knocking on the castle door.
Have one of the Skeletons answer the door.
Make sure to bring the Corn and Salt or whatever.

>>3174755
No. No, but I am pleased.

-Do you do something about Wudo?

>Read Wudos mind, whats his damage here?

>Ghost phase through the door before you open it.

>>3174767
>Homesteader
WELL SHIT. That's kind of exactly the kind of resourcefulness we need for this place.

>Wudo
>rude and annoying
Are all kappas like that? probably are in Star vs universe. Except for Dennis. In any case, my votes on Authoritative. The recognized the need for *respect* around us. perhaps a quick reminder?

>BOOM!
>BOOM!
>BOOM!
>Someone is knocking on the castle door
Maybe that first impression with the Sky Giants went... alright? Greet them!

>>3174767
>>3174788
shit, spoke too soon. supporting Ghost phase for greeting before opening.

>>3174788
>Maybe that first impression with the Sky Giants went... alright
Well I mean giant girl seemed to like us after we just left. So it'll probably be OK.

>>3174767
>friendly to Wudo, hes nervous
>rip the door away and rebuild it with bone and leather
>answer it

We dont have to guess why Wudo is doing this shit people, hes probably terrified and grasping for power.

But we can KNOW, SO LETS KNOW DAMNIT!

read, his, noggin!

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>>3174767
>Wudo is rude
>Wudo is annoying

>Do you do something about Wudo?
>Funny.
>Maaaaybe friendly.

Also...
Ask him if he has any brothers. Just silly guess.


>Someone is knocking on the castle door.
>The melted castle doors
I want to think it's our Giant friends, but I don't want to risk it.

Portal outside the castle far away and peek on who's nocking at the door without them noticing you. Then we can figure out how to deal with them.
I'm afraid they might be Johannsen scouts trying to see check the status of the castle. Remember Woevenmire used to be Johannsen Family territory.

>>3174767

>Well
>Are you?

There's potential to be had in everyone of these folks. So not impressed, but I am glad that we

>Authoritative
>Funny
>Friendly
>Mind read him

We need to make sure to remind LWudo here treats his fellows with respect, do his fair share of work like the rest, he can have his pride but he should use it to better not just himself. But with others as well

>Someone is knocking on the castle door.

More guests! Well since everyone else heard it, let Luna be the head of the table for a moment while we go get the door ourselves.

>>3174767
>Friendly
>Open the door for your new guests

>>3174824

>There's potential to be had in everyone of these folks. So not impressed, but I am glad that we have a group that still has the chance to grow.

I wanna fuck the bat desu
Fuck her brother too

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>Authoritative
>Tied with funny


>BOOM
>BOOM
>BOOM

A: "Wudo."

>The monsters look quite concerned

>BOOM
>BOOM
>BOOM

>About the knocking

A: "Wudo. Look at me."

>He does

A: "Bitch."

>Muscles chucks your wand at him
>WACK!

>He rolls a 3 on catching it
>He is bashed in the face
>Knocked onto his shell

>The Monsters roll
>To resist cruelty

>Nat 1

https://youtu.be/f9Jy1F7XR9Y?list=PL9221BB7118D66793

All: "AAHAHAHAHA!"

Wu: "AH! I'M ON MY SHELL!"

Sh: "Spin him! Spin him!"

>Frank Spins him
>Wudo is turned into a whirlwind

>They are hysterical
>Petra smacks the metal table like a gong
>She ribbits
>Blushes
>She is still laughing

Per: "Ey. Ey Wudo it's ok."
>Perro Stops Wudo's spin

Wu: "uuuuHHHhhH"
Per: "You're almost done."


>He spins him the other way
>Harder

>17

Wu: "AAAHHHH! I'LL KILLLLL YOUUUUU!"

>Shilo tosses corn onto Wudo
>It sprays

Sh: "Hey look! He's good for something!"
>They cackle
>Growl
>Bubble
>Bray
>They jump up and dance
>As corn sprays off of Wudo's shell


-You have now learned something about Monsters

-They organize their heirarchy
-From the bottom

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>>3175079
>>3175079

>The little Frog Monster Eggs wriggle in Petra's pouch
>One of them slips free

Pe: "OH!"

>It bounces
>To you
>Muscles catches it

A: "QUIET!"

>Boom
>BOOM
>BOOOM!

A: "Someone is at the door. Probably friends of mine."

>You make to toss the egg back
>Petra nearly jumps out of her skin
>You pause

>Hop down off of your chair
>Walk to her
>It's time to be better

>You hand her egg back

A: "I'll get it."

>You turn
>Fold your hands behind you
>You stop
>Lean to your right
>As Muscles stretches out and stops Wudo's spin

>As he does
>He sneaks a peek at the Slime girl's ass

>16
>He fuckin' LIKE
>She SWAPS HER

Wa: "OH!"
>A ripple goes up her entire body
>Her eyes jiggle in place

Sh: "Awh, Kingu he -is- a pervert."

>You turn to Wudo
>Let him see just one eye
>As Muscles Slicks your hair back with Wanda's butt slime

A: "You were supposed to catch it."
Wu: "uuuHHrrg"
>He vomits
>Fish heads and corn

A: "Try to suck less...and show some respect."

>You turn to go

A: "Oh. Do you have a brother?"
Wu: "Eleveehhhn of them."
A: "Any of em Ludo?"
Wu: "..."
A: "No?"
Wu: "No."

>He sounds
>Honest

Wu: "I'd never show my face anywhere if he was brother to me."

A: "Alright."
>You eye monsters
>Catch Shiloh's eye

A: "I like this."
>You grin
A: "You belong here."

cont

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>>3175090
>>3175090

>You head for the door
>Wanda's slime smells like Lemon Aloe Vera

>You snap for the wand when you reach the door
>WAoWOWWOOWWHACK!

>Then
>You Open it
>With a quick PUNCH!
>Muscles likes it when you punch together
>He makes pleasing curls with his retractable spikes

>The hole is a bit small but you get through fine

A: "Hnnf! Fuckin'...Solid objects. S'bullshit. I have SPELLS for this. MMF. RRRR-YAH!"

>You are outside

>In front of three Bigass Greenskin 11 size forehead havin'

L: "Trolls."

https://youtu.be/jwM8BTAQ3dM

>They're
>Huge
>Each easily as tall as the castle doors behind you
>With bright red hair in thick braids
>Massive Noses
>Warty green skin
>Black leather pants
>Some of which still have cow tails sticking out the back

T1: "...you in charge?"
A: "...Yes."

>They all take a swing at a you

cont

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>>3175097
>They all take a swing at a you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j58AlNUbEs

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>>3175097
>>3175097

>The first one Muscles throws you both upward to dodge

>As you spin however

>WHAM!
>The second one hits

>WHACK!
>You hit the ground

TAKING 17 DAMAGE

A: "Ow. Ok, fellas l-"

>WHANK!
>The third one hits

DEALING ANOTHER 17 DAMAGE

>34 damage total

T2: "We're in charge now."
>You roll onto your back

A: "Ech."
>Look down your chest at the trio

T: "Nice to meet you."
>The first one grumbles

T2: "Thanks for getting our land back from the Mewman curse."
T3: "My dad watched them build this castle."
T: "Gonna be fun to tear it down."


A: "Mother. Fucker."
>They look shocked to hear you speak
>They stop trying to walk over you

A: "I still have 51 hp."
>You snap
>The Wand jumps from the ground into your hand

A: "A LOT of fire spells."
>You stand up

A: "And as for you being in charge?"
>Muscles checks their asses with a quick stretch

>7, 11, 8
>MEDIOCRE

A: "My ass."
T4: "Oh. Do you wanna fight?"
A: "I-...well yeah."
>You cock your head up

A: "You hit me."
T: "That's how we greet each other."

A: "Oh...well your culture is stupid."
T3: "If you wanna fight."

>He steps to the side

>50 more Trolls are behind them up the mountain
T3: "We got an army for that."

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>>3175105
Only fifty? I thought this was an invasion, not a playdate.

>>3175105
what about something like

"I am Anonymous, King of the undead world, Protector of the abused, and friend of the Sky Giants."

And then establish the capability of our force. Ideally we don't have to kill these ones.

>>3175150
>T2: "We're in charge now."
>A: "And as for you being in charge?"
>A: "My ass."
>T4: "Oh. Do you wanna fight?"

>T3: "If you wanna fight."

>He steps to the side

>50 more Trolls are behind them up the mountain
>T3: "We got an army for that."

>Implying we can talk this out

>>3175105
>"Oh, you want a mass suicide? I can help with that, and your corpse delivery couldn't have come at a better time. As thanks, I'll make this quick."

>>3175150
Why tho? Their big, dumb, and looking for death, and we don't need pissants that want to break our castle.

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>>3175183
looks like we have a use for our prison now and do we have a stasis spell so we dont need to waste food on them?
>>3175105
it looks like its swarming time with swarm and fire spell combined just a swarm of fire spewing bugs digging into there skin until they are incapacitated or surrenders

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>>3175105
>T3: "We got an army for that."

>BE: "It took an ARMY to bring me down, mouthful."

I think the hint is pretty clear. Though I'm not sure how we're gonna bring him here, now that Susan has the Scissors. Might have to call her and KK back in as an emergency. We might also want to kill him first, though. I don't want something even worse to occur, like that the trolls and the Size-Shifter join forces and rape Anon's bum or something.

We could also try asking the Sky Giants for help, but we might be using the favor they owe us as such. Or not. We could ask.

In any way we need to get some time.

Some little info about our enemies.
>Superhuman strength: As a result of turning into a troll, Miss Skullnick has gained superhuman physical strength, enough to lift and throw large boulders. According to an audio tour in the Dimension of Wonders and Amazement, Miss Skullnick is capable of lifting up to one hundred times her own body weight.
These guys are no fucking joke.
I also expect them to be extremely resilient to damage, and maybe even have some sort of stereotypical regenerative abilities trolls often have in fiction.

>>3175553
yep also a fun fact that should really help physical strength is meaningless when you have no grip on anything just make them float around and separated and they cant do anything

This is a show of force, the army showing they are serious about retaking the land and the castle.

We can try negotiation however an equal show of force is required to force the parlay.


I think the next best option is Inform we have an army as well and that the curse is lifted but the land is not theirs as it was lost in conquest.

Then we darken the sky, get the rain going as seiges in weather give advantage to the defenders then summon our horde of Aussie Zombies and some of KKs elites. Shift to raise dead form and pull more undead out of the ground.

Do not attack but tell them the castle and surrounding lands are ours, but we are not unreasonable as righting mewman aggression is platable.

Then negotiate. We need arms, allies, and money. Land is something we can reclaim later.

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>Quest, last thread: "This is the last time I ever do a giant battle like this"
>This Session: doubles the number of participants on both sides of the battlefield.

>>3176012
Flexing is the right answer. There should be no negotiating though.

Either they leave or we fucking crush them.
If they want to come back unarmed and in peace later they can do so, but trying to negotiate with them right now would make it seem like we're on the losing side.

>>3176069
Or that we arent another Mewman conqueror and we would hear their grievances and work out something. We broke the curse, they owe us while these are their lands by ancestral right so they are owed these lands.

We dont have the bodies to hold these lands or work them. I wouldnt mind ceding the trolls land around the castle and have them act as a satellite state while we own core lands around the castle to expand into.

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SESSION!

START!

https://youtu.be/3EB13m5Ng9c


>Fighting
>There's always more fighting

>The trolls
>The human Government
>Slavers
>Monsters

>Why?
>Why is it always -something-

A: "I am so. Down. To murder ALL OF YOU."

T2: "Wow, really?"
>One of the Trolls in the back speaks
>They all have such
>Flat
>Unreadable faces

T3: "We just came to get our house back."
A: "I conquered this castle and ALL the evil in it."

T1: "By yourself?"

>With friends

A: "By my RIGHT as it's conqueror you ju-...you."
>Anonymous
>There are 53 fuck huge Chungus Trolls outside of your new castle

>They have roughly the Strength of Muscles
>With who knows how Much CON

L: " Fourteen Strength. Fourteen Constitution. 2 Wisdom per Troll."



>Luna
>Fer fuck's sake would y-

L: "You want to play games? That's alright. I have a habit of winning them for a reason."

>You cheat

>Anonymous
>Inside the Castle behind you is a small army of servant Skeletons and Congo Skeleton Warriors

>Your wand can evacuate you to THE HOLE

>Your scissors however
>Are elsewhere
>Specifically with Susan and Killa Kente'
>Because man
>They needed in a place called THE FOREST OF CERTAIN DEATH


cont

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>>3177288
>>3177288

>You have something these Trollish Brutes don't
>Magic
>And
>Time

>Not to mention a big fuckin' mouth
>They are willing to fight for your new land
>Which was abandoned by it's former conquerors

>You have -some- allies in this realm

-A minor connection to the Mewman Queen (meant to be secret)

-A debt from the Sky Giants
(Who could very well be nearby)

-You have some monsters behind you
(Most aren't fighters)

-You have nightmarish SPELLFORMS you can assume


What do?

>Negotiate
(You'll need to convince the Trolls you are worth negotiating with)
-Either with a show of troop strength

-Or personal strength (A big showy spell or Physical might display might suffice)


>Swarm them now with your current standing army
-The Skeletons will man the walls and open fire
-It will instigate a protracted battle but you -do- currently hold the fort


>Summon the giants

A: "Wh-"

L: "Do you hear it? That song on the wind."

>What song

L: "It's always there when the giants are kin. Use their old magic. Speak from the heart. If you can remember. Your own war can start."

>Mysterious

What do?

>>3177292
>"yes, I did. Watch this!"

>summon skeletons to the walls
>shift into Crucicrusher Form
>Laugh
>"Took what you couldn't for generations. Do you think you can take it from something stronger. I, The King, am not unjust. The castle and all lands surrounding it are mine, the living and the dead. What would you claim, what would you offer? I have things to do. Talk fast."

>>3177306
If they press then call the Giants to War.
Fe
Fi
Fo
Fum
Anon calls for war
Drive the Monsters
Ludo undon

>>3177306
This. Those guys respect stregth? Let show them how much we have.

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>>3177292
>Magic
>And
>Time
USE THEM.

>>Negotiate
>(You'll need to convince the Trolls you are worth negotiating with)

>Either with a show of troop strength
>Or personal strength (A big showy spell or Physical might display might suffice)
Both.

Tell skeletons to man the walls.

Say: >>3177306

Call Susan back. This takes precedent to finding Ludo. Don't worry about it.
We need our scissors so we can go back to the castle and raise dead the 280 collected Zombies we have stored there.

When back:

Change to Base Spellform
>Elasticity. Can stretch limbs up to 50 meters.
>All physical Stats changed to be based on STR.
>Can attack twice on Critical Hits.

F L E X , A N O N
ALL STATS ON FLEX DUTY

>>3175105
>>3177288
>"We brought an army"

- Negotiate: why not both?
"Good, you're gonna need it... not only did I accomplish what your tribe couldn't for generations... <<Summon Storm, Lightning, Twisters, Hail, the Whole Shebang>> ... I've got some powerful allies in the clouds who owe me a favor for clearing out the trash here as well. If you thought the Mad Maker was a deterrent to your attempts to retake this place, you ain't seen nuthin yet. Give it up, go home."

-summon skeletons to the walls to support show of strength
-Have some skeletons see if they can salvage and utilize those torture devices located all over the castle for traps or weapons. If they could use'em for setting dinner, maybe they can use them for their intended purpose.

>>3177292
Supporting >>3177306

>>3177306
support, sure.

>>3177288
Siide note,
>L: " Fourteen Strength. Fourteen Constitution. 2 Wisdom per Troll."
Thank you momma! I appreciate this information!

>>3177306
Support, but try something with fire to handle that regeneration

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Rolled 9, 15, 4 = 28 (3d20)

https://youtu.be/bR0N2eguwb8

>Bullies
>Cowards
>It's always
>Something
>Your chest burns
>You don't -want- to fight but...

>You sure would like the bodies

>Anon
>Laughs
>It's unpracticed when it isn't cruel
>Your throat is tight
>Your eyes hurt when you close them

>When they open
>They both glow
>Pink

A: "Do you fat bald bastards have names?"

>One of trolls pulls at his hair to confirm it's presence
T: "We don't share names with anybody but our tribe."

A: "Oh. Good."

>You snap

>SKELETONS
>FILL THE RAMPARTS OF THE CASTLE

>Some armed with guns
>Some armed with stones
>Chains
>Old Torture devices

>There is bear-trap looking set of doors
>Covered in curled razors
>On the end of an anchor rope

>Three skeletons swing it low with rattle-riddled laughter

A: "Then your grave will be ONE. Deep. Bloody hole."

>The Wand glows
>As Muscles
>Warps across your body

>You raise in height
>Not nearly as big as the trolls
>Still
>Your shiny black skin and eyeless face
>Unsettles them

T: "Meat magic..."
T2: "Just like the Maker."
T3: "Just like the dragon."

A: "I killed the dragon."

>Crucicrusher
>This form always feels
>MEATY
>You smack your chest
>Making a war drum that fills the air

>Your skeletons rattle

A: "I TOOK. This castle. You get that?"

T3: "Monster Law..."

A: "You couldn't do it. What makes you think you can beat the KING who can!? The killer of the fuckin' FLESH DRAGON!? The friend of GIANTS! I'll put my foot so far up your ass I'll start a FIRE with your BACK. TEETH."


Anonymous.

ROLL STRENGTH
THEN WILL
THEN CHARISMA!

Rolled 13, 12, 10 = 35 (3d20)

>>3177417

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>>3177417
>>3177417

I shall count this as 9, 5, and 4

I am silly but adaptable.

Bless.

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Rolled 12, 14, 6 = 32 (3d20)

>>3177417
GGGGHHHH FLEX

DON'T GO LIMP ON ME NOW

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Rolled 4, 7, 2 = 13 (3d20)

>>3177417
Just lay down your weapons
And I will spare your lives

Rolled 13, 19, 3 = 35 (3d20)

>>3177417

Rolled 19, 8, 3 = 30 (3d20)

Rolled 1, 3, 5 = 9 (3d20)

>>3177417
LETS GO

Rolled 16, 18, 17 = 51 (3d20)

>>3177417

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Rolled 10, 10, 9 = 29 (3d10)

A reroll for our Flex.

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Rolled 3, 1, 3 = 7 (3d7)

>>3177421
>>3177426
>>3177431
>>3177432
>>3177437
>>3177447
>>3177449

SEVEN POSTS.

So let's get the EASY WAY!

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>>3177451
>>3177456
>Quest: "Ok, this will be a normal session."
>Luna: *messes with the dice*
>Quest:

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>>3177458
>"Am I a joke to you?"
L: "Si"

>>3177465
God dont you just wanna let her use your soul as chew toy

>>3177417
Lovely~

Why crucial crush form? This is like, bug fuck awful for fighting.

javascript:quote('3177468')
U have a problem an that problem is that you're right

Rolled 9, 9, 6 = 24 (3d20)

>>3177417

Rolled 19, 20, 1 = 40 (3d20)

>>3177417
Hope not too late still...

Rolled 20, 20, 3 = 43 (3d20)

this is a WEIRD system man.

>>3177521
Oh shit what the fuck did I just do? Does that count? I hope this counts...

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>>3177431
>>3177431

https://youtu.be/MmxNZH3zrK8

STRENGTH.

>This is also
>Non Combat

Which means...

>As you screams

A: "DO YOU COMPREHEND!?"
>Muscles' veins
>Bulge
>The face plate of your new body suit
>Twists like living organs

>7
>+15 (thanks your help of +1)

>22

>>3177447
-2

>20

A: "WHY YOU'RE IN THIS PREDICAMENT!?"
>You REEEE TO THE HEAVENS

A: "Cause yah done FUCKED UP TOO MANY TIMES!"

>Barely made it
>But
>You can show them
>You are in fact strong
>With you AND Muscles...

L: "One point stronger than them."

>Crucicrusher's blood
>Is hot
>And Green

>>3177421
>>3177421

The WILL ROLL!

>12+19

>31 total

>Your Skeletons shriek to the heavens
>The sky
>Darkens

A: "BY THE TAINT AND MY NUTS THAT BURN AND ITCH."

>The Trolls are flat faced
>But
>Attentive

A: "I SEE IT IN YAH EYES YAH A GREEN LIL BITCH."

>They look down at your display
>Unimpressed

>Until the Skeletons
>All do backflips

cont

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>>3177534
>>3177534

https://youtu.be/fg2Y0ESXMtI

T: "HOAH!"
T2: "Such-...such poise."
T3: "ISSA-"

>With your Will
>The Skeletons stand at attention
>In the dark pose of your ancestors

>After the back flip
>The Skeletons all Do-it-to-em

T: "THEY'RE DISRESPECTING US!"
T2: "Nobody. Disrespects US!"

>The Second troll grabs a nearby boulder
>Holds it over his head

>>3177449
>>3177449

Since I rolled 3 twice. We'll take the secret number at the end.
>The total
>7

Which is you...


>17+7
>23

>They were unimpressed with your strength
>Your WILL riled them

>However
>With no 1s on Charisma

>You pass 2 out of the 3 rolls.


>The Troll comes with his boulder
>He's shouting curses in his language

L: "Some nonsense about his father's golden bones."

cont

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>>3177537
>>3177537

>You don't move
>You watch him
>You don't block
>You watch him
>He gets closer
>Charges up his swing

>You are sweating inside of your suit
>Yet still
>As he runs to you

T: "RRRAAAAHHH!"

>You
>Stand
>Tall
>With
>No
>Fear

T: "RRRAAAHHhhhh har?"

>He comes to a stop

>Stares at your alien visage

L: "Listen to those pathetic thoughts."

T: "Th-...this kid is-"

>Inside your head
>He can see them
>Your eyes
>Boring into him
>Like he doesn't
>Even
>Exist

T: "It's like pain just doesn't matter to him. Like even if we splatter him to goo he'll find some way to kill us he..."

>The Troll drops the boulder
>Beside you

>You don't
>Move
>As the Flesh blooms from your body

>You use one of the Crucicrusher's bulbous fists
>On your exposed human head
>To push back your hair

A: "Don't bring that weak sauce to my house ever again."

>Charisma
>IS NOW PLUS 8


cont

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>>3177564
>>3177564

>The troll is slinking off

T: "We'll be back!"
>He groans
>Raising his fist

T: "Ready for WAR. Not a fight!"

A: "We don't have to."
>You raise your arms
>Motion to the lands around you

A: "We can work together."

T: "Will you wage war on Mewman kind? Give back Troll country? Win us the swamps and kill the pixie queen? No. You're a soft skin. A magic one but we know your type..."

>The Troll leader turns back to his people
T: "We've lived in these mountains a LONG time."
>He eyes you

T: "We know when to cut our losses. How to survive."

>He lumbers off
>His cohorts in tow

A: "yeh still a bich."

-You had some idea of negotiating with them if they would be civil

>You have a choice


>Off them a deal
(Of your own making)
-Which might incentivize them to work with you


>Offer them a gift
(Anything you deign fit)
-Something to make the road easier
-Or possibly change their minds about the new top dog on the mountain


What do?

>>3177521
>>3177521

My friend you have brought a holy thing to this thread. The coveted double 20s is a bless we are truly fortunate to have come to us more often than any other game I have been a part of.

Thank you. You are a true hero.

Because of this.


>A small noise gets your attention
>You turn to your right
>Past Muscles shoulder you see her

>Shiloh
>The Dog-Girl Monster
>She saw that
>She saw ALL of it

>Her mouth is open

>You wink

>She

>Blushes

https://youtu.be/WQngQkCI4R4

>Anon
>You have found it
>Your way to be
>Cool

>Just be hard as fucking shit, brah

Bless.

>>3177568
Do we have to act NOW? Maybe we should study a little about the troll situation.

>>3177568
Chuck 'em a fat sack of corn. "Tell me where the Pixie Queen is and I'll have her head on a platter. We have some unfinished business to begin with."

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>>3177568
>tfw you thought your roll didn't win
>tfw you thought it didn't even count
>quest congratulates me personally
>says there's something special in store
>it's the fucking dog monster
>she wants our dick now
>pic related

But nah, thanks man. Stay blest.

As for the trolls if they have a problem with the pixies I say we negotiate a deal with them. As long as they keep the pixies busy they can keep what they kill, and hell we'll even offer them assisstance in the form of weapons! How's THAT for monster law?

>>3177568
Tell them there's a lot of shit left in this castle.

If his father's bones are in here... Or if they have anyone they would like raised...

Also, ask the name of their tribe, and tell them your last name. (Luna's last name) (Your first name is busted with politics.)

>>3177568
>call out
>"Violence is a cycle. Kill the Pixies, Kill the Mewman, Kill the Pony, Kill the Giant, Kill the Troll. For what purpose?

You want your lands back, fine. But what will you do with them? Turn to war, arm and get defeated again? What of your wives, what of your children? This land is mine, but it is not closed. Bring your people, your tools, your familes. Accept fealty under me and your people will be welcomed. I only ask the old grudges be abandoned for a better tomorrow. One I will tear from lifes Anus like I did to Leatherteeth."

>>3177568
Sire, we've got a beef with the pixies, ask if they know where we can find them.